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Rory:
This is humiliating.
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Lorelai: oh, no, we passed
Humiliating two minutes ago.
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Luke's gonna be completely
Out of doughnuts
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By the time
We get there.
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I don't why he won't just buy
Six extra sprinkled ones,
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So we'd never have to have
The conversation
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Which we're going to have
If we ever get there.
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I got school in two hours.
I'm never gonna make it.
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Kirk,
How are you doing?
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You sure?
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You seem to be having a little
Trouble forming words there.
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[ strained ]
No...Fine...Me.
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You don't have to take us
All the way to luke's.
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Yes, kirk,
Listen to her.
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I offered you
The first ride
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In kirk's new stars hollow
Pedi-cab,
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And that is exactly
What you're gonna get.
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Okay.
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Time just whizzes by when
You're riding in a pedi-cab.
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Gypsy: hey, guys.
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Hey, gypsy.
Hey, gypsy.
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Gypsy just
Outstrolled us.
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How we doing
Back there?
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We're doing fine,
Kirk.
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I figure this baby's
Gonna be a real money...
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A real money --
Money what, kirk?
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Kirk,
Can you breathe?
[ gasping ]
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Hit the handlebars three times
If you can breathe
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And two if you can't.
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He hit once.
What does once mean?
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That he couldn't
Make it to twice?
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Kirk, stop,
Please.
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Just for a second.
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Then we'll be on our way...
Like the wind.
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Okay,
You know what, kirk?
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This has been
Really fun,
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But I think we'll just
Hoof it the rest of the way.
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But the ride
Wasn't over yet.
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But we don't want
To hog the cab.
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But we'll
Tell our friends.
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What was wrong
With the ride?
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It's great for tourists
Who are new to the town
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And want to make sure
They don't miss a thing.
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I wasn't going that slow.
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No, you just maybe need
A little more training
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Before tourist season
Kicks in.
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Take a spinning class
Or buy some legs.
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Sorry, kirk.
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You will be sorry.
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You'll be sorry
You turned down the chance
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To ride
In stars hollow's...
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Now he's gonna
Hate us forever.
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He's just gonna hate us
Till something shiny comes by.
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Well, well, well.
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I guess it wasn't me
That was slowing things down.
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I guess it was my big,
Fat cargo.
Hey!
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Freshman 15!
Kirk!
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Can't wait
To get my doughnuts!
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Stay away from my doughnut,
Kirk!
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It's my doughnut!
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Freak!
Slow down!
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* if you're out
On the road *
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* feelin' lonely
And so cold *
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* all you have to do
Is call my name *
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* and I'll be there
On the next train *
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* where you lead,
I will follow *
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* anywhere that you tell me to
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* if you need
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* if you need
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* you need me to be with you
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* I will follow
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* oh, oh, oh
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* where you lead,
I will follow *
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* any, anywhere
That you tell me to *
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* if you need
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* if you need
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* you need me to be with you
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* I will follow where you lead
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Might as well stick your head
In a sugar bowl.
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If you can find one
Big enough.
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You won't be able to eat
Like that forever, you know?
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What are you getting?
All bran.
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Asher turned me on to it.
He's a romantic.
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He wants me to live a long time
And be healthy.
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Okay. Just a joke.
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No reflection
On your man-friend.
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So after breakfast, I'm going to
Pick up the sign for our table,
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And then I'll meet you
In the courtyard.
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Antioxidants.
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Yeah, I'll meet you
In the courtyard.
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I'm actually really excited
About this.
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It's our first social protest
Of significance in college.
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I know,
It's so exciting.
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We actually get to do
Something important,
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Make a difference,
Have a say in the world.
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Wouldn't it be amazing
If we could just get
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One burmese political
Prisoner released
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Because of our petition?
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Let's get 'em all out.
Even the guilty ones.
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Seriously? 'cause that'd
Be great, really great.
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So I'll pick you up
At 7:00 saturday morning.
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Janet: okay, glenn.
Thank you.
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No problem, glenn.
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This is
A turning point.
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You know
How you have them,
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When the angry voices
In your head
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Have to shut up
For just a minute?
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Why is he so happy?
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I couldn't get away earlier
For spring break.
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My friends are leaving
Without me.
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I need a ride, glenn has a van,
And there you go.
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You're going to ride
To florida with a guy
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Who's bummed that he got turned
Down by that german cannibal?
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That was just a rumor
And, yes, I'm desperate.
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Glenn's not that bad.
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There's extra room in the van,
In case you guys need a ride.
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I don't think we're gonna do
The whole spring break thing.
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Ever since I broke up
With moon doggie,
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Soakin' up the rays
Hasn't been the same.
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It's going to be
Really fun.
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I'm not really
A spring break kind of gal,
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But thank you
For the offer.
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Okay, but if you
Change your mind...
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Gary gilmore's got room
In the car -- got it.
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Oh, janet, if you have a chance,
You should stop by
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And sign our petition for
Political prisoners in burma.
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Actually, I have to run out
And get a new bathing suit
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Before my class
This afternoon.
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Think of all the tortured souls
Festering in burma
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While you're at
The size-2 rack.
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I hate that she's thin.
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[ sighs ] Hi, luke.
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I saw you come in.
I was gonna get to you, okay?
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If you don't like the service,
You can go somewhere else.
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Who could not
Like the service?
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I'm busy.
You ready to order?
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Just coffee for now.
Is everything okay?
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You're not gonna eat?
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I just came in for coffee
And to show you something.
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We got the sample stationery
And postcards for the inn.
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What?
You know, the stationery
And the postcards
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That you leave
In the guests' room
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So that they can
Write a letter home saying,
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"Having a great time --
Wish you were here."
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Which, of course,
They don't,
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Because you were the thing they
Were trying to get away from.
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Nobody uses that stuff.
Oh, sure they do.
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I have never once
Stayed in a hotel
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And used the stationery
Or written a postcard.
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Are you gonna order?
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I did order,
And what is with you?
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Nothin' -- I'm fine.
The postcards are fine.
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I don't know why you're
Showing them to me anyhow.
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Because you are
An investor in the inn.
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I want to keep you
Apprised of the goings-on.
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I am not an investor.
I loaned you money.
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That is what
Investors do.
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An investor
Goes to meetings.
We're having a meeting.
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They're involved
In the business decisions.
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Hello...Stationery.
Decide -- yes, no.
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[ sighs ]
I'll get your coffee.
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Um...Do you want
To talk about it?
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What?
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Whatever it is that's put you
In this charming mood.
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[ clears throat ]
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I am not
Wearing my socks.
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What?
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I am not
Wearing my socks.
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So, what are those,
Someone else's?
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Yes.
What?
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I am wearing
Someone else's socks.
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I'm sorry, I need more.
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I spent the night
At nicole's place.
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Also known as
"Your place."
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Got up a little late,
Grabbed a pair of socks,
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And it wasn't until
I was halfway to work
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That I realized they were
Someone else's socks.
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And you're sure
About this?
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Hey, if there's one thing in
This life I am sure about,
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It's my socks.
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I buy the same brand
In bulk,
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And I've been doing this
For as long as I can remember.
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My socks are all white
With a red stripe.
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These are white
With a gold stripe
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And some sort of
Fruity padding in the toe.
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Maybe they're jess' socks.
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They are not jess' socks.
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Well, maybe when you went
To the laundromat,
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Someone accidently left
A pair of socks in the dryer,
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And then your --
I don't go
To a laundromat.
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Uh, maybe
They're nicole's socks.
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You know,
Her gym socks or...
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You're not
Wearing your socks.
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I am not
Wearing my socks.
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Rory: show your support
For the burmese prisoners.
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Sign up now --
Take a stand.
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This bowl of rice is
All a burmese prisoner
Gets to eat in a day.
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One bowl -- that's it.
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No butter or soy sauce...
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Enjoy your "Maxim."
You couldn't read that in burma!
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I'm freezing.
Me too.
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[ sighs ] Look at all these
Hypocrites passing by.
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Everyone claims to be
So politically aware,
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But not one person can
Stop by for two seconds
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To sign
A stupid petition.
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People suck.
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You all suck!
Paris, the rice!
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Great, we have one prop,
And it's blowing away.
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You knocked it over.
You put it
Right in front of me.
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How was I supposed to know
You were gonna jump out of
Your seat like a maniac?
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You room with me.
You should have known.
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Hey, rory, paris.
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Oh, glenn, I'm so glad
You stopped by
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Because this is an issue
That affects every person
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That has a heart
And a soul.
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A great injustice is being
Perpetrated on our watch,
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And we've got to do
Something to stop it.
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Aren't you gonna
Sign the petition?
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No, I just needed a place
To put my sandwich down.
