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( heartbeat )
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( heartbeat continues )
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( powering up )
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Hello?
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- Yo!
- ( pounding )
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Can you hear me?
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Hey, is anybody there?
Hello?
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Help! Let me out.
Let me out!
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- Let me out!
- ( pounding )
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( ding )
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- ( keys clacking )
- ( beeping, dings )
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( keys clacking )
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( beeping, dings )
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( beeping, dings )
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( computer whirring )
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All right, um...
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Hello. Hi.
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I'm, uh...
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Ay, look, what's going on?
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Did something happen to me?
Is this some kind of test?
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I just need to know how long
this is going to take.
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I got obligations.
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I got a dog I gotta care of.
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I gotta feed him.
I gotta walk him. So...
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Hello? Hello?
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( urinating )
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( ding )
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( buzzes, dings )
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( farts )
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( dinging )
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( dinging )
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- ( farts )
- ( ding )
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- ( farts )
- ( dinging )
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( farts )
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( farts )
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( dinging )
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( stomach rumbling )
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( ding )
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So you want me to share.
Okay.
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Um, I'm hungry, I'm tired,
and you know what?
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Maybe this isn't a test.
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Maybe this is, I don't know,
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something I don't have
the energy to figure out
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because you're not
fucking feeding me!
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And can somebody please check on
the fucking dog for me?
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( farts )
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Ta-da!
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( dinging )
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Thank you.
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( ding )
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Oh, shit.
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( dinging )
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- Okay, is this what you want?
- ( ding )
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This is what you want, huh?
Okay, watch this.
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Watch this.
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- ( grunts )
- ( dinging )
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- ( grunts, groans )
- ( ding )
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Hey, can you help me?
Help!
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Someone fucking help me.
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- Yes.
- ( dinging )
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( whirring )
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( ding )
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Is this dog food?
You think this is funny?
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You want to see me break?
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Look, I know
I earned this somehow,
mostly with farts,
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but I like to think
I still got some type
of dignity left.
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Although I probably
gotta keep it up my ass
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'cause I don't have any pockets.
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( ding )
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Okay.
You know, whoever you are,
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clearly you have
a fantastic sense of humor
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and I think we both can agree,
above all else,
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that this is
fucking hilarious, right?
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But can you please stop
fucking around
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and let me out
or get to the fucking point?
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"Invalid command."
Fuck me.
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( barks )
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( dinging )
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- ( barks )
- ( dinging )
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( gagging )
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( dinging rapidly )
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- ( choking )
- ( dinging continues )
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( dinging )
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See? You like that, don't you?
Mm-hmm.
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- I know what you like.
- ( dings )
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( sobbing )
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- ( singing )
- ( dinging )
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( dinging )
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"You're no match for me,
jabroni."
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"Your mom's a jabroni."
"Say that to my face!"
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( imitates punching )
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( dinging )
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- ( dinging )
- ( whirring )
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( singing )
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Ah!
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I'm just running, man.
I'm a running man.
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I'm a running man.
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( singing )
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( dinging rapidly )
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Time to eat, time to eat.
Oh, yeah.
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This is beef.
I'm a vegetarian.
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I worked my ass off for this.
Shit is fucked up, man.
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- Fuck it.
- ( dinging )
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Mmm. Oh, my God.
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Mmm.
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Ooh.
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( singing )
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( dinging )
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What? You don't like that?
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You know what? I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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( dinging )
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( powering down )
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Hello?
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Is this on?
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- Hello?
- ( keys clacking )
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This thing is off.
You see that?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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( grunts )
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( screams )
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( screams )
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Fuck!
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Let me out. Let me out!
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Let me out! Let me out!
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Let me out! Let me out!
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Let me out! Let me--
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Let me out! Let me-- aah!
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Let me out!
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Let me out.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I was wrong for trying
to hurt you.
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I know that now.
I'm grateful.
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I'm grateful for everything
that I have.
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I should've appreciated it then.
I know.
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Now I do.
Please just give me--
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give me one chance to show you
that I'm a good person.
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I promise I'm a good person.
Just let me show you.
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Please let me show you.
Give me the chance.
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I'm gonna show you.
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I'm gonna show you
I'm a good person, I promise.
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Please.
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Please.
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Hey.
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Forgive me. Please.
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( coughing )
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( beeping )
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( ding )
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( laughing )
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Congratulations, man.
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You get fucked in turnaround?
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It took a long-ass time
to get my shit going again.
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Some damage
was done with that.
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I don't know how you're doing.
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I've got this numb spot
on the back of my hand
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right there in the meaty part?
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I don't know
what that's all about.
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Like, stress, malnutrition,
something.
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Aw, come on, man.
Don't freak out.
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It's a simple system.
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Every now and then,
you hit some kind of threshold.
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Time, good behavior,
who the fuck knows,
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and you get socialization.
Just accept it.
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'Cause this is
a two way street
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and the wide-eyed,
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sputtering questions
at me thing
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you're about to do,
it does nothing for me.
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Just like that?
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Aren't you going to tell me
to go fuck myself?
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Don't be such a doormat.
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- Go fuck yourself.
- Yeah!
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Yeah, that's it,
old buddy, old pal.
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Rage and humor.
It's all we got left.
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The tools currently at hand.
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- Who are you?
- Me?
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I'm a dude in a room
talking to a dude in a room.
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- Everything else is trivia.
- What is this?
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This? This is what it is.
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Life, as we know it.
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A perpetual motion machine.
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You work for them.
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( laughs )
Them?
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Ah, them.
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Uh, yeah, sure.
I guess so.
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- Same as you.
- No, no.
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I don't.
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All right,
we'll go with that for now.
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If I may though,
"they" as a concept
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frankly indicates a serious flaw
in your thinking.
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The question
you're afraid to ask is
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is there really
any "other" at all?
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We are the product
of the horniest, greediest,
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most paranoid apes
whoever trodded the planet.
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That's how you win!
That's how you win here!
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Babies are cute
for a reason, right?
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Yeah, you know what
that reason is?
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So you don't kill them
for sucking the life out of you.
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I mean, think about it.
The ugly baby? Boom!
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Out of the nest!
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It's not contempt for weakness
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as much as it is
resistance to answers.
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And because we're
narrative creatures
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and because answers
are endings
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and because this and really
all endings mean death--
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Can that be it for now?
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Like, it's interesting,
what you're saying,
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but it's just, like, my brain's
trying to turn back on.
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Go fuck yourself.
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Nah, come on. Do it.
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Go fuck yourself.
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And when you do fuck yourself,
make it loud,
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because that would be
the most you've contributed
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to this thing between us
since we met.
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- I'm just saying--
- This is not your story, okay?
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It's not your--
go the fuck to sleep.
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Trying.
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( coughing )
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( coughing continues )
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Ah, shit.
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Don't ask me if I'm all right.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, I got a weird
sense of humor, that's all.
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That was my setup.
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Wait for the punchline.
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( coughing )
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( sighing )
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And make sure your heat is low.
That's the crucial part.
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- You don't wanna
overheat too fast...
- Hello?
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...because we gonna be doing
some other stuff, okay?
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Can you hear me?
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There we go.
Boom, that's cool.
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And just mix it around
real even.
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- ( yodeling )
- ( dinging )
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- ♪ La, la ♪
- ...all this color.
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We're gonna wanna do
a little cat.
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- Just a little powdery--
- "Damn! How do you do?"
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"I don't know,
I do wonderfully."
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- ( babbling )
- ...energy of the universe.
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The left side describes
the geometry of space--
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- ( sighs )
- ( dinging )
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- Just keep breathing in.
- ( dinging )
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Out. In.
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Out. This feels so good,
doesn't it?
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In, out.
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Flow on.
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In, out.
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- In, out.
- I like her big ass.
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There was a girl here who didn't
even put on much of a show.
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Just went through her day
but never with any pants on.
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And I swear to God,
I almost starved to death.
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I wonder how evolutionary theory
shakes out on the subject.
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I mean, where are
we as a species
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if we are completely undone
by two well-formed lumps
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of fat gyrating
in our general direction?
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I mean, where would we be
if we weren't?
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Now I don't know
how many of you
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have ever had or read about
a near death experience,
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but there is a consistency
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to the reportage
that I find intriguing.
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What is the very first thing
that people
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who've gone through this
say they experience?
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They rise up
to see outside of themselves.
263
00:20:46,581 --> 00:20:49,117
Now, I don't know
if that's bullshit or not,
264
00:20:49,217 --> 00:20:50,084
but it doesn't matter.
265
00:20:50,184 --> 00:20:53,320
What matters is the consistency.
266
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:56,289
- ( groaning )
- That wasn't smart.
267
00:21:09,804 --> 00:21:10,671
Hey.
268
00:21:19,247 --> 00:21:20,313
Hey.
269
00:21:25,052 --> 00:21:26,954
I know you're faking.
270
00:21:27,054 --> 00:21:28,623
I just-- I wanna apologize.
271
00:21:28,723 --> 00:21:31,959
I'm in my head a lot,
and I can sometimes get annoyed
272
00:21:32,059 --> 00:21:33,293
with everything that isn't,
273
00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:35,328
which I'm fairly sure
includes you.
274
00:21:38,766 --> 00:21:42,302
That was an explanation,
not an excuse.
275
00:21:44,906 --> 00:21:46,007
I'm gonna to piss now.
276
00:21:46,107 --> 00:21:51,979
( coughing )
277
00:22:05,293 --> 00:22:07,929
I accept your apology.
278
00:22:08,029 --> 00:22:09,664
Good choice.
279
00:22:11,098 --> 00:22:13,201
You won't regret it.
280
00:22:13,301 --> 00:22:14,635
You might regret it.
281
00:22:14,735 --> 00:22:16,804
You don't
really have any choice.
282
00:22:16,904 --> 00:22:19,372
Being dicks to each other
under the current circumstances
283
00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:22,743
- is bound to be untenable.
- Yeah, I guess.
284
00:22:25,580 --> 00:22:29,851
Hey, you wanna see
a magic trick?
285
00:22:29,951 --> 00:22:32,253
Pick a card, any card.
286
00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:35,022
Uh, got it. Okay.
287
00:22:35,122 --> 00:22:36,190
- Got it?
- Yep.
288
00:22:36,290 --> 00:22:38,025
- You sure?
- Positive.
289
00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:40,360
All right. Cutsy-wutsy.
290
00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:42,362
Cutsy-wutsy.
291
00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:45,365
( humming )
292
00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:48,336
Is it that?
