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Spank you!

Spank you very much!

The coffee shop's
reopening soon anyway,

so we don't even need him doing
security anymore.

God, she's so good,
it's annoying.

Have you seen
Cara's work before?

We own four of her pieces.

If you're bringing
new people to this community,

they should know
that these aren't public roads.

This is Pueblo land.

It's crazy.
Some of these title companies

don't even wanna issue insurance

because they're so concerned

what the Pueblos might do.

Just 'cause Whitney
has a moral issue with something

that's happening,
we just toss it away?

Give me a fucking break.

You know,
with a gas unit,

this house no longer
qualifies as passive.

We need to be
more discerning about

who we're selling
these homes to.

People like Vic

just do not deserve to be part

of what we're building.

All right.
Lucinda, hands in the front,

Dennis, point out
the features of the house.

Yeah. I like the, um,
bushes over there. Nice.

- Like, really nice.
- And the cactus, too.

No talking
though, okay?

We don't need the audio.

Maybe, um,
a little less impressed,

more skeptical of the house.

No, not... not skeptical.

It's beautiful.

You like it.

All right, we got this.
Let's move on to the tour, okay?

Dougie? Dougie? Did we get
enough of him smiling?

Yes, we did.

All right,
squeeze, squeeze.

Ready? One, two, three.

All right.

- Got it?
- Got it.

- Thank you.
- Man,

this is actually very easy.

We could do this ourselves.

Ugh. What do we need you for?

Okay, fine, you do it. I quit.

Good riddance. See ya.

Oh, yeah, the fucking
spoiled TV host

can film her own TV show.

You don't appreciate us.

I almost got you.

That's funny.

You know, I think
you do need to think

about the things that you say

around a bunch of people

as opposed to the jokes
you make only with me,

you know.

Like you laughing
in my face is not okay.

You need to show me
the respect I deserve.

Okay, Remi?

Was that clear?

Yeah, I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry,
uh, it won't happen again.

Oh, my God.

You... you fucking got me!

We should've been
filming that for the show.

- You fucking got me.
- You should have seen your face.

You fucking got me.

Have they signed
the contract yet?

Uh, not yet.

It's... it's a tricky thing
to bring up

just because we're
a week away from closing.

I just don't want them to think
that they have to sign a letter

in support of the tribe
as a condition,

like a new condition
of closing on the home,

- you know what I mean?
- Well, they do.

- I mean, they do.
- I'm, like--

Well, we hope they agree,

but we're not gonna,

like, pull out of the deal
if they don't.

No, we're not gonna
pull out of the deal,

but we're, you know--

Hey, is my mic on, Jose?

- Were you just recording me?
- What happened?

- Were you recording?
- No, no, no. Of course not.

- No? Let me...
- No. No, yeah, I'm not. Okay.

- Let me listen.
- Of course. Yeah.

Hello? Hello? Test?

- No signal.
- You turned it down

- when I was walking.
- No. Actually, I was--

- I saw, you're fidgeting.
- I was greasing the knobs.

- Oh, you're greasing the knobs?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's a...
that's a thing you do?

Yeah, it's a term.

Yeah. Whenever this knob
gets stuck, we have to-- Yeah.

I see. Okay.
No recording

in between filming, okay?

We talked about that, man.

Hey.

Maybe I can record you sometime.

What does that...
what does that mean?

Making you come.

Oh, my God. Just get
the contract signed.

- What?
- What?

What?

Oh. Don't!

- Jose.
- What's up?

Were you listening
to what we were just saying?

No, the mics are off.

- Okay. Thank you.
- Yes, sir.

Ugh, right?
All this...

- Hey.
- Oh, hey.

You guys are doing
great so far.

Thank you.

- Yeah.
- I'm just trying to

channel the feeling
of when we first saw it.

Oh, yeah?

And what feeling was that?

- Uncertainty?
- Yeah.

Uh, we've never heard
of a passive house,

so we just really weren't sure.

- Wow.
- Still aren't.

Yeah.

You're trapped now.

Uh, but seriously,

the home is amazing.

Whitney puts everything
into these things

so you guys... you guys
will be very happy.

Um, are you familiar

with the San Pedro Pueblo
at all,

just south of here?

Um, we did have a question

about the easements controversy
we've been seeing on the news.

I wasn't sure if it was
about this neighborhood,

- but I wanted to--
- No, exactly.

It's not about
this neighborhood at all. And...

To be honest,
the whole thing is a little

sensationalism.

Basically, uh, the Pueblo
is just trying to negotiate

a lease agreement
with the federal government

for public use of their roads,

which are rightfully theirs,
and they've been

allowing people to use
for free for decades.

So, I don't know
what you've read,

but if you, you know,
seen anything about charging

residents tolls
or not allowing people

to access their homes,

that's all completely
salacious fake.

