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Let's see what we got for Jimbo today. 9 00:01:24,083 --> 00:01:24,997 Okay. 10 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:36,095 [ominous music continues] [water burbling] 11 00:01:36,095 --> 00:01:37,618 Come on. 12 00:01:37,618 --> 00:01:38,532 Come on. 13 00:01:39,620 --> 00:01:40,839 Come to Jimmy. 14 00:01:43,146 --> 00:01:44,059 Come on. 15 00:01:44,843 --> 00:01:45,757 Come on. 16 00:01:47,106 --> 00:01:48,803 There we go. 17 00:01:48,803 --> 00:01:49,717 Oh, son. 18 00:01:51,632 --> 00:01:54,069 Whoa! [foreboding music] 19 00:01:54,069 --> 00:01:55,506 Whoa. 20 00:01:55,506 --> 00:01:56,463 Whoa! Whoa! 21 00:01:57,769 --> 00:01:58,683 Whoa, son. 22 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:01,599 [Jim chuckles] 23 00:02:01,599 --> 00:02:03,253 It's a biggin. 24 00:02:03,253 --> 00:02:06,343 [foreboding music] [Jim grunts] 25 00:02:06,343 --> 00:02:08,780 [line snaps] 26 00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:11,913 Son of a bitch broke my fucking line! 27 00:02:12,871 --> 00:02:14,568 That was a big fish. 28 00:02:16,701 --> 00:02:17,615 God. 29 00:02:22,054 --> 00:02:24,448 [Jim sighs] 30 00:02:26,363 --> 00:02:31,368 [ominous music continues] [water burbling] 31 00:02:35,937 --> 00:02:38,766 Well, now, where did you come from? 32 00:02:40,464 --> 00:02:43,336 Shoot, you're just a little thing. Just a baby. 33 00:02:43,336 --> 00:02:46,078 Why don't you come back when you're big enough to eat? 34 00:02:47,471 --> 00:02:52,258 [suspenseful music] [water burbling] 35 00:03:29,730 --> 00:03:32,777 [suspenseful music] 36 00:04:19,258 --> 00:04:22,087 [birds chirping] 37 00:04:27,919 --> 00:04:29,137 - [Hope] Chad, I need my caramel latte. 38 00:04:29,137 --> 00:04:30,965 Is there anywhere to stop? 39 00:04:30,965 --> 00:04:32,837 There's, like, a Starbies along the way, right? 40 00:04:32,837 --> 00:04:34,839 - Tonight's gonna be lit! The fridge is packed. 41 00:04:34,839 --> 00:04:36,275 - Say hi to the camera, babe. 42 00:04:36,275 --> 00:04:37,842 - What's good? 43 00:04:37,842 --> 00:04:39,539 You know what time it is. Roach it, baby. 44 00:04:39,539 --> 00:04:41,628 - Wait, babe. This lighting hits so hard. 45 00:04:41,628 --> 00:04:43,587 Get in here. - Oh my God, really? 46 00:04:43,587 --> 00:04:44,457 - Yes! Oh! 47 00:04:45,589 --> 00:04:46,894 Why aren't we there yet? 48 00:04:46,894 --> 00:04:48,809 - Bro. - Well, we would be, 49 00:04:48,809 --> 00:04:51,551 but we're waiting for Sam to finish taking a piss! 50 00:04:51,551 --> 00:04:53,423 - Bitches, bro. - Let's go, bro! 51 00:04:53,423 --> 00:04:55,816 - Guys, hey, it's Pearce! Say hi to the camera. 52 00:04:55,816 --> 00:04:58,297 - What up, bro? Get this for the Gram. 53 00:04:58,297 --> 00:04:59,429 - Oh, yes! 54 00:04:59,429 --> 00:05:01,082 - Oh! Woo! 55 00:05:01,082 --> 00:05:02,649 - [Sarah] Hope, what about you? 56 00:05:03,563 --> 00:05:04,608 - Ugh, lame. 57 00:05:05,652 --> 00:05:07,480 - Let's go, bro! [horn honks] 58 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:08,568 - Sorry. Ah! 59 00:05:08,568 --> 00:05:10,091 Sorry. Sorry. 60 00:05:10,091 --> 00:05:12,485 - Oh my God, babe. - Party with the boys! 61 00:05:12,485 --> 00:05:14,966 - Sorry. Oh, hey, is this for Instagram? 62 00:05:14,966 --> 00:05:16,576 Hey, it's- 63 00:05:16,576 --> 00:05:17,577 - Just get in the car, bro. We gotta go, okay? 64 00:05:17,577 --> 00:05:18,578 Let's go. 65 00:05:18,578 --> 00:05:19,710 In the trunk. Come on. 66 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,061 - Spring break! Woo! 67 00:05:24,671 --> 00:05:27,761 - Lock him in there. - Get the fuck in there, Sam. 68 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:29,589 - [Chad] Girls, as soon as we get there, 69 00:05:29,589 --> 00:05:31,548 I say we go straight skinny dipping. 70 00:05:31,548 --> 00:05:34,072 - Woo! - Just buckle up and shut up. 71 00:05:34,072 --> 00:05:36,117 ♪ Better watch out, player [group cheers] 72 00:05:36,117 --> 00:05:38,381 ♪ Come on - Slay! 73 00:05:38,381 --> 00:05:39,730 - [Chad] I'm about to slay that ass. 74 00:05:39,730 --> 00:05:41,253 [Sarah laughs] 75 00:05:41,253 --> 00:05:42,385 - [Sam] Is there any AC on back here? 76 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:43,211 - [Chad] Who is that back there? 77 00:05:43,211 --> 00:05:44,778 Oh, shit. Sam. 78 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:46,345 I can't believe your mom let you out, Sam. 79 00:05:46,345 --> 00:05:47,955 - [Pearce] I think I'm gonna crush 80 00:05:47,955 --> 00:05:49,957 like 15 beers right when we get there. 81 00:05:49,957 --> 00:05:52,656 - [Chad] Bro, you think we got enough beer, dude? 82 00:05:52,656 --> 00:05:54,875 - [Pearce] I basically bought out the store, bro. 83 00:05:54,875 --> 00:05:56,486 - [Chad] Fuck yeah, bro. 84 00:05:56,486 --> 00:05:58,531 - [Sam] Someone's lube is leaking on my leg. 85 00:05:58,531 --> 00:06:00,098 [group chuckles] 86 00:06:00,098 --> 00:06:01,926 - Yeah! - Yeah, best weekend ever. 87 00:06:01,926 --> 00:06:03,101 - [Paisley] I can't wait! 88 00:06:03,101 --> 00:06:04,537 - Pais isn't shy. Are you, Pais? 89 00:06:04,537 --> 00:06:05,364 - Not at all. 90 00:06:05,364 --> 00:06:06,539 - Ah! 91 00:06:06,539 --> 00:06:08,019 - [Sam] My leg is really wet. 92 00:06:08,019 --> 00:06:09,455 - Oh my gosh. 93 00:06:09,455 --> 00:06:10,761 - God, it's so fucking warm in here. 94 00:06:10,761 --> 00:06:11,762 - Babe! - Sorry. 95 00:06:11,762 --> 00:06:13,807 - You're on camera! God! 96 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:16,114 You keep ruining it. - I'm just saying. 97 00:06:16,114 --> 00:06:17,681 It's like all of the time. 98 00:06:17,681 --> 00:06:19,465 Oh, shit. Are you guys ready for this shit? 99 00:06:19,465 --> 00:06:20,988 - [Sarah] Oh my God. 100 00:06:20,988 --> 00:06:21,989 - [Chad] It's gonna blow your fucking mind. 101 00:06:21,989 --> 00:06:23,600 All right. Let's roll. 102 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,123 - [Pearce] Is anyone else thinking about 103 00:06:25,123 --> 00:06:26,167 hopping in the lake, or is it just me? 104 00:06:26,167 --> 00:06:27,517 - [Sarah] Ooh, Chad! 105 00:06:27,517 --> 00:06:29,083 - Ow! - Let's go, bitches! 106 00:06:29,083 --> 00:06:30,650 - [Sarah] Oh my God. 107 00:06:30,650 --> 00:06:32,870 [Pearce chuckles] 108 00:06:32,870 --> 00:06:33,871 Babe! 109 00:06:33,871 --> 00:06:34,959 - Boom! Yes! 110 00:06:34,959 --> 00:06:35,786 [Chad laughs] 111 00:06:35,786 --> 00:06:36,961 - [Sam] Hey, uh- 112 00:06:36,961 --> 00:06:38,092 - [Sarah] Oh my God, babe! 113 00:06:38,092 --> 00:06:39,920 [Sarah giggles] 114 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:41,052 - Welcome to paradise, fam! 115 00:06:41,052 --> 00:06:42,706 - [Pearce] Bro. 116 00:06:42,706 --> 00:06:44,185 - Is this place not fucking lit or what? 117 00:06:44,185 --> 00:06:46,100 - [Pearce] Hell yeah, bro! 118 00:06:46,100 --> 00:06:47,580 [Pearce indistinctly chatters] [Sarah and Paisley giggling] 119 00:06:47,580 --> 00:06:49,452 [Sarah and Paisley indistinctly babbling] 120 00:06:49,452 --> 00:06:50,453 - [Sarah] I'm so excited! 121 00:06:50,453 --> 00:06:51,976 - Go low, bro. Uh. 122 00:06:51,976 --> 00:06:54,065 It's all ours, baby. All ours, baby. 123 00:06:54,065 --> 00:06:55,109 - Dope, bro! 124 00:06:55,109 --> 00:06:57,068 - Hey, guys, guys, guys, 125 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:58,635 before we go in there, we should just remember that, 126 00:06:58,635 --> 00:07:00,811 you know, we're out in the wilderness, right? 127 00:07:00,811 --> 00:07:04,554 There could be, like, animals or who knows what out here, 128 00:07:04,554 --> 00:07:06,730 so we should just try and be careful. 129 00:07:08,253 --> 00:07:09,472 - Yeah. 130 00:07:09,472 --> 00:07:11,996 [group laughs] [playful music] 131 00:07:11,996 --> 00:07:13,563 - Okay, Dad. 132 00:07:13,563 --> 00:07:15,434 Does everyone have their sunscreen? 133 00:07:15,434 --> 00:07:18,655 'Cause I don't want anyone getting a sunburn, you know? 134 00:07:18,655 --> 00:07:21,440 - What about the mosquitoes this time of year, guys? 135 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:23,224 Don't forget to use a condom! 136 00:07:23,224 --> 00:07:24,835 Fuck yeah, dude. 137 00:07:24,835 --> 00:07:26,401 - Wait, wait. Say it again for the camera. 138 00:07:26,401 --> 00:07:29,056 - I'm just saying UV rays and mosquitoes 139 00:07:29,056 --> 00:07:30,623 can be very dangerous this time of year. 140 00:07:30,623 --> 00:07:32,190 - You know what else can be dangerous? 141 00:07:32,190 --> 00:07:34,105 Me spraying it in your face, bitch. 142 00:07:34,105 --> 00:07:35,846 - Bye. - So unsanitary. 143 00:07:35,846 --> 00:07:36,934 - Loser! 144 00:07:36,934 --> 00:07:38,675 [group chuckles] 145 00:07:38,675 --> 00:07:40,198 - Don't forget the bags, bro. 146 00:07:42,156 --> 00:07:45,595 Bro, this is what I'm hitting every day of the week, bro. 147 00:07:45,595 --> 00:07:46,639 - [Pearce] What's up? 148 00:07:48,032 --> 00:07:49,642 Hey, those work-outs are paying off. 149 00:07:50,730 --> 00:07:52,515 - Call master! Call master! 150 00:07:52,515 --> 00:07:53,994 Shotgun on master, baby. 151 00:07:55,561 --> 00:07:57,520 - [Sarah] Guys. 152 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,043 - [Chad] All right, let's get the fuck in. Come on. 153 00:07:59,043 --> 00:08:00,914 - [Sarah] What's the second amendment? 154 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:04,614 [door creaks] [ominous music] 155 00:08:04,614 --> 00:08:06,093 - Oh. - It's giving 156 00:08:06,093 --> 00:08:10,228 cottage core toxic masculinity retro vibes. 157 00:08:11,446 --> 00:08:13,623 - Masculine as fuck, babe. 158 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:15,538 - Bro, 159 00:08:17,104 --> 00:08:19,324 is your uncle a samurai or some shit? 160 00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:20,238 - Hah, no, bro. 161 00:08:21,674 --> 00:08:23,371 He runs a few painkiller pill mills in Florida. 162 00:08:23,371 --> 00:08:25,199 I'm gonna work for him soon. 163 00:08:25,199 --> 00:08:27,114 Dude makes some mad bank, bro. 164 00:08:28,899 --> 00:08:30,814 - What's the Wi-Fi here? I have, like, zero signal. 165 00:08:30,814 --> 00:08:32,772 - Uh, I don't know if he has it, bro. 166 00:08:32,772 --> 00:08:34,513 You know, this is his off-the-ground kinda stuff. 167 00:08:36,428 --> 00:08:37,255 - What? 168 00:08:37,255 --> 00:08:38,169 - Oh my... 169 00:08:39,605 --> 00:08:40,954 - Great, I'm gonna redneck swamp house, 170 00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:42,434 and I can't even post about it. 171 00:08:42,434 --> 00:08:43,957 Oh. 172 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:45,829 - Hope, just 'cause you're my sister 173 00:08:45,829 --> 00:08:48,005 doesn't mean you get to kill the fucking vibes, okay? 174 00:08:48,005 --> 00:08:49,354 - Step-sister. 