293
00:22:48,435 --> 00:22:50,137
No fucking way.
294
00:22:50,238 --> 00:22:52,240
Teach me.
295
00:22:52,340 --> 00:22:54,675
- No!
- Why not?
296
00:22:54,775 --> 00:22:59,247
Buy me something to eat first.
297
00:22:59,347 --> 00:23:01,349
And then, no bullshit,
298
00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:03,751
- I forgot how they work.
- What?
299
00:23:03,851 --> 00:23:05,887
I fucking forgot
how pants work.
300
00:23:05,987 --> 00:23:08,556
You know how it is.
Shit gets weird.
301
00:23:08,656 --> 00:23:10,892
So I yank 'em up,
I keel right over.
302
00:23:10,992 --> 00:23:13,694
I hit my head
on the edge of the thing,
303
00:23:13,794 --> 00:23:15,495
and I'm just-- I'm out cold.
304
00:23:15,596 --> 00:23:18,299
And it must've triggered
seizures or something
305
00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:20,568
'cause when I woke up
my tongue was raw meat
306
00:23:20,668 --> 00:23:22,236
and there's blood everywhere.
307
00:23:22,336 --> 00:23:23,436
But those chimes,
308
00:23:23,537 --> 00:23:26,406
those chimes
just kept flowing in.
309
00:23:26,507 --> 00:23:28,109
What if you'd died?
310
00:23:28,209 --> 00:23:30,344
You don't they looking out
for stuff like that?
311
00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:34,715
I am #6395873.
You are #14.
312
00:23:34,815 --> 00:23:37,585
You really think you were
the 14th person here?
313
00:23:37,685 --> 00:23:39,720
Waste not, want not.
314
00:23:39,820 --> 00:23:41,923
What do you think they want?
315
00:23:42,023 --> 00:23:43,591
They, they, they!
316
00:23:43,691 --> 00:23:47,261
You know, I've heard people
talking on what have you
317
00:23:47,361 --> 00:23:49,664
about spaceships,
angels, aliens.
318
00:23:49,764 --> 00:23:51,565
One guy almost had me convinced
319
00:23:51,666 --> 00:23:53,401
that we were
dormant telekinetics
320
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,536
suffering through some
intricately designed test
321
00:23:55,636 --> 00:23:57,738
meant to draw out our powers.
322
00:23:57,838 --> 00:24:00,708
We're here!
That's all that matters!
323
00:24:00,808 --> 00:24:04,278
We're here! Hapless apes
with restless brains
324
00:24:04,378 --> 00:24:06,948
hooting out noises
to pass the time.
325
00:24:07,048 --> 00:24:09,650
- ( howls )
- But--
326
00:24:09,750 --> 00:24:11,953
( ding )
327
00:24:12,053 --> 00:24:14,454
Who put us here?
328
00:24:14,555 --> 00:24:16,891
How will the answer
to that wipe my ass?
329
00:24:16,991 --> 00:24:17,925
I'm just saying.
330
00:24:18,025 --> 00:24:21,595
Whoever they were,
they're us now.
331
00:24:21,696 --> 00:24:23,297
Think about it like this.
332
00:24:23,397 --> 00:24:25,099
Ask yourself--
try to be honest.
333
00:24:25,199 --> 00:24:29,503
What itch was being scratched
334
00:24:29,603 --> 00:24:32,472
when you paid for this?
335
00:24:32,573 --> 00:24:35,475
Did I deserve it because
I'm such a good person?
336
00:24:35,576 --> 00:24:38,079
Or did I amuse you
with my little trick?
337
00:24:38,179 --> 00:24:39,580
Maybe I'm a good person.
338
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:43,217
Mm. And maybe
we only like someone,
339
00:24:43,317 --> 00:24:45,653
care for them,
take care of them,
340
00:24:45,753 --> 00:24:48,356
not because we're good
or they deserve it,
341
00:24:48,456 --> 00:24:50,858
but because
we like their story.
342
00:24:50,958 --> 00:24:53,961
Because they amuse us.
Maybe that's it.
343
00:24:54,061 --> 00:24:56,998
That's the secret to life--
make 'em laugh!
344
00:24:57,098 --> 00:24:59,667
And death to those
that would bore us,
345
00:24:59,767 --> 00:25:01,969
as my ex-wife would say.
346
00:25:02,069 --> 00:25:06,674
- You were married?
- I was! For six months.
347
00:25:06,774 --> 00:25:09,610
She ended up famous.
I ended up here.
348
00:25:09,710 --> 00:25:12,847
Famous? Okay.
Would I know her?
349
00:25:12,947 --> 00:25:16,584
♪ You ain't never
gonna love again ♪
350
00:25:16,684 --> 00:25:20,187
Both: ♪ Never love
nobody like me ♪
351
00:25:20,287 --> 00:25:22,356
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
352
00:25:22,456 --> 00:25:23,924
- You were married to her?
- Been there.
353
00:25:24,025 --> 00:25:25,893
I used to have
the biggest crush on her.
354
00:25:25,993 --> 00:25:27,361
( laughs )
355
00:25:27,461 --> 00:25:29,063
I totally used to beat off
to your wife.
356
00:25:29,163 --> 00:25:31,265
- ( laughs )
- I still do sometimes.
357
00:25:32,833 --> 00:25:34,201
Me, too.
358
00:25:36,103 --> 00:25:39,774
( snoring )
359
00:25:50,651 --> 00:25:56,757
( dinging )
360
00:26:18,412 --> 00:26:23,250
( dinging rapidly )
361
00:26:29,558 --> 00:26:32,393
♪ You ain't ever
gonna love again ♪
362
00:26:32,493 --> 00:26:35,596
♪ Never love nobody like me ♪
363
00:26:35,696 --> 00:26:39,133
♪ You ain't ever
gonna love again ♪
364
00:26:43,871 --> 00:26:48,042
So I've been thinking
about us.
365
00:26:50,010 --> 00:26:51,612
All right.
366
00:26:51,712 --> 00:26:54,248
I think there's some
real potential here.
367
00:26:54,348 --> 00:26:58,752
You're good with the farting
and falling over.
368
00:26:58,853 --> 00:27:00,988
- It works.
- Sure.
369
00:27:01,088 --> 00:27:02,089
They like it.
370
00:27:02,189 --> 00:27:03,958
And they're gonna
keep on liking it
371
00:27:04,058 --> 00:27:07,128
for a whole
little while longer,
372
00:27:07,228 --> 00:27:09,630
and then you may notice
it's a little quieter
373
00:27:09,730 --> 00:27:11,600
after you let one rip
or try a flip.
374
00:27:11,699 --> 00:27:15,570
And then you may notice
your clothes are looser.
375
00:27:15,669 --> 00:27:17,671
And can it get scarier
from there?
376
00:27:17,771 --> 00:27:20,241
Yeah, it can.
You know why?
377
00:27:20,341 --> 00:27:25,312
Because you settled for like
and left love on the table.
378
00:27:28,983 --> 00:27:31,986
Am I talking my way
out of your comprehension?
379
00:27:34,455 --> 00:27:35,756
You're putting
it all out there,
380
00:27:35,856 --> 00:27:37,958
just flinging it all around,
381
00:27:38,058 --> 00:27:41,095
when what you need,
need to build, craft, create--
382
00:27:41,195 --> 00:27:43,598
and this is where I come in,
is a persona.
383
00:27:43,697 --> 00:27:46,433
A version of yourself
so distilled
384
00:27:46,535 --> 00:27:48,969
so consolidated,
so irresistible,
385
00:27:49,069 --> 00:27:51,506
that no matter what situation
they find you in, they go,
386
00:27:51,606 --> 00:27:54,175
"Oh, my God. That guy.
I love that guy.
387
00:27:54,275 --> 00:27:55,876
I can't wait to see
what happens to him next."
388
00:27:55,976 --> 00:27:59,013
You build that,
you take control.
389
00:27:59,113 --> 00:28:01,482
Because you're not giving them
your life any longer.
390
00:28:01,583 --> 00:28:05,386
You're distributing a product.
You see the power in that?
391
00:28:06,754 --> 00:28:07,955
( ding )
392
00:28:09,957 --> 00:28:15,696
Hi. Yeah, um, good morning.
Is it morning?
393
00:28:15,796 --> 00:28:18,866
It's hard, isn't it,
to keep the days from--
394
00:28:18,966 --> 00:28:20,167
what the fuck is the word?
395
00:28:20,267 --> 00:28:21,835
Blending? Smearing?
396
00:28:21,936 --> 00:28:23,704
- Smooshing?
- Right.
397
00:28:23,804 --> 00:28:25,272
It's hard, isn't it,
to keep the--
398
00:28:25,372 --> 00:28:28,742
And maybe a little pep
so people want to keep watching
399
00:28:28,842 --> 00:28:30,612
and not roll over and die?
400
00:28:30,711 --> 00:28:35,149
Like I want to right now.
401
00:28:35,249 --> 00:28:36,551
Hi! Hello!
402
00:28:36,651 --> 00:28:38,886
Good morning!
It's morning, isn't it?
403
00:28:38,986 --> 00:28:41,121
Good morning.
Is it morning?
404
00:28:41,222 --> 00:28:44,725
It's hard, isn't it,
to keep the days from smooshing?
405
00:28:44,825 --> 00:28:46,260
That sounds stupid.
Who says smooshing?
406
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:49,063
Words don't matter
as much as the idea
407
00:28:49,163 --> 00:28:51,365
that people can rely on you.
408
00:28:51,465 --> 00:28:53,668
You are the most dependable
part of their day.
409
00:28:53,767 --> 00:28:54,768
Fuck the words.
410
00:28:54,868 --> 00:28:56,437
- Hi.
- Hi.
411
00:28:56,538 --> 00:28:57,672
Fuck. Let me go.
412
00:28:57,771 --> 00:28:59,206
Go.
413
00:28:59,306 --> 00:29:00,575
Hi! Good morning.
414
00:29:00,675 --> 00:29:02,876
- Is it morning? Um...
- Blending.
415
00:29:02,977 --> 00:29:04,345
Just fucking blending
for fuck's sake.
416
00:29:04,445 --> 00:29:05,846
Blending, blending,
blending, blending.
417
00:29:05,946 --> 00:29:08,882
Fuck the words!
Words-- words fuck us up!
418
00:29:08,983 --> 00:29:13,053
You know what they do?
