All language subtitles for Whats Love

(upbeat music)

(flames crackling)

- Hello, audiences of the world.

Believers in many religions,
believers in many gods...

You know, you all have
one thing in common.

You all believe in me.

I'm Satan. The Devil. Lucifer.

I present myself in many ways.

I might look like this

(fingers snap)

or this.

(fingers snap)

(fingers snap)

(car horn honks)

(birds chirping)

(upbeat music)

(motorcycle engine rewing)

(car horn honking)

(motorcycle engine roaring)

- Can I see your driver's license, miss?

- Got trouble with your
eyesight officer? Miss?

- Well, I'm sorry. I couldn't make out

whether you were a man or
a woman with all that hair.

- I'm, uh --

- Forgive me, please.

- I'm more of a man than you'll ever be

and more of a woman than you'll ever see.

- [Cop] ls that so?

- Yeah, that's where it's at.

- [Cop] What happened to
that little funny cigarette

I had thought I saw you smoking, huh?

- It wasn't a funny cigarette.

- [Cop] Got any little funny cigarettes?

- That was gum.

Gum, man.

That was gum. (chuckles)

- [Cop] It was gum.

You're full of the devil, aren't you?

- How do you know that
I'm not the devil, man?

I just might be the devil.

(fire crackling)

- Let me tell you something.
On this street, I'm the devil.

You got that?
- Oh, yeah?

(fingers snap)

- [Cop] Christ almighty.

(license poofs)

(Car poofs)

(motorcycle poofs)

(slow tempo piano music)

I If you think that love is all I

I Well, you've got a lot to learn I

I And you're headed for a fall I

I And if you think that love is great I

I You'll jump in and it'll be too late I

I You see, perfect love is rare I

I I know, 'cause I've been there I

I All the secrets I could share I

I Once you strip away its shine I

I Love isn't always silver-lined I

I Love has two faces I

I One smiles and leads you on I

I The other laughs and says love is gone I

I It takes you higher than you ever been I

I And lets you think you can win I

I Then lets you down I

I 'Til you feel so low I

I It'll destroy you
and you'll never know I

I You don't stand a chance
in the game of romance I

I It can get you hot, then cool you down I

I And without warning,
turn your life around I

I Just when you're thinking
that you got it made I

I It brings down the curtain
and the good times fade I

I You'll find out fast I

I It's a full-time affair I

I You've gotta eat it,
sleep it, day and night I

I It follows you everywhere I

I Love is make-believe I

I It's all up to you I

I You've gotta find a
way to keep feeling new I

I Love has two faces I

I One will fool ya I

I The other cools ya off I

I Love has two faces I

I One comes on strong I

I The other one soft I

I Love has two faces I

I It burns you up I

I It gives you the chills I

I Love has two faces I

I One smiles and leads you on I

I The other laughs and says love is gone I

I It takes you higher than you ever been I

I And lets you think you can win I

I Then lets you down I

I 'Til it feels so low I

I It'll destroy you
and you'll never know I

I You don't stand a chance I

I In the game of romance I

I It can get you higher
and through the dark I

I And without warning,
'til your life is lost I

I Yeah I

I You better follow your own I

Mm

I Ooh, ah, yo I

I You better start me up I

oh

I Put me in your arms I

I Love, ooh I

I Works on you I

- [Woman] Would it matter if I changed?

- [Cop] What do you mean?

- [Woman] If my body
and face were different,

would you still love me?

- [Cop] Yes, I would.

I love your soul.

- [Woman] You're so right.

The soul is everything.

The body is just a shell.

- You might think you're the
Devil, but you're Christ to me.

