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Well, I'm moving
to Colorado

to start
my new life with Holly.

Just up here
getting used to the altitude.

- Michael?
- Yes?

I've got a treat for you.

Oh!

Thank you.
Like a butler.

Colorado specialty--
Rocky Mountain oysters.

Wow, those do not
taste like oysters.

That's because
they're not oysters.

They're bull testicles!

I cut them off
fresh this morning!

Ha!

Sick freak.
What is wrong with you?

What is wrong with you.
I'm the sick freak?

After what you did,
you expect to be buttled?

After you didn't
recommend me?

Dwight, I don't own
Dunder Mifflin, okay?

[scoffs]

The job
was not mine to give.

[sighs]

Look, I need your advice
on something.

I am told that there are bears
in the Rockies.

Where did you hear that?

Obvious XM radio?

Well,
I was just thinking

that maybe I should keep
a salami in my pocket...

Great idea.

In order
to feed the bears.

Especially if you think
that life would be better

without legs!

How do you mean?

Black bears can smell a salami
at five miles, Michael.

What are you thinking?

And they run
faster than a horse.

So if you were thinking about
outrunning them on a horse,

I would try a cheetah.

You in tight pants, Michael,

are a salami
to a black bear.

- Do you understand?
- Mm-hmm.

You're like
a giant walking salami.

Okay, so no salami
in the pants.

How about a pepperoni?

Any kind of meat
you can possibly name.

Okay.

[cheerful music]

♪ ♪

[deep breath]

You're not gonna
take all your toys, are you?

Hmm?

I mean, you don't--

you don't have
a job lined up, so...

it's not like you have
a desk to put 'em on.

Well, I have interviews.

That's nice.

What about that truck?

Can I have
this little truck?

Was thinking
thinking I might

glue a stapler on top

or put a hole here
and stick pens in it.

You okay?

Yes.

Yes, you know what,

take my favorite truck, sure.

You know what, uh...

it's your
last couple of days.

I'm gonna
get out of your hair.

Oh, you don't--

I will be
in the break room.

Okay, that sounds good.

Thank you.

[whispers]
Dead man walking.

Sad?

Boo hoo hoo!

[laughs] No.

No, no.
I don't leave till tomorrow,

so tomorrow
I will be a wreck.

- Stay away from Erin.
- Hey.

I'm your boss.

Why don't you, uh,
stay away from me?

No, I'm gonna stand
where I want, okay?

You don't want to get
on my bad side.

I've seen
some horrible things.

I own over 200 horror movies.

Okay, that's so weird!
Just go away!

No, you go away.

[toilet flushes]

Hi, Jim.

You guys
are filming people

when they go
to the bathroom now?

How about cupcakes?

Please.

- What's wrong with cupcakes?
- Everything.

There they are.

The party planning committee
together again.

Well, we all wanted to plan
your good-bye party.

We thought this
would be easier.

We thought.

It's an experiment.

The three of us have all been
chairmen before.

So this is the dream team.

Hey!

What are you saying?

The dream team
and Meredith.

We decided
on the ice cream.

Mint chocolate chip--
your favorite.

Mmm!

Yeah, that was
a surprise.

You know what?

I'm thinking maybe
we should get ice cream

that everybody will like.

How about vanilla?

Let's get vanilla.

Okay.

Tomorrow, I want everybody
to have a good time.

No drama.

And as for today,

just a typical day.

All right?

Should we get toppings?

- What do you like, Pam?
- What?

What kind of topping
would you like?

Hot fudge?

Sounds good.

Fudge it up.

I bought this for myself.

And yesterday,

they gave me this.

I still need something
to drink out of, though.

Attention, everyone.

Before I leave tomorrow,
I would like to reveal a secret

that I have kept
for over 20 years.

Secret about Phyllis.

Please, Michael.

When Phyllis was
in high school,

she was so cute.

And she still is.

I thought he knew
about the baby I gave away.

Do you hate
that I am proud and brown

and standing here, alive,

with baby oil
on my Nubian thighs?

I will survive.

I will survive.

Big mama Angelou.

[groans]

Doing the crossword.

Let us do one last crossword
together, as brothers.

