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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,274 --> 00:00:07,275 Hey. 2 00:00:07,308 --> 00:00:08,342 Hi. 3 00:00:08,376 --> 00:00:09,510 What are you doing? 4 00:00:09,543 --> 00:00:11,479 Well, I'm gardening. 5 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:12,580 What are you doing? 6 00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:15,149 I'm gardening! What are you -- 7 00:00:15,183 --> 00:00:18,419 Why don't you come Over here and see, honey, Since you seem so confused? 8 00:00:18,452 --> 00:00:19,553 Oh, my god. 9 00:00:19,587 --> 00:00:21,189 You are gardening. 10 00:00:21,222 --> 00:00:23,691 Yeah. Hello. I am gardening. 11 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:26,260 Why? Because babette bought me A bag of bulbs. 12 00:00:26,294 --> 00:00:27,795 Why would she do that? 13 00:00:27,828 --> 00:00:30,631 She thought cultivating new life Would help distract me 14 00:00:30,664 --> 00:00:32,833 From my current emptiness And sense of loss. 15 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:35,736 Hmm. Well, that's Weirdly sweet of her. Yes, it was. 16 00:00:35,769 --> 00:00:38,539 I forgot about the Bulbs till babette brought Them up this morning, 17 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:40,474 So I dug them out Of the garage. Ew! 18 00:00:40,508 --> 00:00:42,610 They've developed Some sort of mold. 19 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:45,346 This is the planet Of the mold. 20 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:48,782 I'm no botanist, but I don't Think anything's gonna grow From this piece of tar. 21 00:00:48,816 --> 00:00:50,351 Just put it in the hole. 22 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:52,286 Why didn't you just Throw them out? 23 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:55,556 There are eyes everywhere, My dear. Hey, doll, how you doing? 24 00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:56,457 Great, babette. 25 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:58,326 Just tending my bulbs. 26 00:00:58,359 --> 00:00:59,827 Makes you feel better, Doesn't it? 27 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:02,363 Absolutely -- much better. You need any help? 28 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:03,697 Oh, no. I got rory helping me. 29 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:05,266 Hi, babette. Hi, sugar. 30 00:01:05,299 --> 00:01:07,201 Don't worry. I'm looking out for your mom. 31 00:01:07,235 --> 00:01:08,502 I'm glad to hear that. 32 00:01:08,536 --> 00:01:10,638 Oh, and just you wait Till spring. 33 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:14,542 You're gonna wake up one Morning, walk out, and pow! 34 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:17,245 Color coming out Of your yin-yang! 35 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:18,679 I'll see you girls tomorrow. 36 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:20,614 I'm going to have color Coming out of my yin-yang. 37 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:23,284 Then maybe you'll Finally get a man. 38 00:01:23,317 --> 00:01:26,654 This has got to be The grossest thing ever. 39 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:29,357 Let's talk about something else. How's school? 40 00:01:29,390 --> 00:01:31,892 School's fine. It's hard but good. 41 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:32,893 Tanna's fine. 42 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:34,628 Janet and paris are fighting 43 00:01:34,662 --> 00:01:37,765 Because janet gets up at 5:30 to Go jogging, wakes paris up, 44 00:01:37,798 --> 00:01:40,901 And then the resulting argument Wakes everybody up, and -- 45 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:41,802 Oh! Oh! 46 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:43,804 Oh! You bulbed me! 47 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:45,206 I was aiming over there. 48 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:46,740 It got my hand! It got my hand! 49 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,309 Shake it off. Shake it off. 50 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:49,577 It won't go! It won't go! 51 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:50,678 Aah! 52 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:52,413 You wiped it on my shirt. 53 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:53,481 It was a reflex. 54 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:54,648 To ruin my shirt? 55 00:01:54,682 --> 00:01:56,417 I'm sorry. You never liked this shirt. 56 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,319 It's not that. It's just that -- 57 00:01:58,352 --> 00:02:00,588 Aah! There's something Crawling up my leg! 58 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,756 I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it! 59 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:04,425 It's big. 60 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:07,361 [ giggling ] 61 00:02:07,395 --> 00:02:10,431 Okay, so the next time That babette gives you 62 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:13,567 A bag of bulbs to plant Because you're lonely, 63 00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:14,902 You say... 64 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:16,437 No, thank you. 65 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,172 Class dismissed. 