Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:11,052
(phone rings)
2
00:00:11,094 --> 00:00:12,846
Dunder Mifflin, this is Erin.
3
00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,098
He's not available right now.
4
00:00:16,349 --> 00:00:17,976
Uh-huh.
5
00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,227
Yes.
6
00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:20,645
Sure, I'll give him a
message when he gets up-
7
00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:21,688
Gets back!
8
00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:26,651
Michael had chicken
pot pie for lunch.
9
00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:27,986
Actually, let me rephrase that.
10
00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:31,197
Michael had an entire
chicken pot pie for lunch.
11
00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:33,575
Let me be more specific.
12
00:00:33,616 --> 00:00:37,662
Michael ate an entire
family-sized chicken pot pie
13
00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:39,164
for lunch and then he
promptly fell asleep.
14
00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:41,207
So we're all trying
to be very quiet
15
00:00:41,249 --> 00:00:43,251
so as to not wake him
up before 5:00 pm,
16
00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:46,171
which actually
should be in about...
17
00:00:51,509 --> 00:00:52,761
10 minutes.
18
00:00:52,802 --> 00:00:54,346
(chair creaks)
19
00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:58,350
- [All] Shh.
- Sorry!
20
00:00:58,391 --> 00:01:00,018
Okay, I'm gonna go in there
and change the computer.
21
00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,186
Are you sure you can
change his watch?
22
00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:02,771
I can do it.
23
00:01:02,812 --> 00:01:04,856
What do you need from me?
24
00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:06,316
Normally I don't
condone leaving early,
25
00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:08,443
but I have an appointment
with the horse doctor.
26
00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:10,820
How that horse became
a doctor, I don't know.
27
00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:14,657
(Dwight laughs)
28
00:01:14,699 --> 00:01:16,326
No, I'm kidding.
29
00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:17,952
He's just a regular doctor who
shoots your horse in the head
30
00:01:17,994 --> 00:01:19,204
when its leg is broken.
31
00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:22,874
(computer mouse clicks)
32
00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:25,835
(Michael groans)
33
00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:29,381
(car horn beeps)
34
00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,053
Like clockwork.
35
00:01:38,264 --> 00:01:41,059
(everyone laughs)
36
00:01:43,144 --> 00:01:45,230
Oh, no.
37
00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:46,398
(Michael laughs)
38
00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:47,524
Uh-oh.
39
00:01:47,565 --> 00:01:48,400
What so funny?
40
00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:49,359
Gotta be there!
41
00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:51,653
Oh, yay. Geography joke.
42
00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:53,530
(Michael laughs)
43
00:01:53,571 --> 00:01:56,074
Oh! Oh, wow, okay.
44
00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,409
All right, let's all go home.
45
00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:59,828
Come on. See you all tamale.
46
00:01:59,869 --> 00:02:02,539
(Michael laughs)
47
00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:08,003
Gentlemen. Burning the
midnight oil I see.
48
00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:10,964
See you tomorrow.
49
00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:14,009
- See you later.
- Bye, Michael!
50
00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:20,348
(group applauding)
(group cheering)
51
00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:22,183
Hey, Jim.
52
00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:23,560
You know, his clock
is four hours off.
53
00:02:23,601 --> 00:02:24,811
[Jim] Yep.
54
00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:25,770
So we all need to
be here at 5:00 am
55
00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:26,938
in order to make this work.
56
00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,773
Better make it
4:30, just to be safe.
57
00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:31,776
- Yes. (laughs)
- All right.
58
00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,820
(Dwight imitates
pistols shooting)
59
00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:35,363
Yeah!
60
00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:37,991
(bright upbeat music)
61
00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:10,815
How you doing, Stanley?
62
00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:13,818
Same as I was yesterday
just now I'm outside.
63
00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,320
This party sucks, Meredith.
64
00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:16,821
Call me Mom.
65
00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,490
Up yours Meredith.
66
00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:21,326
In the car, now. All day!
67
00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:22,160
Again?
68
00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,579
Look Jake. Unbelievable.
69
00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:27,165
{\an8}You have to work hard
to get to play hard.
70
00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:29,542
{\an8}And I think people
work all year long
71
00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:33,213
{\an8}just so they can have that
one beautiful day outdoors
72
00:03:33,254 --> 00:03:35,298
hanging out with their family.
73
00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:37,509
I usually bring a guy
from the condo complex,
74
00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:40,428
but this year I would
just rather catch up
75
00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:43,682
{\an8}with some of my old friends
from the other branches.
76
00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:44,557
{\an8}Like Dan Gore.
77
00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:50,480
{\an8}And Holly will be here,
we exchanged emails.
78
00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:54,359
{\an8}And that guy from Akron.
79
00:03:55,819 --> 00:03:57,112
[Jim] All right.
You ready for this?
80
00:03:57,153 --> 00:03:58,530
Yeah, we walk around,
everyone sees our faces
81
00:03:58,571 --> 00:03:59,531
{\an8}and we leave, right?
82
00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:00,865
{\an8}- Yeah.
- Okay.
83
00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,659
{\an8}Wait, should I have
left the car running?
84
00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:04,202
{\an8}(Pam and Jim laugh)
85
00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,412
Oh.
86
00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:06,913
{\an8}Oh, don't get us
wrong, We like picnics.
87
00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:08,373
{\an8}Come on. Who
doesn't like a picnic?
88
00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:09,833
{\an8}Tell him what
happened last year.
89
00:04:09,874 --> 00:04:12,252
{\an8}I had this huge spider
in my baseball mitt.
90
00:04:12,293 --> 00:04:13,920
{\an8}No, no, the guy who hit on me.
91
00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:16,256
{\an8}Oh, right, some drunk
guy hit on Pam last year.
92
00:04:16,297 --> 00:04:18,174
{\an8}Said he was grabbing
her for balance.
