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[wind howling]
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[bats squeaking]
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[birds chirping]
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[somber folk music]
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- What the?
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I'll fish where I
damn well please.
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[ominous music]
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Okay. Let's see what
we got for Jimbo today.
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Okay.
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[ominous music continues]
[water burbling]
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Come on.
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Come on.
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Come to Jimmy.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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There we go.
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Oh, son.
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Whoa!
[foreboding music]
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Whoa.
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Whoa, son.
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[Jim chuckles]
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It's a biggin.
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[foreboding music]
[Jim grunts]
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[line snaps]
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Son of a bitch broke
my fucking line!
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That was a big fish.
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God.
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[Jim sighs]
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[ominous music continues]
[water burbling]
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Well, now, where
did you come from?
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Shoot, you're just a
little thing. Just a baby.
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Why don't you come back when
you're big enough to eat?
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[suspenseful music]
[water burbling]
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[suspenseful music]
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[birds chirping]
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- [Hope] Chad, I need
my caramel latte.
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Is there anywhere to stop?
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There's, like, a Starbies
along the way, right?
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- Tonight's gonna be lit!
The fridge is packed.
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- Say hi to the camera, babe.
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- What's good?
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You know what time it
is. Roach it, baby.
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- Wait, babe. This
lighting hits so hard.
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Get in here.
- Oh my God, really?
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- Yes! Oh!
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Why aren't we there yet?
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- Bro.
- Well, we would be,
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but we're waiting for Sam
to finish taking a piss!
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- Bitches, bro.
- Let's go, bro!
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- Guys, hey, it's Pearce!
Say hi to the camera.
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- What up, bro? Get
this for the Gram.
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- Oh, yes!
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- Oh! Woo!
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- [Sarah] Hope, what about you?
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- Ugh, lame.
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- Let's go, bro!
[horn honks]
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- Sorry. Ah!
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Sorry. Sorry.
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- Oh my God, babe.
- Party with the boys!
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- Sorry. Oh, hey, is
this for Instagram?
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Hey, it's-
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- Just get in the car,
bro. We gotta go, okay?
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Let's go.
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In the trunk. Come on.
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- Spring break! Woo!
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- Lock him in there.
- Get the fuck in there, Sam.
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- [Chad] Girls, as
soon as we get there,
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I say we go straight
skinny dipping.
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- Woo!
- Just buckle up and shut up.
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♪ Better watch out, player
[group cheers]
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♪ Come on
- Slay!
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- [Chad] I'm about
to slay that ass.
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[Sarah laughs]
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- [Sam] Is there
any AC on back here?
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- [Chad] Who is that back there?
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Oh, shit. Sam.
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I can't believe your
mom let you out, Sam.
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- [Pearce] I think
I'm gonna crush
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like 15 beers right
when we get there.
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- [Chad] Bro, you think
we got enough beer, dude?
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- [Pearce] I basically
bought out the store, bro.
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- [Chad] Fuck yeah, bro.
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- [Sam] Someone's lube
is leaking on my leg.
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[group chuckles]
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- Yeah!
- Yeah, best weekend ever.
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- [Paisley] I can't wait!
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- Pais isn't shy. Are you, Pais?
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- Not at all.
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- Ah!
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- [Sam] My leg is really wet.
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- Oh my gosh.
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- God, it's so
fucking warm in here.
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- Babe!
- Sorry.
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- You're on camera! God!
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You keep ruining it.
- I'm just saying.
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It's like all of the time.
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Oh, shit. Are you guys
ready for this shit?
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- [Sarah] Oh my God.
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- [Chad] It's gonna
blow your fucking mind.
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All right. Let's roll.
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- [Pearce] Is anyone
else thinking about
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hopping in the lake,
or is it just me?
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- [Sarah] Ooh, Chad!
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- Ow!
- Let's go, bitches!
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- [Sarah] Oh my God.
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[Pearce chuckles]
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Babe!
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- Boom! Yes!
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[Chad laughs]
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- [Sam] Hey, uh-
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- [Sarah] Oh my God, babe!
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[Sarah giggles]
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- Welcome to paradise, fam!
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- [Pearce] Bro.
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- Is this place not
fucking lit or what?
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- [Pearce] Hell yeah, bro!
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[Pearce indistinctly chatters]
[Sarah and Paisley giggling]
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[Sarah and Paisley
indistinctly babbling]
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- [Sarah] I'm so excited!
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- Go low, bro. Uh.
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It's all ours, baby.
All ours, baby.
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- Dope, bro!
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- Hey, guys, guys, guys,
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before we go in there, we
should just remember that,
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you know, we're out in
the wilderness, right?
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There could be, like, animals
or who knows what out here,
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so we should just
try and be careful.
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- Yeah.
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[group laughs]
[playful music]
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- Okay, Dad.
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Does everyone have
their sunscreen?
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'Cause I don't want anyone
getting a sunburn, you know?
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- What about the mosquitoes
this time of year, guys?
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Don't forget to use a condom!
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Fuck yeah, dude.
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- Wait, wait. Say it
again for the camera.
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- I'm just saying UV
rays and mosquitoes
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can be very dangerous
this time of year.
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- You know what else
can be dangerous?
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Me spraying it in
your face, bitch.
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- Bye.
- So unsanitary.
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- Loser!
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[group chuckles]
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- Don't forget the bags, bro.
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Bro, this is what I'm hitting
every day of the week, bro.
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- [Pearce] What's up?
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Hey, those work-outs
are paying off.
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- Call master! Call master!
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Shotgun on master, baby.
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- [Sarah] Guys.
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- [Chad] All right, let's
get the fuck in. Come on.
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- [Sarah] What's the
second amendment?
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[door creaks]
[ominous music]
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- Oh.
- It's giving
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cottage core toxic
masculinity retro vibes.
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- Masculine as fuck, babe.
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- Bro,
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is your uncle a
samurai or some shit?
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- Hah, no, bro.
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He runs a few painkiller
pill mills in Florida.
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I'm gonna work for him soon.
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Dude makes some mad bank, bro.
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- What's the Wi-Fi here?
I have, like, zero signal.
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- Uh, I don't know
if he has it, bro.
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You know, this is his
off-the-ground kinda stuff.
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- What?
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- Oh my...
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- Great, I'm gonna
redneck swamp house,
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and I can't even post about it.
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Oh.
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- Hope, just 'cause
you're my sister
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doesn't mean you get to kill
the fucking vibes, okay?
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- Step-sister.
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- Whatever.
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We can all survive for three
days without it, right?
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[Sarah gasps]
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All right, let's all, you
know, go set our shit down.
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Maybe chill for a
little bit in our rooms,
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- Okay.
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- Then do some shots, baby!
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- Yes!
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- It's time to rage!
[group chuckles]
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- Fuck yeah.
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Babe, hurry up. I'm horny.
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- [Chad] Come on, babe. We're
about to break this bed.
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- [Sarah] Woo! Spring break!
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[idyllic folk music]
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[lively folk music]
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- Oh!
- Yes!
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- Yeah, that's
right. What you got?
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Oh, oh, physical!
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Oh, oh, oh, oh!
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[Chad and Pearce laugh]
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Look at that
fucking ass you got.
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- Does it look good?
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- Yeah. That stick
that out, baby.
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Oh, yeah. Right there.
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Fuck yeah.
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[lively folk music continues]
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- Yeah, squeeze that shit.
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Aw, yeah, baby. Oh, yeah.
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Sarah's not gonna know
what fucking hit her. Oh.
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[Chad grunts]
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Gotta get the obliques.
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00:10:06,953 --> 00:10:09,216
Side crunch. Side crunch.
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[spray can hisses]
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- Woo!
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[door squeaks]
[lively folk music continues]
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- [Pearce] Looks
fucking awesome, baby.
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- [Pearce & Chad] Oh!
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[Chad groans]
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- Oh, that was good. Woo.
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[birds chirping]
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[ominous music]
[water burbling]
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- Damn, babe. Look at that ass.
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[Sarah and Chad chuckle]
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- Ooh.
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00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:02,835
Oh, yeah.
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Woop, woop!
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Let's party!
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- [Chad] Woo, ooh!
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00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:10,843
- O-M-G. Fit check.
224
00:11:10,843 --> 00:11:12,845
You guys are so fucking cute.
225
00:11:12,845 --> 00:11:14,368
- Tell me this is
not a total slay.
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I got the pants from Shein.
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- Oh my God, babe, take a
photo of the three of us.
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- Of course.
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- Get on that, boy.
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- All right. Everyone
say "tequila"!
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[camera clicking]
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- Baby.
- Tequila!
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- [Chad] Yeah?
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- How many times do
I have to tell you?
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- [Chad] What?
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- That is the worst angle
ever. Hold it up high.
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You're gonna make us look bleh.
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- [Chad] Sorry, babe. God damn.
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"Tequila." One, two, three.
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- [Group] Tequila!
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00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:41,352
- [Chad] Yeah!
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00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:42,527
[group chuckles]
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- Let me see.
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[Chad and Pearce grunt]
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Horrid. I look fat.
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- Babe.
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- Big yikes. We can
Facetune it though.
248
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- Party Sam flying in!
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00:11:55,496 --> 00:11:57,368
[Sam weakly chuckles]
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- Bro.
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00:11:58,238 --> 00:11:59,239
[Chad laughs]
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Are you going to church?
253
00:12:00,893 --> 00:12:02,068
- What?
- Bro.
254
00:12:02,068 --> 00:12:03,548
What? No, this is a nice shirt.
255
00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:06,899
It's totally in
season. It's Bonobos.
256
00:12:06,899 --> 00:12:09,815
- You're giving single
dad freeloader vibes.
257
00:12:09,815 --> 00:12:11,338
- Yeah.
- Bro.
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00:12:11,338 --> 00:12:13,819
- It's a nice shirt,
Sam. I like it.
259
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- You do?
260
00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:15,473
- Yeah.
261
00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:16,691
[Chad chuckles]
262
00:12:16,691 --> 00:12:17,605
- Hope likes it.
263
00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:20,652
[Sarah scoffs]
264
00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:22,610
- Okay, Hope. Don't
wait for us or anything.
265
00:12:22,610 --> 00:12:24,961
- Actually, we probably
should eat something, right?
266
00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:27,267
I mean, if we're gonna
be drinking all day.
267
00:12:27,267 --> 00:12:29,139
- [Hope] Good point.
268
00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:30,793
- Okay, so for now, I was
thinking we would do snackies.
269
00:12:32,272 --> 00:12:33,883
I'm making this vegan
dip recipe from Goop,
270
00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:36,407
and then later, I got us
gluten-free pizza rolls.
271
00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:37,582
They're, like, bomb.
272
00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:38,757
- Yeah.
273
00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:41,107
- Perfect. That sounds so good.
274
00:12:41,107 --> 00:12:42,674
- Oh, yeah, guys, I also have
275
00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:44,197
some whey protein
bars in the closet.
276
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,764
- Fuck that. Let's
do another shot.
277
00:12:45,764 --> 00:12:46,939
- Yes!
278
00:12:46,939 --> 00:12:48,811
[Pearce and Chad chuckle]
279
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:50,900
- Wait, save it. The real
toast will be outside.
280
00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,771
- Yeah?
281
00:12:52,771 --> 00:12:55,339
- Oh my God, wait, are
you guys getting engaged?
282
00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:56,427
- What? No.
283
00:12:59,604 --> 00:13:04,130
I mean, not yet.
284
00:13:05,871 --> 00:13:08,439
Okay, so did you guys bring
your school laptops like I said?
285
00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:10,441
- I don't know why.