175 00:08:49,354 --> 00:08:51,225 - Whatever. 176 00:08:51,225 --> 00:08:53,140 We can all survive for three days without it, right? 177 00:08:53,140 --> 00:08:55,055 [Sarah gasps] 178 00:08:55,055 --> 00:08:56,491 All right, let's all, you know, go set our shit down. 179 00:08:56,491 --> 00:08:59,016 Maybe chill for a little bit in our rooms, 180 00:08:59,016 --> 00:09:00,191 - Okay. 181 00:09:00,191 --> 00:09:01,018 - Then do some shots, baby! 182 00:09:01,018 --> 00:09:02,585 - Yes! 183 00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:03,977 - It's time to rage! [group chuckles] 184 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:05,022 - Fuck yeah. 185 00:09:06,284 --> 00:09:09,156 Babe, hurry up. I'm horny. 186 00:09:09,156 --> 00:09:12,812 - [Chad] Come on, babe. We're about to break this bed. 187 00:09:12,812 --> 00:09:15,293 - [Sarah] Woo! Spring break! 188 00:09:15,293 --> 00:09:18,992 [idyllic folk music] 189 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:22,039 [lively folk music] 190 00:09:26,434 --> 00:09:27,435 - Oh! - Yes! 191 00:09:28,785 --> 00:09:29,829 - Yeah, that's right. What you got? 192 00:09:29,829 --> 00:09:31,309 Oh, oh, physical! 193 00:09:36,749 --> 00:09:38,142 Oh, oh, oh, oh! 194 00:09:38,142 --> 00:09:39,709 [Chad and Pearce laugh] 195 00:09:39,709 --> 00:09:41,145 Look at that fucking ass you got. 196 00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:42,712 - Does it look good? 197 00:09:42,712 --> 00:09:44,757 - Yeah. That stick that out, baby. 198 00:09:44,757 --> 00:09:46,280 Oh, yeah. Right there. 199 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:47,499 Fuck yeah. 200 00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:51,285 [lively folk music continues] 201 00:09:57,248 --> 00:09:58,597 - Yeah, squeeze that shit. 202 00:09:58,597 --> 00:10:01,295 Aw, yeah, baby. Oh, yeah. 203 00:10:01,295 --> 00:10:04,429 Sarah's not gonna know what fucking hit her. Oh. 204 00:10:04,429 --> 00:10:05,430 [Chad grunts] 205 00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:06,953 Gotta get the obliques. 206 00:10:06,953 --> 00:10:09,216 Side crunch. Side crunch. 207 00:10:09,216 --> 00:10:11,131 [spray can hisses] 208 00:10:11,131 --> 00:10:12,045 - Woo! 209 00:10:16,006 --> 00:10:21,011 [door squeaks] [lively folk music continues] 210 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:23,361 - [Pearce] Looks fucking awesome, baby. 211 00:10:23,361 --> 00:10:24,841 - [Pearce & Chad] Oh! 212 00:10:24,841 --> 00:10:27,670 [Chad groans] 213 00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:30,281 - Oh, that was good. Woo. 214 00:10:30,281 --> 00:10:33,066 [birds chirping] 215 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:40,465 [ominous music] [water burbling] 216 00:10:55,175 --> 00:10:57,264 - Damn, babe. Look at that ass. 217 00:10:57,264 --> 00:11:00,659 [Sarah and Chad chuckle] 218 00:11:00,659 --> 00:11:01,878 - Ooh. 219 00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:02,835 Oh, yeah. 220 00:11:02,835 --> 00:11:03,793 Woop, woop! 221 00:11:04,619 --> 00:11:06,796 Let's party! 222 00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:08,493 - [Chad] Woo, ooh! 223 00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:10,843 - O-M-G. Fit check. 224 00:11:10,843 --> 00:11:12,845 You guys are so fucking cute. 225 00:11:12,845 --> 00:11:14,368 - Tell me this is not a total slay. 226 00:11:14,368 --> 00:11:16,327 I got the pants from Shein. 227 00:11:16,327 --> 00:11:17,720 - Oh my God, babe, take a photo of the three of us. 228 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:18,633 - Of course. 229 00:11:19,547 --> 00:11:21,114 - Get on that, boy. 230 00:11:23,203 --> 00:11:25,597 - All right. Everyone say "tequila"! 231 00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:26,816 [camera clicking] 232 00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:28,078 - Baby. - Tequila! 233 00:11:28,078 --> 00:11:29,688 - [Chad] Yeah? 234 00:11:29,688 --> 00:11:30,645 - How many times do I have to tell you? 235 00:11:30,645 --> 00:11:32,517 - [Chad] What? 236 00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:34,084 - That is the worst angle ever. Hold it up high. 237 00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:35,781 You're gonna make us look bleh. 238 00:11:35,781 --> 00:11:37,696 - [Chad] Sorry, babe. God damn. 239 00:11:37,696 --> 00:11:39,263 "Tequila." One, two, three. 240 00:11:39,263 --> 00:11:40,351 - [Group] Tequila! 241 00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:41,352 - [Chad] Yeah! 242 00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:42,527 [group chuckles] 243 00:11:42,527 --> 00:11:43,702 - Let me see. 244 00:11:44,877 --> 00:11:47,097 [Chad and Pearce grunt] 245 00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:49,447 Horrid. I look fat. 246 00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:51,101 - Babe. 247 00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:53,277 - Big yikes. We can Facetune it though. 248 00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:55,496 - Party Sam flying in! 249 00:11:55,496 --> 00:11:57,368 [Sam weakly chuckles] 250 00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:58,238 - Bro. 251 00:11:58,238 --> 00:11:59,239 [Chad laughs] 252 00:11:59,239 --> 00:12:00,893 Are you going to church? 253 00:12:00,893 --> 00:12:02,068 - What? - Bro. 254 00:12:02,068 --> 00:12:03,548 What? No, this is a nice shirt. 255 00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:06,899 It's totally in season. It's Bonobos. 256 00:12:06,899 --> 00:12:09,815 - You're giving single dad freeloader vibes. 257 00:12:09,815 --> 00:12:11,338 - Yeah. - Bro. 258 00:12:11,338 --> 00:12:13,819 - It's a nice shirt, Sam. I like it. 259 00:12:13,819 --> 00:12:14,646 - You do? 260 00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:15,473 - Yeah. 261 00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:16,691 [Chad chuckles] 262 00:12:16,691 --> 00:12:17,605 - Hope likes it. 263 00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:20,652 [Sarah scoffs] 264 00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:22,610 - Okay, Hope. Don't wait for us or anything. 265 00:12:22,610 --> 00:12:24,961 - Actually, we probably should eat something, right? 266 00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:27,267 I mean, if we're gonna be drinking all day. 267 00:12:27,267 --> 00:12:29,139 - [Hope] Good point. 268 00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:30,793 - Okay, so for now, I was thinking we would do snackies. 269 00:12:32,272 --> 00:12:33,883 I'm making this vegan dip recipe from Goop, 270 00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:36,407 and then later, I got us gluten-free pizza rolls. 271 00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:37,582 They're, like, bomb. 272 00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:38,757 - Yeah. 273 00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:41,107 - Perfect. That sounds so good. 274 00:12:41,107 --> 00:12:42,674 - Oh, yeah, guys, I also have 275 00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:44,197 some whey protein bars in the closet. 276 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,764 - Fuck that. Let's do another shot. 277 00:12:45,764 --> 00:12:46,939 - Yes! 278 00:12:46,939 --> 00:12:48,811 [Pearce and Chad chuckle] 279 00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:50,900 - Wait, save it. The real toast will be outside. 280 00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,771 - Yeah? 281 00:12:52,771 --> 00:12:55,339 - Oh my God, wait, are you guys getting engaged? 282 00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:56,427 - What? No. 283 00:12:59,604 --> 00:13:04,130 I mean, not yet. 284 00:13:05,871 --> 00:13:08,439 Okay, so did you guys bring your school laptops like I said? 285 00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:10,441 - I don't know why. There's not even service. 286 00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:12,182 I can't even do my B reel, girl. 287 00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:16,751 - Just get it and meet us outside for the toast. 288 00:13:16,751 --> 00:13:18,275 - Whatever. 289 00:13:18,275 --> 00:13:19,842 - Maybe it's not a good... 290 00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:20,843 - All right. 291 00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:21,887 - All right. 292 00:13:23,062 --> 00:13:25,543 [Sam grunts] 293 00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:30,853 God, hurry up, Hope. 294 00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,898 - "God, hurry up, Hope." 295 00:13:34,595 --> 00:13:35,509 - Hope. 296 00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:42,429 Don't worry. I'll get the laptops> 297 00:13:42,429 --> 00:13:47,478 [ominous music] [water burbling] 298 00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,961 [birds chirping] 299 00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:53,527 - [Sarah] Okay, so I was thinking I would shoot 300 00:13:53,527 --> 00:13:55,094 all these different videos, like, 301 00:13:55,094 --> 00:13:56,617 kind of around the lake, you know, 302 00:13:56,617 --> 00:13:58,184 just to kind of show the wildlife 303 00:13:58,184 --> 00:13:59,316 and how I'm super into wilderness 304 00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:00,883 and hiking and all of that. 305 00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,362 I think it'd be super interesting, 306 00:14:02,362 --> 00:14:03,973 and just for my following, you know? 307 00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:05,452 Like, I feel like it's gonna gain me 308 00:14:05,452 --> 00:14:06,976 probably like 50,000 extra followers. 309 00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:08,281 What do you guys think? 310 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:09,282 Baby? 311 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,457 - [Chad] Yes. 312 00:14:10,457 --> 00:14:11,458 - [Sarah] Pour the shots. 313 00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:11,850 - [Chad] Yes, ma'am. 314 00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:15,636 - Are you gonna tell us why we have our laptops? 