All language subtitles for Gilmore Girls S04E14 1080p WEB-DL DD+ 2.0 x264-TrollHD_track3_[und]

Oh, I love them.
Ooh, I love them,
Too.

With an unbridled passion.
Good one, huh?

I love horse humor.

These guys are the best I've got
'cause they're so sweet.

Hey, michel, come on over.
Meet our two new employees.

You know that I do not care
For the animal kingdom.

Do you want me
To hold them for you?

'cause I've got a couple
Of others interested.

Oh, yes,
Definitely hold them.

Yes?

Hi, rory, it's me.
How's school?

Listen, we have the horses,
Desdemona and cletus,

And the first two rides
Have to be me and you.

And hopefully, you're over
The time that I took you

For the pony ride,
And the pony was old

And just sort of stopped
And laid down,

And you sort of rolled off
Into the ditch.

It's really not likely
To happen again.

I promise.
So, call me, call me.

Hey, tom, how do you like
Our new horses?

Very fragrant.
Follow me.

He's very busy.
Don't judge him too harshly.

Hey, guys, how's national
Goof-off day going?

That's what I thought.

We got downstairs hardware being
Delivered on wednesday morning.

Yippee.

So, I think it would be exciting
To have one of you here

To see that it's
The right stuff.

Otherwise, things would come
To a crashing halt.

I got back to back meetings
On wednesday,

And one of them
Is in hartford.

I can be here.

No, I can't -- davey has
A check up that morning.

Can you move it?
This doctor's
Really booked.

Michel?

I'm at the tally rand
Making the money that keeps me

From having to stand
At expressway off-ramps

Selling bags of cherries.

I guess I can move
Some things around.

What is that?

That's your phone.

Who's phone?
Our phone?

I installed it
This morning.

You wanted your phone
Up and running, right?

Oh, my god.
Our first reservation.

Quick, quick,
Answer before they hang up.

Hello?

Dragonfly, dragonfly.
Say dragonfly inn.

I mean, dragonfly inn,
Hello.

Why, yes!
We are taking reservations.

Our opening day
Is may 6th.

May 8th and 9th, okay,
Great.

Let me just check.

Let me check.
Okay.

You got it, and you're getting
Our best room.

Let me just get
Your information here.

Yes. Okay.

And your number?
Mm-hmm.

7873. Okay.

Got your name.
Got your number.

Got you down
For the 8th and 9th.

Thank you, mr. Turner.
See you then.

We're up and running.
We're up and running.

But you wrote it down
On a gum wrapper.

It's embarrassing.
This is an historical document.

Who cares what she
Wrote it down on?

Big red wrapper.

Juicy fruit
Would have been better?

Well, I'm going to go out
And get a value pack

For when things really start
Getting busy around here.

* if you're out
On the road *

* feelin' lonely
And so cold *

* all you have to do
Is call my name *

* and I'll be there
On the next train *

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* anywhere that you tell me to

* if you need

* if you need

* you need me to be with you

* I will follow

* oh, oh, oh

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* any, anywhere
That you tell me to *

* if you need

* if you need

* you need me to be with you

* I will follow where you lead

Mom, it's me, I left you
A message at home, too.

I love that you got horses.

As far as that pony ride
When I was a kid,

You were forgetting
One little tidbit there.

That pony did not lie down.
He died, okay?

And then the owner dragged him
Away by the back legs.

Every time I use glue,
I think of him.

But I'll watch you ride,
How's that?

What are you doing here?
I live here.

But you have game theory class
In 15 minutes.

I just thought I would lie down
And rest for a while.

I knew it.
You were up too late last night.

I had to finish my paper.
Your brain needs sleep.

It can sleep
When I finish my paper.

And then there'll be
Another paper.

Mom --
You know what I mean.

You look out for me.
Okay, go lay down.

Yes, ma'am.
And stay off drugs.

Whoa,
What's that smell?

It's the smoke
From my soldering iron.

I love it.
I love burning things.

I love the hot tip
Of my soldering iron

As it liquefies metal
And singes --

Honey, how long
You been doing that?

Three hours.
Take a break.

Oh, good, you're all here,
So we can clear this up.

I found this lying around,
And it must belong to one of you

Because who else would have
Clothing here?

I ask you.
Anyone?

Paris.
Anyone?

You know, maybe I misspoke.
It may not be a shirt.

Anyone lose a car cover?
Anyone? Anyone?

Knock it off.

I'm just trying to find
A nice way to tell you

That your behemoth boyfriend

Is getting a little too
Comfortable around here.

And I speak for everyone.
Leave me out of this.

I just don't want
To walk into our bathroom

And find him sitting on the john
Shooting up steroids.

He does not take steroids.

You mean that unsightly girth
Is nature given?

He must curse god nightly.

And the shirt --
Stick a pole in it,

And cirque du soleil
Could start selling tickets.

He's big, paris.
She got it.

And why does he have his name
Written on the back?

So it's easy to check
When he forgets it?

Although if he checks it
While he's wearing it,

He'd have to look
In a mirror,

And then he'd probably think
His name was dlobeelk,

And get confused
All over again.
Bitter little woman.

