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Brain teaser.
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I have two coins
totaling 15 cents.
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One of them is not a nickel.
What are they?
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A dime and a nickel.
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No, I said one of them
is not a nickel--
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But the other one is.
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I've heard that before.
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Okay, a man and his son
get into a car accident.
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They are rushed to
the hospital.
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The doctor says,
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"There's no way I can
operate on this boy."
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"Because he's my son."
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The doctor is the boy's mother.
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A man is found hanging
from the ceiling.
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He stepped on a block of ice,
hung himself,
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and the ice melted.
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A hunter--
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It's a polar bear because
you're at the North Pole.
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Damn it!
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[upbeat piano music]
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♪ ♪
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Tell me what you did yesterday.
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Uh, nothing.
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Nothing?
Yeah, nothing.
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How was your day?
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I don't care
how your day was, Michael.
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{\an8}[sighs]
Wow.
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{\an8}Well, okay.
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{\an8}I don't care how
your day was either, Jan.
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{\an8}I was just asking you
because you asked me.
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{\an8}Tell me what you did yesterday.
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{\an8}I worked.
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{\an8}And then I went home
to my condo.
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{\an8}And Carol came over.
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{\an8}And we had sex.
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{\an8}Is that what
you want to hear?
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{\an8}Never, ever, ever sleep
with your boss.
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{\an8}I'm so lucky that Jan and I
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{\an8}only got to second base.
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What I want, Michael,
is an hour-by-hour log
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of how you spend
your work time.
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Well, that's really not
the way I roll,
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Because sometimes,
I'm in the zone,
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and sometimes,
I'm in the zoning out.
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Zoning out?
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Do you want me
to go on Amazon
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and order you
a slang dictionary?
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'Cause I'll do it.
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If you can account
for your time...
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If. Big if.
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Then maybe corporate
can justify your salary.
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A woman spurned.
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It's like Mommy and Daddy
are fighting,
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Except Mommy
outranks Daddy.
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And Mommy is way scarier.
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Hi, Pam.
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Hi.
I'm great.
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So, Pam,
I'd like you to keep
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a log of everything
Michael does hour by hour
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so that we can analyze it
at corporate, okay?
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Oh, I don't know--
Thanks, Pam.
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(Pam)
It's weird.
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Jan used to treat Michael
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like he was a 10-year-old.
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But lately it's like
he's five.
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So, are you excited?
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Yeah.
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Very excited?
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Yes, I'm very excited.
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Extremely excited?
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Just very--
That's cool.
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(Ryan)
I have spent a year here.
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And I have to commit
or get out, so...
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Dwight's the top salesman
in the company,
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and he's taking me on
my first sales call today.
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And, um, I'm excited.
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I am very excited.
Ryan hasn't made a sale yet.
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But more importantly,
he hasn't made an ally yet.
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Is he gonna be a slacker-
loser-wise-ass like Jim was,
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or is he gonna join
the Dwight Army of Champions?
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Take a good look
at this boy.
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I always do.
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Because you are never
going to see him again.
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If you lay a finger on--
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Today's Ryan's
first sales call,
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and I am bringing
this boy home
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a full-grown man.
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Oh, would you look at that?
[groans]
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[laughs]
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Damn it, Dwight.
Come on.
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Dwight is taking Ryan
on a Sales call today.
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So if we find Ryan's body
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in a heavily-wooded
area tomorrow,
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I owe Jim $30.
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It's an old bet,
but a deal's a deal.
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Get in the car.
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I don't have a key.
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Don't you realize
the key is inside you?
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He's the top salesman
at the company.
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He's the top salesman
at the company.
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He's the top salesman
at the company.
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Today's gonna be great.
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No, but seriously,
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your ears are the key.
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90% of a good sales call
is listening.
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Only 10% is talking.
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Huh.
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Get in the car.
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Get--Get in the car.
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Look, I've never
seen a Clint Eastwood movie.
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See, that's weird.
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But if you said,
"Go ahead, make my day,"
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I would know
that's from Dirty Harry.
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How can you not know that's
from Ferris Bueller's Day Off?
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[laughs]
Oh, mama.
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Ask me how bad I wanted
to bone Jennifer Grey.
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I saw the movie, I just don't
know every line from the film.
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Seriously,
you guys, ask me.
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You didn't know that "Bueller"
was from Ferris Bueller.
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So hard.
