All language subtitles for Gilmore Girls S04E21 1080p WEB-DL DD+ 2.0 x264-TrollHD_track3_[und]

No, no, boys.
You go clockwise!

Clockwise!
Can't you tell time?

The other way, boys!

They're not getting it,
Miss patty.

Well, the wedding's tomorrow.
We gotta get it.

It's the banyan boys.
They won't do what I tell them.

Nice maypole, patty!

Really organized!

Oh, shut up, kirk!

Tough day, patty?

I've worked with joan crawford.
This is worse.

I don't call that
A "Maypole."

I'd call that
A "Maybe-not pole."

What's with him?

He's mad because I made chrissy
My dance captain over him.

Kirk has 43 jobs.

Would you go talk to him,
Please?

I got my hands full here.

The banyan boys?

Lucifer tired of them in hell
And dumped them here.

I'll talk to kirk.
Thank you.

All right, chrissy,
Let's give it another go!

Hey, kirk, maybe you want
To ease up on patty a little.

But the maypole is
An expertise of mine.

I re-enacted the dwarf's
Maypole choreography

From "The safety dance" video,
My junior-high talent show.

Chicks were falling
At my feet.

I'm less than impressed,
Patty!

Take a break, please.

I've seen miss patty
Get violent.

It's not pretty.
Remember that time?

That's when she beat me up.

Yeah.
Let's not repeat that.

Okay.

* if you're out
On the road *

* feelin' lonely
And so cold *

* all you have to do
Is call my name *

* and I'll be there
On the next train *

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* anywhere that you tell me to

* if you need

* if you need

* you need me to be with you

* I will follow

* oh, oh, oh

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* any, anywhere
That you tell me to *

* if you need

* if you need

* you need me to be with you

* I will follow where you lead

They're the best I've got.

That's sad for you and the
Whole vegetable industry.

They're the best in the state.
I stand by them.

They're puny.
They're tasteless.

Puny?
These are not puny.

If they're small enough
To shove up our son's nose,
They're too small!

No way could you shove one
Of these up davey's nose.

Bet you five bucks.
Get him in here!

You probably shouldn't shove
A radish up your son's nose.

Just thinking out loud.

All right, I'll take these
If it's all you've got.

Well, don't do me
Any favors.

You two are back big-time.

That actually felt good.
[ chuckles ]

Like getting a jack lalanne
Workout.

Dead or alive?

Jack lalanne? Dead.
No -- alive.

Oh, now that's gonna
Bug me.

Hello?

There is so much joy around me,
I'm gonna hurl.

Hey, what's wrong?

You should see all the
Boisterous high-fiving

Going on all around me.
It's just really sad.

Kids are in party mode,
Huh?

The kids are clicking their
Heels like there's no tomorrow.

And there is no tomorrow
For those who do not have

A final on saturday morning,
Such as me. I'm pathetic.

I should stand between two
Of them

And have them high-five my head
From opposite sides

And put me out of my misery.

Just one more final to go,
Then you'll be free.

Ahh, two more boisterous bozos
Just rubbing my face in it.

I do have one thing
To run by you.

Do you have
The brain power?

I think I can swing it.

It involves the "J" word.

Oh, not more about jesus.
I'm sick of him and mel gibson.

Jess.

Oh, what about him?

I never know where we
Stand on the jessometer.

I've been seeing him.

I was just wondering if you want
Me to tell you when I do.

Sure.
Really?

It's just always so weird --
This "J"-word topic of ours.

You don't have to refer to him
As "The 'j' word."

Call him "Jess," and feel free
To tell me when you see him.

Okay.

I mean, if you see him
Eight times in one day,

You don't need to call me eight
Different times to tell me.

You could limit the reports to
Just significant sightings.

If you see him 100 yards away,
Disappearing around a corner,

I really don't need
To know that.

If he comes up to you and spits
In your face, report that.

Permission to spit back?

You know what I'm saying.

Hey, you know
What I should do?

Run up, tell him I love him,
Then run away really fast --

A taste of his own medicine.

Don't do anything out of
The ordinary.

I won't.
Honey, I'm kidding.

[ gasps ]
What?

There's a horse
In the dining room.

Cletus is in the
Dining room.
Why?

I don't know.
I gotta go look into this.

Okay. Bye.

Cletus, honey!

Lorelai, I need your signature
On this, please.

Michel.
Yes?

Do you see the big-nostriled
Thing next to me here?

The horse?
Uh-huh, the horse.

It's been here
For 20 minutes.

What were you doing
About it?

Eh, nothing.
Oh, no, nothing?

It's a giant, smelly horse.

I figured someone was already
Taking care of it.

He's alive!

Who?
Jack lalanne.

Just googled him.
Hi, cletus.

