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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,754 --> 00:00:38,801 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:00:38,898 --> 00:00:41,399 -Kevin, put that down. 3 00:00:41,433 --> 00:00:44,003 Put that down, Kevin. 4 00:00:44,036 --> 00:00:45,704 Alright, class. 5 00:00:45,738 --> 00:00:47,539 Class! 6 00:00:47,572 --> 00:00:50,575 Please give your attention to Dorothy. 7 00:00:50,609 --> 00:00:53,880 Kevin! Put. that. down! 8 00:00:53,913 --> 00:00:56,381 -Kevin, put that down. 9 00:01:00,652 --> 00:01:01,854 -Hi, everyone! 10 00:01:01,888 --> 00:01:03,388 I'm Dorothy Goodwin 11 00:01:03,421 --> 00:01:05,024 and I'm running for class president 12 00:01:05,057 --> 00:01:07,592 because I see a better Alabaster Elementary 13 00:01:07,626 --> 00:01:08,728 in our future. 14 00:01:08,761 --> 00:01:10,695 -Boo! -Let's start by rewarding 15 00:01:10,730 --> 00:01:14,332 faster tidy times with longer recesses 16 00:01:14,366 --> 00:01:15,567 and start a bully box, 17 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:16,736 where you can say you're being bullied 18 00:01:16,769 --> 00:01:17,804 and the principal has 19 00:01:17,837 --> 00:01:19,038 to read it. 20 00:01:21,073 --> 00:01:23,776 To quote my favorite Founding Father, 21 00:01:23,810 --> 00:01:25,978 Thomas Jefferson, 22 00:01:26,012 --> 00:01:28,480 "I am opposed to any form of tyranny 23 00:01:28,513 --> 00:01:29,782 over the mind of men"! 24 00:01:29,816 --> 00:01:32,051 -Who cares? -Thank you. 25 00:01:32,084 --> 00:01:33,552 - Good job, honey. - Dad, stop it! 26 00:01:33,585 --> 00:01:35,720 -Okay, okay, sorry, sorry. 27 00:01:35,755 --> 00:01:37,689 -And now, Brent Hart. 28 00:01:37,722 --> 00:01:38,925 Kevin, no! 29 00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:44,897 -Hey, guys. 30 00:01:44,931 --> 00:01:46,933 Um, hi, everybody. 31 00:01:46,966 --> 00:01:48,801 My name is Brent Hart. 32 00:01:48,835 --> 00:01:50,736 Tyr-- T-- 33 00:01:50,770 --> 00:01:51,971 T-- 34 00:01:52,004 --> 00:01:53,739 T.Rexes are gay! 35 00:01:53,773 --> 00:01:54,841 - Brent! 36 00:01:54,874 --> 00:01:56,408 -I want to be class president 37 00:01:56,441 --> 00:01:58,144 so we can have fries every day, all day. 38 00:01:58,177 --> 00:02:01,113 I mean, who likes fries, right, right? 39 00:02:01,147 --> 00:02:04,116 - Fries! Fries! - Um, I wrote a song about it. 40 00:02:04,150 --> 00:02:05,684 -Yeah, Brent! 41 00:02:05,717 --> 00:02:07,119 -♪ Vote for Brent Hart 42 00:02:07,153 --> 00:02:09,588 ♪ Fat Dorothy loves farts 43 00:02:09,621 --> 00:02:10,890 ♪ Vote for French fries in the 44 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:12,859 ♪ Cafeteria 45 00:02:12,892 --> 00:02:14,794 Vote for Brent Hart! 46 00:02:14,827 --> 00:02:16,528 Fat Dorothy loves farts! -That's enough. 47 00:02:16,561 --> 00:02:18,396 -Hey! -Vote for Brent Hart! 48 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:20,398 Fat Dorothy loves farts! -It's okay. Stay here. 49 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:21,868 That's enough. Everybody sit down. 50 00:02:21,901 --> 00:02:23,903 -Vote for Brent Hart! -Do not do that 51 00:02:23,936 --> 00:02:25,437 with your hands, Kevin! 52 00:02:25,470 --> 00:02:27,639 It's okay, honey. 53 00:02:27,672 --> 00:02:31,010 Fat Dorothy, ha ha ha ha ha! 54 00:02:31,043 --> 00:02:33,145 Dorothy is fat! 55 00:02:33,179 --> 00:02:34,780 Ha ha ha ha ha ha! 56 00:02:34,814 --> 00:02:36,883 -Brent! Brent! Brent! Brent! -Dorothy is fat! 57 00:02:36,916 --> 00:02:39,051 -Brent! Brent! Brent! Brent! -Dorothy is fat! 58 00:02:39,085 --> 00:02:40,887 -Brent! Brent! Brent! Brent! -Dorothy is fat! 59 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:42,889 -Fries, fries! -Dorothy is fat! 60 00:02:42,922 --> 00:02:44,589 -Brent! Brent! Brent! Brent! -Fat, fat! 61 00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:46,158 -Brent! Brent! Brent! Brent! -Fat, fat! 62 00:02:46,192 --> 00:02:48,160 Fat! -Fries! 63 00:03:04,243 --> 00:03:05,912 - You can't fire me! 64 00:03:05,945 --> 00:03:07,545 -I'm not firing you, D. 65 00:03:07,579 --> 00:03:09,148 -Fine, you can't let me go. -We cannot have 66 00:03:09,181 --> 00:03:12,018 Scott's speechwriter getting arrested. 67 00:03:12,051 --> 00:03:14,053 You lit a flag on fire. 68 00:03:14,086 --> 00:03:15,788 -Which, again, was unintentional! 69 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:17,489 But, just so you're aware, 70 00:03:17,522 --> 00:03:19,125 that has not been illegal since 1989. 71 00:03:19,158 --> 00:03:20,492 -It was on private property. 72 00:03:20,525 --> 00:03:21,526 -It was a government office. 73 00:03:21,559 --> 00:03:22,661 -And it was a workday. 74 00:03:22,694 --> 00:03:24,196 -I was on my lunch break. -Okay, 75 00:03:24,230 --> 00:03:25,898 and that's why I'm bailing you out today. 76 00:03:25,932 --> 00:03:27,066 -I do not want to be bailed out. -So you can go 77 00:03:27,099 --> 00:03:28,734 and take the weekend off. -Fiona. 78 00:03:28,768 --> 00:03:29,936 -Go home. -You have a meeting this weekend 79 00:03:29,969 --> 00:03:31,569 with restaurant union workers. 80 00:03:31,603 --> 00:03:33,072 I have to write those speeches. -Okay, 81 00:03:33,105 --> 00:03:34,639 we've seen the video. 82 00:03:34,673 --> 00:03:36,075 -There's a video? That's excellent news. 83 00:03:36,108 --> 00:03:38,177 Then you know that I was well within my rights. 84 00:03:38,210 --> 00:03:41,479 -Dorothy, no, you look like a complete psycho in that video. 85 00:03:41,513 --> 00:03:43,215 -I'm sorry, what person that changed the world 86 00:03:43,249 --> 00:03:45,217 ever didn't look like a psycho while they were doing it? 87 00:03:45,251 --> 00:03:46,819 The definition of being a psycho is 88 00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:48,087 that you don't fit with other people's norms. 89 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:49,088 The norms in this world right now 90 00:03:49,121 --> 00:03:50,655 are completely fabricated 91 00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:52,091 in order to hold us all down, 92 00:03:52,124 --> 00:03:53,793 so, if I look like a psycho in that video 93 00:03:53,826 --> 00:03:55,694 while I'm espousing my own beliefs, 94 00:03:55,728 --> 00:03:57,495 then I am proud of that video. 95 00:03:57,529 --> 00:03:59,631 What are you -- Wait, I'm sorry. -We can't let you in. 96 00:03:59,664 --> 00:04:00,866 Fiona said we can't. -I'm sorry. What are you doing? 97 00:04:00,900 --> 00:04:01,801 -Just -- -What do you mean? I'm sorry, 98 00:04:01,834 --> 00:04:03,535 what did Fiona say?! 99 00:04:03,568 --> 00:04:04,904 Guys, I hired you! 100 00:04:04,937 --> 00:04:05,972 I hired you! 101 00:04:10,242 --> 00:04:11,609 Scott! 102 00:04:11,643 --> 00:04:13,779 Scott! 103 00:04:13,813 --> 00:04:15,081 Scott! 104 00:04:15,114 --> 00:04:16,648 -Dorothy, Dorothy, I told you not to -- 105 00:04:16,681 --> 00:04:18,184 -Fiona, I don't want to talk to you right now. 106 00:04:18,217 --> 00:04:19,185 Fiona, I really don't want to talk to you right now. 107 00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:20,652 -What happened to your eye? 108 00:04:20,685 --> 00:04:21,519 Are you okay? -No, I'm not okay. 109 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:22,755 The cops tackled me! 110 00:04:22,788 --> 00:04:23,923 I was wearing a fucking cow mask! 111 00:04:23,956 --> 00:04:26,125 -Senator Powell knew it was you, 112 00:04:26,158 --> 00:04:27,559 okay? - Who cares? 113 00:04:27,592 --> 00:04:30,662 -You weren't like hidden, in disguise. 114 00:04:30,695 --> 00:04:32,898 Look, you need to go home and get some sleep 115 00:04:32,932 --> 00:04:35,134 and we will talk about this on Monday, please. 116 00:04:35,167 --> 00:04:37,003 -The world is melting down. 117 00:04:37,036 --> 00:04:38,838 We are burning down the only remaining resources 118 00:04:38,871 --> 00:04:40,940 actually standing between humanity and death 119 00:04:40,973 --> 00:04:43,743 and we're doing it to create space for fucking hamburgers 120 00:04:43,776 --> 00:04:45,244 in the day and age of Impossible meat. 121 00:04:45,277 --> 00:04:46,812 And, meanwhile, the starving people at our borders 122 00:04:46,846 --> 00:04:48,047 are being treated like animals. 123 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:50,615 I am not going to go home and hang out 124 00:04:50,648 --> 00:04:53,651 and like chill back and like rest. 125 00:04:53,685 --> 00:04:54,920 Please recycle this. 126 00:04:54,954 --> 00:04:56,756 -I'll still consult with you. 127 00:04:56,789 --> 00:04:58,290 I-I was going to keep you on payroll. 128 00:04:58,324 --> 00:04:59,557 -It's not enough, Scott! 129 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:00,893 I built this campaign with you! 130 00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:02,261 -I will recycle this! 131 00:05:02,294 --> 00:05:04,263 'Cause that's what people who care do! 132 00:05:04,296 --> 00:05:06,032 -They're calling you La Vaca Loca. 133 00:05:06,065 --> 00:05:07,665 -Who's "they"? -Shit, everyone? 134 00:05:07,699 --> 00:05:09,301 Breitbart started it. -That definitely means 135 00:05:09,335 --> 00:05:10,870 that Scott's not going to give me the recommendation I need 136 00:05:10,903 --> 00:05:12,338 to get another job this election cycle. 137 00:05:12,371 --> 00:05:14,273 -Just get a regular job and chill for a minute. 138 00:05:14,306 --> 00:05:15,775 -What the fuck are you talking about, 139 00:05:15,808 --> 00:05:17,109 "get a regular job and chill for a minute"? 140 00:05:17,143 --> 00:05:18,110 I don't even know how regular people 141 00:05:18,144 --> 00:05:19,745 are going to their regular jobs. 142 00:05:19,779 --> 00:05:21,313 They all just sit around kissing each others' asses 143 00:05:21,347 --> 00:05:23,215 in this state about how fucking great we are 144 00:05:23,249 --> 00:05:25,650 and doing absolutely nothing about it. 145 00:05:25,683 --> 00:05:26,318 I'm going to Texas. 146 00:05:26,352 --> 00:05:27,787 -Texas, bitch? 147 00:05:27,820 --> 00:05:29,155 You can't live with your grandfather. 148 00:05:29,188 --> 00:05:31,157 You hate him. Sounds like you're having 149 00:05:31,190 --> 00:05:32,858 an anxiety attack. -I'm not. 150 00:05:32,892 --> 00:05:34,760 I've never been more lucid. I'm going to go to Texas. 151 00:05:34,794 --> 00:05:36,128 Everything that's happening is happening there. 152 00:05:36,162 --> 00:05:38,297 There's some emergency money in the toilet. 153 00:05:38,330 --> 00:05:39,597 It'll be fine. 154 00:05:39,631 --> 00:05:41,167 I love you. -Love you-u-u. 155 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:42,301 -Bye. 156 00:05:42,334 --> 00:05:43,701 -Bye-e-e. 157 00:05:49,842 --> 00:05:51,609 -Agh! 158 00:05:55,181 --> 00:05:56,648 Please let me in. 159 00:07:31,343 --> 00:07:32,945 - Yeah, I'm coming. 160 00:07:49,195 --> 00:07:50,963 Dorothy. 161 00:07:50,996 --> 00:07:51,997 -Frank. 162 00:07:52,031 --> 00:07:54,466 -Still with the "Frank" shit. 163 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:55,801 Jesus Christ. 164 00:07:55,834 --> 00:07:57,937 What happened to your face? 165 00:07:57,970 --> 00:07:59,305 -Oh, I... 166 00:07:59,338 --> 00:08:01,240 hit it on a doorframe. -No, no, I'm talking 167 00:08:01,273 --> 00:08:03,075 about the nose. 168 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:05,110 -Um, I have a nose ring? 169 00:08:05,144 --> 00:08:07,079 -Oh, shit. -For a personal taste in style. 170 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:09,215 - See ya. 171 00:08:15,521 --> 00:08:16,755 That was just bullshit. 172 00:08:16,789 --> 00:08:18,457 Come on in. 173 00:08:18,490 --> 00:08:20,025 Come on in. 174 00:08:20,059 --> 00:08:23,195 When I ask you in, go, please. 175 00:08:23,229 --> 00:08:25,164 -I will walk into this house because I'm a co-owner 176 00:08:25,197 --> 00:08:26,799 of the house and I will walk in because I want to. 177 00:08:26,832 --> 00:08:28,400 -So you're walking in under protest, right? 178 00:08:28,434 --> 00:08:30,135 -I'm walking in -- -Okay. 179 00:08:30,169 --> 00:08:31,036 -Ugh! -I get it. 180 00:08:36,508 --> 00:08:39,445 I never thought I'd see you again. 181 00:08:39,478 --> 00:08:42,781 You know that? I didn't know whether you were even alive. 182 00:08:42,815 --> 00:08:44,116 -I feel like that's a little dramatic. 183 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:48,320 I was home like last year for your birthday. 184 00:08:48,354 --> 00:08:50,155 -That's a long time. 185 00:08:50,189 --> 00:08:52,858 And you remember what you did that day? 186 00:08:52,891 --> 00:08:55,261 You did your fucking laundry. 187 00:08:55,294 --> 00:08:56,428 -I call every Christmas. 188 00:08:56,462 --> 00:08:58,130 -You never leave your number. 189 00:08:58,163 --> 00:09:00,232 Your ID, it says "Unknown." 190 00:09:00,266 --> 00:09:02,434 -I'm just trying to be safe. It's really important not 191 00:09:02,468 --> 00:09:04,336 to have a digital thumbprint with this government... 192 00:09:04,370 --> 00:09:06,105 ...so I block my number. 193 00:09:06,138 --> 00:09:08,107 That's not funny. That's very scary, 194 00:09:08,140 --> 00:09:10,409 the amount of data that they're collecting on us. 195 00:09:10,442 --> 00:09:11,543 -Well, what else have you been doing 196 00:09:11,577 --> 00:09:13,479 besides criticizing America? 197 00:09:15,381 --> 00:09:18,884 Um, I'm not criticizing America. 198 00:09:18,917 --> 00:09:20,452 I've been trying to fix America. 199 00:09:20,486 --> 00:09:22,521 -I don't know what "health care voter" means, but -- 200 00:09:22,554 --> 00:09:24,223 -This is already really fun. 201 00:09:24,256 --> 00:09:27,526 I honestly haven't asked you for anything in a decade, 202 00:09:27,559 --> 00:09:30,596 so if I could just hang out here and, you know, 203 00:09:30,629 --> 00:09:33,232 use the half of the house that I technically own 204 00:09:33,265 --> 00:09:34,600 and have been basically loaning out to you -Hey. 205 00:09:34,633 --> 00:09:35,868 -for all these years. -Hey. Don't throw 206 00:09:35,901 --> 00:09:37,136 "technical" at me. I get it. 207 00:09:37,169 --> 00:09:39,605 I understand it, you know. 208 00:09:39,638 --> 00:09:41,473 You're welcome to stay here, you know. 209 00:09:41,507 --> 00:09:42,875 -Thanks for the invitation. -And, uh, 210 00:09:42,908 --> 00:09:45,077 incidentally, while you're here, 211 00:09:45,110 --> 00:09:46,912 if you're not going to call me Grandpa, 212 00:09:46,945 --> 00:09:49,081 then call me Mr. Goodwin. 213 00:09:49,114 --> 00:09:50,349 Don't call me Frank, 214 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:52,418 'cause only my friends call me Frank. 215 00:10:03,295 --> 00:10:05,431 Oh, brother. 216 00:10:05,464 --> 00:10:07,066 -Hey, thank you all for coming out 217 00:10:07,099 --> 00:10:08,233 to "Fox & Friends" so early in the morning. 218 00:10:08,267 --> 00:10:09,868 We love you. 219 00:10:09,902 --> 00:10:11,603 Back inside, Steve, Ainsley, and Brian. 220 00:10:11,637 --> 00:10:13,872 Happy book release, Brian Kilmeade! 221 00:10:46,705 --> 00:10:50,175 -♪ How can you see? ♪ 222 00:10:50,209 --> 00:10:52,911 ♪ Into my eyes? ♪ 223 00:10:52,945 --> 00:10:56,982 ♪ Like open doors ♪ 224 00:10:57,015 --> 00:11:00,219 ♪ Leading you down ♪ 225 00:11:00,252 --> 00:11:01,587 ♪ Into my core ♪ 226 00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:08,060 ♪ Where I've become so numb ♪ 227 00:11:08,093 --> 00:11:10,262 ♪ Without a soul ♪ 228 00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:12,965 -♪ Oh oh oh oh oh ♪ 229 00:11:12,998 --> 00:11:15,567 -♪ My spirit's sleeping ♪ 230 00:11:15,601 --> 00:11:18,270 ♪ Somewhere cold ♪ 231 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:21,407 ♪ Until you find it there ♪ 232 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:24,510 ♪ And lead it ♪ 233 00:11:24,543 --> 00:11:27,212 ♪ Back ♪ 234 00:11:27,246 --> 00:11:29,982 ♪ Home ♪ -♪ Wake me up ♪ 235 00:11:30,015 --> 00:11:32,217 - ♪ Wake me up inside ♪ - Pipe down up there! 236 00:11:32,251 --> 00:11:35,020 -♪ Wake me up inside ♪ -♪ Save me ♪ 237 00:11:35,053 --> 00:11:37,456 -You fucking pipe down -- -♪ Call my name and save me ♪ 238 00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:40,025 ♪ From the dark ♪ -♪ Wake me up ♪ 239 00:11:40,058 --> 00:11:42,227 -♪ Bid my blood to run ♪ -♪ I can't wake up ♪ 240 00:11:42,261 --> 00:11:43,662 ♪ Befo-- ♪ 241 00:11:58,277 --> 00:12:01,246 -♪ I have a hammer 242 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:05,083 ♪ It's heavy and strong 243 00:12:05,117 --> 00:12:06,718 ♪ One of us must be right 244 00:12:06,753 --> 00:12:10,055 ♪ And one of us wrong 245 00:12:10,088 --> 00:12:13,058 ♪ 'Cause there's a nose on the one side ♪ 246 00:12:13,091 --> 00:12:14,493 -Alright, Texas Democrats... -♪ And the other one 247 00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:15,694 ♪ Pries -...who needs Dorothy's help? 248 00:12:15,728 --> 00:12:17,663 "Think locally, act globally. 249 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:18,664 Think locally, act globally." 250 00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:21,066 This is why you came home. 251 00:12:21,099 --> 00:12:24,203 Okay. Sally Jensen? Okay. -♪ Yes, I have an ambivalent 252 00:12:24,236 --> 00:12:26,538 Ran three times, state legislature, 253 00:12:26,572 --> 00:12:29,007 hasn't won. You need my help for sure. 254 00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:30,476 -Hi, may I please speak with Sally Jensen's 255 00:12:30,509 --> 00:12:32,211 campaign manager? -♪ La da da da da 256 00:12:32,244 --> 00:12:33,479 -Yeah, I have years of experience 257 00:12:33,512 --> 00:12:35,748 as a speechwriter and, um, 258 00:12:35,782 --> 00:12:38,350 very, very, very passionate about this election cycle. 259 00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:39,685 -♪ I have a shotgun -I think it's so important. 260 00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:41,086 Oh, you already have a speechwriter. 261 00:12:41,119 --> 00:12:43,121 -♪ It's loaded and poised 262 00:12:43,155 --> 00:12:44,423 -Do you have a copywriter, or...? 263 00:12:44,456 --> 00:12:46,425 -♪ But I don't know where to aim ♪ 264 00:12:46,458 --> 00:12:48,227 ♪ Through all the noise -The president has begun 265 00:12:48,260 --> 00:12:50,062 a year-long process of pulling out 266 00:12:50,095 --> 00:12:52,231 of the Paris climate agree-- -Earlier today moving 267 00:12:52,264 --> 00:12:54,299 to outlaw climate rela-- -It's unbelievable. 268 00:12:54,333 --> 00:12:56,235 The world's burning down and he's changing -- 269 00:12:56,268 --> 00:12:58,738 -Beyond the Amazon, today we'll go to the Congo, 270 00:12:58,771 --> 00:13:00,639 where we'll learn that less funding goes 271 00:13:00,672 --> 00:13:02,307 into protecting the Congo rain-- 272 00:13:02,341 --> 00:13:04,443 -♪ Yes, I have 273 00:13:04,476 --> 00:13:06,411 ♪ An ambivalent shootin' machine ♪ 274 00:13:06,445 --> 00:13:09,281 ♪ As fickle as the hand that holds it ♪ 275 00:13:09,314 --> 00:13:10,516 ♪ And screams -I canvassed for him for Senate. 276 00:13:10,549 --> 00:13:12,184 I wept in the tub the night he lost, 277 00:13:12,217 --> 00:13:13,619 and I don't cry or take baths. 278 00:13:13,652 --> 00:13:16,221 I'd do anything to flip Texas blue in 2020. 279 00:13:16,255 --> 00:13:19,091 Democracy depends on it. -♪ La da da da da da 280 00:13:19,124 --> 00:13:20,559 -References? -♪ I have a bell 281 00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:22,327 -♪ I have a bell 282 00:13:22,361 --> 00:13:23,595 -♪ And I sound the alarm 283 00:13:23,629 --> 00:13:25,597 - What? I can't do this. 284 00:13:25,631 --> 00:13:27,734 -♪ To put up and put down and pray ♪ 285 00:13:27,767 --> 00:13:29,468 ♪ And raise your arms 286 00:13:29,501 --> 00:13:32,070 -Yep, yes, I-I agree. I think it's really important 287 00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:33,505 that we are all -- -Our volunteers 288 00:13:33,539 --> 00:13:35,307 -Mm-hmm. Yep. -are our lifeblood. 289 00:13:35,340 --> 00:13:36,675 -You know, we don't need you in the office until the 290 00:13:36,708 --> 00:13:38,410 new year. but we have a virtual -Yep. Yep. 291 00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:39,678 -weekly meeting, so, you'll want 292 00:13:39,711 --> 00:13:40,546 -Mm-hmm -to make sure you have 293 00:13:40,579 --> 00:13:42,314 strong Internet. 