They perpetuate the toxic myth
of separateness
419
00:29:13,153 --> 00:29:15,322
because we got a word for this
and a word for that,
420
00:29:15,422 --> 00:29:17,758
and then people start
fucking killing each other!
421
00:29:17,858 --> 00:29:19,827
Fuck the words!
422
00:29:19,927 --> 00:29:21,663
Okay, good morning.
Is it morning?
423
00:29:21,762 --> 00:29:23,230
It probably is somewhere.
424
00:29:23,330 --> 00:29:26,233
But, you know, it's kind of hard
to keep track of everything
425
00:29:26,333 --> 00:29:29,770
when you got old fucking men
that just keep yelling at you
426
00:29:29,870 --> 00:29:31,005
when you're trying
to do your show.
427
00:29:31,105 --> 00:29:32,439
Yeah, now we're
getting somewhere.
428
00:29:32,540 --> 00:29:34,808
- This is good.
- I bet.
429
00:29:34,908 --> 00:29:37,612
To help make each day
feel special and unique,
430
00:29:37,712 --> 00:29:39,813
we'll tackle
a new topic together.
431
00:29:39,913 --> 00:29:42,082
So today we gonna start off
with a little workout.
432
00:29:42,182 --> 00:29:46,621
- Let's get it. One, two...
- What the-- no, no, no!
433
00:29:46,721 --> 00:29:48,455
- What?
- Your frame!
434
00:29:48,556 --> 00:29:49,790
Left, right, up, down!
435
00:29:49,890 --> 00:29:51,760
You need to understand it
and define it.
436
00:29:51,859 --> 00:29:54,461
What's in and what's out.
You're out!
437
00:29:54,562 --> 00:29:56,463
Do it again. Stay in!
438
00:30:00,602 --> 00:30:03,971
Hi, hello, and good morning.
Let's work on breakfast.
439
00:30:04,071 --> 00:30:07,107
See, first,
you're gonna crack--
440
00:30:07,207 --> 00:30:11,812
All right. Guess I shouldn't
let that go to waste.
441
00:30:11,912 --> 00:30:14,616
- ( dinging )
- Mmm, that's good.
442
00:30:14,716 --> 00:30:16,651
( mumbling )
Don't worry, I happen
to have another one.
443
00:30:16,751 --> 00:30:18,218
Let's start the day with a song.
444
00:30:18,319 --> 00:30:21,455
Today I'm feeling
a little under the weather.
445
00:30:21,556 --> 00:30:23,857
That's okay.
Let's warm up.
446
00:30:23,957 --> 00:30:28,195
♪ Do, re, mi, fa ♪
447
00:30:28,295 --> 00:30:31,098
( gagging )
448
00:30:31,198 --> 00:30:32,866
Shuffle 'em up,
shuffle 'em up.
449
00:30:32,966 --> 00:30:35,469
Yeah. Yeah, that's good.
450
00:30:35,570 --> 00:30:40,174
Tighten it up,
and open them.
451
00:30:40,274 --> 00:30:41,643
Three hours a day of this,
you'll be great.
452
00:30:41,743 --> 00:30:43,877
Three hours?
When starting in magic,
453
00:30:43,977 --> 00:30:46,113
it's important
to temper your expectations.
454
00:30:46,213 --> 00:30:48,482
It's taken me years
of diligent practice
455
00:30:48,583 --> 00:30:50,184
to reach this level of exper--
456
00:30:50,284 --> 00:30:52,853
( dinging )
457
00:30:52,953 --> 00:30:55,889
- ( dinging rapidly )
- You are too good to me.
458
00:30:55,989 --> 00:30:58,359
Everything I have
I owe to you.
459
00:30:58,459 --> 00:30:59,794
Don't you forget it.
460
00:30:59,893 --> 00:31:01,563
Now let's get into
the jumping push-ups.
461
00:31:01,663 --> 00:31:03,030
You ready?
462
00:31:03,130 --> 00:31:05,866
- One, two...
- ( dinging )
463
00:31:05,966 --> 00:31:07,669
( groans )
464
00:31:07,769 --> 00:31:09,436
Don't try that at home, kids.
465
00:31:09,537 --> 00:31:11,639
- ( dinging rapidly )
- Keep it coming, baby!
466
00:31:11,740 --> 00:31:12,906
Make it rain!
467
00:31:13,006 --> 00:31:14,341
Let me see you work
for that cash.
468
00:31:14,441 --> 00:31:16,310
- More money. Dance.
- ( muttering )
469
00:31:16,410 --> 00:31:18,747
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
I like it. I love it.
470
00:31:18,847 --> 00:31:21,516
That's enough. Stop. Stop.
471
00:31:21,616 --> 00:31:23,384
( mumbling )
One more.
472
00:31:23,484 --> 00:31:25,854
- Mmm.
- ( dinging )
473
00:31:25,953 --> 00:31:28,656
♪ Si, do ♪
474
00:31:28,757 --> 00:31:31,191
( gagging )
475
00:31:31,291 --> 00:31:33,394
I feel like
we're missing something.
476
00:31:33,494 --> 00:31:34,962
Right now they just think
I'm an idiot.
477
00:31:35,062 --> 00:31:36,765
A loveable idiot.
478
00:31:36,865 --> 00:31:40,901
Something, just a little thing,
so they knows it's for them.
479
00:31:41,001 --> 00:31:43,772
Make sure you guys hydrate.
480
00:31:43,872 --> 00:31:46,140
- ( dinging )
- Ahh!
481
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,107
Ta-da!
482
00:31:48,375 --> 00:31:49,476
Mm-mmm!
483
00:31:49,577 --> 00:31:51,813
Ta-da! Ta-da!
484
00:31:51,912 --> 00:31:55,517
( dinging continues )
485
00:31:56,651 --> 00:31:58,686
I want you to reach up
486
00:31:58,787 --> 00:32:02,524
and around.
487
00:32:02,624 --> 00:32:04,391
Breathe with me now.
488
00:32:07,127 --> 00:32:09,096
If you're in pain right now,
I want you to feel
489
00:32:09,196 --> 00:32:11,365
that pain leaving you.
490
00:32:12,867 --> 00:32:13,802
Breathe with me.
491
00:32:13,902 --> 00:32:19,440
In and out.
492
00:32:19,541 --> 00:32:24,445
In and out.
493
00:32:24,546 --> 00:32:28,883
Think about all that you bring
to this world...
494
00:32:28,982 --> 00:32:31,786
- ( dinging )
- ...and take a moment
495
00:32:31,886 --> 00:32:34,988
to feel the warmth
of our glow circle.
496
00:32:35,088 --> 00:32:36,724
( dinging )
497
00:32:36,825 --> 00:32:39,561
Feel the gratitude
from all of us
498
00:32:39,661 --> 00:32:41,729
for all you give each day.
499
00:32:41,830 --> 00:32:44,899
( dinging )
500
00:32:44,998 --> 00:32:48,469
Know how much
we all appreciate you,
501
00:32:48,570 --> 00:32:49,838
how much we love you.
502
00:32:49,938 --> 00:32:52,439
( dinging continues )
503
00:32:52,540 --> 00:32:54,007
Breathe with me.
504
00:32:54,107 --> 00:32:57,946
- In...
- ( dinging rapidly )
505
00:32:58,045 --> 00:33:03,383
12, 13, 14.
506
00:33:03,484 --> 00:33:05,687
Hmm, I wonder
what that could mean.
507
00:33:07,421 --> 00:33:08,989
Ta-da.
508
00:33:12,059 --> 00:33:13,227
Glow on.
509
00:33:13,327 --> 00:33:19,032
- ( coughing )
- ( dinging continues )
510
00:33:31,445 --> 00:33:33,013
Hey.
511
00:33:33,113 --> 00:33:35,215
What the-- shit!
512
00:33:37,217 --> 00:33:39,554
- Turn away!
- Sure. I'm sorry.
513
00:33:39,654 --> 00:33:41,321
I'm turning away. Fuck.
514
00:33:41,421 --> 00:33:44,859
You! Why are you doing this?
515
00:33:44,959 --> 00:33:47,127
- Why am I doing this?
- You like this?
516
00:33:47,227 --> 00:33:49,864
- It's not-- it's not me.
- This is torture.
517
00:33:49,964 --> 00:33:51,498
- It's cruel!
- Look, it's--
518
00:33:51,599 --> 00:33:54,702
- You're a-- you're a reward.
- I'm a-- what the fuck?
519
00:33:54,802 --> 00:33:56,336
If anything, I'm the reward.
520
00:33:56,436 --> 00:33:57,772
You have no idea how many times
I've thought about
521
00:33:57,872 --> 00:33:59,941
- what I would say to you!
- To me?
522
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:01,308
This is actually
kind of hilarious.
523
00:34:01,408 --> 00:34:03,443
- I'm--
- Fuck you!
524
00:34:03,545 --> 00:34:05,145
Look, it's not hilarious
what's happening to you.
525
00:34:05,245 --> 00:34:09,082
It's not funny. It's just
that you think I'm them.
526
00:34:09,182 --> 00:34:11,753
I'm-- I'm not. I'm you.
527
00:34:11,853 --> 00:34:13,621
See?
528
00:34:23,898 --> 00:34:25,499
Can you get in here?
529
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:29,136
- I-- I don't think so.
- Can you turn it off?
530
00:34:29,236 --> 00:34:31,171
Change it back
to the way it was?
531
00:34:31,271 --> 00:34:34,742
I don't think so.
It just changes.
532
00:34:34,842 --> 00:34:36,611
Just make the best of it.
533
00:34:39,581 --> 00:34:41,783
- Rules.
- Rules?
534
00:34:41,883 --> 00:34:43,751
We need rules.
535
00:34:43,851 --> 00:34:48,690
Um, rules. It makes sense.
We could do rules.
536
00:34:48,790 --> 00:34:52,326
( coughing )
537
00:34:55,063 --> 00:34:58,098
( grunting, gasping )
538
00:34:58,198 --> 00:34:59,366
( sighs )
539
00:35:00,802 --> 00:35:02,070
Hey.
540
00:35:02,169 --> 00:35:04,171
( coughs )
541
00:35:04,271 --> 00:35:06,774
- How long have you been here?
- Um...
542
00:35:06,874 --> 00:35:08,308
Longer than me,
it would seem.
543
00:35:08,408 --> 00:35:11,111
Measuring time
in those terms creates--
544
00:35:11,211 --> 00:35:12,747
Neither of you
has tried to escape?
545
00:35:12,847 --> 00:35:16,216
Physically?