Oh, so you already saw
The horse?

Yeah. Sure, he's been here,
What, 20, 30 minutes?

About 25.

New dragonfly inn rule --
Everyone listening?

Okay, if you see a horse
In the inn

Or any other large quadruped or
Biped or anything that's not --

What's the word -- human,

Figure no one's doing anything
About it and do something.

Oh, fine with me.
Yeah, same here.

If we had the rule before,
I would have done something.

Okay. Great. Thanks. Bye.

Come on, troublemaker.

Hittin' the road, glen?

Yep, and I got a hot date
Tonight.

Who's the lucky girl?

I'm getting back together
With my girl from back home.

Want to see
Her picture?
Sure.

Glen, this girl is,
Like, 12 years old.

It's her when she
Was little.

Don't make this into
Something dirty!

She drives and everything.

Have a good summer, glen.

Oh, rory, perfect timing.
I want you to meet somebody.

This is my boyfriend,
Chester fleet.

Oh, hi, chester.
I've heard a lot about you.

You can't believe everything
You hear.

Oh, it's kind of a weird day
To meet him

Because he lost a bet
With me.

He can only talk
In clichés.

It's so much fun.
Sounds it.

It's always fun till someone
Gets hurt.

Hey, I'm leaving, guys.

Rory, you get yourself
A funky monkey?
What?

Everyone poured all the alcohol
They had left into a bowl.

Tastes gross,
But does the trick.

Tonna: I stashed one in the
Fridge for you.

It was poured for me,
But I'm not having one.

Lips that touch wine shall never
Touch mine.

So much fun!

Well, I guess this
Is goodbye.

See you, rory.
Have a good one.

Bye, janet.
Janet, wait, wait!

I hate that our little clique
Is breaking up.

It's so the end
Of something.

You off your meds, paris?

You never get emotional
At goodbyes?

With people I like.
See you.

Keep in touch.

So I made a collage of photos
Of people in the building,

And I'm having everyone sign.
Will you two do me the honor?

Sure.
I'll honor you.

Tonna: isn't it
A great keepsake?

There's janet with her boyfriend
And lana with hers.

That's mark and stacy --
They're inseparable.

And, oh, there's one of you,
Rory.

That's me.

Janet and her boyfriend again,
And me with chester.

You're the apple of my eye.

That's getting annoying.

And, uh, there you are again,
Rory, with...

Oh, that's a lamppost.

Oh, here's a bunch of couples
From valentine's day.

And here you are with all
The cafeteria ladies.

I can make you a copy of that,
If you'd like.

That's okay.

Rory, you've had quite the dry
Spell this year.

I have not had
A dry spell.

There's not one picture
Of you with a guy.

That's rory with the statue
Of eli yale.

People are gonna talk.

I don't care what people say.
Are people talking?

Not that I've heard.
You just don't get out enough.

All work and no play
Makes jack...

Say goodbye
Before you leave?

Will do.

Since when are you someone
Who defines a girl

By whether or not
She's with a guy?

You embarrassed me in front
Of tonna and chester.

They were singing
The lumberjack song

At the top of their lungs.
They're embarrassment-proof.

Here.
What's this?

Leonard fleming?

Asher's son --

Good looking,
Runs a mutual fund,

Newly divorced,
And on the hunt.

I don't think so.

He is one hot apple,
Juicy to the core.

Nice, hot apple.
I want you to be happy.

Don't feel sorry for me.
I'm fine.

I don't want you to have
A long, dry summer.

Stop talking about
My love life.

Wish me a merry trip
To jolly old england.

Have a merry trip.

If you call leonard and one of
His kids answers, hang up.

They still think mommy's
Coming back.

Oh, hey, miss kim.

Hello, lorelai.
What can I do for you?

Do you still have the
Big door knockers --

Metal with the chipped
Red paint?

You're a magician.
Do you know that?

Oh, it's great.
Isn't it big?

And good price,

Seeing as how it may have
Belonged to james madison.

It was commonly known

That james madison liked
Big knockers.

I bet a lot of the founding
Fathers liked big knockers.

I'm sorry for laughing.
I'd explain if I could.

I've been in this country
20 years. I get things.

I never doubted.
It's $90.

I'll take it.

Here.
What's this?

Mail for lane.

I know you go to luke's,
Where she works.

If you could pass this on
To her, I'd appreciate it.

Mrs. Kim, hasn't this
Gone on long enough?

Not for you to say.

She's your only child.

I know you miss her.
She misses you.

Call her. See her.
Don't avoid her.

This is between me
And my daughter.

Well, as your mailman,
I hereby resign.

Fine. It comes to $140.

You said $90.

Wrapping charge.