294 00:13:42,347 --> 00:13:43,850 -Wonderful. I'll see you Tuesday. 295 00:13:43,883 --> 00:13:45,350 Thank you so much, really. -As a reminder 296 00:13:45,384 --> 00:13:46,786 -Very excited, thank you. 297 00:13:46,819 --> 00:13:48,554 -we can't pay you. You'll get -Yep. Thank you. 298 00:13:48,587 --> 00:13:50,155 -a look ahead of our weekly -Thank you very much. 299 00:13:50,188 --> 00:13:51,758 -meeting this Tuesday. -First thing, yep. 300 00:13:51,791 --> 00:13:52,792 -So that should be it. Thank you for volunteering 301 00:13:52,825 --> 00:13:54,293 for Rexford for Senate. 302 00:13:54,326 --> 00:13:55,193 -Thank you, bye. -You have a good one. 303 00:14:04,837 --> 00:14:07,105 Stuffing fucking envelopes. 304 00:14:08,841 --> 00:14:11,109 I came home to stuff fucking envelopes. 305 00:14:13,245 --> 00:14:14,246 It's a start. 306 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:30,195 Why didn't I bring more weed? 307 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:49,715 Ugh! I'm coming! 308 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,457 I'm coming. 309 00:14:58,490 --> 00:14:59,558 What? I -- 310 00:14:59,591 --> 00:15:01,360 I didn't know you were here. 311 00:15:01,393 --> 00:15:02,729 -I'm always here. 312 00:15:02,762 --> 00:15:04,764 Does that bother you? 313 00:15:04,797 --> 00:15:06,365 -No, it's fine. -What are you looking for? 314 00:15:06,398 --> 00:15:08,735 I don't have anything in there. 315 00:15:08,768 --> 00:15:10,369 Dorothy. 316 00:15:10,402 --> 00:15:11,804 Hey! 317 00:15:11,838 --> 00:15:13,806 -Come on in. -Greta, hi. 318 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:14,907 -Come on down. 319 00:15:14,941 --> 00:15:16,174 Bring it in, bring it in. 320 00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:17,542 -Hey, Frank! 321 00:15:17,576 --> 00:15:19,746 -Do I rate a hi from Mae? This is my daughter Mae. 322 00:15:19,779 --> 00:15:21,513 Do I get a hi from Mae? 323 00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:22,447 -Hey, you. 324 00:15:22,481 --> 00:15:23,548 Mm. Nice to see you. 325 00:15:23,582 --> 00:15:24,851 Do you mind if I heat this up? 326 00:15:24,884 --> 00:15:27,619 -Mae, as in May Day. 327 00:15:27,653 --> 00:15:29,454 Come on. 328 00:15:29,488 --> 00:15:30,622 I'm not going to bite ya. 329 00:15:32,357 --> 00:15:34,593 -She's on -- doing a vow of silence, Frank, so, 330 00:15:34,626 --> 00:15:36,395 she's not saying a lot right now. 331 00:15:36,428 --> 00:15:37,329 Right, Mae-bird? 332 00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:40,900 Hey, Mae, honey, will you turn it down? 333 00:15:42,434 --> 00:15:44,569 -When Lois and I first met... 334 00:15:44,603 --> 00:15:46,538 -Mm-hmm. -...it was in the summer 335 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:47,974 and she and some friends 336 00:15:48,975 --> 00:15:51,944 had started a synchronized 337 00:15:51,978 --> 00:15:53,612 swimming club. 338 00:15:53,645 --> 00:15:55,915 -And this is before it was even an Olympic event. 339 00:15:55,948 --> 00:15:57,482 -Right. I love it. -Well. 340 00:15:57,516 --> 00:15:59,418 -Frank tells me so many stories about her 341 00:15:59,451 --> 00:16:02,922 and you must've just loved her, Dorothy, huh? 342 00:16:02,955 --> 00:16:04,690 -My grandmother? -Mm-hmm. 343 00:16:04,723 --> 00:16:07,225 -I never met her. She died before I was born. 344 00:16:07,259 --> 00:16:09,428 -Oh, right, yes. -Wow. 345 00:16:09,461 --> 00:16:10,696 -I-I think I knew that. 346 00:16:10,730 --> 00:16:12,431 -Tell a joke. 347 00:16:12,464 --> 00:16:14,466 -I can't think of a good one right now. 348 00:16:14,499 --> 00:16:15,768 -Want me to tell one? 349 00:16:15,802 --> 00:16:17,837 Jack and Jill went up the hill. -Okay. 350 00:16:17,870 --> 00:16:19,237 -They each had a dollar 351 00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:20,572 and a quarter. 352 00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,407 -Jill came down with 2 1/2. 353 00:16:22,441 --> 00:16:23,709 You think they went up for water? 354 00:16:26,979 --> 00:16:28,547 Frank, you're always -- 355 00:16:28,580 --> 00:16:31,984 -But that's okay for me, too, isn't it? 356 00:16:32,018 --> 00:16:34,653 Oh. 357 00:16:34,686 --> 00:16:37,456 -Dorothy, you look great, by the way. 358 00:16:37,489 --> 00:16:40,459 I haven't seen you. It's been so long. 359 00:16:40,492 --> 00:16:42,427 Oh, my gosh! It's so good to -- 360 00:16:42,461 --> 00:16:45,664 It's so good to see you. It's been like -- 361 00:16:45,697 --> 00:16:49,301 It's 10 years or something crazy? 362 00:16:49,334 --> 00:16:50,702 -Mm. 363 00:16:50,737 --> 00:16:52,337 -I think the last time I saw you 364 00:16:52,370 --> 00:16:54,673 was actually at, um, your dad's 365 00:16:54,706 --> 00:16:56,274 -Funeral. -...funeral, yeah. 366 00:16:56,308 --> 00:16:56,976 -Yeah. 367 00:16:59,812 --> 00:17:01,013 -Yeah. 368 00:17:01,047 --> 00:17:03,281 -I like your hair. -Thanks, Frank. 369 00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:05,383 Anyway -- -You know how Greta and I met? 370 00:17:05,417 --> 00:17:06,551 Church. -We met at church. 371 00:17:06,585 --> 00:17:07,954 -In church. -Oh, how nice. 372 00:17:07,987 --> 00:17:09,387 -I'm trying to drag him there. -And so we talked 373 00:17:09,421 --> 00:17:11,958 and she said, "How about a Sunday dinner?" 374 00:17:11,991 --> 00:17:13,592 Every other family 375 00:17:13,625 --> 00:17:15,660 went off together on Sunday, except me. 376 00:17:15,694 --> 00:17:16,929 I was alone. -Well, we have fun. 377 00:17:16,963 --> 00:17:18,363 -Yeah. -I'm alone half the time, too. 378 00:17:18,396 --> 00:17:20,032 It's so nice for Mae to have Frank. 379 00:17:20,066 --> 00:17:21,600 -How's Fisher? 380 00:17:21,633 --> 00:17:23,502 -He's good. 381 00:17:23,535 --> 00:17:24,402 -Huh? -Thanks for asking. 382 00:17:24,436 --> 00:17:26,072 He's good, he's good. 383 00:17:26,105 --> 00:17:28,040 He's good, thank you. 384 00:17:28,074 --> 00:17:30,475 I miss him, though. I miss him a lot. 385 00:17:30,509 --> 00:17:36,883 Uh, my husband, Fisher, is a -- he is on tour right now, so. 386 00:17:36,916 --> 00:17:38,450 He's -- -Fisher's a flag boy, right? 387 00:17:38,483 --> 00:17:40,318 -He flies a helicopter for the Army. 388 00:17:42,989 --> 00:17:44,489 -On Sundays, 389 00:17:44,523 --> 00:17:45,490 these son of a bitches, 390 00:17:45,524 --> 00:17:46,893 - telemarketers, 391 00:17:46,926 --> 00:17:48,928 and that doesn't bother me they call. 392 00:17:48,961 --> 00:17:50,930 How did they get my number? 393 00:17:50,963 --> 00:17:52,631 -You want me to get it, Frank? 394 00:17:52,664 --> 00:17:53,766 - I can also get it. 395 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:56,035 This is my house. -No, I'll get it. 396 00:17:56,068 --> 00:17:57,669 - Um -- 397 00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,371 -You go tell 'em. -That's part 398 00:17:59,404 --> 00:18:00,807 of the whole government protection thing 399 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,041 that I was talking to you about 400 00:18:02,074 --> 00:18:02,942 and why you don't want to give out 401 00:18:02,975 --> 00:18:04,977 all of your information. 402 00:18:05,011 --> 00:18:06,645 The government has 403 00:18:06,678 --> 00:18:07,947 too much information about us. 404 00:18:07,980 --> 00:18:10,348 - Are you still into politics? 405 00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:11,683 -Yep. -Homicide. 406 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:13,552 -I have a -- I have a job. 407 00:18:13,585 --> 00:18:15,054 I'm actually starting tomorrow. 408 00:18:15,087 --> 00:18:16,688 -Oh, that's exciting! -In Austin. 409 00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,423 -Oh, congrats! -Yeah. 410 00:18:18,456 --> 00:18:20,659 -What is it? -It's working for a -- 411 00:18:20,692 --> 00:18:22,094 a political campaign there. 412 00:18:22,128 --> 00:18:23,528 -Whose? -Pretty -- 413 00:18:23,562 --> 00:18:25,832 Pretty high-level, um, 414 00:18:25,865 --> 00:18:27,967 there, so. -Good for you. 415 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,036 -But, But, also, you know, on the other hand -- 416 00:18:30,069 --> 00:18:32,738 -Such a difference in people's lives. -I also write 417 00:18:32,772 --> 00:18:34,606 freelance stuff, so if you know anyone 418 00:18:34,639 --> 00:18:36,608 who's looking for -- -You were always such a good writer. 419 00:18:36,641 --> 00:18:38,543 Well, I work at the community center. 420 00:18:38,577 --> 00:18:39,846 But they're definitely not hiring 421 00:18:39,879 --> 00:18:41,713 because they can barely pay me. 422 00:18:41,747 --> 00:18:44,482 But you remember my godmother, Genie, 423 00:18:44,516 --> 00:18:45,684 from Greta's Guns and Ammo? 424 00:18:45,717 --> 00:18:47,485 You know -- You know Genie? -Mm-hmm. 425 00:18:47,519 --> 00:18:48,988 -She's the president of the Women's Chamber of Commerce, 426 00:18:49,021 --> 00:18:51,523 which is this amazing group of women that I work for. 427 00:18:51,556 --> 00:18:53,692 Anyway, it's a real welcoming, great group, 428 00:18:53,725 --> 00:18:55,027 and a lot of local businesses, 429 00:18:55,061 --> 00:18:57,629 and, you know, if you want to come, 430 00:18:57,662 --> 00:18:59,098 we have free lunch every Sunday. 431 00:19:02,935 --> 00:19:04,837 -Hmm. 432 00:19:04,871 --> 00:19:06,772 What time? 433 00:19:06,806 --> 00:19:08,440 -Who here thinks I color my hair? 434 00:19:08,473 --> 00:19:09,809 Don't answer that. 435 00:19:09,842 --> 00:19:12,111 But the fact that you don't know is a testament 436 00:19:12,144 --> 00:19:13,880 to my coloring style, okay? 437 00:19:13,913 --> 00:19:15,413 Now, we are having 438 00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:16,949 a cut and color special 439 00:19:16,983 --> 00:19:18,683 all the way through the weekend, 440 00:19:18,717 --> 00:19:21,120 in preparation for next week's dance 441 00:19:21,153 --> 00:19:22,687 at The Oaks in Schulenburg. 442 00:19:22,721 --> 00:19:23,990 And, y'all, it's beautiful up there. 443 00:19:24,023 --> 00:19:25,791 It's where I got married. 444 00:19:25,825 --> 00:19:29,896 And my son is playing bass in a musical trio, um, from -- 445 00:19:29,929 --> 00:19:31,197 from young musicians at the high school 446 00:19:31,230 --> 00:19:32,464 and it's going to be so much fun. 447 00:19:32,497 --> 00:19:33,665 He promises to get everybody up 448 00:19:33,698 --> 00:19:34,599 and dance on their feet 449 00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:35,467 and have a good time. 450 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:36,568 Okay, so, thanks, y'all. 451 00:19:36,601 --> 00:19:37,469 Thank you so much. 452 00:19:39,939 --> 00:19:42,842 -Thank you, Barbara, for this week's Spotlight on savings. 453 00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:48,513 And thank you, Rosa, for catering this event. 454 00:19:48,546 --> 00:19:50,850 - Ladies, try the tenderloin. 455 00:19:50,883 --> 00:19:52,651 It's got a little kick in the rub. 456 00:19:52,684 --> 00:19:54,153 Really good. 457 00:19:54,186 --> 00:19:57,089 -And this brings us to our keynote speaker. 458 00:19:57,123 --> 00:20:00,725 As you know, we don't involve ourselves directly in politics, 459 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,494 but these are special times. 460 00:20:02,527 --> 00:20:05,197 And, last week, we unanimously voted 461 00:20:05,231 --> 00:20:08,000 to endorse a spirited young man, 462 00:20:08,034 --> 00:20:10,069 a new voice for the Republican Party, 463 00:20:10,102 --> 00:20:13,205 a homegrown hero who's come back here 464 00:20:13,239 --> 00:20:16,208 to open a Ford dealership in this community 465 00:20:16,242 --> 00:20:17,542 with his father, 466 00:20:17,575 --> 00:20:19,011 Senator Hart. 467 00:20:19,045 --> 00:20:21,914 So, if you're still at the buffet table, come on in! 468 00:20:21,948 --> 00:20:24,817 You can bring your plate and give your complete attention 469 00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:26,685 to Brent Hart. 470 00:20:29,088 --> 00:20:30,222 -Thank you. 471 00:20:30,256 --> 00:20:31,757 Thank you, Genie. -Oh, I'm sorry. 472 00:20:31,791 --> 00:20:33,491 I'm so sorry. 473 00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:37,129 One more thing -- If you buy a truck from Hart Ford, 474 00:20:37,163 --> 00:20:39,031 you will get a half-price gun 475 00:20:39,065 --> 00:20:41,267 at Greta's Guns and Ammo -- that's my shop -- 476 00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:42,802 and I will keep that price 477 00:20:42,835 --> 00:20:44,502 straight through the primary, so. 478 00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:45,204 Don't tell corporate. -Don't tell corporate. 479 00:20:45,237 --> 00:20:46,638 -That's what he said. 480 00:20:46,671 --> 00:20:48,040 Brent Hart, everybody. 481 00:20:48,074 --> 00:20:50,142 Brent Hart. - Thank you so much. 482 00:20:50,176 --> 00:20:52,945 Yeah. I am proud to be running 483 00:20:52,979 --> 00:20:54,679 for state representative 484 00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:57,249 for the prettiest little district in all of Texas. 485 00:20:57,283 --> 00:20:58,751 - So hot. 486 00:21:06,125 --> 00:21:07,625 -Dorothy! Dorothy! 487 00:21:17,136 --> 00:21:19,005 -If you can dream it, 488 00:21:19,038 --> 00:21:20,538 well, then, you can sell it 489 00:21:20,572 --> 00:21:21,606 in Alabaster. 490 00:21:21,639 --> 00:21:22,808 Ain't that right? 491 00:21:22,842 --> 00:21:24,844 Thank you. 492 00:21:32,284 --> 00:21:35,021 - ♪ Who's got the heart? ♪ 493 00:21:35,054 --> 00:21:37,023 ♪ Who's got the plan? ♪ 494 00:21:37,056 --> 00:21:38,290 ♪ Who's got the soul ♪ 495 00:21:38,324 --> 00:21:40,592 ♪ Of a conservative man? ♪ 496 00:21:40,625 --> 00:21:42,594 ♪ It's Brent Hart ♪ 497 00:21:42,627 --> 00:21:44,696 - Drama of these impeachment hearings 498 00:21:44,730 --> 00:21:46,631 will draw viewers and change -The door is 499 00:21:46,664 --> 00:21:48,234 -minds across the aisle, but -- -a relic, ma'am. 500 00:21:50,668 --> 00:21:52,004 And so's that one. 501 00:21:52,038 --> 00:21:53,773 - I mean -- 502 00:21:53,806 --> 00:21:55,241 Hold on one second. 503 00:21:58,610 --> 00:21:59,879 Hi. Hi. -Baby? 504 00:21:59,912 --> 00:22:01,113 I sublet your room out for you. 505 00:22:01,147 --> 00:22:02,714 Only dude I could find fast enough 506 00:22:02,748 --> 00:22:05,617 has "Con Air" Steve Buscemi vibes, but, uh, 507 00:22:05,650 --> 00:22:07,719 he paid in cash and you don't have any valuables, so. 508 00:22:09,221 --> 00:22:10,122 -Are you running? 509 00:22:10,156 --> 00:22:11,824 -Do you remember Brent? 510 00:22:11,857 --> 00:22:14,026 -Your high school bully? 511 00:22:14,060 --> 00:22:16,729 -Disney prince test tube baby from hell! 512 00:22:16,762 --> 00:22:18,097 He's running for state legislature. 513 00:22:18,130 --> 00:22:19,631 -Just come home. You know, they really 514 00:22:19,664 --> 00:22:20,733 shouldn't have fired you. 515 00:22:20,766 --> 00:22:22,134 You can file and unemployment 516 00:22:22,168 --> 00:22:23,635 should kick in. -Fuck that! I did not get fired! 517 00:22:23,668 --> 00:22:24,904 I fucking left that job on principle! 518 00:22:24,937 --> 00:22:25,805 -Oh. 519 00:22:25,838 --> 00:22:27,206 So you quit. 520 00:22:27,239 --> 00:22:28,207 I see. 521 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:29,909 He said he just let you go. 522 00:22:29,942 --> 00:22:31,077 -Oh, my God, the woman who is running against him 523 00:22:31,110 --> 00:22:32,144 has run and lost three times. 524 00:22:32,178 --> 00:22:33,079 She'll never beat him. 525 00:22:33,112 --> 00:22:34,113 -Beat who? 526 00:22:34,146 --> 00:22:36,082 -Brent! A Democrat 527 00:22:36,115 --> 00:22:38,017 has never won. Never, not a single time. 528 00:22:38,050 --> 00:22:40,152 Everyone is Republican here. I thought I was a Republican 529 00:22:40,186 --> 00:22:41,887 when I lived here. It's like the conservative 530 00:22:41,921 --> 00:22:43,823 fucking twilight zone and something bad is happening 531 00:22:43,856 --> 00:22:44,957 down here, Glenn, really fucking bad. 532 00:22:46,125 --> 00:22:47,126 I bet he has ICE gear. 533 00:22:47,159 --> 00:22:48,360 I bet he works out in it. 534 00:22:48,394 --> 00:22:50,229 I bet he has workout photos in it. 535 00:22:50,262 --> 00:22:52,630 -Just come home. You're delaying the inevitable. 536 00:22:52,664 --> 00:22:53,799 -Delay? 537 00:22:53,833 --> 00:22:55,000 Delay. 538 00:22:56,836 --> 00:22:57,870 Tom DeLay. 539 00:22:57,903 --> 00:22:59,839 -What? 540 00:22:59,872 --> 00:23:02,174 -Tom DeLay. Tom DeLay. 541 00:23:02,208 --> 00:23:03,742 -Okay, babe, just calm down, 542 00:23:03,776 --> 00:23:06,112 breathe, and I'll call you tomorrow, okay? 543 00:23:06,145 --> 00:23:08,380 -Tom DeLay. -Are you okay? 544 00:23:08,414 --> 00:23:10,116 Hello? 545 00:23:10,149 --> 00:23:11,716 -Care most about -Dorothy! 546 00:23:11,750 --> 00:23:12,885 -and that affect their lives -We should tell. 547 00:23:12,918 --> 00:23:13,886 -every day. -Hey, yeah, yeah. 548 00:23:13,919 --> 00:23:14,920 I love you. -And not 549 00:23:14,954 --> 00:23:16,789 a campaign focused solely 550 00:23:16,822 --> 00:23:18,190 as a referendum on me. -So... 551 00:23:18,224 --> 00:23:20,192 -So today I am announcing 552 00:23:20,226 --> 00:23:22,328 my intention to resign my seat in the House. 553 00:23:22,361 --> 00:23:24,330 -When a candidate withdraws their name 554 00:23:24,363 --> 00:23:26,198 from the ballot in Texas, 555 00:23:26,232 --> 00:23:28,267 then that means no candidate -- 556 00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:29,835 in this case, no Republican -- 557 00:23:29,869 --> 00:23:32,037 would be on the ballot at all. 558 00:23:32,071 --> 00:23:33,906 -And, as we know, Mr. Lampson lost the seat 559 00:23:33,939 --> 00:23:36,408 after redistricting. So, what issues? 560 00:23:36,442 --> 00:23:39,311 -Shit, shit. Shit! -It remains a Republican-leaning district. 561 00:23:39,345 --> 00:23:41,113 Yes! Holy shit! -But it has become 562 00:23:41,147 --> 00:23:42,915 eminently more winnable 563 00:23:42,948 --> 00:23:45,084 -for him. -Okay, so Tom DeLay dropped out 564 00:23:45,117 --> 00:23:47,153 and they couldn't nominate another Republican. 565 00:23:47,186 --> 00:23:48,821 A Democrat won. 566 00:23:48,854 --> 00:23:50,422 That's really what happened. 567 00:23:50,456 --> 00:23:52,858 So, if a candidate is nominated in the primary 568 00:23:52,892 --> 00:23:54,960 and then drops their nomination, 569 00:23:54,994 --> 00:23:58,097 that candidate's side can't nominate a new candidate 570 00:23:58,130 --> 00:23:59,865 and the other side pretty much automatically wins. 571 00:23:59,899 --> 00:24:02,001 So, if I want to beat Brent, I just have to 572 00:24:02,034 --> 00:24:03,769 get a Republican to beat him and then drop out. 573 00:24:23,022 --> 00:24:26,225 -♪ Ooh ooh 574 00:24:26,258 --> 00:24:29,962 -♪ Oh oh 575 00:24:29,995 --> 00:24:32,198 -I beat Brent in the Republican primary, 576 00:24:32,231 --> 00:24:33,299 I drop out, 577 00:24:33,332 --> 00:24:34,867 Sally wins. 578 00:24:34,900 --> 00:24:37,203 Holy shit. -♪ Oh oh oh 579 00:24:37,236 --> 00:24:38,837 -Holy shit. 580 00:24:38,871 --> 00:24:40,005 Okay. 581 00:24:42,241 --> 00:24:43,409 Oh, my God, what? 582 00:24:43,442 --> 00:24:45,344 How do I have nothing -- 583 00:24:57,456 --> 00:24:59,925 Okay, I'll never tell a real lie. 584 00:24:59,959 --> 00:25:02,294 As long as I don't lie, it's fine. 585 00:25:02,328 --> 00:25:04,363 My platform will be... 586 00:25:04,396 --> 00:25:06,265 Hi, I'm Dorothy Goodwin. If you have some time 587 00:25:06,298 --> 00:25:07,533 for personal liberties today. 588 00:25:07,566 --> 00:25:09,034 Some people say illegalize tobacco, 589 00:25:09,068 --> 00:25:10,903 but I say legalize everything. 590 00:25:10,936 --> 00:25:13,239 -Who says illegalize tobacco? 591 00:25:15,541 --> 00:25:17,876 -I'm a Democrat. 592 00:25:17,910 --> 00:25:19,979 -I am -- -Honestly, I'm registered 593 00:25:20,012 --> 00:25:21,780 in California, anyway. -Do you think your mom 594 00:25:21,814 --> 00:25:23,015 would be -- -No, she would not. 595 00:25:23,048 --> 00:25:24,383 -♪ La la la la -♪ Ooh! 596 00:25:24,416 --> 00:25:26,885 -♪ La la la la, la la la 597 00:25:26,919 --> 00:25:29,255 ♪ La la la la, la la la la 598 00:25:29,288 --> 00:25:31,323 ♪ La la la la, la la la -Thank you. Thank you very much. 599 00:25:31,357 --> 00:25:32,491 Yes. 600 00:25:32,524 --> 00:25:34,493 Jesus is... 601 00:25:34,526 --> 00:25:36,428 Jesus. 