If he's gonna continue being
An unwelcome guest in our place,

I emphasize the word "Our,"
Keep him penned in your room.

Jealousy doesn't become you,
Paris.

Break it up, guys.

Neither does makeup
Or a hairstyle.

You drove
Your own boyfriend away,

So you hate that anyone
Else has one.

Yeah, why don't you go sit
All alone in your room

So you can start getting
Used to how the rest of
Your life's gonna be.

Who do you have besides your
Poster of noam chomsky?

Who do I have?

That's what I thought.

Very sad.

I'm gonna grab barbie's neck
And squeeze

Until her expandable hair
Falls out and she's dead.

I was gonna close my eyes
For a little while.

I should just tell her
Asher fleming's my man

So she can compare her circa
1972 lou ferrigno with him.

Then tell her.

You know we're keeping it
On the down low.

You're the only person
That knows.

Then you're gonna have
To swallow stuff like that

And not let it
Get to you.

That fat tub of hers
Smells.

Did you keep your notes when
You took major english poets?

I've got them somewhere.
Can I borrow them?

'cause that means I can
Skip a class this week.

I taught asher that phrase,
"On the down low."

He called it delightful.
It's a delightful phrase.

Maybe it's not janet's boyfriend
I can't be around.

Maybe I just can't be around
Boys, because I have a man.

Yes, that's it.
Resting now.

Lorelai: wait, wait.

Hey, I've got nothing cute
To say for my message.

Oh, puppies. There, that's cute.
Now leave yours.

Rory: hello?
Pick up, pick up, pick up.

Wait, I'm here.
Wait.

I'm running to not be late
For my first official day

As a full-fledged food-hall
Card swiper.

That's right,
I'm no longer a trainee.

After 1 1/2 hours
Of rigorous training,

I am fully independent
And in no need of supervision.

Whoops, sorry.

Just ran into somebody,
And he's down.

Wait, hold it.

I assume you're
Very proud of me.

Rory, I'm here.
Ohh.

Of course, you had to be
In a big hurry.

Hi.
Yeah, of course I'm proud.

Card swiping --
Who knew you had it in you?

I'm sorry I can't be there
To witness this moment.

It's certainly as big a moment
As your first baby step

And your first fall on your
Face, which came back to back.

Hopefully, somebody's taking
Lots of pictures.

Call my cell
Or call me at jason's.

We gotta stop meeting
Like this, hon.

Hey, rory, if you're gonna
Completely ignore me,

I might as well go hang out
With my ex-girlfriend.

Oh, sorry, glen.

Everyone is going to be sorry
One day -- everyone.

You really gotta stop watching
"Taxi driver," glen.

Oh, did you want me to --
Well, it works for me.

Hello.

Rory, hi, it's dean.

Dean, hi.

Bad time?

I just thought you would be
My mom,

But my mom doesn't speak in
A resonant basso profundo.

A what?
I'm babbling.

So I wanted to run something
By you to see if it was okay.

You know the contractor, tom?

Grumpy puss?

He's offered me a job
Working on his crew.

It's good pay.
It's flexible hours.

At the inn.
Your mom's inn.

Is that okay?
The dragonfly?

If it's not okay,
I won't do it.

Why wouldn't it be okay?

It would occasionally put you
And me around each other,

And I didn't know
How awkward that would be.

No. Dean, it's fine.
It wouldn't be awkward at all.

Tom knows quality when he
Sees it -- take the job.

I just didn't know where we
Stood after my wedding and all.

Oh.
You guys didn't come.

Yeah,
I'm so sorry about that.

It was short notice.

But you got our gift?

Yeah, lindsay spins a salad
In it every night.

That's weird, considering
We got you a toaster.

No, you didn't.

So, I guess I'll
Take the job.

Are you still going to school,
Too?

Part time,
But everything's good.

I've got a five-year plan.

Five years. Cool.

I've got about the next
2 1/2 hours planned,

And then there's just darkness
And possibly some dragons.

Hey, I made the plunge.
I got my own cellphone.

I thought you sounded
A little cellphone-y.

Lindsay and her mom got
A good deal on a family plan,

So I signed up.

It was time.

You know, I don't even know
Your number anymore.

I can give you this one.

I can just save it.

You are officially part
Of my phone log.

Well, I'll let you go,

And I'll see you
Once in awhile.

You'll have to tell me what that
Bass thing was that you said.

Something to look forward to.

Bye.

Bye.

Come on.
Step up, step up.

Don't be mice.

No, we did pick a tile
For the bedroom suite bathroom.

Make it a semicolon before
The clause about interest rates

And keep reading.

No, it is okay to end a sentence
With a preposition.

I read it in
Safire's column.

I don't remember the tile.
I do remember the color, white.

He came up with nattering nabobs
Of negativism for agnew.

No, I meant the tile was white,
But the guy was, too.

Agnew was nixon's
Vice president.

Can you just please
Keep reading?

Over 200 shades of white?
I did not know that.

With sincerely yours,
Et cetera,

Forge my signature
And get it out tonight.

We'll look at the samples again.
That's okay.

Thank you.
All right, bye-bye.

Okay, I am done.

Round two?

Well,
This is very romantic.

I mean, I'm over here
Arguing about tile,

And you're over there
Arguing about william safire.