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Nobody puts Baby
in the corner.
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You did the voice wrong.
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I did not
do the voice wrong.
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[squeaking]
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Hey.
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What?
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[squeaking]
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My chair's squeaking.
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Is it?
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You took my chair.
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No, I didn't.
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I took back the chair
that you took form me,
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but I didn't take your chair.
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When you get up,
I'm just gonna
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take it back anyway, so--
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So I guess I can't get up.
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[sighs]
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So, what if
they're not talking much?
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Then does it make sense to
kind of lead the conversation?
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You know, just until it gets
to a point where
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they are asking questions?
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[heavy metal music plays]
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[engine shuts off]
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So, where's
the sales office?
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When you are ready
to see the sales office,
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the sales office will
present itself to you.
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Your journey begins now.
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Hey, Coselli!
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The Coz!
The Cosby.
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[imitating Bill Cosby]
Hey, hey, hey!
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I love Jell-O Pudding Pops!
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My son Theo love
Jell-O Pudding Pops too.
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(Dwight)
Do you know where we are, Temp?
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(Ryan)
I know where we're not.
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Sales is not all in here.
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It's also in here.
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What--What was the first
thing you did?
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You know, selling,
typing, dialing.
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Oh, okay.
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What is that
in your ear?
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A tiny beet seed.
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[chuckles]
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You need to clean
your ears better.
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I hold in my hand
a beet seed.
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Take it.
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Ah--
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When you--
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Damn it.
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It's going okay.
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I've already learned more
about beet agriculture
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than I ever thought I'd know.
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9:10, checked in
with receptionist.
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Met with Jan re: log.
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Lost log.
Found log.
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Um...
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10:00 to 11:00,
light salad, three points.
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That's on the wrong page.
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Um...
[babbles]
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[chattering]
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[chattering continues]
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Hey.
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Let's focus today.
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Make today all about focus.
I'll help you.
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[speaking incoherently]
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[laughs]
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Yes, actually,
today's a good day to do that.
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Yeah.
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Hey, Big Tuna.
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Can I talk to you
for a second?
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Sure.
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Can you stand up
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and talk to me over there?
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That's it?
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That's what you
came up with?
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I'm acting my heart out here.
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Really, huh?
Yeah, really.
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You asked for my help,
so I helped.
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[man over P.A.]
Attention, Scranton Business Park.
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There will be
complimentary pretzels
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available in the lobby
from now until 4:00
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as a thank-you
to our loyal tenants.
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(Pam)
Once a year, they bring in a little cart.
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And they give away
free pretzels.
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It's really not a big deal.
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To some people it is.
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Productivity is important.
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But how can I be productive
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if I have this one little
thing in my brain
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that I cannot get out?
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And that one little thing
is a soft pretzel.
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So I'm just gonna have
my soft pretzel.
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And I'll get to work.
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And I'll be super productive.
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Look out for me!
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Oh, sh--
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Come on.
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And just as you have planted
your seed in the ground,
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I am going to plant
my seed in you.
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I don't think you know
what you're saying.
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Smells pretty bad,
doesn't it?
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Uh-huh.
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It's called bullcrap.
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And a client can smell it
from a mile away.
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Gotcha.
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Oh, hey--
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I forgot something
in my car.
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I'll be right back.
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Okay.
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Of course.
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(Stanley)
I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small.
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Drive my daughter to a school
that's too expensive.
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And then I go to work
to a job
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for which I get paid
too little.
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But on pretzel day...
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Well, I like pretzel day.
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'Cause they're acting
all tough and everything.
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But what they were
rapping about was cupcakes
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and The Chronicles of Narnia.
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Who invented cupcakes, right?
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I want to kill them.
Hey!
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Hey, Phyllis!
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What are you doing?
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I'm just saying hi
to Bob.
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No, I think you're
cutting in line.
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Well, settle down, Scott.
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No, I'm not gonna settle down.
No, no way.
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Uh-uh, boo!
Get in the back, please.
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Boo!
Back of the line!
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Thank you!
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Back of the line.
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That's right.
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What a pair of Marys.
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This is pretzel day.
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You know, every time
I think I hit rock bottom
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at my job,
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the floor opens up,
like at a carnival ride.
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"Hey, Dwight,
you're a great salesman.
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Can you teach me?"
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"Sure, Ryan.
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"I'll make you kneel
in cow manure.
