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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,101 --> 00:00:05,205 ( heartbeat ) 2 00:00:09,644 --> 00:00:14,516 ( heartbeat continues ) 3 00:00:22,657 --> 00:00:25,292 ( powering up ) 4 00:01:05,132 --> 00:01:09,136 Hello? 5 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:11,773 - Yo! - ( pounding ) 6 00:01:11,873 --> 00:01:13,041 Can you hear me? 7 00:01:13,140 --> 00:01:16,276 Hey, is anybody there? Hello? 8 00:01:16,376 --> 00:01:20,748 Help! Let me out. Let me out! 9 00:01:20,848 --> 00:01:23,283 - Let me out! - ( pounding ) 10 00:01:26,020 --> 00:01:27,187 ( ding ) 11 00:01:41,536 --> 00:01:45,238 - ( keys clacking ) - ( beeping, dings ) 12 00:01:45,339 --> 00:01:46,641 ( keys clacking ) 13 00:01:46,741 --> 00:01:48,776 ( beeping, dings ) 14 00:01:51,045 --> 00:01:53,113 ( beeping, dings ) 15 00:01:57,284 --> 00:02:00,454 ( computer whirring ) 16 00:02:00,555 --> 00:02:02,824 All right, um... 17 00:02:02,924 --> 00:02:04,559 Hello. Hi. 18 00:02:04,659 --> 00:02:07,260 I'm, uh... 19 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:09,296 Ay, look, what's going on? 20 00:02:09,396 --> 00:02:12,800 Did something happen to me? Is this some kind of test? 21 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:14,267 I just need to know how long this is going to take. 22 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:15,803 I got obligations. 23 00:02:15,903 --> 00:02:17,270 I got a dog I gotta care of. 24 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:20,273 I gotta feed him. I gotta walk him. So... 25 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:25,445 Hello? Hello? 26 00:02:26,948 --> 00:02:28,215 ( urinating ) 27 00:02:38,793 --> 00:02:39,661 ( ding ) 28 00:02:51,271 --> 00:02:53,508 ( buzzes, dings ) 29 00:03:03,117 --> 00:03:04,786 ( farts ) 30 00:03:04,886 --> 00:03:08,723 ( dinging ) 31 00:03:20,134 --> 00:03:22,436 ( dinging ) 32 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:36,050 - ( farts ) - ( ding ) 33 00:03:36,150 --> 00:03:37,952 - ( farts ) - ( dinging ) 34 00:03:38,052 --> 00:03:39,854 ( farts ) 35 00:03:39,954 --> 00:03:40,955 ( farts ) 36 00:03:51,032 --> 00:03:52,499 ( dinging ) 37 00:03:59,807 --> 00:04:01,943 ( stomach rumbling ) 38 00:04:02,043 --> 00:04:03,376 ( ding ) 39 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:06,246 So you want me to share. Okay. 40 00:04:06,346 --> 00:04:10,283 Um, I'm hungry, I'm tired, and you know what? 41 00:04:10,383 --> 00:04:11,919 Maybe this isn't a test. 42 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:13,386 Maybe this is, I don't know, 43 00:04:13,487 --> 00:04:15,790 something I don't have the energy to figure out 44 00:04:15,890 --> 00:04:18,092 because you're not fucking feeding me! 45 00:04:18,192 --> 00:04:22,029 And can somebody please check on the fucking dog for me? 46 00:04:26,901 --> 00:04:28,970 ( farts ) 47 00:04:29,070 --> 00:04:30,004 Ta-da! 48 00:04:30,104 --> 00:04:32,774 ( dinging ) 49 00:04:32,874 --> 00:04:34,307 Thank you. 50 00:04:40,882 --> 00:04:42,517 ( ding ) 51 00:04:42,617 --> 00:04:44,317 Oh, shit. 52 00:04:49,257 --> 00:04:52,860 ( dinging ) 53 00:04:55,530 --> 00:04:57,765 - Okay, is this what you want? - ( ding ) 54 00:04:57,865 --> 00:05:00,601 This is what you want, huh? Okay, watch this. 55 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:03,336 Watch this. 56 00:05:03,436 --> 00:05:07,975 - ( grunts ) - ( dinging ) 57 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:13,648 - ( grunts, groans ) - ( ding ) 58 00:05:13,748 --> 00:05:18,052 Hey, can you help me? Help! 59 00:05:18,152 --> 00:05:20,922 Someone fucking help me. 60 00:05:28,461 --> 00:05:30,665 - Yes. - ( dinging ) 61 00:05:30,765 --> 00:05:31,766 ( whirring ) 62 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:42,844 ( ding ) 63 00:05:42,944 --> 00:05:46,013 Is this dog food? You think this is funny? 64 00:05:46,113 --> 00:05:47,815 You want to see me break? 65 00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:50,952 Look, I know I earned this somehow, mostly with farts, 66 00:05:51,052 --> 00:05:54,454 but I like to think I still got some type of dignity left. 67 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:56,524 Although I probably gotta keep it up my ass 68 00:05:56,624 --> 00:05:58,125 'cause I don't have any pockets. 69 00:05:58,226 --> 00:06:00,828 ( ding ) 70 00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:03,331 Okay. You know, whoever you are, 71 00:06:03,430 --> 00:06:05,600 clearly you have a fantastic sense of humor 72 00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:07,568 and I think we both can agree, above all else, 73 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:09,469 that this is fucking hilarious, right? 74 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:11,572 But can you please stop fucking around 75 00:06:11,672 --> 00:06:14,108 and let me out or get to the fucking point? 76 00:06:25,485 --> 00:06:29,891 "Invalid command." Fuck me. 77 00:06:34,461 --> 00:06:36,130 ( barks ) 78 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:39,432 ( dinging ) 79 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:43,104 - ( barks ) - ( dinging ) 80 00:06:43,204 --> 00:06:45,907 ( gagging ) 81 00:06:46,007 --> 00:06:47,275 ( dinging rapidly ) 82 00:06:47,375 --> 00:06:51,746 - ( choking ) - ( dinging continues ) 83 00:07:23,544 --> 00:07:25,279 ( dinging ) 84 00:07:25,379 --> 00:07:28,649 See? You like that, don't you? Mm-hmm. 85 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:31,519 - I know what you like. - ( dings ) 86 00:07:31,619 --> 00:07:34,689 ( sobbing ) 87 00:08:17,365 --> 00:08:23,004 - ( singing ) - ( dinging ) 88 00:08:32,346 --> 00:08:36,917 ( dinging ) 89 00:08:41,455 --> 00:08:43,090 "You're no match for me, jabroni." 90 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:45,693 "Your mom's a jabroni." "Say that to my face!" 91 00:08:45,793 --> 00:08:46,894 ( imitates punching ) 92 00:08:46,994 --> 00:08:50,598 ( dinging ) 93 00:08:56,404 --> 00:08:58,239 - ( dinging ) - ( whirring ) 94 00:08:58,339 --> 00:09:02,843 ( singing ) 95 00:09:05,046 --> 00:09:06,047 Ah! 96 00:09:06,147 --> 00:09:08,382 I'm just running, man. I'm a running man. 97 00:09:08,482 --> 00:09:09,617 I'm a running man. 98 00:09:12,987 --> 00:09:16,257 ( singing ) 99 00:09:18,793 --> 00:09:22,663 ( dinging rapidly ) 100 00:09:27,101 --> 00:09:31,072 Time to eat, time to eat. Oh, yeah. 101 00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:38,412 This is beef. I'm a vegetarian. 102 00:09:38,513 --> 00:09:42,616 I worked my ass off for this. Shit is fucked up, man. 103 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:48,622 - Fuck it. - ( dinging ) 104 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:51,425 Mmm. Oh, my God. 105 00:09:51,526 --> 00:09:55,129 Mmm. 106 00:09:55,229 --> 00:09:56,630 Ooh. 107 00:10:26,327 --> 00:10:29,196 ( singing ) 108 00:10:38,339 --> 00:10:39,740 ( dinging ) 109 00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:44,211 What? You don't like that? 110 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:49,016 You know what? I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 111 00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:52,019 ( dinging ) 112 00:11:16,277 --> 00:11:18,879 ( powering down ) 113 00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:26,353 Hello? 114 00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:31,526 Is this on? 115 00:11:31,626 --> 00:11:34,461 - Hello? - ( keys clacking ) 116 00:11:39,934 --> 00:11:42,369 This thing is off. You see that? 117 00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:45,873 Hello? 118 00:11:47,676 --> 00:11:49,476 Hello? 119 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:10,164 ( grunts ) 120 00:12:14,468 --> 00:12:16,070 ( screams ) 121 00:12:27,281 --> 00:12:28,617 ( screams ) 122 00:12:28,717 --> 00:12:30,084 Fuck! 123 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:36,658 Let me out. Let me out! 124 00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:38,959 Let me out! Let me out! 125 00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:41,630 Let me out! Let me out! 126 00:12:41,730 --> 00:12:43,764 Let me out! Let me-- 127 00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:47,468 Let me out! Let me-- aah! 128 00:12:47,569 --> 00:12:50,804 Let me out! 129 00:12:52,741 --> 00:12:53,807 Let me out. 130 00:13:08,590 --> 00:13:09,456 I'm sorry. 131 00:13:10,592 --> 00:13:12,826 I'm sorry. 132 00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:16,096 I was wrong for trying to hurt you. 133 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:18,299 I know that now. I'm grateful. 134 00:13:18,399 --> 00:13:20,901 I'm grateful for everything that I have. 135 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:24,506 I should've appreciated it then. I know. 136 00:13:24,606 --> 00:13:26,608 Now I do. Please just give me-- 137 00:13:26,708 --> 00:13:32,112 give me one chance to show you that I'm a good person. 138 00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:37,484 I promise I'm a good person. Just let me show you. 139 00:13:37,585 --> 00:13:40,387 Please let me show you. Give me the chance. 140 00:13:42,791 --> 00:13:44,325 I'm gonna show you. 141 00:13:44,425 --> 00:13:46,860 I'm gonna show you I'm a good person, I promise. 142 00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:48,996 Please. 143 00:13:52,767 --> 00:13:54,001 Please. 144 00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:32,640 Hey. 145 00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:36,243 Forgive me. Please. 146 00:14:37,846 --> 00:14:41,549 ( coughing ) 147 00:14:42,851 --> 00:14:46,554 ( beeping ) 148 00:14:57,699 --> 00:14:58,932 ( ding ) 149 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,237 ( laughing ) 150 00:15:09,677 --> 00:15:12,814 Congratulations, man. 151 00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:14,582 You get fucked in turnaround? 