66 00:02:18,206 --> 00:02:21,609 * if you're out On the road * 67 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:26,647 * feelin' lonely And so cold * 68 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:30,518 * all you have to do Is call my name * 69 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:34,855 * and I'll be there On the next train * 70 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:39,793 * where you lead, I will follow * 71 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:44,365 * anywhere that you tell me to 72 00:02:44,398 --> 00:02:45,433 * if you need 73 00:02:45,466 --> 00:02:46,567 * if you need 74 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,702 * you need me to be with you 75 00:02:48,736 --> 00:02:50,538 * I will follow 76 00:02:50,571 --> 00:02:52,773 * oh, oh, oh 77 00:02:52,806 --> 00:02:57,378 * where you lead, I will follow * 78 00:02:57,411 --> 00:03:02,416 * any, anywhere That you tell me to * 79 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:03,484 * if you need 80 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:04,818 * if you need 81 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,854 * you need me to be with you 82 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:09,957 * I will follow where you lead 83 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:14,795 Paris: You can at least open a window. 84 00:03:14,828 --> 00:03:16,797 Because it smells Like a locker room in here. 85 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:18,232 Fine! 86 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:21,902 Did the alarm go off? I shut it off. 87 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:24,405 Who needs an alarm when you've Got workout barbie around? 88 00:03:24,438 --> 00:03:26,674 Never mind that some of us were Up finishing a chem lab 89 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:28,676 Till 2:30 in the morning! 90 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,778 I love waking up at 5:00 a.M. To the sound 91 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:33,347 Of someone grunting out crunches In the common room! 92 00:03:33,381 --> 00:03:36,016 I told you -- earplugs. 93 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,352 You know, she talks to herself When she stretches. 94 00:03:38,386 --> 00:03:39,753 "Come on, janet. Push it, janet. 95 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:41,622 Love the pain, janet." It's pornographic. 96 00:03:41,655 --> 00:03:43,757 What time is it? I know what she's doing. 97 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:47,261 It's psychological warfare. Don't let your enemy sleep. Push him till he cracks. 98 00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:49,530 Charlie tried the same tricks On our boys at khe sanh, 99 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:53,334 And if she keeps this up, I am not gonna be responsible For what happens. 100 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:54,602 Oh, my god! 101 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:57,538 Paris, breakfast is over In five minutes! 102 00:03:57,571 --> 00:04:00,007 I know. It's tuesday, too. That's waffle bar day. 103 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:01,575 Why didn't you wake me? 104 00:04:01,609 --> 00:04:02,776 Oh, sure, blame me. 105 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:04,712 I'm the victim here, Remember? 106 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:16,724 Excuse me. Excuse me. Can I -- thank you. 107 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:18,526 Okay. 108 00:04:28,336 --> 00:04:29,337 Rory. 109 00:04:29,370 --> 00:04:31,439 Marty. You remembered. 110 00:04:31,472 --> 00:04:33,974 I wasn't the one Passed out in the hallway, So I had a better shot. 111 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:35,576 True -- very true. 112 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,845 So, I see you're a little late For breakfast. 113 00:04:37,878 --> 00:04:39,580 Yeah. My alarm was turned off. 114 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:41,582 Well, hey, you want Some eggs or something? 115 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:43,751 I always take enough for 10. I blame my brother. 116 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:46,554 He always took The biggest piece of chicken. And left you none? 117 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:49,390 No, there was plenty more. I just really wanted That big piece. 118 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:50,558 Oh. Well -- 119 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:52,025 I want you to meet The breakfast crew. 120 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:53,794 Oh, well, I'm kind of -- 121 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:56,564 We all just started eating Breakfast together Every morning, 122 00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:58,766 So someone came up with the name "The breakfast crew." 123 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:01,835 It's not like an official club Or anything. There's no hats. 124 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:03,837 At least not until we can all Agree on a color. 125 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:06,807 Uh, excuse me, guys. I want you all to meet rory. 126 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:08,342 Who? The robe. 127 00:05:08,376 --> 00:05:10,878 Oh. Oh. The robe. Nice to meet you. 128 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:12,513 I told them about your act Of kindness. 129 00:05:12,546 --> 00:05:13,914 It was nothing, Really. 130 00:05:13,947 --> 00:05:16,049 I wouldn't say that. That was one nice robe. 131 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:17,751 We all took turns trying it on. 132 00:05:17,785 --> 00:05:19,487 Uh, not true. Ignore him. 133 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:21,622 I'm sorry I haven't gotten it Back to you yet. 134 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:22,623 It's okay. 135 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:23,957 Nice bunny shoes. 