There's not even service.
286
00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:12,182
I can't even do my B reel, girl.
287
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:16,751
- Just get it and meet
us outside for the toast.
288
00:13:16,751 --> 00:13:18,275
- Whatever.
289
00:13:18,275 --> 00:13:19,842
- Maybe it's not a good...
290
00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:20,843
- All right.
291
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:21,887
- All right.
292
00:13:23,062 --> 00:13:25,543
[Sam grunts]
293
00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:30,853
God, hurry up, Hope.
294
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,898
- "God, hurry up, Hope."
295
00:13:34,595 --> 00:13:35,509
- Hope.
296
00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:42,429
Don't worry. I'll
get the laptops>
297
00:13:42,429 --> 00:13:47,478
[ominous music]
[water burbling]
298
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,961
[birds chirping]
299
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:53,527
- [Sarah] Okay, so I was
thinking I would shoot
300
00:13:53,527 --> 00:13:55,094
all these different
videos, like,
301
00:13:55,094 --> 00:13:56,617
kind of around the
lake, you know,
302
00:13:56,617 --> 00:13:58,184
just to kind of
show the wildlife
303
00:13:58,184 --> 00:13:59,316
and how I'm super
into wilderness
304
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:00,883
and hiking and all of that.
305
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,362
I think it'd be
super interesting,
306
00:14:02,362 --> 00:14:03,973
and just for my
following, you know?
307
00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:05,452
Like, I feel like
it's gonna gain me
308
00:14:05,452 --> 00:14:06,976
probably like 50,000
extra followers.
309
00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:08,281
What do you guys think?
310
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:09,282
Baby?
311
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,457
- [Chad] Yes.
312
00:14:10,457 --> 00:14:11,458
- [Sarah] Pour the shots.
313
00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:11,850
- [Chad] Yes, ma'am.
314
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:15,636
- Are you gonna tell us
why we have our laptops?
315
00:14:15,636 --> 00:14:19,031
It's spring break. I
don't wanna look at this.
316
00:14:19,031 --> 00:14:21,120
- Yeah, I'd actually
like to know that too.
317
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,427
- Okay, I'm gonna film
my toast for TikTok,
318
00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:25,951
and, at the end, you
all just follow my lead.
319
00:14:25,951 --> 00:14:28,693
We're gonna throw our laptops
into the water at the end.
320
00:14:28,693 --> 00:14:29,520
- Wait, what?
321
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:30,695
[Chad chuckles]
322
00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:32,262
- Yeah.
323
00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:33,828
- Wait, wait, wait,
guys, guys, guys.
324
00:14:33,828 --> 00:14:35,787
We can't actually
be doing this, okay?
325
00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:37,702
- [Pearce] Bro.
326
00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:39,182
- This is a hundred percent
gonna go viral, you guys.
327
00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:40,183
Just trust.
328
00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:41,706
- Yes! I love it!
329
00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:43,099
- Okay, are you ready?
330
00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:44,927
- Wait, wait, guys, guys.
331
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,667
We can not throw our laptops
into the water, okay?
332
00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:48,234
These belong to the school,
333
00:14:48,234 --> 00:14:49,018
and it's a complete
environmental hazard.
334
00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:50,541
- [Pearce] Bro!
335
00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:52,108
- Think of your
children's children!
336
00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:54,414
- Bro, stop being such
a bitch. Just do it.
337
00:14:54,414 --> 00:14:56,155
Don't you wanna go viral?
338
00:14:56,155 --> 00:14:59,463
- Dog, you know Sarah's
really trying to
339
00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:01,769
become an influencer, okay?
340
00:15:01,769 --> 00:15:03,815
Don't ruin her dreams, my guy.
341
00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:06,992
- Yeah, and the school's just
gonna give us new ones anyway,
342
00:15:06,992 --> 00:15:09,255
and fuck that
capitalist institution.
343
00:15:09,255 --> 00:15:10,996
- I'll need a refill here, Chad.
344
00:15:10,996 --> 00:15:12,563
- Whatever, Hope.
345
00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:13,607
- Chad!
346
00:15:13,607 --> 00:15:16,567
[foreboding music]
347
00:15:21,441 --> 00:15:22,921
Thanks, bro.
348
00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:23,835
- Bro.
349
00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:30,973
- I dedicate this toast
to only being young once,
350
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,800
to those of us
out there who know
351
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:35,978
the world is gonna make us
get jobs, get old and boring,
352
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:37,544
and we say no!
353
00:15:37,544 --> 00:15:40,286
We say fuck that! We're
young, wild, and free!
354
00:15:40,286 --> 00:15:41,505
Cheers to Gen Z.
355
00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:43,420
We party. We love.
356
00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:46,814
We nurture. We care
about one another.
357
00:15:46,814 --> 00:15:51,645
Cheers to us, to life, and
to saying fuck the normalcy
358
00:15:51,645 --> 00:15:54,909
and screw their
expectations of us!
359
00:15:54,909 --> 00:15:55,867
Cheers, bitches!
360
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:57,086
- [Group] Woo!
361
00:15:59,653 --> 00:16:02,917
[Chad chuckling]
362
00:16:02,917 --> 00:16:04,093
- [Chad] Let's go!
363
00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:05,311
- [Sarah] Woo!
364
00:16:06,573 --> 00:16:07,792
- YOLO!
- Slay!
365
00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:10,012
- [Chad] Get it!
366
00:16:11,752 --> 00:16:13,798
You killed it, babe.
367
00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:14,712
Yes.
368
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:17,932
[birds chirping]
369
00:16:17,932 --> 00:16:22,981
[ominous music]
[water burbling]
370
00:16:24,504 --> 00:16:28,160
- Girl, I had literal
tears in my eyes.
371
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,292
That was so slay.
372
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:30,902
- Like major slay?
373
00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:31,729
- Major slay.
374
00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:33,600
- Ooh!
375
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:36,038
Well, it would have been perfect
if Hope didn't fuck it up.
376
00:16:37,778 --> 00:16:41,043
- I'm not throwing my computer
into a lake for a TikTok.
377
00:16:44,089 --> 00:16:47,092
- Babe, it's still
gonna be fire AF.
378
00:16:48,876 --> 00:16:50,791
- All right, who wants to
go play some beer pong?
379
00:16:50,791 --> 00:16:51,836
- Me!
- Fuck yeah!
380
00:16:52,837 --> 00:16:54,056
- [Pearce] Let's go!
381
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:59,061
[group chuckles]
[lively music]
382
00:17:00,105 --> 00:17:01,454
- Hey, it'll be al right.
383
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:05,067
- Yeah, no, I know. Totally.
384
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:09,375
I just had a story on
it I wanted to finish.
385
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,509
- Oh. You're a writer, huh?
386
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:15,207
- Oh, no, no, not really.
387
00:17:15,207 --> 00:17:17,122
I mean, not a good one anyways.
388
00:17:17,122 --> 00:17:20,604
Just some stupid short stories.
389
00:17:22,736 --> 00:17:25,870
- Well, I'd like to
read them one day.
390
00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:30,527
Hey, let's go get drunk and
try to have some fun, huh?
391
00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:33,051
I hear the vegan Goop
dip is out of this world.
392
00:17:33,051 --> 00:17:34,444
[Sam chuckles]
393
00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:35,314
- Yeah, sure.
394
00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:42,582
[water splashes]
[birds chirping]
395
00:17:42,582 --> 00:17:45,281
[ominous music]
396
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:58,555
[water burbling]
[suspenseful music]
397
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:12,612
[electricity crackles]
398
00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:26,583
[birds chirping]
399
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:35,505
[alligator growls]
[foreboding music]
400
00:18:45,384 --> 00:18:49,040
[lively party music]
401
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,259
- Fuck!
- Yeah!
402
00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:53,566
- [Chad] Hope, can you
even see over the table?
403
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,394
The only thing you can
make is good grades, Hope.
404
00:18:55,394 --> 00:18:56,961
♪ Oh, yeah
405
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:59,050
- [Chad] Oh, God,
that was so garbage!
406
00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:02,009
I can't believe I'm
almost related to you.
407
00:19:02,009 --> 00:19:03,228
- [Pearce] Oh, Sam.
408
00:19:03,228 --> 00:19:05,187
- [Chad] Oh!
409
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:08,190
- Hope, put your balls in my
hole right here. This hole.
410
00:19:09,103 --> 00:19:10,192
- Okay. You first.
411
00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:11,193
- Right here, Hope.
412
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:14,544
[group laughs]
- Aw, fuck!
413
00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:16,415
You got this.
- Garbage.
414
00:19:16,415 --> 00:19:17,460
- Oh, shit!
415
00:19:19,026 --> 00:19:21,115
You wanna step outside, bro?
- Sorry, sorry.
416
00:19:21,115 --> 00:19:22,508
Bro, you're a loser.
417
00:19:22,508 --> 00:19:24,031
- Shit.
- All right, bro.
418
00:19:24,031 --> 00:19:25,424
Get it, homie.
You got this, bro.
419
00:19:25,424 --> 00:19:27,557
- Game, bro.
- Laser focus, bro.
420
00:19:27,557 --> 00:19:30,342
♪ I got a nice girl
and her ass is fat ♪
421
00:19:30,342 --> 00:19:31,474
- Damn!
- Fuck!
422
00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:32,518
- Bro!
- Okay, so-
423
00:19:32,518 --> 00:19:34,085
- We practice every day!
424
00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:35,913
All those times in
your mom's basement.
425
00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:37,044
We trained for this, bro.
426
00:19:37,044 --> 00:19:38,307
- I know, bro.
427
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:40,047
- It's all right. I got this.
428
00:19:40,047 --> 00:19:41,745
Like usual, I'll carry the team.
429
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,268
Bro, what you need to do,
430
00:19:43,268 --> 00:19:46,619
you dip the ball and
you give it a good blow.
431
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:47,620
[Pearce puffs]
432
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,796
Then you spank it.
433
00:19:49,796 --> 00:19:53,278
Then you close your
eyes and use the force.
434
00:19:53,278 --> 00:19:54,497
Boom! Oh, yes!
435
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,151
Let's go, bro!
436
00:19:57,151 --> 00:19:58,718
These bitches ain't
got shit on us.
437
00:19:58,718 --> 00:20:01,155
- That's what I'm
fucking for, bro!
438
00:20:01,155 --> 00:20:02,722
- Wait, wait, bro.
439
00:20:04,550 --> 00:20:07,684
What is that, five
wins now, zero losses?
440
00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:09,425
Y'all better get
your shit together.
441
00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:10,426
- Whatever.
442
00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:12,515
- Hey, guys, fair game.
443
00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:13,733
- Come on, bro.
444
00:20:13,733 --> 00:20:15,605
[Pearce chuckles]
445
00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:16,432
[exciting dance music]
446
00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:17,520
- Oh, shit, bro!
447
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,478
- Oh, no!
448
00:20:19,478 --> 00:20:21,959
- This is my fucking song,
bro! I used to fuck to it!
449
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:23,830
♪ Groove that, yeah,
I groove that ♪
450
00:20:23,830 --> 00:20:25,876
♪ You wanna get down with
it, then prove that ♪
451
00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:27,965
♪ Body all-time ultimate,
throw your hands up ♪
452
00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:28,879
♪ If you want to blast
- Yeah!
453
00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:29,967
- This slaps!
454
00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,838
♪ Yeah, I groove that
455
00:20:31,838 --> 00:20:32,926
♪ You wanna get down with
it, then prove that ♪
456
00:20:32,926 --> 00:20:34,537
- Hey, babe.
- Hey.
