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Previously
On "Gilmore girls"...

I am not going back
To school!

Then you gotta go.

Only say "No" if you really
Don't want to be with me.

No!

I'm not going back to yale
Next year.

You're not quitting yale.

Yes, I am.

No one can waste time
Like this man here.

This year I might give you
A run for your money.

There's been a rift between
Lorelai and rory.

You love school.
I saw it.

That doesn't just go away.

Well, I have reformed.

[ snoring ]

Your impatience is
Very distracting.

I said nothing.
I'm getting a vibe.

I can't control my vibe.

Maybe I should do this
Alone.
No.

But I need to collect
My thoughts.

The last time I left you alone
With your thoughts,

I came back and you were
In the reds again.

So?
We've ruled out red.

Why did we rule out red?
Because you don't like red.

Right. And when I'm right,
I'm right.

Red would be way too much
In here.

Now, just give me a minute
To concentrate.

Cone of silence, please.
You got it.

Hey, what are all your shoes
Doing down here?

You broke the cone.

Yeah.
They're gonna get ruined.

Oh, well,
Talk to paul anka.

He's one by one marched every
Pair of my shoes downstairs,

And I have no idea why.

Lined them up perfectly, too --
Left, right, left, right.

He's very anal
When he misbehaves.

Yeah.
I'll clear them out.

No, no, no. Don't.

I want him to march them
Back up himself.

How else will he learn?

Fine. Whatever.

Weirdo.

Why did I say
I don't like red?

I think your exact words were,
"Better dead than red."

'cause I'm liking red now.

What happened to the white
You picked?

That was such a nice white,
And you were so sure about it.

It didn't go with paul anka.

Unbelievable.

Look.

Oh, yeah.
You're right.

That does not work,
Not at all.

See?
I was kidding.

Your kidding is really

Slowing down the process here,
Big-time.

Hey, uh,
What about a...Blue?

We're painting
The outside blue.

Or maybe a yellow.

Oh, come on now.

Yellow really doesn't go
With paul anka.

If nothing goes with him,
We may have to move.

Do you want to know
The problem here?

Actually, no.
I don't like problems.

I avoid them when I can,

And I don't like people
Pointing them out to me.

The guys are almost done
Prepping the walls,

And then they're gonna
Want to paint.

If we don't have a color
For them,

They're gonna have nothing
To do,

And then
They're gonna bolt,

And we won't see them again
For weeks.

That is so cold.
They go
Where the money is.

If they're not painting,
They're not earning.

Oh, wait.
Paul anka --

Maybe he has an opinion
On all this.

Oh, I'm sure he does.

Okay, dude.
Check them out.

Don't overthink it.
What looks good to you?

Ooh! He licked
The dark magenta.

You know dogs
Are color-blind.

Okay, technicality.
What about the baseboards?

Baseboards.

Ooh!

Dark magenta baseboards.
Interesting choice.

I need a beer.

Oh. Oh, get one
For me, too, please.

How about the ceiling?
[ gasps ] Dark magenta!

You've got the queer eye,
My friend.

* if you're out
On the road *

* feelin' lonely
And so cold *

* all you have to do
Is call my name *

* and I'll be there
On the next train *

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* anywhere that you tell me to

* if you need

* if you need

* you need me to be with you

* I will follow

* oh, oh, oh

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* any, anywhere
That you tell me to *

* if you need

* if you need

* you need me to be with you

* I will follow where you lead

[ knock on door ]

Emily: rise and shine!

No, no, no, no, no.

It's a beautiful
Morning.

No rising.
No shining.

Don't let it
Go to waste.

I'll be back in five
If I don't see you.

No, no more
"Back in five"!

It's perfect -- a light,
Slightly washed-out green

Like you see
In renaissance wall paintings,

With the baseboards
Painted an aquamarine blue,

But dulled so it's got
A little latin touch.

And you paint
The ceilings off-white

With a hint of yellow
To go great with the floors

And just give the whole space
A nice glow.

What do you think?
We're not painting
My apartment.

[ chuckles ] Why not?

Because we're painting
Your house.

That's why you have
The color samples.

And there's not
Enough paint

To paint your place
And the other place?

There's not enough time.

As you work on the perfect
Colors for my house

And babette's house

And mr. Lanahan's house
And sookie's house...

Oh, I showed sookie that
Blanched almond. She flipped.

...And the post office
And the church

And the odd fellows hall,

The painters are getting closer
And closer

To being ready
To paint your house.

You gotta focus or...
Or what?

I'm gonna take that away.

Oh, no!

You would not take
My paint-sample thingy

Away from me.
I most certainly would.

Well, that would seriously
Slow down the process.

And I don't know
If you know this,

But if the painters
Have nothing to do,

They'll move on
To another job.

It's "The twilight zone."
I do not know what to do here.

Hey. I think the lullaby league
Is looking for you.

Oh. Yeah?

Mr. Danes, I'm megan,
And this is tilly.

Hi.

Um, we go to stars hollow
Middle school.

You went there.

Lorelai: I think they're looking
For confirmation.

Yeah, I went.

He's busy, girls.
Don't keep him long.

Well, we're on a soccer team,
And we lost our sponsor.