(Devil laughing)

(tense music)

(bell tolling)

(ominous music)

(moody soft rock music)

I Somewhere between heaven and hell I

I I was born and I heard you pray I

I I would be your spirit in the dark I

I I'd be there to help you find the way I

I To love I

I To live I

I To care I

I To give I

I To be the one that you share I

I With all the wonders
that true love can be I

I Somewhere between heaven and hell I

I You stopped believing in me I

I Somewhere between heaven and hell I

I You were lost and I held out my hand I

I Somewhere between heaven and hell I

I You turned away I

I You didn't understand I

I You needed me I

I I needed you I

I And when you heard I'd be for you I

I But you wanted so much more I

I Than I could be I

I Somewhere between heaven and hell I

I You stopped believing in me I

(Devil laughing)

(flames crackling)

Or perhaps I might look like this.

(fingers snap)
(upbeat music)

(romantic music)

(birds chirping)

- Our talk will finish in the library.

- Let go of me, Charles.

You are hurting me.

- Get inside.

- No, I am not going in there.

- If you think I'm letting
you go, you're crazy.

Get inside.

- Just leave me alone.

You don't own me.

- That's right, I don't own you,

but you are my wife,

and that doesn't give you the right

to do what you've been
doing all these months.

I know all about it.

- And what have I been doing, Charles?

And why are you acting like this?

- You mean you don't know?

My wife, walking up and down the streets

like a common tramp to
be picked up by anyone,

claims she doesn't know what's wrong, huh?

- Please, Charles, you have to let me go.

I promise you, I don't want anything.

I ask for nothing but my freedom.

- What are you trying to say?

- I wanna be free.

L...l was born to be free.

My heart has to be free, Charles.

My body, my soul, my mind.

I'm suffocating.

L...l...l just -- I just
can't go on living like this.

Charles, I hate talking to your friends.

L...l hate them.

- You're bored because
something inside of you

keeps telling you you've gotta be free.

(sighs)
I don't understand this.

I don't understand it at all.

- This force inside me
is telling me to go.

- Just mine and I'm
never gonna let you go.

Never.

Shawna, come back here!

Shawna.

Look, I'm sorry about what happened.

I lost my head.

Remember, you once said,

"When two people love one another,

nothing can come between them.

But if one heart stops and breaks,

then and only then, the
love between them will end."

You remember that?

- My heart has stopped.

I don't love you anymore.

- My...my God, somebody help.

Please, somebody. Anybody.

(Devil laughing)

- Nobody can help, Charles.

Not now, not ever.

- [Charles] Shawna, you can't leave me.

Think what's going to happen to me.

Please, help me to understand you.

- Yes, yes.

- Yes, yes, what, Shawna?

What is it?

It's just...it's as
though you're not here,

like you're in another world,

like you're somewhere else.

- From the present to times infinity,

my spirit, my soul's plight,

will cause my spirit to gasp for freeness.

- Shawna, what are you saying?

What?

I don't understand.

What are you saying?

- It is then that my soul will melt

into the nebula of God's galaxy,

for I am composed of stardust.

I She rides planes and trains,
and then there's highways I

I Looking to find I

I More than those want-to-die days I

I She left behind I

I She has settled on the question I

I ls this all there is? I

I And she keeps going I

I Keeps believing I

I There's gotta be more than this I

I There's gotta be more
than reaching out I

I With no one to touch I

I There's gotta be more than giving love I

I And getting half as much I

I There's gotta be more
than looking back I

I And no one to live I

I She always I

I Keeps believing I

I There's gotta be more than this I

I She rides planes and
trains to far off places I

I But there's no thrills I

I Looking into strangers' faces I

I But they never look I

I The loneliness she's feeling I

I When the end I

I Seems to be the beginning I

- What's your name?

- Shawna.

What's yours?

(ominous music)

- The Devil.

(wind blowing)

(ominous music)

- You look like Christ to me.

(ominous music)

- What's that?

- The mirror to your soul.

(tense music)

(ominous music)

(motorcycle engine roaring)

(eerie music)

(serene music)

I I just saw two lovers walking by I

I But they didn't see me I

I And the last time you
looked into my eyes I

I You didn't see me I

I Guess I'm ready for a change I

I I need some stranger out of nowhere I

I Who will rearrange my life I

I And understand I need someone I

I Who sees me just the way I am I

I Someone who will give me I

- I am the Devil.