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And I'll abandon you
in a beet field."
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00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,363
"Oh, that sounds great, Dwight.
263
00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:37,572
"I really appreciate that.
264
00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:40,700
Thank you so much
for your mentorship."
265
00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:48,124
Congratulations,
resourceful salesman.
266
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:51,169
You have passed
the second challenge.
267
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,880
Welcome to Schrute Farm!
268
00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:05,141
Sales is about people, Ryan.
269
00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:07,435
It's about understanding them,
270
00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,938
and learning how
to get along with them.
271
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:15,402
Case study: me.
272
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:17,487
To understand me,
you have to know
273
00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:19,364
that I work in the city,
but I live here,
274
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:22,033
on this small, beautiful farm.
275
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,743
It's a family farm.
276
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:25,829
Many Schrutes were born here.
277
00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:28,707
And many of us end up here.
278
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:33,753
My grandfather
was a good man...
279
00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:36,589
who did some very bad things.
280
00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:39,217
What the--
281
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,970
Damn it!
Oh, those kids.
282
00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:45,432
You!
You get out of here!
283
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:46,766
This is not a cheap motel!
284
00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:49,978
This is a farm and cemetery!
285
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:51,980
Freaks.
286
00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:54,816
You're lucky
I don't have my crossbow!
287
00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:57,152
Let me show you
the compost pile.
288
00:12:57,193 --> 00:13:00,155
[chair squeaking]
289
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:07,579
♪ Love me, love me ♪
290
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,873
♪ Say that you love me ♪
291
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,833
♪ Fool me, fool me *
Stop.
292
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:14,544
♪ Go on and fool me ♪
293
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,338
♪ Love me, love me ♪
294
00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:18,423
♪ Say that you love me *
This is not fair.
295
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,382
It's gonna be
in my head all day.
296
00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:20,592
Please?
297
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,303
♪ Go on and fool me ♪
298
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:24,554
♪ Love me, love me ♪
299
00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:26,222
This is not
a proportionate response.
300
00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:27,390
♪ Say that you love me ♪
301
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,726
♪ Fool me, fool me ♪
302
00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:31,978
♪ Go on and fool me ♪
303
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:37,984
♪ I don't care 'bout
anything but you ♪
304
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:42,697
Whatever happened
to those guys?
305
00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:46,576
Michael.
306
00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:47,827
No cuts!
307
00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:48,995
Oh, Pam.
308
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,372
Just the woman
I'd like to see.
309
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:51,331
You read my mind.
310
00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:52,499
Great.
311
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:53,917
I thought you might want
to use this time
312
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,043
to authorize some checks.
313
00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:56,378
I thought that maybe
you could
314
00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:58,004
wait in line for me
while I go to the bathroom.
315
00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,297
You're an angel.
316
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,174
Hey, why don't you just
go up to your office,
317
00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:02,092
get some work done,
318
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:03,093
and I'll bring you
a pretzel?
319
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:04,803
Because I like them
a certain way.
320
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,262
And if it gets screwed up,
321
00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:08,056
then this whole thing's blown.
322
00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:09,724
You know, I just think it's
really important that
323
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,351
you be productive today.
324
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:13,520
Pam, productivity starts with
325
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:15,689
patience and determination.
326
00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:17,607
I'll be back.
327
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,825
It is time for
your next test.
328
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,035
You have planted
the beet seed.
329
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:31,705
You have walked the long,
lonely walk of loneliness.
330
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:32,706
Look, man.
331
00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:34,332
I was in a frat in college.
332
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,042
So I know what you're doing.
333
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:36,960
I get it.
334
00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:38,128
You know what
your problem is?
335
00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:39,879
You know why you haven't
made any sales?
336
00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,423
Because you think
you know everything.
337
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:42,841
You have to trust
that maybe
338
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:43,925
there are other people
339
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,677
that can teach you things.
340
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:48,096
Are you ready to learn?
341
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:51,182
Are you ready for
the final test?
342
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,225
Yeah.
343
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:53,268
Come on!
344
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:58,690
Thank you.
345
00:14:58,732 --> 00:14:59,649
Hi, please tell me
you have
346
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:00,692
a sweet pretzel left.
347
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,235
We do.
Thank God.
348
00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:03,611
And we have
18 different toppings.
