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Oh, hi! Great!

I'm still on
My finals sleep schedule,

And, man, am I wired.

What time is it?
Like, 3:00 in the morning?

I cannot tell anymore.
Want some mac and cheese?

I love mac and cheese
When I can't sleep.

Cool.
Individual cheese slices.

So, I've been making out
My résumé

So I can try to get
A summer job,

Because there is no way

That I am going to swipe
Cafeteria cards again next year.

My whites are done.

Do you know that the best time
To do your laundry at yale

Is in the middle
Of the night?

You have your pick
Of washers,

The place has just
Been swept,

And the trash
Is completely empty.

So, what do you think?

The stars hollow gazette
Needs a facts checker,

But rob's tire is offering
Way more money.

I know that now is the time
To suffer for my art,

But I was so broke
By the end of the year

That I had to dip
Into paris' green-tea stash,

Which backfired on so many
Levels, I can't even tell you.

Hey!

Great to have you
Home, hon.

[ doorknob rattling ]

* if you're out
On the road *

* feelin' lonely
And so cold *

* all you have to do
Is call my name *

* and I'll be there
On the next train *

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* anywhere that you tell me to

* if you need

* if you need

* you need me to be with you

* I will follow

* oh, oh, oh

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* any, anywhere
That you tell me to *

* if you need

* if you need

* you need me to be with you

* I will follow where you lead

I think I've got all the rooms
In test run.
Hit me.

Miss patty is in room one,
Babette is in two.

I put taylor in three,
The corner room.

The siegels will go in five,
You and rory are in six --

Wait, what happened
To four?

Four is taken.

By whom?
By friends of mine.

Sookie and jackson
Are in --
Which friends of yours?

You said I could invite friends,
Did you not?
I did.

So I did that.

I invited two of my friends,
And I put them in room four,

And now room four is taken
With my friends

As you suggested, okay?

Paw-paw and chin chin
Cannot come to the test run.

Why not?
Because they are dogs,
Michel.

They cannot stay home
By themselves.

They get lonely and eat
Expensive italian things.

Then get yourself
A chow sitter,

Because room four
Is for human beings only.

Oh, hey, tom,
I'm putting post-its

Where we need
Paint touch-ups.

Got it.

And we got that test run
Saturday.

I was really hoping
To have some doors by then.

I told you,
The doors are coming.

You told me that
Two weeks ago.

Tom: and I'm sure
I meant it.

Tom!
I'm calling right now.

I don't understand
Why you get to bring rory,

And I don't get to bring
My chows.

Because I'm mad
With power.

They are cleaner
Than she is.

They are quieter
Than she is.

Stop comparing your dogs
To my kid.

As much as you love rory,

That is how much I love
Paw-paw and chin chin.

I gave birth to her!

I carried her inside me,

And 9 months and 26 hours later,
She came out!

If I could have given birth
To them myself, I would have,

But I didn't
Have that choice!

I think that's enough
Wood there, kirk.

I put wood in all the guest
Rooms and the living room,

So all I have to do is store
The rest of the cord you bought.

Michel will take you outside
And show you.
Outside?

Do you really want to expose
Your wood to the elements?

We'll get a tarp.
Michel?

Any dogs, kirk?

Dogs urinate on wood.
I hate dogs.

Going with kirk
On his rounds again, lulu?

I just love it when he looks
Like the brawny paper towel guy.

It is a good outfit.

The place looks
Wonderful, lorelai.

When does it open?

Two weeks, but we're having
A test run on saturday --

Just a bunch of friends
Who will, hopefully,

Still be our friends
On monday.
Sounds wonderful.

You and kirk should come.
Really?

Sure. I'll give you paw-paw
And chin chin's room.

We'd love to have you.
We would love to come.

And I know kirk
Would feel better,

Being able to check up
On the wood.

Kirk's lucky to have
Found you, lulu.

[ chuckles ]

Oh, pretty garnish!

That's some good mincing there.
Just enough walnut.

Is that fish done?
It should be done.

Perfect.

Ooh, man,
It smells great in here.

This is the best kitchen staff
I've ever had, ever!

I don't know how we got them,
But they're amazing!

I got to show you
This mincing.

No, no, no, I believe you.
They seem terrific.

But, um, sookie,
There are seven workers in here,

And we're only budgeted
For five.
I know.

[ chuckles ]
That's a problem.

Yes.
See, I hired seven,

Figuring that at least two
Would crap out,

And then we'd have five.

And?
And none did.

So what do we do?
I don't know.

Maybe the test run
Will break a couple of them,

But if no one quits, honey,
You got to fire two of them.

[ sighs ] There are all sorts
Of chromosomes missing

From that man.

Put kirk and lulu
In room four.

You cut me.

Is that it for the rooms?
Basically, yes.

You and rory in six,
Luke in seven.

Luke?
Yes, luke.

Oh! So is h-he coming?
Luke is coming?

Is he not supposed to?

No, no, of course he was.

He was invited quite a while
Ago...Before anything happened.

I mean, I didn't know
He was coming, that's all.

