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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,749 --> 00:00:18,218 (electricity crackling) 2 00:00:29,764 --> 00:00:33,367 (Trumpets playing music) 3 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:40,107 - [Narrator] This is a story of a couple madly in love. 4 00:00:40,173 --> 00:00:43,945 So mad, they drove each other crazy. 5 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:45,580 - [Abby] Oh, fuck you, Travis Maddox. 6 00:00:45,647 --> 00:00:46,648 - [Travis] Fuck you! 7 00:00:47,949 --> 00:00:49,116 - You know, for someone 8 00:00:49,182 --> 00:00:50,250 who claims they're not a toxic male, 9 00:00:50,317 --> 00:00:51,586 you don't do a very good job. 10 00:00:51,653 --> 00:00:52,720 - Awww, wahh! 11 00:00:52,787 --> 00:00:54,756 Another 10 point loss for Travis 12 00:00:54,822 --> 00:00:56,958 and Abby's stupid married contest. 13 00:00:57,025 --> 00:00:58,258 - Aw, don't worry. 14 00:00:58,325 --> 00:01:00,595 You lost that contest a very long time ago. 15 00:01:00,662 --> 00:01:01,663 - Oh, really? 16 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:03,297 Did you give yourself a 10 point reduction 17 00:01:03,363 --> 00:01:05,700 when you ran with your titties out on a public beach? 18 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:07,635 Or, or how about this morning? 19 00:01:07,702 --> 00:01:08,870 Was your boyfriend surprised 20 00:01:08,937 --> 00:01:10,805 to see the carpets match the drapes? 21 00:01:13,373 --> 00:01:15,009 (Sister Bertrille growls) 22 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,844 - You're gonna let Mother Theresa push you 23 00:01:16,945 --> 00:01:18,145 around like that? 24 00:01:18,211 --> 00:01:20,782 - Por favor, let's start from the beginning. 25 00:01:21,481 --> 00:01:23,483 Tell me how you fell in love. 26 00:01:23,551 --> 00:01:24,919 (Abby sighs) 27 00:01:24,986 --> 00:01:27,922 - Well, it all started at the circle. 28 00:01:27,989 --> 00:01:29,557 (guitar music plays) 29 00:01:29,624 --> 00:01:30,758 It's this underground fight club. 30 00:01:30,825 --> 00:01:32,026 I'm a pretty big deal at. 31 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:34,461 - (laughs) Oh, the ego on you. 32 00:01:35,630 --> 00:01:36,898 - [Travis] From the moment I saw her, 33 00:01:36,965 --> 00:01:38,700 I couldn't take my eyes off of her, 34 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:42,036 which was a mistake because I was fighting somebody. 35 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,705 Then I caught her Insta-stalking me, 36 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:46,808 which was creepy, if she wasn't so adorable. 37 00:01:46,874 --> 00:01:49,544 - [Abby] I was not Insta-stalking. 38 00:01:49,611 --> 00:01:51,079 Okay, maybe I was. 39 00:01:51,144 --> 00:01:53,280 But he was all I could think about. 40 00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:55,783 - [Travis] Then we went on this really romantic date 41 00:01:55,850 --> 00:01:58,586 and I knew she was the one. 42 00:01:58,653 --> 00:02:01,689 - [Abby] Yeah, but I thought he was a total player. 43 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:04,926 He had a drawer full of sex toys and condoms. 44 00:02:04,993 --> 00:02:06,360 - [Travis] So I made a bet with her. 45 00:02:06,426 --> 00:02:09,664 And if I won, she'd have to be my roommate for a month. 46 00:02:09,731 --> 00:02:10,531 Platonically. 47 00:02:10,598 --> 00:02:11,666 - Wall of China. 48 00:02:11,733 --> 00:02:13,200 I lost the bet. 49 00:02:13,266 --> 00:02:16,037 And yeah, he was charming, but crazy. 50 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:18,039 And I didn't wanna date crazy. 51 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:21,542 I wanted a nice, normal guy like Parker Hayes. 52 00:02:21,609 --> 00:02:22,309 (Travis screams) 53 00:02:22,409 --> 00:02:23,310 - Oh God. (Abby shrieks) 54 00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:24,779 - [Abby] Who he terrorized. 55 00:02:24,846 --> 00:02:25,780 - Why are you bringing that up? 56 00:02:25,847 --> 00:02:26,814 - Because that's what happened. 57 00:02:26,881 --> 00:02:28,348 - Okay, Miss Honesty, 58 00:02:28,415 --> 00:02:30,551 Why don't we talk about your morning flogging of the Bishop? 59 00:02:30,618 --> 00:02:31,953 - Bishop Gomez? 60 00:02:32,020 --> 00:02:32,954 - No, it's a euphemism. 61 00:02:33,021 --> 00:02:34,122 She was giving me a hand job. 62 00:02:34,221 --> 00:02:35,322 - This is not a confession. 63 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:37,959 - He's a priest - And you're an asshole! 64 00:02:38,026 --> 00:02:40,360 Anyhow, against my better judgment, 65 00:02:40,427 --> 00:02:41,763 I fell madly in love with him. 66 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:44,732 He even took me home to meet his brothers. 67 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:46,968 And just as everything was going great, I get abducted 68 00:02:47,035 --> 00:02:48,670 by this Vegas gangster Benny, 69 00:02:48,736 --> 00:02:51,105 because I happened to be very good at poker. 70 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,106 - [Travis] And then I saved her. 71 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:54,374 - [Abby] And then I saved him. 72 00:02:55,710 --> 00:02:57,411 - [Travis] And then we found her stolen money. 73 00:02:57,477 --> 00:03:01,214 Ran away from the bad guys and lived happily ever after. 74 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:03,718 - [Abby] Except we're not happily, I mean happy. 75 00:03:03,785 --> 00:03:05,252 Which is why we're here. 76 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:10,390 - Okay, why don't we start at Happily Ever After? 77 00:03:10,457 --> 00:03:12,593 Was that your wedding night? 78 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:13,861 - [Both] Ehh. 79 00:03:13,928 --> 00:03:15,096 - That's a little unclear. 80 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,097 - Yeah. 81 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,364 We were fucked up. 82 00:03:17,431 --> 00:03:19,266 - Okay, how about we start six days ago. 83 00:03:19,332 --> 00:03:20,434 When we woke up. 84 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:21,669 (Travis blows raspberry) 85 00:03:21,736 --> 00:03:22,837 - [Priest] That might be helpful. 86 00:03:22,937 --> 00:03:26,273 (slow, music playing) 87 00:03:39,087 --> 00:03:41,155 ♪ What can I do ♪ 88 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,024 I never want leave this bed, pigeon. 89 00:03:43,091 --> 00:03:46,761 ♪ Oh, I love you. ♪ 90 00:03:46,828 --> 00:03:50,531 ♪ And what can I say ♪ 91 00:03:50,598 --> 00:03:51,431 - Oh, baby. 92 00:03:54,502 --> 00:03:55,503 (moans) Yeah, babe. 93 00:03:55,603 --> 00:03:56,303 - Shep? 94 00:03:56,369 --> 00:03:57,772 - I know what you want, babe. 95 00:03:57,839 --> 00:04:02,442 I always say you want the magic, Maddox fingers, don't you? 96 00:04:03,845 --> 00:04:05,613 Ooh, tickle, tickle. 97 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:12,620 You're not Mare. 98 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:15,455 Mare has brown eyes! 99 00:04:16,124 --> 00:04:18,325 - What are you guys doing? 100 00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:19,459 - [Both] Nothing. 101 00:04:20,128 --> 00:04:21,361 - Where's Mare? 102 00:04:21,896 --> 00:04:22,697 - Mare? 103 00:04:22,764 --> 00:04:24,232 - Yeah. 104 00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:25,233 - Where is Mare? 105 00:04:25,332 --> 00:04:26,601 - I don't know. (Travis groans) 106 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:29,604 - Mare, pumpkin, where are you? 107 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:31,304 - What the fuck happened last night? 108 00:04:31,404 --> 00:04:32,807 - What the hell happened last night? 109 00:04:32,874 --> 00:04:34,041 - I, I don't know. 110 00:04:34,142 --> 00:04:34,909 I don't know. 111 00:04:35,009 --> 00:04:36,210 - [Abby] Whoa. 112 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,277 - Where did all this money come from? 113 00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:38,579 - [Travis] Benny. 114 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:40,948 - [Abby] No, this is Benny's money right here. 115 00:04:41,015 --> 00:04:42,449 - I'm confused. 116 00:04:42,550 --> 00:04:45,086 - Oh, I think I went gambling last night. 117 00:04:45,153 --> 00:04:47,487 - Oh my God, what is going on? 118 00:04:49,157 --> 00:04:51,959 Oh, guys, hey were on TV. 119 00:04:52,026 --> 00:04:52,727 - [Abby] (laughs) Oh my God. 120 00:04:52,794 --> 00:04:53,828 (Shepley laughs) 121 00:04:53,895 --> 00:04:54,962 - [America] I guess you won? 122 00:04:55,029 --> 00:04:56,063 - Good work. 123 00:04:56,164 --> 00:04:56,898 - [Shepley] So we all split it? 124 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:57,832 - [Abby] Lucky 13. 125 00:04:57,899 --> 00:04:58,766 - [America] (laughs) Oh! 126 00:04:58,833 --> 00:05:00,168 - [Shepley] Oh there you go, camera. 127 00:05:00,234 --> 00:05:01,035 - (laughing) I have no memory of that! 128 00:05:01,102 --> 00:05:01,903 - I don't remember that. 129 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:02,570 I wonder what we sang? 130 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:07,775 - Again, you took care of me. - Yeah, 'cause I love you. 131 00:05:08,810 --> 00:05:09,844 - Oh, babe. 132 00:05:09,911 --> 00:05:11,946 - [America] Yeah. 133 00:05:12,046 --> 00:05:13,014 - I fingered Travis. 134 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:13,981 - What? - What? 135 00:05:14,048 --> 00:05:15,550 - What? - What? 136 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:18,519 - What? 137 00:05:19,053 --> 00:05:20,521 - That's not real. 138 00:05:21,956 --> 00:05:22,990 I wouldn't do that. 139 00:05:23,057 --> 00:05:25,392 - It looks pretty real. 140 00:05:28,296 --> 00:05:29,230 - Oh, shit guy, guys. 141 00:05:29,297 --> 00:05:30,798 Look, look, look at the screen. 142 00:05:31,866 --> 00:05:33,301 - That's not real. (group laughing) 143 00:05:33,366 --> 00:05:34,669 That's, that's just us goofing around, right? 144 00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:36,571 - [Shepley] That, that's funny. 145 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:39,807 - Oh, shit. 146 00:05:41,943 --> 00:05:42,543 - [Abby] Oh my God. 147 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:44,312 - Okay, Okay, Abby. 148 00:05:44,377 --> 00:05:45,112 - [Abby] Oh my god, we got married last night? 149 00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:45,913 - Abby, its okay. 150 00:05:45,980 --> 00:05:46,781 Look at me. 151 00:05:46,848 --> 00:05:47,949 - Oh my God. 152 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,050 - This probably isn't an ideal way to do this, 153 00:05:49,116 --> 00:05:50,017 but I love you. 154 00:05:50,084 --> 00:05:51,418 I really do love you and, 155 00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:52,553 and I wish that my family was here 156 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:54,288 to see you and me like this. 157 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:55,022 I love you. 158 00:05:55,089 --> 00:05:58,025 (vomiting sound) 159 00:05:58,092 --> 00:06:01,829 (rock 'Wedding March' playing) 160 00:06:06,534 --> 00:06:07,400 - [Travis] Oh, Abby. 161 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:08,803 - That's not what we needed. 162 00:06:08,903 --> 00:06:11,072 Well, hey, listen, on the bright side, 163 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:12,472 I thought that, (gags) 164 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:15,009 I thought that speech was very romantic. 165 00:06:15,109 --> 00:06:17,879 (phone ringing) 166 00:06:19,113 --> 00:06:21,682 - (clears throat) Hello. 167 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:24,185 - [Phone] Hi, this is at the front desk with a reminder 168 00:06:24,252 --> 00:06:25,586 that checkout was an hour ago. 169 00:06:25,653 --> 00:06:30,625 So there's gonna be a surcharge of about $180,000. 170 00:06:30,691 --> 00:06:33,160 You fucking ass-clowns. 171 00:06:33,261 --> 00:06:34,795 - [Abby] Wait, is that Benny? 172 00:06:34,862 --> 00:06:35,796 - Benny? 173 00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:36,664 - Who's Benny? 174 00:06:36,731 --> 00:06:37,464 - Benny? 175 00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:38,599 - No, no, no I got this. 176 00:06:38,666 --> 00:06:39,667 Don't worry. - No, I got this. 177 00:06:39,734 --> 00:06:40,701 Benny? 178 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:41,736 - What is it with your generation 179 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:43,604 and the utter lack of manners? 180 00:06:43,671 --> 00:06:44,906 There's no good morning, 181 00:06:45,006 --> 00:06:46,107 how's your day? 182 00:06:46,173 --> 00:06:47,742 - Look, I know all about the con that you and my dad 183 00:06:47,808 --> 00:06:50,177 and Jesse tried to screw me over with, okay? 184 00:06:50,278 --> 00:06:51,879 - Yeah, that's ancient history. 185 00:06:51,946 --> 00:06:55,182 This is about Travis, assuming your debt 186 00:06:55,283 --> 00:06:57,184 by fighting against Chernobyl. 187 00:06:57,285 --> 00:06:59,086 Money that I did not get back. 188 00:06:59,153 --> 00:07:00,087 - I have it. 189 00:07:00,154 --> 00:07:01,622 I'm hanging up on you. 190 00:07:01,689 --> 00:07:04,491 - Well, I can see who wears the balls in this relationship. 191 00:07:05,593 --> 00:07:07,895 I want to see the two of you in my office in an hour. 192 00:07:07,962 --> 00:07:10,831 And don't you even think of skipping town. 193 00:07:10,898 --> 00:07:12,533 Buh-bye. 194 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:13,501 - At least Let me 195 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:14,235 (slamming phone) 196 00:07:14,302 --> 00:07:15,069 - Come on, pool. 197 00:07:15,169 --> 00:07:16,370 Let's go. 198 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:17,104 Don't fucking look at me like that. 199 00:07:17,171 --> 00:07:18,506 Let's go. 200 00:07:20,041 --> 00:07:20,875 - He's bluffing. 201 00:07:20,942 --> 00:07:21,842 - Yeah. 202 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:24,812 (knocking on door) 203 00:07:30,718 --> 00:07:33,020 (door beeps and clicks) 204 00:07:33,087 --> 00:07:34,088 - Gun! 205 00:07:34,188 --> 00:07:35,856 (Shepley screams) 206 00:07:35,923 --> 00:07:36,524 - Oh my God! 207 00:07:36,590 --> 00:07:38,059 Get him, get him! 208 00:07:43,097 --> 00:07:44,131 Good job, baby. 209 00:07:44,198 --> 00:07:45,099 - [Man 1] No! 210 00:07:45,199 --> 00:07:46,133 - [Shepley] Get in there! 211 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:47,501 - I'm proud of you. 212 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:48,903 - [Travis] Did you just fucking kick my cousin? 213 00:07:48,970 --> 00:07:50,538 (grunting) 214 00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:51,272 - He's down. 215 00:07:51,339 --> 00:07:52,573 It's okay. 216 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:53,341 Give you something to cool down with.(laughs) 217 00:07:53,441 --> 00:07:54,108 - Oh God. 218 00:07:54,175 --> 00:07:55,543 Oh, oh my God. 219 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:56,344 - [Both] Guys. 220 00:07:56,410 --> 00:07:57,178 - [Abby] Guys, no. 221 00:07:57,244 --> 00:07:58,045 - Oh yeah. 222 00:07:58,112 --> 00:07:59,113 - Oh yeah. 223 00:07:59,213 --> 00:07:59,981 You like that? 224 00:08:00,081 --> 00:08:00,881 - [Both] You thirsty? 225 00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:01,449 - Okay. 226 00:08:01,515 --> 00:08:02,183 - Drink up! 227 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:03,017 - There you go. 228 00:08:03,084 --> 00:08:04,418 - Guys? 229 00:08:04,518 --> 00:08:05,286 - [Travis] Hold on, we're almost done. 230 00:08:05,353 --> 00:08:06,020 - [Shepley] Hold on. 231 00:08:06,087 --> 00:08:07,121 - Guys! 232 00:08:07,221 --> 00:08:08,422 (gurgling) 233 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,557 - Oops. 234 00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:11,692 - Hello? 235 00:08:13,127 --> 00:08:14,161 Anyone home? 236 00:08:14,228 --> 00:08:15,896 Jerry? 237 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:16,664 - Attention! 238 00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:19,834 (military drumming) 239 00:08:22,103 --> 00:08:24,438 Jerry won't be joining us. 240 00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:26,240 Stupid son-of-a-bitch did that keto thing 241 00:08:26,307 --> 00:08:28,442 and is now pissing kidney stones the size of leema beans. 242 00:08:28,509 --> 00:08:29,810 - Lima. 243 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:30,344 - Huh? 244 00:08:30,411 --> 00:08:31,512 - And you are? 245 00:08:31,579 --> 00:08:32,747 - Chief Warrant Officer Delroy Murphy. 246 00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:36,250 But my friends and enemies call me Buzz. 247 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:42,256 - Hi, Buzz. 248 00:08:42,323 --> 00:08:45,860 - Lady Hawk and I will be flying you down to Meh-hee-co. 249 00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:47,094 - That thing can't fly to Mexico. 250 00:08:47,161 --> 00:08:49,463 - Don't tell me my business, sweet peach. 251 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:52,700 Lady Hawk has been retrofitted and modified! 252 00:08:53,434 --> 00:08:55,069 The Millennium fucking Falcon. 253 00:08:55,136 --> 00:08:56,604 - (chuckles) Star Wars! 254 00:08:58,072 --> 00:09:01,042 - I'll take you down to Meh-hee-co. 255 00:09:01,142 --> 00:09:04,378 No passports, no questions. 256 00:09:04,445 --> 00:09:08,082 The whole enchilada for 10 grand. 257 00:09:08,149 --> 00:09:08,949 - Wow, that's pretty- 258 00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:10,351 - We'll take it. 259 00:09:10,418 --> 00:09:12,253 What, like we have a choice? 260 00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:14,488 (military drumming) 261 00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:15,756 Here. 262 00:09:16,424 --> 00:09:17,391 Here's 5K now, 263 00:09:17,458 --> 00:09:18,592 and then I'll give you the rest 264 00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:20,461 when we make it there in one piece. 265 00:09:20,529 --> 00:09:21,462 - I like your style. 266 00:09:21,530 --> 00:09:22,496 - Okay, what about getting back? 267 00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:24,365 - That's not my problem, Slotty. 