349
00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:05,030
We have sweet glaze,
cinnamon sugar,
350
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,531
chocolate, white chocolate,
351
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:09,284
fudge, M&Ms, caramel dip,
mint chip, chocolate chip,
352
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,703
marshmallows, nuts,
toffee nuts, coconuts,
353
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:14,247
peanut butter drizzle, Oreos,
sprinkles, cotton candy bits,
354
00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:15,290
and powdered sugar.
355
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:18,084
Is there any way
that you could do all?
356
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:18,960
All of them?
357
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:20,086
The works?
You got it.
358
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:21,296
All right!
359
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:22,714
Thank you.
360
00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:25,633
Please be seated.
361
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:32,891
What was that?
362
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,059
Pay no attention
to the spirits
363
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,518
that haunt this
hallowed ground.
364
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,395
Is that your cousin Mose?
365
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,646
Yes.
366
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:41,941
Mose is my cousin,
and he lives here.
367
00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:44,277
He will always be
my best friend.
368
00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:45,987
Unless things go well
with Ryan today.
369
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:47,405
In which case
I won't hang out with Mose
370
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,865
so much anymore.
371
00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:52,786
What is the greatest danger
facing Dunder Mifflin?
372
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:55,747
Outsourcing and consolidation
of competition.
373
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:56,956
Wrong.
Flash floods.
374
00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:59,334
What is the true cause
375
00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:02,253
of Robert Mifflin's suicide?
376
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:04,673
Depression?
377
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:06,007
Wrong.
He hated himself.
378
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:09,844
What is
the Dharma Initiative?
379
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:11,888
I can't believe that
Ryan is not back yet.
380
00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:12,931
Where could they be?
381
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,766
Sales take a long time.
382
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,017
Oh, my God.
I'm so worried.
383
00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:18,645
I'm sure Dwight
will protect him.
384
00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:20,355
I don't know.
Dwight's so weird.
385
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:22,649
He's not weird.
386
00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:24,484
He's just individualistic.
387
00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:25,777
No, he's a freak.
388
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,112
You're a freak!
389
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,659
Final question,
390
00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:35,078
young Ryan Howard.
391
00:16:38,123 --> 00:16:39,749
What...
392
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:47,215
is Michael Scott's
greatest fear?
393
00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:50,552
Um, loneliness.
394
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:52,178
Maybe women.
395
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:53,513
Wrong.
396
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:55,765
He's not afraid of anything.
397
00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:58,184
Also, I would've accepted snakes.
398
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:01,396
Fear is what
it's all about.
399
00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:05,025
You cannot sell
while undergoing fear.
400
00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:07,736
You need to vanquish fear!
401
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:12,741
One must wrestle fear
to the ground.
402
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,784
You will now
wrestle my cousin Mose!
403
00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:16,828
No!
Okay, all right!
404
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:17,954
Wrestle him to the ground!
405
00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:19,205
This is over, okay?
406
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:20,373
You're a freak.
407
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:21,791
I'm not doing this anymore
and this is over.
408
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,168
Ryan--
Good-bye.
409
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,587
Ryan, you don't have
to wrestle him.
410
00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:26,504
Ryan, just get in
the coffin.
411
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,883
Ryan...
412
00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:31,926
Bye, Ryan.
413
00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:35,597
He seemed nice.
414
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,891
Where are all
the animals?
415
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,772
[horn honking]
416
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:45,440
Ryan, come on.
I am sorry.
417
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:46,483
I am sorry.
418
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:47,442
Mose is sorry too.
419
00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:48,360
Look--
420
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,446
He sent over a basket
with eggs
421
00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:52,739
and some fat back bacon.
422
00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:53,782
And look--
423
00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:56,326
Something he whittled.
424
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,125
[chair squeaks]
425
00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:08,296
[chair squeaking]
426
00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:15,929
You still mad?
427
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:21,559
It's just--
428
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,520
Jim and I didn't
get along.
429
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:27,357
And... I didn't want it
to be that way again.
430
00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:30,819
You know, I wanted us
to be a team.
431
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,362
An unstoppable team
432
00:18:32,404 --> 00:18:33,988
that competed against
other teams.
433
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:36,074
Look, that's not
what I wanted, okay?
434
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,993
I just wanted
to go on a sales call.
435
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,996
Screw gun!
The sales call!