Aw, who was your sponsor?

Luger's bait and tackle.

Oh, that's right.
They're shutting down.

Luger's wife caught him
At that motel

With the transv--
Sistor radio,

And, uh,
He retired honorably.

So, what are you here for?

We were wondering if you would
Sponsor our team.

Well, I don't know.

You just have to buy
Our jerseys.

It'll say "Luke's diner"
On the back.

Plus our name --
The bobcats.

And you pitch in
For trophies if we win.

But you don't even have
To go to the games
If you don't want.

Yeah.
You don't have to come.

Girls, no offense,
But I don't think so.

It's not my thing.

No problem.
Thank him for his time, girls.

Thank you.

Thank you, mr. Danes.

You're welcome.

Bye.

Well, oliver twist
Just kindly asked

For a little more gruel,

And you kicked him
Right in the junk.

Who?
You broke those darling
Little girls' hearts.

They'll find someone else.

How is this not your thing?

I don't want to coach
A soccer team.

They don't need a coach.
How closely were you listening?

Well, not that closely.

Kids usually talk,
But they don't say anything.

They just kind of yammer,

So if you don't find them cute,
They're just boring.

You should really have
Your own children's show,

You know, as an alternative
To the nice ones.

You know what I mean.

It's just a sponsorship,

And they're from
Your alma mater,

Which, by the way,

Is looking drab
And could use a touch-up.

I'd recommend
The light salmon.

Doesn't that mean
Something?

I guess a little.

You don't even have
To go to the games,

And you'd get to have your name
On the back of the jerseys.

Free advertising --
How cool is that?

Well, yeah,
That might be all right.

Hey, and you'll get that photo
That sponsors get

Of the whole team
Sitting on the field,

And you can display it
Like al's pancake world does.

Ooh, al -- that sea-green
With burnt-sienna trim.

I warned you.

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Come on. Give it back, please.

I'm jonesing.
I need my colors.

Please.

Think they're any good?

I don't know
If that matters.

Hey, uh, if you still
Want a sponsor,

We can give it
A shot.

Really?!
Yay!

Oh, that's wonderful, luke.
Thank you.

I guess this is you
Being grateful.

For the jerseys.

You really get, like, no notice
On these things, do you?

None. It's a "Grab your bag
And meet me at the tarmac, son,

Over and out," and it's always
At an ungodly hour.

6:00 a.M.?

That's my bedtime,
For god's sake.

Where's he dragging you
This time?

A paper in omaha.
What state is that in again?

Nebraska.

Ah, corn,
Farm animals, football.

Oh, and they love condescension
In nebraska, too,

So hit them with that
As soon as you disembark.

Well, you have got to be free
Tonight, my dear,

'cause I'm getting the group
Together for a blowout.

Do not tell me
You're working.

I can make some time
For you.

Oops.
Evasive maneuver.

What?
My grandmother.

Is she coming at you
With a knife or something?

It's one thing to be forced
To move into the big house,

But now the big house is feeling
Tom thumb tiny.

My grandmother's everywhere.

The older generation -- they
Have their methods of ubiquity.

I'm positive that there are
At least five of her

Wandering the property
Like she's a cylon.

So, can you meet me out here
Tonight?

Why are you whispering?

Because you're whispering.

That's cute.

I'll see you at your place?
8:00?

Perfect.
See you then.

Rory!

Oh, hi, grandma.

I was just heading out,
In kind of a hurry.

Heading out where?

Errands. Just errands.

You know,
Shandinka would be willing

To do your errands for you --
She has a used s.U.V.

I can do them myself.

Is something wrong
With your face?
No.

Why are you hiding it?

It looks fine.

It is fine.

So, are you staying
Overnight

At paris' again this week?

Maybe.
That's so fun --

Having a girlfriend
For sleepovers.

You know, paris can sleep over
Here sometime if you want.

Great. Thanks.

Your grandfather's out of town
For a few days,

So it's just us girls.

Got a preference for dinner
Tonight?

I may not make it for dinner
Tonight, grandma.

Oh. I was looking forward
To it.

Sorry.

It's always good to give
24-hours notice on these things.

Again, sorry.

You're looking skinnier,
And you're skipping dinner.

I'm not skipping dinner.
I'm having dinner out.

You're not bulimic?

I really have to go,
Grandma.

One last thing -- the russian
Tea for the d.A.R. --

That's going well?

Yeah.
It's like clockwork.

It's an easy one.
Teas are easy.

Oh! That reminds me.

I really have to go,
Grandma --

She said
For the umpteenth time.

What do you think?

It's nice.
Whose is it?

It's for you,
For the russian tea.

Want to try it on?

Later. Please.

I really,
Really have to go.

Well, that's something
To look forward to.

Definitely.

See you later.
See you later.

Oh, this is hard.
This is so hard.

I know.

I can be so indecisive.

Put me in front of a bin
Of cantaloupe,

It'll take me an hour
To pick one -- an hour!

And this is harder
Than cantaloupe.

Come on.
Focus, babette.

A green, an off-white --
What do you think?

They all seem fine.