457
00:20:34,537 --> 00:20:36,060
- Are you kicking
these guys' asses?
458
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:37,627
- Oh, you know the
fucking vibes, babe.
459
00:20:37,627 --> 00:20:39,846
- Oh, you're so
hot when you win.
460
00:20:39,846 --> 00:20:41,892
[Pearce chuckles]
461
00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:43,502
- Okay, you guys.
462
00:20:43,502 --> 00:20:46,026
So, Paispais and I were
thinking that, tomorrow,
463
00:20:46,026 --> 00:20:47,898
we would all film
a video for TikTok
464
00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:49,769
of us just, like, going
around and picking up trash
465
00:20:49,769 --> 00:20:52,555
to show that we did our part
to clean up the native lands.
466
00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:53,730
Who's down?
467
00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:55,645
- Me, obvi!
- Yeah.
468
00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:58,169
- You mean the lands you all
just threw your laptops into?
469
00:20:58,169 --> 00:21:00,389
- That was different.
That was to go viral.
470
00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:02,782
- Oh, right.
471
00:21:02,782 --> 00:21:04,958
♪ Grove that, yeah,
I groove that ♪
472
00:21:04,958 --> 00:21:06,743
- Whoa, ladies, chill.
473
00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:10,660
There are much, much
more important things
474
00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:13,489
to worry about right now,
such as fucking beer pong.
475
00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:15,099
- Amen, bro!
476
00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:16,361
- Let's play.
477
00:21:16,361 --> 00:21:17,971
- [Pearce] God's plan, bro.
478
00:21:17,971 --> 00:21:21,148
- Aw, you two are
so cute together.
479
00:21:21,148 --> 00:21:22,367
You should totally hook up.
480
00:21:22,367 --> 00:21:23,890
- What?
481
00:21:23,890 --> 00:21:25,239
[group chuckles]
482
00:21:25,239 --> 00:21:27,285
- We all know you want to.
483
00:21:27,285 --> 00:21:28,895
- That's ridiculous.
484
00:21:28,895 --> 00:21:30,462
[group chuckles]
485
00:21:30,462 --> 00:21:33,247
- Yeah, I can tell Sam
has a little crush.
486
00:21:33,247 --> 00:21:34,814
- Oh, baby dick.
487
00:21:34,814 --> 00:21:36,381
- No, I don't. What
are you talking about?
488
00:21:36,381 --> 00:21:37,904
- I got it. I'm
a fucking genius.
489
00:21:37,904 --> 00:21:39,428
Why don't we play
one more round?
490
00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:41,386
- Yeah.
- Look, guys.
491
00:21:41,386 --> 00:21:42,866
I'm pretty drunk already.
492
00:21:42,866 --> 00:21:44,041
We should all probably
just go to bed.
493
00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:45,216
- Fucking lightweight, bro.
494
00:21:45,216 --> 00:21:46,391
- All right, how about this?
495
00:21:47,784 --> 00:21:50,830
If we win, you guys
have to hook up.
496
00:21:50,830 --> 00:21:52,441
- Yes!
497
00:21:52,441 --> 00:21:56,314
- If we lose, we never
give you two shit again.
498
00:21:56,314 --> 00:21:57,663
- Hm.
499
00:21:57,663 --> 00:21:58,925
- I don't think that's a good-
500
00:21:58,925 --> 00:22:00,100
- Done. We're in.
501
00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:01,972
- Ooh, Hope's got some balls.
502
00:22:01,972 --> 00:22:03,582
- [Sam] We are?
503
00:22:03,582 --> 00:22:04,801
- Yeah, because I
don't fucking lose.
504
00:22:05,715 --> 00:22:07,281
- I think I'm out, bro.
505
00:22:07,281 --> 00:22:08,326
- What? Bro.
506
00:22:08,326 --> 00:22:09,327
- No cap.
507
00:22:09,327 --> 00:22:12,025
- Bro! Bro, what?
508
00:22:13,331 --> 00:22:14,419
- Sorry, bro.
509
00:22:14,419 --> 00:22:15,420
- Oh!
510
00:22:15,420 --> 00:22:16,987
Oh, yes. This guy.
511
00:22:16,987 --> 00:22:18,945
Get it, homie. Yes!
512
00:22:18,945 --> 00:22:21,034
- We're gonna go
look at the stars.
513
00:22:21,034 --> 00:22:22,775
- Yeah.
- Yeah, look at the stars.
514
00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:25,909
- Oh, yeah, sure you are.
- Nice.
515
00:22:25,909 --> 00:22:28,172
Yeah.
- Have fun, you two.
516
00:22:28,172 --> 00:22:29,695
- Oh, man. I love him.
517
00:22:29,695 --> 00:22:30,870
Hey, babe.
- Looks like
518
00:22:30,870 --> 00:22:31,697
it's couple versus couple.
519
00:22:31,697 --> 00:22:35,701
- Yeah, it is.
520
00:22:35,701 --> 00:22:37,268
It's a four-way
up in this bitch.
521
00:22:37,268 --> 00:22:39,357
[Chad chuckles]
522
00:22:39,357 --> 00:22:40,358
Let's play.
523
00:22:40,358 --> 00:22:43,579
[crickets chirping]
524
00:22:43,579 --> 00:22:45,407
[Pearce sighs]
525
00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:46,973
[ominous music]
526
00:22:46,973 --> 00:22:48,540
- [Pearce] Babe,
do you think I can
527
00:22:48,540 --> 00:22:50,020
touch the bottom of
the fucking lake?
528
00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:51,630
- [Paisley] Oh my God, babe.
529
00:22:51,630 --> 00:22:52,762
You could do anything
you set your heart to.
530
00:22:52,762 --> 00:22:54,503
- Heh, yeah. I fucking can.
531
00:22:58,289 --> 00:23:00,944
[Pearce sighs]
532
00:23:02,598 --> 00:23:05,427
Babe, do you think
this stuff on the lake
533
00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:07,733
is the frogs getting high?
534
00:23:07,733 --> 00:23:10,649
[ominous music]
[crickets chirping]
535
00:23:10,649 --> 00:23:13,043
- Oh my God. Totally.
536
00:23:13,043 --> 00:23:14,914
- So fucking cool.
537
00:23:14,914 --> 00:23:16,916
- You're, like, so smart.
538
00:23:16,916 --> 00:23:20,050
- I know, babe. I know.
539
00:23:20,050 --> 00:23:23,227
Babe, how long do you
think this lake is?
540
00:23:25,185 --> 00:23:28,406
- Wow, babe. It's,
like, so long.
541
00:23:28,406 --> 00:23:31,148
- I think it goes for,
like, miles, babe.
542
00:23:31,148 --> 00:23:34,020
[Pearce chuckles]
543
00:23:35,761 --> 00:23:37,546
You look so fucking
pretty, babe.
544
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,170
- Is this what you want?
545
00:23:53,170 --> 00:23:54,258
- Uh-huh.
546
00:23:54,258 --> 00:23:55,172
Oh, yeah.
547
00:23:56,739 --> 00:23:59,698
God damn. Your tits
are so fire, babe.
548
00:23:59,698 --> 00:24:01,961
You have such
fucking amazing tits.
549
00:24:01,961 --> 00:24:04,964
I've never been on
no dairy farm before,
550
00:24:04,964 --> 00:24:08,098
but I could milk these
things all fucking day.
551
00:24:09,099 --> 00:24:10,100
- Yeah?
552
00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:11,405
- Oh, for sure.
553
00:24:17,629 --> 00:24:18,587
- Aw, fuck.
554
00:24:21,328 --> 00:24:22,242
- What?
555
00:24:23,679 --> 00:24:25,158
- I left the rubbers
in the room, babe.
556
00:24:26,290 --> 00:24:27,291
- Seriously?
557
00:24:27,291 --> 00:24:28,901
- I know. I fucked up.
558
00:24:30,686 --> 00:24:34,690
- Well, maybe you could try
finally going down on me.
559
00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:36,648
You said, one day, you'd try it.
560
00:24:36,648 --> 00:24:38,563
- Ah.
561
00:24:38,563 --> 00:24:41,566
Babe, you know, it's just,
like, totally not my thing.
562
00:24:42,654 --> 00:24:45,178
Plus, I think I hurt my neck
563
00:24:45,178 --> 00:24:47,659
lifting with Chad the other day.
564
00:24:47,659 --> 00:24:51,315
I totally will though,
soon. I promise.
565
00:24:51,315 --> 00:24:52,490
- Fine.
566
00:24:53,883 --> 00:24:55,580
- Let me make it
up to you, babe.
567
00:24:58,017 --> 00:24:59,628
Sit right there, babe.
568
00:24:59,628 --> 00:25:02,195
- Oh, yes, sir.
569
00:25:02,195 --> 00:25:03,109
Ooh.
570
00:25:04,415 --> 00:25:05,764
Yeah, baby.
571
00:25:09,115 --> 00:25:12,466
- Don't even think about
taking this blindfold off,
572
00:25:12,466 --> 00:25:16,862
or you're gonna be in
big, big, big trouble.
573
00:25:16,862 --> 00:25:19,648
- Mm.
574
00:25:19,648 --> 00:25:21,693
I love it when you
order me around.
575
00:25:21,693 --> 00:25:22,999
- Yeah, you do, babe.
576
00:25:22,999 --> 00:25:25,784
BRB. I'm fucking
lightning quick.
577
00:25:28,047 --> 00:25:29,222
[lively music]
♪ Oh, bust the bank open
578
00:25:29,222 --> 00:25:30,310
♪ And drop it low
579
00:25:30,310 --> 00:25:31,616
- No way you make this.
580
00:25:31,616 --> 00:25:33,183
No fucking way.
581
00:25:33,183 --> 00:25:35,707
Told you! You hit me
right in the dick.
582
00:25:35,707 --> 00:25:37,317
[crickets chirping]
583
00:25:37,317 --> 00:25:38,710
- Baby boy, where are you?
584
00:25:40,016 --> 00:25:40,886
Pearce?
585
00:25:44,020 --> 00:25:46,544
Pearce, come on. I'm cold.
586
00:25:46,544 --> 00:25:48,198
I need someone to warm me up.
587
00:25:49,895 --> 00:25:52,071
You could say it's
getting a little nippy.
588
00:25:54,508 --> 00:25:56,075
Pearce!
589
00:25:56,075 --> 00:25:56,989
OMG.
590
00:25:58,425 --> 00:26:01,733
Babe, come on. Don't
waste a good time.
591
00:26:01,733 --> 00:26:04,867
You are, like, totally
drying me up right now.
592
00:26:04,867 --> 00:26:08,522
Babe, I'm seriously, like,
so un-horny right now.
593
00:26:08,522 --> 00:26:10,786
[grass rustles]
[Paisley giggles]
594
00:26:10,786 --> 00:26:12,309
I didn't even hear you come out.
595
00:26:12,309 --> 00:26:14,267
You're, like, so still.
596
00:26:14,267 --> 00:26:16,879
[grass rustles]
[ominous music]
597
00:26:16,879 --> 00:26:18,924
Babe, knock it off
and come here already.
598
00:26:20,404 --> 00:26:23,015
[alligator growls]
599
00:26:23,015 --> 00:26:24,190
Okay. I'm done.
600
00:26:25,583 --> 00:26:27,063
[tense music]
[alligator roars]
601
00:26:27,063 --> 00:26:30,109
[Paisley screaming]
602
00:26:35,724 --> 00:26:37,247
OMG!