602 00:25:36,462 --> 00:25:37,329 Are you -- 603 00:26:22,141 --> 00:26:24,176 -They put that up a few years ago. 604 00:26:24,209 --> 00:26:25,511 I tried to find you on Facebook, 605 00:26:25,544 --> 00:26:28,580 but you're actually really hard to find. 606 00:26:28,614 --> 00:26:30,215 Hey, do you have five minutes? 607 00:26:33,652 --> 00:26:35,321 There's something that I really want to show you. 608 00:26:38,290 --> 00:26:39,992 -I really -- I just need to 609 00:26:40,025 --> 00:26:41,860 get back out there and -- -No. No, no, no, just give me 610 00:26:41,894 --> 00:26:43,962 a second, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Um, 611 00:26:43,996 --> 00:26:45,998 I swear I'm like -- I'm actually losing my mind. 612 00:26:46,031 --> 00:26:48,100 I just had these and I think Cheryl moved them again 613 00:26:48,133 --> 00:26:49,301 and I'm like, "Where did you put these? 614 00:26:49,335 --> 00:26:52,137 Stop moving stuff everywhere." 615 00:26:52,171 --> 00:26:54,006 Aah! What are you looking at? 616 00:26:54,039 --> 00:26:57,009 -Oh, nothing, just -- -Oh, look at you! 617 00:26:57,042 --> 00:26:59,144 Oh, my gosh, you're -- you were so cute. 618 00:26:59,178 --> 00:27:01,046 You were like all about Alexander Hamilton 619 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,082 before anyone else was. 620 00:27:03,115 --> 00:27:04,917 -Yep. We were all wrong. 621 00:27:04,950 --> 00:27:06,385 He was actually a complete hypocrite. 622 00:27:06,418 --> 00:27:08,153 -I found them! 623 00:27:08,187 --> 00:27:10,122 Yes! Oh! 624 00:27:10,155 --> 00:27:12,358 So, we had to recatalog everything recently 625 00:27:12,391 --> 00:27:15,227 and I came across this and I got such a kick out of it. 626 00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:16,528 It brought all the memories back 627 00:27:16,562 --> 00:27:19,598 and I was like, "I have to show Dorothy!" 628 00:27:19,631 --> 00:27:21,500 "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz" was the last play you did, 629 00:27:21,533 --> 00:27:22,935 right, in school? 630 00:27:22,968 --> 00:27:24,169 -Yeah. 631 00:27:24,203 --> 00:27:26,271 -Oh, I'm so excited to show you this! 632 00:27:26,305 --> 00:27:28,240 Some of these are so cute! 633 00:27:31,110 --> 00:27:32,978 Look! 634 00:27:33,011 --> 00:27:35,047 Sit. 635 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:36,615 -Okay. -Look at this! 636 00:27:36,648 --> 00:27:37,983 Look at you. 637 00:27:38,016 --> 00:27:40,152 -There I am. -Oh, my gosh. 638 00:27:40,185 --> 00:27:41,620 Oh, we had so much fun. 639 00:27:41,653 --> 00:27:43,055 Aww, I was so jealous 640 00:27:43,088 --> 00:27:44,623 that you were the Wicked Witch. 641 00:27:44,656 --> 00:27:46,125 -Ugh! -I was. I hated playing Dorothy. 642 00:27:46,158 --> 00:27:47,526 She was so boring. 643 00:27:47,559 --> 00:27:48,961 She just kind of walked around with this like 644 00:27:48,994 --> 00:27:50,662 stunned look on her face, you know? 645 00:27:50,696 --> 00:27:52,664 -You were really good at it, so. 646 00:27:52,698 --> 00:27:54,967 -Are you being sarcastic? 647 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,368 -No, I was honestly being sincere. I mean, 648 00:27:56,402 --> 00:27:57,603 you were the lead every year, so you were 649 00:27:57,636 --> 00:27:59,138 very good at playing ingenues. 650 00:27:59,171 --> 00:28:00,506 -Why did you quit the musicals? 651 00:28:00,539 --> 00:28:02,207 You were so good. -Thanks. 652 00:28:02,241 --> 00:28:05,043 -Your dad -- Oh, my gosh. 653 00:28:05,077 --> 00:28:07,379 Look, he looks so happy. 654 00:28:07,413 --> 00:28:10,082 -Mm-hmm. He looks really happy. -I noticed that y'all 655 00:28:10,115 --> 00:28:11,483 don't have that many photos of him in the house, 656 00:28:11,517 --> 00:28:13,018 so I want you to have this. 657 00:28:13,051 --> 00:28:14,420 -Um, no, I don't -- I'm good, thank you. 658 00:28:14,453 --> 00:28:16,155 -Come on, it's fine. I won't get in trouble. 659 00:28:16,188 --> 00:28:17,689 Don't worry about it. -Okay, I don't really want it. 660 00:28:17,723 --> 00:28:19,258 -There are so many photos of him in there and you can -- 661 00:28:19,291 --> 00:28:20,659 you can cut them out. Put it in your backpack. 662 00:28:20,692 --> 00:28:22,327 -Okay, I really appreciate it. 663 00:28:22,361 --> 00:28:24,096 Thank you so much. I just -- I'm going to be home 664 00:28:24,129 --> 00:28:25,330 for a little while and it would really help me if, 665 00:28:25,364 --> 00:28:26,698 every single time we saw each other, 666 00:28:26,733 --> 00:28:29,001 you didn't bring up my dad because it just 667 00:28:29,034 --> 00:28:31,103 makes it really hard for me to, you know. 668 00:28:31,136 --> 00:28:32,704 -Yeah. Well, I'm so sorry. 669 00:28:32,739 --> 00:28:34,306 -No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. -I just thought you might want 670 00:28:34,339 --> 00:28:35,607 to have that and then -- That was 671 00:28:35,641 --> 00:28:37,042 completely insensitive of me. 672 00:28:37,075 --> 00:28:38,544 -It's fine, it's fine, thank you. 673 00:28:38,577 --> 00:28:39,678 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 674 00:28:39,711 --> 00:28:42,581 It's a very nice gesture and -- 675 00:28:42,614 --> 00:28:44,249 I'm just hot, you know? 676 00:28:44,283 --> 00:28:46,318 And I've just been walking around all day and I'm -- 677 00:28:46,351 --> 00:28:47,553 I'm sorry. -Sometimes I come on 678 00:28:47,586 --> 00:28:50,255 a little strong. 679 00:28:50,289 --> 00:28:51,657 It's nothing. It's nothing. -"Dorothy Goodwin 680 00:28:51,690 --> 00:28:53,625 for individual liberties is running 681 00:28:53,659 --> 00:28:57,162 for state legisla--" 682 00:28:57,196 --> 00:28:59,998 Oh, my God, are you running against Brent? 683 00:29:01,734 --> 00:29:03,302 -Yeah, I am. 684 00:29:03,335 --> 00:29:05,637 Shut up! 685 00:29:05,671 --> 00:29:07,139 -I mean, do you remember Brent? 686 00:29:07,172 --> 00:29:08,674 He's... 687 00:29:08,707 --> 00:29:10,375 You want to take a trip down 688 00:29:10,409 --> 00:29:11,778 yearbook memory lane? -Of course I remember Brent. 689 00:29:11,811 --> 00:29:12,978 -He's this guy... 690 00:29:16,148 --> 00:29:18,350 That was his senior quote, but, you know, 691 00:29:18,383 --> 00:29:20,152 I know that he's your guy, so. -No, he's not. 692 00:29:20,185 --> 00:29:21,520 I 100% agree with you. 693 00:29:22,387 --> 00:29:24,523 - You don't have to just say that. 694 00:29:24,556 --> 00:29:25,691 Keep your voice down. I don't want anyone 695 00:29:25,724 --> 00:29:27,125 hearing any of this. 696 00:29:27,159 --> 00:29:28,093 Do you know what they're planning 697 00:29:28,126 --> 00:29:30,195 on doing to this building? 698 00:29:30,229 --> 00:29:32,164 -No. -Ripping it down, 699 00:29:32,197 --> 00:29:33,599 so that they can put up a Ford dealership 700 00:29:33,632 --> 00:29:35,300 that his daddy wants him to run. 701 00:29:35,334 --> 00:29:37,469 -That's why the franchise deregulation. 702 00:29:37,503 --> 00:29:39,338 Of course. Jesus. 703 00:29:39,371 --> 00:29:41,206 That's not even capitalism. That's oligarchy. 704 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:43,141 -They say that they're going to build a new one 705 00:29:43,175 --> 00:29:45,344 and it's going to be super state-of-the-art and modern 706 00:29:45,377 --> 00:29:47,079 and beautiful and so it's just whatever. 707 00:29:47,112 --> 00:29:48,580 -They're not going to build a new community center. 708 00:29:48,614 --> 00:29:50,315 They have no incentive to do that. They don't think 709 00:29:50,349 --> 00:29:51,751 about anybody but themselves. That's how this works. 710 00:29:51,784 --> 00:29:53,485 They just don't care about anybody else. 711 00:29:53,519 --> 00:29:54,686 And what do you mean, whatever? There's an election 712 00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:55,687 coming up. There's actually a chance 713 00:29:55,721 --> 00:29:57,222 to do something about this. 714 00:29:57,256 --> 00:29:58,524 -Yeah. -How do you know all this? 715 00:29:58,557 --> 00:29:59,625 -Because my friend Marcie works 716 00:29:59,658 --> 00:30:01,093 at the county permitting office 717 00:30:01,126 --> 00:30:03,328 and she's a real gossip. 718 00:30:07,266 --> 00:30:08,133 -Well. 719 00:30:10,602 --> 00:30:11,603 Thanks for the photos. 720 00:30:11,637 --> 00:30:14,106 I'm sorry for getting heated. 721 00:30:14,139 --> 00:30:16,174 So we'll see you 722 00:30:16,208 --> 00:30:17,409 Sunday for dinner? 723 00:30:17,442 --> 00:30:19,846 Is that like a weekly thing, or...? 724 00:30:19,879 --> 00:30:21,413 -You wouldn't change this place? 725 00:30:23,181 --> 00:30:25,551 -I mean, I think it could use new carpeting 726 00:30:25,584 --> 00:30:27,252 and a fresh coat of paint, but I definitely wouldn't 727 00:30:27,286 --> 00:30:29,388 turn it into a Ford dealership. 728 00:30:29,421 --> 00:30:32,724 -Don't hate me for suggesting this, but I have an idea. 729 00:30:32,759 --> 00:30:35,627 Do you happen to own anything that's a little bit more... 730 00:30:35,661 --> 00:30:36,662 feminine? 731 00:30:41,433 --> 00:30:43,268 - Feminine, feminine, 732 00:30:43,302 --> 00:30:44,303 feminine, feminine. 733 00:30:44,336 --> 00:30:46,572 Feminine, feminine, feminine. 734 00:30:58,483 --> 00:31:00,152 Feminine. 735 00:31:00,185 --> 00:31:01,821 - Smile. 736 00:31:01,854 --> 00:31:03,188 Hi, Kelsey! 737 00:31:03,221 --> 00:31:05,724 Hey, Elsa. How y'all doing? 738 00:31:05,758 --> 00:31:06,759 Hi, ladies. 739 00:31:35,654 --> 00:31:38,290 -I'm so sorry. 740 00:31:38,323 --> 00:31:40,359 Genie just said -- -That I don't know anyone 741 00:31:40,392 --> 00:31:42,628 and it made no sense. -Okay, to be fair, 742 00:31:42,661 --> 00:31:45,530 it sounds like you asked for help and she tried. 743 00:31:45,564 --> 00:31:47,332 -Oh, hell no. I'm sorry, that dumb bitch 744 00:31:47,366 --> 00:31:48,700 has been a dumb bitch since elementary school. 745 00:31:48,735 --> 00:31:49,701 She fucking set me up. 746 00:31:49,736 --> 00:31:51,303 We were friends in middle school 747 00:31:51,336 --> 00:31:52,772 and she's done this before! 748 00:31:52,805 --> 00:31:54,272 She's probably over there laughing about it 749 00:31:54,306 --> 00:31:55,340 over fucking sweet tea right now, 750 00:31:55,374 --> 00:31:56,708 or whatever the hell they drink. 751 00:31:56,743 --> 00:31:59,478 -Adults don't do that. -Adults fucking 752 00:31:59,511 --> 00:32:01,346 drive drunk and watch MMA. 753 00:32:01,380 --> 00:32:02,714 Don't tell me what adults do. 754 00:32:02,749 --> 00:32:04,516 -Well, you FaceTime while driving. 755 00:32:04,549 --> 00:32:06,685 -You're in the cradle. -You split from that small town 756 00:32:06,718 --> 00:32:09,388 like over a decade ago and you're not Republican. 757 00:32:09,421 --> 00:32:10,757 I think it's fair to suggest 758 00:32:10,790 --> 00:32:13,659 that you're an unlikely candidate. 759 00:32:13,692 --> 00:32:15,928 -Okay, I'd just like to say that I think, at this point, 760 00:32:15,962 --> 00:32:17,396 we've kind of jumped the shark 761 00:32:17,429 --> 00:32:18,664 on the whole likely candidate thing. 762 00:32:18,697 --> 00:32:20,232 Our president's literally the laughingstock 763 00:32:20,265 --> 00:32:20,933 of mainstream media. 764 00:32:20,967 --> 00:32:22,534 It's why he's famous. 765 00:32:22,567 --> 00:32:24,202 -Mark my words -- a KarJenner may be 766 00:32:24,236 --> 00:32:25,671 in the White House in the next three terms. 767 00:32:25,704 --> 00:32:27,840 Please, God, Kim, not Kanye. 768 00:32:27,874 --> 00:32:29,474 -I'm sorry, that is actually insane. 769 00:32:29,508 --> 00:32:30,642 The solution to a reality star is not 770 00:32:30,676 --> 00:32:31,944 another fucking reality star. 771 00:32:31,978 --> 00:32:33,412 That is so insane, it's actually absurdist, 772 00:32:33,445 --> 00:32:34,847 and absurdism makes me wants to die. 773 00:32:34,881 --> 00:32:36,615 "Waiting for Godot" is my least favorite play. 774 00:32:36,648 --> 00:32:38,550 I promised myself that, if it ever got to this place 775 00:32:38,583 --> 00:32:40,485 in this country, I would move and go to the Peace Corps. 776 00:32:40,519 --> 00:32:41,988 But honestly, at this point, Texas seems like 777 00:32:42,021 --> 00:32:43,588 it needs the Peace Corps more than anyplace else, 778 00:32:43,622 --> 00:32:45,290 so I don't even know what to fucking do anymore. 779 00:32:45,323 --> 00:32:46,959 -What you're talking about is AmeriCorps. 780 00:32:46,993 --> 00:32:48,560 Someone's behind you, trying to get in the freezer. 781 00:32:48,593 --> 00:32:49,695 -I don't give a shit. They can fucking wait. 782 00:32:50,963 --> 00:32:52,664 Do not touch me! -Is that a gun? 783 00:32:52,698 --> 00:32:53,966 Dorothy, it's a gun! 784 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,369 Aaaaaaah! -Aaaaaaah! 785 00:32:57,402 --> 00:32:58,905 - Stop! Run! 786 00:32:58,938 --> 00:33:00,639 -Aaaaah! 787 00:33:00,672 --> 00:33:01,908 What the hell type of people 788 00:33:01,941 --> 00:33:03,976 try to rob a pregnant woman? 789 00:33:04,010 --> 00:33:05,510 -Do you know what day it is today? 790 00:33:05,544 --> 00:33:06,478 -Happy. 791 00:33:06,511 --> 00:33:08,447 Hap-- 792 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,649 I don't remember. 793 00:33:10,682 --> 00:33:11,984 Um, it's a weekday. 794 00:33:12,018 --> 00:33:13,953 -Okay. -Um, I was just -- 795 00:33:13,986 --> 00:33:15,988 I was visiting home, so I just don't remember generally. 796 00:33:16,022 --> 00:33:17,689 It's not like I don't remember 'cause I'm in shock. 797 00:33:17,723 --> 00:33:19,926 I just -- I'm -- I just am 798 00:33:19,959 --> 00:33:22,360 between jobs right now and I was on my way 799 00:33:22,394 --> 00:33:23,930 to get it down today. 800 00:33:23,963 --> 00:33:26,331 Um, is everyone else okay? 801 00:33:26,364 --> 00:33:28,000 Everyone's fine, ma'am. 802 00:33:28,034 --> 00:33:30,435 -Do you know who the president of the United States is? 803 00:33:31,670 --> 00:33:33,740 4, 3, 2, 1. 804 00:33:33,773 --> 00:33:35,507 Hello, I'm Victoria Upson 805 00:33:35,540 --> 00:33:36,809 on location in Alabaster, 806 00:33:36,843 --> 00:33:39,879 in Paula County, for PJTX at Noon. 807 00:33:39,912 --> 00:33:42,447 In breaking news, we are at the Kwik and Serv 808 00:33:42,481 --> 00:33:44,016 with Dorothy Goodwin, 809 00:33:44,050 --> 00:33:46,919 who is being hailed as a hero today! 810 00:33:46,953 --> 00:33:49,856 Witnesses are saying that she saved 12 people's lives, 811 00:33:49,889 --> 00:33:53,558 including that of pregnant owner Eloise Fincher herself, 812 00:33:53,592 --> 00:33:56,896 by disarming two masked gunmen with intent to burgle. 813 00:33:56,929 --> 00:33:58,563 Dorothy. -Oh. 814 00:33:58,597 --> 00:34:00,298 -Ma'am, ma'am, you can't be in the truck. 815 00:34:00,332 --> 00:34:01,633 -Dorothy, what is the last thing you remember 816 00:34:01,666 --> 00:34:03,069 before you took the guns? 817 00:34:03,102 --> 00:34:04,937 -Um, I -- 818 00:34:04,971 --> 00:34:07,305 -Hi, Mae-bird. -And I was trying to get 819 00:34:07,339 --> 00:34:09,441 a coconut water and then... -What y'all watching? 820 00:34:09,474 --> 00:34:10,977 when it went off, it -- I hurt my hand. 821 00:34:11,010 --> 00:34:13,780 -People are calling your actions heroic. 822 00:34:13,813 --> 00:34:16,314 -Oh, my good. -Do you agree? -I just did 823 00:34:16,348 --> 00:34:17,516 what any good person would do -Lord. 824 00:34:17,549 --> 00:34:18,851 -and I -- I just did 825 00:34:18,885 --> 00:34:20,452 the best I could to stop the attack! 826 00:34:20,485 --> 00:34:21,821 -Spoken like a mother 827 00:34:21,854 --> 00:34:25,024 who just lifted the car off her two kids. 828 00:34:25,057 --> 00:34:27,659 True courage was shown here today. 829 00:34:27,692 --> 00:34:29,528 A true hometown hero. 830 00:34:29,561 --> 00:34:30,830 -Um, hi. 831 00:34:30,863 --> 00:34:33,632 Uh, I -- Um, yes. 832 00:34:33,665 --> 00:34:35,835 Um, if I have courage, it's the same courage 833 00:34:35,868 --> 00:34:38,637 I hope to bring to my campaign for state legislature. 834 00:34:38,670 --> 00:34:40,372 -Oh, my -- Hey, Carla... -Dorothy Goodwin 835 00:34:40,405 --> 00:34:41,808 -I-I-I got to go. Do you mind -- -for state legislature. 836 00:34:41,841 --> 00:34:43,441 We'll be back in a few moments -Thank you. 837 00:34:43,475 --> 00:34:44,709 with the convenience -I love you. I'll be back 838 00:34:44,744 --> 00:34:45,610 -store hero. -in a couple hours. 839 00:34:45,644 --> 00:34:46,779 I love you, Mae! 840 00:34:47,847 --> 00:34:48,881 -You heard it here first. 841 00:34:56,388 --> 00:34:58,925 -Vicky! 842 00:34:58,958 --> 00:35:00,092 Hey! 843 00:35:00,126 --> 00:35:01,459 Are you okay? -Did you see it? 844 00:35:01,493 --> 00:35:02,995 -Yes! Are you okay? -I'm fine. 845 00:35:03,029 --> 00:35:04,362 -Is everyone okay? -Yeah, she just -- 846 00:35:04,396 --> 00:35:05,597 she hurt her hand. -Oh, my God! 847 00:35:05,630 --> 00:35:07,133 How the hell did you get here so fast? 848 00:35:07,166 --> 00:35:09,568 -I made Jeremy get me a police radio for the van. 849 00:35:09,601 --> 00:35:11,603 If this doesn't get me the Sunday morning spot -- 850 00:35:12,872 --> 00:35:13,906 -Jeremy? 851 00:35:13,940 --> 00:35:14,841 Pick it up. I love you. 852 00:35:14,874 --> 00:35:15,775 I'm glad you're okay. 853 00:35:18,144 --> 00:35:18,978 -Hi! 854 00:35:19,011 --> 00:35:21,147 -Dorothy! Hey! 855 00:35:21,180 --> 00:35:23,783 -No, Geraldine cannot have gluten. 856 00:35:23,816 --> 00:35:25,151 -Are you okay? -Yeah, what are you doing here? 857 00:35:25,184 --> 00:35:26,986 -Oh, girl, I feel so bad about this morning. 858 00:35:27,019 --> 00:35:28,955 I'm so sorry about that. I've really been, like, 859 00:35:28,988 --> 00:35:30,823 feeling sick about it all day. -It's really fine. 860 00:35:30,857 --> 00:35:32,424 Is that Vicky from high school? 861 00:35:32,457 --> 00:35:34,126 You guys are friends? -Yes, she's my godsister. 862 00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:35,694 -Of course, you know everyone. Is -- 863 00:35:35,728 --> 00:35:36,996 Did you hear anything over there about -- 864 00:35:37,029 --> 00:35:38,430 Is she -- She just seems really upset. 865 00:35:38,463 --> 00:35:39,832 Is it anything about my -- -What? 866 00:35:39,866 --> 00:35:41,433 No, no, no, she's going through a messy divorce. 867 00:35:41,466 --> 00:35:42,601 It's totally fine. -Okay, sorry. 868 00:35:42,634 --> 00:35:44,436 -Yeah, it's fine. I have an idea. 869 00:35:44,469 --> 00:35:45,738 I've been thinking about it all morning. 870 00:35:45,771 --> 00:35:47,439 Oh, my God, by the way, I saw you on TV! 871 00:35:47,472 --> 00:35:49,742 It was so badass! It was like the coolest thing. 872 00:35:49,775 --> 00:35:51,010 -Thanks. -Are you okay? 873 00:35:51,043 --> 00:35:52,778 Are you sure you're okay? -I'm really fine. 874 00:35:52,812 --> 00:35:54,412 I'm really, really fine. 875 00:35:54,446 --> 00:35:55,915 -Okay, because I've been thinking I would vote you, 876 00:35:55,948 --> 00:35:57,716 and I really think a lot of people in this town would, 877 00:35:57,750 --> 00:35:58,818 and I -- -Look, I really appreciate that. 878 00:35:58,851 --> 00:36:00,518 Thank you so much for the support. 879 00:36:00,552 --> 00:36:02,088 It's just -- you know, you really don't owe me anything 880 00:36:02,121 --> 00:36:03,823 just 'cause we were friends in middle school, and I -- 881 00:36:03,856 --> 00:36:05,157 I'm sorry, I know that sounds snarky. 882 00:36:05,191 --> 00:36:06,826 I'm just in a rush to get back on camera, 883 00:36:06,859 --> 00:36:08,194 but, really, you just don't, and that's totally fine. 884 00:36:08,227 --> 00:36:09,661 But just, you know -- -But I have an idea. 885 00:36:09,694 --> 00:36:10,695 -Unless Genie's gonna endorse me -- 886 00:36:10,730 --> 00:36:11,931 She's endorsing Brent, 887 00:36:11,964 --> 00:36:13,565 I don't know why that's happening. 888 00:36:13,598 --> 00:36:15,201 -Try to listen, okay? Because I have an idea. 889 00:36:15,234 --> 00:36:18,070 -Okay. -You're a gun hero now. 890 00:36:18,104 --> 00:36:19,671 -Mm-hmm. 891 00:36:19,704 --> 00:36:22,909 -You're an implicit spokeswoman. 892 00:36:22,942 --> 00:36:24,542 -What, like I sell guns? 893 00:36:24,576 --> 00:36:27,079 -You go to her events, you pose for photos. 894 00:36:27,113 --> 00:36:28,647 Vicky's over there. 