315 00:14:15,636 --> 00:14:19,031 It's spring break. I don't wanna look at this. 316 00:14:19,031 --> 00:14:21,120 - Yeah, I'd actually like to know that too. 317 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,427 - Okay, I'm gonna film my toast for TikTok, 318 00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:25,951 and, at the end, you all just follow my lead. 319 00:14:25,951 --> 00:14:28,693 We're gonna throw our laptops into the water at the end. 320 00:14:28,693 --> 00:14:29,520 - Wait, what? 321 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:30,695 [Chad chuckles] 322 00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:32,262 - Yeah. 323 00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:33,828 - Wait, wait, wait, guys, guys, guys. 324 00:14:33,828 --> 00:14:35,787 We can't actually be doing this, okay? 325 00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:37,702 - [Pearce] Bro. 326 00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:39,182 - This is a hundred percent gonna go viral, you guys. 327 00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:40,183 Just trust. 328 00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:41,706 - Yes! I love it! 329 00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:43,099 - Okay, are you ready? 330 00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:44,927 - Wait, wait, guys, guys. 331 00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,667 We can not throw our laptops into the water, okay? 332 00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:48,234 These belong to the school, 333 00:14:48,234 --> 00:14:49,018 and it's a complete environmental hazard. 334 00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:50,541 - [Pearce] Bro! 335 00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:52,108 - Think of your children's children! 336 00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:54,414 - Bro, stop being such a bitch. Just do it. 337 00:14:54,414 --> 00:14:56,155 Don't you wanna go viral? 338 00:14:56,155 --> 00:14:59,463 - Dog, you know Sarah's really trying to 339 00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:01,769 become an influencer, okay? 340 00:15:01,769 --> 00:15:03,815 Don't ruin her dreams, my guy. 341 00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:06,992 - Yeah, and the school's just gonna give us new ones anyway, 342 00:15:06,992 --> 00:15:09,255 and fuck that capitalist institution. 343 00:15:09,255 --> 00:15:10,996 - I'll need a refill here, Chad. 344 00:15:10,996 --> 00:15:12,563 - Whatever, Hope. 345 00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:13,607 - Chad! 346 00:15:13,607 --> 00:15:16,567 [foreboding music] 347 00:15:21,441 --> 00:15:22,921 Thanks, bro. 348 00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:23,835 - Bro. 349 00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:30,973 - I dedicate this toast to only being young once, 350 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,800 to those of us out there who know 351 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:35,978 the world is gonna make us get jobs, get old and boring, 352 00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:37,544 and we say no! 353 00:15:37,544 --> 00:15:40,286 We say fuck that! We're young, wild, and free! 354 00:15:40,286 --> 00:15:41,505 Cheers to Gen Z. 355 00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:43,420 We party. We love. 356 00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:46,814 We nurture. We care about one another. 357 00:15:46,814 --> 00:15:51,645 Cheers to us, to life, and to saying fuck the normalcy 358 00:15:51,645 --> 00:15:54,909 and screw their expectations of us! 359 00:15:54,909 --> 00:15:55,867 Cheers, bitches! 360 00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:57,086 - [Group] Woo! 361 00:15:59,653 --> 00:16:02,917 [Chad chuckling] 362 00:16:02,917 --> 00:16:04,093 - [Chad] Let's go! 363 00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:05,311 - [Sarah] Woo! 364 00:16:06,573 --> 00:16:07,792 - YOLO! - Slay! 365 00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:10,012 - [Chad] Get it! 366 00:16:11,752 --> 00:16:13,798 You killed it, babe. 367 00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:14,712 Yes. 368 00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:17,932 [birds chirping] 369 00:16:17,932 --> 00:16:22,981 [ominous music] [water burbling] 370 00:16:24,504 --> 00:16:28,160 - Girl, I had literal tears in my eyes. 371 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,292 That was so slay. 372 00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:30,902 - Like major slay? 373 00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:31,729 - Major slay. 374 00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:33,600 - Ooh! 375 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:36,038 Well, it would have been perfect if Hope didn't fuck it up. 376 00:16:37,778 --> 00:16:41,043 - I'm not throwing my computer into a lake for a TikTok. 377 00:16:44,089 --> 00:16:47,092 - Babe, it's still gonna be fire AF. 378 00:16:48,876 --> 00:16:50,791 - All right, who wants to go play some beer pong? 379 00:16:50,791 --> 00:16:51,836 - Me! - Fuck yeah! 380 00:16:52,837 --> 00:16:54,056 - [Pearce] Let's go! 381 00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:59,061 [group chuckles] [lively music] 382 00:17:00,105 --> 00:17:01,454 - Hey, it'll be al right. 383 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:05,067 - Yeah, no, I know. Totally. 384 00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:09,375 I just had a story on it I wanted to finish. 385 00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,509 - Oh. You're a writer, huh? 386 00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:15,207 - Oh, no, no, not really. 387 00:17:15,207 --> 00:17:17,122 I mean, not a good one anyways. 388 00:17:17,122 --> 00:17:20,604 Just some stupid short stories. 389 00:17:22,736 --> 00:17:25,870 - Well, I'd like to read them one day. 390 00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:30,527 Hey, let's go get drunk and try to have some fun, huh? 391 00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:33,051 I hear the vegan Goop dip is out of this world. 392 00:17:33,051 --> 00:17:34,444 [Sam chuckles] 393 00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:35,314 - Yeah, sure. 394 00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:42,582 [water splashes] [birds chirping] 395 00:17:42,582 --> 00:17:45,281 [ominous music] 396 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:58,555 [water burbling] [suspenseful music] 397 00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:12,612 [electricity crackles] 398 00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:26,583 [birds chirping] 399 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:35,505 [alligator growls] [foreboding music] 400 00:18:45,384 --> 00:18:49,040 [lively party music] 401 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,259 - Fuck! - Yeah! 402 00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:53,566 - [Chad] Hope, can you even see over the table? 403 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,394 The only thing you can make is good grades, Hope. 404 00:18:55,394 --> 00:18:56,961 ♪ Oh, yeah 405 00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:59,050 - [Chad] Oh, God, that was so garbage! 406 00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:02,009 I can't believe I'm almost related to you. 407 00:19:02,009 --> 00:19:03,228 - [Pearce] Oh, Sam. 408 00:19:03,228 --> 00:19:05,187 - [Chad] Oh! 409 00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:08,190 - Hope, put your balls in my hole right here. This hole. 410 00:19:09,103 --> 00:19:10,192 - Okay. You first. 411 00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:11,193 - Right here, Hope. 412 00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:14,544 [group laughs] - Aw, fuck! 413 00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:16,415 You got this. - Garbage. 414 00:19:16,415 --> 00:19:17,460 - Oh, shit! 415 00:19:19,026 --> 00:19:21,115 You wanna step outside, bro? - Sorry, sorry. 416 00:19:21,115 --> 00:19:22,508 Bro, you're a loser. 417 00:19:22,508 --> 00:19:24,031 - Shit. - All right, bro. 418 00:19:24,031 --> 00:19:25,424 Get it, homie. You got this, bro. 419 00:19:25,424 --> 00:19:27,557 - Game, bro. - Laser focus, bro. 420 00:19:27,557 --> 00:19:30,342 ♪ I got a nice girl and her ass is fat ♪ 421 00:19:30,342 --> 00:19:31,474 - Damn! - Fuck! 422 00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:32,518 - Bro! - Okay, so- 423 00:19:32,518 --> 00:19:34,085 - We practice every day! 424 00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:35,913 All those times in your mom's basement. 425 00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:37,044 We trained for this, bro. 426 00:19:37,044 --> 00:19:38,307 - I know, bro. 427 00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:40,047 - It's all right. I got this. 428 00:19:40,047 --> 00:19:41,745 Like usual, I'll carry the team. 429 00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,268 Bro, what you need to do, 430 00:19:43,268 --> 00:19:46,619 you dip the ball and you give it a good blow. 431 00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:47,620 [Pearce puffs] 432 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,796 Then you spank it. 433 00:19:49,796 --> 00:19:53,278 Then you close your eyes and use the force. 434 00:19:53,278 --> 00:19:54,497 Boom! Oh, yes! 435 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,151 Let's go, bro! 436 00:19:57,151 --> 00:19:58,718 These bitches ain't got shit on us. 437 00:19:58,718 --> 00:20:01,155 - That's what I'm fucking for, bro! 438 00:20:01,155 --> 00:20:02,722 - Wait, wait, bro. 439 00:20:04,550 --> 00:20:07,684 What is that, five wins now, zero losses? 440 00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:09,425 Y'all better get your shit together. 441 00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:10,426 - Whatever. 442 00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:12,515 - Hey, guys, fair game. 443 00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:13,733 - Come on, bro. 444 00:20:13,733 --> 00:20:15,605 [Pearce chuckles] 445 00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:16,432 [exciting dance music] 446 00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:17,520 - Oh, shit, bro! 447 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,478 - Oh, no! 448 00:20:19,478 --> 00:20:21,959 - This is my fucking song, bro! I used to fuck to it! 449 00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:23,830 ♪ Groove that, yeah, I groove that ♪ 450 00:20:23,830 --> 00:20:25,876 ♪ You wanna get down with it, then prove that ♪ 451 00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:27,965 ♪ Body all-time ultimate, throw your hands up ♪ 452 00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:28,879 ♪ If you want to blast - Yeah! 453 00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:29,967 - This slaps! 