- No.
- Shall we? Yes, let's.

Nope. No.

It's called hentai,
and it's art.

- Look, Michael.
- Hmm!

It's a going-away present

so your hands
won't get cold.

Ah.

It's almost done,

but you can't get them wet,

and they can't be
dry-cleaned either.

You have to hand wash
without water,

wring dry gently,

and use a hair dryer
on cool.

Sounds great.

I just think it's great.

Oh, I have gifts as well.

And I will start by giving
the first gift to Phyllis.

Phyllis, you are
shy and sweet,

and you don't often
speak your mind,

but you should,
because you have great ideas.

So, Phyllis,
I am giving you this

so you can always remember
to speak your mind.

[laughs]
Gee, thanks, Michael.

- You're welcome.
- It's cute.

Stanley, you love your
"so-du-ku" and your puzzles.

I bestow upon you...

my felt.

May you never lose

the fun-loving quality
in life.

Where's the rest of it?

It's got no balls.

Well, okay.

And Andy.

Andy, who needs confidence
that he is a great salesman,

I give you

my clients.

Our ten
most important accounts.

Wow.

- Excuse me, what?
- Yeah, wow.

You know I'm
the worst salesman here, right?

But you're the best salesman
on the inside.

What does that even mean?

You sold us all on Andy--

a product
that nobody wanted.

Thanks again
for the pool table, Michael.

I'm gonna lose 'em.

You're not going
to lose them.

I promise you
that I will.

Just do your best.

I have faith in you.

Gimme those clients.

No.

Do you believe that?

I've given up expecting
Michael to do the right thing

or the decent thing

or even
the comprehensible thing.

I used to be obese.

Once you've
conquered obesity,

everything else is easy.

Life literally
moves in slow motion.

I'm not saying
I'm Superman,

but let me just
put it this way,

if I were shot in the head,

I'm pretty sure
everything would be fine.

I almost welcome it.

Hey, hey!

How's the number-crunching
going?

[in monotone]
Num-num-num-num-num-num.

I'm stuck in a cage.

I'd rather be skiing.

[speaking normally]
Actually, I am going to be

skiing a week from now.

Michael, I'm really
gonna miss you.

You are so damn funny.

I know, I know.

And Kevin, I have
something for you.

Oh!

- Oh.
- Oh.

You know who that is?

Oh.

Don't be a caricature, Kevin.

Never be a caricature.

How did that feel
when I tore that up?

- Better?
- Good.

Stand up.

You will be thin.

You won't drool over pizza
like an animal anymore.

But, I--

You will find love.

Michael, I'm pretty much okay
with who I am now.

Don't be.

You should never settle
for who you are.

Come here.

Meredith, come here.

Hold hands.

- [groans] Michael.
- Just do it.

Look into each other's eyes.

Think about it.

Oscar, Oscar, Oscar.

Oscar,

you are a--

Michael, I just lost
Porter Hardware!

I just--I lost 'em.

Okay, you know what?

Just do your best, buddy.

[groans]
Okay.

Oscar, you are very smart,

and you have
a gigantic education,

and I think of you
as my scarecrow,

because you gave me
a brain.

So that's
why I made you this.

Thank you, Michael.

It's beautiful.

[laughing]

It looks like...

It looks like it was made
by a two-year-old monkey

on a farm.

And he just...

he just accepted it,
that I...

that I put all this work
into it.

Oh, man.

He--he has the lowest opinion
of me of anybody.

Oh!

Was it just me,

or did you think we were gonna
have sex at some point?

It was just you.

How would you
have wanted to do it?

I--don't.

Okay, you know what?
Inappropriate,

because I am engaged happily,

and you, you have landed
yourself a senator.

State senator.

Mm-hmm. Bravo.

- Brava.
- Bra--?

Do you want to see
some pictures?

- I just got these.
- Sure.

Um, these are--
okay, um,

- this is us at the theater.
- Ohh!

And, uh, antiquing.

Oh. [stilted laugh]

Oh, rollerblading.

Rollerblading.

Who's that?
Who's that guy?

Oh, that's Thomas,
Robert's aide.

Hmm.

I guess this could be
the one, huh?