Okay, so, good.
Luke's in room seven.

Lucky number seven.

Not that it's lucky
For luke.

I don't know
What's lucky for luke, okay?

Look at how he chopped
These onions.

I just want to shove
A string through them

And wear them
Around my neck!

That wouldn't be
At all eccentric.

Oh! Honey, come here.

What?
[ chuckles ]

What is that for?

In all the craziness,

I completely forgot that today
Is your wedding anniversary.

Oh, my god!

Where'd he go?
I don't know.

What do I do?
I don't know!

Did I lose?

You have no head,
So probably.

This is what teenage boys
Are doing

Instead of watching
Television?
Apparently.

Seems like a lateral move.

Hey, you hungry?
I'm starving.

Well, your timing
Is perfect,

'cause I went to the store
Yesterday.

Are you kidding me?

You just got away
From the floorboard life.

Boys will eat everything.

I bought vanilla-almond
Body lotion the other day.

No.
On chips --
Mine, by the way.

So, jess came by
To see me.

You've been here 20 minutes,
And you drop this now?

He just showed up at my dorm
On saturday night.

Why? What did he say?

Well --
Wait.

[ sighs ] Go.

I got home
From this awful setup.

The guy your grandmother
Brought by?
That's the one.

He was that bad?
James spader
In "Pretty in pink."

You could have just
Stopped at "James spader."

I left the pub,
Got back to my dorm,

And jess was there.

What did he want?
He wanted me to come away
With him.

Oh, my god!
What did you say?

I said -- I don't know.
It was so weird.

He was just...Jess.

I mean, he shows up
Out of nowhere

With this crazy proposal.

It was awful.
It doesn't sound awful.

What are you talking about?
Jess bailed on me twice.

I know,
But how incredibly romantic

To have this guy
Show up out of the blue

And want to take you away
With him.

When I first met jess,
I thought,

"What could be better
Than this?

He's smart, good taste in books
And music, so cute."

But jess is great one minute
And then the next --

As far as I know, I could have
Said yes, packed my bag,

And by the time
I got to the car,

He would have
Changed his mind.

It's part of why he's cute.
He's unpredictable.
I guess.

You know,
When I was with dean,

I always knew
That no matter what happened,

He would be there.

Dean was very dependable.
It was more than that.

He's -- well, he was so...

Um, I was safe,
And he was so nice to me.

He really loved you.

I think I really blew it there,
You know?

I didn't appreciate it.

Every girl has to fall
For a bad boy.

It's the rule.

It's the reason
So many accountants

Eventually get married.

[ chuckles ]

* hey, she's a piratey soul

* full of vinegar and glitter

* she is a song of her own

* from down the wrong end
Of the river *

* wild like the lily-a-passion

* have you ever had the honors

* oh, no, no, no, no
No way *

I can't believe
You didn't wake me up.

Me and what army?

I only have
So much time off.

I don't want to waste it all
Sleeping till noon.

You were completely
Out of it.

We're talking farrah
On "Letterman."

Hey.
What?

Luke is coming over here.
Pay very close attention.

To what?
Shh.

Coffee?
Oh, sure,
Coffee would be great.

Coffee, hon?
Yeah, she'll have coffee.

You want a minute?
Yes, a minute
Would be great.

Okay.

Well?
What?

You notice anything?
Anything?

Anything weird,
Anything different?

About luke?
Of course about luke.

Did you notice anything
Different?
Like what?

Like a vibe, an attitude.
Did he look at me differently?

Differently than what?
Differently than he did.

Differently
Than he did when?
Before.

Before what?
Before before.

Rory!

How on earth can you be
Frustrated with me right now?

Fine. Come here.

What's your damage,
Heather?

I think I'm dating luke.

What?
I'm not sure.

It's just a possibility.
I could be wrong.

But how? When?

I went with him
To his sister's wedding,

And it was really nice.

We had a really good time.

We laughed a lot, and we ate,
And then we danced.

Danced? How?
We pop-locked.

Was it a fast dance, slow dance,
Group dance?

It was a slow dance.
What is "Group dance"?

The hustle, the hora.
No hustle, no hora.

It was a slow dance --
A waltz.

Luke can waltz.
Luke can waltz?!

Luke can waltz.

Look how you just said,
"Luke can waltz."

I'm just saying, I'm surprised
That luke can waltz.

That sounded more like,

"I'm surprised I still have
My clothes on."

Oh, stop.
What else happened?

Nothing.
We spent the evening together.

We danced,
He walked me home,

Then he asked me
To a movie.

All of these things individually
Do not add up to dating,

But together, I don't know.

And there was this moment,
When he walked me home,

Where I thought --
I don't know.

Did you say yes?
When?

To the movie.
Yes.

That sounds like dating
To me.

Maybe he didn't mean it
As a date.

Maybe he just
Needed to get out,

And since I'm currently one
Of the women sitting home,

Thinking, "If I could
Only find a man like
Aragorn," he picked me.

Okay, whoa, this is luke.

I know.