[ laughter ]

And it's not just guys --

Girls are not supposed
To be monogamous, either.

We're homo sapiens,
Not rocks.

That's so unromantic.

You can say that.
You got lucky.

Yeah, t.J. Is yum, yum.

I did get lucky, didn't I?

We're animals, and animals in
The wild don't mate for life,

Except, like, tigers,
But they're retarded.

Hey, liz.

Men are good for
Two things.

Make that one, and the one thing
They're not that good at.

Excuse me, sorry to break up
The festivities,

But do you have any idea
If I'm doing this right?

Most guys don't know if
They're doing it right.

Uh, not my expertise, bro, but
They smell good, if that helps.

Well, there should have been an
Instruction book of some kind.

I'm so sorry this got dumped
On you,

But the turkey-leg guy knew
That going into that bar

Violated his parole.
You can't reason with him.

Is this how turkey legs are
Supposed to look?

I don't know.

Take off your pants
And let us see.

Weren't you guys going
To a spa or something?

Yeah, we're going, right?

I need to get some batteries.
I'll be back.

Jess! Jess!

Come over here and meet
My oldest friends.

Watch the one
On the left.
Thanks.

Girls, this is jess.

Hello, handsome.

Hi.

He's gonna walk me down
The aisle.

Is that cool or what?
It's no big deal.

It's a very big deal.

Can I help you?

Got a package here.
From who?

It's a very important
Package.

But there's no address
On it.

Have fun.
Have fun with what?

This package
Is for liz danes.

Oh, that -- that's me.
Do you accept delivery?

I -- I guess.

[ cheering ]

Shake it, doll, shake it.

No, don't shake it in here.

Luke, we need change!

Turn these twenties
Into ones!

I don't believe this,
You rats!

Earn your money
For mama!

[ cheering ]

Nail-polish remover --
$1.40.

Ladies speed stick --
$2.60.

Good choice on that one.

Keeps you dry all day
And into the night.

Jasmine body lotion --
Nice price on that.

Might want to get a couple.

It's for my wife.

And, with your emery boards,
It comes to $19.67.

Keep the change.

I'm so sorry you have
A final tomorrow.

Them's the breaks.

You could have stayed at school
And studied if you had to.

You're playing
Different music.

Hmm?

The music -- it's different.
Some chick is singing.

It's "Blossom deary."
You don't like it?

No, I like it fine.
You've just never played it.

You and dad always play
Classical music.

We just thought we'd try
Something new tonight.

We?

He's out of town,
But you know what I mean.

We talked about changing
The music.

So when will you be done with
Your final tomorrow?

Around noon, depending on
How fast I write.

Any friends left behind to keep
You company --

Girlfriends, boyfriends?

Well, my roommates
Are all gone,

And I'd say 95% of the class
Has vamoosed.

And you don't have
A boyfriend?

Not really.
Why, do you?

I'm making a joke.

We haven't talked about your
Love life in a while.

I get to ask sometimes,
Don't I?

Um, sure.

Where'd you say dad was?

In philadelphia.

Thanks, mom.
Philadelphia, huh?

Funny, you didn't mention that
To me when we talked earlier.

Well, what do you want,
Lorelai?

For his secretary to fax you
His schedule?

No, I just want to be
Kept informed.

Well, a lot of his schedule
These days has to do with floyd,

A.K.A. Your ex-boyfriend's
Father.

I didn't know how much detail
You wanted to hear.

I hear you. Blossom hears you.
We're good.

So you'll be a free girl
Around noon?
Around then.

I want to be thinking about you
Right at that moment

When the weight is lifting off
Your shoulders.

I'll be looking forward
To it.

I'll be right back.

I'm going to see if kiki put
The raspberry soufflés in.

Dad hates raspberries.
No, he doesn't.

Oh, sorry, thought he did.
Sorry.

What is going on here?

I'm trying to get her to
Fess up to the separation.

No, me! Am I cloaked in
Loneliness or something?

Everybody has been pestering me
About my love life this week.

That was not about you.

It was about evading
My questions.

It's a classic sun tzu
"Art of war" maneuver.

If you're being attacked
From the east,

Attack whoever's to your west,
And you were the west.

I never read the book.
It's full of crap like that.

Well, stop attacking her
So she'll stop attacking me.

You butted into my line
Of inquiry

With your "He's in philadelphia"
Stuff.

She was about ready
To crack.

She was ready to say
"He's in philadelphia."

Did he sound like he was in
Philadelphia when he called?

Did I hear guys saying, "Get
Your philly cheesesteak here"?

Why aren't you seeing
Anybody?

I'm gonna throw a roll
At you.

I just gotta know what's
Going on with them.

They're having some sort of
Marital difficulty, mom,

And pressuring her like this
Is not going to help.