268 00:09:24,432 --> 00:09:27,701 (military drumming) 269 00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:31,238 - Okay, um, you guys have fun with, uh, Lando Calrissian 270 00:09:31,305 --> 00:09:33,240 and his macho- 271 00:09:33,307 --> 00:09:34,775 (Van revs) 272 00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:36,110 (helicopter door slams) 273 00:09:36,177 --> 00:09:39,914 (helicopter blades whirring) 274 00:09:41,449 --> 00:09:44,785 (happy music playing) 275 00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:50,091 - Roger (laughs) 276 00:09:50,191 --> 00:09:52,126 Whoa, this is so cool. 277 00:09:52,193 --> 00:09:53,661 Wireless headsets. 278 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:56,097 Hey Buzz, you got Spotify on this? 279 00:09:56,197 --> 00:09:57,765 - You want an ass-whippin'? 280 00:09:57,865 --> 00:09:59,934 - I'm gonna be, uh, really honest right now. 281 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,770 This whole, uh, Vegas gangster combined 282 00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:06,107 with fleeing to Mexico got me really on edge. 283 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:09,176 So I'm assuming that no one has any Xanax or alcohol. 284 00:10:09,243 --> 00:10:11,378 So I'm gonna need you 285 00:10:11,479 --> 00:10:12,413 - Oh, babe. 286 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:13,548 - [America] to follow me 287 00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:14,782 - My sternum. 288 00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:16,585 - Into whatever the fuck that thing is 289 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:19,920 and send me into a dopamine coma. 290 00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:20,955 - Okay. 291 00:10:22,356 --> 00:10:24,559 Hello, Mile High Club. 292 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:26,595 (Indistinct) 293 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:27,995 - They're gonna have so much fun. 294 00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:28,996 - This is fun. 295 00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:29,663 - Yeah. 296 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:30,698 - This is fun. 297 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:33,868 (soft music playing) 298 00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:39,440 - A hundred and thirty-eight thousand, seven hundred 299 00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:41,041 and ninety-eight dollars. 300 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:41,976 - Damn. 301 00:10:44,245 --> 00:10:44,845 - What you doing? 302 00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:46,747 - I am texting Sancho. 303 00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:48,215 - Who is Sancho? 304 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:51,185 - He's the concierge at a luxury villa in Gatito, Mexico 305 00:10:51,252 --> 00:10:52,486 that I just booked. 306 00:10:52,554 --> 00:10:54,455 - Sounds out of our price range. 307 00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:57,158 - You just said that we have $138,000. 308 00:10:57,258 --> 00:10:57,992 - Yeah, but I- 309 00:10:58,058 --> 00:10:59,193 - [Abby] And it's my honeymoon. 310 00:10:59,260 --> 00:10:59,860 - Well, sure. 311 00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:01,996 - It's my honeymoon. 312 00:11:03,397 --> 00:11:04,131 - Hey, Buzz? 313 00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:04,965 - [Buzz] Yeah? 314 00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:06,500 - We're going to Gatito, Mexico. 315 00:11:06,568 --> 00:11:07,602 - [Buzz] Copy that. 316 00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:09,203 - Thanks. 317 00:11:09,270 --> 00:11:10,237 - Happy wife, happy wife. 318 00:11:10,304 --> 00:11:12,907 - [Buzz] Oh yeah, that is, that is true. 319 00:11:17,546 --> 00:11:19,013 - Happy wife, happy life. 320 00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:21,882 Oh, come on. 321 00:11:23,017 --> 00:11:24,285 - What? 322 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:27,021 - You can't tell me that you're not freaking out about this. 323 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,158 Travis, we're married. 324 00:11:32,226 --> 00:11:35,029 That means that you're stuck with me forever. 325 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:37,898 - Well, I have had some reservations. 326 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:41,435 Like the fact that you're beautiful, smart. 327 00:11:41,503 --> 00:11:43,638 Can make us a fortune of money in less than an hour. 328 00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:48,042 But, I will never, ever find anyone like you. 329 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:51,513 - Love you so much. 330 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:55,816 (helicopter blades whirring) 331 00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:59,186 (happy music playing) 332 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:15,503 - [Buzz] Rise and shine sleepyheads. 333 00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:18,806 We have arrived at your destination. 334 00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:22,776 Open the door, and get some air. 335 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,278 Take in the view. 336 00:12:24,345 --> 00:12:25,246 [Indistinct] 337 00:12:26,347 --> 00:12:28,816 (helicopter blades whirring) 338 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:32,086 (happy music playing) 339 00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:36,957 - The plane, the plane! 340 00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:43,964 (happy music playing) 341 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:47,801 - If you get into trouble, you know where to find me. 342 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:50,304 I also do hostage and rescue situations. 343 00:12:50,371 --> 00:12:51,573 - Thanks. 344 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,307 Well, you're a man of your word, Buzz, 345 00:12:53,374 --> 00:12:55,209 So, here you go. 346 00:12:55,276 --> 00:12:56,110 Thank you. 347 00:13:00,682 --> 00:13:03,150 - Hey honey, I think it's this way. 348 00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:09,256 (Mariachi band playing) 349 00:13:11,425 --> 00:13:16,096 ♪ My name is Sancho ♪ 350 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,632 ♪ And I want to welcome you ♪ 351 00:13:17,699 --> 00:13:20,868 ♪ To Casa Suave ♪ 352 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:24,071 ♪ Ariba! Ariba! Ariba! Ariba! ♪ 353 00:13:24,138 --> 00:13:25,139 (clapping) 354 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:28,743 - Hola! Señor y Señora Maddox! 355 00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:29,476 - Gracias! 356 00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:37,552 - Oh, (chuckles) no, America. 357 00:13:39,153 --> 00:13:40,321 - America! 358 00:13:40,421 --> 00:13:42,089 Home of the brave! 359 00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:44,892 - Hola! 360 00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:47,895 - Okay, okay, okay. (claps) 361 00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:50,632 So much to do and so little time. 362 00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:54,168 (Mariachi band plays) 363 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,170 - Don't touch me. 364 00:13:56,236 --> 00:14:00,341 (Mariachi band continues playing) 365 00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:10,819 - Okay, Welcome! 366 00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:12,119 Bienvenidos! 367 00:14:12,186 --> 00:14:17,592 This is the room of living. 368 00:14:18,459 --> 00:14:19,059 Here, we have everything. 369 00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,027 If you have no clothes, 370 00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:21,763 I will give you clothes. 371 00:14:21,830 --> 00:14:23,297 - Do you have ESPN? 372 00:14:23,364 --> 00:14:25,299 Because the Sacramento kings are in the NBA finals tonight, 373 00:14:25,399 --> 00:14:27,267 and I've waited my whole life for this. 374 00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:28,936 - ESPN, yes. 375 00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,639 Yes, S-U-V, D-U-J. 376 00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,541 We have everything. 377 00:14:33,608 --> 00:14:37,378 - Right, but do you have ESPN? 378 00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:40,347 - (singing) I make dreams come true! 379 00:14:43,618 --> 00:14:45,986 Look, my friend, Blondie. 380 00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:47,354 You don't worry. 381 00:14:47,421 --> 00:14:50,792 We have it, we have it, we have it. 382 00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:53,127 Come on, come, come, come with me. 383 00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:55,597 Come, come, come, come, come. 384 00:14:55,663 --> 00:14:57,699 Come, come, come, come. 385 00:14:57,766 --> 00:15:01,969 Señor Shepley y Señorita Estados Unidos. 386 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:03,538 - [America] (singing) That's not my name. 387 00:15:03,638 --> 00:15:05,205 - Come, come, come. 388 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:06,106 Un momento. 389 00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:07,776 (Travis sighs) 390 00:15:07,876 --> 00:15:09,042 - Oh, he said to wait. 391 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:11,345 - Yeah, that's not happening, Señora Maddox. 392 00:15:11,445 --> 00:15:14,248 - Who says I'm taking Señora Maddox? 393 00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:16,250 I like my name. 394 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,252 Abby Abernathy is a great name. 395 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:19,821 It has a really good flow to it. 396 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,423 Oh, but Travis Abernathy? 397 00:15:22,524 --> 00:15:24,258 You could be trendsetting. 398 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,326 - You want to castrate me too? 399 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:27,995 - (laughs) No. 400 00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:29,597 - Hey, wait! 401 00:15:29,664 --> 00:15:30,698 - What? 402 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:34,001 - You almost just crossed the threshold. 403 00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,170 - Oh! 404 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:38,038 - It's bad luck, you know. 405 00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:40,474 You know we Maddoxes have our own form of this tradition? 406 00:15:40,542 --> 00:15:41,375 - Really? 407 00:15:41,442 --> 00:15:42,342 - Mm-hmm. 408 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:43,745 (Abby shrieks) 409 00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:45,979 - Well, this isn't too barbaric. 410 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:47,582 - [Travis] Horny. 411 00:15:47,682 --> 00:15:48,449 - [Abby] Oh my God! 412 00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:49,316 This is so cute. 413 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:50,417 - [Travis] Yeah! 414 00:15:50,484 --> 00:15:51,351 - Look, look, look, it has our initials! 415 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:52,386 Wait, hold on. 416 00:15:52,453 --> 00:15:53,387 Wait, wait, wait, I wanna get a photo. 417 00:15:53,454 --> 00:15:53,888 I wanna get a photo. 418 00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,122 Okay. 419 00:15:55,189 --> 00:15:57,224 No, I want you to hold me for the photo. 420 00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:57,958 - Okay. 421 00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:58,893 - Lift me up. 422 00:15:58,959 --> 00:15:59,761 - [Travis] Lifting. (groans) 423 00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:00,595 - Smile. 424 00:16:00,662 --> 00:16:02,196 - Okay, okay, okay. 425 00:16:02,296 --> 00:16:02,996 - Okay. 426 00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:04,699 Now get one of me on the bed. 427 00:16:07,502 --> 00:16:09,504 No, actually will you hold it lower 428 00:16:09,571 --> 00:16:11,271 and then will you flip it? 429 00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:12,172 You like it? 430 00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:13,541 - [Travis] I like it, yeah. 431 00:16:13,608 --> 00:16:14,709 - Okay, will you do one more flipped the other way? 432 00:16:14,776 --> 00:16:15,777 - Got it, I got it, I got it. 433 00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:16,911 - Got it? - [Travis] I got it. 434 00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:17,545 - Okay, do you want one on the bed? 435 00:16:17,612 --> 00:16:18,713 - No. 436 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:23,250 - (gasps) No, but it was so cute with our initials on it. 437 00:16:23,317 --> 00:16:24,184 - T and A. 438 00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:25,787 It stands for titty and ass, 439 00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:27,387 cuz you got the best. 440 00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,323 (Abby shouts) 441 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,793 - You are such a neanderthal. 442 00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,728 - Ooo-gah, Ooo-gah. 443 00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:36,531 - (laughs) Ooh-gah? 444 00:16:36,598 --> 00:16:38,232 - Ooo-gah hate this pillow. 445 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:40,668 - [Abby] This Ooo-gah wanna consummate his marriage? 446 00:16:40,735 --> 00:16:41,803 - Ooo-gah wanna fuck. 447 00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:42,670 - [Abby] Yeah? 448 00:16:42,737 --> 00:16:44,271 - Ooo-gah. 449 00:16:44,338 --> 00:16:44,806 Ooo-gah. 450 00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,541 (Abby laughs) 451 00:16:46,608 --> 00:16:50,077 (soft music playing) 452 00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:58,285 (mariachi band playing 'La Cucaracha') 453 00:16:58,352 --> 00:16:59,253 - Adios! 454 00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:00,788 - No, thank you. - No, thank you! 455 00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:01,890 - No, gracias! 456 00:17:01,990 --> 00:17:02,957 - No, thank you. 457 00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:06,093 - [Travis] Thank you, no, no, no. 458 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:09,931 I don't know about you, 459 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,966 but hearing a traditional Mexican song 460 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:14,702 about a cockroach really gets me in the mood. 461 00:17:14,769 --> 00:17:16,103 - Here. 462 00:17:16,771 --> 00:17:17,705 How about this? 463 00:17:17,772 --> 00:17:18,606 (soft music plays) 464 00:17:18,673 --> 00:17:20,107 - Thank you, much better. 465 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,342 Where were we? 466 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:23,377 - Come here. 467 00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:32,520 - Condoms. 468 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,122 Shit. 469 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:38,258 - Is this the only protection we have? 470 00:17:39,661 --> 00:17:40,628 - I didn't bring any. 471 00:17:40,695 --> 00:17:41,495 Did you? 472 00:17:41,563 --> 00:17:42,630 - No. 473 00:17:42,697 --> 00:17:43,998 - Wait a minute. 474 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:46,433 We don't need protection, we're married. 475 00:17:46,534 --> 00:17:47,467 (Travis hisses) 476 00:17:47,535 --> 00:17:49,037 - Easy, Dracula. 477 00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:52,139 I'm too young to be married, let alone have a kid. 478 00:17:53,808 --> 00:17:56,611 - (sighs) We can pull out. 479 00:17:56,678 --> 00:17:57,912 - No. 480 00:17:57,979 --> 00:18:00,280 - I have complete control over my seminal fluid emission. 481 00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:02,282 - That's a cliche that's caused like thousands 482 00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:04,151 of unwanted pregnancies. 483 00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:08,823 We could do other things. 484 00:18:09,557 --> 00:18:11,158 Other things like, 485 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,328 (lively music playing) 486 00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:15,162 this. 487 00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:18,198 - That's interesting. 488 00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:24,438 I was thinking other things like this. 489 00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:29,611 - Ooh, that's interesting. 490 00:18:30,712 --> 00:18:32,714 - Yeah, this is good. 491 00:18:33,715 --> 00:18:35,315 This is better actually. 492 00:18:36,584 --> 00:18:37,619 - This is fun. 493 00:18:37,719 --> 00:18:39,020 - This is fun. 494 00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:40,220 I'm glad we're doing this. 495 00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:42,056 - Right, I'm glad we're doing this. 496 00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:43,390 We should really do it more often. 497 00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:43,992 - I agree. 498 00:18:44,058 --> 00:18:45,660 No, this is great. 499 00:18:45,727 --> 00:18:46,493 Those are my balls. 500 00:18:46,594 --> 00:18:48,529 - Mmm-hmm. 501 00:18:48,596 --> 00:18:49,697 - It's cool. 502 00:18:49,764 --> 00:18:50,665 - A little faster? 503 00:18:50,732 --> 00:18:53,668 - Yeah, let's go really fast right now. 504 00:18:53,735 --> 00:18:55,469 Let's kick this up a notch. 505 00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:58,806 - Are you satisfied? 506 00:18:58,873 --> 00:19:00,207 I'm satisfied. 507 00:19:01,876 --> 00:19:02,810 - No. 508 00:19:02,877 --> 00:19:04,211 - Come here. 509 00:19:05,513 --> 00:19:06,346 Okay. 510 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,616 Get 'em off, get 'em off. 511 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:15,023 We're gonna be safe, right? 