454 00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,838 ♪ Yeah, I groove that 455 00:20:31,838 --> 00:20:32,926 ♪ You wanna get down with it, then prove that ♪ 456 00:20:32,926 --> 00:20:34,537 - Hey, babe. - Hey. 457 00:20:34,537 --> 00:20:36,060 - Are you kicking these guys' asses? 458 00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:37,627 - Oh, you know the fucking vibes, babe. 459 00:20:37,627 --> 00:20:39,846 - Oh, you're so hot when you win. 460 00:20:39,846 --> 00:20:41,892 [Pearce chuckles] 461 00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:43,502 - Okay, you guys. 462 00:20:43,502 --> 00:20:46,026 So, Paispais and I were thinking that, tomorrow, 463 00:20:46,026 --> 00:20:47,898 we would all film a video for TikTok 464 00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:49,769 of us just, like, going around and picking up trash 465 00:20:49,769 --> 00:20:52,555 to show that we did our part to clean up the native lands. 466 00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:53,730 Who's down? 467 00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:55,645 - Me, obvi! - Yeah. 468 00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:58,169 - You mean the lands you all just threw your laptops into? 469 00:20:58,169 --> 00:21:00,389 - That was different. That was to go viral. 470 00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:02,782 - Oh, right. 471 00:21:02,782 --> 00:21:04,958 ♪ Grove that, yeah, I groove that ♪ 472 00:21:04,958 --> 00:21:06,743 - Whoa, ladies, chill. 473 00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:10,660 There are much, much more important things 474 00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:13,489 to worry about right now, such as fucking beer pong. 475 00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:15,099 - Amen, bro! 476 00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:16,361 - Let's play. 477 00:21:16,361 --> 00:21:17,971 - [Pearce] God's plan, bro. 478 00:21:17,971 --> 00:21:21,148 - Aw, you two are so cute together. 479 00:21:21,148 --> 00:21:22,367 You should totally hook up. 480 00:21:22,367 --> 00:21:23,890 - What? 481 00:21:23,890 --> 00:21:25,239 [group chuckles] 482 00:21:25,239 --> 00:21:27,285 - We all know you want to. 483 00:21:27,285 --> 00:21:28,895 - That's ridiculous. 484 00:21:28,895 --> 00:21:30,462 [group chuckles] 485 00:21:30,462 --> 00:21:33,247 - Yeah, I can tell Sam has a little crush. 486 00:21:33,247 --> 00:21:34,814 - Oh, baby dick. 487 00:21:34,814 --> 00:21:36,381 - No, I don't. What are you talking about? 488 00:21:36,381 --> 00:21:37,904 - I got it. I'm a fucking genius. 489 00:21:37,904 --> 00:21:39,428 Why don't we play one more round? 490 00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:41,386 - Yeah. - Look, guys. 491 00:21:41,386 --> 00:21:42,866 I'm pretty drunk already. 492 00:21:42,866 --> 00:21:44,041 We should all probably just go to bed. 493 00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:45,216 - Fucking lightweight, bro. 494 00:21:45,216 --> 00:21:46,391 - All right, how about this? 495 00:21:47,784 --> 00:21:50,830 If we win, you guys have to hook up. 496 00:21:50,830 --> 00:21:52,441 - Yes! 497 00:21:52,441 --> 00:21:56,314 - If we lose, we never give you two shit again. 498 00:21:56,314 --> 00:21:57,663 - Hm. 499 00:21:57,663 --> 00:21:58,925 - I don't think that's a good- 500 00:21:58,925 --> 00:22:00,100 - Done. We're in. 501 00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:01,972 - Ooh, Hope's got some balls. 502 00:22:01,972 --> 00:22:03,582 - [Sam] We are? 503 00:22:03,582 --> 00:22:04,801 - Yeah, because I don't fucking lose. 504 00:22:05,715 --> 00:22:07,281 - I think I'm out, bro. 505 00:22:07,281 --> 00:22:08,326 - What? Bro. 506 00:22:08,326 --> 00:22:09,327 - No cap. 507 00:22:09,327 --> 00:22:12,025 - Bro! Bro, what? 508 00:22:13,331 --> 00:22:14,419 - Sorry, bro. 509 00:22:14,419 --> 00:22:15,420 - Oh! 510 00:22:15,420 --> 00:22:16,987 Oh, yes. This guy. 511 00:22:16,987 --> 00:22:18,945 Get it, homie. Yes! 512 00:22:18,945 --> 00:22:21,034 - We're gonna go look at the stars. 513 00:22:21,034 --> 00:22:22,775 - Yeah. - Yeah, look at the stars. 514 00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:25,909 - Oh, yeah, sure you are. - Nice. 515 00:22:25,909 --> 00:22:28,172 Yeah. - Have fun, you two. 516 00:22:28,172 --> 00:22:29,695 - Oh, man. I love him. 517 00:22:29,695 --> 00:22:30,870 Hey, babe. - Looks like 518 00:22:30,870 --> 00:22:31,697 it's couple versus couple. 519 00:22:31,697 --> 00:22:35,701 - Yeah, it is. 520 00:22:35,701 --> 00:22:37,268 It's a four-way up in this bitch. 521 00:22:37,268 --> 00:22:39,357 [Chad chuckles] 522 00:22:39,357 --> 00:22:40,358 Let's play. 523 00:22:40,358 --> 00:22:43,579 [crickets chirping] 524 00:22:43,579 --> 00:22:45,407 [Pearce sighs] 525 00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:46,973 [ominous music] 526 00:22:46,973 --> 00:22:48,540 - [Pearce] Babe, do you think I can 527 00:22:48,540 --> 00:22:50,020 touch the bottom of the fucking lake? 528 00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:51,630 - [Paisley] Oh my God, babe. 529 00:22:51,630 --> 00:22:52,762 You could do anything you set your heart to. 530 00:22:52,762 --> 00:22:54,503 - Heh, yeah. I fucking can. 531 00:22:58,289 --> 00:23:00,944 [Pearce sighs] 532 00:23:02,598 --> 00:23:05,427 Babe, do you think this stuff on the lake 533 00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:07,733 is the frogs getting high? 534 00:23:07,733 --> 00:23:10,649 [ominous music] [crickets chirping] 535 00:23:10,649 --> 00:23:13,043 - Oh my God. Totally. 536 00:23:13,043 --> 00:23:14,914 - So fucking cool. 537 00:23:14,914 --> 00:23:16,916 - You're, like, so smart. 538 00:23:16,916 --> 00:23:20,050 - I know, babe. I know. 539 00:23:20,050 --> 00:23:23,227 Babe, how long do you think this lake is? 540 00:23:25,185 --> 00:23:28,406 - Wow, babe. It's, like, so long. 541 00:23:28,406 --> 00:23:31,148 - I think it goes for, like, miles, babe. 542 00:23:31,148 --> 00:23:34,020 [Pearce chuckles] 543 00:23:35,761 --> 00:23:37,546 You look so fucking pretty, babe. 544 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,170 - Is this what you want? 545 00:23:53,170 --> 00:23:54,258 - Uh-huh. 546 00:23:54,258 --> 00:23:55,172 Oh, yeah. 547 00:23:56,739 --> 00:23:59,698 God damn. Your tits are so fire, babe. 548 00:23:59,698 --> 00:24:01,961 You have such fucking amazing tits. 549 00:24:01,961 --> 00:24:04,964 I've never been on no dairy farm before, 550 00:24:04,964 --> 00:24:08,098 but I could milk these things all fucking day. 551 00:24:09,099 --> 00:24:10,100 - Yeah? 552 00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:11,405 - Oh, for sure. 553 00:24:17,629 --> 00:24:18,587 - Aw, fuck. 554 00:24:21,328 --> 00:24:22,242 - What? 555 00:24:23,679 --> 00:24:25,158 - I left the rubbers in the room, babe. 556 00:24:26,290 --> 00:24:27,291 - Seriously? 557 00:24:27,291 --> 00:24:28,901 - I know. I fucked up. 558 00:24:30,686 --> 00:24:34,690 - Well, maybe you could try finally going down on me. 559 00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:36,648 You said, one day, you'd try it. 560 00:24:36,648 --> 00:24:38,563 - Ah. 561 00:24:38,563 --> 00:24:41,566 Babe, you know, it's just, like, totally not my thing. 562 00:24:42,654 --> 00:24:45,178 Plus, I think I hurt my neck 563 00:24:45,178 --> 00:24:47,659 lifting with Chad the other day. 564 00:24:47,659 --> 00:24:51,315 I totally will though, soon. I promise. 565 00:24:51,315 --> 00:24:52,490 - Fine. 566 00:24:53,883 --> 00:24:55,580 - Let me make it up to you, babe. 567 00:24:58,017 --> 00:24:59,628 Sit right there, babe. 568 00:24:59,628 --> 00:25:02,195 - Oh, yes, sir. 569 00:25:02,195 --> 00:25:03,109 Ooh. 570 00:25:04,415 --> 00:25:05,764 Yeah, baby. 571 00:25:09,115 --> 00:25:12,466 - Don't even think about taking this blindfold off, 572 00:25:12,466 --> 00:25:16,862 or you're gonna be in big, big, big trouble. 573 00:25:16,862 --> 00:25:19,648 - Mm. 574 00:25:19,648 --> 00:25:21,693 I love it when you order me around. 575 00:25:21,693 --> 00:25:22,999 - Yeah, you do, babe. 576 00:25:22,999 --> 00:25:25,784 BRB. I'm fucking lightning quick. 577 00:25:28,047 --> 00:25:29,222 [lively music] ♪ Oh, bust the bank open 578 00:25:29,222 --> 00:25:30,310 ♪ And drop it low 579 00:25:30,310 --> 00:25:31,616 - No way you make this. 580 00:25:31,616 --> 00:25:33,183 No fucking way. 581 00:25:33,183 --> 00:25:35,707 Told you! You hit me right in the dick. 582 00:25:35,707 --> 00:25:37,317 [crickets chirping] 583 00:25:37,317 --> 00:25:38,710 - Baby boy, where are you? 584 00:25:40,016 --> 00:25:40,886 Pearce? 585 00:25:44,020 --> 00:25:46,544 Pearce, come on. I'm cold. 586 00:25:46,544 --> 00:25:48,198 I need someone to warm me up. 587 00:25:49,895 --> 00:25:52,071 You could say it's getting a little nippy. 588 00:25:54,508 --> 00:25:56,075 Pearce! 589 00:25:56,075 --> 00:25:56,989 OMG. 590 00:25:58,425 --> 00:26:01,733 Babe, come on. Don't waste a good time. 591 00:26:01,733 --> 00:26:04,867 You are, like, totally drying me up right now. 592 00:26:04,867 --> 00:26:08,522 Babe, I'm seriously, like, so un-horny right now. 593 00:26:08,522 --> 00:26:10,786 [grass rustles] [Paisley giggles] 594 00:26:10,786 --> 00:26:12,309 I didn't even hear you come out. 595 00:26:12,309 --> 00:26:14,267 You're, like, so still. 596 00:26:14,267 --> 00:26:16,879 [grass rustles] [ominous music] 597 00:26:16,879 --> 00:26:18,924 Babe, knock it off and come here already. 598 00:26:20,404 --> 00:26:23,015 [alligator growls] 599 00:26:23,015 --> 00:26:24,190 Okay. I'm done. 600 00:26:25,583 --> 00:26:27,063 [tense music] [alligator roars] 601 00:26:27,063 --> 00:26:30,109 [Paisley screaming] 602 00:26:35,724 --> 00:26:37,247 OMG! 603 00:26:37,247 --> 00:26:40,990 [tense music continues] [alligator growling] 604 00:26:40,990 --> 00:26:43,383 [Paisley screaming] 605 00:26:43,383 --> 00:26:46,560 [alligator growls] 606 00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:49,302 [Paisley screams] 607 00:26:49,302 --> 00:26:51,783 [somber music] 608 00:26:51,783 --> 00:26:53,263 ♪ You gotta get up [lively music] 609 00:26:53,263 --> 00:26:54,220 - No way. 610 00:26:54,220 --> 00:26:55,395 [Chad laughs] 611 00:26:55,395 --> 00:26:57,963 told you! You suck, again! 