136 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:26,360 Thank you. It was nice meeting you all. 137 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:27,761 I actually have to go, so -- 138 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:29,963 I embarrassed you. It's fine. 139 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:33,066 I was just so relieved that I Could finally approach you. 140 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:34,768 Why couldn't you Approach me? 141 00:05:34,802 --> 00:05:36,870 Well, that night was Really humiliating, 142 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:39,373 So every time I saw you After that, I just hid. 143 00:05:39,407 --> 00:05:41,442 But when I saw you show up Like that, 144 00:05:41,475 --> 00:05:44,077 I thought, "Here's my chance To even the playing field." 145 00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:47,515 This is not as embarrassing As being totally naked. 146 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:49,049 No, it's not. 147 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:51,385 But it's close. 148 00:05:51,419 --> 00:05:55,656 Um...Well, consider The playing field leveled. 149 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,958 Good. See you, rory. 150 00:05:57,991 --> 00:05:59,727 See you, marty. 151 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,161 Exactly. Yes. 152 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,964 That's just the kind of thing We're looking for. 153 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:06,467 Well, I'm so glad To hear that, 154 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:09,803 Because the last two designers We met with 155 00:06:09,837 --> 00:06:11,739 Had very different Philosophies. 156 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:13,807 Uh-huh. 157 00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:16,844 I didn't know you did The silver thatch inn. That's so beautiful. 158 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,111 Yeah. 159 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:20,013 [ clears throat ] Okay. 160 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:24,418 Well, why don't we meet friday, Say, around 2:00? 161 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:26,820 Okay. Luke's diner. 162 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:29,557 It's right in the middle Of the town square. 163 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:31,892 You can't miss it. Just follow the love. 164 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:33,827 Okay. Thank you. 165 00:06:33,861 --> 00:06:35,062 Bye-bye. 166 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:36,764 What was that? I was taking it outside. 167 00:06:36,797 --> 00:06:38,732 Three people came in While you held the door open. 168 00:06:38,766 --> 00:06:40,000 You're exaggerating. 169 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:41,802 Why can't you respect The rules of my diner? 170 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:43,637 I do respect the rules Of your diner. 171 00:06:43,671 --> 00:06:46,774 It's that baseball cap I have issues with. 172 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:48,509 Hi. Hey. 173 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:51,011 All right, I've done extensive Research, checked references, 174 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:53,581 And prescreened three other Designers for you. 175 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:55,048 Here are their names. 176 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:56,717 Hopefully I won't need these. 177 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:59,052 I think I just found A new designer for the inn. 178 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:01,855 I love doing research just for The sake of doing research. 179 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:04,057 I live to grow. Are you still buying me lunch? 180 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:06,794 I'd be happy to, but I Should take you somewhere else. 181 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:08,662 Why should you take him Somewhere else? 182 00:07:08,696 --> 00:07:11,031 Because, kook danes, michel eats A very specific diet. 183 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:12,633 Normally, yes, That's true. 184 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:15,202 However, every six months I give myself a crazy day 185 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:18,205 Where I can eat anything I want, And today's crazy day. 186 00:07:18,238 --> 00:07:20,808 Talk to me About your chocolate cake. What do you want to know? 187 00:07:20,841 --> 00:07:21,909 Is it mexican? 188 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:23,744 Is what mexican? The chocolate. 189 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,846 How would I know? It would say so On the wrapper. 190 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:28,716 You could go look. 191 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:30,584 I'll wait. 192 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:33,854 Take him somewhere else. 193 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:35,723 Oh, just bring me A doughnut, 194 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:37,758 But put some sprinkles On it, okay? 195 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:41,228 Hello? Do you know what one of life's Great mysteries is? 196 00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:43,931 Whether or not you're joining us For friday night dinner. 197 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:47,535 And since you pretend to be Ignorant of the concept 198 00:07:47,568 --> 00:07:50,871 Of the r.S.V.P., even though It was taught to you as a child, 199 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:54,141 I am reduced to calling And asking you, are you coming? 200 00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:57,778 Uh-huh. Is that "Uh-huh, Yes, I'm coming" 201 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:00,147 Or "Uh-huh, I was reading While you were talking"? 