Yeah. Yeah.

Mr. Lawston--Lawson,

what you need to know
is that you're my client,

and since you're my client,

I think about you
night and day.

I think about you
in the shower.

[stammers, laughs]

That came out weird.

It's not like I masturbate

at the thought of you
or something.

N-no, no, no, no, no.

No, p-please, don't do anything
over the phone.

Can I be honest with you?
I'm intimidated

by your incredibly deep voice
right now,

and I'd just love the chance
to come in in person

and make a final plea, please?

Yes, thank you! Bye.

I'll give you a dollar
for the rest of your clients.

Think about it.

[whistling]

[sizzling]

- Hey.
- Hey.

Um, I'm gonna be
dropping in

on one of our biggest clients
this afternoon,

and I could use
some backup.

Let's rip it up, homes.

All right.

Boom.

Walk away, bitch.

- Oh, um, Michael.
- Hmm?

Uh, where do you want
your last paycheck sent?

Last paycheck?

Do you have an address yet
in Colorado?

No.

What town do
Holly's parents live in?

I'm not sure.

Um, Mountain... ton,
I think.

Sounds beautiful.

You should do
more stuff like that.

I'm going to.

Hey.
It's almost your last day.

Come on. Sit with us.

No, I'm almost done.

- You sure?
- Yeah.

So I'm going to Carbondale
this afternoon

to get a new bulk shredder.

Finally.

That old shredder sucked.

It's a good shredder.

It just keeps breaking.

Yeah, and it won't
shred magazines.

It's not supposed
to shred magazines, Kevin.

I know.

Did you break
the shredder, Kevin?

No.
It's just

that old shredder sucks.

Just get one
that'll shred magazines.

[cries softly]

I don't think any of them
are supposed to shred magazines.

Michael, you all right?

[voice breaking]
Yeah.

Ah, these boots, man,
they're really...

hurting my feet.

Ugh. Ah.

I think I'm gonna try to find
my old shoes.

You really think
it's about his boots?

No.

Do you ever regret leaving?

I'd say about 90%
of every day. [chuckles]

- Hmm.
- But look, Michael,

everybody is getting downsized
these days.

- Oh, no, no, no, no.
- There is no shame in...

This was my decision.

I'm going to Colorado
to be with Holly.

Sure, yeah, and I left

to "spend more time
with my kids."

Oh, I never thought
I'd be that guy

that hangs around
the public library.

No, really, David,
I didn't get fired.

Well...

well, then this is
a terrible decision.

Michael, I mean,
if what you're telling me

is actually
the accurate truth,

then don't do this.

You are very, very lucky
to have a job.

And Colorado?

Between you and me,
Colorado's one big REI store.

Nobody reads books--

except if you count
that Joseph Campbell book

they read over and over again.

Everybody's a racist,

women don't shave
their underarms.

I mean, it-it--
[computer beeps]

[crying] I can't--

I can't do this.

All the channels
are gonna be different there.

I'm not gonna be able
to find my shows.

I'm not going
to start improv at level one.

I don't think my credits
are gonna transfer.

Ohh! And you know what?

I just figured out where I was
supposed to go to vote.

[sniffles]

I gotta call her.

And I'm going to tell her
that I cannot come.

[line ringing]

Hello there.

Hi.

What is the name
of our town?

Boulder.

Is something wrong?
Are you okay?

No. No, I just needed
to hear your voice.

[deep voice]
Oh, you mean this?

[laughing]

Yeah.

[in falsetto]
Yes, my hero.

[deep voice]
I'll pay the rent.

[laughing]

Okay,
my mom's looking at me

like she has
no sense of humor.

It's a joke.

[laughing]

Oh, I miss you.

Well, I'll see you tonight.

I'll pick you up
outside baggage claim.

Okay, I'll see you tonight.

- I love you.
- I love you, too.

Yeah, so I know
I told everybody

that tomorrow
is my last day,

but I'm--
I'm gonna be leaving tonight.

I, uh, head
to the airport at 4:00.

[sighs]
And, uh,

I have said good-bye
to half of them.

Well, you know, Michael,
I have a brother in Boulder.

Rory Flenderson.

You should look him up.

