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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:16,516 I have spent the last month here at Dwight's lovely farm. 2 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:17,934 Taking a little bit of a vacation, 3 00:00:17,976 --> 00:00:21,271 clearing my head after Jan and I-- 4 00:00:21,312 --> 00:00:22,605 (mimicking gunfire) 5 00:00:22,647 --> 00:00:25,817 No, I did not kill her. 6 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:28,028 We were just at different places in our lives. 7 00:00:28,069 --> 00:00:29,904 So, I thought I'd be the bigger man 8 00:00:29,946 --> 00:00:31,740 and allow her to stay at the condo. 9 00:00:31,781 --> 00:00:33,074 She has since moved on. 10 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:35,869 She is staying with her sister in Scottsdale. 11 00:00:35,910 --> 00:00:38,329 Fresh outlook and it's all good. 12 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:39,664 Okay, so look that over. 13 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:40,999 Make sure it's accurate. 14 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:42,667 - What is this? - Your bill. 15 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:45,086 Minus the 10% Dunder Mifflin corporate discount. 16 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:48,048 You were charging me? 17 00:00:48,089 --> 00:00:49,382 I'm your friend. 18 00:00:49,424 --> 00:00:51,509 You occupied the America room for six weeks. 19 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:53,011 That's our most popular room. 20 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,555 There was no other guests the entire time I was here. 21 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:58,308 Right, because you were in the America room 22 00:00:58,350 --> 00:01:00,268 in an election year. 23 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:01,061 Okay. 24 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:04,189 All right, Dwight, take my money, go ahead. 25 00:01:05,273 --> 00:01:06,483 Keep in mind that this whole thing 26 00:01:06,524 --> 00:01:08,193 was just a business transaction. 27 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:13,073 The late nights, the talks, slumber parties, 28 00:01:13,114 --> 00:01:16,034 the crying jags, that was all business. 29 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:20,413 That had nothing to do with friendship and being friends. 30 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:22,749 Just ring me up. 31 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:25,585 Go ahead. 32 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:28,254 (paper tearing) 33 00:01:34,844 --> 00:01:36,179 Thank you, Dwight. 34 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,308 We don't take debit cards anyway. 35 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:42,769 Dwight, a little help with the bags, please? 36 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:45,355 (upbeat music) 37 00:02:07,585 --> 00:02:09,004 (brakes squealing) 38 00:02:09,045 --> 00:02:10,797 W.B. Jones is renovating their offices. 39 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:12,257 And their construction crews are taking up 40 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:14,426 some of the parking spaces we used to get. 41 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:17,387 {\an8}So we had to park at a satellite parking lot over there. 42 00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:20,015 {\an8}Which just means we get to see more of our lovely street. 43 00:02:20,056 --> 00:02:21,766 {\an8}Tell them what we saw today, Jim. 44 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:24,102 {\an8}Oh, today, we saw a junkyard dog 45 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,771 {\an8}attacking the bones of a rotisserie chicken. 46 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,314 {\an8}Nature. 47 00:02:28,356 --> 00:02:30,025 {\an8}Been here nine years. 48 00:02:30,066 --> 00:02:32,694 {\an8}Now, all of a sudden, I'm supposed to park half a mile away? 49 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:34,821 {\an8}I lost a penny out of my loafers, Oscar. 50 00:02:35,613 --> 00:02:37,240 I will quit. 51 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:41,911 As God is my witness, I will quit if this is not fixed. 52 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:44,039 {\an8}Some of us make the walk more than others. 53 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,373 {\an8}[Brian] Hurts like hell. 54 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:56,343 {\an8}Morning, Stanley. 55 00:02:56,384 --> 00:02:58,678 {\an8}(loudly groaning) 56 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:01,222 (door closing) 57 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:05,685 Did you pick a new chair? 58 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:06,978 {\an8}It's been awhile. 59 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,606 {\an8}Pam, when I first opened this catalog, 60 00:03:09,647 --> 00:03:12,150 {\an8}I thought I was just going to be picking out a chair. 61 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,943 {\an8}But instead, you found something to distract you 62 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:15,653 {\an8}from ever picking out a chair. 63 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:17,906 {\an8}Michael started the process of selecting a new chair 64 00:03:17,947 --> 00:03:19,532 {\an8}about three weeks ago. 65 00:03:19,574 --> 00:03:20,492 {\an8}And normally, I wouldn't care, 66 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:22,327 {\an8}but he promised me as old one. 67 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:23,536 {\an8}It's way better. 68 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:25,038 {\an8}It's one of these (blowing air). 69 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:27,374 I really want it. 70 00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:31,336 Have you ever seen this woman? 71 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:32,587 Her? 72 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:33,922 The one in the really great, mesh, 73 00:03:33,963 --> 00:03:35,840 black, high-back swivel chair? 74 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:37,509 Look at her smile. 75 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:38,843 Those eyes, look at her eyes. 76 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:42,013 She's got, I don't know what it is exactly. 77 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:45,517 She dresses like a professional and yet, you know, 78 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:49,688 there is a side of her that could just curl up on a couch. 79 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:51,064 Or in a great chair. 80 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:52,732 Oh, yeah, maybe. 81 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:56,236 But remember after my dinner party, 82 00:03:56,277 --> 00:03:58,738 when I said that I was swearing off women? 83 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:00,365 I definitely remember your dinner party. 