612 00:26:57,963 --> 00:26:59,356 [crickets chirping] 613 00:26:59,356 --> 00:27:01,358 - You still ready for me? 614 00:27:01,358 --> 00:27:03,534 I'm all bricked up for you! 615 00:27:03,534 --> 00:27:05,928 [ominous music] 616 00:27:05,928 --> 00:27:06,798 Huh? 617 00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:08,582 Babe? 618 00:27:10,846 --> 00:27:13,109 You know I don't like hide and seek, bro. 619 00:27:14,545 --> 00:27:19,593 [ominous music] [crickets chirping] 620 00:27:21,770 --> 00:27:23,249 Fine, fine, fine. 621 00:27:26,557 --> 00:27:30,779 I'm gonna find you, and when I do, 622 00:27:30,779 --> 00:27:33,477 bad girl getting punished! 623 00:27:35,697 --> 00:27:36,698 Big time. 624 00:27:40,005 --> 00:27:42,878 [water splashing] 625 00:27:43,922 --> 00:27:47,839 I got you. [eerie music] 626 00:27:47,839 --> 00:27:48,710 Paisley? 627 00:27:50,407 --> 00:27:52,670 If you're swimming in there, you're dumb as hell. 628 00:27:52,670 --> 00:27:54,628 There's snakes and shit in there. 629 00:27:56,587 --> 00:27:57,501 Fuck. 630 00:28:00,852 --> 00:28:01,723 Okay. 631 00:28:03,159 --> 00:28:04,029 I give up. 632 00:28:05,683 --> 00:28:08,947 This game's dumb as hell. 633 00:28:08,947 --> 00:28:13,125 It's fine. I don't even wanna bang anymore. 634 00:28:13,125 --> 00:28:17,477 I'll just be sitting here, drinking solo I guess, 635 00:28:17,477 --> 00:28:18,696 holding my dick. 636 00:28:21,612 --> 00:28:22,831 Fucking condoms. 637 00:28:25,268 --> 00:28:26,443 Shit ruins everything. 638 00:28:31,796 --> 00:28:34,581 What a fucking bummer of a night. 639 00:28:36,888 --> 00:28:39,369 [Pearce sighs] 640 00:28:39,369 --> 00:28:41,632 [water splashes] 641 00:28:41,632 --> 00:28:42,981 [ominous music] Bro. 642 00:28:42,981 --> 00:28:44,766 [alligator growls] 643 00:28:44,766 --> 00:28:46,506 Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro! 644 00:28:46,506 --> 00:28:49,292 - Hope sucks, Hope sucks, Hope sucks! 645 00:28:49,292 --> 00:28:50,467 [Chad laughs] [Hope groans] 646 00:28:50,467 --> 00:28:52,034 You suck so bad! 647 00:28:52,034 --> 00:28:53,383 ♪ I keep it cool like a refrigerator ♪ 648 00:28:53,383 --> 00:28:54,471 - [Chad] Come on, dork. 649 00:28:54,471 --> 00:28:55,777 ♪ I got shit for sale 650 00:28:55,777 --> 00:28:56,995 - Fuck! - Yes! 651 00:28:56,995 --> 00:28:58,605 - I did it! - Bitches! 652 00:28:58,605 --> 00:28:59,737 - I can't believe I did that! - Yeah! 653 00:28:59,737 --> 00:29:01,043 - You said you were good! 654 00:29:02,522 --> 00:29:04,786 ♪ I said, girl, put your number in my phone ♪ 655 00:29:04,786 --> 00:29:06,918 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 656 00:29:06,918 --> 00:29:08,224 What about balls back? 657 00:29:08,224 --> 00:29:09,442 - Yes. 658 00:29:09,442 --> 00:29:10,617 - What the fuck is ball's back? 659 00:29:10,617 --> 00:29:12,141 - No, no, no, no, no, no. 660 00:29:12,141 --> 00:29:13,142 We don't play those stupid frat boy rules. 661 00:29:13,142 --> 00:29:14,491 We won. You lost. 662 00:29:14,491 --> 00:29:15,405 Drink up. 663 00:29:16,841 --> 00:29:19,017 - [Sam] Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug. 664 00:29:19,017 --> 00:29:20,758 [Paisley distantly screams] 665 00:29:20,758 --> 00:29:22,281 - Wait. Did you guys hear that? 666 00:29:23,413 --> 00:29:25,415 - Hear what? 667 00:29:25,415 --> 00:29:27,591 - No, turn the music down. I think I heard screaming. 668 00:29:27,591 --> 00:29:29,506 - Hell yeah, you did. 669 00:29:29,506 --> 00:29:32,770 My boy's probably out there, just tearing that ass up! 670 00:29:32,770 --> 00:29:35,512 - No, no, no. I think I heard something too. 671 00:29:37,122 --> 00:29:38,384 - Hope, what are you doing? 672 00:29:38,384 --> 00:29:40,082 - Just hold on. Shh. 673 00:29:43,346 --> 00:29:44,260 - Okay. 674 00:29:45,217 --> 00:29:48,264 [crickets chirping] 675 00:29:50,657 --> 00:29:53,356 - I don't hear anything. 676 00:29:53,356 --> 00:29:55,575 - I guess Pearce is a two-pump chum. 677 00:29:55,575 --> 00:29:57,055 - No, babe. That's not true. 678 00:29:57,055 --> 00:29:59,101 Not my boy. Trust me. 679 00:29:59,101 --> 00:30:01,233 I taught him how to fuck. 680 00:30:01,233 --> 00:30:03,932 [Chad chuckles] 681 00:30:07,065 --> 00:30:08,327 Cool. 682 00:30:08,327 --> 00:30:11,374 [crickets chirping] 683 00:30:12,854 --> 00:30:17,597 Ugh. This is dumb as hell. 684 00:30:17,597 --> 00:30:18,511 See? 685 00:30:20,644 --> 00:30:22,907 He's good. Totally fine. 686 00:30:22,907 --> 00:30:24,256 - Where's Paisley? I don't see her. 687 00:30:24,256 --> 00:30:26,128 - I don't know, babe. 688 00:30:26,128 --> 00:30:28,478 She's probably out there looking for reception or some shit. 689 00:30:28,478 --> 00:30:31,133 - He isn't moving. Why isn't he moving? 690 00:30:31,133 --> 00:30:32,786 - You're right. 691 00:30:32,786 --> 00:30:35,093 - Post-nut clarity is a real thing, guys. 692 00:30:35,093 --> 00:30:40,098 Relax, and look at him. He is 100% chill. 693 00:30:40,794 --> 00:30:43,145 [eerie music] 694 00:30:44,189 --> 00:30:46,017 [group screaming] 695 00:30:46,017 --> 00:30:48,977 [alligator growls] 696 00:30:51,588 --> 00:30:55,070 Oh, shit! - It's looking right at us! 697 00:30:55,070 --> 00:30:58,595 [ominous music] [alligator growls] 698 00:30:58,595 --> 00:31:00,162 All right. Stay here. 699 00:31:00,162 --> 00:31:01,685 - Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. 700 00:31:01,685 --> 00:31:03,208 - It's okay. It's okay. 701 00:31:03,208 --> 00:31:05,254 Shh, shh. Does anybody have a phone? 702 00:31:05,254 --> 00:31:06,820 - Oh my God. 703 00:31:06,820 --> 00:31:07,865 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. I do. 704 00:31:07,865 --> 00:31:09,693 - [Sam] Call the cops. 705 00:31:09,693 --> 00:31:11,956 - Fuck! There's no fucking service, bro! 706 00:31:11,956 --> 00:31:13,871 - [Sam] Shit. 707 00:31:13,871 --> 00:31:16,091 - It's gonna kill us! Did you see what it did to him? 708 00:31:16,091 --> 00:31:18,180 - No, it won't, babe. No, it won't. 709 00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:20,138 He can't see us. 710 00:31:20,138 --> 00:31:23,011 He's not tall enough to look over this wall, babe. Trust. 711 00:31:23,011 --> 00:31:25,578 [foreboding music] [crickets chirping] 712 00:31:25,578 --> 00:31:28,103 - Chad's right. He can't see us. 713 00:31:28,103 --> 00:31:28,973 - No. 714 00:31:29,974 --> 00:31:30,888 - He? 715 00:31:32,585 --> 00:31:33,630 - What? 716 00:31:33,630 --> 00:31:35,762 - Well, you said "he." 717 00:31:35,762 --> 00:31:37,025 How do you know it's a he? 718 00:31:37,025 --> 00:31:38,896 It could be a she or a they or- 719 00:31:38,896 --> 00:31:40,419 - What the fuck difference does it make? 720 00:31:40,419 --> 00:31:41,420 It just ate your friends! 721 00:31:41,420 --> 00:31:42,682 [Sarah sobs] 722 00:31:42,682 --> 00:31:44,162 [knocking at door] 723 00:31:44,162 --> 00:31:45,685 - Oh, fuck, fuck! - Oh my God! 724 00:31:45,685 --> 00:31:47,252 [knocking at door] 725 00:31:47,252 --> 00:31:48,688 - It's ramming the door. It's ramming the door. 726 00:31:48,688 --> 00:31:49,559 - Huh? 727 00:31:49,559 --> 00:31:52,257 [ominous music] 728 00:31:56,958 --> 00:31:59,961 [Hope sighs] 729 00:31:59,961 --> 00:32:00,874 Okay. 730 00:32:02,789 --> 00:32:05,444 See? I told you it can't get in. 731 00:32:05,444 --> 00:32:10,058 [group scream] [foreboding music] 732 00:32:10,058 --> 00:32:10,972 The fuck? 733 00:32:12,321 --> 00:32:15,541 [alligator growls] 734 00:32:15,541 --> 00:32:17,804 Oh, shit. How did it get up there so fast? 735 00:32:17,804 --> 00:32:19,589 - Oh my God. 736 00:32:19,589 --> 00:32:22,505 - You guys, it's on the fucking roof. 737 00:32:22,505 --> 00:32:25,638 [alligator growls] 738 00:32:25,638 --> 00:32:28,598 [foreboding music] 739 00:32:33,864 --> 00:32:36,345 - Oh my God. It's leaving. 740 00:32:36,345 --> 00:32:37,868 - Thank God. 741 00:32:37,868 --> 00:32:40,175 - Yeah, for now. It knows where to find us. 742 00:32:41,437 --> 00:32:42,525 - That scream. 743 00:32:43,787 --> 00:32:45,571 - What? 744 00:32:45,571 --> 00:32:49,184 - That scream you heard earlier, it sounded like Paisley. 745 00:32:49,184 --> 00:32:50,315 - You think she could still be alive? 746 00:32:50,315 --> 00:32:52,839 - I don't know. Maybe. 747 00:32:52,839 --> 00:32:55,320 You guys, she could still be out there. 748 00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,366 - Yeah, as his fucking bait, bro. 749 00:32:57,366 --> 00:32:58,541 - Don't say that! 750 00:32:58,541 --> 00:33:00,282 - Babe, enough of this shit. 751 00:33:01,326 --> 00:33:02,893 - Baby, where are you going? 752 00:33:02,893 --> 00:33:04,938 - We're getting the fuck out of here! 753 00:33:06,157 --> 00:33:07,332 Fuck yeah! 754 00:33:07,332 --> 00:33:09,160 - [Hope] You cannot be serious. 755 00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:11,249 - Look, the only way we're getting out of here 756 00:33:11,249 --> 00:33:12,250 is with the Jeep. 757 00:33:12,250 --> 00:33:14,165 I'm gonna go get it. 758 00:33:14,165 --> 00:33:16,254 I might even have to take this thing out for my boy Pearce! 759 00:33:16,254 --> 00:33:17,342 - No, baby. It's too dangerous. 760 00:33:17,342 --> 00:33:19,257 You can't! 761 00:33:19,257 --> 00:33:21,085 - She's right, dude. It's way too dangerous out there. 762 00:33:21,085 --> 00:33:23,044 I'm an alpha, bro! 763 00:33:25,655 --> 00:33:27,004 Yes! 764 00:33:27,004 --> 00:33:28,962 Okay, I'm gonna get the car 765 00:33:28,962 --> 00:33:31,443 and reverse as close as I can to the door. 766 00:33:31,443 --> 00:33:33,358 You all pile in and we GTFO! 767 00:33:34,707 --> 00:33:36,840 On God, it's the only way. 768 00:33:38,276 --> 00:33:40,017 - You're so brave. 769 00:33:40,017 --> 00:33:41,279 - Or massively stupid. 770 00:33:41,279 --> 00:33:43,020 Seriously, Chad! It's a bad idea! 771 00:33:43,020 --> 00:33:44,891 - I'm gonna get us out of here. 772 00:33:44,891 --> 00:33:47,198 I'll go see what else my uncle has in his bedroom. 773 00:33:47,198 --> 00:33:48,460 He might even have a strap. 774 00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:49,853 - A strap-on? 775 00:33:50,897 --> 00:33:52,247 What are you gonna do, fuck it? 776 00:33:52,247 --> 00:33:55,076 - What? No, bro, a strap. 777 00:33:55,076 --> 00:33:57,295 A fucking gun. 778 00:33:57,295 --> 00:33:58,470 - Oh. 779 00:33:58,470 --> 00:34:00,037 - God. 780 00:34:00,037 --> 00:34:02,126 - Yeah, God, Hope. Can you be serious for once? 781 00:34:02,126 --> 00:34:03,736 You're such an idiot! 782 00:34:04,911 --> 00:34:07,262 Baby, wait! Wait! 783 00:34:07,262 --> 00:34:08,915 Don't leave me with them! 784 00:34:09,873 --> 00:34:12,136 - [Chad] Fuck yeah! 785 00:34:12,136 --> 00:34:13,094 - You okay? 786 00:34:14,530 --> 00:34:15,661 - Not really. 