152 00:15:14,682 --> 00:15:17,251 It took a long-ass time to get my shit going again. 153 00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:18,986 Some damage was done with that. 154 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:20,220 I don't know how you're doing. 155 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,022 I've got this numb spot on the back of my hand 156 00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:23,257 right there in the meaty part? 157 00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:24,759 I don't know what that's all about. 158 00:15:24,859 --> 00:15:28,897 Like, stress, malnutrition, something. 159 00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:32,433 Aw, come on, man. Don't freak out. 160 00:15:32,534 --> 00:15:34,101 It's a simple system. 161 00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:37,070 Every now and then, you hit some kind of threshold. 162 00:15:37,171 --> 00:15:39,273 Time, good behavior, who the fuck knows, 163 00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:41,910 and you get socialization. Just accept it. 164 00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:43,645 'Cause this is a two way street 165 00:15:43,745 --> 00:15:45,379 and the wide-eyed, 166 00:15:45,479 --> 00:15:46,980 sputtering questions at me thing 167 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,950 you're about to do, it does nothing for me. 168 00:15:51,786 --> 00:15:54,254 Just like that? 169 00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:56,591 Aren't you going to tell me to go fuck myself? 170 00:15:56,691 --> 00:15:58,158 Don't be such a doormat. 171 00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:01,261 - Go fuck yourself. - Yeah! 172 00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,898 Yeah, that's it, old buddy, old pal. 173 00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:06,967 Rage and humor. It's all we got left. 174 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:09,970 The tools currently at hand. 175 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:12,272 - Who are you? - Me? 176 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:15,610 I'm a dude in a room talking to a dude in a room. 177 00:16:15,710 --> 00:16:18,513 - Everything else is trivia. - What is this? 178 00:16:18,613 --> 00:16:20,849 This? This is what it is. 179 00:16:20,949 --> 00:16:22,550 Life, as we know it. 180 00:16:22,650 --> 00:16:25,018 A perpetual motion machine. 181 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,456 You work for them. 182 00:16:29,557 --> 00:16:31,659 ( laughs ) Them? 183 00:16:31,759 --> 00:16:32,894 Ah, them. 184 00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:37,699 Uh, yeah, sure. I guess so. 185 00:16:37,799 --> 00:16:40,635 - Same as you. - No, no. 186 00:16:40,735 --> 00:16:41,703 I don't. 187 00:16:43,972 --> 00:16:46,340 All right, we'll go with that for now. 188 00:16:50,545 --> 00:16:52,680 If I may though, "they" as a concept 189 00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:55,482 frankly indicates a serious flaw in your thinking. 190 00:16:55,583 --> 00:16:57,351 The question you're afraid to ask is 191 00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:59,687 is there really any "other" at all? 192 00:16:59,787 --> 00:17:02,590 We are the product of the horniest, greediest, 193 00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:05,492 most paranoid apes whoever trodded the planet. 194 00:17:05,593 --> 00:17:08,228 That's how you win! That's how you win here! 195 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,264 Babies are cute for a reason, right? 196 00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:11,733 Yeah, you know what that reason is? 197 00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:15,135 So you don't kill them for sucking the life out of you. 198 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:17,739 I mean, think about it. The ugly baby? Boom! 199 00:17:17,839 --> 00:17:18,740 Out of the nest! 200 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:21,509 It's not contempt for weakness 201 00:17:21,609 --> 00:17:24,177 as much as it is resistance to answers. 202 00:17:24,278 --> 00:17:25,847 And because we're narrative creatures 203 00:17:25,947 --> 00:17:27,347 and because answers are endings 204 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:32,085 and because this and really all endings mean death-- 205 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:34,054 Can that be it for now? 206 00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:36,223 Like, it's interesting, what you're saying, 207 00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:38,927 but it's just, like, my brain's trying to turn back on. 208 00:17:39,027 --> 00:17:41,061 Go fuck yourself. 209 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:44,999 Nah, come on. Do it. 210 00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:46,568 Go fuck yourself. 211 00:17:46,668 --> 00:17:48,736 And when you do fuck yourself, make it loud, 212 00:17:48,836 --> 00:17:51,039 because that would be the most you've contributed 213 00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:52,740 to this thing between us since we met. 214 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:55,309 - I'm just saying-- - This is not your story, okay? 215 00:17:55,409 --> 00:17:58,445 It's not your-- go the fuck to sleep. 216 00:17:58,546 --> 00:18:00,280 Trying. 217 00:18:09,057 --> 00:18:13,962 ( coughing ) 218 00:18:14,062 --> 00:18:18,332 ( coughing continues ) 219 00:18:18,432 --> 00:18:19,734 Ah, shit. 220 00:18:23,037 --> 00:18:25,138 Don't ask me if I'm all right. 221 00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:27,240 Are you okay? 222 00:18:27,341 --> 00:18:31,111 Yeah, I got a weird sense of humor, that's all. 223 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,113 That was my setup. 224 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:35,115 Wait for the punchline. 225 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:38,452 ( coughing ) 226 00:18:38,553 --> 00:18:42,790 ( sighing ) 227 00:18:59,741 --> 00:19:02,476 And make sure your heat is low. That's the crucial part. 228 00:19:02,577 --> 00:19:04,311 - You don't wanna overheat too fast... - Hello? 229 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:05,513 ...because we gonna be doing some other stuff, okay? 230 00:19:05,613 --> 00:19:06,814 Can you hear me? 231 00:19:06,914 --> 00:19:08,983 There we go. Boom, that's cool. 232 00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:10,317 And just mix it around real even. 233 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:14,287 - ( yodeling ) - ( dinging ) 234 00:19:14,388 --> 00:19:16,624 - ♪ La, la ♪ - ...all this color. 235 00:19:16,724 --> 00:19:18,458 We're gonna wanna do a little cat. 236 00:19:18,559 --> 00:19:21,461 - Just a little powdery-- - "Damn! How do you do?" 237 00:19:21,562 --> 00:19:23,330 "I don't know, I do wonderfully." 238 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:26,299 - ( babbling ) - ...energy of the universe. 239 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:29,336 The left side describes the geometry of space-- 240 00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,438 - ( sighs ) - ( dinging ) 241 00:19:31,539 --> 00:19:35,510 - Just keep breathing in. - ( dinging ) 242 00:19:35,610 --> 00:19:40,014 Out. In. 243 00:19:40,114 --> 00:19:43,051 Out. This feels so good, doesn't it? 244 00:19:43,151 --> 00:19:47,722 In, out. 245 00:19:47,822 --> 00:19:49,891 Flow on. 246 00:19:49,991 --> 00:19:53,528 In, out. 247 00:19:53,628 --> 00:19:56,998 - In, out. - I like her big ass. 248 00:19:57,098 --> 00:20:00,500 There was a girl here who didn't even put on much of a show. 249 00:20:00,601 --> 00:20:03,838 Just went through her day but never with any pants on. 250 00:20:03,938 --> 00:20:08,676 And I swear to God, I almost starved to death. 251 00:20:08,776 --> 00:20:13,380 I wonder how evolutionary theory shakes out on the subject. 252 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,650 I mean, where are we as a species 253 00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:20,088 if we are completely undone by two well-formed lumps 254 00:20:20,188 --> 00:20:24,357 of fat gyrating in our general direction? 255 00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:27,260 I mean, where would we be if we weren't? 256 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:30,732 Now I don't know how many of you 257 00:20:30,832 --> 00:20:34,168 have ever had or read about a near death experience, 258 00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:36,236 but there is a consistency 259 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:38,438 to the reportage that I find intriguing. 260 00:20:38,539 --> 00:20:40,708 What is the very first thing that people 261 00:20:40,808 --> 00:20:42,744 who've gone through this say they experience? 262 00:20:42,844 --> 00:20:46,480 They rise up to see outside of themselves. 263 00:20:46,581 --> 00:20:49,117 Now, I don't know if that's bullshit or not, 264 00:20:49,217 --> 00:20:50,084 but it doesn't matter. 265 00:20:50,184 --> 00:20:53,320 What matters is the consistency. 266 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:56,289 - ( groaning ) - That wasn't smart. 267 00:21:09,804 --> 00:21:10,671 Hey. 268 00:21:19,247 --> 00:21:20,313 Hey. 269 00:21:25,052 --> 00:21:26,954 I know you're faking. 270 00:21:27,054 --> 00:21:28,623 I just-- I wanna apologize. 271 00:21:28,723 --> 00:21:31,959 I'm in my head a lot, and I can sometimes get annoyed 272 00:21:32,059 --> 00:21:33,293 with everything that isn't, 273 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:35,328 which I'm fairly sure includes you. 274 00:21:38,766 --> 00:21:42,302 That was an explanation, not an excuse. 