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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,576 --> 00:00:34,702 (AIRHORN BLOWING) 2 00:00:34,702 --> 00:00:36,620 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - (CROWD CHEERING) 3 00:00:40,082 --> 00:00:41,917 ANNOUNCER: After using their last time-out, 4 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:43,753 Poly High returns to the field. 5 00:00:43,753 --> 00:00:46,714 Down by three, with three seconds remaining. 6 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:49,300 {\an8}This is the last play of the season, folks. 7 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:51,969 NARRATOR: America loves an underdog. 8 00:00:52,678 --> 00:00:54,305 QUARTERBACK: Stat reaper come to. 9 00:00:54,305 --> 00:00:55,514 Watch five-seven, watch five-seven. 10 00:00:56,474 --> 00:00:58,058 - Down. - NARRATOR: The slept on. 11 00:00:58,476 --> 00:00:59,518 QUARTERBACK: Open, open! 12 00:00:59,518 --> 00:01:00,728 NARRATOR: The little guy. 13 00:01:01,604 --> 00:01:02,897 - PLAYER: Block, block, block! - Get 'em. 14 00:01:02,897 --> 00:01:04,356 (PLAYERS GRUNT) 15 00:01:04,356 --> 00:01:06,650 NARRATOR: The ones no one believes can achieve greatness. 16 00:01:06,650 --> 00:01:08,778 (TENSE PERCUSSION MUSIC PLAYING) 17 00:01:08,778 --> 00:01:10,237 But you know what they love more? 18 00:01:13,491 --> 00:01:15,659 Motherfuckers who was born great. 19 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:18,579 - Yes! - (ALL CHEERING) 20 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:19,830 NARRATOR: Motherfuckers like me. 21 00:01:20,915 --> 00:01:23,292 Jaycen 'Two-J's' Jennings. 22 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:26,212 The birth of a superstar. Shit. 23 00:01:26,212 --> 00:01:28,506 I'm the pick that got picked before all the other picks. 24 00:01:28,506 --> 00:01:30,216 ANNOUNCER: This rookie is special. 25 00:01:30,216 --> 00:01:32,092 JAYCEN: Breaking records and laying waste 26 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,886 to all the little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 27 00:01:33,886 --> 00:01:35,429 who walked on the field. 28 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:37,556 {\an8}COMMENTATOR: Smoked again by Jaycen Jennings. 29 00:01:37,556 --> 00:01:39,266 {\an8}DEION: When he throw that hand out, it's over. 30 00:01:39,725 --> 00:01:40,851 {\an8}No one in the game 31 00:01:41,185 --> 00:01:42,394 {\an8}-could play with him. - (SOUND EFFECT PLAYS) 32 00:01:42,728 --> 00:01:44,855 - JAYCEN: Man, everybody love me. - COMMENTATOR: Touchdown! 33 00:01:44,855 --> 00:01:45,981 {\an8}JAYCEN: I was more popular than God. 34 00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:47,233 {\an8}COMMENTATOR: Two-J's! 35 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:48,776 JAYCEN: And worshipped in every living room 36 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:49,902 and every kitchen in America. 37 00:01:49,902 --> 00:01:51,320 Yeah. But check this shit out. 38 00:01:52,071 --> 00:01:54,114 Once you get to that mountaintop, 39 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,700 everybody wants to see you fuckin' fall. 40 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:59,662 The notion that people are idolizing 41 00:01:59,662 --> 00:02:02,081 {\an8}Jaycen 'Two-J's' Jennings, it's ridiculous. 42 00:02:02,081 --> 00:02:03,374 {\an8}COMMENTATOR 1: Jennings... And he dropped it! 43 00:02:03,374 --> 00:02:05,209 {\an8}COMMENTATOR 2: Has to make that play. 44 00:02:05,209 --> 00:02:06,627 {\an8}And he went out there and he didn't deliver, 45 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:07,920 {\an8}and he hadn't delivered the whole game. 46 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:10,506 {\an8}CHIP: What's he call that stupid dance? The Two-J's? 47 00:02:10,506 --> 00:02:13,634 {\an8}Why don't you spend more time on the grass than smoking it. 48 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:14,969 {\an8}You're young, you're successful, 49 00:02:14,969 --> 00:02:16,220 {\an8}you're making a lot of money. 50 00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:18,055 {\an8}How could you screw this up? 51 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:20,891 {\an8}He's chasing rings harder than a housewife in Atlanta. 52 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:22,601 {\an8}And you know what I say about those housewives, 53 00:02:22,601 --> 00:02:24,854 {\an8}at least they stayed in one city their whole career. 54 00:02:24,854 --> 00:02:26,438 {\an8}Where's the loyalty? 55 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:28,232 {\an8}JAYCEN: But all that irrational-ass hate 56 00:02:28,232 --> 00:02:30,234 {\an8}teaches you a very valuable lesson. 57 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:33,320 {\an8}Never, ever, ever 58 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,656 {\an8}count on anyone but yourself. 59 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:38,993 Fuck your teammates, fuck your coaches, 60 00:02:38,993 --> 00:02:40,452 fuck your fans. 61 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:43,038 Hey, Two-J's! You blow! 62 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:47,835 - (SLAP ECHOES) - Man, fuck everybody. 63 00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:50,838 (INHALES) 64 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:52,756 'Cause at the end of the day, 65 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:54,300 they're just some mediocre motherfuckas 66 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:56,385 tryna hold back the true greats from reaching 67 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:58,512 ultimate mothafuckin' greatness. 68 00:02:59,221 --> 00:03:00,598 That's it for this week. 69 00:03:00,598 --> 00:03:02,391 I'm Jaycen Jennings. Y'all make sure y'all hit 70 00:03:02,391 --> 00:03:04,351 that subscribe button so quick, so fast. 71 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:08,314 (TABLET CHIMES) 72 00:03:09,064 --> 00:03:10,733 (DEJA VU (I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE BY TEENA MARIE PLAYS) 73 00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:24,747 I'm young and I'm old 74 00:03:25,623 --> 00:03:28,167 - (JAYCEN COUGHING) - I'm rich and I'm poor 75 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:33,088 I feel like I've been on this earth many times before 76 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:34,840 CHIP: (ON TABLET) I call it how it is. 77 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:37,217 The guy was not that good of a football player. 78 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,385 He didn't care about the game. 79 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,512 He doesn't care about the purity of the sport. 80 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:42,056 Listen, this is simple. 81 00:03:42,056 --> 00:03:43,724 My top five receivers of all time? 82 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:44,934 - Very simple. - Man, fuck. 83 00:03:45,601 --> 00:03:47,937 CHIP: Jerry Rice, Larry Fitz, T.O., Raymond Berry, 84 00:03:47,937 --> 00:03:49,688 and obviously, Randy Moss. 85 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:51,523 I can't believe anyone could think 86 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:53,943 that Two-J's is a top-five wide receiver of all time. 87 00:03:53,943 --> 00:03:56,528 I know pornstars that have received more than him. 88 00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:57,863 - (COUGHS) - I wanna see 89 00:03:57,863 --> 00:03:59,448 - actual skills, okay? - The fuck? 90 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:01,241 I wanna see someone who's in the end zone... 91 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,577 Sick of this motherfucker Chip Collins. 92 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:07,915 Hashtag, I'm fuckin' you up when I see you. 93 00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:10,751 Hold on. Emoji. 94 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:13,837 Eggplant emoji. 95 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,839 Lick. 96 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:17,424 Bitch-ass motherfucker. 97 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:19,635 Eat a fat baby's dick. 98 00:04:19,635 --> 00:04:22,429 Hashtag, you don't want that smoke. 99 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:23,681 (LINE RINGING) 100 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:27,393 MAN: SSF, Ryan Kaushik's office. 101 00:04:27,393 --> 00:04:29,186 - Yo, it's Jaycen. - Jason Sudeikis? 102 00:04:29,645 --> 00:04:31,397 Mothafucker, it's Jaycen Jennings! 103 00:04:31,397 --> 00:04:33,816 Oh, Jaycen. I didn't know he still represented you. 104 00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:35,526 The fuck? 105 00:04:35,526 --> 00:04:37,403 He's on a call right now. Let me have him call you back. 106 00:04:37,403 --> 00:04:39,029 Man, make it quick. I'm busy. 107 00:04:39,571 --> 00:04:41,240 I'm sorry, he's in a breakfast meeting. 108 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:42,783 Fuck! When is he gonna pick up? 109 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,368 - (LINE DISCONNECTS) - He's in the bathroom. 110 00:04:44,368 --> 00:04:46,036 - Man, have him call me back. - (LINE DISCONNECTS) 111 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:47,287 He's talking to his grandma. 112 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,831 You know what, fuck this shit! 113 00:04:48,831 --> 00:04:49,915 (LINE DISCONNECTS) 114 00:04:49,915 --> 00:04:51,333 (ENGINE ROARING) 115 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:53,502 (SMACK A BITCH BY RICO NASTY PLAYING) 116 00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:56,046 Ask for your salary in Dogecoin. I'm telling you... 117 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:58,132 - What's up, Kaufmoney? - Oh. 118 00:04:58,132 --> 00:04:59,967 Two-J's! My guy. 119 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,176 Uh... You look... 120 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:02,302 Pissed? 121 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:03,470 Like somebody's agent 122 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:05,639 that don't know how to return fucking phone calls. 123 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,391 You were just about to be my next call. 124 00:05:07,391 --> 00:05:08,475 That's bullshit. 125 00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:10,269 You're here now, so... 126 00:05:10,269 --> 00:05:11,520 Mothafucker, we had a plan. 127 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:13,439 I create a dope-ass podcast, 128 00:05:13,439 --> 00:05:15,607 you get my dope ass a commentary job, 129 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:17,443 then I get back 130 00:05:17,443 --> 00:05:19,153 in the spotlight again. Do you remember that? 131 00:05:19,153 --> 00:05:21,780 Yeah, of course, I remember the motherfuckin' plan. 132 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:25,325 But the problem with the plan is that people 133 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,494 say, for no good reason, 134 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:29,580 that you're a selfish prick 135 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:30,706 who's impossible to work with. 136 00:05:30,706 --> 00:05:32,624 - That's fucking bullshit! - Well... 137 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:33,876 Chip Collins. 138 00:05:33,876 --> 00:05:35,127 Don't they hate his ass? 139 00:05:35,586 --> 00:05:37,129 So, actually, yes. 140 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:41,300 Chip Collins has a hate-love ratio of 50-50. Okay? 141 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,427 Yours is 95-5. 142 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:46,889 Look, if I were you, I would do some charity work. 143 00:05:46,889 --> 00:05:50,100 Get some positive PR for your brand, maybe, uh... 144 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,477 Why don't you start a school for poor kids 145 00:05:51,477 --> 00:05:52,895 like LeBron, huh? 146 00:05:52,895 --> 00:05:55,481 Fuck LeBron James, and fuck poor kids. 147 00:05:55,481 --> 00:05:57,399 You just need to do your mothafuckin' job 148 00:05:57,399 --> 00:05:58,650 and get me back in the game. 149 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:00,319 Man, if I were you, I would 150 00:06:00,319 --> 00:06:02,029 reconsider the Dancing with the Stars offer, 151 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:03,572 - that's a really good deal... - Man, fuck you, 152 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:05,240 you Harold and Kumar lookin' motherfucker! 153 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:10,079 - I'm through with this shit. Fuck this! - I'll be right back, sir, I just have to help 154 00:06:10,079 --> 00:06:11,455 - this gentleman. - Look here, 155 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:13,832 you red vest-wearing, Aladdin-looking mothafucker! 156 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:16,376 You know who the fuck I am? I'm Jaycen Jennings. 157 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:20,297 Well known, highly respected, top-five receiver of all time. 158 00:06:21,090 --> 00:06:22,466 - Okay. - Okay. 159 00:06:22,466 --> 00:06:23,884 So, go get my mothafuckin' car, then. 160 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:26,220 Hey, hey, Two-J's, why don't you just relax, man. 161 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:27,638 The guy's just trying to do his job. 162 00:06:27,638 --> 00:06:29,139 I don't wanna hear that shit. 163 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:30,933 Why don't you stay in your motherfuckin' lane 164 00:06:30,933 --> 00:06:32,434 until you win one of these, Tony Gonzalez? 165 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:33,894 Give me my motherfuckin' keys. 166 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,395 Move, nigga. 167 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,064 Acting like you don't know who the fuck I am. 168 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:38,398 - Don't worry about him. - JAYCEN: Fuck you, Gonzalez! 169 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,858 - I'm self-made. - (ENGINE ROARS) 170 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:41,819 (PEOPLE EXCLAIMING) 171 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:44,530 - (CAR ALARM WAILING) - JAYCEN: Fuck! 172 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:47,116 - Two-J's just got smoked! - (WOMAN EXCLAIMING) 173 00:06:47,116 --> 00:06:49,827 JAYCEN: Fuck you, Gonzalez! I'm self-made. 174 00:06:49,827 --> 00:06:51,578 (CAR HORNS HONKING) 175 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:53,163 - (BONK) - (HORSE WHINNIES) 176 00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:54,665 (EAGLE SCREAMS) 177 00:06:55,207 --> 00:06:56,667 - (T-REX ROARS) - Fuck! 178 00:06:58,127 --> 00:06:59,962 Well, look who's back in the news. 179 00:06:59,962 --> 00:07:02,381 My dear friend, Jaycen Jennings. 180 00:07:02,381 --> 00:07:04,550 If we're talking about promising stars 181 00:07:04,550 --> 00:07:06,885 that have absolutely pissed away their careers, 182 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:09,012 Two-J's, you're giving R. Kelly 183 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:11,056 a run for his money. I mean, what is... 184 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:12,766 {\an8}Mr. Jennings! 185 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,059 MAN: You see this fool? 186 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:16,937 {\an8}Put your phone away so that we can begin sentencing. 187 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,397 Oh, for sure, my bad. 188 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:21,859 Mr. Jennings, you've plead guilty to charges of speeding, 189 00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:24,862 {\an8}reckless endangerment and damage to city property. 190 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:26,530 These charges warrant that 191 00:07:26,530 --> 00:07:28,448 {\an8}you could spend five years in prison. 192 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:29,616 MAN 2: There it is. 193 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:31,493 {\an8}But I've decided 194 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:33,579 {\an8}that I'm gonna go a different direction. 195 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:35,455 Thank you, Judge, 196 00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:37,082 {\an8}for the celebrity treatment. I appreciate it. 197 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:38,542 {\an8}- (CHUCKLES DRYLY) - WOMAN: This motherfucker. 198 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:41,378 {\an8}I'm recommending that you spend 300 hours 199 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:43,297 of community service with the Long Beach 200 00:07:43,297 --> 00:07:45,174 {\an8}Parks and Recreations Department. 201 00:07:45,174 --> 00:07:46,925 {\an8}- The fuck? - (WOMAN GASPS) 202 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:49,344 {\an8}Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait a minute, Judge. 203 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:50,596 I thought I was getting like 204 00:07:50,596 --> 00:07:52,514 {\an8}some Martha Stewart kinda treatment. 205 00:07:52,514 --> 00:07:53,974 {\an8}Community service in Long Beach, 206 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,058 that ain't gonna work for me. 207 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:57,936 {\an8}You too good for the community that raised you? 208 00:07:58,687 --> 00:07:59,897 {\an8}Or maybe you just don't wanna go back, 209 00:07:59,897 --> 00:08:01,815 {\an8}after 20 years of not being home, 210 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:04,484 {\an8}in a orange vest and a pooper-scooper. 211 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:06,069 {\an8}AUDIENCE MEMBER: Oh, shit. 212 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:11,491 Janine? Is that you? 213 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:14,703 {\an8}Freshman year, white American history class? 214 00:08:15,204 --> 00:08:17,873 {\an8}Where we used to play hide and go get it. 215 00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:19,625 Come on, girl, you can't cut me no break? 216 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:21,919 {\an8}(SCOFFS) My name is not Janine. 217 00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:23,045 AUDIENCE MEMBER: Oh! 218 00:08:23,045 --> 00:08:24,213 {\an8}It's Tara. 219 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:27,883 {\an8}We grew up on the same block. 220 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:29,509 (WHISPERS) Fuck. 221 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:31,553 {\an8}Your narcissistic ass. 222 00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:33,013 {\an8}Just get the hell out of my courtroom, 223 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:35,307 {\an8}so I can call everybody we grew up with 224 00:08:35,307 --> 00:08:37,851 {\an8}and tell them that they can catch your Hollywood ass 225 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:40,187 {\an8}right up in the park, scooping up dog shit. 226 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,438 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 227 00:08:42,481 --> 00:08:43,482 Next! 228 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:49,529 - You're moving too slow. - (JAYCEN GROANS) 229 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,823 (UPBEAT HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING) 230 00:09:03,961 --> 00:09:06,463 Back in the hood, picking up dog shit. 231 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:08,257 (SCOFFS) Wow. 232 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:20,894 Wow. 233 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,523 - MASKED MAN: Keys! - Mothafucka! 234 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:26,316 Cuz, the car don't come with keys. 235 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:27,818 Shut the fuck up before I bust your head 236 00:09:27,818 --> 00:09:28,902 to the white meat, nigga. 237 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,904 I start the car with my phone. 238 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,365 Give me the motherfucking keys! 239 00:09:33,365 --> 00:09:35,742 Look, you can have the phone and my car, 240 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,286 just let me clear the videos real quick. 241 00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:38,453 Niggas see this sex tape 242 00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:40,038 with Two-J's and Lisa Lampanelli, I'm finished. 243 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:41,415 Nigga, don't play with... 244 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:49,089 (GASPING) 245 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:50,674 (GRUNTS) 246 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:52,342 Jaycen? 247 00:09:53,969 --> 00:09:55,012 Kareem? 248 00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:56,555 Nigga! (SOBS WITH JOY) 249 00:09:56,555 --> 00:09:58,223 (JAYCEN EXCLAIMS) 250 00:09:58,223 --> 00:10:00,475 Mothafucka, you just put a gun to my head, nigga. 251 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:02,311 Relax, J, the safety was on. 252 00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:04,104 - It's on safe... No. - (GUN CLICKS) 253 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,023 It ain't on safety. Damn. 254 00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:07,399 Imagine that. 255 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:09,234 Ahh! Nigga. I've been trying 256 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:10,944 to get in touch with you for years. 257 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,112 - Huh? - Literally. 258 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,363 For a million years. 259 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,157 Yeah. And everybody talk about, 260 00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:17,284 oh, what's that girl name, punkin' and them sister 261 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:19,786 talking about, "Oh, just get out of his face. 262 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:20,954 "Leave him alone. 263 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,914 "Cuz, you hittin' him too much. 264 00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:24,291 "You a stalker. 265 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,418 "You sweatin' him, back up off him." 266 00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:28,462 I told her, "Girl, J is my nigga! 267 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:30,589 "He would never do no shit like that." 268 00:10:30,589 --> 00:10:32,090 I know you've been thinking about me, 269 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:34,092 and I know you've been trying to get in touch with me. 270 00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:35,052 Is that pretty much right? 