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Is that a raindrop?
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Yep.
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Paris: out of the way.
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Is it raining?
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No, it's national baptism day.
Tie your tubes, idiot.
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Wet.
Cold.
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[ door slams ]
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Go, go!
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I get the radiator.
No way.
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You got it last night.
I did not!
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Paris, you took up
The whole thing with your
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"Hey, gore, don't endorse me"
Sweatshirt,
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And my blue sweater
Is still soaked.
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Oh, my god,
I'm cold!
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We're wimps -- we would last
Two seconds in burma.
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At least
It's warm in burma.
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Okay, we're horrible.
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This is the kind of cold you
Read about in a dickens' novel.
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We should be in a workhouse
Or shilling for fagin.
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It's supposed to be spring.
Why is it still cold?
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It's been the coldest winter
In the history of winter.
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My brain --
I think it's frozen.
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Is that possible?
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And these gray skies --
It's a blanket of misery.
244
00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:42,890
All I can think about
Is getting warm.
245
00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:44,925
That's all
I can think about.
246
00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:49,196
It's warm in florida.
247
00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:51,331
What?
248
00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:52,666
Nothing.
249
00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:53,767
Did you say "Florida"?
250
00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:54,802
No.
251
00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:55,803
Yes.
252
00:08:55,836 --> 00:08:57,771
Seriously?
Maybe.
253
00:08:57,805 --> 00:09:00,007
But it's spring break.
I know.
254
00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,875
It's "Girls gone wild,"
And boys doing the twist.
255
00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:03,276
We're not spring-breaky people,
Are we?
256
00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:05,045
I don't know
What we are,
257
00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:07,247
But I am so cold right now that
The thought of spending a week
258
00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:10,017
With a bunch of drunken bimbos
And rattle-headed frat boys
259
00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,285
Seems like a very good
Trade off for being warm.
260
00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:13,654
Warm...
261
00:09:15,022 --> 00:09:16,289
Warm...
262
00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:20,628
Mom,
Where's my bathing suit?
263
00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:22,763
Lorelai: uh...Do you have
A bathing suit?
264
00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:24,097
Of course
I have a bathing suit.
265
00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:25,666
When was the last time
You wore it?
266
00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:27,000
I don't remember.
267
00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:28,602
Uh, did it involve
A rubber ducky?
268
00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:30,203
No...I don't think.
269
00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,806
Check the bottom drawer,
And I will look in your closet.
270
00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:35,709
So now, tell me again --
Who's driving?
271
00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:37,077
Glenn.
It's his mom's van.
272
00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:38,846
And this glenn --
He's a good driver?
273
00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:40,914
I have no idea.
274
00:09:40,948 --> 00:09:42,616
You've got
To learn to lie.
275
00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:44,284
Glenn's a very responsible guy.
I'm sure it will be fine.
276
00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:46,787
And the place you're staying
Is safe?
Yes.
277
00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:48,055
Now you're catching on.
278
00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,823
Ahh! Aha!
Bathing suit.
279
00:09:49,857 --> 00:09:52,860
Now we just have to find
The wimple that goes with it.
280
00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:54,928
Hey, was I supposed to clear
This with you first?
281
00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:56,329
Clear what with me?
Going away.
282
00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:57,831
Oh, I don't know.
283
00:09:57,865 --> 00:09:59,132
I don't live here anymore,
284
00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:00,868
So I'm not sure
What the protocol is.
285
00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:02,670
I think as long
As I know now,
286
00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:05,038
And I feel as if I have
Veto power, we're good.
287
00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:06,373
You have veto power?
No.
288
00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:07,975
I feel as if I have
Veto power --
289
00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:09,376
Very different statement.
290
00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:11,645
But you'll call me a lot
While you're there, right?
291
00:10:11,679 --> 00:10:13,313
You're not worried,
Are you?
292
00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:15,248
Because I'm just going for the
Sun and to read, nothing more.
293
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:16,984
I know, I know.
294
00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:19,186
It's just it's always the good
Kids who've never had a drink
295
00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:21,655
That take one sip of kahlua
And fall out of a window.
296
00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:24,224
So you're sad you never
Taught me how to drink?
Exactly!
297
00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:25,993
Grab a bottle and some quarters
And let's go.
298
00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,260
No falling out of windows.
299
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,729
Not even
A first-floor one.
300
00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:29,997
And don't drink.
301
00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,865
And after you're done
Not drinking,
302
00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:33,901
Drink tons of water
And take two aspirin
Before you go to bed.
303
00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:35,435
And take paris
With you everywhere.
304
00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:38,005
Not much can happen
With that girl along.
305
00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:40,173
They're here.
Oh.
306
00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:42,710
Maybe they can stop by a bathing
Suit store along the way.
307
00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:44,311
My suit is fine.
308
00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:46,013
No, sure it is.
309
00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:48,281
It's nice to be able to go
From the beach to the mosque
310
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:49,783
Without having to change.
311
00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:54,988
Glenn:
Seriously, paris, get out!
312
00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:56,356
Paris:
No! I have to drive.
313
00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:58,225
You drive exactly like
You look like you drive.
314
00:10:58,258 --> 00:10:59,860
What's that
Supposed to mean?
315
00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,729
You speed like a maniac.
You tailgate.
316
00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:03,096
They were going
Two miles an hour.
317
00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,431
It was
A driving-school car.
318
00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:06,099
Well, they went to school
To learn a lesson.
319
00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:07,935
I was just giving them
Their money's worth.
320
00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:09,202
Hey, guys.
321
00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:11,171
Let's go.
We're on a schedule.
322
00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:12,439
Janet: thank god
You're here.
323
00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:13,907
Glenn,
This is my mom.
324
00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:15,175
Hi, I'm lorelai.
325
00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:17,477
Congratulations on being
Student of the month
326
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,713
At the grandville
Middle school.
327
00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:21,849
You lookin' forward
To the beach?
Yes, I am.
328
00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:23,817
You don't have to show up
In what you're going to wear.
329
00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:25,118
They'll let you change
When you get there.
330
00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:26,319
I'm not cold.
331
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:27,755
No, of course not.
332
00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,422
Could you?
Thanks.
333
00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:31,291
So, how come
Paris is driving?
334
00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:33,426
Are we gonna
Go through this again?
335
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:35,763
I can't be in a car if anybody
Else is driving, okay?
336
00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:38,031
If I die in a car crash,
It's going to be at my own hand.
337
00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:39,399
Hi, paris.
Hi, lorelai.
338
00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:41,101
Bye. No windows.
No windows.
339
00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:44,304
Oh, hey, um, glenn, would you
Mind if rory sits up front?
340
00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:45,906
She gets carsick.
341
00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,007
Okay.
342
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,342
Airbags.
343
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,945
Okay, um, have fun.
Drive safely.
344
00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:54,014
Let's go...And say a prayer
For the roadkill.
345
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,389
[ indistinct conversations ]
346
00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:10,063
[ tires screech ]
347
00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:12,199
You're a lunatic!
348
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,201
Hey, I shaved three hours
Off the mapquest estimate.
349
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,836
How about a "Thank you"
For that?
350
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,137
Who's in charge here?
351
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,806
I'm guessing pink shirts
And white shorts?
352
00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:20,340
I think my clothing choice
Has been vindicated.
353
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:22,175
Swank attire
And desperation for approval.
354
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:23,543
The chicks
Are gonna eat you up.
355
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,478
It is warm.
Are you feeling the warmth?
356
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:27,247
I'm definitely
Starting to thaw.
357
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,549
Name, please.
It's under "Billings."
358
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,018
Okay...
359
00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:33,854
Okay, we have you girls
In room 6.
360
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,122
And what is your name?
Jack.
361
00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:36,790
Jack.
Well, jack, hello.
362
00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:38,525
I'm paris,
And this is andrew.
363
00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:40,828
We just want to make sure that
We're getting your best room.
364
00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:42,495
Actually,
Room 9 has a better view,
365
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,397
And it's closer
To the ice machine.
366
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:45,899
Let's go with 9.
367
00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,334
Now, who's gonna help
With our bags?
368
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,069
Good.
Okay, those four bags...
369
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,570
Uh, rory,
Your bookbag...
370
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,572
Um, sure.
371
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,507
I'm gonna go
For a run.
372
00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,910
Just a short one
Around the block.
373
00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:59,479
She looks so normal,
And then that happens.
374
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:02,415
Paris geller, room 9.
Remember that.
375
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:05,152
A lot of people make
The mistake of tipping
At the end of a trip.
376
00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:06,920
But I always tip
As you go along.
377
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:09,056
That way, they never know
When the honeypot dries up,
378
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:11,058
And it keeps them
From going through your stuff
379
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:12,926
And robbing you blind.