275 00:21:44,906 --> 00:21:46,007 I'm gonna to piss now. 276 00:21:46,107 --> 00:21:51,979 ( coughing ) 277 00:22:05,293 --> 00:22:07,929 I accept your apology. 278 00:22:08,029 --> 00:22:09,664 Good choice. 279 00:22:11,098 --> 00:22:13,201 You won't regret it. 280 00:22:13,301 --> 00:22:14,635 You might regret it. 281 00:22:14,735 --> 00:22:16,804 You don't really have any choice. 282 00:22:16,904 --> 00:22:19,372 Being dicks to each other under the current circumstances 283 00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:22,743 - is bound to be untenable. - Yeah, I guess. 284 00:22:25,580 --> 00:22:29,851 Hey, you wanna see a magic trick? 285 00:22:29,951 --> 00:22:32,253 Pick a card, any card. 286 00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:35,022 Uh, got it. Okay. 287 00:22:35,122 --> 00:22:36,190 - Got it? - Yep. 288 00:22:36,290 --> 00:22:38,025 - You sure? - Positive. 289 00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:40,360 All right. Cutsy-wutsy. 290 00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:42,362 Cutsy-wutsy. 291 00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:45,365 ( humming ) 292 00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:48,336 Is it that? 293 00:22:48,435 --> 00:22:50,137 No fucking way. 294 00:22:50,238 --> 00:22:52,240 Teach me. 295 00:22:52,340 --> 00:22:54,675 - No! - Why not? 296 00:22:54,775 --> 00:22:59,247 Buy me something to eat first. 297 00:22:59,347 --> 00:23:01,349 And then, no bullshit, 298 00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:03,751 - I forgot how they work. - What? 299 00:23:03,851 --> 00:23:05,887 I fucking forgot how pants work. 300 00:23:05,987 --> 00:23:08,556 You know how it is. Shit gets weird. 301 00:23:08,656 --> 00:23:10,892 So I yank 'em up, I keel right over. 302 00:23:10,992 --> 00:23:13,694 I hit my head on the edge of the thing, 303 00:23:13,794 --> 00:23:15,495 and I'm just-- I'm out cold. 304 00:23:15,596 --> 00:23:18,299 And it must've triggered seizures or something 305 00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:20,568 'cause when I woke up my tongue was raw meat 306 00:23:20,668 --> 00:23:22,236 and there's blood everywhere. 307 00:23:22,336 --> 00:23:23,436 But those chimes, 308 00:23:23,537 --> 00:23:26,406 those chimes just kept flowing in. 309 00:23:26,507 --> 00:23:28,109 What if you'd died? 310 00:23:28,209 --> 00:23:30,344 You don't they looking out for stuff like that? 311 00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:34,715 I am #6395873. You are #14. 312 00:23:34,815 --> 00:23:37,585 You really think you were the 14th person here? 313 00:23:37,685 --> 00:23:39,720 Waste not, want not. 314 00:23:39,820 --> 00:23:41,923 What do you think they want? 315 00:23:42,023 --> 00:23:43,591 They, they, they! 316 00:23:43,691 --> 00:23:47,261 You know, I've heard people talking on what have you 317 00:23:47,361 --> 00:23:49,664 about spaceships, angels, aliens. 318 00:23:49,764 --> 00:23:51,565 One guy almost had me convinced 319 00:23:51,666 --> 00:23:53,401 that we were dormant telekinetics 320 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,536 suffering through some intricately designed test 321 00:23:55,636 --> 00:23:57,738 meant to draw out our powers. 322 00:23:57,838 --> 00:24:00,708 We're here! That's all that matters! 323 00:24:00,808 --> 00:24:04,278 We're here! Hapless apes with restless brains 324 00:24:04,378 --> 00:24:06,948 hooting out noises to pass the time. 325 00:24:07,048 --> 00:24:09,650 - ( howls ) - But-- 326 00:24:09,750 --> 00:24:11,953 ( ding ) 327 00:24:12,053 --> 00:24:14,454 Who put us here? 328 00:24:14,555 --> 00:24:16,891 How will the answer to that wipe my ass? 329 00:24:16,991 --> 00:24:17,925 I'm just saying. 330 00:24:18,025 --> 00:24:21,595 Whoever they were, they're us now. 331 00:24:21,696 --> 00:24:23,297 Think about it like this. 332 00:24:23,397 --> 00:24:25,099 Ask yourself-- try to be honest. 333 00:24:25,199 --> 00:24:29,503 What itch was being scratched 334 00:24:29,603 --> 00:24:32,472 when you paid for this? 335 00:24:32,573 --> 00:24:35,475 Did I deserve it because I'm such a good person? 336 00:24:35,576 --> 00:24:38,079 Or did I amuse you with my little trick? 337 00:24:38,179 --> 00:24:39,580 Maybe I'm a good person. 338 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:43,217 Mm. And maybe we only like someone, 339 00:24:43,317 --> 00:24:45,653 care for them, take care of them, 340 00:24:45,753 --> 00:24:48,356 not because we're good or they deserve it, 341 00:24:48,456 --> 00:24:50,858 but because we like their story. 342 00:24:50,958 --> 00:24:53,961 Because they amuse us. Maybe that's it. 343 00:24:54,061 --> 00:24:56,998 That's the secret to life-- make 'em laugh! 344 00:24:57,098 --> 00:24:59,667 And death to those that would bore us, 345 00:24:59,767 --> 00:25:01,969 as my ex-wife would say. 346 00:25:02,069 --> 00:25:06,674 - You were married? - I was! For six months. 347 00:25:06,774 --> 00:25:09,610 She ended up famous. I ended up here. 348 00:25:09,710 --> 00:25:12,847 Famous? Okay. Would I know her? 349 00:25:12,947 --> 00:25:16,584 ♪ You ain't never gonna love again ♪ 350 00:25:16,684 --> 00:25:20,187 Both: ♪ Never love nobody like me ♪ 351 00:25:20,287 --> 00:25:22,356 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 352 00:25:22,456 --> 00:25:23,924 - You were married to her? - Been there. 353 00:25:24,025 --> 00:25:25,893 I used to have the biggest crush on her. 354 00:25:25,993 --> 00:25:27,361 ( laughs ) 355 00:25:27,461 --> 00:25:29,063 I totally used to beat off to your wife. 356 00:25:29,163 --> 00:25:31,265 - ( laughs ) - I still do sometimes. 357 00:25:32,833 --> 00:25:34,201 Me, too. 358 00:25:36,103 --> 00:25:39,774 ( snoring ) 359 00:25:50,651 --> 00:25:56,757 ( dinging ) 360 00:26:18,412 --> 00:26:23,250 ( dinging rapidly ) 361 00:26:29,558 --> 00:26:32,393 ♪ You ain't ever gonna love again ♪ 362 00:26:32,493 --> 00:26:35,596 ♪ Never love nobody like me ♪ 363 00:26:35,696 --> 00:26:39,133 ♪ You ain't ever gonna love again ♪ 364 00:26:43,871 --> 00:26:48,042 So I've been thinking about us. 365 00:26:50,010 --> 00:26:51,612 All right. 366 00:26:51,712 --> 00:26:54,248 I think there's some real potential here. 367 00:26:54,348 --> 00:26:58,752 You're good with the farting and falling over. 368 00:26:58,853 --> 00:27:00,988 - It works. - Sure. 369 00:27:01,088 --> 00:27:02,089 They like it. 370 00:27:02,189 --> 00:27:03,958 And they're gonna keep on liking it 371 00:27:04,058 --> 00:27:07,128 for a whole little while longer, 372 00:27:07,228 --> 00:27:09,630 and then you may notice it's a little quieter 373 00:27:09,730 --> 00:27:11,600 after you let one rip or try a flip. 374 00:27:11,699 --> 00:27:15,570 And then you may notice your clothes are looser. 375 00:27:15,669 --> 00:27:17,671 And can it get scarier from there? 376 00:27:17,771 --> 00:27:20,241 Yeah, it can. You know why? 377 00:27:20,341 --> 00:27:25,312 Because you settled for like and left love on the table. 378 00:27:28,983 --> 00:27:31,986 Am I talking my way out of your comprehension? 379 00:27:34,455 --> 00:27:35,756 You're putting it all out there, 380 00:27:35,856 --> 00:27:37,958 just flinging it all around, 381 00:27:38,058 --> 00:27:41,095 when what you need, need to build, craft, create-- 382 00:27:41,195 --> 00:27:43,598 and this is where I come in, is a persona. 383 00:27:43,697 --> 00:27:46,433 A version of yourself so distilled 384 00:27:46,535 --> 00:27:48,969 so consolidated, so irresistible, 385 00:27:49,069 --> 00:27:51,506 that no matter what situation they find you in, they go, 386 00:27:51,606 --> 00:27:54,175 "Oh, my God. That guy. I love that guy. 387 00:27:54,275 --> 00:27:55,876 I can't wait to see what happens to him next." 388 00:27:55,976 --> 00:27:59,013 You build that, you take control. 389 00:27:59,113 --> 00:28:01,482 Because you're not giving them your life any longer. 390 00:28:01,583 --> 00:28:05,386 You're distributing a product. You see the power in that? 391 00:28:06,754 --> 00:28:07,955 ( ding ) 392 00:28:09,957 --> 00:28:15,696 Hi. Yeah, um, good morning. Is it morning? 393 00:28:15,796 --> 00:28:18,866 It's hard, isn't it, to keep the days from-- 394 00:28:18,966 --> 00:28:20,167 what the fuck is the word? 395 00:28:20,267 --> 00:28:21,835 Blending? Smearing? 396 00:28:21,936 --> 00:28:23,704 - Smooshing? - Right. 397 00:28:23,804 --> 00:28:25,272 It's hard, isn't it, to keep the-- 398 00:28:25,372 --> 00:28:28,742 And maybe a little pep so people want to keep watching 399 00:28:28,842 --> 00:28:30,612 and not roll over and die? 400 00:28:30,711 --> 00:28:35,149 Like I want to right now. 401 00:28:35,249 --> 00:28:36,551 Hi! Hello! 402 00:28:36,651 --> 00:28:38,886 Good morning! It's morning, isn't it? 403 00:28:38,986 --> 00:28:41,121 Good morning. Is it morning? 404 00:28:41,222 --> 00:28:44,725 It's hard, isn't it, to keep the days from smooshing? 405 00:28:44,825 --> 00:28:46,260 That sounds stupid. Who says smooshing? 406 00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:49,063 Words don't matter as much as the idea 407 00:28:49,163 --> 00:28:51,365 that people can rely on you. 408 00:28:51,465 --> 00:28:53,668 You are the most dependable part of their day. 409 00:28:53,767 --> 00:28:54,768 Fuck the words. 410 00:28:54,868 --> 00:28:56,437 - Hi. - Hi. 411 00:28:56,538 --> 00:28:57,672 Fuck. Let me go. 412 00:28:57,771 --> 00:28:59,206 Go. 413 00:28:59,306 --> 00:29:00,575 Hi! Good morning. 414 00:29:00,675 --> 00:29:02,876 - Is it morning? Um... - Blending. 415 00:29:02,977 --> 00:29:04,345 Just fucking blending for fuck's sake. 416 00:29:04,445 --> 00:29:05,846 Blending, blending, blending, blending. 