Okay.

Okay?

Ahem, Kelly?

Kelly?

Kelly?

What?

If I just went away
right now,

would that be the best gift
that I could give you?

Yes, please.
Please go away

and stop using
that weird, slow voice.

- [electrical buzzing]
- She was once my girl,

and she is your girl now.

Wow.

Yeah.

This is
totally unnecessary.

You're not prone
to seizures?

No.

It's really buzzing.

I don't even
hear her anymore.

Cool.

Thanks, Michael.

Don't thank me.

Thank her.

Truthfully...

I just didn't want to pack it.

So Michael said we can do
whatever we want cake-wise.

What do we want?

- Erotic.
- See?

This is what happens.

You can't let a street dog
into the house.

Mmm, let's hear her out.

I would, uh,

like to hear
more about these cakes.

I know these Ethiopians
that run a cake shop.

Good God.

They make these cakes
that are wild.

I mean...

they show everything.

I don't--I don't think
we want a--

No, I know
what you're thinking,

but it's not just Black.
They do it all.

The best erotic bakers
are foreigners.

In their country, they were
doctors or master artists,

but over here, the only
opportunity they have

is to be erotic bakers.

Lucky us.

And the women
on these cakes,

they're not
just guys' fantasies.

They have real, full women.

It is refreshing.

Okay, don't turn this
into some feminist issue.

As a person who buys
a lot of erotic cakes,

it just feels good
to be represented on one.

You know what?
I think we should get

some other input.

I think we should
do cupcakes.

I am one of the few people
who looks hot

eating a cupcake.

Yeah, cupcakes,
that's what I said.

No.
I am not cleaning up

a bunch of
uneaten cupcake bottoms.

You know, we don't really care
about your opinion.

You're just a tie-breaker.

Um, Pam?

Oh, hey, Michael.

I'm just gonna go to Carbondale
to price some shredders.

I'll see you later.

Okay.

Gabe!

I need to talk to you.

You can't be in here.
This is a ladies' bathroom.

No, Erin,
I respect your privacy,

but I will follow you in here
[toilet flushes]

Every time you go
if that's what it takes.

Hey, Creed.

Not cool, man.

[whispers]
I really think you should leave.

Someday, you are going to tell
our grandchildren

about how their grandfather
won you back

in a women's room.

Gabe, can we talk
about this later?

I have to go.
I have to go.

Just read the letter
under your windshield wiper.

Okay? It explains everything.

- Okay.
- Okay?

- Do you want--
- Gabe!

Well.

Here's the thing, Rory.

I think you guys would
hit it off in an odd way.

I could bring him
a welcome basket.

I'll surprise him.

Okay, well, you should
give him a little time

to settle in, but...

Does he like jams?

My shelves are
overflowing with preserves.

Well, no,
he hates jams.

[both laughing]

Got you, Rory.

Darryl.

Hey.

I would like to give you

the only copy
of Somehow I Manage,

unfinished.

If there's anybody here
who can finish it, it's you.

[laughs]

That's sweet, Mike.

Let's see here.

Here's a chapter called
"Gum."

- Mmm.
- With one sentence.

"Everybody likes the guy who
offers them a stick of gum."

Mm-hmm. It's true.

I mean...

that's for realers.

Ah, I see
you've been practicing.

- Mm-hmm.
- You can use that in Colorado.

That state is 90% Black.

It is? I didn't know that.

Hmm.

Darryl,
I have one last wish.

I would like
to use the baler.

No.

Can't let you do that, Mike.

- No problem.
- Sorry.

- Worth a try.
- All right.

Darryl said I could use
the baler because I'm leaving.

No.

All right, guys, well,

see ya later, warehouse.

Catch you
on the flippety-flip.

All right then,

see you guys.

Catch you later, warehouse.

See you
on the flippety-flip.

Catch you
on the flippety-flip.

Catch you guys
on the flippety-flip.

Come on.

[exhales] Okay.
So what's our approach?

You a veteran?

Do I have a month to live?

You gonna get married
tomorrow? What?

Hmm?

I thought we'd just talk
about our customer service

and exceptional paper quality.

That's stupid.
[laughing]

Well, what do I know?