84 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:02,033 I think what I meant was that I am 85 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:05,912 completely swearing off one woman, Jan. 86 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:11,167 I think that fate put this catalog in my hands. 87 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:13,003 Actually, I put the catalog in your hand 88 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:14,546 'cause you have to pick out a new chair. 89 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:16,506 What is it like being single? 90 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:18,049 I like it. 91 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:22,971 I like starting each day with a sense of possibility. 92 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:25,265 And I'm optimistic. 93 00:04:25,306 --> 00:04:29,060 Because every day, I get a little more desperate. 94 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:32,063 And desperate situations yield the quickest results. 95 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,565 Ladies and gentlemen, would you please 96 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:36,943 open your supply catalogs and kindly turn to page 85. 97 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:40,780 (phone ringing) 98 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:41,948 Yo. 99 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:42,991 Is this his new chair? 100 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:44,492 No, he hasn't picked one yet. 101 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:45,744 God. 102 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:47,829 When Pam gets Michael's old chair, 103 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:49,247 I get Pam's old chair. 104 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,916 Then I'll have two chairs. 105 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:54,002 Only one to go. 106 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:56,629 I am ready to start dating again. 107 00:04:56,671 --> 00:04:58,256 I'm getting back on the market. 108 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:02,093 So, FYI, for those of you who are thinking about 109 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:05,221 fixing me up with any of your friends, 110 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:10,101 use the woman on page 85 as a template. 111 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,311 That will be all. 112 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:19,944 (pen landing) 113 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:21,571 I left my cell phone in my car. 114 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,575 Call us when you get there so we know you're okay. 115 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:30,622 (machine whirring) 116 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:32,999 (phone ringing) 117 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:35,293 Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. 118 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:36,753 What? 119 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:37,587 I'm sorry? 120 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:40,048 I'm sorry. 121 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:42,634 Can you turn that down, please, Kevin? 122 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,844 It only has one speed. 123 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:46,471 Hey, Kev-bo. 124 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:47,347 Wow. 125 00:05:48,556 --> 00:05:50,475 Look at those feet. 126 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:52,018 Listen, man. 127 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:53,770 I am completely over Jan. 128 00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:57,190 So, would you set me up? 129 00:05:57,232 --> 00:05:59,234 If I had somebody to set you up with, Michael, 130 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:01,903 then I'd take her for myself. 131 00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:03,029 I thought you were engaged. 132 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:05,532 Nope, Stacy broke up with me. 133 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:07,784 What? 134 00:06:07,826 --> 00:06:10,078 God, that's terrible, man. 135 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:12,747 She's crazy. 136 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:16,167 Are you still on good terms with any of her friends? 137 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:17,502 Not anymore. 138 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:18,586 It's a bitter situation. 139 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:23,550 Oh, she's, you don't deserve her. 140 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:25,552 All right. 141 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:30,598 Love, marriage, baby carriage. 142 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:36,354 Those have been my goals ever since I heard that song. 143 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:39,357 Jan and I had love. 144 00:06:40,191 --> 00:06:42,485 We did not have marriage. 145 00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:45,530 We did have a baby carriage, which I got her 146 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:48,491 for bringing groceries home after she got a DUI. 147 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:51,911 Hi, Michael. 148 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:52,871 Hey, Kelly. 149 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:53,913 Ew, what are you doing here? 150 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:54,873 Nothing. 151 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:58,084 Just hangin', chillin'. 152 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:01,379 No agenda. 153 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:04,758 Would you consider hooking me up with one of your friends? 154 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:06,384 Oh, all my friends are crazy. 155 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,094 My one friend, Brianna, oh, my god. 156 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:09,679 (both laughing) 157 00:07:09,721 --> 00:07:10,722 That's hilarious. 158 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,515 What's her number? 159 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:13,475 She's 23. 160 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:17,479 Mm, that's too young. 161 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,647 Actually, I know a ton of people 162 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:21,191 that I can set you up with. 163 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:24,152 Some of my friend's parents, they're getting divorced now. 164 00:07:24,194 --> 00:07:25,737 So I think some of those, like, older ladies, 165 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:28,281 they're really looking for a guy to go on a date with. 166 00:07:28,323 --> 00:07:29,991 So what about you, Angela? 