380
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:16,329
Paris geller, room 9.
Remember that.
381
00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:20,000
Oh, man, look at that.
We're right on the ocean.
382
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:21,869
Paris, look at it.
It's right there.
383
00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:23,136
I see it.
384
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:25,505
Oh, hey,
We're in room 9.
385
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:28,876
Feel free to keep the sheets
Clean and the towels coming.
386
00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:31,278
Okay...Not bad.
387
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,980
Hey, you know
What would be swell?
388
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:34,547
A vcr to go
With that television set.
389
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,316
You mind?
You're aces, pal...Really.
390
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,151
I'm giving the toast
At your wedding.
391
00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:40,187
Well, at least it doesn't
Smell bad in here.
392
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,255
Pull your covers down
And roll on the bed.
Why?
393
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:44,157
We are sharing this room
With four other girls, rory.
394
00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:46,193
Plus barbie -- we have
To stake out our territory.
395
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,261
Yes, and then we need
To up your dosage.
396
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:51,131
Look, a person comes in --
They see a dent in the bed,
397
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,532
Possibly a hair
On the pillow...
398
00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:54,201
So the person's
David caruso?
399
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:55,602
They'll figure
That bed is taken.
400
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,204
They will then move on
To the couch or the rollaway.
401
00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:59,839
That's insane.
Okay, suit yourself.
402
00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:05,378
[ indistinct clamoring ]
403
00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:08,949
And I was worried
I would I feel stupid.
404
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,984
[ indistinct yelling ]
405
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:22,562
Where are you going?
406
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:25,432
To see what all
The ruckus is about.
407
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:31,404
Man, that's a lot of people
Stuck to that tiny car.
408
00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:32,906
[ indistinct conversations ]
409
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,607
Hey.
410
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,243
Hey.
411
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:38,111
Hmm, that was subtle.
412
00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:39,512
What are you
Talking about?
413
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,581
Your gentleman
And his trashy moment.
414
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,116
He said "Hey."
I heard.
415
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:45,185
I said "Hey" back.
You did.
416
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,988
In burma, you'd be
Married...Or brutally killed.
417
00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:50,257
I'm gonna
Go make my bed.
418
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,192
Man, I'm thirsty.
419
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:55,362
Root beer?
420
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,197
Paris, the guy
Doesn't work for you.
421
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,598
Not yet.
422
00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:00,934
With that mug of his,
It's only a matter of time.
423
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,639
I overslept again.
I know.
424
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:09,342
Why didn't you
Get me up?
I tried,
And you bit me.
425
00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:10,677
I did not bite you.
426
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,445
I did bite you -- cool!
427
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,314
Here, eat this
Before it gets cold.
428
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,349
You made french toast?
429
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,118
Well, I had a lot of energy
After my run, so...
430
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:19,452
You went running?
431
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,654
Well, I had to wait
For the laundry to dry.
432
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,323
You had an entire day
Before I woke up.
433
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,491
Here, you want bacon?
434
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,126
You went out
And slaughtered a pig
435
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,627
Between the running
And the french toast?
436
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,696
Yes, and by the way, that
Whole ozone-layer problem...
437
00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:31,164
Taken care of.
438
00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:32,699
You're my
Green-party hero.
439
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,367
Here.
Oh, no -- can't.
440
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:36,970
I have to get to the printers
And pick up the brochures
441
00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:38,405
Because today
Is mailing day.
442
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,407
But do you have a baggie?
Uh, yeah, here.
443
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,042
Perfect.
444
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:46,613
Mmm.
445
00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:50,650
What are you doing?
446
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,352
This is french toast
On-the-go.
447
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,221
The other drivers on the road
Love it.
448
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,423
Come here.
I'll call you later.
449
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,091
We'll plan our weekend.
450
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,293
Um, hey, lorelai,
Hold on a second.
451
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,630
Here.
A key.
452
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,432
Yeah, it's a key
To the apartment.
453
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,600
Oh...Good.
454
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,702
Do you want me
To let someone in?
455
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:11,571
No, it's just
An extra key.
456
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,606
I thought, if you were coming
Over and I was running late...
457
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,608
This way you didn't have
To wait in the hallway.
458
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,044
Okay.
459
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,611
Or if you were
Carrying something,
460
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,413
And you couldn't wait for me
To get to the door...
461
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:22,082
This way,
You're all set.
462
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:24,351
Okay...Good.
Makes sense.
463
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,686
Yeah, it's just
A practical thing.
Oh, good.
464
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,121
Or you don't
Have to take it.
465
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:29,422
No, I'll --
I'll take it.
466
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:30,790
I mean,
I know how it is.
467
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,792
You've got your keys
On your ring just so,
468
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,428
And then you put in a new one --
It throws off the whole balance.
469
00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,097
Well, if you think --
Or you can keep it.
470
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,698
You sure?
If you want.
471
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,300
[ sighs ]
I can go either way.
472
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,434
It's fine with me.
473
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:43,170
Well, which way?
Either way.
474
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:45,072
Well, I'll take it,
[chuckles] Okay?
475
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:46,339
Thanks for
The french toast.
476
00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:48,108
Uh...Thanks for
The hand injury.
477
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:50,310
Anytime.
Bye.
478
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,050
Paris: here --
It's over here.
479
00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:59,219
Rory: whoa, how did we
Get a tent?
480
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:00,487
Toby, again.
481
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,688
Which one's toby?
482
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,090
The one
With the bandaged hand.
483
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,491
He cut it
Setting this up.
484
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,226
I popped him
Another sawbuck.
485
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,095
Cool tent!
How'd we get it?
486
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,596
Stay ignorant,
Glenn.
487
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:12,265
It comes with the oppressive
Guilt of the ruling class.
488
00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:14,534
Hey, janet.
I like your suit.
489
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:15,702
Thanks, glenn.
490
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,105
Hey...Hot dogs.
491
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,539
Man, it is
So loud out here.
492
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:21,641
You never think of the beach
As being loud.
493
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:23,410
You do when there's
A band of huns
494
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:25,212
Re-enacting "Top gun"
In back of you.
495
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:26,613
Hey! Throw it back.
496
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:27,814
No!
497
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,249
Paris:
What are you doing?
498
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,683
Rory:
Putting a towel down.
499
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,819
Don't.
We have, like, a hundred
Towels in the room.
500
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:35,155
There's so many towels, there's
Basically no room for us.
501
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:36,423
Man:
I need my ball.
502
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:38,591
You need
A couple of 'em, pal.
503
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:39,792
Here.
Ignore her.
504
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:41,594
She likes it.
505
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:42,829
Rory, stop.
506
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,464
I'm not gonna
Sit in the sand, paris.
507
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,866
Over here.
508
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,868
Great....Okay.
509
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,204
Thanks.
510
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:53,206
Now, we're going to need
A fruit plate in about an hour
511
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,508
And keep
The ice tea coming.
512
00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:59,512
What?
Nothing but
Admiration here.
513
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:01,481
I'm going to go
Do my laps in the ocean.
514
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:02,782
You're gonna work out
On spring break?
515
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,817
Exercise is a high.
You should try it.
516
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,486
Are you properly
Sunscreened?
517
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:09,122
10 minutes in the sun can cause
Irreparable skin damage.
518
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:11,158
And constant shoulder tension
Creates a hunchback.
519
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,392
Fine, go.
520
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,893
I hear melanoma
Is very in this year.
521
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,562
Here, casper,
You better use this.
522
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,397
You're just lucky you got
A fruit plate coming.
523
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,201
Rory, paris!
Oh, my god!
524
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:22,602
Unbelievable.
525
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,471
What are you guys
Doing here?
526
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:27,207
Actually we came for tulane's
Spring break and just stayed.
527
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,276
Madeline:
We've been here a month.
528
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:30,677
I'm so excited
To see you guys.
529
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:33,346
Paris, you missed a spot.
I can see skin.
530
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:34,847
So, when did you
Get here?
531
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:36,283
2:00 this morning.
532
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,817
I love 2:00
In the morning.
533
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,819
You guys
Are having a good time?
534
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,621
Uh, way better
Than most other people.
535
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,723
It took a couple of weeks
To get the right routine down,
536
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,225
But now we own this town.
537
00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:46,926
The chamber of commerce
Must be thrilled.
538
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,661
I think the last place
On earth
539
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:50,397
I would ever expect to find
Paris geller is at spring break.
540
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,265
Hey, I'm up
For new things.
541
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:54,367
Then we have to make sure
You do this right.
There are rules.
542
00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:57,237
There always are
In a civilized society.