271 00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:36,386 Yeah, that's how I feel about you, 272 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:37,679 that's exactly how I feel about you, cuz. 273 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:39,806 Yeah, I knew it. I knew that was right. 274 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:42,893 I'm one of your real homies, I'm one of the day ones, 275 00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:44,227 - before everybody. - Fuck. 276 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:46,396 I'm first, third grade, fourth grade, 277 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:49,316 food stamps, juvie, all that. Man! 278 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,401 Here, let me put my phone number in there. 279 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:53,070 I'mma put my grandmother's number, 280 00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:54,863 where I wash clothes at on the weekend. 281 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:57,366 Man, God work in mysterious ways, boy, 282 00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:58,533 I'm telling you, man. 283 00:10:58,533 --> 00:11:00,035 I've been thinkin' about you, 284 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:01,828 thinkin' about you, thinkin' about you. 285 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:04,081 I'm so glad you back here in the LBC. 286 00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:05,957 But not on no pooper-scooper shit. 287 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:07,459 (LAUGHS) 288 00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:08,877 Nigga, Tara told you too? 289 00:11:09,378 --> 00:11:11,922 Yeah. The whole hood know you's pickin' up shit now. 290 00:11:11,922 --> 00:11:13,924 - (LAUGHING) - Fuck that bitch Tara. 291 00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:16,802 Me and my nigga done rejoined again, man. 292 00:11:16,802 --> 00:11:18,595 Aight, look, I gotta go. 293 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,430 I gotta bounce, cuz, I'm on a mission. 294 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:21,848 I'mma call you. 295 00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:25,644 Love you, cuz. 296 00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:27,646 Fuck is this nigga finna do? 297 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:30,982 KAREEM: Keys, bitch! 298 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:33,610 (SIGHS) 299 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,031 You gonna take all day? 300 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:42,661 (KIDS CHATTERING) 301 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,539 JAYCEN: (WHISPERS) Oh, shit. BOY 1: That's crazy. 302 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:49,084 Got to be some fucking human shit. 303 00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:51,336 Ain't no fuckin' dog gonna be shitting this fuckin' big. 304 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:53,672 BOY 2: 'Cause like, he like, nowhere, dude. 305 00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:55,465 - (JAYCEN GRUNTS) - BOY 3: Hey, bring that. 306 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:57,968 (BOY 4 HUMMING GAMES OF THRONES THEME) 307 00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:00,846 (ROARS) 308 00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:02,722 (RESUMES HUMMING) 309 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,269 BOY 5: Just listen to what he says, man. 310 00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:10,063 (CHUCKLES) Take that, Game of Thrones. 311 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,190 (BOYS EXCLAIMING) 312 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:14,443 Y'all really think y'all funny messing with Gary's nerdy ass. 313 00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:16,194 - BOY 6: Damn! - You tryna get some, bitch? 314 00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:17,404 Come get these hands 315 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,822 - and find out, bro. - Let's go! 316 00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:19,990 TONY: Let's go! Let's go! BOYS: Fight! Fight! 317 00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,116 JAYCEN: Hey, hey, hey! 318 00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:23,243 Damn, man. You just stepped on my mothafuckin' shoe! 319 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,369 (BOYS LAUGH) 320 00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:25,871 Fuck is y'all laughin' at? 321 00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:27,956 Ol' dusty ass, Payless shoe-wearin' mothafuckas, 322 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:29,916 y'all know what these go for on StockX? 323 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:32,502 Come on now, dawg. Those are obviously fake. 324 00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:33,879 Obviously, these cost more 325 00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:34,963 than everything in your fuckin' house. 326 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,548 You tryna tell me a janitor 327 00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:38,341 just walks around with the freshest Fendis? 328 00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:39,885 Bitch, yo mama's a janitor. 329 00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:42,220 - Bitch, yo mama's homeless. - (LAUGHING) 330 00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:44,181 - What did you say? - That nigga a crackhead. 331 00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:45,474 You lucky I'm on probation, 332 00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:47,142 or I'll slap the shit outta you. 333 00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:48,727 Man, shut yo crackhead ass up and keep sweeping shit. 334 00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:50,645 Man, fuck this shit! 335 00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:51,938 (BOYS CHATTERING) 336 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,815 - Damn! - JAYCEN: Hey, miss! 337 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:56,026 Hey, you in charge of these little dusty mothafuckas? 338 00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:57,444 WOMAN: One second. 339 00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:01,656 I'm sorry, are you suggesting that this is their fault? 340 00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:03,074 Lady, you're being real rude right now. 341 00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:04,409 And I said, one second! 342 00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:07,996 BOTH: Oh, shit! 343 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:11,917 Mm! God damn, baby, don't that feel familiar? 344 00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:14,085 Jaycen, uh, can you let go of me, please? 345 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,129 What the f... 346 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,006 God damn, Rise, you look good as a mothafucka 347 00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:19,466 in them scrubs. 348 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,051 Hold on, Mama, you know this basehead? 349 00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:22,802 Mama? This little piece of shit mine? 350 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,429 You better watch your mouth. 351 00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:25,805 When the last time me and you was together, what, 352 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,599 '03, '04, Provo? 353 00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:28,683 You do the math. 354 00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:31,186 - (SCOFFS) - Nah, he ain't mine. 355 00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:32,979 We're leaving, let's go. 356 00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:34,689 Already? 357 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,691 Cherise, I drove all the way to Long Beach just to see you. 358 00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:38,026 You came all the way to Long Beach 359 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,277 to pick up dog shit. 360 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:40,862 Fuck Tara. 361 00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:43,490 Ain't nobody seen you around here in 20 years. 362 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,075 Let's go. Come on, boys. 363 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:47,410 Let's let this man serve his community. 364 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:48,495 What about practice? 365 00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:50,247 It's canceled for today. 366 00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:51,957 Where's Coach? 367 00:13:51,957 --> 00:13:53,875 TRE: He quit, huh? CHERISE: Come on, let's go. 368 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,293 Hold on, let me get my stuff. 369 00:13:57,712 --> 00:14:01,091 JAYCEN: In football, you gotta have a short memory. 370 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,343 Fuck a play up, 371 00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:06,555 - and move on. - (CROWD CHEERING OVER PHONE) 372 00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:08,306 Hey, sweet face. 373 00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:09,474 I'm headed to the clinic 374 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:10,559 and I'll be back in a few hours. 375 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:11,685 - Okay? - All right. 376 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:12,936 - Mwah. Love you. - Love you, too. 377 00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:16,147 - (GRUNTS) Too slow. Too slow. - (CHUCKLES) 378 00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:19,234 JAYCEN: That's exactly how I live my life. 379 00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:22,779 Can't be wasting time thinking about bullshit. 380 00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:24,406 COMMENTATOR: Hurdles into the end zone. 381 00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:27,450 And Jaycen Jennings smoked both defenders on that one. 382 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,660 Damn! 383 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,955 JAYCEN: Like that one girl you was always trippin' off of... 384 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,875 No matter how good she still look... 385 00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:39,462 I'm a firm believer. 386 00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:41,756 (BOTH LAUGHING) 387 00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:44,175 - Hold this for me, okay? - Jaycen, what? 388 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,428 I love you, Cherise. 389 00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:48,972 JAYCEN: To stay outta the past. 390 00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:50,181 (CHERISE SIGHS) 391 00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:52,183 No matter how good she still looks. 392 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,563 Did I say that already? 393 00:14:57,606 --> 00:14:58,982 Damn, I just said that. 394 00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:02,569 (DOORBELL CHIMING) 395 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,863 Who the fuck ringing my doorbell? 396 00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,156 All right, I'm coming. 397 00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:10,744 Family. What's happening, baby? (LAUGHS) 398 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,370 What the fuck is you doing here? 399 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,789 Hey, man, I needed a place to lay low for a while. 400 00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:16,791 - Man, this is beautiful, baby. - For a while? 401 00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,251 Yeah, for a while, man. 402 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,711 Well, how the fuck you know where I live? 403 00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:21,171 How I know where you live? 404 00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:24,924 Oh, man, your phone bills, man, your credit score, mail. 405 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,385 Hey, man, you gotta be careful who you give your number to. 406 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,929 I mean, come on, you know it's me, baby. 407 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,515 And you know, I got the THC. 100%. 408 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,727 Pow. That shit will make a nun get naked. 409 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:37,771 (LIKE MY WEED BY JANE HANDCOCK PLAYS) 410 00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:40,190 Yeah, name one nigga in the hood that play like this 411 00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:43,860 I like my weed, uh 412 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:46,321 - In the mornin' - Yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah 413 00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:49,157 - I like my weed - Said I like my weed 414 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:53,745 Man, them legalizing weed put a dent in my capital, 415 00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:56,498 but that shit is bomb as a mothafucker. 416 00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:58,958 You right, this shit is bomb as a mothafucker. 417 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,128 And look, the crazy thing about it is, 418 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,631 I copped the weed down on 15th and Atlantic. 419 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:05,965 Our old corner? 420 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,801 Yeah, our spot. 421 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,761 Where we used to sling the pounds at. 422 00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:11,388 Cuz, you still selling weed? 423 00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:13,014 (HUFFS) 424 00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,183 Have you ever sat back and thought 425 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:17,018 what you wanna do with your life? 426 00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:21,189 Many a time, but I mean, look, man, I got tattoos on my face. 427 00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:23,900 Ain't nobody fuckin' with me, man. 428 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:26,152 I feel you, homie, 429 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:29,155 but I seen somebody today from back in the day 430 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,825 that didn't look like they was doing too bad for herself. 431 00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,118 Cherise? 432 00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:35,829 - How you know? - (LAUGHS) I can tell how 433 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,288 you got that little kiddy-ass grin 434 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:38,581 on your face when you say her name. 435 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:39,833 Cuz, ain't nobody grinning, nigga. 436 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,835 Yes, you is. Boy, you love that girl, 437 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:43,378 - Cherise, man. - (LAUGHS) 438 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,296 Hey, but look, she thicker than a motherfucker. 439 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,007 I'm talkin' about thicker than a Snicker. 440 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,217 Shut up. 441 00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:51,553 And she doing good for herself, she got the clinic down there 442 00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:53,805 where she helping the kids with the broken arm. 443 00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:55,640 She help the people with the dialysis. 444 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,810 Man, she even help me when I got stabbed that 17 times. 445 00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,437 Nigga, you got stabbed? 446 00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:03,022 - You ain't hear? They didn't tell you I almost lost my arm? - No, let me see. 447 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:04,774 Oh, Cuz, you... 448 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:06,025 Damn! 449 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:09,028 They said I lost 350,000 pounds of blood. 450 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,113 That much blood? 451 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:12,157 I ain't hear nothing about that one. 452 00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:13,616 But anyway... What happened 453 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,618 to you and Cherise after high school, man? 454 00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:18,788 Come on, my nigga, you know, your nigga can't be tied down. 455 00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,665 Right, right, right, right, right. 456 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,959 But you should've seen how she was on me today though. 457 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,836 But her little cockblockin'-ass son 458 00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:26,296 and his little football team, 459 00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:27,839 they gotta hurry up and find a head coach, 460 00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:29,507 so I can slide up on her 461 00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:31,968 and get my peep on at the park every week. 462 00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,094 You know what I'm talking about? 463 00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:35,180 You tryna Emilio Estevez that ass, 464 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,389 that's what you's tryna do. 465 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,474 Emilio who? 466 00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:39,434 Emilio Estevez. 467 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:43,480 Man, he played the coach on Mighty Ducks. 468 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:46,691 Man, he ran a cold game on Joshua Jackson's momma. 469 00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,985 First, he taught him how to use the puck, 470 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,737 then he turned around, 471 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,530 taught her how to use the stick. 472 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,741 Man, he got that pussy, 473 00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:58,244 and became an American hero at the same mothafuckin' time. 474 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,247 Kareem, 475 00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:06,127 you kiddie movie genius watching mothafucka. 476 00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,504 I could just see it now. 477 00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:10,256 Jaycen Jennings, football legend, 478 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,383 - goes back... - Yeah. 479 00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:15,678 ...and saves a ol' raggedy-ass Pop Warner football team 480 00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:16,763 in his neighborhood. 481 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,014 Yeah, say that then. 482 00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:20,642 You know, people love when people fuck with poor kids. 483 00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:23,895 This just may be my way to get America 484 00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:25,230 and Cherise 485 00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:28,066 to fuck with Two-J's all over again. 486 00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:30,235 You know, God works in mysterious ways. 487 00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:31,945 - Really do. - And I love you, boy. 488 00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:33,613 - JAYCEN: I love you, too. - (GUN FIRES) 489 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:34,864 What the fuck? 490 00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:37,450 Kareem. 491 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,118 Safety was on it, cuz. 492 00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:41,496 Oh, nope. 493 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,040 The safety wasn't on it again. 494 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,918 I'm gonna go home and put some duct tape on the handle. 495 00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:52,215 (MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING) 496 00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:57,846 - Aye, Ms. Cherise. - CHERISE: Hmm. 497 00:18:57,846 --> 00:18:59,472 This new coach coming or what? 498 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,099 There's a group of girls posted up 499 00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:02,642 at the parking lot, checking for me. 500 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,143 TONY: Man, they ain't checking on you. 501 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,354 Checking on this big-ass pito right here. 502 00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:08,273 Enough! No more dick talk. 503 00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:09,566 We've already talked about this. 504 00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:11,067 It's not cute. It's not funny. 505 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,569 Stop smiling, Tony. 506 00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:14,696 It's very creepy. Nobody likes the creepy kid. 507 00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:16,281 - Understand me? - (BOYS CHUCKLE) 508 00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:18,032 - Yes, Ms. Evans. - Okay. 509 00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:20,201 God, I love it when she puts me in my place. 510 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,120 - What was that? - Uh, nothing, nothing. 511 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:25,081 - (TIRES SCREECHING) - (ENGINE ROARING) 512 00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:28,042 DWAYNE: Oh, shit. 513 00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:30,253 What the... 514 00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:31,754 BOY: Damn, it's hella bright though. 