Whatever happened
To the cigarette after sex?

Trust me, william safire
Is much hotter.

We're the all-business
Corporate couple.

Brought to you
By marriott.

I gotta get that.

I told rory to call me here.
Hello?

Well, guess who's demanding we
All make an appearance at lunch?

Your grandmother is coming back
From palm beach.

Uh-huh.
What are you doing?

Your father has to run over to
Her house to open it up for her,

And then she will be coming over
Here for the evening

To berate me and tell me that
My couch has some sort of smell.

Oh, well,
That sounds fun.

She wants to have lunch --

Sorry, a luncheon,
The day after tomorrow.

You, me, your father,

And apparently
She wants to meet jason.

All we need is that
Filthy eminem fellow

To make it a perfect afternoon
For me.

He might be on tour
Or something.

Just be here and be on time,
And get your hair cut.

You looked like the
Bird lady from mary poppins

The last time I saw you.

I've been very busy lately.

I don't care how busy
You've been, lorelai.

If your hair looks a mess,
It will be my fault,

And I don't need that
Responsibility right now.

I'll see you at noon.

What are you doing?
I'm getting undressed.

You were already undressed.
Well, my mother called.

So, I can't talk
To my mother naked.

How would she know?
She'd know.

Is it like a super power?
She can hear naked people?

Yes, she can.

She can hear sin and depravity
And all sorts of lustful things.

Boy, do I wish
I could get bitten

By that radioactive spider.

Please try to work me in.

My hair is long
And unmanageable,

And I need that
Scalp-massaging thing

That cindy does
After she washes my hair.

It makes me think
I'm in tahiti.

They put pipes
In the kitchen.

We're almost able
To run water.

Sookie, give me
A second here.

Is cindy there -- she's usually
Able to work me in.

I'm not trying to go around you.
Cindy and I are old friends.

They are beautiful pipes.
The pipes are really big.

The pipes will be there
In two minutes?
Sure.

Look, it won't take long.
I'm very low maintenance.

I might not
Seem like it now,

But I'd be a delight
To have in the place,

And I'll even dry my own hair.
I'll bring my own blow dryer.

Yes?

Tomorrow? Yes.

11:00, I'll be there.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Hi, lorelai.

Hey, dean.
So you're working here?

I thought maybe rory
Would have told you.

Oh, rory and I
Keep missing each other.

Well, I'm here, and your hair
Looks fine to me.

Oh, wow,
You're very kind.

Lorelai, can I talk to you and
Sookie over here for a minute?

See ya.
Bye.

Sook?

Tom, I gotta tell ya,
These pipes.

She's very thrilled
About the pipes.

They're terrific pipes.

And you got that fancy sink
Coming in tomorrow morning.

And you told them they can't
Install it until I see it?

Because I have
Very specific sink needs.

They won't even leave it
Without your approval.

Can you guys give us
A little space here?

You okay, tom?
This is kind of tricky.

What is?

You know I like you two,
Right?

We know that.

I gotta deal with a lot of jerks
In my business,

Yelling at you
When it's not your fault,

Bugging you about
Budget increases you
Got no control over.

You don't do that.

You always smell good, too.
That's a plus.

So maybe the checks are getting
Lost in the mail.

I'm guessing
It's something like that.

What checks?
Our checks?

It's just,
In the last few weeks,

We've been having some
Cash flow issues.

Oh, this is hard.

Are we not paying him?

I've been wanting
To talk to you about that, tom.

We're paying him, just not
The way we should be.

It's been
An avalanche lately.

You got a lot of things
Happening here.

I feel very antsy
Right now,

Like I just ate some dark
Chocolate and drank an espresso.

Let me talk to tom
For a second.

We'll clear it up, really.
Go, go.

Boy, I'm sorry about this.
It's just been a deluge.

It's the home stretch -- that's
Usually when a deluge hits.

I was talking to the bank
About a line of credit,

But they didn't go for it.

I meant to talk
To you sooner.

The thing is, if I don't get
Paid, I can't pay my guys,

Then they tend
To stop showing up.

So, do you have
To shut down?

I can keep it going
Awhile longer.

For the jerks, I'd shut down.
You guys, nah.

Thanks, tom.

Hug, no hug?
I'm kinda dirty.

How about if you whistle
At me later

In front of the guys
When I walk by?

You got it.

Hey.

I should have
Talked to you sooner.

Are we dead broke?
Getting there.

Well, we'll start
Cutting corners.

I don't need that
Big, fancy stove from france.

It's too expensive,
And I don't want it that much.

Sookie, you have four pictures
In your wallet.

One of jackson, one of the baby,
And two of that stove.

You're getting that stove.

But we could drop
The horses.

Over my dead body.

The upkeep is
Astronomical.

Maybe if we drop
One of the horses.

And who's making that choice,
Sophie?

How about jackson?
Would he be willing
To put up anything?

He just bought a bunch
Of new farm equipment.

Are you suddenly on fantastic
Terms with your parents?

If by fantastic, you mean
Are we as close as that

One-armed surfer girl
And the shark, then yes.

Then what about luke?
What about him?

He's offered before.
Out of pity.