See, I don't know
If you're aware of this,

But if painters are ready
To paint,

And you don't have
Your colors ready,

They'll leave,
And you'll never see them again,

So the clock
Is ticking here.

Luke: don't let her bully you,
Babette.

But I gotta pick a color!

Lorelai's gotta
Pick a color!

Just leave us alone
Out here!

Go about your business!

You're being cruel
To babette,

And you're going to rot in hell
For this.

I'm just getting
Her opinion.

I've caused an argument.
I'm horrible.

You've got till close of day
Tomorrow, and that's it.

Good! That'll give me
Enough time!

Not you, babette --
Lorelai!

He's mad at me.

He's not mad at you.

He's right. It's my thing.
I should do it.

Thank god.

Well, here's the information
You wanted for paul anka.

You got
Your training schools.

Training's always good
For them.

Yeah, uh, I took him
To a few sessions.

He fell in love with a poodle
And got very distracted.

And doggy day care --

Let him run around
With other dogs.

Good for socializing him.

Well, the other dogs
We've come across on walks --

He'll bark at them,
And then when they look at him,

He'll play dead.

It's kind of sad.

Well, he's the cutest
Basket case I've ever seen.

That's for sure.

Gotta go.

Thanks for coming, babette.
This will help.

So...

Hey, if you were gonna pick
Between the papaya whip

I showed you
And the medium spring green...

Stop it!

God, he's got good ears.
See you, doll.

Good luck!

Thanks. Bye.
Bye!

Yeah, I want the two-color
Team name on the front in script

And the "Luke's diner"
In a vertical arch

Above the number
On the back.

"L" for lorelai.

"L" for luke's.

Hey, our names have the same
First letter.

You like the style?
Classy.

But I want really nice
Stitching,

Even if it costs extra.

I don't care that it's double.
Just do it.

I want my girls
To look good.

Listen to daddy warbucks.

Yeah. 12 for the team
Plus three spares will do it.

15 in all.

Uh, plus another medium --
16,

And an extra-large men's,
So 17.

[ paul anka whimpering ]

And one for a medium dog.

Yeah. Dog.

And this is a rush order.
I want them for the next game.

Okay, thanks, ollie.
Bye.

Those girls
Are gonna be styling.

Yeah, well, they're gonna
Have the best uniforms

In the league.

I've seen pictures
Of the other teams --

Little bag ladies.

Look how you've
Embraced this.

Well,
The more I thought about it,

The more fun it seemed.

And ed told me the team
Is actually pretty good.

They got a chance
To go all the way.

Cool. Wow.

They could make a movie
About this someday.

You know -- the reluctant,
Handsome diner owner

Sponsoring a team
That goes all the way

To the national finals,
And you know who would play you?

Who?
Tobey maguire!

He's way younger than me.

But his career is hot.
Go with tobey.

What about that
Vito morgenstern?

Sure.
Or viggo mortensen.

Or donald sutherland.

Too old.

We'll dye his hair.

He's got jowls.
You're picky.

[ paul anka whimpers ]

What's he doing?
I don't know.

He's been doing that a lot
Lately.

Hey, hey, buddy,
There's nothing for you there.

He need geritol?
He's been lethargic lately.

He's depressed
Or something.

Who are you calling?

Just saw something
In this thing.

Hey, ollie,
It's luke danes again.

Listen, I was looking
Through your brochure again.

You can make caps, too,
Right?

Soccer players wear caps?

No, I just think
They'll look cute in them.

Yeah, what's your highest
Quality cap you got there?

Yeah, I don't want plastic
In the sizing. It's cheapo.

You got that kind that you
Kind of pull on the cloth thingy

To size it, right?

Great.
Well, give me 20 of those.

* hang down your head,
Tom dooley *

* poor boy,
You're bound to die *

* met her on a mountain

Met her.
Cool.
A girl-on-girl thing.

* there I took her life

It's a snuff film.
A lesbian snuff film.

* met her on a mountain
A redundant lesbian
Snuff film.

* stabbed her with a knife

How inxs missed her,
I don't know.

Raise a glass to inxs.

My countrymen,
I'm less than proud to say.

I cannot, cannot believe
They've reinstated folk night

At my beloved pub.

It's a travesty!

Is there any alcohol left
In the state of connecticut

That's not inside them?

I doubt it.

So, boys, another round?

Posthaste. Barkeep!

You've hardly touched the drink
In front of you.

Ah, but I'm anticipating.

You don't wait till the drink's
Done to order another.

That's for amateurs.

Right.
I forgot you went pro.

So, boys, boys,

When is the life and death
Brigade going out again?

We have been remiss.

I have ideas --

Big ideas,
Potentially harmful ideas.

Hey, you mind?

Boyfriend?
Brother.

Or both.
He could be southern.

Hey.
New drinking game --

Every time the folk singer
Sounds sincere,

We have to take a drink.

Buckle up.
It's gonna be a long night.

Come on.
Start folding your own, gents.

Whoever hits the folk singer
First wins.

* hang down your head,
Tom dooley *

* hang down your head and cry

Good morning, new haven!

My, my, you look fresh
And appealing tonight!

Man: shut up!

God has spoken to me...

Rather rudely.

Shut up!