895 00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:31,683 She's calling you the Convenience Store Hero. 896 00:36:31,716 --> 00:36:33,185 You match that with all the other things 897 00:36:33,219 --> 00:36:36,554 you're saying, and, girl... 898 00:36:36,588 --> 00:36:38,456 you've got a tagline. 899 00:36:38,490 --> 00:36:40,592 -What, like -- like -- like, 900 00:36:40,625 --> 00:36:43,129 "Being a hero is having courage even when it isn't convenient?" 901 00:36:43,162 --> 00:36:44,830 -I'm literally obsessed with -- 902 00:36:44,864 --> 00:36:46,165 Like, I don't know how you just came up with that. 903 00:36:46,198 --> 00:36:48,034 -It's literally the most basic-bitch tagline 904 00:36:48,067 --> 00:36:49,668 in the history of politics. -It's perfect. 905 00:36:49,701 --> 00:36:51,003 People are very simple. 906 00:36:52,838 --> 00:36:54,907 -You really think that's good? -I think it's really good. 907 00:36:54,941 --> 00:36:56,776 I wouldn't lie. 908 00:36:56,809 --> 00:37:00,746 I really don't want to lose my job at the community center. 909 00:37:00,780 --> 00:37:04,984 Do you want to beat Brent? 910 00:37:05,017 --> 00:37:06,018 -Yeah, I want to beat Brent. 911 00:37:06,052 --> 00:37:07,753 -Can you let me try my idea? 912 00:37:10,022 --> 00:37:12,892 Vicky! 913 00:37:12,925 --> 00:37:15,627 -Holy shit. 914 00:37:15,660 --> 00:37:21,167 -Hey, I was just thinking. Um... 915 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:22,935 I was over there talking to Dorothy, 916 00:37:22,969 --> 00:37:24,703 and you know how when we were -- 917 00:37:24,737 --> 00:37:26,671 we were hanging out last week, and we were at Chili's, 918 00:37:26,705 --> 00:37:29,541 and you were saying that you wanted to do, you know, 919 00:37:29,574 --> 00:37:31,243 more of a journalistic piece? -Yeah. 920 00:37:31,277 --> 00:37:34,847 -I was just like, "Oh, my gosh. I have this crazy good idea." 921 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,514 You know, we already got all this, 922 00:37:36,548 --> 00:37:38,217 and if we're outta here in the next 30 seconds, 923 00:37:38,250 --> 00:37:39,684 you'll be the only one -- -What are you talking about? 924 00:37:39,718 --> 00:37:41,153 What? -You'll be the only one. 925 00:37:41,187 --> 00:37:43,089 -Like -- Like, an exclusive? -Yes, like an exclusive. 926 00:37:43,122 --> 00:37:45,958 -An exclusive? -Yeah. 927 00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:49,762 -Good evening. 928 00:37:49,795 --> 00:37:54,033 I'm Victoria Upson for PJTX Houston 5:00 news. 929 00:37:54,066 --> 00:37:57,136 We're coming to you live from the Alabaster Community Center 930 00:37:57,169 --> 00:37:59,739 with Dorothy Goodwin. 931 00:37:59,772 --> 00:38:02,942 And on a personal note, you're seeing the stage behind us, 932 00:38:02,975 --> 00:38:05,277 where her late father, Teddy Goodwin, 933 00:38:05,311 --> 00:38:08,713 used to teach many of the children in this community. 934 00:38:08,748 --> 00:38:11,183 Following the saving of 12 lives today, 935 00:38:11,217 --> 00:38:14,887 you are being called the Convenience Store Hero. 936 00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:18,924 When you were looking down the barrel of not one but two guns, 937 00:38:18,958 --> 00:38:20,326 did you feel like a hero? 938 00:38:20,359 --> 00:38:21,894 -First of all, I just want to say 939 00:38:21,927 --> 00:38:24,096 that I don't want to call any of my actions heroic 940 00:38:24,130 --> 00:38:25,297 because I don't want to encourage 941 00:38:25,331 --> 00:38:28,300 anyone to repeat my actions. I was... 942 00:38:28,334 --> 00:38:30,269 If I'm being fully honest, I just kind of -- 943 00:38:30,302 --> 00:38:31,771 my body went numb and -- and -- 944 00:38:31,804 --> 00:38:33,671 and took over. Um... 945 00:38:33,705 --> 00:38:36,608 -Well, I assume you're talking of the colorful moves 946 00:38:36,641 --> 00:38:38,676 that you used to disarm those men. 947 00:38:38,710 --> 00:38:40,146 -Yes. 948 00:38:40,179 --> 00:38:42,081 Uh, I was on color guard here at Alabaster High. 949 00:38:42,114 --> 00:38:43,883 -Because you grew up in Alabaster. 950 00:38:43,916 --> 00:38:45,650 -Yes. 951 00:38:45,683 --> 00:38:47,053 -Well, it was very lucky for pregnant 952 00:38:47,086 --> 00:38:48,754 Kwik Serv owner Eloise Fincher 953 00:38:48,788 --> 00:38:50,990 that you were back in town today. 954 00:38:51,023 --> 00:38:53,625 We spoke with Eloise earlier. 955 00:38:53,658 --> 00:38:55,693 -She is a true hero, you know. 956 00:38:55,728 --> 00:39:01,633 Jesus passed through her, and...she saved me. 957 00:39:01,666 --> 00:39:03,002 So I am gratef-- 958 00:39:03,035 --> 00:39:04,837 -Ooh, a brutal tackle from Jackson. 959 00:39:04,870 --> 00:39:06,704 -No, it's the cornerstone of the Republican Party, 960 00:39:06,739 --> 00:39:08,207 is personal liberties. 961 00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:11,077 -Brent Hart -- He's also called a hometown hero. 962 00:39:11,110 --> 00:39:12,978 Yale graduate. -He is. 963 00:39:13,012 --> 00:39:17,316 Uh, yes, I think that I would invite anyone who feels 964 00:39:17,349 --> 00:39:20,786 that Brent is a hometown hero to look at his plans 965 00:39:20,820 --> 00:39:23,789 to outbid this very community center 966 00:39:23,823 --> 00:39:27,093 when it is up for renewal this year 967 00:39:27,126 --> 00:39:30,695 and put in a Ford dealership right here in downtown instead. 968 00:39:30,729 --> 00:39:32,798 We all lose when corporate America 969 00:39:32,832 --> 00:39:34,300 is allowed to buy out Main Street. 970 00:39:34,333 --> 00:39:37,336 -Dad, you gotta close the fridge in between times. 971 00:39:37,369 --> 00:39:40,372 -It's my house. I'll close it when I want to. 972 00:39:40,406 --> 00:39:42,374 -Is there anything else that you would like to say 973 00:39:42,408 --> 00:39:45,710 to Alabaster or to the world? Because they're listening. 974 00:39:45,744 --> 00:39:47,213 -I heard the AR-15 wasn't even loaded. 975 00:39:47,246 --> 00:39:48,646 Come on, turn that off. Let's go eat. 976 00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:49,915 -You know her -- that's Dorothy. -Yeah. 977 00:39:49,949 --> 00:39:51,951 -That's Mr. Goodwin's daughter. 978 00:39:51,984 --> 00:39:55,354 -Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, the theater guy. 979 00:39:55,387 --> 00:39:58,224 -Yeah. Well, he taught me public speaking and diction. 980 00:39:58,257 --> 00:39:59,825 He was a pretty good guy. 981 00:39:59,859 --> 00:40:01,726 She ran against me every year and lost. 982 00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:03,195 You remember that? 983 00:40:03,229 --> 00:40:04,662 Lost every time. 984 00:40:04,696 --> 00:40:05,931 -The franchises are gonna come here, 985 00:40:05,965 --> 00:40:07,833 no matter if it's us or someone else. 986 00:40:07,867 --> 00:40:11,337 If it ain't us, it's gonna be goddamn Chevy GMC. 987 00:40:11,370 --> 00:40:13,038 -Yeah. 988 00:40:13,072 --> 00:40:14,740 -I'm gonna give you a number to call for insurance. 989 00:40:14,773 --> 00:40:17,276 Everyone's hiding something. 990 00:40:17,309 --> 00:40:20,446 We got this two-shit stepping our necks. 991 00:40:20,479 --> 00:40:22,081 -Boys, come on and eat. 992 00:40:22,114 --> 00:40:23,415 The chicken's getting cold. -Alright, come on. 993 00:40:23,449 --> 00:40:25,184 Turn that off, let's go eat. 994 00:40:25,217 --> 00:40:26,852 And water your mother's plants, will ya? 995 00:40:26,886 --> 00:40:28,354 -I will. 996 00:40:32,324 --> 00:40:35,161 -That I would take any amount of pain and any amount of danger 997 00:40:35,194 --> 00:40:36,896 far exceeding what happened today 998 00:40:36,929 --> 00:40:39,131 in order to get this community and this country back 999 00:40:39,165 --> 00:40:42,334 on the path to the America that I was promised as a youth. 1000 00:40:42,368 --> 00:40:45,304 And real heroism is having courage 1001 00:40:45,337 --> 00:40:47,672 even when it isn't convenient. 1002 00:40:49,942 --> 00:40:53,879 -Whoo! Station loved it. 1003 00:40:53,913 --> 00:40:55,948 -R-Really? I didn't seem, like, too angry 1004 00:40:55,981 --> 00:40:58,184 and, like, I was just rambling the entire time? 1005 00:40:58,217 --> 00:40:59,852 -No. I hope you win. 1006 00:40:59,885 --> 00:41:01,153 -It was so powerful, I got goose bumps. 1007 00:41:01,187 --> 00:41:02,788 -Really? Are you sure? 1008 00:41:02,821 --> 00:41:04,223 Because I felt very stupid saying it yet again. 1009 00:41:04,256 --> 00:41:05,291 -100%. No, you have to put that in your literature. 1010 00:41:05,324 --> 00:41:07,927 You really do. 1011 00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:09,461 -You know, honestly, I think... 1012 00:41:11,197 --> 00:41:14,400 I know that I'm... 1013 00:41:14,433 --> 00:41:16,435 whatever, but I have had 1014 00:41:16,468 --> 00:41:18,237 a lot of experience on political campaigns. 1015 00:41:18,270 --> 00:41:19,838 I don't know if you know this, but I actually dropped out 1016 00:41:19,872 --> 00:41:22,174 of college after my dad died, and -- 1017 00:41:22,208 --> 00:41:24,410 -I didn't know that. -Uh, yeah, and went on 1018 00:41:24,443 --> 00:41:26,412 a political campaign and volunteered 1019 00:41:26,445 --> 00:41:28,347 and have just been working in political campaigns ever since. 1020 00:41:28,380 --> 00:41:29,481 I went to -- -Yeah, you can tell you know 1021 00:41:29,515 --> 00:41:30,883 what you're doing. 1022 00:41:30,916 --> 00:41:32,251 -And I do think that with what I know 1023 00:41:32,284 --> 00:41:35,254 and who you know, maybe we would know enough. 1024 00:41:35,287 --> 00:41:38,524 -What do you mean with who I know? 1025 00:41:38,557 --> 00:41:41,393 -You know, like... 1026 00:41:41,427 --> 00:41:42,962 like, if I ran and -- 1027 00:41:42,995 --> 00:41:44,430 and you talked to the Vickys of the world, 1028 00:41:44,463 --> 00:41:45,998 but every day instead of just today. 1029 00:41:46,031 --> 00:41:48,100 -Wait. You want me to be involved? 1030 00:41:48,133 --> 00:41:50,135 -I don't -- I mean, not to -- It wouldn't be a ton of work. 1031 00:41:50,169 --> 00:41:51,437 I could do -- I could do all the legwork 1032 00:41:51,470 --> 00:41:52,905 for both of us, and -- and I could -- 1033 00:41:52,938 --> 00:41:54,206 I could organize everything, 1034 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:55,374 and all you would really have to do is like 1035 00:41:55,407 --> 00:41:58,510 show up and smile or... 1036 00:41:58,544 --> 00:42:02,014 make a phone call here and there for me. 1037 00:42:02,047 --> 00:42:05,851 I feel like we have some values in common, 1038 00:42:05,884 --> 00:42:08,954 and I think we both want to beat Brent. 1039 00:42:08,988 --> 00:42:11,023 -So I'd be like your campaign manager? 1040 00:42:13,926 --> 00:42:16,295 -Yeah. 1041 00:42:16,328 --> 00:42:17,529 Why not? -Okay. 1042 00:42:17,563 --> 00:42:18,831 -Sure, you're my campaign manager. 1043 00:42:18,864 --> 00:42:20,866 -I'll do it. 1044 00:42:20,899 --> 00:42:22,067 -Really? -Yeah. 1045 00:42:22,101 --> 00:42:25,137 That sounds -- 1046 00:42:25,170 --> 00:42:28,240 I want -- Yes, I want to do it. 1047 00:42:28,274 --> 00:42:29,141 I believe in you. 1048 00:42:29,174 --> 00:42:31,277 Honestly, I'm excited. 1049 00:42:31,310 --> 00:42:33,946 -I can't pay you. -That's okay. 1050 00:42:33,979 --> 00:42:35,414 Let's go out. I have a babysitter. 1051 00:42:35,447 --> 00:42:36,982 She'll stay for the next hour and a half. 1052 00:42:37,016 --> 00:42:38,917 Please, can we, please, please go out? 1053 00:42:38,951 --> 00:42:40,853 I want to celebrate. We also have things to do. 1054 00:42:40,886 --> 00:42:42,554 Do you want to get a drink? 1055 00:42:42,588 --> 00:42:44,290 -I don't really drink. 1056 00:42:44,323 --> 00:42:50,062 -Should we go to Chili's? -Sure. 1057 00:42:52,931 --> 00:42:54,166 I don't usually eat at chain restaurants 1058 00:42:54,199 --> 00:42:56,068 because their shipping practices 1059 00:42:56,101 --> 00:42:57,436 are really problematic for the environment. 1060 00:42:57,469 --> 00:42:59,104 -"I don't usually eat at chain restaurants 1061 00:42:59,138 --> 00:43:00,939 'cause their shipping practices are really" -- 1062 00:43:00,973 --> 00:43:03,542 What did you just say? 1063 00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:09,548 -Hello, America. I'm Mark Levin. 1064 00:43:09,581 --> 00:43:11,317 This is "Life, Liberty & Levin." 1065 00:43:11,350 --> 00:43:14,186 A big-time special edition. 1066 00:43:14,219 --> 00:43:17,456 The Democrats up Schiff's creek. 1067 00:43:17,489 --> 00:43:20,559 Now, before we start, I noticed all the witnesses -- 1068 00:43:20,592 --> 00:43:23,062 and even the witnesses who aren't witnesses -- 1069 00:43:23,095 --> 00:43:25,931 have to prove to you that they're noble, courageous, 1070 00:43:25,964 --> 00:43:27,399 and beyond reproach. 1071 00:43:27,433 --> 00:43:29,201 The New York Times likes to refer to me as... 1072 00:43:54,993 --> 00:43:57,996 -It's not cute to watch me sleep. 1073 00:44:00,432 --> 00:44:03,602 -You were gonna spill that beer. 1074 00:44:03,635 --> 00:44:06,105 I'm sorry I, uh, missed dinner and Greta missed dinner. 1075 00:44:06,138 --> 00:44:07,473 She was helping me with something. 1076 00:44:07,506 --> 00:44:15,481 -I saw on TV that you got into Lois's clothes. 1077 00:44:17,683 --> 00:44:19,351 -Oh. Yeah. Um, I'm sorry. 1078 00:44:19,385 --> 00:44:20,552 You weren't supposed to see that. 1079 00:44:20,586 --> 00:44:22,020 I -- I have it here. 1080 00:44:22,054 --> 00:44:24,423 It's not damaged or anything. 1081 00:44:24,456 --> 00:44:26,191 I'll put it back in the cellar. 1082 00:44:26,225 --> 00:44:27,659 -Let me ask you a question. 1083 00:44:27,693 --> 00:44:31,497 Maybe I don't know. Are you running for office? 1084 00:44:31,530 --> 00:44:33,031 Yeah, I am. 1085 00:44:33,065 --> 00:44:34,099 I'm running for office. 1086 00:44:34,133 --> 00:44:35,534 -For what? 1087 00:44:35,567 --> 00:44:37,503 -I'm running for state legislature. 1088 00:44:37,536 --> 00:44:40,439 -Well, it's not a good image to have yourself in that outfit 1089 00:44:40,472 --> 00:44:43,242 that you had on, on the TV. 1090 00:44:43,275 --> 00:44:46,078 And the next time, if you would ask me, 1091 00:44:46,111 --> 00:44:48,947 I could show you other stuff you haven't seen yet. 1092 00:44:48,981 --> 00:44:54,052 There's other boxes, where Lois had really cool stuff. 1093 00:44:54,086 --> 00:44:57,055 You were looking at her mother's stuff. 1094 00:44:59,458 --> 00:45:00,726 -Um, okay. 1095 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:02,661 Maybe in the morning? -Yeah. 1096 00:45:02,694 --> 00:45:04,530 I'll show you some other stuff in the morning. 1097 00:45:04,563 --> 00:45:06,098 -Thanks. 1098 00:45:06,131 --> 00:45:07,666 -Where were the Democrats? 1099 00:45:07,699 --> 00:45:09,601 Where were the impeachment hearings then? 1100 00:45:34,693 --> 00:45:36,495 -No? 1101 00:45:36,528 --> 00:45:38,330 Okay, then let's go over it because I don't want to be -- 1102 00:45:38,363 --> 00:45:41,768 I don't want to be bad drama dad, as I'm sure people call me. 1103 00:45:41,801 --> 00:45:43,435 Okay. So, you had social studies. 1104 00:45:43,469 --> 00:45:45,103 Do you have anything from social studies? 1105 00:45:45,137 --> 00:45:47,372 You remember what Miss -- -Oh, yeah. 1106 00:45:47,406 --> 00:45:49,007 Okay. 1107 00:45:49,041 --> 00:45:50,542 ♪ What do you have for homework today? ♪ 1108 00:45:50,576 --> 00:45:52,745 What do you have? 1109 00:45:52,779 --> 00:45:55,314 -Um, I... 1110 00:45:55,347 --> 00:45:58,450 I forgot to write it down. 1111 00:45:58,484 --> 00:45:59,718 -Um -- -You know what? 1112 00:45:59,752 --> 00:46:01,186 You know what'll jog your memory? 1113 00:46:01,220 --> 00:46:02,688 Play something for me. 1114 00:46:07,459 --> 00:46:10,095 -This is cool. -Oh, my God. 1115 00:46:10,128 --> 00:46:11,196 It's a track suit. 1116 00:46:11,230 --> 00:46:13,265 Do you run? -No. 1117 00:46:13,298 --> 00:46:15,033 I mean, I -- No. 1118 00:46:15,067 --> 00:46:18,237 -Well, why would you wear it? 1119 00:46:18,270 --> 00:46:22,174 -You don't need to run to use a track suit. 1120 00:46:29,348 --> 00:46:30,582 -No, no, no, no. 1121 00:46:30,616 --> 00:46:32,718 That's out. 1122 00:46:32,752 --> 00:46:35,153 That's out. Just put it back. 1123 00:46:35,187 --> 00:46:37,089 Yeah. 1124 00:46:37,122 --> 00:46:41,260 Maybe one day, but not now. 1125 00:46:41,293 --> 00:46:46,298 I never remember how to get up from this fucking cellar. 1126 00:46:46,331 --> 00:46:49,535 And leave the red dress. 1127 00:46:49,568 --> 00:46:53,138 You can have one box to start. 1128 00:46:53,171 --> 00:46:55,173 And treat it with care. 1129 00:46:59,478 --> 00:47:01,179 -I don't need a straw, I'm good. -Find out the best birds for 1130 00:47:01,213 --> 00:47:02,614 your Thanksgiving table later. 1131 00:47:02,648 --> 00:47:05,417 But first, next up, a special report 1132 00:47:05,450 --> 00:47:07,519 on yesterday's armed robbery in down... 1133 00:47:07,553 --> 00:47:09,221 -Hey, how you doing? -Thank you. 1134 00:47:09,254 --> 00:47:10,589 -Thank you so much. -I don't need -- 1135 00:47:10,622 --> 00:47:11,791 I don't need a straw. I'm good. Thank you. 1136 00:47:11,824 --> 00:47:13,292 -Oh. Why don't you want a straw? 1137 00:47:13,325 --> 00:47:14,794 -I just -- I just don't need -- 1138 00:47:14,827 --> 00:47:16,628 -Oh, sweetie, your hand. She's worried about her hand. 1139 00:47:18,263 --> 00:47:20,833 Oh. Thank you, Ariel. 1140 00:47:20,867 --> 00:47:23,569 Oh, my gosh, I get so, like, jittery, you know, 1141 00:47:23,602 --> 00:47:26,572 with Genie because she can just be, like... 1142 00:47:26,605 --> 00:47:28,440 so "blech" sometimes. 1143 00:47:28,473 --> 00:47:30,208 You know what I mean? -Mm-hmm. 1144 00:47:30,242 --> 00:47:32,711 -I get so antsy, and then, last night, like, of all nights, 1145 00:47:32,745 --> 00:47:34,446 our plumbing breaks. 1146 00:47:34,479 --> 00:47:36,315 And then Mae is sitting there waiting by the phone. 1147 00:47:36,348 --> 00:47:37,649 I told you she's been, like, 1148 00:47:37,683 --> 00:47:39,418 doing this whole vow-of-silence thing, right? 1149 00:47:39,451 --> 00:47:40,619 -No. -Yeah. 1150 00:47:40,652 --> 00:47:42,354 Ever since Fisher left last time, 1151 00:47:42,387 --> 00:47:44,690 she is protesting the war, and I'm very proud of her, 1152 00:47:44,723 --> 00:47:47,192 but I'm losing my mind, and I'm... 1153 00:47:47,225 --> 00:47:49,194 -Mae will come around. 1154 00:47:49,227 --> 00:47:50,863 She's just missing her daddy. 1155 00:47:50,897 --> 00:47:52,497 -Hi, Genie. -We got to get right to it 1156 00:47:52,531 --> 00:47:54,399 because I got a budget meeting in 30 minutes. 1157 00:47:54,433 --> 00:47:55,835 -Okay. Gotcha. Um... 1158 00:47:55,868 --> 00:47:58,537 Genie... 1159 00:47:58,570 --> 00:48:00,138 Um, did you happen to see the new-- 1160 00:48:00,172 --> 00:48:01,239 -I'm going to take it to go, Ariana. 1161 00:48:01,273 --> 00:48:02,608 Thank you. 1162 00:48:02,641 --> 00:48:03,743 -Did you happen to see the news last night? 1163 00:48:03,776 --> 00:48:05,177 -I did, yeah. -Oh, you did? 1164 00:48:05,210 --> 00:48:06,244 -I thought you made some good points. 1165 00:48:06,278 --> 00:48:07,479 -She did, right? -Thank you. 1166 00:48:07,512 --> 00:48:09,314 -I know. I thought it was very impressive. 1167 00:48:09,348 --> 00:48:11,751 And you know who else caught it, uh, was John 1168 00:48:11,784 --> 00:48:13,753 over John's Guns and Ammo. 1169 00:48:13,786 --> 00:48:16,455 And so he actually happened to call this morning, 1170 00:48:16,488 --> 00:48:19,224 seeing if Dorothy would appear with some of his new inventory 1171 00:48:19,257 --> 00:48:22,427 at a barbecue next week, which is wild. 1172 00:48:22,461 --> 00:48:24,229 The first thing I thought is, I was like, 1173 00:48:24,262 --> 00:48:26,733 "I don't think Genie would like John 1174 00:48:26,766 --> 00:48:31,670 claiming the Alabaster gun hero as his spokesperson." 1175 00:48:31,703 --> 00:48:37,376 So, that's what I had to say to you today about that. 1176 00:48:37,409 --> 00:48:39,779 -I remember your father. 1177 00:48:39,812 --> 00:48:41,480 He was a good man. 1178 00:48:41,513 --> 00:48:44,884 He was very gentle. -Mm-hmm. 1179 00:48:44,917 --> 00:48:47,820 -Are you even into guns? 1180 00:48:47,854 --> 00:48:50,322 -Um, I mean, I'm -- Uh, yeah. 1181 00:48:50,355 --> 00:48:52,624 Yeah, I-I mean, I'm a -- I'm a gun hero. 1182 00:48:52,658 --> 00:48:55,928 And, um, that's only because I have a deep familiarity 1183 00:48:55,962 --> 00:48:57,830 with guns, obviously, 1184 00:48:57,864 --> 00:49:00,332 you know, having grown up doing color guard and being a Texan. 