But I'm dying here.

If he's out of town,
Is she actually staying here

Instead of that hotel
She checked into?

Or is she staying here
Permanently,

And he's the one
Who's at a hotel?

Well, thank god I checked

Or we would have been
Soufflé-less.

Well, good, good.
Gotta have that soufflé.

So, where were we?

We were all about to switch
To new subjects.

Oh, okay.

Dad hates chicken kiev,
Doesn't he?

Well, who called groton?

I didn't.
Me neither.

Someone in this room called
Someone in groton

At 11:37 p.M. On the 16th,
And it wasn't me.

That was the night you had those
Two trampy girls over, zach.

They weren't trampy.

I heard one of them call
Her boyfriend

And brag that she had
Scored some sucker beer.

I'll pay for groton.

Does that doorbell run
On electricity?

'cause that's eating up money,
Too.

Aunt jen.

I'm here on your mother's
Behalf.

She would like to visit,
A social call.

Here are three times
She can come this week.

If none are convenient,
She will offer three more.

If those are not good,
She will rescind the offer.

Does this sound
Reasonable?

Very.
Fine.

Is she bringing a bible?

She didn't say.

Here's your mail.

Thank you.

Would you like
To come in?
No.

Rory?

Grandma, hi.

You busy?

No, I was just packing and
Having a little lemonade here.

You're done with your final,
Right?

Yes.
What are you doing here?

I had lunch today with a
Friend -- cassie sullivan.

She's with the
Alumni committee.

Didn't I mention it
Last night?

Not that I remember.

Anyway, she has a son
Who's a freshman also --

Graham sullivan.
You haven't met him?

I don't think so.
Would you like to?

Sure.
Is now okay?

Now?
Graham!

Graham, this is rory.

Rory, graham.

Graham's family and ours
Go way back.

I remember this young man
In diapers.

He's one of the poor
Unfortunates

Who had
A saturday final, too.

Chemistry.
Philosophy.

I meant to introduce the two
Of you ages ago.

I hate that it's last minute
Like this.

I feel awful.
Oh, that's okay.

Alcohol, on your breath.

Graham mentioned that he
And his group

Were going out tonight
To celebrate.

What did you call them --
"The saturday orphans"?

And he thought you might like
To go.

Would you...Like to go?

Um...Sure.

Wonderful!

I actually tried to get your
Grandmother to go, too,

But she made up
Some dumb excuse.

You're something else,
You know that?

I feel good about this.

My orphan
Is an orphan no more.

I'll go now.
Bye, rory.

[ mumbling ] Bye, grandma.

Okay, well,
Lesson number one --

When your mom
Or your grandmother

Starts trying to pin down
Your specific whereabouts

At a specific time
And place,

And she's smiling
Kind of weird,

Begin evasive maneuvers
Immediately.

Got caught in that one
Myself.

And lesson number two --

Never, ever let anybody outside
Of your family

See you in diapers.

You were young...I hope.

[ laughs, clears throat ]

Oh, you don't have
To do that.

Oh, I just taped up
My own boxes.

I'm a box-taping machine.
Use me.

Oh, thank you.

[ chuckles ]

So, uh, the plans for tonight --
They're pretty casual.

There'll be about 10 of us.
You're totally welcome to come.

I was just gonna go home, but,
I don't know, maybe.

We're gonna get some food,
Hang out.

I'll leave you my
Cellphone number.

You got a piece of paper?

Um...Yeah.

Great.

[ chuckles ]

Leonard fleming.

Ignore that.

Maybe I'll see you
Later.
Yeah.

Enjoy your lemonade.

What is wrong with this
Shoe polish?

Pontius pilate was alive
When you bought it?

Shoe polish goes bad?
It's all chunky.

Aah, it messed up my shoes.

Just wipe them off.
They'll be fine.

Don't you have
A full-length mirror?
Don't need one.

You don't like looking at
Your bottom half?

I love looking at
My bottom half.

I look down to look at
My bottom half.

You seem nervous.
I'm not nervous.

I don't see why you
Would be.

I'm the one getting
Shackled today.

Looks like old polish.
Yep.

The "Queer eye" guys are very
Against old polish.

He's very nervous.
I'm not nervous.

Maybe it's time you put
A shirt on.

Why, am I getting you hot?

I need the bathroom.
Just hold on.

I am lovin' these tights.
They're fantastic.

They lend support everywhere
You need it, but they breathe.

This one.
Thanks.

Hey, luke, I had to borrow
Your deodorant.

Ohh.

Allow me.

[ clunk ]

Greetings, my lord.

Your lady hath arrived
To be escorted forthwith.

I didn't know you spoke
Renaissance.

I'm quite fluent
In renaissance.