Our luke -- the town luke.
We see him every day.

He's a part of our lives.
I know.

Everyone will know
If you're together,

They'll know if you're
Not together.

I know.
You can't just date luke.

When you're with luke,
You're with luke.

And if it doesn't
Work out,

It will be really bad
For both of us.

How do you feel about this?
Do you want to be dating luke?

We're getting ahead
Of ourselves here.

I don't even know
If this is what he's thinking.

This could be a totally
Innocent situation,

And then we've done all this
What-iffing for nothing.

Let's just go back in there

And see if anything's
Weird, okay?

Okay.
Okay.

Is everything okay?
Yes.

I'll get the broom.

That was a little weird.

Two radish roses
For a carrot curl?

Rory: deal.

You're trading
Garnish?

Yes, but only 'cause
The dinner's gross.

Very nice.
I don't like rabbit.

How convenient.
You're not eating rabbit.

But this is rabbit sauce.

It is rabbit sauce.

It is not rabbit sauce.

Do not tell her
That it's rabbit sauce.

It tastes like rabbit sauce
To me.

That just goes to show
How much attention you give

To meals that are prepared
For you.

If it isn't rabbit,
Then what is it?
It's duck.

Oh, well,
Where's that carrot curl?

I haven't seen
A radish rose.

Never mind.
Don't eat it.

Sriva, come get the plates.
We're done.

Not everyone is done.

Just bring out the dessert,
Please.

So, rory, I was thinking maybe
We should go away this summer,

Just you and me.

You should do europe right
At least once,

And this seems like
The perfect time.

Oh, well, grandma,

I don't really know
What I'm doing this summer yet,

But that sounds really nice.

And really
Out of the blue.
I agree.

Were you going
To mention this to me?
I just did.

No, before you opened
The peanuts.

Plans aren't made, lorelai.
It was just an idea.

If rory doesn't want to go,
Then rory doesn't have to go.

Rory didn't say
She didn't want to go.

That's right, rory's mother
Was just marveling

At the "Hey, look over here"
Approach to the invitation.

You okay, dad?

I'm fine.
When is dessert?

I have work to do.

It's coming as quickly

As the woman can spoon fruit
Over ice cream.

Clearly, she has carpal tunnel
Or some other modern disease

Which is slowing her down.

If she's going too slow
For you,

Why don't you just go into
The kitchen and give her a hand?

I forgot to mention,
We're doing a test run

At the inn this weekend.
What?

We're inviting all our friends
To spend the weekend,

Just to make sure
We're ready to open.

That sounds sensible.

Hey, you know
What would be great?

If the two of you came.

What?
For the weekend.

Oh.
Well...

I've been working toward
This goal for, my god,

What is it, rory, now,
20 years?
20 years.

20 years, wow.

So basically,
This is the biggest thing

That's ever happened to me
In my life,

Except for rory being born,

And I'm sure my parents
Wouldn't want to miss it.

I mean, unless there's
Some specific reason

Why you guys can't come,
Both of you together.

No? Okay, good,
So you'll be there.

Fantastic.
Isn't that great, rory?

Grandma and grandpa are coming
To the test run together.

Lorelai --

Dad, seriously, you have no idea
How much this means to me.

We wouldn't miss it
For the world.

[ chuckles ]

So, inviting them to stay
In the inn is going to do what?

I'm not inviting them
To stay in the inn.

I'm inviting them to stay
In the bungalow

150 feet away from the inn.
Diabolical.

I'm going to lock those two
In a room,

And they are either coming out
Reconciled or in a body bag.

Well, look who died
And made you hayley mills.

Luke:
Hey, kirk, just sit --

We need to talk.

Where are you going?
Hey!

Get out of my apartment.

This place is small.

I always pictured you
In a bigger place.

Don't picture me in any place,
Okay, kirk?

You have nice windows, though.
I don't have windows.

My room at my mom's house
Used to be a bomb shelter.

It's very cold
But great for racquetball.

Kirk, what do you want?

I need to talk to you.

You're the only one
I can confide in.

Oh, goody.

Lorelai invited lulu and me
To the test run of the inn.

Uh-huh.

Lulu is very excited
About the invitation.

It's all she talks about --

A romantic weekend
At the inn with me.

Anyhow, I'm a little concerned
About this invitation,

Because lulu and I have never
Spent the night together.

This is not a comfortable area
For me.

We've had sex --
Lots and lots of sex.

And this is even more
Uncomfortable.

We just haven't actually
Spent the night together.

Why not?
I have night terrors.

Night terrors?

Basically, I freak out
At beddy-bye.

About an hour after I fall
Asleep, I wake up in panic.

Everything around me
Seems threatening,

Scary, out to get me.

Two nights ago,
I was suddenly gripped

With the overwhelming
Feeling

That there was an assassin
In my house.
Jeez.

I had to get out of the room
Before he got me,

So I jumped out of bed

And locked my pillow
In the bathroom.
Why?

Because it was a bomb.
Of course.