Like, in a point A to point B,
546
00:35:16,316 --> 00:35:19,152
point A being here,
point B being not here
547
00:35:19,252 --> 00:35:20,755
- kind of effort?
- Yeah.
548
00:35:20,855 --> 00:35:23,625
- You're missing the point.
- I think we've each
549
00:35:23,725 --> 00:35:25,994
in our own way
have done some things.
550
00:35:26,094 --> 00:35:27,028
What have you done?
551
00:35:27,127 --> 00:35:29,196
( ding )
552
00:35:29,296 --> 00:35:31,599
I-- I hit the machine
with a bottle.
553
00:35:31,699 --> 00:35:33,901
- They didn't seem to like that.
- See?
554
00:35:34,002 --> 00:35:36,971
How they punish us tells us
what they're scared of,
555
00:35:37,071 --> 00:35:38,472
which tells us
how to hurt them.
556
00:35:38,573 --> 00:35:39,974
If we find a way to hurt them,
557
00:35:40,074 --> 00:35:41,441
we can destroy the system
and they--
558
00:35:41,542 --> 00:35:45,412
Ooh, man, someone has
a strong sense of drama.
559
00:35:45,513 --> 00:35:48,116
And someone else has a hard time
keeping to the point.
560
00:35:48,215 --> 00:35:51,284
My point,
which you so condescendingly,
561
00:35:51,385 --> 00:35:53,988
offensively, stupidly missed
is that they--
562
00:35:54,088 --> 00:36:00,193
they, right now in theory
and in practice, are us, okay?
563
00:36:01,495 --> 00:36:03,031
I wasn't being condescending.
564
00:36:03,131 --> 00:36:04,297
Yeah, well, you know,
565
00:36:04,398 --> 00:36:06,199
people like you
get to go through life
566
00:36:06,299 --> 00:36:08,636
being offended by whatever
the hell you want, right?
567
00:36:08,736 --> 00:36:10,437
Intention doesn't
matter anymore.
568
00:36:10,538 --> 00:36:12,305
So just do me
the fucking courtesy
569
00:36:12,406 --> 00:36:14,042
of respecting
my fucking feelings
570
00:36:14,142 --> 00:36:16,376
about this particular
fucking matter.
571
00:36:19,212 --> 00:36:22,315
I have no patience
for that kind of thinking.
572
00:36:22,416 --> 00:36:24,519
- Yeah, he can be a lot.
- ( coughing )
573
00:36:24,619 --> 00:36:27,487
But, hey,
maybe he's playing it smart.
574
00:36:27,588 --> 00:36:28,756
If he's a big enough asshole,
575
00:36:28,856 --> 00:36:30,858
nobody will pay
any attention to him.
576
00:36:30,958 --> 00:36:33,193
Then he can escape.
577
00:36:33,293 --> 00:36:34,796
So you got punished?
578
00:36:34,896 --> 00:36:38,533
- ( ding )
- What?
579
00:36:38,633 --> 00:36:41,401
Oh, uh, yeah, yeah.
I guess.
580
00:36:41,501 --> 00:36:42,670
I mean, there was a sound
581
00:36:42,770 --> 00:36:44,539
and they took points away
or whatever.
582
00:36:44,639 --> 00:36:46,074
That suggests
that there's some kind
583
00:36:46,174 --> 00:36:48,576
of security system in place,
doesn't it?
584
00:36:48,676 --> 00:36:50,410
Um, sure.
585
00:36:51,344 --> 00:36:54,148
- Why?
- Keep us in?
586
00:36:54,247 --> 00:36:56,751
- Think bigger.
- To keep us out?
587
00:36:56,851 --> 00:36:59,087
- Of what?
- ( ding )
588
00:36:59,187 --> 00:37:00,722
Where does this all lead?
589
00:37:02,255 --> 00:37:05,258
Meat. They're feeding us
to each other.
590
00:37:05,358 --> 00:37:08,228
Animals to the slaughter
don't get treated this well.
591
00:37:08,328 --> 00:37:09,731
If they just wanted
to lock us away,
592
00:37:09,831 --> 00:37:12,867
we'd be jammed together
in some cut rate box.
593
00:37:12,967 --> 00:37:15,335
These places were built
with comfort in mind.
594
00:37:15,435 --> 00:37:17,905
Well, I almost starved to death.
595
00:37:18,005 --> 00:37:20,108
Think of intent,
not execution.
596
00:37:20,208 --> 00:37:21,542
Every system has its flaws.
597
00:37:21,642 --> 00:37:25,113
Overall, we're kept
comfortable, distracted.
598
00:37:25,213 --> 00:37:26,180
I've been thinking.
599
00:37:26,279 --> 00:37:30,283
The key is why us?
600
00:37:30,383 --> 00:37:32,954
Who were we before all this?
601
00:37:33,054 --> 00:37:35,056
I mean, I was--
I was nothing.
602
00:37:35,156 --> 00:37:37,290
Certainly nobody that mattered.
603
00:37:37,390 --> 00:37:39,193
You mattered.
604
00:37:39,292 --> 00:37:42,130
Thank you,
but not like now.
605
00:37:42,230 --> 00:37:43,296
Now?
606
00:37:45,066 --> 00:37:46,534
With this.
607
00:37:46,634 --> 00:37:48,669
You think this is better?
608
00:37:48,770 --> 00:37:50,270
I just think that
there was nothing
609
00:37:50,370 --> 00:37:52,173
especially special
about me out there.
610
00:37:52,272 --> 00:37:55,143
Certainly not enough
for me to be singled out.
611
00:37:55,243 --> 00:37:57,111
I mean, I didn't have a job.
I didn't act up.
612
00:37:57,211 --> 00:37:59,412
I didn't act out.
I was single.
613
00:37:59,514 --> 00:38:03,117
- I was broke.
- Everybody was broke.
614
00:38:03,217 --> 00:38:05,520
Yeah, and now everybody's here.
615
00:38:13,561 --> 00:38:16,329
- Good morning!
- ( ding )
616
00:38:16,429 --> 00:38:19,332
Why are you looking
so very glum today, my friend?
617
00:38:19,432 --> 00:38:21,936
Well, to start with,
you're here.
618
00:38:22,036 --> 00:38:23,303
( dinging continues )
619
00:38:23,403 --> 00:38:24,972
How many times do
I have to tell you,
620
00:38:25,072 --> 00:38:27,975
I don't need any friends?
621
00:38:28,075 --> 00:38:30,477
- Hmm?
- Now, that's silly.
622
00:38:30,578 --> 00:38:33,313
Everybody needs friends, right?
623
00:38:33,413 --> 00:38:35,950
Not me.
624
00:38:37,585 --> 00:38:39,821
It's so brilliant!
A bit of fabric,
625
00:38:39,921 --> 00:38:41,189
a little imagination,
626
00:38:41,289 --> 00:38:43,323
you're leading them
around by the nose.
627
00:38:43,423 --> 00:38:44,357
Low overhead, too.
628
00:38:44,457 --> 00:38:45,492
I don't know if he told you,
629
00:38:45,593 --> 00:38:47,995
but I write all his stuff.
630
00:38:48,095 --> 00:38:49,664
You don't write all my stuff.
631
00:38:49,764 --> 00:38:51,431
I never would have thought
you had it in you.
632
00:38:51,532 --> 00:38:52,967
I mean that
in a complimentary way,
633
00:38:53,067 --> 00:38:55,770
- not a condescending one.
- We work together.
634
00:38:55,870 --> 00:38:57,972
Thanks.
635
00:38:58,072 --> 00:39:00,875
You really don't think
there's kids in here, do you?
636
00:39:01,976 --> 00:39:04,377
Well, someone likes it.
637
00:39:11,953 --> 00:39:15,690
Make this lovely ladder pattern
on your shirt.
638
00:39:15,790 --> 00:39:18,860
( laughing )
639
00:39:23,831 --> 00:39:26,868
In, out.
640
00:39:28,669 --> 00:39:32,405
In, out.
641
00:39:34,008 --> 00:39:38,546
In, out.
642
00:39:50,524 --> 00:39:53,561
- ( dinging )
- Was that you?
643
00:39:53,661 --> 00:39:56,030
Uh, I just noticed when we met
644
00:39:56,130 --> 00:39:58,232
you didn't have a curtain
for your bathroom.
645
00:39:58,332 --> 00:40:00,234
And I thought,
you know, as a woman,
646
00:40:00,334 --> 00:40:01,903
as a person,
maybe you'd like one.
647
00:40:02,003 --> 00:40:04,805
So that was just me saying,
you know, here you go.
648
00:40:04,906 --> 00:40:07,375
You don't have
to do things for me.
649
00:40:07,474 --> 00:40:08,576
Okay.
650
00:40:08,676 --> 00:40:10,311
I don't want you
to do things for me.
651
00:40:10,410 --> 00:40:12,079
Okay.
652
00:40:12,179 --> 00:40:13,547
And can you not this late?
653
00:40:13,648 --> 00:40:16,217
These streams of idiots,
it bleeds through.
654
00:40:16,317 --> 00:40:20,788
Idiots? Remember,
"they are us now."
655
00:40:20,888 --> 00:40:22,056
So...
656
00:40:23,691 --> 00:40:26,627
All right, sure.
Uh, yeah. Good rule.
657
00:40:29,230 --> 00:40:30,430
What?
658
00:40:30,531 --> 00:40:32,700
Just the way you shot up
ready for action.
659
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:34,769
I'm just happy all of this
is between us
660
00:40:34,869 --> 00:40:39,874
because that look in your eyes
was deadly.
661
00:40:44,045 --> 00:40:45,478
Go to sleep.
662
00:40:51,319 --> 00:40:52,553
Hi, hello, and good morning!
663
00:40:52,653 --> 00:40:54,454
Today we're gonna
tackle fine art.
664
00:40:54,555 --> 00:40:56,590
We're gonna start
with figure drawing.
665
00:40:56,691 --> 00:40:59,527
Now, given that
I'm a bit short handed here,
666
00:40:59,627 --> 00:41:03,631
I'll be both your teacher
and your model.
667
00:41:03,731 --> 00:41:07,134
So just bear with me
for a second.
668
00:41:07,234 --> 00:41:08,703
Now to start off,
669
00:41:08,803 --> 00:41:11,272
I want you to capture
the lines of my body,
670
00:41:11,372 --> 00:41:16,944
how the light and shadows
play off of my taut physique.
671
00:41:17,044 --> 00:41:18,813
You're gonna start
with your head.