We're pretty damn piti-able
Right now.

He's our friend.

And he's a hermit,
So we know he's got money,

And if he didn't want to lend it
To you, he'd tell you.

That would be embarrassing.

More embarrassing than
Tom almost crying

Because we're not
Paying him?

I'll put my thinking cap on,
You put yours on,

And if we come up with
Someone better, we'll talk.

But we'll keep luke
As a last resort.

Last resort.

Janet:
This is ridiculous, paris.

Paris:
He can sit in your room.

What's your problem?

I'll tell you my problem,
Andre.

Last time you sat
On our couch,

Your mesomorphic frame
Carved a four-foot crater in it.

You're so full of it,
Paris.

Kids were skateboarding
Up and down it.

Gandalf the grey
Is still falling down it.

What does
Mesomorphic mean?

It means you've got
A fat ass, pal.

Just ignore her and sit,
Klee.

It's my place, too.

Yours, not that
Brobdingnagian twit.

So every friend I bring here
Has to pass your anal standards?

He just has to pass through the
Door without damaging the frame.

Oh, forget it.
Just come into my room, klee.

Got another hot night
At the library planned, paris?

There's nothing like
The bitterness of the lonely.
Yeah.

Nice addition, potsie.

Go put on
Your spinster dress.

I'm moving or she is.
One of us has gotta go.

I really hate
When you guys fight.

Calling me a spinster.

I should stick a javelin
In her brain.

You should tell her
About the professor.

What?

What did you say?

Just that she thinks you're
Not dating, and you are.

You are, aren't you?
Asher fleming?

So busy-busy.
I know you are, too.

And I think I'm coming down
With swipe wrist.

It's like carpal tunnel,
Only swipier.

Call me if you have
Any suggestions on
How to combat this

Or if you have
Jerry lewis' number,

Because maybe his next telethon
Should be for me.

Rory.
Oh, geez.

Paris, you scared me.
You told.

Come here.
I'm working.

Swipe 'em yourself,
People.

You told lane
About me and asher?
What?

That was a secret
Between you and me.

I just told lane.

She was blabbing it
Around our suite.

She said it to me,
So she probably told everyone.

I didn't blab it.
I just told lane.

Well, I told her before
She had any connection to yale.

She shouldn't be living here.
She knows too much.

What are you going to do,
Kill her?

You didn't tell
Anyone else?

Just lane, and I can tell her
Not to bring it up ever again,

Especially at yale,
Especially in our room.

She shouldn't be here,
Rory.

That suite is crowded enough
With the four of us

Plus the jolly green giant and
Everyone else passing through.

You're just mad
About what she said.

Janet and tanna think so,
Too.

We've talked.
Ask them.

I will.
After my shift.

I know you like
Having her around,

That she brings back
Memories

Of those sunshiny
Stars hollow days

When the two of you
Would skip through
Fields of wildflowers,

But she doesn't belong here,
She belongs there.

And do me a favor
And stop blabbing.

Hi.

Hi.
Hello.

Hey, janet?

Could you stop sit-upping
For a sec?

I'm done.
What's up?

Well, paris --
Don't talk to me
About paris.

Yeah, I know, she said
Some stupid things.

What a tremendous shock.

And I'm a little mad that she
Dragged you two into it.

What did she
Drag us into?

She said that you guys
Weren't happy

That lane is still
Staying here,

Which is weird because lane
Has been practically invisible.

That is, when she's not
Cleaning the bathroom

Or picking up out here or
Bringing us coffee, et cetera.

And that's not true that you're
Tired of her being here, is it?

Well, it is
A little weird.

It is?

It's kind of close quarters
In here.

I know.

She doesn't go here.

I know that, too.

And you guys have all
Talked about it?

A little -- we thought
She'd be gone by now.

I'm not good
At confrontations.

Personally, I'd vote paris out
Over lane in a heartbeat,

But paris goes here.

I see.

Are you mad?

No, no.

Carry on.

Hey, how was work?

Fine, dull.

You gonna study some more?
I'm gonna have to.

You look very serious.
Yeah.

Paris talk to you?
Yeah.

She was very mad.
Yeah.

I'm out, aren't I?

It's okay.
It couldn't last forever.

It's time.
It's not time.

Let me talk
To them again.

I can't be here forever.
I don't even go here.

The janitor's always here.
He doesn't go here.

He works here.
So get a job here.

The jobs here are
For the students.

The janitor's not a student.
You know what I mean.

So enroll.
Or be a janitor.

Yale, janitor, in 100 years,
We'll all be dead.

No, this hasn't been fair
To anyone here.

I need to go.
I'll go tomorrow morning.

We used to talk about
Living together.

Remember,
When we were little?

I know.

It was going to be
A house made of cheese.

We had much debate
About that.

It was down to chocolate,
Cheese, or brillo pads.

Why brillo pads?
I think they just
Made us laugh.

You brought
Stars hollow here.

I'll visit.
I promise.

Good.

Maybe one day we'll live
In a house made of cheese.

I hope so.

Oh, I love shampoo sinks.

They're like a hot tub
For your head.

Listen, lee ann,
Don't tell cindy,

But you're better, much better.
Those hands...