93
00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:21,219
{\an8}Yeah. You don't grab
these for balance.
94
00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,220
{\an8}Well...
95
00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:27,392
{\an8}I'm gonna say 30.
96
00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:28,727
{\an8}Ah, 40.
97
00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:30,228
{\an8}Insect repellent
which we clearly need,
98
00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,063
{\an8}reduces the
effectiveness of SPF.
99
00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,941
{\an8}Good point, but
thought of that already.
100
00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:37,485
- Combination SPF repellent.
- Whoa.
101
00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:39,112
- Homemade?
- Of course.
102
00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:41,489
You think the EPA would
ever allow that much deet?
103
00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:43,241
(Dwight and Rolf laugh)
104
00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:46,244
Rolf is my best friend.
We met in a shoe store.
105
00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:49,039
{\an8}I heard him asking for a shoe
that could increase his speed
106
00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,540
{\an8}and not leave any tracks.
107
00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:53,043
We got to talking and...
108
00:04:54,502 --> 00:04:57,255
(crowd cheering)
109
00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:00,592
{\an8}I'm really looking forward
110
00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:02,635
{\an8}to seeing all my old
friends from Scranton.
111
00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,181
{\an8}I wonder if they'll
recognize me 'cause
112
00:05:06,222 --> 00:05:08,141
{\an8}I talk like this now.
113
00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:11,561
Michael, isn't that Holly?
114
00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:15,607
(Holly laughs)
115
00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:18,068
We're just friends.
116
00:05:18,109 --> 00:05:20,362
Hey, hey, wait a second.
117
00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:23,323
Who let you in here,
is what I want to know.
118
00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:26,785
Oh, no. I see they're
letting just anybody in here.
119
00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:29,120
Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's right.
120
00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:31,664
- All right.
- All right. Mm-hmm.
121
00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:33,458
(Holly and Michael laugh)
122
00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:34,292
- Hey.
- Hi.
123
00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,380
You remember AJ, my boyfriend?
124
00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:41,299
A little bit. Uh, I
meet a lot of people.
125
00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,175
- Hey, Michael.
- Hey.
126
00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:44,678
Oh.
(Michael groans)
127
00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:52,060
So would you guys
like some lemonade?
128
00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:53,728
Or one of you?
129
00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,980
Or both of you? Either or.
130
00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:57,816
Combinations are endless.
131
00:05:57,857 --> 00:05:58,983
Lemonade sounds great.
132
00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:00,443
Okay.
133
00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:02,195
- I'd love an ice tea, actually.
- You can go to hell.
134
00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:05,198
(Michael laughs)
I'm kidding.
135
00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,743
Sure. I will get you the
best iced tea in the world.
136
00:06:10,954 --> 00:06:15,375
I lied to Kevin. Holly and
I can never be just friends.
137
00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:18,336
I wrote down a list
of bullet points,
138
00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,005
why Holly and I
should be together,
139
00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:21,756
and I'm going to find
the perfect moment today
140
00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:22,966
and I'm going to tell her.
141
00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:24,259
Number one,
142
00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:27,095
"Holly, you and I
are soup-snakes.
143
00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:33,727
And the reason is, because
in terms of the soup
144
00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:35,353
we like to eat..."
145
00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,355
That doesn't make any sense.
We're soulmates.
146
00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:38,732
Holly and I are soulmates.
147
00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:41,860
Jim, Pam.
148
00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:42,694
- Hey, how are you?
- Hey
149
00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:43,570
Hey Charles.
150
00:06:43,611 --> 00:06:45,113
Hey, nice day, huh?
151
00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:46,698
Yeah. Must be nice to get
a rest from all your rest.
152
00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:51,953
I don't get it. He's
not even my boss anymore.
153
00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:53,455
Do you want me to
beat him up for you?
154
00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:54,998
No, I shouldn't have to ask
you to do stuff like that.
155
00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:56,750
You should just do it.
156
00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:59,210
You seem like Jim and Pam.
157
00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,712
- Yep.
- Mmm-hmm.
158
00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:03,381
Start stretching. Volleyball
starts in 15 minutes.
159
00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,467
- Okay, who are you?
- Okay listen up everyone
160
00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:07,385
I'll go over this
lineup very carefully.
161
00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:10,180
We cannot forget the humiliation
we suffered last year
162
00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:12,974
at the softball game
with Jim's whole
163
00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:15,935
spider in the mitt
incident, right?
164
00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:17,687
Well, I could have died so...
165
00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,149
I looked it up
online afterwards.
166
00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:22,317
I had fun.
167
00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:24,652
You were an embarrassment.
168
00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:27,280
And I think I speak for
everyone here when I say
169
00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:30,492
you should stay far away
from the volleyball court.
170
00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:31,785
- Are you with me?
- I wanna play.
171
00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:33,244
Thank you exactly. Exactly.
172
00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:34,329
I might not be the best
player but I had fun.
173
00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:36,581
Now front rowdyism,
Kevin, Dwight.
174
00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:39,250
Second row. Andy,
Oscar, Stanley.
175
00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:41,586
Back row. Pam,
Ryan, and Phyllis.
176
00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:43,046
I'm out.
177
00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:43,963
Wait a minute we
haven't even started yet.
178
00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:44,923
Don't like the sound of this.
179
00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:46,549
Well, okay we lost Stanley.
180
00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:48,301
Hey Erin, what do you
think, you gonna play?
181
00:07:48,343 --> 00:07:50,679
Oh no. I, I've never played.
182
00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:53,098
Well, have you
ever played tennis?
183
00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:54,516
- I've watched tennis.
- Yeah.
184
00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:57,102
So it's exactly the same,
menos Los racquetos.
185
00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:59,396
- Well then muy bueno.
- All Right.