603
00:26:37,247 --> 00:26:40,990
[tense music continues]
[alligator growling]
604
00:26:40,990 --> 00:26:43,383
[Paisley screaming]
605
00:26:43,383 --> 00:26:46,560
[alligator growls]
606
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:49,302
[Paisley screams]
607
00:26:49,302 --> 00:26:51,783
[somber music]
608
00:26:51,783 --> 00:26:53,263
♪ You gotta get up
[lively music]
609
00:26:53,263 --> 00:26:54,220
- No way.
610
00:26:54,220 --> 00:26:55,395
[Chad laughs]
611
00:26:55,395 --> 00:26:57,963
told you! You suck, again!
612
00:26:57,963 --> 00:26:59,356
[crickets chirping]
613
00:26:59,356 --> 00:27:01,358
- You still ready for me?
614
00:27:01,358 --> 00:27:03,534
I'm all bricked up for you!
615
00:27:03,534 --> 00:27:05,928
[ominous music]
616
00:27:05,928 --> 00:27:06,798
Huh?
617
00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:08,582
Babe?
618
00:27:10,846 --> 00:27:13,109
You know I don't like
hide and seek, bro.
619
00:27:14,545 --> 00:27:19,593
[ominous music]
[crickets chirping]
620
00:27:21,770 --> 00:27:23,249
Fine, fine, fine.
621
00:27:26,557 --> 00:27:30,779
I'm gonna find
you, and when I do,
622
00:27:30,779 --> 00:27:33,477
bad girl getting punished!
623
00:27:35,697 --> 00:27:36,698
Big time.
624
00:27:40,005 --> 00:27:42,878
[water splashing]
625
00:27:43,922 --> 00:27:47,839
I got you.
[eerie music]
626
00:27:47,839 --> 00:27:48,710
Paisley?
627
00:27:50,407 --> 00:27:52,670
If you're swimming in
there, you're dumb as hell.
628
00:27:52,670 --> 00:27:54,628
There's snakes
and shit in there.
629
00:27:56,587 --> 00:27:57,501
Fuck.
630
00:28:00,852 --> 00:28:01,723
Okay.
631
00:28:03,159 --> 00:28:04,029
I give up.
632
00:28:05,683 --> 00:28:08,947
This game's dumb as hell.
633
00:28:08,947 --> 00:28:13,125
It's fine. I don't even
wanna bang anymore.
634
00:28:13,125 --> 00:28:17,477
I'll just be sitting here,
drinking solo I guess,
635
00:28:17,477 --> 00:28:18,696
holding my dick.
636
00:28:21,612 --> 00:28:22,831
Fucking condoms.
637
00:28:25,268 --> 00:28:26,443
Shit ruins everything.
638
00:28:31,796 --> 00:28:34,581
What a fucking
bummer of a night.
639
00:28:36,888 --> 00:28:39,369
[Pearce sighs]
640
00:28:39,369 --> 00:28:41,632
[water splashes]
641
00:28:41,632 --> 00:28:42,981
[ominous music]
Bro.
642
00:28:42,981 --> 00:28:44,766
[alligator growls]
643
00:28:44,766 --> 00:28:46,506
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro!
644
00:28:46,506 --> 00:28:49,292
- Hope sucks, Hope
sucks, Hope sucks!
645
00:28:49,292 --> 00:28:50,467
[Chad laughs]
[Hope groans]
646
00:28:50,467 --> 00:28:52,034
You suck so bad!
647
00:28:52,034 --> 00:28:53,383
♪ I keep it cool
like a refrigerator ♪
648
00:28:53,383 --> 00:28:54,471
- [Chad] Come on, dork.
649
00:28:54,471 --> 00:28:55,777
♪ I got shit for sale
650
00:28:55,777 --> 00:28:56,995
- Fuck!
- Yes!
651
00:28:56,995 --> 00:28:58,605
- I did it!
- Bitches!
652
00:28:58,605 --> 00:28:59,737
- I can't believe I did that!
- Yeah!
653
00:28:59,737 --> 00:29:01,043
- You said you were good!
654
00:29:02,522 --> 00:29:04,786
♪ I said, girl, put your
number in my phone ♪
655
00:29:04,786 --> 00:29:06,918
- Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
656
00:29:06,918 --> 00:29:08,224
What about balls back?
657
00:29:08,224 --> 00:29:09,442
- Yes.
658
00:29:09,442 --> 00:29:10,617
- What the fuck is ball's back?
659
00:29:10,617 --> 00:29:12,141
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
660
00:29:12,141 --> 00:29:13,142
We don't play those
stupid frat boy rules.
661
00:29:13,142 --> 00:29:14,491
We won. You lost.
662
00:29:14,491 --> 00:29:15,405
Drink up.
663
00:29:16,841 --> 00:29:19,017
- [Sam] Glug, glug,
glug, glug, glug.
664
00:29:19,017 --> 00:29:20,758
[Paisley distantly screams]
665
00:29:20,758 --> 00:29:22,281
- Wait. Did you guys hear that?
666
00:29:23,413 --> 00:29:25,415
- Hear what?
667
00:29:25,415 --> 00:29:27,591
- No, turn the music down.
I think I heard screaming.
668
00:29:27,591 --> 00:29:29,506
- Hell yeah, you did.
669
00:29:29,506 --> 00:29:32,770
My boy's probably out there,
just tearing that ass up!
670
00:29:32,770 --> 00:29:35,512
- No, no, no. I think
I heard something too.
671
00:29:37,122 --> 00:29:38,384
- Hope, what are you doing?
672
00:29:38,384 --> 00:29:40,082
- Just hold on. Shh.
673
00:29:43,346 --> 00:29:44,260
- Okay.
674
00:29:45,217 --> 00:29:48,264
[crickets chirping]
675
00:29:50,657 --> 00:29:53,356
- I don't hear anything.
676
00:29:53,356 --> 00:29:55,575
- I guess Pearce
is a two-pump chum.
677
00:29:55,575 --> 00:29:57,055
- No, babe. That's not true.
678
00:29:57,055 --> 00:29:59,101
Not my boy. Trust me.
679
00:29:59,101 --> 00:30:01,233
I taught him how to fuck.
680
00:30:01,233 --> 00:30:03,932
[Chad chuckles]
681
00:30:07,065 --> 00:30:08,327
Cool.
682
00:30:08,327 --> 00:30:11,374
[crickets chirping]
683
00:30:12,854 --> 00:30:17,597
Ugh. This is dumb as hell.
684
00:30:17,597 --> 00:30:18,511
See?
685
00:30:20,644 --> 00:30:22,907
He's good. Totally fine.
686
00:30:22,907 --> 00:30:24,256
- Where's Paisley?
I don't see her.
687
00:30:24,256 --> 00:30:26,128
- I don't know, babe.
688
00:30:26,128 --> 00:30:28,478
She's probably out there looking
for reception or some shit.
689
00:30:28,478 --> 00:30:31,133
- He isn't moving.
Why isn't he moving?
690
00:30:31,133 --> 00:30:32,786
- You're right.
691
00:30:32,786 --> 00:30:35,093
- Post-nut clarity is
a real thing, guys.
692
00:30:35,093 --> 00:30:40,098
Relax, and look at
him. He is 100% chill.
693
00:30:40,794 --> 00:30:43,145
[eerie music]
694
00:30:44,189 --> 00:30:46,017
[group screaming]
695
00:30:46,017 --> 00:30:48,977
[alligator growls]
696
00:30:51,588 --> 00:30:55,070
Oh, shit!
- It's looking right at us!
697
00:30:55,070 --> 00:30:58,595
[ominous music]
[alligator growls]
698
00:30:58,595 --> 00:31:00,162
All right. Stay here.
699
00:31:00,162 --> 00:31:01,685
- Oh my God, oh
my God, oh my God.
700
00:31:01,685 --> 00:31:03,208
- It's okay. It's okay.
701
00:31:03,208 --> 00:31:05,254
Shh, shh. Does
anybody have a phone?
702
00:31:05,254 --> 00:31:06,820
- Oh my God.
703
00:31:06,820 --> 00:31:07,865
- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, I do. I do.
704
00:31:07,865 --> 00:31:09,693
- [Sam] Call the cops.
705
00:31:09,693 --> 00:31:11,956
- Fuck! There's no
fucking service, bro!
706
00:31:11,956 --> 00:31:13,871
- [Sam] Shit.
707
00:31:13,871 --> 00:31:16,091
- It's gonna kill us! Did
you see what it did to him?
708
00:31:16,091 --> 00:31:18,180
- No, it won't,
babe. No, it won't.
709
00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:20,138
He can't see us.
710
00:31:20,138 --> 00:31:23,011
He's not tall enough to look
over this wall, babe. Trust.
711
00:31:23,011 --> 00:31:25,578
[foreboding music]
[crickets chirping]
712
00:31:25,578 --> 00:31:28,103
- Chad's right. He can't see us.
713
00:31:28,103 --> 00:31:28,973
- No.
714
00:31:29,974 --> 00:31:30,888
- He?
715
00:31:32,585 --> 00:31:33,630
- What?
716
00:31:33,630 --> 00:31:35,762
- Well, you said "he."
717
00:31:35,762 --> 00:31:37,025
How do you know it's a he?
718
00:31:37,025 --> 00:31:38,896
It could be a she or a they or-
719
00:31:38,896 --> 00:31:40,419
- What the fuck
difference does it make?
720
00:31:40,419 --> 00:31:41,420
It just ate your friends!
721
00:31:41,420 --> 00:31:42,682
[Sarah sobs]
722
00:31:42,682 --> 00:31:44,162
[knocking at door]
723
00:31:44,162 --> 00:31:45,685
- Oh, fuck, fuck!
- Oh my God!
724
00:31:45,685 --> 00:31:47,252
[knocking at door]
725
00:31:47,252 --> 00:31:48,688
- It's ramming the door.
It's ramming the door.
726
00:31:48,688 --> 00:31:49,559
- Huh?
727
00:31:49,559 --> 00:31:52,257
[ominous music]
728
00:31:56,958 --> 00:31:59,961
[Hope sighs]
729
00:31:59,961 --> 00:32:00,874
Okay.
730
00:32:02,789 --> 00:32:05,444
See? I told you it can't get in.
731
00:32:05,444 --> 00:32:10,058
[group scream]
[foreboding music]
732
00:32:10,058 --> 00:32:10,972
The fuck?
733
00:32:12,321 --> 00:32:15,541
[alligator growls]
734
00:32:15,541 --> 00:32:17,804
Oh, shit. How did it
get up there so fast?
735
00:32:17,804 --> 00:32:19,589
- Oh my God.
736
00:32:19,589 --> 00:32:22,505
- You guys, it's on
the fucking roof.
737
00:32:22,505 --> 00:32:25,638
[alligator growls]
738
00:32:25,638 --> 00:32:28,598
[foreboding music]
739
00:32:33,864 --> 00:32:36,345
- Oh my God. It's leaving.
740
00:32:36,345 --> 00:32:37,868
- Thank God.
741
00:32:37,868 --> 00:32:40,175
- Yeah, for now. It
knows where to find us.
742
00:32:41,437 --> 00:32:42,525
- That scream.
743
00:32:43,787 --> 00:32:45,571
- What?
744
00:32:45,571 --> 00:32:49,184
- That scream you heard earlier,
it sounded like Paisley.
745
00:32:49,184 --> 00:32:50,315
- You think she
could still be alive?
746
00:32:50,315 --> 00:32:52,839
- I don't know. Maybe.
747
00:32:52,839 --> 00:32:55,320
You guys, she could
still be out there.
748
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,366
- Yeah, as his
fucking bait, bro.
749
00:32:57,366 --> 00:32:58,541
- Don't say that!