167 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:33,411 Do you have any single friends? 168 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:34,412 I don't. 169 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,456 Cute, little, religious type. 170 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:38,416 Someone who wears a uniform, or-- 171 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,876 A Catholic school girl? 172 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:43,713 (snorting) No, obviously older. 173 00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:44,547 A nun? 174 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:48,593 Okay. 175 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:53,223 Oh, hello, Oscar Meyer Wiener lover. 176 00:07:53,264 --> 00:07:57,560 I bet that you have a bunch of very liberal, 177 00:07:57,602 --> 00:08:01,272 girl-type friends who trust you implicitly 178 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:02,774 because they know you'd never touch them 179 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,734 because of your condition. 180 00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:07,237 You know, like, you're just hanging out with them 181 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:09,447 and they're gossiping with you. 182 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,242 And they're walking around in front of you 183 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:16,329 in their panties and bras and (sighing). 184 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:22,043 - Man, I want your life. - Thank you. 185 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:23,962 - Michael? - What? 186 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:25,463 I have a friend who's single. 187 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,298 - Oh. - Sandy. 188 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,508 She's gorgeous. 189 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:31,469 And she's got a feisty personality, too. 190 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,221 Hm, feisty. 191 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:35,473 So she's not jolly or sassy? 192 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,559 Not like a jolly, sassy opera singer? 193 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,894 No, she's a professional softball player. 194 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:41,771 Oo. 195 00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:43,314 Catcher or infield? 196 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,150 I don't know, Michael. 197 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:48,361 Is she a dress-wearer or a pants-wearer? 198 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:50,739 Could we share a rowboat? 199 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:52,824 Could a rowboat support her? 200 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,159 What are you asking? 201 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,161 I think I'm being very clear what I'm asking. 202 00:08:56,202 --> 00:09:00,331 Would an average-size rowboat support her without capsizing? 203 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:05,879 It bothers me that you're not answering the question. 204 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:08,298 No, all right, no, she can't fit in a rowboat. 205 00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:10,842 Dammit, I knew it, I knew it, Phyllis, okay. 206 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,010 What is wrong with these people? 207 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,720 I would do anything for them. 208 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:15,680 And they're just hanging me out to dry. 209 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,849 Dating shouldn't be hard for somebody like me. 210 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:18,725 But it is. 211 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:19,976 And you know why? 212 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:22,896 Because nobody here is willing to help me. 213 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,316 Nothing would ever get done in this office 214 00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:28,151 without a formal request, would it? 215 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:30,445 Well, fine, here goes. 216 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:31,988 I don't think that this is-- 217 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:34,240 Now, okay. I know that this is probably not appropriate. 218 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:36,910 But I need help. 219 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:43,375 Because I want to play ball with my kids 220 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,751 before I get too old. 221 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,838 And before that happens, I need to get laid. 222 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:54,386 And before that happens, I need to be in love. 223 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,804 And I don't want to hear, I don't know, 224 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,222 I can't help, I don't know. 225 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:59,516 No, no, I'm a catch. 226 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:02,227 And I am not going to be the one who got away. 227 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:05,063 So this is what we're going to do. 228 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,399 Dwight is going to handout index cards. 229 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,901 And I want you all to write down the name 230 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:13,697 of an eligible woman for me to date by the end of the day. 231 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:18,535 No, by the end of the hour, or you are fired. 232 00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:22,414 Write legibly, people. 233 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:26,584 There is nobody I hate enough 234 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,837 to write her name on this card. 235 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:32,132 Well, I'm setting Michael up with my fat friend anyway. 236 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:34,134 He can just deal with it. 237 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:35,176 Who are you putting down? 238 00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:36,678 Oh, you don't know her? 239 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,513 - Who is it? - Your mom. 240 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:39,973 (chuckling) Yeah, whatever. 