I know.
What do you know?

We gotta get psyched up.

Okay, guy?

Let's get psyched.

Is there an animal shelter
on the way?

Yeah.

Awesome!

Ani-ani-shelto.

- [laughs]
- Here we come.

Andy, do you know
how to high-five?

Yeah.

'Cause if you do,
now's the time.

All right.

Not while I'm driving.

Catch you guys...

[forklift engine rumbling]

Catch you guys
on the flippety-flip.

Flippety-flip.

[sighing]

Flippety-flip.

Really?

Okay, see you guys.

You know how I met
Jo Bennett

and got started
on my ladder of success?

No, I don't.

Walkin' along,
out of work... again,

thinking to myself,

I've only got enough cash
to buy a sandwich

or get drunk.

And I see this guy

trying to steal
this lady's dog.

So I grab the dog,
he runs off.

She's so grateful,
she hires me.

Aw, wow.

Gimme that dog!

It's not your dog!

- Yeah.
- [laughs]

- Again.
- Oh, okay.

Gimme that damn dog,
you [bleep] thief!

It's her dog!

Don't ever do it again!

You hear me?

You feel that energy?

- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah?

Whoo! Yeah.

Whoo! Unh!

Okay, again.

I know that Gabe is young
and hot and everything,

and he's begging me
to reconsider,

but I...I just think
I'm in love with someone else.

- Kevin?
- Andy.

Ahh.

I wish I knew
who my birth mother was

so she could just tell me
who to choose.

Maybe neither.

I'm not attracted
to Kevin.

Erin, listen to me.

You shouldn't rush
into this at all.

And you know why?

Because you are beautiful,

and you are fun,

and you are smart.

And when the right guy
comes along,

you'll know it.

You will.

Hey.

And you know what?

You don't need a mom,

because you have
my number

and you can call me anytime.

Extension 147.

- N...
- I know.

Okay. Okay.

Did you want the 2726
or the 2730?

Phyllis?

Phyllis,
are my mittens done?

No. No.
I'm on a sale--

Okay, listen,
it's 2:00 p.m.

From now until 4:00,
your priority is knitting.

Knit like the wind.

Okay.

Dwight, I will be
leaving tomorrow.

Yes?

So I wanted
to give you that.

It's a letter
of recommendation.

This is gonna be good.

Ahem.

"To whom it may concern."

Good, real personal.
Thanks, Michael.

"The dictionary defines
'superlative'

"as 'of the highest kind,
quality, or order,

surpassing all else
or others; supreme.'"

That's great.

If I wanted
the dictionary definition,

I'd buy a dictionary.

"I define it
as Dwight Shrute.

"As a sales executive,
as a leader,

"as a man,
and as a friend,

"he is of the highest kind,
quality, and order;

supreme."

Lots more like that.

Really repetitive.

What's this?

"2:45 behind the building,
paintball."

Ohh!

Aah!

Ah ha ha ha!

No! Ha ha ha ha!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Come on, come on!
Give it up!

Yaah!

- Ow! Ow!
- [laughing]

[both shouting]

- Are you ready for this?
- Yeah, I guess.

I guess? Hey. Hey.

This is not the time
to be the funny guy, Andy.

Okay? This is the time
to save the dog.

[retches, spits]

Let's go.

I would like to start
by just saying

that I have not worked with

Mr. Andy Bernard here
for very long.

But I can say
that he is no Michael Scott.

I can't sit here and tell you
that he's gonna be a success.

Uh, I can't sit here
and tell you

that he's even
the best man for the job.

But I can say this.

He's got potential.

Sure.

You know, I always say,
"Go big or go home."

You go with this guy,

you could be making the biggest
mistake of your life.

Or the biggest good decision
of your life.

It's either gonna be
the best thing you ever did,

or the worst thing
you ever did.

If you want some boring,
white bread clock-watcher

who's gonna get
you your paper

when you ordered it
for the agreed-upon price,

Andy's not your guy.

If that's what you want,
go with another company.

Pick up the phone right now
and call 'em.

I got a list here.

If you want that--in fact,
I'm gonna leave it

right here anyway--

You ever play
Russian Roulette?

