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Out of the way, it is great.
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Fantastic.
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Oh, true.
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Unbelievable.
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Unbelievable.
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Excuse me.
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My gun wasn't from you.
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How do you know that was yours?
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Five.
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Five seats in.
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Five's my lucky number.
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Are you American?
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I was for the time.
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One of no fields.
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Five bucks for a hand job.
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Could we be a little less public?
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50 bucks, one hour.
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Make it a little less.
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Okay, 35.
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Good.
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And 10 for the room.
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And five for the soap and towel.
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Well, that's $50.
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Take it or leave it.
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Deal.
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I'll meet you outside in 10 minutes.
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10 minutes?
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Mm-hmm, 10 minutes.
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I have to meet Napoleon.
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Napoleon.
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Napoleon.
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Hi, you're right on time.
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You should return every penny you've made since you started in this
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Or give a rebate like the car companies.
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I do my job.
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You do.
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My dear, you are the absolute nader of passion.
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The most unexciting thing God has ever created.
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A sexual civil service worker.
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Nobody needs to read my last book more or deserves to be in my next book
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less than you.
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What book is that?
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The Anals of Passion.
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I'll send you a copy.
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You don't know my address.
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I'll send it to the seat in the movie theater.
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Oh, Seymour.
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She's only trying to get ahead in the world.
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Does your book really work?
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You maybe need some help.
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Seymour, help her.
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Well, I could if anybody could.
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I could make her the Golden Rod Girl.
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The Golden Rod Girl? Seymour, you got too far.
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No, I could do it.
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The love lessons could do it.
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Do what?
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Make you Lawrence Layman's old lady at the next party he throws.
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Who's Lawrence Layman?
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Oh, you're off to a good start, Seymour.
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I could do it.
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Bet you.
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My soul, Dr. Love, and my commitment to publish the result.
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You're on.
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You want a job?
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There's something about you that's not quite right.
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I don't know.
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See you in the movies.
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I'll set up some popcorn.
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I got you all to myself, old one-hound baby.
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Hey!
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Hey, wait for me!
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Good night.
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I've changed my mind.
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I'll go with you.
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OK.
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What's your name?
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Misty Beethoven.
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Is that the real name?
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No, it's not.
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I think it's a sound more important.
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What was it before?
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The Laura's Beethoven.
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I sure get it.
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Well, I hope you like flying.
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Now, who gets the vodka?
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I do.
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And the Bloody Mary?
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Right.
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It'll be strange to be back in the States.
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First trip?
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Excuse me.
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Do you think the pilot would give me some head?
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I don't know.
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I'll ask him as soon as we're through with the dinner servers.
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Thank you.
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Well, you're going to learn a lot from this trip.
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Now, the Golden Rod Girl is the invention of Lawrence Layman.
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Unlike some titles like "Conservier" or "Ballbreaker of the Century,"
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the Golden Rod Girl is chosen informally and spontaneously.
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Sometime during the next three or four months,
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the period will begin where he's going to want to make
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some kind of a splash.
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So he'll announce the most exciting new girl of the season,
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usually a jet setter, sometimes an addict.
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One spat a politician's daughter.
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But that's very rigged.
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I think that the time is right for a complete unknown.
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That's me, huh?
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It will be you.
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Let's get you undressed.
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No, no, no.
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You don't do it yourself.
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You don't know how for one thing.
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And for another thing, when a man undresses a woman,
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he gets a certain amount of pleasure from that.
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Or if she undresses solely for him,
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he gets a certain amount of pleasure from that also.
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Misty, it is your job to learn to develop in yourself
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the instinct to convert a trivial act, a mundane routine,
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a daily chore into something stimulating, creative,
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and above all, communicative.
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I think men stink.
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Well, they think you stink.
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In fact, it's one of the most perfectly balanced equations
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Whenever you see that, it's a triumph.
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You say to yourself, look, I made that.
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It comes at my request.
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It's my pride.
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And sometimes a woman has to swallow her pride.
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Can you make a man come when you want?
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I think so.
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Well, you're going to make three men come simultaneously.
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Ooh.
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Wow.
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Why?
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It'll give you confidence.
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The ironic impulse is like rain.
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And as it seeps down the water table of sexual custom,
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it becomes less intoxicating and less potent.
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It seeps down social class by social class, floor by floor,
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step by step, until it reaches the basement.
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Fuck you.
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No.
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Fuck them.
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Misty, never forget the cardinal.
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As Hyman Mandel once said,
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stop you from doing it right."