1185 00:49:00,365 --> 00:49:03,669 And I just think that, um, uh... 1186 00:49:06,705 --> 00:49:09,809 Look, I mean, honestly -- honestly, 1187 00:49:09,842 --> 00:49:11,576 I think there's a huge referendum coming up 1188 00:49:11,610 --> 00:49:13,712 in this country on guns and gun rights, 1189 00:49:13,746 --> 00:49:14,847 and I think it's really important 1190 00:49:14,881 --> 00:49:16,381 to have a real Texan... -Mm-hmm. 1191 00:49:16,415 --> 00:49:17,683 Mm-hmm. -...who's from Alabaster 1192 00:49:17,716 --> 00:49:20,452 who has such strong feelings 1193 00:49:20,485 --> 00:49:22,421 about guns as part of that conversation. 1194 00:49:22,454 --> 00:49:23,422 -I've already talked and called everybody 1195 00:49:23,455 --> 00:49:24,824 about Walmart moving in. 1196 00:49:24,857 --> 00:49:26,291 -Oh, you have? 1197 00:49:26,324 --> 00:49:27,659 -Yeah, and, you know, if that happened, 1198 00:49:27,693 --> 00:49:29,461 Hart would have to, you know, buy me out. 1199 00:49:29,494 --> 00:49:31,831 Everybody needs that community center. 1200 00:49:31,864 --> 00:49:33,598 -I know. 1201 00:49:33,632 --> 00:49:36,002 -You'd have to be willing to be completely exclusive 1202 00:49:36,035 --> 00:49:38,537 with Greta's Guns, with my label. 1203 00:49:38,570 --> 00:49:39,806 You couldn't buy from any other store. 1204 00:49:39,839 --> 00:49:41,606 Thank you. 1205 00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:43,608 And we'd have to do publicity together. 1206 00:49:43,642 --> 00:49:45,310 -Yes, I was thinking you and Dorothy 1207 00:49:45,343 --> 00:49:46,712 could do a story for the paper together 1208 00:49:46,746 --> 00:49:48,380 'cause I know Jan at The Register. 1209 00:49:48,413 --> 00:49:49,681 Oh, my God. 1210 00:49:49,715 --> 00:49:51,583 Y'all, do it at the store. -Excuse me. 1211 00:49:51,616 --> 00:49:53,618 Would you just mind excusing just one second. 1212 00:49:53,652 --> 00:49:55,353 -Your sweet hand. You better go check on it 1213 00:49:55,387 --> 00:49:57,422 'cause you're a true American hero. 1214 00:49:57,456 --> 00:50:00,292 Not all heroes wear capes. 1215 00:50:00,325 --> 00:50:02,327 -Um, she seems awfully skittish to me. 1216 00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:03,863 -I know, I know. 1217 00:50:03,896 --> 00:50:08,433 I know she's a little different, Genie, but she's smart, 1218 00:50:08,467 --> 00:50:10,268 and she's going to help our town. 1219 00:50:10,302 --> 00:50:11,971 -It's fine. It's, like, not a lie. 1220 00:50:12,004 --> 00:50:13,405 Sometimes people just stand in front of gun stores. 1221 00:50:13,438 --> 00:50:15,607 You're just like walking in. 1222 00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:17,877 You're just walking in. 1223 00:50:17,910 --> 00:50:19,678 There's a gun store behind you in some places. 1224 00:50:19,711 --> 00:50:22,347 Even in California, there are gun stores. 1225 00:50:22,380 --> 00:50:23,515 Thank you. 1226 00:50:23,548 --> 00:50:25,717 -Are you okay? -It's okay. 1227 00:50:25,752 --> 00:50:28,020 -Well, we are going to endorse you, 1228 00:50:28,054 --> 00:50:30,388 but we want you to do something for us. 1229 00:50:30,422 --> 00:50:31,690 -Absolutely. 1230 00:50:31,723 --> 00:50:34,392 Um, I'm working on smiling more, um -- 1231 00:50:34,426 --> 00:50:36,929 -No, no, no, no. All that innate intensity 1232 00:50:36,963 --> 00:50:38,630 works great in politics. 1233 00:50:38,663 --> 00:50:39,966 I'm talking about your style. 1234 00:50:39,999 --> 00:50:41,399 -Oh. -Okay? 1235 00:50:41,433 --> 00:50:41,968 Greta, you can help her with that. 1236 00:50:42,001 --> 00:50:43,368 -100%. 1237 00:50:43,401 --> 00:50:44,703 -And I don't care about the cost. 1238 00:50:44,737 --> 00:50:46,005 I'll take care of all that. It's great. 1239 00:50:46,038 --> 00:50:47,807 It's just that you need to freshen, okay? 1240 00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:48,908 -Okay. -Absolutely. 1241 00:50:48,941 --> 00:50:50,475 -Well, I'm going to go out 1242 00:50:50,509 --> 00:50:52,711 and collect those signatures y'all need... 1243 00:50:52,745 --> 00:50:53,712 -Mm-hmm. Oh, good. 1244 00:50:53,746 --> 00:50:55,313 -...if you're going to run. 1245 00:50:55,347 --> 00:50:56,648 -You're a busy woman. -And I have to -- Oh. 1246 00:50:56,681 --> 00:50:58,650 Well, that's -- -Get over here. 1247 00:50:58,683 --> 00:51:00,352 -Thank you so much. -Oh. 1248 00:51:00,385 --> 00:51:01,386 I'd love to bring you some muffins. 1249 00:51:01,419 --> 00:51:02,387 -Thank you. -Okay. 1250 00:51:02,420 --> 00:51:03,555 -I just made blueberry ones. 1251 00:51:03,588 --> 00:51:04,723 I love you, Genie. -Thank you. 1252 00:51:04,757 --> 00:51:05,858 -Okay. 1253 00:51:05,892 --> 00:51:07,659 -I know Mae wants to see you, so... 1254 00:51:11,396 --> 00:51:13,598 -Did we get reached out to by another gun store? 1255 00:51:13,632 --> 00:51:14,834 -Well, technically, I called them, 1256 00:51:14,867 --> 00:51:17,602 but the rest was true. 1257 00:51:17,636 --> 00:51:20,539 -Oh, my gosh. I'm so excited. 1258 00:51:20,572 --> 00:51:22,975 Yes. -I have a stylist. 1259 00:51:24,709 --> 00:51:26,045 Ooh, how much would you charge for a campaign stop? 1260 00:51:26,078 --> 00:51:27,612 I bet we could get Genie to pay for it 1261 00:51:27,646 --> 00:51:29,581 and we wouldn't have to use your real name. 1262 00:51:29,614 --> 00:51:30,817 -D, please. 1263 00:51:30,850 --> 00:51:32,517 Let's get through the makeover first. 1264 00:51:32,551 --> 00:51:34,419 I know you wanted me to come in butch realness, 1265 00:51:34,452 --> 00:51:37,689 but I just promised myself if I ever came back to Texas, 1266 00:51:37,722 --> 00:51:39,558 it wouldn't be as anything but myself. 1267 00:51:39,591 --> 00:51:41,027 -I just want you to be safe. I'm sorry. 1268 00:51:41,060 --> 00:51:42,460 It was inappropriate of me to ask you to dress 1269 00:51:42,494 --> 00:51:43,830 differently than you usually would. 1270 00:51:43,863 --> 00:51:46,098 It was. I just -- I don't want to stifle you. 1271 00:51:46,132 --> 00:51:47,566 I just want to make sure you're safe, 1272 00:51:47,599 --> 00:51:51,369 and I don't trust anyone here to not be... 1273 00:51:51,403 --> 00:51:54,639 -Attracted to my beauty? I understand. 1274 00:51:54,673 --> 00:51:57,475 Thank you. 1275 00:51:57,509 --> 00:52:00,378 Oh, my God, your hand. -Yeah, I know. 1276 00:52:00,412 --> 00:52:02,414 It looks like shit. 1277 00:52:04,750 --> 00:52:07,887 -Was it scary? 1278 00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:09,922 -Yeah, it was really scary. 1279 00:52:13,759 --> 00:52:15,061 -Are you sure you want to do this? 1280 00:52:15,094 --> 00:52:17,429 I mean, this is legitimately insane, D. 1281 00:52:17,462 --> 00:52:19,765 I mean, what are you even doing? 1282 00:52:19,799 --> 00:52:22,001 -I'm running as a Republican to beat another Republican. 1283 00:52:22,034 --> 00:52:23,870 -You don't have to exclaim everything. 1284 00:52:23,903 --> 00:52:25,137 -I haven't been exclaiming everything. 1285 00:52:25,171 --> 00:52:26,605 You've been in the car for five minutes. 1286 00:52:26,638 --> 00:52:28,406 It's the first thing I've exclaimed. 1287 00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:29,809 I'm running as a Republican to beat another Republican. 1288 00:52:29,842 --> 00:52:31,509 There's a loophole in the state. 1289 00:52:31,543 --> 00:52:32,945 If you win the primary and drop out before the midterm, 1290 00:52:32,979 --> 00:52:34,947 your side can't nominate a new candidate. 1291 00:52:34,981 --> 00:52:36,414 That's what I'm doing. 1292 00:52:36,448 --> 00:52:38,017 -But what makes you think that you can win? 1293 00:52:38,050 --> 00:52:39,618 -I don't know. I mean, people run and win on less. 1294 00:52:39,651 --> 00:52:42,054 I'm a local hero. And if I win, 1295 00:52:42,088 --> 00:52:43,455 we'll have a Democrat for the first time ever. 1296 00:52:43,488 --> 00:52:44,757 -Okay. So, what if you don't win? 1297 00:52:44,790 --> 00:52:46,491 What if you're out and -- -Then fuck it. 1298 00:52:46,524 --> 00:52:48,027 Like, I'm not gonna technically get in any trouble, 1299 00:52:48,060 --> 00:52:49,729 and maybe it'll at least make people think twice about 1300 00:52:49,762 --> 00:52:51,496 who they're fucking voting for. 1301 00:52:51,529 --> 00:52:53,032 -Is this illegal? -Aah! 1302 00:52:53,065 --> 00:52:55,801 I don't know! I mean, no, it's not illegal! 1303 00:52:55,835 --> 00:52:57,669 Why is that your first question about everything?! 1304 00:52:57,702 --> 00:52:58,804 The world is illegal! 1305 00:52:58,838 --> 00:53:00,907 -Yes, it's legal. 1306 00:53:00,940 --> 00:53:03,910 Technically. -Mm. 1307 00:53:03,943 --> 00:53:08,546 Girl, what is not okay is this hair. 1308 00:53:08,580 --> 00:53:09,916 -Ugh. -Honestly. 1309 00:53:09,949 --> 00:53:12,517 I mean, I've checked out the competition, 1310 00:53:12,550 --> 00:53:14,921 and we're going to need some strong looks to beat 1311 00:53:14,954 --> 00:53:17,489 this Disney prince motherfucker. 1312 00:53:17,522 --> 00:53:20,026 -My hair is fine. -Mnh. 1313 00:53:20,059 --> 00:53:21,928 -And Brent is literally human feces. 1314 00:53:21,961 --> 00:53:25,064 -Oh, that is not a great image. 1315 00:53:25,097 --> 00:53:27,166 -You'll help me, then? -Yeah. 1316 00:53:27,199 --> 00:53:29,936 I mean, I've always wanted to make you over. 1317 00:53:29,969 --> 00:53:31,971 I never thought it would be as a Republican. 1318 00:53:34,539 --> 00:53:36,842 -Wow. -Yep. 1319 00:53:36,876 --> 00:53:39,544 -A pantsuit and a boot and a sash and, like, a -- 1320 00:53:39,577 --> 00:53:43,082 a bowl cut? 1321 00:53:43,115 --> 00:53:44,683 Ugh. Wow. 1322 00:53:44,716 --> 00:53:46,685 Conservative Spirit Award. 1323 00:53:46,718 --> 00:53:48,888 You really were... 1324 00:53:48,921 --> 00:53:51,556 a freak, huh? -This is Greta. 1325 00:53:51,589 --> 00:53:52,792 -So nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you, as well. 1326 00:53:52,825 --> 00:53:53,926 -Sorry. I'm a hugger. Oh, my gosh. 1327 00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:55,560 -Okay. -Oh. 1328 00:53:55,593 --> 00:53:57,096 -I really don't wear pink. 1329 00:53:57,129 --> 00:53:58,965 -Oh, no, this is more salmon. -Yeah, that's salmon. 1330 00:53:58,998 --> 00:54:00,632 And then this is just a blush, but -- -Right. 1331 00:54:00,665 --> 00:54:02,134 -I think this is kind of fun. 1332 00:54:02,168 --> 00:54:04,203 I think that this would really show your fun side. 1333 00:54:04,236 --> 00:54:05,938 -Where'd you get this from? 1334 00:54:05,972 --> 00:54:07,773 I love it. -Um... 1335 00:54:07,807 --> 00:54:10,109 -This would look great on you. 1336 00:54:10,142 --> 00:54:11,576 This is for a woman. 1337 00:54:11,609 --> 00:54:13,179 Have you ever sewed for a living? 1338 00:54:13,212 --> 00:54:14,213 -Yes, I do. 1339 00:54:14,246 --> 00:54:15,815 -Really? -Yes. 1340 00:54:15,848 --> 00:54:18,250 I sing, and I sew. -You're like a seamstress? 1341 00:54:18,284 --> 00:54:20,786 I'm a singing seamstress. 1342 00:54:20,820 --> 00:54:23,189 -And this one... -Here. Try it from the box now. 1343 00:54:23,222 --> 00:54:25,057 -There you go. 1344 00:54:25,091 --> 00:54:27,259 -Oh, look at that, Dorothy. 1345 00:54:27,293 --> 00:54:28,693 Look. That'd be cute on you. 1346 00:54:28,727 --> 00:54:29,929 -...a big Republican... 1347 00:54:29,962 --> 00:54:31,063 -Take anything -- -Is it really okay? 1348 00:54:31,097 --> 00:54:32,264 -Everything. 1349 00:54:32,298 --> 00:54:33,698 Anything in there you want, take it. 1350 00:54:33,733 --> 00:54:35,034 -What do you know about where this stands? 1351 00:54:35,067 --> 00:54:36,736 And if he appoints her 1352 00:54:36,769 --> 00:54:38,536 and not you, how are you going to feel about that? 1353 00:54:38,570 --> 00:54:40,940 -What did you do to him? -Is it cheesy? 1354 00:54:40,973 --> 00:54:43,142 -Absolutely. -Absolutely fucking not. 1355 00:54:43,175 --> 00:54:45,044 -I am going to vote for you. 1356 00:54:45,077 --> 00:54:46,779 -I mean, everybody says it's, like, 1357 00:54:46,812 --> 00:54:48,580 the greatest day of your life, and leading up to it, 1358 00:54:48,613 --> 00:54:50,816 I was like, "I mean, come on, it's not going to be --" 1359 00:54:50,850 --> 00:54:52,752 And then after, it really was. 1360 00:54:52,785 --> 00:54:54,619 -Reminds me of, um, "Steel Magnolias." 1361 00:54:54,652 --> 00:54:56,022 -Shelby, drink your juice. 1362 00:54:56,055 --> 00:54:57,790 -Drink your juice, Shelby. -Drink your juice. 1363 00:54:57,823 --> 00:54:59,892 -Drink your juice. -I know that, you know, 1364 00:54:59,925 --> 00:55:02,694 you're working with Genie and Greta's Guns and everything. 1365 00:55:02,727 --> 00:55:04,063 I just, um -- 1366 00:55:04,096 --> 00:55:07,800 I really hope you'll get some sort of regulations. 1367 00:55:07,833 --> 00:55:11,137 I mean, I have two boys in school, and, uh, 1368 00:55:11,170 --> 00:55:13,205 it's really scary, so... 1369 00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:15,074 But I don't tell many people that, so... 1370 00:55:15,107 --> 00:55:16,776 Anyway, you're gonna look so cute. 1371 00:55:16,809 --> 00:55:18,177 We're just going to just get you right under the hood. 1372 00:55:18,210 --> 00:55:19,745 Here we go. Watch your face. 1373 00:55:19,779 --> 00:55:21,080 -No, I think regulations are really important. 1374 00:55:21,113 --> 00:55:22,748 -Yeah. Okay. There you go. 1375 00:55:22,782 --> 00:55:24,582 -Beautiful. Okay. 1376 00:55:24,616 --> 00:55:28,120 -Hold on one second. -Okay. 1377 00:55:28,154 --> 00:55:31,689 -Oh, my goodness. -Oh, so good. 1378 00:55:33,691 --> 00:55:35,995 -Make sure you keep it real with those conservatives 1379 00:55:36,028 --> 00:55:38,097 while you lie to them. 1380 00:55:38,130 --> 00:55:40,800 -How do I keep it real with Republicans? 1381 00:55:42,034 --> 00:55:44,270 Keep it real with Republicans. 1382 00:55:44,303 --> 00:55:47,773 I wonder if a gun hero can convince them of climate change. 1383 00:55:47,807 --> 00:55:50,309 Hmm. 1384 00:55:50,342 --> 00:55:54,880 -♪ She'll take the hard road if it's right ♪ 1385 00:55:54,914 --> 00:55:59,118 ♪ She'll work all day and through the night ♪ 1386 00:55:59,151 --> 00:56:02,955 ♪ To keep your freedoms safe, she'll fight ♪ 1387 00:56:02,988 --> 00:56:05,357 ♪ She's the hero from Paula County ♪ 1388 00:56:05,391 --> 00:56:07,193 -I am Dorothy Goodwin, 1389 00:56:07,226 --> 00:56:09,862 and I just want to say thank you so much for being here today. 1390 00:56:09,895 --> 00:56:11,197 -My name is Brent Hart. 1391 00:56:11,230 --> 00:56:12,898 Some of y'all know me as the quarterback 1392 00:56:12,932 --> 00:56:14,400 who took us to state -- twice. 1393 00:56:14,433 --> 00:56:15,968 -We're facing so much division right now, 1394 00:56:16,001 --> 00:56:17,236 but one thing I think we can 1395 00:56:17,269 --> 00:56:19,271 all come together about is the environment. 1396 00:56:19,305 --> 00:56:22,374 -The quiet little kid who was always laughing behind his dad 1397 00:56:22,408 --> 00:56:24,877 when he was giving those big, fancy speeches. 1398 00:56:24,910 --> 00:56:28,147 -Science tells us that the world is going to burn down. 1399 00:56:28,180 --> 00:56:30,216 -What? 1400 00:56:30,249 --> 00:56:33,385 -I want you to know I'm with you 100% on global warming. 1401 00:56:33,419 --> 00:56:34,920 I really am. 1402 00:56:34,954 --> 00:56:36,688 I just feel like -- I got to be honest. 1403 00:56:36,721 --> 00:56:39,657 It's just -- I don't think it's a good idea, you know, 1404 00:56:39,691 --> 00:56:41,861 to bring it up during the campaign. 1405 00:56:41,894 --> 00:56:43,896 I'm sorry. Is that okay? 1406 00:56:46,332 --> 00:56:47,733 -Hi, everyone. I'm Dorothy Goodwin. 1407 00:56:47,766 --> 00:56:48,968 -Brent Hart. 1408 00:56:49,001 --> 00:56:50,668 -Thank you so much for allowing me 1409 00:56:50,702 --> 00:56:53,239 to be part of your Sunday gathering. 1410 00:56:53,272 --> 00:56:55,007 -I took us to state. -Twice! 1411 00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:56,708 -Twice. Thanks, Phil. 1412 00:56:56,742 --> 00:56:59,245 -When we allow giant corporations to have control, 1413 00:56:59,278 --> 00:57:01,881 we allow them to threaten our very ecosystem, 1414 00:57:01,914 --> 00:57:04,216 our very own Garden of Eden. 1415 00:57:05,784 --> 00:57:09,755 ♪ Dorothy Goodwin is her name 1416 00:57:09,788 --> 00:57:14,293 ♪ She'll care for our Garden of Eden ♪ 1417 00:57:14,326 --> 00:57:17,129 ♪ Dorothy Goodwin is her name 1418 00:57:17,163 --> 00:57:18,430 -...of the prettiest little district... 1419 00:57:18,464 --> 00:57:20,399 ...the most saintly little district... 1420 00:57:20,432 --> 00:57:22,134 ...the most delicious little district... 1421 00:57:22,168 --> 00:57:23,435 ...in all of Texas. 1422 00:57:23,469 --> 00:57:24,870 God is in my heart, 1423 00:57:24,904 --> 00:57:27,840 and that's why I want all of y'all 1424 00:57:27,873 --> 00:57:31,143 to follow your hearts to the ballot box on March 3rd. 1425 00:57:31,177 --> 00:57:35,447 -When they threaten our air, when they threaten our land, 1426 00:57:35,481 --> 00:57:39,185 they threaten our ranch life, our Texas way of life. 1427 00:57:39,218 --> 00:57:41,220 You know what God and science have in common? 1428 00:57:41,253 --> 00:57:42,288 -Hey, man. 1429 00:57:42,321 --> 00:57:43,989 -Whoo! -Thank you, Judy. 1430 00:57:44,023 --> 00:57:46,724 -Both of them want us to keep God's green Earth green. 1431 00:57:46,759 --> 00:57:48,994 Protect the Garden of Eden. -Amen. 1432 00:57:49,028 --> 00:57:53,966 -It's having courage even when it isn't convenient. 1433 00:57:53,999 --> 00:57:55,968 Garden of Eden. 1434 00:57:56,001 --> 00:57:57,269 -Bring it on. 1435 00:57:57,303 --> 00:57:58,437 -I can send you more information on that. 1436 00:57:58,470 --> 00:57:59,972 I know it's getting -- 1437 00:58:00,005 --> 00:58:01,307 I know it's getting colder in some areas, 1438 00:58:01,340 --> 00:58:04,843 but that's actually also global warming. 1439 00:58:04,877 --> 00:58:08,314 -Dorothy shot a wild turkey. -No. 1440 00:58:08,347 --> 00:58:09,949 -Yep. -This one's for you. 1441 00:58:09,982 --> 00:58:11,483 -Oh, I'm good. I don't -- 1442 00:58:11,517 --> 00:58:13,252 -Oh, come on, Dorothy. Have a little bit. 1443 00:58:13,285 --> 00:58:15,754 -She doesn't drink. Dorothy, you don't have to. 1444 00:58:15,788 --> 00:58:18,257 -Shot a turkey. -I shot a turkey. 1445 00:58:18,290 --> 00:58:19,825 -She shot a turkey. -Whoo! 1446 00:58:19,858 --> 00:58:22,027 You shot a turkey! 1447 00:58:22,061 --> 00:58:23,495 Alright, now, when are we setting up shop? 1448 00:58:23,529 --> 00:58:26,498 Because I was promised margaritas. 1449 00:58:26,532 --> 00:58:28,200 -We all need an Earth to live in, it shouldn't be 1450 00:58:28,234 --> 00:58:29,468 a political issue; we all need an Earth to live in. 1451 00:58:29,501 --> 00:58:32,104 -Any civilization worth its weight 1452 00:58:32,137 --> 00:58:34,807 can stand the test of time. 1453 00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:37,142 God takes care of that. He has a plan. 1454 00:58:37,176 --> 00:58:40,346 -God does have a plan. -You know, totally, and I know 1455 00:58:40,379 --> 00:58:46,018 God will -- God is there, um, but I also think that... 1456 00:58:46,051 --> 00:58:47,953 -God is never too busy, honey. 1457 00:58:47,987 --> 00:58:51,156 He's a multitasker. 1458 00:58:51,190 --> 00:58:55,294 I think one thing we could do is support our president 1459 00:58:55,327 --> 00:58:57,429 and hope that he can gain some wisdom 1460 00:58:57,463 --> 00:58:59,531 because I think he can fix this 1461 00:58:59,565 --> 00:59:02,868 if there weren't so much hatred coming at him. 1462 00:59:02,901 --> 00:59:04,403 Let him do his job. 1463 00:59:04,436 --> 00:59:07,406 -Well, I don't know how I feel about him, truthfully. 1464 00:59:07,439 --> 00:59:09,575 The border is militant now. 1465 00:59:09,608 --> 00:59:11,043 And it's scary. 1466 00:59:11,076 --> 00:59:12,411 -You know, that's why it's important 1467 00:59:12,444 --> 00:59:13,879 that we control our borders. 1468 00:59:13,912 --> 00:59:16,081 -I just want to have fun. 1469 00:59:18,350 --> 00:59:19,918 -La Vaca Loca. 1470 00:59:19,952 --> 00:59:22,588 And it sounds just like you, Dorothy. 