Oh, no.
Oh, no, not now.

Ignore it.

It could be my daughter.

We've been missing each other
For days.

Sorry. Thanks.

Hello?

No, this is she.

No, no, sookie's there.
Yes, it was all arranged.

Everywhere?
You've looked everywhere?

In the kitchen near the pipes?
Did you look there?

No, no,
Don't leave, please.

I'll get someone down there
To sign for it.

Just please don't leave.
I know.

Ten minutes. Okay.

Sookie, where are you?

Hi, this is sookie.

And jackson.
And davey.

And davey wants to
Say hello, too.

Go ahead, davey,
Say hello.

Come on, say hi.
Say hi.

Oh, he's licking
The phone.

Don't lick the phone.

Little peepers,
Does the phone taste good?

Oh, for god's sake.

I think it tastes
Like candy.

Do you want to say it tastes
Like candy, huh?

Okay, so here comes
The beep.

Shorten it, dq'd it,
And call me back.

Michel: tally rand hotel,
May I help you?

Listen, emergency,
Can you --

You are not going
To believe this.

Celine dion is here.

I'm not five feet
Away from her.

Cool, listen, is there any way
You could --

Oh, my heart is pounding
Through my chest.

She's so beautiful.

Yeah, she's very pretty.
Listen!

She's lovelier in person
Than she is on tv, and so nice.

Listen, can you please --

And I have a pimple today.

Of all the days
To have a pimple.

Michel, listen.
Can you get to the inn?

It's really important,
And sookie didn't show.

I can't get away.

I've got wet hair.

She sneezed.

Forget it.
I'll talk to you later.

Lee ann, what can you do
For my hair in two minutes?

I figured.

[ knocking ]

Coming.

Okay, I'm coming.

You said you were gonna meet
The sink guy at the inn.

I did?
Yeah, sookie, you did.

You said you were going
To meet him to approve the sink?

Oh, tom could have
Done that.

No, sookie, tom couldn't
Have done that

Because you insisted that
You had to approve the sink

Before it was installed.

Oh, I did, didn't I?

Oh, shoot, oh, shoot, oh, shoot,
Oh, sugar foot.

If there was ever a time to use
The real word, this would be it.

Well, just call them, have them
Deliver the sink tomorrow.

No, no, sookie, they can't
Deliver the sink tomorrow.

Because they already
Sent it back to canada.

Why would they do that?

Because that's where
It's mother is.

I'm sorry,
I got no sleep last night.

Davey cried forever,
And I finally got him to sleep,

And I must have fallen asleep
With him.

I was counting on you.

Now they have to reship it
Back here,

Which means we have
To repay the shipping fee.

Why didn't you call michel?

He couldn't come.

You want coffee?
I am so tired.

This is so typical.

He's always complaining about
Not being included,

And then he finally gets
A chance, and he won't come.

Sookie, michel has a job.
We're not paying him.

I know, but still.

Sookie --
Stop, turn, look.

What do you think
Of my hair?
Too much product.

Sookie, for the past six weeks,
I have taken every meeting.

I have been at the inn
Round the clock.

And all I asked for was just
One hour to get my hair done,

And then two seconds
Into the shampoo,

I get a phone call
From a guy telling me
I have to get to the inn

To okay a sink that I
Wouldn't know how to okay

Because I don't know
What makes it okay.

You know what makes it okay,
Which is why you said

You would be there to say
Whether or not it was okay.

I said I'm sorry I missed the
Meeting, but I have a baby here.

Yes, I know, believe me, that's
All I've heard about lately.

Well, excuse me
For procreating.

We have a business
We're trying to launch.

I missed a meeting.
I said I'm sorry.

I don't need you to be sorry.
I need you to be there.

What do you want me to do?
I have a baby.

Sookie,
We are drowning here.

I wasn't supposed to have
To do everything by myself.

That's why I have a partner.

I didn't know
I was gonna be pregnant

When we decided
To open the inn.

And if you'd known,
We wouldn't be partners?

No, this isn't the stuff I'm
Supposed to help with, anyhow.

What are you talking about?

The planning,
The decision making --

I've never been any good
At that.

My part comes later,
When we open the inn.

I need you before then.
I'm doing the best I can.

Fine.

I have to go.

What are we gonna do
About the sink?

Hey, luke.

Hey, lane,
Back in town, huh?

Well, yeah,
As of today.

You're not staying
With rory anymore, huh?

No, it was kind of time
For me to move on,

Considering, you know,
I don't actually go to yale.

You need some help?
Nope, I'm good.

I've been waiting
For 10 minutes.

Sorry, not even close
To the record.

Listen, I was wondering if I
Could maybe get my job back.

I know it was wrong for me
To take off like that.

I totally left you
In the lurch,

And I'd be willing to work extra
Overtime hours for nothing

If you'd consider
Giving me another chance.

Sure.
Really?

Oh, my god, thank you, luke.
Should I start right now?

Your shift tonight
Will be fine.

Okay, my shift tonight.
I'll be here.

Lorelai.

I really, really
Want to thank you.

You're very, very welcome.
For what?

For letting me
Stay with you.

You're staying with me?
And I knew this?

Rory told you.

Ha, ha,
Rory told me, yeah.