202 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:03,551 Um, tell you what, mom -- plan On me coming, and if I don't, 203 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:06,019 Then it'll just be a little more For everyone else. 204 00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:09,022 Lorelai, you know very well our Dinners do not work like that. 205 00:08:09,056 --> 00:08:11,725 There is careful planning and Shopping and preparation 206 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:13,093 That goes into every meal 207 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:15,529 No matter how boring And simple it may seem to you. 208 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:16,664 Oh, mom -- 209 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:19,933 Hey, what -- Get off that phone! 210 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:21,935 Shoot, mom. There's no cellphones in here. 211 00:08:21,969 --> 00:08:23,671 I'll call you back later. Bye. 212 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:25,172 And when I need you -- Nowhere. 213 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:30,277 It's obvious hemingway is just Using jake's impotence 214 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:33,313 To indict a society Which exploited its underclass 215 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,315 To fight in the trenches Of the first world war. 216 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:38,552 Interesting theory, heather. What does everyone else think? 217 00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:39,687 I don't know. 218 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,188 Isn't jake's impotence 219 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:44,091 More about that generation's Loss of faith in love? 220 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:47,728 Please. That grossly ignores The social context. 221 00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:51,865 Rory's right. The book's about a guy who can't Sleep with the woman he loves. 222 00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:53,601 But -- Hold that thought, heather. 223 00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:55,035 We're out of time. 224 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:57,004 Okay, everyone, We'll continue this thursday. 225 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,872 Thanks for the save. No problem. 226 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:01,742 Heather can get a little "Workers of the world, Unite" sometimes. 227 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:03,243 I've never actually Met someone 228 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:05,145 Who likes the word "Bourgeois" so much. 229 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:07,014 So, what are you up to This weekend? 230 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:10,751 Oh, studying. Sleep, hopefully. A rarity in my dorm room. 231 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:11,952 Yeah? Do you eat? 232 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:13,286 Habitually. 233 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:15,255 Ever been to pancia di lucca? I hear it's good. 234 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:16,724 Uh, no, I haven't. 235 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:18,325 I was thinking of going there This weekend. 236 00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:19,793 Cool. Tell me how it is. 237 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:21,695 Okay, I will. 238 00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:23,296 Or, hey, You could come with me. 239 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:24,832 I can't this saturday. 240 00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:26,634 But if it's good, Maybe another time, okay? 241 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:27,635 Sure, okay. 242 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:29,803 So, see you next week. 243 00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:31,672 Bye, trevor. 244 00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:35,075 [ door closes ] 245 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:36,810 Hey! What are you doing home? 246 00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:39,813 Well, it seems that if you leave Your laundry in the machine 247 00:09:39,847 --> 00:09:41,782 For even two minutes After it stops, 248 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:43,383 Some incredibly Impatient person 249 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:46,053 Will take your nice, clean Clothes out and dump them. 250 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,655 Where? Anywhere. 251 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:49,957 The floor, the top of another Dirty washing machine. 252 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:52,893 My belle and sebastian t-shirt Was in the garbage. 253 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:56,129 So now, on top of a massive Amount of reading and studying, 254 00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:59,066 I get to rewash my formerly Perfect clean clothes. 255 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,702 That's just wrong. I think you Should quit school in protest. 256 00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:02,836 Okay, if you say so. 257 00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:04,404 Oh, no, wait. That's not ours. 258 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,239 What do you mean? Who's it for? 259 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,108 I've got five minutes. Where's the pizza? 260 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:09,042 Uh, there. 261 00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:10,343 Thanks. Hi, rory. 262 00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:11,979 Hey, lane. 263 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:14,014 My mom ordered all the okra In the western hemisphere. 264 00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:15,816 She got a great deal, And I'm starving. 