515 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:33,006 That's a Benz. 516 00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,426 What? 517 00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:37,886 DWAYNE: That thing is so bright. 518 00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:39,929 That is nice. 519 00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:44,225 Yo, isn't that the crackhead janitor 520 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:45,810 that was cleaning up poop the other day? 521 00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:47,353 BOY 1: Looking like a hip-hop pirate. 522 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:48,605 (BOYS EXCLAIMING) 523 00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:49,689 You gotta be kidding me. 524 00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:52,525 Y'all thought I was a crackhead janitor, huh? 525 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,110 DWAYNE: Mm-hmm. Yeah. BOY 2: Yes. 526 00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:57,030 Well, turns out, I'm a rich-ass celebrity. 527 00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,948 And when I heard about y'all league 528 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,241 not being able to find y'all 529 00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,410 one decent, respectable citizen 530 00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:04,037 to mentor you little dudes, 531 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:05,997 shit kinda broke my heart. 532 00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:07,749 - What? - So, I decided to work out 533 00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:09,208 a deal with the Los Angeles County 534 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,835 Community Outreach Program, 535 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,211 so you could have 536 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:15,298 football legend, Jaycen 'Two-J's' Jennings, 537 00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:17,967 as your new head coach. 538 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,928 - Legend? - (BOYS EXCLAIM) 539 00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:21,262 Man, get outta here, dawg. 540 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:22,597 Oh, shit, I know who he is. 541 00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:23,765 Good lookin' out. 542 00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:25,558 'Bout time y'all put some respect on my name. 543 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,894 Nah, he used a fake penis to cheat on drug tests. 544 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,188 - (BOYS LAUGH) - DWAYNE: You that same guy 545 00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:31,856 who tried to have sex with a undercover cop 546 00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:33,316 the night before a playoff game. 547 00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:34,484 (BOYS EXCLAIM) 548 00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:35,985 Yeah, and the dude who also... 549 00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:38,112 Won one of these, you booger-nosed mothafuckas. 550 00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:39,322 BOY 3: That's real? DWAYNE: Bro, 551 00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,115 what's with you and all these random knockoff shit? 552 00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:42,367 JAYCEN: Knockoff? 553 00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:44,369 Nigga, my shit is 100% certified. 554 00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:46,496 - You fuckin' loser. - Watch it, Jaycen. 555 00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:48,081 They ain't won a game all season. 556 00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:49,874 They're losers. It's just a fact. 557 00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:51,459 Damn. 558 00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:53,670 Let me get a picture with y'all real quick for Twitter. 559 00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:54,837 TONY: What? 560 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:56,881 Anybody got, like, a clipboard or a whistle, 561 00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,383 so I can look like I'm coaching for real? 562 00:20:58,383 --> 00:20:59,801 TRE: Fake-ass coach, man. 563 00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,302 - All right, fuck it. - TRE: No one wants you here. 564 00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:02,720 Man, don't be no stranger to danger, 565 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:03,930 squeeze in for this fuckin' picture for Twitter, 566 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,348 - come on. - (BOYS GROAN) 567 00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:06,683 Some of y'all gonna get some girlfriends 568 00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:08,267 when I finish with this right here. 569 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,186 Come on, man, don't be flippin' me off, man, 570 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,729 - give me some real shit, man. - (CAMERA CLICKING) 571 00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:14,232 Got 'em! Yes, sir. 572 00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:15,692 Team dismissed. 573 00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:18,194 What? We got a game against the best team 574 00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:19,737 in the league this weekend. 575 00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:21,197 And you haven't even seen us practice. 576 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:22,532 Go run them drills. 577 00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:24,492 - Drills? - On the hop. 578 00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:27,954 Let's go. On the hop means run, not walk. 579 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:30,206 Y'all got y'all a coach now, hurry up. 580 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,958 DWAYNE: I don't know, man, get your stuff, man. 581 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,836 - (FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS) - And you, chocolate sundae. 582 00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:38,172 What you doin' later tonight? Wanna grab a drink? 583 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:40,008 You still smoke? 584 00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:47,932 "Blessed as fuck to share my greatness 585 00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:49,308 "with the next generation. 586 00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:52,562 "Prayer hands emoji. 587 00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:54,689 "Hashtag, giving back is what I do. 588 00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:56,733 "More than an athlete. 589 00:21:56,733 --> 00:22:00,194 "Hashtag, poor kids need love too." 590 00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:01,821 (LAUGHS) 591 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,074 Man, you really click in with them kids, huh? 592 00:22:05,575 --> 00:22:07,744 It really look like I give a fuck about 'em, right? 593 00:22:07,744 --> 00:22:09,120 (LAUGHS) 594 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:11,748 For real. For real, man. That's real. 595 00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:14,333 Hey, man. I was thinkin' about 596 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,335 what you said about my life the other day, 597 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,629 and then boom, it hit me. 598 00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:21,674 Assistant Coach Kareem. 599 00:22:22,717 --> 00:22:23,843 (MIMICS WHOOSHING) 600 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,219 (LAUGHS) 601 00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:28,181 I don't think it's gonna work, Kareem. That's not... 602 00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:29,390 I don't know, man. 603 00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:32,143 You offensive coach, I'm defensive coach. 604 00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:34,145 Bam, we gonna be like Batman and Robin. 605 00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:35,730 They gonna love it. 606 00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:37,899 I like your thought process and your enthusiasm. 607 00:22:37,899 --> 00:22:40,735 This is a career move. This is big for me, man. 608 00:22:40,735 --> 00:22:42,278 But, homie, I'm workin' 609 00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:44,113 on my clean-cut coaching brand right here. 610 00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:46,074 Hey, man, don't say that, man, don't do that. Don't do that. 611 00:22:46,741 --> 00:22:48,826 And you got a face full of tattoos, so... 612 00:22:53,623 --> 00:22:54,707 Oh, you gonna unfollow me 613 00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,084 - 'cause of that? - Yeah, yeah. 614 00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:57,460 - That's petty. - You wanna play unfair? 615 00:22:57,835 --> 00:22:58,920 - That's petty, that's petty. - You wanna play unfair? 616 00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:00,254 - That's fuckin' petty. - What we doin'? 617 00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:01,464 What you mean, "What we doin'?" 618 00:23:01,464 --> 00:23:02,757 What we doin', man? 619 00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:04,383 Nigga, you not the assistant coach. 620 00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:06,344 (ALERT SOUNDS) 621 00:23:06,344 --> 00:23:08,221 - Like that? - Yeah, it's like that. 622 00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:13,351 Where the fuck is you going, cuz? This is my house. 623 00:23:13,351 --> 00:23:15,353 - KAREEM: I'm 'bout to eat. - Hold on, cuz. 624 00:23:15,353 --> 00:23:16,729 I'm taking the pizza poppers. 625 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:17,897 JAYCEN: Slow down, little nigga. 626 00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:19,524 It's my mothafuckin' house. 627 00:23:19,524 --> 00:23:21,067 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 628 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,112 Oh. Excuse me. 629 00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:25,238 You the new coach? 630 00:23:25,655 --> 00:23:27,115 Yeah, that's me. What, somebody talkin' me up? 631 00:23:27,115 --> 00:23:29,367 Yeah. My son, Gary, 632 00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:31,327 told me you made him run a lap. 633 00:23:32,203 --> 00:23:33,204 I got my eye on you. 634 00:23:33,663 --> 00:23:34,664 Oh, Gary, baby. 635 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:36,707 I got your inhaler on deck. 636 00:23:36,707 --> 00:23:39,043 You just say the word and Momma be on that field 637 00:23:39,043 --> 00:23:41,295 faster than you can say asthma attack. 638 00:23:41,295 --> 00:23:43,965 (BOYS LAUGH, IMITATE WHEEZING) 639 00:23:43,965 --> 00:23:45,049 CHERISE: All right, y'all. 640 00:23:45,049 --> 00:23:46,843 You can grab your jerseys. 641 00:23:47,301 --> 00:23:48,636 I got 'em all cleaned up for you. 642 00:23:48,636 --> 00:23:50,596 You gonna look fantastic out there today. 643 00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:51,973 Oh, uh-uh. Hell, no. 644 00:23:51,973 --> 00:23:53,724 Wait a minute, let me see this shit. 645 00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:55,560 Russell Athletics. 646 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:58,104 Faded numbers. No nicknames on the back. 647 00:23:58,104 --> 00:23:59,480 This is garbage. 648 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,315 - This what we own? - They're the Green team. 649 00:24:01,315 --> 00:24:03,276 Green team? We cool with Green team? 650 00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:04,735 - Mm-hmm. - GARY: Actually, 651 00:24:04,735 --> 00:24:06,112 I think it would be quite amazing 652 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:07,363 if we can name ourself The Dragons. 653 00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:08,447 Man, quit it 654 00:24:08,990 --> 00:24:10,867 with your Game of Thrones virgin-ass bullshit. 655 00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:12,702 Tre, you're a virgin too. So be quiet. 656 00:24:12,702 --> 00:24:14,162 - And watch your mouth. - (BOYS EXCLAIM) 657 00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:15,621 This shit is depressing, man. 658 00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:17,331 Okay, enough. 659 00:24:17,331 --> 00:24:19,667 (HORN PLAYING TUNE) 660 00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:22,044 (ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE BY SCORPIONS PLAYING) 661 00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:23,963 BOY: Positions! Line up! 662 00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:28,342 Now, that's how the fuck you supposed to look 663 00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:30,428 when you come to a game. Just like that. 664 00:24:31,512 --> 00:24:33,055 You dress the part, you play the part. 665 00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:34,724 Oh, my God. 666 00:24:43,191 --> 00:24:44,233 (SNIFFS) 667 00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:46,152 Fuckin' Chip Collins. 668 00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:47,945 - Colonels! - (BOYS GRUNT) 669 00:24:50,198 --> 00:24:51,657 (BOYS SHOUTING) 670 00:24:57,997 --> 00:24:59,165 BOY 2: Is that a freaking drill sergeant 671 00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:00,625 coaching the team, what the hell? 672 00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:02,501 CHIP: And what do men do? COLONELS: Dominate! 673 00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:03,586 And what do men do? 674 00:25:03,586 --> 00:25:04,670 Dominate! 675 00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:06,214 And what do men... 676 00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:09,717 Hold on. Is that... 677 00:25:09,717 --> 00:25:12,053 Oh, my Lord, Two-J's. 678 00:25:12,053 --> 00:25:16,224 Wow! You look, uh, like a couch, man. 679 00:25:16,224 --> 00:25:17,934 Is everything okay? 680 00:25:17,934 --> 00:25:19,936 Are you living in this park here? 681 00:25:19,936 --> 00:25:22,355 I know they say that Black don't crack, but 682 00:25:22,355 --> 00:25:24,857 I see some fractures in it right now. 683 00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:27,068 I don't live in this park. I'm here working, coaching. 684 00:25:27,068 --> 00:25:29,320 - You're... You're coaching? - Yes. 685 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:30,696 - Children? - Mm-hmm. 686 00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:32,365 Oh, the community service thing. 687 00:25:32,365 --> 00:25:34,408 'Cause you drive like Helen Keller. Gotcha. 688 00:25:34,408 --> 00:25:35,826 - Fuck you, Chip. - Look, 689 00:25:36,244 --> 00:25:38,120 I know, me and you haven't seen eye to eye on everything. 690 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:40,581 Okay, I've said some things. You've tweeted some things. 691 00:25:40,581 --> 00:25:43,292 But let's put that aside 692 00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:45,503 and focus on the real reason why we're here. 693 00:25:45,503 --> 00:25:46,712 And what's that? 694 00:25:47,255 --> 00:25:50,049 The positive PR we get from coaching peewee football. 695 00:25:51,509 --> 00:25:53,970 (LAUGHING) 696 00:25:53,970 --> 00:25:56,222 Joking, man. I'm joking. 697 00:25:56,222 --> 00:25:58,140 No, the kids, we're here to save the kids, 698 00:25:58,140 --> 00:26:00,226 you know, they'd be out there doing drive-bys 699 00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:01,978 or whatever else you guys do in Long Beach. 700 00:26:01,978 --> 00:26:03,312 We are here to be heroes. 701 00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:04,730 You're a hero. Okay? 702 00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:07,191 Government enforced, but you're still a hero. 703 00:26:07,191 --> 00:26:08,526 I love you, man. 704 00:26:08,526 --> 00:26:10,194 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 705 00:26:10,194 --> 00:26:12,113 Stretch louder! 706 00:26:12,947 --> 00:26:14,532 Bitch-ass, punk-ass bitch. 707 00:26:15,825 --> 00:26:17,034 Get up, 708 00:26:17,034 --> 00:26:18,577 get dressed, get up and get to it. 709 00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:19,745 I don't got all day. 710 00:26:19,745 --> 00:26:21,038 I did not come out here to lose 711 00:26:21,038 --> 00:26:22,498 to no bitch-ass Chip Collins. 712 00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:24,000 Man, we got no shot at winning this thing. 713 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,668 I mean, you see their team, they're huge. 714 00:26:25,668 --> 00:26:26,794 I know, right? 715 00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:28,337 I heard they only recruit high-school dudes. 716 00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:30,298 I heard they lineman got a baby. 717 00:26:30,298 --> 00:26:32,091 Man, who gives a fuck what they got? 718 00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:34,510 Put y'all helmets on and don't fuckin' embarrass me. 719 00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:36,470 Let's go, on the hop. Let's go! 720 00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:38,764 WOMAN: Yeah, that's it! 721 00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:42,226 COLONELS PLAYER: Hustle, hustle, hustle! 722 00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:45,271 COLONELS PLAYER 2: Be ready, guys, be ready! 723 00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:46,772 You are hungry. You are hungry. 724 00:26:47,356 --> 00:26:49,692 - (COLONELS SHOUT IN UNISON) - (WHISTLE BLOWING) 725 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:53,779 Damn, he kicked the shit outta that. 726 00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:55,281 TONY: I got it! 727 00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:57,908 PLAYER: Come on! Defense! 728 00:26:57,908 --> 00:26:59,285 - Ooh, shit. - (CROWD EXCLAIMS) 729 00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:01,370 Oh, come on, man. 730 00:27:01,370 --> 00:27:03,706 Booyah! That's what I'm talkin' about. 731 00:27:03,706 --> 00:27:05,249 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - Touchdown! 732 00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:06,500 Hell of a start there. 733 00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:07,668 First play? 734 00:27:07,668 --> 00:27:10,046 Let's go! Oh, get some, little boy! 735 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,465 CHIP: You should call an ambulance. 736 00:27:12,465 --> 00:27:14,633 Two hundred points off that kid's SAT score. 737 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:15,926 - Guaranteed. - (GROANING) 738 00:27:15,926 --> 00:27:18,304 So, y'all don't know what the fuck "don't embarrass me" mean? 739 00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:19,597 Damn! 740 00:27:19,597 --> 00:27:21,515 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - GARY: Tre, Tre, Tre. 741 00:27:21,515 --> 00:27:23,059 - Let's go, Tre. - Go, go, go. 742 00:27:23,059 --> 00:27:24,935 (PLAYERS GRUNTING) 743 00:27:26,062 --> 00:27:27,146 - (CROWD EXCLAIMS) - Oh, damn! 744 00:27:27,772 --> 00:27:29,899 - (PLAYER GROANS) - Oh, sh... Oh! 745 00:27:29,899 --> 00:27:31,609 Nice! Nice! 746 00:27:31,609 --> 00:27:33,277 Do you have a knife wound in that shoulder? 747 00:27:33,277 --> 00:27:34,445 (PLAYER SHOUTS) 748 00:27:34,445 --> 00:27:35,738 (PLAYERS GRUNTING) 749 00:27:35,738 --> 00:27:38,366 - Hey! - That was filthy, young man. 750 00:27:38,366 --> 00:27:39,658 JAYCEN: Catch him! He's so little! 751 00:27:41,369 --> 00:27:42,536 Fuckin' scary, Rise. 752 00:27:42,536 --> 00:27:44,080 We open. 753 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,706 God damn it, you wide open! 754 00:27:45,706 --> 00:27:47,583 - Dang! - JAYCEN: Get that shit! 755 00:27:49,043 --> 00:27:50,086 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 756 00:27:50,086 --> 00:27:51,295 Get your ass up! Get up! 757 00:27:51,712 --> 00:27:53,839 CHIP: Let's go, let's go, defense, markup! 758 00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:56,175 Great hands! Bravo! Keep it up. 759 00:27:57,885 --> 00:27:58,969 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - Look at this shit. 760 00:27:58,969 --> 00:28:00,888 - (GRUNTS) - Whoo! 761 00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:02,139 Coach, I'm gonna be honest. 762 00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:03,224 I don't think I need this today. 763 00:28:03,891 --> 00:28:04,892 PLAYER: Aah! 764 00:28:05,434 --> 00:28:06,977 - Sorry mothafuckers! - Sorry, Coach. 765 00:28:06,977 --> 00:28:08,437 God damn! 766 00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:10,147 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 767 00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:12,024 TRE: Huddle! Huddle up, damn it. Come on. 768 00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:13,275 TONY: What's the play? 769 00:28:13,776 --> 00:28:15,903 The play is get outta my way and let me do my thing. 770 00:28:15,903 --> 00:28:16,987 - Aight? - What? 771 00:28:16,987 --> 00:28:18,364 - Break! - Bro, what? 772 00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:19,907 TRE: I'mma handle this on my own. 773 00:28:21,158 --> 00:28:24,787 - Let's go, Tre. - TRE: Down, set, hut! 774 00:28:24,787 --> 00:28:26,997 (ENERGETIC HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING) 775 00:28:28,499 --> 00:28:30,835 Ooh, shit! That little mothafucka go! 776 00:28:30,835 --> 00:28:31,919 - Tre. - Come on, come on, come on. 777 00:28:31,919 --> 00:28:33,170 What's going on over here? 778 00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:34,463 Hey, where's that defense? Stop him. 779 00:28:34,463 --> 00:28:35,589 - Go, go, go. - TRE: Fuck you! 780 00:28:35,589 --> 00:28:37,258 - CHERISE: Yes! - Yes! 781 00:28:37,258 --> 00:28:38,801 God damn! 782 00:28:39,510 --> 00:28:41,220 CHIP: Hey, where's the defense? 783 00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:42,555 What's going on over here? 784 00:28:42,555 --> 00:28:44,014 Yeah, yes, to the house, Tre. 785 00:28:44,014 --> 00:28:45,891 - (WHOOPS) Hell yeah! - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 786 00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:48,060 - Yes! - (BOTH GRUNT) 787 00:28:48,686 --> 00:28:50,062 JAYCEN: Yes, sir! COLONELS PLAYER: Quit it. 788 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:52,106 Hey, Cherise, you sure I ain't his daddy? 789 00:28:52,106 --> 00:28:53,190 You wish. 790 00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:54,483 Carl. Call that, Carl. 791 00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:55,943 I got a personal foul. 792 00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:57,862 Facemask on the offense. 