1471 00:59:22,621 --> 00:59:24,990 -Trees, not greed! 1472 00:59:26,358 --> 00:59:28,594 - Happy New Year, love! 1473 00:59:28,627 --> 00:59:30,929 I got a gig at music festival in Austin next Saturday. 1474 00:59:30,963 --> 00:59:32,431 So major. Can get you comp tix. 1475 00:59:32,464 --> 00:59:34,199 Bring Greta? My new song is kinda country, 1476 00:59:34,233 --> 00:59:36,135 L-O-L-O-L, oh, no! 1477 00:59:36,168 --> 00:59:38,404 -Happy New Year, baby. Yay, so exciting! 1478 00:59:38,437 --> 00:59:40,806 Day drunk, blech, will call later, heart. 1479 00:59:47,913 --> 00:59:51,150 Are you okay? 1480 00:59:51,183 --> 00:59:53,018 -I'm great. 1481 00:59:57,489 --> 00:59:59,124 -Ugh. 1482 00:59:59,158 --> 01:00:01,627 Greta, I -- I really think that you're sick 1483 01:00:01,660 --> 01:00:05,564 possibly from the wild game we just ate or whatever. 1484 01:00:05,597 --> 01:00:07,533 I just think we need to take you to, like, an ER, 1485 01:00:07,566 --> 01:00:09,368 or like a -- -I'm pregnant. 1486 01:00:12,171 --> 01:00:14,173 -That's great! 1487 01:00:14,206 --> 01:00:16,175 That's great, right? -It's not great. 1488 01:00:16,208 --> 01:00:17,409 -Okay. 1489 01:00:17,443 --> 01:00:19,478 -My husband's in the goddamn Army. 1490 01:00:21,914 --> 01:00:23,949 And I swore up and down I was never going to marry 1491 01:00:23,982 --> 01:00:26,585 a fucking Army man! God bless! 1492 01:00:32,991 --> 01:00:35,227 I never wanted to have a shit ton of kids. 1493 01:00:37,229 --> 01:00:40,566 And I have so much going on, I can barely take care of Mae. 1494 01:00:40,599 --> 01:00:42,634 -You take amazing care of Mae, she's one of the most 1495 01:00:42,668 --> 01:00:44,336 self-possessed children I've ever seen. 1496 01:00:44,370 --> 01:00:46,372 She's doing a vow of silence. 1497 01:00:46,405 --> 01:00:48,240 -God, I can't even say it. 1498 01:00:48,273 --> 01:00:51,076 Ugh. But Fisher agrees that... 1499 01:00:54,513 --> 01:00:56,181 I don't want to have this baby. 1500 01:00:58,684 --> 01:01:00,919 I don't want to be pregnant right now. 1501 01:01:09,128 --> 01:01:10,963 -I don't know if this matters right now, 1502 01:01:10,996 --> 01:01:13,632 but I'm pro-choice, so... 1503 01:01:13,665 --> 01:01:15,367 -I didn't know that. 1504 01:01:15,401 --> 01:01:17,536 -I mean, we're running a campaign on personal liberties, 1505 01:01:17,569 --> 01:01:20,305 and that's your right to police your own body, so... 1506 01:01:20,339 --> 01:01:22,107 -And the insane thing is the only thing 1507 01:01:22,141 --> 01:01:24,009 I'm thinking about right now is how upset Genie would be, 1508 01:01:24,042 --> 01:01:26,345 which is crazy since I'm the one who's pregnant. 1509 01:01:29,648 --> 01:01:32,584 -I think you're going to be really dehydrated soon. 1510 01:01:34,586 --> 01:01:36,488 -Sorry. -You know, I'm still 1511 01:01:36,522 --> 01:01:38,123 a little bit drunk from those margaritas, 1512 01:01:38,157 --> 01:01:39,425 but I think I should drive us home. 1513 01:01:39,458 --> 01:01:41,727 -You drive. -I can drive. 1514 01:01:41,761 --> 01:01:43,962 Yeah, let's just get you out of the puke. 1515 01:01:43,996 --> 01:01:45,464 Here. 1516 01:02:06,018 --> 01:02:08,587 -Not that I'm trying to change the subject, but Glenn texted, 1517 01:02:08,620 --> 01:02:11,990 and I know something that might cheer us up. 1518 01:02:12,024 --> 01:02:14,693 -♪ Lay down 1519 01:02:14,726 --> 01:02:17,563 ♪ Lay down 1520 01:02:17,596 --> 01:02:23,001 ♪ Lay down while I take your breath ♪ 1521 01:02:23,035 --> 01:02:26,038 ♪ I said stay down 1522 01:02:26,071 --> 01:02:29,374 ♪ Everybody, stay down 1523 01:02:29,408 --> 01:02:35,481 ♪ Stay down, don't you lift your head ♪ 1524 01:02:35,514 --> 01:02:39,718 ♪ Hands in the air 1525 01:02:39,752 --> 01:02:42,454 ♪ Get your hand up 1526 01:02:42,488 --> 01:02:44,056 -This is the coolest thing I've ever seen. 1527 01:02:44,089 --> 01:02:46,358 -I'm so glad you like him. I love him. 1528 01:02:46,391 --> 01:02:49,628 -♪ I said please don't cry 1529 01:02:49,661 --> 01:02:53,031 ♪ Please don't cry 1530 01:02:53,065 --> 01:02:55,601 ♪ Please don't call the police ♪ 1531 01:02:55,634 --> 01:02:58,337 ♪ My ride is waiting outside 1532 01:02:58,370 --> 01:03:04,576 ♪ I said please don't close your eyes ♪ 1533 01:03:04,610 --> 01:03:07,112 ♪ Nothing comes for free 1534 01:03:07,145 --> 01:03:10,549 ♪ Gonna make you pay the price 1535 01:03:10,582 --> 01:03:12,251 I think I may have a new boyfriend. 1536 01:03:12,284 --> 01:03:14,653 He wants to move in. I mean, me with him. 1537 01:03:14,686 --> 01:03:17,322 -He's hot. -Yes! 1538 01:03:17,356 --> 01:03:19,258 Sis! 1539 01:03:19,291 --> 01:03:20,526 Oh. She's -- 1540 01:03:20,559 --> 01:03:22,261 She does not care if I have a boyfriend. 1541 01:03:22,294 --> 01:03:23,262 -Oh, no, no, it's not that. 1542 01:03:23,295 --> 01:03:24,731 It's just a weird day. 1543 01:03:24,764 --> 01:03:26,833 -What's -- What's happened? -Nothing. 1544 01:03:26,866 --> 01:03:28,667 Nothing. Everything's good. -Okay, what's the latest? 1545 01:03:28,700 --> 01:03:30,168 Tell me everything. How's the campaign? 1546 01:03:30,202 --> 01:03:31,603 What's the 411? What's the tea? 1547 01:03:31,637 --> 01:03:33,806 -Um, it's really good. 1548 01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:36,375 -That's amazing. Right? -Yeah. 1549 01:03:36,408 --> 01:03:37,676 No, yeah. Yeah, it's really amazing. 1550 01:03:37,709 --> 01:03:39,378 -Great. -Yeah. It's just -- Yeah. 1551 01:03:39,411 --> 01:03:41,146 Yeah, no, it is amazing. 1552 01:03:41,179 --> 01:03:43,115 -Wow. Yas. 1553 01:03:43,148 --> 01:03:44,416 Good job. -Hey. 1554 01:03:44,449 --> 01:03:46,218 -Hey. -So, I just talked to Fisher. 1555 01:03:46,251 --> 01:03:47,820 -Are you okay? Is he okay? -Yeah, yeah. No, it was good. 1556 01:03:47,854 --> 01:03:51,189 It was good. Sorry. You were so amazing. 1557 01:03:51,223 --> 01:03:52,859 -Thank you. 1558 01:03:52,892 --> 01:03:55,561 ♪ Please don't call the police 1559 01:03:55,594 --> 01:03:58,096 -If you'll just move... -So, Tuesday is Veteran's Day, 1560 01:03:58,130 --> 01:03:59,565 and they're just having a little thing down 1561 01:03:59,598 --> 01:04:01,433 at the community center, it's just like a luncheon and -- 1562 01:04:01,466 --> 01:04:04,336 -Let me see the screen now, okay? 1563 01:04:04,369 --> 01:04:05,772 -We need to know. 1564 01:04:05,805 --> 01:04:07,306 -Alright, so, you'll come with me? 1565 01:04:07,339 --> 01:04:09,541 -Yes, I will. I just said I would. 1566 01:04:09,575 --> 01:04:11,310 -Great. You're going to need to wear a button-down shirt. 1567 01:04:11,343 --> 01:04:13,412 Thank you. Ugh. 1568 01:04:13,445 --> 01:04:14,847 I can't believe you watch that racist gnome. 1569 01:04:14,881 --> 01:04:17,182 -Huh? -Nothing. 1570 01:04:25,524 --> 01:04:29,461 -Thank you. That's very nice. 1571 01:04:29,494 --> 01:04:31,630 Thank you so much for your service. 1572 01:04:39,471 --> 01:04:41,874 Do you want another Danish? 1573 01:04:41,908 --> 01:04:44,744 -Yeah. -Yeah? 1574 01:04:44,777 --> 01:04:48,347 -Do you play? I forget. -Um... 1575 01:04:48,380 --> 01:04:52,785 I don't remember the rules, but I can try. 1576 01:04:52,819 --> 01:04:57,489 -What makes this Danish? I never understood that. 1577 01:04:57,522 --> 01:04:59,191 -Oh. -Care if I play? 1578 01:04:59,224 --> 01:05:00,760 -Uh, not at all. 1579 01:05:00,793 --> 01:05:03,395 I was just saying I don't remember the rules anymore. 1580 01:05:03,428 --> 01:05:06,264 -Is that an ex-wife? 1581 01:05:08,467 --> 01:05:10,369 -You got a fucking sense of humor. 1582 01:05:10,402 --> 01:05:12,805 I like that. -It's your move. 1583 01:05:12,839 --> 01:05:15,173 -She's running for office. She's my granddaughter. 1584 01:05:15,207 --> 01:05:18,243 -I saw that. I saw that. The convenience store hero. 1585 01:05:18,276 --> 01:05:20,747 I read about that. -She's a difference maker. 1586 01:05:20,780 --> 01:05:24,449 -Yeah. -Where were you on tour, sir? 1587 01:05:25,852 --> 01:05:27,586 Oh, IHOP. 1588 01:05:27,619 --> 01:05:29,421 How cool is that? 1589 01:05:29,454 --> 01:05:32,190 -I thought we, uh, deserved a treat after today. 1590 01:05:34,660 --> 01:05:37,229 You want syrup? -Just the syrup. 1591 01:05:37,262 --> 01:05:38,731 You can have the spuds. 1592 01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:51,911 -Did you, uh... 1593 01:05:51,944 --> 01:05:53,880 know any of the guys there before today? 1594 01:05:53,913 --> 01:05:55,480 I'd never seen any of them before. 1595 01:05:55,514 --> 01:05:57,215 -Yeah, no, I knew a few. 1596 01:06:01,020 --> 01:06:04,489 -I always thought the cane was just because you were old. 1597 01:06:04,523 --> 01:06:06,558 Which sounds incredibly rude, but I just -- I don't know. 1598 01:06:06,591 --> 01:06:08,761 You just always seemed... 1599 01:06:08,795 --> 01:06:11,329 I guess I was a kid, but -- -It's not 'cause I was old. 1600 01:06:11,363 --> 01:06:13,565 I got shot. 1601 01:06:13,598 --> 01:06:17,269 A bullet went straight through my leg. 1602 01:06:17,302 --> 01:06:21,306 They sent me home, thank God, and saved my life probably. 1603 01:06:21,339 --> 01:06:24,676 War is a terrible fucking thing. 1604 01:06:24,710 --> 01:06:28,480 There's really no reason to discuss this. 1605 01:06:28,513 --> 01:06:30,582 You know what I hope? 1606 01:06:30,615 --> 01:06:33,418 I hope you had a good day with your campaign. 1607 01:06:33,452 --> 01:06:35,353 I hope you made some progress. 1608 01:06:38,523 --> 01:06:39,926 -It really wasn't about that. 1609 01:06:39,959 --> 01:06:42,929 I mean, Greta did think it was a good idea 1610 01:06:42,962 --> 01:06:44,764 for us to, you know, 1611 01:06:44,797 --> 01:06:46,733 put some more visibility at the community center, but -- 1612 01:06:46,766 --> 01:06:48,433 -Can you tell me something? 1613 01:06:48,467 --> 01:06:50,402 -Mm-hmm. Maybe. 1614 01:06:50,435 --> 01:06:52,604 -Honest? -Mm-hmm. 1615 01:06:52,637 --> 01:06:54,506 -No bullshit? -Mm-hmm. 1616 01:06:56,743 --> 01:06:58,410 -Why are you really running? 1617 01:07:02,081 --> 01:07:05,617 -Um... 1618 01:07:05,650 --> 01:07:10,589 I just feel like this town and this state 1619 01:07:10,622 --> 01:07:13,425 and our country could... 1620 01:07:13,458 --> 01:07:15,762 use better leadership. 1621 01:07:17,629 --> 01:07:19,531 -Really? No bullshit? 1622 01:07:23,035 --> 01:07:25,470 -I hate the other guy. 1623 01:07:25,504 --> 01:07:27,472 -Is that -- is that the little turd 1624 01:07:27,506 --> 01:07:30,042 that used to pick on you all the time? 1625 01:07:30,076 --> 01:07:31,911 -Yep. -Oh, he's an asshole. 1626 01:07:31,944 --> 01:07:34,579 -Yeah, he is. 1627 01:07:34,613 --> 01:07:36,749 -Oh, my God. 1628 01:07:36,783 --> 01:07:38,517 What we're doing right now... -Mm-hmm. 1629 01:07:38,550 --> 01:07:40,285 -...reminds me of your dad. 1630 01:07:52,631 --> 01:07:53,800 -Tell me more about Grandma Lois. 1631 01:07:53,833 --> 01:07:55,333 I don't really know a lot about her. 1632 01:07:55,367 --> 01:07:57,003 I'm wearing her dress and her jewelry, 1633 01:07:57,036 --> 01:07:59,571 and I don't really know -- 1634 01:07:59,604 --> 01:08:01,506 I don't know. 1635 01:08:01,540 --> 01:08:02,975 I don't know much about her. 1636 01:08:03,009 --> 01:08:04,709 -She was a rebel. 1637 01:08:07,379 --> 01:08:11,884 Also the most colorful woman I ever knew. 1638 01:08:11,918 --> 01:08:14,553 You know what she and your dad used to do? 1639 01:08:14,586 --> 01:08:15,855 I'd watch them through the window 1640 01:08:15,888 --> 01:08:17,556 when I came home from work, 1641 01:08:17,589 --> 01:08:19,826 and they'd take the table and shove it there. 1642 01:08:19,859 --> 01:08:22,394 And the music was so loud, the neighbors would come 1643 01:08:22,427 --> 01:08:23,963 because they were like complaining 1644 01:08:23,996 --> 01:08:26,799 'cause the music was so loud in the neighborhood. 1645 01:08:26,833 --> 01:08:30,937 And they'd start dancing, and then your grandma would start -- 1646 01:08:30,970 --> 01:08:33,139 "Come on down. Come on in and dance." 1647 01:08:33,172 --> 01:08:34,807 She'd leave the door open. 1648 01:08:34,841 --> 01:08:37,944 People would come in and dance all around. 1649 01:08:37,977 --> 01:08:39,745 Um... 1650 01:08:39,779 --> 01:08:41,479 She loved people. 1651 01:08:44,951 --> 01:08:46,451 -People scare the shit out of me. 1652 01:08:46,484 --> 01:08:48,921 Join the club, ma'am. 1653 01:08:48,955 --> 01:08:51,389 Me too. 1654 01:08:51,423 --> 01:08:53,826 -♪ We fight, we fight 1655 01:08:53,860 --> 01:08:57,063 ♪ As we go marching 1656 01:08:57,096 --> 01:08:59,866 ♪ In the beauty of the day -Oh, my God. 1657 01:08:59,899 --> 01:09:03,468 -♪ A million darkened kitchens 1658 01:09:03,501 --> 01:09:05,570 -...my nomination in the upcoming primary. 1659 01:09:05,604 --> 01:09:07,439 Thank you so much. 1660 01:09:07,472 --> 01:09:10,408 -♪ Are touched with all the radiance ♪ 1661 01:09:10,442 --> 01:09:13,779 -We've been talking a bunch today about heroism. 1662 01:09:13,813 --> 01:09:19,018 You must fight if you have to, to stand up for your beliefs. 1663 01:09:19,051 --> 01:09:22,520 And my granddaughter, Dorothy, is a fighter. 1664 01:09:22,554 --> 01:09:23,990 She's a maverick. 1665 01:09:24,023 --> 01:09:26,025 She's got an integrity I haven't seen since uh... 1666 01:09:26,058 --> 01:09:29,061 -♪ We battle too for men -...my son. 1667 01:09:29,095 --> 01:09:33,799 And she's exactly what Alabaster and Paula County needs. 1668 01:09:33,833 --> 01:09:36,168 -♪ And we mother them again 1669 01:09:36,202 --> 01:09:39,437 ♪ Our lives shall not be sweated ♪ 1670 01:09:39,471 --> 01:09:42,775 ♪ From birth until life closes ♪ 1671 01:09:42,808 --> 01:09:46,078 ♪ Hearts starve as well as bodies ♪ 1672 01:09:46,112 --> 01:09:49,681 ♪ Give us roses 1673 01:09:51,951 --> 01:09:55,054 ♪ As we go marching 1674 01:09:55,087 --> 01:09:56,721 -...here in Alabaster, Texas, my -- 1675 01:09:56,756 --> 01:09:58,824 my hometown, where I've been so lucky 1676 01:09:58,858 --> 01:10:00,558 to be called a hometown hero. 1677 01:10:00,592 --> 01:10:02,828 We need to start talking about 1678 01:10:02,862 --> 01:10:05,097 a Sunday morning club for you. 1679 01:10:05,131 --> 01:10:08,633 -♪ Small art and love and beauty ♪ 1680 01:10:08,667 --> 01:10:11,804 ♪ Women's drudging spirits know ♪ 1681 01:10:11,837 --> 01:10:14,840 ♪ Yes, it is bread we fight for ♪ 1682 01:10:14,874 --> 01:10:18,710 ♪ But we fight for roses, too 1683 01:10:18,744 --> 01:10:20,712 ♪ We fight 1684 01:10:20,746 --> 01:10:23,615 ♪ Our lives shall not be sweated ♪ 1685 01:10:23,648 --> 01:10:26,986 ♪ From birth until life closes ♪ 1686 01:10:27,019 --> 01:10:30,122 ♪ Hearts starve as well as bodies ♪ 1687 01:10:30,156 --> 01:10:32,657 ♪ Bread and roses 1688 01:10:32,691 --> 01:10:34,492 ♪ We fight 1689 01:10:34,526 --> 01:10:37,662 -I made you a lucky rabbit's foot from the rabbit you shot. 1690 01:10:37,696 --> 01:10:38,965 -Oh, thank you. -Yeah. 1691 01:10:38,998 --> 01:10:40,833 Isn't that great? -Uh, yeah. 1692 01:10:40,866 --> 01:10:42,902 I actually shot the wild turkey. -Oh. 1693 01:10:42,935 --> 01:10:44,937 -So... -I was pretty toasty that day, 1694 01:10:44,971 --> 01:10:46,872 but, mira, it'll bring you good luck. 1695 01:10:46,906 --> 01:10:48,207 We're behind you. 1696 01:10:48,240 --> 01:10:51,243 We believe in you, mija. 1697 01:10:51,277 --> 01:10:52,979 -Thank you. 1698 01:11:01,619 --> 01:11:03,588 -Why isn't anyone answering their phones? 1699 01:11:03,621 --> 01:11:05,724 Jesus! 1700 01:11:05,758 --> 01:11:08,526 Sorry. 1701 01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:11,529 -I'm Reggie Phillips, and this is a breaking news report. 1702 01:11:11,563 --> 01:11:13,833 Texas state legislature hopeful Dorothy Goodwin, 1703 01:11:13,866 --> 01:11:16,035 Republican of Alabaster, recently famous 1704 01:11:16,068 --> 01:11:20,272 as the convenience store hero, is in the headlines again today. 1705 01:11:20,306 --> 01:11:22,640 She and her campaign manager, Greta Hoffman, 1706 01:11:22,674 --> 01:11:24,576 also of Alabaster, were seen visiting 1707 01:11:24,609 --> 01:11:27,279 this Planned Parenthood in downtown Austin. 1708 01:11:27,313 --> 01:11:28,546 Ms. Goodwin, a relative newcomer... 1709 01:11:28,580 --> 01:11:29,782 -Excuse me. 1710 01:11:29,815 --> 01:11:30,983 -Goodwin's campaign lists nothing 1711 01:11:31,017 --> 01:11:32,885 on their website about the right to life, 1712 01:11:32,918 --> 01:11:34,253 and Ms. Goodwin -- 1713 01:11:36,255 --> 01:11:38,290 -We're about to go live at the Alabaster 1714 01:11:38,324 --> 01:11:39,892 Women's Chamber of Commerce, 1715 01:11:39,925 --> 01:11:41,894 where legislative candidate Dorothy Goodwin 1716 01:11:41,927 --> 01:11:43,728 and her campaign manger... -Mouth guard. 1717 01:11:43,763 --> 01:11:46,132 -...Greta Hoffman are due to comment on allegations that -- 1718 01:11:46,165 --> 01:11:48,600 -Reporting on claims that remain unsubstantiated 1719 01:11:48,633 --> 01:11:51,871 outside of hearsay is the definition of fake news. 1720 01:11:51,904 --> 01:11:54,306 Um, I believe strongly that these -- 1721 01:11:54,340 --> 01:11:56,008 these photos came out of the Hart campaign. 1722 01:11:56,042 --> 01:11:58,778 I will be addressing this privately with Brent 1723 01:11:58,811 --> 01:12:01,147 later this evening, as we wish to get 1724 01:12:01,180 --> 01:12:02,982 strongly back on the path towards victory 1725 01:12:03,015 --> 01:12:05,151 in the primaries, which are coming up very soon. 1726 01:12:05,184 --> 01:12:06,986 -Ms. Goodwin, so, just to be clear, 1727 01:12:07,019 --> 01:12:08,921 you were not at the Planned Parenthood? 1728 01:12:08,954 --> 01:12:10,823 -Again, I believe that it is deeply beneath 1729 01:12:10,856 --> 01:12:12,258 the sensibilities of this campaign 1730 01:12:12,291 --> 01:12:13,793 to even respond to such accusations. 1731 01:12:13,826 --> 01:12:15,127 Next question. 1732 01:12:15,161 --> 01:12:17,629 -But are you pro-life? 1733 01:12:17,662 --> 01:12:19,832 -Um, I don't know how many ways 1734 01:12:19,865 --> 01:12:22,168 I can say that I am very pro the lives of this community. 1735 01:12:22,201 --> 01:12:24,136 That has always been true, and it will continue to be true 1736 01:12:24,170 --> 01:12:26,205 through my run and through-- -Are you pro-life? 1737 01:12:26,238 --> 01:12:27,705 -I am very pro the lives 1738 01:12:27,740 --> 01:12:29,241 of this community -- -It was me. 1739 01:12:29,275 --> 01:12:30,910 -Greta, I don't think -- -It's fine. 1740 01:12:30,943 --> 01:12:32,378 No, no, no. I'm going to do this. 1741 01:12:32,411 --> 01:12:34,980 Let me do this. 1742 01:12:35,014 --> 01:12:36,849 Go. Go. Go. -Okay. 1743 01:12:36,882 --> 01:12:38,884 -Um... 1744 01:12:38,918 --> 01:12:40,286 Okay. 1745 01:12:40,319 --> 01:12:42,088 Whew. 1746 01:12:42,121 --> 01:12:43,856 I'm Greta Hoffman. 1747 01:12:43,889 --> 01:12:45,858 I'm a mom. 1748 01:12:45,891 --> 01:12:47,026 I'm a wife. 1749 01:12:47,059 --> 01:12:49,995 Um, I love my husband. 1750 01:12:50,029 --> 01:12:51,397 I love my daughter. 1751 01:12:51,430 --> 01:12:54,100 My husband, Fisher, is away on active duty. 1752 01:12:54,133 --> 01:12:55,901 Um... 1753 01:12:55,935 --> 01:12:57,803 And not that it's any of y'all's business, 1754 01:12:57,837 --> 01:13:00,840 but we decided to do what we feel is best 1755 01:13:00,873 --> 01:13:03,843 for our family in this moment in time. 1756 01:13:03,876 --> 01:13:06,312 And I'm sorry, I can't allow my friend Dorothy 1757 01:13:06,345 --> 01:13:09,982 to stand here and answer for me or for anyone to think 1758 01:13:10,015 --> 01:13:11,750 I'm ashamed that I went to Planned Parenthood 1759 01:13:11,784 --> 01:13:13,385 because I went there for support, 1760 01:13:13,419 --> 01:13:15,087 and that's what they gave me, 1761 01:13:15,121 --> 01:13:17,756 so that I, as a woman, could make my own decision. 1762 01:13:17,790 --> 01:13:20,793 That decision's going to remain private, as is my right. 1763 01:13:20,826 --> 01:13:23,728 But what I am happy to share with y'all today 1764 01:13:23,762 --> 01:13:26,198 is that I proudly am pro-choice. 1765 01:13:26,232 --> 01:13:30,970 Now, I'm a true Christian and a proud Republican. 1766 01:13:31,003 --> 01:13:32,938 And I love my country. 1767 01:13:32,972 --> 01:13:34,306 I really do. 1768 01:13:34,340 --> 01:13:35,908 But one of the founding principles 1769 01:13:35,941 --> 01:13:37,443 of the Republican Party, y'all, 1770 01:13:37,476 --> 01:13:39,044 is individual rights. 