Finn, keep it down.

Finn, watch.

Tostingo!

[ imitates gun cocking ]

[ glass shatters ]

Why are we leaving, ace?

Because they're closing.

That's no excuse.

We've overstayed
Our welcome.

That makes me sad.

You've gotta get your plane
In the morning.

Have I gained weight?
Why?

Finn didn't make a pass
At me.

No, love,
My brain is cloudy.

Here I am making a pass
At you.

Pass, pass!

That is so
Expositional.

Guys, just get
In the car.

I've forgotten
How to get into a car.

Me too. Rory, did you have your
Owner's manual with you, love?

Oh, my god.
Just get in!

Bon voyage.

Good luck
With your ringling.

One more drink.

Oh,
We've got a runner!

Logan!

Logan: hey, come on.
Let me in.

Oh, logan,
They're closed.

I have to apologize
To that folk singer.

She's not here.
Everyone's gone.

I hurt her feelings.

She's a folk singer.
She's used to it. Come on.

I don't want to go to omaha
Tomorrow.

I know.
It's boring.

I know.
And it's not here.

Come on. Yeah.

I don't like steaks or insurance
Or football

Or anything else
That they have there.

You like steaks.

Do they even have electricity
There?

Yeah. Yeah.
They just got it last year.

Don't make me go.

I'm not making you go.
I'm just trying to get you home.

But getting me home means
That I have to go to sleep,

And when I wake up, I have
To go on a plane to omaha.

Where's omaha?
Where's omaha?

Oh.
Just get in, please.

Aah!

Ahh!

Colin?

Finn?

Man: shut up!

Guys!

Shut up!

Jess.

Hey.

Hey.

I...

Sorry.
That wasn't a sentence.

I got the gist.

What are you doing here?

I got a job --
Professional driveway stalker.

Pays good?
Yeah, but the hours suck.

Jess...

I'm in town
On a little business --

All nice and aboveboard.

How'd you know
Where to find me?
Luke.

I shook it out of him.
He wasn't sure if it was okay.

It's okay.
You look good.

The years don't seem
To have hardened you.

Yeah, you look good, too.

I know this is
Kind of weird,

But there's actually something
I wanted to tell you --

Show you, actually.

I can come back
Another time.

No, it's just, uh,
We're kind of exposed here.

My -- her window's,
Like, right there.

Whose?

Uh, my grandma's.
You want to come in?

You sure?

Yeah. Come on.
But just be careful.

She's a very light
Sleeper.

So, here we are.

Casa rory.

[ chuckles ]

So our voices
Don't carry.

Very prudent.

This is not really
My taste.

Yeah, not unless you've aged
About 90 years.
I haven't.

Is that for halloween?
No, no.

This is just for a function
I have to go to.

Function?

It's just a job --
The d.A.R. --

Daughters of
The american revolution.

It's not a career
Or anything.

I hope not.
No.

See,
Don't get the wrong idea.

I'm just here temporarily.
My mom and I --

Luke alluded to something.

It's a long story.

I was crashing
In the pool house,

And that was just temporary,

But the pool house
Became storage,

So then I had to move
Into the main house.

All temporary.

Isn't school in session?
Mm-hmm.

Why aren't you living
On campus?

Because I'm not going.

You graduate already,
Doogie?

No. I'm just taking
A little time off.

Time off.

So, where are you living,
Jess?

I want to know about you --
Mystery man.

I'm in philly.

Really?
Don't laugh.

No, I'm not.
Philadelphia's gotten cool.

And new york's
Gotten expensive.

Anyway, it's a pretty cool scene
In philly now --

Lot of younger people
There...

Pretty big art scene.

I know. I read that
In the new york times.

They had a picture of a bunch
Of young people

Standing on a roof,
Kind of eclectic and all.

It looked fun.

I mean, it was clearly
One of those pictures

That wasn't candid.

It was looking a little stiff,
But they looked happy.

Are you nervous?

A little.
It's been a long time.

I'm a little nervous, too.

Good. I'm not alone.

So, I didn't just come here
To chat.

I wanted to show you
Something.

Right. You said that.

And I didn't think
You'd believe it

If I didn't show it to you
In person.

Well, color me curious.
A book.

"The subsect...

Written by jess mariano."

It's no misprint.

You wrote a book?
A short novel.

You wrote a book?!

Through a fluke,
I got it to these guys

That have a small press,
And they read it.

I don't know if they were high
Or something,

But they decided
To publish it.

You wrote a book.

There's no money in it.

They only printed
Like 500 of them.

Believe me,
I'm not quitting my day job.

But you wrote it.
You wrote a book.

Yeah, I know.
It's hard to believe.

You sat down
And wrote a novel.

Author-distributed, too.
That's what I'm doing here.

I'm going around begging
Independent bookstores

To put it in stock.

Got it in a few.

Cool! Where?

Around.

I want to see it
In the store.

I can give you
The addresses.

You know what I'm gonna do
When I see it in the store?
What?

You know that section
Toward the front --

The staff recommendations?

I'm gonna grab a copy
Of your book

And put it in that section,

And then I'm going to write
My own little recommendation

On a card and attach it
So people see it and buy it.