672
00:41:18,913 --> 00:41:20,948
Get the chest, get the torso,
673
00:41:21,048 --> 00:41:24,484
and there we go down
to the fig leaf.
674
00:41:24,585 --> 00:41:25,720
Fig leaf. You know
what's up under there.
675
00:41:25,820 --> 00:41:27,288
You don't know,
but you're wondering.
676
00:41:27,388 --> 00:41:30,591
And when you wonder, use your
imagination in a big way.
677
00:41:30,691 --> 00:41:32,293
So, bam, we go down
from there...
678
00:41:32,393 --> 00:41:34,362
Okay, but what's your point?
679
00:41:34,462 --> 00:41:37,631
My point is if as you say
"they are us now,"
680
00:41:37,732 --> 00:41:39,867
the only way out
is if we're all in.
681
00:41:39,967 --> 00:41:42,803
- Oh, so you want a revolution?
- A redirection.
682
00:41:42,903 --> 00:41:44,538
There are streams
of energy in here
683
00:41:44,638 --> 00:41:46,640
flowing like water
all around us.
684
00:41:46,741 --> 00:41:48,309
Most of them
are just little tributaries.
685
00:41:48,409 --> 00:41:51,178
- But he's building up
a damn river.
- So, what?
686
00:41:51,278 --> 00:41:54,648
You want him to start
preaching some gospel
to the people?
687
00:41:54,749 --> 00:41:56,684
- No.
- Turn him into some
kind of messiah?
688
00:41:56,784 --> 00:41:58,386
Let's keep clear-eyed on this.
689
00:41:58,486 --> 00:42:00,654
When I met him,
he farted for a living.
690
00:42:00,755 --> 00:42:02,289
She was right.
You are a condescending asshole.
691
00:42:02,390 --> 00:42:05,559
- I never said that.
- I called her condescending.
692
00:42:05,659 --> 00:42:06,994
I do think
I called you an asshole.
693
00:42:07,094 --> 00:42:09,296
- To my face?
- I don't remember.
694
00:42:09,397 --> 00:42:12,033
He likes to talk. He begged me
to be part of what I do.
695
00:42:12,133 --> 00:42:14,869
Hey, without me you would be
lying on the floor
696
00:42:14,969 --> 00:42:18,806
spine snapped
in a pile of your own shit,
nobody watching!
697
00:42:18,906 --> 00:42:20,708
And where would a parasite be
without the host?
698
00:42:20,808 --> 00:42:23,377
Oh, what?
She write that for you?
699
00:42:23,477 --> 00:42:25,046
Nobody even knows him.
He doesn't matter.
700
00:42:25,146 --> 00:42:26,814
- What do you want to do?
- We all matter.
701
00:42:26,914 --> 00:42:30,684
He's just trying to impress you
by standing up to me.
702
00:42:30,785 --> 00:42:32,853
- ( coughing )
- Why don't you die already,
703
00:42:32,953 --> 00:42:34,588
you weak,
wheezy piece of shit?
704
00:42:34,688 --> 00:42:36,390
- Hey.
- ( laughs )
705
00:42:36,490 --> 00:42:40,227
( coughing )
706
00:42:46,167 --> 00:42:52,073
( coughing )
707
00:43:13,727 --> 00:43:15,629
( grunts )
708
00:43:21,735 --> 00:43:24,605
( coughing )
709
00:43:24,705 --> 00:43:27,208
( gagging )
710
00:43:27,308 --> 00:43:30,945
( retching )
711
00:43:34,415 --> 00:43:37,818
- ( gasping )
- Are you okay?
712
00:43:40,087 --> 00:43:42,289
Is it a cramp?
713
00:43:42,389 --> 00:43:44,158
Are you having a stroke?
714
00:43:44,258 --> 00:43:45,560
Fuck off!
715
00:43:45,659 --> 00:43:49,130
Shit. Can you do something?
716
00:43:49,230 --> 00:43:51,232
- Do something!
- What am I gonna do?
717
00:43:51,332 --> 00:43:55,136
( wheezing )
718
00:43:57,171 --> 00:44:00,542
Maybe we can send him
some medicine, I don't know.
719
00:44:00,641 --> 00:44:02,309
- Can't-- can't move.
- What?
720
00:44:04,579 --> 00:44:06,113
Can't move!
721
00:44:06,213 --> 00:44:09,049
Because you can't
or because you're scared to?
722
00:44:11,218 --> 00:44:14,288
( moaning )
723
00:44:16,724 --> 00:44:18,325
( ding )
724
00:44:20,529 --> 00:44:22,329
Hi, hello, and good morning.
725
00:44:22,429 --> 00:44:24,698
Actually, this is really bad.
726
00:44:24,798 --> 00:44:28,836
Our friend, he helped me
a lot early on, and he's hurt.
727
00:44:28,936 --> 00:44:31,705
He needs help. So if anyone
can do anything,
728
00:44:31,805 --> 00:44:36,010
please, he's #006395873.
729
00:44:36,110 --> 00:44:38,345
And if I start
to see help arriving...
730
00:44:42,082 --> 00:44:44,685
( dinging )
731
00:44:44,785 --> 00:44:49,156
Ta-da! Next time
I'll do that backwards.
732
00:44:50,659 --> 00:44:53,861
- Are you okay?
- No.
733
00:44:53,961 --> 00:44:56,830
- You find anything yet?
- No, but I'm thinking
734
00:44:56,931 --> 00:44:59,366
there must be some kind of
menu buried somewhere.
735
00:44:59,466 --> 00:45:01,969
Don't you think we would have
found it already if there was?
736
00:45:11,646 --> 00:45:13,347
I think I've got something.
737
00:45:14,848 --> 00:45:16,551
So we found an area
on the thing
738
00:45:16,651 --> 00:45:18,485
that for some reason
only she can see.
739
00:45:18,587 --> 00:45:20,821
- Only she can--
- ( ding )
740
00:45:20,921 --> 00:45:23,057
We think it's something
that can help you, okay?
741
00:45:23,157 --> 00:45:24,758
Mm-hmm.
742
00:45:24,858 --> 00:45:26,193
So we going to try it, okay?
743
00:45:26,293 --> 00:45:27,428
( groans )
744
00:45:30,231 --> 00:45:32,132
Okay, here we go.
745
00:45:39,541 --> 00:45:42,243
( whimpering )
746
00:45:42,343 --> 00:45:44,078
( gasping )
747
00:45:44,178 --> 00:45:46,080
- Turn it off.
- ( screams )
748
00:45:46,180 --> 00:45:48,916
- Turn it off!
- ( screaming )
749
00:45:49,016 --> 00:45:52,119
- Turn it off! Fuck!
- I can't!
750
00:45:52,219 --> 00:45:55,923
( screaming )
751
00:46:40,501 --> 00:46:41,835
( ding )
752
00:46:55,382 --> 00:46:57,318
( dinging )
753
00:47:10,931 --> 00:47:13,033
( mutters )
754
00:47:35,155 --> 00:47:36,323
Hey.
755
00:47:38,926 --> 00:47:40,795
We tried to do a good thing.
756
00:47:40,894 --> 00:47:42,697
Look, what happened, that--
757
00:47:42,797 --> 00:47:45,065
that was out of our control.
758
00:47:45,165 --> 00:47:47,535
Look, this isn't your fault.
759
00:48:07,287 --> 00:48:09,758
Hey. Hey, you.
What's the matter?
760
00:48:09,858 --> 00:48:11,225
My friend got hurt.
761
00:48:11,325 --> 00:48:12,527
Oh?
762
00:48:12,627 --> 00:48:14,395
Really, really badly.
763
00:48:14,495 --> 00:48:15,630
That's sad.
764
00:48:15,730 --> 00:48:17,398
I don't like
when friends get hurt.
765
00:48:17,498 --> 00:48:20,635
I get scared,
and I scrunch up really small,
766
00:48:20,735 --> 00:48:23,103
as small as I can, and hide.
767
00:48:23,203 --> 00:48:24,572
Hide? You can't hide.
768
00:48:24,672 --> 00:48:26,574
Monsters like it
when you hide
769
00:48:26,674 --> 00:48:28,810
because you become bite-size!
770
00:48:28,909 --> 00:48:31,044
You gotta to puff yourself up
771
00:48:31,145 --> 00:48:35,082
and make yourself
as strong as possible.
772
00:48:35,182 --> 00:48:36,618
I'm gonna get drunk now.
773
00:48:39,888 --> 00:48:41,255
And you are, too.
774
00:48:44,224 --> 00:48:45,259
Okay.
775
00:48:46,895 --> 00:48:48,596
Getting drunk, guys.
776
00:48:48,696 --> 00:48:49,631
Yeah!
777
00:48:49,731 --> 00:48:51,165
Yay!
778
00:48:51,265 --> 00:48:52,901
Shut up.
779
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,502
( both laughing )
780
00:48:55,603 --> 00:48:56,604
We should dance.
781
00:48:56,704 --> 00:48:57,938
Nah, I think I'm good.
782
00:48:58,038 --> 00:48:59,973
Come on. Stand up.
783
00:49:00,073 --> 00:49:01,576
This is stupid.
784
00:49:01,676 --> 00:49:04,111
Since when did you care
about looking stupid?
785
00:49:04,211 --> 00:49:06,280
- Ha.
- Close your eyes.
786
00:49:09,918 --> 00:49:13,521
Okay, imagine a song.
787
00:49:13,621 --> 00:49:15,623
Any song.
788
00:49:15,723 --> 00:49:17,625
And just dance to it?
789
00:49:17,725 --> 00:49:20,027
Yeah. Just feel the music.
790
00:49:20,127 --> 00:49:22,296
♪ Chh, chh, chh, chh,
chh, chh ♪
791
00:49:22,396 --> 00:49:24,732
♪ Chh, chh, chh, chh,
chh, chh, chh ♪
792
00:49:27,201 --> 00:49:29,002
What's the last thing
you remember?
793
00:49:29,102 --> 00:49:35,008
Um, my friend just had a baby,
794
00:49:35,108 --> 00:49:36,443
and there was a song my mother
795
00:49:36,544 --> 00:49:39,012
used to sing to me
when I was little.
796
00:49:39,112 --> 00:49:43,016
Um, I was playing the record,
797
00:49:43,116 --> 00:49:44,686
trying to learn it on guitar,
798
00:49:44,786 --> 00:49:47,655
so I could sing to the baby.