It's racist, to be honest.

Um, yeah. We're very close
with the tribe.

So, there won't be any issues
with title in the future?

No. No, not at all. I mean,

you were able to get
title insurance, weren't you?

- Yeah. Yeah.
- I mean, yeah.

I mean, insurance
companies aren't really

in the business of losing money.

So as long as you never sell,

you'll be fine.
I'm just kidding.

Just in... in all seriousness,

um, they wouldn't have
issued you that insurance

if they foresaw
any future title issues,

so I feel like...

Oh, you're all buttoned up.

I think...
I think it's just,

you know, you've been very
upfront and transparent with us

about everything else,

and I think we were just
a little disappointed that,

you know, we didn't hear
about this from you,

- we had to see it on the news.
- The news, yeah.

Right. Well,
there would be no point

in me telling you about it

because it has nothing
to do with this property.

It would be like me, you know,
talking about land issue

that's in the Gaza Strip

when I'm trying
to sell you this home.

One has nothing
to do with the other.

- Right.
- Yeah. So...

Um, we're gonna
grab you two for touch-ups

before we go inside and keep
you looking beautiful, okay?

- Okay.
- Yes. Don't put too much

makeup on them, uh, I like...

They're very beautiful,
how they are.

Maybe a little
blow drier or something. Um...

Yeah, yeah.
We'll-we'll take care of that.

- Okay. With you? Come with you?
- It's not a problem. Yup.

- All right. Enjoy. Yes.
- Thanks, Asher.

- Thank you.
- Yes.

Oh, so nice
to meet you.

I'm Whitney, and this is Asher.

- I'm Dennis.
- Hi.

- Nice to see you.
- Dennis. Good to meet you.

- Hello.
- Come on in. Yeah.

All right. Come on through
and follow me.

So before I get into the details

of everything
you're seeing here,

I'd love to just take you
into this space

so you can really
take it in, feel it.

We, uh, we feel it. It's great.

We feel it.

And, you'll notice
that the color temperature

from the LED lighting

matches the outside light
that's coming in

from your windows
and your skylight.

Uh, so the sink water
comes from the toilet?

All right.
Wasn't gonna go there first,

but let's talk about
my favorite room in the house.

That is the Japanese-inspired
powder room.

And actually,
it's the other way around.

The toilet water
comes from the sink.

- Oh.
- Yeah.

Kind of like a prison.

Well, actually,
prisons have one of the most

energy-efficient waste systems.

- Cool. So we'd be paying...
- Yeah

...$850,000 to live in a prison?

Prison toilets
don't have lids.

- That's true.
- Uh, maybe...

Let's... Let's stop
comparing them to a prison.

You know, prisons
also don't have

reclaimed oak flooring, do they?

- True.
- Yeah. Yeah.

Should we
check out the kitchen?

- Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah. Great. Follow me.

There is so much storage
in these built-ins.

Uh, pretty great
for a home chef. Oh.

Sorry.
Can I just get a water?

- It's just really hot in here.
- Sure.

Can I get some waters
on standby, please?

Some trouble
thinking. Sorry.

- Okay. You ready? Okay.
- Yup.

So, at the back
of your induction range here,

this is actually
gonna capture the steam

and convert it into energy

that goes right
to your central battery.

It's kind of a bonus

on top of the
moisture recovery ventilation,

which is something
we, uh, threw in.

Most passive homes
actually don't have that,

so we're pretty proud of that.

- Cool.
- Yeah.

And, uh,
this is a fun fact,

but this induction range

is actually the preferred
cooking method

of Michelin-Star chefs.

- Really?
- They absolutely

swear by it
because of the heat control.

- Cool.
- Ah!

Oh!

You!

I thought... I thought
you burnt your hand.

- She's funny.
- Maybe you should,

uh, grab your metal trays
because the menu today

is mashed potatoes with gravy.

It's a...
prison joke from the...

Oh, don't drop the soap.

Oh. That's a good prison joke.

That is--

No, it's actually
goat milk soap.

It's really lovely.

- Oh.
- Yeah.

Um, I do have one question.

Um, is there enough
wattage in here

to power a couple, uh,
like split AC units?

- Yes. Good question, Dennis.
- Just because...

Okay. Well, the answer
to that is...

you don't need one.

The beauty of a passive home is

it actually functions
like a thermos.

So it's never going below
66 degrees in the winter

or above 78 degrees
in the summer,

- if you can believe that.
- Right, but, uh,

78 is, like, sweltering. I mean,

you know, how...
what is it in here right now?

Because I guess it depends
on wherever you're from,

you know, you adjust to.

But, um, we did open the door

when we all
came in the front door

and so it, it takes
a little while to equalize.