241 00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:43,518 Give that to me, give that to me. 242 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:44,978 Stanley, if you could just pass this over. 243 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:46,646 No. 244 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:51,568 Hi, Angela Martin, full-time accountant, part-time pimp. 245 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:56,573 Forcing your employees to set you up 246 00:10:56,614 --> 00:11:00,118 is not a technical violation of any Dunder Mifflin rule. 247 00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:04,247 But neither is forcing them to help you 248 00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:06,541 with a shot-by-shot remake of Indiana Jones. 249 00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:09,836 How do you make a rule book like that? 250 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,880 Because of the construction at W.B. Jones, 251 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:15,300 half of us have to park in the satellite lot. 252 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,259 It's, like, a 10-minute walk. 253 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:17,802 No, 30. 254 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:20,430 Well, look, I have an assigned parking place in front, so. 255 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:24,059 All right, all right, all right. 256 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,226 Let me try to think about 257 00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:26,895 what it would be like to not have one. 258 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:36,905 Okay, yes, that would be bad. 259 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:38,073 - Yes. - Yes. 260 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:40,533 - That would be bad. - Okay, so, help us out? 261 00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:42,285 Wish I could, but I can't. 262 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:44,579 Well, can, but won't. 263 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:46,623 Should, maybe, but shorn't. 264 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:48,083 Michael, please. 265 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:50,543 What part of shorn't don't you understand, Kevin? 266 00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:52,754 Look, I could probably handle it, yes. 267 00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:54,839 But I think it would be a good exercise 268 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,424 for you guys to do it yourselves. 269 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:57,676 We won't let you down. 270 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:58,968 You can't because I don't care. 271 00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:01,596 Listen, don't forget to fill out those cards. 272 00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:04,599 My love cards. 273 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:07,686 Michael and my sister might hit it off. 274 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,020 Thanksgivings with Michael. 275 00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:14,150 (card tearing) 276 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:18,697 I put down the number to a sex addict hotline. 277 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,949 All right, time's up, pencils down. 278 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:24,119 Please, pass your future Mrs. Michael Scott's forward. 279 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,328 I'm just gonna write down 280 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,038 the number of my boss at corporate. 281 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:30,083 It's gonna save me a lot of paperwork 282 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,460 if I don't have to act as the middleman on this one. 283 00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:36,923 And, you know, they should hear it from him. 284 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:39,259 Pammy. 285 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:40,468 I don't have anybody. 286 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:41,928 You don't have one single girlfriend? 287 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,180 No. 288 00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:45,306 I'm not looking for a perfect 10 here. 289 00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:46,725 Just somebody to hang out with. 290 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,935 Just fun, healthy, young woman. 291 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:50,103 Sorry. 292 00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:52,147 I think, deep down, Michael's a good person. 293 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,565 You just forget sometimes. 294 00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:56,818 Like, whenever he says or does something. 295 00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:58,319 I know what the problem is. 296 00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,989 They are used to seeing me with a hot girl on my arm. 297 00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:03,908 They're thinking, oh, he's successful, he's handsome. 298 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,244 Not gonna have any trouble finding a woman. 299 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:09,831 Well, that's what I thought. 300 00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:12,167 A kindergarten teacher who is great with kids. 301 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,752 Maybe an ex-model. 302 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,004 And now she wants to do something with a brain. 303 00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:17,255 No, I don't. 304 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:20,675 How about a professional volleyball player 305 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,886 who models on the side? 306 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:25,638 You know, just a fun, look, here, 307 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,557 it doesn't have to be a model. 308 00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:29,100 Don't rule out model. 309 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,935 But just in terms of models, 310 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,271 there are like 20 different categories. 311 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:37,817 There's face models, hand models, body models. 312 00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:38,735 Yes. 313 00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:40,445 I actually know a sex model. 314 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,572 - Really? - Yep, yeah. 315 00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:43,490 She's blind. 316 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:44,783 Is that a problem? 317 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,994 No, it's all about the personality, Jim. 318 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:48,870 Okay. 319 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,455 Are you talking about Beverly? 