186
00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:01,106
All right. Erin, back row.
187
00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:02,941
Ryan, you move up a row.
188
00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:06,277
Bro amigo. You think you
could put Erin on my row?
189
00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,071
Why? I don't understand.
190
00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:09,155
If-
191
00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:09,948
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
192
00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:11,282
Wait a minute, I get it.
193
00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:14,786
You want her to set you
up so you can spike it.
194
00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:19,874
I tell you what, I'm
gonna do you one better.
195
00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:21,459
I'm gonna put you
next to Phyllis.
196
00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,545
She's the best
setter on the team.
197
00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:24,504
That's-
198
00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:25,380
Sly dog.
199
00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:26,464
Not what I meant.
200
00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,174
[Dwight] Come on folks.
201
00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:29,801
What is up with
you two, Holly?
202
00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:31,720
Not much.
203
00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,180
We're designing a house.
204
00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:35,348
Cool for who?
205
00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:37,225
For us.
206
00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:39,728
Wow.
207
00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:42,814
Oh god.
208
00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:43,606
I'll draw it.
209
00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:50,613
Oh, it's nice.
210
00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:51,740
It's a dream of ours
to live in a house
211
00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:52,866
with no doors or windows.
212
00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:54,325
[Michael] Mm-hmm.
213
00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:55,160
You can't get in,
you can't get out.
214
00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:56,286
Got it. Got it.
215
00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:00,749
I'm designing a chair.
216
00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:07,297
It's part of your pants, when
you sit down you're supported.
217
00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:08,798
I remember your
chair pants idea.
218
00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:10,008
- Yeah.
- (AJ laughs)
219
00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:10,842
(Holly laughs)
220
00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,177
I like that.
221
00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:14,429
Put me down for a pair,
I'm a size 34 waist.
222
00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:16,848
All right, fatty,
I will do it.
223
00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:20,018
You know what? We should
actually rehearse.
224
00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:20,852
Okay.
Yeah.
225
00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,063
You guys are
really gonna do this?
226
00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:24,856
You bet your fat ass we are.
227
00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:28,360
Well in his infinite wisdom,
228
00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,820
David Wallace has
authorized us to put on
229
00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:33,823
a little presentation about
the history of Dunder Mifflin.
230
00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:36,659
Yep. Old comedy team
is back together again.
231
00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:38,036
That's right.
232
00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:38,953
Have you heard the news?
233
00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:41,414
Extry, extry, read all about it.
234
00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:43,792
Newspapers for sale.
235
00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:48,797
(crowd clapping and cheering)
236
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,135
Come on guys
let's stay focused.
237
00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:56,179
Eye of the tiger
okay? We can do this.
238
00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:58,139
Remember, bump, set, spike.
239
00:09:58,181 --> 00:09:59,057
Keep your hands in
triangle position.
240
00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,266
[Jim] Triangle position.
241
00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:01,559
Jim, come on. Your
hands are not ready.
242
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:02,977
What happens if the ball
comes to you right now?
243
00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:04,938
Well actually my hands
work completely on their own
244
00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:05,897
without my brain
even knowing it.
245
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:06,773
(hand slaps)
246
00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:07,982
Sorry.
247
00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:10,151
Ha, ha, ha. Class cut up.
248
00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:10,985
Fail.
249
00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:14,280
Set!
250
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,408
(people clapping)
251
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:21,454
Are you blind! Are you blind!
252
00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,624
Sir, with the glasses
are you literally blind?
253
00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:26,418
I'm concerned you
might be in danger.
254
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,378
These are expensive
Ray Bans, jackass.
255
00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:31,089
Okay I was just
looking out for you.
256
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,257
You're doing great by the way.
257
00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:33,299
Thanks.
258
00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:34,968
I Got it.
259
00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:37,220
Oh!
260
00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:38,430
(people clapping)
261
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,347
Oh, Kevin come on!
262
00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:40,557
Are you blind?
263
00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:41,725
I could have
gotten that, idiot.
264
00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,935
Can you see things
with your eyeball?
265
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,478
A sledge hammer...
266
00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:47,564
Come on people, we need to
get our heads in the game.
267
00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:50,233
Let's focus. Come on
you're better than this.
268
00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:51,651
I am better than this.
269
00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,654
Phyllis, why are you
sitting on the ground?
270
00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:57,949
We've been out here for
a while. I don't need this.
271
00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,493
(Dwight sighs)
272
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,330
Oh, come...
273
00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:05,915
Ryan, come on man.
274
00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:06,791
One sec.
275
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,126
Whoa, wait, wait, net, net.
276
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,961
- Her hand's on the net.
- So what?
277
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,005
Rule violation. Ball is ours.
Give it to me.
278
00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:13,590
- What?
- Our point.
279
00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:15,091
Okay hey Pam, how you doing?
280
00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:17,302
Hey, do you know if you're
right-handed or left-handed?
281
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,595
Or do you even know?
282
00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:20,013
What hand do you use
to answer the phone?
283
00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:20,972
Back off, Dwight.
284
00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:25,310
(Pam grunts)
285
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:26,811
(people cheering)
286
00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:28,521
[Dwight] Oh, yeah!
287
00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:30,774
What?
288
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:36,654
Maybe I played a little in
junior high and in high school.
289
00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:39,657
Maybe a little in college.
290
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,327
And went to volleyball
camp most summers!
291
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,328
(crowd clapping and cheering)
(Pam grunting)
292
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:44,162
[Dwight] Let's go, Pam!
293
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,038
Yeah!
294
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:46,247
(people cheering)
295
00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:47,999
[Erin] Yeah!
296
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:51,419
How's it going here Mrs.
Vance, Vance Refrigeration?
297
00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:53,380
Okay. I'll be right there.
298
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:56,257
Just another point
until this thing's over.