You look nice.
I'm lovin' the tie.

Thanks.
You look beautiful.

Flattery will get you
Everywhere, my friend.

Shall we?
Let's go.

A nice, manly wreath in
Your hair wouldn't work?

There's no such thing
As a manly wreath.

Oh, I don't know.
Julius caesar pulled it off.

He was very popular
With the ladies.

Cleopatra used to pull his
Leaves off -- very sexy.

What's this?

Surely these be time travelers
From the future

In such foreign,
Mystical garb.

And who be you, kind sir?
T.J.'s brother.

I got a patio-furniture store
Down in nutley.

Plastic, metal, teak -- whatever
You need, I can hook you up.

Okay, thank you.

[ sighs ]
Just do me a favor.

I'm gonna try to keep a happy,
Proud look on my face

To cover the smirking and
About-to-laugh-my-ass-off face

Just underneath.
Help me achieve this.

They have a community of people,
Of friends, you know,

Who travel together, engage in
Silliness, dress in costume.

I think it's nice.
Hi, lucas.

Oh! Hi, carrie.

Is that a power suit?

It's my only suit.

Looks pretty powerful to me.

So, um, barry
Stayed home.
Who?

The ball and chain.
I'm flying solo tonight.

Save a dance for me?
Uh, I don't dance.

You will dance.

Hey, how 'bout we work
On him together?

I think there's a hoofer buried
Deep inside there, don't you?

I guess.
Carrie,
This is lorelai.

I know. Hi.
Hi.

So, um, there's gonna be
A little delay.

Liz ripped her dress, and it's
Gonna take a while to fix it.

I'm supposed to spread
The message.

Well-spreaded, car--

The message, the message.

She makes me very
Uncomfortable.

Poor liz.

Does she know how to fix
Something like that?

She was never one for
Household skills.

She's at miss patty's?
Don't leave me alone.

Carrie found the guy
With the codpiece.

That will keep her
Occupied.

Hurry back.

Hey.

Oh, lorelai,
Thank heavens.

I'm so bad
With wardrobe.

I ripped it getting up.
I'm such a klutz.

That's why I'm here.
Patty, you have a sewing kit?

Right here, sweetie.
I'm holding everyone up.

No, no.
Hey, today's your day.

If anyone gets to hold
Things up, it's you.

Relax.
Ohh, I'm nervous.

Do I look nervous?
I sound nervous.

You look great.

It's normal to be nervous
On your wedding day.

This is my first wedding of mine
That I've ever been sober for.

I'm probably gonna remember
This one.

The ones that you remember
Are the ones that stick.

What was your wedding like?
Were you this nervous?

Never been married.
You got a kid.

Found a way
Around that.
I see.
You want to get married?

It's inappropriate to propose
To me on your wedding day.

[ laughs ]

But do you want to get married?
You must want to get married.

I guess so, you know,
If I meet the right guy.

I hate being single.

If you got married today or even
In the next few years,

You could be married for 50
Years -- for most of your life.

Same with me and t.J.

I could be married most of my
Life to him.

Isn't that weird
To think about?

I could be married for most
Of my life.

I don't want to screw up
This marriage

Even more than I want
Some pot.

That's how serious I am.

[ knock on door ]

Are you ready?
The crowd's getting restless.

You're getting restless.
Hey, do you two know each other?

Oh, jess and I go way back.
He dated my daughter.

Oh, you broke her
Daughter's heart?

Ah, I, uh...

No, no, he didn't.
It just didn't work out.

Good, 'cause I don't want him
To be like his father.

I want him to be like t.J.
Or my second husband

Or, like, my boyfriend after
My third husband, who died.

They were good guys.

You're all done.
Oh, it's perfect!

Oh, she's
A miracle worker.

I'm gonna go tell
The others.

Thanks, hon!
And thank you.

You're gonna make a great wife
Some day

And a great sister-in-law
To some very lucky girl.

Well, I hope so.

Now, go on, luke's waiting.

Unless my friend, carrie,
Suffocated him with her boobs.

Well, that would be festive.
Here, patty.

Let's check your hair
Real quick, sweetie.

Oh, okay.

Everything okay?

Crisis averted.

Must be starting.

Think they know any zeppelin?

Ooh, roses -- nice.

Does she remind you
Of someone?

Can you say
"Leslie van houten"?

Now, that's impressive.
Yeah.

These tights, I'm telling you --
The best.

I'm happy, my boys are happy,
And they don't ride up.

Hey...Still dry.
Thanks, buddy.

You dried his armpits?

I don't want to talk
About it.

Oh, I want one of those.

She looks happy.

Yeah, she does.

She looks hot.

Smokin'

Don't you say that.

Where's the minister?