- And let in some air.
- Yeah.

- Okay. Right.
- Yeah. But once it does,

- it is heavenly. It's heavenly.
- Okay. Okay.

- Yeah.
- How long does it usually take?

Uh, five to seven hours, probably?

- To equalize, yeah.
- Yeah.

Every time
you open the door?

Yeah. Just because
heat will come in

and then we'll take time to...

um, or a window
will cause the same.

But once you get that
temperature, you know,

you wanna keep the doors
and windows shut

- because you got it locked in.
- Right.

It's a nice 72... 70 to 72.

So don't open
any doors or windows?

Unless you want
it to get hot or cold.

- Like a thermos.
- Yes.

- Or prison.
- Yeah.

- Yeah.
- Well...

I don't think he's actually

gonna put in an AC and I think

he was just pretending
for the camera.

I think he didn't even
mention an AC

when they actually toured
the house two months ago.

Have they signed
the contract yet?

There hasn't been
a good moment yet.

Oh.

And let's not refer to it
as a contract, okay?

It's a non-legally binding
letter of intent.

Thank you. Okay.

Go ahead.

Do you have my phone, Whit?
Have you seen my phone?

No.

What are you doing?

Oh, fuck.

I'm sorry, man.
I thought that was my phone.

Your phone's
a different brand.

I know. This was so stupid.
Fuck. What's up?

Why are there
dating apps on here?

You put Jdate and Tinder
on my phone.

I was gonna give it to Whitney
and say I found your phone.

Why is it wet?

Ashman.
It's funny, come on.

- Two seconds.
- Two seconds.

- Hey.
- Not leaving, are you?

No, no, uh,
we're just hanging out.

Yeah. Um, I...
Um, I can't always tell

what's real or not
when we're shooting,

so, um, I just wanted to say

that if you're really
interested in a ductless AC,

I actually have
a contact in California

who does these
great integrated HVACs.

Oh, uh, thanks,
um, but my brother,

uh, he actually works
at Roadrunner

so he's just gonna hook us up
with one for free.

Oh, that's great.

- You can't beat free.
- Yeah.

Do you know what kind
of system it is by chance?

I don't know,

but I'm assuming
it's one of those

Energy Star ones,
for sure. Yeah.

You know, people think
Energy Star is efficient,

but it's actually not.

And if you're...
if you're interested

in maintaining
the passive certification,

then it's-- You're gonna lose it

if you don't
put in the right system.

- I mean, that's--
- The certification

isn't important to us.

This is one of 12 houses
in all of New Mexico

that's certified passive,

so you're members
of a very exclusive club.

And to throw all of that away
to save a couple,

what, thousand bucks
on AC does...

doesn't seem like
a wise investment... to me.

I mean, you could be part
of history here with this.

I just think that--

That's good to know.

- Yeah.
- Thank you.

- Yup.
- Great.

- Okay.
- Okay.

Where's the contract?

Um, it's in my laptop bag
in the hallway closet.

Tonya. Hey. Do you have a pen?

Thank you.

Whit.

Whit!

Whit!

Hi. We're asking
all of our new buyers

to, uh, sign this
letter of support

of the San Pedro Pueblo

ownership of the roads

and easements in this area.

We just wanna make sure that

any new guests
in the community

understand the injustices
affecting the tribe

and will maintain
a good relationship with them.

- It's non-legally binding.
- Then what is it?

It's saying that
we won't object to any claims

of ownership by the tribe.

What if they claim our land?

Well, this property
is not in dispute.

Who's to say they won't
change their minds?

Isn't that what they're doing
with the easements?

- No.
- Nobody changed their mind.

This should have been
in the disclosure.

The easements relate to, uh,

just clarifying a vague language

in the Indian Act
from over a hundred years ago.

That's... That's what
they're doing.

If you go back far enough,

they could put claims
on anything, no?

It just says
you support the tribe.

That's all.

What if we don't?

So I mean,
we don't know where this ends--

You don't have to sign it
if you don't want to. Okay?

We don't know what
these people are capable of.

- We'd prefer not to.
- Hmm.

We talked
to our realtor and he told us--

You know what, if you
don't wanna live here,

no one's gonna force you to.

- Okay, okay.
- Okay? All right?

Let's not
go there. Okay.

- Let's not go there.
- You didn't tell us

- about anything.
- We're just talking.

- Okay. Yeah. It's okay.
- We're just talking, right?

- Yes. We're just talking.
- Okay. It's all good.

- All good. All right.
- All right.

- Great. Thank you.
- Okay.

Um, let's, uh,
let's not pull out the shanks.

We don't want the warden
to get mad at us.

She's a lot.

Let me talk to her. Okay?

You do have to watch
your fucking language, though.

I'm fucking serious!