299
00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:57,342
(Pam grunts)
300
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,719
(people cheering)
301
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,513
Well look at that, we win!
302
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,597
What's up losers?
303
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,307
We advance to the next round.
304
00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:05,850
Oh lord in heaven.
305
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,310
You had to be
part of the group.
306
00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,979
(Stanley laughs)
307
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:15,151
Brought some snacky snacks
in case we get hungry.
308
00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:17,028
Ooh, yes, please.
309
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:24,703
Mmm.
310
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,372
I've been making a lot
of smoothies lately.
311
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,748
Mostly from frozen fruit.
312
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,918
I've been eating a
lot of turkey jerky.
313
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,086
For the protein?
314
00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:34,254
Convenience, really.
315
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:35,922
It just seems to
be around a lot.
316
00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:39,551
It's good to see you, Michael.
317
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:42,846
I was just thinking it is
really good to see you too.
318
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,725
So what do you have
planned for us today?
319
00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:50,687
Hmm what?
320
00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:51,938
Do you have a script
for the sketch or...
321
00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:54,357
Um, no I just
thought we'd wing it.
322
00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:56,234
Is that cool?
323
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,527
Crystal cool.
324
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:03,700
Hit it Andy.
325
00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:05,493
Bump I bumped it.
326
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:07,162
Don't set it to yourself.
327
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:08,163
Get up!
328
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:09,164
(people cheering)
329
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:10,206
Yeah.
330
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:11,291
Ow, my ankle!
331
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:13,418
[Dwight] What happened?
332
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:14,669
I twisted it.
333
00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:19,049
You weren't even
moving. Okay sub?
334
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,383
I can play.
335
00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:22,594
Is there a Meredith here?
336
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,597
Yeah! Man in!
337
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,682
Rolf, did you not hear me?
338
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,768
I don't hear cheaters, tramps,
339
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,728
or women who break
my friends' heart.
340
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:33,396
Let's go!
341
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:34,689
(clapping)
342
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,107
When Angela first
broke up with me,
343
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,233
I shared a lot with Rolf.
344
00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:40,070
We would take long
walks around the farm,
345
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:43,198
talking about relationships
and stomping gophers to death
346
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:44,741
whenever they would
poke their little heads
347
00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:45,992
up out of their holes.
348
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:49,662
He knows I'm still hurt by
Angela and it gets to him.
349
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,665
He's got a big heart, that guy.
350
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:56,670
We can do a movie
sort of thing.
351
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,421
We could do Back
to the Future.
352
00:13:58,463 --> 00:13:59,714
Oh!
353
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,091
We have to convince
Dunder and Mifflin
354
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:04,469
to go back in time,
fix their parents.
355
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,596
(both laugh)
356
00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:09,557
- Could we get a DeLorean?
- Jaws.
357
00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:10,892
They swim in the ocean
358
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:12,727
and they terrorize
the whole community.
359
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:13,978
Oh. Dunder...
360
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,730
[Holly And Michael]
Dunder, Dunder...
361
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,273
Dunder, Dunder,
Dunder, Dunder, Dunder...
362
00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:20,819
(Holly and Michael laugh)
363
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,782
We haven't found
our great idea yet.
364
00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:28,535
No. No.
(Holly sighs)
365
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:29,828
- We're circling it.
- Mhm.
366
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,792
Hit it back. Send it back.
367
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,711
Yeah send that ball back.
368
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:39,796
Don't mess with Scranton.
369
00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:41,089
- No!
- Uh-huh.
370
00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:43,717
Utica? More like
You-sucks-to-ca.
371
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,677
Who sucks-to-ca?
You-sucks-to-ca.
372
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:46,970
Who sucks-to-ca?
373
00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:47,846
[Dwight And Andy]
You-sucks-to-ca!
374
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,055
Who sucks-to-ca?
375
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:50,265
[Dwight And Andy]
You-sucks-to-ca!
376
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:51,391
Ow!
377
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:52,350
Sorry.
378
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,351
Set!
379
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,269
Set!
380
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,145
Set!
381
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:57,063
Okay! (laughs)
382
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,190
How many times do you
think you can hit the ball
383
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,900
on one side of the net?
384
00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:02,777
Honestly, like an
infinite number of times?
385
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,779
'Cause it's three!
It's three times!
386
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,407
- Okay.
- Okay Buffalo your serve.
387
00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:08,700
All right.
388
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:09,617
(people cheering)
389
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,411
All right, let's go.
390
00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:15,165
Dammit! Who moved?
391
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:17,459
You threw me off.
Who the hell moved?
392
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,626
Bunch of idiots.
393
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,545
- Calm down Mark.
- You calm down.
394
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,630
(Andy snickers)
395
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,049
What's with that guy?
396
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,467
All right good play
all around though.
397
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,010
Right? Fun day.
398
00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:28,261
We're just here to
have a little fun.
399
00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:29,512
Oh yeah Jim, just
pretend you're at work.
400
00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:30,597
You know fun at
work's fun here right?
401
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:32,140
Fun Jim!
402
00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:34,100
(Charles laughs)
403
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:35,643
Okay, I'm having a really
hard time letting that go.
404
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,270
Just take it out in the game.
405
00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:38,688
I really don't have
the skills for that.
406
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,607
Okay. Well, when the ball
comes at you,
407
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:41,816
take a step back.
408
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,026
It'll help you judge
where it's going.
409
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:44,235
And don't set your
hands too early
410
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,779
or you might walk
into the wrong grip.
411
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:46,863
You are awesome.
412
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,240
[Group] Let's go, Pam!
413
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,241
[Phyllis] Come on, Pam!
414
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,451
(people clapping)
415
00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:52,827
(Pam grunting)
416
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:54,537
[Dwight] Whoa!
417
00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:55,455
Yes!
418
00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:56,331
Oh, yeah!