750
00:32:58,541 --> 00:33:00,282
- Babe, enough of this shit.
751
00:33:01,326 --> 00:33:02,893
- Baby, where are you going?
752
00:33:02,893 --> 00:33:04,938
- We're getting the
fuck out of here!
753
00:33:06,157 --> 00:33:07,332
Fuck yeah!
754
00:33:07,332 --> 00:33:09,160
- [Hope] You cannot be serious.
755
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:11,249
- Look, the only way
we're getting out of here
756
00:33:11,249 --> 00:33:12,250
is with the Jeep.
757
00:33:12,250 --> 00:33:14,165
I'm gonna go get it.
758
00:33:14,165 --> 00:33:16,254
I might even have to take this
thing out for my boy Pearce!
759
00:33:16,254 --> 00:33:17,342
- No, baby. It's too dangerous.
760
00:33:17,342 --> 00:33:19,257
You can't!
761
00:33:19,257 --> 00:33:21,085
- She's right, dude. It's
way too dangerous out there.
762
00:33:21,085 --> 00:33:23,044
I'm an alpha, bro!
763
00:33:25,655 --> 00:33:27,004
Yes!
764
00:33:27,004 --> 00:33:28,962
Okay, I'm gonna get the car
765
00:33:28,962 --> 00:33:31,443
and reverse as close
as I can to the door.
766
00:33:31,443 --> 00:33:33,358
You all pile in and we GTFO!
767
00:33:34,707 --> 00:33:36,840
On God, it's the only way.
768
00:33:38,276 --> 00:33:40,017
- You're so brave.
769
00:33:40,017 --> 00:33:41,279
- Or massively stupid.
770
00:33:41,279 --> 00:33:43,020
Seriously, Chad!
It's a bad idea!
771
00:33:43,020 --> 00:33:44,891
- I'm gonna get us out of here.
772
00:33:44,891 --> 00:33:47,198
I'll go see what else my
uncle has in his bedroom.
773
00:33:47,198 --> 00:33:48,460
He might even have a strap.
774
00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:49,853
- A strap-on?
775
00:33:50,897 --> 00:33:52,247
What are you gonna do, fuck it?
776
00:33:52,247 --> 00:33:55,076
- What? No, bro, a strap.
777
00:33:55,076 --> 00:33:57,295
A fucking gun.
778
00:33:57,295 --> 00:33:58,470
- Oh.
779
00:33:58,470 --> 00:34:00,037
- God.
780
00:34:00,037 --> 00:34:02,126
- Yeah, God, Hope. Can
you be serious for once?
781
00:34:02,126 --> 00:34:03,736
You're such an idiot!
782
00:34:04,911 --> 00:34:07,262
Baby, wait! Wait!
783
00:34:07,262 --> 00:34:08,915
Don't leave me with them!
784
00:34:09,873 --> 00:34:12,136
- [Chad] Fuck yeah!
785
00:34:12,136 --> 00:34:13,094
- You okay?
786
00:34:14,530 --> 00:34:15,661
- Not really.
787
00:34:16,967 --> 00:34:17,794
You?
788
00:34:17,794 --> 00:34:18,882
- No.
789
00:34:18,882 --> 00:34:20,057
- Yeah.
790
00:34:20,057 --> 00:34:21,667
- And this plan is dumb as shit.
791
00:34:21,667 --> 00:34:23,104
- You can say that again.
792
00:34:23,104 --> 00:34:24,801
- But I don't see any other way.
793
00:34:26,455 --> 00:34:29,980
- I mean, that gator,
it seemed different.
794
00:34:31,590 --> 00:34:34,506
Like, could that be even real?
795
00:34:34,506 --> 00:34:36,508
It looked different, right?
796
00:34:36,508 --> 00:34:40,033
Like it was from another
planet or something.
797
00:34:40,033 --> 00:34:43,254
Like, none of this
makes any sense.
798
00:34:43,254 --> 00:34:44,125
- I know.
799
00:34:45,865 --> 00:34:50,566
- By the way, when Chad was
talking about his strap,
800
00:34:51,958 --> 00:34:54,700
I had no idea what
he was talking about.
801
00:34:54,700 --> 00:34:55,614
- I did.
802
00:34:57,442 --> 00:34:59,052
- Of course you did.
803
00:35:00,619 --> 00:35:02,882
At least, if we do die tonight,
804
00:35:04,232 --> 00:35:06,625
we'll die having beaten
them in beer pong.
805
00:35:06,625 --> 00:35:07,626
- Good point.
806
00:35:07,626 --> 00:35:09,324
- Yeah.
807
00:35:09,324 --> 00:35:10,977
- Hey, it'll be all right.
808
00:35:12,022 --> 00:35:13,763
Chad has an idiot confidence.
809
00:35:15,243 --> 00:35:17,636
Things always go right
for people like that.
810
00:35:17,636 --> 00:35:19,247
- Yeah.
811
00:35:19,247 --> 00:35:20,161
- Let's go!
812
00:35:21,597 --> 00:35:23,990
Oh, shit, Hope. I always
thought you were gay.
813
00:35:25,035 --> 00:35:26,819
- Fuck off.
814
00:35:26,819 --> 00:35:28,169
- Not that there's
anything wrong with that.
815
00:35:28,169 --> 00:35:30,475
I'm actually an ally.
816
00:35:30,475 --> 00:35:32,216
- It's not even the same thing.
817
00:35:32,216 --> 00:35:33,826
- What?
818
00:35:33,826 --> 00:35:35,785
- Chad, are you sure
this is a good idea?
819
00:35:35,785 --> 00:35:37,874
I mean, maybe we can come
up with something better.
820
00:35:37,874 --> 00:35:40,398
- I was born for it.
821
00:35:40,398 --> 00:35:43,314
- I'm like fucking
SEAL Team Six, bro.
822
00:35:43,314 --> 00:35:44,489
[Chad imitates gunfire]
823
00:35:44,489 --> 00:35:47,492
[Chad chuckles]
824
00:35:47,492 --> 00:35:48,885
- So hot.
825
00:35:48,885 --> 00:35:50,756
- Thanks, babe.
826
00:35:50,756 --> 00:35:52,932
- Okay. Is there
anything we can do?
827
00:35:52,932 --> 00:35:53,846
- Nah.
828
00:35:55,326 --> 00:35:56,414
It's all me.
829
00:36:02,028 --> 00:36:03,334
The second I go out there-
830
00:36:03,334 --> 00:36:04,509
- Fuck.
831
00:36:04,509 --> 00:36:06,076
- You guys lock this door, okay?
832
00:36:06,076 --> 00:36:09,949
I'm gonna stay low and
make my way to the car.
833
00:36:09,949 --> 00:36:12,213
No matter what happens
to me out there,
834
00:36:12,213 --> 00:36:15,520
do not open the door until
I back the car up, okay?
835
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:16,347
Okay, babe?
836
00:36:16,347 --> 00:36:17,870
Okay? Okay?
837
00:36:17,870 --> 00:36:19,394
- Okay.
- Yeah, yeah.
838
00:36:19,394 --> 00:36:20,525
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
839
00:36:20,525 --> 00:36:21,831
[Sarah indistinctly stammers]
840
00:36:21,831 --> 00:36:23,789
- Babe, I have no fear.
841
00:36:26,009 --> 00:36:26,923
Zero.
842
00:36:28,316 --> 00:36:30,361
I need you to stay
strong for me.
843
00:36:30,361 --> 00:36:31,971
- Okay.
844
00:36:31,971 --> 00:36:34,496
- I got this, babe.
You know it, right?
845
00:36:34,496 --> 00:36:36,367
- Okay.
846
00:36:36,367 --> 00:36:39,892
- I'm just built
different, babe.
847
00:36:39,892 --> 00:36:42,721
[dramatic music]
848
00:36:43,679 --> 00:36:44,549
Mwah!
849
00:36:45,420 --> 00:36:46,290
Woo.
850
00:36:47,987 --> 00:36:49,511
Oh, yeah. No fear.
851
00:36:51,556 --> 00:36:52,905
No fucking fear.
852
00:36:54,385 --> 00:36:56,779
Fear is weakness.
Pain is weakness.
853
00:37:00,130 --> 00:37:01,131
- Good luck, man.
854
00:37:03,220 --> 00:37:05,483
- You may be an idiot,
but you are brave.
855
00:37:05,483 --> 00:37:10,445
- Guys, it's nothing. This
thing ain't got shit on me.
856
00:37:10,445 --> 00:37:11,576
Let's go! Oh!
857
00:37:12,838 --> 00:37:14,971
- Go get 'em, babe!
- Woo!
858
00:37:15,928 --> 00:37:17,713
[ominous music]
859
00:37:17,713 --> 00:37:19,062
- Okay.
860
00:37:19,062 --> 00:37:22,239
[crickets chirping]
861
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:23,153
Oh, fuck.
862
00:37:24,502 --> 00:37:26,243
Fuck, fuck.
- He's panicking.
863
00:37:26,243 --> 00:37:27,766
I can't.
- He's totally fine.
864
00:37:27,766 --> 00:37:29,072
Shut up.
- I can't fucking do this.
865
00:37:29,072 --> 00:37:30,508
- Go get 'em, baby!
- Woo!
866
00:37:30,508 --> 00:37:33,685
[group cheers over each other]
867
00:37:33,685 --> 00:37:34,947
- You're good, pal.
868
00:37:34,947 --> 00:37:36,209
- That's good.
869
00:37:37,646 --> 00:37:39,300
Fuck.
870
00:37:39,300 --> 00:37:41,998
- He can do it. He's
totally gonna get it.
871
00:37:41,998 --> 00:37:43,608
Move.
- Okay, sorry.
872
00:37:43,608 --> 00:37:45,654
[crickets chirping]
[suspenseful music]
873
00:37:45,654 --> 00:37:48,134
- [Sam] Okay. Here he
goes, here he goes.
874
00:37:48,134 --> 00:37:49,135
- [Hope] Okay.
875
00:37:49,135 --> 00:37:50,136
- Stay low! Stay low!
876
00:37:50,136 --> 00:37:51,355
- You got it. Stay low.
877
00:37:51,355 --> 00:37:52,965
- [Sam] Come on, buddy.
878
00:37:52,965 --> 00:37:54,532
- [Hope] Why is he
walking like that?
879
00:37:54,532 --> 00:37:57,013
- [Sarah] It's an
athletic stance.
880
00:37:58,231 --> 00:37:59,798
- Yay!
- Go get it, baby!
881
00:37:59,798 --> 00:38:01,060
- Woo!
- Yeah!
882
00:38:01,060 --> 00:38:02,410
- He's got this.
883
00:38:02,410 --> 00:38:03,976
- Yeah.
- Hurry up.
884
00:38:05,064 --> 00:38:09,721
[Chad yelps]
[tense music]
885
00:38:12,333 --> 00:38:13,246
- Hello?
886
00:38:14,117 --> 00:38:15,248
- Go, go, go!
887
00:38:15,248 --> 00:38:16,337
- Come on!
888
00:38:16,337 --> 00:38:17,773
Do something!
- Go!
889
00:38:18,687 --> 00:38:19,688
Come on!
890
00:38:19,688 --> 00:38:20,515
- Hello?
891
00:38:25,998 --> 00:38:27,260
- [Sarah] OMG.
892
00:38:28,392 --> 00:38:29,959
- Oh, fuck!
893
00:38:29,959 --> 00:38:31,526
Paisley!
- He put the katana down!
894
00:38:31,526 --> 00:38:33,049
- Where's the gator? Huh?