543
00:18:57,270 --> 00:19:00,240
It is very important to find
The right hot club every night.
544
00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:02,309
What was hot last night
Is not tonight.
545
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,777
Madeline: adjust your sleeping
Patterns for maximum partying.
546
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:07,180
Mid-to-late-afternoon sleeping
Allows the best stamina.
547
00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:08,715
Okay.
You got that, paris?
548
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,350
Were we really friends
At one point?
549
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:12,552
They do card at the clubs,
But there's ways around it.
550
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,554
Major flirting...
A sexy voice...
551
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:15,922
And, if all that fails,
Make out.
552
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:17,890
Rory: with who?
Each other.
553
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:19,792
We found that
If we kiss each other,
554
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,728
We can get anything
We want from guys.
555
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:23,430
T-shirts, boat rides,
Frisbees...
556
00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:24,764
Earrings, sea-dos...
557
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:26,733
Okay.
Well, that is a good tip.
558
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,801
Yeah, maybe later
I'll pants you for an altoid.
559
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,737
Madeline:
Hey, where are you staying?
The sea sprite.
560
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:33,306
We've made out there.
561
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,442
Louise, it's 1:00.
562
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:36,843
We've got to go
Get to bed.
563
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,878
We'll come
See you tonight.
564
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:44,317
I liked the
Pant-you-for-an-altoid thing.
565
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,355
Oh, my god,
I'm starving.
566
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,457
I can't believe what a great
Video store that was.
567
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,325
A little research
Before a trip never hurts.
568
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,927
Pizza and
"The power of myth"...
569
00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:58,298
A perfect evening.
570
00:19:58,331 --> 00:19:59,799
What?
571
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,901
Nothing -- just checking
The messages, that's all.
572
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,570
Are you expecting
A call from asher?
573
00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:05,438
No, I'm not
Expecting a call.
574
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:08,508
He's at a conference in denver,
So I'm not expecting a call.
575
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,243
I mean,
He knows I'm here,
576
00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:11,911
And I left him a contact number
In case of emergencies,
577
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:14,281
But not expecting a call.
578
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:22,489
God, I love this.
I've seen it four times.
579
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:23,756
Five.
Seriously?
580
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:25,425
It was almost six,
581
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,026
But my mom tried to be
Funny one day and hid it.
582
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,561
I thought you and your mom
Got along?
583
00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:30,263
Even we
Have our dark periods.
584
00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:34,267
Wow, it sounds like
Quite a party out there.
585
00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:35,602
Yep.
586
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:36,936
I think someone
Just got thrown in the pool.
587
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,805
I hope it's the guy
Who took my five bucks
588
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:41,841
And never brought me
A root beer.
589
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:43,976
Okay, I'm sorry,
Are we doing this right?
590
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,912
Doing what right?
Spring break.
591
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:48,715
We're in here alone with
Joseph campbell and bill moyers,
592
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,483
And everyone else
Is out there with --
593
00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:52,319
Everyone else?
Yeah.
594
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:54,421
But...We love bill moyers.
595
00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:55,988
Yes, we do love
Bill moyers.
596
00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:58,291
But we did come here
For spring break,
597
00:20:58,325 --> 00:21:00,893
And I'm just wondering
If we're not spring-breaking
598
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:03,296
The way you're supposed
To spring break.
599
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:04,764
You're probably right.
600
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:06,733
I mean, if we're here,
We should probably commit.
601
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,435
Try to experience
The entire event.
602
00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:10,470
With other people,
Outside this room.
603
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:11,638
Okay.
604
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:13,406
Let's do it.
Let's commit.
605
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,408
Okay. Starting now?
Starting now.
606
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:18,345
Man:
...To explain the universe
And their place in it.
607
00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:20,012
The 20 books
He wrote or edited
608
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:21,981
And have influenced artists
And performers...
609
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:24,451
Tomorrow's fine, too.
Absolutely.
610
00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:26,686
...When he died,
He was working on a monumental,
611
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:29,088
Historical atlas
Of world mythology --
612
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,090
His effort to bring
Under one roof
613
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,326
The spiritual and intellectual
Wisdom of a lifetime.
614
00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:38,565
I got $5 on the blond
With the tattoo.
615
00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:39,999
You always go
For the tattoos.
616
00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:41,668
God, I'm starving.
617
00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:44,337
I haven't had anything
But vending-machine junk.
618
00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:46,806
I would kill for something
Nonsynthetic.
619
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:50,410
Ohh! Perfect.
620
00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:52,579
Okay, forget I said
"Giant q-tips."
621
00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:54,714
They're not hitting each other
With giant q-tips.
622
00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,516
But now I can't get
Giant q-tips out of my head.
623
00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:57,784
It's too powerful a visual.
624
00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,419
I know, I'm sorry.
625
00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:00,587
So how is it?
626
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:01,721
It's good so far.
627
00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:02,722
Yeah, how good?
628
00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:04,357
I haven't had a drink yet.
629
00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:05,858
Okay, are you sure
You weren't drinking,
630
00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:07,794
And that's why you think
They're giant q-tips?
631
00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:11,364
Um...Maybe.
632
00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:13,065
Hello?
What just happened?
633
00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:16,569
Hmm?
634
00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:18,505
You sound distracted.
Did something cute just walk by?
635
00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:20,006
Um...No.
636
00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:22,642
No, I was just trying
To think of something better
637
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,711
To describe the,
Uh, the giant q-tips.
638
00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:25,845
So I'll call you later,
Okay?
639
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:27,747
No windows.
No windows.
640
00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:33,953
What?
641
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:36,456
Excellent taste.
What's his name?
642
00:22:36,489 --> 00:22:37,724
Whose name?
643
00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:39,158
The guy you were
Just staring at.
644
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,493
I wasn't staring.
645
00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:42,028
Oh, no.
646
00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:43,162
The twins.
647
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:44,564
God, they're everywhere.
648
00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:46,433
We can't compete
Against twins.
649
00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:48,835
Especially once they caught on
To the whole kissing thing.
650
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,403
Let's find another pool.
651
00:22:50,437 --> 00:22:52,439
We'll see you guys
Tonight.
Rory: okay.
652
00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:57,143
Hey, why don't you go get us
Something at the bar?
653
00:22:57,176 --> 00:22:58,745
What?
654
00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:00,112
Then you can go
Talk to that guy.
655
00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:03,149
[ indistinct conversation ]
656
00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:04,484
Uh, that's okay.
657
00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:05,685
Come on -- go.
658
00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:07,554
Flirting seems to be
A very big part
659
00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:09,756
Of this spring break ritual,
And I'm taken.
660
00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:11,624
I have to live vicariously
Through you.
661
00:23:11,658 --> 00:23:13,159
Well...
662
00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:14,794
Man on loudspeaker:
The banana-eating contest
663
00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:16,028
Is about to start
On the upper level.
664
00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:17,530
Oh, real food.
Thank god.
665
00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:19,432
Um...Paris.
666
00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:35,081
Hey, um, do you know
What those things are called
667
00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:38,551
That they hit each other
In the pool with?
668
00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:40,086
No, I don't.
669
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:42,689
Oh, just wondering.
670
00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:43,956
[ can tab pops ]
671
00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:45,224
Do I lose points for that?
672
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:47,026
No, no points lost.
673
00:23:47,059 --> 00:23:48,695
Man:
Hey, sean, man, come on!
674
00:23:48,728 --> 00:23:49,729
Comin'.
675
00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:50,730
See ya.
676
00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:52,499
Oh, okay.
677
00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:53,866
See ya.
678
00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:55,635
[ young men shouting ]
679
00:23:55,668 --> 00:23:57,537
Paris: I must be crazy for
Thinking a banana-eating contest
680
00:23:57,570 --> 00:23:58,938
Was about eating a banana!
681
00:25:54,787 --> 00:25:56,155
You guys want something?
682
00:25:56,188 --> 00:25:57,289
Maybe later.
683
00:25:57,323 --> 00:25:59,258
We'll be back.
684
00:26:19,679 --> 00:26:21,681
[ glasses clink,
Drink spills ]
685
00:26:26,886 --> 00:26:28,888
[ cheering ]
686
00:26:34,694 --> 00:26:36,328
Wow, quite a scene.
687
00:26:36,362 --> 00:26:38,631
Yeah, I guess we found
The hot place tonight.
688
00:26:38,665 --> 00:26:41,233
Yep, no one can sniff out
The hip like we can.
689
00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:43,770
Okay, so,
Here we are.
690
00:26:43,803 --> 00:26:45,171
We should do something.
691
00:26:45,204 --> 00:26:46,673
What?
692
00:26:46,706 --> 00:26:47,974
I don't know.
693
00:26:48,007 --> 00:26:49,275
We could dance.