787 00:34:16,967 --> 00:34:17,794 You? 788 00:34:17,794 --> 00:34:18,882 - No. 789 00:34:18,882 --> 00:34:20,057 - Yeah. 790 00:34:20,057 --> 00:34:21,667 - And this plan is dumb as shit. 791 00:34:21,667 --> 00:34:23,104 - You can say that again. 792 00:34:23,104 --> 00:34:24,801 - But I don't see any other way. 793 00:34:26,455 --> 00:34:29,980 - I mean, that gator, it seemed different. 794 00:34:31,590 --> 00:34:34,506 Like, could that be even real? 795 00:34:34,506 --> 00:34:36,508 It looked different, right? 796 00:34:36,508 --> 00:34:40,033 Like it was from another planet or something. 797 00:34:40,033 --> 00:34:43,254 Like, none of this makes any sense. 798 00:34:43,254 --> 00:34:44,125 - I know. 799 00:34:45,865 --> 00:34:50,566 - By the way, when Chad was talking about his strap, 800 00:34:51,958 --> 00:34:54,700 I had no idea what he was talking about. 801 00:34:54,700 --> 00:34:55,614 - I did. 802 00:34:57,442 --> 00:34:59,052 - Of course you did. 803 00:35:00,619 --> 00:35:02,882 At least, if we do die tonight, 804 00:35:04,232 --> 00:35:06,625 we'll die having beaten them in beer pong. 805 00:35:06,625 --> 00:35:07,626 - Good point. 806 00:35:07,626 --> 00:35:09,324 - Yeah. 807 00:35:09,324 --> 00:35:10,977 - Hey, it'll be all right. 808 00:35:12,022 --> 00:35:13,763 Chad has an idiot confidence. 809 00:35:15,243 --> 00:35:17,636 Things always go right for people like that. 810 00:35:17,636 --> 00:35:19,247 - Yeah. 811 00:35:19,247 --> 00:35:20,161 - Let's go! 812 00:35:21,597 --> 00:35:23,990 Oh, shit, Hope. I always thought you were gay. 813 00:35:25,035 --> 00:35:26,819 - Fuck off. 814 00:35:26,819 --> 00:35:28,169 - Not that there's anything wrong with that. 815 00:35:28,169 --> 00:35:30,475 I'm actually an ally. 816 00:35:30,475 --> 00:35:32,216 - It's not even the same thing. 817 00:35:32,216 --> 00:35:33,826 - What? 818 00:35:33,826 --> 00:35:35,785 - Chad, are you sure this is a good idea? 819 00:35:35,785 --> 00:35:37,874 I mean, maybe we can come up with something better. 820 00:35:37,874 --> 00:35:40,398 - I was born for it. 821 00:35:40,398 --> 00:35:43,314 - I'm like fucking SEAL Team Six, bro. 822 00:35:43,314 --> 00:35:44,489 [Chad imitates gunfire] 823 00:35:44,489 --> 00:35:47,492 [Chad chuckles] 824 00:35:47,492 --> 00:35:48,885 - So hot. 825 00:35:48,885 --> 00:35:50,756 - Thanks, babe. 826 00:35:50,756 --> 00:35:52,932 - Okay. Is there anything we can do? 827 00:35:52,932 --> 00:35:53,846 - Nah. 828 00:35:55,326 --> 00:35:56,414 It's all me. 829 00:36:02,028 --> 00:36:03,334 The second I go out there- 830 00:36:03,334 --> 00:36:04,509 - Fuck. 831 00:36:04,509 --> 00:36:06,076 - You guys lock this door, okay? 832 00:36:06,076 --> 00:36:09,949 I'm gonna stay low and make my way to the car. 833 00:36:09,949 --> 00:36:12,213 No matter what happens to me out there, 834 00:36:12,213 --> 00:36:15,520 do not open the door until I back the car up, okay? 835 00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:16,347 Okay, babe? 836 00:36:16,347 --> 00:36:17,870 Okay? Okay? 837 00:36:17,870 --> 00:36:19,394 - Okay. - Yeah, yeah. 838 00:36:19,394 --> 00:36:20,525 Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. 839 00:36:20,525 --> 00:36:21,831 [Sarah indistinctly stammers] 840 00:36:21,831 --> 00:36:23,789 - Babe, I have no fear. 841 00:36:26,009 --> 00:36:26,923 Zero. 842 00:36:28,316 --> 00:36:30,361 I need you to stay strong for me. 843 00:36:30,361 --> 00:36:31,971 - Okay. 844 00:36:31,971 --> 00:36:34,496 - I got this, babe. You know it, right? 845 00:36:34,496 --> 00:36:36,367 - Okay. 846 00:36:36,367 --> 00:36:39,892 - I'm just built different, babe. 847 00:36:39,892 --> 00:36:42,721 [dramatic music] 848 00:36:43,679 --> 00:36:44,549 Mwah! 849 00:36:45,420 --> 00:36:46,290 Woo. 850 00:36:47,987 --> 00:36:49,511 Oh, yeah. No fear. 851 00:36:51,556 --> 00:36:52,905 No fucking fear. 852 00:36:54,385 --> 00:36:56,779 Fear is weakness. Pain is weakness. 853 00:37:00,130 --> 00:37:01,131 - Good luck, man. 854 00:37:03,220 --> 00:37:05,483 - You may be an idiot, but you are brave. 855 00:37:05,483 --> 00:37:10,445 - Guys, it's nothing. This thing ain't got shit on me. 856 00:37:10,445 --> 00:37:11,576 Let's go! Oh! 857 00:37:12,838 --> 00:37:14,971 - Go get 'em, babe! - Woo! 858 00:37:15,928 --> 00:37:17,713 [ominous music] 859 00:37:17,713 --> 00:37:19,062 - Okay. 860 00:37:19,062 --> 00:37:22,239 [crickets chirping] 861 00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:23,153 Oh, fuck. 862 00:37:24,502 --> 00:37:26,243 Fuck, fuck. - He's panicking. 863 00:37:26,243 --> 00:37:27,766 I can't. - He's totally fine. 864 00:37:27,766 --> 00:37:29,072 Shut up. - I can't fucking do this. 865 00:37:29,072 --> 00:37:30,508 - Go get 'em, baby! - Woo! 866 00:37:30,508 --> 00:37:33,685 [group cheers over each other] 867 00:37:33,685 --> 00:37:34,947 - You're good, pal. 868 00:37:34,947 --> 00:37:36,209 - That's good. 869 00:37:37,646 --> 00:37:39,300 Fuck. 870 00:37:39,300 --> 00:37:41,998 - He can do it. He's totally gonna get it. 871 00:37:41,998 --> 00:37:43,608 Move. - Okay, sorry. 872 00:37:43,608 --> 00:37:45,654 [crickets chirping] [suspenseful music] 873 00:37:45,654 --> 00:37:48,134 - [Sam] Okay. Here he goes, here he goes. 874 00:37:48,134 --> 00:37:49,135 - [Hope] Okay. 875 00:37:49,135 --> 00:37:50,136 - Stay low! Stay low! 876 00:37:50,136 --> 00:37:51,355 - You got it. Stay low. 877 00:37:51,355 --> 00:37:52,965 - [Sam] Come on, buddy. 878 00:37:52,965 --> 00:37:54,532 - [Hope] Why is he walking like that? 879 00:37:54,532 --> 00:37:57,013 - [Sarah] It's an athletic stance. 880 00:37:58,231 --> 00:37:59,798 - Yay! - Go get it, baby! 881 00:37:59,798 --> 00:38:01,060 - Woo! - Yeah! 882 00:38:01,060 --> 00:38:02,410 - He's got this. 883 00:38:02,410 --> 00:38:03,976 - Yeah. - Hurry up. 884 00:38:05,064 --> 00:38:09,721 [Chad yelps] [tense music] 885 00:38:12,333 --> 00:38:13,246 - Hello? 886 00:38:14,117 --> 00:38:15,248 - Go, go, go! 887 00:38:15,248 --> 00:38:16,337 - Come on! 888 00:38:16,337 --> 00:38:17,773 Do something! - Go! 889 00:38:18,687 --> 00:38:19,688 Come on! 890 00:38:19,688 --> 00:38:20,515 - Hello? 891 00:38:25,998 --> 00:38:27,260 - [Sarah] OMG. 892 00:38:28,392 --> 00:38:29,959 - Oh, fuck! 893 00:38:29,959 --> 00:38:31,526 Paisley! - He put the katana down! 894 00:38:31,526 --> 00:38:33,049 - Where's the gator? Huh? 895 00:38:33,049 --> 00:38:34,790 - He's close. 896 00:38:34,790 --> 00:38:36,748 - Okay, okay, I got you. 897 00:38:36,748 --> 00:38:38,141 I'm gonna get us out of here, okay? It's gonna be all good. 898 00:38:38,141 --> 00:38:39,925 Stay with me. Let's go. 899 00:38:39,925 --> 00:38:41,274 Go. You got it. 900 00:38:41,274 --> 00:38:42,537 - Oh, Paisley! 901 00:38:42,537 --> 00:38:44,060 - Oh my God! - Paisley! 902 00:38:44,060 --> 00:38:45,322 - Paisley! - I totally forgot about her. 903 00:38:45,322 --> 00:38:46,976 - [Chad] Walk with me now, okay? 904 00:38:46,976 --> 00:38:48,847 - [Hope] Oh, oh, shit. 905 00:38:48,847 --> 00:38:49,935 - [Chad] I got her! 906 00:38:49,935 --> 00:38:51,023 - Oh, put her back. 907 00:38:51,023 --> 00:38:51,720 Put her back. - Ew. 908 00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:53,112 - Ew! 909 00:38:53,112 --> 00:38:54,505 [group screaming] - Chad! 910 00:38:54,505 --> 00:38:55,463 - Oh my God. - Gator, there it is! 911 00:38:55,463 --> 00:38:56,986 - Oh my God, the gator! 912 00:38:56,986 --> 00:38:58,291 [alligator growls] [tense music] 913 00:38:58,291 --> 00:38:59,641 - Oh, fuck! 914 00:38:59,641 --> 00:39:01,077 [Paisley screams] Fuck! 915 00:39:01,077 --> 00:39:02,861 - [Group] Oh my God. 916 00:39:02,861 --> 00:39:04,167 [alligator growls] 917 00:39:04,167 --> 00:39:05,255 - [Chad] Oh, shit! 918 00:39:05,255 --> 00:39:06,604 - [Sarah] Paisley! 919 00:39:06,604 --> 00:39:07,736 [alligator growls] 920 00:39:07,736 --> 00:39:08,911 - [Sam] Army crawl. 921 00:39:08,911 --> 00:39:10,913 Army crawl. - You can do it! 922 00:39:10,913 --> 00:39:12,958 - Come back! Come back! 923 00:39:12,958 --> 00:39:14,569 - Oh, fuck! - Oh my God! 924 00:39:14,569 --> 00:39:16,135 - [Chad] Stay away from us! 925 00:39:16,135 --> 00:39:17,006 - No! - Chad! 926 00:39:17,006 --> 00:39:18,399 [Chad grunts] 927 00:39:18,399 --> 00:39:19,225 - Shit! 928 00:39:19,225 --> 00:39:20,575 - Oh, God. 929 00:39:20,575 --> 00:39:22,054 - I'm warning you. 930 00:39:22,054 --> 00:39:24,187 Back up, fucker! Whoa! 931 00:39:24,187 --> 00:39:25,406 - Yes! - Nice, nice, nice. 932 00:39:25,406 --> 00:39:26,407 Come on. 933 00:39:26,407 --> 00:39:28,234 - Come on, motherfucker. 934 00:39:28,234 --> 00:39:29,453 I'm gonna make some fucking boots out of your ass! 935 00:39:29,453 --> 00:39:30,454 Hi-yah! 936 00:39:30,454 --> 00:39:32,021 [Chad grunts] 937 00:39:32,021 --> 00:39:33,370 Who's your daddy? Huh? 938 00:39:33,370 --> 00:39:34,937 Say it. Fuck you! 939 00:39:34,937 --> 00:39:37,635 [Chad grunting] 940 00:39:39,811 --> 00:39:40,986 - Come on! - Go, go! 941 00:39:40,986 --> 00:39:43,336 - You ain't got shit on me. 942 00:39:43,336 --> 00:39:44,425 Back, bitch! 943 00:39:45,208 --> 00:39:46,775 [Chad grunts] 944 00:39:46,775 --> 00:39:47,993 - Get him, baby! - All right, good. 945 00:39:47,993 --> 00:39:49,604 - Yeah! - Get him! 946 00:39:49,604 --> 00:39:50,387 - Okay, yes. - There we go, there we go. 947 00:39:50,387 --> 00:39:52,389 [Chad grunting] 948 00:39:52,389 --> 00:39:54,217 - Oh! - Oh, whoa, whoa. 949 00:39:54,217 --> 00:39:57,046 - Get back, bitch! Fucking go back to your home! 950 00:39:57,046 --> 00:39:58,526 Fuck you! 951 00:39:58,526 --> 00:39:59,396 - Oh my God. - Come on, come on. 952 00:39:59,396 --> 00:40:00,615 Get it! 953 00:40:00,615 --> 00:40:02,094 - Bitch! 954 00:40:02,094 --> 00:40:05,446 [mysterious music] [Chad gasps] 955 00:40:05,446 --> 00:40:06,795 - What the? 956 00:40:06,795 --> 00:40:07,665 Whoa. 957 00:40:07,665 --> 00:40:09,580 [dramatic music] 958 00:40:09,580 --> 00:40:10,799 What the fuck? 959 00:40:13,062 --> 00:40:14,106 Bro! 960 00:40:14,106 --> 00:40:15,499 [alligator growls] 961 00:40:15,499 --> 00:40:16,674 Bro. 962 00:40:16,674 --> 00:40:19,416 [group screams] 963 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:24,247 [crickets chirping] 964 00:40:27,511 --> 00:40:30,209 [Sarah sobbing] [solemn music] 965 00:40:30,209 --> 00:40:31,733 - He was so sweet. 966 00:40:33,691 --> 00:40:34,562 Why? 967 00:40:35,824 --> 00:40:38,217 Why is this happening to me? 968 00:40:41,830 --> 00:40:44,702 We were gonna get married someday. 969 00:40:47,836 --> 00:40:48,793 - Uh, yeah. 970 00:40:51,361 --> 00:40:53,929 I'm really sorry, Sarah. 