419
00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:57,165
(people cheering)
420
00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:57,874
There you go.
421
00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:58,708
Nice work. Nice work.
422
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:00,669
Who dat? Who dat?
423
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:01,836
He dat. He dat.
424
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:03,338
- Okay, easy just...
- Whoop whoop!
425
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,131
There's that get up and go
I've been looking for Jim!
426
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:07,342
Nicely done, we're still
gonna crush you though.
427
00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:08,259
Yes we are.
428
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,594
Oh, how adorable.
429
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,971
Corporate thinks
they're gonna crush us.
430
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:13,765
Hey, you're still playing us!
431
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,433
Okay, Mark calm down.
432
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,726
You suckers are going down.
433
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:19,521
They're gonna wipe their
asses with your serves.
434
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:20,605
Piss all over your faces.
435
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:21,690
Okay, Rolf, Rolf.
436
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:22,524
[Group] Whoa, whoa.
437
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:23,858
[Rolf] It's true!
438
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,902
This reminds me of the
HR convention last fall.
439
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:30,031
Oh yeah, with Bernie and
Ephraim. That was hilarious.
440
00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:33,284
- Really, really funny.
- Really funny.
441
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:36,246
Listen guys. One more
point and we play corporate.
442
00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:38,373
- Is that true?
- Dwight does not lie.
443
00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:40,792
[Oscar] Let's concentrate
people, we can do this.
444
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:41,960
Come on Pam!
445
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:46,840
(Pam grunting)
446
00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:51,428
(crowd cheering)
447
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,223
Settle down gentlemen.
448
00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:56,850
Good game!
449
00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:59,894
Welcome to the 43rd annual
company picnic everybody.
450
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,438
(crowd clapping)
Thanks for being here.
451
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:02,939
Hope you're having a fun day.
452
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,442
I do wanna point
out a few employees
453
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:08,111
who have just done some
outstanding work this year.
454
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:10,655
First off Jenny Tan.
455
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:11,906
Who's helped us
with the website.
456
00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:14,743
Yeah!
(crowd clapping)
457
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:15,952
I always throw up
before I perform,
458
00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:17,454
but I don't feel nauseous now.
459
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:18,747
Oh, don't worry.
460
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,707
If you do throw up I
know how to work it in.
461
00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:23,001
Now a couple of
employees have volunteered
462
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:24,336
to entertain us with a song.
463
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,504
[Michael] Uh,
it's a sketch now.
464
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,756
Okay.
465
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:29,758
Introducing Scranton's
Michael Scott
466
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:32,969
performing with
Nashua's Holly Flax.
467
00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:34,846
I have not seen this.
468
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:38,433
(crowd clapping)
469
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:41,227
And now presenting.
470
00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:45,690
[Holly And Michael]
Slum-Dunder-Mifflinaire
471
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,525
(Michael imitates "Who Wants
to Be a Millionaire" sound)
472
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,445
Are you ready to play
Slum Dunder Mifflinaire?
473
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:51,821
Yes I am.
474
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:56,618
For $100. Where did
Dunder meet Mifflin?
475
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:58,787
A. On easy street.
476
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:01,748
B. A tour of Dartmouth College.
477
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:04,042
C. They never met.
478
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:06,336
D. Brushing their teeth.
479
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:12,008
Oh, I'm thinking.
480
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:15,261
I'm going to say...
481
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:21,309
B. Tour of Dartmouth College.
482
00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:22,519
That is correct!
483
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:26,398
How did you know that?
484
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:29,234
(Michael yells)
485
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,736
I was there.
(Michael yells)
486
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,488
I was a tour guide
at Dartmouth College.
487
00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:34,322
No!
488
00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:39,703
Nice campus.
Think you'll get in?
489
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:41,371
Yeah, I'm
definitely getting in.
490
00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:42,664
I'm a shoo in.
491
00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:44,374
I'm Robert Dunder.
492
00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:45,458
I'm Robert Mifflin.
493
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:54,259
Robert Mifflin
had a great life,
494
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:57,554
but unfortunately had
undiagnosed depression,
495
00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:59,681
which over 9 million
Americans suffer from
496
00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:01,099
and is very treatable.
497
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:05,812
For $250. How did
he kill himself?
498
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:07,897
A. A rope.
499
00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:09,816
B. A knife.
500
00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:11,943
C. A gun.
501
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:15,030
D. Brushing his teeth.
502
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:20,076
$250 is more money than
I've ever seen in my life.
503
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,706
I will say C. A gun.
504
00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:27,125
He shot himself in the head.
505
00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:29,753
That is correct!
506
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,379
Yes!
507
00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:32,922
(Stanley laughing)
508
00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:36,593
I usually don't enjoy the
theater, but this is delightful.
509
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:39,929
The economic downturn
has been difficult recently
510
00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:43,308
forcing the closures of
both Camden and Yonkers
511
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:47,020
to be followed soon
by what other branch?
512
00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:50,440
For $500,000. Is it...
513
00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:52,442
A. Scranton?
514
00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:53,693
(crowd murmuring)
515
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:55,278
B. Buffalo.
516
00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:58,865
C. Utica.
517
00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:01,159
or D. Toothbrush?
518
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:03,787
I will say B. Buffalo.
Final answer.
519
00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:04,996
That is correct!
(crowd murmuring)
520
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:06,748
What is he talking about?
521
00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:07,749
That's gotta be a joke.
522
00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:09,459
(Michael groaning)
523
00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:10,168
How did you know that?
524
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,461
David Wallace told me.
525
00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:12,671
David, is this true?
526
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,381
Uh, okay everyone
we're at a picnic today.
527
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:17,175
Are we losing our
jobs or not David?
528
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:19,427
- They didn't know?
- I guess not.
529
00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:20,679
I'm sorry.