793 00:28:57,862 --> 00:28:59,071 Thank you, Carl. 794 00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:00,489 - CARL: 15-yard penalty. - Come on! 795 00:29:00,489 --> 00:29:02,783 - Replay third down. - Ref, are you blind? 796 00:29:02,783 --> 00:29:04,410 It's okay, Tre. It's okay. 797 00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:06,745 I got unsportsmanlike conduct. 798 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:08,330 - Oh, come on. - CARL: 15-yard penalty. 799 00:29:08,330 --> 00:29:10,291 - I mean... - CHIP: Great job, Carl. 800 00:29:10,291 --> 00:29:12,334 Sometimes the ref is the MVP. 801 00:29:13,502 --> 00:29:15,171 Bro got a Mickey Mouse voice. 802 00:29:15,171 --> 00:29:16,672 COLONELS PLAYER: (CHUCKLES) Fifty bucks, he hasn't even 803 00:29:16,672 --> 00:29:18,757 - dropped his balls yet. - (PLAYERS CHUCKLE) 804 00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:20,134 TRE: Drop this! 805 00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:22,595 - (CLAMORING) - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 806 00:29:22,595 --> 00:29:23,762 CHERISE: Hey! 807 00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:25,097 What the fuck is you all doing? 808 00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:26,474 CHIP: Hey! What is going on 809 00:29:26,474 --> 00:29:27,683 - over here? - TONY: Fight! 810 00:29:27,683 --> 00:29:29,852 All right. See, that's what happens 811 00:29:29,852 --> 00:29:31,437 when you get Two-J's. Great job. 812 00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:32,646 - Fuck! - GARY: I need my inhaler. 813 00:29:32,646 --> 00:29:33,939 ESA: Gary! 814 00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:36,358 CHIP: Absolute abomination. Okay? 815 00:29:36,358 --> 00:29:37,818 But Two-J's got 'em doin' 816 00:29:37,818 --> 00:29:39,320 the same thing that they would be doing 817 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,739 on the block right here on the field. 818 00:29:41,739 --> 00:29:42,990 You a bitch, Chip! 819 00:29:43,324 --> 00:29:44,658 That's it, that's it. I'm calling the game. 820 00:29:44,658 --> 00:29:46,660 Oh, come on, ref! Nobody even fuckin' bleed! 821 00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:48,662 That ain't the... (SCREAMS) 822 00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:50,748 - God damn! - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 823 00:29:51,624 --> 00:29:53,083 (SCREAMING AND SOBBING) 824 00:29:54,084 --> 00:29:55,085 Fuck! 825 00:29:56,170 --> 00:29:59,298 Great job out there. I know, tough circumstances. 826 00:29:59,298 --> 00:30:01,342 This is why you can't have 827 00:30:01,342 --> 00:30:04,678 an egotistical maniac coaching peewee football. 828 00:30:04,678 --> 00:30:07,097 "Hashtag, worst role model ever." 829 00:30:08,516 --> 00:30:10,267 CHIP: Be very careful with Two-J's. 830 00:30:10,267 --> 00:30:12,394 Guy's got gonorrhea again. Don't touch him, 831 00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:13,604 - no hugging. All right? - REFEREE: Definitely. 832 00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:19,360 Well, congratulations, you little assholes. 833 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:20,736 Got me looking like a straight mark 834 00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:22,071 in front of the whole Internet. 835 00:30:22,071 --> 00:30:23,614 DWAYNE: Bruh, they ain't even had beef! 836 00:30:24,573 --> 00:30:25,741 Man, I'm out this bitch. 837 00:30:25,741 --> 00:30:27,368 - Excuse me? - I'm done listening 838 00:30:27,368 --> 00:30:29,161 to some washed-up loser, has-been coach. 839 00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:30,329 Fuck you say to me, little nigga? 840 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:31,539 - Jaycen! - TRE: You heard me. 841 00:30:31,539 --> 00:30:32,873 Go, go wait by the car. 842 00:30:32,873 --> 00:30:35,251 Kid got a real fuckin' attitude problem. 843 00:30:35,251 --> 00:30:37,503 What the fuck is wrong with you? 844 00:30:37,503 --> 00:30:40,047 These little kids already have the world bringing them down, 845 00:30:40,047 --> 00:30:41,340 they don't need you doing it too. 846 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,759 You really think you're better than everyone else 847 00:30:43,759 --> 00:30:45,511 because you played for a professional sports team 848 00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:46,804 over two decades ago? 849 00:30:47,221 --> 00:30:48,639 It's like ever since you made 850 00:30:48,639 --> 00:30:50,432 that stupid Hail Mary catch in high school, 851 00:30:50,432 --> 00:30:52,142 you've turned your back on everybody 852 00:30:52,142 --> 00:30:53,561 who ever helped you. Fuck you. 853 00:30:53,561 --> 00:30:55,312 Helped me? Shit. 854 00:30:55,312 --> 00:30:56,981 Ain't nobody help me! 855 00:30:56,981 --> 00:30:59,608 I'm Jaycen Jennings. I don't owe nobody shit. 856 00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:01,569 I'm self-made! 857 00:31:19,086 --> 00:31:21,046 (FAINT CROWD CHEERING) 858 00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:25,301 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 859 00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:29,972 - COACH: Man. - Man, I love you, Coach. 860 00:31:29,972 --> 00:31:31,056 COACH: I love you too, son. 861 00:31:31,807 --> 00:31:32,850 Way to go, superstar. 862 00:31:32,850 --> 00:31:34,435 - We did it. - We did it. 863 00:31:34,435 --> 00:31:35,728 You did it. 864 00:31:38,939 --> 00:31:40,316 Jaycen? 865 00:31:42,318 --> 00:31:43,527 What up, Coach Feis? 866 00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:46,322 Jaycen-goddamn-Jennings. 867 00:31:46,322 --> 00:31:49,491 Oh, man, good to see you, kid. It's been way too long. 868 00:31:49,491 --> 00:31:51,410 Yeah, it has been a minute, right? 869 00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:53,454 It's been... 20 years, Jaycen. 870 00:31:53,954 --> 00:31:56,332 Jaycen? What happened to "superstar," Coach? 871 00:31:56,332 --> 00:31:57,708 What's that? 872 00:31:57,708 --> 00:31:59,251 Coach, you used to call me superstar. 873 00:31:59,793 --> 00:32:00,836 Did I? Hmm. 874 00:32:00,836 --> 00:32:02,296 Coach, are you okay? 875 00:32:02,296 --> 00:32:03,756 Yeah, I'm all right. What's wrong with you? 876 00:32:05,132 --> 00:32:07,509 Get your ass in here, why would I call you superstar? 877 00:32:07,509 --> 00:32:09,178 What's all those F's on your tracksuit for? 878 00:32:09,178 --> 00:32:11,513 - Reminds me of my report card. - (COACH FEIS CHUCKLES) 879 00:32:19,229 --> 00:32:21,774 God damn, Coach, 880 00:32:22,816 --> 00:32:25,402 this shit is exactly the way it was when I was here. 881 00:32:25,986 --> 00:32:27,154 Coach, you ain't never really thought 882 00:32:27,154 --> 00:32:29,114 about, like, upgrading your shit? 883 00:32:29,573 --> 00:32:30,783 No. 884 00:32:30,783 --> 00:32:31,867 Like your TV. 885 00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:33,994 This is a Zenith. The desk. 886 00:32:33,994 --> 00:32:35,371 This raggedy-ass couch. 887 00:32:35,371 --> 00:32:36,705 I love that couch. 888 00:32:36,705 --> 00:32:38,123 Come on, Coach, I used to cut class 889 00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:39,792 and take naps on that couch right there. 890 00:32:39,792 --> 00:32:40,959 Look at it now. 891 00:32:41,251 --> 00:32:43,587 Duct tape on it, books holding up as a leg, 892 00:32:43,587 --> 00:32:44,797 the shit is a mess. 893 00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:46,882 You know what I think, Coach? 894 00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:49,718 I think I should make a phone call to Italy 2000 895 00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:51,553 and get you a brand-new couch up in here. 896 00:32:51,553 --> 00:32:52,846 (CHUCKLES) 897 00:32:52,846 --> 00:32:54,014 Get you spooned and groomed one time. 898 00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:55,265 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 899 00:32:55,557 --> 00:32:56,892 No, no, forget about that. What about you? 900 00:32:56,892 --> 00:32:58,477 What you been up to these past 20 years? 901 00:32:58,477 --> 00:32:59,561 Shit. 902 00:33:00,062 --> 00:33:01,772 Honestly, I'm here 903 00:33:01,772 --> 00:33:03,440 because I don't know what the fuck I'm doin'. 904 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:04,525 (SCOFFS) 905 00:33:05,234 --> 00:33:06,276 That I see. 906 00:33:06,276 --> 00:33:08,654 "I see"? Come on, Coach. 907 00:33:08,654 --> 00:33:10,989 Now, you know, you the only role model in my life. 908 00:33:12,157 --> 00:33:13,242 Do you remember what you were like 909 00:33:13,242 --> 00:33:14,410 when you showed up here 910 00:33:14,410 --> 00:33:16,787 first practice of freshman year? 911 00:33:16,787 --> 00:33:18,831 I don't know, like a baller from the jump, 912 00:33:18,831 --> 00:33:20,082 a diamond in the rough? 913 00:33:20,082 --> 00:33:22,042 Man, you were a pain in the ass. 914 00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:23,377 Come on, Coach, see, that kinda talk 915 00:33:23,377 --> 00:33:24,503 with you just dragging me like that, 916 00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:25,796 how am I gonna buy you a couch? 917 00:33:25,796 --> 00:33:27,339 You know what, Jaycen, I appreciate it, 918 00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:28,966 but you know what, get off my couch, man. Fuck. 919 00:33:28,966 --> 00:33:30,259 Hundreds of my players 920 00:33:30,259 --> 00:33:31,510 have sat on that couch right there, 921 00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:32,803 and they've come in here 922 00:33:32,803 --> 00:33:34,388 and they've talked to me about their lives 923 00:33:34,388 --> 00:33:35,931 and their dreams and their goals. 924 00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:38,475 And you know better than anyone 925 00:33:38,475 --> 00:33:39,893 that kids from this area, 926 00:33:40,686 --> 00:33:42,354 they're underdogs in the world. 927 00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:45,691 They grow up with not one advantage in life. 928 00:33:45,691 --> 00:33:47,943 And sometimes, that door being open, 929 00:33:47,943 --> 00:33:50,154 and that old couch right there, 930 00:33:50,154 --> 00:33:52,573 might've been the only safe haven that those kids had. 931 00:33:53,407 --> 00:33:54,616 So, when you come and talk to me 932 00:33:54,616 --> 00:33:56,535 about buying me a new couch, yeah, 933 00:33:56,535 --> 00:33:58,036 all right, maybe I need a new couch, 934 00:33:58,036 --> 00:33:59,955 because that one's getting a little worn out. 935 00:33:59,955 --> 00:34:03,584 But, to me, I'd prefer to give that couch a little TLC. 936 00:34:03,584 --> 00:34:05,461 - Just a little love. - Oh, shit! 937 00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:07,504 Oh, shit! 938 00:34:07,504 --> 00:34:11,300 You Jedi mind-tricking mothafucka, you, Coach. 939 00:34:11,300 --> 00:34:12,468 I got it! 940 00:34:12,468 --> 00:34:14,219 You tellin' me that just because 941 00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:15,763 the kids that I'm coachin', 942 00:34:16,096 --> 00:34:19,016 they may be raggedy and rough around the edges and shit... 943 00:34:19,016 --> 00:34:20,642 Wait a minute, man, you're coaching? 944 00:34:20,642 --> 00:34:23,103 But they require TLC. 945 00:34:23,103 --> 00:34:26,190 And if I provide TLC, they can be just as good 946 00:34:26,190 --> 00:34:27,608 as any team that's out there, 947 00:34:27,608 --> 00:34:29,777 and that is the key 948 00:34:29,777 --> 00:34:31,987 to becomin' a mothafuckin' role model. 949 00:34:31,987 --> 00:34:33,697 I get you. I got you. 950 00:34:33,697 --> 00:34:35,991 You the Gandhi of this mothafuckin' coaching shit. 951 00:34:35,991 --> 00:34:38,118 That's all I needed, inspiration. I'm out. 952 00:34:38,911 --> 00:34:40,329 (DOOR CLOSES) 953 00:34:40,329 --> 00:34:42,539 THC is some shit. Wow. 954 00:34:42,539 --> 00:34:43,957 - (WOMAN SCREAMS) - (ENGINE ROARING) 955 00:34:43,957 --> 00:34:45,042 MAN: Crazy! 956 00:34:45,042 --> 00:34:46,710 (TIRES SQUEALING) 957 00:34:52,382 --> 00:34:53,634 BOY 1: He shouldn't even be here. 958 00:34:55,803 --> 00:34:57,471 BOY 2: I don't want nothing to do with this guy. 959 00:34:57,471 --> 00:34:58,597 This guy sucks. 960 00:35:00,349 --> 00:35:01,517 Wassup, wassup? 961 00:35:03,685 --> 00:35:05,979 Oh, I see y'all little angry about my tardiness. 962 00:35:06,730 --> 00:35:08,649 Had that sick feeling in the pit of your stomach 963 00:35:08,649 --> 00:35:10,025 of being abandoned again? 964 00:35:10,025 --> 00:35:11,819 - DWAYNE: Yeah. - Well, good. 965 00:35:12,444 --> 00:35:14,655 That's just the way I want you little assholes to feel. 966 00:35:14,655 --> 00:35:16,156 BOY 3: Okay, what? JAYCEN: Now, when I first 967 00:35:16,156 --> 00:35:18,158 started coaching this team, 968 00:35:18,158 --> 00:35:20,202 I ain't believe in none of y'all. 969 00:35:20,202 --> 00:35:21,662 Not even a li'l bit. 970 00:35:22,162 --> 00:35:25,541 Until I got Jedi mind-tricked into realizing 971 00:35:25,541 --> 00:35:27,584 that I underestimated y'all. 972 00:35:27,584 --> 00:35:29,294 Same way niggas did me. 973 00:35:30,254 --> 00:35:32,172 - (ROUSING MUSIC PLAYS) - See, we the same. 974 00:35:32,172 --> 00:35:33,465 We underdogs. 975 00:35:34,091 --> 00:35:35,592 The dog underneath the dog 976 00:35:35,592 --> 00:35:37,553 that's always getting pissed and shitted on. 977 00:35:38,178 --> 00:35:39,555 - Where's he getting at? - But today, 978 00:35:39,555 --> 00:35:41,348 I'm done pissing and shitting on you kids. 979 00:35:42,266 --> 00:35:43,392 Now, when I look at y'all now, 980 00:35:44,518 --> 00:35:46,812 I don't see a bunch of assholes. 981 00:35:46,812 --> 00:35:49,606 I see me, in every last one of y'all. 982 00:35:50,691 --> 00:35:52,109 It ain't no limits to what y'all can do 983 00:35:52,109 --> 00:35:54,611 with Jaycen Jennings on the sideline, 984 00:35:54,611 --> 00:35:57,489 coaching and actually givin' a fuck. 985 00:35:59,449 --> 00:36:00,701 BOY 4: Don't know what that means. 986 00:36:01,702 --> 00:36:03,203 That's it? (SCOFFS) 987 00:36:03,203 --> 00:36:04,413 That's your big speech? 988 00:36:04,955 --> 00:36:06,206 So, you're just gonna 989 00:36:06,206 --> 00:36:08,250 stop peeing and pooping all over us now? 990 00:36:09,209 --> 00:36:11,753 Because you remember that you were an underdog? 991 00:36:12,754 --> 00:36:14,882 Well, couldn't have said it better myself. 992 00:36:14,882 --> 00:36:16,383 Corny as hell. 993 00:36:16,383 --> 00:36:17,843 All right now, get your asses up, let's warm up. 994 00:36:17,843 --> 00:36:18,969 Let's go. 995 00:36:19,261 --> 00:36:20,846 What y'all sitting around for? Let's go! 996 00:36:20,846 --> 00:36:22,264 Yeah, little mothafuckers. 997 00:36:22,264 --> 00:36:23,557 - Warm up. - TONY: Who's that guy? 998 00:36:23,932 --> 00:36:25,893 When Coach say, "Warm up," warm this mothafucker up! 999 00:36:25,893 --> 00:36:27,394 Let's go, I'll pump that pistol 1000 00:36:27,394 --> 00:36:28,937 - up in here. Come on, get it. - BOYS: Go, go. 1001 00:36:28,937 --> 00:36:30,522 Get it. You think it's a game? 1002 00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:33,150 Boy, I'll lay your ass down right up in here, right now. 1003 00:36:33,150 --> 00:36:36,570 I will clear this whole mothafuckin' field out. 1004 00:36:36,570 --> 00:36:38,280 - DWAYNE: Go, go, go, go. - Kareem? 1005 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,324 Hey, what's up, Cherise, baby? 1006 00:36:40,324 --> 00:36:42,743 Kareem, the fuck is you doin' here, man? 1007 00:36:42,743 --> 00:36:44,745 Hey, I know you say you ain't want me up here coaching 1008 00:36:44,745 --> 00:36:46,288 on a official capacity. 1009 00:36:46,288 --> 00:36:47,456 But you know what I mean? 1010 00:36:47,748 --> 00:36:48,999 I'm over here lingering in the periphial. 1011 00:36:48,999 --> 00:36:50,334 You feel me, cuz. 1012 00:36:50,334 --> 00:36:51,710 You hear me, I just wanted to come up here 1013 00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:53,128 and drop a few of them little gems 1014 00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:54,796 on the knowledge that I have 1015 00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:56,173 of the game. Hold up a minute. 1016 00:36:56,173 --> 00:36:57,883 Man, you look like you got a Pamper on! 1017 00:36:57,883 --> 00:36:59,259 Pick that shit up! 1018 00:36:59,259 --> 00:37:01,053 This how you gotta talk to 'em. 1019 00:37:01,053 --> 00:37:03,221 Hey, Cherise, are you single, baby? 1020 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:04,514 - (CHUCKLES) - CHERISE: Oh. 1021 00:37:04,514 --> 00:37:06,308 - KAREEM: Oh, man. - (CHERISE CHUCKLES) 1022 00:37:06,308 --> 00:37:09,061 Nah, I'm just kidding, I know my man, J, tryna smash. 1023 00:37:10,437 --> 00:37:11,480 Check it out. 1024 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,190 This book right here 1025 00:37:13,190 --> 00:37:15,317 gonna have y'all running schemes like a pro. 1026 00:37:15,317 --> 00:37:17,361 Yo, you don't got no trick plays up in here? 1027 00:37:17,361 --> 00:37:19,571 We don't need no goddamn trick plays. 1028 00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:20,906 But they're so fun. 1029 00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:22,324 Trick plays are dope as fuck though. 1030 00:37:22,324 --> 00:37:24,618 KAREEM: I like trick plays. I really do, 1031 00:37:24,618 --> 00:37:26,119 I love 'em. I love trick plays. 1032 00:37:26,119 --> 00:37:28,038 JAYCEN: Man, how the fuck you get a playbook? 1033 00:37:28,038 --> 00:37:30,207 I'm just saying, ain't no tables of contents 1034 00:37:30,207 --> 00:37:32,250 - or nothing up in here, babe. - Anyway, 1035 00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:34,419 this book right here took your boy, 1036 00:37:34,419 --> 00:37:38,131 Jaycen Jennings, to superstar, legendary status. 1037 00:37:38,131 --> 00:37:40,842 You mean a washed-up loser coaching peewee in Long Beach? 1038 00:37:40,842 --> 00:37:42,260 Nah, I'm talking about the nigga 1039 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:44,304 that had your momma before she had you. 1040 00:37:44,304 --> 00:37:45,764 (BOYS EXCLAIMING) 1041 00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:47,182 Now learn the goddamn playbook 1042 00:37:47,182 --> 00:37:48,600 - and quit playin' so much. - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1043 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,394 TRE: Hut. TONY: Go. 1044 00:37:50,394 --> 00:37:51,853 - (TONY GRUNTS) - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1045 00:37:51,853 --> 00:37:53,647 JAYCEN: Again. Till we get it right. 1046 00:37:54,189 --> 00:37:55,649 We not movin' on to the next play 1047 00:37:55,649 --> 00:37:56,817 till y'all get this shit right. 1048 00:37:56,817 --> 00:37:58,151 TRE: Hut. 1049 00:37:58,151 --> 00:38:00,070 (BOYS GRUNTING) 1050 00:38:00,070 --> 00:38:01,279 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1051 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:02,364 - God damn it, Tony. - TRE: Hut. 1052 00:38:02,364 --> 00:38:03,782 (BOYS GRUNT) 1053 00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:05,242 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1054 00:38:05,242 --> 00:38:06,743 JAYCEN: Hand me that football. 1055 00:38:06,743 --> 00:38:07,995 BOY: Oh, man. 1056 00:38:08,328 --> 00:38:10,080 Hey, dawg, you ever touched a titty before? 1057 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:11,623 - (TRE CHUCKLES) - What? 1058 00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:13,417 A titty. Have you ever touched a titty before... 1059 00:38:13,417 --> 00:38:14,543 - (BOYS LAUGH) - Be quiet. 1060 00:38:14,543 --> 00:38:15,919 You ever touch a titty before? 1061 00:38:15,919 --> 00:38:17,087 Man, of course I have. 1062 00:38:17,087 --> 00:38:19,214 So many titties, all sizes. 1063 00:38:19,214 --> 00:38:20,674 A, triple A, double D. 1064 00:38:21,508 --> 00:38:22,801 TRE: Man ain't never touched no titty. 1065 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,386 Those are battery sizes. 1066 00:38:24,386 --> 00:38:25,679 Man, yes, I have. 1067 00:38:26,096 --> 00:38:27,347 Don't project your lack of titty touching onto me. 1068 00:38:27,347 --> 00:38:28,807 Come here, man, let me talk to you. 1069 00:38:30,392 --> 00:38:31,893 Look, this ball right here. 1070 00:38:32,561 --> 00:38:33,603 That's your titty. 1071 00:38:33,603 --> 00:38:34,813 You gotta hold it tight. 1072 00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:36,398 'Cause everybody wants your titty. 1073 00:38:36,398 --> 00:38:38,066 Do I have consent of touching the titty? 1074 00:38:38,066 --> 00:38:39,317 What you just say? 1075 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:40,485 I'm not just gonna touch a titty 1076 00:38:40,485 --> 00:38:41,570 if it doesn't wanna be touched. 1077 00:38:42,404 --> 00:38:43,655 DWAYNE: Touching titties without consent 1078 00:38:43,655 --> 00:38:46,033 got my cousin 30 days in the county. 1079 00:38:46,033 --> 00:38:47,159 Oh, that's nice. 1080 00:38:47,534 --> 00:38:48,869 - Get your ass outta here. - (DWAYNE CHUCKLES) 1081 00:38:48,869 --> 00:38:50,412 You got my consent, okay? 1082 00:38:50,412 --> 00:38:51,496 Nice! 1083 00:38:51,913 --> 00:38:53,206 Let's run it again. Let's run it. 1084 00:38:53,623 --> 00:38:57,169 Hey, I like the titty thang, keep the titty thang, cuz. 1085 00:38:57,878 --> 00:38:59,463 - Fuck up. - Keep that titty thang, cuz. 1086 00:38:59,463 --> 00:39:01,631 Back in it. Back on line. Come on, y'all, run it again. 1087 00:39:01,631 --> 00:39:02,716 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 1088 00:39:03,633 --> 00:39:05,761 The things you do in practice, you'll do in the game. 1089 00:39:06,178 --> 00:39:07,429 If you're sorry at practice, 1090 00:39:07,429 --> 00:39:09,181 you're gonna be sorry in the game. 1091 00:39:09,181 --> 00:39:10,640 Let's go, on the hop. 1092 00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:12,934 - (GRUNTS) - The fuck was that? 1093 00:39:12,934 --> 00:39:14,061 Come on, get it right. 1094 00:39:14,061 --> 00:39:15,437 - Yo! - JAYCEN: Get it together. 1095 00:39:15,437 --> 00:39:17,522 - One more time. Again. - (GRUNTS) 1096 00:39:17,522 --> 00:39:19,066 - God damn it. - KAREEM: Oh! 1097 00:39:19,066 --> 00:39:20,609 JAYCEN: No butter finger anymore. 1098 00:39:20,609 --> 00:39:22,110 - Ooh! - (ALL EXCLAIMING) 1099 00:39:22,110 --> 00:39:23,278 - (GRUNTS) - KAREEM: Oh! 1100 00:39:23,278 --> 00:39:24,863 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - What the fuck? 1101 00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:27,240 That's why I can't stand your little ass. 1102 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:28,992 - Hey! - JAYCEN: Come on, defense. 1103 00:39:28,992 --> 00:39:30,285 Make it look like something, let's go! 1104 00:39:30,285 --> 00:39:31,369 TRE: Hut. 1105 00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:32,662 (BOYS GRUNT) 1106 00:39:32,662 --> 00:39:34,331 - KAREEM: Oh! - (BLOWS WHISTLE) 1107 00:39:34,331 --> 00:39:36,541 Little mothafucker came outta nowhere like a ghost. 1108 00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:38,168 - Yeah! - JAYCEN: See right there? 1109 00:39:38,168 --> 00:39:39,461 Everybody on the team need to be hitting 1110 00:39:39,461 --> 00:39:41,254 like this right here. 1111 00:39:41,254 --> 00:39:43,256 Hey, your new name is Ghost. 