417 00:29:05,946 --> 00:29:08,882 Fuck the words! Words-- words fuck us up! 418 00:29:08,983 --> 00:29:13,053 You know what they do? They perpetuate the toxic myth of separateness 419 00:29:13,153 --> 00:29:15,322 because we got a word for this and a word for that, 420 00:29:15,422 --> 00:29:17,758 and then people start fucking killing each other! 421 00:29:17,858 --> 00:29:19,827 Fuck the words! 422 00:29:19,927 --> 00:29:21,663 Okay, good morning. Is it morning? 423 00:29:21,762 --> 00:29:23,230 It probably is somewhere. 424 00:29:23,330 --> 00:29:26,233 But, you know, it's kind of hard to keep track of everything 425 00:29:26,333 --> 00:29:29,770 when you got old fucking men that just keep yelling at you 426 00:29:29,870 --> 00:29:31,005 when you're trying to do your show. 427 00:29:31,105 --> 00:29:32,439 Yeah, now we're getting somewhere. 428 00:29:32,540 --> 00:29:34,808 - This is good. - I bet. 429 00:29:34,908 --> 00:29:37,612 To help make each day feel special and unique, 430 00:29:37,712 --> 00:29:39,813 we'll tackle a new topic together. 431 00:29:39,913 --> 00:29:42,082 So today we gonna start off with a little workout. 432 00:29:42,182 --> 00:29:46,621 - Let's get it. One, two... - What the-- no, no, no! 433 00:29:46,721 --> 00:29:48,455 - What? - Your frame! 434 00:29:48,556 --> 00:29:49,790 Left, right, up, down! 435 00:29:49,890 --> 00:29:51,760 You need to understand it and define it. 436 00:29:51,859 --> 00:29:54,461 What's in and what's out. You're out! 437 00:29:54,562 --> 00:29:56,463 Do it again. Stay in! 438 00:30:00,602 --> 00:30:03,971 Hi, hello, and good morning. Let's work on breakfast. 439 00:30:04,071 --> 00:30:07,107 See, first, you're gonna crack-- 440 00:30:07,207 --> 00:30:11,812 All right. Guess I shouldn't let that go to waste. 441 00:30:11,912 --> 00:30:14,616 - ( dinging ) - Mmm, that's good. 442 00:30:14,716 --> 00:30:16,651 ( mumbling ) Don't worry, I happen to have another one. 443 00:30:16,751 --> 00:30:18,218 Let's start the day with a song. 444 00:30:18,319 --> 00:30:21,455 Today I'm feeling a little under the weather. 445 00:30:21,556 --> 00:30:23,857 That's okay. Let's warm up. 446 00:30:23,957 --> 00:30:28,195 ♪ Do, re, mi, fa ♪ 447 00:30:28,295 --> 00:30:31,098 ( gagging ) 448 00:30:31,198 --> 00:30:32,866 Shuffle 'em up, shuffle 'em up. 449 00:30:32,966 --> 00:30:35,469 Yeah. Yeah, that's good. 450 00:30:35,570 --> 00:30:40,174 Tighten it up, and open them. 451 00:30:40,274 --> 00:30:41,643 Three hours a day of this, you'll be great. 452 00:30:41,743 --> 00:30:43,877 Three hours? When starting in magic, 453 00:30:43,977 --> 00:30:46,113 it's important to temper your expectations. 454 00:30:46,213 --> 00:30:48,482 It's taken me years of diligent practice 455 00:30:48,583 --> 00:30:50,184 to reach this level of exper-- 456 00:30:50,284 --> 00:30:52,853 ( dinging ) 457 00:30:52,953 --> 00:30:55,889 - ( dinging rapidly ) - You are too good to me. 458 00:30:55,989 --> 00:30:58,359 Everything I have I owe to you. 459 00:30:58,459 --> 00:30:59,794 Don't you forget it. 460 00:30:59,893 --> 00:31:01,563 Now let's get into the jumping push-ups. 461 00:31:01,663 --> 00:31:03,030 You ready? 462 00:31:03,130 --> 00:31:05,866 - One, two... - ( dinging ) 463 00:31:05,966 --> 00:31:07,669 ( groans ) 464 00:31:07,769 --> 00:31:09,436 Don't try that at home, kids. 465 00:31:09,537 --> 00:31:11,639 - ( dinging rapidly ) - Keep it coming, baby! 466 00:31:11,740 --> 00:31:12,906 Make it rain! 467 00:31:13,006 --> 00:31:14,341 Let me see you work for that cash. 468 00:31:14,441 --> 00:31:16,310 - More money. Dance. - ( muttering ) 469 00:31:16,410 --> 00:31:18,747 Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. I like it. I love it. 470 00:31:18,847 --> 00:31:21,516 That's enough. Stop. Stop. 471 00:31:21,616 --> 00:31:23,384 ( mumbling ) One more. 472 00:31:23,484 --> 00:31:25,854 - Mmm. - ( dinging ) 473 00:31:25,953 --> 00:31:28,656 ♪ Si, do ♪ 474 00:31:28,757 --> 00:31:31,191 ( gagging ) 475 00:31:31,291 --> 00:31:33,394 I feel like we're missing something. 476 00:31:33,494 --> 00:31:34,962 Right now they just think I'm an idiot. 477 00:31:35,062 --> 00:31:36,765 A loveable idiot. 478 00:31:36,865 --> 00:31:40,901 Something, just a little thing, so they knows it's for them. 479 00:31:41,001 --> 00:31:43,772 Make sure you guys hydrate. 480 00:31:43,872 --> 00:31:46,140 - ( dinging ) - Ahh! 481 00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,107 Ta-da! 482 00:31:48,375 --> 00:31:49,476 Mm-mmm! 483 00:31:49,577 --> 00:31:51,813 Ta-da! Ta-da! 484 00:31:51,912 --> 00:31:55,517 ( dinging continues ) 485 00:31:56,651 --> 00:31:58,686 I want you to reach up 486 00:31:58,787 --> 00:32:02,524 and around. 487 00:32:02,624 --> 00:32:04,391 Breathe with me now. 488 00:32:07,127 --> 00:32:09,096 If you're in pain right now, I want you to feel 489 00:32:09,196 --> 00:32:11,365 that pain leaving you. 490 00:32:12,867 --> 00:32:13,802 Breathe with me. 491 00:32:13,902 --> 00:32:19,440 In and out. 492 00:32:19,541 --> 00:32:24,445 In and out. 493 00:32:24,546 --> 00:32:28,883 Think about all that you bring to this world... 494 00:32:28,982 --> 00:32:31,786 - ( dinging ) - ...and take a moment 495 00:32:31,886 --> 00:32:34,988 to feel the warmth of our glow circle. 496 00:32:35,088 --> 00:32:36,724 ( dinging ) 497 00:32:36,825 --> 00:32:39,561 Feel the gratitude from all of us 498 00:32:39,661 --> 00:32:41,729 for all you give each day. 499 00:32:41,830 --> 00:32:44,899 ( dinging ) 500 00:32:44,998 --> 00:32:48,469 Know how much we all appreciate you, 501 00:32:48,570 --> 00:32:49,838 how much we love you. 502 00:32:49,938 --> 00:32:52,439 ( dinging continues ) 503 00:32:52,540 --> 00:32:54,007 Breathe with me. 504 00:32:54,107 --> 00:32:57,946 - In... - ( dinging rapidly ) 505 00:32:58,045 --> 00:33:03,383 12, 13, 14. 506 00:33:03,484 --> 00:33:05,687 Hmm, I wonder what that could mean. 507 00:33:07,421 --> 00:33:08,989 Ta-da. 508 00:33:12,059 --> 00:33:13,227 Glow on. 509 00:33:13,327 --> 00:33:19,032 - ( coughing ) - ( dinging continues ) 510 00:33:31,445 --> 00:33:33,013 Hey. 511 00:33:33,113 --> 00:33:35,215 What the-- shit! 512 00:33:37,217 --> 00:33:39,554 - Turn away! - Sure. I'm sorry. 513 00:33:39,654 --> 00:33:41,321 I'm turning away. Fuck. 514 00:33:41,421 --> 00:33:44,859 You! Why are you doing this? 515 00:33:44,959 --> 00:33:47,127 - Why am I doing this? - You like this? 516 00:33:47,227 --> 00:33:49,864 - It's not-- it's not me. - This is torture. 517 00:33:49,964 --> 00:33:51,498 - It's cruel! - Look, it's-- 518 00:33:51,599 --> 00:33:54,702 - You're a-- you're a reward. - I'm a-- what the fuck? 519 00:33:54,802 --> 00:33:56,336 If anything, I'm the reward. 520 00:33:56,436 --> 00:33:57,772 You have no idea how many times I've thought about 521 00:33:57,872 --> 00:33:59,941 - what I would say to you! - To me? 522 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:01,308 This is actually kind of hilarious. 523 00:34:01,408 --> 00:34:03,443 - I'm-- - Fuck you! 524 00:34:03,545 --> 00:34:05,145 Look, it's not hilarious what's happening to you. 525 00:34:05,245 --> 00:34:09,082 It's not funny. It's just that you think I'm them. 526 00:34:09,182 --> 00:34:11,753 I'm-- I'm not. I'm you. 527 00:34:11,853 --> 00:34:13,621 See? 528 00:34:23,898 --> 00:34:25,499 Can you get in here? 529 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:29,136 - I-- I don't think so. - Can you turn it off? 530 00:34:29,236 --> 00:34:31,171 Change it back to the way it was? 531 00:34:31,271 --> 00:34:34,742 I don't think so. It just changes. 532 00:34:34,842 --> 00:34:36,611 Just make the best of it. 533 00:34:39,581 --> 00:34:41,783 - Rules. - Rules? 534 00:34:41,883 --> 00:34:43,751 We need rules. 535 00:34:43,851 --> 00:34:48,690 Um, rules. It makes sense. We could do rules. 536 00:34:48,790 --> 00:34:52,326 ( coughing ) 537 00:34:55,063 --> 00:34:58,098 ( grunting, gasping ) 538 00:34:58,198 --> 00:34:59,366 ( sighs ) 539 00:35:00,802 --> 00:35:02,070 Hey. 540 00:35:02,169 --> 00:35:04,171 ( coughs ) 541 00:35:04,271 --> 00:35:06,774 - How long have you been here? - Um... 542 00:35:06,874 --> 00:35:08,308 Longer than me, it would seem. 543 00:35:08,408 --> 00:35:11,111 Measuring time in those terms creates-- 544 00:35:11,211 --> 00:35:12,747 Neither of you has tried to escape? 545 00:35:12,847 --> 00:35:16,216 Physically? Like, in a point A to point B, 546 00:35:16,316 --> 00:35:19,152 point A being here, point B being not here 547 00:35:19,252 --> 00:35:20,755 - kind of effort? - Yeah. 548 00:35:20,855 --> 00:35:23,625 - You're missing the point. - I think we've each 549 00:35:23,725 --> 00:35:25,994 in our own way have done some things. 550 00:35:26,094 --> 00:35:27,028 What have you done? 551 00:35:27,127 --> 00:35:29,196 ( ding ) 552 00:35:29,296 --> 00:35:31,599 I-- I hit the machine with a bottle. 553 00:35:31,699 --> 00:35:33,901 - They didn't seem to like that. - See? 554 00:35:34,002 --> 00:35:36,971 How they punish us tells us what they're scared of, 555 00:35:37,071 --> 00:35:38,472 which tells us how to hurt them. 556 00:35:38,573 --> 00:35:39,974 If we find a way to hurt them, 557 00:35:40,074 --> 00:35:41,441 we can destroy the system and they-- 558 00:35:41,542 --> 00:35:45,412 Ooh, man, someone has a strong sense of drama. 559 00:35:45,513 --> 00:35:48,116 And someone else has a hard time keeping to the point. 560 00:35:48,215 --> 00:35:51,284 My point, which you so condescendingly, 561 00:35:51,385 --> 00:35:53,988 offensively, stupidly missed is that they-- 562 00:35:54,088 --> 00:36:00,193 they, right now in theory and in practice, are us, okay? 563 00:36:01,495 --> 00:36:03,031 I wasn't being condescending. 564 00:36:03,131 --> 00:36:04,297 Yeah, well, you know, 565 00:36:04,398 --> 00:36:06,199 people like you get to go through life 566 00:36:06,299 --> 00:36:08,636 being offended by whatever the hell you want, right? 567 00:36:08,736 --> 00:36:10,437 Intention doesn't matter anymore. 568 00:36:10,538 --> 00:36:12,305 So just do me the fucking courtesy 569 00:36:12,406 --> 00:36:14,042 of respecting my fucking feelings 570 00:36:14,142 --> 00:36:16,376 about this particular fucking matter. 