530
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,763
This certainly wasn't
the time or the place
531
00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:23,348
to announce this sort of thing.
532
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:26,893
But there have been talks about
closing the Buffalo branch.
533
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:27,727
And?
534
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,146
We're closing
the Buffalo branch.
535
00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:31,272
(crowd chattering)
536
00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:32,982
You've gotta be kidding me!
537
00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:33,942
Are you serious?
538
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,110
You've gotta be kidding me!
539
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:36,986
We're the best branch
in the company!
540
00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:39,155
I can't believe it.
541
00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:45,245
How could you possibly think
542
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:47,539
that the right way to
announce a branch closing
543
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,666
was in a comedy sketch
at the company picnic?
544
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:52,502
Well I didn't know
they didn't know.
545
00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:54,129
What about the fact
that they're here today?
546
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:55,171
What about that?
547
00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:56,673
That didn't throw up any alarms?
548
00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:59,426
No, Michael needed a little
bit for his comedy sketch
549
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:01,469
and he thought, "Oh,
this'll be real funny."
550
00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:02,846
Thank you.
551
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,556
Dammit, Michael. I told
you that in confidence.
552
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,808
Now I have to go over and
deal with these employees
553
00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:07,684
and their families.
554
00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:10,103
A little boy just walked
up to me and said,
555
00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:12,522
"Is my daddy gonna have
a job by Christmas?"
556
00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:14,774
Well, he's just thinking
about his own gifts.
557
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,611
Maybe we shouldn't play
due to the circumstances.
558
00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:21,698
Hey. People need volleyball
now more than ever.
559
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:23,324
How do you figure?
560
00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:26,911
Because if we don't play,
then the other team wins.
561
00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:29,122
Dwight's right.
562
00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:30,915
Corporate deserves to
get its ass kicked.
563
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:33,835
Let's do this.
564
00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:35,587
No, I didn't know
anything about Buffalo.
565
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:36,963
But I just assume
this whole company's
566
00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:38,631
going under any day now.
567
00:21:38,673 --> 00:21:41,634
So I'm just grateful
to have my job.
568
00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:43,803
And the head
accountant at Buffalo,
569
00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:46,973
real homophobe, so that's...
570
00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:48,808
(people clapping)
571
00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:50,310
Oh my God they look tough.
572
00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:52,354
They look like normal people
who make more than we do.
573
00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:54,522
I hate them, but I am
attracted to the money.
574
00:21:54,564 --> 00:21:56,107
All right. How you holding up?
575
00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:57,484
Good. Good.
576
00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:58,735
Okay I talked to 'em
for about 40 minutes.
577
00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:00,320
They're fine. We'll
figure it out tomorrow.
578
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:01,696
You're doing a great job
and everybody knows it.
579
00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:02,530
All right, let's go.
580
00:22:02,572 --> 00:22:04,240
[Dwight] All right, Kevin.
581
00:22:04,282 --> 00:22:05,575
[Pam] Here you go, Kevin.
582
00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:06,284
(Kevin grunts)
583
00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:07,243
[Kelly] Yeah, Kev.
584
00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:08,828
[Dwight] Good. Listen.
585
00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:10,705
Listen.
(people clapping)
586
00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:11,581
[Kelly] Come on!
587
00:22:11,623 --> 00:22:13,333
Oh, come on!
588
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,669
Get your beautiful
head in the game.
589
00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:19,547
He thinks I'm beautiful?
590
00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:20,840
(people cheering and clapping)
591
00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:22,300
Okay come on.
592
00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:24,636
(people clapping)
593
00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:29,307
Look who just woke up?
(Charles laughs)
594
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:31,226
I been up for a while.
595
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,353
(people clapping)
596
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:35,230
(Kelly cheering)
597
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:37,857
It's 6 to 6.
It's a nail biter.
598
00:22:37,899 --> 00:22:40,026
- (ball thuds)
- Kevin!
599
00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:43,196
Now it's 7-6, or is that
too much accounting for you?
600
00:22:43,238 --> 00:22:44,531
Here's an accounting
question for you.
601
00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:47,325
What does one fiance
plus one lover equal?
602
00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:48,910
Answer, one whore.
603
00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:50,704
Okay. Knock it off, Rolf.
604
00:22:50,745 --> 00:22:52,497
What? She's sitting
there casting aspersions--
605
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:53,415
- Rolf, please.
- Oh, wait minute.
606
00:22:53,456 --> 00:22:54,666
I am asking nicely.
607
00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:55,375
Now, wait a minute.
You don't mean that.
608
00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:56,334
Leave it alone.
609
00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:01,631
[Pam] You got it.
610
00:23:01,673 --> 00:23:03,883
Today for the
first time in months,
611
00:23:03,925 --> 00:23:05,677
Dwight nodded at me.
612
00:23:05,719 --> 00:23:08,763
And I have to admit it
made my heart sit up
613
00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:10,849
just a little
straighter in its chair.
614
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:12,892
I know I seem hard and
cold on the outside,
615
00:23:12,934 --> 00:23:16,354
but on the inside, I'm
as warm as porcelain.
616
00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:19,899
I'm sorry for
gushing on like this.
617
00:23:19,941 --> 00:23:24,279
Ugh. Just must be the
apple juice talking.
618
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,321
I don't...
619
00:23:27,115 --> 00:23:28,908
(people clapping)
620
00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:30,285
[Dwight] Good!
621
00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:32,245
(people cheering)
622
00:23:32,287 --> 00:23:33,288
Boo ya!
623
00:23:37,375 --> 00:23:38,543
My friends seem to be
happy about something.
624
00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:41,296
Mm-hmm. Can you
please stay in my shade?
625
00:23:42,130 --> 00:23:44,090
Move up just a little bit more.
626
00:23:44,132 --> 00:23:46,217
Mm-hmm. That's good.