Satan, Lucifer.

(Devil laughs)

- [Shawna] You look like Christ to me.

(soft, romantic music)

I Treat her right and you'll discover I

I She'll satisfy you I

I Hold you in the night I

I And be a cover in the rain I

I But do her wrong I

I She'll make you crazy I

I That lady I

I Can get to you I

I When you least expect it I

I That lady I

I She's got a potion I

I And she'll inject it in your heart I

I And you won't know it even hit you I

I 'Til you try to get away I

I She gets anything she needs I

I Just cries I

I Just pleads I

I She'll have you walking tall I

I Then crawling on your knees I

I Love is a lady I

I She's a mystery I

I And she'll taunt you I

I She can't be tempted I

I She can be the memory I

I That haunts you 'tll you die I

♪ She'll kill you slowly ♪

I Oh, what a way to go I

I That lady will take advantage I

I And she'll sink her hook in I

I That lady I

I She'll come on slowly I

I And when you're not looking I

I Without any warning I

I She'll wait 'til the
morning, then attack I

I You'll back up and try to run I

I But if she picks you as
the one that she wants I

I Well, goodbye, son I

I She'll cook your goose I

I 'Til you're well done I

I Love I

is a lady

- [Devil] The Devil.

(birds chirping)

- You look like Christ to me.

(Devil laughing)

(spear thuds)

(moody, somber music)

(Devil laughing)

(fire crackling)

- When that someone else
goes, you must also go.

(Devil laughing)

(moody, pulsing synth music)

- [Brian] It's hard to
believe that 12 years

have passed since my brother died.

- [Priest] Time goes fast.

Twelve years is a long time for the body.

But the soul, the soul lives forever.

- [Man] ls it safe to assume

that anyone who preaches knows?

(soft, moody synth music)

- What are you up to?

You've got that devilish
look in your eyes again.

- I am the devil.

(Devil laughing)
(fire crackling)

- You've got me convinced.

But what are you up to?

- I am going to seduce a priest.

' Who?

(birds chirping)

- Tomorrow, you're to be
ordained into the priesthood.

Are you sure you're firm in your vows?

Iam.

You know I am.

Why do you ask?

- You're young and handsome.

It is always difficult

to give up the pleasures of the flesh.

Besides, there are those in the church

who think your reasons for
entering the priesthood

are not the soundest.

- My brother's death had
nothing to do with it.

- Your body is composed of young flesh

and temptation is out there.

I Tempting me I

I With all the things
I really want to do I

I Blind my eyes and I will follow you I

I Be my guide and be my sight I

I Lead me through the dark of night I

I I'm falling and I need you to I

I Blind my eyes and I will follow you I

- My commitment to the
church is unshakeable.

I would rather die than break my vow.

- Then I will give you my ring.

(moody music)

- You don't mean you're gonna
seduce your cousin Brian?

- He may be my cousin,

but at one time, he was in love with me.

- When was he in love with you?

- When I was 15, I was going with Paul.

He was older and he had a car.

Brian was only 14.

He didn't have a chance.

(hot jazz guitar music)

(brooding music)

I think he became a priest
because he couldn't have me.

But I know that he'll
always be in love with me.

- You are the Devil.

(flames crackling)

(Devil laughing)

(sultry music)

- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.

- How long has it been
since your last confession?

- I don't remember.

It's been many years.

- What are your sins?

- I have fornicated with
dozens of men and women.

(upbeat, sultry music)

I I'm on a carousel I

I Life's a one way ride I

I And if we get something going I

I We won't tell each other lies I

I We'll see what the night will bring I

I We're just strangers passing by I

I Ain't no big thing I

I So don't fight the feeling I

I Let it flow, girl I

I Don't fight the feeling I

I Come out of the shadows I

I Don't fight the feeling I

I Just let it grow I

I And go with me I

I Don't approach this love affair I

I All naive and starry eyed I

I There's no future I

I So walk in I

I With your eyes open wide I

I I'm living for the moment I

I Yeah I

I And nothing more I

I I wanna give, I wanna take I

I I'll be gone when you wake I

I I want all that I can get I

I And no regrets I

I Don't fight the feeling I

I When it's over, we'll say I

I Don't fight the feeling I

I We made it through another day I

I Don't fight the feeling I

I Grab it while it's strong I

I And then move on I

I Yeah I

I Don't fight the feeling I

I Let's have a good time I

I Don't fight the feeling I

I We are gonna unwind I

I Don't fight the feeling I

I When it's over, you'll find I

I I'll be gone I

I've also had lustful thoughts of Paul.