895
00:38:33,049 --> 00:38:34,790
- He's close.
896
00:38:34,790 --> 00:38:36,748
- Okay, okay, I got you.
897
00:38:36,748 --> 00:38:38,141
I'm gonna get us out of here,
okay? It's gonna be all good.
898
00:38:38,141 --> 00:38:39,925
Stay with me. Let's go.
899
00:38:39,925 --> 00:38:41,274
Go. You got it.
900
00:38:41,274 --> 00:38:42,537
- Oh, Paisley!
901
00:38:42,537 --> 00:38:44,060
- Oh my God!
- Paisley!
902
00:38:44,060 --> 00:38:45,322
- Paisley!
- I totally forgot about her.
903
00:38:45,322 --> 00:38:46,976
- [Chad] Walk with me now, okay?
904
00:38:46,976 --> 00:38:48,847
- [Hope] Oh, oh, shit.
905
00:38:48,847 --> 00:38:49,935
- [Chad] I got her!
906
00:38:49,935 --> 00:38:51,023
- Oh, put her back.
907
00:38:51,023 --> 00:38:51,720
Put her back.
- Ew.
908
00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:53,112
- Ew!
909
00:38:53,112 --> 00:38:54,505
[group screaming]
- Chad!
910
00:38:54,505 --> 00:38:55,463
- Oh my God.
- Gator, there it is!
911
00:38:55,463 --> 00:38:56,986
- Oh my God, the gator!
912
00:38:56,986 --> 00:38:58,291
[alligator growls]
[tense music]
913
00:38:58,291 --> 00:38:59,641
- Oh, fuck!
914
00:38:59,641 --> 00:39:01,077
[Paisley screams]
Fuck!
915
00:39:01,077 --> 00:39:02,861
- [Group] Oh my God.
916
00:39:02,861 --> 00:39:04,167
[alligator growls]
917
00:39:04,167 --> 00:39:05,255
- [Chad] Oh, shit!
918
00:39:05,255 --> 00:39:06,604
- [Sarah] Paisley!
919
00:39:06,604 --> 00:39:07,736
[alligator growls]
920
00:39:07,736 --> 00:39:08,911
- [Sam] Army crawl.
921
00:39:08,911 --> 00:39:10,913
Army crawl.
- You can do it!
922
00:39:10,913 --> 00:39:12,958
- Come back! Come back!
923
00:39:12,958 --> 00:39:14,569
- Oh, fuck!
- Oh my God!
924
00:39:14,569 --> 00:39:16,135
- [Chad] Stay away from us!
925
00:39:16,135 --> 00:39:17,006
- No!
- Chad!
926
00:39:17,006 --> 00:39:18,399
[Chad grunts]
927
00:39:18,399 --> 00:39:19,225
- Shit!
928
00:39:19,225 --> 00:39:20,575
- Oh, God.
929
00:39:20,575 --> 00:39:22,054
- I'm warning you.
930
00:39:22,054 --> 00:39:24,187
Back up, fucker! Whoa!
931
00:39:24,187 --> 00:39:25,406
- Yes!
- Nice, nice, nice.
932
00:39:25,406 --> 00:39:26,407
Come on.
933
00:39:26,407 --> 00:39:28,234
- Come on, motherfucker.
934
00:39:28,234 --> 00:39:29,453
I'm gonna make some fucking
boots out of your ass!
935
00:39:29,453 --> 00:39:30,454
Hi-yah!
936
00:39:30,454 --> 00:39:32,021
[Chad grunts]
937
00:39:32,021 --> 00:39:33,370
Who's your daddy? Huh?
938
00:39:33,370 --> 00:39:34,937
Say it. Fuck you!
939
00:39:34,937 --> 00:39:37,635
[Chad grunting]
940
00:39:39,811 --> 00:39:40,986
- Come on!
- Go, go!
941
00:39:40,986 --> 00:39:43,336
- You ain't got shit on me.
942
00:39:43,336 --> 00:39:44,425
Back, bitch!
943
00:39:45,208 --> 00:39:46,775
[Chad grunts]
944
00:39:46,775 --> 00:39:47,993
- Get him, baby!
- All right, good.
945
00:39:47,993 --> 00:39:49,604
- Yeah!
- Get him!
946
00:39:49,604 --> 00:39:50,387
- Okay, yes.
- There we go, there we go.
947
00:39:50,387 --> 00:39:52,389
[Chad grunting]
948
00:39:52,389 --> 00:39:54,217
- Oh!
- Oh, whoa, whoa.
949
00:39:54,217 --> 00:39:57,046
- Get back, bitch! Fucking
go back to your home!
950
00:39:57,046 --> 00:39:58,526
Fuck you!
951
00:39:58,526 --> 00:39:59,396
- Oh my God.
- Come on, come on.
952
00:39:59,396 --> 00:40:00,615
Get it!
953
00:40:00,615 --> 00:40:02,094
- Bitch!
954
00:40:02,094 --> 00:40:05,446
[mysterious music]
[Chad gasps]
955
00:40:05,446 --> 00:40:06,795
- What the?
956
00:40:06,795 --> 00:40:07,665
Whoa.
957
00:40:07,665 --> 00:40:09,580
[dramatic music]
958
00:40:09,580 --> 00:40:10,799
What the fuck?
959
00:40:13,062 --> 00:40:14,106
Bro!
960
00:40:14,106 --> 00:40:15,499
[alligator growls]
961
00:40:15,499 --> 00:40:16,674
Bro.
962
00:40:16,674 --> 00:40:19,416
[group screams]
963
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:24,247
[crickets chirping]
964
00:40:27,511 --> 00:40:30,209
[Sarah sobbing]
[solemn music]
965
00:40:30,209 --> 00:40:31,733
- He was so sweet.
966
00:40:33,691 --> 00:40:34,562
Why?
967
00:40:35,824 --> 00:40:38,217
Why is this happening to me?
968
00:40:41,830 --> 00:40:44,702
We were gonna get
married someday.
969
00:40:47,836 --> 00:40:48,793
- Uh, yeah.
970
00:40:51,361 --> 00:40:53,929
I'm really sorry, Sarah.
971
00:40:53,929 --> 00:40:55,800
- Yeah.
972
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,889
Yeah.
973
00:40:57,889 --> 00:40:59,761
What the fuck are we gonna do?
974
00:40:59,761 --> 00:41:01,589
- I don't know. That thing
didn't even look real.
975
00:41:01,589 --> 00:41:02,503
- Well, it is. You saw
what it just did to Chad.
976
00:41:02,503 --> 00:41:04,940
[Sarah sobs]
977
00:41:04,940 --> 00:41:06,071
Sorry, Sarah.
978
00:41:08,465 --> 00:41:10,293
How the fuck are we
gonna get outta here?
979
00:41:10,293 --> 00:41:11,120
- I don't know.
980
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:12,338
- Sam!
981
00:41:12,338 --> 00:41:13,426
- I'm thinking. I'm thinking.
982
00:41:15,864 --> 00:41:18,344
What if we, like, distracted
it with our food or something?
983
00:41:18,344 --> 00:41:20,172
- Do you think that
thing's gonna want
984
00:41:20,172 --> 00:41:22,305
Gwyneth Paltrow's vegan
tahini dip and some olives?
985
00:41:22,305 --> 00:41:23,524
- Yeah. Maybe.
986
00:41:25,177 --> 00:41:26,439
- Still alive.
987
00:41:29,442 --> 00:41:31,140
- What was that, Sarah?
988
00:41:32,837 --> 00:41:35,884
- Do you think he could
still be alive, like Paisley?
989
00:41:36,667 --> 00:41:37,538
- Who?
990
00:41:38,321 --> 00:41:39,235
- Chad!
991
00:41:40,192 --> 00:41:41,019
- Um.
992
00:41:41,019 --> 00:41:42,107
- Uh.
993
00:41:42,107 --> 00:41:43,500
- Maybe.
994
00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:45,763
- [Hope and Sam] Yeah, yeah.
995
00:41:45,763 --> 00:41:46,938
- Probably.
996
00:41:46,938 --> 00:41:47,983
- [Hope] It's looking good.
997
00:41:47,983 --> 00:41:49,288
- Mhm.
998
00:41:49,288 --> 00:41:52,335
There's a big chance.
999
00:41:52,335 --> 00:41:53,379
Yeah.
1000
00:41:53,379 --> 00:41:54,946
- [Hope] Yeah.
1001
00:41:54,946 --> 00:41:56,252
[knocking at door]
[ominous music]
1002
00:41:56,252 --> 00:41:57,427
- Chad! Chad!
1003
00:41:59,342 --> 00:42:00,909
[tense music]
[Sarah yelps]
1004
00:42:00,909 --> 00:42:01,779
- Paisley!
- Christ!
1005
00:42:01,779 --> 00:42:03,564
- Oh my God!
1006
00:42:03,564 --> 00:42:04,521
- Holy fuck. I completely
forgot about her.
1007
00:42:04,521 --> 00:42:06,044
- Help! It's so big!
1008
00:42:06,044 --> 00:42:08,046
[tense music]
[alligator growls]
1009
00:42:08,046 --> 00:42:10,440
- No, ew! Get off me!
1010
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:13,443
Get off me!
[Paisley screams]
1011
00:42:13,443 --> 00:42:14,618
Get off me!
1012
00:42:14,618 --> 00:42:18,622
[Sarah and Paisley screaming]
1013
00:42:18,622 --> 00:42:21,756
[ominous music]
1014
00:42:21,756 --> 00:42:23,061
- What are you doing?
1015
00:42:23,061 --> 00:42:24,106
- It's okay.
1016
00:42:29,590 --> 00:42:32,375
[foreboding music]
1017
00:42:32,375 --> 00:42:33,376
- Do you see it?
1018
00:42:33,376 --> 00:42:35,160
[Sam sighs]
1019
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:36,292
- Oh, no, no.
1020
00:42:39,469 --> 00:42:41,645
Wait, look, look,
look. Look, over there.
1021
00:42:41,645 --> 00:42:43,125
- [Sarah] No, no, no.
1022
00:42:43,125 --> 00:42:44,300
[Sarah whimpers]
1023
00:42:44,300 --> 00:42:45,301
- By the basketball hoop.
1024
00:42:45,301 --> 00:42:46,868
- Oh, God. Oh, God.
1025
00:42:46,868 --> 00:42:51,655
[Sarah panting]
[foreboding music]
1026
00:42:53,048 --> 00:42:54,658
- Oh my God.
1027
00:42:54,658 --> 00:42:58,531
[ominous music]
[alligator growling]
1028
00:42:58,531 --> 00:43:01,491
[Paisley coughing]
1029
00:43:01,491 --> 00:43:04,189
[Sarah panting]
1030
00:43:05,756 --> 00:43:06,931
- Oh, God. Oh, God.
1031
00:43:06,931 --> 00:43:08,977
It's gonna fucking eat her!
1032
00:43:08,977 --> 00:43:11,632
- Okay. We need to distract it.
1033
00:43:13,329 --> 00:43:15,418
- It's been kind of
nice, just the two of us.
1034
00:43:15,418 --> 00:43:18,377
I mean, what do we do?
1035
00:43:18,377 --> 00:43:19,944
- The food. The food.
1036
00:43:19,944 --> 00:43:22,338
We can distract
it with the food.
1037
00:43:22,338 --> 00:43:23,861
The, the, the-
1038
00:43:23,861 --> 00:43:25,384
- The dip, the dip!
- The dip shit
1039
00:43:25,384 --> 00:43:27,125
that she likes to
eat, that disgusting
1040
00:43:27,125 --> 00:43:28,257
Gwyneth Paltrow.