512 00:19:15,123 --> 00:19:16,057 - Yeah. 513 00:19:16,124 --> 00:19:17,692 - You're not gonna get a drop! 514 00:19:17,759 --> 00:19:18,559 - I promise. 515 00:19:18,626 --> 00:19:19,560 - Got it? 516 00:19:19,627 --> 00:19:20,227 - Mm-hmm. 517 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:23,631 (lively music playing) 518 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:26,100 - Just an inch. 519 00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:27,234 - An inch. 520 00:19:28,770 --> 00:19:29,570 - Just an inch. 521 00:19:29,637 --> 00:19:30,370 (ding) 522 00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:31,238 (cartoon penis woos) 523 00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:33,975 (Abby moans) 524 00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:34,976 - Yeah. - [Travis] Yeah. 525 00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:36,611 - It's a nice inch. 526 00:19:36,678 --> 00:19:38,813 (Travis chuckles) 527 00:19:38,913 --> 00:19:40,114 Maybe like a little- 528 00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:41,348 - Another inch? 529 00:19:41,415 --> 00:19:42,349 - A little bit more, like another inch? 530 00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:43,450 Yeah, maybe another inch. 531 00:19:43,551 --> 00:19:44,118 (ding) 532 00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:44,986 (cartoon penis woos) 533 00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:46,521 - Another inch? 534 00:19:47,555 --> 00:19:48,556 - Yeah. 535 00:19:48,656 --> 00:19:51,092 But maybe like a, 536 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,594 - You're gonna have to be more clear. 537 00:19:53,661 --> 00:19:54,595 - No, I just- 538 00:19:54,662 --> 00:19:55,462 - I don't under- 539 00:19:55,530 --> 00:19:56,263 (ding) 540 00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:57,598 (cartoon penis roars) 541 00:19:57,665 --> 00:20:00,400 (Travis moans) 542 00:20:01,803 --> 00:20:02,804 - Now, that's in. 543 00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:05,272 - That feels way better without the rubber. 544 00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:06,641 Yeah, like, whoa. 545 00:20:06,708 --> 00:20:07,508 (Abby moans) 546 00:20:07,575 --> 00:20:08,576 Okay. 547 00:20:08,676 --> 00:20:09,242 Oh. 548 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:12,146 (both moaning) 549 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:14,749 Babe, you're blacking my escape hatch. 550 00:20:14,816 --> 00:20:15,717 - Oh, I'm so close. 551 00:20:15,817 --> 00:20:17,885 - Oh, I know, but so am I. 552 00:20:17,952 --> 00:20:19,987 That's why this is a problem. 553 00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:21,656 - Oh, Goddammit! 554 00:20:21,723 --> 00:20:22,757 (Travis groans) 555 00:20:22,824 --> 00:20:24,792 (Abby screams) 556 00:20:24,859 --> 00:20:26,861 Go get me a condom, like now! 557 00:20:26,928 --> 00:20:28,129 - Where? 558 00:20:28,196 --> 00:20:29,463 It's not like there's a CVS across the street. 559 00:20:29,530 --> 00:20:30,765 - I don't know, Shepley. 560 00:20:30,832 --> 00:20:31,766 Shepley must have condoms. 561 00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:33,433 - Okay, fine, I'm going. 562 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:36,838 (Lively music playing) 563 00:20:37,839 --> 00:20:39,941 (knocking on door) 564 00:20:40,007 --> 00:20:41,909 (girls shout) 565 00:20:41,976 --> 00:20:43,044 Hola! 566 00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:44,277 No, no, don't touch the pillow. 567 00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:49,316 (Mariachi band plays 'La Cucaracha') 568 00:20:51,719 --> 00:20:52,754 - Hey, Travis? 569 00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:55,056 You got any condoms, you got any condoms on you? 570 00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:56,691 Because I, because I ran out. 571 00:20:56,791 --> 00:21:00,061 (mariachi band continues playing) 572 00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:02,663 (thunder crashing) 573 00:21:02,730 --> 00:21:04,331 (Abby sighs) 574 00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:07,467 (waves crashing) 575 00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:09,570 (insects chirping) (birds chirping) 576 00:21:09,670 --> 00:21:14,742 (metal clinks) (insects chirping) 577 00:21:15,877 --> 00:21:18,478 (Sancho speaking in Spanish) 578 00:21:18,546 --> 00:21:19,714 (Travis speaking in Spanish) 579 00:21:19,814 --> 00:21:21,182 - [Sancho] You look like a man in love. 580 00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:22,315 - Thank you. 581 00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:24,051 - A man's man in love. - Thanks. 582 00:21:24,152 --> 00:21:25,586 - A man's man- 583 00:21:25,686 --> 00:21:26,788 - Where's my wife? - Man. 584 00:21:26,854 --> 00:21:28,623 (insects chirping) (gentle music) 585 00:21:28,689 --> 00:21:30,691 She's ready. (gentle music) 586 00:21:30,758 --> 00:21:33,094 (shoes clacking) 587 00:21:33,161 --> 00:21:34,796 - Ta-da! (insects chirping) 588 00:21:34,896 --> 00:21:35,963 - Wow. 589 00:21:36,030 --> 00:21:37,932 You look amazing. - Thank you. 590 00:21:38,032 --> 00:21:39,267 (shoes clacking) (gentle music) 591 00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:40,367 So do you. 592 00:21:44,071 --> 00:21:45,606 (Sancho speaking in Spanish) 593 00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:49,010 (gentle music) (insects chirping) 594 00:21:49,076 --> 00:21:52,747 (shoes clacking) (gentle music) 595 00:21:52,847 --> 00:21:56,584 - Wow. Look at this. - This is beautiful. 596 00:21:56,651 --> 00:21:57,518 Thank you. 597 00:21:59,053 --> 00:22:00,521 - Eh, eh, eh, eh. 598 00:22:02,657 --> 00:22:03,191 Sit. 599 00:22:03,257 --> 00:22:04,357 There you go. 600 00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:05,392 There you go. (Travis clears throat) 601 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:06,961 Very good. Very good. 602 00:22:07,028 --> 00:22:12,399 Now, Pino has prepared a traditional seven-course meal 603 00:22:14,068 --> 00:22:16,137 for newlyweds especially. 604 00:22:16,204 --> 00:22:19,406 - Thank you. - Okay. Enjoy. 605 00:22:21,943 --> 00:22:23,878 (Travis sighs) Pino? 606 00:22:23,945 --> 00:22:27,014 - Well, here's to us. 607 00:22:27,081 --> 00:22:28,883 And happily ever after. 608 00:22:28,950 --> 00:22:30,284 I love you, pigeon. 609 00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:31,652 - I love you too. (glasses clinking) 610 00:22:31,752 --> 00:22:36,824 (insects chirping) (gentle music) 611 00:22:37,959 --> 00:22:39,861 So I, I made this. 612 00:22:39,927 --> 00:22:41,262 - I didn't know we were doing gifts. 613 00:22:41,329 --> 00:22:42,563 - Yeah. 614 00:22:42,630 --> 00:22:44,165 It's just a little something I made on the flight 615 00:22:44,232 --> 00:22:45,700 while you were sleeping. 616 00:22:46,634 --> 00:22:48,169 Travis, I love you so much. 617 00:22:48,236 --> 00:22:49,436 - I love you too. 618 00:22:50,972 --> 00:22:51,873 What is it? 619 00:22:51,939 --> 00:22:53,741 - [Abby] It's a pro/con list to see if, 620 00:22:53,808 --> 00:22:56,244 if we should stay married or- - Or- 621 00:22:56,777 --> 00:22:59,446 - Or we get a quick annulment. 622 00:23:00,848 --> 00:23:01,349 Whoopsies. 623 00:23:01,414 --> 00:23:02,917 What happened? 624 00:23:02,984 --> 00:23:04,886 - Why is it so decorated? 625 00:23:04,986 --> 00:23:06,153 - I thought that maybe 626 00:23:06,220 --> 00:23:07,355 if you saw how much effort, I put into making it pretty, 627 00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:09,824 you would, you'd maybe like it. 628 00:23:09,891 --> 00:23:10,992 - I don't like it. 629 00:23:11,058 --> 00:23:13,928 This is like getting cancer news framed. 630 00:23:13,995 --> 00:23:15,229 This is a pro/con list. 631 00:23:15,329 --> 00:23:17,598 - Just to help us gain some clarity, only while we're here. 632 00:23:17,665 --> 00:23:20,301 And look, I even gave this a 30-point head start 633 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,603 because you have the biggest dick. 634 00:23:22,670 --> 00:23:24,705 - Ooh, who's got the big dick? 635 00:23:24,772 --> 00:23:26,040 - This guy. 636 00:23:26,140 --> 00:23:27,308 - I knew it! 637 00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:28,910 I knew it! I knew it! 638 00:23:28,976 --> 00:23:33,480 That is why you are so self-confident. (laughs) 639 00:23:34,015 --> 00:23:36,350 I knew a powerful 640 00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:40,321 and successful man who, alas, 641 00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:41,488 had a small dick, he was a insecure. 642 00:23:41,555 --> 00:23:42,723 - I'll agree to this 643 00:23:42,790 --> 00:23:44,158 if you get him to stop talking about it. 644 00:23:44,225 --> 00:23:47,728 - Deal. Sancho, what is this? - Soup. That is soup. 645 00:23:47,828 --> 00:23:51,365 That is the first course. Yes. 646 00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:55,102 I shall be back. (laughs) 647 00:23:55,169 --> 00:23:58,105 (gentle music) 648 00:23:58,172 --> 00:24:00,207 - Yum. (Travis sighs) 649 00:24:00,308 --> 00:24:02,944 (phone buzzing) Mm. 650 00:24:03,044 --> 00:24:04,512 This is amazing. 651 00:24:05,746 --> 00:24:06,981 You know, this reminds me of, 652 00:24:07,048 --> 00:24:09,150 of this one time when I was, I was really young. 653 00:24:09,216 --> 00:24:10,952 I think I was... 654 00:24:11,018 --> 00:24:13,287 I dunno, I must have been around 12 or, or something. 655 00:24:13,354 --> 00:24:16,390 And my grandmother, she's passed, 656 00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:18,859 but she was so funny and wonderful. 657 00:24:18,926 --> 00:24:19,794 - Well, screw her. 658 00:24:20,728 --> 00:24:22,730 - Screw my dead grandmother? 659 00:24:22,797 --> 00:24:24,432 - Oh. 660 00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:26,801 When do I get to meet her? - What? 661 00:24:26,867 --> 00:24:28,269 Travis, are you listening to me? 662 00:24:28,336 --> 00:24:30,037 - I'm sorry. 663 00:24:30,104 --> 00:24:31,272 I'm not feeling very well. 664 00:24:31,339 --> 00:24:34,241 I do not want to ruin this moment. 665 00:24:34,342 --> 00:24:36,310 I'm gonna run off and throw up, 666 00:24:36,377 --> 00:24:37,311 and I will be right back, okay? 667 00:24:37,378 --> 00:24:40,614 - Oh, no. Okay. (gentle music) 668 00:24:40,681 --> 00:24:41,749 (gentle upbeat music) 669 00:24:41,849 --> 00:24:45,052 - I love you. (gentle upbeat music) 670 00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:46,687 So happy we're married. 671 00:24:48,222 --> 00:24:49,690 What's the score? 672 00:24:49,757 --> 00:24:51,025 - Fourth quarter just started. 673 00:24:51,092 --> 00:24:51,993 We're down by 12. 674 00:24:52,093 --> 00:24:52,960 - Fuck! 675 00:24:53,961 --> 00:24:54,829 - Yeah. 676 00:24:55,629 --> 00:24:57,865 Dude, you're about to lose 1,000 bucks. 677 00:25:00,101 --> 00:25:02,970 - Shit! (door thuds) 678 00:25:05,373 --> 00:25:06,907 - Are you feeling better? - Uh, yeah. 679 00:25:06,974 --> 00:25:07,842 Feeling better. 680 00:25:07,908 --> 00:25:08,642 Mmm, soup. 681 00:25:08,743 --> 00:25:13,748 (Abby chuckles) (Travis slurps) 682 00:25:14,915 --> 00:25:17,685 - Oh, somebody liked the soup. 683 00:25:18,652 --> 00:25:21,022 - Ah. It was delicious, Sancho. I'm stuffed. 684 00:25:21,088 --> 00:25:24,191 - No, that is only the first course, senor. 685 00:25:24,258 --> 00:25:26,227 There are six more. - Six? 686 00:25:26,293 --> 00:25:27,361 Can we bring them all out 687 00:25:27,428 --> 00:25:28,596 at the same time? - Uh, sure. 688 00:25:28,662 --> 00:25:29,964 - That's not how it works, Travis. 689 00:25:30,064 --> 00:25:31,565 - Oh, well, I'm just tryna be efficient. 690 00:25:31,665 --> 00:25:32,767 - No, it's okay. 691 00:25:32,833 --> 00:25:34,201 Okay, it's not a problem. 692 00:25:34,268 --> 00:25:35,903 I can handle this. 693 00:25:36,003 --> 00:25:36,937 (triangle dings) 694 00:25:37,004 --> 00:25:37,772 Pino! 695 00:25:37,838 --> 00:25:38,973 - It's fine. It's fine. 696 00:25:39,073 --> 00:25:40,941 - No, please. - I, no triangle. 697 00:25:41,008 --> 00:25:42,343 (triangle dings) 698 00:25:42,410 --> 00:25:45,946 - It always works. 699 00:25:46,013 --> 00:25:48,616 (gentle music) 700 00:25:48,682 --> 00:25:50,117 - Are you okay? 701 00:25:50,184 --> 00:25:52,186 - Yeah. I'm fine. 702 00:25:52,286 --> 00:25:54,221 (food crunching) 703 00:25:54,288 --> 00:25:55,823 So, how's your dad? 704 00:25:55,890 --> 00:25:56,757 - What? 705 00:25:57,825 --> 00:25:59,360 - I'm sorry. (spits) 706 00:25:59,427 --> 00:26:01,128 I was just trying to make conversation. 707 00:26:01,195 --> 00:26:02,496 I'm not feeling too good. 708 00:26:02,563 --> 00:26:04,765 (gentle upbeat music) 709 00:26:04,832 --> 00:26:05,566 Score? 710 00:26:05,633 --> 00:26:06,467 - (stutters) We're down by two. 711 00:26:06,535 --> 00:26:09,538 - Yes! (Shepley claps) 712 00:26:09,603 --> 00:26:10,771 - Dude, you can't miss this! (door thuds) 713 00:26:10,838 --> 00:26:11,772 - Fuck dinner, fuck dinner. 714 00:26:11,839 --> 00:26:12,773 One minute. - Yeah. 715 00:26:16,110 --> 00:26:19,080 Okay. Go, go, go, go! - Whoo. (laughs) 716 00:26:19,180 --> 00:26:20,614 (Sancho humming) 717 00:26:20,714 --> 00:26:22,349 - Oh, you can just leave that next to his soup. 718 00:26:22,450 --> 00:26:23,951 He's not feeling well. 719 00:26:24,018 --> 00:26:25,786 (insects chirping) (birds chirping) 720 00:26:25,853 --> 00:26:29,423 - Yeah! (dishes clanking) 721 00:26:29,490 --> 00:26:31,659 - Oh! - Oh, my God. 722 00:26:31,725 --> 00:26:32,960 - Oh, my God. - Let's go, baby! 723 00:26:33,027 --> 00:26:34,529 - It's happening! It's happening! 724 00:26:34,595 --> 00:26:36,531 Come here, come here, baby! Come here! 725 00:26:36,597 --> 00:26:39,667 (Travis and Shepley cheering) 726 00:26:39,733 --> 00:26:41,536 - (laughs) Dude, I can't believe it! 727 00:26:41,602 --> 00:26:43,370 - Fucking blow my back! 728 00:26:43,471 --> 00:26:45,507 Blow it out! - Whoa! (laughs) 729 00:26:45,606 --> 00:26:46,974 Blow my back! - Okay. Okay. 730 00:26:47,074 --> 00:26:47,808 Oh! 731 00:26:49,877 --> 00:26:51,112 - Maddox special (indistinct) - Wait, wait, wait. 732 00:26:51,178 --> 00:26:52,413 I need to look sick. I need to look sick. 733 00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:53,347 - Oh, you need to, oh, yeah. 734 00:26:53,414 --> 00:26:54,415 You look a little too good. 735 00:26:54,482 --> 00:26:55,950 - Soak me! - Okay. Ho, ho. 736 00:26:56,016 --> 00:26:58,587 - Soak me! (Shepley blows) 737 00:26:58,652 --> 00:26:59,521 Fucking get me (indistinct) (Shepley laughs) 738 00:26:59,620 --> 00:27:00,555 (Travis and Shepley cheering) 739 00:27:00,654 --> 00:27:02,591 (Travis and Shepley screaming) 740 00:27:02,656 --> 00:27:04,425 - Are you okay? How's your tummy? 741 00:27:04,492 --> 00:27:06,127 You look a little bit clammy. 742 00:27:07,361 --> 00:27:10,297 - I'm fine. 743 00:27:10,364 --> 00:27:11,699 I was.. 744 00:27:13,234 --> 00:27:14,702 The game and... 745 00:27:14,768 --> 00:27:16,103 How mad are you? 746 00:27:16,170 --> 00:27:18,439 - Well, you bailed on wedding night dinner. 747 00:27:18,507 --> 00:27:20,174 (buzzer buzzing) Minus five points. 748 00:27:20,241 --> 00:27:21,842 You lied. Minus five points. 749 00:27:21,909 --> 00:27:24,311 And then you insulted my dead grandmother. 750 00:27:24,378 --> 00:27:26,013 Minus five points. 751 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,715 - Shit, that's a lot of points. 752 00:27:27,781 --> 00:27:29,116 (gentle music) 753 00:27:29,183 --> 00:27:32,253 - [Narrator] Knowing he had fucked up really bad, 754 00:27:32,319 --> 00:27:36,757 Travis planned the happiest two days of Abby's life. 755 00:27:36,824 --> 00:27:40,694 (gentle upbeat music) (water sloshing) 756 00:27:40,794 --> 00:27:46,000 (birds chirping) (gentle upbeat music) 757 00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:52,006 (Travis and band singing in foreign language) 758 00:27:59,548 --> 00:28:01,749 (Abby laughing) 759 00:28:01,815 --> 00:28:07,021 (Travis and band singing in foreign language) 760 00:28:22,236 --> 00:28:27,041 (singer singing in Spanish language) 761 00:28:28,342 --> 00:28:30,778 (waves crashing) 762 00:28:30,844 --> 00:28:35,316 (singer singing in Spanish language) 763 00:28:45,192 --> 00:28:46,093 (glasses clinks) 764 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:50,197 (singer singing in Spanish language) 765 00:29:10,017 --> 00:29:15,089 (singer singing in Spanish language continues) 766 00:29:16,357 --> 00:29:17,224 (bell dings) 767 00:29:17,291 --> 00:29:22,830 (thunder rumbling) (rain pattering) 768 00:29:30,371 --> 00:29:32,806 (Sancho speaking in Spanish) 769 00:29:32,906 --> 00:29:37,244 (Travis groans) - Left hand green. 770 00:29:38,647 --> 00:29:40,881 - Fire in the hole. (laughs) (farts) 771 00:29:40,948 --> 00:29:42,449 (Travis coughs) 772 00:29:42,517 --> 00:29:43,685 (thunder rumbling) 773 00:29:43,752 --> 00:29:45,853 - [America] If you were smart, you'd quit. 774 00:29:45,919 --> 00:29:47,888 - Yeah, but then you'd never respect me. 775 00:29:47,955 --> 00:29:49,890 - [America] Who says I ever respected you? 776 00:29:49,957 --> 00:29:52,493 - (laughs) Oh! 777 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:54,361 Oh, no. 778 00:29:54,428 --> 00:29:56,230 Oh, no, don't. 779 00:29:56,297 --> 00:29:56,997 Don't you... 780 00:29:57,064 --> 00:29:58,299 Okay, you know what? 781 00:29:58,365 --> 00:30:00,000 - [America] No, no, no, no, no, no. 782 00:30:00,067 --> 00:30:01,636 - Why, dude? - Stop. 783 00:30:01,703 --> 00:30:03,738 ♪ What's a matter you, hey ♪ 784 00:30:03,804 --> 00:30:05,740 ♪ Gotta no respect, hey ♪ 785 00:30:05,806 --> 00:30:07,742 ♪ What a you think you do, hey ♪ 786 00:30:07,808 --> 00:30:09,711 ♪ Why you looking so sad, hey ♪ 787 00:30:09,810 --> 00:30:11,746 ♪ It's not so bad, hey ♪ 788 00:30:11,812 --> 00:30:13,447 ♪ It's a nice a place ♪ 789 00:30:13,548 --> 00:30:15,015 ♪ Ah shaddap-a you face ♪ 790 00:30:15,082 --> 00:30:18,152 (Shepley caws and shrieks) 791 00:30:18,218 --> 00:30:19,754 - Oh, oh, oh, oh. You're a stork. 792 00:30:19,820 --> 00:30:21,623 Yeah, you're an angry stork. 793 00:30:21,690 --> 00:30:22,524 I, I don't know. 794 00:30:22,590 --> 00:30:23,991 I don't... 795 00:30:24,091 --> 00:30:25,326 What are you doing? (Shepley caws and shrieks) 796 00:30:25,392 --> 00:30:29,430 - Hey. Baby pterodactyl. - Thank you. Thank you. 797 00:30:29,531 --> 00:30:30,765 - How did you get that? 798 00:30:30,831 --> 00:30:32,299 - You're good at cards, I'm good at charades. 