694
00:26:49,308 --> 00:26:51,043
Dance...Okay, sure.
695
00:26:51,077 --> 00:26:52,178
Let's -- let's dance.
696
00:26:52,211 --> 00:26:53,746
Okay, let's dance.
697
00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:57,850
This is fun.
Yep.
698
00:26:57,884 --> 00:26:59,185
[ chuckles ][ chuckles ]
699
00:26:59,218 --> 00:27:01,754
Hey, I think
Your husband's here.
700
00:27:01,788 --> 00:27:03,322
What? Where?
701
00:27:06,058 --> 00:27:07,760
Why don't you go
Buy him a drink?
702
00:27:07,794 --> 00:27:09,395
What,
Like a nice ginger ale?
703
00:27:09,428 --> 00:27:11,964
Maybe you could get madeline and
Louise to buy a drink for you,
704
00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:13,733
And then you could go
Bring it to him.
705
00:27:24,711 --> 00:27:27,079
Well, that was the shortest
Relationship ever.
706
00:27:27,113 --> 00:27:29,749
What?
He looked, he saw,
He changed his mind.
707
00:27:29,782 --> 00:27:31,183
Sorry.
708
00:27:39,859 --> 00:27:41,694
Okay,
What is going on here?
709
00:27:41,728 --> 00:27:42,962
What?
710
00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:44,263
Why is every single person
In this place
711
00:27:44,296 --> 00:27:45,765
Having a better time
Than we are?
712
00:27:45,798 --> 00:27:47,333
Well, I don't know
That they are.
713
00:27:47,366 --> 00:27:49,301
Look around.
714
00:27:49,335 --> 00:27:52,104
Every single person in
This place is having a
Better time than we are.
715
00:27:52,138 --> 00:27:54,807
Why? I mean, we've been doing
Everything everybody else is.
716
00:27:54,841 --> 00:27:56,175
We're here,
In the hot place.
717
00:27:56,208 --> 00:27:57,777
So we're not
Great dancers.
718
00:27:57,810 --> 00:28:00,279
We did the hanging out
At the pool part pretty well.
719
00:28:00,312 --> 00:28:01,881
We're not
Trying hard enough.
720
00:28:01,914 --> 00:28:03,750
What are you talking about?
This is not a test.
721
00:28:03,783 --> 00:28:05,184
We came here
To do spring break,
722
00:28:05,217 --> 00:28:06,919
And we are going
To do spring break.
723
00:28:06,953 --> 00:28:09,188
Well, what else
Do you suggest we do?
724
00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:10,757
[ squeals ]
725
00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:12,759
What are you doing?
Are you crazy?
726
00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:14,460
Well, madeline
And louise do it.
727
00:28:14,493 --> 00:28:16,963
Madeline and louise
Wear their underwear
Outside of their clothes.
728
00:28:16,996 --> 00:28:19,065
I don't want to do
What madeline and louise do.
729
00:28:19,098 --> 00:28:21,200
I just thought --
Just stop thinking, okay?
730
00:28:21,233 --> 00:28:23,069
Your thinking
Is very, very dangerous.
731
00:28:23,102 --> 00:28:25,137
Rory...
You're not my type.
732
00:28:25,171 --> 00:28:27,073
Will you just wait?
What?
733
00:28:27,106 --> 00:28:28,941
How was I --
As a kisser?
734
00:28:28,975 --> 00:28:30,176
Oh, man!
735
00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:32,044
Well, I've always
Wanted to know,
736
00:28:32,078 --> 00:28:34,013
And you can't ask a guy
'cause that's a sign
Of low self esteem,
737
00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:35,347
Which I've read
Is really not sexy.
738
00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:36,849
So tell me --
How am I?
739
00:28:36,883 --> 00:28:38,317
Do I need to relax
My lips a little,
740
00:28:38,350 --> 00:28:40,319
Maybe open my mouth more,
Make it more inviting?
741
00:28:40,352 --> 00:28:42,288
I need some fresh air.
742
00:28:42,321 --> 00:28:44,123
Hey.
Where you goin'?
743
00:28:44,156 --> 00:28:45,291
Um, outside.
744
00:28:45,324 --> 00:28:47,026
Can I come with you?
Oh, well...
745
00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:48,394
Maybe your girlfriend
Wants to come, too.
746
00:28:48,427 --> 00:28:49,929
My girlfriend?
747
00:28:49,962 --> 00:28:51,297
I gotta tell you --
That was some kiss.
748
00:28:51,330 --> 00:28:52,799
Oh, my god!
749
00:28:53,866 --> 00:28:55,267
So the movie
Was good.
750
00:28:55,301 --> 00:28:57,870
Nice to see michael caine
Working again.
751
00:28:57,904 --> 00:28:59,872
Which was sarcastic...
752
00:28:59,906 --> 00:29:02,875
'cause he works a lot...
753
00:29:02,909 --> 00:29:04,543
Constantly.
[ chuckles ]
754
00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:06,879
Never says "No" to anything,
Which can be risky, you know?
755
00:29:06,913 --> 00:29:08,147
Lowers your
Batting average.
756
00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:09,982
Well,
I'm glad you liked it.
757
00:29:10,016 --> 00:29:13,519
[ sighs ] Jason, you're making
Me work too hard tonight.
758
00:29:13,552 --> 00:29:15,187
[ sighs ] I know.
759
00:29:15,221 --> 00:29:17,423
I mean, I wore the cute boots,
You know?
760
00:29:17,456 --> 00:29:19,992
Do you see the cute boots?
Very cute boots.
761
00:29:20,026 --> 00:29:22,361
Well, I've had a full night,
What with the walking straight,
762
00:29:22,394 --> 00:29:24,363
The balancing, and the not
Yelping out in pain.
763
00:29:24,396 --> 00:29:26,532
If I'd known I'd also had
To do all the talking, I --
764
00:29:26,565 --> 00:29:28,067
I think I did it wrong.
765
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,135
You did what wrong?
766
00:29:29,168 --> 00:29:30,803
The key
That I gave you.
767
00:29:30,837 --> 00:29:32,271
The key...To your apartment?
768
00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:34,273
The key was supposed
To say something.
769
00:29:34,306 --> 00:29:36,575
So it's a talking key.
770
00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:39,178
Look, you and I are hitting
That point in a relationship
771
00:29:39,211 --> 00:29:41,513
Where I usually
Break it off.
772
00:29:41,547 --> 00:29:44,951
Oh, well, gee,
Should we get a cake?
773
00:29:44,984 --> 00:29:48,387
Every single time with
Every other woman I've
Been involved with,
774
00:29:48,420 --> 00:29:51,123
This is about the time
That I would --
[ sighs ] Bolt?
775
00:29:51,157 --> 00:29:54,293
I was gonna say "Run," but
"Bolt" sounds more masculine,
776
00:29:54,326 --> 00:29:56,062
So yeah, sure, "Bolt."
777
00:29:56,095 --> 00:29:57,529
Well,
It's time to bolt.
778
00:29:57,563 --> 00:30:00,466
Okay, good thing you're
Not wearing my boots.
779
00:30:00,499 --> 00:30:02,601
[ sighs ] I don't think
I'm doing this right, either.
780
00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:04,837
No, no, you're doing it
Just fine.
781
00:30:04,871 --> 00:30:06,405
It's cold, so...
782
00:30:06,438 --> 00:30:09,375
The other night I woke up and
The timer went off in my head --
783
00:30:09,408 --> 00:30:10,977
"Hey, buddy,
It's about that time."
784
00:30:11,010 --> 00:30:13,145
So I did
What I always do.
785
00:30:13,179 --> 00:30:15,047
I thought about you,
And I thought about us,
786
00:30:15,081 --> 00:30:17,116
And I thought about all
The things that bother me,
787
00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:20,219
And I came up
With nothing.
788
00:30:20,252 --> 00:30:21,888
Nothing?
789
00:30:21,921 --> 00:30:25,057
I went over it
And over it in my head.
790
00:30:25,091 --> 00:30:29,361
That feeling,
That "I want out" feeling --
791
00:30:29,395 --> 00:30:31,063
It wasn't there.
792
00:30:31,097 --> 00:30:34,500
What was there was the very
Strong sense that if I did...
793
00:30:34,533 --> 00:30:36,268
Bolt...
794
00:30:36,302 --> 00:30:39,005
I might as well go out
And find a pointy hat,
795
00:30:39,038 --> 00:30:41,640
A stool, and a classroom
Full of sixth graders,
796
00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:44,576
Because I'd be an absolute idiot
To screw this up.
797
00:30:44,610 --> 00:30:47,246
So I went out
And made the key.