799
00:49:47,755 --> 00:49:50,190
And I was looking
at the cover,
800
00:49:50,290 --> 00:49:52,493
at the singer's face...
801
00:49:55,897 --> 00:49:58,332
But her face
is now a dark hole
802
00:49:58,432 --> 00:50:00,300
cut out in the center
of my vision.
803
00:50:03,070 --> 00:50:05,840
Gone.
804
00:50:05,940 --> 00:50:07,809
From there
the darkness grows.
805
00:50:07,909 --> 00:50:10,043
( ding )
806
00:50:10,143 --> 00:50:12,412
What about you?
807
00:50:12,514 --> 00:50:17,519
Um, so I was watching
my brother's dogs.
808
00:50:17,619 --> 00:50:19,286
He was in a hospital.
809
00:50:19,386 --> 00:50:23,323
And I was just being
a lazy fuck, to be real.
810
00:50:23,423 --> 00:50:27,060
And I remember the dog,
he needed to pee,
811
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:29,162
but I just started
petting him.
812
00:50:29,263 --> 00:50:32,165
I guess I thought
the more I pet him, you know,
813
00:50:32,266 --> 00:50:34,368
maybe I could convince him
that he didn't need to pee.
814
00:50:34,468 --> 00:50:37,304
Um, that didn't quite work.
815
00:50:37,404 --> 00:50:40,642
So I finally get up,
I was standing in the doorway,
816
00:50:40,742 --> 00:50:44,879
the door's open, and--
817
00:50:44,979 --> 00:50:48,282
I can still smell
the night air.
818
00:50:48,382 --> 00:50:50,183
Like, I remember
the feeling of it.
819
00:50:50,284 --> 00:50:51,886
You remember that feeling?
820
00:50:51,986 --> 00:50:55,122
Yeah, I remember.
821
00:50:55,222 --> 00:50:59,259
So I'm standing in the doorway,
looking down at the dog.
822
00:51:00,562 --> 00:51:04,264
And his face
is looking back up at me,
823
00:51:04,364 --> 00:51:07,602
but he has that same
hole punch right through.
824
00:51:07,702 --> 00:51:09,704
And then nothing?
825
00:51:12,172 --> 00:51:14,241
Then this.
826
00:51:14,341 --> 00:51:16,243
Imaginary dance party.
827
00:51:16,343 --> 00:51:19,581
♪ Tss, tss, tss,
tss, tss, tss ♪
828
00:51:22,884 --> 00:51:24,953
Can you cha-cha?
829
00:51:25,053 --> 00:51:27,220
Of course I can.
830
00:51:27,321 --> 00:51:29,624
Whoo! Okay, spin move.
I got another one.
831
00:51:29,724 --> 00:51:31,993
( beat-boxing )
832
00:51:32,092 --> 00:51:33,427
Whoo!
833
00:51:33,528 --> 00:51:35,095
Go, baby.
834
00:51:38,398 --> 00:51:40,133
Okay.
835
00:51:42,870 --> 00:51:44,739
Can you do that again?
836
00:51:44,839 --> 00:51:47,508
What, for real?
837
00:51:48,710 --> 00:51:49,611
Yeah.
838
00:51:54,048 --> 00:51:55,783
You, too.
839
00:52:08,663 --> 00:52:11,465
Can I-- I'm sorry.
840
00:52:11,566 --> 00:52:13,601
Keep going.
841
00:52:32,152 --> 00:52:33,353
Do you still feel him?
842
00:52:35,723 --> 00:52:38,258
It's like he's not gone yet
for me.
843
00:52:40,762 --> 00:52:42,462
I keep hearing him.
844
00:52:42,563 --> 00:52:45,700
I even talk to him sometimes.
845
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:47,434
He still won't shut up.
846
00:52:47,535 --> 00:52:52,140
But his voice, it just keeps
getting smaller, bit by bit.
847
00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:56,010
I feel like
I need to fight that.
848
00:52:56,110 --> 00:52:57,210
But at the same time, it's like
849
00:52:57,310 --> 00:52:59,379
what I'm trying to hold on to,
850
00:52:59,479 --> 00:53:03,316
what I knew, what I saw,
what I heard,
851
00:53:03,417 --> 00:53:06,087
it's not really him.
852
00:53:06,186 --> 00:53:08,156
It's just vibrations and light.
853
00:53:08,255 --> 00:53:11,693
Yeah, but his pain though,
that was real.
854
00:53:11,793 --> 00:53:13,360
We tried to help.
855
00:53:13,460 --> 00:53:15,063
If everyone knew
what they allowed to happen,
856
00:53:15,163 --> 00:53:17,197
they'll be angry.
857
00:53:17,297 --> 00:53:18,966
I mean, how come you could
do that but I couldn't?
858
00:53:20,168 --> 00:53:21,501
I don't know.
859
00:53:21,602 --> 00:53:24,739
I think if humans made this,
860
00:53:24,839 --> 00:53:26,541
humans are fuck-ups.
861
00:53:26,641 --> 00:53:29,376
What if that
was just a fuck-up?
862
00:53:29,476 --> 00:53:31,112
Maybe that's our way out.
863
00:53:31,211 --> 00:53:32,345
If you could do what you did,
864
00:53:32,446 --> 00:53:33,748
what if there's
other people in here
865
00:53:33,848 --> 00:53:35,650
that can do things
that neither of us can do?
866
00:53:35,750 --> 00:53:37,051
But how could
we connect to them?
867
00:53:37,151 --> 00:53:38,351
We could everyone who watches me
868
00:53:38,452 --> 00:53:39,386
and we get them to focus,
869
00:53:39,486 --> 00:53:40,722
we get them to look for flaws,
870
00:53:40,822 --> 00:53:42,724
glitches, small weak spots
in the system.
871
00:53:42,824 --> 00:53:44,926
We get everyone thinking,
working together,
872
00:53:45,026 --> 00:53:46,961
- we get everyone--
- All in.
873
00:53:48,361 --> 00:53:50,732
- All in.
- ( ding )
874
00:53:58,806 --> 00:54:02,510
( dinging )
875
00:54:13,955 --> 00:54:15,957
Hi. Hello.
876
00:54:16,057 --> 00:54:18,960
This isn't a very good morning.
877
00:54:19,060 --> 00:54:20,762
( ding )
878
00:54:20,862 --> 00:54:22,029
Our friend is dead.
879
00:54:22,130 --> 00:54:24,766
( dinging )
880
00:54:24,866 --> 00:54:26,734
Oh. No, no, no. Stop.
881
00:54:26,834 --> 00:54:29,302
Stop. This is not a joke.
It's real.
882
00:54:34,208 --> 00:54:35,777
My friend, he...
883
00:54:38,179 --> 00:54:40,413
We used to sing together.
884
00:54:40,515 --> 00:54:42,683
♪ You ain't ever ♪
885
00:54:42,784 --> 00:54:46,053
- ♪ Gonna love again ♪
- ( ding )
886
00:54:46,154 --> 00:54:48,288
Y'all remember that one?
887
00:54:48,388 --> 00:54:51,058
You couldn't escape it
888
00:54:51,159 --> 00:54:54,128
in the time before this,
889
00:54:54,228 --> 00:54:55,196
in the world beyond this one.
890
00:54:55,295 --> 00:54:58,966
( dinging )
891
00:54:59,066 --> 00:55:01,135
Please, please.
892
00:55:01,235 --> 00:55:03,370
Please, can y'all just stop?
893
00:55:03,470 --> 00:55:05,807
That's not what
I'm going for today.
894
00:55:07,175 --> 00:55:09,143
Anymore.
895
00:55:09,243 --> 00:55:12,113
Look, you all,
you've been so good to me.
896
00:55:12,213 --> 00:55:13,313
You've given me so much.
897
00:55:13,413 --> 00:55:15,983
You've shown me
so much love, but...
898
00:55:20,588 --> 00:55:23,958
Hi, hello, and good morning.
899
00:55:24,058 --> 00:55:25,358
I'm not real.
900
00:55:25,458 --> 00:55:27,094
Just vibrations and light,
901
00:55:27,195 --> 00:55:29,496
a trick your mind
is playing on you.
902
00:55:29,597 --> 00:55:32,465
But you, you're real.
903
00:55:32,567 --> 00:55:36,204
And you should be able
to show that love
904
00:55:36,304 --> 00:55:39,339
to a real person.
905
00:55:39,439 --> 00:55:42,677
In a real way, not--
not through this.
906
00:55:44,779 --> 00:55:46,681
You deserve the real world.
907
00:55:47,915 --> 00:55:50,184
I think I know a way
we can get to it,
908
00:55:50,284 --> 00:55:52,687
but I can't do it
without you.
909
00:55:52,787 --> 00:55:56,524
This system is flawed.
Have you noticed?
910
00:55:56,624 --> 00:56:00,695
Little glitches here,
strange quirks here and there.
911
00:56:00,795 --> 00:56:04,198
Maybe things only you can see,
only you can do.
912
00:56:04,298 --> 00:56:06,868
Maybe you got curious
to what it was.
913
00:56:06,968 --> 00:56:08,236
"Ding, ding, ding!"
914
00:56:08,336 --> 00:56:10,004
You got distracted.
915
00:56:10,104 --> 00:56:12,840
What if we decided
to no longer get distracted,
916
00:56:12,940 --> 00:56:16,244
but instead we used it
as a tool,
917
00:56:16,344 --> 00:56:18,279
a tool to break
this whole system down.
918
00:56:18,378 --> 00:56:21,716
We found every place
where they messed up,
919
00:56:21,816 --> 00:56:26,554
how we could
use that together.
920
00:56:26,654 --> 00:56:30,457
Look, if you all start sharing
everything you find,
921
00:56:30,558 --> 00:56:32,860
I'll be watching,
everyone will be watching.
922
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:35,529
And tomorrow I'll come back
and I'll share...
923
00:56:37,965 --> 00:56:40,534
Tomorrow I'll be back to share
everything I've learned.
924
00:56:40,635 --> 00:56:42,236
The only way out
is if we're all in.
925
00:56:42,336 --> 00:56:43,771
Thank you.
926
00:56:54,348 --> 00:56:55,917
Hello.
927
00:56:57,450 --> 00:56:58,418
Hi.
928
00:56:58,519 --> 00:57:00,321
You two know each other?
929
00:57:00,420 --> 00:57:03,423
Um, nah, not--
930
00:57:03,524 --> 00:57:06,093
I mean, just by reputation.