436
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:45,166
[tires screeching]
437
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:48,253
[Gary Glitter's
Rock and Roll]
438
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:54,551
♪ ♪
439
00:18:57,595 --> 00:19:02,058
[tapping in rhythm]
440
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,977
♪ Hey ♪
441
00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:07,313
(Kevin)
♪ Hey ♪
442
00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:09,899
Mr. Coselli.
443
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:10,859
[imitating Bill Cosby]
Hey, hey, hey!
444
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,861
The Cos!
What's going on?
445
00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:13,987
Do we have a deal?
446
00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:15,613
Deal or no deal?
447
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,906
Let's make a deal.
448
00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:18,616
So what is the deal?
449
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:19,826
Establish time frames.
450
00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:22,203
Keep the phrase "real dollars"
in their heads.
451
00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:24,122
And always keep the power
in the conversation.
452
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,915
That's why you're losing them
on the cold calls.
453
00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:28,209
Because you say
the word "please" too much.
454
00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:29,669
Wait, can you go back?
455
00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:31,546
Michael always says
K-I-S-S.
456
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,048
"Keep it simple, stupid."
457
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,257
Great advice.
458
00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:36,217
Hurts my feelings
every time.
459
00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:38,636
Okay, I'm gonna
establish time frames.
460
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,138
Good.
461
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,348
I'm gonna put everything
in terms of real dollars.
462
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:42,349
Right.
463
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:43,558
I'm gonna ask
a lot of questions
464
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,018
that all have sort of
positive answers.
465
00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:45,977
So they'll say
"That would be better" or
466
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,020
"We would like that."
467
00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:48,229
Exactly, yes, good.
468
00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:49,731
I'm going to try
to be confident
469
00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:50,690
but not cocky.
470
00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:54,361
Oh, hey, everyone.
471
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:56,488
I am officially streamlining
the efficiency
472
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:57,906
of this corporation.
473
00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:59,491
Second--
Second?
474
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,867
Yes, second, Toby.
475
00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:03,411
Second, I am insisting
on increased accountability
476
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:04,621
from every single
one of you.
477
00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:06,373
Account--
Michael, what's going on?
478
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:07,707
And I will be
taking questions.
479
00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:09,626
Did you have a lot of
sugar today, Michael?
480
00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:10,752
What's on your suit?
481
00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:11,920
Caramel dip.
482
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:13,046
But one question
at a time, please.
483
00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:14,631
Phyllis, Stanley--
484
00:20:14,673 --> 00:20:15,757
I want you to switch desks.
485
00:20:15,799 --> 00:20:17,300
I'm going to reorganize
486
00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:19,260
and restructure
the physical layout
487
00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:20,762
of the office to
maximize everything.
488
00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:22,931
I think we're getting
a lot done, don't you?
489
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:24,099
On paper, at least.
490
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,934
And we are, after all,
a paper company.
491
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,268
Are we not?
Are we not?
492
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:28,353
Are we not?
Are you with me?
493
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:30,313
Are you with me?
Thank you very much.
494
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:36,986
[muffled music continues]
495
00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:42,242
(Ryan)
They really didn't like me.
496
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:43,618
(Dwight)
They did not.
497
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:45,787
But they didn't have to
say it to your face.
498
00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:47,288
I don't get it.
499
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:49,249
I don't get
what I did wrong.
500
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:50,959
Not everything's
a lesson, Ryan.
501
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:52,043
Sometimes you just fail.
502
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:54,045
It's those
online paper jerks.
503
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:56,006
The whole business
is changing.
504
00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:57,090
You know what?
505
00:20:57,132 --> 00:20:58,174
They're gonna be screwed
506
00:20:58,216 --> 00:20:59,968
once this whole
Internet fad is over.
507
00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:01,803
What are you doing?
Oh, no!
508
00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:05,098
No, no, no!
No, Ryan!
509
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:07,851
Yes!
Ryan the Temp, yeah!
510
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:10,979
(Dwight)
Come on, come on!
511
00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:11,938
Courtesy of Dunder-Mifflin!
512
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,231
Oh, come on!
513
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:15,358
Drive!
You drive!
514
00:21:16,526 --> 00:21:19,070
[engine revving]
515
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,531
Dunder Mifflin,
this is Pam.
516
00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:22,574
Oh, hi, Jan.
517
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,578
He's, uh,
on a sales call.
518
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:27,829
No message?
519
00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:30,540
Bye, Jan.
520
00:21:54,898 --> 00:21:56,816
Shoot.