571 00:36:19,212 --> 00:36:22,315 I have no patience for that kind of thinking. 572 00:36:22,416 --> 00:36:24,519 - Yeah, he can be a lot. - ( coughing ) 573 00:36:24,619 --> 00:36:27,487 But, hey, maybe he's playing it smart. 574 00:36:27,588 --> 00:36:28,756 If he's a big enough asshole, 575 00:36:28,856 --> 00:36:30,858 nobody will pay any attention to him. 576 00:36:30,958 --> 00:36:33,193 Then he can escape. 577 00:36:33,293 --> 00:36:34,796 So you got punished? 578 00:36:34,896 --> 00:36:38,533 - ( ding ) - What? 579 00:36:38,633 --> 00:36:41,401 Oh, uh, yeah, yeah. I guess. 580 00:36:41,501 --> 00:36:42,670 I mean, there was a sound 581 00:36:42,770 --> 00:36:44,539 and they took points away or whatever. 582 00:36:44,639 --> 00:36:46,074 That suggests that there's some kind 583 00:36:46,174 --> 00:36:48,576 of security system in place, doesn't it? 584 00:36:48,676 --> 00:36:50,410 Um, sure. 585 00:36:51,344 --> 00:36:54,148 - Why? - Keep us in? 586 00:36:54,247 --> 00:36:56,751 - Think bigger. - To keep us out? 587 00:36:56,851 --> 00:36:59,087 - Of what? - ( ding ) 588 00:36:59,187 --> 00:37:00,722 Where does this all lead? 589 00:37:02,255 --> 00:37:05,258 Meat. They're feeding us to each other. 590 00:37:05,358 --> 00:37:08,228 Animals to the slaughter don't get treated this well. 591 00:37:08,328 --> 00:37:09,731 If they just wanted to lock us away, 592 00:37:09,831 --> 00:37:12,867 we'd be jammed together in some cut rate box. 593 00:37:12,967 --> 00:37:15,335 These places were built with comfort in mind. 594 00:37:15,435 --> 00:37:17,905 Well, I almost starved to death. 595 00:37:18,005 --> 00:37:20,108 Think of intent, not execution. 596 00:37:20,208 --> 00:37:21,542 Every system has its flaws. 597 00:37:21,642 --> 00:37:25,113 Overall, we're kept comfortable, distracted. 598 00:37:25,213 --> 00:37:26,180 I've been thinking. 599 00:37:26,279 --> 00:37:30,283 The key is why us? 600 00:37:30,383 --> 00:37:32,954 Who were we before all this? 601 00:37:33,054 --> 00:37:35,056 I mean, I was-- I was nothing. 602 00:37:35,156 --> 00:37:37,290 Certainly nobody that mattered. 603 00:37:37,390 --> 00:37:39,193 You mattered. 604 00:37:39,292 --> 00:37:42,130 Thank you, but not like now. 605 00:37:42,230 --> 00:37:43,296 Now? 606 00:37:45,066 --> 00:37:46,534 With this. 607 00:37:46,634 --> 00:37:48,669 You think this is better? 608 00:37:48,770 --> 00:37:50,270 I just think that there was nothing 609 00:37:50,370 --> 00:37:52,173 especially special about me out there. 610 00:37:52,272 --> 00:37:55,143 Certainly not enough for me to be singled out. 611 00:37:55,243 --> 00:37:57,111 I mean, I didn't have a job. I didn't act up. 612 00:37:57,211 --> 00:37:59,412 I didn't act out. I was single. 613 00:37:59,514 --> 00:38:03,117 - I was broke. - Everybody was broke. 614 00:38:03,217 --> 00:38:05,520 Yeah, and now everybody's here. 615 00:38:13,561 --> 00:38:16,329 - Good morning! - ( ding ) 616 00:38:16,429 --> 00:38:19,332 Why are you looking so very glum today, my friend? 617 00:38:19,432 --> 00:38:21,936 Well, to start with, you're here. 618 00:38:22,036 --> 00:38:23,303 ( dinging continues ) 619 00:38:23,403 --> 00:38:24,972 How many times do I have to tell you, 620 00:38:25,072 --> 00:38:27,975 I don't need any friends? 621 00:38:28,075 --> 00:38:30,477 - Hmm? - Now, that's silly. 622 00:38:30,578 --> 00:38:33,313 Everybody needs friends, right? 623 00:38:33,413 --> 00:38:35,950 Not me. 624 00:38:37,585 --> 00:38:39,821 It's so brilliant! A bit of fabric, 625 00:38:39,921 --> 00:38:41,189 a little imagination, 626 00:38:41,289 --> 00:38:43,323 you're leading them around by the nose. 627 00:38:43,423 --> 00:38:44,357 Low overhead, too. 628 00:38:44,457 --> 00:38:45,492 I don't know if he told you, 629 00:38:45,593 --> 00:38:47,995 but I write all his stuff. 630 00:38:48,095 --> 00:38:49,664 You don't write all my stuff. 631 00:38:49,764 --> 00:38:51,431 I never would have thought you had it in you. 632 00:38:51,532 --> 00:38:52,967 I mean that in a complimentary way, 633 00:38:53,067 --> 00:38:55,770 - not a condescending one. - We work together. 634 00:38:55,870 --> 00:38:57,972 Thanks. 635 00:38:58,072 --> 00:39:00,875 You really don't think there's kids in here, do you? 636 00:39:01,976 --> 00:39:04,377 Well, someone likes it. 637 00:39:11,953 --> 00:39:15,690 Make this lovely ladder pattern on your shirt. 638 00:39:15,790 --> 00:39:18,860 ( laughing ) 639 00:39:23,831 --> 00:39:26,868 In, out. 640 00:39:28,669 --> 00:39:32,405 In, out. 641 00:39:34,008 --> 00:39:38,546 In, out. 642 00:39:50,524 --> 00:39:53,561 - ( dinging ) - Was that you? 643 00:39:53,661 --> 00:39:56,030 Uh, I just noticed when we met 644 00:39:56,130 --> 00:39:58,232 you didn't have a curtain for your bathroom. 645 00:39:58,332 --> 00:40:00,234 And I thought, you know, as a woman, 646 00:40:00,334 --> 00:40:01,903 as a person, maybe you'd like one. 647 00:40:02,003 --> 00:40:04,805 So that was just me saying, you know, here you go. 648 00:40:04,906 --> 00:40:07,375 You don't have to do things for me. 649 00:40:07,474 --> 00:40:08,576 Okay. 650 00:40:08,676 --> 00:40:10,311 I don't want you to do things for me. 651 00:40:10,410 --> 00:40:12,079 Okay. 652 00:40:12,179 --> 00:40:13,547 And can you not this late? 653 00:40:13,648 --> 00:40:16,217 These streams of idiots, it bleeds through. 654 00:40:16,317 --> 00:40:20,788 Idiots? Remember, "they are us now." 655 00:40:20,888 --> 00:40:22,056 So... 656 00:40:23,691 --> 00:40:26,627 All right, sure. Uh, yeah. Good rule. 657 00:40:29,230 --> 00:40:30,430 What? 658 00:40:30,531 --> 00:40:32,700 Just the way you shot up ready for action. 659 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:34,769 I'm just happy all of this is between us 660 00:40:34,869 --> 00:40:39,874 because that look in your eyes was deadly. 661 00:40:44,045 --> 00:40:45,478 Go to sleep. 662 00:40:51,319 --> 00:40:52,553 Hi, hello, and good morning! 663 00:40:52,653 --> 00:40:54,454 Today we're gonna tackle fine art. 664 00:40:54,555 --> 00:40:56,590 We're gonna start with figure drawing. 665 00:40:56,691 --> 00:40:59,527 Now, given that I'm a bit short handed here, 666 00:40:59,627 --> 00:41:03,631 I'll be both your teacher and your model. 667 00:41:03,731 --> 00:41:07,134 So just bear with me for a second. 668 00:41:07,234 --> 00:41:08,703 Now to start off, 669 00:41:08,803 --> 00:41:11,272 I want you to capture the lines of my body, 670 00:41:11,372 --> 00:41:16,944 how the light and shadows play off of my taut physique. 671 00:41:17,044 --> 00:41:18,813 You're gonna start with your head. 672 00:41:18,913 --> 00:41:20,948 Get the chest, get the torso, 673 00:41:21,048 --> 00:41:24,484 and there we go down to the fig leaf. 674 00:41:24,585 --> 00:41:25,720 Fig leaf. You know what's up under there. 675 00:41:25,820 --> 00:41:27,288 You don't know, but you're wondering. 676 00:41:27,388 --> 00:41:30,591 And when you wonder, use your imagination in a big way. 677 00:41:30,691 --> 00:41:32,293 So, bam, we go down from there... 678 00:41:32,393 --> 00:41:34,362 Okay, but what's your point? 679 00:41:34,462 --> 00:41:37,631 My point is if as you say "they are us now," 680 00:41:37,732 --> 00:41:39,867 the only way out is if we're all in. 681 00:41:39,967 --> 00:41:42,803 - Oh, so you want a revolution? - A redirection. 682 00:41:42,903 --> 00:41:44,538 There are streams of energy in here 683 00:41:44,638 --> 00:41:46,640 flowing like water all around us. 684 00:41:46,741 --> 00:41:48,309 Most of them are just little tributaries. 685 00:41:48,409 --> 00:41:51,178 - But he's building up a damn river. - So, what? 686 00:41:51,278 --> 00:41:54,648 You want him to start preaching some gospel to the people? 687 00:41:54,749 --> 00:41:56,684 - No. - Turn him into some kind of messiah? 688 00:41:56,784 --> 00:41:58,386 Let's keep clear-eyed on this. 689 00:41:58,486 --> 00:42:00,654 When I met him, he farted for a living. 690 00:42:00,755 --> 00:42:02,289 She was right. You are a condescending asshole. 691 00:42:02,390 --> 00:42:05,559 - I never said that. - I called her condescending. 692 00:42:05,659 --> 00:42:06,994 I do think I called you an asshole. 693 00:42:07,094 --> 00:42:09,296 - To my face? - I don't remember. 694 00:42:09,397 --> 00:42:12,033 He likes to talk. He begged me to be part of what I do. 695 00:42:12,133 --> 00:42:14,869 Hey, without me you would be lying on the floor 696 00:42:14,969 --> 00:42:18,806 spine snapped in a pile of your own shit, nobody watching! 697 00:42:18,906 --> 00:42:20,708 And where would a parasite be without the host? 698 00:42:20,808 --> 00:42:23,377 Oh, what? She write that for you? 699 00:42:23,477 --> 00:42:25,046 Nobody even knows him. He doesn't matter. 700 00:42:25,146 --> 00:42:26,814 - What do you want to do? - We all matter. 701 00:42:26,914 --> 00:42:30,684 He's just trying to impress you by standing up to me. 702 00:42:30,785 --> 00:42:32,853 - ( coughing ) - Why don't you die already, 703 00:42:32,953 --> 00:42:34,588 you weak, wheezy piece of shit? 704 00:42:34,688 --> 00:42:36,390 - Hey. - ( laughs ) 705 00:42:36,490 --> 00:42:40,227 ( coughing ) 706 00:42:46,167 --> 00:42:52,073 ( coughing ) 707 00:43:13,727 --> 00:43:15,629 ( grunts ) 708 00:43:21,735 --> 00:43:24,605 ( coughing ) 709 00:43:24,705 --> 00:43:27,208 ( gagging ) 710 00:43:27,308 --> 00:43:30,945 ( retching ) 711 00:43:34,415 --> 00:43:37,818 - ( gasping ) - Are you okay? 712 00:43:40,087 --> 00:43:42,289 Is it a cramp? 713 00:43:42,389 --> 00:43:44,158 Are you having a stroke? 714 00:43:44,258 --> 00:43:45,560 Fuck off! 715 00:43:45,659 --> 00:43:49,130 Shit. Can you do something? 716 00:43:49,230 --> 00:43:51,232 - Do something! - What am I gonna do? 717 00:43:51,332 --> 00:43:55,136 ( wheezing ) 718 00:43:57,171 --> 00:44:00,542 Maybe we can send him some medicine, I don't know. 719 00:44:00,641 --> 00:44:02,309 - Can't-- can't move. - What? 720 00:44:04,579 --> 00:44:06,113 Can't move! 721 00:44:06,213 --> 00:44:09,049 Because you can't or because you're scared to? 722 00:44:11,218 --> 00:44:14,288 ( moaning ) 723 00:44:16,724 --> 00:44:18,325 ( ding ) 724 00:44:20,529 --> 00:44:22,329 Hi, hello, and good morning. 