799 00:30:32,366 --> 00:30:34,301 - Mm. I'd love to just hunt one of those things. 800 00:30:34,368 --> 00:30:38,038 Have a little baby pterodactyl above the fireplace. 801 00:30:39,006 --> 00:30:41,108 - How about we just stick to deer? 802 00:30:41,175 --> 00:30:42,176 You're up. 803 00:30:45,179 --> 00:30:46,080 Movie. 804 00:30:47,114 --> 00:30:49,016 - "American in Paris." - Yes! Winner. 805 00:30:49,116 --> 00:30:51,519 - This is rigged. - How's it rigged? 806 00:30:51,586 --> 00:30:52,453 - [America] She pointed to me 807 00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:53,755 and it's her favorite movie. 808 00:30:53,887 --> 00:30:56,056 - I didn't know that was your favorite movie. 809 00:30:56,123 --> 00:30:58,025 - I've always planned on living in Paris. 810 00:30:58,125 --> 00:31:01,195 - How am I gonna pursue criminal justice living in Paris? 811 00:31:02,262 --> 00:31:04,064 - I don't know. (insects chirping) 812 00:31:04,131 --> 00:31:05,466 I mean, I, I also didn't know 813 00:31:05,533 --> 00:31:07,669 that we were gonna get married after three months. 814 00:31:07,736 --> 00:31:11,071 (insects chirping) 815 00:31:12,005 --> 00:31:13,107 - Okay, new game. 816 00:31:13,173 --> 00:31:15,543 How about Never Have I Ever? 817 00:31:15,610 --> 00:31:16,944 - My favorite game. 818 00:31:17,010 --> 00:31:20,080 I always lose, you know. 819 00:31:20,749 --> 00:31:22,349 - Okay. I will start. 820 00:31:23,417 --> 00:31:26,253 Never have I ever joined the mile high club. 821 00:31:26,353 --> 00:31:29,657 - The mile high? 822 00:31:29,824 --> 00:31:34,596 - (laughs) Long time ago back when, 823 00:31:34,662 --> 00:31:39,099 Pan Am, I satisfied many. 824 00:31:39,166 --> 00:31:41,301 - Oh, did you? - You? 825 00:31:41,368 --> 00:31:42,369 - Yeah, yeah. 826 00:31:42,436 --> 00:31:45,707 No, I, I've broken down a few lavatory doors 827 00:31:45,774 --> 00:31:47,040 on United myself. 828 00:31:47,107 --> 00:31:52,246 - No, (laughs) I knew, we had something in common. 829 00:31:53,046 --> 00:31:55,717 - Yes, my friend. - A yeah. Yes. (laughs) 830 00:31:55,784 --> 00:31:57,117 - I'm gonna go for a walk. 831 00:31:57,184 --> 00:31:58,986 (bottle thuds) - Uh-oh. 832 00:31:59,052 --> 00:32:01,121 I said something bad. 833 00:32:01,221 --> 00:32:03,991 - What's her problem? - What's your problem? 834 00:32:04,057 --> 00:32:07,261 (insects chirping) 835 00:32:14,602 --> 00:32:18,005 - You wanna talk about it? (insects chirping) 836 00:32:18,071 --> 00:32:19,273 - Talk about what? 837 00:32:20,073 --> 00:32:21,008 How we're married, 838 00:32:21,074 --> 00:32:22,443 and we barely know each other? 839 00:32:23,977 --> 00:32:26,548 - That's not true. - I mean, kind of. 840 00:32:26,614 --> 00:32:29,483 I wanna move to Paris and apparently you love having sex 841 00:32:29,551 --> 00:32:30,552 on airplanes. 842 00:32:31,418 --> 00:32:32,720 - Have you ever stopped to think, 843 00:32:32,787 --> 00:32:34,455 maybe why I'm against an annulment? 844 00:32:35,489 --> 00:32:37,424 What couple do you know that has survived one? 845 00:32:37,491 --> 00:32:40,628 (insects chirping) (water sloshing) 846 00:32:40,695 --> 00:32:43,464 - Hmm? (water sloshing) 847 00:32:45,999 --> 00:32:48,536 - I see your point. (water sloshing) 848 00:32:48,636 --> 00:32:52,807 - Look, if you're worried about Paris, screw it. 849 00:32:52,874 --> 00:32:54,308 Let's move to Paris. 850 00:32:55,108 --> 00:32:56,644 I can promise you, 851 00:32:56,711 --> 00:32:59,179 we'll never have a dull moment. 852 00:33:00,715 --> 00:33:02,517 - [Abby] I have no doubt. 853 00:33:02,584 --> 00:33:04,686 - Speaking of which, 854 00:33:04,752 --> 00:33:06,487 have you ever had pool sex? 855 00:33:06,588 --> 00:33:07,321 (water sloshing) 856 00:33:07,387 --> 00:33:10,592 - Excuse me? (water sloshing) 857 00:33:11,860 --> 00:33:14,394 Is it anything like shower sex? 858 00:33:14,461 --> 00:33:15,429 - It is. 859 00:33:15,496 --> 00:33:17,197 I only, it's a lot prettier in the movies. 860 00:33:17,264 --> 00:33:19,233 - Well, I think I'm gonna pass on anything 861 00:33:19,299 --> 00:33:21,936 of yours entering me until it's wearing a raincoat. 862 00:33:22,002 --> 00:33:26,306 ♪ Makes me, makes me, makes me so (indistinct) ♪ 863 00:33:26,406 --> 00:33:28,075 ♪ Makes me, makes me, makes me ♪ 864 00:33:28,141 --> 00:33:32,212 - [Narrator] Abby and Travis thought the worst was over, 865 00:33:32,279 --> 00:33:35,683 but the worst was yet to come. 866 00:33:35,750 --> 00:33:40,755 (gentle music) (shoes clacking) 867 00:33:44,592 --> 00:33:49,229 (singer singing in Spanish language) 868 00:33:55,202 --> 00:34:00,542 (birds chirping) (distant people chattering) 869 00:34:05,045 --> 00:34:09,249 (Abby and Miguel laughing) 870 00:34:09,316 --> 00:34:10,885 - Yeah? - Throw, catch. 871 00:34:10,952 --> 00:34:12,987 Throw, catch. Throw, catch. 872 00:34:13,053 --> 00:34:14,722 - Oh, my God, you have such good coordination. 873 00:34:14,789 --> 00:34:17,257 I don't think I could do it. 874 00:34:17,324 --> 00:34:21,261 (Miguel and Abby laughing) 875 00:34:22,195 --> 00:34:23,598 Ooh. So close. 876 00:34:23,665 --> 00:34:26,400 (gentle music) 877 00:34:28,068 --> 00:34:33,273 Morning. (Miguel speaking in Spanish) 878 00:34:33,942 --> 00:34:35,677 Those are good grapes, huh? 879 00:34:37,377 --> 00:34:40,180 I guess, you don't like them. 880 00:34:42,717 --> 00:34:43,718 (Miguel speaking in Spanish) 881 00:34:43,818 --> 00:34:47,287 (gentle upbeat music) 882 00:34:53,628 --> 00:34:55,563 - I should get back to work. - Yeah. 883 00:34:55,630 --> 00:35:01,168 (gentle upbeat music) (birds chirping) 884 00:35:02,235 --> 00:35:04,338 - It's cute, right? - Oh, it's adorable. 885 00:35:04,404 --> 00:35:06,574 - Would you hunt this? - What? 886 00:35:06,641 --> 00:35:10,177 - Have this up on your mantle? - What? 887 00:35:10,979 --> 00:35:12,780 That's a lot of salt, babe. 888 00:35:12,847 --> 00:35:14,281 - Yeah, I like salt. 889 00:35:14,381 --> 00:35:16,951 Do you not know that about me? (speaking in Spanish) 890 00:35:17,018 --> 00:35:17,986 (Travis speaking in Spanish) 891 00:35:18,052 --> 00:35:20,454 - Good morning. (birds chirping) 892 00:35:20,521 --> 00:35:25,893 (gentle music) (birds chirping) 893 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:33,467 Is that all I get? 894 00:35:33,534 --> 00:35:35,435 - I said hi to you this morning. 895 00:35:35,503 --> 00:35:36,236 - Oh. 896 00:35:36,303 --> 00:35:37,705 Is that what that was 897 00:35:37,805 --> 00:35:39,540 when you showed your cock to the worker? 898 00:35:39,607 --> 00:35:40,608 (Shepley gags) 899 00:35:40,675 --> 00:35:42,342 - Well, you were so busy juggling balls, 900 00:35:42,409 --> 00:35:44,045 I thought I'd show you mine. 901 00:35:44,144 --> 00:35:45,813 Can't have everything, I guess. 902 00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,248 - Yeah, guess you can't. 903 00:35:48,315 --> 00:35:50,484 (birds chirping) 904 00:35:50,551 --> 00:35:55,657 (tense music) (seagulls squawking) 905 00:35:56,456 --> 00:35:57,357 - Hey, so what's going on? 906 00:35:57,424 --> 00:35:58,626 What happened this morning? 907 00:35:59,426 --> 00:36:00,828 Come on, talk to me. 908 00:36:00,895 --> 00:36:01,829 - Well, there was this guy, 909 00:36:01,896 --> 00:36:02,997 and he was outside juggling 910 00:36:03,064 --> 00:36:04,098 and I've always wanted to know how to- 911 00:36:04,164 --> 00:36:05,265 - [Shepley] Mare! (America groans) 912 00:36:05,332 --> 00:36:06,500 - What is wrong with everyone today? 913 00:36:06,567 --> 00:36:08,368 - [Shepley] Mare, where are you? 914 00:36:08,435 --> 00:36:10,705 - So your new friend gonna join us down at the beach? 915 00:36:10,772 --> 00:36:12,106 - His name is Miguel and no, 916 00:36:12,172 --> 00:36:14,709 because you scared him off your big dick. 917 00:36:14,776 --> 00:36:17,210 - Mare! 918 00:36:17,277 --> 00:36:18,345 Hey, guys. Hey, hey. 919 00:36:18,412 --> 00:36:21,716 Have you seen Mare? (birds chirping) 920 00:36:21,783 --> 00:36:24,118 (gentle music) 921 00:36:24,184 --> 00:36:25,753 - Look, I know I can be possessive. 922 00:36:25,820 --> 00:36:26,788 - You? No. 923 00:36:26,854 --> 00:36:28,823 - I just don't like when guys touch you. 924 00:36:28,890 --> 00:36:30,390 - Well, Travis, you have to get over that. 925 00:36:30,457 --> 00:36:32,225 What if I have a male gynecologist one day? 926 00:36:32,325 --> 00:36:34,162 - Why would you have a male gynecologist 927 00:36:34,227 --> 00:36:36,263 when there's perfectly good female gynecologist. 928 00:36:36,329 --> 00:36:37,932 (Abby chuckles) What about female empowerment? 929 00:36:37,999 --> 00:36:39,967 Isn't that what the diversity movement's all about? 930 00:36:40,068 --> 00:36:42,269 - Oh, my God, I hate you right now. 931 00:36:42,335 --> 00:36:44,404 - Look who's not being progressive. 932 00:36:44,471 --> 00:36:46,741 - Mare? (birds chirping) 933 00:36:46,808 --> 00:36:47,809 Mare? 934 00:36:49,510 --> 00:36:50,812 - You miss me? - Ugh. 935 00:36:54,048 --> 00:36:55,215 Hey. 936 00:36:55,315 --> 00:36:57,417 Hey, have you guys seen a small American girl? 937 00:37:04,559 --> 00:37:05,760 - Oh. 938 00:37:08,830 --> 00:37:10,598 - [Both] Whee! 939 00:37:10,698 --> 00:37:12,299 - (stutters) Uh. 940 00:37:16,971 --> 00:37:18,773 (Blanca purrs) 941 00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:20,307 (Abby and Travis laughing) 942 00:37:31,119 --> 00:37:32,285 (Blanca laughing) 943 00:37:32,385 --> 00:37:33,588 - It's a good color, right? (Abby laughing) 944 00:37:33,654 --> 00:37:34,655 She didn't like the color before. 945 00:37:34,722 --> 00:37:36,323 - Oh. I didn't. 946 00:37:37,257 --> 00:37:39,326 Oh, yeah. Si. 947 00:37:40,661 --> 00:37:43,865 - Watch. It gets bigger. (laughs) 948 00:37:44,799 --> 00:37:48,335 It took a while. (speaking in Spanish) 949 00:37:52,173 --> 00:37:53,406 - Uh! 950 00:37:58,278 --> 00:37:59,614 - Hey. Hey, hey, hey. 951 00:38:00,748 --> 00:38:01,448 Where'd you go? 952 00:38:01,549 --> 00:38:02,950 - You seemed distracted. 953 00:38:03,017 --> 00:38:04,719 - Well, I was just tryna find out where our friends were. 954 00:38:04,819 --> 00:38:06,386 I didn't ask them to take their tops off. 955 00:38:06,453 --> 00:38:08,089 - Oh, okay. (chuckles) 956 00:38:08,156 --> 00:38:08,990 - Look, look, look, look. 957 00:38:09,056 --> 00:38:10,224 It's a topless beach. 958 00:38:10,290 --> 00:38:11,491 See? I don't make the rules here. 959 00:38:11,559 --> 00:38:13,628 Boobies, boobs, tits. 960 00:38:14,562 --> 00:38:16,097 - Yeah, yeah. (laughs) 961 00:38:16,164 --> 00:38:17,832 Travis, you know what? You're right. 962 00:38:17,899 --> 00:38:18,866 - Thanks. No, honestly. 963 00:38:18,966 --> 00:38:21,368 I wasn't tryna cause trouble or anything. 964 00:38:22,904 --> 00:38:23,771 What are you doing? 965 00:38:23,838 --> 00:38:25,106 - You said, it was a topless beach. 966 00:38:25,173 --> 00:38:26,641 - That doesn't apply to foreigners. 967 00:38:26,707 --> 00:38:28,142 - [Abby] (laughs) Oh, that is absurd. 968 00:38:28,209 --> 00:38:31,378 - You are absurd! 969 00:38:31,444 --> 00:38:33,214 What is this, OnlyFans? Fuck off. 970 00:38:33,313 --> 00:38:34,949 - You're a psycho. (Travis groans) 971 00:38:35,049 --> 00:38:36,818 Leave me alone. 972 00:38:36,918 --> 00:38:38,252 - Cover your titties! 973 00:38:38,318 --> 00:38:43,524 (person speaking in Spanish) (person whistling) 974 00:38:44,725 --> 00:38:46,493 - Come back, baby. I make movies. 975 00:38:46,594 --> 00:38:47,795 (person speaking in Spanish) 976 00:38:47,862 --> 00:38:51,098 (animal growls) (explosion booming) 977 00:38:51,199 --> 00:38:56,403 (tense music) (Travis grunts) 978 00:38:59,807 --> 00:39:01,642 - Mare! Mare! 979 00:39:01,709 --> 00:39:02,677 Mare, look! 980 00:39:02,743 --> 00:39:05,546 Look, I'm shedding my inhibitions! 981 00:39:06,346 --> 00:39:08,749 (Travis grunts) (upbeat music) 982 00:39:08,816 --> 00:39:09,917 - Hey, hey, hey. 983 00:39:10,017 --> 00:39:10,985 She's the one that took her top off. (grunts) 984 00:39:11,085 --> 00:39:13,821 (person grunts) 985 00:39:15,256 --> 00:39:18,826 (speaking in Spanish) (punches throwns) 986 00:39:19,627 --> 00:39:22,330 (officer speaking in Spanish) (siren blaring) 987 00:39:22,395 --> 00:39:27,168 (Travis grunts) (upbeat music) 988 00:39:27,235 --> 00:39:29,003 (glass shatters) (upbeat music) 989 00:39:29,103 --> 00:39:33,741 (Travis panting and groans) 990 00:39:33,841 --> 00:39:34,575 - Travis! 991 00:39:36,110 --> 00:39:39,914 (person grunts) (Travis groans) 992 00:39:39,981 --> 00:39:42,316 Hey, blondie. (grunts) 993 00:39:42,382 --> 00:39:44,585 (Travis grunts) (bright music) 994 00:39:49,422 --> 00:39:51,491 Really? (officer speaking in Spanish) 995 00:39:51,559 --> 00:39:56,163 (birds chirping) (explosion booming) 996 00:39:56,264 --> 00:40:01,468 (birds chirping) (insects chirping) 997 00:40:04,437 --> 00:40:07,241 (upbeat music) 998 00:40:07,308 --> 00:40:08,441 - [Benny] Come on, Darius. 999 00:40:08,542 --> 00:40:10,211 Just give me give more minutes. 1000 00:40:10,278 --> 00:40:11,612 - [Darius] Mm. 1001 00:40:11,679 --> 00:40:14,682 - Look, I got a crisis on my hands, so just please. 1002 00:40:14,749 --> 00:40:15,783 Okay? 1003 00:40:15,883 --> 00:40:16,651 Please. 1004 00:40:17,685 --> 00:40:20,487 What's so important that you need me on a Sunday? 1005 00:40:22,023 --> 00:40:23,157 What do you mean? 1006 00:40:24,725 --> 00:40:27,061 Her stripper name is Pocahontas. 1007 00:40:27,161 --> 00:40:29,297 She needs to wear the headdress. 1008 00:40:29,363 --> 00:40:33,433 I've had enough of this culturally inappropriate woke shit. 1009 00:40:33,534 --> 00:40:34,201 The last... 1010 00:40:34,268 --> 00:40:35,002 (Benny screams) 1011 00:40:35,069 --> 00:40:36,604 (Hector screams) 1012 00:40:36,704 --> 00:40:39,941 What did I tell you about sneaking up on me? 1013 00:40:40,041 --> 00:40:40,875 - Sorry, sir. 1014 00:40:40,942 --> 00:40:41,742 Sorry. 1015 00:40:41,809 --> 00:40:42,643 Sorry, sir. 1016 00:40:45,179 --> 00:40:46,514 - I'll call you back. 1017 00:40:47,048 --> 00:40:49,350 (Benny laughs) 1018 00:40:49,417 --> 00:40:50,751 - Oh my gosh. 1019 00:40:50,818 --> 00:40:52,687 I guess this is their way of staying under the radar. 1020 00:40:53,453 --> 00:40:56,123 Asshats. 1021 00:40:56,190 --> 00:40:57,258 Gatito? 1022 00:40:57,325 --> 00:40:58,926 I know this place. 1023 00:40:58,993 --> 00:41:01,662 Darius and I fell in love down here. 1024 00:41:02,730 --> 00:41:04,298 Call Vince, take a couple of guys down there 1025 00:41:04,365 --> 00:41:05,666 and go get me my money 1026 00:41:05,733 --> 00:41:07,001 and a couple of fingers. 1027 00:41:07,068 --> 00:41:07,868 - Fingers? 1028 00:41:07,935 --> 00:41:09,437 - Yeah, fingers. 1029 00:41:09,537 --> 00:41:10,571 No, no, forget it. 1030 00:41:10,671 --> 00:41:12,006 I'm gonna take care of this myself. 1031 00:41:12,073 --> 00:41:14,108 What time's the next flight? 1032 00:41:14,208 --> 00:41:15,876 (car revs) 1033 00:41:15,943 --> 00:41:17,044 Darius! 1034 00:41:17,111 --> 00:41:19,814 (engine revs) 1035 00:41:21,949 --> 00:41:22,850 Darius! 1036 00:41:23,818 --> 00:41:24,819 D! 1037 00:41:25,619 --> 00:41:27,722 (Benny screams) 1038 00:41:27,788 --> 00:41:32,560 - So I posted your bail, 1039 00:41:33,894 --> 00:41:36,230 but since you don't have passports, 1040 00:41:37,098 --> 00:41:38,566 you're gonna have to wait. 1041 00:41:45,039 --> 00:41:49,710 (crowd speaks in foreign language) 1042 00:41:56,450 --> 00:41:59,453 - Well, thank you guys for bailing us out and being so nice. 1043 00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:01,589 I'm just sorry my husband is so rude. 1044 00:42:01,655 --> 00:42:03,157 - Well, I wouldn't have to be so rude 1045 00:42:03,224 --> 00:42:05,026 if my wife would just respect some of my- 1046 00:42:05,126 --> 00:42:06,327 - Rules? 1047 00:42:06,394 --> 00:42:07,328 Are you gonna house break me too. 1048 00:42:07,395 --> 00:42:08,896 - I was gonna say requests, 1049 00:42:08,963 --> 00:42:10,331 like when we're on our honeymoon 1050 00:42:10,398 --> 00:42:11,866 surrounded by a few hundred horny 1051 00:42:11,932 --> 00:42:14,335 spring break TikTok obsessed douchebags, 1052 00:42:14,402 --> 00:42:15,336 maybe don't show your tit- 1053 00:42:15,403 --> 00:42:16,804 - Oh, do not say the T word. 1054 00:42:16,904 --> 00:42:19,040 If you say the T word, I am jumping out of this car, Travis 1055 00:42:19,140 --> 00:42:19,940 and out of your life. 1056 00:42:20,007 --> 00:42:21,510 I mean it. 1057 00:42:21,575 --> 00:42:22,243 - That's a bullshit way to end an argument, Abby. 1058 00:42:22,309 --> 00:42:23,344 - I don't care. 1059 00:42:23,411 --> 00:42:25,012 - Then don't show your titties. 1060 00:42:25,079 --> 00:42:26,580 Titties, titties, titties, titties, 1061 00:42:26,647 --> 00:42:27,681 titties, titties. - Oh, fuck you, Travis Maddox. 1062 00:42:27,748 --> 00:42:30,117 - Titties, titties! - Fuck you. 1063 00:42:30,184 --> 00:42:31,719 - Abby, get back here. 1064 00:42:31,819 --> 00:42:33,921 - [Sancho] No, no, wait, wait, wait, Senor Travis. 1065 00:42:34,021 --> 00:42:34,789 No. 1066 00:42:34,855 --> 00:42:35,823 - Take your hands off me. 1067 00:42:35,890 --> 00:42:37,091 - Miguel can take care of her. 1068 00:42:37,158 --> 00:42:38,459 - She's my wife. 1069 00:42:38,559 --> 00:42:39,693 She just has a bad habit of running away. 1070 00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:42,296 - Yes, because she is running from you. 1071 00:42:47,101 --> 00:42:49,403 (men speaking in foreign language) 1072 00:42:49,470 --> 00:42:50,638 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1073 00:42:50,704 --> 00:42:53,107 I was just, I'm just looking for my ride. 1074 00:42:53,174 --> 00:42:53,974 (glass shatters) 1075 00:42:54,041 --> 00:42:55,009 (Abby gasps) 1076 00:42:55,076 --> 00:42:56,911 I was just looking for a friend of mine. 1077 00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:07,288 - Are you okay? 1078 00:43:07,354 --> 00:43:08,523 - Yeah, yeah. 1079 00:43:08,622 --> 00:43:09,690 That was... 1080 00:43:10,357 --> 00:43:11,926 I could really use a drink. 1081 00:43:14,195 --> 00:43:14,929 Thank you. 1082 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:20,267 - Hey. 1083 00:43:20,334 --> 00:43:21,402 if you could at least text me 1084 00:43:21,469 --> 00:43:22,636 to let me know you're alive, 1085 00:43:22,736 --> 00:43:24,371 that would be much fucken appreciated! 1086 00:43:24,472 --> 00:43:25,540 - [America] Jesus. 1087 00:43:25,606 --> 00:43:26,273 Is that the way you talked to her? 1088 00:43:26,340 --> 00:43:27,241 (Travis groans) 1089 00:43:27,341 --> 00:43:28,109 - What the fuck do you want? 1090 00:43:28,209 --> 00:43:29,677 - What the fuck do... 1091 00:43:31,112 --> 00:43:32,480 Let me be clear. 