931
00:57:06,193 --> 00:57:07,929
I mean, she's like me.
932
00:57:08,029 --> 00:57:10,430
She's kind of popular.
933
00:57:10,531 --> 00:57:14,735
I liked your speech,
what I heard of it.
934
00:57:14,835 --> 00:57:16,537
Thank you.
935
00:57:16,637 --> 00:57:19,439
It sounded a lot
like what I talk about,
936
00:57:19,540 --> 00:57:21,609
bringing those who support
and nurture your journey
937
00:57:21,709 --> 00:57:23,476
into your glow circle.
938
00:57:23,577 --> 00:57:26,681
You have a glow circle?
I didn't know that.
939
00:57:26,781 --> 00:57:31,852
Well, that's kinda my thing,
but it's similar.
940
00:57:31,953 --> 00:57:34,288
What're some
of your other things?
941
00:57:34,388 --> 00:57:36,958
Well, it all derives
from the same core.
942
00:57:37,058 --> 00:57:39,961
I like to think of it
like we're all windows.
943
00:57:40,061 --> 00:57:41,963
If you had two windows
and one window looked out
944
00:57:42,063 --> 00:57:45,132
onto a garden
with flowers and sunlight,
945
00:57:45,232 --> 00:57:46,968
sparkling color and life,
946
00:57:47,068 --> 00:57:52,606
and one looked out
onto a dull, dead place,
947
00:57:52,707 --> 00:57:54,408
which window would
you want to look through?
948
00:57:54,508 --> 00:57:57,845
The one that wasn't a metaphor.
949
00:57:57,945 --> 00:58:00,348
Well, I like to reveal
the sunshine.
950
00:58:00,448 --> 00:58:03,050
Of course.
951
00:58:03,150 --> 00:58:04,418
( sighs )
952
00:58:04,518 --> 00:58:06,287
Well, you caught me
right before bed.
953
00:58:06,387 --> 00:58:08,656
I should tend to myself.
954
00:58:08,756 --> 00:58:11,058
It was so nice to meet you both.
955
00:58:11,158 --> 00:58:15,896
- Yeah, you too.
- Yeah, go tend yourself.
956
00:58:21,469 --> 00:58:24,705
She sleeps during the day?
957
00:58:24,805 --> 00:58:28,542
I mean, day is
pretty subjective, isn't it?
958
00:58:30,644 --> 00:58:32,113
Like a vampire.
959
00:58:32,213 --> 00:58:34,949
Come on.
960
00:58:36,717 --> 00:58:39,653
Did I fuck that up?
The speech?
961
00:58:39,754 --> 00:58:41,389
It felt kind of good mostly,
but then--
962
00:58:41,489 --> 00:58:43,824
You were doing great.
963
00:58:43,924 --> 00:58:47,528
- Let's see if it worked.
- Okay.
964
00:58:47,628 --> 00:58:50,364
Woman: I'm just takingthat one loop,
965
00:58:50,464 --> 00:58:52,867
and then go over the needle--
966
00:58:52,967 --> 00:58:54,902
Finally someone's
talking some sense.
967
00:58:55,002 --> 00:58:56,637
No more bullshit!
968
00:58:56,737 --> 00:58:58,472
The only way out
is if we're all in.
969
00:58:58,572 --> 00:59:01,142
I'm gonna tear
all this shit up.
970
00:59:01,242 --> 00:59:04,178
That's what I'm saying.
971
00:59:04,278 --> 00:59:07,214
Okay, so if you're all looking
for glitches now or whatever...
972
00:59:07,314 --> 00:59:09,717
Hurry up.
Go to 071131480.
973
00:59:09,817 --> 00:59:12,753
Can anyone else do this?
974
00:59:17,391 --> 00:59:19,293
Oh, my God.
975
00:59:21,295 --> 00:59:22,963
This is amazing.
976
00:59:24,498 --> 00:59:27,668
We're moving. We're moving.
977
00:59:54,695 --> 00:59:57,431
Hey, you're still here.
978
00:59:57,532 --> 01:00:00,301
Yeah, I thought
I'd stick around.
979
01:00:00,401 --> 01:00:02,703
Good choice.
980
01:00:03,938 --> 01:00:07,374
So how long have you two
been connected?
981
01:00:07,475 --> 01:00:10,945
Oh, um, not too long.
982
01:00:11,045 --> 01:00:12,780
An eventful not too long, but--
983
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:15,082
You know, it's funny.
984
01:00:15,182 --> 01:00:18,085
When we first met
I think she thought
985
01:00:18,185 --> 01:00:19,820
I was like a murderer
or something.
986
01:00:21,689 --> 01:00:24,458
Even now sometimes
she look at me like, "Aah!"
987
01:00:24,559 --> 01:00:26,093
You know?
988
01:00:26,193 --> 01:00:28,762
I don't think I could live
like that.
989
01:00:28,863 --> 01:00:31,600
- Like what?
- So angry.
990
01:00:31,699 --> 01:00:34,101
I think she was just scared.
991
01:00:34,201 --> 01:00:39,640
Anytime I get that kind
of toxic energy around me...
992
01:00:39,740 --> 01:00:41,576
Yeah, well,
I think if you talk to her,
993
01:00:41,675 --> 01:00:43,612
she's just been
through some stuff.
994
01:00:43,711 --> 01:00:46,680
So? We've all been
through stuff.
995
01:00:47,882 --> 01:00:50,117
It's how you go
through it, right?
996
01:00:50,217 --> 01:00:53,487
I guess so.
997
01:00:53,588 --> 01:00:56,056
Do you know why
everyone loves you?
998
01:00:56,157 --> 01:00:57,858
Glow on.
999
01:00:59,059 --> 01:01:01,428
Because you make people smile.
1000
01:01:03,063 --> 01:01:04,331
Is that all?
1001
01:01:04,431 --> 01:01:07,134
Hey, that's a pretty big deal.
1002
01:01:07,234 --> 01:01:08,969
Smile. Go on. Do it.
1003
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:13,908
I mean, you can feel it,
can't you?
1004
01:01:14,008 --> 01:01:18,078
Little sparkles spreading
all through you?
1005
01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:21,849
Yeah, maybe.
1006
01:01:21,949 --> 01:01:24,485
That's what you bring.
1007
01:01:24,586 --> 01:01:26,020
There's unhappiness everywhere,
1008
01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:29,524
but there can be
happiness anywhere, too.
1009
01:01:29,624 --> 01:01:31,392
It's a choice.
1010
01:01:32,627 --> 01:01:34,361
Yeah, that's true.
1011
01:01:34,461 --> 01:01:37,998
You know, I thought about it,
what I bring.
1012
01:01:38,098 --> 01:01:40,201
Ta-da!
1013
01:01:42,770 --> 01:01:44,004
I'm a fan.
1014
01:01:45,739 --> 01:01:48,209
Though sometimes
you do scare me.
1015
01:01:48,309 --> 01:01:50,144
Scare you?
1016
01:01:50,244 --> 01:01:52,846
I'm always afraid you're
actually gonna hurt yourself.
1017
01:01:52,947 --> 01:01:56,750
Nah. I mean, I hurt myself
a few times a little,
1018
01:01:56,850 --> 01:02:00,354
but you helped me actually.
1019
01:02:00,454 --> 01:02:02,122
I did?
1020
01:02:02,223 --> 01:02:06,493
Yeah, you helped me
with what you do.
1021
01:02:08,495 --> 01:02:10,431
Would you breathe with me?
1022
01:02:10,532 --> 01:02:12,433
Sure.
1023
01:02:14,468 --> 01:02:16,103
Breathe in.
1024
01:02:18,339 --> 01:02:19,507
And out.
1025
01:02:22,711 --> 01:02:23,844
Breathe in.
1026
01:02:26,347 --> 01:02:28,048
And out.
1027
01:03:05,620 --> 01:03:07,121
This isn't new, right?
1028
01:03:07,221 --> 01:03:08,657
Someone gets
a little bit of attention
1029
01:03:08,757 --> 01:03:10,291
and they get confused.
1030
01:03:10,391 --> 01:03:11,892
And all of a suddenthey think that, what,
1031
01:03:11,992 --> 01:03:13,260
we care aboutwhat they're feeling?
1032
01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:14,962
When all we really wantfrom you--
1033
01:03:15,062 --> 01:03:16,731
- ( woman exhales )
- Hey.
1034
01:03:16,830 --> 01:03:17,798
Woman:
You think you can do this?
1035
01:03:17,898 --> 01:03:19,768
How's it looking?
1036
01:03:19,867 --> 01:03:22,637
Good. More and more
people are in.
1037
01:03:22,737 --> 01:03:24,639
I've seen a lot more sprinklers.
1038
01:03:24,739 --> 01:03:26,140
Some people seem
to have some control
1039
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:28,042
over their ventilation systems.
1040
01:03:28,142 --> 01:03:28,842
Oh, wow.
1041
01:03:28,942 --> 01:03:31,312
This is the most promising one.
1042
01:03:31,412 --> 01:03:35,684
Switch to 015675872.
1043
01:03:35,784 --> 01:03:37,418
Got it.
1044
01:03:40,087 --> 01:03:42,956
( buzzes, rumbling )
1045
01:03:43,057 --> 01:03:46,226
( buzzes, rumbling )
1046
01:03:46,327 --> 01:03:48,495
- Did she just move your wall?
- Yeah.
1047
01:03:50,765 --> 01:03:52,933
- That's incredible.
- Right?
1048
01:03:53,033 --> 01:03:55,302
I think there are
different rooms,
1049
01:03:55,402 --> 01:03:57,706
each one with different bugs
and glitches.
1050
01:03:57,806 --> 01:03:59,873
Maybe they're thousands
of miles apart,
1051
01:03:59,973 --> 01:04:02,142
maybe right next
to each other.
1052
01:04:02,242 --> 01:04:05,179
But with this as a start
we can orient ourselves
1053
01:04:05,279 --> 01:04:08,182
and build a map of
how we're all connected.
1054
01:04:08,282 --> 01:04:09,684
And then can tear it all apart.
1055
01:04:09,784 --> 01:04:12,152
Some people are
starting to push back,
1056
01:04:12,252 --> 01:04:13,688
saying that
we might kill everyone
1057
01:04:13,788 --> 01:04:16,691
by causing this all to collapse,
1058
01:04:16,791 --> 01:04:20,327
but what they're really doing
is validating our movement.
1059
01:04:20,427 --> 01:04:22,797
Our movement?