1112 00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:45,133 I see you in there. 1113 00:39:45,926 --> 00:39:47,385 Little homie, let me talk to you, come here. 1114 00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:49,387 Let's huddle up, little mothafuckers. 1115 00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:51,181 Look, you can't be the tiniest mothafucker 1116 00:39:51,181 --> 00:39:53,433 on the team and the softest, man. 1117 00:39:53,433 --> 00:39:55,060 Quick question, real quick. 1118 00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:56,728 Who's your favorite character on Game of Thrones? 1119 00:39:56,728 --> 00:39:58,230 Wait, what? 1120 00:39:58,230 --> 00:40:00,232 Do you like the midget who drinks the wine? 1121 00:40:00,232 --> 00:40:02,192 The tall blonde with the sword? 1122 00:40:02,192 --> 00:40:03,944 Or the sister-fucker with the iron hand? 1123 00:40:03,944 --> 00:40:05,362 Oh, my God! 1124 00:40:05,362 --> 00:40:06,613 - Coach, you're a fan... - Uh-uh-uh-uh... 1125 00:40:07,948 --> 00:40:09,950 Shut the fuck up. It's between me and you. 1126 00:40:09,950 --> 00:40:12,452 Oh. Yeah, yeah. Sorry, sorry. 1127 00:40:12,452 --> 00:40:14,746 I feel like I've always had a thing for the dragons. 1128 00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:16,081 So, I guess Drogon. 1129 00:40:16,081 --> 00:40:17,874 Yeah, definitely Drogon. 1130 00:40:17,874 --> 00:40:19,292 He's so badass and everyone's afraid... 1131 00:40:19,835 --> 00:40:21,336 That's what I'm looking for right there. 1132 00:40:21,336 --> 00:40:22,671 You take that spirit to the field 1133 00:40:22,671 --> 00:40:24,089 and you go full-on Drogon. 1134 00:40:24,089 --> 00:40:25,799 I want you flying around and burning up shit, 1135 00:40:25,799 --> 00:40:28,218 and make 'em respect your fire-breathing dragon ass. 1136 00:40:28,218 --> 00:40:30,971 - You hear me? - Yes, Coach! (ROARS) 1137 00:40:32,055 --> 00:40:33,974 I don't know what kinda inspirational bullshit 1138 00:40:33,974 --> 00:40:35,559 y'all working on over there, 1139 00:40:35,559 --> 00:40:38,145 but his goofy, nerdy ass gonna always be a bitch. 1140 00:40:38,145 --> 00:40:39,771 Tre, I'm fuckin' you up. 1141 00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:41,189 - Come on, run it. Run it. - (BLOWS WHISTLE) 1142 00:40:41,189 --> 00:40:43,108 Hey, pick it up, you little fat mothafucker, 1143 00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:44,192 pick it up! 1144 00:40:44,192 --> 00:40:45,443 Damn. 1145 00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:47,279 - You not going pro. - (BOYS GROANING) 1146 00:40:47,279 --> 00:40:48,655 Right now you sorry. 1147 00:40:49,114 --> 00:40:51,700 I'm sorry I'm coaching you sorry mothafuckers. Let's go. 1148 00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:55,036 (WHISTLE BLOWS) If the ball hits your hand, 1149 00:40:55,036 --> 00:40:57,205 you're supposed to pick it up. Y'all know the rule. 1150 00:40:57,205 --> 00:40:58,415 Yell bingo on the pick. 1151 00:40:58,415 --> 00:40:59,916 - TRE: Go! - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1152 00:40:59,916 --> 00:41:01,585 JAYCEN: Oh, pick that up. KAREEM: Oh! 1153 00:41:01,585 --> 00:41:03,420 JAYCEN: (BLOWS WHISTLE) God damn it, sticky fingers. 1154 00:41:03,420 --> 00:41:05,046 Run it one more time. Let me see 1155 00:41:05,046 --> 00:41:06,756 if this mothafucker can get it right. Let's go. 1156 00:41:06,756 --> 00:41:08,717 (BLOWS WHISTLE) Let's make a play, pretty boy. 1157 00:41:08,717 --> 00:41:09,885 KAREEM: Come on, what the fuck is that? 1158 00:41:09,885 --> 00:41:11,469 (BLOWS WHISTLE) Hey, pretty boy! 1159 00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:12,679 - You! - DWAYNE: Me? 1160 00:41:12,679 --> 00:41:13,847 Bring your ass over here! 1161 00:41:14,431 --> 00:41:16,433 You missing pass after pass, 1162 00:41:16,433 --> 00:41:17,934 you got on all this sweet-ass shit. 1163 00:41:17,934 --> 00:41:19,311 KAREEM: I dig this. 1164 00:41:19,311 --> 00:41:21,146 You know what, every time you fuck up, 1165 00:41:21,146 --> 00:41:23,148 we taking off some of that swag you got on. 1166 00:41:23,148 --> 00:41:24,524 And come to think of it, 1167 00:41:24,524 --> 00:41:26,276 you always talkin' that knockoff shit, 1168 00:41:26,276 --> 00:41:27,694 but you the only mothafucker out here wearing fake shit. 1169 00:41:27,694 --> 00:41:28,904 - Me? - JAYCEN: Yeah, you. 1170 00:41:28,904 --> 00:41:30,030 I don't know what you're talkin' about. 1171 00:41:30,030 --> 00:41:31,448 Well, we know what 1172 00:41:31,448 --> 00:41:32,532 - you talkin' about. Yeah! - Hey, hey, quit playin'. 1173 00:41:32,532 --> 00:41:33,700 Nah, ain't no "quit playin'." 1174 00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:34,951 The next time you come out here 1175 00:41:34,951 --> 00:41:36,578 acting like a fake-ass rapper, 1176 00:41:36,578 --> 00:41:38,747 and you can't back it up out on the field, 1177 00:41:38,747 --> 00:41:40,498 we gonna kick your little ass off the field. 1178 00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:42,000 - Ain't that right, Coach J? - That's a fact. 1179 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,460 You outta here. Now get on over there, man. 1180 00:41:43,460 --> 00:41:44,753 DWAYNE: Damn! 1181 00:41:44,753 --> 00:41:45,962 Stop acting like you got a album coming out! 1182 00:41:46,963 --> 00:41:48,298 JAYCEN: Bingo. (BLOWS WHISTLE) 1183 00:41:48,298 --> 00:41:49,799 - (KAREEM GROANS) - Come here, something else. 1184 00:41:49,799 --> 00:41:51,843 - Bring that shit to me. - KAREEM: Run it, run it. 1185 00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:53,094 JAYCEN: Took a long time putting this shit on, 1186 00:41:53,094 --> 00:41:54,304 now take it off. 1187 00:41:54,596 --> 00:41:56,139 There it go, right in your hands. (BLOWS WHISTLE) 1188 00:41:56,139 --> 00:41:57,849 Bring your sorry ass over here. I need the wristband. 1189 00:41:57,849 --> 00:41:59,100 KAREEM: Come on, whip out of 'em. 1190 00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:00,644 JAYCEN: It gonna look good on me. (BLOWS WHISTLE) 1191 00:42:00,644 --> 00:42:01,811 Uh-uh, he needs something too, 1192 00:42:02,187 --> 00:42:03,563 he wanna go to the club, give me that armband. 1193 00:42:03,563 --> 00:42:05,440 KAREEM: You gonna learn today. Thank you. 1194 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,442 JAYCEN: (BLOWS WHISTLE) Take the helmet off, 1195 00:42:07,442 --> 00:42:09,069 I want that durag. Take it off. 1196 00:42:09,069 --> 00:42:10,403 KAREEM: We just here to take it, baby. 1197 00:42:10,403 --> 00:42:11,529 JAYCEN: Keep fuckin' up, you're gonna be 1198 00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:12,864 - naked out here. - (DWAYNE GRUNTS) 1199 00:42:13,406 --> 00:42:14,866 I'mma take them beads out his mothafuckin' head next time. 1200 00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:17,452 Let's go. With your Stevie-Wonder-looking ass. 1201 00:42:17,452 --> 00:42:19,204 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1202 00:42:21,081 --> 00:42:22,207 Hey! 1203 00:42:22,207 --> 00:42:23,667 - Jaycen. - What up? 1204 00:42:24,167 --> 00:42:26,336 A few of the kids need a ride home. 1205 00:42:26,336 --> 00:42:28,880 Any way I can trust you to get them home safely? 1206 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,132 No fucking way. I'm not finna 1207 00:42:31,132 --> 00:42:32,634 have those little dirty-ass booger eaters 1208 00:42:32,634 --> 00:42:34,386 fuckin' up my midnight black leather. 1209 00:42:34,386 --> 00:42:36,304 Jaycen, I have to go to work. 1210 00:42:36,304 --> 00:42:38,848 And your players need their coach 1211 00:42:38,848 --> 00:42:40,225 to give them a ride home. 1212 00:42:40,642 --> 00:42:42,185 Can you do that, 1213 00:42:42,185 --> 00:42:43,270 Coach? 1214 00:42:43,853 --> 00:42:46,356 Sure. Anything for the children. 1215 00:42:47,816 --> 00:42:50,277 Fuck that leather. It's only cow, right? 1216 00:42:51,194 --> 00:42:53,363 Yep. 1217 00:42:53,822 --> 00:42:55,740 (BLESSED BY SHENSEEA AND TYGA PLAYING) 1218 00:42:57,534 --> 00:43:00,078 You got this grandpa black interior? 1219 00:43:00,078 --> 00:43:02,247 - This shit is trash. - (DWAYNE CHUCKLES) 1220 00:43:02,247 --> 00:43:04,582 Yo, Coach, you dropping me off first, right? 1221 00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:05,709 I gotta piss. 1222 00:43:05,709 --> 00:43:07,252 Nah, forget that. Hold it. 1223 00:43:07,252 --> 00:43:08,336 I can't. 1224 00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:11,339 'Cause you got a little-ass dick. 1225 00:43:11,339 --> 00:43:12,799 Hey! What's that gotta do with anything? 1226 00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:15,343 The bigger your dick, the longer you can hold it. 1227 00:43:15,343 --> 00:43:16,761 DWAYNE: That makes sense to me. 1228 00:43:16,761 --> 00:43:19,264 I'm pretty sure that's not how penises work. 1229 00:43:19,264 --> 00:43:21,182 Hey, hey, hey, enough with that shit, man. 1230 00:43:21,182 --> 00:43:23,059 That's all y'all wanna talk about is dicks and shit. 1231 00:43:23,059 --> 00:43:24,894 Shut the fuck up and talk about some girls 1232 00:43:24,894 --> 00:43:26,521 or fuckin' cartoons or something. 1233 00:43:27,689 --> 00:43:28,815 Little dick say what? 1234 00:43:28,815 --> 00:43:30,775 - What? - You said what. 1235 00:43:30,775 --> 00:43:33,153 - (BOYS EXCLAIMING) - We got him. 1236 00:43:33,153 --> 00:43:34,446 DWAYNE: That's the oldest trick in the book. 1237 00:43:34,446 --> 00:43:35,780 TRE: Okay. 1238 00:43:35,780 --> 00:43:38,158 With your Squid Game lookin' ass. (BOYS LAUGH) 1239 00:43:38,158 --> 00:43:39,492 All right, see you later, Tony. 1240 00:43:39,492 --> 00:43:40,618 TONY: See you, guys. TRE: Bye, Tony. 1241 00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:42,120 - GARY: See ya. - Hey, Tony. 1242 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:43,705 You're gonna just leave your shit in my car? 1243 00:43:43,705 --> 00:43:45,874 Uh, I'll just pick it up from you next practice. 1244 00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:47,584 - (DWAYNE CHUCKLES) - See you, Coach. 1245 00:43:47,584 --> 00:43:49,044 - (DOOR CLOSES) - What was that about? 1246 00:43:49,044 --> 00:43:51,129 His parents think he at Mathletes practice. 1247 00:43:51,129 --> 00:43:52,589 What the fuck is a Mathlete? 1248 00:43:52,589 --> 00:43:54,841 Only the coolest after-school club 1249 00:43:54,841 --> 00:43:57,260 with the cleverest play on words ever. 1250 00:43:58,678 --> 00:44:00,055 I hate you so much. 1251 00:44:00,055 --> 00:44:02,682 GARY: Hate the player. Wait, no. Hate the game. 1252 00:44:02,682 --> 00:44:03,892 JAYCEN: Hate the player, not the game. 1253 00:44:03,892 --> 00:44:05,643 TRE: Not the game. (CHUCKLES) 1254 00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:07,437 (BLESSED BY SHENSEEA AND TYGA CONTINUES PLAYING) 1255 00:44:08,396 --> 00:44:11,191 DWAYNE: Thanks for the ride. Hey, it's cool right here. 1256 00:44:11,191 --> 00:44:13,234 My house is, like, right down the street. 1257 00:44:13,735 --> 00:44:15,153 Come on, Dwayne, it's raining outside. 1258 00:44:15,153 --> 00:44:16,571 I can't leave you out here like that. 1259 00:44:16,571 --> 00:44:17,864 Nah, nah, it's cool. 1260 00:44:17,864 --> 00:44:20,075 I'mma just, um, pop up in there 1261 00:44:20,075 --> 00:44:21,785 and cop me some kickstarter cleat. 1262 00:44:23,203 --> 00:44:24,204 Okay. 1263 00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:27,248 All right. You get that. 1264 00:44:31,252 --> 00:44:32,545 (DOOR CLOSES) 1265 00:44:32,545 --> 00:44:34,297 (CHUCKLES) 1266 00:44:34,297 --> 00:44:36,007 (BLESSED BY SHENSEEA AND TYGA CONTINUES PLAYING) 1267 00:44:36,007 --> 00:44:37,759 And we lit tonight, don't worry 'bout tomorrow 1268 00:44:37,759 --> 00:44:39,886 When she with me, she feel like she hit the lotto 1269 00:44:39,886 --> 00:44:41,930 And when I walk out, the tings, they gon' follow 1270 00:44:41,930 --> 00:44:43,306 - Bitch, I'm the - Best 1271 00:44:43,306 --> 00:44:46,393 Best, best, best, best, best, best 1272 00:44:46,393 --> 00:44:49,104 Way too blessed, blessed, blessed, blessed 1273 00:44:49,104 --> 00:44:50,772 Blessed, blessed, blessed 1274 00:44:50,772 --> 00:44:52,148 Bitch, I'm the best 1275 00:44:52,148 --> 00:44:54,859 Best, best, best, best, best, best 1276 00:44:54,859 --> 00:44:56,403 Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat, ah! 1277 00:44:56,403 --> 00:44:57,529 JAYCEN: All right, y'all. 1278 00:44:58,279 --> 00:44:59,656 You got pro caliber plays. 1279 00:45:00,323 --> 00:45:02,367 A hell of a coach/role model. 1280 00:45:02,367 --> 00:45:04,244 (CHUCKLES) And now... 1281 00:45:05,787 --> 00:45:06,955 you got these. 1282 00:45:07,330 --> 00:45:08,665 - DWAYNE: Hey, that's crazy! - (BOYS EXCLAIMING) 1283 00:45:08,665 --> 00:45:11,418 - GARY: Look at those helmets. - Whoa! 1284 00:45:13,002 --> 00:45:15,296 Yeah, $10,000 jerseys for y'all. 1285 00:45:15,296 --> 00:45:16,714 Are you tryna buy us off now? 1286 00:45:17,841 --> 00:45:19,551 - Shit, I ain't mad at it. - JAYCEN: Thank you. 1287 00:45:20,009 --> 00:45:21,010 Drogon. 1288 00:45:21,511 --> 00:45:23,054 - BOY: Ooh! - House of Dragons style. 1289 00:45:23,054 --> 00:45:24,597 - No way! - JAYCEN: Pretty boy. 1290 00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:26,349 Now you look the part 1291 00:45:26,349 --> 00:45:27,600 - and you can play the part. - Okay. 1292 00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:28,935 My favorite, Titties. 1293 00:45:29,894 --> 00:45:32,313 - (ALL CHUCKLING) - The mysterious Ghost. 1294 00:45:32,313 --> 00:45:34,482 And this one for you, Superstar. 1295 00:45:35,066 --> 00:45:36,693 And let's see who else we got. 1296 00:45:37,318 --> 00:45:40,655 So, is there a reason why the word "Underdoggs" 1297 00:45:40,655 --> 00:45:42,323 has two Gs in it? 1298 00:45:42,323 --> 00:45:43,408 Two Gs? 1299 00:45:43,700 --> 00:45:44,951 KAREEM: Yeah! 1300 00:45:44,951 --> 00:45:46,286 - I got the two Gs right here. - (DOGS BARKING) 1301 00:45:46,286 --> 00:45:47,370 - TONY: Shit! - (BOYS CLAMORING) 1302 00:45:49,247 --> 00:45:52,208 - Meet Killa and Skrilla! - (BARKING) 1303 00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:54,627 Two dogs for two Gs. You get it? 1304 00:45:54,627 --> 00:45:56,421 Kareem, what the fuck is you doing? 1305 00:45:56,421 --> 00:45:57,755 I found 'em chained up 1306 00:45:57,755 --> 00:45:59,424 in the back of the Wienerschnitzel. 1307 00:45:59,424 --> 00:46:00,842 Get these fuckin' dogs outta here, 1308 00:46:00,842 --> 00:46:01,926 I'm tryna coach football. 1309 00:46:01,926 --> 00:46:03,720 The dogs like football too. 1310 00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:05,680 - (DOG BARKS, GROWLS) - Man, have a heart. 1311 00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:06,931 (CHAMPION BY BOOK & HAVIAH MIGHTY PLAYS) 1312 00:46:07,557 --> 00:46:16,232 I'm a Champion all day, born this way, what about you? 1313 00:46:16,941 --> 00:46:19,486 JAYCEN: Mm-hmm. That's what I'm talking about. 1314 00:46:19,486 --> 00:46:21,029 Look the part, you play the part. 1315 00:46:21,029 --> 00:46:23,031 The way y'all look right now, I see no excuse 1316 00:46:23,031 --> 00:46:24,407 for the Underdoggs not to go out there 1317 00:46:24,699 --> 00:46:26,326 and get our first mothafuckin' win of the season. 1318 00:46:26,326 --> 00:46:28,453 BOYS: Yeah! Yeah! 1319 00:46:28,453 --> 00:46:31,039 Let's go. Underdoggs, on me, "Underdoggs" on three. One... 1320 00:46:31,039 --> 00:46:32,582 Let's just get that shit over with. 1321 00:46:32,582 --> 00:46:34,501 Damn, I'mma have to carry your asses anyway. 1322 00:46:34,501 --> 00:46:36,294 - (BOYS PROTESTING) - GARY: Hater. 1323 00:46:36,836 --> 00:46:38,463 (CROWD APPLAUDS) 1324 00:46:39,088 --> 00:46:40,298 KAREEM: Let's make a play. 1325 00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:42,926 Do you understand what you got goin' on here? 1326 00:46:43,551 --> 00:46:45,261 - We are fuckin' losers. - Hey! 1327 00:46:45,261 --> 00:46:46,346 KAREEM: Losers. TRE: Hut! 1328 00:46:48,097 --> 00:46:49,724 - Get it off! Get it off! - TONY: Here! 1329 00:46:49,724 --> 00:46:51,184 JAYCEN: Get it off! Let it go! 1330 00:46:52,519 --> 00:46:54,312 - What are you doing? - BOTH: Throw the ball! 1331 00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:56,564 Stop being a fuckin' hotdog, throw the ball. 1332 00:46:56,564 --> 00:46:58,316 - (PLAYERS GRUNT) - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1333 00:46:58,316 --> 00:46:59,567 KAREEM: What the hell's wrong with you? 1334 00:46:59,567 --> 00:47:01,319 Your daddy should've pulled out. 1335 00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:02,529 - Coach, come on. - TRE: Hut. 1336 00:47:02,529 --> 00:47:04,113 JAYCEN: Yo, make the play, Gary. 1337 00:47:04,113 --> 00:47:05,573 - (GARY SCREAMS) - KAREEM: What you doing? 1338 00:47:05,573 --> 00:47:07,116 - What you doing? - God damn it! 1339 00:47:07,116 --> 00:47:08,284 (PLAYERS GRUNT) 1340 00:47:08,284 --> 00:47:10,161 Oh, my God! He did it again. 1341 00:47:10,703 --> 00:47:12,121 TONY: Here! Here! JAYCEN: Hit that shit. 1342 00:47:12,539 --> 00:47:13,748 TONY: Throw the ball! 1343 00:47:13,748 --> 00:47:15,375 JAYCEN: Give him the ball, Tre. 1344 00:47:15,375 --> 00:47:17,585 - Throw the goddamn ball! - KAREEM: Oh, man! 1345 00:47:17,585 --> 00:47:20,046 You're a hardheaded-ass quarterback. 1346 00:47:20,046 --> 00:47:21,589 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1347 00:47:21,589 --> 00:47:23,466 - Let's go, baby. - Hey! 1348 00:47:23,466 --> 00:47:25,468 Come on, little asshole. Run the goddamn play. 1349 00:47:25,468 --> 00:47:26,553 TRE: Set. 1350 00:47:27,762 --> 00:47:28,972 Hut! 1351 00:47:29,722 --> 00:47:32,141 Tony, hit that shit. God damn! 1352 00:47:32,141 --> 00:47:33,810 What the fuck is you doing, Tre? 1353 00:47:33,810 --> 00:47:35,353 BEARS PLAYER: I got him! 1354 00:47:35,353 --> 00:47:36,771 Fuck! 1355 00:47:36,771 --> 00:47:38,356 Hey, man. That was supposed to be a handoff. 1356 00:47:38,356 --> 00:47:40,024 You think I'd ever hand it off to you? 1357 00:47:40,024 --> 00:47:41,150 - Screw you! - TRE: The fuck! 1358 00:47:41,651 --> 00:47:43,695 - TONY: Get off me! - (WHISTLE BLOWING) 1359 00:47:43,695 --> 00:47:44,946 KAREEM: What're y'all doin'? 1360 00:47:46,823 --> 00:47:47,949 TONY: Fight for real, man! 1361 00:47:47,949 --> 00:47:49,033 GARY: Watch it! 1362 00:47:49,450 --> 00:47:50,702 - Come here, come here. - TRE: Back up! 1363 00:47:50,702 --> 00:47:51,995 What's your problem? 1364 00:47:51,995 --> 00:47:54,372 Get off of me! Let me go! 1365 00:47:54,372 --> 00:47:55,999 Bro, man, let me go. 1366 00:47:55,999 --> 00:47:58,001 This shit ends right here and right mothafuckin' now. 1367 00:47:58,001 --> 00:47:59,502 I've been givin' your little ass a pass 1368 00:47:59,502 --> 00:48:01,087 'cause you Cherise's kid and all, 1369 00:48:01,087 --> 00:48:03,131 but you're making it difficult as fuck right now 1370 00:48:03,131 --> 00:48:05,800 for me and your teammates, and we sick of your shit. 1371 00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:06,968 Man, fuck you! 1372 00:48:06,968 --> 00:48:08,886 And my teammates, everybody! 1373 00:48:08,886 --> 00:48:10,680 I don't owe nobody shit. 1374 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:12,015 I'm self-made. 1375 00:48:18,146 --> 00:48:19,522 You sound just like me. 1376 00:48:19,522 --> 00:48:20,857 TRE: I ain't nothing like you. 1377 00:48:20,857 --> 00:48:22,525 You're a washed-up loser. 1378 00:48:26,362 --> 00:48:27,947 Yeah. You're right. 1379 00:48:28,823 --> 00:48:29,824 I am. 1380 00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:33,244 You wanna know how I became a loser? 1381 00:48:33,870 --> 00:48:36,831 By doing the same dumbass shit you doing right now. 1382 00:48:39,292 --> 00:48:42,045 No wonder why nobody wanted to fuckin' play with me. 1383 00:48:42,045 --> 00:48:44,005 Shit is fuckin' irritating. 1384 00:48:44,881 --> 00:48:46,424 You know something though, Tre? 1385 00:48:47,634 --> 00:48:49,135 If you really wanna win a game, 1386 00:48:49,802 --> 00:48:51,137 stop pushing away 1387 00:48:51,137 --> 00:48:53,139 all the mothafuckers that's on your team. 1388 00:48:53,806 --> 00:48:56,559 But if you ultimately wanna become a loser, 1389 00:48:57,852 --> 00:49:02,398 keep doing the same dumbass shit that I did. 1390 00:49:02,398 --> 00:49:04,567 (SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING) 1391 00:49:28,132 --> 00:49:30,426 Remember when in Season 3, when Khaleesi burns 1392 00:49:30,426 --> 00:49:31,636 the slaver's village to the ground? 1393 00:49:31,636 --> 00:49:33,012 BOY: What is he talking about? 1394 00:49:33,012 --> 00:49:34,806 Oh, my God. You're a fan? 1395 00:49:34,806 --> 00:49:37,100 Make them bend their mothafuckin' knee. 1396 00:49:37,100 --> 00:49:38,559 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS) 1397 00:49:38,559 --> 00:49:39,644 All right? 1398 00:49:40,144 --> 00:49:41,562 And you, 1399 00:49:41,562 --> 00:49:42,897 take care of that titty. 1400 00:49:42,897 --> 00:49:44,190 - Yeah, your titty, man. - TRE: All right? 1401 00:49:44,190 --> 00:49:45,316 "Underdoggs" on three. One, two, three. 1402 00:49:45,316 --> 00:49:46,609 - Underdoggs! - ALL: Underdoggs! 1403 00:49:48,653 --> 00:49:50,113 - Come on, Tre. - (CROWD CHEERING) 1404 00:49:50,113 --> 00:49:51,864 Stop fighting. Run the goddamn play. 1405 00:49:52,907 --> 00:49:53,908 TRE: Set. 1406 00:49:54,534 --> 00:49:55,535 Down. 1407 00:49:55,910 --> 00:49:56,911 Hut! 1408 00:49:58,413 --> 00:49:59,956 GARY: Dracarys! 1409 00:49:59,956 --> 00:50:01,416 (GARY ROARING) 1410 00:50:01,416 --> 00:50:02,667 - JAYCEN: Good block, Gary! - Yes, yes, yes! 1411 00:50:02,667 --> 00:50:04,210 Go, Tony, go! 1412 00:50:04,210 --> 00:50:05,586 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 1413 00:50:05,586 --> 00:50:07,130 - Oh, oh. - JAYCEN: God damn it, 1414 00:50:07,130 --> 00:50:08,589 good move! Good shit, baby! 1415 00:50:09,799 --> 00:50:11,008 (CHEERING) 1416 00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:12,427 ESA: Whoo! 1417 00:50:12,427 --> 00:50:13,928 Hold them titties. Tony, hold them titties. 1418 00:50:13,928 --> 00:50:15,680 This is my titty, this is my titty! 1419 00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:17,223 - To the house, to the house! - This is my titty! 1420 00:50:17,223 --> 00:50:18,433 - To the mothafuckin' house! - This is my titty, 1421 00:50:18,433 --> 00:50:19,475 - this is my titty! - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1422 00:50:19,475 --> 00:50:20,685 - CHERISE: Yeah! - Yeah! 1423 00:50:20,685 --> 00:50:21,894 REFEREE: Touchdown! 1424 00:50:22,395 --> 00:50:23,688 - Yes! - Yeah! 1425 00:50:23,688 --> 00:50:25,690 TONY: That's what I'm talking about, man. 1426 00:50:26,983 --> 00:50:28,735 BOTH: Hey, hey, whoo, 1427 00:50:28,735 --> 00:50:31,654 - whoo, hee, hee, yay! - The two Js? 1428 00:50:32,196 --> 00:50:34,323 (BLOWS WHISTLE) Excessive celebration. 1429 00:50:34,323 --> 00:50:35,616 - 15-yard penalty... - Fuck you, ref! 1430 00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:37,326 - ...enforced on the kickoff. - We don't give a fuck. 1431 00:50:37,326 --> 00:50:38,828 Underdoggs celebrate, get used to it. 1432 00:50:38,828 --> 00:50:40,413 We'll be back. Let's go! 1433 00:50:41,330 --> 00:50:42,832 Yo, Tre, shake that shit! 1434 00:50:42,832 --> 00:50:45,168 (MAKE WAY FOR THE KING BY OHANA BAM PLAYING) 1435 00:50:45,168 --> 00:50:46,794 - Yes, yes, go to the house! - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1436 00:50:46,794 --> 00:50:48,296 Good shit! Yeah! 1437 00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:52,300 - ALL: Hey, hey, hey! - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1438 00:50:52,300 --> 00:50:53,593 Eff your flag. Let's go! 1439 00:50:54,177 --> 00:50:55,344 (PLAYERS GRUNTING) 1440 00:50:55,344 --> 00:50:56,763 Good block. Yes, sir! 1441 00:50:58,222 --> 00:50:59,557 Make the play. Go! 1442 00:50:59,557 --> 00:51:00,892 - Let's go! - REFEREE: Touchdown! 