1092 00:43:33,047 --> 00:43:34,682 I think you're being an asshole. 1093 00:43:34,748 --> 00:43:36,585 And I think that getting married at 19 1094 00:43:36,650 --> 00:43:39,086 is the dumbest shit in the world, 1095 00:43:40,888 --> 00:43:42,557 but all I care about right now is my best friend 1096 00:43:42,656 --> 00:43:44,458 and she's in love with you. 1097 00:43:44,526 --> 00:43:46,293 - Yeah, I love her too. 1098 00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:47,461 What, what's the problem? 1099 00:43:47,529 --> 00:43:49,396 - The problem is you're suffocating her! 1100 00:43:50,264 --> 00:43:51,232 You're suffocating her 1101 00:43:51,298 --> 00:43:52,733 and she has a bad habit of disappearing 1102 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,836 and I don't want that to happen to either of us. 1103 00:43:58,239 --> 00:43:59,840 (gentle acoustic music) 1104 00:43:59,907 --> 00:44:01,976 - Buenas noches, Miguel. 1105 00:44:03,644 --> 00:44:06,180 - Well, aren't you super popular? 1106 00:44:06,247 --> 00:44:07,047 - [Comrade] Hola, Miguel. 1107 00:44:07,114 --> 00:44:07,848 - Hola. 1108 00:44:07,915 --> 00:44:09,717 That wasn't always the case. 1109 00:44:10,651 --> 00:44:12,853 - I find that so hard to believe. 1110 00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:14,722 You're way too nice. 1111 00:44:16,257 --> 00:44:17,258 What's your backstory? 1112 00:44:19,393 --> 00:44:20,394 Tell me. 1113 00:44:22,163 --> 00:44:23,565 - Okay, um. 1114 00:44:23,664 --> 00:44:25,432 Well, I'm part Maldive, part Samoan. 1115 00:44:25,534 --> 00:44:26,700 - Okay. 1116 00:44:26,767 --> 00:44:28,068 - My family moved here when I was a kid. 1117 00:44:28,135 --> 00:44:29,436 - Okay. 1118 00:44:29,538 --> 00:44:30,905 - They were actually pretty wealthy. 1119 00:44:30,971 --> 00:44:33,874 You know the house that you stay at used to be our home. 1120 00:44:34,675 --> 00:44:35,876 - What happened? 1121 00:44:36,944 --> 00:44:39,346 - The government took it when my father was killed. 1122 00:44:39,413 --> 00:44:40,582 - Miguel, I... 1123 00:44:40,681 --> 00:44:42,883 - Oh, don't shed any tears for him. 1124 00:44:43,585 --> 00:44:44,885 He wasn't a good guy. 1125 00:44:45,953 --> 00:44:48,289 When he was killed, my mom and I had to restart. 1126 00:44:49,723 --> 00:44:54,028 I was just a very angry kid, like Angel. 1127 00:44:55,095 --> 00:44:56,764 And then one day, I got the calling. 1128 00:44:56,830 --> 00:44:57,932 - The calling? 1129 00:44:59,934 --> 00:45:00,635 Oh. 1130 00:45:00,701 --> 00:45:02,102 Oh you mean like the calling? 1131 00:45:02,169 --> 00:45:03,370 So you're a... 1132 00:45:03,437 --> 00:45:05,472 - Priest in training? 1133 00:45:05,574 --> 00:45:07,274 - I did not see that coming. 1134 00:45:07,341 --> 00:45:08,510 Wow. 1135 00:45:08,577 --> 00:45:11,779 - Tell me, Abby, have you ever... 1136 00:45:11,845 --> 00:45:13,280 - I mean, I believe, 1137 00:45:13,380 --> 00:45:15,916 but I don't practice or anything like that. 1138 00:45:16,717 --> 00:45:18,018 - Well, there's a first time for everything. 1139 00:45:18,085 --> 00:45:19,186 - No. 1140 00:45:19,253 --> 00:45:21,255 No, I still got my beer. - Jesus, we've got another. 1141 00:45:21,322 --> 00:45:22,856 - I'm not that bad. 1142 00:45:22,923 --> 00:45:26,060 (crickets chirping) 1143 00:45:28,729 --> 00:45:31,065 - [Travis] Have we ever talked like this? 1144 00:45:32,199 --> 00:45:33,200 - Yeah. 1145 00:45:33,267 --> 00:45:35,836 There was that one time in the laundry room. 1146 00:45:36,337 --> 00:45:37,672 Yeah, you know. 1147 00:45:37,738 --> 00:45:39,807 You know asked me if I had any soap 1148 00:45:39,873 --> 00:45:42,943 and I said that I needed to get some. 1149 00:45:45,246 --> 00:45:46,447 - That was nice. 1150 00:45:46,514 --> 00:45:48,949 (America chuckles) 1151 00:45:49,016 --> 00:45:50,217 - Yeah, it's funny. 1152 00:45:50,284 --> 00:45:52,086 You, you don't get to pick the people 1153 00:45:52,152 --> 00:45:54,188 who your boyfriend hangs out with. 1154 00:45:54,288 --> 00:45:55,590 - Well, I never would've picked you. 1155 00:45:55,657 --> 00:45:57,224 - I wouldn't have picked you either. 1156 00:45:58,759 --> 00:46:00,528 - How long have you known her? 1157 00:46:01,895 --> 00:46:02,963 - Long time. 1158 00:46:07,501 --> 00:46:09,136 - That's pretty cute. 1159 00:46:09,203 --> 00:46:10,804 - You know that kid does all these great things 1160 00:46:10,904 --> 00:46:13,107 and her parents never show up for anything? 1161 00:46:14,375 --> 00:46:15,376 That was Abby. 1162 00:46:16,645 --> 00:46:18,846 It's frustrating to watch, 1163 00:46:18,912 --> 00:46:23,150 but Travis, she is not your problem to solve. 1164 00:46:24,519 --> 00:46:25,486 Okay? 1165 00:46:25,553 --> 00:46:27,388 You just have to give her time. 1166 00:46:27,454 --> 00:46:29,123 I mean, she's had no stability in her life, 1167 00:46:29,189 --> 00:46:34,395 and you are like this egomaniac emblem of hyper-masculinity, 1168 00:46:35,929 --> 00:46:38,932 semi-toxic who I actually hope is, you know, extinct. 1169 00:46:38,999 --> 00:46:39,768 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1170 00:46:39,867 --> 00:46:40,735 Where'd that come from? 1171 00:46:40,801 --> 00:46:41,603 - Oh, I'm just teasing you. 1172 00:46:41,670 --> 00:46:42,436 - Jesus! (body thuds) 1173 00:46:42,537 --> 00:46:43,337 - What the hell? 1174 00:46:43,404 --> 00:46:45,472 (Shepley groans) 1175 00:46:45,540 --> 00:46:47,074 (Shepley clears throat) 1176 00:46:47,141 --> 00:46:48,008 - Uh. 1177 00:46:49,276 --> 00:46:50,110 Hey guys, 1178 00:46:50,679 --> 00:46:52,479 - Uh, are you okay? 1179 00:46:52,547 --> 00:46:53,480 - Yeah. 1180 00:46:53,548 --> 00:46:54,749 No, I'm (scoffs)... 1181 00:46:54,848 --> 00:46:56,618 Yeah, I was uh, yeah, I was just stargazing 1182 00:46:56,685 --> 00:46:58,753 at at uh Copernicus and, and... 1183 00:46:58,819 --> 00:47:00,522 - Telescopes over there, bro. 1184 00:47:01,488 --> 00:47:03,290 - Oh, they have one of those over there. 1185 00:47:04,559 --> 00:47:05,326 - Were you spying on us? 1186 00:47:05,426 --> 00:47:05,993 - No, no, no, no. 1187 00:47:06,093 --> 00:47:06,695 I would never do that. 1188 00:47:06,761 --> 00:47:07,995 Okay. 1189 00:47:08,062 --> 00:47:10,898 I'm, I'm, I was uh, I was getting coconuts. 1190 00:47:10,964 --> 00:47:12,266 Your favorite. 1191 00:47:12,333 --> 00:47:13,334 Babe! 1192 00:47:13,434 --> 00:47:15,069 Hey, where you going? 1193 00:47:15,169 --> 00:47:16,070 Babe! 1194 00:47:16,136 --> 00:47:19,541 Whoa, whoa, you feel that? 1195 00:47:19,607 --> 00:47:21,643 Whoa, you feel that? 1196 00:47:21,710 --> 00:47:23,310 It's an earthquake, babe! 1197 00:47:23,377 --> 00:47:25,647 - She, she's gone, buddy. (Shepley mumbles) 1198 00:47:25,714 --> 00:47:27,314 - Whoa, Mommy! - You aced it. 1199 00:47:28,248 --> 00:47:29,651 - Thanks for everything today 1200 00:47:29,718 --> 00:47:31,586 and for making sure I got home safe. 1201 00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:34,188 - Look, I know you have a lot on your mind 1202 00:47:34,254 --> 00:47:39,026 and Travis has a interesting way of expressing himself, 1203 00:47:39,126 --> 00:47:40,327 but something tells me 1204 00:47:40,394 --> 00:47:42,597 that this marriage is worth fighting for. 1205 00:47:43,598 --> 00:47:45,032 And I know I'm not ordained yet, 1206 00:47:45,099 --> 00:47:46,967 but if you and Travis ever want to talk anything through, 1207 00:47:47,034 --> 00:47:48,102 I'm here to listen. 1208 00:47:49,738 --> 00:47:51,939 And I won't splash you with holy water. 1209 00:47:52,005 --> 00:47:53,941 - (chuckles) Thanks. 1210 00:47:54,375 --> 00:47:55,376 - Bye. 1211 00:47:55,476 --> 00:47:56,210 - Bye. 1212 00:47:58,613 --> 00:48:01,148 (Abby sighs) 1213 00:48:02,049 --> 00:48:07,354 (water gurgling) (gentle acoustic music) 1214 00:48:15,496 --> 00:48:16,865 - Hi. - Hi. 1215 00:48:16,964 --> 00:48:18,232 (Abby chuckles) 1216 00:48:18,298 --> 00:48:19,433 - [Travis] It's the first time we've been in sync 1217 00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:20,434 for a while. 1218 00:48:20,501 --> 00:48:21,368 - Yeah. 1219 00:48:23,772 --> 00:48:26,106 - I'm sorry I've been such a dick. 1220 00:48:26,173 --> 00:48:27,542 - I mean, you haven't. 1221 00:48:27,642 --> 00:48:28,576 It's... 1222 00:48:28,643 --> 00:48:29,376 - I really have. 1223 00:48:31,044 --> 00:48:32,112 We know I have. 1224 00:48:32,781 --> 00:48:34,948 - You have. (laughs) 1225 00:48:35,048 --> 00:48:36,116 Well, thank you. 1226 00:48:36,785 --> 00:48:37,886 I appreciate that. 1227 00:48:37,951 --> 00:48:39,119 It... 1228 00:48:40,354 --> 00:48:42,222 Look, I mean, I have a really bad habit 1229 00:48:42,322 --> 00:48:43,558 of running away from my problems. 1230 00:48:43,658 --> 00:48:44,458 - You do. 1231 00:48:44,526 --> 00:48:45,760 - I do. 1232 00:48:45,827 --> 00:48:48,262 And I really don't wanna run away from you. 1233 00:48:50,931 --> 00:48:53,267 Maybe we just need a little bit of a break. 1234 00:48:54,803 --> 00:48:56,571 Our whole relationship has just been 1235 00:48:56,671 --> 00:48:58,840 this crazy pressure cooker 1236 00:48:58,939 --> 00:49:00,775 and neither of us have been able to go off 1237 00:49:00,842 --> 00:49:03,143 and have any fun or blow off any steam. 1238 00:49:06,213 --> 00:49:07,615 - I have fun with you. 1239 00:49:07,682 --> 00:49:09,316 (both laughing) 1240 00:49:09,383 --> 00:49:12,219 - I know, but I, I met independently. 1241 00:49:12,286 --> 00:49:13,153 - Yeah. 1242 00:49:14,087 --> 00:49:16,558 I have always wanted a bachelor party. 1243 00:49:17,559 --> 00:49:18,292 - Okay. 1244 00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:21,128 Let's do it. 1245 00:49:21,195 --> 00:49:22,429 I mean, there's no time like the present. 1246 00:49:25,867 --> 00:49:27,569 - I like your thinking, Abby. 1247 00:49:28,903 --> 00:49:31,739 Hey bro, get all the boys together and come down to Mexico. 1248 00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:34,542 Oh, by the way, we got married. 1249 00:49:34,609 --> 00:49:35,844 Abby, dipshit. 1250 00:49:36,678 --> 00:49:39,046 - [Narrator] Always ready for a good time, 1251 00:49:39,112 --> 00:49:42,449 the Maddox brothers flew down to Gatito. 1252 00:49:43,618 --> 00:49:44,384 - Yeah, Dad. 1253 00:49:44,451 --> 00:49:45,285 Yeah. 1254 00:49:45,352 --> 00:49:45,954 Yeah. 1255 00:49:46,019 --> 00:49:47,187 Talk soon. 1256 00:49:47,254 --> 00:49:48,790 - [Tyler] What'd he say? 1257 00:49:48,857 --> 00:49:50,224 - That I'm in charge. 1258 00:49:50,290 --> 00:49:52,727 And to make sure you don't do anything stupid. 1259 00:49:56,997 --> 00:49:59,066 - It says that El Jefe had kilos of cocaine 1260 00:49:59,132 --> 00:50:02,637 that was eaten by a clowder of hairless Mexican cats. 1261 00:50:02,704 --> 00:50:04,806 I swear if you ruin Travis's bachelor party 1262 00:50:04,873 --> 00:50:06,373 with a cocaine cat scavenger hunt, 1263 00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,041 I will sell you to a local cartel 1264 00:50:08,141 --> 00:50:10,043 and they will use you as a drug mule. 1265 00:50:10,143 --> 00:50:14,816 - [Trenton] Ow! 1266 00:50:14,883 --> 00:50:16,651 - Oh, look, I'm sorry. 1267 00:50:16,718 --> 00:50:17,919 I'm sorry. 1268 00:50:17,986 --> 00:50:19,453 I don't know how many times I can say it. 1269 00:50:19,521 --> 00:50:21,556 There's a first class ticket away waiting for you at Delta. 1270 00:50:21,623 --> 00:50:22,757 I booked us a suite. 1271 00:50:22,824 --> 00:50:24,826 I just gotta get this money and a couple of fingers 1272 00:50:24,893 --> 00:50:26,828 and then it's just us. 1273 00:50:26,895 --> 00:50:28,061 All right? 1274 00:50:28,128 --> 00:50:29,029 There will be no talk of work, I swear. 1275 00:50:29,096 --> 00:50:31,098 Just massages and margaritas. 1276 00:50:32,165 --> 00:50:33,133 Oh, Darius. 1277 00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:35,703 Just come down, please. 1278 00:50:35,770 --> 00:50:37,437 Call me back. 1279 00:50:37,505 --> 00:50:40,107 (lively music) 1280 00:50:41,308 --> 00:50:46,814 - Don't you ever, every do that again, you... 1281 00:50:47,381 --> 00:50:47,849 - Hey. 1282 00:50:47,916 --> 00:50:48,650 Oh hey, babe. 1283 00:50:48,716 --> 00:50:49,617 Hey, how are you? 1284 00:50:49,684 --> 00:50:50,852 Oh where were you last night? 1285 00:50:50,919 --> 00:50:51,986 - Oh yeah, why'd you spy me? 1286 00:50:52,052 --> 00:50:52,887 - Spy? 1287 00:50:52,987 --> 00:50:53,855 What are you talking about? 1288 00:50:53,922 --> 00:50:54,856 What are you talking about? 1289 00:50:54,923 --> 00:50:55,757 - So we're, everything's fine? 1290 00:50:55,823 --> 00:50:56,891 - Yes, everything's fine. 1291 00:50:56,958 --> 00:50:57,725 - Oh perfect. - So there's nothing 1292 00:50:57,792 --> 00:50:58,458 to talk about. 1293 00:50:58,526 --> 00:51:01,029 (Shepley groans) 1294 00:51:01,094 --> 00:51:02,730 - Oh, that hurt. 1295 00:51:02,797 --> 00:51:04,131 Oh, babe! 1296 00:51:04,699 --> 00:51:05,867 Why did you do that? 1297 00:51:05,934 --> 00:51:06,834 - Hey, you holding out on us, cuz? 1298 00:51:06,935 --> 00:51:07,869 - Hey, guys. 1299 00:51:07,936 --> 00:51:09,102 Welcome to Mexico. 1300 00:51:09,169 --> 00:51:10,270 - Keeping the riches to yourself, huh? 1301 00:51:10,337 --> 00:51:12,006 - Yeah, you're a fucking dead man, right? 1302 00:51:12,072 --> 00:51:13,273 - What? 1303 00:51:13,340 --> 00:51:14,008 - [Trenton] Does this place have a bidet? 1304 00:51:14,074 --> 00:51:14,676 - Fucking nerd. 1305 00:51:14,742 --> 00:51:15,543 - What? 1306 00:51:15,610 --> 00:51:16,511 It was a long flight. 1307 00:51:16,578 --> 00:51:17,311 They're completely normal in Europe. 1308 00:51:17,377 --> 00:51:17,979 No. 1309 00:51:18,111 --> 00:51:18,713 Don't chuck me in the ocean. 1310 00:51:19,948 --> 00:51:20,648 - [Travis] Hey, buddy. 1311 00:51:20,715 --> 00:51:21,516 - [Abby] Hi. 1312 00:51:21,583 --> 00:51:22,750 - Hey, hey, guys. 1313 00:51:22,817 --> 00:51:24,151 - Change of plans. 1314 00:51:24,217 --> 00:51:25,887 So the girls' spa treatment is now in the afternoon. 1315 00:51:25,954 --> 00:51:27,120 - Oh yeah. 1316 00:51:27,187 --> 00:51:28,388 - So they're going to the beach with us. 1317 00:51:28,455 --> 00:51:29,757 - Will you teach me how to play football? 1318 00:51:29,824 --> 00:51:30,692 I've never played football. - Hey Shep, think fast. 1319 00:51:30,758 --> 00:51:31,659 (Shepley groans) 1320 00:51:31,726 --> 00:51:32,527 Heads up, buddy. 1321 00:51:32,594 --> 00:51:33,795 Touchdown. 1322 00:51:33,861 --> 00:51:35,630 ♪ Call me good ♪ 1323 00:51:35,697 --> 00:51:37,297 ♪ Call me bad ♪ 1324 00:51:37,364 --> 00:51:40,935 ♪ Call me anything you want to baby ♪ 1325 00:51:41,002 --> 00:51:44,438 ♪ But I know that you're sad ♪ 1326 00:51:44,505 --> 00:51:46,173 ♪ And I know I'll make you happy ♪ 1327 00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:48,776 ♪ With the one thing that you never had ♪ 1328 00:51:48,843 --> 00:51:53,881 ♪ Baby, I'm your man ♪ 1329 00:51:54,716 --> 00:51:56,050 ♪ Don't you know that ♪ 1330 00:51:56,116 --> 00:52:01,355 ♪ Baby, I'm your man ♪ 1331 00:52:02,857 --> 00:52:04,092 ♪ You bet ♪ 1332 00:52:04,191 --> 00:52:05,927 ♪ If you're gonna do it, do it right, right ♪ 1333 00:52:05,994 --> 00:52:07,327 ♪ Do it with me ♪ 1334 00:52:07,394 --> 00:52:09,831 ♪ If you're gonna do it, do it right, right ♪ 1335 00:52:09,897 --> 00:52:11,164 ♪ Do it with me ♪ 1336 00:52:11,231 --> 00:52:12,967 ♪ If you're gonna do it, do it right, right ♪ 1337 00:52:13,034 --> 00:52:14,334 ♪ Do it with me ♪ 1338 00:52:14,401 --> 00:52:16,838 ♪ If you're gonna do it, do it right, right ♪ 1339 00:52:16,904 --> 00:52:17,705 ♪ Do it with me ♪ 1340 00:52:17,772 --> 00:52:19,040 ♪ So good ♪ 1341 00:52:19,139 --> 00:52:21,475 ♪ You're divine ♪ 1342 00:52:21,542 --> 00:52:23,077 ♪ Wanna take you, wanna make you ♪ 1343 00:52:23,143 --> 00:52:25,178 ♪ But they tell me it's a crime ♪ 1344 00:52:25,278 --> 00:52:28,215 ♪ Everybody knows where the good people go ♪ 1345 00:52:28,281 --> 00:52:30,183 ♪ But where we're going baby ♪ 1346 00:52:30,283 --> 00:52:32,954 ♪ Ain't no such word as no ♪ 1347 00:52:33,021 --> 00:52:38,258 ♪ Baby, I'm your man ♪ 1348 00:52:38,926 --> 00:52:39,927 ♪ Don't you know who I am ♪ 1349 00:52:40,028 --> 00:52:44,065 ♪ Baby, I'm your man ♪ 1350 00:52:44,164 --> 00:52:46,433 ♪ Yeah , you know ♪ 1351 00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:47,535 ♪ You bet ♪ 1352 00:52:47,635 --> 00:52:49,704 ♪ If you're gonna do it, do it right, right ♪ 1353 00:52:49,771 --> 00:52:50,805 ♪ Do it with me ♪ 1354 00:52:50,905 --> 00:52:53,240 ♪ If you're gonna do it, do it right, right ♪ 1355 00:52:53,306 --> 00:52:54,575 ♪ Do it with me ♪ 1356 00:52:54,642 --> 00:52:55,643 ♪ I'm your man ♪ 1357 00:52:55,710 --> 00:52:57,377 ♪ I'll be the one who understands ♪ 1358 00:52:57,444 --> 00:52:59,013 ♪ I'll be your first, I'll be your last ♪ 1359 00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:00,782 ♪ I'll be the only one you ask ♪ 1360 00:53:00,848 --> 00:53:02,650 ♪ I'll be your friend, I'll be your toy ♪ 1361 00:53:02,717 --> 00:53:04,652 ♪ I'll be the one who brings you joy ♪ 1362 00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:06,253 ♪ I'll be your hope, I'll be your pearl ♪ 1363 00:53:06,319 --> 00:53:10,124 ♪ I'll take you halfway 'round the world ♪ 1364 00:53:10,223 --> 00:53:12,093 ♪ I'll make you rich ♪ 1365 00:53:12,192 --> 00:53:15,163 ♪ I'll make you poor ♪ 1366 00:53:15,228 --> 00:53:16,698 ♪ Just don't use the door ♪ 1367 00:53:16,764 --> 00:53:18,432 ♪ If you're gonna do it, do it right ♪ 1368 00:53:18,533 --> 00:53:19,399 - Hey. 1369 00:53:19,466 --> 00:53:20,802 Okay baby, what's going on? 1370 00:53:20,868 --> 00:53:23,137 Seriously, you're, you're acting so weird. 1371 00:53:23,203 --> 00:53:25,907 I mean, you you literally build a wall between us. 1372 00:53:25,973 --> 00:53:26,708 - Okay, you... 1373 00:53:27,909 --> 00:53:29,409 You know when you're driving down the highway and, 1374 00:53:29,476 --> 00:53:31,012 and a really great song comes on 1375 00:53:31,079 --> 00:53:32,747 and and you get really into the song 1376 00:53:32,814 --> 00:53:34,015 and then you miss your exit. 1377 00:53:34,082 --> 00:53:34,982 And then- - Okay, wait, wait. 1378 00:53:35,049 --> 00:53:36,818 Am I the song or the highway? 1379 00:53:36,884 --> 00:53:39,020 - No, it's just, I feel like I'm learning 1380 00:53:39,087 --> 00:53:40,220 all of these things about you. 1381 00:53:40,287 --> 00:53:41,522 - Good, good, good. 1382 00:53:41,589 --> 00:53:43,624 You should be, you know, learning things about me 1383 00:53:43,691 --> 00:53:44,792 and me learning things about you. 1384 00:53:44,859 --> 00:53:45,459 Yeah. 1385 00:53:45,526 --> 00:53:46,460 - Yeah, no, definitely. 