320 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,498 Yes. 321 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:52,457 Because she's not a sex model. 322 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,541 She's the toll booth operator. 323 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:54,584 Oh, yeah. 324 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,754 Send me a picture. 325 00:13:57,796 --> 00:14:00,006 So far, these are my leads. 326 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:02,425 A blind toll booth operator and a 1,200 pound catcher. 327 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:05,178 (cards tapping) 328 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:06,012 It's a start. 329 00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:11,393 Hey, Phyllis, what you knitting, a bedspread? 330 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:12,936 A sweater for Bob. 331 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:18,233 Well, he's gonna love it. 332 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:19,984 You're a knitress of the night. 333 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:25,156 Speaking of Bob, we have a favorite ask. 334 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,701 We would like for him to call W.B. Jones 335 00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:30,620 and tell him to give us our parking spaces back. 336 00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:32,997 Oh, Bob doesn't let me talk to him about business. 337 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,417 Why don't you just talk to Jones directly? 338 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:36,710 We tried. 339 00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:39,170 His secretary won't let us see him. 340 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:42,674 Dammit, we're hitting brick walls everywhere we turn. 341 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,344 What are we supposed to do now? 342 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:49,764 Well, I think that there's only one card left to play. 343 00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:52,809 We need a business park meeting. 344 00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:55,103 Five families? 345 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:02,694 Okay, Wendy, hot and juicy red head. 346 00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:04,904 We'll give this a try. 347 00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:09,117 (numbers dialing) 348 00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:12,287 (line ringing) 349 00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:15,415 - Wendy's. - Hello, Wendy. 350 00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:17,792 This is Kevin's friend, Michael. 351 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:20,420 - This isn't Wendy. - Oh, I'm sorry. 352 00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:21,755 Could you put her on, please? 353 00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:24,007 [Worker] Dude, this is a Wendy's restaurant. 354 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:26,968 Dammit, Kevin. 355 00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:30,764 Okay, um, could I just have a frosty 356 00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:32,390 and a baked potato, please? 357 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,933 [Worker] You have to come to the restaurant to order food. 358 00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:35,143 Well, I'll send somebody to pick it up. 359 00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:37,729 - Just have it ready. - It's ready now. 360 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:38,938 Well, put it aside. 361 00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,569 Thank you, Kevin. 362 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,696 Jenny, no description. 363 00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:47,655 867-5309. 364 00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:50,283 (line ringing) 365 00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:57,499 [Man] Hello? 366 00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,876 Ah, yes, is Jenny there? 367 00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:01,419 [Man] Very funny, man. 368 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,712 It's hilarious. 369 00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:05,924 Overly protective older brother? 370 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,676 Okay, I have collected the rest of the ladies. 371 00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:08,927 Good, good. 372 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,346 Because this batch was awful. 373 00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:12,514 Part of my job is to make sure 374 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:14,808 the boss is sexually satisfied. 375 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,434 I'm not embarrassed about that. 376 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,227 I'm proud of it. 377 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:19,771 Meredith, extension 106. 378 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,272 - Who wrote that? - Meredith. 379 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,691 Oh, okay. 380 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:23,983 That's sweet. 381 00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:27,195 This one says chair model. 382 00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:28,697 I wrote that. 383 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:31,074 Michael, you shouldn't have to settle. 384 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,868 This is my pledge to you. 385 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:37,205 I will find her and I will bring her to you. 386 00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:40,417 And as God is my witness, she shall bear your fruit. 387 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,296 That sounds good. 388 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,131 Go get her. 389 00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:48,466 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 390 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,885 First, go to Wendy's, get my food, come back and then go. 391 00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:54,889 That is fantastic. 392 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:56,641 Thank you, thank you very much. 393 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,935 This is just what I needed. 394 00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:00,395 The furniture company gave me the name 395 00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:01,896 of the advertising agency. 396 00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,648 They gave me the name of the photographer. 397 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,275 The photographer, a Spaniard, 398 00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,986 used a Wilkes-Barre modeling agency. 