Time to spin
the chamber, Boris...

by signing up
for another year.

Why are we even
thinking cake?

We could do a pie.
We could do a cookie pie.

I just feel that cake
is so Norman Rockwell.

You know, unless we're going
for a Norman Rockwell thing,

in which case, go for it.

Hey, everybody here
loves Jell-O.

You cut it into little cubes,
you chill it just so.

You got teeth or no teeth--
anyone can enjoy it.

How about cupcakes?

- No.
- No cupcakes!

- No.
- Okay.

You guys
are overthinking this.

- Let's just get a cake.
- Exactly.

Now, Darryl,
what if I told you

you could have a cake
that is delicious

and also sexy as hell?

I'm listening.

No smut cakes.

What about fruit?

With yogurt, obviously.

Fruit by itself, gross.

Oh, I know what that meeting
is about.

It's about cake.

And they didn't ask me.

Of all the people to not ask
about cake, they--

[paper slaps desk]
I know what you did.

You invited everyone
into the conference room

to talk about cake,
and I was omitted.

I was omitted!

Did Michael not just talk to
you about being a caricature?

Oh, yeah, I decided
not to be a caricature.

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

This new philosophy
is not going to be easy,

but it's hard
because it's important.

But it could also be hard

because I shouldn't be
doing it.

Uh, what happened to you?

You should see
the other guy.

Jim, where is Pam?

Uh, she's still pricing
the whatevers...

the shredders.

But it is already 3:00.

Right.

Whether you're scared
of dying

or dying alone

or dying drunk
in a ditch,

don't be.

It's going to be okay.

Yeah, I was tripling up.

There's not enough time
in the day

to have a special moment
with everybody.

Actually, Creed, would you mind
giving me back my boots?

I think I'm gonna give 'em
another try.

Uh, I'd like
to help you out, boss,

but it doesn't work that way,
and you know it.

Uh, do you need me?

Yeah, Meredith,
I actually thought

that you and I were going to
have sex as well.

You sure we didn't?

No, we didn't,
and I could not

be more proud of that.

I am proud of-of you,
I'm proud of us.

I'm just... we made it.

Dodged a bullet.

Well, it ain't over
till it's over.

Goodbye, dear.

And you,
why are you still here?

I'm either
gonna quit today

or stay to make sure that
Andy's career is destroyed.

No, you are not
going to quit today.

For goodness sake,

this is not going to be
your last day at the office.

[sighs]
Everybody gets dumped, Gabe.

Can I give you
a piece of advice?

A little cover-up
on your Adam's apple

will make it appear smaller,

which will make you look less
like a transvestite.

[clicks tongue]

That is cold, sir.

Absolutely cold.
You know what?

It was a complete waste
of my time.

Uh, Deangelo,
I'm, uh...

I forgot my bag,
so I'm gonna...

- I'll meet you in the car.
- Okay, whatever.

Sir.

I'd just like to apologize
for that.

I could tell you that he has
a steel plate in his head,

or that he's crazy,

but the truth is, I think
he's just a terrible salesman.

And I want you to know
that if you re-up with us,

anything you need,
day or night,

I will be the one
to take your call.

Keep talkin'.

Yes.

Okay. All right.

No. Well, thank you.

Thank you. All right.

Take care.

You'll never guess.
We did it.

Hey!

[laughing]

Ha ha!

Ohh! All right.

All right.

- Good job, boss.
- We did it. Yeah.

Ohh.

Okay, everybody, come on.

Conference room, five seconds!
Here we go!

Hurry up!
Let's do this!

Yes.
What is this about?

- What is this meeting about?
- Mm-hmm.

All right.

Well...

okay. Here we are
in the conference room.

Once again.

And I just wanted
to call you all here together

because I have
something important...

well, there's two things, actually.

Okay, first, I would like
a whereabouts on Pam,

and, secondly, Phyllis,
how are those mittens coming?

Because I would actually like to
bring them home and pack them,

and I am leaving
for the day at 4:00.

They're almost done,

but my knuckles are swelling
a little, and I can't--

Well, power through
the arthritis, Phyllis.

You can do it.

Is that it?

Um, hmm?

Is that it?