- Paul?

You don't see him anymore, do you?

- Of course not.

He's married, you know that.

I don't love Paul anymore.

I only see his body making love to me.

Then when he's climaxing, it changes.

His face becomes you.

(upbeat, sultry music)

- I've also dreamt of
you and had fantasies.

I Somewhere between heaven and hell I

I You'll find love and must decide I

I Somewhere between heaven and hell I

I You got the feelings
that you held inside I

I The highs I

I The lows I

I The fantasies I

I Oh, don't you know I

I That love can be I

I Anywhere I

I In everything you do I

I Somewhere between heaven and hell I

I Love waits for you I

But I made a promise to myself,

I would rather die than break my vow.

Are you sorry for your sins?

- Not all of them.

- I cannot give you absolution

unless you're truly sorry for your sins.

- I'm only sorry that my thoughts

cannot be transmitted to reality.

- That cannot be.

I am a man of God.

- Then help me to rid myself
of these sinful desires.

They're a tremendous torture.

They're...they're killing me.

(upbeat, sultry music)

Brian

(birds chirping)

I had a beautiful dream.

- Oh? Tell me about it.

- Come on, let's sit down.

- Okay, I'm listening.

- We are composed of stardust.

Love brings us from stardust to life.

And when we die, we return to stardust.

Brian, instead of growing old,

perhaps we could stay
young forever, making love,

stopping the clock on our ecstasies,

or just go into space,
forever young and in love.

Brian, let's go together.

Making love forever in
the eternal, astral night.

- Eternal, astral, celestial night.

(birds chirping)

(phone buzzing)

Father Brian.

- Brian, I've gotta see you right away.

It's very important.

Please come over.

- Diana, what's wrong?

- Can't talk about it over the phone.

But if you don't come right away,

you might not ever see me again.

Not alive.

- Calm down, Diana.

I'll be right over.

(sighs) The door was open.

- I left it that way for you.

- Diana, what's wrong?

You've got me worried, Diana.

Now, tell me what's wrong.

- I'm going to die.

- We're all gonna die.

- You don't understand.

I'm gonna go now.

- Why?

- Remember my dreams to
be young and beautiful,

to live forever in the eternal night?

I don't wanna grow old and ugly.

- As I remember, the
eternal, astral night.

- Brian, do you love me
enough to go with me?

- You know I do.

I always did.

But why now?

- I wanna go while I'm still young.

I don't wanna make love to other men.

Brian, I want you forever.

Please make love to me 'til the end.

Please make love to me.

- See this ring?

There's two venom pills inside.

One is enough to kill a person.

I promised myself that I would
rather die than break my vow.

- Then let's each take
one and go together.

Do you love me enough to do it?

(romantic, sultry music)

We can't be together on Earth.

- Now, we can be together forever.

(romantic, sultry music cont.)

(romantic, sultry music cont.)

(Brian moans)

(Diana moans)

(Brian moaning)

(Brian exhales)

- I feel sleepy.

- Me too.

- It's the pill.

Ah.

(birds chirping)

- [Christine] You don't know
how much I love you, Diane.

And now, I have fulfilled your last wish

to bury you, together with
Brian, nude for all eternity.

God bless you.

You were right, dear Diane.

You were right when you told me

that Brian loved you so much.

But the one thing you didn't know

was that Brian left a
fortune for you in his will.

And I didn't know you had willed

all of your possessions to me.

So now, the gold ring of wealth
has passed into my hands.