399 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,864 The agency gave me the following information. 400 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:13,783 Deborah Shoshlefski, 142 South Windsor Lane. 401 00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,368 Dead, car accident. 402 00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:16,286 Case closed. 403 00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:18,705 She's dead? 404 00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:19,748 (loud squelching) 405 00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,041 But she's so young. 406 00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:24,044 She was so young and now she is dead. 407 00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:27,255 As dead as every dead animal who has ever died. 408 00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:29,215 Oh, god. 409 00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:34,763 Why don't you sit down, Michael? 410 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:35,972 (loudly sighing) 411 00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:36,848 Come on. 412 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,517 There we go. 413 00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:47,859 Michael, you didn't even know her. 414 00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,487 Try not to be so hurtful, Jim. 415 00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:51,529 - Jim, how dare you? - Please, 416 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,490 not at a time like this. 417 00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:58,453 (loudly sighing) 418 00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:00,455 Okay, Michael, you know what? 419 00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:02,791 I might have someone for you. 420 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,668 Oh, really, what's her name, Burger King? 421 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:05,877 No, I mean it. 422 00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:09,631 She's really nice and sweet. 423 00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:12,550 And you guys might actually get along. 424 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,679 I don't, I don't think I'm ready. 425 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:16,513 Is she hot? 426 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,683 I'm setting Michael up with my landlady. 427 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,226 She's really sweet. 428 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:25,313 And whatever, I just can't take Michael like this. 429 00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:26,189 No question about it. 430 00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:28,191 I am ready to get hurt again. 431 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,486 We need to assemble the five families. 432 00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:32,862 No, not the five families. 433 00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:34,114 We have to. 434 00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:36,616 The five families are the five companies 435 00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:38,493 of Scranton business park. 436 00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:40,370 The bosses rarely meet. 437 00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:43,832 {\an8}There's Michael Scott, Regional Manager, Dunder Mifflin. 438 00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:46,334 {\an8}Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration. 439 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:49,546 {\an8}Paul Faust of Disaster Kits Limited. 440 00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:51,506 They call him cool guy Paul. 441 00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:55,343 W.B. Jones of W.B. Jones Heating and Air. 442 00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:57,012 Grade-A badass. 443 00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:59,848 {\an8}And Bill Cress of Cress Tool and Dye. 444 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:03,018 {\an8}Bill Cress is super old and really mean. 445 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:05,228 Kevin, I don't have time for this right now. 446 00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:08,273 I'm trying to get a date with Pam's hot friend. 447 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,150 And she needs to meet me right now. 448 00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:15,905 I'm calling the meeting anyway. 449 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,367 Thank you very much. 450 00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:23,580 Our suspect has straight, brown hair. 451 00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:26,583 She is wearing blue jeans and a black top. 452 00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:30,920 So, behold, our bachelorette. 453 00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:33,214 Give her a 10 for looks 454 00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:35,967 and a three for her ability to describe herself. 455 00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:38,261 Hello, my lady. 456 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:44,434 Michael? 457 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,978 Oh. 458 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,313 Are you Michael Scott? 459 00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:51,232 Sorry, Michael what? 460 00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:52,650 Oh, I'm sorry. 461 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,736 I'm supposed to be meeting someone named Michael. 462 00:19:54,778 --> 00:19:56,446 - Oh, that's not, yeah-- - Michael? 463 00:19:58,698 --> 00:19:59,491 Michael? 464 00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:03,620 Large hot chocolate with caramel and a shot of peppermint. 465 00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:14,631 So you get the rent checks every month 466 00:20:14,673 --> 00:20:18,468 and what happens next? 467 00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:19,302 What? 468 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,599 You're asking me what I do with the checks 469 00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:26,017 that people write to me. 470 00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:28,978 Just making conversation. 471 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:30,522 Why is it so hard to meet people? 472 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:37,696 All I want is somebody nice and sweet. 