You don't talk about
my wife like that!

Fucking bitch!

Maybe it's worth changing some
of the language in the letter.

Uh, I could call James right now

and see if he's okay with,
like, different wording

because some of the wording
is a little... a little intense

- in the letter. You're scaring--
- I'm sorry. What... What...

What are you saying?
What are you saying?

The wording was scaring
a little bit.

We're not--
We're not selling to them.

They don't wanna live here.

They literally said
they don't support the tribe.

I think... I think they might
have just been confused.

Are you defending them?

- What?
- No, no, baby, not at all.

Don't-- You know what,

give the deposit back.

There are so many people
who'd kill to live here.

- I didn't--
- Sorry. Sorry.

Hey. I didn't spend
four years of my life

perfecting this house
to just give it to someone

who's not gonna care about it,
or care about the community.

How do you not see
what I'm seeing?

- Uh, I do.
- I'm so confused.

I do see. I see everything.

- Oh, oh, really?
- Yo, yo, yo.

What's going on? What'd you do?

What'd you say? They're done.

They don't wanna
do the community garden,

they don't wanna do anything.

Cookout, it's over,
they're saying.

Hmm.

We're not selling
to them anymore.

Wow. Really?

Vic, too.
So what are we gonna do?

What's the show gonna be like?

Who are we gonna follow?
Tell me.

We had a backup offer.

The college girl who came
with her... I could call her.

Okay.
Can she get here today?

- Can she get here today?
- She's with her dad, I guess.

No. No. She's, she's 20.

She's 20.
Then it's gonna look like

that's the community
we're building.

- And it's like a college town.
- Look... fine.

No. That's a wrong idea.

It can be anybody. All right?

You can use her dad.

We can use fucking Remi.

We take off his dumb hat

and put on a shirt from my car.

It'll be great.

What?

Yeah. On my Bahamas show,

we did it all the time.

No real buyers.

It was just fucking pretend.

This could be anybody.
All right?

Find somebody.

Remi, could you shut
that off, please?

- Hi.
- Hi.

Thank you so much
for doing this.

- You're a lifesaver.
- Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

- This is fun.
- Yeah.

So, I basically just need
to pretend

that I can afford
a home like this?

I can't even
afford a home like this.

You're totally
lying to me, but, okay.

I'm not lying.

Um, so, yeah, it's... basically,

it's just kind of like,

they want you to really love
the home, you know?

- Shows like this, it's like--
- Yeah, yeah, yeah,

- for sure.
- Whatever, TV stuff.

I know how to do it.
I know...

- I know all the lingo and--
- Okay.

Welcome to our passive home.

I'm Whitney and this is Asher.

Oh, my God.

I love it.

- Oh.
- I'll take it.

This is exactly
what I was looking for.

I'm gonna have, like,
a million dinner parties here.

Great, but feel free
to take a look around.

And if you have any questions,
you can just let us know.

I heard that there's
a lot of crime in the area,

and I saw some
suspicious-looking people

on my drive here today.
I mean, uh,

could you tell me
about the security system?

Well, we... we actually...
we don't have a security system,

uh, hooked up right now,

- um, but that's just...
- Well--

...because it doesn't
feel necessary.

It's just such
an inclusive neighborhood.

I read online

that this is one
of the most dangerous

neighborhoods in the country.

Oh. Oh, my God.

I love this. Can I touch this?

Sure.

Wow.

Should I...
should I just go reset it? I...

It's fine. Just let it happen.

So, are you looking
for yourself...

- Don't worry about...
- ...or... or family?

...the security system.

I'm gonna put up
an electric fence.

High voltage.

This is great.

Wow.

Um, do... do you have any
questions about passive homes

or, uh,
are you interested in them?

Oh, is that what this is?

A passive home?

I think I read about those
in Amazing Architecture.

So, that's the bedroom
you're walking into right now.

And, um,
you could see the steps.

Come on.

All right.
We're gonna cut and go over.

What was she doing?
Was she making fun of me?

No, no, I think
she just didn't wanna

be seen as herself on camera.

She... She wanted
to be a character.

- She's a performance artist.
- Amazing Architecture?

I mean, they did post about it.

- You want one?
- No, I'm okay.

Um, I should probably follow-up
with the college girl then,

right, to see
if she's still interested?

I thought
there was tons of interest.

The only other offer we got
was from Mark Rose.

- The outdoorsy guy?
- No.

That... The guy with
the American flag on his truck?

- Yeah.
- No.

We're not selling to him. Uh-uh.

- Right.
- There was a blue line

- on that flag.
- Yeah, yeah, right. Okay.

- Right.
- Okay?

Yeah.

I just think we shouldn't
put it off too long.

We do need to find someone
to buy the house.

But I think we shouldn't
worry so much

about selling it right now.