Read it first.

That way you can discourage
People from buying it.

No way!
I know it's good.

Jess, you've got
Such a great brain.

I knew that
If you could just sit down

And stop shaking it around,

You could do something
Like this.

I knew it.
I knew it.

I know you did.
I work at that press now.

Five smelly guys in a
Cramped room on locust street

Putting out about three books
A month -- but it's fun.

What about a sequel?
Are you writing a sequel?

You should read it before
You get too jazzed about it.

Shh!

[ sighs ] Sorry.
I thought I heard footsteps.

I think we're okay.

It's kind of late.
I should go.

It is kind of late.

So, I just basically
Wanted to show you that.

Uh, tell you...

Tell you that I couldn't
Have done it without you.

Thanks.

I'm gonna be around
For a couple days.

Can we talk again?

Preferably above a whisper.

Yeah. I'd like that.
How about tomorrow night?

8:00 okay?
Yep.

Good.

I'll sneak out on my own.

Cool.

Oh, hey -- the book.

Oh, it's yours.

Lorelai: so,
Where are the bleachers?

Luke: oh, they don't have
Bleachers at soccer games.

They just stand
On the sidelines.

Where do we go if we
Feel like making out in
The middle of the game?

I don't think they'd mind

If we did it right here
In front of them.
Cool.

Got a nice crowd here,
Mr. Sponsor.

Not bad. Not bad.

So, these are soccer moms,
Huh?

They're just really bored
Spinsters.

They seem very concerned
With education

And national security.
[ chuckles ]

Luke!
Hi! You came!

Oh, yeah.
I thought I'd come down,

See the girls in action.

Oh, they give it their all.
You'll be proud.

I'm sure I will.

Look at those girls.

Look how cute they are
In those uniforms.

Check out
The other team's --

Cheap fabric,
Cheap stitching.

Look at the sponsor --
Fred's dry cleaning --

Ruined a favorite sweater
Years ago. Today he pays.

Luke!

You came!
Hey, girls.

You ready to play?
We hope so.

The other team -- you're gonna
Wipe the floor with them.

I think we've got a shot.
No, I know
You've got a shot.

Don't forget -- we're having
A little celebration

At the diner afterwards,
Win or lose.

Cool.
We better
Get back.

Have a good game.

See ya!
Lorelai:
Bend it like beckham!

Oh, so, I dropped paul anka off
At doggy day care.

It was a little scary.

No,
That'll be good for him.

He seemed okay.

He was a little standoffish
At first,

But then he got very friendly
With the cash register.

And then a dog
Ran up to him,

And he played dead
For a couple seconds,

And when that didn't work,

He ran off playing
With the other dogs.

I think it's gonna do him
Some good.
I think so, too.

[ whistle blows ]
Oh, here we go.

Oh, who got the ball?

Well, the bobcats
Lost the toss,

So the other team
Got the ball.

So, we've lost already?

Just the toss --
It means nothing.

How many points
Are we behind

'cause we screwed up?

Nothing, it just started.
0-0.

Were we talking?
How did we miss the toss?

Just watch the game.
Okay.

Look at that megan run.

Ooh,
She's making her move.

She's fast.

See her coming up
Behind that girl?

She's gonna try to steal

And then move
The ball forward --

Oh!
Oh!

What was that?

Good hustle, girls!
Good hustle!

Is that girl
Unconscious?

No, no, no.
She's getting up.

She's a little wobbly.

Is it okay for megan
To slam her elbow

Into that girl's neck
Like that?

I don't think --
Oh, my god!

Oh! That was
Poor little tilly.

There's blood.
I see blood.

Who is their coach?
Sam peckinpah?

Way to go, tilly.
Dominate. Dominate.

Shouldn't that be a foul
Or something?

Oh, don't worry.

Tilly is an expert
At knowing

When the ref is watching
And when he isn't.

Aggression!
Aggression! Aggression!

I cannot watch this.

[ crowd groans ]

Ah! I heard that.
It was just as bad as seeing it.

Now I think that girl's
Unconscious.

It was --
It was --

Violent.

"Scarface"
On a soccer field.

Those little girls --
Megan, tilly.

Animals! Animals!

Did you see the blood
On their jerseys?
Oh, I did see that.

The refs look like they're
Afraid to call penalties.

Can you blame them?

It's alicia. Duck.

Ohh...
She's not coming after us.

Although she is walking
Right toward us.

Oh! She turned.
Oh, thank god.

She turned away.
Okay.

Oh, those sweet,
Little 11-year-old girls.

Killers! Killers all!

They won.
They won that game.

Bobcats 37,
Humanity nothing.

I don't want to go
To another game.

Me neither.
Good.

Seems like a good time
To get away.

Yeah,
They're all distracted.

Gun it! Gun it!

[ tapping ]

[ chuckling ]
What are you doing?

I didn't know if it was okay
To ring or not.

She's not here.

She's not?

She's playing bridge
Tonight.

Oh, good.

I parked on the street
So she wouldn't see.

You're very good
At covert ops.

Years of practice.
So, where do you want to go?

I don't know.
I don't know the area that well.

You li here.

I know, but hartford's
Still a mystery.