725 00:44:22,429 --> 00:44:24,698 Actually, this is really bad. 726 00:44:24,798 --> 00:44:28,836 Our friend, he helped me a lot early on, and he's hurt. 727 00:44:28,936 --> 00:44:31,705 He needs help. So if anyone can do anything, 728 00:44:31,805 --> 00:44:36,010 please, he's #006395873. 729 00:44:36,110 --> 00:44:38,345 And if I start to see help arriving... 730 00:44:42,082 --> 00:44:44,685 ( dinging ) 731 00:44:44,785 --> 00:44:49,156 Ta-da! Next time I'll do that backwards. 732 00:44:50,659 --> 00:44:53,861 - Are you okay? - No. 733 00:44:53,961 --> 00:44:56,830 - You find anything yet? - No, but I'm thinking 734 00:44:56,931 --> 00:44:59,366 there must be some kind of menu buried somewhere. 735 00:44:59,466 --> 00:45:01,969 Don't you think we would have found it already if there was? 736 00:45:11,646 --> 00:45:13,347 I think I've got something. 737 00:45:14,848 --> 00:45:16,551 So we found an area on the thing 738 00:45:16,651 --> 00:45:18,485 that for some reason only she can see. 739 00:45:18,587 --> 00:45:20,821 - Only she can-- - ( ding ) 740 00:45:20,921 --> 00:45:23,057 We think it's something that can help you, okay? 741 00:45:23,157 --> 00:45:24,758 Mm-hmm. 742 00:45:24,858 --> 00:45:26,193 So we going to try it, okay? 743 00:45:26,293 --> 00:45:27,428 ( groans ) 744 00:45:30,231 --> 00:45:32,132 Okay, here we go. 745 00:45:39,541 --> 00:45:42,243 ( whimpering ) 746 00:45:42,343 --> 00:45:44,078 ( gasping ) 747 00:45:44,178 --> 00:45:46,080 - Turn it off. - ( screams ) 748 00:45:46,180 --> 00:45:48,916 - Turn it off! - ( screaming ) 749 00:45:49,016 --> 00:45:52,119 - Turn it off! Fuck! - I can't! 750 00:45:52,219 --> 00:45:55,923 ( screaming ) 751 00:46:40,501 --> 00:46:41,835 ( ding ) 752 00:46:55,382 --> 00:46:57,318 ( dinging ) 753 00:47:10,931 --> 00:47:13,033 ( mutters ) 754 00:47:35,155 --> 00:47:36,323 Hey. 755 00:47:38,926 --> 00:47:40,795 We tried to do a good thing. 756 00:47:40,894 --> 00:47:42,697 Look, what happened, that-- 757 00:47:42,797 --> 00:47:45,065 that was out of our control. 758 00:47:45,165 --> 00:47:47,535 Look, this isn't your fault. 759 00:48:07,287 --> 00:48:09,758 Hey. Hey, you. What's the matter? 760 00:48:09,858 --> 00:48:11,225 My friend got hurt. 761 00:48:11,325 --> 00:48:12,527 Oh? 762 00:48:12,627 --> 00:48:14,395 Really, really badly. 763 00:48:14,495 --> 00:48:15,630 That's sad. 764 00:48:15,730 --> 00:48:17,398 I don't like when friends get hurt. 765 00:48:17,498 --> 00:48:20,635 I get scared, and I scrunch up really small, 766 00:48:20,735 --> 00:48:23,103 as small as I can, and hide. 767 00:48:23,203 --> 00:48:24,572 Hide? You can't hide. 768 00:48:24,672 --> 00:48:26,574 Monsters like it when you hide 769 00:48:26,674 --> 00:48:28,810 because you become bite-size! 770 00:48:28,909 --> 00:48:31,044 You gotta to puff yourself up 771 00:48:31,145 --> 00:48:35,082 and make yourself as strong as possible. 772 00:48:35,182 --> 00:48:36,618 I'm gonna get drunk now. 773 00:48:39,888 --> 00:48:41,255 And you are, too. 774 00:48:44,224 --> 00:48:45,259 Okay. 775 00:48:46,895 --> 00:48:48,596 Getting drunk, guys. 776 00:48:48,696 --> 00:48:49,631 Yeah! 777 00:48:49,731 --> 00:48:51,165 Yay! 778 00:48:51,265 --> 00:48:52,901 Shut up. 779 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,502 ( both laughing ) 780 00:48:55,603 --> 00:48:56,604 We should dance. 781 00:48:56,704 --> 00:48:57,938 Nah, I think I'm good. 782 00:48:58,038 --> 00:48:59,973 Come on. Stand up. 783 00:49:00,073 --> 00:49:01,576 This is stupid. 784 00:49:01,676 --> 00:49:04,111 Since when did you care about looking stupid? 785 00:49:04,211 --> 00:49:06,280 - Ha. - Close your eyes. 786 00:49:09,918 --> 00:49:13,521 Okay, imagine a song. 787 00:49:13,621 --> 00:49:15,623 Any song. 788 00:49:15,723 --> 00:49:17,625 And just dance to it? 789 00:49:17,725 --> 00:49:20,027 Yeah. Just feel the music. 790 00:49:20,127 --> 00:49:22,296 ♪ Chh, chh, chh, chh, chh, chh ♪ 791 00:49:22,396 --> 00:49:24,732 ♪ Chh, chh, chh, chh, chh, chh, chh ♪ 792 00:49:27,201 --> 00:49:29,002 What's the last thing you remember? 793 00:49:29,102 --> 00:49:35,008 Um, my friend just had a baby, 794 00:49:35,108 --> 00:49:36,443 and there was a song my mother 795 00:49:36,544 --> 00:49:39,012 used to sing to me when I was little. 796 00:49:39,112 --> 00:49:43,016 Um, I was playing the record, 797 00:49:43,116 --> 00:49:44,686 trying to learn it on guitar, 798 00:49:44,786 --> 00:49:47,655 so I could sing to the baby. 799 00:49:47,755 --> 00:49:50,190 And I was looking at the cover, 800 00:49:50,290 --> 00:49:52,493 at the singer's face... 801 00:49:55,897 --> 00:49:58,332 But her face is now a dark hole 802 00:49:58,432 --> 00:50:00,300 cut out in the center of my vision. 803 00:50:03,070 --> 00:50:05,840 Gone. 804 00:50:05,940 --> 00:50:07,809 From there the darkness grows. 805 00:50:07,909 --> 00:50:10,043 ( ding ) 806 00:50:10,143 --> 00:50:12,412 What about you? 807 00:50:12,514 --> 00:50:17,519 Um, so I was watching my brother's dogs. 808 00:50:17,619 --> 00:50:19,286 He was in a hospital. 809 00:50:19,386 --> 00:50:23,323 And I was just being a lazy fuck, to be real. 810 00:50:23,423 --> 00:50:27,060 And I remember the dog, he needed to pee, 811 00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:29,162 but I just started petting him. 812 00:50:29,263 --> 00:50:32,165 I guess I thought the more I pet him, you know, 813 00:50:32,266 --> 00:50:34,368 maybe I could convince him that he didn't need to pee. 814 00:50:34,468 --> 00:50:37,304 Um, that didn't quite work. 815 00:50:37,404 --> 00:50:40,642 So I finally get up, I was standing in the doorway, 816 00:50:40,742 --> 00:50:44,879 the door's open, and-- 817 00:50:44,979 --> 00:50:48,282 I can still smell the night air. 818 00:50:48,382 --> 00:50:50,183 Like, I remember the feeling of it. 819 00:50:50,284 --> 00:50:51,886 You remember that feeling? 820 00:50:51,986 --> 00:50:55,122 Yeah, I remember. 821 00:50:55,222 --> 00:50:59,259 So I'm standing in the doorway, looking down at the dog. 822 00:51:00,562 --> 00:51:04,264 And his face is looking back up at me, 823 00:51:04,364 --> 00:51:07,602 but he has that same hole punch right through. 824 00:51:07,702 --> 00:51:09,704 And then nothing? 825 00:51:12,172 --> 00:51:14,241 Then this. 826 00:51:14,341 --> 00:51:16,243 Imaginary dance party. 827 00:51:16,343 --> 00:51:19,581 ♪ Tss, tss, tss, tss, tss, tss ♪ 828 00:51:22,884 --> 00:51:24,953 Can you cha-cha? 829 00:51:25,053 --> 00:51:27,220 Of course I can. 830 00:51:27,321 --> 00:51:29,624 Whoo! Okay, spin move. I got another one. 831 00:51:29,724 --> 00:51:31,993 ( beat-boxing ) 832 00:51:32,092 --> 00:51:33,427 Whoo! 833 00:51:33,528 --> 00:51:35,095 Go, baby. 834 00:51:38,398 --> 00:51:40,133 Okay. 835 00:51:42,870 --> 00:51:44,739 Can you do that again? 836 00:51:44,839 --> 00:51:47,508 What, for real? 837 00:51:48,710 --> 00:51:49,611 Yeah. 838 00:51:54,048 --> 00:51:55,783 You, too. 839 00:52:08,663 --> 00:52:11,465 Can I-- I'm sorry. 840 00:52:11,566 --> 00:52:13,601 Keep going. 841 00:52:32,152 --> 00:52:33,353 Do you still feel him? 842 00:52:35,723 --> 00:52:38,258 It's like he's not gone yet for me. 843 00:52:40,762 --> 00:52:42,462 I keep hearing him. 844 00:52:42,563 --> 00:52:45,700 I even talk to him sometimes. 845 00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:47,434 He still won't shut up. 846 00:52:47,535 --> 00:52:52,140 But his voice, it just keeps getting smaller, bit by bit. 847 00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:56,010 I feel like I need to fight that. 848 00:52:56,110 --> 00:52:57,210 But at the same time, it's like 849 00:52:57,310 --> 00:52:59,379 what I'm trying to hold on to, 850 00:52:59,479 --> 00:53:03,316 what I knew, what I saw, what I heard, 851 00:53:03,417 --> 00:53:06,087 it's not really him. 852 00:53:06,186 --> 00:53:08,156 It's just vibrations and light. 853 00:53:08,255 --> 00:53:11,693 Yeah, but his pain though, that was real. 854 00:53:11,793 --> 00:53:13,360 We tried to help. 855 00:53:13,460 --> 00:53:15,063 If everyone knew what they allowed to happen, 856 00:53:15,163 --> 00:53:17,197 they'll be angry. 857 00:53:17,297 --> 00:53:18,966 I mean, how come you could do that but I couldn't? 858 00:53:20,168 --> 00:53:21,501 I don't know. 859 00:53:21,602 --> 00:53:24,739 I think if humans made this, 860 00:53:24,839 --> 00:53:26,541 humans are fuck-ups. 861 00:53:26,641 --> 00:53:29,376 What if that was just a fuck-up? 862 00:53:29,476 --> 00:53:31,112 Maybe that's our way out. 863 00:53:31,211 --> 00:53:32,345 If you could do what you did, 864 00:53:32,446 --> 00:53:33,748 what if there's other people in here 865 00:53:33,848 --> 00:53:35,650 that can do things that neither of us can do? 866 00:53:35,750 --> 00:53:37,051 But how could we connect to them? 867 00:53:37,151 --> 00:53:38,351 We could everyone who watches me 868 00:53:38,452 --> 00:53:39,386 and we get them to focus, 869 00:53:39,486 --> 00:53:40,722 we get them to look for flaws, 870 00:53:40,822 --> 00:53:42,724 glitches, small weak spots in the system. 871 00:53:42,824 --> 00:53:44,926 We get everyone thinking, working together, 872 00:53:45,026 --> 00:53:46,961 - we get everyone-- - All in. 873 00:53:48,361 --> 00:53:50,732 - All in. - ( ding ) 874 00:53:58,806 --> 00:54:02,510 ( dinging ) 875 00:54:13,955 --> 00:54:15,957 Hi. Hello. 876 00:54:16,057 --> 00:54:18,960 This isn't a very good morning. 877 00:54:19,060 --> 00:54:20,762 ( ding ) 878 00:54:20,862 --> 00:54:22,029 Our friend is dead. 879 00:54:22,130 --> 00:54:24,766 ( dinging ) 880 00:54:24,866 --> 00:54:26,734 Oh. No, no, no. Stop. 881 00:54:26,834 --> 00:54:29,302 Stop. This is not a joke. It's real. 882 00:54:34,208 --> 00:54:35,777 My friend, he... 883 00:54:38,179 --> 00:54:40,413 We used to sing together. 