627
00:23:46,259 --> 00:23:47,802
Get it. There you go.
628
00:23:49,262 --> 00:23:50,680
- [Pam] I got it.
- Pam!
629
00:23:50,722 --> 00:23:51,890
(Pam groaning)
630
00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:52,932
- You alright?
- Yeah.
631
00:23:52,974 --> 00:23:53,975
No, no, no I'm fine.
632
00:23:54,017 --> 00:23:55,185
- You sure?
- Yeah.
633
00:23:55,226 --> 00:23:56,061
Hey. Easy, easy.
634
00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:57,020
Oh, okay.
635
00:23:57,062 --> 00:23:57,979
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
636
00:23:58,021 --> 00:23:59,272
You wanna get that looked at?
637
00:23:59,314 --> 00:24:00,857
No, no, it's fine
just gimme a second.
638
00:24:00,899 --> 00:24:03,735
I don't know. You know,
this is a company picnic.
639
00:24:03,777 --> 00:24:06,196
So technically that is a
company injury, you know?
640
00:24:06,237 --> 00:24:07,322
Safest thing to do
is get that examined.
641
00:24:07,364 --> 00:24:08,948
Right, David?
642
00:24:08,990 --> 00:24:09,949
Yeah.
643
00:24:09,991 --> 00:24:11,451
All right. You know what?
644
00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:12,619
You're just trying to get
rid of our best player.
645
00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:13,703
Oh Jim, you're putting
a volleyball game
646
00:24:13,745 --> 00:24:14,954
in front of your
fiancee's health.
647
00:24:14,996 --> 00:24:16,790
- No-
- Look seriously.
648
00:24:16,831 --> 00:24:17,832
I can move it fine.
649
00:24:17,874 --> 00:24:18,958
Come on, let's
go. It's our ball.
650
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:19,876
Let's go.
651
00:24:19,918 --> 00:24:21,378
[David] I don't know.
652
00:24:21,419 --> 00:24:23,129
Yeah. I don't think we can
let you play with that foot.
653
00:24:23,171 --> 00:24:24,673
I'll tell you what?
654
00:24:24,714 --> 00:24:26,633
I spotted a small hospital a
few kilometers south of here.
655
00:24:26,675 --> 00:24:28,301
Get her back as
soon as possible.
656
00:24:28,343 --> 00:24:29,427
I'll stall 'em.
657
00:24:31,179 --> 00:24:33,264
I guess that's
it for you, Jim.
658
00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:34,724
All right you know what?
659
00:24:34,766 --> 00:24:35,642
(Pam sighs)
660
00:24:35,684 --> 00:24:38,770
- Let's do this.
- We'll be back.
661
00:24:38,812 --> 00:24:42,273
Oh man! I am so mad
that Pam got hurt.
662
00:24:42,315 --> 00:24:45,068
(Dwight yelling)
663
00:24:47,278 --> 00:24:48,029
I'll get it.
664
00:24:53,368 --> 00:24:55,829
Probably shouldn't
have mentioned Buffalo.
665
00:24:55,870 --> 00:24:56,663
Hindsight.
666
00:24:58,039 --> 00:24:59,416
Should have had hindsight.
667
00:25:00,834 --> 00:25:03,545
How do you think it went
before the Buffalo thing?
668
00:25:03,586 --> 00:25:06,339
I think it went well,
I think it was good.
669
00:25:06,381 --> 00:25:07,757
There weren't any laughs.
670
00:25:07,799 --> 00:25:09,801
No, that was a tough audience.
671
00:25:09,843 --> 00:25:12,178
Yeah, but we wrote it
specifically for this audience.
672
00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:13,638
Believe me,
673
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:16,891
I have seen a lot of
tough audiences in my time
674
00:25:16,933 --> 00:25:17,934
and that was one of 'em.
675
00:25:18,768 --> 00:25:20,478
Well, I'm glad we did it.
676
00:25:23,231 --> 00:25:24,024
Me too.
677
00:25:25,817 --> 00:25:28,486
(birds chirping)
678
00:25:39,330 --> 00:25:43,168
We have a lot of good material
for next year's sketch.
679
00:25:49,549 --> 00:25:50,508
I can't wait.
680
00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:55,805
Yeah. She's with
the nurse right now
681
00:25:55,847 --> 00:25:58,141
so you'll have to
stall a little longer.
682
00:25:58,183 --> 00:26:00,560
Nope don't send in the subs yet.
683
00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:02,687
Dwight, I don't know.
Think of something.
684
00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:04,105
To be safe we
should do an x-ray.
685
00:26:04,147 --> 00:26:05,357
How long will that take?
686
00:26:05,398 --> 00:26:07,275
Oh, shouldn't be too
bad It's a slow day.
687
00:26:07,317 --> 00:26:09,486
So no other radiation this year?
688
00:26:09,527 --> 00:26:11,321
No metal plates? No
chance you're pregnant?
689
00:26:11,363 --> 00:26:12,614
I'm sorry. Can we
just hurry this up?
690
00:26:12,655 --> 00:26:13,823
I've got a game to get back to.
691
00:26:13,865 --> 00:26:14,949
Oh good because my
next question was,
692
00:26:14,991 --> 00:26:16,659
do you have a game
to get back to?
693
00:26:17,952 --> 00:26:19,287
Ha!
694
00:26:19,329 --> 00:26:20,830
Dwight, come on now. It's time
to put in the subs.
695
00:26:20,872 --> 00:26:23,291
Yeah it looks like
Pam won't make it back.
696
00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:24,209
Okay?
697
00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:25,585
Okay. Fine.
698
00:26:25,627 --> 00:26:26,419
- All right.
- Thank you.
699
00:26:26,461 --> 00:26:27,671
Hey, come on.