* as kids we shared our toys

* with all the girls and boys

* barrel of monkeys

* your battleship sunk me

* please recall the joy

* wheelo, clue, mousetrap

* bash and spirograph

* kaleidoscopes spinning

* yahtzee I'm winning

* think of how we laughed

* but today we share our love

* today we share our love

* for love is the greatest toy
Around *

* around, around

Help.

Think of something
Not funny.
Can't.

You may plant
The ceremonial sword.

Avalanches, earthquakes...

Not doin' it.

Famine...

Hello, friends.

Isn't it a beautiful day?

The day that liz and t.J.
Share their love

In front of those they love.

Liz, do you want to tell t.J.
How you feel?

Yes.

T.J.

Yeah?

My heart just pours out
To you.

You have been so good to me
And for me.

I don't know where I'd be
Without you.

I'd be worse off,
I know that.

[ sighs ]
You're something else.

Nice. T.J.

Well, I wrote something down,

But, for all the good points
About tights --

And there are a lot --
They don't have pockets.

So I gotta go
Off the cuff.

I love ya.

Aw, that wasn't so funny.

Nah, that wasn't funny
At all.

Hi, mama.

Hello, lane.
Thank you for having me.

You find the place okay?

Yes. Here.
Multi-grain soy pudding.

Extra chunky,
The way you like it.

I bet we'll all like it.

We?

Come in, mama.

Mama, these are my roommates --
Zach and brian.

Hello, mrs. Kim.
Welcome.

There's no way I could afford
A place on my own,

So we live together.

We share all the expenses
And a bathroom.

That's unfortunate, but
We're starving artists, mama.

These are my band mates.

Zach, would you make us
Some tea?

I'd be delighted.

I'll get the cups.

How about a tour?

This is the living room,
Obviously.

That's where zach and brian
Sleep.

A solid 8 hours
Every night.

This is my room.

Windows broken but the
Landlord's on it.

Kitchen, refrigerator...

Would you like to pick a tea?
We have a whole selection.

Lapsang oolong, orange pekoe,
Sleepy time?

[ door slams ]

Harry,
They've got turkey legs!

I was born 400 years
Too late.

I mean,
This food is amazing.

Here's
A couple seats.
Okay.

There were boys.
What? Where?

At lane's -- two boys --
One with hair.

O-o-okay,
You went to lane's?

And the place -- broken
Furniture and dirt and boys

And a broken window
And boys

And a tiny fridge and guitars
And boys.

How many boys
Where there?
Two boys.

She stood in that room
With two boys.

I didn't stand alone in a room
With two boys until I was --

I've never done that.

Mrs. Kim, you know why
The boys were there.

She's dirty.
She's not dirty.

She was trying to be up front
With you, and that's good.

She could have hid them
From you, and she didn't.

I wish she did.
No, you don't.

I've met those boys.
They're innocent.

As innocent as if she was
Living with two girls.

So think of them that way.
Think of them as girls.

I don't like girls either.

Well, you like them better
Than boys.
True.

And lane
Is trying so hard.
Girls.

Yeah, think of them as two
Tall, gawky, caring,

Sometimes unwashed girls

Who are watching out for
Your daughter's safety.

Girls.

Girls.

Is she okay?

Um, she will be.
She'll be okay.

Ooh, hey, look.
Jess made a friend.

People think prison's a waste
Of time,

But prison's the best thing
That ever happened to me.

Picked up skills --
Metal working, laundry --

That's a skill.

Doing laundry for 600 guys --
No piece of cake.

Great.

Added fabric softener
For cigarettes.

Career guidance?

He's doing better.
He's gonna be okay.

[ t.J. Laughs ]

It's like a marketing thing.
Don't call 'em "Tights."

You guys don't want
To wear "Tights."

Call 'em "Air pants."
Here's your slogan --

"Air pants --
The pants that breathe."

I'm telling you, we gotta get
In on the ground floor of this.

There they are --
My two heroes.

You saved the wedding.
I saved nothing.

And you're always my hero,
My big brother.

Congratulations, sis.

Wasn't jess great?

It made
All the difference.

It wasn't like it was
A hard thing to do,

But he did it good.

Hey, hey, hey!

You say "Goodbye"
Before you leave.

I'm just going to get
More food.

You promise?
I promise.

Come on,
Let's get some chow.

Okay. Bye, guys.

Oh, she's so happy.

Yeah, and he really
Loves tights.

Oh, you want to know
Something weird?

What?

When I was at miss patty's,
Jess was there.

And he had his backpack,
And it was open,

And I saw this book.

I thought I was
Seeing things.

A book?
Yes.

It was a self-help book
With some goofy title like,

"Learn to love" or "How to
Love when you're unloved"

Or something like that.