798
00:30:47,279 --> 00:30:49,281
The talking key.
799
00:30:49,315 --> 00:30:51,517
And I was hoping
That the key would say
800
00:30:51,550 --> 00:30:53,219
That this is different,
801
00:30:53,252 --> 00:30:57,556
And that I want you in my life
A lot more than you are now.
802
00:30:57,589 --> 00:30:59,225
Wow.
803
00:30:59,258 --> 00:31:02,261
Well, I mean, it would have been
More interesting
804
00:31:02,294 --> 00:31:04,964
To hear that from the key...
805
00:31:04,997 --> 00:31:07,166
It's definitely more romantic
Hearing it from you.
806
00:31:14,273 --> 00:31:17,176
I'm gonna go take care
Of mr. Caine for you now.
807
00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:18,544
I would appreciate that.
808
00:31:18,577 --> 00:31:20,579
Good night.
Good night, jason.
809
00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:34,493
Hey, it's luke.
810
00:31:34,526 --> 00:31:36,262
I'm sorry to be calling you
Like this,
811
00:31:36,295 --> 00:31:38,497
But I was wondering if,
When you get this message,
812
00:31:38,530 --> 00:31:41,067
You could come pick me up
'cause I need a ride.
813
00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:43,435
I'm in litchfield,
The corner of mason and pine.
814
00:31:43,469 --> 00:31:45,104
It's a big, white building.
815
00:31:45,137 --> 00:31:47,706
You'll recognize it by
The police sign outside
816
00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,942
Because, oh, hell,
I'm in jail.
817
00:31:49,976 --> 00:31:51,543
Okay, there I said it.
Long story.
818
00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:53,245
I'll tell you
When you get here.
819
00:31:53,279 --> 00:31:55,647
Thanks...If you come.
Oh, one more thing.
820
00:31:55,681 --> 00:31:57,984
I need to borrow a little
Money -- 300 bucks.
821
00:31:58,017 --> 00:32:00,152
It's just a loan, and,
822
00:32:00,186 --> 00:32:02,054
Oh, hell, it's for my bail.
823
00:32:02,088 --> 00:32:05,557
I'm gettin' off now!
Relax!
824
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:09,428
Madeline: I think the two of you
Would make a great couple.
825
00:32:09,461 --> 00:32:11,163
Rory: no way.
Paris: why not?
826
00:32:11,197 --> 00:32:13,232
You're way too
High maintenance for me.
827
00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:15,267
The whole place was a-buzzing
About the kiss.
828
00:32:15,301 --> 00:32:16,568
Even the twins
Were jealous.
829
00:32:16,602 --> 00:32:19,305
Super, great.
Love to hear that.
830
00:32:19,338 --> 00:32:20,606
Who needs more?
831
00:32:20,639 --> 00:32:23,075
Everybody? Good.
I'll be right back.
832
00:32:23,109 --> 00:32:26,445
So, paris,
How's the princeton man?
833
00:32:26,478 --> 00:32:28,147
Jaime and I broke up.
834
00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:29,448
Paris has
A different man now.
835
00:32:29,481 --> 00:32:30,449
You do?
836
00:32:30,482 --> 00:32:31,450
I'm dating a professor.
837
00:32:31,483 --> 00:32:33,152
Tenured?
Ages ago.
838
00:32:33,185 --> 00:32:35,054
[ chuckling ]
Anna nicole, look at you.
839
00:32:35,087 --> 00:32:38,057
He's brilliant, a writer,
Very distinguished, handsome.
840
00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:39,691
Don't you think
He's handsome?
841
00:32:39,725 --> 00:32:41,227
Sure, very handsome.
842
00:32:41,260 --> 00:32:44,196
He's a real man.
He's just so amazing.
843
00:32:44,230 --> 00:32:46,198
I still can't believe
That we're together, you know?
844
00:32:46,232 --> 00:32:48,200
I made them
A little stronger this time.
845
00:32:48,234 --> 00:32:50,536
Oh, cool, it will be fun
To watch the cups dissolve.
846
00:32:50,569 --> 00:32:52,338
Paris bagged herself
An older man.
847
00:32:52,371 --> 00:32:53,639
Oh, I love older men.
848
00:32:53,672 --> 00:32:55,574
They take you
To the best restaurants.
849
00:32:55,607 --> 00:32:57,609
He went to a conference
In denver this week.
850
00:32:57,643 --> 00:32:59,145
He was so nice,
You know --
851
00:32:59,178 --> 00:33:01,147
Really excited
About me coming to florida.
852
00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:03,749
He thinks it's a
Good idea to hang out
With people my own age.
853
00:33:03,782 --> 00:33:05,717
I kind of hoped
That he would invite me
854
00:33:05,751 --> 00:33:08,254
To go to denver with him
But, you know, he didn't.
855
00:33:08,287 --> 00:33:09,521
He had to work,
Paris.
856
00:33:09,555 --> 00:33:11,323
I know,
Or he's sick of me.
857
00:33:11,357 --> 00:33:12,658
No.
858
00:33:12,691 --> 00:33:14,126
Maybe he's going
To dump me.
859
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,262
Mmm -- does he still
Buy you jewelry?
860
00:33:16,295 --> 00:33:17,496
He's never
Bought me jewelry.
861
00:33:17,529 --> 00:33:20,132
He hasn't?
How much money does he have?
862
00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:21,267
Asher isn't rich.
863
00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:22,668
Not rich?
864
00:33:22,701 --> 00:33:24,436
Oh, curiouser
And curiouser.
865
00:33:24,470 --> 00:33:26,538
You're just being paranoid.
He wants you to have fun.
866
00:33:26,572 --> 00:33:28,240
And someone who wants you
To have fun
867
00:33:28,274 --> 00:33:29,575
Is someone who
Cares about you...
868
00:33:29,608 --> 00:33:31,310
Both of you --
869
00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:33,712
Because there are two of you,
And they're spinning.
870
00:33:33,745 --> 00:33:36,048
[ laughs ]
Good punch.
871
00:33:36,082 --> 00:33:38,317
Just keep me away
From any windows, please.
872
00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:40,186
Whatever happened
To that boyfriend of yours?
873
00:33:40,219 --> 00:33:41,720
Who, jess?
874
00:33:41,753 --> 00:33:43,089
Oh, dean.
875
00:33:43,122 --> 00:33:44,423
Dean, that's it.
876
00:33:44,456 --> 00:33:47,259
How's dean?
God, he was gorgeous.
877
00:33:47,293 --> 00:33:48,394
He's fine.
878
00:33:48,427 --> 00:33:49,595
Is he still gorgeous?
879
00:33:49,628 --> 00:33:51,597
Oh, yes.
Definitely, yes.
880
00:33:51,630 --> 00:33:53,599
Louise:
You two aren't together?
881
00:33:53,632 --> 00:33:55,634
No,
Actually he's married.
882
00:33:55,667 --> 00:33:57,469
What?
Why?
883
00:33:57,503 --> 00:34:00,639
Well, he met lindsay,
And they got married.
884
00:34:00,672 --> 00:34:03,675
She's pretty, blond,
Tall, leggy.
885
00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:06,345
Oh, good, just what the world
Needs -- another one of those.
886
00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:07,713
She's nice, too.
887
00:34:07,746 --> 00:34:09,515
Prediction...
She's psychic.
888
00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:11,650
Since when?
Since about
Six months ago.
889
00:34:11,683 --> 00:34:13,385
I think it's
Not gonna last.
890
00:34:13,419 --> 00:34:15,554
Two married 19-year-olds
Won't make it --
891
00:34:15,587 --> 00:34:17,156
Boy,
That's a risky bet.
892
00:34:17,189 --> 00:34:18,490
I think it's
Not gonna last
893
00:34:18,524 --> 00:34:19,791
Because he was
Way too in love with you.
894
00:34:19,825 --> 00:34:21,727
But we've been broken up
For a long time.
895
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:24,263
But he only had
Eyes for you, girlfriend --
896
00:34:24,296 --> 00:34:26,132
A deep, long,
Soulful rory-eyes.
897
00:34:26,165 --> 00:34:27,733
No, not anymore.
898
00:34:27,766 --> 00:34:29,568
You don't
Talk at all anymore?
899
00:34:29,601 --> 00:34:31,770
No, we still talk.
We're still friends.
900
00:34:31,803 --> 00:34:34,306
Yes, you are.
You're cell phone friends.
901
00:34:34,340 --> 00:34:36,708
You have your ex-boyfriend's
Number in your cell phone?
902
00:34:36,742 --> 00:34:38,777
I told you
We were friends.
903
00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:40,779
First loves
Are very intense.