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Who is Hyman Mandel?
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I don't know.
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I read that on the men's room wall at the New York Athletic Club.
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Misty, now remember, most women stop sucking
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That, however, is when the real woman just begins to suck.
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And one and two and in and out.
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When do we show her?
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Soon, but not too soon.
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Remember, the plays, the thing, were in the catch,
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the hard-on of the king.
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Lawrence Layman.
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The man who gave the world the magazine Goldenrod,
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right where it deserves.
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You know you're selfish.
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You know you're self-obsessed.
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You know you're an egomaniac.
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You know your magazine stinks.
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You know you're not as bright as everyone thinks you are.
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You know you're not so talented.
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You know you have a gray hair.
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A gray hair?
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What the fuck are you talking about?
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I got a gray hair where?
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You know she did OK.
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What's the artful dodge you're thinking of now?
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Get to the battle early.
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Nelson said that.
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Lord Nelson?
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No, Nelson Eddy in Nortie Marietta.
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Why get to the battle early?
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So you can leave early.
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How do I know?
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Let's go to Rome.
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I can stay at my place.
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Oh, I can confirm your return on that date.
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That's wonderful.
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The destination is New York, and that's first class?
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Right.
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Which part of first class?
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Sex or non-sex?
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Sex.
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First class, sex, non-smoking or first class sex smoking?
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First class, sex, non-smoking.
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First class, sex, non-smoking, adult film
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or first class sex, non-smoking family film?
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Or first class sex, non-smoking adult film.
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First class, sex, non-smoking, adult film,
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vegetarian kosher or regular meals?
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Regular meals.
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Are you a fucker or mostly interested in a little head?
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Just a little head.
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Very good.
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That's three seats, Cascade Flight 111, destination New York.
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First class, sex, non-smoking, adult film,
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no special meals, interested in a little head
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and a lot of pleasure.
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Happy landing.
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Bye.
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OK, let's see.
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We had one dinner, a brandy, two blowjobs,
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and a head set, right?
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Excuse me, but I had one blowjob
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and I haven't gotten my brandy yet.
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Oh, OK.
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Look, you've charged him here for two blowjobs and a brandy.
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Now, he's only had one blowjob
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and he hasn't gotten his brandy.
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Oh, excuse me, just let me get rid of these things, OK?
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OK.
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Uh, madam?
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Excuse me.
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Uh, madam?
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Madam?
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Madam?
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Yes.
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Are you holding a first class ticket?
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No, as a matter of fact, I'm not.
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I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to return to the coach section.
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Could you wait one minute, please?
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Passengers holding coach tickets are permitted in the first class cabin,
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only before takeoff and after landing.
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Rules are rules, pilots' wife or no pilots' wife.
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Where are we staying?
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Geraldine's little shack in the country.
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What's the biggest difference between New York and Rome?
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There aren't as many Italians in Rome.
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Hey, I like what you've done.
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It's home.
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Seymour, when do you want the car?
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Uh, six o'clock tomorrow.
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Uh, Misty?
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Misty, in order to be something sexually,
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it is absolutely necessary to begin by being nothing sexually.
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Like my Napoleon?
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We're not even going to talk about that.
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Now, the important thing is that you learn to concentrate on what you're
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doing.
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That's why tomorrow night, I don't want you to say a word.
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Is that important?
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Misty, do you know why people have unsatisfactory sexual relations?
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No.
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Because they talk too much.
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And they say the wrong thing.
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They turn somebody on and then immediately they turn them off.
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We don't want to make that mistake with you.
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So tomorrow night, I don't want you to open your mouth.
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You don't?
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Well, you know what I mean.
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Tomorrow night, you're going out to the ballet
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with some delightful people.
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You know how I hate being late anywhere.
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Oh, please.
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You could have gotten home 30 minutes sooner.
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You didn't have to putz around that way.
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- Hi. - Hi.
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Hi, how are you?
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I should have picked him up by now.
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Nice meeting you.
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That'll do.
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Don't talk with your mouth full.
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They should be at the opera house.
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Now Alfredo Spantini is a man who, when he wants to get off,
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wants to get off right away.
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No matter where he happens to be.
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But he has a special problem.
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He has difficulty sustaining his excitement.
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And right now, they should be in the toilet.
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Blast off.
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I haven't ever seen anything so shocking in all my life.
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Don't you young people have any respect for others anymore?
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I little would have done such a thing when I was your age.
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I would have had more consideration for other people.
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If he couldn't control himself, I would have sucked him off
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in the telephone booth.