Isn't that bizarre?
I don't know.

Well, I'll answer for you.
It is bizarre.

Maybe he's just trying
To learn something,

Better himself.

Have you seen this book?

I know nothing about
This book.

Those kinds of books
Are idiotic.

Not if they help people.

I can't believe you're
Not mocking this book,

Which is so pathetically
Mockable.

Maybe it's more pathetic
If people don't try.

And maybe he's trying.
You ever think of that?

No, but --

He can read whatever
He wants to read.

I forgot to get something
To drink.

You need something
To drink?
I'm fine.

[ laughter ]

No way! No way!

Duke is gonna dominate
The a.C.C. Again.

No way.

Williams? Redick?

Graham, redick has
A 96% free-throw average.

It's a done deal.

Carolina is coming back --
No question.

Question. Question.

What is that?
Your patented 5-beer comeback?

[ laughter ]

Seven free throws, man.

All season -- seven.
That's it.

You're not drinking.

I'm fine.

So you only drink alone?

Pardon me?

The lemonade?

That was just
A roommate thing.

I don't usually drink.

Oh...Pity.

[ shouting ]

[ chuckles ]

You want to get back
To your group?

Not if it's suddenly gonna
Get exciting over here.

I wouldn't count on it.

You have got to lighten up.

Gee, that's one of my
Favorite phrases.

[ glass shatters ]

That's a sign, boys.

Mucky duck?

Mucky duck!

Let's go.

We just got here.

Well, what's a pub crawl
Without the crawl?

Who's got my keys?

He's driving?

He's one of the best drunk
Drivers in connecticut.

Top 50, easy.

[ chuckles ]
You ready?

Actually, I just think
I'm gonna take off.

What?

Yeah, I'm kind of tired.

Rory!

Thanks for everything.

[ sighs ] Well, do you want me
To drive you home?

We came here with jonah.

Right. Well, you need money
For a cab?

I got money.

I feel kind of bad.

Don't.

Okay.

See you later.

Bye.

Putz.

Excuse me,
Is there an atm here?

A few blocks down.
I wouldn't walk, though.

It gets dicey at night.

[ sighs ]

Hi, it's me.

I'm kind of stuck and I --

Well, I didn't know
Who else to call.

Okay, it looks like brian's
Paying for call waiting

For the next two months.

It's not over
Till it's over.

Lane, door!

I'll throw in my share of
Next month's gas bill,

I'm that confident.

You're gonna eat
Your confidence.

Mama.

I'm back.

Pause it, pause it,
Pause it.

Come in.

This, we'll clean up.
Window will be fixed.

Temporary fridge.
You two are girls.

I'll have tea now.

I'll boil water.

I'll bring you
Our selection.

Hope ye took much pleasure
In kajagoogoo.

Methinks oingo boingo willst
Soon makest an appearance.

But first, please clear the
Floor

For our happy couple...Eth.

Yeah, I'd love to see you
Juggle sometime.

I'm a big fan of juggling.

He, uh --
He juggles for money.

You okay?
Yeah, yeah.

We okay?

Yeah, I-I-I didn't mean
To get so defensive.

I didn't mean to make fun of
Jess and what he was reading.

Maybe it's good
That he had it.

You know, maybe --
He's trying.

It's okay.

I mean, that book does sound
Pretty dorky.

Liz and t.J. Wouldst enjoy
Others to join them

In their modest wriggles.

Oh, hey, so your food's
Probably cold.

You want to go get
Some more?

Sure, or we can...
You know.

We can...Do what?

You want to dance?

Really?

Yeah.

Um, you said before
You don't dance.

Well,
I'm a compulsive liar.

Um, okay,
Yeah, let's dance.

Dean.

Hey.

Oh, thank god,
A friendly face.

What happened here?

Oh, I feel so stupid.
I was on this date.

It was a boy that grandma
Saw in diapers.

And she brought him over,

And I tagged along on this
Stupid outing tonight.

He was in diapers?

No, she knew him when he was
A little kid.

So it was this whole
Big group of people,

And they were all drinking
In the car, smoking.

And I just thought, "These are,
Maybe, the last people on earth

That I would want to die in
A car crash with."

Well, I'm glad
You cut it short.

Poor grandma.
It's not her fault.

She was just thinking I was
Lonely, and diaper boy was nice.

Did I say
That I feel stupid?

No, that's okay.
It's cool.

And hungry.
I haven't eaten since breakfast.

Well, then, let's eat.

I have no money.
I've got money.

Excuse me,
Do you guys serve food here?

These are your menus
Right here.

Oh, duh, sorry.

This going on your tab?
What?

That card at the counter?
It's still open.

Put your wallet away,
And I hope you're hungry.

I can eat.