- Get it, get it, get it!
1041
00:43:28,257 --> 00:43:30,172
- [Hope] LA shit she likes.
1042
00:43:30,172 --> 00:43:31,782
Where the hell would you
keep something like that?
1043
00:43:31,782 --> 00:43:32,957
Oh, the fridge!
1044
00:43:32,957 --> 00:43:34,306
- Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!
1045
00:43:35,873 --> 00:43:37,266
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
1046
00:43:37,266 --> 00:43:38,441
- Okay, okay, okay.
1047
00:43:38,441 --> 00:43:39,137
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
1048
00:43:39,137 --> 00:43:40,356
- What?
1049
00:43:40,356 --> 00:43:41,574
- Are you sure?
1050
00:43:41,574 --> 00:43:43,446
- Yes. We have to try something.
1051
00:43:43,446 --> 00:43:44,447
Okay?
1052
00:43:44,447 --> 00:43:45,448
- Okay, okay, okay.
1053
00:43:45,448 --> 00:43:46,144
- Don't be a baby.
1054
00:43:46,144 --> 00:43:47,450
Okay.
1055
00:43:47,450 --> 00:43:49,017
Here we go.
1056
00:43:49,017 --> 00:43:51,280
[tense music]
1057
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,499
Hey, asshole! Come get it!
1058
00:43:56,372 --> 00:43:59,331
[alligator growls]
1059
00:44:00,681 --> 00:44:01,594
Oh! Okay!
1060
00:44:04,075 --> 00:44:06,774
[ominous music]
1061
00:44:11,082 --> 00:44:13,694
[hoop rattles]
1062
00:44:18,350 --> 00:44:20,396
- Oh my God, Pearce! Ew!
1063
00:44:20,396 --> 00:44:22,659
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!
1064
00:44:22,659 --> 00:44:25,401
[tense music]
1065
00:44:25,401 --> 00:44:28,186
[ominous music]
1066
00:44:28,186 --> 00:44:31,755
- Huh, shit. Gators
like tahini dip.
1067
00:44:31,755 --> 00:44:32,974
- [Hope] Oh, thank God.
1068
00:44:32,974 --> 00:44:34,889
- Come on, come on, come on.
1069
00:44:34,889 --> 00:44:37,282
- [Sarah] Oh, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit!
1070
00:44:37,282 --> 00:44:38,457
- Yeah!
- Come on, come on!
1071
00:44:38,457 --> 00:44:39,807
Get in there! Get in the car!
1072
00:44:39,807 --> 00:44:41,330
[Sarah screams]
1073
00:44:41,330 --> 00:44:42,505
- úShit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit,
1074
00:44:42,505 --> 00:44:44,246
shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
1075
00:44:44,246 --> 00:44:45,682
Oh my God. Oh my God.
1076
00:44:45,682 --> 00:44:46,770
- Oh, she made it!
1077
00:44:46,770 --> 00:44:48,424
- Yes!
- She made it!
1078
00:44:48,424 --> 00:44:49,468
- Okay!
1079
00:44:49,468 --> 00:44:52,471
[suspenseful music]
1080
00:44:54,517 --> 00:44:56,606
- I think I insulted
it with the dip.
1081
00:44:56,606 --> 00:44:57,694
- Oh my God.
1082
00:45:01,916 --> 00:45:03,526
Oh my God. The keys.
1083
00:45:03,526 --> 00:45:06,181
[ominous music]
1084
00:45:06,181 --> 00:45:07,443
- Oh. Oh, shit.
1085
00:45:07,443 --> 00:45:08,357
- [Sam] Uh.
1086
00:45:08,357 --> 00:45:09,880
- Oh my God.
1087
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:10,838
[Sarah yelps]
[alligator growls]
1088
00:45:10,838 --> 00:45:12,535
Shit. Oh my God, shit.
1089
00:45:12,535 --> 00:45:14,058
Please don't kill me, Mr. Gator.
1090
00:45:14,058 --> 00:45:17,105
I promise I'll return
my gator handbag.
1091
00:45:17,105 --> 00:45:19,803
[Sarah gasping]
1092
00:45:20,586 --> 00:45:21,849
Okay, Sarah.
1093
00:45:21,849 --> 00:45:24,677
You can do this.
You can do this.
1094
00:45:24,677 --> 00:45:29,726
[Sarah panting]
[foreboding music]
1095
00:45:35,601 --> 00:45:38,343
[alligator growls]
1096
00:45:38,343 --> 00:45:43,261
[Sarah panting]
[foreboding music continues]
1097
00:45:43,261 --> 00:45:44,567
[alligator growls]
[tense music]
1098
00:45:44,567 --> 00:45:47,396
[Sarah screaming]
1099
00:45:47,396 --> 00:45:48,266
- Oh, God!
1100
00:45:49,615 --> 00:45:50,747
Help me move the couch.
1101
00:45:50,747 --> 00:45:52,401
- Okay. Okay. Okay.
1102
00:45:53,228 --> 00:45:54,185
- Okay.
1103
00:45:54,185 --> 00:45:55,708
[Sam grunts]
1104
00:45:55,708 --> 00:45:56,535
You got it?
1105
00:45:56,535 --> 00:45:58,450
- [Hope] Yeah.
1106
00:45:58,450 --> 00:46:00,670
- Okay, okay. Now pull it.
1107
00:46:05,414 --> 00:46:06,415
Okay. Okay.
1108
00:46:14,597 --> 00:46:16,512
Is it bizarrely quiet?
1109
00:46:19,297 --> 00:46:22,257
- Why isn't it trying to get in?
1110
00:46:22,257 --> 00:46:24,041
- Maybe the dip killed it.
1111
00:46:24,041 --> 00:46:26,783
- I can't fucking believe
this is happening.
1112
00:46:26,783 --> 00:46:28,785
- Better them than us, right?
1113
00:46:28,785 --> 00:46:30,091
- Yeah.
1114
00:46:30,091 --> 00:46:31,570
- Right?
1115
00:46:31,570 --> 00:46:32,397
- Are you kidding me?
1116
00:46:32,397 --> 00:46:33,268
- Shit, shit.
1117
00:46:34,269 --> 00:46:37,315
[crickets chirping]
1118
00:46:40,971 --> 00:46:45,976
[ominous music]
[alligator growls]
1119
00:46:47,456 --> 00:46:50,981
- I didn't even wanna
fucking be here, okay?
1120
00:46:50,981 --> 00:46:52,591
My mom guilt tripped
me into coming
1121
00:46:52,591 --> 00:46:54,506
so I could get to
know Chad better.
1122
00:46:55,943 --> 00:46:57,988
Why did I listen?
I could be home.
1123
00:46:59,381 --> 00:47:02,166
Instead, I am in the
fucking redneck riviera,
1124
00:47:02,166 --> 00:47:04,647
hiding from a man-eating gator!
1125
00:47:04,647 --> 00:47:07,389
- I didn't even want
to be here either.
1126
00:47:07,389 --> 00:47:08,999
- At least they're your friends.
1127
00:47:10,261 --> 00:47:11,132
Well, they were.
1128
00:47:12,481 --> 00:47:13,786
- I mean, not really.
1129
00:47:15,092 --> 00:47:16,964
Those guys are fucking assholes.
1130
00:47:16,964 --> 00:47:20,402
I don't even like them, and
they sound dumb as shit.
1131
00:47:20,402 --> 00:47:21,969
- So why did you come?
1132
00:47:23,231 --> 00:47:24,101
- I, uh...
1133
00:47:25,973 --> 00:47:27,235
I heard you were coming.
1134
00:47:29,802 --> 00:47:31,587
- But you didn't even know me.
1135
00:47:33,067 --> 00:47:35,808
- Chad kinda showed
me a picture of you,
1136
00:47:35,808 --> 00:47:39,377
and I may have stalked
your Instagram.
1137
00:47:40,726 --> 00:47:41,640
- You did?
1138
00:47:42,598 --> 00:47:43,512
- Yeah.
1139
00:47:45,340 --> 00:47:47,168
I don't even know why I'm
admitting this right now.
1140
00:47:47,168 --> 00:47:49,648
It's probably 'cause we're both
gonna die tonight, but yeah.
1141
00:47:52,956 --> 00:47:54,218
- That's kind of creepy.
1142
00:47:56,786 --> 00:47:58,092
- Sorry.
1143
00:47:58,092 --> 00:47:59,223
- But cute.
1144
00:48:00,181 --> 00:48:02,835
[gentle music]
1145
00:48:29,645 --> 00:48:34,693
[alligator growls]
[Sam gasps]
1146
00:48:35,390 --> 00:48:36,130
- Oh, God.
1147
00:48:39,524 --> 00:48:42,571
[crickets chirping]
1148
00:48:53,364 --> 00:48:56,324
[foreboding music]
1149
00:49:00,589 --> 00:49:03,374
[birds chirping]
1150
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:22,045
[ominous music]
[alligator growls]
1151
00:49:37,321 --> 00:49:39,976
[gentle music]
1152
00:49:47,549 --> 00:49:52,119
[Sam gasps]
[mysterious music]
1153
00:49:52,119 --> 00:49:53,294
Hey. Wake up.
1154
00:49:53,294 --> 00:49:54,295
- What, what, what, what, what?
1155
00:49:54,295 --> 00:49:55,600
- We fell asleep.
1156
00:49:56,819 --> 00:49:57,907
- Shit.
1157
00:49:57,907 --> 00:49:59,474
- [Sam] Yeah.
1158
00:49:59,474 --> 00:50:00,953
- I was hoping this was
all just a nightmare.
1159
00:50:00,953 --> 00:50:03,217
- Yeah, me too.
1160
00:50:03,217 --> 00:50:06,785
- How long were we out?
1161
00:50:06,785 --> 00:50:08,483
- A few hours or so.
1162
00:50:10,528 --> 00:50:13,314
- Do you think it's
still out there?
1163
00:50:13,314 --> 00:50:16,926
I mean, maybe it gave
up and it went away.
1164
00:50:16,926 --> 00:50:17,840
- Maybe.
1165
00:50:19,581 --> 00:50:22,279
[playful music]
1166
00:50:28,633 --> 00:50:31,114
- Oh. I'll go check.
1167
00:50:31,114 --> 00:50:32,072
- Yeah. Thank you.
1168
00:50:34,378 --> 00:50:37,338
[foreboding music]
1169
00:50:39,209 --> 00:50:40,776
- Okay.
1170
00:50:40,776 --> 00:50:41,690
It's fine.
1171
00:50:42,778 --> 00:50:45,346
[tense music]
[Sam gasps]
1172
00:50:45,346 --> 00:50:46,260
- What?
1173
00:50:46,260 --> 00:50:48,044
[Sam screams]
1174
00:50:48,044 --> 00:50:49,611
- [Sam] Holy shit!
1175
00:50:52,092 --> 00:50:53,963
- So?
1176
00:50:53,963 --> 00:50:54,746
- Yeah, so it was just
right outside the window,
1177
00:50:54,746 --> 00:50:55,617
waiting for us.
1178
00:50:55,617 --> 00:50:56,487
- Fuck!
1179
00:50:56,487 --> 00:50:57,662
- [Sam] Yeah.
1180
00:50:57,662 --> 00:50:59,229
- And Sarah, I mean, is she-
1181
00:50:59,229 --> 00:51:01,275
- Dead, arm severed,
keys in her hand.
1182
00:51:01,275 --> 00:51:02,580
I think we're fucked.
1183
00:51:02,580 --> 00:51:04,495
- Well, what is it doing?