971 00:40:53,929 --> 00:40:55,800 - Yeah. 972 00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,889 Yeah. 973 00:40:57,889 --> 00:40:59,761 What the fuck are we gonna do? 974 00:40:59,761 --> 00:41:01,589 - I don't know. That thing didn't even look real. 975 00:41:01,589 --> 00:41:02,503 - Well, it is. You saw what it just did to Chad. 976 00:41:02,503 --> 00:41:04,940 [Sarah sobs] 977 00:41:04,940 --> 00:41:06,071 Sorry, Sarah. 978 00:41:08,465 --> 00:41:10,293 How the fuck are we gonna get outta here? 979 00:41:10,293 --> 00:41:11,120 - I don't know. 980 00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:12,338 - Sam! 981 00:41:12,338 --> 00:41:13,426 - I'm thinking. I'm thinking. 982 00:41:15,864 --> 00:41:18,344 What if we, like, distracted it with our food or something? 983 00:41:18,344 --> 00:41:20,172 - Do you think that thing's gonna want 984 00:41:20,172 --> 00:41:22,305 Gwyneth Paltrow's vegan tahini dip and some olives? 985 00:41:22,305 --> 00:41:23,524 - Yeah. Maybe. 986 00:41:25,177 --> 00:41:26,439 - Still alive. 987 00:41:29,442 --> 00:41:31,140 - What was that, Sarah? 988 00:41:32,837 --> 00:41:35,884 - Do you think he could still be alive, like Paisley? 989 00:41:36,667 --> 00:41:37,538 - Who? 990 00:41:38,321 --> 00:41:39,235 - Chad! 991 00:41:40,192 --> 00:41:41,019 - Um. 992 00:41:41,019 --> 00:41:42,107 - Uh. 993 00:41:42,107 --> 00:41:43,500 - Maybe. 994 00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:45,763 - [Hope and Sam] Yeah, yeah. 995 00:41:45,763 --> 00:41:46,938 - Probably. 996 00:41:46,938 --> 00:41:47,983 - [Hope] It's looking good. 997 00:41:47,983 --> 00:41:49,288 - Mhm. 998 00:41:49,288 --> 00:41:52,335 There's a big chance. 999 00:41:52,335 --> 00:41:53,379 Yeah. 1000 00:41:53,379 --> 00:41:54,946 - [Hope] Yeah. 1001 00:41:54,946 --> 00:41:56,252 [knocking at door] [ominous music] 1002 00:41:56,252 --> 00:41:57,427 - Chad! Chad! 1003 00:41:59,342 --> 00:42:00,909 [tense music] [Sarah yelps] 1004 00:42:00,909 --> 00:42:01,779 - Paisley! - Christ! 1005 00:42:01,779 --> 00:42:03,564 - Oh my God! 1006 00:42:03,564 --> 00:42:04,521 - Holy fuck. I completely forgot about her. 1007 00:42:04,521 --> 00:42:06,044 - Help! It's so big! 1008 00:42:06,044 --> 00:42:08,046 [tense music] [alligator growls] 1009 00:42:08,046 --> 00:42:10,440 - No, ew! Get off me! 1010 00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:13,443 Get off me! [Paisley screams] 1011 00:42:13,443 --> 00:42:14,618 Get off me! 1012 00:42:14,618 --> 00:42:18,622 [Sarah and Paisley screaming] 1013 00:42:18,622 --> 00:42:21,756 [ominous music] 1014 00:42:21,756 --> 00:42:23,061 - What are you doing? 1015 00:42:23,061 --> 00:42:24,106 - It's okay. 1016 00:42:29,590 --> 00:42:32,375 [foreboding music] 1017 00:42:32,375 --> 00:42:33,376 - Do you see it? 1018 00:42:33,376 --> 00:42:35,160 [Sam sighs] 1019 00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:36,292 - Oh, no, no. 1020 00:42:39,469 --> 00:42:41,645 Wait, look, look, look. Look, over there. 1021 00:42:41,645 --> 00:42:43,125 - [Sarah] No, no, no. 1022 00:42:43,125 --> 00:42:44,300 [Sarah whimpers] 1023 00:42:44,300 --> 00:42:45,301 - By the basketball hoop. 1024 00:42:45,301 --> 00:42:46,868 - Oh, God. Oh, God. 1025 00:42:46,868 --> 00:42:51,655 [Sarah panting] [foreboding music] 1026 00:42:53,048 --> 00:42:54,658 - Oh my God. 1027 00:42:54,658 --> 00:42:58,531 [ominous music] [alligator growling] 1028 00:42:58,531 --> 00:43:01,491 [Paisley coughing] 1029 00:43:01,491 --> 00:43:04,189 [Sarah panting] 1030 00:43:05,756 --> 00:43:06,931 - Oh, God. Oh, God. 1031 00:43:06,931 --> 00:43:08,977 It's gonna fucking eat her! 1032 00:43:08,977 --> 00:43:11,632 - Okay. We need to distract it. 1033 00:43:13,329 --> 00:43:15,418 - It's been kind of nice, just the two of us. 1034 00:43:15,418 --> 00:43:18,377 I mean, what do we do? 1035 00:43:18,377 --> 00:43:19,944 - The food. The food. 1036 00:43:19,944 --> 00:43:22,338 We can distract it with the food. 1037 00:43:22,338 --> 00:43:23,861 The, the, the- 1038 00:43:23,861 --> 00:43:25,384 - The dip, the dip! - The dip shit 1039 00:43:25,384 --> 00:43:27,125 that she likes to eat, that disgusting 1040 00:43:27,125 --> 00:43:28,257 Gwyneth Paltrow. - Get it, get it, get it! 1041 00:43:28,257 --> 00:43:30,172 - [Hope] LA shit she likes. 1042 00:43:30,172 --> 00:43:31,782 Where the hell would you keep something like that? 1043 00:43:31,782 --> 00:43:32,957 Oh, the fridge! 1044 00:43:32,957 --> 00:43:34,306 - Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up! 1045 00:43:35,873 --> 00:43:37,266 - Okay, okay, okay, okay. 1046 00:43:37,266 --> 00:43:38,441 - Okay, okay, okay. 1047 00:43:38,441 --> 00:43:39,137 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1048 00:43:39,137 --> 00:43:40,356 - What? 1049 00:43:40,356 --> 00:43:41,574 - Are you sure? 1050 00:43:41,574 --> 00:43:43,446 - Yes. We have to try something. 1051 00:43:43,446 --> 00:43:44,447 Okay? 1052 00:43:44,447 --> 00:43:45,448 - Okay, okay, okay. 1053 00:43:45,448 --> 00:43:46,144 - Don't be a baby. 1054 00:43:46,144 --> 00:43:47,450 Okay. 1055 00:43:47,450 --> 00:43:49,017 Here we go. 1056 00:43:49,017 --> 00:43:51,280 [tense music] 1057 00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,499 Hey, asshole! Come get it! 1058 00:43:56,372 --> 00:43:59,331 [alligator growls] 1059 00:44:00,681 --> 00:44:01,594 Oh! Okay! 1060 00:44:04,075 --> 00:44:06,774 [ominous music] 1061 00:44:11,082 --> 00:44:13,694 [hoop rattles] 1062 00:44:18,350 --> 00:44:20,396 - Oh my God, Pearce! Ew! 1063 00:44:20,396 --> 00:44:22,659 Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew! 1064 00:44:22,659 --> 00:44:25,401 [tense music] 1065 00:44:25,401 --> 00:44:28,186 [ominous music] 1066 00:44:28,186 --> 00:44:31,755 - Huh, shit. Gators like tahini dip. 1067 00:44:31,755 --> 00:44:32,974 - [Hope] Oh, thank God. 1068 00:44:32,974 --> 00:44:34,889 - Come on, come on, come on. 1069 00:44:34,889 --> 00:44:37,282 - [Sarah] Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! 1070 00:44:37,282 --> 00:44:38,457 - Yeah! - Come on, come on! 1071 00:44:38,457 --> 00:44:39,807 Get in there! Get in the car! 1072 00:44:39,807 --> 00:44:41,330 [Sarah screams] 1073 00:44:41,330 --> 00:44:42,505 - úShit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, 1074 00:44:42,505 --> 00:44:44,246 shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 1075 00:44:44,246 --> 00:44:45,682 Oh my God. Oh my God. 1076 00:44:45,682 --> 00:44:46,770 - Oh, she made it! 1077 00:44:46,770 --> 00:44:48,424 - Yes! - She made it! 1078 00:44:48,424 --> 00:44:49,468 - Okay! 1079 00:44:49,468 --> 00:44:52,471 [suspenseful music] 1080 00:44:54,517 --> 00:44:56,606 - I think I insulted it with the dip. 1081 00:44:56,606 --> 00:44:57,694 - Oh my God. 1082 00:45:01,916 --> 00:45:03,526 Oh my God. The keys. 1083 00:45:03,526 --> 00:45:06,181 [ominous music] 1084 00:45:06,181 --> 00:45:07,443 - Oh. Oh, shit. 1085 00:45:07,443 --> 00:45:08,357 - [Sam] Uh. 1086 00:45:08,357 --> 00:45:09,880 - Oh my God. 1087 00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:10,838 [Sarah yelps] [alligator growls] 1088 00:45:10,838 --> 00:45:12,535 Shit. Oh my God, shit. 1089 00:45:12,535 --> 00:45:14,058 Please don't kill me, Mr. Gator. 1090 00:45:14,058 --> 00:45:17,105 I promise I'll return my gator handbag. 1091 00:45:17,105 --> 00:45:19,803 [Sarah gasping] 1092 00:45:20,586 --> 00:45:21,849 Okay, Sarah. 1093 00:45:21,849 --> 00:45:24,677 You can do this. You can do this. 1094 00:45:24,677 --> 00:45:29,726 [Sarah panting] [foreboding music] 1095 00:45:35,601 --> 00:45:38,343 [alligator growls] 1096 00:45:38,343 --> 00:45:43,261 [Sarah panting] [foreboding music continues] 1097 00:45:43,261 --> 00:45:44,567 [alligator growls] [tense music] 1098 00:45:44,567 --> 00:45:47,396 [Sarah screaming] 1099 00:45:47,396 --> 00:45:48,266 - Oh, God! 1100 00:45:49,615 --> 00:45:50,747 Help me move the couch. 1101 00:45:50,747 --> 00:45:52,401 - Okay. Okay. Okay. 1102 00:45:53,228 --> 00:45:54,185 - Okay. 1103 00:45:54,185 --> 00:45:55,708 [Sam grunts] 1104 00:45:55,708 --> 00:45:56,535 You got it? 1105 00:45:56,535 --> 00:45:58,450 - [Hope] Yeah. 1106 00:45:58,450 --> 00:46:00,670 - Okay, okay. Now pull it. 1107 00:46:05,414 --> 00:46:06,415 Okay. Okay. 1108 00:46:14,597 --> 00:46:16,512 Is it bizarrely quiet? 1109 00:46:19,297 --> 00:46:22,257 - Why isn't it trying to get in? 1110 00:46:22,257 --> 00:46:24,041 - Maybe the dip killed it. 1111 00:46:24,041 --> 00:46:26,783 - I can't fucking believe this is happening. 1112 00:46:26,783 --> 00:46:28,785 - Better them than us, right? 1113 00:46:28,785 --> 00:46:30,091 - Yeah. 1114 00:46:30,091 --> 00:46:31,570 - Right? 1115 00:46:31,570 --> 00:46:32,397 - Are you kidding me? 1116 00:46:32,397 --> 00:46:33,268 - Shit, shit. 1117 00:46:34,269 --> 00:46:37,315 [crickets chirping] 1118 00:46:40,971 --> 00:46:45,976 [ominous music] [alligator growls] 1119 00:46:47,456 --> 00:46:50,981 - I didn't even wanna fucking be here, okay? 1120 00:46:50,981 --> 00:46:52,591 My mom guilt tripped me into coming 1121 00:46:52,591 --> 00:46:54,506 so I could get to know Chad better. 1122 00:46:55,943 --> 00:46:57,988 Why did I listen? I could be home. 1123 00:46:59,381 --> 00:47:02,166 Instead, I am in the fucking redneck riviera, 1124 00:47:02,166 --> 00:47:04,647 hiding from a man-eating gator! 1125 00:47:04,647 --> 00:47:07,389 - I didn't even want to be here either. 1126 00:47:07,389 --> 00:47:08,999 - At least they're your friends. 1127 00:47:10,261 --> 00:47:11,132 Well, they were. 1128 00:47:12,481 --> 00:47:13,786 - I mean, not really. 1129 00:47:15,092 --> 00:47:16,964 Those guys are fucking assholes. 1130 00:47:16,964 --> 00:47:20,402 I don't even like them, and they sound dumb as shit. 1131 00:47:20,402 --> 00:47:21,969 - So why did you come? 1132 00:47:23,231 --> 00:47:24,101 - I, uh... 1133 00:47:25,973 --> 00:47:27,235 I heard you were coming. 1134 00:47:29,802 --> 00:47:31,587 - But you didn't even know me. 1135 00:47:33,067 --> 00:47:35,808 - Chad kinda showed me a picture of you, 1136 00:47:35,808 --> 00:47:39,377 and I may have stalked your Instagram. 1137 00:47:40,726 --> 00:47:41,640 - You did? 1138 00:47:42,598 --> 00:47:43,512 - Yeah. 1139 00:47:45,340 --> 00:47:47,168 I don't even know why I'm admitting this right now. 1140 00:47:47,168 --> 00:47:49,648 It's probably 'cause we're both gonna die tonight, but yeah. 1141 00:47:52,956 --> 00:47:54,218 - That's kind of creepy. 1142 00:47:56,786 --> 00:47:58,092 - Sorry. 