And we should focus more

on finding a buyer for the home

on the show.

Right.

I mean, this is an opportunity

because we can pick anyone

as a buyer on the show.

And they can embody
the values of the community.

Like an avatar.

It's perfect.

Right. Yeah. Yeah.

It's just a little abstract

to... to think about... Yeah.

I know I can find the person.

I can see it in my head.

Yeah, me, too. Yeah.

I'm gonna talk to Dougie.

- Okay. Good. Yeah.
- Okay.

And the word would spread
throughout the camp

and everybody was like,

"Dougie's selling
Playboy pages."

And it was tough
'cause sometimes the body

was like stuck in the lab.

- What's up?
- Hey, Dougie,

if you let me go
to Santa Fe really quickly,

I promise you, I can find you
a buyer for this house.

It'll be really quick.

And we can use Cara
for the blooper reel.

Um, I can actually
drop you off on my way.

- Tonya.
- Oh, it's fine.

- I'll just chill here.
- Go with her

for one hour, all right?
Make sure.

- Are you sure?
- Yeah.

I'm going right by your house.

Oh, it's fine. I'll just chill.

Okay.

- Let's go.
- Mm-hmm. You smoke, huh?

- I do.
- It's gross. Disgusting.

Well, there's a lot of things

that I find disgusting
about you.

Hmm. Oh,
you're gonna die from that.

It's poisonous.

Well, at least I'll die happy.

My wife died, you know.

Of smoking?

No.

It was a car accident.

Hmm, sorry about that.

Won't people be weirded out?

How do they know
you're not a sketchy person?

Well, sometimes they do think
I'm a sketchy person.

I mean, when you street cast,
you get a lot

of "No's" for sure,
but sometimes people

get really excited to be on TV.

Oh, shit.

We have to stop by the plaza.

Do you want a coffee
or something?

Did you take anything today?

Fernando said
you took some jeans.

- Liar!
- Liar, huh?

Do you have any ID?

- Anything?
- We're just gonna...

- We're just gonna sit here...
- What happened here?

Well, she stole a pair of jeans.
I heard Enola yelling

and chasing her from the store.

So, I came out
and restrained the woman

until the cops got here.

Fernando, you're not allowed
to restrain people.

Oh, don't worry. I just blocked
her from getting into her car.

- I didn't even touch her.
- Okay.

Excuse me.

Uh, can we not press charges?

Uh, I'm the landlord
of this place.

You could make a statement
to the DA if you want.

Okay.

Luisa, can you go back in?

Fernando, can you...

can you get back to work, please?

Yes, of course.

Calm down!

- Enola.
- Hi.

Hi. Are you okay?

Yeah.
I just didn't know what to do.

One person took something
two days ago,

and it made me feel uncomfortable.

- Oh, sweetie.
- But my manager said

we have a zero-tolerance policy.

And Fernando said
to tell him next time,

and he helped catch her.

Okay.
We... We have to realize, um,

that when people commit
crimes like this,

they're not
hurting anyone, really.

You know, it's usually
from a place of hardship.

But it hurts the business.

But do we really wanna ruin
people's lives for something?

You know, I have an idea.

Do you have a pen?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

Here is my credit card number.

Okay?
I want you to write that down.

And then if someone takes
an item from the store,

charge my credit card.

And then it's not stealing.

Some of these jeans
are over $200.

That's... That's fine.

It's just we don't wanna
call the police anymore.

And we don't want to
confront anyone.

Just let them walk right out.

Okay?

This is... This is crazy.

I love your earrings.

- Thank you. My uncle made them.
- Mm-hmm.

Um, does this have
a three-digit code.

One-three-one.

There you go.

One macchiato
and one flat white.

Enola was really
appreciative of your help.

She's a good kid.
Hold on one second.

There you go.
This is on the house.

- Thank you, Fernando.
- You're welcome. Enjoy.

Sorry that took so long.

It's okay.

Is everything okay?

Oh, yeah, I mean it's...
everyone looks at Española

and sees these
crazy crime rates,

but no one is looking
at what the crimes actually are.

It's like,
people stealing jeans...

"Oh, no, call the SWAT."

I mean... No wonder
it's so hard to get people

to buy homes here.

Wasn't a guy got shot
in his car last week?

Oh, that was outside
of Fisher-Chick.

That's in La Mesilla.

Actually,
I had to call the newspaper

to get that headline changed.

So, we work together.

We're working on a reality show,

um, and we're casting couples.

- You guys are a couple, right?
- Yeah.

Do you think
you'd be interested?

They're not interested.

- How much did you offer?
- $50.

That feels low.

We should just up it to $200
or something.

No, they're not interested
at all.

Oh. Ooh.

That guy. That guy.
Look at him. Right there.