904
00:34:40,812 --> 00:34:42,714
My mom's still in love
With her first love.
905
00:34:42,748 --> 00:34:46,318
She tells my father that
Over and over and...
906
00:34:46,352 --> 00:34:48,154
Oops, I think I just
Dialed his number.
907
00:34:48,187 --> 00:34:50,322
Madeline, no!
Oh, my god,
It's ringing!
908
00:34:50,356 --> 00:34:51,523
Hang up!
909
00:34:51,557 --> 00:34:54,626
It's his voice mail.
Oh, sexy voice.
910
00:34:54,660 --> 00:34:56,328
Oops, I think it's gonna...
911
00:34:56,362 --> 00:34:57,629
It beeped.
912
00:34:57,663 --> 00:34:59,131
Madeline: talk.
913
00:34:59,165 --> 00:35:00,899
Dean, hi.
914
00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:02,701
[ laughs nervously ]
It's rory.
915
00:35:02,734 --> 00:35:05,271
I'm sorry to call you like this,
But we're on spring break...
916
00:35:05,304 --> 00:35:07,173
[ laughs ]
917
00:35:07,206 --> 00:35:10,242
...And, um, I don't know if you
Remember madeline and louise,
918
00:35:10,276 --> 00:35:12,911
But they're evil, and we were
Just talking about you.
919
00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:14,780
Um, hi.
920
00:35:14,813 --> 00:35:16,782
How are you?
921
00:35:16,815 --> 00:35:19,918
I'm gonna hang up now,
So bye.
922
00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:22,288
I'm going to kill you!
923
00:35:22,321 --> 00:35:24,556
Oh, my god,
I'm so gonna kill you!
924
00:35:24,590 --> 00:35:26,758
It's going to bad
And death-like, and...
925
00:35:26,792 --> 00:35:28,760
I'm gonna go for a walk
Because this punch
926
00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:30,296
Is starting
To live up to its name.
927
00:35:30,329 --> 00:35:31,797
I'll go with you.
928
00:35:31,830 --> 00:35:33,865
Don't move because I'm going
To come back to kill you.
929
00:35:33,899 --> 00:35:35,467
We'll be here.
930
00:35:35,501 --> 00:35:37,403
[ laughs ]
931
00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,739
There -- my truck.
932
00:35:46,712 --> 00:35:49,481
[ sighs ]
933
00:35:49,515 --> 00:35:51,483
You know, luke,
You don't have to tell me
934
00:35:51,517 --> 00:35:53,852
What happened
Unless you want to.
935
00:35:53,885 --> 00:35:58,824
But I promise I won't
Ask you about it again...
936
00:35:58,857 --> 00:36:00,459
Ever...
937
00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:03,462
In this lifetime
Or the next.
938
00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:05,431
You know, I'll just tell
Shirley maclaine,
939
00:36:05,464 --> 00:36:07,366
"Hey, look,
Back off, shirl.
940
00:36:07,399 --> 00:36:09,201
If luke had wanted me
To know,
941
00:36:09,235 --> 00:36:11,337
He would have told me
Back in my other lifetime,
942
00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:12,738
And I certainly
Don't expect -- "
943
00:36:12,771 --> 00:36:14,640
I wanted to see
Who owned the socks.
944
00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:15,907
And did you?
945
00:36:15,941 --> 00:36:17,809
I think so.
946
00:36:17,843 --> 00:36:20,546
I just had
A feeling tonight.
947
00:36:20,579 --> 00:36:22,948
Nicole was kind of
Vague on her plans,
948
00:36:22,981 --> 00:36:25,451
So I told her
I'd stay at the diner.
949
00:36:25,484 --> 00:36:28,220
And then I drove up here,
And I parked, and I waited.
950
00:36:28,254 --> 00:36:30,589
And then this
Car pulled up,
951
00:36:30,622 --> 00:36:33,359
And she got out with him.
952
00:36:33,392 --> 00:36:35,861
And, uh,
They went inside,
953
00:36:35,894 --> 00:36:38,297
And I watched them go.
954
00:36:38,330 --> 00:36:40,466
And you're sure
He's the owner of the socks?
955
00:36:40,499 --> 00:36:43,669
Well, I didn't ask him,
But he's the owner of the socks.
956
00:36:43,702 --> 00:36:47,473
And if he isn't, the picture's
Still not looking very good.
957
00:36:47,506 --> 00:36:48,840
I agree with you there.
958
00:36:48,874 --> 00:36:51,377
Anyway, I sat here
And watched them go inside.
959
00:36:51,410 --> 00:36:56,482
I had all these thoughts
Rolling around in my head.
960
00:36:56,515 --> 00:36:58,950
I mean, how could she do this,
You know?
961
00:36:58,984 --> 00:37:00,552
In there --
In our house.
962
00:37:00,586 --> 00:37:01,853
I mean, I...
963
00:37:01,887 --> 00:37:04,423
I put bookshelves up
In there.
964
00:37:04,456 --> 00:37:05,724
If it makes you
Feel any better,
965
00:37:05,757 --> 00:37:07,259
I don't think he's using
Your bookshelves.
966
00:37:07,293 --> 00:37:11,297
I suddenly just got so mad,
You know, I lost it.
967
00:37:11,330 --> 00:37:13,332
I had to do something,
968
00:37:13,365 --> 00:37:16,935
So I got out and marched up
To his car, and I kicked it.
969
00:37:16,968 --> 00:37:18,670
You kicked his car?
970
00:37:18,704 --> 00:37:21,407
Oh, hey, I kicked it hard and
Over and over and over again.
971
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:22,808
Oh,
You beat up his car.
972
00:37:22,841 --> 00:37:24,476
And then, all of a sudden,
These cops pull up,
973
00:37:24,510 --> 00:37:26,612
'cause some busybody
In the neighborhood
974
00:37:26,645 --> 00:37:29,315
Saw some lunatic
Attacking a car,
975
00:37:29,348 --> 00:37:31,917
And, well,
You know the rest.
976
00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:33,719
Did nicole see you?
977
00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:35,020
I don't know.
978
00:37:35,053 --> 00:37:36,922
I don't know what she
And the sock man saw.
979
00:37:36,955 --> 00:37:41,427
[ sighs ]
God, I feel like such an idiot.
980
00:37:41,460 --> 00:37:45,464
I mean, suddenly I became
Like one of those guys
981
00:37:45,497 --> 00:37:49,368
That gets jealous and,
You know, does crazy things.
982
00:37:49,401 --> 00:37:51,002
Yeah, you weren't "Like"
One of those guys.
983
00:37:51,036 --> 00:37:52,471
You were
One of those guys.
984
00:37:52,504 --> 00:37:53,905
[ snickers ] Yeah, well...
985
00:37:53,939 --> 00:37:55,774
Was there any damage?
986
00:37:55,807 --> 00:37:57,275
No.
987
00:37:59,511 --> 00:38:00,979
Luke...
988
00:38:04,015 --> 00:38:06,885
Hey, luke,
Where are you going?
989
00:38:06,918 --> 00:38:09,521
See?
Nothing -- not a scratch.
990
00:38:09,555 --> 00:38:11,690
Those stupid
Dent-resistant panels.
991
00:38:11,723 --> 00:38:14,326
This is the car?
Yes, this is the car.
992
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:16,528
He sat there.
She sat there.
993
00:38:16,562 --> 00:38:18,096
They got out there,
Walked up there.
994
00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:19,831
I jumped out there,
Ran up here,
995
00:38:19,865 --> 00:38:21,933
Was handcuffed there,
Was driven off there.
996
00:38:21,967 --> 00:38:23,569
I went to jail.
997
00:38:23,602 --> 00:38:25,003
And you drove all the way
Up here to get me...
998
00:38:25,036 --> 00:38:27,739
And they
Are still in there!
999
00:38:27,773 --> 00:38:30,108
I mean, I can't believe
They're still in there.
1000
00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:32,043
Luke, come on.
1001
00:38:32,077 --> 00:38:33,579
I know what they're doing.
1002
00:38:33,612 --> 00:38:35,481
But even if you took
One of those pills
1003
00:38:35,514 --> 00:38:37,783
That they were hawking
At the super bowl, you know,
1004
00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:39,985
They should have been done
In four or five hours, tops.
1005
00:38:40,018 --> 00:38:41,587
I mean, that commercial
Said it all --
1006
00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:43,021
"If you're still active
After four hours,
1007
00:38:43,054 --> 00:38:44,490
You should call
A damn doctor."
1008
00:38:44,523 --> 00:38:45,991
Come on, why don't we --
1009
00:38:46,024 --> 00:38:47,659
What are they, talking?
1010
00:38:47,693 --> 00:38:49,395
Making plans in my house?