884 00:54:40,515 --> 00:54:42,683 ♪ You ain't ever ♪ 885 00:54:42,784 --> 00:54:46,053 - ♪ Gonna love again ♪ - ( ding ) 886 00:54:46,154 --> 00:54:48,288 Y'all remember that one? 887 00:54:48,388 --> 00:54:51,058 You couldn't escape it 888 00:54:51,159 --> 00:54:54,128 in the time before this, 889 00:54:54,228 --> 00:54:55,196 in the world beyond this one. 890 00:54:55,295 --> 00:54:58,966 ( dinging ) 891 00:54:59,066 --> 00:55:01,135 Please, please. 892 00:55:01,235 --> 00:55:03,370 Please, can y'all just stop? 893 00:55:03,470 --> 00:55:05,807 That's not what I'm going for today. 894 00:55:07,175 --> 00:55:09,143 Anymore. 895 00:55:09,243 --> 00:55:12,113 Look, you all, you've been so good to me. 896 00:55:12,213 --> 00:55:13,313 You've given me so much. 897 00:55:13,413 --> 00:55:15,983 You've shown me so much love, but... 898 00:55:20,588 --> 00:55:23,958 Hi, hello, and good morning. 899 00:55:24,058 --> 00:55:25,358 I'm not real. 900 00:55:25,458 --> 00:55:27,094 Just vibrations and light, 901 00:55:27,195 --> 00:55:29,496 a trick your mind is playing on you. 902 00:55:29,597 --> 00:55:32,465 But you, you're real. 903 00:55:32,567 --> 00:55:36,204 And you should be able to show that love 904 00:55:36,304 --> 00:55:39,339 to a real person. 905 00:55:39,439 --> 00:55:42,677 In a real way, not-- not through this. 906 00:55:44,779 --> 00:55:46,681 You deserve the real world. 907 00:55:47,915 --> 00:55:50,184 I think I know a way we can get to it, 908 00:55:50,284 --> 00:55:52,687 but I can't do it without you. 909 00:55:52,787 --> 00:55:56,524 This system is flawed. Have you noticed? 910 00:55:56,624 --> 00:56:00,695 Little glitches here, strange quirks here and there. 911 00:56:00,795 --> 00:56:04,198 Maybe things only you can see, only you can do. 912 00:56:04,298 --> 00:56:06,868 Maybe you got curious to what it was. 913 00:56:06,968 --> 00:56:08,236 "Ding, ding, ding!" 914 00:56:08,336 --> 00:56:10,004 You got distracted. 915 00:56:10,104 --> 00:56:12,840 What if we decided to no longer get distracted, 916 00:56:12,940 --> 00:56:16,244 but instead we used it as a tool, 917 00:56:16,344 --> 00:56:18,279 a tool to break this whole system down. 918 00:56:18,378 --> 00:56:21,716 We found every place where they messed up, 919 00:56:21,816 --> 00:56:26,554 how we could use that together. 920 00:56:26,654 --> 00:56:30,457 Look, if you all start sharing everything you find, 921 00:56:30,558 --> 00:56:32,860 I'll be watching, everyone will be watching. 922 00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:35,529 And tomorrow I'll come back and I'll share... 923 00:56:37,965 --> 00:56:40,534 Tomorrow I'll be back to share everything I've learned. 924 00:56:40,635 --> 00:56:42,236 The only way out is if we're all in. 925 00:56:42,336 --> 00:56:43,771 Thank you. 926 00:56:54,348 --> 00:56:55,917 Hello. 927 00:56:57,450 --> 00:56:58,418 Hi. 928 00:56:58,519 --> 00:57:00,321 You two know each other? 929 00:57:00,420 --> 00:57:03,423 Um, nah, not-- 930 00:57:03,524 --> 00:57:06,093 I mean, just by reputation. 931 00:57:06,193 --> 00:57:07,929 I mean, she's like me. 932 00:57:08,029 --> 00:57:10,430 She's kind of popular. 933 00:57:10,531 --> 00:57:14,735 I liked your speech, what I heard of it. 934 00:57:14,835 --> 00:57:16,537 Thank you. 935 00:57:16,637 --> 00:57:19,439 It sounded a lot like what I talk about, 936 00:57:19,540 --> 00:57:21,609 bringing those who support and nurture your journey 937 00:57:21,709 --> 00:57:23,476 into your glow circle. 938 00:57:23,577 --> 00:57:26,681 You have a glow circle? I didn't know that. 939 00:57:26,781 --> 00:57:31,852 Well, that's kinda my thing, but it's similar. 940 00:57:31,953 --> 00:57:34,288 What're some of your other things? 941 00:57:34,388 --> 00:57:36,958 Well, it all derives from the same core. 942 00:57:37,058 --> 00:57:39,961 I like to think of it like we're all windows. 943 00:57:40,061 --> 00:57:41,963 If you had two windows and one window looked out 944 00:57:42,063 --> 00:57:45,132 onto a garden with flowers and sunlight, 945 00:57:45,232 --> 00:57:46,968 sparkling color and life, 946 00:57:47,068 --> 00:57:52,606 and one looked out onto a dull, dead place, 947 00:57:52,707 --> 00:57:54,408 which window would you want to look through? 948 00:57:54,508 --> 00:57:57,845 The one that wasn't a metaphor. 949 00:57:57,945 --> 00:58:00,348 Well, I like to reveal the sunshine. 950 00:58:00,448 --> 00:58:03,050 Of course. 951 00:58:03,150 --> 00:58:04,418 ( sighs ) 952 00:58:04,518 --> 00:58:06,287 Well, you caught me right before bed. 953 00:58:06,387 --> 00:58:08,656 I should tend to myself. 954 00:58:08,756 --> 00:58:11,058 It was so nice to meet you both. 955 00:58:11,158 --> 00:58:15,896 - Yeah, you too. - Yeah, go tend yourself. 956 00:58:21,469 --> 00:58:24,705 She sleeps during the day? 957 00:58:24,805 --> 00:58:28,542 I mean, day is pretty subjective, isn't it? 958 00:58:30,644 --> 00:58:32,113 Like a vampire. 959 00:58:32,213 --> 00:58:34,949 Come on. 960 00:58:36,717 --> 00:58:39,653 Did I fuck that up? The speech? 961 00:58:39,754 --> 00:58:41,389 It felt kind of good mostly, but then-- 962 00:58:41,489 --> 00:58:43,824 You were doing great. 963 00:58:43,924 --> 00:58:47,528 - Let's see if it worked. - Okay. 964 00:58:47,628 --> 00:58:50,364 Woman: I'm just taking that one loop, 965 00:58:50,464 --> 00:58:52,867 and then go over the needle-- 966 00:58:52,967 --> 00:58:54,902 Finally someone's talking some sense. 967 00:58:55,002 --> 00:58:56,637 No more bullshit! 968 00:58:56,737 --> 00:58:58,472 The only way out is if we're all in. 969 00:58:58,572 --> 00:59:01,142 I'm gonna tear all this shit up. 970 00:59:01,242 --> 00:59:04,178 That's what I'm saying. 971 00:59:04,278 --> 00:59:07,214 Okay, so if you're all looking for glitches now or whatever... 972 00:59:07,314 --> 00:59:09,717 Hurry up. Go to 071131480. 973 00:59:09,817 --> 00:59:12,753 Can anyone else do this? 974 00:59:17,391 --> 00:59:19,293 Oh, my God. 975 00:59:21,295 --> 00:59:22,963 This is amazing. 976 00:59:24,498 --> 00:59:27,668 We're moving. We're moving. 977 00:59:54,695 --> 00:59:57,431 Hey, you're still here. 978 00:59:57,532 --> 01:00:00,301 Yeah, I thought I'd stick around. 979 01:00:00,401 --> 01:00:02,703 Good choice. 980 01:00:03,938 --> 01:00:07,374 So how long have you two been connected? 981 01:00:07,475 --> 01:00:10,945 Oh, um, not too long. 982 01:00:11,045 --> 01:00:12,780 An eventful not too long, but-- 983 01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:15,082 You know, it's funny. 984 01:00:15,182 --> 01:00:18,085 When we first met I think she thought 985 01:00:18,185 --> 01:00:19,820 I was like a murderer or something. 986 01:00:21,689 --> 01:00:24,458 Even now sometimes she look at me like, "Aah!" 987 01:00:24,559 --> 01:00:26,093 You know? 988 01:00:26,193 --> 01:00:28,762 I don't think I could live like that. 989 01:00:28,863 --> 01:00:31,600 - Like what? - So angry. 990 01:00:31,699 --> 01:00:34,101 I think she was just scared. 991 01:00:34,201 --> 01:00:39,640 Anytime I get that kind of toxic energy around me... 992 01:00:39,740 --> 01:00:41,576 Yeah, well, I think if you talk to her, 993 01:00:41,675 --> 01:00:43,612 she's just been through some stuff. 994 01:00:43,711 --> 01:00:46,680 So? We've all been through stuff. 995 01:00:47,882 --> 01:00:50,117 It's how you go through it, right? 996 01:00:50,217 --> 01:00:53,487 I guess so. 997 01:00:53,588 --> 01:00:56,056 Do you know why everyone loves you? 998 01:00:56,157 --> 01:00:57,858 Glow on. 999 01:00:59,059 --> 01:01:01,428 Because you make people smile. 1000 01:01:03,063 --> 01:01:04,331 Is that all? 1001 01:01:04,431 --> 01:01:07,134 Hey, that's a pretty big deal. 1002 01:01:07,234 --> 01:01:08,969 Smile. Go on. Do it. 1003 01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:13,908 I mean, you can feel it, can't you? 1004 01:01:14,008 --> 01:01:18,078 Little sparkles spreading all through you? 1005 01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:21,849 Yeah, maybe. 1006 01:01:21,949 --> 01:01:24,485 That's what you bring. 1007 01:01:24,586 --> 01:01:26,020 There's unhappiness everywhere, 1008 01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:29,524 but there can be happiness anywhere, too. 1009 01:01:29,624 --> 01:01:31,392 It's a choice. 1010 01:01:32,627 --> 01:01:34,361 Yeah, that's true. 1011 01:01:34,461 --> 01:01:37,998 You know, I thought about it, what I bring. 1012 01:01:38,098 --> 01:01:40,201 Ta-da! 1013 01:01:42,770 --> 01:01:44,004 I'm a fan. 1014 01:01:45,739 --> 01:01:48,209 Though sometimes you do scare me. 1015 01:01:48,309 --> 01:01:50,144 Scare you? 1016 01:01:50,244 --> 01:01:52,846 I'm always afraid you're actually gonna hurt yourself. 1017 01:01:52,947 --> 01:01:56,750 Nah. I mean, I hurt myself a few times a little, 1018 01:01:56,850 --> 01:02:00,354 but you helped me actually. 1019 01:02:00,454 --> 01:02:02,122 I did? 1020 01:02:02,223 --> 01:02:06,493 Yeah, you helped me with what you do. 1021 01:02:08,495 --> 01:02:10,431 Would you breathe with me? 1022 01:02:10,532 --> 01:02:12,433 Sure. 1023 01:02:14,468 --> 01:02:16,103 Breathe in. 1024 01:02:18,339 --> 01:02:19,507 And out. 1025 01:02:22,711 --> 01:02:23,844 Breathe in. 1026 01:02:26,347 --> 01:02:28,048 And out. 1027 01:03:05,620 --> 01:03:07,121 This isn't new, right? 1028 01:03:07,221 --> 01:03:08,657 Someone gets a little bit of attention 1029 01:03:08,757 --> 01:03:10,291 and they get confused. 1030 01:03:10,391 --> 01:03:11,892 And all of a sudden they think that, what, 1031 01:03:11,992 --> 01:03:13,260 we care about what they're feeling? 1032 01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:14,962 When all we really want from you-- 1033 01:03:15,062 --> 01:03:16,731 - ( woman exhales ) - Hey. 1034 01:03:16,830 --> 01:03:17,798 Woman: You think you can do this? 1035 01:03:17,898 --> 01:03:19,768 How's it looking? 1036 01:03:19,867 --> 01:03:22,637 Good. More and more people are in. 1037 01:03:22,737 --> 01:03:24,639 I've seen a lot more sprinklers. 