1771 01:13:39,078 --> 01:13:41,013 And you what to know what that is? 1772 01:13:41,046 --> 01:13:42,882 That's the government keeping their hands 1773 01:13:42,915 --> 01:13:44,783 off our bodies in all the ways. 1774 01:13:44,817 --> 01:13:46,752 -Mm-hmm. 1775 01:13:46,785 --> 01:13:49,955 -And I'm sorry, but I feel like this falls under that. 1776 01:13:51,991 --> 01:13:53,658 Okay. Thank you. 1777 01:13:56,795 --> 01:13:58,764 -Dorothy? 1778 01:13:58,797 --> 01:14:00,266 -We will be taking a brief -- 1779 01:14:00,299 --> 01:14:01,867 Oh. -Excuse me. 1780 01:14:01,901 --> 01:14:03,869 Uh, yeah, we will be taking a brief recess, 1781 01:14:03,903 --> 01:14:08,040 and, uh, if you excuse us just for a moment. 1782 01:14:08,073 --> 01:14:10,176 -Please state publicly your... 1783 01:14:10,209 --> 01:14:12,278 -What is your position on abortion, Ms. Goodwin? 1784 01:14:12,311 --> 01:14:13,879 Please state for the record -- 1785 01:14:13,913 --> 01:14:15,481 what is your position on abortion, ma'am? 1786 01:14:15,514 --> 01:14:18,918 -I applaud Greta's bravery today, sharing her story. 1787 01:14:18,951 --> 01:14:20,718 Please clear the lawn. 1788 01:14:29,261 --> 01:14:31,363 -America! 1789 01:14:41,173 --> 01:14:43,008 This is a private club. You know that? 1790 01:14:43,042 --> 01:14:44,910 -I understand that. 1791 01:14:44,944 --> 01:14:46,378 -You want to sit at the end of the bar? 1792 01:14:46,412 --> 01:14:47,913 It's a bit more private. 1793 01:14:50,916 --> 01:14:53,185 This stays in this room. 1794 01:14:53,219 --> 01:14:56,789 But I drove my college girlfriend to get an abortion. 1795 01:14:58,257 --> 01:14:59,992 -Is that that entire story? 1796 01:15:02,027 --> 01:15:04,330 So, you drove a woman to get an abortion in college? 1797 01:15:04,363 --> 01:15:07,132 -No. Yeah. -Do you want an award for that? 1798 01:15:07,166 --> 01:15:09,368 -She's kidding. She's kidding. 1799 01:15:09,401 --> 01:15:11,937 You know what? Yeah, I would. 1800 01:15:11,971 --> 01:15:14,273 I drove her there and I stayed through the whole procedure 1801 01:15:14,306 --> 01:15:16,542 and then, at the end of it, she broke up with me, so... 1802 01:15:16,575 --> 01:15:18,244 -Well, that's the first time I've actually, uh, 1803 01:15:18,277 --> 01:15:21,380 respected any woman that's ever decided to date you. 1804 01:15:21,413 --> 01:15:23,048 -Well, then I don't know what to tell you. 1805 01:15:23,082 --> 01:15:25,317 You can believe me, you can not: I didn't leak it. 1806 01:15:25,351 --> 01:15:27,820 -I don't believe you. Who else would do this? 1807 01:15:27,853 --> 01:15:30,289 -Never mind. Hey, look on the bright side. 1808 01:15:30,322 --> 01:15:33,525 At least now we're going to get a really great community center. 1809 01:15:33,559 --> 01:15:36,061 And, oh, we're going to put in pickleball courts. 1810 01:15:36,095 --> 01:15:39,098 Have you ever played pickleball? That game is a fucking blast. 1811 01:15:41,133 --> 01:15:42,534 Cheers to the sweet community center 1812 01:15:42,568 --> 01:15:44,403 that we will one day build. 1813 01:15:44,436 --> 01:15:46,238 -You're never going to build it; you're going to build 1814 01:15:46,272 --> 01:15:48,107 the dealership, and you're never going to build it. 1815 01:15:53,279 --> 01:15:55,414 Yeah. 1816 01:15:57,850 --> 01:16:00,052 I need more wine. 1817 01:16:00,085 --> 01:16:03,155 So, would you like to join me in that? 1818 01:16:03,188 --> 01:16:05,291 My treat. 1819 01:16:05,324 --> 01:16:07,860 -Obviously. 1820 01:16:07,893 --> 01:16:09,895 Do you even want to be a politician? 1821 01:16:11,997 --> 01:16:14,066 I mean, do you? 1822 01:16:14,099 --> 01:16:17,002 -I've wanted to change the world my entire life. 1823 01:16:20,039 --> 01:16:21,507 -Dorothy, I -- 1824 01:16:21,540 --> 01:16:23,575 I'm the son of a senator, 1825 01:16:23,609 --> 01:16:26,845 and I have literally never seen politics do that. 1826 01:16:29,048 --> 01:16:31,050 -I can't believe the guy that started "Fat Dorothy" 1827 01:16:31,083 --> 01:16:32,451 is going to beat me again. 1828 01:16:32,484 --> 01:16:34,420 I'm sorry. 1829 01:16:34,453 --> 01:16:37,022 You know it's -- you know it's all karma, though, right? 1830 01:16:37,056 --> 01:16:39,058 Because you called me stupid. 1831 01:16:39,091 --> 01:16:41,060 -I never called you stupid. -Oh, yeah, you did. 1832 01:16:41,093 --> 01:16:44,363 We were in class one day, and I made fun of the way 1833 01:16:44,396 --> 01:16:45,998 your dad said something or something like that, 1834 01:16:46,031 --> 01:16:48,133 but I remember very clearly you stood up, 1835 01:16:48,167 --> 01:16:51,337 and your face -- it was beat red. 1836 01:16:51,370 --> 01:16:52,971 And you pointed your little finger at me, 1837 01:16:53,005 --> 01:16:56,909 and you said, "Brent Hart, you are stupid." 1838 01:16:56,942 --> 01:16:58,444 -Well, even if that's true, you're not stupid, 1839 01:16:58,477 --> 01:17:00,946 and you've always know that, and you knew that then, 1840 01:17:00,979 --> 01:17:03,015 so it's a stupid reason to start bullying me 1841 01:17:03,048 --> 01:17:05,084 for the rest of time. -Well, you're not fat, 1842 01:17:05,117 --> 01:17:07,086 and you always knew that, so... -I did not know that, 1843 01:17:07,119 --> 01:17:09,455 as no women in America know that. 1844 01:17:09,488 --> 01:17:12,091 -No. You're beautiful. You were not fat. 1845 01:17:12,124 --> 01:17:14,993 -Ugh. Don't call me beautiful. You don't get to tell me that. 1846 01:17:15,027 --> 01:17:17,896 -Well, I am very sorry that was an asshole to you. 1847 01:17:17,930 --> 01:17:19,365 Truly. 1848 01:17:19,398 --> 01:17:21,633 -If you were sorry, you wouldn't do it anymore. 1849 01:17:21,667 --> 01:17:23,569 -What do you mean? 1850 01:17:23,602 --> 01:17:25,337 -You know, you actually have power here. 1851 01:17:25,371 --> 01:17:27,973 It's like you could actually do things differently. 1852 01:17:28,006 --> 01:17:29,608 Politicians should want to lead. 1853 01:17:29,641 --> 01:17:31,677 You don't seem like you want to lead. 1854 01:17:31,710 --> 01:17:34,012 That makes you an asshole. 1855 01:17:34,046 --> 01:17:37,082 You could be doing something else. 1856 01:17:37,116 --> 01:17:38,384 -What -- I-I mean, what else am I going to do? 1857 01:17:38,417 --> 01:17:40,119 My family is here. 1858 01:17:40,152 --> 01:17:42,187 This is what my family does, and I love Texas. 1859 01:17:42,221 --> 01:17:43,222 I really do. 1860 01:17:43,255 --> 01:17:47,393 So I want to give to it. 1861 01:17:47,426 --> 01:17:49,995 -You want to give it to Texas? 1862 01:17:58,971 --> 01:18:00,939 I can't believe I'm about to say this. 1863 01:18:05,444 --> 01:18:08,180 I actually think you might do an okay job, 1864 01:18:08,213 --> 01:18:10,716 if you just try really, really hard. 1865 01:18:10,750 --> 01:18:14,119 But I hope you do try really, really hard... 1866 01:18:14,153 --> 01:18:15,621 'cause I really care. 1867 01:18:21,660 --> 01:18:26,298 So, cheers to you doing the right thing. 1868 01:18:26,331 --> 01:18:28,000 Good luck. 1869 01:18:31,738 --> 01:18:34,440 -♪ He's Brent Hart 1870 01:18:34,473 --> 01:18:37,643 ♪ He's an American ma-- 1871 01:18:54,059 --> 01:18:56,161 -Hey! -Hey! 1872 01:18:56,195 --> 01:18:58,130 -What are you doing here? I thought you'd be home. 1873 01:18:58,163 --> 01:19:00,332 -I'm so happy you're here. 1874 01:19:00,365 --> 01:19:02,334 You want to hang out with me? 1875 01:19:05,537 --> 01:19:09,074 Can you believe that moment? 1876 01:19:09,107 --> 01:19:11,710 We completely lost today, huh? 1877 01:19:16,114 --> 01:19:19,051 -Eh. You don't think there's any way 1878 01:19:19,084 --> 01:19:22,054 we could come back from that? -No. I don't think so. 1879 01:19:24,122 --> 01:19:26,592 You would have made such an amazing congresswoman. 1880 01:19:26,625 --> 01:19:29,595 I'm sorry. 1881 01:19:29,628 --> 01:19:31,396 -Don't be. -You're such a good friend. 1882 01:19:31,430 --> 01:19:32,564 I'm so grateful. -I'm not. 1883 01:19:32,598 --> 01:19:33,599 I'm not that good a friend. 1884 01:19:33,632 --> 01:19:35,300 You're an amazing friend. 1885 01:19:38,136 --> 01:19:40,606 -Good Lord. I want to hear about Brent. 1886 01:19:40,639 --> 01:19:42,508 Tell me all the Brent things. -I don't know. 1887 01:19:42,541 --> 01:19:44,109 The whole conversation was weird. 1888 01:19:44,142 --> 01:19:45,812 He just seemed so sad. 1889 01:19:45,845 --> 01:19:47,780 And he doesn't want to be a politician at all... 1890 01:19:47,814 --> 01:19:49,381 -Really? -...which is so weird. 1891 01:19:49,414 --> 01:19:51,350 It felt like one of those stress nightmares 1892 01:19:51,383 --> 01:19:54,253 you have where everything happens in the same nightmare. 1893 01:19:54,286 --> 01:19:57,055 -That's what today has kind of been, actually. 1894 01:19:58,290 --> 01:20:01,226 Oh, wow, that's crazy. -Yeah. 1895 01:20:03,695 --> 01:20:08,233 -I was thinking, I never actually apologized to you. 1896 01:20:08,267 --> 01:20:09,635 -For what? 1897 01:20:09,668 --> 01:20:12,271 -Brent was not the only person that... 1898 01:20:13,740 --> 01:20:15,073 was not kind to you. 1899 01:20:15,107 --> 01:20:16,341 I mean, come on. 1900 01:20:16,375 --> 01:20:18,176 I was silently a part of that, 1901 01:20:18,210 --> 01:20:20,679 and kids were awful. 1902 01:20:22,714 --> 01:20:24,449 -Kids are assholes. -I'm so sorry. 1903 01:20:24,483 --> 01:20:27,820 -I was an asshole, too. 1904 01:20:27,854 --> 01:20:30,455 Remember that conversation we had when we first... 1905 01:20:32,524 --> 01:20:34,693 hung out or whatever in the records room 1906 01:20:34,726 --> 01:20:37,396 when I first got back to town? 1907 01:20:37,429 --> 01:20:39,698 -Yeah. 1908 01:20:39,732 --> 01:20:41,700 -Um... 1909 01:20:41,734 --> 01:20:44,670 you asked me, you know, why I stopped doing the musicals. 1910 01:20:48,908 --> 01:20:52,745 I didn't stop 'cause I didn't like doing them. 1911 01:20:52,779 --> 01:20:54,713 I mean, after I started getting bullied, 1912 01:20:54,747 --> 01:20:56,481 I just sort of quit everything 1913 01:20:56,515 --> 01:20:59,484 and started going on the Internet, 1914 01:20:59,518 --> 01:21:02,321 learning about the rainforest, and that just spun me out 1915 01:21:02,354 --> 01:21:04,489 into all of the other evils of our world. 1916 01:21:04,523 --> 01:21:06,425 And... 1917 01:21:06,458 --> 01:21:09,896 I guess I just got to a point where I felt like anything 1918 01:21:09,929 --> 01:21:13,532 but trying to fix everything was just a big waste of time. 1919 01:21:13,565 --> 01:21:15,802 I feel like I owe you an apology, too, 1920 01:21:15,835 --> 01:21:19,404 'cause I feel like as much as you weren't awesome to me... 1921 01:21:22,374 --> 01:21:25,344 I was very jealous of you, 1922 01:21:25,377 --> 01:21:27,412 'cause you just seemed like you were good at being happy 1923 01:21:27,446 --> 01:21:28,815 and like you had this -- 1924 01:21:31,316 --> 01:21:32,852 like you had this relationship with my dad 1925 01:21:32,885 --> 01:21:35,387 that came out of that, 1926 01:21:35,420 --> 01:21:40,225 that I could never really have. 1927 01:21:40,258 --> 01:21:42,661 But I really wish I had spent that time with him. 1928 01:21:44,931 --> 01:21:49,501 -He would have been so proud of you. 1929 01:21:49,534 --> 01:21:51,804 I mean, oh, my God, what you've done. 1930 01:21:53,740 --> 01:21:56,408 Dorothy, he loved you more than anything. 1931 01:22:27,706 --> 01:22:30,475 -Dorothy! Get on down here! 1932 01:22:30,509 --> 01:22:32,477 -And it has been an interesting 24 hours, 1933 01:22:32,511 --> 01:22:35,547 but after a very long and very... 1934 01:22:35,580 --> 01:22:38,250 productive conversation with my family, 1935 01:22:38,283 --> 01:22:40,987 I have decided to hereby withdraw my candidacy. 1936 01:22:41,020 --> 01:22:44,423 I did have a conversation last night with Dorothy Goodwin, 1937 01:22:44,456 --> 01:22:46,725 and as a longtime childhood friend, 1938 01:22:46,759 --> 01:22:49,394 I feel confident in leaving Paula County 1939 01:22:49,428 --> 01:22:53,833 in her caring and deeply well-informed hands. 1940 01:22:53,866 --> 01:22:56,736 -Hands can't be well-informed. -Oh, for Christ's sake. 1941 01:22:56,769 --> 01:22:59,005 You won essentially. How about that? 1942 01:22:59,038 --> 01:23:01,406 -I can see that she is... -We got anything? 1943 01:23:01,440 --> 01:23:04,309 You know where the -- the hard stuff is in the cabinet? 1944 01:23:04,342 --> 01:23:06,344 Go see if we have a real drink. 1945 01:23:06,378 --> 01:23:09,949 -I feel confident, but I will continue to support 1946 01:23:09,982 --> 01:23:13,920 our great state by investing in our burgeoning wine country, 1947 01:23:13,953 --> 01:23:15,822 which is rivaling Napa now. 1948 01:23:15,855 --> 01:23:17,824 I didn't know if you knew that. 1949 01:23:17,857 --> 01:23:20,592 -This is good. This is... 1950 01:23:24,696 --> 01:23:27,532 -Hey, babe, could you grab the box labeled "kitchen" next? 1951 01:23:27,566 --> 01:23:29,969 -No problem, baby. -Thanks, babe. 1952 01:23:30,002 --> 01:23:31,838 -Baby. -Baby. 1953 01:23:37,810 --> 01:23:40,046 -Dorothy, did you see the news? Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1954 01:23:40,079 --> 01:23:42,447 What are you doing right now? -Yeah. No. I'm sorry. 1955 01:23:42,481 --> 01:23:43,883 -Are you running? -No, I was just going upstairs. 1956 01:23:43,916 --> 01:23:45,517 I just -- -We won! I mean, 1957 01:23:45,550 --> 01:23:47,352 or we're definitely going to win now. 1958 01:23:47,385 --> 01:23:49,721 -Yeah, it's -- it's so great, such great news. 1959 01:23:49,756 --> 01:23:52,290 -Oh, and I have a favor to ask. Would you mind coming with me 1960 01:23:52,324 --> 01:23:53,926 to my next ultrasound to record the screen? 1961 01:23:53,960 --> 01:23:56,294 'Cause it really helps Fisher feel like he was there. 1962 01:23:56,328 --> 01:23:57,930 -Yeah. -It's the capital of 1963 01:23:57,964 --> 01:24:00,967 Hubei Province, and that province is all but sealed off 1964 01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:02,634 from the rest of the country. 1965 01:24:02,667 --> 01:24:04,837 Harsher lockdown measures are in place, 1966 01:24:04,871 --> 01:24:05,838 requiring billions of people to stay at home -- 1967 01:24:09,541 --> 01:24:11,077 -Dorothy. 1968 01:24:11,110 --> 01:24:12,711 -...and daily necessities delivered to them. 1969 01:24:12,745 --> 01:24:16,015 And in terms of the... -You basically won. 1970 01:24:16,048 --> 01:24:18,583 -...almost half of China's population. 1971 01:24:18,617 --> 01:24:20,318 -What are you doing in there? 1972 01:24:20,352 --> 01:24:21,954 -Frank, I just want to be alone. 1973 01:24:21,988 --> 01:24:24,422 -I can't hear what you're saying. 1974 01:24:24,456 --> 01:24:26,491 -In terms of the scale here... 1975 01:24:26,525 --> 01:24:28,426 -I made you a sandwich. 1976 01:24:33,465 --> 01:24:35,400 Can I sit down? 1977 01:24:35,433 --> 01:24:36,969 -Please. 1978 01:24:41,540 --> 01:24:44,110 -Geez, I... 1979 01:24:44,143 --> 01:24:47,914 I don't really know what's going on or what -- what you're up to. 1980 01:24:47,947 --> 01:24:49,949 Seems to me you should be celebrating. 1981 01:24:49,982 --> 01:24:51,818 -I'm just... 1982 01:24:51,851 --> 01:24:54,553 Tired. -Sit with me. 1983 01:24:59,792 --> 01:25:04,063 I worry about you so much, you know? 1984 01:25:04,096 --> 01:25:05,965 I don't know what's going on with you, 1985 01:25:05,998 --> 01:25:08,868 but I think you have the greatest potential 1986 01:25:08,901 --> 01:25:12,704 of any human being I have ever seen in my life. 1987 01:25:12,738 --> 01:25:16,108 And I'd be letting you down if I didn't encourage you 1988 01:25:16,142 --> 01:25:19,544 to take this spirit and this heart and this mind 1989 01:25:19,578 --> 01:25:21,948 and share it with the people. 1990 01:25:21,981 --> 01:25:24,616 Have the courage to go out and do that. 1991 01:25:24,649 --> 01:25:26,752 Bear your heart in front of them, 1992 01:25:26,786 --> 01:25:29,588 and you'll win them over. 1993 01:25:29,621 --> 01:25:32,959 This whole country is waiting for the yous. 1994 01:25:41,033 --> 01:25:45,872 I failed a lot at telling people I loved them. 1995 01:25:45,905 --> 01:25:48,741 But I want you to know... 1996 01:25:48,774 --> 01:25:51,543 I love you, ma'am. 1997 01:25:51,576 --> 01:25:54,747 And make no mistake about who's telling you that. 1998 01:25:54,780 --> 01:25:58,150 I love you. 1999 01:25:58,184 --> 01:26:01,153 Listen, you've got a real downtown asshole 2000 01:26:01,187 --> 01:26:03,455 as a grandfather. 2001 01:26:03,488 --> 01:26:06,893 But I did the best I could, you know? 2002 01:26:06,926 --> 01:26:08,493 Now you got a job. 2003 01:26:08,526 --> 01:26:10,062 You won an election. 2004 01:26:10,096 --> 01:26:11,596 You know, you got to go out there. 2005 01:26:11,630 --> 01:26:12,999 That's a win tonight. 2006 01:26:13,032 --> 01:26:15,034 That asshole was no competition, but, you know, 2007 01:26:15,067 --> 01:26:17,837 you forced him to quit because he knew he sucked. 2008 01:26:19,939 --> 01:26:23,009 Now, I'm going downstairs. 2009 01:27:01,781 --> 01:27:04,250 -Today would have been Grandma Lois' 60th birthday, 2010 01:27:04,283 --> 01:27:06,551 so I thought we could learn her favorite song. 2011 01:27:06,584 --> 01:27:08,955 Will you do that with me? -Yeah. Okay. 2012 01:27:08,988 --> 01:27:12,124 -I think you'll like it. -Okay. I'll try. 2013 01:27:12,158 --> 01:27:18,097 -♪ Sleepless dreamer, won't you come on home? ♪ 2014 01:27:18,130 --> 01:27:22,001 - Yeah. Okay. 2015 01:27:22,034 --> 01:27:25,603 -♪ The season's turning 2016 01:27:25,637 --> 01:27:29,108 ♪ You've been too long alone 2017 01:27:29,141 --> 01:27:31,210 -Good. So... 2018 01:27:31,243 --> 01:27:33,245 ♪ The season's turning -♪ The season's turning 2019 01:27:33,279 --> 01:27:35,680 -♪ You've been too long alone 2020 01:27:35,714 --> 01:27:37,116 -Yeah! 2021 01:27:37,149 --> 01:27:39,018 -...protecting coffee's genetic diversity 2022 01:27:39,051 --> 01:27:40,685 has emerged as essential 2023 01:27:40,719 --> 01:27:43,588 to its surviving rising global temperatures. 2024 01:27:55,567 --> 01:27:57,669 -What we're dealing with here is a president 2025 01:27:57,702 --> 01:28:00,773 who doesn't even mention climate change 2026 01:28:00,806 --> 01:28:03,541 in his State of the Union address 2027 01:28:03,575 --> 01:28:07,046 but then says he's going to be planting a trillion trees, 2028 01:28:07,079 --> 01:28:10,282 with zero proof to that matter, 2029 01:28:10,316 --> 01:28:15,087 even as his administration is opening up protected areas 2030 01:28:15,121 --> 01:28:18,958 for the first time in -- in some cases, decades 2031 01:28:18,991 --> 01:28:21,260 to drilling and logging... 2032 01:28:34,340 --> 01:28:36,308 -We can do it mambo style. Have you ever sang 2033 01:28:36,342 --> 01:28:38,077 anything mambo style? I know I haven't. 2034 01:28:38,110 --> 01:28:39,879 -I don't want to sing anything mambo style. 2035 01:28:39,912 --> 01:28:41,747 I don't want to sing anything at all. I don't -- 2036 01:28:41,781 --> 01:28:43,249 The song does not actually distract me from the fact 2037 01:28:43,282 --> 01:28:45,351 that there's still no envelope in our mailbox, 2038 01:28:45,384 --> 01:28:47,353 and Ray got his results last week. 2039 01:28:47,386 --> 01:28:49,155 -Honey, it doesn't mean that you're not going to get one. 2040 01:28:49,188 --> 01:28:50,923 Come on. Let's -- Let's sing the song. 2041 01:28:50,956 --> 01:28:54,093 Whatever happens, okay? 2042 01:28:54,126 --> 01:28:56,762 -I don't want to sing a song! No song! 2043 01:28:56,796 --> 01:28:59,732 Sing the fucking song. 2044 01:28:59,765 --> 01:29:01,801 Sing the fucking song. 2045 01:29:20,886 --> 01:29:22,654 -Hey, honey bunches. 2046 01:29:26,258 --> 01:29:28,094 -Aw, honey. 2047 01:29:30,296 --> 01:29:32,630 I know the world is... 2048 01:29:35,000 --> 01:29:39,371 Well, but you can -- you can change all that. 2049 01:29:39,405 --> 01:29:41,706 -I can't. I can't. -You know? 2050 01:29:41,740 --> 01:29:45,411 You can change all that, and I, for one, believe that you will. 2051 01:29:45,444 --> 01:29:47,813 So... 2052 01:29:47,847 --> 01:29:50,715 over and out or... 2053 01:29:50,749 --> 01:29:53,219 L-O-L or whatever the kids... 2054 01:29:53,252 --> 01:29:55,020 are saying these days. 2055 01:29:55,054 --> 01:29:57,389 -But one more thing. 2056 01:29:57,423 --> 01:30:01,994 Try to understand that college is important, but... 2057 01:30:04,396 --> 01:30:06,732 ...so is love. 2058 01:30:06,765 --> 01:30:08,734 -So is love. So is honesty. 