1011
00:38:49,428 --> 00:38:51,397
Damn son of a --
1012
00:38:51,430 --> 00:38:53,031
[ pounding ]
1013
00:38:53,064 --> 00:38:55,801
You lying piece
Of sockless garbage!
1014
00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:58,637
Why don't you take home
My socks, too?
1015
00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:01,373
Luke, you were busted already
Once tonight -- that's it.
1016
00:39:01,407 --> 00:39:02,841
All right, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
1017
00:39:02,874 --> 00:39:04,510
Are you sure?
Yeah.
1018
00:39:04,543 --> 00:39:06,412
Pretty soon, that car's
Gonna start fighting back.
1019
00:39:06,445 --> 00:39:09,548
I'm fine...Really.
I'm fine.
1020
00:39:09,581 --> 00:39:10,949
[ sighs ]
1021
00:39:10,982 --> 00:39:13,985
You know, luke, I know
I've never really been
1022
00:39:14,019 --> 00:39:17,055
Miss "This-is-great"
About your relationship,
1023
00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:19,391
But I am --
I am so, so sorry.
1024
00:39:19,425 --> 00:39:21,827
You don't deserve this.
1025
00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:23,562
You really don't
Deserve this.
1026
00:39:23,595 --> 00:39:25,431
Yeah.
1027
00:39:25,464 --> 00:39:26,865
[ sighs ]
1028
00:39:26,898 --> 00:39:28,800
I guess that's it.
1029
00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:30,669
Yeah.
Yeah.
1030
00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:34,706
Well, at least I finally
Got to see your house.
1031
00:39:36,608 --> 00:39:38,444
Whoo, fresh air is good.
1032
00:39:38,477 --> 00:39:39,978
Fresh air is healthy.
1033
00:39:40,011 --> 00:39:42,448
I'm feeling better.
1034
00:39:42,481 --> 00:39:44,550
Gotta sit.
Me too.
1035
00:39:44,583 --> 00:39:46,418
What was in the punch?
1036
00:39:46,452 --> 00:39:47,786
Did we ask?
Nope.
1037
00:39:47,819 --> 00:39:49,054
Should we have asked?
1038
00:39:49,087 --> 00:39:51,156
It's not what
The cool kids do.
1039
00:39:51,189 --> 00:39:54,560
I'm loving the spinning beach.
How about you?
1040
00:39:54,593 --> 00:39:56,061
Oh, yeah.
1041
00:39:57,529 --> 00:39:59,498
So are we done?
With what?
1042
00:39:59,531 --> 00:40:02,067
Spring break.
Are we done?
1043
00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:04,169
I don't know.
1044
00:40:04,202 --> 00:40:06,472
Well, let's
Go down the list.
1045
00:40:06,505 --> 00:40:08,507
Okay, we came.
Check.
1046
00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:10,709
We danced.
Check.
1047
00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:12,578
We drank.
Check.
1048
00:40:12,611 --> 00:40:15,213
We...Threw up.
1049
00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:16,682
We didn't throw up.
1050
00:40:16,715 --> 00:40:17,949
Give us 10 more minutes.
1051
00:40:17,983 --> 00:40:19,150
Right.
1052
00:40:19,184 --> 00:40:21,553
Basically, we're done.
1053
00:40:21,587 --> 00:40:25,090
I feel like we have
Officially participated.
1054
00:40:25,123 --> 00:40:27,125
We've experienced
The entire social ritual.
1055
00:40:27,158 --> 00:40:31,497
I have absolutely no desire
To ever feel this way again.
1056
00:40:31,530 --> 00:40:33,899
Let's go home.
How?
1057
00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:35,901
We're supposed to stay
The rest of the weekend.
1058
00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:38,136
Frequent-flyer miles, baby.
1059
00:40:38,169 --> 00:40:40,872
Cool peanuts. I'm in.
1060
00:40:40,906 --> 00:40:42,040
Great.
1061
00:40:42,073 --> 00:40:43,875
I'll call
As soon as I can get up.
1062
00:40:43,909 --> 00:40:45,210
What's that?
1063
00:40:45,243 --> 00:40:46,645
What?
1064
00:40:50,048 --> 00:40:52,618
Oh, my god!
1065
00:40:52,651 --> 00:40:55,621
Glenn!
What happened to you?
1066
00:40:55,654 --> 00:40:58,023
The last time we saw you,
You went to get a hot dog.
1067
00:40:58,056 --> 00:41:00,258
Hot dog?
1068
00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:02,227
Hot dog.
1069
00:41:02,260 --> 00:41:03,929
Hot dog.
1070
00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:07,198
Ahhhh! Ahh!
1071
00:41:07,232 --> 00:41:09,935
Ahhhhhh! Ahh!
1072
00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:11,537
Ahhhhhhh!
1073
00:41:11,570 --> 00:41:14,540
You gotta admit, it's been
A pretty good trip.
1074
00:41:15,974 --> 00:41:18,243
So I call this place where you
Were supposedly staying,
1075
00:41:18,276 --> 00:41:19,845
And some punk
At the desk tells me --
1076
00:41:19,878 --> 00:41:21,146
Rory:
I said I was sorry.
1077
00:41:21,179 --> 00:41:23,181
"I'm sorry, ma'am,
She's not here anymore."
1078
00:41:23,214 --> 00:41:25,717
My -- my -- my heart
Flew out of my chest.
1079
00:41:25,751 --> 00:41:27,953
And not just because
He called me "Ma'am."
1080
00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:29,721
I didn't mean
To freak you out.
1081
00:41:29,755 --> 00:41:31,990
You don't take off
Without telling mommy.
1082
00:41:32,023 --> 00:41:34,560
I love that I didn't
Have to clear it with you
To go on spring break,
1083
00:41:34,593 --> 00:41:35,994
But I had to clear it with you
To come home.
1084
00:41:36,027 --> 00:41:38,764
I had visions of you
Being swallowed by a whale
1085
00:41:38,797 --> 00:41:41,199
Or taking off with some surfers
To go chase the perfect wave
1086
00:41:41,232 --> 00:41:42,668
And not inviting me.
1087
00:41:42,701 --> 00:41:44,302
It just got to be
Way too much fun.
1088
00:41:44,335 --> 00:41:45,971
Yeah?
How much is "Too much"?
1089
00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:47,806
I had a drink.
And?
1090
00:41:47,839 --> 00:41:49,608
Paris and I
Took turns throwing up.
1091
00:41:49,641 --> 00:41:51,743
That's the way you girls
Will find yourselves a husband.
1092
00:41:51,777 --> 00:41:55,614
It was fine -- aspirin,
Tons of water, mac and cheese...
1093
00:41:55,647 --> 00:41:58,817
Ahh, my baby's discovered
Her first hangover food.
1094
00:41:58,850 --> 00:42:01,820
I wish I had a picture to put
Next to your clay handprint.
1095
00:42:01,853 --> 00:42:03,254
I think
I still have the box.
1096
00:42:03,288 --> 00:42:04,923
Send it to me.
So how was it?
1097
00:42:04,956 --> 00:42:06,291
It was interesting,
You know?
1098
00:42:06,324 --> 00:42:08,059
We sat on the beach,
Went to a club,
1099
00:42:08,093 --> 00:42:09,995
We watched "The power of myth,"
Paris and I kissed...
1100
00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:11,262
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1101
00:42:11,296 --> 00:42:12,931
You watched
"The power of myth"?
1102
00:42:12,964 --> 00:42:15,233
Hold on a sec.
I hid that from you.
1103
00:42:15,266 --> 00:42:17,068
Hello?
1104
00:42:17,102 --> 00:42:19,337
Dean:
Hey, rory, it's me.
1105
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,840
Hi, um, dean.
1106
00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:23,742
Hold on a sec.
1107
00:42:23,775 --> 00:42:25,210
Mom,
I have to call you back.
1108
00:42:25,243 --> 00:42:27,278
You did not spend spring break
With bill moyers.
1109
00:42:27,312 --> 00:42:28,279
Bye.
1110
00:42:28,313 --> 00:42:29,881
Hi.
1111
00:42:29,915 --> 00:42:32,317
So, uh,
I got your message.
1112
00:42:32,350 --> 00:42:33,752
Oh, yeah?
1113
00:42:33,785 --> 00:42:35,320
[ chuckling ]
It sounds like you were, uh,
1114
00:42:35,353 --> 00:42:37,088
Having a pretty good time
Out there.
1115
00:42:37,122 --> 00:42:39,725
And I got a lot of questions.
I even wrote a couple down.
1116
00:42:39,758 --> 00:42:42,661
Are you ready?
1117
00:42:43,762 --> 00:42:47,733
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