1386 00:53:46,527 --> 00:53:48,261 Then I find out that you hunt. 1387 00:53:48,328 --> 00:53:49,130 - I hunt. 1388 00:53:49,197 --> 00:53:50,263 Yeah, I'm not hiding it. 1389 00:53:50,363 --> 00:53:51,431 - No, you're not listening to me. 1390 00:53:51,498 --> 00:53:52,667 - You're not listening to me. 1391 00:53:52,767 --> 00:53:54,569 - Okay, maybe I shouldn't have even tried. 1392 00:53:54,635 --> 00:53:56,571 - Yeah, maybe you shouldn't have. 1393 00:53:58,973 --> 00:54:00,074 - [Narrator] And so the boys 1394 00:54:00,141 --> 00:54:02,309 and girls went their separate ways. 1395 00:54:02,375 --> 00:54:05,780 The girls went off to a relaxing spa 1396 00:54:05,847 --> 00:54:08,216 and the boys, well... 1397 00:54:08,281 --> 00:54:09,282 (lively music) 1398 00:54:09,382 --> 00:54:11,719 (crowd cheers) 1399 00:54:19,026 --> 00:54:19,827 (Tyler spits) 1400 00:54:19,894 --> 00:54:20,695 - Let's go! 1401 00:54:20,762 --> 00:54:21,662 Let's go! 1402 00:54:21,729 --> 00:54:22,530 More! 1403 00:54:22,597 --> 00:54:23,363 More! 1404 00:54:23,430 --> 00:54:24,232 Don't be a bitch! 1405 00:54:24,297 --> 00:54:24,966 Come on. 1406 00:54:25,032 --> 00:54:25,800 (Taylor spits) 1407 00:54:25,867 --> 00:54:27,068 (Trenton spits) 1408 00:54:27,135 --> 00:54:28,736 - Ah, what the fuck! 1409 00:54:29,771 --> 00:54:30,738 - Come on, let's go. 1410 00:54:30,805 --> 00:54:31,806 Let's go, bitch - Shut up, bitch. 1411 00:54:31,873 --> 00:54:32,673 Shut up! 1412 00:54:32,740 --> 00:54:33,340 - Come on! 1413 00:54:33,406 --> 00:54:35,810 (crowd cheers) 1414 00:54:35,877 --> 00:54:36,944 (Tyler spits) 1415 00:54:37,011 --> 00:54:39,981 (Trenton spits) 1416 00:54:40,047 --> 00:54:41,281 - Geez, my skin feel like silk. 1417 00:54:41,348 --> 00:54:42,650 - Yeah, we should try the seaweed wrap next. 1418 00:54:42,717 --> 00:54:43,985 - Ooh, I would love to do a seaweed wrap. 1419 00:54:44,051 --> 00:54:44,852 I've always wanted to. 1420 00:54:44,919 --> 00:54:45,920 - [America] Yeah. 1421 00:54:45,987 --> 00:54:48,055 - Okay, well, at least come with us to dinner. 1422 00:54:49,157 --> 00:54:51,025 No, nobody's going to bother you. 1423 00:54:51,926 --> 00:54:52,827 (scoffs) You know what? 1424 00:54:52,894 --> 00:54:54,061 Okay, do whatever you want, 1425 00:54:54,162 --> 00:54:56,798 but tomorrow we are going sailing. 1426 00:54:56,898 --> 00:54:59,066 (Vivian groans) 1427 00:54:59,167 --> 00:54:59,934 (Vivian sighs) 1428 00:55:00,034 --> 00:55:00,802 I'm sorry about that. 1429 00:55:00,902 --> 00:55:01,803 - No, you're fine. 1430 00:55:01,869 --> 00:55:04,071 Sounds like you need some relaxation. 1431 00:55:04,172 --> 00:55:05,740 - What brings you girls down here? 1432 00:55:05,807 --> 00:55:07,542 - Honeymoon. 1433 00:55:07,642 --> 00:55:08,643 - Oh! 1434 00:55:09,442 --> 00:55:12,379 I once had a one night stand with my doula. 1435 00:55:14,048 --> 00:55:15,382 - Oh, no, no, no. 1436 00:55:15,448 --> 00:55:16,984 It's not, no. - No, not us, not us. 1437 00:55:17,051 --> 00:55:17,952 - Not that they're, no. 1438 00:55:18,052 --> 00:55:18,753 Great for you though. 1439 00:55:18,820 --> 00:55:19,520 No, but... 1440 00:55:19,587 --> 00:55:20,721 - We don't, we don't have 1441 00:55:20,788 --> 00:55:21,656 a problem with that. - No, it's great. 1442 00:55:21,722 --> 00:55:22,590 - We love that. 1443 00:55:22,690 --> 00:55:23,490 We support that. - It's her honeymoon. 1444 00:55:23,558 --> 00:55:24,391 - It's just not us. 1445 00:55:24,457 --> 00:55:25,827 - Yeah (chuckles). 1446 00:55:25,893 --> 00:55:27,128 - Yeah, it's our bachelor and bachelorette parties. 1447 00:55:27,195 --> 00:55:28,361 We're doing it kind of backwards. 1448 00:55:28,428 --> 00:55:29,997 - Well, where's the rest of your party? 1449 00:55:30,064 --> 00:55:31,599 - Yeah, you're looking at it? 1450 00:55:31,666 --> 00:55:32,667 - Yeah. 1451 00:55:32,733 --> 00:55:35,102 - Well, is that what you wanted? 1452 00:55:36,469 --> 00:55:38,739 - Well, no. 1453 00:55:38,806 --> 00:55:39,774 - Oh, okay. 1454 00:55:39,841 --> 00:55:41,441 It's what he wanted. 1455 00:55:41,509 --> 00:55:42,677 Okay. - Yeah, I guess 1456 00:55:42,743 --> 00:55:43,811 I'm just trying to make him happy. 1457 00:55:44,344 --> 00:55:45,412 Oh God. 1458 00:55:45,478 --> 00:55:46,314 Oh no, I heard it. 1459 00:55:46,379 --> 00:55:47,347 That was awful. 1460 00:55:47,414 --> 00:55:49,416 I know. - Hey, hey, hey, you. 1461 00:55:49,951 --> 00:55:50,551 Put that down. 1462 00:55:50,618 --> 00:55:51,919 - [Yan] Hey, I can't. 1463 00:55:51,986 --> 00:55:52,587 - Ah, ah. - I can't. 1464 00:55:52,653 --> 00:55:53,888 - [Vivian] Put it down. 1465 00:55:53,955 --> 00:55:55,122 - Hey, you need to behave. 1466 00:55:55,223 --> 00:55:57,424 - Oh, are you gonna teach me? 1467 00:55:58,491 --> 00:56:00,895 (Yan grunts) 1468 00:56:00,962 --> 00:56:02,029 - [Yan] Ow! 1469 00:56:02,096 --> 00:56:03,030 (Vivian chuckles) 1470 00:56:03,097 --> 00:56:04,298 - Oh my God, you're my hero. 1471 00:56:04,364 --> 00:56:06,033 - [Vivian] Pour yourselves a drink, girls. 1472 00:56:06,100 --> 00:56:07,434 - Okay. 1473 00:56:08,002 --> 00:56:09,170 - Can I be frank? 1474 00:56:09,237 --> 00:56:10,571 - Please. - Please. 1475 00:56:10,638 --> 00:56:13,841 - This marriage is starting off on the wrong foot. 1476 00:56:13,908 --> 00:56:17,812 This is not about his needs, it's about your needs. 1477 00:56:17,912 --> 00:56:19,914 Now, I lead women's retreats throughout the year 1478 00:56:19,981 --> 00:56:22,183 and it's mostly Fortune 500, 1479 00:56:22,250 --> 00:56:24,185 but I also cater to the homemaker 1480 00:56:24,252 --> 00:56:26,453 and poor people like yourself. 1481 00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:29,456 Because as much as you would like to deny it, girls, 1482 00:56:29,523 --> 00:56:33,861 you cannot disrespect or demean the power of the pussy. 1483 00:56:35,730 --> 00:56:36,496 Drink. 1484 00:56:36,564 --> 00:56:37,765 Drink, drink. 1485 00:56:37,832 --> 00:56:41,669 Drink it, it's expensive. - Oh. 1486 00:56:41,736 --> 00:56:42,737 - Ladies. 1487 00:56:42,803 --> 00:56:45,206 These two will be joining us. 1488 00:56:45,273 --> 00:56:46,607 I have some calls to make, 1489 00:56:46,674 --> 00:56:48,943 but Fernando knows where to take you, so run along. 1490 00:56:49,010 --> 00:56:50,044 I'll see you later. 1491 00:56:50,278 --> 00:56:55,482 (rooster croaks) (triumphant music) 1492 00:56:56,550 --> 00:56:58,319 - We don't see this in the States. 1493 00:56:58,418 --> 00:57:00,354 - Yeah, that's because it's illegal. 1494 00:57:00,420 --> 00:57:02,823 (rooster croaks) 1495 00:57:02,890 --> 00:57:04,258 - [Crowd] Oh! 1496 00:57:04,325 --> 00:57:07,828 (melancholic music) 1497 00:57:07,895 --> 00:57:10,497 (crowd sobs) 1498 00:57:38,926 --> 00:57:40,861 - You okay, Shep? 1499 00:57:40,928 --> 00:57:42,495 - Yeah, yeah. 1500 00:57:42,596 --> 00:57:46,100 Sorry, I uh, just fuck, the allergy season, right? 1501 00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:47,467 (Shepley sniffles) 1502 00:57:47,535 --> 00:57:51,072 - [Narrator] After massages and muchas margaritas, 1503 00:57:51,138 --> 00:57:54,241 the girls chose to take their bachelorette party 1504 00:57:54,342 --> 00:57:58,145 to the streets in search of more fun. 1505 00:57:58,212 --> 00:57:59,280 ♪ Welcome to the festival ♪ 1506 00:57:59,347 --> 00:58:00,648 ♪ The festival de lucha ♪ 1507 00:58:00,748 --> 00:58:02,416 - Could you tell me where the lucha fight is? 1508 00:58:02,482 --> 00:58:05,820 - Yon tent over yonder, my fair wench. 1509 00:58:05,886 --> 00:58:08,089 - Hey, excuse me, Shakespeare. 1510 00:58:08,155 --> 00:58:11,158 I don't really like that you called me a wench. 1511 00:58:14,228 --> 00:58:17,231 (crowd applauds) 1512 00:58:24,638 --> 00:58:26,007 (drum rolls) 1513 00:58:26,107 --> 00:58:26,874 (triumphant music) 1514 00:58:29,910 --> 00:58:30,711 ♪ My name is Thumbelina ♪ 1515 00:58:30,778 --> 00:58:31,612 ♪ I'm three feet tall ♪ 1516 00:58:31,712 --> 00:58:32,546 - Oh my God, she's so cute. 1517 00:58:32,613 --> 00:58:34,015 ♪ My mommy always told me ♪ 1518 00:58:34,081 --> 00:58:35,349 - Hey, what is he saying? ♪ Fuck, you're small ♪ 1519 00:58:35,416 --> 00:58:36,784 ♪ I need this vacation. ♪ 1520 00:58:36,851 --> 00:58:38,586 - Uh, he wants to know if anyone will fight Thumbelina. 1521 00:58:38,652 --> 00:58:40,187 - What? ♪ I fuck them up for money ♪ 1522 00:58:40,254 --> 00:58:41,422 ♪ After all ♪ 1523 00:58:41,489 --> 00:58:42,857 - No, she's like a delicate little flower. 1524 00:58:42,923 --> 00:58:44,058 These people can't fight her. 1525 00:58:44,125 --> 00:58:44,925 No, no, no, I'll do it. 1526 00:58:44,992 --> 00:58:45,726 I will do it. 1527 00:58:45,793 --> 00:58:46,594 It's gonna be fine. 1528 00:58:46,660 --> 00:58:47,461 I'll be fine. 1529 00:58:47,528 --> 00:58:48,562 - No, no, no. 1530 00:58:48,629 --> 00:58:49,296 - [Announcer] We have a challenger. 1531 00:58:49,363 --> 00:58:50,197 - I'll do it. 1532 00:58:50,264 --> 00:58:51,265 - This is a terrible idea. 1533 00:58:52,133 --> 00:58:53,634 - Hi. 1534 00:58:53,701 --> 00:58:54,502 - [Thumbelina] Hi. 1535 00:58:54,568 --> 00:58:55,569 - Aw, I'm Abby. 1536 00:58:55,636 --> 00:58:56,570 - [Thumbelina] Aw! 1537 00:58:56,637 --> 00:58:58,105 - I told you it's gonna be fine. 1538 00:58:58,172 --> 00:58:59,840 She's cute. 1539 00:58:59,940 --> 00:59:02,610 Okay, so uh, so do I get a costume? 1540 00:59:02,676 --> 00:59:05,012 ♪ I fuck them up for money, after all ♪ 1541 00:59:05,079 --> 00:59:06,080 (announcer speaks in foreign language) 1542 00:59:06,147 --> 00:59:08,082 - Oh, you're good. 1543 00:59:08,149 --> 00:59:08,949 You're good, Shep. 1544 00:59:09,016 --> 00:59:10,117 You're good. 1545 00:59:10,217 --> 00:59:13,387 Just a stupid, stupid little chicken, okay? 1546 00:59:13,454 --> 00:59:14,855 (Shepley breathes heavily) 1547 00:59:14,922 --> 00:59:15,756 Okay, okay. 1548 00:59:16,891 --> 00:59:17,358 All right. 1549 00:59:17,425 --> 00:59:18,192 Get it together. 1550 00:59:18,292 --> 00:59:19,760 Get it together. 1551 00:59:22,296 --> 00:59:24,098 (man sobs) 1552 00:59:24,165 --> 00:59:26,000 - No, no, no. 1553 00:59:26,067 --> 00:59:27,034 No! 1554 00:59:28,569 --> 00:59:30,771 Look at his little feet. 1555 00:59:31,739 --> 00:59:33,641 Where's the humanity? 1556 00:59:35,176 --> 00:59:36,644 You people are sick! 1557 00:59:36,710 --> 00:59:38,212 You did this! 1558 00:59:38,312 --> 00:59:41,115 You did this to your child! 1559 00:59:41,182 --> 00:59:43,284 How do you feel about that? 1560 00:59:43,350 --> 00:59:44,852 He's an animal of love. 1561 00:59:44,919 --> 00:59:47,655 (man sobs) 1562 00:59:47,721 --> 00:59:51,125 (roosters clucking) 1563 00:59:51,192 --> 00:59:54,395 (roosters crowing) 1564 00:59:54,462 --> 00:59:56,097 This is sick fuck. 1565 00:59:57,198 --> 00:59:58,666 Not on my watch. 1566 00:59:59,333 --> 01:00:00,367 You. 1567 01:00:02,603 --> 01:00:05,139 Abby Abernathy! 1568 01:00:05,206 --> 01:00:07,808 (crowd boos) 1569 01:00:09,210 --> 01:00:10,144 - You okay? 1570 01:00:10,211 --> 01:00:11,546 - [Abby] Yeah, I'm fine. 1571 01:00:11,612 --> 01:00:13,981 - Listen very carefully to the rules, alright? 1572 01:00:14,048 --> 01:00:14,615 - Okay. 1573 01:00:14,715 --> 01:00:15,449 - There are no rules. 1574 01:00:15,517 --> 01:00:17,118 (whistle blows) 1575 01:00:17,218 --> 01:00:17,952 Go! 1576 01:00:19,954 --> 01:00:21,021 - Meow. 1577 01:00:21,088 --> 01:00:22,123 A cat. 1578 01:00:22,223 --> 01:00:23,124 (Abby hisses) 1579 01:00:23,224 --> 01:00:24,158 Ow! 1580 01:00:24,225 --> 01:00:25,826 - Oh my, Jesus. 1581 01:00:26,627 --> 01:00:27,562 (Abby groans) 1582 01:00:27,628 --> 01:00:28,996 - Ow, that- 1583 01:00:29,096 --> 01:00:29,531 (thud) 1584 01:00:29,598 --> 01:00:31,332 was hurting! 1585 01:00:31,398 --> 01:00:34,569 (wrestler speaking indistinctly) 1586 01:00:34,635 --> 01:00:35,570 - Oh, god. 1587 01:00:35,636 --> 01:00:37,471 - Okay, truce? 1588 01:00:37,539 --> 01:00:38,573 (Abby gasps and gags) 1589 01:00:38,639 --> 01:00:39,840 (wrestler laughs) 1590 01:00:39,907 --> 01:00:44,245 (loud cheering and crowd noises) 1591 01:00:45,412 --> 01:00:48,583 (Wrestler yells and Abby shrieks) 1592 01:00:48,649 --> 01:00:52,119 (metal music playing) 1593 01:00:52,186 --> 01:00:54,221 - Will you tell me that's not Abby? 1594 01:00:54,288 --> 01:00:55,723 - It's definitely Abby. 1595 01:00:55,789 --> 01:00:56,924 (wrestler yells indistinctly) 1596 01:00:56,991 --> 01:00:57,858 (thud) 1597 01:00:57,925 --> 01:00:59,727 (wrestler laughs) (crowd cheers) 1598 01:00:59,793 --> 01:01:02,463 - All right, all right, all right, all right. 1599 01:01:02,531 --> 01:01:03,330 (Whistle blows) 1600 01:01:03,397 --> 01:01:04,365 - [Abby] Oh god. 1601 01:01:04,431 --> 01:01:05,466 Oh hi, honey. (groans) 1602 01:01:05,534 --> 01:01:06,467 (Travis grunts) 1603 01:01:06,535 --> 01:01:08,469 - [Abby] (panting) Okay. 1604 01:01:08,537 --> 01:01:09,870 - What happened to mani-pedis? 1605 01:01:09,937 --> 01:01:11,573 - I could really use your advice right now. 1606 01:01:11,672 --> 01:01:14,008 - Okay, okay, um. 1607 01:01:14,074 --> 01:01:16,210 Well she's favoring her right knee. 1608 01:01:16,277 --> 01:01:16,844 Go for her knee. 1609 01:01:16,944 --> 01:01:18,179 - No, that's so mean. 1610 01:01:18,245 --> 01:01:20,481 - It's really mean, but it might save your life. 1611 01:01:20,549 --> 01:01:21,382 (wrestler grunts) 1612 01:01:21,448 --> 01:01:23,250 (wrestler speaks Spanish) 1613 01:01:23,317 --> 01:01:24,485 - Don't listen to her. 1614 01:01:24,553 --> 01:01:25,219 She's trying to get in your head. 1615 01:01:25,286 --> 01:01:26,220 Look at me. 1616 01:01:26,287 --> 01:01:27,755 - Okay, okay. 1617 01:01:30,424 --> 01:01:31,492 - What are you doing? 1618 01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:32,893 - Nothing. 1619 01:01:35,963 --> 01:01:37,231 - She's trying to fuck you. 1620 01:01:37,298 --> 01:01:38,600 - I don't know. 1621 01:01:38,699 --> 01:01:40,201 I'm gonna go. 1622 01:01:40,301 --> 01:01:41,068 - Listen here. 1623 01:01:41,168 --> 01:01:42,002 (bell rings) 1624 01:01:42,069 --> 01:01:42,604 - [Wrestler] Hasta la vista, fatty! 1625 01:01:42,671 --> 01:01:43,904 - Fatty? 1626 01:01:45,472 --> 01:01:47,107 I think you dropped something. 1627 01:01:47,174 --> 01:01:47,642 - [Wrestler] Huh? 1628 01:01:47,708 --> 01:01:48,909 (knee crunches) 1629 01:01:50,311 --> 01:01:51,078 - Yeah. 1630 01:01:51,178 --> 01:01:51,646 (thuds) 1631 01:01:51,712 --> 01:01:53,080 (wrestler cries) 1632 01:01:53,147 --> 01:01:55,517 - That's what you get for trying to fuck my husband! 1633 01:01:55,584 --> 01:01:57,117 (Abby speaks indistinctly) 1634 01:01:57,184 --> 01:01:57,751 - [Travis] Yeah. 1635 01:01:57,818 --> 01:01:58,485 Oh, some Mario shit. 1636 01:01:58,587 --> 01:01:59,820 Slam her! 1637 01:01:59,887 --> 01:02:01,388 I don't know what's legal, do whatever. 1638 01:02:01,455 --> 01:02:04,391 (Abby screams) 1639 01:02:04,458 --> 01:02:05,459 Just do it! 1640 01:02:07,328 --> 01:02:10,497 (Wrestler groans) 1641 01:02:11,999 --> 01:02:15,336 - [Travis] I am immensely turned on by you. 1642 01:02:15,402 --> 01:02:16,303 (whistle blows) 1643 01:02:16,370 --> 01:02:17,238 (crowd cheering) 1644 01:02:17,338 --> 01:02:18,506 - [Travis] Yeah! 1645 01:02:18,607 --> 01:02:20,774 - [Abby] Yes! 1646 01:02:20,874 --> 01:02:22,376 - (laughing) I can't believe you did it. 1647 01:02:22,476 --> 01:02:23,244 (Abby cheering) 1648 01:02:23,344 --> 01:02:24,111 You were awesome. 1649 01:02:24,211 --> 01:02:24,778 You won. 1650 01:02:24,845 --> 01:02:25,846 - All right, honey. 1651 01:02:25,913 --> 01:02:27,848 Have fun at your bachelor party! 1652 01:02:27,915 --> 01:02:29,316 - All right, I love you. (kissing noise) 1653 01:02:29,383 --> 01:02:30,217 Have fun. 1654 01:02:31,519 --> 01:02:32,554 (Maddox brother singing) 1655 01:02:32,621 --> 01:02:33,555 ♪ There's a cabin in the town ♪ 1656 01:02:33,622 --> 01:02:34,855 ♪ In the town. ♪ 1657 01:02:34,922 --> 01:02:37,559 ♪ Where my sweet love sits me down. ♪ 1658 01:02:37,626 --> 01:02:38,959 ♪ Sits me down. ♪ 1659 01:02:39,026 --> 01:02:42,930 ♪ And drinks her wine as merry as could be. ♪ 1660 01:02:43,030 --> 01:02:45,700 ♪ And never, never thinks of me ♪ 1661 01:02:45,766 --> 01:02:47,334 - [Travis] Whoa, looks like the power's out again. 1662 01:02:47,401 --> 01:02:49,103 - [Crowd] Sorpresa! 1663 01:02:50,639 --> 01:02:51,606 (laughter) 1664 01:02:51,673 --> 01:02:53,173 - What's with all the eye candy? 1665 01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:54,475 I'm married. 1666 01:02:54,542 --> 01:02:55,710 - You are. 1667 01:02:55,776 --> 01:02:57,278 - But we're not. 1668 01:02:58,513 --> 01:02:59,581 - Don't get any cute ideas. 1669 01:02:59,648 --> 01:03:01,348 Abby's our sister now. 1670 01:03:01,415 --> 01:03:02,717 - Yeah. 1671 01:03:02,783 --> 01:03:04,885 I'll have to agree with him on that one. 1672 01:03:11,959 --> 01:03:14,828 (upbeat music playing) 1673 01:03:14,928 --> 01:03:18,032 (chicken clucking) 1674 01:03:20,535 --> 01:03:22,136 - I mean, I love him. 1675 01:03:23,837 --> 01:03:26,473 That's gotta be worth something, right? 1676 01:03:26,541 --> 01:03:28,275 - Yeah, absolutely. 1677 01:03:29,678 --> 01:03:31,478 - I don't know what love is anymore. 1678 01:03:31,546 --> 01:03:32,714 - Uh- oh. 1679 01:03:32,813 --> 01:03:35,750 Have you eaten anything today? 1680 01:03:35,816 --> 01:03:37,184 - I'm full... 1681 01:03:38,185 --> 01:03:39,153 of rage! 1682 01:03:41,422 --> 01:03:42,624 - Here's the thing, girls. 1683 01:03:42,691 --> 01:03:44,626 I got married too fucking young. 1684 01:03:44,693 --> 01:03:46,193 It didn't work out, you know. 1685 01:03:46,260 --> 01:03:47,494 What are you gonna fucking do? 1686 01:03:47,562 --> 01:03:49,631 - What do you mean, what am I gonna fucking do? 1687 01:03:49,698 --> 01:03:50,765 I'm already- 1688 01:03:50,831 --> 01:03:52,734 Oh, look, I'm peeing. 1689 01:03:52,833 --> 01:03:54,769 (America crying) 1690 01:03:54,835 --> 01:03:57,104 - I'm never getting married 1691 01:03:57,204 --> 01:03:58,138 - Listen. 1692 01:03:58,205 --> 01:04:01,643 The stats are not in your favor, okay? 1693 01:04:01,710 --> 01:04:03,545 And by the way, hey, listen. 1694 01:04:03,611 --> 01:04:04,945 Hey, it's not like you came 1695 01:04:05,012 --> 01:04:07,147 into any assets or anything, right? 1696 01:04:07,247 --> 01:04:10,518 So, and there are no kids involved. 1697 01:04:10,585 --> 01:04:12,052 So you got that. 1698 01:04:12,119 --> 01:04:16,190 - I'm gonna have a baby on my own, Millicent. 1699 01:04:16,990 --> 01:04:19,927 - [sighs] Just buy one, they're more grateful. 