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Did you hear what happened at the ballet in Rome
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there the night?
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No, what happened?
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This girl did a number with Alfredo Spantini in the toilet.
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Oh, you don't say.
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Everybody in Rome is talking about it.
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Oh, you know how they exactly--
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Quite shocking.
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Right here, she swings both the wings.
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You know what?
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My wife fucked the maid for years.
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It never affected our relationship with her lover.
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Who is she?
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I think she's new.
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Her name is--
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Misty Beethoven.
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So long.
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Have you ever heard of a girl named Misty Beethoven?
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No.
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Why?
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Zaviera Bernstein said that she freaked everyone
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at the Fireburden Rome on the night.
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Yeah?
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Yes, matinee and evening performances.
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So who the fuck is she?
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Misty Beethoven is getting her name in the paper.
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They're talking about Misty Beethoven.
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They're talking about Misty Beethoven.
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It says here that Misty Beethoven is the perfect example
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of an over-sexed Capricorn.
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Misty Beethoven.
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Yes, the new Count on the scene.
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Let me run down on her.
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Hey, did you hear Misty Beethoven was born
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on the international date line,
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and only three astrologers in the world can do it, Charles?
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And she has a composure to be sexually satisfied
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wherever she happens to be.
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She must be a Scorpio, Scorpio.
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And Scorpio is usually a Frigid.
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It says here that Misty Beethoven
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is a perfect example of an Aquarius.
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Aquarius?
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Aquarians take it in the ass, don't they?
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Of course they do, you romantic fool.
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Of course they do.
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So what did you find out about her?
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Well, Sandra Bromowitz thinks she may be from Belgium.
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[music playing]
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[music playing]
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[music playing]
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[music playing]
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[music playing]
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[music playing]
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[music playing]
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[music playing]
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[music playing]
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[music playing]
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[music playing]
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[music playing]
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[music playing]
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[music playing]
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[music playing]
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[music playing]
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[music playing]
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I'll never get this.
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[music playing]
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[music playing]
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Who on earth is she?
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I don't know. I've heard...
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that her mother's Hungarian.
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Hungarian? It's getting better.
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I think she's ready.
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To venture out into the world and simultaneously at the very same moment
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without her fingers leaving her hands,
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both scheme and fuck at the same time.
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It's stupendous, Dr. Le. Want a pat?
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You're up.
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Who's she going to ball?
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She's going to ball an impotent man.
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I'm leaving.
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She's not up to that.
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Maybe not, but that's hope she's down to it.
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I know I'll blow it.
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Well said, my dear.
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But don't worry. It may look like we're rushing things a bit.
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But the fact is, if you're going to walk and talk at the same time,
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it's necessary that we find somebody that, if you do fall in your ass,
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it won't make any difference.
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Sounds like my first husband.
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The target is in Europe at the moment.
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Who is it?
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Yes.
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I'm the retractor for an infid fan.
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Very strange square.
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I haven't even visited the closet yet. Have you got it?
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Not a suspicion.
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I'll give you one more hint.
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Geneva.
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Textiles?
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Well?
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Oh, my God!
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I'll box up on this girl, lady, in the box.
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I know a lot of people. Why must it be him?
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Yeah, why him?
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Well, it's sighting, Miss.
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She lives. How on earth are you going to pull it off?
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I'm going to plant it.
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That's how.
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[knocking]
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Time your favorite update.
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Seymour, how lovely.
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I was in the neighborhood.
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You look well, Seymour.
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I feel well, thanks.
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How many years has it been?
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Four, I think.
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We had fun. Say we had fun.
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We had fun.
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Yes, that's true. We had fun.
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Most of what I bullshit people with, I learn from you.
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I see a kiss.
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Oh, I have a matinee today.
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And I have a show to do this afternoon.
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Oh, you have so much work.
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So much work.
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You look tired.
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I feel tired.
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Very tired.
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Very tired.
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Very tired.
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Oh, yes, very tired.
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You need a trip.
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I need a trip.
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Mm-hmm.
526
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You need a trip.
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Where?
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Geneva.
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How much?
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The instructions are in the envelope.
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00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000
If for any reason you can't take this assignment,
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I shall personally self-destruct before you very eyes.
533
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[laughs]
534
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Now, find an excuse to gain entry.
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Photograph the layout of our prospective target.
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This will allow Misty to feel at home the first time she's there.
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In my opinion, they'll probably wind up on the floor.
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00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000
Well, what do you think of my plan?
539
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You are a machine gunner.
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Grant me one thing.