- The guy with the long hair.
- Mm-hmm.

- The handsome guy.
- Yeah. He is, right?

And that woman.
Look, that woman over there

with the red hat.
She's perfect,

- with the baby.
- Okay.

- Yeah.
- Okay.

Two of them. Okay.

Don't... Don't point at me
this time,

just because it's, you know,
it's like creepy.

It's like I'm spying.

Yeah.

Excuse me. Hi.

Uh, I'm so sorry to interrupt.

- What's up?
- Um, but have you ever dreamed

of being on TV?

Oh.

Uh, no, not really.

Okay. Uh, do you mind

if I join you for a minute?

Yeah. It was,
like, it's from my point,

it's like, um,
I wanna say like five.

Yeah.

- I still have that, too.
- Five? That's a lot.

It's like a... It's weird.

- It's like a fresh rubber...
- Yeah. I mean,

I love your sense

if you just, like,
feel you, like...

- Look at that.
- ...every time.

- Hey, Doug. Sorry to interrupt.
- Yeah.

Um, can I... can I just talk
to you for one sec?

Yeah. Yeah.

Whoa, one second.

Be right back.

- So what's up?
- Okay. Um, I want it to be

the guy with the long hair

and the woman with the baby
as a family.

Okay. What about the...

the girl with the two-tone.

Yeah. No. I just...

I think that's a better unit.

- Okay.
- And they can be curious

about the house,
but not critical.

- Okay.
- And, um, just no jokes

about any of it.

Like, no negativity
about the neighborhood.

- None of that.
- All right. You got that, Tonya?

- Mm-hmm.
- No jokes, no negativity,

just good conversation
about the house.

- Copy.
- Cool.

Good?

- Yeah.
- Cool.

See, I was thinking
of getting some experts.

- You should.
- Yeah.

That would be so amazing.

And be like, "Yo,
what's going on?"

- They have--
- Secured.

They have all that
stuff that Doubleday.

- Doubleday
- Yes.

- Yeah? Spicy?
- Yeah.

You guys having fun?

Yeah.
Having a good time over here.

- Yeah?
- Yeah. I learned that

there's like a menthol stick
that you can blow

into people's eye,
and it makes them cry.

Oh, I know. It's so cool.

Yeah.

Dougie is the best.

He... He is.

Did you guys talk
about the artwork in the home?

Just 'cause, Dougie, um,
made me send you that release.

- Oh.
- And it's just apparently,

we need, like,
an official signature before...

- Right.
- ...we can use your artwork

- in the... in the show.
- Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, I need to do that.

Sorry.

Oh, no, it's, like, no rush.

Uh, kind of a rush, but not...
not a big rush.

Yeah.

I'll get to it.

Did you let them know
we're flexible on price?

Pascal doesn't wanna be

a couple with the other woman.
He wants to be on camera

with his real girlfriend.

Did you not make that clear
when you asked him

to do it in the first place?

I mean,
I said we wanted just him,

but he's being difficult.

Do you wanna talk to him?
Because I...

- Goddamn it!
- I don't really know

what else to do?

But she hasn't bought
a different home.

So, does-- Are you sure

she doesn't wanna come
look at it again?

We just pass that onto her?

You can just go in separately.
I don't understand.

Yeah, multiple people
come in to see homes.

I don't see
why it would be a problem.

I'm sorry. I don't have that
information quite for you...

- Hi. Hi, guys.
- ...but I'm sure she can

- take care of you, guys.
- I'm Whitney. I'm the host.

- Hi.
- Thank you for coming out

- on such short notice.
- No, we're good. Yeah.

Uh, you all good?
Do you need anything?

- Yeah. No.
- You need water?

- I'm good. Thank you.
- I'll have a water.

- You want water? Okay.
- Yeah. Um--

Can you get her a water, please?

- Yeah, I can.
- Thank you.

I was just asking
if it would be okay for me to go

with my girlfriend here.

She's really excited
about this whole thing, and...

Of... of course. Yeah.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Oh, great. Yeah.

Uh, someone was telling us

that, uh, me and her would have

to pretend to be a couple.

And... I... I didn't
really see, uh--

Who said that?

Oh, well,
she was just telling us.

- Yeah. Yeah.
- Oh.

- So--
- Oh, Tonya. Oh.

- Yeah.
- I'll talk to her.

It's a... a little misunderstanding.

- That's okay.
- Okay.

All right. Thank you.

All right. So, I guess he'll...
whatever...

- he'll go with the girlfriend.
- Mm-hmm.

Um, can you try to arrange

that the baby goes in with them?

Because I just really want it
to feel like a family.

Um, they're technically
not here as actors.

Like, so it's okay if the baby
goes in with her mom,

but it gets a little complicated

if you're trying to use
the baby as an actor.