She did tell you, right?
She said she was gonna call.

Ahh, I guess
You're staying with me.

Is that okay?
Just make sure
Your mom knows.

Okay, I will.
I'll see you at home.

Thanks, luke,
I'll see you later.

Sit down, ed.
Pigs, gluttons.

How could people
Eat this much?

This is not all
From one person, luke.

It's making me sick
To my stomach.

Have you ever thought
You're in the wrong industry?

I should get rid
Of the plates,

Make 'em all
Strap on a feed bag,

You know, hang bells
Around their necks.

Enter them
In county fairs.

Could you hit the pause button
On the rant for just a sec?

What do you need?

I was wondering if we could have
Dinner tonight.

Dinner?

I need to discuss something
With you, and I thought maybe

We could do it over dinner
Unless you and nicole have --

She's in boston
This week.

Well, how about silvano's,
8:00?

Why don't you
Just come here?

No, this isn't diner talk.
It's more official.

Are you being drafted?
Yes, that's it.

You have to wear a tie
At silvano's.

Just a jacket, and you can take
It off the minute we sit down.

Okay, 8:00.

I'll see you there.
Love the hat.

Livin' on a prayer,
Baby.

Hello, lane.
Hello, mrs. Kim.

I'm staying at lorelai's.

Wear socks.

Okay.

Lorelai: I'll return your call
As soon as possible.

So I'm on my way to my
Professor's office

To ask him a question
About his last lecture

Because my pen was giving out,
Which is not at all true.

However, it will give him
A perfect opportunity

To discuss my paper with me
Since I'm sure he's graded it,

And since I'm also sure
I'm in for a big helping

Of "Nicely done, miss gilmore,
How about an 'a'."

Call me.

Professor gilbert:
Come in.

Professor gilbert?
Hi, I'm rory gilmore.

I'm in your tuesday afternoon
Game theory class.

I hope I'm not
Disturbing you.

Thank you.

I was wondering if I could
Go over a couple of things

From your lecture
The other day.

Okay, well,
I wrote something down here,

But I cannot for the life of me
Read my own handwriting.

Seriously,
If I had this analyzed,

Charlize theron would
Be playing me in a movie.

'cause I'd be
A serial killer,

And pretty girls like to get fat
And play serial killers

'cause they win an oscar and --
I'm sorry, should I go on?

Or you can just wait
To let me find your paper

So we can talk about
Why you're really here.

Oh.

Okay.

Rory gilmore.
Yes, here we are.

Yes. Right.
Okay.

Good you came in.

It is?
Yes.

In this paper, you were supposed
To use a real world example

To compare and contrast
Classical economic theory

And game theory, yes?
Yes.

Now your paper dealt well enough
With the game theory portion.

However, you then diverged
Into a discussion

On the pollution problem
In mexico city.

It felt to me like
Someone using knowledge
From a different course

To pad their paper and thereby
Avoid doing research for mine.

Oh, no, I just --

I've seen this happen before,
Particularly to freshmen.

Usually, it just means that
They're overloading themselves,

That they don't
Fully understand

The demands of a yale
Academic curriculum.

So I took the liberty
Of looking over your schedule,

And I think that's
What you've done.

Oh, no, no,
I'm fine, really.

I just have a little trouble
With game theory, that's all.

I blame my mother.

I begged her for monopoly,

But she insisted on
"Mimic your favorite sweat hog."

I talked with your advisor.

She has the same concern
That I do.

What concern is that?

You're taking too many courses
This semester.

I'll try harder.

I think you should
Drop this course.

You still have
A couple of weeks left

Before the end
Of the drop period.

You can take
The course again

When you have more time
To devote to it.

My grandfather took this same
Workload when he went here.

Different people work
At different paces.

You shouldn't compare yourself
To anyone else.

You work at a slower pace.
I don't.

The choice
Is ultimately yours.

You can stay,
But this is a "D" paper.

This is not a big deal.

This happens
To a lot of students.

Okay.

Glad to be fitting in.

Hi. I'm lore --

Get in here right now.

Jersey, close the door and get
Those nuts in the living room.

I've been alone with that woman
For over two hours now.

Real arm in the coat,
Mom.

Your father's late.
You're late.

I'm not late,
Just in pain.
Get in the living room.

I can't arrive
Before the nuts.
Don't start with me.

Here she is, mom, lorelai.
The party just gets bigger.

Hi, gran, how are you doing?
You look great.

Emily, what is the matter
With her hair?

Oh, well.

I know my granddaughter.

If she had received proper
Notice of my arrival,

She would have done
Something about it.

I told her in plenty of time.
She really did, gran.

I think it is admirable of you
To cover for your mother.

The importance of family loyalty
Simply cannot be measured.

Sit, dear.

Other than your hair,
You look well.

Emily, perhaps the girl
Would like a drink.

I am very well.
How is rory?

She's just as healthy
As I am.
And her hair is perfect.

And how is she doing
At yale?

She's doing great,
Studying her butt off.

Oh, how charming to hear.
I'm glad she's doing well.

She is a gilmore,
After all.

Gilmores have always
Excelled at yale.

They have quite a legacy
To live up to.

Your legacy
Is safe with her.