473 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:42,701 And someone I can talk to and share an experience with. 474 00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:43,743 You know? 475 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,414 Why is it so hard for people like us? 476 00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:50,166 I don't know. 477 00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:56,089 You want to see what I walked out on? 478 00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:57,757 This is going to blow your mind. 479 00:20:57,799 --> 00:20:58,508 Look at that. 480 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,012 - She's beautiful. - Yeah, yeah. 481 00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:03,722 And you can't see your whole body. 482 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,515 Down here, she has a boob job. 483 00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:11,146 She was just crazy smart and really manipulative. 484 00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:13,606 - And I don't know. - Michael? 485 00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:16,401 Hello, Michael? 486 00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:22,449 - I'm gonna head out. - Oh, okay. 487 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:27,203 Well, I enjoyed this conversation. 488 00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:28,580 It was very nice. 489 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:34,085 It was like talking to the sweet, old lady on the bus. 490 00:21:37,881 --> 00:21:39,883 That's incredibly rude. 491 00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:40,800 Now you ruined it. 492 00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:46,848 - Hey, you okay? - I'm scared. 493 00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:48,224 Look, relax, okay? 494 00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:50,226 I grew up in corporate circles. 495 00:21:50,268 --> 00:21:52,354 It was my entire social life. 496 00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:54,564 - So, let me take the lead. - Okay. 497 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,900 And we're gonna be fine. 498 00:21:56,941 --> 00:21:58,735 But sometimes you come off like a bit of a jackass. 499 00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:01,446 - So can you just not do that? - Yeah, sure. 500 00:22:02,864 --> 00:22:03,990 Can I handle this? 501 00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:05,617 Well, let's take a looksie. 502 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,452 Born and bred in Simsbury, Connecticut. 503 00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:09,120 By the time I was 22, I'd graduated 504 00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:11,790 from an Ivy League college, Cornell. 505 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,958 By the time I was 31, I was regional director 506 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,919 in charge of sales at Dunder Mifflin Stanford. 507 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:19,798 So yeah, pretty sure I can handle this. 508 00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:22,217 Where's Scott? 509 00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:23,635 Michael Scott could not make it today 510 00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:26,096 due to an unforeseen prior engagement. 511 00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:27,138 Let's just meet back in an hour. 512 00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:28,306 Gentlemen, please. 513 00:22:30,809 --> 00:22:31,726 We called this meeting. 514 00:22:33,436 --> 00:22:37,148 Andrew Bernard is the name of me. 515 00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:39,693 And this is my associate, Mr. Kevin Malone. 516 00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:41,945 Things. 517 00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:43,196 All right, what do you want? 518 00:22:43,238 --> 00:22:44,489 Well, first of all, 519 00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:46,658 I'd just like to say what an honor it is 520 00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:48,910 to be sitting here with you gentlemen. 521 00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:50,078 You have about 10 seconds-- 522 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:52,163 We want our parking spaces back. 523 00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:53,373 Whose parking spaces? 524 00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:56,001 W.B. Jones' construction guys 525 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:58,294 park in our parking spaces every morning. 526 00:22:58,336 --> 00:23:01,548 And some people have to park really far away 527 00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:03,633 and walk all the way to the office. 528 00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:06,886 And some people sweat too much for comfort. 529 00:23:06,928 --> 00:23:08,263 My god. 530 00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:09,639 I don't have time for this, guys. 531 00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:11,349 Just give them back their spaces. 532 00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:14,144 - Okay. - We good? 533 00:23:14,185 --> 00:23:15,353 Okay. 534 00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:17,188 Could have done this over email. 535 00:23:21,484 --> 00:23:26,448 After Stacy left, things did not go well for awhile. 536 00:23:27,115 --> 00:23:28,575 And it was hard to see. 537 00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:33,872 It's just nice to win one. 538 00:23:35,373 --> 00:23:38,335 (door opening) 539 00:23:38,376 --> 00:23:40,003 Margaret, the landlady, really, Pam? 540 00:23:40,045 --> 00:23:41,671 Is that what you think of me? 541 00:23:41,713 --> 00:23:44,132 She's sweet and cute. 542 00:23:44,174 --> 00:23:45,175 I thought you'd get along. 543 00:23:45,216 --> 00:23:46,676 Oh, okay. 544 00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:50,513 Well, I'm looking for passionate affair, not companionship. 545 00:23:50,555 --> 00:23:55,518 I'm a man of intensity, of cool and youth and passionately. 546 00:23:59,189 --> 00:24:00,231 God. 547 00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:07,906 - Margaret? - I know. 548 00:24:09,282 --> 00:24:10,533 You just got yourself kicked out of your apartment. 549 00:24:10,575 --> 00:24:12,327 (both chuckling) 550 00:24:12,369 --> 00:24:13,703 Oh, I don't care. 551 00:24:13,745 --> 00:24:14,996 I didn't really like that place that much anyway. 552 00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:16,581 I'll just move. 553 00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:17,374 Oh, really? 554 00:24:17,415 --> 00:24:18,792 Who's gonna take you in? 555 00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:22,379 You're messy, you're a klutz, you spill everything 556 00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:26,049 and you leave the volume on the TV way too loud. 557 00:24:26,091 --> 00:24:27,676 Yeah. 558 00:24:27,717 --> 00:24:29,135 Maybe I'll just move in with my boyfriend. 559 00:24:29,177 --> 00:24:30,887 'Cause he's kind of a slob, too. 560 00:24:30,929 --> 00:24:34,516 Okay, sure, let's do it. 561 00:24:34,557 --> 00:24:37,936 (chuckling) No, I, well, I'm not gonna, 562 00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:41,606 I'm not gonna move in with anyone unless I'm engaged. 