I'm very sad and unhappy.

The world isn't the same without you.

But wherever you are now,

you should know how much
I would gladly trade

all of this wealth for
just one hour in your arms.

I've been in love only twice in my life.

You were very young when
Brian's brother Bill was alive.

Bill was my first and
only love, and I lost him.

Then you came into my
life and I loved you.

(motorcycle engine roaring)

(upbeat music)

(birds chirping)

(knuckles tapping)

- Your driver's license, please.

Who owns this car?

I'd like to see some registration, please.

- Ma'am, the cop wants
to see the registration.

- I heard him.

Bill, it couldn't be you!

- Yeah, I've heard that
trick before, lady.

My name is Officer Buck Rowlands

and I'd like to see your
registration now, please, if I may.

- Oh, no trick intended, officer.

You look exactly like Bill, my first love.

He passed away a few years ago.

- [Buck] Yeah, and you're
just on your way back now

from the cemetery, putting
flowers on the grave, right?

Look, lady, I'd like to
see some registration

and I'd like to see it now.

- Certainly, it's in
the glove compartment.

But please believe me,
I'm telling you the truth.

(upbeat music)

(motorcycle engine rewing)

(motorcycle engine roaring)

- Hey, what the hell are you doing?

Hey!

Lady, you mind telling me just what kind

of a trick you're trying to pull here?

- I don't know what you're talking about.

- What do you mean you don't
know what I'm talking about?

Your chauffeur just disappeared

with my motorcycle right into thin air.

- You know, I don't know
much about this guy.

I just hired him today.

Here.

- Look, lady, you're in
a lot of trouble here.

I don't know what you're
trying to pull on me,

but your chauffeur just
disappeared with my motorcycle.

- That's the chauffeur.

I'm not trying to pull anything on you.

- You're in a lot of trouble.

And you know what, I've
got his license right here.

(license poofs)

Lady...lady, I don't get this.

Just what is this?

What's going on?

- Buck, you really do look like Bill.

- Nevermind who I look like.

Look, I've gotta get to a phone.

- Well, I don't live far from here.

You're welcome to come and
use my telephone if you like.

- Just how far do you
live from here, miss?

- Not far.

My name is Christine and I just
live a few blocks from here.

Why don't you drive me there?

- Drive you there?

- Well, you don't have a motorcycle

and I don't have a chauffeur,

so we don't have many
alternatives, now do we?

- No, I guess we don't.

(car engine rewing)

Holy shit, I must be dreaming.

This just isn't my day.

- Slow down.

We're going to pull into the
next driveway to your right.

(birds chirping)

Here's the front door
key, Bill. I mean, Buck.

I mean, Officer Rowlands.

- That's better, Ms. Christine.

- And make yourself comfortable.

- Where's the phone?

- There's one in the living room.

- Thank you.

- Help yourself.

(phone clicks)
(phone ringing)

- Watch commander,
Captain Monroy speaking.

- Captain Monroy.

Yes, sir, this is Officer Rowlands.

Uh, sir, something very unusual

happened to me this afternoon.

Uh, my motorcycle's been stolen.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Can you put an APB out on it?

- Rowlands, what are you talking about?

What the hell are you talking about?

Your motorcycle is parked
right here in your own spot.

I can see it from right here.

- I don't understand it.

But I'm on duty 'til five o'clock

and it must be about three now.

- Officer Rowlands, hey Buck,
what's wrong with you today?

It's 5:30.

Now, look. You're off duty right now.

Did you look at your watch?

- This is weird.

I'm confused.

Wait a minute.

Let me tell you how it all happened.

- Save it, save it, save it.

I know what's wrong with you.

You've been working too hard, Rowlands.

You've been giving too many speed tickets.

Starting right now, you're
gonna take a two week vacation

with pay and that's an order.

(phone thuds)

(fingers snap)

(Christine sighs)

- Any good news?

- My motorcycle's at headquarters.

I'm off duty.

I've got two weeks vacation and I'm here.

I just don't understand it.