I'm not asking the baby to act.

No. I mean, you can tell
it's not their baby.

So I was thinking
it's adopted or whatever,

but...
Can you just--

I mean, uh... You...
But you talked to them, right?

Yeah. Yeah.

- So they're going in?
- Um, just hold on one second.

But, yeah,
will you just try to...

I'll... I'll talk to them.

Okay.

- There's my movie star!
- Hi.

Um, today is...
today is actually not a good day

just because it's really busy

and we're really behind
the scene. Um, please--

Oh, yeah.
Sweetie, just do your work.

We're just here to support you.

Which is...
quickly, quickly, quickly.

Paul and I
had this amazing idea.

We wanna have his 70th birthday

- right here before you close.
- No.

All of his friends--
Yeah, they can--

I just wanna run inside.
Get some measurements--

I'll stand out the way.

It's a quick measurement.

Dad, get in the car.
Get in the car.

- Get in the car?
- Okay.

Yeah? Okay.

Big guy, all right.

- Do you want us to--
- But we're having--

Roll the windows up, please.

Why are we parking over here?

Where are we going?
Because I'm not gonna walk

150 yards with my ankle.

Oh,
I mentioned to Shelly

the idea of having
Paul's birthday over there.

And she said she could bring
a photographer

and put it on social
for her network.

Okay. Can you...
Can you pull over here, Mom?

- Pull over there? Pull over.
- All right. All right.

Okay.
Shelly is your person.

We are not
cross-pollinating publicity.

And Dad's 70th is not
gonna be a PR event, okay?

Shelly just thinks
it would be good for us

to be associated with the homes.

With something good
for a change.

What is going on with you?

The reason that I came back
from California

was you said these properties
could be mine.

Mine. And now
you're planning parties

and you're not even talking
to me about it.

You treat me like a child!

And I'm a grownup.
I'm a grownup woman! Okay?

I... I wouldn't have come back
from California

if I knew that you'd be
lording over me

like I'm some type of baby.

I wouldn't have!
These properties are mine!

Española is mine! Okay?
End of story.

So just... just--
You're ruining my day!

I'm so busy,
I'm going back to work.

Is everything okay?

- Are we okay?
- I don't know.

Is it?

I'm leaving.
You guys are going home.

Okay? Just drive that way.

Do not go back past that house.

You're so right.
The temperature

is very consistent
and comfortable.

And to think that
we'll save $15,000

- over ten years in energy?
- Yeah.

That's a lot of money.

Over time, a passive home
is actually cheaper.

I'll tell you this,
your energy bill

will be cheaper than my haircut.

I love this place.
It's beautiful.

♪ When the night has come ♪

♪ And the land is dark ♪

♪ And the moon ♪

♪ Is the only light we'll see ♪

♪ No, I won't be afraid ♪

♪ No, I won't ♪

♪ Be afraid ♪

♪ Just as long as you stand ♪

♪ Stand by me ♪

♪ Oh, darling, darling ♪

♪ Stand by me ♪

♪ Oh, stand ♪

♪ By me, oh... ♪

Yeah, yeah, like, like,
they would call it,

like, "Native America"
or something like that.

Native America.
Emmy Award-winning, right?

Yeah.

Exactly.

- Yeah.
- Man, it's disgusting.

- Yeah.
- I love it, though.

- I know.
- Um, Ronald Raven

- would be the president.
- Ronald Raven?

So stupid.

Um, yeah.

Yeah, that's...
that's way silly.

So how do you know Whitney?

She said you guys
are good friends.

- She said that?
- Yeah.

That we were good friends?

Yeah, she loves you.

Huh.

Yeah.

You know, I wasn't
super familiar with Española,

but it has a really nice vibe
and this just feels

like a community I'd be excited
to be a part of.

I think we're ready
to make an offer.

All three of us.

- Welcome to Española.
- [whispers] Yeah.

Yes. Thank you.

Okay. That was so good!

Let's... Let's actually
just quickly do

just one other option where
you don't touch your stomach.

- Okay.
- Just in case we wanna cut

- the baby thing. Okay.
- Cool.

And then, um...
Okay, great.

So you guys are all set?

Okay. Got it.

I'm really starting to wish

that you guys were actually
buying the house.

Truly.

Hey. In two weeks,
get ready for your close ups!

You guys excited?

- Very.
- Yeah?

- Super excited.
- Good.

Hmm?

What does that mean?

- Enjoy. Yeah.
- Enjoy, yes.

Enjoy, yes.

You said you love food.

I meant to say "this food."

One ketchup enough?

So, um, the college girl is out.

I think that's for the best.

We don't want the neighborhood
filled with people

whose rich parents
bought them houses.

Good.

What?

Oh, nothing.