700
00:26:27,712 --> 00:26:29,714
Except you know
what? It's not fine.
701
00:26:29,756 --> 00:26:33,134
When did it become
acceptable to be impatient?
702
00:26:33,176 --> 00:26:36,763
I mean sure, in the course
of our normal work week,
703
00:26:36,805 --> 00:26:39,432
we have agendas and
we watch the clock,
704
00:26:39,474 --> 00:26:43,937
but today is a day to
let go of all of that.
705
00:26:46,731 --> 00:26:49,359
So why should we
wait for Pam and Jim?
706
00:26:49,401 --> 00:26:50,652
I mean, after all,
707
00:26:50,694 --> 00:26:54,531
Jim is a weirdo who
doesn't really fit in.
708
00:26:54,572 --> 00:26:56,741
And Pam?
(Dwight laughs)
709
00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:59,494
Pam is a failure at
everything she touches.
710
00:26:59,536 --> 00:27:01,037
I'll tell you why.
711
00:27:01,079 --> 00:27:05,417
Because outside of me, they
are the best we've got.
712
00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:07,502
I mean, look around.
713
00:27:07,544 --> 00:27:11,548
Freak show, weirdo,
cartoon, old, fat.
714
00:27:11,589 --> 00:27:12,549
You name it.
715
00:27:12,590 --> 00:27:13,675
Hey!
716
00:27:13,717 --> 00:27:15,802
(whispering) I'm stalling.
717
00:27:15,844 --> 00:27:19,431
When in the course of human
events it becomes necessary...
718
00:27:19,472 --> 00:27:20,598
What'd you think?
719
00:27:21,933 --> 00:27:23,518
I loved it.
720
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:24,978
You know, there's
a part near the end
721
00:27:25,020 --> 00:27:27,856
that seemed like that went
on a little long, but...
722
00:27:27,897 --> 00:27:29,024
Well, you guys
should hit the road
723
00:27:29,065 --> 00:27:32,193
before I close down
another branch.
724
00:27:32,235 --> 00:27:34,195
- Okay. So good to see you.
- Good to see you.
725
00:27:36,531 --> 00:27:37,824
- AJ?
- Michael.
726
00:27:41,995 --> 00:27:43,413
I didn't find
the perfect moment
727
00:27:43,455 --> 00:27:47,709
because I think that today
was about just having today.
728
00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:51,379
And I think that we are
one of those couples
729
00:27:51,421 --> 00:27:54,841
with a long story when people
ask how we found each other.
730
00:27:56,384 --> 00:28:01,181
I will see her
every now and then.
731
00:28:01,222 --> 00:28:04,684
And maybe one year she'll be
with somebody
732
00:28:04,726 --> 00:28:06,895
and the next year
I'll be with somebody
733
00:28:06,936 --> 00:28:08,897
and it's gonna take a long time.
734
00:28:12,108 --> 00:28:13,234
And then it's perfect.
735
00:28:16,363 --> 00:28:17,238
I'm in no rush.
736
00:28:18,448 --> 00:28:20,867
Even on a field of battle
737
00:28:20,909 --> 00:28:23,495
as paltry as this
volleyball court.
738
00:28:23,536 --> 00:28:24,788
Dwight-
739
00:28:24,829 --> 00:28:26,289
How many people
need to get hurt
740
00:28:26,331 --> 00:28:27,916
before we learn a
valuable lesson?
741
00:28:27,957 --> 00:28:29,042
One?
742
00:28:29,084 --> 00:28:30,418
Two?
743
00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:31,586
Three?
744
00:28:31,628 --> 00:28:32,462
Four?
745
00:28:32,504 --> 00:28:33,505
Dwight.
746
00:28:33,546 --> 00:28:35,090
No, no. Hear me out.
747
00:28:35,131 --> 00:28:35,924
Five?
748
00:28:36,841 --> 00:28:37,509
Six?
749
00:28:37,550 --> 00:28:38,551
Dwight.
750
00:28:38,593 --> 00:28:39,969
Seven. Can I finish please?
751
00:28:40,011 --> 00:28:41,513
Okay.
752
00:28:41,554 --> 00:28:42,889
Eight.
753
00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:44,557
Oh Dwight we're so close.
754
00:28:44,599 --> 00:28:46,893
Just buy us a few more minutes.
755
00:28:46,935 --> 00:28:48,228
Well, they just called
me in for an update.
756
00:28:48,269 --> 00:28:49,771
So I'll call you right back.
757
00:28:49,813 --> 00:28:51,147
Okay. Okay, great.
758
00:28:54,609 --> 00:28:58,238
(hospital machines beeping)
759
00:29:02,283 --> 00:29:04,703
(Pam laughs)
760
00:29:28,935 --> 00:29:32,814
Hey Dwight. Send in the subs.
761
00:29:34,190 --> 00:29:36,818
(Jim laughing)
762
00:29:49,956 --> 00:29:52,208
Listen, we score one
more point, we tie it.
763
00:29:52,250 --> 00:29:55,170
We lose this next
one, we are out.
764
00:29:55,211 --> 00:29:57,047
I say "Dunder",
you say "Mifflin".
765
00:29:57,088 --> 00:29:58,381
Dunder!
766
00:29:58,423 --> 00:29:59,883
This is confusing.
They're Dunder Mifflin too.
767
00:29:59,924 --> 00:30:02,302
Just serve the ball, idiot.
768
00:30:02,344 --> 00:30:03,094
(Dwight growls)
769
00:30:03,136 --> 00:30:04,596
Ow!
770
00:30:04,637 --> 00:30:05,638
We lose.
771
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:06,681
- Dammit!
- Nice.
772
00:30:06,723 --> 00:30:08,850
Did you see that? Come on!
773
00:30:11,686 --> 00:30:16,775
(bright upbeat music)
52914
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