After neutralizing my pillow,
I ran up the stairs,

Climbed out
The bathroom window,

Scaled the trellis
Up the side of the house,

And hid on the roof
Completely naked.

Aw, jeez.

The worst part
Of night terrors

Is it always ends up with me on
Top of the roof completely naked

Or running down the street
Completely naked

Or swimming in the
Community-center pool
Completely naked.

That was the time
I thought I was on fire.

Kirk, that's terrible.

Well, I'm used to it now,

So it's kind of
Second nature to me,

But lulu --
Right, lulu.

How is she going
To take it?

I could scare her
Or ninja-kick her

And lock her up
With a pillow.

I think I love her, luke,

And I haven't even told her
That I love her.

I spelled it out in
Chocolate-covered oreos once,

But she was really hungry,

And I'm not sure
If she read it first.

I can't assault her
Before I tell her I love her.

What do you want me
To do about it?

I called the dragonfly

And had them put me and lulu
In the room right next to yours.

That way,
If you hear anything --

Screaming or russian --

You can come in
And pull me off of lulu.
Oh.

Unless, when you come in,

It looks like you shouldn't
Pull me off of lulu.

Kirk.
You can use your judgment
On that one.

Kirk, I don't know
About this.
Please!

This weekend means so much
To her.

I can't tell her
We're not going.

[ sighs ]
Fine.

Thank you, luke,
Thank you.

Remember, anything weird,
Just jump on in.

I got it, kirk.

Just don't touch my bottom,

Or I'll think
You have a machete.

If you want this to happen,

Do not use the word "Bottom"
With me again, kirk.

Right. See you later.

Hey, luke?
What, kirk?

What kind of clothes
Are you bringing?

My kitchen staff's great --
All seven of them!

Hang in there, sookie.

If only one would suck, maybe
It would rub off on the rest.

Plenty of sucking
Potential still out
There, have some faith.

Tom, where are my doors?

They were supposed
To be here.
Tom: I know.

They took a wrong turn
And headed to woodbridge.

What?

Relax, I'm trying
To track them down.

Tom, guests are showing up
Here any second.

They have no doors.

People will have to get
Very friendly very quickly.

I got the guy on the phone.
I'll get right back to you.

Tom? Tom?
[ chuckles ]

Hey, I've changed my mind.
I want to be a ballerina.

Good timing.

Sookie:
We don't have doors,

And every single person
I hired is fantastic.

We're doomed.

Michel:
The guests are arriving.

I repeat,
The guests are arriving.

No, michel,
We still don't have doors.

Can you stall them?

No. I'm bringing
Them up now.

If he was on my kitchen staff,
We'd be home free by now.

Tom:
I got 'em.
You got the doors?

They're on their way up.
My guys will be standing by.

Tom, I'm loving you
Like a $2 whore.

Terrific.
I'll tell the wife.

Everybody, the doors are
On the way, guests are coming.

Everybody outside to greet them.
It's showtime. Let's go!

Everyone, remember, these people
Are not our friends.

They are customers.

Just relax, don't rush,
And don't kill anybody.

Here they come!

Oh, look at that!

[ indistinct conversations ]

Lorelai:
Hi, everyone.

Welcome to
The dragonfly inn.

Oh, will you look
At this place!

It's a paradise.

Oh, lorelai, the babies
That are going to be conceived

On this property!

Oh, and those horses!
Babette, look at the horses.

That's cletus
And desdemona,

And if anyone would like
To go for a ride,

Michel can set it up
For you.

The ride up here
Was very dusty, lorelai.

You should warn people

Not to wear their white pants
Upon arrival.

I will do that, taylor.

So, do I bring
My own bags in?

No, you don't.

Eric, jeremy, sam,
These bags, please.

The blue one
Has breakables.

Okay, they're unloading them
In the back.

I already sent dean in
To start putting them up.

Great.
Thank you, tom.

I'll be right back.
Make sure the keys
Are ready.

Well, hey, there, you two!
Good to see you!

I am so excited
To be here.

Thank you so much
For the invitation.
You're welcome.
Have a good time.

Oh, horses.

Is luke here yet?
No, he's not, kirk.

But he's coming, right?

He'll be here
Before I go to sleep?

I have no idea, kirk.
Why?

It's a guy thing.

Hi.

[ breathing heavily ]

Hey.

I have to get this
Upstairs.

Can't we talk?
What about?

He didn't stay.

Yeah. I don't care.

I told him to go.
He went.

He's gone.
Well, great.

Why are you so mad?
I'm not mad.
I'm working.

I left you three messages.
You didn't answer any of them.

You blew me off
At luke's today.

You won't look me
In the eye.

[ sighs ]

I have to go.

I told him to leave.

You told me to leave,
Also.

I told you to leave
So I could tell him to leave.

That makes sense.
It does make sense, dean.

I didn't ask him to come.
I did ask you to come, remember?

I know.
I just --

Why are you so mad?

I thought you were back with him
Or something.

No, I'm not back with him.

I thought you were.
Well, I'm not.

But even if I was
Back with him,

Why would it bother you
So much?