2059 01:30:08,767 --> 01:30:12,404 So is... 2060 01:30:12,438 --> 01:30:14,273 So is truth. 2061 01:30:18,944 --> 01:30:21,046 And so is life. 2062 01:30:21,080 --> 01:30:22,748 And so is singing. 2063 01:30:22,781 --> 01:30:25,885 And that's why I'm going to play it anyway. 2064 01:30:25,918 --> 01:30:28,921 You're gonna hate me 'cause you'll hear this from upstairs. 2065 01:30:28,954 --> 01:30:31,723 One, two, three, and... 2066 01:30:35,494 --> 01:30:41,467 ♪ Sleepless dreamer, won't you come on home ♪ 2067 01:30:43,869 --> 01:30:47,072 ♪ The season's turning 2068 01:31:19,104 --> 01:31:21,040 -Good morning. I'm Victoria Upson, 2069 01:31:21,073 --> 01:31:24,376 reporting for PJTX at the saved community center in Alabaster. 2070 01:31:24,410 --> 01:31:26,345 Dorothy Goodwin, yesterday's primary vote winner -- 2071 01:31:26,378 --> 01:31:27,947 -I can't believe that it's so packed, 2072 01:31:27,980 --> 01:31:29,215 we had to park by the dumpsters, 2073 01:31:29,248 --> 01:31:30,482 and they're covering it on the news! 2074 01:31:30,516 --> 01:31:32,084 This is crazy. Let me do a tooth check. 2075 01:31:32,117 --> 01:31:33,886 Let me see. You look amazing. 2076 01:31:33,919 --> 01:31:36,188 Let me go to the side. Wait. Hold on. Hold on. 2077 01:31:36,222 --> 01:31:38,490 I want to fix that. You look great. 2078 01:31:38,524 --> 01:31:40,359 Mae-bird, will you pass me my pur-- Okay. 2079 01:31:40,392 --> 01:31:42,061 Thank you. How do I look? 2080 01:31:42,094 --> 01:31:43,929 Do I look okay? I know it's not about me. 2081 01:31:43,963 --> 01:31:45,097 You look beautiful. -I do? 2082 01:31:45,130 --> 01:31:46,432 -Yeah. -I feel like my base 2083 01:31:46,465 --> 01:31:49,034 is a little heavy, but, you know, who cares? 2084 01:31:49,068 --> 01:31:51,437 Ohh! I'm so excited for you! It's your big day! 2085 01:31:51,470 --> 01:31:55,241 You worked so hard! Ahh! -We worked so hard. 2086 01:31:55,274 --> 01:31:56,942 -You worked so hard. Hey, Mae-bird, 2087 01:31:56,976 --> 01:31:58,877 you're gonna work hard when you grow up, right? 2088 01:31:58,911 --> 01:32:00,279 Help me carry these posters, okay, 2089 01:32:00,312 --> 01:32:03,115 'cause your brother is kicking on my bladder. 2090 01:32:11,290 --> 01:32:12,858 -Hi, Caroline. 2091 01:32:12,891 --> 01:32:14,860 Yeah, I'll be out of here in 20. Oh, God, no. 2092 01:32:14,893 --> 01:32:17,930 I'm just here to see if I can pick some moderate donors. 2093 01:32:17,963 --> 01:32:20,899 Yes, I heard that garden of Eden speech. 2094 01:32:20,933 --> 01:32:22,935 Bye. 2095 01:32:33,512 --> 01:32:35,547 -Sally! Hi! 2096 01:32:35,581 --> 01:32:38,450 -Hi, Dorothy. 2097 01:32:38,484 --> 01:32:40,452 -Uh, fresh-washed. 2098 01:32:40,486 --> 01:32:43,289 - Doesn't make it clean. 2099 01:32:43,322 --> 01:32:44,990 -Con-- Congratulations. 2100 01:32:45,024 --> 01:32:46,325 -Congratulate me when I win. 2101 01:32:46,358 --> 01:32:48,827 I'm the only one running. 2102 01:32:48,861 --> 01:32:50,829 -To the best woman. 2103 01:32:50,863 --> 01:32:53,332 -I just want you to know 2104 01:32:53,365 --> 01:32:56,035 I don't plan on losing this seat again. 2105 01:32:56,068 --> 01:32:58,103 This is my fourth time running. 2106 01:32:58,137 --> 01:33:00,939 And, believe me, I know every trick in the book. 2107 01:33:00,973 --> 01:33:04,843 I've had them all used on me by candidates over the years, 2108 01:33:04,877 --> 01:33:07,846 one supported by your buddies. 2109 01:33:07,880 --> 01:33:10,182 And while I was impressed by the intelligence 2110 01:33:10,215 --> 01:33:13,385 behind your pro-choice-adjacent behavior, 2111 01:33:13,419 --> 01:33:15,321 I don't buy it for a minute. 2112 01:33:15,354 --> 01:33:19,291 Everything you do is a ploy. 2113 01:33:19,325 --> 01:33:22,494 -But I -- I really do believe of all those things. 2114 01:33:22,528 --> 01:33:24,930 That's why I ran this campaign. -You don't believe anything. 2115 01:33:24,963 --> 01:33:27,333 None of you believe any of that. 2116 01:33:27,366 --> 01:33:29,234 -That's really not true. I -- 2117 01:33:29,268 --> 01:33:31,103 -I was the one that leaked the photo. 2118 01:33:31,136 --> 01:33:33,372 And while you turned that one around on me, 2119 01:33:33,405 --> 01:33:34,973 it's not gonna happen again. 2120 01:33:35,007 --> 01:33:36,308 -I'm sorry. You leaked the photos of Greta? 2121 01:33:36,342 --> 01:33:37,910 -That's just the beginning. 2122 01:33:37,943 --> 01:33:39,411 I got the video of you being arrested 2123 01:33:39,445 --> 01:33:41,447 with your little nose ring. 2124 01:33:41,480 --> 01:33:43,582 The minute you accept the nomination, 2125 01:33:43,615 --> 01:33:45,984 I'm releasing everything. 2126 01:33:46,018 --> 01:33:49,154 I don't know what fucked-up game you think you're playing here, 2127 01:33:49,188 --> 01:33:52,491 but as you know, I am pro-life. 2128 01:33:52,524 --> 01:33:56,228 So you taking that pregnant mother to get an abortion... 2129 01:33:56,261 --> 01:33:58,230 -I want to thank you all for coming today. 2130 01:33:58,263 --> 01:34:00,899 -...it made me sick. 2131 01:34:00,933 --> 01:34:02,468 -Without further ado... 2132 01:34:02,501 --> 01:34:04,570 -See you out there. 2133 01:34:07,439 --> 01:34:10,976 -...your Republican nominee, Dorothy Goodwin. 2134 01:34:11,009 --> 01:34:14,313 -♪ Sleepless dreamer -♪ Sleepless dreamer 2135 01:34:41,273 --> 01:34:43,108 -I'm so sorry. 2136 01:34:43,142 --> 01:34:44,443 Um, if I could just get a quick consultation just with my -- 2137 01:34:44,476 --> 01:34:46,111 with my campaign manager just for one second. 2138 01:34:46,145 --> 01:34:48,180 Greta, could you meet me outside just for one moment, 2139 01:34:48,213 --> 01:34:49,982 just out back, please? Thank you so much. 2140 01:34:50,015 --> 01:34:52,084 Thanks so much. We'll just be right back. I'm sorry. 2141 01:34:52,117 --> 01:34:54,253 -What the actual fuck, Dorothy?! 2142 01:34:54,286 --> 01:34:56,088 -I know. I never told -- I never told a single campaign lie. 2143 01:34:56,121 --> 01:34:57,623 -You never told a campaign lie? -I have been registered 2144 01:34:57,656 --> 01:34:59,291 as a Republican in Texas my entire adult life. 2145 01:34:59,324 --> 01:35:00,592 And, granted, it was to mess with your primaries, 2146 01:35:00,626 --> 01:35:03,529 but technically it's not a lie. 2147 01:35:03,562 --> 01:35:05,164 Got us through anything that was illegal. 2148 01:35:05,197 --> 01:35:06,632 I would never put you in that position. 2149 01:35:06,665 --> 01:35:08,367 Wanted to mess with Texas, but, like, not like -- 2150 01:35:08,400 --> 01:35:10,102 -Well, you don't mess with Texas. 2151 01:35:10,135 --> 01:35:11,670 -Okay, I understand that. It was a bad choice of words. 2152 01:35:11,703 --> 01:35:13,505 Sally is so much worse than Brent, which is completely 2153 01:35:13,539 --> 01:35:15,307 my bad because I didn't research her at all. 2154 01:35:15,340 --> 01:35:16,975 I just bought based on brand, which was the whole reason 2155 01:35:17,009 --> 01:35:18,510 why I ran this campaign, so joke's completely on me. 2156 01:35:18,544 --> 01:35:20,345 -It's not a joke. -I really thought -- 2157 01:35:20,379 --> 01:35:22,414 -It's not a joke, Dorothy. Just let me talk! 2158 01:35:22,448 --> 01:35:25,184 It's not a joke! 2159 01:35:25,217 --> 01:35:27,085 You took it too far! 2160 01:35:27,119 --> 01:35:29,288 We're real people. I'm a real person. 2161 01:35:29,321 --> 01:35:31,223 I don't know who you are. 2162 01:35:31,256 --> 01:35:32,558 -You do know who I am. 2163 01:35:32,591 --> 01:35:34,159 -I thought we were friends. -We are friends. 2164 01:35:34,193 --> 01:35:35,561 -And it's clear that you just think I'm a moron. 2165 01:35:35,594 --> 01:35:37,129 -I do not think you're a moron. 2166 01:35:37,162 --> 01:35:38,397 -You thought I was a moron in high school, 2167 01:35:38,430 --> 01:35:39,766 and you think I'm a moron now. -I don't. 2168 01:35:39,799 --> 01:35:41,333 -And you don't actually care 2169 01:35:41,366 --> 01:35:44,269 that I'm a real person with real feelings. 2170 01:35:44,303 --> 01:35:47,005 -I just hated this town so much. I don't know how to explain it. 2171 01:35:47,039 --> 01:35:50,442 I just hated this town so much for what it did it to me, and... 2172 01:35:52,812 --> 01:35:54,580 And for... 2173 01:35:58,350 --> 01:36:01,653 And for what it did to my dad. And... 2174 01:36:06,191 --> 01:36:08,360 He was gay. 2175 01:36:09,328 --> 01:36:11,663 And I didn't even know until after he was dead. 2176 01:36:11,697 --> 01:36:13,766 And it's not an excuse. It's not an excuse. 2177 01:36:13,800 --> 01:36:15,667 There's no excuse for what I've done. 2178 01:36:15,701 --> 01:36:19,137 But I -- I was at his funeral looking at all these people 2179 01:36:19,171 --> 01:36:20,706 who... 2180 01:36:20,740 --> 01:36:24,243 loved him... 2181 01:36:24,276 --> 01:36:27,179 but who were the reason why he didn't have a full life. 2182 01:36:30,817 --> 01:36:33,285 And maybe that was their fault, 2183 01:36:33,318 --> 01:36:36,622 or maybe he just... 2184 01:36:36,655 --> 01:36:39,391 made assumptions... 2185 01:36:39,424 --> 01:36:42,394 just like I have. 2186 01:36:42,427 --> 01:36:45,097 But whatever it did to me, I just hated this place 2187 01:36:45,130 --> 01:36:48,033 and just got really overwhelmed. 2188 01:36:49,434 --> 01:36:52,571 I just got really overwhelmed, and I'm sorry. 2189 01:36:52,604 --> 01:36:56,675 I just hate the president so much. 2190 01:36:56,708 --> 01:36:58,443 I know you do, too! 2191 01:36:58,477 --> 01:37:02,648 -It was the first time in my life... 2192 01:37:04,283 --> 01:37:08,353 ...that anyone has taken anything 2193 01:37:08,387 --> 01:37:11,590 that I have thought or felt seriously. 2194 01:37:11,623 --> 01:37:14,794 And I... 2195 01:37:14,827 --> 01:37:17,729 was something other than... 2196 01:37:17,764 --> 01:37:19,665 Fisher's wife and a mom. 2197 01:37:19,698 --> 01:37:21,233 And I loved you, and I loved your dad. 2198 01:37:21,266 --> 01:37:22,568 Of course I love your dad! 2199 01:37:22,601 --> 01:37:24,336 Do I feel guilty? Yes. 2200 01:37:24,369 --> 01:37:26,538 Do people in this town probably feel guilty? 2201 01:37:26,572 --> 01:37:29,174 Yes, but I'm... 2202 01:37:29,207 --> 01:37:32,110 Ugh. God. 2203 01:37:32,144 --> 01:37:33,712 I'm sorry about your dad. 2204 01:37:33,746 --> 01:37:36,315 I loved him, and I loved our time together, 2205 01:37:36,348 --> 01:37:40,452 but I can't talk to you anymore because... 2206 01:37:40,485 --> 01:37:41,888 I have a family and I have to -- 2207 01:37:41,921 --> 01:37:43,790 -No, no, wait, wait, wait. wait. -I -- I can't. 2208 01:37:43,823 --> 01:37:45,724 You're clearly going through something, and I -- 2209 01:37:45,758 --> 01:37:47,693 -Please just hear me out. -I'm actually quite mad. 2210 01:37:47,726 --> 01:37:49,595 -You never have to listen -- I understand that. 2211 01:37:49,628 --> 01:37:51,296 You don't have to stop being mad at me. 2212 01:37:51,330 --> 01:37:54,333 Just please hear me out, okay? Look. 2213 01:37:54,366 --> 01:37:57,904 It should be you running. It should always have been you. 2214 01:37:57,937 --> 01:37:59,772 -What? -You should. 2215 01:37:59,806 --> 01:38:01,908 You've run this whole campaign on the idea of having courage 2216 01:38:01,941 --> 01:38:03,810 when it isn't convenient. When have I ever done that? 2217 01:38:03,843 --> 01:38:05,310 -You really do need psychiatric help. 2218 01:38:05,344 --> 01:38:06,879 -No, I don't. -Are you -- I'm confused. 2219 01:38:06,913 --> 01:38:08,614 -I am right about this. -This is a lot of information. 2220 01:38:08,647 --> 01:38:10,382 -You are honest and you are kind and you care! 2221 01:38:10,415 --> 01:38:12,317 -Are you saying that I'm supposed to be a politician?! 2222 01:38:12,351 --> 01:38:14,519 -Absolutely! -What are you talking about?! 2223 01:38:17,623 --> 01:38:20,559 You are what we actually need and deserve! 2224 01:38:23,295 --> 01:38:25,297 I mean, I would vote for you. 2225 01:38:26,833 --> 01:38:29,234 -I'm not a politician, Dorothy. 2226 01:38:29,267 --> 01:38:32,504 -That's a matter of semantics. I would vote for you. 2227 01:38:32,537 --> 01:38:35,641 And I know that a lot of people would, and I have an idea. 2228 01:38:39,311 --> 01:38:42,749 Will you let me try my idea, please? 2229 01:38:42,782 --> 01:38:44,182 Please. 2230 01:38:46,551 --> 01:38:49,254 -Don't you even want to hear my idea? 2231 01:38:53,993 --> 01:38:57,864 Ahh! You're insane! 2232 01:39:00,599 --> 01:39:03,535 -It's Sunday, September 13, 2020. 2233 01:39:03,568 --> 01:39:05,805 This is "The Sit Down with Vicky." 2234 01:39:05,838 --> 01:39:08,741 Good morning. We are eight weeks out from voting day. 2235 01:39:08,775 --> 01:39:11,410 First up, with our ongoing election coverage, 2236 01:39:11,443 --> 01:39:13,345 we are so lucky to have with us 2237 01:39:13,378 --> 01:39:16,415 Greta Hoffman, campaign manager turned independent candidate 2238 01:39:16,448 --> 01:39:19,786 for Texas state legislature, and Dorothy Goodwin... 2239 01:39:19,819 --> 01:39:22,387 -Dorothy, it's on! 2240 01:39:22,421 --> 01:39:24,757 It's on the TV right now! Get on down here! See it! 2241 01:39:24,791 --> 01:39:26,591 -I'm coming! 2242 01:39:26,625 --> 01:39:29,762 -You of all people don't want to miss yourself on the TV. 2243 01:39:29,796 --> 01:39:31,630 -...liberal Republican nominee. 2244 01:39:31,663 --> 01:39:32,999 -I was just kidding! 2245 01:39:33,032 --> 01:39:35,367 -Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. -Maybe. 2246 01:39:35,400 --> 01:39:37,469 -I came here today to accept the Republican nomination. 2247 01:39:37,502 --> 01:39:38,838 I believe that we're in the middle 2248 01:39:38,871 --> 01:39:40,472 of an environmental apocalypse. 2249 01:39:40,505 --> 01:39:42,708 I think that we need to come together. 2250 01:39:42,742 --> 01:39:45,510 I did come here to do something good. 2251 01:39:49,015 --> 01:39:52,684 And instead I ended up finding someone good. 2252 01:39:55,487 --> 01:39:57,890 And that person is Greta Hoffman. 2253 01:39:57,924 --> 01:40:00,525 Vicky, all I can really say about that is, some days you 2254 01:40:00,559 --> 01:40:03,361 just kind of have to tell it like it is, or at least I do, 2255 01:40:03,395 --> 01:40:04,997 although I do want to seriously state 2256 01:40:05,031 --> 01:40:07,033 that the climate crisis is worse than ever. 2257 01:40:07,066 --> 01:40:11,037 -With that in mind, why not focus on your own nomination? 2258 01:40:11,070 --> 01:40:13,472 Why support Greta? -I think that the thing... 2259 01:40:13,505 --> 01:40:16,575 See how good my nose ring looks on TV? 2260 01:40:16,608 --> 01:40:19,444 -You look sharp, ma'am. -Thank you. 2261 01:40:19,478 --> 01:40:20,847 -Is that one Lois'? 2262 01:40:20,880 --> 01:40:22,614 -The blazer is... 2263 01:40:22,647 --> 01:40:24,382 We absolutely all have to stand together 2264 01:40:24,416 --> 01:40:27,652 to strike down hatred, bullying, 2265 01:40:27,686 --> 01:40:29,922 and misinformation in all of their forms. 2266 01:40:29,956 --> 01:40:33,025 -It's very important to me to run a campaign 2267 01:40:33,059 --> 01:40:35,862 that welcomes everyone to the table equally 2268 01:40:35,895 --> 01:40:37,629 and without preconceived notions. 2269 01:40:37,662 --> 01:40:40,032 -That's beautiful and incredibly inspiring. 2270 01:40:40,066 --> 01:40:42,034 -Yes. And she's up in the polls! 2271 01:40:42,068 --> 01:40:44,070 She's actually making history as the first independent woman 2272 01:40:44,103 --> 01:40:46,404 and the first pro-choice woman to be up in the polls 2273 01:40:46,438 --> 01:40:48,707 in Paula County, so let's make history together. 2274 01:40:48,741 --> 01:40:50,609 Let's get out there and vote. 2275 01:40:50,642 --> 01:40:53,445 Or send in your ballot from home. Very important. 2276 01:40:53,478 --> 01:40:55,982 -To everyone in Northeastern Texas, you can go to my website, 2277 01:40:56,015 --> 01:40:58,583 and I will give you all the locations for polling. 2278 01:40:58,617 --> 01:41:01,319 -Yes. Power to the people, y'all! Vote! 2279 01:41:01,353 --> 01:41:07,626 -♪ Sleepless dreamer, make your journey home ♪ 2280 01:41:07,659 --> 01:41:10,062 ♪ The season's turning 2281 01:41:10,096 --> 01:41:15,367 ♪ You've been too long alone 2282 01:41:15,400 --> 01:41:17,402 ♪ Ease on your saddle 2283 01:41:17,435 --> 01:41:22,340 ♪ Soothe your weary bones 2284 01:41:22,374 --> 01:41:28,848 ♪ Sleepless dreamer, make your journey home ♪ 2285 01:41:28,881 --> 01:41:34,686 ♪ Ohh, sing out of your journey ♪ 2286 01:41:34,719 --> 01:41:40,026 ♪ The world needs to hear your song ♪ 2287 01:41:40,059 --> 01:41:45,965 ♪ And, ohh, ride through the darkness ♪ 2288 01:41:45,998 --> 01:41:50,435 ♪ And bring back your light with the dawn ♪ 2289 01:41:52,571 --> 01:41:59,644 ♪ Restless wanderer, open up your eyes ♪ 2290 01:41:59,678 --> 01:42:06,585 ♪ Eden's burning, there's fire in the skies ♪ 2291 01:42:06,618 --> 01:42:13,893 ♪ Aren't you tired of all their petty lies? ♪ 2292 01:42:13,926 --> 01:42:20,066 ♪ Restless wanderer, open up your eyes ♪ 2293 01:42:20,099 --> 01:42:25,805 ♪ And, ohh, sing out of your journey ♪ 2294 01:42:25,838 --> 01:42:31,543 ♪ The world needs to hear your song ♪ 2295 01:42:31,576 --> 01:42:37,449 ♪ And, oh, oh, oh, ride through the darkness ♪ 2296 01:42:37,482 --> 01:42:39,451 ♪ And bring back your light 2297 01:42:39,484 --> 01:42:46,025 ♪ With the d-a-a-awn 2298 01:42:46,103 --> 01:42:48,916 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2299 01:43:14,854 --> 01:43:20,226 ♪ Ohh, sing out of your journey ♪ 2300 01:43:20,259 --> 01:43:25,798 ♪ The world needs to hear your song ♪ 2301 01:43:25,831 --> 01:43:31,804 ♪ And, oh, oh, oh, ride through the darkness ♪ 2302 01:43:31,837 --> 01:43:33,773 ♪ And bring back your light 2303 01:43:33,806 --> 01:43:40,880 ♪ With the d-a-a-awn 2304 01:43:40,913 --> 01:43:43,149 ♪ Lie beside me 2305 01:43:43,182 --> 01:43:45,818 ♪ Come down from the stars 2306 01:43:48,254 --> 01:43:55,694 ♪ Sleepless dreamer, settle who you are ♪ 2307 01:43:55,727 --> 01:44:03,269 ♪ No more seeking what you already know ♪ 2308 01:44:03,302 --> 01:44:10,776 ♪ Sleepless dreamer, bring your body home ♪ 2309 01:44:10,810 --> 01:44:18,751 ♪ Sleepless dreamer, bring your body home 2310 01:44:28,626 --> 01:44:32,832 -♪ She'll take the hard road if it's right ♪ 2311 01:44:32,865 --> 01:44:38,570 ♪ She'll work all day and through the night ♪ 2312 01:44:38,603 --> 01:44:41,040 ♪ To keep your freedoms safe, she'll fight ♪ 2313 01:44:41,073 --> 01:44:45,778 ♪ She's the hero from Paula County ♪ 2314 01:44:48,848 --> 01:44:52,051 ♪ Dorothy Goodwin is her name 2315 01:44:52,084 --> 01:44:56,288 ♪ She fights for your personal liberties ♪ 2316 01:44:56,322 --> 01:45:00,725 ♪ She won't play the politicians' games ♪ 2317 01:45:00,760 --> 01:45:06,999 ♪ She'll stand up for this community ♪ 2318 01:45:24,050 --> 01:45:28,154 ♪ She knows what the Founding Fathers meant ♪ 2319 01:45:28,187 --> 01:45:32,825 ♪ She's the hero, even when it's not convenient ♪ 2320 01:45:32,858 --> 01:45:35,127 ♪ Her rule is iron-clad 2321 01:45:35,161 --> 01:45:36,829 ♪ She cannot be bent 2322 01:45:36,862 --> 01:45:41,633 ♪ She's the hero of Paula County ♪ 2323 01:45:44,003 --> 01:45:47,807 ♪ Dorothy Goodwin is her name 2324 01:45:47,840 --> 01:45:52,378 ♪ She'll care for our Garden of Eden ♪ 2325 01:45:52,411 --> 01:45:56,348 ♪ Dorothy Goodwin is her name 2326 01:45:56,382 --> 01:46:03,655 ♪ She's the change that Texas is needin' ♪ 2327 01:46:09,028 --> 01:46:13,665 ♪ She's not your teacher, your mother, or your wife ♪ 2328 01:46:13,698 --> 01:46:15,401 ♪ But just like them, she will protect ♪ 2329 01:46:15,434 --> 01:46:17,702 ♪ Our Texas way of life 2330 01:46:17,736 --> 01:46:19,138 ♪ She stands with Jesus 2331 01:46:19,171 --> 01:46:21,740 ♪ On ending all human pain and strife ♪ 2332 01:46:21,774 --> 01:46:26,745 ♪ She's the hero of Paula County ♪ 2333 01:46:26,779 --> 01:46:30,316 ♪ Dorothy Goodwin is her name 2334 01:46:30,349 --> 01:46:35,121 ♪ She'll care for our Garden of Eden ♪ 2335 01:46:35,154 --> 01:46:39,258 ♪ Dorothy Goodwin is her name 2336 01:46:39,291 --> 01:46:49,001 ♪ She's the change that Texas is needin' ♪ 2337 01:47:05,717 --> 01:47:08,020 -♪ Ohh-oh 2338 01:47:08,053 --> 01:47:17,863 -♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh 166611

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