We will start with the
Sample appetizer platter...

This was fun.
Yeah, it was.

So, hard to figure out

Which part of the evening
Was my favorite.

Yeah, there were a few.

Uh, t.J. Throwing his tights
At the bachelors

Instead of liz's garter?
You ducked well, by the way.

Pure self-defense.

Ooh, the choking guy being
Heimliched by the court jester?

That was good.

Or -- or, um, the minister
Making out with crazy carrie?

T.J.'s brother making out
With crazy carrie?

Or that last guy making out
With crazy carrie?

I think that
Was her husband.

Poor barry! [ laughs ]

And it might be the dance.

Really?

Have you been taking
Lessons?

That was all god-given
Talent.

It was fun.

Yeah, it was.

Well, good night.

We should do it again.

What, you got another wedding
Coming up?

Nah, I meant have fun.

You know, like a movie
Or something.

I didn't think you were
A movie guy.

I can be a movie guy.
You like movies.

Yeah --
Good, bad, and in-between.

How 'bout next week?
Sunday?

Sunday?

Sunday -- you free?

I-I think so.

Okay, good.

Good.
Good. Good.

I'll see you...

Before then, but I'll see you
Then, too.

Yeah, I'll see you both
Of those thens.

[ door opens ]

Oh, hey.

You leaving?

Just hanging around,
See if I'd catch you.

Good, I'm glad you did.

You can stay a couple more days,
If you want.

Gotta get back to work.
Right, right.

Did you say "Goodbye"
To your mom?

Yeah, we're good.
I gave her a cellphone number.

Just got it.
Left it for you on the fridge.

Good.

I want to pay you back...
All the money.

You don't have to.
I want to.

And I appreciate it...

Everything --
The money, living here.

Well, it's good to hear,
But I kind of knew that.

Yeah, but,
In a relationship --

Any relationship --

It's important to let the other
Person know you appreciate them

So you don't create barriers

That delay any hope
For reciprocation.

I think I read that
Somewhere.

Yeah?

You're hoping
For reciprocation?

You got it.

I'm here, jess.
I'm always here.

Thanks.

The tie work out?

The tie was perfect.

[ chuckles ]

[ sighs ]

It's only hitting me now.

My classes are done --
Done.

I don't have to think about
Chaucer or euclid or kafka

Or machiavelli for months.

I can just think about
"Jane" magazine

And why did uma wear that
Dress -- fun stuff like that.

You'll still think about
Kafka...And probably chaucer.

Probably.

But those other two bozos
Are history.

You hear me? History!

See in there?
Yeah.

First semester poli. Sci.

Which was your seat?

Oh, we didn't have
Assigned seats,

But I usually sat with my back
To the window

So I wouldn't get
Distracted.

This campus is huge.

And you're seeing it
At a weird time

'cause we're probably the last
Two people left.

[ laughing ]
Man, it's good to get out.

It's good to laugh.

I laughed tonight.
You're funny.

I can be funny.

That's what I just said.

Yeah, but you said it like
I never am.

You -- you're funny.

Yeah?
Well, this is my room.

I know.

Oh, right, you've been here
Before.

Yeah.

Well,
Thanks for saving me.

Yeah, anytime.

Dean, how is it that you
Can be out like this,

Here, with me, or with anyone,
For that matter?

Where does lindsay think
You are?

She thinks I'm out.

Out where?

Doesn't matter.

What's going on with you?

[ door opens ]

What are you doing here?

I need to talk to you.

Jess...

I need to talk to you.
What's going on?

What are you
Doing here?
Rory, please.

Rory?

Go -- go home.

No.

Yes, go.
You should go.

Why won't you leave me alone?
You won't go away.

What do you want?
I don't know.

I just wanted to see you,
Talk to you.

I just...
What?

Come with me.
What?

Come with me.
Where?

I don't know...Away!

Are you crazy?
Probably.

Do it. Come with me.
Don't think about it.

I can't do that.

You can do whatever
You want.

It's not what I want.

It is. I know you.
You don't know me!

Look, we'll go to new york.

We'll work,
We'll be together.

It's what I want.
It's what you want, too.

No!

I want to be with you,
But not here.

Not this place,
Not stars hollow.

We have to start new.

There's nothing to start!

You're packed.
Your stuff is all in boxes.

It's perfect. You're ready.
And I'm ready.

I'm ready for this.
You can count on me now.

I know you couldn't count on me
Before, but you can now.

You can.
No!

Look, you know we're supposed
To be together.

I knew it the first time
I saw you two years ago,

And you know it, too.
I know you do.

No, no, no, no, no!

Don't say "No" just to make me
Stop talking or make me go away.

Only say "No" if you really
Don't want to be with me.

No!

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