1443 00:51:00,892 --> 00:51:02,226 (PLAYERS GRUNT) 1444 00:51:02,226 --> 00:51:04,061 JAYCEN: To the house! To the house! 1445 00:51:04,687 --> 00:51:05,730 Great run, Gary. 1446 00:51:07,690 --> 00:51:08,691 TONY: This is my titty! 1447 00:51:09,275 --> 00:51:10,860 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - Way to go, Tony! 1448 00:51:10,860 --> 00:51:12,612 REFEREE: Touchdown! JAYCEN: Fuck yeah! 1449 00:51:13,404 --> 00:51:16,657 That's what I'm talking about. Teamwork make a dream work. 1450 00:51:17,366 --> 00:51:18,951 (CROWD CHEERING) 1451 00:51:18,951 --> 00:51:20,661 Good shit, Superstar. 1452 00:51:20,661 --> 00:51:22,330 - GARY: Yeah! - Yeah, whatever. 1453 00:51:22,330 --> 00:51:23,873 You're still a washed-up loser. 1454 00:51:26,167 --> 00:51:27,210 CHERISE: Come here. 1455 00:51:27,210 --> 00:51:29,045 Come here! 1456 00:51:29,045 --> 00:51:31,964 I used to run track, you know, that's why you fast like that. 1457 00:51:31,964 --> 00:51:33,132 (LAUGHS) 1458 00:51:36,761 --> 00:51:38,888 (MERRY GO ROUND BY CHOC PLAYING) 1459 00:51:41,808 --> 00:51:44,060 DWAYNE: Good game today, Coach. Thanks for the ride. 1460 00:51:45,144 --> 00:51:46,145 This cool. 1461 00:51:46,729 --> 00:51:47,897 Thanks, Coach. 1462 00:51:47,897 --> 00:51:49,732 I'mma just pop up in here and cop 1463 00:51:49,732 --> 00:51:51,526 - me some new shoes real quick. - Me some new shoes real quick. 1464 00:51:52,902 --> 00:51:54,195 Man, no, you not. 1465 00:51:55,363 --> 00:51:57,448 Hmm. You know, when I was your age, 1466 00:51:57,990 --> 00:52:00,409 this store used to be 7-Eleven. 1467 00:52:00,409 --> 00:52:02,370 And every day the school bus dropped me off, 1468 00:52:02,370 --> 00:52:03,955 I race up in that mothafucker, 1469 00:52:03,955 --> 00:52:05,623 get me some Swishers or some condoms or whatever, 1470 00:52:06,290 --> 00:52:08,167 but I never actually bought anything. 1471 00:52:08,876 --> 00:52:10,670 I was just puttin' on a front, 1472 00:52:10,670 --> 00:52:13,047 so nobody'd see me walkin' home 1473 00:52:13,047 --> 00:52:14,674 to that trailer park around the corner. 1474 00:52:15,216 --> 00:52:16,342 (SCOFFS) 1475 00:52:16,342 --> 00:52:18,010 The trailer park around the corner? 1476 00:52:19,846 --> 00:52:21,097 Damn, I didn't even know that. 1477 00:52:21,097 --> 00:52:22,723 Come on, cuz, are you crazy? 1478 00:52:22,723 --> 00:52:24,267 You tell everybody on the team that you gonna 1479 00:52:24,267 --> 00:52:25,601 get you a new pair of shoes every day. 1480 00:52:26,936 --> 00:52:28,145 You think we don't recognize 1481 00:52:28,145 --> 00:52:29,772 when you never show up with none? 1482 00:52:31,357 --> 00:52:33,526 (SIGHS) All right, fine. 1483 00:52:34,402 --> 00:52:35,945 It's just... (SIGHS) 1484 00:52:36,821 --> 00:52:39,574 It's kinda embarrassing to be the brokest kid 1485 00:52:39,574 --> 00:52:41,534 on a team of broke-ass kids. 1486 00:52:41,534 --> 00:52:43,494 Ain't nothin' to be embarrassed about. 1487 00:52:43,494 --> 00:52:45,663 The best underdog stories 1488 00:52:46,247 --> 00:52:49,166 start out just like me and you. You feel me? 1489 00:52:51,460 --> 00:52:53,546 You used to live in a trailer park too? 1490 00:52:53,546 --> 00:52:55,798 Lot 4, unit C. 1491 00:52:56,966 --> 00:52:57,967 That was me. 1492 00:53:01,721 --> 00:53:02,722 All right, Coach. 1493 00:53:03,472 --> 00:53:05,099 You can just take me home. 1494 00:53:06,976 --> 00:53:08,394 (JAYCEN CHUCKLES) 1495 00:53:08,394 --> 00:53:10,354 Nah, think I got a better idea. 1496 00:53:10,354 --> 00:53:11,939 (EXCITING MUSIC PLAYS) 1497 00:53:11,939 --> 00:53:14,025 PLAYER 1: Set! Hut! KAREEM: Let's go, let's go. 1498 00:53:14,025 --> 00:53:15,234 Let's go, let's go, defense, lock up. 1499 00:53:16,569 --> 00:53:17,945 KAREEM: Defense! DWAYNE: Bingo! 1500 00:53:18,237 --> 00:53:21,198 Pick that shit up, Dwayne, to the mothafuckin' house! 1501 00:53:21,198 --> 00:53:22,533 - Yes! - Go! Go! Go! 1502 00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:23,618 JAYCEN: Yes! Yes! 1503 00:53:23,618 --> 00:53:24,702 - Yes! - Yeah! 1504 00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:25,786 Yes, way to go, Dwayne! 1505 00:53:25,786 --> 00:53:27,538 (EXCITING MUSIC CONTINUES) 1506 00:53:27,538 --> 00:53:29,248 Yeah! Pretty Boy! 1507 00:53:30,917 --> 00:53:32,752 Turns out, bein' an incredible 1508 00:53:32,752 --> 00:53:33,836 - role model... - Yeah! 1509 00:53:34,503 --> 00:53:36,464 ...well, that shit is easy as a mothafucker. 1510 00:53:36,464 --> 00:53:38,633 Just be real about who you are, 1511 00:53:38,633 --> 00:53:41,344 and suddenly all of them kids you inspired, 1512 00:53:41,344 --> 00:53:43,429 they gonna show the world who they really be. 1513 00:53:43,429 --> 00:53:44,555 MAN: Tony? 1514 00:53:46,265 --> 00:53:48,059 Mom, Dad. 1515 00:53:48,059 --> 00:53:49,435 What are you guys doing here? 1516 00:53:49,435 --> 00:53:51,437 We just got a call from a man named Jaycen. 1517 00:53:51,437 --> 00:53:53,981 He said he was your coach and that you had a game today? 1518 00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:00,404 Fuck it. 1519 00:54:00,821 --> 00:54:02,239 I haven't been going to Mathletes practice, okay? 1520 00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:04,200 I never even signed up for that stupid club. 1521 00:54:04,742 --> 00:54:05,826 I play football. 1522 00:54:05,826 --> 00:54:07,161 I love football. 1523 00:54:07,161 --> 00:54:08,829 I'm actually pretty good at it. 1524 00:54:08,829 --> 00:54:11,290 Even though I still fumble, which I'm improving on, 1525 00:54:11,290 --> 00:54:12,959 especially if I imagine the ball is a titty. 1526 00:54:14,961 --> 00:54:16,963 I know you're super mad at me right now, 1527 00:54:16,963 --> 00:54:19,173 but if you could just not be and let me play, 1528 00:54:19,173 --> 00:54:21,008 that would be really dope, okay? 1529 00:54:23,219 --> 00:54:25,554 Are you still gonna get straight A's in school? 1530 00:54:26,681 --> 00:54:27,682 Yeah. 1531 00:54:31,435 --> 00:54:33,771 Okay. Have fun. 1532 00:54:33,771 --> 00:54:35,314 (ALL CHUCKLE) 1533 00:54:36,857 --> 00:54:38,401 JAYCEN: Inspired not to be little bitches 1534 00:54:38,401 --> 00:54:40,069 in front of their parents. 1535 00:54:40,069 --> 00:54:43,197 Does his jersey say "Titties"? 1536 00:54:43,197 --> 00:54:44,281 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1537 00:54:44,699 --> 00:54:46,117 JAYCEN: Inspired to shock the world. 1538 00:54:46,117 --> 00:54:47,702 PLAYER: Set! Hut! 1539 00:54:47,702 --> 00:54:49,704 JAYCEN: Let's go, defense. Let's go! 1540 00:54:50,579 --> 00:54:51,706 (GRUNTS) 1541 00:54:51,706 --> 00:54:53,040 Yes! Way to go, Ghost! 1542 00:54:53,624 --> 00:54:55,209 Go! Hit that shit! 1543 00:54:55,209 --> 00:54:57,128 - (GRUNTS) - Yes! Good shit! 1544 00:54:58,337 --> 00:54:59,672 Make the play! 1545 00:54:59,672 --> 00:55:01,882 - Hit it, Ghost! - (GRUNTS) 1546 00:55:01,882 --> 00:55:03,426 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - Yes! 1547 00:55:03,426 --> 00:55:05,136 - (TEAM CHEERING) - (PLAYER GROANING) 1548 00:55:06,220 --> 00:55:07,555 - (CHEERING STOPS) - WOMAN: Get outta here! 1549 00:55:12,852 --> 00:55:15,104 - She's a girl! (SCREAMS) - She's a girl. 1550 00:55:15,104 --> 00:55:16,439 (CHERISE AND ESA LAUGH EXCITEDLY) 1551 00:55:16,439 --> 00:55:18,107 Oh, shit! 1552 00:55:18,107 --> 00:55:19,275 Fantastic. 1553 00:55:19,275 --> 00:55:20,901 ESA: Gary! I love you, baby, 1554 00:55:20,901 --> 00:55:23,612 but Momma's got a new favorite player. Yes, ma'am! 1555 00:55:23,612 --> 00:55:25,364 (CHERISE AND ESA SQUEAL) 1556 00:55:25,364 --> 00:55:27,908 You can let your hair down now, baby girl. 1557 00:55:27,908 --> 00:55:29,326 TEAM: Yeah! 1558 00:55:29,326 --> 00:55:30,786 (TEAM CHEERS AND LAUGHS) 1559 00:55:32,705 --> 00:55:34,832 So, to all you selfish assholes out there, 1560 00:55:35,291 --> 00:55:36,500 just keep it real. 1561 00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:38,085 And if you do that, 1562 00:55:38,085 --> 00:55:40,379 then you can become an inspiration, 1563 00:55:41,088 --> 00:55:42,631 just like I did. 1564 00:55:42,631 --> 00:55:44,050 (FRIENDS & FAMILY BY THE ISLEY BROTHER PLAYING) 1565 00:55:44,050 --> 00:55:45,926 Break out the food and the drinks 1566 00:55:45,926 --> 00:55:48,637 - It's gonna be a party - Well 1567 00:55:48,637 --> 00:55:50,931 Turn up the music real loud 1568 00:55:50,931 --> 00:55:53,017 - Invite everybody - Well 1569 00:55:53,017 --> 00:55:55,728 Go right 'head and smoke and play some cards 1570 00:55:55,728 --> 00:55:58,064 - Just make yourself at home - Yeah 1571 00:55:58,064 --> 00:56:00,524 It's okay to take somebody's hand 1572 00:56:00,524 --> 00:56:03,235 And get your groove on 1573 00:56:03,235 --> 00:56:05,404 - We're all up in here - Woah 1574 00:56:05,404 --> 00:56:07,865 - Timing couldn't be better - Yeah 1575 00:56:07,865 --> 00:56:11,410 I love to see my people come together 1576 00:56:11,410 --> 00:56:14,121 - Talkin' 'bout friends - Yeah 1577 00:56:14,121 --> 00:56:16,916 - Friends - Oh, and family 1578 00:56:16,916 --> 00:56:20,503 Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 1579 00:56:20,503 --> 00:56:23,130 I'm talkin' 'bout friends 1580 00:56:23,130 --> 00:56:26,550 Friends and family 1581 00:56:26,550 --> 00:56:30,721 - Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh - Oh 1582 00:56:30,721 --> 00:56:33,265 Now everyone is getting along 1583 00:56:33,265 --> 00:56:34,433 - Yeah - The feeling in here 1584 00:56:34,433 --> 00:56:36,227 - Is so awesome - Well 1585 00:56:36,227 --> 00:56:38,854 Why don't we just go on and call this party 1586 00:56:38,854 --> 00:56:41,482 - A world reunion? - Yeah 1587 00:56:41,482 --> 00:56:43,526 - We're all up in here - Woah-oh 1588 00:56:43,526 --> 00:56:44,819 Timing couldn't be better 1589 00:56:44,819 --> 00:56:46,570 JAYCEN: Here's my hot wheel collection. 1590 00:56:46,570 --> 00:56:47,905 CHERISE: Do you need to add a few more? 1591 00:56:47,905 --> 00:56:49,365 JAYCEN: Probably about five or six more. 1592 00:56:49,365 --> 00:56:51,617 - Yeah, I would say so. - (CHUCKLES) 1593 00:56:51,617 --> 00:56:52,910 - I was kidding. - Oh. 1594 00:56:54,078 --> 00:56:55,079 That... 1595 00:56:55,621 --> 00:56:56,789 Is that Big Shirley? 1596 00:56:56,789 --> 00:56:58,165 JAYCEN: Yeah, you know damn well 1597 00:56:58,165 --> 00:56:59,416 I wasn't gonna get rid of Big Shirley. 1598 00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:00,793 Wait, is it actually the same car 1599 00:57:00,793 --> 00:57:01,961 from high school or did you... 1600 00:57:02,419 --> 00:57:05,965 It is the exact same car that me and you used to... 1601 00:57:05,965 --> 00:57:07,383 Uh-huh. Yeah, I got it. 1602 00:57:07,383 --> 00:57:09,593 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1603 00:57:09,593 --> 00:57:11,804 So many memories in this car. 1604 00:57:11,804 --> 00:57:13,222 Oh, wow. 1605 00:57:13,222 --> 00:57:14,515 Cherise, do you realize 1606 00:57:14,515 --> 00:57:16,433 this is the first time in so many years 1607 00:57:16,433 --> 00:57:18,435 that me and you have actually been in a room alone? 1608 00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:20,479 Don't be nasty now. 1609 00:57:20,479 --> 00:57:21,772 I'm just saying. 1610 00:57:21,772 --> 00:57:23,941 We can finally talk. Get caught up. 1611 00:57:23,941 --> 00:57:26,360 Talk about the things you've been doing. 1612 00:57:27,111 --> 00:57:29,405 You know, places you've been. 1613 00:57:29,405 --> 00:57:32,199 The men you've been with after I broke up with you. 1614 00:57:33,492 --> 00:57:34,702 (CHUCKLES) 1615 00:57:34,702 --> 00:57:36,370 I still find it hilarious to this day 1616 00:57:36,370 --> 00:57:37,997 that you think you broke up with me. 1617 00:57:37,997 --> 00:57:39,081 'Cause I did. 1618 00:57:39,081 --> 00:57:40,457 You didn't though. 1619 00:57:40,457 --> 00:57:42,001 But, you know what, you're too much 1620 00:57:42,001 --> 00:57:44,128 of a insufferable egomaniac to admit it, so... 1621 00:57:44,128 --> 00:57:45,880 - Me? - Mm-hmm. 1622 00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:48,007 Okay. Hypothetically, 1623 00:57:48,007 --> 00:57:50,426 let's say if I was to say it for the first time, out loud, 1624 00:57:51,302 --> 00:57:53,637 that you did actually break up with me, 1625 00:57:54,638 --> 00:57:55,806 what would you say? 1626 00:58:01,228 --> 00:58:03,606 I'd say that was a really hard time for me. 1627 00:58:05,357 --> 00:58:06,609 I was so proud of you 1628 00:58:06,609 --> 00:58:08,360 and everything you accomplished, but 1629 00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:11,322 I had my own goals and dreams, 1630 00:58:11,322 --> 00:58:13,240 and I couldn't spend the rest of my life 1631 00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:14,867 being your plus-one. 1632 00:58:15,701 --> 00:58:17,536 And for the record, I told you all of that. 1633 00:58:18,454 --> 00:58:20,831 But all you just kept saying was, I was... 1634 00:58:22,541 --> 00:58:24,376 jealous of your shine. 1635 00:58:25,961 --> 00:58:27,671 Which was, you know, 1636 00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:29,548 hurtful. 1637 00:58:30,883 --> 00:58:32,509 (INHALES DEEPLY) 1638 00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:34,345 Hypothetically. (CLEARS THROAT) 1639 00:58:38,766 --> 00:58:40,267 Anyways, um, 1640 00:58:41,644 --> 00:58:43,312 I really should go check on the kids. 1641 00:58:48,776 --> 00:58:50,110 (HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 1642 00:58:50,110 --> 00:58:51,278 DWAYNE: Hold on, watch this, watch this. 1643 00:58:51,278 --> 00:58:52,905 GARY: No, give me a second time. 1644 00:58:52,905 --> 00:58:54,907 One more time, one more time. One more time, one more. 1645 00:58:55,908 --> 00:58:56,951 (CHUCKLES) 1646 00:58:56,951 --> 00:58:58,410 Ayo, Ghost, do we have to, 1647 00:58:58,410 --> 00:58:59,870 like, not use words like "bitch" 1648 00:58:59,870 --> 00:59:01,288 - when we're around you? - DWAYNE: Dude. 1649 00:59:01,288 --> 00:59:02,623 Or "titties," I mean, 1650 00:59:02,623 --> 00:59:04,124 I gotta be able to say "titties," right? 1651 00:59:04,124 --> 00:59:06,001 Bro, you're making this so weird right now. 1652 00:59:06,001 --> 00:59:08,087 You're makin' it weird by sayin' I'm makin' it weird. 1653 00:59:08,087 --> 00:59:09,380 Yo, you are all making this weird. 1654 00:59:09,797 --> 00:59:12,091 So, stop being such bitches. Jeez. 1655 00:59:12,091 --> 00:59:13,884 - Who she say that to? - TONY: Whatever. 1656 00:59:13,884 --> 00:59:15,177 TRE: Man, nobody listens to her, for real. 1657 00:59:16,595 --> 00:59:17,638 GARY: Yo, what's she doing? 1658 00:59:19,431 --> 00:59:21,350 TONY: Bro, she's drinking. 1659 00:59:22,393 --> 00:59:23,602 GARY: No way! 1660 00:59:23,602 --> 00:59:24,937 She just drunk it. 1661 00:59:24,937 --> 00:59:26,647 She's gonna end up like Kareem, bro. 1662 00:59:26,647 --> 00:59:27,940 (BURPS) 1663 00:59:29,441 --> 00:59:30,776 (CHUCKLES) 1664 00:59:30,776 --> 00:59:31,860 What? 1665 00:59:33,570 --> 00:59:35,114 Say what? 1666 00:59:35,114 --> 00:59:36,907 (EXCITED CHATTER AND LAUGHTER) 1667 00:59:36,907 --> 00:59:39,285 (UPBEAT HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING) 1668 00:59:40,536 --> 00:59:41,704 (BOYS YELL) 1669 00:59:45,499 --> 00:59:46,709 (SHOUTING) 1670 00:59:47,876 --> 00:59:48,961 (ALL SHOUT) 1671 00:59:48,961 --> 00:59:50,879 (ALL CHANTING) 1672 00:59:58,637 --> 01:00:00,472 (SHOUTING) 1673 01:00:03,183 --> 01:00:05,853 Cherise, let me holla at you real quick. 1674 01:00:08,188 --> 01:00:09,606 Look, 1675 01:00:09,606 --> 01:00:11,442 I know this is probably coming way too late, 1676 01:00:12,192 --> 01:00:13,902 but, um, just so you know, 1677 01:00:14,528 --> 01:00:16,071 every girl I was with after you, 1678 01:00:16,071 --> 01:00:17,906 I thought about you the whole time. 1679 01:00:19,533 --> 01:00:21,660 (SMACKS LIPS, INHALES SHARPLY) 1680 01:00:21,660 --> 01:00:22,745 That's disturbing. 1681 01:00:22,745 --> 01:00:24,079 And a little flattering. 1682 01:00:24,455 --> 01:00:25,622 No. 1683 01:00:25,622 --> 01:00:27,249 - (CHUCKLES) - Not even a little. 1684 01:00:27,833 --> 01:00:29,626 Nah, but, uh, either way, 1685 01:00:30,210 --> 01:00:31,211 I'm sorry. 1686 01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:34,506 For pushing you away and not supporting you. 1687 01:00:35,382 --> 01:00:36,675 For real. 1688 01:00:36,675 --> 01:00:37,760 Thank you. 1689 01:00:39,136 --> 01:00:40,346 Means a lot. 1690 01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:45,934 - Questions. - Mm-hmm. 1691 01:00:45,934 --> 01:00:47,311 Wha... Who is that? 1692 01:00:47,311 --> 01:00:48,771 That's Two-J's, what do you mean? 1693 01:00:48,771 --> 01:00:50,606 - (LAUGHS) - What? That's me, baby. 1694 01:00:50,606 --> 01:00:53,317 I mean, I don't remember the booty being like... 1695 01:00:53,317 --> 01:00:55,277 What, that's me, what are you talkin' about? 1696 01:00:55,277 --> 01:00:57,988 I mean, I wish. No, I mean... 1697 01:00:57,988 --> 01:00:59,448 You wish that my thing was like that? 1698 01:00:59,448 --> 01:01:01,658 (LAUGHS) No, I mean, I shouldn't even be... 1699 01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:02,743 Where are the kids? 1700 01:01:03,202 --> 01:01:04,953 GARY: Oh, I see a goldfish. 1701 01:01:04,953 --> 01:01:06,413 I'mma try and hit it. 1702 01:01:07,081 --> 01:01:09,625 DWAYNE: Yo, watch your aim! TRE: Oh, shit. My bad, bro. 1703 01:01:09,625 --> 01:01:11,085 Oh, my God! 1704 01:01:11,085 --> 01:01:12,586 (GHOST GASPS) 1705 01:01:12,586 --> 01:01:15,255 I know y'all not pissin' in my mothafuckin' pool 1706 01:01:15,255 --> 01:01:16,757 with y'all little drunk asses. 1707 01:01:16,757 --> 01:01:19,218 Everybody out the pool. Now! 1708 01:01:19,218 --> 01:01:21,011 You heard what she said, get the fuck out my pool 1709 01:01:21,011 --> 01:01:22,429 - with your little drunk asses. - I saw you peeing. 1710 01:01:22,721 --> 01:01:24,807 You're all grounded. I expected way more. Way more. 1711 01:01:24,807 --> 01:01:26,683 Kareem, nigga, wake your ass up! 1712 01:01:26,683 --> 01:01:29,061 Ahhh! Sorry, Momma! 1713 01:01:29,061 --> 01:01:30,437 Cuz, the kids been drinkin'. 1714 01:01:31,063 --> 01:01:32,314 Come on, dawg, don't go there. 1715 01:01:32,314 --> 01:01:34,858 We used to dip our blunts in lighter fluid. 1716 01:01:34,858 --> 01:01:36,276 That's basically PCP. 1717 01:01:36,276 --> 01:01:37,528 Don't go there, talkin' 'bout "Kareem." 1718 01:01:38,237 --> 01:01:41,448 Their parents gonna whoop their ass anyway. 1719 01:01:41,448 --> 01:01:43,200 JAYCEN: I wanna dedicate this episode 1720 01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:45,119 to the Honorable Judge Tara. 1721 01:01:45,119 --> 01:01:47,079 - Fuck yeah! Way to go, baby. - (CROWD CHEERING) 1722 01:01:47,079 --> 01:01:48,580 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - Who knew my calling 1723 01:01:48,580 --> 01:01:49,665 even before I did. 1724 01:01:49,665 --> 01:01:51,542 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 1725 01:01:51,542 --> 01:01:52,960 Who would've thought 1726 01:01:53,419 --> 01:01:55,170 that pickin' up dog shit would be so enlightening. 1727 01:01:55,170 --> 01:01:56,547 Looks like that bus 1728 01:01:56,547 --> 01:01:57,840 knocked some sense into that head of yours. 1729 01:01:57,840 --> 01:01:59,425 JAYCEN: Yeah! Take 'em out! 1730 01:01:59,425 --> 01:02:00,843 Go! Go! 1731 01:02:00,843 --> 01:02:02,636 - Weak-ass coaches. - Damn it! 1732 01:02:02,636 --> 01:02:03,971 Yeah, nigga, fuck y'all, 1733 01:02:03,971 --> 01:02:05,097 Underdoggs, nigga, what's happenin'? 1734 01:02:05,764 --> 01:02:07,307 It's a beautiful day to see my brother, 1735 01:02:07,307 --> 01:02:09,017 Two-J's, drop his ego, 1736 01:02:09,017 --> 01:02:10,269 and commit to coaching 1737 01:02:10,853 --> 01:02:12,354 these little brothers and sisters like no other. 1738 01:02:12,354 --> 01:02:14,189 And today, we celebrate with our favorite food! 1739 01:02:14,189 --> 01:02:15,315 What we eatin', y'all? 1740 01:02:15,315 --> 01:02:17,609 TEAM: Raising Cane's! 1741 01:02:17,609 --> 01:02:19,236 So I wanna give a double shoutout 1742 01:02:19,236 --> 01:02:21,155 to my main man, Todd Graves, for makin' it happen. 1743 01:02:21,155 --> 01:02:23,365 The CEO, Todd, what's happenin', baby? 1744 01:02:23,365 --> 01:02:24,950 - Yeah! - (ALL CHEERING) 1745 01:02:25,701 --> 01:02:27,453 JAYCEN: The Underdoggs keep improving 1746 01:02:27,453 --> 01:02:28,745 and they keep on winning. 1747 01:02:28,745 --> 01:02:29,955 REFEREE: Touchdown! 1748 01:02:29,955 --> 01:02:31,123 JAYCEN: Celebrate, God damn it! 1749 01:02:31,123 --> 01:02:32,875 TONY: This is my titty! 1750 01:02:32,875 --> 01:02:35,335 JAYCEN: And Titties hasn't dropped the ball once. 1751 01:02:35,335 --> 01:02:36,503 GARY: Dracarys! 1752 01:02:36,503 --> 01:02:37,713 JAYCEN: Check this out. 1753 01:02:38,338 --> 01:02:40,215 These little assholes have a bigger fanbase than me. 1754 01:02:40,215 --> 01:02:42,217 (CHUCKLES) Can you believe that? 1755 01:02:42,217 --> 01:02:44,344 I mean, how desperate is this man for attention? 1756 01:02:44,344 --> 01:02:45,429 Maybe it's too much cannabis. 1757 01:02:45,929 --> 01:02:47,222 Clearly this is a PR stunt. 1758 01:02:47,222 --> 01:02:48,807 - Pop, pop, pop. - JAYCEN: Even the Two-J's 1759 01:02:48,807 --> 01:02:50,267 made a comeback. 1760 01:02:50,267 --> 01:02:51,810 I'm really feelin' the love, y'all. 1761 01:02:51,810 --> 01:02:53,103 CHIP: We're here for the love of the game, 1762 01:02:53,103 --> 01:02:54,480 not the love of ganja. 1763 01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:55,606 Put it down. 1764 01:02:56,064 --> 01:02:57,900 JAYCEN: Well, almost everyone. (CHUCKLES) 1765 01:02:57,900 --> 01:03:00,694 And our last win brings us not only to the championship, 1766 01:03:00,694 --> 01:03:02,613 but ironically, face to face 1767 01:03:02,613 --> 01:03:05,949 with that bitch-ass, punk-ass bitch, Chip Collins. 1768 01:03:05,949 --> 01:03:10,329 Which brings me to my next lesson for the kids, revenge. 1769 01:03:10,329 --> 01:03:11,747 (CHUCKLES) 1770 01:03:11,747 --> 01:03:13,248 Hashtag, 1771 01:03:13,248 --> 01:03:16,960 best mothafuckin' role model ever. 1772 01:03:17,753 --> 01:03:18,962 Now, how about that? 1773 01:03:20,464 --> 01:03:22,508 (KIDS CHUCKLING) 1774 01:03:22,508 --> 01:03:23,884 TRE: Hey, man. 1775 01:03:24,885 --> 01:03:26,053 Here, I got you. 1776 01:03:26,762 --> 01:03:28,013 GHOST: Hey, Tre, Tre. BOY: Pass it up. 1777 01:03:29,389 --> 01:03:30,557 - JAYCEN: Yo, Ghost. - Ghost, right here, 1778 01:03:30,557 --> 01:03:31,725 - right here. - Ball up! 1779 01:03:34,436 --> 01:03:36,605 - BOY: Ooh! - Damn! 1780 01:03:36,605 --> 01:03:38,982 God damn! Shit! 1781 01:03:39,399 --> 01:03:41,777 You just threw that thing like 40 yards, easy? 1782 01:03:41,777 --> 01:03:43,237 GHOST: And? JAYCEN: All right, y'all. 1783 01:03:43,237 --> 01:03:45,322 Warm up. Last practice before the championship. 1784 01:03:45,322 --> 01:03:47,574 - Let's get cracking! - Round up, hurry up! 1785 01:03:47,574 --> 01:03:48,992 Team momma, what's happening? 1786 01:03:48,992 --> 01:03:50,494 CHERISE: What's up? Ahh! 1787 01:03:50,494 --> 01:03:52,746 So, apparently, 1788 01:03:52,746 --> 01:03:55,415 Chip Collins has been talking a lot of shit about you 1789 01:03:55,415 --> 01:03:56,542 - on his show lately. - Don't tell me 1790 01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:58,377 you've been listening to that garbage, Cherise! 