- Well, that's good news.

Why don't you just unzip that hot jacket,

maybe lean back and
relax, and enjoy yourself.

Here, I wanna show you something.

And now, you tell me,

do you or don't you look like Bill?

- My God.

I do look a lot like him.

That's incredible.

That's incredible.

Where is he now?

- Heaven, I suppose.

Bill passed away a few
years ago and you know,

I guess when I first saw
you, there was a part of me

that wanted to believe
that you were my Bill.

(Christine sighs)

But that's in the past and
we're here together. Alone.

Let's make this moment count.

(sultry music)

I Here I am I

I And I've been waiting oh so long I

I And hating every lonely
night without you I

I Here I am I

I And though you think
that this is wrong I

I I can change your thinking I

I I'll excite you I

I With forbidden fruits I

I So sweet on the vine I

I Just reach out I

I And I'll be yours I

I And you'll be mine I

I Forbidden fruit I

I Let fantasies become sweet reality I

I Two lonely souls I

I Become like one I

I Here I am I

I And I can give you oh so much I

I And every touch will tell you I

I That I need you I

- I'm sorry.

I just can't go through with it.

- Why?

We're alone and I know you
want me as much as I want you.

- Yeah, you're right.

I want you more than
anything and I want you now,

but I just can't.

I'd be...l'd be betraying my woman, Penny,

and I just couldn't do that.

- Who is this Penny?

- Agirl.

We've been together for the past 1O years.

She's dedicated, loyal
to me, and I love her.

- If you're not telling, I'm not telling.

This moment is part of our own life

and what we do with our bodies
is nobody else's business.

- Yes, so grant it,

but I would feel cheap and dirty,

and that's just not like me.

(Christine sighs)

- You're adorable and you're a fool.

You know, I have to tell you,

I'm already in love with you

and I'm just gonna be here waiting for you

for as long as it takes.

And I know you're gonna come
through that door one day,

take me in your arms,

and make me the happiest
woman in the world.

- Christine, I've gotta get going.

I'm sorry, but I've gotta leave.

You know, I'd call the watch commander,

but I'd be a little too
embarrassed two times in one day.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

You know something else?

- What?

- I can't even take a cab to get back.

I'd like to, but it's against
regulations in this uniform.

- Oh, really?

Well, listen, why don't
you just take my car?

(soft rock music)
(birds chirping)

- Honey, I'm home.

- Hi, honey.
- Hi.

- Oh, what a gorgeous limo.

Whose is it?

- It belongs to a lady.

I borrowed it for transportation.

After I change clothes,
I'm taking it right back.

Before I do, I'm gonna ask
you for two requests, okay?

- Sure.

okay.

First one is to follow me over there

and then drive me back here, okay?

- Yeah, what's the other one?

- The second one is to
make love to me right now.

I'm awfully horny.

- Well, honey, I wasn't
expecting such a request,

but if you need that kind
of favor, what can I say?

- [Buck] Come on, let's go.

okay.

(Buck panting)

- Penny.

Penny, I can't do it like this.

- What's the matter?

- You're cold.

You're real cold.

I'm sorry for imposing
myself on you like this,

but I thought it might take
the edge off my bad day.

- Well, you're just
gonna have to forgive me.

You know, I don't turn off
and on like an appliance.

You know me better than that, Buck.

I need, you know, a little wine,

a few glasses of champagne, something.

Something.

okay.

Well, then, I'll just go to the bathroom

and do it myself, all right?

So why don't you get dressed
and I'll get the keys,

and then we'll return that car, okay?

(doorbell rings)

- [Christine] Hi.

- Hi.

- Christine, I want you to
meet my girlfriend, Penny.

Penny, this is Christine.

- Hi, Penny.

How do you do?

And my compliments to you, Buck.

She's lovely.

- Thank you.

By the way, I want to thank
you for the use of the car.

- You're welcome.

- Nice to meet you, Christine.

You're a very gorgeous woman.

You're everything I've
ever desired in a woman.

You're beautiful and classy.