Mom,
Here are the nuts.

Oh, thank you, emily,
For that announcement.

How wonderful
That you don't need

Some sort of amplification
System in order to make sure

That everyone is informed
About the arrival of the nuts.

I'm sorry.

Strange woman,
So excited about nuts.

Richard:
I smell jasmine.

You smell impatience.
Where have you been?

You know very well
Where I've been.

I had some work
To get out of the way

So I could devote my
Full attention to you.

You look wonderful.
Florida agrees with you.

Florida agrees with muscle-bound
Men who dress like women.

I am much happier to be back
Here where I belong.

Would you like a nut?

They seem to be very important
To your wife.

I thought you liked
Those nuts, mom.

I'm fine, trix.

I have someone
I would like you to meet.

Lorelai, have you been there
The whole time?

Yes, I have.

Well, I had my cloaking device
Activated, so --

Trix, this is my partner,
Jason stiles.

Jason,
This is my mother.

It's a pleasure to meet you,
Mrs. Gilmore.

You are very young.

No, no, no,
Not so young.

I think I know if someone
Is young or not.

For god sake, jason,
Just be young.

Cloaking device,
Never leave home without it.

Richard gilmore,
You're growing a mustache.

The ferrari
Is arriving on tuesday.

I like it.
Thank you, trix.

It makes you look like
Adolphe menjou.

Or adolphe menjou's
Cocaine dealer.

What is that?

Well, actually, this is a little
Present that I got for you.

For me?

Why would you give me
A present?
Well...

It's not my birthday.
It's not christmas.

You don't even know me.

But you're richard's mother,
So I thought --

What is this present that
You got for an old woman

You've never met?

It's a book.

What sort of book?

It's a book
On french antiques.

I heard you liked
French antiques.

I do like
French antiques.

You can just
Open it later.

Trix: absolutely not --
I am company.

You don't answer the phone
When you have company,

So put it away
And turn it off.

Yes, gran.

Shall we all take turns
Guessing how long it will be

Before lunch is served?

I will say an hour.
Richard?

Richard:
You are bad, trix.

Hi, this is lorelai gilmore,
And you've reached my cellphone.

Leave a message,
And I'll return your call --

Hey, you on the phone?

No, I'm just checking
My messages.

Anything important?

No, just a hang up.

Good, good.

You know,
I should get a globe.

Every time
You see a movie,

And there's a really
Important character,

And then you go into
That character's office,

They always have a globe.

You're hiding from my
Grandmother, aren't you?

She is scarier than
Nick nolte's mug shot.

Please, she's just gonna ask me
Why I got her a present again.

We have decided
To just go sit at the table.

Perhaps the food will appear
By sheer wish fulfillment.

I'll check on it again,
Mom.

I wouldn't want
To disturb your cook.

She's obviously in the middle
Of a crossword puzzle.

Lorelai,
Where did you go?

Sorry, gran.
I had to check my messages.

I've got all this construction
Going on at the inn.

Yes, your inn.
Have you seen this inn of hers?

No, not yet.

You'll all see it
When it's done.

And when will that be?
Lorelai: soon.

I see you measure time
Like your mother.

Just let me check on lunch,
Please?

So tell me, lorelai.

How much money have you
Invested in this inn?

Oh, a chunk.

And I assume that you have
A projected timetable

For getting your chunk
Back out?

We're hoping to break
Even the first year

And turn a profit
The second year.

That's optimistic, yes?

Yes, but our town has
A pretty regular tourist trade.

Small inns and
Bed and breakfasts can
Be real money factories.

Yes, and wonderful places to put
All those french antiques.

We have very high hopes, and we
Booked our first reservation.

When is the reservation?
May 8th.

Really? That soon?

You'll be ready by then?

We had to add some
Extra construction guys,

And we'll have to get
The sink back from canada,

But we'll finish in time.

How is the money holding up?
Excuse me?

The money --
I was somewhat aware

Of your financial situation
Before you took this on.

How much do you have left?
Plenty.

Enough to finish.

You're in trouble.
No.

You are hemorrhaging money.
I see it in your eyes.

It must be costing a fortune
To get a contractor

To stick to a projected
Completion date.

And you're not working now,

Unless your partner
Is a rockefeller,

You are in serious
Financial trouble.

Mom, I don't think this is
The best time to discuss this.

Well, if we were eating, we
Would have something else to do.

How could you
Let this happen?

How could I
Let this happen?

It is your responsibility
To know

When she is in deep
Financial trouble.

I'm not in deep
Financial trouble.

Trix, lorelai is
A grown woman.

This is a family.

It is a family's responsibility

To make sure
That this doesn't happen.

We have a reputation
To uphold.

How would it look

If a gilmore goes out into
The business world and fails?

I hardly think
She's failing, mom.

Well, she looks like
She's failing to me.

And I am
Surprised at you.

After all, I helped you out when
You had financial problems.

You made that
Terrible investment

In dubliners paper corporation
When you were first married.

I told you not to,
But you wouldn't listen,

And of course, I had to step in
And bail you out.

Now, hold on here,
Trix.

You would have lost this house
If it weren't for me.

That is not true.

It is not true that you
Pigheadedly lost that money?