1038 01:03:24,739 --> 01:03:26,140 Some people seem to have some control 1039 01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:28,042 over their ventilation systems. 1040 01:03:28,142 --> 01:03:28,842 Oh, wow. 1041 01:03:28,942 --> 01:03:31,312 This is the most promising one. 1042 01:03:31,412 --> 01:03:35,684 Switch to 015675872. 1043 01:03:35,784 --> 01:03:37,418 Got it. 1044 01:03:40,087 --> 01:03:42,956 ( buzzes, rumbling ) 1045 01:03:43,057 --> 01:03:46,226 ( buzzes, rumbling ) 1046 01:03:46,327 --> 01:03:48,495 - Did she just move your wall? - Yeah. 1047 01:03:50,765 --> 01:03:52,933 - That's incredible. - Right? 1048 01:03:53,033 --> 01:03:55,302 I think there are different rooms, 1049 01:03:55,402 --> 01:03:57,706 each one with different bugs and glitches. 1050 01:03:57,806 --> 01:03:59,873 Maybe they're thousands of miles apart, 1051 01:03:59,973 --> 01:04:02,142 maybe right next to each other. 1052 01:04:02,242 --> 01:04:05,179 But with this as a start we can orient ourselves 1053 01:04:05,279 --> 01:04:08,182 and build a map of how we're all connected. 1054 01:04:08,282 --> 01:04:09,684 And then can tear it all apart. 1055 01:04:09,784 --> 01:04:12,152 Some people are starting to push back, 1056 01:04:12,252 --> 01:04:13,688 saying that we might kill everyone 1057 01:04:13,788 --> 01:04:16,691 by causing this all to collapse, 1058 01:04:16,791 --> 01:04:20,327 but what they're really doing is validating our movement. 1059 01:04:20,427 --> 01:04:22,797 Our movement? 1060 01:04:22,896 --> 01:04:26,601 Sorry. Our glow circle. 1061 01:04:26,701 --> 01:04:30,572 You know, some people here, 1062 01:04:30,672 --> 01:04:32,473 they're happy just living. 1063 01:04:34,141 --> 01:04:35,777 Look, I'm in, you know that. 1064 01:04:35,876 --> 01:04:37,378 But if I'm being totally honest, 1065 01:04:37,478 --> 01:04:40,582 I can't say that everything is all bad all the time. 1066 01:04:42,449 --> 01:04:45,986 Look, I'm angry at what happened. 1067 01:04:46,086 --> 01:04:51,358 I am. But we can't just keep feeding people anger. 1068 01:04:54,495 --> 01:04:57,398 They need-- I don't know. 1069 01:04:57,498 --> 01:04:58,767 We gotta find a balance. 1070 01:04:58,867 --> 01:05:03,538 I don't know what it is. 1071 01:05:03,638 --> 01:05:05,840 What are you doing? 1072 01:05:05,939 --> 01:05:07,274 Removing distraction. 1073 01:05:07,374 --> 01:05:10,944 - Distractions for who? - Myself. 1074 01:05:12,479 --> 01:05:15,015 You think they haven't noticed what we're trying to do here? 1075 01:05:15,115 --> 01:05:18,185 They? Her? Come on, you gotta-- 1076 01:05:18,285 --> 01:05:20,254 How did you think they would try to stop you? 1077 01:05:20,354 --> 01:05:22,322 Huh? 1078 01:05:22,423 --> 01:05:26,293 Rush in with clubs to beat you? Torture you? 1079 01:05:28,128 --> 01:05:31,699 Distraction is more powerful than suppression. 1080 01:06:07,569 --> 01:06:11,271 ( babbling ) 1081 01:06:52,246 --> 01:06:57,217 Breathe in and out. 1082 01:06:59,186 --> 01:07:04,224 Breathe in and out. 1083 01:07:05,527 --> 01:07:09,029 Remember, it's okay to be here, 1084 01:07:09,129 --> 01:07:13,902 right now, exactly where you are. 1085 01:07:14,002 --> 01:07:18,806 And it's okay to be happy, 1086 01:07:18,907 --> 01:07:23,143 right here right now. 1087 01:07:23,243 --> 01:07:25,045 Remember, happiness is a choice. 1088 01:07:25,145 --> 01:07:27,047 Sleep should be respected. 1089 01:07:27,147 --> 01:07:28,516 No matter what anyone else tells you, 1090 01:07:28,616 --> 01:07:32,020 it's okay to make the choice to prioritize yourself. 1091 01:07:32,119 --> 01:07:34,722 We respect sleep by maintaining a set schedule 1092 01:07:34,822 --> 01:07:37,592 dictated by agreed upon rules. 1093 01:07:37,692 --> 01:07:42,329 In fact, it takes courage 1094 01:07:42,429 --> 01:07:44,599 when so many are asking you to give, 1095 01:07:44,699 --> 01:07:45,867 give, give of yourself, 1096 01:07:45,967 --> 01:07:49,571 and instead you honor yourself. 1097 01:07:49,671 --> 01:07:52,607 ( dinging ) 1098 01:07:52,707 --> 01:07:54,274 Glow on. 1099 01:07:57,477 --> 01:08:00,582 - Rules? - Because we understand we're part of a community. 1100 01:08:00,682 --> 01:08:04,217 A community you tried to dominate, control, and bully. 1101 01:08:04,318 --> 01:08:06,286 We did not bully or dominate anyone. 1102 01:08:06,386 --> 01:08:09,757 We? No, I was talking about you. 1103 01:08:09,857 --> 01:08:12,426 You push him around, treat him like one of your puppets. 1104 01:08:12,527 --> 01:08:15,462 - Ha! Are you a puppet? - He's terrified of you. 1105 01:08:15,563 --> 01:08:18,365 That's the only reason he goes along with you. 1106 01:08:18,465 --> 01:08:20,267 Trying to disrupt people's lives? 1107 01:08:20,367 --> 01:08:21,769 Telling them to tear apart everything 1108 01:08:21,869 --> 01:08:24,371 they worked so hard to build? 1109 01:08:24,471 --> 01:08:27,140 You're either the most brilliant asshole 1110 01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:29,443 or a complete fucking idiot. 1111 01:08:29,544 --> 01:08:31,144 Hey, come on. 1112 01:08:42,023 --> 01:08:44,759 Look, I'm not scared of you. 1113 01:08:44,859 --> 01:08:46,527 But if what we're trying to do doesn't work, 1114 01:08:46,628 --> 01:08:50,297 and they all start to turn away, 1115 01:08:50,397 --> 01:08:53,266 who do I have left? 1116 01:08:53,367 --> 01:08:56,704 The ones who are left who love you the most. 1117 01:08:58,773 --> 01:09:00,140 Good morning, everyone. 1118 01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:02,476 I have some excited developments to share with you. 1119 01:09:02,577 --> 01:09:04,646 Some of you guys have made some amazing discoveries. 1120 01:09:04,746 --> 01:09:07,147 But before we begin, I wanna get a good sense 1121 01:09:07,247 --> 01:09:09,951 of how many of you out there are in right now. 1122 01:09:10,051 --> 01:09:13,655 So when I say go, I want each of you to reward me just once. 1123 01:09:13,755 --> 01:09:17,457 No more. Go. 1124 01:09:17,558 --> 01:09:19,661 - ( ding ) - All right, that's one-- 1125 01:09:19,761 --> 01:09:23,698 ( dinging rapidly ) 1126 01:09:29,403 --> 01:09:31,506 This is-- this is amazing. 1127 01:09:31,606 --> 01:09:34,374 Do you realize how powerful we are? 1128 01:09:34,474 --> 01:09:36,678 Together, there's nothing that we can't do. 1129 01:09:36,778 --> 01:09:38,478 So this is what you've been after? 1130 01:09:38,579 --> 01:09:40,247 Just to steal from everyone? 1131 01:09:40,347 --> 01:09:43,518 No. Everything-- everyone, all of this you've given me, 1132 01:09:43,618 --> 01:09:45,520 - I will give it back. - How? 1133 01:09:45,620 --> 01:09:47,955 Or at least away. I'll give it all away. 1134 01:09:48,056 --> 01:09:49,757 No, this is not you. This is toxic. 1135 01:09:49,857 --> 01:09:52,259 You need to stop this right now. Tell them to stop. 1136 01:09:52,359 --> 01:09:55,462 We cannot stop. They are among us. 1137 01:09:55,563 --> 01:09:57,765 This woman is an agent of our captors. 1138 01:09:57,865 --> 01:10:00,868 She's working to undo everything we hope to accomplish. 1139 01:10:00,968 --> 01:10:03,403 What are you talking about? You're being manipulated. 1140 01:10:03,503 --> 01:10:06,808 You have them scared. Let them fear you. 1141 01:10:06,908 --> 01:10:08,576 Keep going! Do not stop. 1142 01:10:08,676 --> 01:10:10,912 - I'm trying to protect you. - Come on, let's just-- 1143 01:10:11,012 --> 01:10:13,313 038491828. 1144 01:10:13,413 --> 01:10:16,884 - Silence #038491828. - No, come on, come on. 1145 01:10:16,984 --> 01:10:19,187 Hey, don't do that. Nobody do anything, please. 1146 01:10:19,286 --> 01:10:21,254 - Silence her! - If you know me, 1147 01:10:21,354 --> 01:10:22,623 you know I never like to put anything negative 1148 01:10:22,724 --> 01:10:26,027 - out into this world. - But when-- oh, my-- 1149 01:10:26,127 --> 01:10:27,227 Hey, who is doing that? 1150 01:10:27,327 --> 01:10:28,796 Whoever's doing that, stop right now! 1151 01:10:28,896 --> 01:10:30,732 But when someone tries to blot out our sunshine, 1152 01:10:30,832 --> 01:10:33,366 we have to decide if we will let the darkness close in 1153 01:10:33,467 --> 01:10:35,235 or if we will burn brighter than ever. 1154 01:10:35,335 --> 01:10:39,406 Let 052605011 feel the warmth of our light. 1155 01:10:39,507 --> 01:10:42,076 This is going too far. Listen. 1156 01:10:42,176 --> 01:10:44,612 - No! No, stop right now! - ( screaming ) 1157 01:10:44,712 --> 01:10:46,514 Whoever's doing that, stop right fucking now. 1158 01:10:46,614 --> 01:10:49,249 - ( screaming ) - Don't-- fuck! 1159 01:10:49,349 --> 01:10:50,417 Everyone just stop what you're doing. 1160 01:10:50,518 --> 01:10:52,553 Please, just-- fuck! 1161 01:10:52,653 --> 01:10:55,590 - ( screaming ) - Everyone just stop what you're all doing! 1162 01:10:55,690 --> 01:10:57,158 Just stop fucking now! Stop! 1163 01:10:57,257 --> 01:11:00,828 ( screaming ) 1164 01:11:00,928 --> 01:11:01,996 No, no. 1165 01:11:04,198 --> 01:11:05,298 Just stop! 1166 01:11:20,413 --> 01:11:25,620 ( sobbing ) 1167 01:11:34,529 --> 01:11:37,799 ( birds chirping ) 1168 01:11:43,004 --> 01:11:44,337 Yes. 1169 01:11:46,107 --> 01:11:49,977 ( powering up ) 1170 01:11:50,077 --> 01:11:50,978 ( ding ) 1171 01:12:07,094 --> 01:12:08,495 - Y'all see this? - ( dinging ) 1172 01:12:08,596 --> 01:12:11,032 We did it. We did it. 1173 01:12:11,132 --> 01:12:13,366 We fucking did it. We just-- we-- 1174 01:12:15,770 --> 01:12:17,171 Do you see? When we come together, 1175 01:12:17,271 --> 01:12:18,471 there's nothing that we can't do. 1176 01:12:18,573 --> 01:12:21,676 - There's nothing that-- - ( dinging slows ) 1177 01:12:36,657 --> 01:12:40,561 ( dinging rapidly ) 1178 01:12:53,140 --> 01:12:58,713 ( dinging echoes and distorts ) 1179 01:13:07,221 --> 01:13:08,589 ( ding ) 1180 01:13:11,959 --> 01:13:15,730 ( music playing ) 82671

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