Even when I went to chilton,

I got right on the bus
And headed home.

So I don't even have any old
High school hangouts to revisit.

And these days,
I've just been eating here.

Well, I just prefer
Not going someplace

That has food
In the title.

Meaning...

Olive, chili, soup.

No gardens.
No plantations.

Got it.
Something funkier.

Steer me to the college
District.

I'll find us something
Funky.

Sounds good.

Rory: logan.

Am I interrupting
Something?

No.

Hey.
When did you get back?

Couple hours ago.

Oh, I -- I thought you were
Getting back tomorrow.

I thought I'd surprise you,
Ace.

Well, I'm glad you did

'cause you get to meet
My old friend, jess.

This is logan,
My boyfriend.

Logan, this is jess.
He's in from out of town.

Wow.
That sounded so grown-up.

We're at the age now
Where we say things like

"In from out of town"
And "Old friend,"

'cause when you're young,
All your friends are new,

And you have to get old
To have old friends.

[ chuckles ]

How you doing?

Okay.

We were just gonna go
Grab a bite to eat.

Great. Well, how about
If we all go together.

Is that okay?
Okay by me.

All right.

Good.

We were actually at a loss
For where to go,

So you actually saved us.

Call me superman.
Why don't you follow us.

Sure. Great.

Come on.

Baby.

Ohh.

Look.

I'm not saying
Take a dive or let them win.

Good burger.

Thanks.

I'm not even saying
Let them score a goal,

Which the other team
Did not.

Yeah! Shutout!
Donut!

They ate some dirt.

They did. They did.
They ate some dirt.

You fed it to them,
But all I'm saying is

Do you have to hit them
So hard?

It's part of the game.

You have to be aggressive,
Or they'll roll over you.

You're not being
Competitive

If your jersey doesn't have
A little "O" negative on it.

I know. Absolutely.

But, uh, for example, megan,
That bicycle kick you did.

Bicycle kicks
Are allowed.

Not on another
Girl's head.

She was all
Up in my grill!

I know, and I don't like it

When people are all up
In my grill,

But there are other ways
To deal with it.

We play the way
The boys play.

Watch them.
You'll see.

But boys are boys,
And girls are girls.

I cannot believe
I'm hearing this.

So we're just supposed to play
Like cute little girls

Like we're at
Some tea party?

I'm not saying that.
We want to win.

Which means we gotta
Kick some butt!

Yeah!Yeah!
Yeah!Yeah!

You were so shy
When I met you.

[ telephone rings ]

I'll be right back.

Luke's.

Hey. It's me.

Hey, what's wrong?

It's paul anka.
He's sick.

He's sick?

Yeah. He doesn't want to walk
Or eat or anything.

He's never been sick
In his whole life.

I mean, I haven't had him
His whole life,

So it's possible he's been sick
In his life.

I'll never know for sure,

But to me it's as if
It's the first time.

He got sick when he ate
That chocolate.

Did he eat
More chocolate?

He hasn't eaten chocolate.

He hasn't eaten anything
In two days.

Get him to the vet.

I did.

The vet just said that
He has some sort of bug

And to let him be
Until it passes.

I feel so helpless.

Well,
I've got the team here,

So as soon as they're gone,
I'll come over.

I mean, they wolf it down
Like pigs,

So it's not gonna
Be that long

Unless they want
A third helping.

Maybe I should take him back
To the vet.

Just let paul anka be.
Dogs are dogs.

They know how to heal.

Paul anka isn't a dog.
He's some sort of hybrid.

Maybe that vet doesn't
Specialize in hybrids.

Sit tight.
I'll be over soon.

Okay. Bye.

Bye.

[ sighs ]

I live pretty close.

I'd have had you over
To check it out,

But it's a bit
Of a mess.

And you don't
Serve food,

So we would have been
Starving at your place.

I've got appetizers --
Half-full bag of chips.

Just check the expiration date
Before you dive in.

I'm good with this place.

Little pointer --
Don't come on folk night.

Yeah, I'm not a big fan
Of folk music.

Something we have
In common.

Great.

Where's a waitress?
Yo, yo. Right here.

Uh, another mckellen's neat,
And, jess, another brew?

I'm still working
On this one.

Another one --
Just in case.

Well,
We should probably order.

It's a big menu,
So if you need guidance...

I'm not hungry.

You're not hungry?
Nope.

I thought the whole point

Was you two were going
To get something to eat?
And talk.

Well, yes, it's a given that
You're gonna talk while you eat.

You know, chef de cuisine will
Gladly make anything you want

If nothing there appeals.

The burgers are good.

Maybe a burger.

Get one of those fancy ones,
Too, and it's on me,

So don't let the price
Stop you.

I'll pay for my own.

Good man.

So, how long have you two
Known each other?

A while.

You date?
Yes.

We used to date.

Ah!

No hemming. No hawing.
Good course of action.

So, were you two high school
Sweethearts --

Rock around the clock,
Two straws in the milkshake?

Logan.
Hey, did we cheers?

That's bad luck.
Let's cheers.

I think we did already,
Twice.

Well, let's do it again.
Cheers.

Cheers.

So...What do you do,
Jess?