563 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:45,610 Have I not proposed to you yet? 564 00:24:46,361 --> 00:24:47,612 I don't know, no. 565 00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:50,949 Oh, well, that's coming. 566 00:24:52,325 --> 00:24:54,077 Oh, right now. 567 00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:55,578 No, I'm not gonna do it right here. 568 00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:56,871 That would be rather lame. 569 00:24:57,956 --> 00:24:58,873 Okay, so then when? 570 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,459 Pam, I'm not gonna tell you, 571 00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:03,920 I hate to break it to you, but that's not how that works. 572 00:25:03,962 --> 00:25:05,213 Oh, right, yeah. 573 00:25:05,255 --> 00:25:07,090 Wait, I'm serious. 574 00:25:07,132 --> 00:25:08,591 - It's happening. - Okay. 575 00:25:08,633 --> 00:25:12,012 And when it happens, it's going to kick your ass, Beasley. 576 00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:16,099 So stay sharp. 577 00:25:16,141 --> 00:25:16,975 I've been warned. 578 00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:22,605 I am not kidding. 579 00:25:29,154 --> 00:25:30,905 Got it a week after we started dating. 580 00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:34,951 I don't know, man. 581 00:25:34,993 --> 00:25:36,661 I was with Jan for so long. 582 00:25:38,329 --> 00:25:40,457 I was excited about meeting somebody new. 583 00:25:41,541 --> 00:25:42,459 Put my heart out there. 584 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:43,460 Just (sighing). 585 00:25:47,547 --> 00:25:50,508 You know what you need? 586 00:25:50,550 --> 00:25:51,343 Closure. 587 00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:53,511 You're right. 588 00:25:55,847 --> 00:25:56,848 What do you mean though? 589 00:25:58,266 --> 00:25:59,309 There was a woman in your life 590 00:25:59,351 --> 00:26:01,478 who affected you very deeply. 591 00:26:01,519 --> 00:26:03,605 And she left before you could say goodbye. 592 00:26:04,689 --> 00:26:06,399 I think you need to say goodbye. 593 00:26:08,693 --> 00:26:10,111 Hm. 594 00:26:10,153 --> 00:26:11,946 Come on, I'll drive. 595 00:26:13,573 --> 00:26:14,699 - We did it. - I did it. 596 00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:17,118 We got our spaces back. 597 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:17,952 Wow. 598 00:26:19,412 --> 00:26:20,705 Nice job. 599 00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:22,957 - Yeah, nice. - Yeah, there it is. 600 00:26:22,999 --> 00:26:23,792 You're welcome. 601 00:26:24,959 --> 00:26:26,044 Am I a hero? 602 00:26:29,005 --> 00:26:31,424 That would be so pretentious for me to sit here and say, 603 00:26:31,466 --> 00:26:33,635 yes, I am a hero. 604 00:26:33,677 --> 00:26:37,347 I happened to have done a very heroic thing. 605 00:26:37,389 --> 00:26:40,725 But, you know, at the end of the day 606 00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:42,560 I just did what any hero would do. 607 00:26:45,814 --> 00:26:46,690 - So. - Yeah? 608 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:50,985 I basically charmed their Jockeys off. 609 00:26:51,027 --> 00:26:53,905 (quietly chuckling) 610 00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:59,828 Angela, you've got a little bit of emotion on your face. 611 00:27:00,912 --> 00:27:02,080 There, you got it. 612 00:27:03,331 --> 00:27:04,916 Did I do this for me? 613 00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:06,251 No. 614 00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:10,255 I did this for the little guy, for Joe six pack. 615 00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:11,381 The guy who wakes up every morning 616 00:27:11,423 --> 00:27:13,133 in his $400-a-month apartment, 617 00:27:13,174 --> 00:27:16,594 wonders how he's gonna pay his mortgage that month. 618 00:27:16,636 --> 00:27:19,723 Wonders how he's going to fill his car up with oil. 619 00:27:19,764 --> 00:27:23,560 Wonders, how am I gonna pay my kid's orphanage bills? 620 00:27:23,601 --> 00:27:28,606 That guy shouldn't have to wonder where he's gonna park. 621 00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:47,125 How did she die? 622 00:27:49,836 --> 00:27:51,379 I guess you could say she died 623 00:27:51,421 --> 00:27:56,343 of blunt force trauma and blood loss. 624 00:27:56,384 --> 00:27:57,594 She got in a car accident 625 00:27:57,635 --> 00:27:59,429 and plowed into the side of an airplane hanger. 626 00:27:59,471 --> 00:28:02,807 God, she was so innocent. 627 00:28:02,849 --> 00:28:04,476 She was stoned, apparently. 628 00:28:06,978 --> 00:28:09,105 You know, I used to think that I had 629 00:28:09,147 --> 00:28:11,775 this perfect person out there waiting for me. 630 00:28:11,816 --> 00:28:14,069 But now, I know that that's just silly. 631 00:28:15,111 --> 00:28:16,071 Because she's dead. 632 00:28:18,490 --> 00:28:19,491 What do you do? 633 00:28:21,201 --> 00:28:23,661 You wait until next year's chair catalog comes out 634 00:28:23,703 --> 00:28:25,747 and you find someone who's still alive. 635 00:28:26,831 --> 00:28:28,166 - And you move on. - Yeah. 636 00:28:29,459 --> 00:28:30,960 Where do you want to go for dinner? 637 00:28:31,002 --> 00:28:32,295 I don't know. 638 00:28:32,337 --> 00:28:33,755 I kind of hate all our regular places right now. 639 00:28:35,674 --> 00:28:37,384 Oh, you know what? 640 00:28:37,425 --> 00:28:38,218 That one... 641 00:28:41,179 --> 00:28:41,930 Hey, Pam. 642 00:28:44,349 --> 00:28:46,976 Will you wait for me one second while I tie my shoe? 643 00:28:49,187 --> 00:28:50,522 - I hate you. - What? 644 00:28:50,563 --> 00:28:51,981 My shoe was untied. 645 00:28:52,023 --> 00:28:53,233 What is your problem? 646 00:28:54,442 --> 00:28:56,152 Oh, my god, you thought I was, 647 00:28:56,194 --> 00:28:57,612 oh, no, no, no. Oh, oh. 648 00:28:57,654 --> 00:28:58,738 How could I have thought that? 649 00:28:58,780 --> 00:29:00,448 How could I have thought that? 650 00:29:07,205 --> 00:29:12,168 ♪ Bye bye, Miss Chair Model Lady ♪ 651 00:29:13,503 --> 00:29:15,797 ♪ I dreamt that we were married ♪ 652 00:29:15,839 --> 00:29:20,135 ♪ And you treated me nice ♪ 653 00:29:20,176 --> 00:29:23,930 ♪ We had lots of kids ♪ 654 00:29:23,972 --> 00:29:27,726 ♪ Drinking whiskey and rye ♪ 655 00:29:27,767 --> 00:29:32,772 ♪ But why'd you have to go off and die ♪ 656 00:29:33,857 --> 00:29:38,153 ♪ Why'd you have to go off and die ♪ 657 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:43,867 ♪ Oh, you believe in rock in roll ♪ 658 00:29:43,908 --> 00:29:47,871 ♪ Can music save your mortal soul ♪ 659 00:29:47,912 --> 00:29:52,917 ♪ And then you have to dance real slow ♪ 660 00:29:54,210 --> 00:29:57,297 ♪ Well, I know that you're in love with him ♪ 661 00:29:57,339 --> 00:30:01,134 ♪ 'Cause I saw you dancing in the gym ♪ 662 00:30:01,176 --> 00:30:04,012 ♪ They both turned off their shoes ♪ 663 00:30:04,054 --> 00:30:08,433 ♪ No more rhythm and blues was returned ♪ 664 00:30:08,475 --> 00:30:11,644 ♪ Rhythm and blues ♪ 665 00:30:11,686 --> 00:30:15,857 ♪ This will be the day that I died ♪ 666 00:30:18,318 --> 00:30:20,945 (upbeat music) 46993

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