1700 01:04:19,993 --> 01:04:23,330 (thudding footsteps) 1701 01:04:26,735 --> 01:04:27,535 - [Shepley] Okay, shit. 1702 01:04:27,602 --> 01:04:29,203 Okay, I got you. 1703 01:04:29,738 --> 01:04:31,238 I got you food. 1704 01:04:31,338 --> 01:04:31,806 Oh, oh. 1705 01:04:31,872 --> 01:04:33,641 (bag shaking) 1706 01:04:33,742 --> 01:04:35,075 This looks so good guys. 1707 01:04:35,142 --> 01:04:35,810 (roosters clucking) 1708 01:04:35,876 --> 01:04:39,380 Alright. Hmm. 1709 01:04:39,446 --> 01:04:40,013 (door creaks) 1710 01:04:40,114 --> 01:04:41,583 We're free now, yeah. 1711 01:04:41,649 --> 01:04:42,449 (door creaks) 1712 01:04:42,517 --> 01:04:44,418 (rooster clucking) 1713 01:04:44,485 --> 01:04:45,653 (rooster crows) 1714 01:04:45,754 --> 01:04:46,688 Oh, you hungry? 1715 01:04:46,755 --> 01:04:48,088 Yeah, Ooh. 1716 01:04:48,889 --> 01:04:50,391 Bon Appetit. 1717 01:04:50,491 --> 01:04:51,526 (Rooster clucking) 1718 01:04:51,626 --> 01:04:52,359 Mmm, yeah. 1719 01:04:53,528 --> 01:04:54,428 What? 1720 01:04:54,495 --> 01:04:55,563 Oh, the food's over here. 1721 01:04:55,630 --> 01:04:56,430 Here you go. 1722 01:04:56,497 --> 01:04:57,297 Yeah, you can eat. 1723 01:04:57,364 --> 01:04:57,832 (Rooster snarling) 1724 01:04:57,898 --> 01:04:58,700 No, no, no. 1725 01:04:58,767 --> 01:04:59,701 Hey, hey, hey. 1726 01:04:59,768 --> 01:05:01,201 (rooster crowing) 1727 01:05:01,268 --> 01:05:01,803 Hey, cease! 1728 01:05:01,870 --> 01:05:02,837 (speaking Spanish) 1729 01:05:02,903 --> 01:05:04,806 (roosters clucking and crowing) 1730 01:05:04,905 --> 01:05:07,809 (screams in spanish) Stop, stop. 1731 01:05:07,908 --> 01:05:09,744 (speaking in spanish) 1732 01:05:09,811 --> 01:05:11,011 (roosters clucking and crowing) 1733 01:05:11,078 --> 01:05:14,314 Guys, just be friends, just be friends. 1734 01:05:14,381 --> 01:05:16,283 (thudding on wall) 1735 01:05:16,383 --> 01:05:17,284 No! No! No! 1736 01:05:20,522 --> 01:05:22,724 (screaming) 1737 01:05:22,791 --> 01:05:24,491 (rooster snarling) 1738 01:05:24,559 --> 01:05:25,359 (doors creaking) 1739 01:05:25,426 --> 01:05:26,828 (music playing) 1740 01:05:26,927 --> 01:05:29,731 ♪ I'm an exchange student ♪ 1741 01:05:29,798 --> 01:05:30,598 - Help me! 1742 01:05:30,665 --> 01:05:31,599 (door slams) 1743 01:05:31,666 --> 01:05:32,867 (Shepley screaming) 1744 01:05:32,933 --> 01:05:37,271 (roosters crowing and cats yowling) 1745 01:05:38,807 --> 01:05:40,875 (door slams) 1746 01:05:40,941 --> 01:05:42,610 - I got you. (laughs) 1747 01:05:42,677 --> 01:05:43,477 (Abby laughs) 1748 01:05:43,545 --> 01:05:44,779 I love you so much. 1749 01:05:44,846 --> 01:05:45,880 - Okay, come on, let's go. 1750 01:05:45,946 --> 01:05:46,848 - This is a group hug. 1751 01:05:46,947 --> 01:05:47,849 - I know, I love you very much. 1752 01:05:47,916 --> 01:05:48,850 - Who needs Shep, when- 1753 01:05:48,917 --> 01:05:50,017 - No one needs him, I love you. 1754 01:05:50,083 --> 01:05:52,419 - Here we go, where's the waterbed? 1755 01:05:52,486 --> 01:05:53,086 - Okay, okay. 1756 01:05:53,153 --> 01:05:54,054 No it's not a waterbed. 1757 01:05:54,121 --> 01:05:55,055 - Oh no, it's not a waterbed. 1758 01:05:55,122 --> 01:05:55,956 - You know lady, I love you too. 1759 01:05:56,056 --> 01:05:57,391 I think we're good together. 1760 01:05:57,458 --> 01:06:01,328 - No. I, I just need to know if Darius made his flight. 1761 01:06:02,697 --> 01:06:03,932 What are you looking at? 1762 01:06:03,997 --> 01:06:05,767 I don't give a fuck about Abby anymore. 1763 01:06:05,834 --> 01:06:08,035 I just want Darius. 1764 01:06:08,101 --> 01:06:10,672 No, what, what do you mean he cashed his ticket in? 1765 01:06:10,738 --> 01:06:11,539 No, no, no! 1766 01:06:11,606 --> 01:06:12,406 Those are my miles! 1767 01:06:12,473 --> 01:06:13,575 That's my money! 1768 01:06:14,975 --> 01:06:16,176 I work my whole fucking life 1769 01:06:16,243 --> 01:06:18,312 to build a nest egg of money and love. 1770 01:06:18,378 --> 01:06:20,915 And what's the point if you keep losing the nest egg 1771 01:06:20,981 --> 01:06:22,216 and the love? 1772 01:06:22,983 --> 01:06:24,519 - Help me! 1773 01:06:24,586 --> 01:06:26,654 (roosters clucking) 1774 01:06:26,721 --> 01:06:27,822 (glass shattering) 1775 01:06:27,889 --> 01:06:29,056 - Oh! 1776 01:06:29,122 --> 01:06:32,459 (cell phone ringing) 1777 01:06:33,862 --> 01:06:35,095 Oh, no. 1778 01:06:35,162 --> 01:06:36,263 Oh, no I left. 1779 01:06:36,330 --> 01:06:38,065 - [Mommy] Hi, Shepley, baby, it's mom. 1780 01:06:38,131 --> 01:06:39,934 I'm at hospice with Granny. 1781 01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:41,301 - Mommy, yes, it's me! 1782 01:06:41,401 --> 01:06:42,971 - [Mommy] We're about to pull the plug 1783 01:06:43,036 --> 01:06:44,672 and she wanted to say goodbye. 1784 01:06:44,739 --> 01:06:45,640 - No, grandma! 1785 01:06:45,740 --> 01:06:46,674 - [Mommy] Where are you? 1786 01:06:46,741 --> 01:06:50,678 - No, grandma! (cries) 1787 01:06:50,745 --> 01:06:52,079 - [Granny] Shepley, it's Granny. 1788 01:06:52,145 --> 01:06:53,982 I just wanted to tell you I- 1789 01:06:54,047 --> 01:06:56,083 (flatlining beeping) 1790 01:06:56,149 --> 01:06:58,418 - No, goodbye Granny! 1791 01:06:58,485 --> 01:06:59,554 (rooster clucking) 1792 01:06:59,621 --> 01:07:00,855 (end call beeps) 1793 01:07:00,922 --> 01:07:01,923 (flame whooshes) 1794 01:07:02,022 --> 01:07:03,958 (guests chattering) 1795 01:07:04,024 --> 01:07:07,494 (upbeat music playing) 1796 01:07:09,162 --> 01:07:10,097 - No, I don't like those. 1797 01:07:10,163 --> 01:07:12,934 I like Pinot. (Yells) 1798 01:07:13,033 --> 01:07:15,302 (upbeat music playing) 1799 01:07:15,369 --> 01:07:16,069 - Guys! 1800 01:07:16,136 --> 01:07:17,572 Oh, they'll never believe me. 1801 01:07:17,639 --> 01:07:18,840 (woman laughs) 1802 01:07:18,907 --> 01:07:22,510 (upbeat music playing) 1803 01:07:33,521 --> 01:07:34,856 Remember us? 1804 01:07:34,923 --> 01:07:36,156 - Rawr. 1805 01:07:36,824 --> 01:07:38,726 - You learned English fast. 1806 01:07:38,793 --> 01:07:40,995 - I learn a lot of things fast. 1807 01:07:41,061 --> 01:07:43,130 Isn't this your bachelor party? 1808 01:07:43,196 --> 01:07:44,097 - Whoo, ah. 1809 01:07:44,164 --> 01:07:46,968 It sure is my bachelor party. 1810 01:07:47,067 --> 01:07:49,837 - So, don't you wanna have some fun? 1811 01:07:49,938 --> 01:07:51,471 (moaning) Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. 1812 01:07:52,807 --> 01:07:54,174 - Okay. 1813 01:07:54,241 --> 01:07:57,110 You know, um, I thought I was having enough fun already. 1814 01:07:57,210 --> 01:07:59,847 - (laughs) You know what we mean. 1815 01:07:59,948 --> 01:08:01,983 - Woo. 1816 01:08:02,082 --> 01:08:03,317 (Travis chuckles) 1817 01:08:05,352 --> 01:08:07,622 - Away from Blondie. 1818 01:08:07,689 --> 01:08:09,289 - You mean Abby, my wife. 1819 01:08:09,958 --> 01:08:11,826 - Come on, we won't tell. 1820 01:08:12,994 --> 01:08:15,563 (purring) 1821 01:08:19,099 --> 01:08:21,035 - I gotta go. 1822 01:08:21,101 --> 01:08:22,837 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1823 01:08:25,974 --> 01:08:27,274 - Naughty, naughty. 1824 01:08:28,241 --> 01:08:30,778 - Thank you for letting us stay on the cot. 1825 01:08:30,845 --> 01:08:32,179 - Yeah, well. 1826 01:08:32,245 --> 01:08:34,949 Okay ladies, it's been real. 1827 01:08:35,016 --> 01:08:38,052 Good luck with your life, your marriage. 1828 01:08:38,118 --> 01:08:40,454 And if you were a gambler, I would tell you 1829 01:08:40,521 --> 01:08:43,791 that the odds are not in your favor and to fold. 1830 01:08:43,858 --> 01:08:44,692 - Wait, I have to pee. 1831 01:08:44,759 --> 01:08:45,893 Is this a bathroom? 1832 01:08:45,994 --> 01:08:46,728 - Yeah. 1833 01:08:46,828 --> 01:08:47,595 But, no, no, no, no. 1834 01:08:47,695 --> 01:08:48,295 Don't, don't go there. 1835 01:08:48,362 --> 01:08:49,664 That's Parker's room. 1836 01:08:49,731 --> 01:08:50,898 Just go in the pond. 1837 01:08:50,999 --> 01:08:52,232 - Parker? 1838 01:08:52,299 --> 01:08:55,069 - My son, the doctor that we were talking about. 1839 01:08:55,135 --> 01:08:56,537 - What's your last name? 1840 01:08:56,604 --> 01:08:57,972 - Hayes. 1841 01:08:58,039 --> 01:08:59,774 - Hayes. 1842 01:08:59,874 --> 01:09:01,809 Parker Hayes. 1843 01:09:01,876 --> 01:09:02,610 Doctor. 1844 01:09:04,612 --> 01:09:05,079 (dings) 1845 01:09:05,145 --> 01:09:06,547 Hey, Parker! 1846 01:09:06,614 --> 01:09:07,815 Dr. Hayes. 1847 01:09:07,882 --> 01:09:08,816 - [Travis] Parker Hayes? 1848 01:09:08,883 --> 01:09:09,684 (screaming) 1849 01:09:09,751 --> 01:09:10,618 Parker! 1850 01:09:14,055 --> 01:09:15,123 - Mare! 1851 01:09:15,188 --> 01:09:16,189 Mare, we gotta go! 1852 01:09:16,289 --> 01:09:19,761 (upbeat music playing) 1853 01:09:29,904 --> 01:09:30,838 Travis. 1854 01:09:30,905 --> 01:09:33,608 (cell phone ringing) 1855 01:09:33,675 --> 01:09:35,409 - Naughty, naughty. 1856 01:09:37,512 --> 01:09:38,079 - Travis? 1857 01:09:38,178 --> 01:09:38,946 Travis, come and get me. 1858 01:09:39,047 --> 01:09:41,616 (girls purring) 1859 01:09:41,683 --> 01:09:42,984 Travis! 1860 01:09:43,051 --> 01:09:43,851 (purring) 1861 01:09:43,918 --> 01:09:44,786 Asshole! 1862 01:09:44,886 --> 01:09:45,753 - [Xaria] Hmm, you like that? 1863 01:09:45,820 --> 01:09:46,721 Fine, two can play at that. 1864 01:09:46,788 --> 01:09:47,889 - [Xaria] Oh, Travis, you're so good. 1865 01:09:47,955 --> 01:09:51,425 (phone call ends beep) 1866 01:09:53,828 --> 01:09:56,130 (suspenseful music playing) 1867 01:09:56,196 --> 01:09:58,933 (Parker snoring) 1868 01:10:00,835 --> 01:10:02,737 (door sliding) 1869 01:10:02,804 --> 01:10:03,604 - Okay, Parker. 1870 01:10:03,671 --> 01:10:05,006 Okay, I'm just. 1871 01:10:05,073 --> 01:10:07,542 Shit, okay, go, free, okay. 1872 01:10:08,676 --> 01:10:09,577 Ow! 1873 01:10:10,845 --> 01:10:11,813 Ow. 1874 01:10:12,814 --> 01:10:14,048 Okay, hi, Parker. 1875 01:10:14,115 --> 01:10:16,150 Hi you old nice, boring man. 1876 01:10:16,216 --> 01:10:18,186 Okay, we're gonna take a photo. 1877 01:10:18,251 --> 01:10:19,787 (curtains opening sound) 1878 01:10:19,854 --> 01:10:20,822 Shit, what? 1879 01:10:21,823 --> 01:10:22,790 (Parker snoring) 1880 01:10:22,857 --> 01:10:24,992 (curtains closing sound) 1881 01:10:25,093 --> 01:10:28,730 (suspenseful music playing) 1882 01:10:28,830 --> 01:10:30,330 (camera shutter clicks) 1883 01:10:30,397 --> 01:10:33,634 (suspenseful music playing) 1884 01:10:33,701 --> 01:10:36,571 (Parker snoring) 1885 01:10:37,237 --> 01:10:38,773 No! What are you doing? 1886 01:10:38,840 --> 01:10:40,174 Don't! 1887 01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:43,711 (objects clattering) 1888 01:10:46,748 --> 01:10:47,582 Shh. 1889 01:10:49,884 --> 01:10:51,786 (Abby grunting) 1890 01:10:51,853 --> 01:10:52,754 God-dammit! 1891 01:10:55,123 --> 01:10:56,557 How are you sleeping? 1892 01:10:56,624 --> 01:10:57,357 Roll over! 1893 01:10:57,424 --> 01:10:59,794 God, you're fucking pointless. 1894 01:10:59,861 --> 01:11:00,728 Roll over! 1895 01:11:01,629 --> 01:11:03,631 (moans) One. 1896 01:11:03,731 --> 01:11:06,200 (moans) Two. 1897 01:11:06,266 --> 01:11:07,735 Oh, oh, come on! 1898 01:11:09,269 --> 01:11:10,838 Come (groans) 1899 01:11:10,905 --> 01:11:11,873 Ow, no! 1900 01:11:16,778 --> 01:11:17,812 (bottle clinking) 1901 01:11:17,879 --> 01:11:19,547 (rooster clucking) 1902 01:11:19,614 --> 01:11:20,681 (thudding) 1903 01:11:20,748 --> 01:11:23,518 (Shepley gasps) 1904 01:11:25,285 --> 01:11:28,756 (door creaks and slams) 1905 01:11:31,058 --> 01:11:34,028 (tense music plays) 1906 01:11:47,175 --> 01:11:47,975 (rooster crowing) 1907 01:11:48,042 --> 01:11:51,045 (Shepley screams) 1908 01:11:53,815 --> 01:11:54,849 (trumpet playing) 1909 01:11:54,916 --> 01:11:56,884 (rooster crows) 1910 01:11:56,951 --> 01:12:00,788 (trumpet continues playing) 1911 01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:15,570 (door creaking) 1912 01:12:16,469 --> 01:12:18,306 - What the hell happened in here? 1913 01:12:18,371 --> 01:12:21,542 (heavy breathing) 1914 01:12:25,213 --> 01:12:27,148 (spitting sound) 1915 01:12:27,215 --> 01:12:28,082 Is that me? 1916 01:12:35,990 --> 01:12:36,958 So mean. 1917 01:12:38,491 --> 01:12:39,594 - [Phone Woman] I'm sorry, Señor. 1918 01:12:39,660 --> 01:12:41,295 There's no one here by that name. 1919 01:12:41,361 --> 01:12:42,563 Or the other girls. 1920 01:12:42,630 --> 01:12:44,565 Have you tried calling the police? 1921 01:12:44,632 --> 01:12:46,267 - Yeah, I don't think we're there yet. 1922 01:12:46,366 --> 01:12:47,702 Thank you though. 1923 01:12:48,970 --> 01:12:50,171 Okay. 1924 01:12:50,238 --> 01:12:52,974 (waves crashing) 1925 01:12:54,275 --> 01:12:57,979 (suspenseful music plays) 1926 01:13:04,118 --> 01:13:07,722 (Abby moans and snores) 1927 01:13:13,861 --> 01:13:15,930 (beeping) 1928 01:13:15,997 --> 01:13:19,000 (Abby screams softly) 1929 01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:21,936 (Parker snores) 1930 01:13:22,003 --> 01:13:24,872 (birds chirping) 1931 01:13:27,275 --> 01:13:29,877 (Abby moans) 1932 01:13:37,184 --> 01:13:40,755 (Abby meows and hisses) 1933 01:13:44,424 --> 01:13:45,826 (Parker moans) 1934 01:13:45,893 --> 01:13:48,362 (Abby hisses) 1935 01:13:48,428 --> 01:13:52,033 (Growling and meowing) 1936 01:13:55,435 --> 01:13:57,371 (Parker panting) 1937 01:13:57,437 --> 01:14:00,908 (Growling and meowing) 1938 01:14:10,584 --> 01:14:12,954 (Parker and Abby scream) 1939 01:14:13,054 --> 01:14:14,388 - Who the fuck are you? 1940 01:14:14,454 --> 01:14:15,389 - It's me, it's me. 1941 01:14:15,455 --> 01:14:16,691 It's Abby, it's me. 1942 01:14:16,757 --> 01:14:17,358 - Abby? 1943 01:14:17,425 --> 01:14:18,559 What are you doing here? 1944 01:14:18,626 --> 01:14:19,927 - I was just trying to take a selfie. 1945 01:14:20,027 --> 01:14:20,493 - A selfie? 1946 01:14:20,561 --> 01:14:21,963 Fucking psycho. 1947 01:14:22,063 --> 01:14:22,930 (knocking on door) 1948 01:14:22,997 --> 01:14:23,864 - [Travis] Abby, are you in there? 1949 01:14:23,931 --> 01:14:24,665 - Oh God. 1950 01:14:24,732 --> 01:14:25,933 He's gonna kill you. 1951 01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:27,435 - [Travis] (knocking) Abby, open up. 1952 01:14:27,500 --> 01:14:29,103 - There's nobody here by that name, so piss off. 1953 01:14:29,203 --> 01:14:30,271 - Shh! 1954 01:14:30,338 --> 01:14:32,873 - Oh my God, you fucked Parker! 1955 01:14:32,940 --> 01:14:33,908 (Travis yelling) 1956 01:14:33,975 --> 01:14:35,409 - No! 1957 01:14:35,475 --> 01:14:37,044 - What are you doing here? 1958 01:14:37,111 --> 01:14:38,312 - No, no, no, no! 1959 01:14:38,379 --> 01:14:42,817 (Everyone screaming incoherently) 1960 01:14:53,361 --> 01:14:56,097 (bells ringing) 1961 01:15:01,369 --> 01:15:02,536 - Well? 1962 01:15:03,503 --> 01:15:05,239 How's that for your first time, Miguel? 1963 01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:07,241 Ain't she's something else? 1964 01:15:08,509 --> 01:15:11,145 Found her in bed with her ex on our honeymoon. 1965 01:15:14,248 --> 01:15:17,051 - It was really stupid. 1966 01:15:17,118 --> 01:15:18,586 I was drunk 1967 01:15:18,652 --> 01:15:21,155 and trying to get a selfie to make him jealous. 1968 01:15:21,255 --> 01:15:22,590 The only reason I did it is 1969 01:15:22,656 --> 01:15:25,426 because I went to FaceTime Travis last night 1970 01:15:25,526 --> 01:15:27,995 and this is what I saw. 1971 01:15:31,399 --> 01:15:33,868 - I, Abby, I, I had nothing 1972 01:15:35,002 --> 01:15:35,603 to do with this. 1973 01:15:35,669 --> 01:15:37,338 You have to believe me. 1974 01:15:37,405 --> 01:15:40,074 - I do. 1975 01:15:40,141 --> 01:15:41,208 I do. 1976 01:15:41,275 --> 01:15:42,676 When I sobered up this morning 1977 01:15:42,743 --> 01:15:45,012 and I had a second to think, I figured that, I don't know, 1978 01:15:45,079 --> 01:15:48,082 that some girls must have taken your phone or something. 1979 01:15:48,149 --> 01:15:49,750 - And that's the truth, 1980 01:15:51,419 --> 01:15:53,888 - Right, I believe you. 1981 01:15:53,954 --> 01:15:56,290 - You guys, there's, there's hope in this. 1982 01:15:57,591 --> 01:15:59,060 - Except that doesn't really go both ways 1983 01:15:59,126 --> 01:16:01,095 in our relationship now, does it? 1984 01:16:01,162 --> 01:16:03,230 (sad, slow music playing) 1985 01:16:03,297 --> 01:16:07,735 - (sighs) Well, it's not really 1986 01:16:07,835 --> 01:16:09,470 like you gave me a fighting chance 1987 01:16:09,570 --> 01:16:11,305 with your marriage annulment contest. 1988 01:16:13,607 --> 01:16:17,778 You set me up to fail. (Abby sniffles) 1989 01:16:20,448 --> 01:16:21,516 - Miguel, I know that you said 1990 01:16:21,615 --> 01:16:23,384 that there's something in Travis and I 1991 01:16:23,451 --> 01:16:24,852 that's worth fighting for, 1992 01:16:24,919 --> 01:16:28,789 but, you know, I don't really think I have any fight left. 1993 01:16:31,358 --> 01:16:32,561 - Then neither do I. 1994 01:16:32,660 --> 01:16:33,894 - (sniffles) I- 1995 01:16:33,961 --> 01:16:34,695 - Travis. 1996 01:16:35,596 --> 01:16:38,065 (footsteps) 1997 01:16:39,333 --> 01:16:41,669 - Abby, Psalm 51 says, create a- 1998 01:16:41,735 --> 01:16:43,704 - [Abby] Save it, I'm done. 1999 01:16:47,074 --> 01:16:49,810 (Miguel sighs) 2000 01:16:50,744 --> 01:16:54,348 (soft, sad music playing) 2001 01:16:56,617 --> 01:16:58,052 - [America] My mom knows someone at customs 2002 01:16:58,119 --> 01:17:00,555 who can get us on a four o'clock flight back to Sacramento. 2003 01:17:00,621 --> 01:17:01,822 - Thanks. 2004 01:17:01,889 --> 01:17:04,024 But I think I'm just gonna hang around here. 2005 01:17:04,091 --> 01:17:05,292 Wander. 2006 01:17:05,359 --> 01:17:06,861 - Don't wander too far. 2007 01:17:08,129 --> 01:17:08,996 Promise? 2008 01:17:09,096 --> 01:17:09,697 - Yes. 2009 01:17:09,763 --> 01:17:11,699 Yes, I promise, Mare. 2010 01:17:11,765 --> 01:17:13,535 But enough about me. 2011 01:17:13,634 --> 01:17:15,269 How are you doing? 2012 01:17:15,369 --> 01:17:16,837 - This is so weird, Abby. 2013 01:17:17,905 --> 01:17:19,106 The second I met Shepley, I just fell so hard. 2014 01:17:19,206 --> 01:17:21,576 And we get here and I feel like I'm just seeing 2015 01:17:21,642 --> 01:17:23,310 who he really is for the first time. 2016 01:17:23,377 --> 01:17:24,812 - Yeah, sounds familiar. 