- [Christine] (laughs)
I'm very flattered.

I have a feeling we're
going to be good friends.

- I feel the same way, you know?

I'd like to invite you to dinner sometime.

- [Christine] Certainly, any time.

As a matter of fact,

would you like to go
shopping with me tomorrow?

- Sure.

Well, I'll pick you up.

I know you don't have a
chaufier, so how about 10?

- [Christine] Ten will be fine.

I'll be ready.

- Okay.
- You wanna know something?

- What?

- I think those of us that
are born to be friends

don't have to spend a lot of time together

to get to know one another.

The feeling of friendship is
either there, or it isn't.

Do you know what I mean?

- Christine, I know what you mean.

- Well, I'm glad you two
girls got to meet each other,

but honey, I think it's
time we better get home.

- Well, Christine,

I'm looking forward to
seeing you tomorrow.

- [Christine] Me too.

Bye-bye.
- Bye.

- [Buck] Bye, Christine.

(upbeat, sultry music)

- Dear Buck, sorry to leave you this note,

but you know that in all those
years of your support of me,

I was always very good
and faithful to you.

But now, forgive me, please.

I have found another love.

It's the kind of love that
is so strong and powerful,

it's beyond my will to resist.

So I'm leaving you, Buck.

And if you haven't guessed
by now, it isn't a man.

It's Christine.

Cheers.

You're so special, you know that?

- Mm, I'm glad you came over today.

Having such a good time.

- So beautiful.

With Christine, I've
never felt or loved anyone

as much as she.

Oh. (giggles)

- Ah.

(Christine laughs)

Woo!

(Christine moans)

- We're going to be living together.

I moved into her place.

So please, please be understanding.

I want you to be happy that I'm happy.

Love always, Penny.

P.S., come and see us.

(somber music)

(Buck sighs)

(Penny moans)

I Love is a lady I

I Treat her right I

I And you'll discover I

I She'll satisfy you I

I Warm you in the night I

I And be your cover in the rain I

I But do her wrong I

I And she'll make you crazy I

I That lady I

I Can get to ya I

I When you least expect it I

I That lady I

I Has got a potion I

I And she'll inject it in your heart I

I And you won't know it even hit you I

I 'Til you try to get away I

I She gets anything she needs I

I Just cries, just pleads I

I She'll have you walking tall I

I Then crawling on your knees I

I Love I

is a lady

I She's a mystery I

I And she'll taunt you I

I She can be tempting I

I She can be the memory that
haunts you 'til you die I

♪ She'll kill you slowly ♪

I Oh, what a way to go I

I That lady I

I Will take advantage I

I And she'll sink her hooks in I

I That lady I

I She'll come on slowly I

I And when you're not looking I

I Without any warning I

I She'll wait 'til the
morning, then attack I

I You'll back up and try to run I

I But if she picks you as
the one that she wants I

I Goodbye, son I

I She'll cook your goose
'til you're well done I

I Love I

is a lady

(both moaning)

Sit on me.

(Christine talking dirty under her breath)

- Yes, watch.

(Penny panting)

Oh, yeah.

(Penny moaning)

Oh, I have the best.

(Penny moaning)

(Penny moaning)

(Penny panting)

(Penny moaning)

- Oh, you're so warm.

(Penny moaning)

(Christine chuckles)

You're so beautiful, baby.

- Oh, I'm so glad you're here.

I spent a long time being
very lonely and very sad,

and you brought joy back into my life.

I'm glad you're here.

- I'm never gonna leave you, honey.

Never.

You make me so happy.

Mm, happiest girl in the world. (laughs)

(Christine laughs)

- I knew it from the moment

I set eyes on you that
you belonged here with me.

And I'm glad you're here.

(sultry music)

- Just stay here forever.

Right here between your arms...

- Yes, cuddle up in my arms.

- Between your breasts.

(doorbell rings)

(Christine laughing)

- Bill, you're here!

- Hi.

Bill or Buck, whatever you prefer.

- Oh, Buck, darling, I
was praying you'd come.