I thought you're being,
uh, self-deprecating.

I was.

I know.

Um...

I called Mark Rose's broker

to see if he's still interested.

We don't wanna be selling
this home in the winter.

Okay?
And he is still interested,

and he's willing to stay
at his original offer.

- This is... This is...
- Whit,

all I'm saying is
let's not say no

just because of a flag.

Let's meet with the guy
and see if he shares our values.

Let's not make any assumptions.

It's not an assumption.

It was a
"Blue Lives Matter" flag.

We don't even know
if that was his car.

It... It could have been
a friend's car.

Look, look... Whit...

I cannot believe
you reached out to him.

- Wow.
- We're on the same team, okay?

We're on the same team.
We're trying to build

something special together,
but we need money to do that.

We can't just
keep searching for a buyer

that might not even exist.

It's been one day.

Look at his Instagram, okay?

He was at the protest
against the Conquistador statue.

There were White
supremacists there.

Read the caption.

-"It's a good day?"
- Yeah.

There's, uh, an indigenous woman
in the photo

- holding a protest sign.
- There's militia in the photo.

How do you know that
"It's a good day"

is it referring to the militia
shooting a protester?

She's in the center
of the frame.

The militias are more
to the side of the frame.

She's obviously the focus.

Whit, come on.

We're-- He's willing to meet us
at the house tonight, okay?

Just talk to him

and if you still
don't wanna sell to him,

then I'll just ask you
one more time.

I'm joking. Whit... Baby.

Money, money, money...

Hey, Mark. Good to see you.

Thanks for coming
on such short notice.

Oh, thanks for calling!
I'm excited.

- You remember Whitney?
- Of course.

- Yeah.
- How could I forget?

- Nice to see you again.
- I shouldn't shake your hand.

I'm feeling a little sick.

Ah, I don't mind.

You feeling sick, babe?

- Nice to see you again.
- Nice to see you. Yeah.

- Outlaw?
- Uh, yup.

- Hmm.
- That's me.

Uh, should we head inside?
Yeah? Come on.

- Yes. Let's... Let's do that.
- Um...

You were here in the daytime
last time, right?

- Yes, this--
- Right.

So you haven't seen
any of the, uh,

- the beautiful uplighting.
- It looks...

It looks very different.
I like it.

After I saw this one,

I started searching
for other passive homes,

and there's none in the area.

I mean, I saw some eco-homes,

but you ask them about
thermal bridging

and they haven't even
considered any of that.

I love that these
are basically off the grid.

You don't have to rely
on anyone.

But it's not like
you're living in some shack

cursing out the government.

This has got style.

It's so nice.

Plus, it's really close
to the labs.

So, easy commute for me.

Twenty minutes, straight shot.

Now there's an interesting

American flag sticker
on your car.

Oh, yeah. It's in support
of, uh, local police.

- Mm-hmm.
- Firefighters.

They have really,
really tough jobs.

And I show my support
in other ways, too.

You donate to...

To the police.

And to other causes.

UNICEF, World Wildlife Fund,

Christian missionaries, um...

So, uh, I'm not sure if you've
seen anything about the,

uh, tribal easements
in the area on the news,

but, uh, we're asking
all of our--

That's in San Pedro, right?

Yeah, not this property...

It's total bullshit.

All of the tribes
need to be paid

for the public use
of those roads.

It's like they take everything

and we have to fight
for pennies.

My great-grandmother
was Apache on my mother's side.

So, it's a personal thing
for me.

Hmm.

Have you guys, uh,
made any changes?

Oh, please tell me
you did not touch the toilets.

Yes!

Oh.

I'm gonna need a few minutes.

Take your time.

So that was... not bad, huh?

Hmm?

You don't think so?

He seemed polite.

It's crazy about his heritage,
too, huh?

I just love how much he, like,
appreciated the home and,

you know, all the hard work
you put into it.

That's, like, really important

and, um...

Is everything okay?

I'm just thinking.

He seemed good though, right?

To sell to?

Sure.

I think he'll really get along
with the neighbors, too,

like, his personality
seems like...

So, I'll probably
contact his broker

in the morning then, I guess.

Great.

Are you sure, babe?

Yeah.

Yay, we sold the home!

Still feeling a little sick?

What are you doing over there?

Just moisturizing.

Maybe I should use
some of that tonight.

My hands are dry.

Oh. You got a lot
of extra there.

Care to share?

So the, um, app says

you're at peak fertility today.

Hmm.

You sure everything's okay?

You're not upset about
selling to Mark, are you?

If I was upset,
you would know it.

Okay.

Do you mind if I crack
the window open

a little bit?

Whatever you want.

I want what you want.

Okay.
I'm just gonna open it a crack.

I love you.

I love you, too.

You're my angel.

You know that, right?