1060
01:04:22,896 --> 01:04:26,601
Sorry. Our glow circle.
1061
01:04:26,701 --> 01:04:30,572
You know, some people here,
1062
01:04:30,672 --> 01:04:32,473
they're happy just living.
1063
01:04:34,141 --> 01:04:35,777
Look, I'm in, you know that.
1064
01:04:35,876 --> 01:04:37,378
But if I'm being totally honest,
1065
01:04:37,478 --> 01:04:40,582
I can't say that everything
is all bad all the time.
1066
01:04:42,449 --> 01:04:45,986
Look, I'm angry
at what happened.
1067
01:04:46,086 --> 01:04:51,358
I am. But we can't just keep
feeding people anger.
1068
01:04:54,495 --> 01:04:57,398
They need-- I don't know.
1069
01:04:57,498 --> 01:04:58,767
We gotta find a balance.
1070
01:04:58,867 --> 01:05:03,538
I don't know what it is.
1071
01:05:03,638 --> 01:05:05,840
What are you doing?
1072
01:05:05,939 --> 01:05:07,274
Removing distraction.
1073
01:05:07,374 --> 01:05:10,944
- Distractions for who?
- Myself.
1074
01:05:12,479 --> 01:05:15,015
You think they haven't noticed
what we're trying to do here?
1075
01:05:15,115 --> 01:05:18,185
They? Her?
Come on, you gotta--
1076
01:05:18,285 --> 01:05:20,254
How did you think
they would try to stop you?
1077
01:05:20,354 --> 01:05:22,322
Huh?
1078
01:05:22,423 --> 01:05:26,293
Rush in with clubs
to beat you? Torture you?
1079
01:05:28,128 --> 01:05:31,699
Distraction is more powerful
than suppression.
1080
01:06:07,569 --> 01:06:11,271
( babbling )
1081
01:06:52,246 --> 01:06:57,217
Breathe in and out.
1082
01:06:59,186 --> 01:07:04,224
Breathe in and out.
1083
01:07:05,527 --> 01:07:09,029
Remember,
it's okay to be here,
1084
01:07:09,129 --> 01:07:13,902
right now,
exactly where you are.
1085
01:07:14,002 --> 01:07:18,806
And it's okay to be happy,
1086
01:07:18,907 --> 01:07:23,143
right here right now.
1087
01:07:23,243 --> 01:07:25,045
Remember,
happiness is a choice.
1088
01:07:25,145 --> 01:07:27,047
Sleep should be respected.
1089
01:07:27,147 --> 01:07:28,516
No matter what anyone else
tells you,
1090
01:07:28,616 --> 01:07:32,020
it's okay to make the choice
to prioritize yourself.
1091
01:07:32,119 --> 01:07:34,722
We respect sleep by
maintaining a set schedule
1092
01:07:34,822 --> 01:07:37,592
dictated by agreed upon rules.
1093
01:07:37,692 --> 01:07:42,329
In fact, it takes courage
1094
01:07:42,429 --> 01:07:44,599
when so many
are asking you to give,
1095
01:07:44,699 --> 01:07:45,867
give, give of yourself,
1096
01:07:45,967 --> 01:07:49,571
and instead you honor yourself.
1097
01:07:49,671 --> 01:07:52,607
( dinging )
1098
01:07:52,707 --> 01:07:54,274
Glow on.
1099
01:07:57,477 --> 01:08:00,582
- Rules?
- Because we understand
we're part of a community.
1100
01:08:00,682 --> 01:08:04,217
A community you tried to
dominate, control, and bully.
1101
01:08:04,318 --> 01:08:06,286
We did not bully
or dominate anyone.
1102
01:08:06,386 --> 01:08:09,757
We? No, I was talking about you.
1103
01:08:09,857 --> 01:08:12,426
You push him around, treat him
like one of your puppets.
1104
01:08:12,527 --> 01:08:15,462
- Ha! Are you a puppet?
- He's terrified of you.
1105
01:08:15,563 --> 01:08:18,365
That's the only reason
he goes along with you.
1106
01:08:18,465 --> 01:08:20,267
Trying to disrupt
people's lives?
1107
01:08:20,367 --> 01:08:21,769
Telling them
to tear apart everything
1108
01:08:21,869 --> 01:08:24,371
they worked so hard to build?
1109
01:08:24,471 --> 01:08:27,140
You're either
the most brilliant asshole
1110
01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:29,443
or a complete fucking idiot.
1111
01:08:29,544 --> 01:08:31,144
Hey, come on.
1112
01:08:42,023 --> 01:08:44,759
Look, I'm not scared of you.
1113
01:08:44,859 --> 01:08:46,527
But if what we're trying
to do doesn't work,
1114
01:08:46,628 --> 01:08:50,297
and they all start
to turn away,
1115
01:08:50,397 --> 01:08:53,266
who do I have left?
1116
01:08:53,367 --> 01:08:56,704
The ones who are left
who love you the most.
1117
01:08:58,773 --> 01:09:00,140
Good morning, everyone.
1118
01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:02,476
I have some excited developments
to share with you.
1119
01:09:02,577 --> 01:09:04,646
Some of you guys have
made some amazing discoveries.
1120
01:09:04,746 --> 01:09:07,147
But before we begin,
I wanna get a good sense
1121
01:09:07,247 --> 01:09:09,951
of how many of you out there
are in right now.
1122
01:09:10,051 --> 01:09:13,655
So when I say go,
I want each of you
to reward me just once.
1123
01:09:13,755 --> 01:09:17,457
No more. Go.
1124
01:09:17,558 --> 01:09:19,661
- ( ding )
- All right, that's one--
1125
01:09:19,761 --> 01:09:23,698
( dinging rapidly )
1126
01:09:29,403 --> 01:09:31,506
This is-- this is amazing.
1127
01:09:31,606 --> 01:09:34,374
Do you realize
how powerful we are?
1128
01:09:34,474 --> 01:09:36,678
Together, there's nothing
that we can't do.
1129
01:09:36,778 --> 01:09:38,478
So this is what
you've been after?
1130
01:09:38,579 --> 01:09:40,247
Just to steal from everyone?
1131
01:09:40,347 --> 01:09:43,518
No. Everything-- everyone,
all of this you've given me,
1132
01:09:43,618 --> 01:09:45,520
- I will give it back.
- How?
1133
01:09:45,620 --> 01:09:47,955
Or at least away.
I'll give it all away.
1134
01:09:48,056 --> 01:09:49,757
No, this is not you.
This is toxic.
1135
01:09:49,857 --> 01:09:52,259
You need to stop this right now.
Tell them to stop.
1136
01:09:52,359 --> 01:09:55,462
We cannot stop.
They are among us.
1137
01:09:55,563 --> 01:09:57,765
This woman is an agent
of our captors.
1138
01:09:57,865 --> 01:10:00,868
She's working to undo everything
we hope to accomplish.
1139
01:10:00,968 --> 01:10:03,403
What are you talking about?
You're being manipulated.
1140
01:10:03,503 --> 01:10:06,808
You have them scared.
Let them fear you.
1141
01:10:06,908 --> 01:10:08,576
Keep going! Do not stop.
1142
01:10:08,676 --> 01:10:10,912
- I'm trying to protect you.
- Come on, let's just--
1143
01:10:11,012 --> 01:10:13,313
038491828.
1144
01:10:13,413 --> 01:10:16,884
- Silence #038491828.
- No, come on, come on.
1145
01:10:16,984 --> 01:10:19,187
Hey, don't do that.
Nobody do anything, please.
1146
01:10:19,286 --> 01:10:21,254
- Silence her!
- If you know me,
1147
01:10:21,354 --> 01:10:22,623
you know I never like
to put anything negative
1148
01:10:22,724 --> 01:10:26,027
- out into this world.
- But when-- oh, my--
1149
01:10:26,127 --> 01:10:27,227
Hey, who is doing that?
1150
01:10:27,327 --> 01:10:28,796
Whoever's doing that,
stop right now!
1151
01:10:28,896 --> 01:10:30,732
But when someone tries
to blot out our sunshine,
1152
01:10:30,832 --> 01:10:33,366
we have to decide if we will
let the darkness close in
1153
01:10:33,467 --> 01:10:35,235
or if we will
burn brighter than ever.
1154
01:10:35,335 --> 01:10:39,406
Let 052605011
feel the warmth of our light.
1155
01:10:39,507 --> 01:10:42,076
This is going too far.
Listen.
1156
01:10:42,176 --> 01:10:44,612
- No! No, stop right now!
- ( screaming )
1157
01:10:44,712 --> 01:10:46,514
Whoever's doing that,
stop right fucking now.
1158
01:10:46,614 --> 01:10:49,249
- ( screaming )
- Don't-- fuck!
1159
01:10:49,349 --> 01:10:50,417
Everyone just stop
what you're doing.
1160
01:10:50,518 --> 01:10:52,553
Please, just-- fuck!
1161
01:10:52,653 --> 01:10:55,590
- ( screaming )
- Everyone just stop
what you're all doing!
1162
01:10:55,690 --> 01:10:57,158
Just stop fucking now! Stop!
1163
01:10:57,257 --> 01:11:00,828
( screaming )
1164
01:11:00,928 --> 01:11:01,996
No, no.
1165
01:11:04,198 --> 01:11:05,298
Just stop!
1166
01:11:20,413 --> 01:11:25,620
( sobbing )
1167
01:11:34,529 --> 01:11:37,799
( birds chirping )
1168
01:11:43,004 --> 01:11:44,337
Yes.
1169
01:11:46,107 --> 01:11:49,977
( powering up )
1170
01:11:50,077 --> 01:11:50,978
( ding )
1171
01:12:07,094 --> 01:12:08,495
- Y'all see this?
- ( dinging )
1172
01:12:08,596 --> 01:12:11,032
We did it. We did it.
1173
01:12:11,132 --> 01:12:13,366
We fucking did it.
We just-- we--
1174
01:12:15,770 --> 01:12:17,171
Do you see?
When we come together,
1175
01:12:17,271 --> 01:12:18,471
there's nothing that
we can't do.
1176
01:12:18,573 --> 01:12:21,676
- There's nothing that--
- ( dinging slows )
1177
01:12:36,657 --> 01:12:40,561
( dinging rapidly )
1178
01:12:53,140 --> 01:12:58,713
( dinging echoes and distorts )
1179
01:13:07,221 --> 01:13:08,589
( ding )
1180
01:13:11,959 --> 01:13:15,730
( music playing )
82671
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