Oh, this and that.

Describe the "This."
Describe the "That."

He writes.
You write?

Impressive.
What do you write?

Nothing important.
He wrote a book.

Oh, you penned the great
American novel, jess?

Wasn't quite
That ambitious.

So, what are we talking here?
Short novel?

Kafka length or longer?

Dos passos, tolstoy?
Or longer -- robert musil?

Proust?

I'm not throwing you
With these names, am I?

You seem very obsessed
With length.

I'm just trying to get a picture
In my head.

It's a short novel.

Any good?

I haven't read it yet.

Yet? At least you're gonna
Have one reader.

That's something.
Yeah.

You know, I should just write
Down all my random thoughts

And stuff that happens to me
And conversations I have

And just add a bunch
Of he said, she said's,

And get it published --
You got a copy on you?
No.

You should send me a copy.

And where do I send it --
The blond dick at yale?

Jess.
Whoa, whoa.

We're just trying to keep it
Friendly here, buddy.

Get out of my way.

Forget him, rory.

Don't follow me.

Jess, wait.

Jess, I'm sorry.

We shouldn't
Have done this.

He's just in a bad way
Lately.

He's a jerk.

He was.
In there -- definitely.

I'msorry.

I read that guy
The second I saw him.

I should have begged off.
Well, I didn't want you to.

He better not
Come out here.

Please, jess,
He had a lot to drink.

He's tired from traveling.
This isn't him. I swear.

What the hell is going on?
I told you.

He's tired, and his family's
Bugging him right now.

I mean with you.
What's going on with you?

What do you mean?

You know what I mean.

I know you better than anyone.
This isn't you.

I don't know.
What are you doing?

Living at your grandparents'
Place,

Being in the d.A.R.,
No yale --

Why did you drop out
Of yale?!

It's complicated.

It's not!
It's not complicated.

You don't know.
This isn't you.

This -- you going out with
This jerk with the porsche.

We made fun of guys
Like this.

You caught him
On a bad night.

This isn't about him.

Okay, screw him.

What's going on with you?
This isn't you, rory.

You know it isn't.
What's going on?

I don't know.

I don't know.

Hey, uh...

May-may-maybe we'll catch up
At a better time.

Happy birthday,
By the way.

Wasn't that a couple weeks ago,
Your birthday?

You're not gonna
Believe this.

Over the music, the crowd,

I hear one girl's voice
Cutting through it all --

The folk singer -- she's in
The corner with her boyfriend.

I sent them over a round
Of drinks.

What the hell?
He gone?

Yes, he's gone.

Writers are so sensitive.

You were a jerk, logan.

I was just challenging him.
Jeez.

Hey, if hemingway can take it,
So can he.

Hey, if he wanted to,
He could have taken a pop at me.

Pugnacity -- it's a vital
Component of literary life.

Again,
Consult your hemingway.

Come on.
Do not let this guy get to you.

You're getting to me.

Me?
Yes. You were an ass.

Look, I'm sorry
I came back early.

I really messed things up
Here.

Jess wrote a book.

He wrote a book,
And you mocked him.

I did not mock him.

He's doing something.

Good. Fine.
He's doing something.

Everybody in the world's
Doing something.

More power to him.
I'm not.

I mean, what am I doing?
I'm living with my grandparents.

That's temporary.
Have a drink.

Temporary can turn
Into forever.

You're not living
With the gilmores forever.

I'm palling
With my grandmother

And being waited on
By a maid.

I come home, and my shoes
Are magically shined.

My clothes are magically clean,
Ironed, and laid out.

My bed is magically
Turned down.

I'm in the d.A.R.?

I'm going to meetings and teas
And cocktail parties?

Again, temporary.
Have a drink.

And wasting my time partying
And drinking,

Just hanging out
Doing nothing.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Don't pull me into this.

I didn't say anything
About you.

Yes, you did.
Don't make me feel guilty

For your drinking and
Partying -- that's your choice.

I'm not forcing you.

When I ask you out,
You can say no.

It's all we do.
It's not all we do.

It's all you do.

Well, it's my prerogative,
You know?

You're damn straight.
I'm gonna party.

I'm gonna do it
While I have the chance

Because come june,
My life is over.

Oh, yes, your horrible life --
Let's hear about it.

Got a week?

You have every door
Open to you.

You have opportunities
That anyone would kill for,

Including me.

No one's stopping you from
Making whatever you want happen.

Go into journalism.
Go into politics.

Be a doctor. Be a clown.
Do whatever you want.

It's not as easy
When it's not handed to you.

Really?
It's all so easy for me?

I don't want that life.
It's forced on me.

You talk about all these doors
Being open?

All I see is one door,
And I'm being pushed through it.

I have no choice.
You try living without options.

How hard are you
Fighting it?

I didn't tell you to quit yale.
You did that.

I gave you one month,
You went beyond that month,

And it had nothing to do
With me. It was all you.

Now, you want to change?
Change it, but don't blame me.

Don't you dare blame me.
You know what?

Why don't you go off with jack,
Whatever his name is?

Oh, I'm not going off
With jess.

[ sighs ]

Come on.

Where?

Let's go. I want to go.
I don't want to be here.