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What's that?
542
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,000
I'm not saying it can be done.
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How dare you?
544
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What I am saying, if anyone can do it, we can do it.
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You're forgiven.
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And absolutely right.
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Now, the instructions on the tape can be transmitted easily,
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and therefore can be meticulously followed.
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What's the tape going to say, Seymour?
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Do you have to order it special, or do you have it in stock?
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Everything here is custom-made.
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Nothing is off the rack.
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Tanya, how are you at speaking into a microphone?
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Why, you know I've made 13 films.
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Most of them in Super 8.
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You hold this.
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Take down every word.
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It's audio-visual time.
559
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They're bringing out of a difficult man.
560
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,000
Sound only.
561
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,000
Take one.
562
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:11,000
Give her some body contact.
563
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000
Body contact.
564
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000
Now, keep after her.
565
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,000
I'm after you.
566
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,000
Find an excuse to touch him.
567
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:24,000
Say, "Sir, there's something in your eye."
568
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,000
"Sir, you have something in your eye."
569
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:30,000
Now, he'll probably get uncomfortable and change his position.
570
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,000
Turn that to your advantage and move in on.
571
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000
I'm moving in on you.
572
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,000
Give her a little kiss.
573
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,000
Just a touch.
574
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000
Just a touch.
575
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:55,000
I'm kissing you a little harder.
576
00:32:55,000 --> 00:33:08,000
[music]
577
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:11,000
Slowly kiss it.
578
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:20,000
Run your tongue over his nipple.
579
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:47,000
[music]
580
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,000
I'm going to kiss his other nipple.
581
00:33:50,000 --> 00:34:19,000
[music]
582
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:29,000
[music]
583
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000
I'm going to suck your cock.
584
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:35,000
Nick the side of his cock.
585
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000
Nick his cock.
586
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000
Suck it.
587
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:42,000
The inside of a ripe mango.
588
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:46,000
I'm going to lick your cock like the inside of a ripe mango.
589
00:34:46,000 --> 00:35:06,000
[music]
590
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000
Ripe mango.
591
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000
Take two.
592
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[music]
593
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[music]
594
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:52,000
[music]
595
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,000
I'm licking the head of your cock.
596
00:35:55,000 --> 00:36:05,000
[music]
597
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:15,000
[music]
598
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:25,000
[music]
599
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:29,000
[music]
600
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,000
Why not do the sequel right now?
601
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[music]
602
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:17,000
[music]
630
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[music]
631
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
635
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[music]
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00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:27,000
[music]
637
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[music]
638
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[music]
639
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
658
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
663
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[music]
664
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[music]
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[music]
666
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:07,000
[music]
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00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:15,000
[music]
668
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
671
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[music]
672
00:47:55,000 --> 00:48:05,000
[music]
673
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:15,000
[music]
674
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[music]
675
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
678
00:48:51,000 --> 00:49:01,000
[music]
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00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:11,000
[music]
680
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[music]
681
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:29,000
[music]
682
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:39,000
[music]
683
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:47,000
[music]
684
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[music]
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[music]
686
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[music]
687
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[music]
688
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[music]
689
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[music]
690
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[music]
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[music]
692
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[music]
693
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[music]
694
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
700
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[music]
701
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[music]
702
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[music]
703
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[music]
704
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[music]
705
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:11,000
[music]
706
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[music]
707
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[music]
708
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[music]
709
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[music]
710
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[music]
711
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[music]
712
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:19,000
[music]
713
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:29,000
[music]
714
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[music]
715
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[music]
716
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[music]
717
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:07,000
[music]
718
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[music]
719
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[music]
720
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[music]
721
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:45,000
[music]
722
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:55,000
[music]
723
00:55:55,000 --> 00:56:03,000
[music]
724
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:13,000
[music]
725
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:23,000
[music]
726
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:33,000
[music]
727
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:43,000
[music]
728
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,000
[phone ringing]
729
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:49,520
Hello, House of Love. No, he's not. They're all a chinnitive studio on the
730
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:51,000
stage where Lawrence layman's production is having its end of shooting
731
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:51,000
party.
732
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:55,000
Yes, they should be back by morning. No, they didn't say which morning.
733
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:59,000
[audience laughter]
734
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:05,520
I have a permission. Want to hear? After your success with layman, we're
735
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:09,000
going to have dinner. The two of us.
736
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:15,000
[audience laughter]
737
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,000
Here we go.
738
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:39,000
[music]
739
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:43,000
Go on, straight up to them.