- My soul no longer
dwells in my empty home.

- Buck, darling, I was praying you'd come.

- I'm yours to command.

- Oh, I like that.

My command is that you
bring some champagne.

- (laughs) And my first command

is that you get more comfortable.

- You don't have any idea how well-trained

and disciplined I am in following orders.

- Well, then, do you know
what my next command will be?

- No.

But whatever it is, I'll gladly do it.

- Let's just go to the bedroom,

'cause I wanna see you,
Buck, make love to Christine.

- Come with me.

(Christine moaning)

(Christine moaning)

(moans) I'm finally in your
arms where I wanted to be.

- Right where you belong, baby.

- Oh, this is so beautiful.

I can't believe my eyes.

Buck, I have another order for you.

- Yeah, Penny.

Just name it.

- [Penny] Make love to me.

I Love has two faces I

- Yeah.

Yeah, baby.

- Yeah.

I You're lost when it's got you, ooh I

I It can make you do anything I

I You're a puppet dangling on a string I

I Believing that your dream came true I

I When he cuts you loose I

I Cuts through to you I

I You don't stand a chance I

Yes.

I In the game of romance I

Yeah. (panting)

- Come on, Penny.

Come on.

Yeah.

(Penny moaning)

(Buck panting)

(Penny moaning)

You're so warm and beautiful.

I've never felt you like this way.

- No.

- I've never felt you this way before.

Never.
- Oh, yes.

- Oh, Penny.
- Oh, yes.

- Yeah.
- I'm so surprised.

I never felt love so
intensely, never before.

Oh, God, just knowing
Christine's watching us now

brings me to the height of ecstasy.

Oh, baby, I love you.

I love you.

I Love smiles and leads you on I

Oh, Christine.

I And says love is gone I

I It takes you higher
than you've ever been I

I And let's you think that you can win I

- This is so beautiful, I think
it deserves a celebration.

I You don't stand a chance I

I In the game of romance I

For you and you.
- Thank you.

- And mine.

This is for Bill and Shawna, Brian, Diane.

(Christine sighs)

I feel like you're watching
us from another dimension

and you're happy to see us.

I understand now that you wanted to go

when you were young and beautiful,

and make love for all eternity.

I Somewhere between heaven and hell I

I You'll find love and
what it's all about I

I Somewhere between heaven and hell I

I There's a choice you
have to figure out I

I The right I

I The wrong I

I Where you belong I

I Do you stay? I

I Or move on? I

I Live a lie, or make
your dreams come true? I

I Somewhere between heaven and hell I

I The place for you I

I Somewhere between heaven and hell I

I You'll find love and must decide I

I Somewhere between heaven and hell I

I You fight the feelings
that you held inside I

I The highs I

I The lows I

I The fantasies I

I Oh, don't you know I

I That love can be I

I Anywhere I

I In everything you do I

I Somewhere between heaven and hell I

I Love waits for you I

But I'm different.

I'm alive and I wanna love.

Here's to life and love.

- Life without love is nothing.

- What is love?

Loveislfie.

I Somewhere between heaven and hell I

I You find love and what it's all about I

I Somewhere between heaven and hell I

I There's a choice you
have to figure out I

I The right I

I The wrong I

I Where you belong I

I Do you stay? I

I Or move on? I

I Live a lie, or make
your dreams come true? I

I Somewhere between heaven and hell I

I Love waits for you I

I What is love I

- [Man] Love is a...is a memory

that haunts you 'til you die.

- [Woman] Love is a game played by a fool.

- [Man 2] It's a great feeling.

Just don't fight it.

I What is love I

- [Man 3] Love is the
power behind the universe.

- [Man 4] All right, love is a...

a flow that you have with somebody.

- [Woman 2] Love is when
your life is going nowhere

and then suddenly, you arrive.

- [Woman 3] Love is
the join of two people.

It's caring, it's affinity.

It's a feeling that pours out of the heart

that sometimes is senior to words,

so it's difficult totally to answer.

I What is love I