265 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,417 Swallow. [ exhales deeply ] 266 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,186 Between seventh day Adventist college 267 00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:21,722 And my mom's fascination With ordering on the internet, 268 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:23,256 My future looks very grim. 269 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:24,257 You want a coke? 270 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:25,726 No time for liquids. 271 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:27,260 I have to be home for dinner In four minutes. 272 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,996 Another piece, please? 273 00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:30,664 Okay, great. Okay, this is good. 274 00:10:30,698 --> 00:10:32,299 You all look good. Things are good? 275 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:35,002 Okay. Gotta go. Thanks for the grub. 276 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:36,436 She is so throwing up On the way home. 277 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,438 I'm gonna go put this stuff In the washer. 278 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:41,108 Wait, have some pizza and tell Mama all about your day. 279 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,242 Okay. 280 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:43,911 Yesterday janet woke up To find 281 00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:46,213 That paris had chaired her In her room. 282 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:47,881 Oh, nice. 283 00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:50,951 And then, later, when janet had Climbed out the window, 284 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:55,255 She retaliated by gluing shut The opening of paris' glue gun. 285 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:56,990 Wow. She went for the crafts. 286 00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:59,126 This war is getting Totally out of hand. 287 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:02,362 This morning paris turned off my Alarm because janet woke her up. 288 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:04,131 I almost missed breakfast. 289 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,767 I ran down to the dining hall in My pajamas and bunny slippers, 290 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,235 And I ran into marty. 291 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:09,236 Naked guy. 292 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:11,171 It was totally humiliating. 293 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:13,206 Humiliating 'cause Naked guy's hot? 294 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:16,476 It was humiliating because I had Terry-cloth rabbits on my feet. 295 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,211 So naked guy's not hot? 296 00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:21,081 Naked guy is marty, And it's not like that. 297 00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:22,215 He's sweet. 298 00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:23,416 "Sweet" means "Bad butt." 299 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,218 "Sweet" does not mean "Bad butt." 300 00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:26,754 "Sweet" means "Sweet." 301 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,889 Poor naked guy. Should have left his clothes on. 302 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:31,158 You have got to stop talking About naked guy. 303 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,894 If not him, are there any other Guys on the horizon? 304 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:35,863 Nope. No? 305 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:37,364 How about a professor -- 306 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:39,867 Someone older, wiser, with brown Cords and whiskey breath? 307 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,368 Well, yeah. There's one of those. 308 00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:42,836 Come on, rory. 309 00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:45,038 This guy asked me to try This restaurant, 310 00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,740 But it was a totally Casual thing. 311 00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:48,008 So what'd you tell him? 312 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,110 That I was busy. You don't like him? 313 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,511 No, I like him fine. 314 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:54,782 He's smart, and he takes my side In the debates, 315 00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:56,449 And he's decent to look at. 316 00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:58,786 So, why'd you say no? Too many clothes? 317 00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:00,220 I don't know. He... 318 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:02,389 He carries a bottle Of water around all the time. 319 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:03,490 That's just weird. 320 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:06,059 Right. Hydration. Very creepy. 321 00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:08,161 And he's preppy, and I don't Really like preppy. 322 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,297 Plus he's gonna go study In barcelona next year. 323 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:11,431 So? So it's a waste of time. 324 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,033 I can't go anyway. 325 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,268 You could go to dinner, Maybe a movie. Mom... 326 00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:17,304 I know you've never Really dated. 327 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:19,306 What are you talking about? I've dated. 