521
00:21:56,858 --> 00:21:58,610
(Stanley)
There's four things that I love.
522
00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:03,740
My wife, my daughters,
Pam Grier,
523
00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:09,371
and a hot, chewy roll
of butter dough.
524
00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:10,789
Mmm.
525
00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:18,880
Temp! Temp!
526
00:22:18,922 --> 00:22:20,840
Temp! Temp--
527
00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:22,759
Ryan! Ryan!
528
00:22:22,801 --> 00:22:24,552
Ryan! Ryan!
529
00:22:24,594 --> 00:22:25,929
Yes!
530
00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:27,514
Just think.
531
00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:29,140
That temp agency
could've sent you anywhere.
532
00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:32,435
I think about that
all the time.
533
00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:35,522
Good night, Pam.
Good night.
534
00:22:37,816 --> 00:22:39,067
Hey, what time is it?
535
00:22:39,109 --> 00:22:40,485
20 past 5:00.
536
00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:41,486
AM or PM?
537
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:42,612
PM.
538
00:22:42,654 --> 00:22:44,114
Oh, good.
539
00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:45,073
These came for you.
540
00:22:45,115 --> 00:22:46,616
Contracts.
541
00:22:46,658 --> 00:22:47,492
Brent Coselli.
542
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:51,079
Oh, Coselli.
With the Jell-O.
543
00:22:51,121 --> 00:22:52,372
This is a huge sale.
544
00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:54,708
Yes, right. Good.
545
00:22:57,168 --> 00:22:58,211
Good night, Michael.
546
00:22:58,253 --> 00:22:59,838
Good night.
547
00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:05,093
[phone ringing]
548
00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:06,845
Dunder Mifflin.
549
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:07,762
(Jim)
Oh, hey.
550
00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:08,930
Oh, my God.
551
00:23:08,972 --> 00:23:10,390
Hi.
552
00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:11,474
Hi.
553
00:23:11,516 --> 00:23:13,143
Sorry, I forgot
Kevin's extension.
554
00:23:13,184 --> 00:23:14,561
It's a fantasy football thing.
555
00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:15,812
(Pam)
Oh.
556
00:23:15,854 --> 00:23:17,188
And I was just gonna
go through the system
557
00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:19,983
because I didn't think
you'd be there.
558
00:23:20,025 --> 00:23:21,359
Why are you still there?
559
00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:23,862
I had to work late.
560
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:25,447
Jan's making me keep a log
561
00:23:25,488 --> 00:23:27,032
of everything Michael does
all day.
562
00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:29,325
Wow.
563
00:23:32,037 --> 00:23:33,997
Do you think you could
send me a copy of that?
564
00:23:34,039 --> 00:23:35,832
Yeah, totally.
565
00:23:39,336 --> 00:23:40,628
So--
So--
566
00:23:40,670 --> 00:23:42,380
Do you--
Oh, I'm sorry, go ahead.
567
00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:44,299
Uh, no--
I, um...
568
00:23:44,341 --> 00:23:46,551
Everything's pretty much
the same here.
569
00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:47,385
Oh, good.
570
00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:49,137
A little different.
571
00:23:49,179 --> 00:23:51,306
What time is it there?
572
00:23:51,348 --> 00:23:54,392
What time is it here?
573
00:23:56,227 --> 00:23:57,854
We're in the same time zone.
574
00:23:57,896 --> 00:24:00,440
Oh, yeah. Right.
575
00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:02,442
How far away did you think
we were?
576
00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:04,736
I don't know.
It felt far.
577
00:24:07,781 --> 00:24:09,491
Yeah.
578
00:24:09,532 --> 00:24:11,493
I have a question for you.
What?
579
00:24:11,534 --> 00:24:13,286
How many words per minute
580
00:24:13,328 --> 00:24:15,163
does the average person type?
581
00:24:15,205 --> 00:24:16,206
I type 90.
582
00:24:16,247 --> 00:24:18,124
Shut up.
583
00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:19,834
Mavis Beacon doesn't even
type 90.
584
00:24:19,876 --> 00:24:21,086
It's true.
585
00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:22,545
Okay, I said average.
586
00:24:22,587 --> 00:24:23,421
70?
587
00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:24,589
How many do you type?
588
00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:25,632
Forget it.
589
00:24:25,674 --> 00:24:27,634
I was just about to brag.
Forget it.
590
00:24:27,676 --> 00:24:29,386
Come on, tell me. No.