I don't like him.

Okay.

And I...I don't want you
With him.

Right.

Because he doesn't
Treat me right, right?

Right.

And you wouldn't want me
To be with someone

Who doesn't treat me right,
Because you're my friend, right?

Right.

I'm your friend.

Dean!

How we doing
With those doors?

W-we're doing fine, tom.

[ sighs ]

[ chuckles ]

There you go, freddy,
You're in room nine.

Just follow your door.

Oh, honey,
This place is spectacular.

Thanks, patty.
You're in room one.

I hope you like it.

Oh, I just know everything's
Going to be perfect.

There is nothing that you could
Do that I wouldn't love.

No, that is not the point here.
This is a test run.

We need to work out
All the kinks this weekend

So they don't happen again,

So we're depending
On your feedback,

Especially your criticism.

All right,
I promise to be a pain.

I appreciate that.

Just follow your door
To your room.

Oh. [chuckles]
After you, sweetheart.

Well, you can count on me
For my feedback, lorelai.

In fact, I've already got
14 complaints written down.

Most of them
Are small infractions,

But it's the little things --
The details --

That distinguish
The barbra streisands

From the roslyn kinds.
Absolutely, taylor.

I even took it upon myself
To bring my own comment cards

Just in case you didn't think
To supply them.

Well, we did supply
Comment cards,

But I'm sure yours
Are even better.

That was a very polite response.
I'm writing that down.

Excuse me, I need some stuff
Taken out of my room.

What stuff?

The lamp,
The bronze bookends,

The books, the shoehorns,
The sewing kit.

Are the paintings
Bolted to the walls?
Yes.

Well, bring some pliers in case
Simple yanking doesn't do it.

I am not yanking the pictures
Off the wall.

Well, apparently,
You've never been in love.

There you go, room eight.
Just follow your door.

[ chuckles ]

Hey, you know, this door thing
Is actually pretty fun.

Michel said to fill in
For him.

Kirk has him taking the light
Bulbs out of all the sconces.

Oh, mom, dad!

Look, rory,
There are your grandparents

And everything they own.

You didn't tell us
What attire was required,

So I had to pack
Everything.

Hi, grandma, grandpa.
We're so glad you could come.

We're delighted to be here.
May we have our key?

I'm tired from the drive.

Takes 20 minutes
To get here.

It felt longer.

Which way do we go,
Upstairs?

No, mom, you and dad
Aren't upstairs.

You're in our nicest room.

Guys, will you take my parents
To room 12?

The boys will
Take you there.

Where are they going?

Just follow them, mom.
They're heading outside.

Yes. Your room has
Its own entrance for privacy.

Oh. Well, fine.
We'll see you later, rory.

Bye.

You are the bad seed.

"I have the prettiest mother.
Everybody thinks so."

[ chuckles ]

Hey, hi.
You came.

Sure. I rsvped.
Oh.

Here, these are for you --
A little congratulations.

Oh, my god, they're beautiful.
Thank you.

I was --

Um, well, okay,

So, we should get you all,
Uh, checked in.

And that's...Over there.

[ chuckles ]
You okay?

Oh, god, yeah.
Me? I'm totally fine.

Oh!
Lorelai!

Oh, god. Um,
[chuckles] I'm fine.

No problem.

Um, that was your door,

So you could just
Follow that on up,

And we'll see you at dinner.
Rory?

Are you sure you're okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.

It's like the third time
I did that today.

It's a bit.

We're going to be
The comedy inn.

We finally found
Our theme.

So, you got your key,
And, uh, b-b-bye.

I've locked you in before,
And I will do it again.

[ giggles ]

[ indistinct conversations ]

Hey, how's it going?

It's going very well.

Very, very well.
[ chuckles ]

Oh, jackson,
I love the shirt.

Isn't it great?

It's an anniversary gift
From sookie.

Sweet, huh?
These two kids.

I got to tell you,
I was completely surprised.

I figured, with the test run
And everything,

She'd be way too busy
To remember.

Aw, sookie could never forget
Her mushroom man.

I'd love her to forget
That nickname.

The food's great, mom.
Yes, it is great.

Although I admit, I know the
Chef, so I'm a little biased.

You're a little biased.
I'm sleeping with her.

You also grew
The vegetables.
Oh, I did.

I can't be trusted
At all.

Wow, tom, I have never seen you
In a suit before!

Really?

'cause I'm more a suit guy
Than anything else.

Hmm.

I'm going to
Make the rounds.

We'll be here.

Hi, how is everything
This evening?

Oh, my god, these robes!

What are they made of?

'cause I am never
Getting dressed again.

How are you doing?
I'm just staring
At my plate.

He's shy.

My bathrobe slipped earlier,

And his poor little heart
Couldn't take it.

He's been staring
At his salad ever since.

I like salad.

[ chuckles ]

Okay, well, you two go easy
On him, now.

Babette: we'll try.

Oh! I'm sorry, derek.

You okay?

There's a debate going on
About that.

We're all set up.