1791 01:03:58,377 --> 01:04:00,295 (CHUCKLES) I mean, what choice do I have? 1792 01:04:00,295 --> 01:04:02,506 My favorite podcast got soft on me. 1793 01:04:02,506 --> 01:04:04,383 - (CHUCKLES) - Talking about unity 1794 01:04:04,383 --> 01:04:06,468 and working together. 1795 01:04:06,468 --> 01:04:08,136 Where else am I supposed to indulge 1796 01:04:08,136 --> 01:04:09,638 my guilty pleasure of listening 1797 01:04:09,638 --> 01:04:12,808 to some hot-shit asshole blow smoke every day? 1798 01:04:13,559 --> 01:04:15,769 Did I hear you say "favorite podcast"? 1799 01:04:16,436 --> 01:04:18,063 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 1800 01:04:18,063 --> 01:04:21,108 Yeah, hold on, let me take this call, Rise, real quick. 1801 01:04:21,108 --> 01:04:23,610 - Yo! - RYAN: Hey, there he is! 1802 01:04:23,610 --> 01:04:25,237 Number-one client on my call sheet. 1803 01:04:25,237 --> 01:04:26,530 Mm-hmm. 1804 01:04:26,863 --> 01:04:28,323 RYAN: Okay. So, you ready? I just got back 1805 01:04:28,323 --> 01:04:30,409 from deep sea fishing off the coast of Catalina 1806 01:04:30,409 --> 01:04:31,743 on Bob Iger's yacht, 1807 01:04:31,743 --> 01:04:32,995 and I'm sitting there talkin' 1808 01:04:33,620 --> 01:04:35,163 to my ex-roommate from Dartmouth, who happens to be 1809 01:04:35,163 --> 01:04:36,665 Rupert Murdoch's stepson, 1810 01:04:36,665 --> 01:04:38,333 the woke one though, don't worry. 1811 01:04:38,333 --> 01:04:41,753 He tells me that he is a big fan of yours, 1812 01:04:41,753 --> 01:04:43,422 and he's been following the thing 1813 01:04:43,422 --> 01:04:44,923 you're doing with those kids, the big dogs. 1814 01:04:44,923 --> 01:04:46,008 The Underdoggs. 1815 01:04:46,008 --> 01:04:47,467 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 1816 01:04:47,467 --> 01:04:49,094 And he's, like, shaking up, man, 1817 01:04:49,094 --> 01:04:50,387 he's getting so misty-eyed 1818 01:04:50,387 --> 01:04:52,389 that he's telling me that it makes him 1819 01:04:52,389 --> 01:04:54,224 want to be a better role model. 1820 01:04:54,224 --> 01:04:55,517 - Damn, that's... - Hilarious. I know, 1821 01:04:55,517 --> 01:04:56,602 he's so full of shit. 1822 01:04:56,602 --> 01:04:57,936 The point is, he knows 1823 01:04:57,936 --> 01:04:59,813 your brand is fucking gold right now. 1824 01:04:59,813 --> 01:05:03,650 So, he had his team at Fox run the numbers, turns out, 1825 01:05:03,650 --> 01:05:06,612 more people like you than hate you now. 1826 01:05:06,612 --> 01:05:08,697 So, this guy is begging me 1827 01:05:08,697 --> 01:05:10,782 to do business with you, like, begging me. 1828 01:05:10,782 --> 01:05:12,326 Don't fuck with me, mothafucker, cuz, 1829 01:05:12,326 --> 01:05:13,410 don't fuck with me, cuz. 1830 01:05:13,410 --> 01:05:15,120 I fuck with you not. 1831 01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:16,413 You're ready for the kicker? 1832 01:05:17,039 --> 01:05:20,959 Fox Sports is offering you your very own weekly show. 1833 01:05:20,959 --> 01:05:22,919 I'm looking at the contract right now. 1834 01:05:22,919 --> 01:05:24,087 Finally, yes! 1835 01:05:24,087 --> 01:05:25,547 What did I tell you, bro? 1836 01:05:25,547 --> 01:05:27,758 America loves poor kids. 1837 01:05:27,758 --> 01:05:30,344 Let's go, baby! Let's go! 1838 01:05:30,344 --> 01:05:31,762 Yes! Yes! 1839 01:05:31,762 --> 01:05:33,388 KAREEM: Damn, bro, why you over here 1840 01:05:33,388 --> 01:05:34,556 Tiger Woods fist pumping? 1841 01:05:34,556 --> 01:05:36,016 JAYCEN: Aye, Kaufmoney. 1842 01:05:36,016 --> 01:05:37,267 Do you mind repeating what you just said? 1843 01:05:37,267 --> 01:05:39,186 Oh, I will repeat it. 1844 01:05:39,186 --> 01:05:40,937 Jaycen 'Two-J's' Jennings 1845 01:05:40,937 --> 01:05:43,398 is getting his very own show on Fox Sports this fall. 1846 01:05:43,398 --> 01:05:45,275 (ALL CHEERING) 1847 01:05:47,402 --> 01:05:49,363 That's amazing! 1848 01:05:49,363 --> 01:05:50,781 DWAYNE: That's what I'm talkin' about, man. 1849 01:05:50,781 --> 01:05:52,240 You better put my highlights on daily. 1850 01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:54,284 - (KIDS LAUGH) - Hey, so congrats, man. 1851 01:05:54,284 --> 01:05:55,994 Listen, it's all gonna move pretty fast, okay? 1852 01:05:55,994 --> 01:05:57,788 My assistant's emailing you right now. 1853 01:05:57,788 --> 01:06:00,040 They want you on Fox Sports this Sunday 1854 01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:01,667 to make the announcement and guest host. 1855 01:06:01,667 --> 01:06:03,293 - No, no, no... - DWAYNE: Game's on Sunday. 1856 01:06:03,585 --> 01:06:05,045 ...that shit ain't gonna work. Sunday not gonna work for me. 1857 01:06:05,045 --> 01:06:06,505 You gonna have to call 'em and reschedule that. 1858 01:06:06,505 --> 01:06:07,923 Hey, no, no, no, don't pull this, man. 1859 01:06:07,923 --> 01:06:09,091 You have any idea 1860 01:06:09,424 --> 01:06:10,759 how tough it was for me to convince them, 1861 01:06:10,759 --> 01:06:12,636 that you wouldn't pull any diva shit? 1862 01:06:12,636 --> 01:06:13,845 Look, the Underdoggs got 1863 01:06:14,137 --> 01:06:15,347 a championship game to win this Sunday. 1864 01:06:15,764 --> 01:06:17,432 No, I don't think you fuckin' understand, I don't care 1865 01:06:17,432 --> 01:06:19,643 if it's your mother's funeral. 1866 01:06:19,643 --> 01:06:22,062 Do you understand that? If you don't show up to set, 1867 01:06:22,062 --> 01:06:23,271 this is all over. 1868 01:06:23,271 --> 01:06:25,065 It's finished. Your credibility, 1869 01:06:25,065 --> 01:06:26,483 the show, all of it. 1870 01:06:28,318 --> 01:06:29,945 Do you get that? 1871 01:06:29,945 --> 01:06:31,738 Oh, hell nah, hang up or something. 1872 01:06:31,738 --> 01:06:33,281 BOY: Yo, cancel that. 1873 01:06:33,281 --> 01:06:34,783 - Let me call you back, Kauff. - Wait, wait, do not... 1874 01:06:34,783 --> 01:06:35,867 (HANGS UP) 1875 01:06:37,244 --> 01:06:38,704 BOY 2: That's our game, man. 1876 01:06:38,704 --> 01:06:39,913 BOY 3: We got a chance at the game. 1877 01:06:39,913 --> 01:06:41,081 BOY 4: Don't do this to us. 1878 01:06:41,081 --> 01:06:42,124 We got the championship game, man. 1879 01:06:42,124 --> 01:06:43,542 - Jaycen? - What? 1880 01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:47,003 You're gonna screw us over like every other coach. 1881 01:06:47,003 --> 01:06:48,171 That's what. 1882 01:06:48,171 --> 01:06:49,756 Another one. 1883 01:06:49,756 --> 01:06:51,174 This is bullshit. 1884 01:06:51,174 --> 01:06:52,467 Come on, man, y'all gotta just let me think, man. 1885 01:06:52,467 --> 01:06:54,177 About what? Leaving us? 1886 01:06:54,177 --> 01:06:55,637 About my life, dawg. 1887 01:06:56,179 --> 01:06:57,389 I've been out here coaching y'all, 1888 01:06:57,848 --> 01:06:59,558 but this phone call I got is what I've been waitin' on. 1889 01:06:59,558 --> 01:07:01,309 What you expect me to do? 1890 01:07:01,309 --> 01:07:04,187 I've been out here livin' this basic-ass retirement life. 1891 01:07:04,187 --> 01:07:05,856 - I'm sick of that shit. - KAREEM: Damn. 1892 01:07:05,856 --> 01:07:07,232 I'm sorry. I ain't realize 1893 01:07:07,232 --> 01:07:08,400 it was making you miserable 1894 01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:09,818 hanging around basic-ass people. 1895 01:07:09,818 --> 01:07:11,278 Man, that ain't what I said. 1896 01:07:11,278 --> 01:07:13,280 No, that's exactly what you said. 1897 01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:15,449 What, y'all bein' real fucking selfish right now. 1898 01:07:15,449 --> 01:07:16,575 BOY 1: Yeah. 1899 01:07:17,993 --> 01:07:19,745 This is my dream come true right here. 1900 01:07:22,205 --> 01:07:23,206 BOY 4: Damn. 1901 01:07:25,167 --> 01:07:26,418 Man, forget this. 1902 01:07:26,418 --> 01:07:27,627 Like that? For real? 1903 01:07:28,253 --> 01:07:29,755 After all I did for these kids, 1904 01:07:29,755 --> 01:07:31,131 that's how y'all gonna do me? 1905 01:07:31,131 --> 01:07:32,591 Y'all gonna let these ungrateful kids 1906 01:07:32,591 --> 01:07:34,009 do me like this? 1907 01:07:34,009 --> 01:07:35,677 BOY 4: How you gonna do us like that? 1908 01:07:36,261 --> 01:07:37,345 There you go. 1909 01:07:37,846 --> 01:07:39,264 That's the JJ I know. 1910 01:07:39,931 --> 01:07:41,683 You know, for a second... 1911 01:07:43,685 --> 01:07:45,729 I actually thought you wanted to help them. 1912 01:07:46,730 --> 01:07:47,981 Just for a second. 1913 01:07:48,982 --> 01:07:50,484 I feel stupid. 1914 01:07:50,484 --> 01:07:52,652 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) 1915 01:07:52,652 --> 01:07:54,196 KAREEM: Damn, cuz. 1916 01:07:54,196 --> 01:07:57,532 Emilio Estevez gonna be real disappointed. 1917 01:08:02,579 --> 01:08:03,747 (SIGHS) 1918 01:08:08,168 --> 01:08:10,295 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC CONTINUES) 1919 01:08:12,422 --> 01:08:13,423 Fuck. 1920 01:08:26,895 --> 01:08:28,271 Tre! Tre! 1921 01:08:28,271 --> 01:08:30,440 Hey, Tre! Hey! 1922 01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:31,691 It's okay. 1923 01:08:32,317 --> 01:08:34,194 (TRE CRYING) 1924 01:08:36,655 --> 01:08:39,407 Yo, Coach! I'm not crazy. Right? Right? 1925 01:08:39,407 --> 01:08:41,535 I mean, ever since you Jedi mind-tricked me 1926 01:08:41,535 --> 01:08:43,745 with all that poor-ass couch and kid talk, 1927 01:08:43,745 --> 01:08:46,081 I've been nothing but a positive role model 1928 01:08:46,081 --> 01:08:47,415 to them kids, man. 1929 01:08:47,415 --> 01:08:48,834 And now my shit blowin' up, 1930 01:08:49,501 --> 01:08:51,086 they want me to stop what I'm doin', 1931 01:08:51,086 --> 01:08:53,088 continue doin' what I'm doin' with them 1932 01:08:53,088 --> 01:08:54,381 and put my shit on pause. 1933 01:08:54,381 --> 01:08:55,966 What the fuck kinda shit is that? 1934 01:08:56,675 --> 01:08:59,135 Listen, man, I'm sorry, Jaycen. 1935 01:08:59,135 --> 01:09:00,929 I mean, it's been a long day for me. 1936 01:09:00,929 --> 01:09:03,348 But I gotta get home to my family. 1937 01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:05,851 - You'll figure it out. - Come on. 1938 01:09:05,851 --> 01:09:07,102 Family, Coach? 1939 01:09:07,102 --> 01:09:08,520 Hey, feel free to use that couch. 1940 01:09:08,520 --> 01:09:09,646 Fuck that couch! 1941 01:09:11,064 --> 01:09:12,190 (SIGHS) 1942 01:09:12,774 --> 01:09:14,317 Damn, Jaycen. 1943 01:09:17,863 --> 01:09:19,781 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1944 01:09:25,161 --> 01:09:26,872 ANNOUNCER: Everybody, welcome to 1945 01:09:26,872 --> 01:09:29,165 the Long Beach Youth Football League Championship. 1946 01:09:29,583 --> 01:09:30,959 Once again, we have 1947 01:09:30,959 --> 01:09:32,294 the undefeated Colonels looking to... 1948 01:09:32,294 --> 01:09:35,130 Punish them for their sins. 1949 01:09:35,130 --> 01:09:36,548 COLONELS: Sinners! 1950 01:09:36,548 --> 01:09:38,216 - Slit their throats. - COLONELS: Throats! 1951 01:09:38,633 --> 01:09:41,094 CHIP: And what do men do? COLONELS: Dominate! 1952 01:09:41,094 --> 01:09:42,721 - And what do men do? - Dominate! 1953 01:09:42,721 --> 01:09:43,930 CHIP: Heads on spikes! 1954 01:09:44,514 --> 01:09:46,349 Yo, is it just me or do they look like they got bigger? 1955 01:09:46,349 --> 01:09:48,143 - Heads on spikes! - Heads on spikes! 1956 01:09:48,143 --> 01:09:49,519 Heads on spikes! 1957 01:09:49,853 --> 01:09:51,479 Okay, bring it in for a prayer, guys. Come on in. 1958 01:09:51,479 --> 01:09:53,899 All right, all right, y'all, hey, y'all, gather around. 1959 01:09:53,899 --> 01:09:56,067 Let's gather around. Let's get it together. 1960 01:09:56,067 --> 01:09:57,694 (CLEARS THROAT) Okay, now kids. 1961 01:09:57,694 --> 01:09:59,446 I know y'all haven't had 1962 01:09:59,946 --> 01:10:02,240 the best choices of coaches at this point. 1963 01:10:02,699 --> 01:10:04,910 But I just wanna thank you little mothafuckers 1964 01:10:04,910 --> 01:10:06,453 (VOICE CRACKS) from the bottom of my heart 1965 01:10:06,995 --> 01:10:08,580 for accepting me 1966 01:10:08,580 --> 01:10:11,541 and lettin' me be y'all coach at this... (VOICE BREAKS) 1967 01:10:12,834 --> 01:10:14,252 I'm gettin' emotional. 1968 01:10:14,252 --> 01:10:15,629 Kareem, don't do it. 1969 01:10:15,629 --> 01:10:18,006 Kareem, get yourself together. Kareem. 1970 01:10:18,006 --> 01:10:19,549 - Breathe. - CHERISE: It's okay, Kareem. 1971 01:10:20,050 --> 01:10:22,427 (HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1972 01:10:22,427 --> 01:10:23,887 CURT: Welcome to Fox Football Sunday. 1973 01:10:23,887 --> 01:10:25,972 I'm Curt Menefee, alongside Terry Bradshaw, 1974 01:10:25,972 --> 01:10:28,099 Michael Strahan, Howie Long, 1975 01:10:28,099 --> 01:10:30,393 and joining us as a guest host for the week 1976 01:10:30,393 --> 01:10:32,187 is a man who really needs no introduction. 1977 01:10:32,187 --> 01:10:34,022 Always going above and beyond 1978 01:10:34,022 --> 01:10:35,857 the call of community service, 1979 01:10:35,857 --> 01:10:37,901 he's captured the hearts and the minds 1980 01:10:37,901 --> 01:10:39,819 of the entire sports world, 1981 01:10:39,819 --> 01:10:41,446 inspiring us all, 1982 01:10:41,446 --> 01:10:44,074 forming a bond with these incredible kids 1983 01:10:44,074 --> 01:10:45,533 that can never be broken. 1984 01:10:45,533 --> 01:10:47,285 Here at Fox Sports, 1985 01:10:47,285 --> 01:10:50,038 we consider ourselves a family, 1986 01:10:50,038 --> 01:10:51,790 and we couldn't be more excited 1987 01:10:51,790 --> 01:10:54,167 to welcome into our Fox family, 1988 01:10:54,167 --> 01:10:56,920 not just one of the greatest players of all time, 1989 01:10:56,920 --> 01:10:58,588 but one of the best people. 1990 01:10:58,588 --> 01:11:01,508 Ladies and Gentlemen, the new host of FS1's 1991 01:11:01,508 --> 01:11:03,802 You Don't Want That Smoke with Jaycen Jennings, 1992 01:11:03,802 --> 01:11:06,846 the one and only Jaycen Jennings. Welcome, JJ. 1993 01:11:06,846 --> 01:11:08,181 - Yeah. - Welcome. 1994 01:11:08,181 --> 01:11:10,058 Two-J's! Welcome to the Fox Family, man. 1995 01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:13,603 (SIGHS) 1996 01:11:13,603 --> 01:11:15,689 (EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1997 01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:23,697 I gotta get home to my family. 1998 01:11:24,239 --> 01:11:25,240 Family. 1999 01:11:25,907 --> 01:11:27,367 (CHUCKLES) Family. 2000 01:11:32,205 --> 01:11:33,873 I gotta piss. I'll be right back. 2001 01:11:38,420 --> 01:11:40,088 Hey, I told you we shouldn't hire him. 2002 01:11:40,088 --> 01:11:41,256 - I never liked his ass... - I told you. 2003 01:11:41,256 --> 01:11:42,340 ...when he played. 2004 01:11:42,340 --> 01:11:43,508 And I sure as hell 2005 01:11:43,508 --> 01:11:44,634 - don't like him now. - Right. 2006 01:11:45,093 --> 01:11:46,636 Why don't we take a quick, uh, commercial break? 2007 01:11:47,262 --> 01:11:48,430 Oh, that was all on camera 2008 01:11:48,430 --> 01:11:50,640 while we just said all that? (LAUGHS) 2009 01:11:52,142 --> 01:11:53,268 CHIP: Thank you, Father, so much 2010 01:11:53,268 --> 01:11:54,769 for inventing a hard plastic 2011 01:11:54,769 --> 01:11:57,022 that we can slam into our opponents' faces, 2012 01:11:57,022 --> 01:11:59,315 causing irreparable damage to their brains. 2013 01:11:59,315 --> 01:12:01,192 KAREEM: Now, I got a gang 2014 01:12:01,192 --> 01:12:03,695 of inspirational speeches for y'all, 2015 01:12:04,154 --> 01:12:05,864 to bring y'all together. 2016 01:12:05,864 --> 01:12:08,742 If I can find the mothafucker, they in my pocket somewhere. 2017 01:12:09,743 --> 01:12:12,829 Oh, shit. Oh, you don't need to see that. 2018 01:12:12,829 --> 01:12:14,247 There you are. 2019 01:12:14,914 --> 01:12:17,167 Vince Lombardi once said, 2020 01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:20,837 "The blood of a covenant is thicker than a bitch." 2021 01:12:20,837 --> 01:12:22,464 - (CHERISE GRUNTS) - Oh, oh, oh. 2022 01:12:22,464 --> 01:12:23,965 Sorry, Cherise. 2023 01:12:23,965 --> 01:12:26,551 No, Vince Lombardi once said, 2024 01:12:26,551 --> 01:12:28,553 -"The blood of a covenant..." - JAYCEN: "Of a covenant... 2025 01:12:30,889 --> 01:12:32,766 "is thicker than the water of the womb." 2026 01:12:32,766 --> 01:12:34,142 Damn, bro. 2027 01:12:34,684 --> 01:12:36,102 Actually, that wasn't Lombardi. 2028 01:12:36,102 --> 01:12:38,063 That was God. In the Bible. 2029 01:12:38,605 --> 01:12:40,106 He looks like a Black Princess Leia. 2030 01:12:40,523 --> 01:12:42,067 Gotta be hot in that fuckin' jacket. 2031 01:12:42,567 --> 01:12:43,610 Why are you even here? 2032 01:12:44,069 --> 01:12:45,904 Good question, Superstar. 2033 01:12:45,904 --> 01:12:48,490 I was in the midst of my triumphant television debut, 2034 01:12:48,490 --> 01:12:51,451 when all of a sudden I told America I had to take a piss. 2035 01:12:51,451 --> 01:12:52,619 But really, it was just an excuse 2036 01:12:52,619 --> 01:12:53,745 so I can get up outta there 2037 01:12:54,037 --> 01:12:55,330 and get down here and talk to you kids. 2038 01:12:55,330 --> 01:12:56,873 And why the hell would you do that? 2039 01:12:56,873 --> 01:12:59,084 Another excellent question, Titties. 2040 01:12:59,084 --> 01:13:00,293 Let me tell you why. 2041 01:13:01,086 --> 01:13:02,087 Family. 2042 01:13:03,129 --> 01:13:04,881 A word that a lot of people take for granted. 2043 01:13:05,882 --> 01:13:07,509 You know, some would say, "Who needs family 2044 01:13:07,509 --> 01:13:10,970 "when you got money, fame, and your own TV talk show?" 2045 01:13:11,513 --> 01:13:13,223 You know, I was at the pinnacle of my comeback 2046 01:13:14,057 --> 01:13:16,935 when gap-tooth wearin' ass Michael Strahan told me 2047 01:13:16,935 --> 01:13:19,187 I was about to become a part of his family. 2048 01:13:20,021 --> 01:13:21,356 But you see, 2049 01:13:21,356 --> 01:13:23,066 he ain't a part of my family. 2050 01:13:23,650 --> 01:13:24,692 Y'all are. 2051 01:13:25,527 --> 01:13:27,112 That's what Coach Feis was tryna tell me 2052 01:13:27,112 --> 01:13:28,696 this whole damn time. 2053 01:13:28,696 --> 01:13:30,907 Was I needed to find my way back home 2054 01:13:31,449 --> 01:13:34,202 and get to my family. 2055 01:13:35,411 --> 01:13:36,913 Sorry I messed up. 2056 01:13:36,913 --> 01:13:38,289 Won't happen again. 2057 01:13:39,999 --> 01:13:41,126 So, what's up, family? 2058 01:13:41,126 --> 01:13:42,335 Anybody down to go whoop 2059 01:13:42,335 --> 01:13:43,962 on some bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2060 01:13:43,962 --> 01:13:45,797 and win a championship or what? 2061 01:13:45,797 --> 01:13:47,590 (HOPEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 2062 01:13:54,514 --> 01:13:56,141 Fuck, let's get it! 2063 01:13:57,642 --> 01:13:59,102 Underdoggs, on me. 2064 01:13:59,102 --> 01:14:00,436 "Underdoggs" on three. 2065 01:14:00,436 --> 01:14:03,731 ALL: One, two, three, Underdoggs! 2066 01:14:04,899 --> 01:14:07,110 I could've never said a speech like that, J. 2067 01:14:07,110 --> 01:14:08,570 Where you going, cuz? 2068 01:14:09,362 --> 01:14:11,865 I need you on the sideline for this one, Coach. 2069 01:14:12,866 --> 01:14:16,286 Oh! "Assistant Coach Kareem"! 2070 01:14:16,286 --> 01:14:18,246 In Old English letters, just like you like it. 2071 01:14:18,246 --> 01:14:20,373 Momma! We made it! 2072 01:14:20,373 --> 01:14:22,250 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - (BOTH BARK) 2073 01:14:22,250 --> 01:14:23,585 Let's go! 2074 01:14:23,585 --> 01:14:24,878 - COLONELS PLAYER: Ready? - (COLONELS GRUNT) 2075 01:14:24,878 --> 01:14:27,046 God bless America. 2076 01:14:27,046 --> 01:14:28,423 God bless the Colonels. 2077 01:14:28,423 --> 01:14:31,384 God bless Long Beach, the nicer parts. 2078 01:14:31,843 --> 01:14:33,636 Bitch-ass, punk-ass bitch! 2079 01:14:33,636 --> 01:14:34,804 - (CROWD CHEERING) - Let's go! 2080 01:14:35,638 --> 01:14:37,265 Let's go, Underdoggs! 2081 01:14:38,349 --> 01:14:39,434 Run that offense, Tre. 2082 01:14:39,434 --> 01:14:41,436 Down! Set! 2083 01:14:42,437 --> 01:14:43,479 (MIMICS BARKING) 2084 01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:44,564 Hut! 2085 01:14:44,564 --> 01:14:46,065 (PLAYERS GRUNTING) 2086 01:14:47,734 --> 01:14:50,069 - ESA: Come on, Gary! Get it! - (GARY ROARING) 2087 01:14:51,112 --> 01:14:52,655 Good block! Good fuckin' block! 2088 01:14:52,655 --> 01:14:53,907 - TONY'S MOM: Yeah! Go, go, go! - JAYCEN: Hit that shit, Tony! 2089 01:14:53,907 --> 01:14:55,074 - Go! Go! - Ooh, ooh! 2090 01:14:55,074 --> 01:14:56,242 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 2091 01:14:56,242 --> 01:14:58,411 - Yeah! Yes! - (ALL CHEERING) 2092 01:14:58,411 --> 01:14:59,829 - Way to go! Hell yeah! - Yeah! 2093 01:14:59,829 --> 01:15:00,955 That's what I'm talking about! 2094 01:15:00,955 --> 01:15:02,790 - CHERISE: Yes! - Ref! Carl! 2095 01:15:03,333 --> 01:15:05,376 - CARL: No touchdown. - What the fuck? 2096 01:15:06,419 --> 01:15:08,963 I got a holding on the offense. 2097 01:15:08,963 --> 01:15:10,590 That's a 10-yard penalty. 2098 01:15:12,300 --> 01:15:14,093 Replay, second down. 2099 01:15:14,093 --> 01:15:15,887 Ain't that the same mothafuckin' ref 2100 01:15:15,887 --> 01:15:17,972 that got knocked out the last time we played him? 2101 01:15:17,972 --> 01:15:19,432 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 2102 01:15:19,432 --> 01:15:20,558 Hell yeah. 2103 01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:23,728 Aye, ref. 2104 01:15:24,103 --> 01:15:26,022 If you take that Slick Rick patch off your eye, 2105 01:15:26,022 --> 01:15:27,982 you'll see you made the wrong call. 2106 01:15:27,982 --> 01:15:29,484 Okay, that's what we like to see. 2107 01:15:29,484 --> 01:15:31,444 You lose an eye, the other one gets stronger. 2108 01:15:31,444 --> 01:15:33,404 COLONELS PLAYER: Go! JAYCEN: Lock up, lock up. 2109 01:15:33,404 --> 01:15:34,489 Defense! 2110 01:15:35,281 --> 01:15:36,449 CHIP: Oh, hey. 2111 01:15:36,449 --> 01:15:37,909 That's what I'm talkin' about. 2112 01:15:37,909 --> 01:15:39,911 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - CARL: Touchdown! 2113 01:15:39,911 --> 01:15:41,120 CHIP: Touchdown! 2114 01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:42,747 Justice is served. 2115 01:15:42,747 --> 01:15:44,249 CHERISE: Let's go, let's go, Underdoggs. 2116 01:15:44,249 --> 01:15:45,792 - Let's go. Let's go. - ESA: You're still in it. 2117 01:15:45,792 --> 01:15:46,876 COLONELS PLAYER: Set... 2118 01:15:46,876 --> 01:15:48,002 JAYCEN: Let's go, D. 2119 01:15:48,002 --> 01:15:49,170 Go! 2120 01:15:49,170 --> 01:15:50,672 (PLAYERS GRUNTING) 2121 01:15:51,673 --> 01:15:53,675 Let's go, let's go, defense, lock up, lock up! 2122 01:15:54,092 --> 01:15:55,134 (PLAYERS GRUNT) 2123 01:15:55,134 --> 01:15:56,261 GHOST: Yeah! CHERISE: Yes! 2124 01:15:56,261 --> 01:15:58,263 - Boom! - Yeah. Dick in the dirt! 2125 01:15:58,263 --> 01:16:00,139 CHIP: It's a lady, Timmy! 2126 01:16:00,139 --> 01:16:01,808 You want a lady to lay you on your back like that, 2127 01:16:01,808 --> 01:16:02,934 I'll take you to Vegas. 2128 01:16:03,393 --> 01:16:04,852 I got a personal foul. 2129 01:16:04,852 --> 01:16:06,187 - Unnecessary roughness. - CHERISE: It's a foul. 2130 01:16:06,187 --> 01:16:07,480 - CARL: On the defense. - Oh, come on. 2131 01:16:07,480 --> 01:16:08,815 KAREEM: Come on, man. CARL: Number 42. 2132 01:16:08,815 --> 01:16:10,358 That's some solid officiating, Carl. 2133 01:16:10,358 --> 01:16:12,068 These animals have been getting away 2134 01:16:12,068 --> 01:16:13,319 with murder all season. 