Um... hmm.

No.

No.

There's a special guest
that I would like to invite

to say one last goodbye,
so here he comes.

He's coming right in.

[in Asian accent]
Hi, everybody!

It's Ping!
[all groan]

And I'm here to say goodbye

to all you wonderful people.

Thank you, everybody!

You've been so wonderful.

We were such a good--

I "rove" you all.

I "rove" you very much.

Hey, can I talk to you
for a second?

Sure. See you later!

So I've been meaning
to tell you.

I want to take you
out for lunch.

For your last day.

Oh.

What do you think?
Tomorrow? Lunch?

- You and me?
- Okay.

You're not leaving tomorrow.

You're leaving today, right?

Maybe.

Wow, so that's it, huh?

Just 4:00
and you are gone for good.

Why am I so sad?

Am I doing the wrong thing?

Absolutely not.

It's just that sometimes
goodbyes are a bitch.

T-shirt idea.
"Goodbyes stink."

Okay. All right. So...

James Halpert...

[voice breaking] You started
with this company...

As a fine young man.

You know what
I think we should do?

I think we should just
save the goodbyes for tomorrow.

At lunch.

Oh. Okay.

And then tomorrow
I can tell you...

[clears throat]

What a great boss
you turned out to be.

Best boss I ever had.

[horn honks]

Oh, shoot.

That's my cab.

- All right.
- All right.

Listen, Michael, I really--

I did text Pam, but...

I know. It's okay.

Just give her a hug,
all right?

I will see you
tomorrow at lunch.

I am looking forward
to lunch.

And hearing about
what a great boss I am.

You got it.

Okay.

Okay.

[sighs]

Phyllis.

Mm-hmm.
Oh, they're still not done.

Oh, no, no, no.
Let me see.

Oh, Phyllis.
Nice try.

I love 'em.

See ya tomorrow, boss.

Later, guys.

- all: Hey!
- What's going on?

- all: Hey!
- Michael.

What happened?

What is the--

Hey, you know what, Hank?

Why don't you give me
a small cup of coffee to go?

That will be $6.

Hmm. Well, okay.

Why don't you just
take it out of the 20?

So... now I'm buying you
coffee?

That's still a $14 tip.

I cannot believe that you are
my last goodbye.

Holly's my family now.

She's my family.

And the babies
that I make with her

will be my children.

The people that you work with
are just,

when you get down to it,
your very best friends.

They say on your deathbed

you never wish you spent
more time at the office,

but I will.

Got to be a lot better
than a deathbed.

I actually
don't understand deathbeds.

I mean,
who would buy that?

Well, I guess this is it.

Hey, will you guys let me know
if this ever airs?

Thank you.

All right. Oh.

This is gonna feel so good

getting this thing
off my chest.

[no audio]

No, he wasn't sad.

He was full of hope.

About Colorado.

And he was hoping
to get an upgrade

as an awards member.

And he said
he was just real excited

to get home and see Holly.

[jet engines whooshing]

How I feel
about Michael leaving.

I can tell you what I'll tell
everyone who asks.

I can confirm that he
worked here during those dates.

And that...

yeah.

Michael once asked me
if gay guys

squeeze each other's boobs.

[laughs]
I'll never forget that.

Michael had quite a way
with words.

And now you can play clips
of him messing up words.

Or not--I'm not gonna tell you
how to do your job.

I'm sorry, can we just talk
about the way

that Ryan was acting today?

He gets into this whole aloof
"don't talk to me" mood,

but then if I ignore him,
he gets angry

because I ignored him all day.

So then I do
finally talk to him,

and then he's all, like, broody,

and it's one-syllable grunts.

I--tell me what
I'm supposed to do, Ryan.

Just tell me.

- Did he say where...
- I have no idea.

Well,
if he's not gonna make it,

at least we should go ahead
and eat the cake.

Yeah.

I, for one,
love the corners.

Why did I just do that?

This is not even that good.

I don't even--
I don't even want it.

I had cake for lunch.

No, you know what?
I've been good.

I deserve this.

Oh.
Oh, um...

What am I doing?

Come on, Deangelo.

Hey...

No!

Uh-oh.

No!