Stop whispering
In my ear, kirk.

I'm just saying.
You're still doing it, kirk.

Can I get you anything,
Mr. Doose?

Another pen
Would be nice.

Coming right up.

Hey, taylor, how is he?

Who?

The kid, derek.

Is he rude, slow, stupid?

No, actually, he's been an
Excellent waiter all evening.

Crap.

Hey, I have no need of salad
In my life ever,

But this is amazing.

He's great.
They're all great.

What happened to
The disenfranchised
Youth of america?

Where did all these
Worker bees come from?

Cheer up, sookie, the food's
Going over like gangbusters.

Yeah.

I went to check on
The backup generators.

Everything is fine.

And the dinner's
Going great.

Everyone's settled,
The doors are up.

Everyone seems happy.
They do, don't they?

This is gonna work.

Uh, w-what are you
Doing here?

The place looks great.

Thank you.
What are you doing here?

We need to talk.

Not now we don't.

I stayed away,
I gave you space.

You gave me space?
We broke up.

I didn't look at it
That way.

I looked at it
As a cooling-off period.

How very revisionist of you.
Jason, I'm working.

10 minutes.
No!

Lorelai,
We were doing great.

Until you decided to sue
My father, yeah, we rocked.

Thank you. Goodbye.

I am not leaving.

Jason, please, I have
An inn full of people here.

Okay, um, one room, please.

What?

I would like a room.
How much is a room?

Jason, you can't stay here.
Every room is taken.

Please go.
I will call you on monday.

Monday gives you too much
Time to talk yourself
Out of trying again.

First I would have to talk
Myself into trying again.

I'll wait till you're done.
I'm not going to be done
For two days.

I'll wait
Till you take a break.
I will not have a break
For two days.

This is a terrible job.

I would like a word
With your boss.

Who is above you?
Jason, I can't do this.

Lorelai, I've been sitting
In my apartment for two weeks

Staring at a dead plant
That you gave me.

I know we can work this out.
I am not leaving until we do.

Oh, boy.

Just go about
Your business,

And when you're ready to talk,
I will be here.

Oh, look,
"Above connecticut."

I've been looking
For that.

Well...

Hey, kirk,
I'm getting tired.

You are?

Would you mind
If we went to bed?

Uh, no, that's fine.
You're tired.

So, then...[shouting] Let's go
Upstairs and go to bed!

Okay.

Good night, everyone.

I'm right behind you.

I think kirk wants you to go
Upstairs and make love to him.

Will you just roll?

[ sighs ]

Hey, how's it going here?

She's letting me win.
It's very annoying.

How's it going with you?

Well, we locked the kitchen crew
In with michel for 20 minutes,

And it backfired a little.

Six of them quit, and we have
To start hiring again tomorrow.

When you're done, would you
Run home and grab some cds?

I totally forgot to have them
In case one of the guests

Wants to play something.
Sure, no problem.

Hey, you do notice
That jason's sitting
In the other room, right?

Yeah, I'm handling it.
Okay.

Here.

What's this?

You've been sitting there
All night.

You must be hungry.
Eat something.
Thanks.

Here, sit and have dinner
With me.

Oh, jason.
I'll feed you.
It'll be adorable.

How much longer
Are you going to stay?

Just long enough to fix
Everything that went
Wrong between us.

Luckily, I'm unemployed.
I have plenty of time.
You're very stubborn.

I just refuse to lose the things
That are important to me.

[ sighs ]

Full house!

Oh, my god,
I'm kicking your ass!

Hey, babette, who's that?

Who's what?

Oh, that's jason stiles.

He was lorelai's boyfriend
For the last six months.

Oh, yeah?
Yeah.

Not exactly
Who I pictured her with,

But he does have
A very nice car.

Anyhow, they were hiding their
Relationship from her parents,

'cause jason was her father's
Business partner.

Well, of course,
The parents found out about it,

And all hell broke loose.

Jason wound up suing
Lorelai's father.

They still together?
I don't know.

I thought they broke up,
But he's here, so maybe.

I could ask patty
If you want.

Sometimes she gets
The news first,

'cause her phone line picks up
Other people's conversations --

Something about proximity
To the power lines.

I'll tell ya,
Location, location, location.

I have to get back
To work.
Go, work.

I'm fine.
I'm comfortable.

I have food,
Sookie brought me wine,

And I've moved on
To "Gnomes of the west."

I'll have someone
Bring you out some dessert.

Lorelai gilmore,
Why would you do that?!

Do what?

You stuck your father and me
Out in that godforsaken cabin!

It's the honeymoon suite.

One room, no access
To the main building,

Pitch-black at night.

It's romantic.
No television, no radio.

There is a television.
It's in the cabinet.

And then the room service.
Roast beef and champagne.

The one chance
To get out of there,

And you yank it away!

Why, mom?
Are you and dad fighting?

Stop it! You know!

You know your father and I
Are separated,

And you brought us out here
And stuck us in the woods

To stare at each other
For 48 hours!

What was I supposed to do?
You weren't saying anything,
Dad wasn't saying anything.