740
00:57:43,000 --> 00:58:03,000
[music]
741
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:08,920
Tell Lawrence layman that Misty Beethoven wants his quote "fucking ass"
742
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:11,000
down here right away.
743
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,000
Okay.
744
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:41,000
[music]
745
00:58:41,000 --> 00:59:05,000
[music]
746
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:15,000
[audience laughter]
747
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:25,000
[audience laughter]
748
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:41,000
[music]
749
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:45,000
The furniture arrives on Thursday.
750
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:47,000
I'm very pleased you could make it.
751
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:51,000
I wouldn't have missed it for anything.
752
00:59:51,000 --> 01:00:05,000
[music]
753
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:11,000
Misty, Barbara. Barbara, Misty. Good evening. Good evening.
754
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:25,000
[audience laughter]
755
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:31,000
You don't think I'm going to let him make that perilous journey alone?
756
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:41,000
[music]
757
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:51,000
[music]
758
01:00:51,000 --> 01:01:01,000
[music]
759
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:11,000
[music]
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01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:21,000
[music]
761
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:31,000
[music]
762
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:41,000
[music]
763
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:51,000
[music]
764
01:01:51,000 --> 01:02:01,000
[music]
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01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:11,000
[music]
766
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:21,000
[music]
767
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:31,000
[music]
768
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:39,000
[music]
769
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:49,000
[music]
770
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:59,000
[music]
771
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:09,000
[music]
772
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:19,000
[music]
773
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:29,000
[music]
774
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:39,000
[music]
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01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:49,000
[music]
776
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:59,000
[music]
777
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:07,000
[music]
778
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:17,000
[music]
779
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:27,000
[music]
780
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:35,000
[music]
781
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:45,000
[music]
782
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:55,000
[music]
783
01:04:55,000 --> 01:05:03,000
[music]
784
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[music]
785
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[music]
786
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[music]
787
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:41,000
[music]
788
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:51,000
[music]
789
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:59,000
[music]
790
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:09,000
[music]
791
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:19,000
[music]
792
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:29,000
[music]
793
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:39,000
[music]
794
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[music]
795
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[music]
796
01:06:57,000 --> 01:07:07,000
[music]
797
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[music]
798
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[music]
799
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[music]
800
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[music]
801
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[music]
802
01:07:53,000 --> 01:08:03,000
[music]
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[music]
804
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[music]
805
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[music]
806
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[music]
807
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[music]
808
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:59,000
[music]
809
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:09,000
[music]
810
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:19,000
[music]
811
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[music]
812
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:37,000
[music]
813
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:47,000
[music]
814
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[music]
815
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[music]
816
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[music]
817
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[music]
818
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[music]
819
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[music]
820
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:51,000
[music]
821
01:10:51,000 --> 01:11:01,000
[music]
822
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:11,000
[music]
823
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:19,000
[music]
824
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:29,000
[music]
825
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:39,000
[music]
826
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:49,000
[music]
827
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:59,000
[music]
828
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:09,000
[music]
829
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:19,000
[music]
830
01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:29,000
[music]
831
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:39,000
[music]
832
01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:43,000
[music]
833
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:47,000
[music]
834
01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:57,000
[music]
835
01:12:57,000 --> 01:13:07,000
[music]
836
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:15,000
[music]
837
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:25,000
[music]
838
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:35,000
[music]
839
01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:43,000
[music]
840
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:53,000
[music]
841
01:13:53,000 --> 01:14:03,000
[music]
842
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:11,000
[music]
843
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:21,000
[music]
844
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:31,000
[music]
845
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:39,000
[music]
846
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:49,000
[music]
847
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:59,000
[music]
848
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:07,000
[music]
849
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:17,000
[music]
850
01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:27,000
[music]
851
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:35,000
[music]
852
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:45,000
[music]
853
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:55,000
[music]
854
01:15:55,000 --> 01:16:05,000
[music]
855
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:15,000
[music]
856
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:23,000
[music]
857
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:33,000
[music]
858
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:43,000
[music]
859
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:51,000
[music]
860
01:16:51,000 --> 01:17:01,000
[music]
861
01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:11,000
[music]
862
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:19,000
[music]
863
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:29,000
[music]
864
01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:39,000
[music]
865
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:47,000
[music]
866
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:57,000
[music]
867
01:17:57,000 --> 01:18:07,000
[music]
868
01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:15,000
[music]
869
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:25,000
[music]
870
01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:35,000
[music]
871
01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:43,000
[music]
872
01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:53,000
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873
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