1184
00:51:04,495 --> 00:51:06,062
- Oh, you know, it's like
regular alligator stuff,
1185
00:51:06,062 --> 00:51:07,629
just floating through the air,
1186
00:51:07,629 --> 00:51:09,152
circling the corpse
of our best friend.
1187
00:51:09,152 --> 00:51:10,675
- Did you see anyone
else out there?
1188
00:51:10,675 --> 00:51:13,330
- No, no. I'm pretty
sure it ate them all.
1189
00:51:13,330 --> 00:51:14,157
- Fuck!
1190
00:51:14,157 --> 00:51:19,206
- Yeah.
1191
00:51:19,902 --> 00:51:20,555
- The keys.
1192
00:51:20,555 --> 00:51:22,470
- What?
1193
00:51:22,470 --> 00:51:24,559
- The keys. You said the keys
are still in Sarah's hand.
1194
00:51:24,559 --> 00:51:26,517
- Yeah. Her bloody,
disgusting, severed hand.
1195
00:51:26,517 --> 00:51:29,520
- Okay, okay, so then
what if we distract it?
1196
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:31,000
- We give it her other hand!
1197
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:31,914
- No.
1198
00:51:33,611 --> 00:51:35,483
We lead it outside and
then we make a break for it
1199
00:51:35,483 --> 00:51:37,485
and we grab the keys and we
just get the fuck out of here.
1200
00:51:37,485 --> 00:51:39,008
- No, no, no, no,
no. That didn't work.
1201
00:51:39,008 --> 00:51:40,531
We already tried that.
1202
00:51:40,531 --> 00:51:42,142
Remember, with the
vegan Goop tahini dip?
1203
00:51:42,142 --> 00:51:43,273
He doesn't want that.
He's too smart for it.
1204
00:51:43,273 --> 00:51:45,145
He wants us. He wants meat.
1205
00:51:45,145 --> 00:51:46,711
- Okay, well, we have
to try something,
1206
00:51:46,711 --> 00:51:48,757
or else we're gonna
end up like them.
1207
00:51:48,757 --> 00:51:50,976
- I like my hands.
I want two hands.
1208
00:51:50,976 --> 00:51:53,153
- I know, so I
need you to think.
1209
00:51:53,153 --> 00:51:54,415
- The Bluetooth speaker!
1210
00:51:54,415 --> 00:51:55,416
- What?
1211
00:51:55,416 --> 00:51:56,243
- Get the speaker.
1212
00:51:56,243 --> 00:51:57,244
- [Hope] Okay.
1213
00:51:57,244 --> 00:51:59,376
- What if we somehow
1214
00:51:59,376 --> 00:52:01,204
connect our phone and
play some loud-ass song
1215
00:52:01,204 --> 00:52:02,553
and we throw it out this door?
1216
00:52:02,553 --> 00:52:04,468
The gator thinks it's us.
1217
00:52:04,468 --> 00:52:05,991
Distracts it long enough
for us to get to the car.
1218
00:52:05,991 --> 00:52:07,210
- Holy shit. That
might actually work.
1219
00:52:07,210 --> 00:52:08,820
You're a genius. I love you.
1220
00:52:08,820 --> 00:52:11,345
Okay, okay, okay. God,
these fucking things.
1221
00:52:13,085 --> 00:52:16,132
- [Speaker] Connecting to
King Chad the Sex God iPhone.
1222
00:52:16,132 --> 00:52:17,699
- It's still connected
to his phone!
1223
00:52:17,699 --> 00:52:18,700
- Hurry up!
1224
00:52:18,700 --> 00:52:20,571
- Okay, okay, okay.
1225
00:52:20,571 --> 00:52:23,052
- [Speaker] Disconnecting
King Chad the Sex God iPhone.
1226
00:52:23,052 --> 00:52:24,227
- Oh, yeah, nice.
1227
00:52:24,227 --> 00:52:27,404
[suspenseful music]
1228
00:52:27,404 --> 00:52:28,579
- Hurry!
1229
00:52:28,579 --> 00:52:30,059
- [Hope] Okay, okay, okay.
1230
00:52:30,059 --> 00:52:32,017
- [Speaker] Connecting
to Hope iPhone.
1231
00:52:32,017 --> 00:52:33,018
- Oh, oh, oh.
1232
00:52:33,018 --> 00:52:34,237
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
1233
00:52:34,237 --> 00:52:35,804
Are you ready? Are you ready?
1234
00:52:35,804 --> 00:52:37,371
- No, no, no. Get
it, get it, get it.
1235
00:52:37,371 --> 00:52:38,502
- Okay, okay, okay.
Shit, the speaker.
1236
00:52:38,502 --> 00:52:39,329
I got it, I got it, I got it.
1237
00:52:39,329 --> 00:52:40,504
Are you ready?
1238
00:52:40,504 --> 00:52:41,984
- [Sam] Yeah. Okay, okay, okay.
1239
00:52:41,984 --> 00:52:43,551
- Wait.
1240
00:52:43,551 --> 00:52:45,988
[tender music]
1241
00:52:45,988 --> 00:52:47,511
- What was that for?
1242
00:52:47,511 --> 00:52:50,079
- That's in case
you get eaten alive.
1243
00:52:51,515 --> 00:52:53,474
Oh!
1244
00:52:53,474 --> 00:52:55,650
- That's for good luck. I've
never kissed anyone before.
1245
00:52:55,650 --> 00:52:56,564
- Oh!
1246
00:52:57,565 --> 00:52:58,479
Oh. Okay.
1247
00:52:58,479 --> 00:52:59,306
- Let's do it.
1248
00:52:59,306 --> 00:53:00,220
- Right!
1249
00:53:01,264 --> 00:53:03,484
Hey, asshole, come get it!
1250
00:53:03,484 --> 00:53:05,355
[lively music]
♪ Come on
1251
00:53:05,355 --> 00:53:06,922
♪ Seems to me some things
I've seen about the scenery ♪
1252
00:53:06,922 --> 00:53:08,184
♪ I can't believe
1253
00:53:08,184 --> 00:53:09,359
- Go, go, go!
- Okay, okay!
1254
00:53:09,359 --> 00:53:10,969
[Sam and Hope shout]
1255
00:53:10,969 --> 00:53:12,928
[vocalist indistinctly rapping]
1256
00:53:12,928 --> 00:53:15,147
♪ Too bad you too mad
'cause you trash ♪
1257
00:53:15,147 --> 00:53:17,846
♪ Two Mexicans sneaking
through the border ♪
1258
00:53:17,846 --> 00:53:21,197
♪ She rep me like she
looking for more ♪
1259
00:53:21,197 --> 00:53:23,504
♪ Gatekeeper gotta go
harder, I'm too hot ♪
1260
00:53:23,504 --> 00:53:27,551
[tense music]
[alligator growls]
1261
00:53:27,551 --> 00:53:30,424
- Get the keys! Get the keys!
1262
00:53:30,424 --> 00:53:31,425
- Sarah!
1263
00:53:31,425 --> 00:53:34,036
[foreboding music]
1264
00:53:34,036 --> 00:53:35,124
[Sam whimpers]
1265
00:53:35,124 --> 00:53:36,604
- I'm sorry, Sarah!
1266
00:53:36,604 --> 00:53:38,127
Okay, okay, okay.
1267
00:53:38,127 --> 00:53:39,563
- [Sam] Hurry! Hurry!
1268
00:53:39,563 --> 00:53:41,130
- [Hope] Oh my God. Oh my God.
1269
00:53:41,130 --> 00:53:42,610
- Hurry, throw me the
keys! Throw me the keys!
1270
00:53:42,610 --> 00:53:44,176
- [Hope] Her fingers
are still clutching it.
1271
00:53:44,176 --> 00:53:45,700
- Just throw me the arm!
It's a push to start!
1272
00:53:45,700 --> 00:53:48,006
- Okay, okay, okay,
okay. Okay, ready?
1273
00:53:48,006 --> 00:53:49,181
Here we go. Are you ready?
1274
00:53:49,181 --> 00:53:50,661
Are you ready? Here we go.
1275
00:53:50,661 --> 00:53:52,141
Oh my God.
1276
00:53:52,141 --> 00:53:53,621
[Hope cheers]
[Sam groans]
1277
00:53:53,621 --> 00:53:55,231
Oh my God. Oh my God.
1278
00:53:55,231 --> 00:53:58,016
[Sam groans]
[tense music]
1279
00:53:58,016 --> 00:53:59,017
Oh, oh, oh.
1280
00:54:02,151 --> 00:54:07,199
[footsteps echoing]
[ominous music]
1281
00:54:14,859 --> 00:54:17,906
[footsteps booming]
1282
00:54:22,476 --> 00:54:27,481
[dramatic music]
[alligator growling]
1283
00:54:29,265 --> 00:54:31,354
- Holy fucking shit.
1284
00:54:31,354 --> 00:54:34,444
- Sam, get us the
fuck out of here now!
1285
00:54:34,444 --> 00:54:37,752
[Sam gasps]
[tense music]
1286
00:54:37,752 --> 00:54:40,058
[alligator growls]
1287
00:54:40,058 --> 00:54:45,107
[Hope screams]
[tense music]
1288
00:54:48,632 --> 00:54:52,375
- [Speaker] Battery at
3%. Reducing volume.
1289
00:54:52,375 --> 00:54:55,726
[tense music continues]
1290
00:55:00,688 --> 00:55:02,777
- Wait. He stopped.
1291
00:55:02,777 --> 00:55:03,647
He's giving up.
1292
00:55:03,647 --> 00:55:04,474
- What?
1293
00:55:04,474 --> 00:55:06,041
- Look!
1294
00:55:06,041 --> 00:55:08,348
- [Speaker] Battery
at 1%. Powering down.
1295
00:55:09,827 --> 00:55:11,916
- What the hell am
I even looking at?
1296
00:55:15,311 --> 00:55:17,313
- It shrunk. Oh my God.
1297
00:55:19,750 --> 00:55:20,751
[Sam chuckles]
1298
00:55:20,751 --> 00:55:21,970
- I can't believe it!
1299
00:55:21,970 --> 00:55:23,188
- How is that even possible?
1300
00:55:23,188 --> 00:55:24,364
- Who cares? We did it.
1301
00:55:24,364 --> 00:55:25,365
We really fucking did it!
1302
00:55:25,365 --> 00:55:26,540
[Sam and Hope chuckle]
1303
00:55:26,540 --> 00:55:27,410
- Mwah.
1304
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:30,108
- What was that one for?
1305
00:55:30,108 --> 00:55:32,894
- That's a taste of
what's gonna happen later.
1306
00:55:32,894 --> 00:55:34,156
- [Sam] I like
the sound of that.
1307
00:55:34,156 --> 00:55:35,766
- [Hope] Yeah! Woo!
1308
00:55:37,986 --> 00:55:40,684
[playful music]
1309
00:55:46,603 --> 00:55:47,996
[peaceful music]
Sam?
1310
00:55:47,996 --> 00:55:49,214
- [Sam] Yeah?
1311
00:55:49,214 --> 00:55:50,781
- [Hope] That's not my hand.
1312
00:55:50,781 --> 00:55:52,522
- [Sam] Oh, fuck!
1313
00:55:52,522 --> 00:55:55,482
[foreboding music]
1314
00:55:56,874 --> 00:55:59,834
[alligator growls]
1315
00:56:01,357 --> 00:56:03,925
[tense music]
1316
00:56:45,270 --> 00:56:48,665
[tense music continues]
1317
00:57:30,359 --> 00:57:33,710
[tense music continues]
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