Of all the cruel,
Insensitive --

How was I supposed to know
I was supposed to know?
You did know!

But you didn't want me
To know.

Of course I didn't
Want you to know.
Exactly.

You didn't want me to know,
So I didn't know,

And now you're mad
I didn't know?
Because you did know!

But I wasn't supposed to know,
So I acted like I didn't know!

And then you forced your father
And me to come here tonight

Under pretense
Of family obligation.

Well, hello,
That's the gilmore way.

I won't stay out in that cabin
One more second.

I demand a room in here.

We don't have any rooms
In here, mom.

They're all taken.
Then bump someone.

Can't you and dad
Just talk?

No, you stop it right now!
This is none of your business.

What happened?
Was it floyd's lawsuit?

Lorelai,
Just give me a room.

I don't have a room, mom.

You don't have a room
For your mother?

I have a room.
It's the room my mother's in.

That's not a room.
That's a practical joke.

No, it was a chance for you
And dad to do something special.

Fine. If you won't find me
Another room,

Then I'll just sit in there
Until tomorrow.

Jason.
Emily.

Do you have a room?

No, mom, he doesn't.

He just showed up here,
Because, apparently,

It's blake edwards night
At the dragonfly.

Emily.

Jason.
Richard.

He has a room.

Are you trying
To kill us?
Oh, my god.

I packed our things.
I think it's time to go.

I hope you've had
Your fun.

Oh, yeah,
It's been a blast.

Can I get their room?

Hey.

How'd you know I was here?

Your mom said she sent you
On an errand.

Ah, you went right
To the source.

[ chuckles ]

Can I --

Sure.
Thanks.

I'm just trying to find some cds
For the dragonfly.

I hear taylor's
A big hip-hop fan.

Oh, he hops
With the hippest of them.

[ chuckles ]

Your room looks the same.

Yeah, I tried that whole
French revival thing,

But it didn't really
Work for me.

So, um, is it weird
Being back at home

After being away
For a while?

No, it feels
Completely normal.

So, um
[chuckles] Today...

Yes, today.

An interesting day.

I'd authorize a case study
If I could.

You know, I could be wrong,
But somehow I had a feeling

That maybe if tom hadn't
Have come in when he did --

Dean?
Yeah?

Lindsay.

It's not working with lindsay.
I can't make it work.

I've tried.

Are you sure?
Because I've heard

That the first two years
Of marriage are the hardest.

We're not happy.

She's not happy,
And I can't make her happy.

I can't imagine that.

It was a mistake,
And I know that now.

From the very beginning,
It wasn't --

Wasn't what?

It wasn't...

Maybe you could, um,
Go see a counselor

Or go away together.

No, it's just --

It's over.

We both feel it.
I know we both feel it.

You and lindsay?
Yeah, me and lindsay.

You both feel it's over?

I tried. We tried.

Well, if it's over,
I'm sorry.

You are?

I'm sorry
You're not happy.

I'll be happy again.

Things happen for a reason,
Right?

Right.

I can't believe this is --
That we're...

I can.

Hey.
How you doing?

Good, good.

Luke danes.
Jason stiles.

So, I see you had
The pot roast.
Yeah.

Good, huh?
Yeah, very good.

All the food
Was great tonight.

So, jason stiles,
Jason stiles.

I'll tell ya,
That name is familiar.

I'm a friend of lorelai's.
Me too.

I own the diner in town.
She's mentioned you.

Has she? Well, it's nice
To be mentioned.

[ chuckles ]

So, uh, [clears throat]
You know lorelai from where?

Actually, we're dating.
You're dating?

Going on six months.
You're dating now?

Yeah.
Sorry, my mistake.

I thought
You two had, uh --

Well, we hit a rough patch,
But we're working through it.

Good for you.

When it's right, it's right,
And lorelai and I are right.

That's great.
I'm very happy for you.

Thanks. Hey, you have any idea
Where the men's room is?

It's back through
The dining room.

It was nice meeting you.
Sure, you too.

Hey.
The last one up?

No, not the last one.

[ chuckles ]
You okay?

I heard babette was kicking
Your butt at yahtzee.

Actually, I'm feeling
Pretty stupid right now.
Why?

I'm not a mysterious man,
Am I?

Well, the wardrobe's
A head scratcher.

I think I've been very, very
Clear with my intentions --

You know, the wedding,
The movie invite, the flowers.

[ chuckles ]
Luke --

You knew what I was doing!

Well, no, not officially.

Not officially?
Oh, come on.

I didn't have a ref present,
But other than that.

Well, you didn't
Say anything official.

What was I supposed to say?
I did things.

I let my actions speak.

That's what you're supposed
To do.

That's the romantic way
To do this, damn it.

Okay, you're right.
I'm sorry.

And you went along
With all of it.

So naturally, I assumed
We were on the same page,

And then your boyfriend
Shows up here

At the inn
That I invested in.

Whoa, what boyfriend?
Are you talking about jason?

No, tom. Yes, jason.