I don't want to go.

Well, I drove you here,
And I want to go!

I don't want to go.

Fine.

I'll cover the bill, cab.

Do whatever you want.
It's your choice.

Rory, it's 7:30.

Rory?

[ birds chirping lightly ]

Lorelai?

Is he okay?

Yeah. He looks the same.

Is he breathing?
He's breathing.

Nice and steady?
He's fast asleep.

Good.

You been here all night?

Uh, I kept thinking
I heard him.

Yeah, he does snore
Occasionally.

And then he was cold,
So I put his jersey on him.

Yeah,
I think he likes it.

Yeah.

Every time I'd go
Back up to bed,

You know,
After checking on him,

I just was convinced
That he needed me,

So I came back,

And finally
I just ended up here.

That's as good a place
As any.

Yeah.
He doesn't want to eat anything.

I had all these milk-bones
Ready for him,

But he doesn't
Want anything.

What's the baster for?

In case he's thirsty,
But he can't lift his head,

So I can just shoot water
In his mouth.

Got it.

[ sighs ]

Doesn't seem
To want anything.

He's gonna be okay.
He's strong.

He's so helpless.

It must be so awful to be sick
When you're a dog...

'cause you can't run
Or play,

And you don't watch tv
Or do anything to pass the time.

Watching a lot of tv is the only
Good part about being sick.

I know.

And the thing
With the shoes --

He was trying to tell me
Something.

What?

He was trying to tell me
To put my shoes on

And take him to the vet

Because he felt something
Coming on,

And he was trying
To ward it off,

And I didn't take him.

I don't think that's why
He was playing with your shoes.

I tried so hard.

I have a list of things that
He's afraid of on the fridge,

And I tried to do
The right thing.

I should not have
So socialized him

At kirk's doggy day care
The other day.

I should have taken him
To the best doggy day care

In the country,
Even if it was in seattle.

That's where I should
Have taken him.

He's fine
Hanging with kirk.

I did this wrong.

I did this all wrong.

How could I have
Let this happen?

How did I not see it
Coming?

How didn't I step in
And do something,

And...Why can't I fix
These things?

Hey.

I'm a bad mother!

You're not a bad mother.

[ sighing ] Oh.
Did you sleep at all?

A little.

You stay home this morning.

I'll call sookie and tell her
You'll be late.

He's gonna be okay.

I hope so.

Everything's
Gonna be okay.

Good morning, friend.

Back at you, friend.
Where are the guys?

Uh, they go to work early.
I made you coffee.

Oh, I've got time
For a sip.

Thanks for letting me
Crash here.

Anytime you want.

I might take you up
On that.

I can't wait to hear
The whole story.

Still living it.

So, I got a message
On my cellphone,

From your grandmother.

On your cellphone?

How did she get the number?

She's emily gilmore.
I gotta run.

Bye.
Drive carefully.

[ slow-tempo
Russian music plays ]

A fresh platter is all we need.
Thanks.

I need to go somewhere
And have a little talk with you.

Later, grandma.
I'm needed out here.

Young lady, I insist
That we go somewhere

And talk right now.

Grandma, I am sorry.
I can't.

There's a kitchen here.
We'll go there.

No. I'm not going to the kitchen
With you. We'll talk later.

Must they play
Those damn guitars?

They're balalaikas.
They're too loud.

They're russian,
And they're not mic'ed.

That's their volume.
I'm not liking this tone
Of yours.

Well, you're forcing a tone,
Grandma.

I said I'll talk to you
Later,

But right now,
I'm not leaving this room.

Where were you last night?
Why didn't you call?

You're overreacting.

You're not wearing
Your dress.

I didn't have time
To go home.

You almost missed
The event.

No.
I was early for the event.

What I missed was
Your inspection of me

Back at the house --
That's what you're upset about.

My inspections, missy,
Are for your own good.

You're new to the d.A.R.

You don't know the proper
Procedure for things,

The proper dress.

I do okay.
This is not just about me.

Everyone was worried
About you.

You mean
Everyone you called

When you took
My private address book

And tried to find me?

Yes, I did call people.

Well, you shouldn't have.
A lot of good it did.

You should update that
Ridiculous address
Book of yours.

Half the numbers
Were disconnected.

Oh, I'll do that.

You have people in there
You haven't spoken to for years.

You should remove them.
Uh-huh.

I'm throwing
That book out.

Do not
Throw that book out.

Do not use that tone
With me.

I want to be very clear.

You are becoming
More like your mother

With every passing day.

And you are becoming more
Like my mother's mother

With every passing day.

That's it. That's it.

What's it?

You're grounded.
Grounded?

Yes.
I'm 21.

You can't ground me.

And no more sleepovers
At paris' house.

Grandma, I go wherever I want,
Whenever I want.

And I haven't been sleeping
At paris' house

Three nights a week.

I've been at logan's.

When your father gets home,

We're going to talk
About the house rules

And be on the same page
Once and for all.

You mean my grandfather.

You know what I meant.

Well, I'd have to be
Living at the house

To have house rules.

What does that mean?
Excuse me.

Young lady,
Do no walk away from me.

[ russian music continues ]