1143 00:47:58,092 --> 00:47:59,223 - But cute. 1144 00:48:00,181 --> 00:48:02,835 [gentle music] 1145 00:48:29,645 --> 00:48:34,693 [alligator growls] [Sam gasps] 1146 00:48:35,390 --> 00:48:36,130 - Oh, God. 1147 00:48:39,524 --> 00:48:42,571 [crickets chirping] 1148 00:48:53,364 --> 00:48:56,324 [foreboding music] 1149 00:49:00,589 --> 00:49:03,374 [birds chirping] 1150 00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:22,045 [ominous music] [alligator growls] 1151 00:49:37,321 --> 00:49:39,976 [gentle music] 1152 00:49:47,549 --> 00:49:52,119 [Sam gasps] [mysterious music] 1153 00:49:52,119 --> 00:49:53,294 Hey. Wake up. 1154 00:49:53,294 --> 00:49:54,295 - What, what, what, what, what? 1155 00:49:54,295 --> 00:49:55,600 - We fell asleep. 1156 00:49:56,819 --> 00:49:57,907 - Shit. 1157 00:49:57,907 --> 00:49:59,474 - [Sam] Yeah. 1158 00:49:59,474 --> 00:50:00,953 - I was hoping this was all just a nightmare. 1159 00:50:00,953 --> 00:50:03,217 - Yeah, me too. 1160 00:50:03,217 --> 00:50:06,785 - How long were we out? 1161 00:50:06,785 --> 00:50:08,483 - A few hours or so. 1162 00:50:10,528 --> 00:50:13,314 - Do you think it's still out there? 1163 00:50:13,314 --> 00:50:16,926 I mean, maybe it gave up and it went away. 1164 00:50:16,926 --> 00:50:17,840 - Maybe. 1165 00:50:19,581 --> 00:50:22,279 [playful music] 1166 00:50:28,633 --> 00:50:31,114 - Oh. I'll go check. 1167 00:50:31,114 --> 00:50:32,072 - Yeah. Thank you. 1168 00:50:34,378 --> 00:50:37,338 [foreboding music] 1169 00:50:39,209 --> 00:50:40,776 - Okay. 1170 00:50:40,776 --> 00:50:41,690 It's fine. 1171 00:50:42,778 --> 00:50:45,346 [tense music] [Sam gasps] 1172 00:50:45,346 --> 00:50:46,260 - What? 1173 00:50:46,260 --> 00:50:48,044 [Sam screams] 1174 00:50:48,044 --> 00:50:49,611 - [Sam] Holy shit! 1175 00:50:52,092 --> 00:50:53,963 - So? 1176 00:50:53,963 --> 00:50:54,746 - Yeah, so it was just right outside the window, 1177 00:50:54,746 --> 00:50:55,617 waiting for us. 1178 00:50:55,617 --> 00:50:56,487 - Fuck! 1179 00:50:56,487 --> 00:50:57,662 - [Sam] Yeah. 1180 00:50:57,662 --> 00:50:59,229 - And Sarah, I mean, is she- 1181 00:50:59,229 --> 00:51:01,275 - Dead, arm severed, keys in her hand. 1182 00:51:01,275 --> 00:51:02,580 I think we're fucked. 1183 00:51:02,580 --> 00:51:04,495 - Well, what is it doing? 1184 00:51:04,495 --> 00:51:06,062 - Oh, you know, it's like regular alligator stuff, 1185 00:51:06,062 --> 00:51:07,629 just floating through the air, 1186 00:51:07,629 --> 00:51:09,152 circling the corpse of our best friend. 1187 00:51:09,152 --> 00:51:10,675 - Did you see anyone else out there? 1188 00:51:10,675 --> 00:51:13,330 - No, no. I'm pretty sure it ate them all. 1189 00:51:13,330 --> 00:51:14,157 - Fuck! 1190 00:51:14,157 --> 00:51:19,206 - Yeah. 1191 00:51:19,902 --> 00:51:20,555 - The keys. 1192 00:51:20,555 --> 00:51:22,470 - What? 1193 00:51:22,470 --> 00:51:24,559 - The keys. You said the keys are still in Sarah's hand. 1194 00:51:24,559 --> 00:51:26,517 - Yeah. Her bloody, disgusting, severed hand. 1195 00:51:26,517 --> 00:51:29,520 - Okay, okay, so then what if we distract it? 1196 00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:31,000 - We give it her other hand! 1197 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:31,914 - No. 1198 00:51:33,611 --> 00:51:35,483 We lead it outside and then we make a break for it 1199 00:51:35,483 --> 00:51:37,485 and we grab the keys and we just get the fuck out of here. 1200 00:51:37,485 --> 00:51:39,008 - No, no, no, no, no. That didn't work. 1201 00:51:39,008 --> 00:51:40,531 We already tried that. 1202 00:51:40,531 --> 00:51:42,142 Remember, with the vegan Goop tahini dip? 1203 00:51:42,142 --> 00:51:43,273 He doesn't want that. He's too smart for it. 1204 00:51:43,273 --> 00:51:45,145 He wants us. He wants meat. 1205 00:51:45,145 --> 00:51:46,711 - Okay, well, we have to try something, 1206 00:51:46,711 --> 00:51:48,757 or else we're gonna end up like them. 1207 00:51:48,757 --> 00:51:50,976 - I like my hands. I want two hands. 1208 00:51:50,976 --> 00:51:53,153 - I know, so I need you to think. 1209 00:51:53,153 --> 00:51:54,415 - The Bluetooth speaker! 1210 00:51:54,415 --> 00:51:55,416 - What? 1211 00:51:55,416 --> 00:51:56,243 - Get the speaker. 1212 00:51:56,243 --> 00:51:57,244 - [Hope] Okay. 1213 00:51:57,244 --> 00:51:59,376 - What if we somehow 1214 00:51:59,376 --> 00:52:01,204 connect our phone and play some loud-ass song 1215 00:52:01,204 --> 00:52:02,553 and we throw it out this door? 1216 00:52:02,553 --> 00:52:04,468 The gator thinks it's us. 1217 00:52:04,468 --> 00:52:05,991 Distracts it long enough for us to get to the car. 1218 00:52:05,991 --> 00:52:07,210 - Holy shit. That might actually work. 1219 00:52:07,210 --> 00:52:08,820 You're a genius. I love you. 1220 00:52:08,820 --> 00:52:11,345 Okay, okay, okay. God, these fucking things. 1221 00:52:13,085 --> 00:52:16,132 - [Speaker] Connecting to King Chad the Sex God iPhone. 1222 00:52:16,132 --> 00:52:17,699 - It's still connected to his phone! 1223 00:52:17,699 --> 00:52:18,700 - Hurry up! 1224 00:52:18,700 --> 00:52:20,571 - Okay, okay, okay. 1225 00:52:20,571 --> 00:52:23,052 - [Speaker] Disconnecting King Chad the Sex God iPhone. 1226 00:52:23,052 --> 00:52:24,227 - Oh, yeah, nice. 1227 00:52:24,227 --> 00:52:27,404 [suspenseful music] 1228 00:52:27,404 --> 00:52:28,579 - Hurry! 1229 00:52:28,579 --> 00:52:30,059 - [Hope] Okay, okay, okay. 1230 00:52:30,059 --> 00:52:32,017 - [Speaker] Connecting to Hope iPhone. 1231 00:52:32,017 --> 00:52:33,018 - Oh, oh, oh. 1232 00:52:33,018 --> 00:52:34,237 Oh, okay, okay, okay. 1233 00:52:34,237 --> 00:52:35,804 Are you ready? Are you ready? 1234 00:52:35,804 --> 00:52:37,371 - No, no, no. Get it, get it, get it. 1235 00:52:37,371 --> 00:52:38,502 - Okay, okay, okay. Shit, the speaker. 1236 00:52:38,502 --> 00:52:39,329 I got it, I got it, I got it. 1237 00:52:39,329 --> 00:52:40,504 Are you ready? 1238 00:52:40,504 --> 00:52:41,984 - [Sam] Yeah. Okay, okay, okay. 1239 00:52:41,984 --> 00:52:43,551 - Wait. 1240 00:52:43,551 --> 00:52:45,988 [tender music] 1241 00:52:45,988 --> 00:52:47,511 - What was that for? 1242 00:52:47,511 --> 00:52:50,079 - That's in case you get eaten alive. 1243 00:52:51,515 --> 00:52:53,474 Oh! 1244 00:52:53,474 --> 00:52:55,650 - That's for good luck. I've never kissed anyone before. 1245 00:52:55,650 --> 00:52:56,564 - Oh! 1246 00:52:57,565 --> 00:52:58,479 Oh. Okay. 1247 00:52:58,479 --> 00:52:59,306 - Let's do it. 1248 00:52:59,306 --> 00:53:00,220 - Right! 1249 00:53:01,264 --> 00:53:03,484 Hey, asshole, come get it! 1250 00:53:03,484 --> 00:53:05,355 [lively music] ♪ Come on 1251 00:53:05,355 --> 00:53:06,922 ♪ Seems to me some things I've seen about the scenery ♪ 1252 00:53:06,922 --> 00:53:08,184 ♪ I can't believe 1253 00:53:08,184 --> 00:53:09,359 - Go, go, go! - Okay, okay! 1254 00:53:09,359 --> 00:53:10,969 [Sam and Hope shout] 1255 00:53:10,969 --> 00:53:12,928 [vocalist indistinctly rapping] 1256 00:53:12,928 --> 00:53:15,147 ♪ Too bad you too mad 'cause you trash ♪ 1257 00:53:15,147 --> 00:53:17,846 ♪ Two Mexicans sneaking through the border ♪ 1258 00:53:17,846 --> 00:53:21,197 ♪ She rep me like she looking for more ♪ 1259 00:53:21,197 --> 00:53:23,504 ♪ Gatekeeper gotta go harder, I'm too hot ♪ 1260 00:53:23,504 --> 00:53:27,551 [tense music] [alligator growls] 1261 00:53:27,551 --> 00:53:30,424 - Get the keys! Get the keys! 1262 00:53:30,424 --> 00:53:31,425 - Sarah! 1263 00:53:31,425 --> 00:53:34,036 [foreboding music] 1264 00:53:34,036 --> 00:53:35,124 [Sam whimpers] 1265 00:53:35,124 --> 00:53:36,604 - I'm sorry, Sarah! 1266 00:53:36,604 --> 00:53:38,127 Okay, okay, okay. 1267 00:53:38,127 --> 00:53:39,563 - [Sam] Hurry! Hurry! 1268 00:53:39,563 --> 00:53:41,130 - [Hope] Oh my God. Oh my God. 1269 00:53:41,130 --> 00:53:42,610 - Hurry, throw me the keys! Throw me the keys! 1270 00:53:42,610 --> 00:53:44,176 - [Hope] Her fingers are still clutching it. 1271 00:53:44,176 --> 00:53:45,700 - Just throw me the arm! It's a push to start! 1272 00:53:45,700 --> 00:53:48,006 - Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, ready? 1273 00:53:48,006 --> 00:53:49,181 Here we go. Are you ready? 1274 00:53:49,181 --> 00:53:50,661 Are you ready? Here we go. 1275 00:53:50,661 --> 00:53:52,141 Oh my God. 1276 00:53:52,141 --> 00:53:53,621 [Hope cheers] [Sam groans] 1277 00:53:53,621 --> 00:53:55,231 Oh my God. Oh my God. 1278 00:53:55,231 --> 00:53:58,016 [Sam groans] [tense music] 1279 00:53:58,016 --> 00:53:59,017 Oh, oh, oh. 1280 00:54:02,151 --> 00:54:07,199 [footsteps echoing] [ominous music] 1281 00:54:14,859 --> 00:54:17,906 [footsteps booming] 1282 00:54:22,476 --> 00:54:27,481 [dramatic music] [alligator growling] 1283 00:54:29,265 --> 00:54:31,354 - Holy fucking shit. 1284 00:54:31,354 --> 00:54:34,444 - Sam, get us the fuck out of here now! 1285 00:54:34,444 --> 00:54:37,752 [Sam gasps] [tense music] 1286 00:54:37,752 --> 00:54:40,058 [alligator growls] 1287 00:54:40,058 --> 00:54:45,107 [Hope screams] [tense music] 1288 00:54:48,632 --> 00:54:52,375 - [Speaker] Battery at 3%. Reducing volume. 1289 00:54:52,375 --> 00:54:55,726 [tense music continues] 1290 00:55:00,688 --> 00:55:02,777 - Wait. He stopped. 1291 00:55:02,777 --> 00:55:03,647 He's giving up. 1292 00:55:03,647 --> 00:55:04,474 - What? 1293 00:55:04,474 --> 00:55:06,041 - Look! 1294 00:55:06,041 --> 00:55:08,348 - [Speaker] Battery at 1%. Powering down. 1295 00:55:09,827 --> 00:55:11,916 - What the hell am I even looking at? 1296 00:55:15,311 --> 00:55:17,313 - It shrunk. Oh my God. 1297 00:55:19,750 --> 00:55:20,751 [Sam chuckles] 1298 00:55:20,751 --> 00:55:21,970 - I can't believe it! 1299 00:55:21,970 --> 00:55:23,188 - How is that even possible? 1300 00:55:23,188 --> 00:55:24,364 - Who cares? We did it. 1301 00:55:24,364 --> 00:55:25,365 We really fucking did it! 1302 00:55:25,365 --> 00:55:26,540 [Sam and Hope chuckle] 1303 00:55:26,540 --> 00:55:27,410 - Mwah. 1304 00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:30,108 - What was that one for? 1305 00:55:30,108 --> 00:55:32,894 - That's a taste of what's gonna happen later. 1306 00:55:32,894 --> 00:55:34,156 - [Sam] I like the sound of that. 1307 00:55:34,156 --> 00:55:35,766 - [Hope] Yeah! Woo! 1308 00:55:37,986 --> 00:55:40,684 [playful music] 1309 00:55:46,603 --> 00:55:47,996 [peaceful music] Sam? 1310 00:55:47,996 --> 00:55:49,214 - [Sam] Yeah? 1311 00:55:49,214 --> 00:55:50,781 - [Hope] That's not my hand. 1312 00:55:50,781 --> 00:55:52,522 - [Sam] Oh, fuck! 1313 00:55:52,522 --> 00:55:55,482 [foreboding music] 1314 00:55:56,874 --> 00:55:59,834 [alligator growls] 1315 00:56:01,357 --> 00:56:03,925 [tense music] 1316 00:56:45,270 --> 00:56:48,665 [tense music continues] 1317 00:57:30,359 --> 00:57:33,710 [tense music continues] 86844

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