You guys were talking?
What did he say?

He said you were together.

I was sitting there
Listening to this guy

Spout on and on
About how it's right,

You're right, he's right.

The whole time,
I'm thinking,

"What the hell have I been doing
All this for? She's taken."

I -- I'm not taken!

We broke up!

Well, he doesn't
Know that!

Well, just calm down!

I don't want
To calm down!

I did everything right!

I did exactly
What the book said!
The book?!

I thought we were on track,

And now you're standing there
Looking at me like I'm crazy.

I'm not looking at you
Like you're crazy!

You know the last time
I bought flowers for someone?

Never! That's when!
Very easy stat to remember!
I loved the flowers!

Then when I walked you
Home after the wedding,
There was a moment.

I thought
There was a moment.
There was!

There was a moment.

What are you doing?

Will you just
Stand still?

What are you doing?

Will you just
Stand still?

Kirk: aaaaah!

Aaah! Aaaah!

Aaaaah! Aaaah!

I'll be right back.
I'll explain later.

Aaah! Aaah!

Rory!

Oh, my god.
You're missing everything.

Grab those cds
And head back to the inn

Before you miss the
Cross-dressing midgets.

That's where the night
Is headed.

Oh! Things are happening --
Big things, wow things.

I have so much to tell you.

Let me just open
With this little tidbit --

Kirk running naked
Through the square.

Of course, with all my careful
Planning and preparation,

I forgot to bring band-aids
And a camera.

I have got to learn
That, always, without fail,

Kirk equals camera.

Hey, what's going on?

Dean came over
To borrow something.

Yeah.
[ clears throat ]

Thanks.

You're welcome.

So, um, I should go.

Um...Bye, lorelai.

Bye, dean.

So, I'm almost done
Getting the cds together.

I picked a wide selection
So we'd have choices,

And then I picked a bunch that
Probably only you will like,

But it's good
To have options.

[ sighs ]

So, what did he borrow?

I'm sorry I didn't talk to you
About it first.

I know I promised I would,
But I swear,

I didn't know th-that
This was going to happen.

I mean, I didn't know
He was going to show up tonight,

And it just happened.

It's awful for you
To find out like this, I know,

But everything's okay.

I'm okay, and we were,
You know, safe.

So all those trojan man jokes
All these years

Really apparently stuck.

And I'm lucky, too,
Because dean,

He's -- well, aren't you glad
That it happened with someone

Who's good
And really loves me?

But he's married.

You don't understand
The situation.

Is he still married?
Yes, but --

Then I understand
The situation.

It's not working out
Between them.

They're not happy.
Oh, rory.

He tried the best he could,
But it didn't work.

It's over.

[ sighs ]
He told you that?
Yes.

He told you
He's leaving her?
Well --

He told you he's moving out,
They're getting divorced,

He's got a lawyer,

They've divided up the
Monster-truck season tickets?

We didn't get around
To discussing everything.

You didn't get around
To discussing everything?

It was a crazy night.

You, of all people --

The girl who thinks
Everything through,

The list maker -- you didn't
Bother to discuss those things

Before jumping into bed
With a married guy?

He's not a married guy.
He's dean -- my dean.

He's not your dean.
He's lindsay's dean.

You're the other woman.
I told you, it's over.

It's not over until he's out
Of the house with the ring off.

He took the ring off.

Oh, my god,
I don't believe this.

He's in love with me,
Not lindsay.

Does lindsay know that?
She's not good for him, okay?

She lets him quit school
And work himself to death and --

No, rory, you can't be one of
Those girls who blames the wife

For forcing the husband
To cheat.

He wasn't cheating.
He was cheating, rory.

He was cheating,
And you were cheating with him.

There's no other way
To spin that, kid.

I'm not spinning it,
And I'm not a kid.

I'm 19.
This is your first time.

It's just not the way your
First time was supposed to be.

Oh, and how was my first time
Supposed to be?

First of all, it was supposed
To be in a retirement home.

And secondly, ideally,
It was supposed to be
With someone single.

My first time was with someone
Sweet and kind who loves me.

I didn't raise you
To be like this.

I didn't raise you
To be the kind of girl

Who sleeps with
Someone else's husband.

You slept with dad
When he was with sherry.

He wasn't married
To sherry.

He was engaged,
And she was pregnant.

So, this is all my fault?

I set one crappy example
For you,

And you have no choice
But to follow in my footsteps?

Rory, what are you
Going to do now?

Is there a plan?

I don't want to talk
About it anymore.

I just want what's best
For you, that's all!

I don't want
To talk about it!

I just don't want you
To get hurt, rory.

What if he doesn't
Leave her?

Now you're all emotionally
Involved.

You're just mad because
I didn't come running to you

To discuss whether or not
I was ready for this step.

Well, obviously,
You weren't ready.

The very fact that you chose
Another girl's guy

To sleep with proves that!

He was my boyfriend first!
But you dumped him!

You rejected him!
You picked someone else!

Stop it!
Rory!

I hate you for ruining this
For me!

[ sobbing ]

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