2135 01:16:13,319 --> 01:16:14,570 CHERISE: Shake it off, guys! 2136 01:16:14,570 --> 01:16:15,947 (GHOST GRUNTS) 2137 01:16:17,615 --> 01:16:19,659 - Hut! - (PLAYERS GRUNTING) 2138 01:16:19,659 --> 01:16:21,452 Let's go, Tre. Pass, pass! 2139 01:16:21,452 --> 01:16:22,870 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 2140 01:16:22,870 --> 01:16:24,706 That's holding on the offense. 2141 01:16:24,706 --> 01:16:26,040 No touchdown. 2142 01:16:26,040 --> 01:16:27,333 Get your ass back to the Footlocker. 2143 01:16:27,333 --> 01:16:28,584 COLONELS PLAYER: Go! 2144 01:16:29,002 --> 01:16:30,628 JAYCEN: Let's go, defense! Catch him, catch him! 2145 01:16:30,628 --> 01:16:31,713 Get the fuckin' ball! 2146 01:16:33,006 --> 01:16:35,049 - CHIP: Booyah! - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 2147 01:16:35,049 --> 01:16:37,302 CARL: Touchdown! CHIP: Touchdown! 2148 01:16:39,304 --> 01:16:40,513 (CROWD CHEERS) 2149 01:16:40,513 --> 01:16:43,141 When God is on your side, you cannot fail. 2150 01:16:43,766 --> 01:16:45,059 Hut! 2151 01:16:45,059 --> 01:16:46,144 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 2152 01:16:46,144 --> 01:16:47,478 - CARL: Offsides. - Really? 2153 01:16:47,478 --> 01:16:48,771 JAYCEN: Oh, it's a pass, pass, pass. 2154 01:16:48,771 --> 01:16:50,064 CHIP: What's going on over here? 2155 01:16:50,064 --> 01:16:51,357 - Personal foul... - PLAYER: Come on! 2156 01:16:51,357 --> 01:16:52,775 - ...roughing the passer. - Great call, ref. 2157 01:16:53,901 --> 01:16:55,528 JAYCEN: Red's on D, red's on D. 2158 01:16:55,528 --> 01:16:57,196 Lock up, lock up! 2159 01:16:57,196 --> 01:16:59,073 Oh, it's a pass, pass, pass! 2160 01:16:59,073 --> 01:17:00,742 - Pick that shit up! - CHERISE: Go, go, go! 2161 01:17:00,742 --> 01:17:02,410 - Yeah! - Good defense, Dwayne. 2162 01:17:02,410 --> 01:17:04,203 - Good, D. - Pass interference. 2163 01:17:04,203 --> 01:17:05,288 - Foul. - Oh, come on, 2164 01:17:05,288 --> 01:17:06,748 with the late-flag shit, ref. 2165 01:17:06,748 --> 01:17:07,832 I ain't even touch him. 2166 01:17:07,832 --> 01:17:09,167 JAYCEN: Go, go, get that shit. 2167 01:17:09,167 --> 01:17:10,376 (BLOWS WHISTLE) I got a false start. 2168 01:17:10,376 --> 01:17:11,711 - Come on. - CARL: Clipping. 2169 01:17:12,086 --> 01:17:13,296 - You're a ref for both sides! - CARL: Roughin' the passer. 2170 01:17:13,296 --> 01:17:14,464 Come on! 2171 01:17:14,464 --> 01:17:16,007 That one eye's working overtime. 2172 01:17:16,007 --> 01:17:17,425 CARL: No touchdown. 2173 01:17:17,425 --> 01:17:19,385 Automatic first down. 2174 01:17:19,385 --> 01:17:22,347 That's the type of officiating we like. Keep it up. 2175 01:17:22,347 --> 01:17:24,015 How much you pay the ref, Chip? 2176 01:17:24,015 --> 01:17:25,391 (HALFTIME WHISTLE BLOWS) 2177 01:17:31,939 --> 01:17:32,940 Listen up. 2178 01:17:33,733 --> 01:17:34,859 I ain't gonna hold you. 2179 01:17:37,070 --> 01:17:38,237 We in a tough spot. 2180 01:17:38,738 --> 01:17:40,490 How we gonna win if they keep calling stuff against us? 2181 01:17:40,490 --> 01:17:42,867 It's like the Battle of the Bastards out there. 2182 01:17:42,867 --> 01:17:44,452 They're hate-fucking us, bro. 2183 01:17:44,452 --> 01:17:46,037 All up and down the field. 2184 01:17:46,037 --> 01:17:47,622 Hard. Right up the ass. 2185 01:17:55,671 --> 01:17:57,298 What are y'all bitchin' about? 2186 01:17:59,550 --> 01:18:02,178 Is this the first time we had shit workin' against us? 2187 01:18:03,054 --> 01:18:04,347 Shit out of our control? 2188 01:18:06,099 --> 01:18:07,809 Man, we face that every day, 2189 01:18:07,809 --> 01:18:09,560 that's why we Underdoggs, ain't it? 2190 01:18:11,229 --> 01:18:13,606 We always playin' from behind. 2191 01:18:13,606 --> 01:18:16,150 We gotta work twice as hard to get half as far. 2192 01:18:17,402 --> 01:18:19,404 But the thing about the Underdoggs is, 2193 01:18:19,404 --> 01:18:21,447 we never fold, we never surrender. 2194 01:18:21,447 --> 01:18:22,865 When everybody count us out, 2195 01:18:22,865 --> 01:18:24,075 we believe in ourselves. 2196 01:18:24,492 --> 01:18:26,452 (ROUSING MUSIC PLAYS) 2197 01:18:26,452 --> 01:18:28,287 So, let's embrace that shit. 2198 01:18:28,287 --> 01:18:29,580 Let's embrace who we are. 2199 01:18:30,998 --> 01:18:32,792 Let's go out there and shock the world. 2200 01:18:32,792 --> 01:18:34,127 Let's show everybody 2201 01:18:34,419 --> 01:18:35,545 what the mothafuckin' Underdoggs are made of. 2202 01:18:35,545 --> 01:18:36,838 Hell yeah! 2203 01:18:36,838 --> 01:18:38,923 PLAYERS: Yeah! 2204 01:18:40,425 --> 01:18:41,801 TRE: Yeah, we got this, dawg. 2205 01:18:41,801 --> 01:18:43,177 (WHOOPING) 2206 01:18:43,177 --> 01:18:44,220 PLAYER: That's what I'm talkin' about. 2207 01:18:44,220 --> 01:18:45,721 Yo, Tre. Tre. 2208 01:18:49,058 --> 01:18:50,601 PLAYER 1: That's what's up, man. 2209 01:18:50,601 --> 01:18:52,854 PLAYER 2: Let's get dirty. PLAYERS: Yeah! 2210 01:18:52,854 --> 01:18:54,021 Yeah! 2211 01:18:54,021 --> 01:18:55,648 (ALL CHEERING) 2212 01:18:57,442 --> 01:18:59,652 Yeah, let's come out like I wanted to come out. 2213 01:18:59,652 --> 01:19:01,737 - (GRUNTS) - Let's go! Let's go! 2214 01:19:02,780 --> 01:19:05,199 Colonels, we're gonna keep on followin' our destiny. Okay? 2215 01:19:05,199 --> 01:19:06,534 We had some rough couple of moments. 2216 01:19:06,534 --> 01:19:07,994 - Right. - Matter of fact, you played 2217 01:19:07,994 --> 01:19:09,495 absolutely pathetically at certain points. 2218 01:19:09,912 --> 01:19:12,165 It's a miracle we're up 24-nothing. 2219 01:19:12,165 --> 01:19:13,416 I had a lot to do with that. 2220 01:19:13,416 --> 01:19:14,584 Sometimes I can make miracle... 2221 01:19:14,584 --> 01:19:15,960 JAYCEN: Yeah, let's fuckin' go! 2222 01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:17,003 - KAREEM: Yes, come on! - JAYCEN: Man up! 2223 01:19:17,003 --> 01:19:19,505 - JAYCEN: It's time for that theme song. New hair. New look. - PLAYER: Let's get it! 2224 01:19:19,505 --> 01:19:20,715 Oh, shit. What's this? 2225 01:19:20,715 --> 01:19:22,008 JAYCEN: There's some new ass to kick! 2226 01:19:22,008 --> 01:19:23,134 PLAYER 2: Doggs, go! JAYCEN: Let's go! 2227 01:19:23,134 --> 01:19:24,302 (HIP-HOP SONG PLAYS) 2228 01:19:24,927 --> 01:19:25,970 UNDERDOGGS: (SINGING) Little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2229 01:19:26,387 --> 01:19:30,766 You little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2230 01:19:30,766 --> 01:19:33,102 Little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2231 01:19:33,603 --> 01:19:35,605 Little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2232 01:19:35,605 --> 01:19:43,488 You little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2233 01:19:43,488 --> 01:19:45,198 Oh, very nice, Two-J's. 2234 01:19:45,198 --> 01:19:46,741 Love the language. 2235 01:19:46,741 --> 01:19:48,868 (HIP-HOP SONG CONTINUES PLAYING) 2236 01:19:50,161 --> 01:19:51,329 Great jerseys, by the way. 2237 01:19:51,329 --> 01:19:53,539 What happened to the other ones? They get repo'd at halftime? 2238 01:19:53,873 --> 01:19:55,958 You little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2239 01:19:55,958 --> 01:20:00,713 Little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2240 01:20:01,380 --> 01:20:03,633 Little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2241 01:20:03,633 --> 01:20:04,967 - Little bitch-ass - Seem, uh... 2242 01:20:04,967 --> 01:20:06,344 - Punk-ass bitches - ...angry. 2243 01:20:06,344 --> 01:20:07,803 Little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2244 01:20:07,803 --> 01:20:09,180 Bitches! 2245 01:20:09,180 --> 01:20:10,223 Little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2246 01:20:10,223 --> 01:20:11,599 Why do they all seem so angry? 2247 01:20:11,599 --> 01:20:13,935 Little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2248 01:20:13,935 --> 01:20:15,144 - Little bitch-ass - What's up with that? 2249 01:20:15,144 --> 01:20:16,687 - Punk-ass bitches - Whoo! 2250 01:20:16,687 --> 01:20:18,439 - Someone get me a 40! - JAYCEN: Go! Let's go! 2251 01:20:18,439 --> 01:20:20,441 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 2252 01:20:22,985 --> 01:20:24,070 Continue dominance, men. 2253 01:20:24,070 --> 01:20:25,321 Let's go! 2254 01:20:25,321 --> 01:20:26,781 CHIP: Squash 'em. 2255 01:20:28,157 --> 01:20:29,951 (COLONELS YELL IN UNISON) 2256 01:20:33,788 --> 01:20:35,039 CHERISE: Let's go! 2257 01:20:35,039 --> 01:20:36,374 ESA: Go! Go! CHERISE: Let's go! 2258 01:20:36,374 --> 01:20:37,542 Whoo! 2259 01:20:37,542 --> 01:20:40,378 Oh, shit! Go, go, get that shit! 2260 01:20:40,378 --> 01:20:42,171 KAREEM: Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! CHIP: What's going on? 2261 01:20:42,171 --> 01:20:44,215 Put some hands on him. What's going on here? 2262 01:20:44,215 --> 01:20:45,716 WOMAN: Yeah! JAYCEN: Oh, good block! 2263 01:20:45,716 --> 01:20:47,051 Watch it! Red comin' in hot! 2264 01:20:47,051 --> 01:20:48,344 Spin on his ass, Tre. 2265 01:20:49,470 --> 01:20:50,555 Oh! 2266 01:20:51,847 --> 01:20:52,974 Yeah! 2267 01:20:52,974 --> 01:20:54,308 JAYCEN: All day, all the way, Tre! 2268 01:20:54,308 --> 01:20:56,769 - Go, go, go, go! Yes! - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 2269 01:20:57,395 --> 01:20:58,896 - TRE: Wassup! - Yeah! 2270 01:20:58,896 --> 01:21:00,022 Touchdown. 2271 01:21:00,982 --> 01:21:02,692 Hey, ref, where's the call? 2272 01:21:02,692 --> 01:21:03,818 You took care of the referee? 2273 01:21:04,402 --> 01:21:05,570 No, Killa and Skrilla did. 2274 01:21:05,570 --> 01:21:06,654 (BARKING) 2275 01:21:08,155 --> 01:21:09,615 (BOTH BARKING) 2276 01:21:11,075 --> 01:21:13,077 No holding? Illegal formation? 2277 01:21:13,077 --> 01:21:14,412 Wassup now, Chip? 2278 01:21:14,412 --> 01:21:16,539 - Come on, Carl! - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 2279 01:21:16,539 --> 01:21:18,124 JAYCEN: Let's go, D, lock up, let's go! 2280 01:21:18,124 --> 01:21:19,458 Pass, pass, pass. 2281 01:21:19,458 --> 01:21:20,835 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - Yeah! 2282 01:21:20,835 --> 01:21:22,420 Good defense, Dwayne. Good, D. 2283 01:21:22,420 --> 01:21:23,921 Where's the call, huh? 2284 01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:25,381 Hut! 2285 01:21:26,882 --> 01:21:28,134 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - First down. 2286 01:21:28,134 --> 01:21:29,218 Hell yeah! 2287 01:21:29,635 --> 01:21:30,970 We got a chance, I can feel it. 2288 01:21:30,970 --> 01:21:32,471 COLONELS PLAYER: Go! JAYCEN: Red's on D! 2289 01:21:32,471 --> 01:21:33,848 Red's on D! 2290 01:21:33,848 --> 01:21:35,516 Oh, it's a pass, pass, pass! 2291 01:21:35,516 --> 01:21:37,435 - DWAYNE: Bingo! - Oh, shit! Good pick, Dwayne. 2292 01:21:38,019 --> 01:21:39,729 What the hell is going on here? 2293 01:21:39,729 --> 01:21:41,731 CHERISE: Go, go, go, go, go, go! 2294 01:21:41,731 --> 01:21:42,982 - CHIP: Stop him! - Yeah! 2295 01:21:42,982 --> 01:21:44,066 CHIP: Stop him! 2296 01:21:44,066 --> 01:21:46,068 Oh, Prime Time, Deion Sanders! 2297 01:21:46,444 --> 01:21:47,778 CARL: Touchdown! 2298 01:21:47,778 --> 01:21:49,739 Turn the fucking ball over and embarrass me, 2299 01:21:49,739 --> 01:21:51,240 you useless piece of shit. 2300 01:21:51,240 --> 01:21:53,075 Get your asses back to the sidelines. 2301 01:21:53,075 --> 01:21:54,744 JAYCEN: Come on, y'all, we runnin' outta time! 2302 01:21:54,744 --> 01:21:56,912 Go, go, go, get that shit! 2303 01:21:56,912 --> 01:21:58,289 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - CARL: Clipping. 2304 01:21:58,289 --> 01:21:59,373 On the defense. 2305 01:21:59,373 --> 01:22:01,208 What is happening right now? 2306 01:22:01,208 --> 01:22:02,918 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 2307 01:22:02,918 --> 01:22:04,003 Down! 2308 01:22:05,171 --> 01:22:06,213 - Go, let's go! - Come on, Gary! 2309 01:22:06,213 --> 01:22:07,882 - Hut! - (PLAYERS GRUNTING) 2310 01:22:07,882 --> 01:22:09,675 JAYCEN: Tony, hit that shit! CHERISE: Go! 2311 01:22:09,675 --> 01:22:10,801 (GARY ROARS) 2312 01:22:10,801 --> 01:22:12,428 - (TONY GRUNTS) - (CROWD SCREAMS) 2313 01:22:12,428 --> 01:22:15,139 - Touchdown. - Air Tony like a mothafucker! 2314 01:22:15,139 --> 01:22:16,557 This isn't cheerleading. 2315 01:22:16,557 --> 01:22:18,184 What is this, Cirque du Soleil? 2316 01:22:18,184 --> 01:22:19,352 - CARL: Touchdown. - That's our Tony! 2317 01:22:19,352 --> 01:22:20,936 - That's my son! - (BOTH LAUGHING) 2318 01:22:20,936 --> 01:22:22,772 You can't be jumping on top of each other like that. 2319 01:22:22,772 --> 01:22:24,023 What the hell? 2320 01:22:24,023 --> 01:22:25,399 We on your mothafuckin' ass now. 2321 01:22:25,399 --> 01:22:26,734 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 2322 01:22:26,734 --> 01:22:29,028 I need one yard, first down, 2323 01:22:29,028 --> 01:22:30,905 and then you run out that goddamn clock. 2324 01:22:30,905 --> 01:22:32,114 Get that goddamn ball back! 2325 01:22:32,114 --> 01:22:33,407 - Defense! - Come on! 2326 01:22:33,407 --> 01:22:34,867 - Defense! - COLONELS PLAYER: Set! Hut! 2327 01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:37,203 CHIP: Let's go! 2328 01:22:37,203 --> 01:22:39,914 Come on, come on, come on, make the play, make the play, make the play! 2329 01:22:39,914 --> 01:22:40,873 KAREEM: Come on, come on, come on. 2330 01:22:40,873 --> 01:22:41,999 JAYCEN: Make the hit! 2331 01:22:43,084 --> 01:22:44,835 - Yeah! - You better, Ghost! 2332 01:22:45,378 --> 01:22:47,088 Oh, God damn it! 2333 01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:49,090 What is wrong with you? 2334 01:22:49,090 --> 01:22:50,925 I said do not fuck this up for me! 2335 01:22:50,925 --> 01:22:52,635 You just got dominated, bitch! 2336 01:22:52,635 --> 01:22:54,470 (CHEERING) 2337 01:22:54,470 --> 01:22:56,305 First down, Green Team. 2338 01:22:57,139 --> 01:22:59,517 Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go! 2339 01:22:59,517 --> 01:23:01,227 Good shit! Way to go! 2340 01:23:01,227 --> 01:23:02,687 Come on, y'all, gather around. 2341 01:23:09,777 --> 01:23:10,778 Man. 2342 01:23:11,779 --> 01:23:14,198 Twenty-five years ago, I was in this same situation. 2343 01:23:14,198 --> 01:23:15,324 Right. 2344 01:23:15,616 --> 01:23:18,119 Down by three, championship on the line, 2345 01:23:18,119 --> 01:23:19,829 and then bam! 2346 01:23:19,829 --> 01:23:21,205 Mothafuckin' miracle happen. 2347 01:23:21,664 --> 01:23:23,416 Talkin' about when you caught the Hail Mary in end zone? 2348 01:23:23,666 --> 01:23:25,126 Hell yeah, how you know about that play? 2349 01:23:25,126 --> 01:23:26,293 That shit way older than you. 2350 01:23:26,836 --> 01:23:28,295 Been watching me on YouTube, huh? 2351 01:23:28,879 --> 01:23:30,089 Guess I am your role model. 2352 01:23:30,089 --> 01:23:31,465 Bruh... 2353 01:23:31,465 --> 01:23:32,883 What y'all say, let's run that shit back? 2354 01:23:33,968 --> 01:23:35,845 - Yo, what about a trick play? - PLAYERS: Yeah. 2355 01:23:35,845 --> 01:23:37,304 I love a trick play. 2356 01:23:37,304 --> 01:23:39,056 PLAYER: Yeah. JAYCEN: Mm-hmm. 2357 01:23:39,056 --> 01:23:41,684 Yeah, I think it's time we pull out our secret weapon. 2358 01:23:41,684 --> 01:23:43,811 Great idea, Tony. Trick or treat, y'all. 2359 01:23:43,811 --> 01:23:45,479 "Underdoggs" on three. Underdoggs, on me. 2360 01:23:45,479 --> 01:23:47,356 - One, two, three, Underdoggs! - ALL: Underdoggs! 2361 01:23:47,356 --> 01:23:50,484 Let's go. Let's go! Run that shit, Tre! 2362 01:23:50,484 --> 01:23:52,611 What are you waiting for? Get the hell out there! 2363 01:23:53,195 --> 01:23:54,488 Let's go! Go! 2364 01:23:54,488 --> 01:23:56,073 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 2365 01:23:57,366 --> 01:23:59,034 Men, I need a stop here, and your life depends on it. 2366 01:23:59,034 --> 01:24:00,536 Come on, come on, pull this shit off. 2367 01:24:00,536 --> 01:24:02,329 - Come on! - ESA: Whoo! 2368 01:24:02,329 --> 01:24:04,165 - Let's go! - TRE: Down! 2369 01:24:04,165 --> 01:24:06,083 - Go Underdoggs! - Come on! 2370 01:24:06,083 --> 01:24:08,085 - TRE: Set! - Let's go, homie, let's go! 2371 01:24:08,836 --> 01:24:10,337 TRE: Ghost! 2372 01:24:12,339 --> 01:24:13,841 Wait, wait. What's goin' on over here? 2373 01:24:13,841 --> 01:24:15,301 JAYCEN: Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go. 2374 01:24:15,301 --> 01:24:16,427 What's she doin' here? 2375 01:24:16,427 --> 01:24:17,803 Hold on, she doesn't play offense. 2376 01:24:17,803 --> 01:24:19,013 I don't trust her. 2377 01:24:19,305 --> 01:24:21,599 Eyes on her! That little girl's a psycho! 2378 01:24:25,728 --> 01:24:26,896 (MUSIC STOPS) 2379 01:24:28,147 --> 01:24:29,732 Winter is coming! 2380 01:24:29,732 --> 01:24:31,650 - Hut! Dracarys! - TRE: Hut! 2381 01:24:31,650 --> 01:24:33,277 - JAYCEN: Run it. Run it. - (GARY ROARING) 2382 01:24:33,277 --> 01:24:34,862 CHIP: What's going on here? 2383 01:24:36,113 --> 01:24:37,615 - Follow him! - TRE: I'm open! I'm open! 2384 01:24:37,615 --> 01:24:39,325 - He's gettin' the ball. - Run it, run it. 2385 01:24:39,325 --> 01:24:40,618 Lock him off, lock him off. 2386 01:24:40,618 --> 01:24:41,660 CHIP: She's passing to the midget! 2387 01:24:41,660 --> 01:24:43,204 Wait for it. Now! 2388 01:24:43,204 --> 01:24:44,663 Throw that bitch, Ghost! Let it go! 2389 01:24:44,663 --> 01:24:46,290 CHIP: What the f... Who's she throwing it to? 2390 01:24:50,753 --> 01:24:52,505 JAYCEN: America loves an underdog. 2391 01:24:52,505 --> 01:24:53,714 (EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) 2392 01:24:53,714 --> 01:24:54,965 The slept on. 2393 01:24:55,674 --> 01:24:56,801 The little guy. 2394 01:24:57,384 --> 01:24:59,762 The one no one believes can achieve greatness. 2395 01:24:59,762 --> 01:25:01,222 Good catch! Get to the house! 2396 01:25:01,222 --> 01:25:03,182 Tackle him! Tackle him! 2397 01:25:03,182 --> 01:25:05,142 JAYCEN: But you know what they love more? 2398 01:25:06,018 --> 01:25:07,228 Nothin'. 2399 01:25:07,228 --> 01:25:08,938 Because watchin' underdogs win 2400 01:25:09,647 --> 01:25:11,816 is some seriously inspiring shit. 2401 01:25:20,324 --> 01:25:21,450 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 2402 01:25:22,159 --> 01:25:23,202 Fuck! 2403 01:25:23,202 --> 01:25:25,371 Yes! I did it! 2404 01:25:25,955 --> 01:25:27,498 I did it! 2405 01:25:27,998 --> 01:25:29,625 Oh, my... 2406 01:25:30,167 --> 01:25:31,627 - Tony. - (SOBS) 2407 01:25:34,255 --> 01:25:36,674 Fuck! 2408 01:25:37,383 --> 01:25:40,094 JAYCEN: But watching them lose in devastating fashion... 2409 01:25:43,138 --> 01:25:44,390 It was right there. 2410 01:25:49,270 --> 01:25:51,230 (EMOTIONAL MUSIC CONTINUES) 2411 01:25:51,230 --> 01:25:52,314 You all right? 2412 01:25:56,068 --> 01:25:58,863 JAYCEN: Well, that shit turns out to be even more inspiring. 2413 01:26:00,948 --> 01:26:03,284 Aye, at least you held on to that titty. 2414 01:26:03,284 --> 01:26:04,660 (TRE CHUCKLES) 2415 01:26:10,499 --> 01:26:12,376 JAYCEN: Fuck the scoreboard. 2416 01:26:12,376 --> 01:26:15,045 Fuck the cheap-ass plastic trophy. 2417 01:26:15,045 --> 01:26:17,089 Fuck the bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2418 01:26:17,089 --> 01:26:18,716 that think they better than you. 2419 01:26:19,466 --> 01:26:20,718 Ain't nothin' to be sad about, Titties. 2420 01:26:20,718 --> 01:26:23,012 Y'all played y'all asses off today. 2421 01:26:23,012 --> 01:26:24,346 From the moment I came out here 2422 01:26:24,346 --> 01:26:26,140 as y'all coach till today, 2423 01:26:26,932 --> 01:26:28,267 y'all made me proud. 2424 01:26:28,809 --> 01:26:30,394 Y'all made me a different man. 2425 01:26:31,061 --> 01:26:32,104 I love y'all. 2426 01:26:32,730 --> 01:26:34,773 Keep your head up. Come on, your family wanna see you. 2427 01:26:34,773 --> 01:26:36,317 - Let's go. - (CROWD CHEERING) 2428 01:26:36,734 --> 01:26:38,360 One little bullshit - ass setback ain't nothin' 2429 01:26:38,360 --> 01:26:40,654 after a lifetime of bullshit-ass setbacks. 2430 01:26:40,654 --> 01:26:41,822 - That's all right, baby. - We love you! 2431 01:26:42,239 --> 01:26:43,532 Heads up, heads up! 2432 01:26:43,532 --> 01:26:44,617 It's okay! 2433 01:26:45,659 --> 01:26:46,702 Yeah. 2434 01:26:47,953 --> 01:26:48,954 Wow. 2435 01:26:49,413 --> 01:26:50,789 WOMAN: Put that chin up. 2436 01:26:50,789 --> 01:26:51,874 Way to go, superstar. 2437 01:26:52,374 --> 01:26:53,542 Superstar? 2438 01:26:54,043 --> 01:26:56,503 What can I say? I'm a Jedi mind-trickin' mothafucker. 2439 01:26:56,503 --> 01:26:57,922 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 2440 01:26:57,922 --> 01:26:59,465 - Love you, Coach. - I love you too, son. 2441 01:26:59,465 --> 01:27:00,549 Go celebrate. 2442 01:27:00,925 --> 01:27:02,718 CHIP: Champions again! 2443 01:27:02,718 --> 01:27:04,762 Champions again! 2444 01:27:05,888 --> 01:27:07,640 (SIGHS) All right, y'all. 2445 01:27:07,640 --> 01:27:09,266 You know what's happenin'. We gotta go shake their hands, 2446 01:27:09,266 --> 01:27:11,685 - let's go. - (TEAM GROANING) 2447 01:27:11,685 --> 01:27:13,520 CHIP: Offense doesn't win championship! 2448 01:27:13,520 --> 01:27:15,230 Defense doesn't win championship! 2449 01:27:15,230 --> 01:27:17,733 - Coaching wins championships! - Yo, Coach. 2450 01:27:18,275 --> 01:27:19,526 Oh. 2451 01:27:20,319 --> 01:27:21,570 Good game. 2452 01:27:21,570 --> 01:27:23,364 (HEARTACHES BY ART NEVILLE PLAYING) 2453 01:27:24,323 --> 01:27:25,491 Thank you. Good game, Coach. 2454 01:27:26,659 --> 01:27:28,702 Got a talented group here. 2455 01:27:29,662 --> 01:27:31,705 Aye, but don't get it twisted though. 2456 01:27:31,705 --> 01:27:33,707 We gonna fuck you mothafuckers up next season. 2457 01:27:34,833 --> 01:27:35,918 No cap. 2458 01:27:35,918 --> 01:27:37,711 (TEAM CHEERING) 2459 01:27:40,756 --> 01:27:43,175 (HEARTACHES BY ART NEVILLE CONTINUES PLAYING) 2460 01:27:50,224 --> 01:27:52,017 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 2461 01:27:54,061 --> 01:27:55,354 What if I... 2462 01:27:56,230 --> 01:27:58,273 told you, hypothetically... 2463 01:27:59,483 --> 01:28:00,651 I was really proud of you. 2464 01:28:01,819 --> 01:28:04,071 I would say you was feelin' me... 2465 01:28:04,571 --> 01:28:06,031 hypothetically, of course. 2466 01:28:06,031 --> 01:28:07,366 Right. 2467 01:28:07,366 --> 01:28:08,534 (CHERISE CHUCKLES) 2468 01:28:11,954 --> 01:28:13,122 You still smoke? 2469 01:28:17,918 --> 01:28:19,294 (CHERISE CHUCKLES) 2470 01:28:21,296 --> 01:28:23,132 JAYCEN: One defeat doesn't mean you're defeated. 2471 01:28:24,216 --> 01:28:26,176 That shit only makes an underdog hungrier. 2472 01:28:26,802 --> 01:28:30,222 Hungrier for the next opportunity to defy the odds 2473 01:28:30,222 --> 01:28:32,224 and come back stronger than ever. 2474 01:28:32,224 --> 01:28:33,308 Because, you see, 2475 01:28:33,684 --> 01:28:35,019 the true power of the underdog 2476 01:28:35,644 --> 01:28:38,480 is that they never let themselves be beat. 2477 01:28:39,565 --> 01:28:40,899 And at the end of the day, 2478 01:28:41,608 --> 01:28:43,402 right there is the definition 2479 01:28:44,028 --> 01:28:46,780 of ultimate mothafuckin' greatness. 2480 01:28:46,780 --> 01:28:48,907 (HEARTACHES BY ART NEVILLE CONTINUES PLAYING) 2481 01:29:04,006 --> 01:29:06,008 (HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING) 2482 01:31:33,363 --> 01:31:35,324 (CAPTIVATING MUSIC PLAYING) 2483 01:33:09,835 --> 01:33:11,920 (ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING) 2484 01:34:10,312 --> 01:34:12,272 (FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING) 2485 01:35:05,117 --> 01:35:11,665 (LAIDBACK HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 181704