I was 27 years old.
That is the time to take risks.

When you have my money
To bail you out,

Taking risks is not much
Of a problem, is it?

You're making me sound like
An incompetent child.

I have built two extremely
Successful businesses, mother,

And both of them without
Your help.

And I do not appreciate you now,
Many years later,

Throwing in my face that you
Once helped me out financially!

Do not raise
Your voice to me.

I will raise my voice
If the situation warrants it!

Oh, no, not now.

You paid that money back
In two months, also.

That's right,
Two months.

How deep in financial ruin
Could I have been

To get that money
Back to you in two months?

Trix:
I'm leaving this table.

Let me help you
With your chair.

Hey, tom,
Is my mom here?

I haven't seen her.
She could be inside.

She sometimes slips
In the back door,

Likes to surprise a bunch
Of guys with nail guns.

Thanks.

Mom?

Rory. Hey.

Do you know
Where my mom is?

No, did you
Check outside?

Yeah, I did.
She's not there.

She's not at home.
She's not anywhere.

Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.

I can't find her.

Well, maybe
She's at sookie's.

Okay,
I can try sookie's.

Rory, what's wrong?

Nothing's wrong.
I'm fine, I'm good.

I'm just having
Some technical difficulties.

Get it?
Technical difficulties?

Yeah,
It's very funny.

I know, I am very funny,
And I am getting funnier.

Yale is doing that to me.

It's really developing,
The hilarity.

Where are we going?
Outside.

Sure, 'cause I'm used
To working in a bigger room.

What's wrong?
Nothing.

What's wrong?

[ voice breaking ]
Everything's falling apart.

I thought I had it all
Under control, but I don't.

What was under control?

Everybody else can handle
The classes, but I can't.

And I'm supposed to.

I'm supposed
To take five classes.

Everybody else does.
I mean, my grandfather did.

God, how am I gonna tell my
Grandfather that I failed?

You failed?

No, I didn't even
Get a chance to fail.

I had to drop a class.
I was told to drop a class.

That's not a big deal.

It's a really big deal.

I'm not supposed
To drop a class.

I'm not
The drop-a-class person.

I get good grades.
I handle things.

Hey, come on.

And lane, she's not
Around anymore, and I --

I know she had to go, but I miss
Her, and I liked her there,

And I haven't talked to my mom,
And I need to talk to her,

And she's not around.

And I'm failing.
I'm failing everything.

I can't do it.
I can't handle it.

I'm messing everything up!

[ sobbing ]

Just look at this.
Look at what?

You having to be
Nice to me.

I mean, you shouldn't
Have to be nice to me.

I was horrible to you, and now
You're married to someone nice

And who's not me
And not a failure.

You are so not a failure.

Yes, I am.

I just can't, I --

I need to talk to my mom 'cause
I just don't know what to do.

It's okay.

Lorelai: luke.

Hey, I was just coming
To meet you.

Could we --

I need to --

I'm sorry, I need
To reschedule our dinner.

Yeah,
I'm just very tired.

So I'm sorry that I made you
Get all dressed up.

That's okay, it's good for me
To do it every once in awhile.

It reminds me
Why I'm not an accountant.

Everything okay?
What?

Are you okay?
Why?

Because you don't look okay.

Well, geez,
Take me now, sailor.

I mean, you look distracted.

Distracted, no.
Well, maybe -- yeah.

Distracted, okay, sure.
I'm very distracted.

Anything I can do?

You know, there are very few
Times in my life

When I find myself
Sitting around thinking,

"I wish I was married,"

But today, I mean --

I'm happy.

You know?
I like my life.

I like my friends.
I like my stuff.

My time, my space,
My tv.

Yeah, sure.

But every now and then,
Just for a moment,

I wish I had a partner,
Someone to pick up the slack,

Someone to wait
For the cable guy,

Make me coffee
In the morning,

Meet the stupid sink before
It gets sent back to canada.

What happened?

[ voice breaking ]
Um...

[ sniffles ]

I just thought I had
Everything under control,

But I didn't, and the inn
Is just falling apart.

This has been
My dream forever,

And I have it,
And it's here,

And I'm failing.

I can't handle it.

I just spend every minute
Running around

And working and thinking.

And I thought
I would have help,

But sookie has davey,
And michel has celine,

And I can't do it
All by myself,

And I don't even have time
To see my kid,

And hell, forget see her,
Just even talk to her.

And I miss her.

And I sat there
In my parents' house

Just listening to my grandmother
Call me a charity case,

And I couldn't even
Argue with her.

I couldn't even say anything,
Because I am.

I'm running out of money, and I
Don't know what to do about it,

And I was gonna ask you for
$30,000 at dinner tonight.

That's how pathetic I am.

$30,000.
Well, okay, I mean --

I don't have want to
Talk about it now.

I don't want
To think about it.

I'm failing.

[ sobs ]

I'm failing.

You are not failing.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do.

It's okay.

Lorelai: hi, hon.

I'm just seeing if I could catch
You, but you're out.

So...Nothing much
To report here.

Just give me a call
When you can.

Rory: just checking in.
Nothing big to report.

Okay, give me a call
When you can.

Bye, mom.

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