2017 01:17:24,912 --> 01:17:28,149 - I mean, he hunts, he spies on me. 2018 01:17:28,249 --> 01:17:29,116 I just can't. 2019 01:17:29,783 --> 01:17:31,385 He's not right for me. 2020 01:17:34,255 --> 01:17:35,456 - I hear you. 2021 01:17:35,524 --> 01:17:37,958 I thought maybe Travis was different, 2022 01:17:38,058 --> 01:17:40,761 but he's just like all the men from my past. 2023 01:17:41,695 --> 01:17:43,164 I mean, I don't know what to say, Mare. 2024 01:17:43,264 --> 01:17:44,398 I guess we were both just- 2025 01:17:45,399 --> 01:17:48,068 (Benny speaking indistinctly) 2026 01:17:48,135 --> 01:17:49,336 - Hello? 2027 01:17:49,403 --> 01:17:51,238 Abby? 2028 01:17:51,305 --> 01:17:54,808 (tense guitar music plays) 2029 01:17:55,943 --> 01:17:57,344 - [Benny} I want to see the two of you in my office 2030 01:17:57,411 --> 01:17:58,647 in an hour, 2031 01:17:58,712 --> 01:18:01,282 and don't you even think of skipping town. 2032 01:18:02,551 --> 01:18:05,352 This is about Travis assuming your debt 2033 01:18:05,419 --> 01:18:07,821 by fighting against Chernobyl. 2034 01:18:08,422 --> 01:18:12,026 (tense music playing) 2035 01:18:14,428 --> 01:18:17,898 (heavy rain falling) 2036 01:18:19,568 --> 01:18:22,937 (tense music playing) 2037 01:18:35,749 --> 01:18:38,252 (gate creaking) 2038 01:18:38,319 --> 01:18:41,322 (tense music playing) 2039 01:18:48,329 --> 01:18:50,264 (Abby screaming) 2040 01:18:50,331 --> 01:18:51,398 (Thud) 2041 01:18:51,465 --> 01:18:54,703 (Benny and Abby groaning) 2042 01:18:54,768 --> 01:18:57,171 - Abby, it's not what you think! 2043 01:18:57,238 --> 01:19:00,407 (Benny shrieks) 2044 01:19:00,474 --> 01:19:01,676 - [Abby] I fucking hate you! 2045 01:19:01,742 --> 01:19:02,810 - [Benny] I don't hit women. 2046 01:19:02,910 --> 01:19:05,045 - [Abby] (indistinct), motherfucker. 2047 01:19:05,145 --> 01:19:08,215 You said you wouldn't do anything! 2048 01:19:09,618 --> 01:19:10,784 - [Benny] God, you're firm. 2049 01:19:10,851 --> 01:19:13,722 - [Abby] I fucking hate you, you maggot! 2050 01:19:13,787 --> 01:19:15,422 - [Benny] What are you, hormonal? 2051 01:19:15,489 --> 01:19:16,558 - [Abby] Fuck you! 2052 01:19:16,625 --> 01:19:18,425 (tense, instrumental music plays) 2053 01:19:18,492 --> 01:19:20,294 (knocking on door) 2054 01:19:20,361 --> 01:19:21,362 - Who is it? 2055 01:19:23,764 --> 01:19:25,199 (knocking on door) 2056 01:19:25,266 --> 01:19:26,267 - What? 2057 01:19:26,367 --> 01:19:27,868 What do you want? 2058 01:19:28,637 --> 01:19:31,872 (door slams open) 2059 01:19:34,308 --> 01:19:38,145 (birds chirping) (soft music playing) 2060 01:19:38,212 --> 01:19:41,248 - I'm sorry about your painting. 2061 01:19:42,349 --> 01:19:45,986 - Sorry about fucking up your life, ish. 2062 01:19:48,690 --> 01:19:50,991 - You didn't fuck up my life. 2063 01:19:51,058 --> 01:19:53,994 You fucked up my relationship with my dad. 2064 01:19:54,094 --> 01:19:57,064 - Well, there were some other things. 2065 01:19:57,131 --> 01:19:58,165 Toledo. 2066 01:19:58,265 --> 01:19:59,300 - Hmm. 2067 01:19:59,366 --> 01:20:03,538 - Toledo? Dude, I was 14. - You were a cash-cow. 2068 01:20:04,104 --> 01:20:08,909 - You really did deserve that rock to the head. 2069 01:20:09,544 --> 01:20:11,513 I'm sorry about... 2070 01:20:11,579 --> 01:20:12,146 - Darius? 2071 01:20:12,212 --> 01:20:13,213 - Yeah. 2072 01:20:13,314 --> 01:20:16,250 - I don't even know if he ever really loved me. 2073 01:20:16,350 --> 01:20:17,985 This painting was my last-ditch effort, 2074 01:20:18,085 --> 01:20:20,187 'cause we were down, 2075 01:20:20,287 --> 01:20:21,422 doesn't matter. 2076 01:20:24,693 --> 01:20:25,926 - Well, for what it's worth, 2077 01:20:25,993 --> 01:20:28,295 it's not like my relationship is any better. 2078 01:20:28,362 --> 01:20:31,398 I'm about to be a divorcee at 19. 2079 01:20:31,465 --> 01:20:32,600 - What? - Yeah. 2080 01:20:33,735 --> 01:20:35,537 - For somebody who is so good at cards, 2081 01:20:35,603 --> 01:20:37,672 you are a real fuckin' idiot. 2082 01:20:37,739 --> 01:20:39,373 - Excuse me? - Oh yeah, right. 2083 01:20:39,440 --> 01:20:40,742 Miss Wisdom, at 19. 2084 01:20:40,841 --> 01:20:43,143 You don't see what's staring you right in the face! 2085 01:20:43,210 --> 01:20:44,478 Love! Abby! 2086 01:20:44,579 --> 01:20:45,647 Love! 2087 01:20:45,714 --> 01:20:46,548 Your guy! This guy! 2088 01:20:46,614 --> 01:20:47,682 The fighter, Travis! 2089 01:20:47,749 --> 01:20:49,617 And the passion you two have? 2090 01:20:49,718 --> 01:20:51,218 You think you can buy that on Amazon? 2091 01:20:51,318 --> 01:20:52,052 You cannot. 2092 01:20:52,986 --> 01:20:54,756 I don't care if you're 19 or you're 90! 2093 01:20:54,855 --> 01:20:57,257 When that happens? Sha-bam! 2094 01:20:57,324 --> 01:21:00,427 (birds chirping) 2095 01:21:00,494 --> 01:21:01,830 - Sha-bam? 2096 01:21:01,895 --> 01:21:03,063 - Sha-bam! 2097 01:21:06,601 --> 01:21:07,535 - Sha-bam. 2098 01:21:07,602 --> 01:21:09,370 - fuckin'' sha-bam. 2099 01:21:10,504 --> 01:21:11,573 - What do you guys want? 2100 01:21:11,639 --> 01:21:12,906 - We want you to fight for her. 2101 01:21:13,006 --> 01:21:14,241 - You don't think I'm trying? 2102 01:21:14,308 --> 01:21:16,110 - Then, dude, try fuckin' harder. 2103 01:21:16,176 --> 01:21:17,478 It's like Dad always said, 2104 01:21:17,545 --> 01:21:19,446 "Sometimes you have to fight for both of you 2105 01:21:19,514 --> 01:21:20,447 when one of you gives up." 2106 01:21:20,548 --> 01:21:21,750 - That's right. 2107 01:21:21,850 --> 01:21:23,217 You fight and you fight, and you keep fighting. 2108 01:21:23,283 --> 01:21:25,854 - 'Cause you're a Maddox and that's what we do for love. 2109 01:21:25,919 --> 01:21:28,255 - Travis, do you love her? 2110 01:21:29,490 --> 01:21:31,358 - Of course I love her. 2111 01:21:32,192 --> 01:21:34,962 - Then go and get her, dude. 2112 01:21:35,797 --> 01:21:37,064 - I don't even know where she is. 2113 01:21:37,131 --> 01:21:38,666 - I think she found you, bro. (sad music playing) 2114 01:21:38,767 --> 01:21:40,000 - What? 2115 01:21:41,770 --> 01:21:45,105 ♪ With all the ground we've covered ♪ 2116 01:21:45,172 --> 01:21:48,208 ♪ With all the fights we've won ♪ 2117 01:21:48,308 --> 01:21:51,846 ♪ I won't let you drown in the ocean ♪ 2118 01:21:51,912 --> 01:21:55,015 ♪ I won't watch you burn in the sun ♪ 2119 01:21:55,082 --> 01:21:58,485 ♪ We'll sing it in a song ♪ (feet stomping) 2120 01:21:58,553 --> 01:22:02,389 ♪ We'll sing it in a song ♪ 2121 01:22:02,456 --> 01:22:05,760 ♪ In all the seas we've sailed on ♪ 2122 01:22:05,827 --> 01:22:08,962 ♪ Our faces turned to stone ♪ 2123 01:22:09,062 --> 01:22:12,734 ♪ I will follow you where the light goes ♪ 2124 01:22:12,801 --> 01:22:15,269 ♪ And tell the rights we've wronged ♪ 2125 01:22:15,335 --> 01:22:18,840 ♪ And sing it in a song ♪ ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 2126 01:22:18,939 --> 01:22:23,745 ♪ Sing it in a song ♪ 2127 01:22:23,812 --> 01:22:25,479 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 2128 01:22:25,547 --> 01:22:27,181 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 2129 01:22:27,247 --> 01:22:30,150 ♪ The greatest story ever told ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 2130 01:22:30,217 --> 01:22:34,054 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 2131 01:22:34,121 --> 01:22:36,023 ♪ Our finest dreams ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 2132 01:22:36,089 --> 01:22:37,191 ♪ Our hearts ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 2133 01:22:37,257 --> 01:22:38,860 ♪ And souls ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 2134 01:22:38,959 --> 01:22:42,597 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ ♪ Forever young ♪ 2135 01:22:42,697 --> 01:22:44,298 ♪ Forever bold ♪ 2136 01:22:44,364 --> 01:22:47,735 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 2137 01:22:47,802 --> 01:22:51,673 ♪ The greatest story ever told ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 2138 01:22:51,739 --> 01:22:55,577 (Sancho speaking in Spanish) 2139 01:22:57,110 --> 01:22:58,713 - Where did you get these suits, "Douchebags-R-Us?" 2140 01:22:58,780 --> 01:23:00,548 (Sancho speaking Spanish) - Dude, they're traditional. 2141 01:23:00,615 --> 01:23:01,716 - Oh yeah, really? 2142 01:23:01,783 --> 01:23:02,951 Did you get these with suits with a sign that reads: 2143 01:23:03,016 --> 01:23:03,885 "Please don't fuck me?" - Shh. 2144 01:23:03,952 --> 01:23:04,853 Guys, he's a fucking priest. 2145 01:23:04,919 --> 01:23:06,554 Have some respect! - Ah! 2146 01:23:06,621 --> 01:23:08,823 (brothers arguing) 2147 01:23:08,890 --> 01:23:10,558 - Ow! (brothers screaming) 2148 01:23:10,625 --> 01:23:11,693 - [Thomas] No. No fighting! 2149 01:23:11,759 --> 01:23:14,662 - [All] Queso! (camera clicks) 2150 01:23:14,729 --> 01:23:18,198 (romantic music playing) 2151 01:23:26,708 --> 01:23:31,345 - This is the ring that our father got our mother. 2152 01:23:32,446 --> 01:23:37,552 She passed before Travis really got to ever know her. 2153 01:23:37,619 --> 01:23:39,587 - But, it's special. 2154 01:23:39,654 --> 01:23:41,388 And you're special. 2155 01:23:42,790 --> 01:23:44,859 - We'd like you to have it, 2156 01:23:44,926 --> 01:23:47,662 'cause we all love you very much. 2157 01:23:49,029 --> 01:23:51,098 - This is beautiful. 2158 01:23:52,165 --> 01:23:54,101 I just wish that I could have met her, you guys. 2159 01:23:54,167 --> 01:23:57,271 But, I'm sure she was so incredible. 2160 01:23:58,940 --> 01:24:01,141 I don't even know what to say. 2161 01:24:01,208 --> 01:24:04,712 - Well, you could say yes. (Abby laughing) 2162 01:24:04,779 --> 01:24:06,380 - Yes, yes, yeah. 2163 01:24:07,949 --> 01:24:08,850 I'll cherish this forever. 2164 01:24:08,917 --> 01:24:11,251 Thank you guys so much. 2165 01:24:12,085 --> 01:24:15,690 I'm really proud to call you guys my brothers. 2166 01:24:17,926 --> 01:24:20,895 - Hey! (upbeat music playing) 2167 01:24:20,962 --> 01:24:23,263 What are guys doing to her? 2168 01:24:30,203 --> 01:24:31,906 ♪ Right from the start ♪ 2169 01:24:31,973 --> 01:24:35,777 ♪ We knew we'd be together ♪ 2170 01:24:35,843 --> 01:24:37,845 Tried the "Trabby?" 2171 01:24:37,946 --> 01:24:39,013 - Hey! (laughs) 2172 01:24:39,079 --> 01:24:41,049 Yeah. Yeah, I've had like three. 2173 01:24:41,114 --> 01:24:42,984 They're great. They're great. 2174 01:24:43,083 --> 01:24:44,786 You should get one, man. 2175 01:24:44,852 --> 01:24:47,287 - Alright, I'll have one. 2176 01:24:50,390 --> 01:24:52,125 Did you talk to Mare? 2177 01:24:52,225 --> 01:24:53,327 - Mare, uh. 2178 01:24:55,863 --> 01:24:57,431 - You alright? 2179 01:25:01,869 --> 01:25:02,971 - Yeah, it's, I mean, 2180 01:25:03,071 --> 01:25:03,871 it doesn't matter. - Yeah, yeah- 2181 01:25:03,938 --> 01:25:04,839 - It's your night, man. 2182 01:25:04,906 --> 01:25:05,940 It's your night. - Cheers. 2183 01:25:06,007 --> 01:25:07,174 - Shep, I love you. 2184 01:25:07,240 --> 01:25:10,044 - (stammering) I love, dude, I love you. 2185 01:25:10,110 --> 01:25:12,013 I love you so much. - No, but seriously. 2186 01:25:12,112 --> 01:25:14,114 I love you. - I love you more, bro. 2187 01:25:14,214 --> 01:25:15,415 For real. 2188 01:25:15,482 --> 01:25:16,851 - No, I would leave her tonight, for you. 2189 01:25:16,918 --> 01:25:18,352 If it weren't for the whole "cousin-imbreeding" thing, 2190 01:25:18,418 --> 01:25:20,387 we could have something. - (laughs) Come here. 2191 01:25:20,454 --> 01:25:21,455 Come here. 2192 01:25:23,323 --> 01:25:24,224 I'm so happy for you. 2193 01:25:24,324 --> 01:25:26,961 Now, you should find your wife. 2194 01:25:27,028 --> 01:25:28,930 That's weird to say. - I know. 2195 01:25:28,997 --> 01:25:29,964 You good? - I'm good. 2196 01:25:30,031 --> 01:25:31,498 I'm good. I'm good. - Okay. 2197 01:25:31,599 --> 01:25:32,366 - I'm good. 2198 01:25:38,305 --> 01:25:40,173 Hey, what's, what's the "Shepmare?" 2199 01:25:40,273 --> 01:25:42,242 Can I, can I have one of those? 2200 01:25:42,309 --> 01:25:43,778 - You tell me. 2201 01:25:43,878 --> 01:25:44,946 - Oh my! 2202 01:25:45,013 --> 01:25:47,115 Oh, what's, uh, baby! 2203 01:25:47,180 --> 01:25:48,315 Babe, oh my God! - I came back! 2204 01:25:48,415 --> 01:25:49,383 - Come here. Come here. Come here! 2205 01:25:49,449 --> 01:25:50,818 Come here! Come here! Pumpkin! 2206 01:25:50,885 --> 01:25:51,819 Pumpkin! 2207 01:25:51,886 --> 01:25:52,987 I missed you! 2208 01:25:53,054 --> 01:25:53,988 - I missed you too! 2209 01:25:54,055 --> 01:25:55,389 I was at the spa 2210 01:25:55,455 --> 01:25:56,924 and I heard that someone tried to free the roosters 2211 01:25:56,991 --> 01:25:58,593 but didn't realize that they're actually trained killers- 2212 01:25:58,693 --> 01:26:00,028 - I didn't know they were killers! 2213 01:26:00,094 --> 01:26:00,928 - And I thought that that might be you. 2214 01:26:00,995 --> 01:26:02,229 Did you do that? - Yeah. 2215 01:26:02,295 --> 01:26:03,463 (sighs) Yeah, I was just trying to be a nice guy. 2216 01:26:03,531 --> 01:26:05,867 And, and, they're not, they're not nice. 2217 01:26:05,933 --> 01:26:07,001 - Awe. - No. 2218 01:26:07,068 --> 01:26:08,002 - You're a good man, Sheppley Maddox. 2219 01:26:08,069 --> 01:26:09,202 And I've been such a jerk, 2220 01:26:09,302 --> 01:26:10,872 and I'm, I spun out about a dumb thing 2221 01:26:10,938 --> 01:26:12,006 and I shut down, 2222 01:26:12,073 --> 01:26:13,107 and I'm- - No, no, stop, stop, stop! 2223 01:26:13,173 --> 01:26:14,374 - I'm so sorry! - I'm, I'm sorry! 2224 01:26:14,441 --> 01:26:16,010 I'm sorry! I'm sorry for, for spying on you. 2225 01:26:16,077 --> 01:26:17,377 And- - No, I, I love you so much! 2226 01:26:17,444 --> 01:26:19,279 - I love you so much, baby! - I love you so much! 2227 01:26:19,346 --> 01:26:21,082 And I want to be your baby pterodactyl! 2228 01:26:21,181 --> 01:26:24,085 - You wanna be my- (both shrieking) 2229 01:26:24,184 --> 01:26:25,887 - I wanna be on your mantle! (both laughing) 2230 01:26:25,953 --> 01:26:28,255 - Come here, babe! 2231 01:26:28,321 --> 01:26:33,460 (crickets chirping) (waves crashing) 2232 01:26:34,062 --> 01:26:36,296 - Buenas noches. - Hmm. 2233 01:26:37,065 --> 01:26:38,866 Sancho, right? 2234 01:26:38,933 --> 01:26:42,537 - Si. (crickets chirping) 2235 01:26:44,204 --> 01:26:46,774 - [Benny] I feel like I'm past my prime. 2236 01:26:46,841 --> 01:26:49,376 - Hmm. 2237 01:26:49,476 --> 01:26:50,978 All I want to do is nap. 2238 01:26:51,079 --> 01:26:52,312 - Hmm. 2239 01:26:53,213 --> 01:26:54,916 I'd take a good nap over that: 2240 01:26:54,982 --> 01:26:57,185 "painting, meditation" bullshit. 2241 01:26:57,250 --> 01:27:00,420 - (chuckles) Hmm. Mm-hmm. 2242 01:27:00,487 --> 01:27:02,890 - Money doesn't fix it. 2243 01:27:02,957 --> 01:27:04,559 Ass doesn't fix it. 2244 01:27:05,960 --> 01:27:06,828 - Ass? 2245 01:27:07,962 --> 01:27:08,696 No bueno. 2246 01:27:10,098 --> 01:27:11,431 Pino's ass? 2247 01:27:12,734 --> 01:27:13,668 Tight. 2248 01:27:14,501 --> 01:27:18,573 Treacherous. (crickets chirping) 2249 01:27:18,639 --> 01:27:20,208 - I just want to find somebody 2250 01:27:20,273 --> 01:27:23,276 to sail off into the sunset with. 2251 01:27:23,376 --> 01:27:25,345 I could fuck a couple people up along the way. 2252 01:27:25,412 --> 01:27:26,681 But, just for fun. 2253 01:27:26,781 --> 01:27:30,017 - (chuckles) I like a man like you. 2254 01:27:37,558 --> 01:27:39,861 - I've never tried Mexican. 2255 01:27:42,663 --> 01:27:46,901 - I think that you would find it most appealing. 2256 01:27:48,569 --> 01:27:52,640 ♪ Falling in love again ♪ (fireworks booming) 2257 01:27:52,707 --> 01:27:56,376 - Okay, so I've been thinking. - Uh-oh. 2258 01:27:56,443 --> 01:27:59,514 - I've been thinking about giving the Maddox's name a try. 2259 01:27:59,580 --> 01:28:02,517 But, it has to include some personalized towels. 2260 01:28:02,583 --> 01:28:04,484 - Towels? - Mm-hmm. 2261 01:28:06,453 --> 01:28:07,889 Expensive towels. 2262 01:28:09,023 --> 01:28:10,525 - And how many points is that? 2263 01:28:10,591 --> 01:28:12,459 - Oh, forget about the points. 2264 01:28:12,560 --> 01:28:15,096 I stopped counting when we were down by like a thousand. 2265 01:28:15,163 --> 01:28:18,132 - (chuckles) A thousand's an exaggeration. 2266 01:28:18,199 --> 01:28:19,767 - It was stupid anyway. 2267 01:28:19,834 --> 01:28:21,401 I can't rationalize this marriage. 2268 01:28:21,468 --> 01:28:23,871 And, I can't rationalize why I love you. 2269 01:28:23,938 --> 01:28:24,972 But, 2270 01:28:25,039 --> 01:28:25,940 I do. 2271 01:28:29,476 --> 01:28:33,114 - [Voice-over] And so, Abby and Travis agreed, 2272 01:28:33,181 --> 01:28:35,550 "Till death do us part." 2273 01:28:37,185 --> 01:28:40,154 As long as they don't kill each other. 2274 01:28:40,221 --> 01:28:41,556 Adios, amigos. 2275 01:28:41,622 --> 01:28:45,560 (upbeat Spanglish music playing) 2276 01:28:45,626 --> 01:28:49,396 ♪ I wanna love you baby ♪ 2277 01:28:50,198 --> 01:28:54,401 (brothers babbling humorously) 2278 01:28:58,639 --> 01:29:00,274 - Jesus, brother! (everyone laughing) 2279 01:29:00,340 --> 01:29:02,944 - Alright! (Abby laughing) 2280 01:29:03,010 --> 01:29:04,145 Jesus Christ! 2281 01:29:04,212 --> 01:29:08,549 (upbeat Spanglish music continues) 2282 01:29:21,128 --> 01:29:24,198 ♪ Take me ♪ 2283 01:29:24,265 --> 01:29:28,401 ♪ I want it ♪ 2284 01:29:28,501 --> 01:29:32,006 ♪ I wanna love you baby ♪ 2285 01:29:36,510 --> 01:29:38,713 (upbeat music) 2286 01:29:43,284 --> 01:29:46,453 (singer laughing) 2287 01:29:49,290 --> 01:29:50,490 ♪ Hey ♪ 2288 01:29:50,558 --> 01:29:54,996 (man singing in foreign language) 2289 01:29:56,429 --> 01:29:57,598 ♪ Hey ♪ 2290 01:29:57,665 --> 01:30:01,869 (women singing in foreign language) 2291 01:30:07,041 --> 01:30:08,475 ♪ I want it ♪ 2292 01:30:08,542 --> 01:30:11,345 ♪ I want it all, my baby ♪ 2293 01:30:11,411 --> 01:30:15,182 ♪ I want everything from you ♪ 2294 01:30:20,054 --> 01:30:22,657 (bright music) 2295 01:30:56,057 --> 01:30:59,660 (bright music continues) 2296 01:31:15,643 --> 01:31:18,546 (gentle music) 2297 01:31:26,954 --> 01:31:29,724 (choir vocalizes) 2298 01:31:43,671 --> 01:31:46,607 (bright music) 2299 01:32:02,123 --> 01:32:04,859 (upbeat music) 2300 01:32:24,578 --> 01:32:27,281 (men grunting) 2301 01:32:44,165 --> 01:32:46,901 (men grunting) 2302 01:32:55,176 --> 01:32:57,912 (bright music) 2303 01:33:11,625 --> 01:33:14,361 (bright music) 2304 01:33:33,747 --> 01:33:36,383 (gentle music) 2305 01:33:51,665 --> 01:33:54,435 (upbeat music) 2306 01:33:54,502 --> 01:33:57,238 (gentle music) 2307 01:34:09,551 --> 01:34:12,286 (upbeat music) 2308 01:34:16,390 --> 01:34:17,725 ♪ My name is Thumbelina ♪ 2309 01:34:17,791 --> 01:34:19,126 ♪ I'm three feet tall ♪ 2310 01:34:19,193 --> 01:34:22,296 ♪ My Mommy always told me, fuck, you're small ♪ 2311 01:34:22,363 --> 01:34:25,634 ♪ My neighbors, they tease me, it sends me in a roll ♪ 2312 01:34:25,699 --> 01:34:30,137 ♪ I fuck them up for money, after all ♪ 153429