591
00:24:29,427 --> 00:24:30,970
You have to tell me now.
592
00:24:31,012 --> 00:24:32,055
65.
593
00:24:32,097 --> 00:24:35,725
Okay, no need to laugh.
594
00:24:35,767 --> 00:24:38,395
No, it's--
That's respectable.
595
00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:39,521
Respectable?
596
00:24:39,562 --> 00:24:42,107
So, okay,
I'm watching the movie.
597
00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:44,984
By myself,
because I just wanted
598
00:24:45,026 --> 00:24:46,319
a relaxing evening
at home.
599
00:24:46,361 --> 00:24:49,322
Okay.
600
00:24:49,364 --> 00:24:50,615
And I'm freaking out!
601
00:24:50,657 --> 00:24:51,491
Yeah.
602
00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:52,659
That movie is so scary.
603
00:24:52,701 --> 00:24:53,493
I know.
604
00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:54,911
But I'm holding on
605
00:24:54,953 --> 00:24:57,038
because I keep waiting
for Sandra Bullock to show up.
606
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:58,581
No way!
607
00:24:58,623 --> 00:25:02,752
How do you confuse 28 Days
with 28 Days Later?
608
00:25:02,794 --> 00:25:03,962
Because I got it
at Blockbuster
609
00:25:04,004 --> 00:25:05,505
and they don't put
the pictures on the box.
610
00:25:05,547 --> 00:25:07,924
You're making this up.
611
00:25:07,966 --> 00:25:09,676
Would I make that up?
612
00:25:09,718 --> 00:25:11,219
Yes!
613
00:25:11,261 --> 00:25:13,179
Fancy New Beesly
would make that up.
614
00:25:13,221 --> 00:25:14,848
New apartment, new stories...
615
00:25:14,889 --> 00:25:17,642
Oh, yeah,
My fancy new apartment.
616
00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:21,271
I have one bedroom,
one bathroom, and a closet.
617
00:25:21,312 --> 00:25:22,397
And how many kitchens?
618
00:25:22,439 --> 00:25:23,523
I have one kitchen.
619
00:25:23,565 --> 00:25:25,525
Wow, you got totally taken
620
00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:27,110
for a ride, Beesly.
621
00:25:27,152 --> 00:25:28,945
It's actually--
622
00:25:28,987 --> 00:25:31,406
Most apartments these days
have, like, three.
623
00:25:31,448 --> 00:25:32,365
Three kitchens?
624
00:25:32,407 --> 00:25:34,409
Yes.
625
00:25:34,451 --> 00:25:35,660
How are you gonna cook
626
00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:37,037
every meal of the day
in one kitchen?
627
00:25:37,078 --> 00:25:38,621
Hey, Ryan.
Are you okay?
628
00:25:38,663 --> 00:25:40,123
Pam?
629
00:25:40,165 --> 00:25:42,083
Yeah. Yeah.
630
00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:43,335
Pam?
631
00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:45,253
Um, okay.
632
00:25:45,295 --> 00:25:46,546
Bye.
633
00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:48,548
Oh, yeah.
I should probably--
634
00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:50,091
Oh, no--
I was, um--
635
00:25:50,133 --> 00:25:51,176
I don't know.
636
00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:52,635
You have to go?
Yeah.
637
00:25:52,677 --> 00:25:53,762
No, I should
probably go too.
638
00:25:53,803 --> 00:25:54,888
Okay.
639
00:25:54,929 --> 00:25:56,931
I mean, yeah.
640
00:25:56,973 --> 00:25:57,974
Yeah.
641
00:26:00,435 --> 00:26:01,936
Bye, Pam.
642
00:26:01,978 --> 00:26:04,439
Bye, Jim.
643
00:26:34,552 --> 00:26:36,179
What makes them so good?
644
00:26:36,221 --> 00:26:37,972
I do not know.
645
00:26:38,014 --> 00:26:42,852
I mean, they're just dough
dressed up with some candy.
646
00:26:42,894 --> 00:26:46,564
That tastes so good
in my mouth.
647
00:26:46,606 --> 00:26:48,066
That's what she said.
648
00:26:48,108 --> 00:26:54,406
[both laughing]
649
00:26:54,447 --> 00:26:57,617
All right!
650
00:26:57,659 --> 00:27:01,788
364 days...
Until the next pretzel day.
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