328 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:20,974 Who did you date? Dean. 329 00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:22,843 You did not date. You had a relationship. 330 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:23,844 Well, jess. 331 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,278 Was relationship number two. 332 00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:27,815 So maybe I've never dated, But you haven't either. 333 00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:30,317 I have dated at least once. 334 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,385 You had me with dad -- Relationship. 335 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,021 Yes, but -- 336 00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:37,057 Max -- relationship. Dad again -- relationship. 337 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:40,393 Okay, I may not be the world's Best dater, but I do it. 338 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,495 You should give it a shot. You're in college now. 339 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,998 What else is there to do In college but date? 340 00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:46,934 I'm gonna go wash My clothes now. 341 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:50,570 Wait. W-was that it? 342 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,006 Is this conversation over? 343 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,875 Sorry. Did I win? 344 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:57,978 I wanted to show you this. 345 00:12:58,011 --> 00:12:59,446 "Castles of ireland"? 346 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:03,283 There is a room in here That I've always wanted to do. 347 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:04,584 Here it is. 348 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,419 Oh, I love that. 349 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,188 What is That wall treatment? 350 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,556 That's anaglypta wallpaper. 351 00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:10,924 What are you doing? 352 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,926 I'm looking at anaglypta Wallpaper. 353 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,162 And the other three tables Are here for support? 354 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,230 Well, we just had a lot of books To go through. 355 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:18,866 Luke, this is Natalie zimmerman. 356 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:20,901 Natalie's gonna help us design The dragonfly. 357 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,069 Nice to meet you. 358 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:23,470 Did I tell you We're gonna have horses? 359 00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,338 The property has stables, So why not? 360 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:28,508 I've always loved horses ever Since I was a little girl, 361 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:31,611 And now I finally have a Grown-up excuse to buy a pony. 362 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,146 Listen, national velvet, 363 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,082 You have to move this stuff Out of here. 364 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,416 Why? Because this is a diner. 365 00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:37,550 People want to sit. 366 00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:39,319 This is business. 367 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:42,589 No, this is business, and it's Open, and it's decorated, 368 00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:44,491 And it wants its seats back. 369 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:46,459 Fine. 370 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,128 He's trying to steal 371 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,330 The "World's grumpiest Diner guy" title from mel. 372 00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:51,932 No problem. 373 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:54,367 So you were telling me about Anaglypta wallpaper? 374 00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:56,569 It's a textured paper That we can paint or treat. 375 00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:58,038 We can even distress it 376 00:13:58,071 --> 00:13:59,973 If you want to give it A more vintage-y look. 377 00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:01,274 That sounds interesting. 378 00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:03,110 You know, emily actually Has some 379 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,477 In the smaller upstairs Guest bath. 380 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,513 You should take a look Next time you're there. 381 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,548 Um, emily? You mean my mother, emily? 382 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,617 Yes. I didn't know You knew emily. 383 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,219 Oh, yeah. 384 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:14,121 I did her second-floor remodel About a year ago. 385 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,156 I thought that's How you got my name. 386 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,325 Oh, no, I got your name From a magazine. 387 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,060 So you know emily? 388 00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:22,662 It's a small world, isn't it? Yes, yes, really small. 389 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:26,299 About the same square footage as That box they threw mccain in. 390 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,568 So, are you ready to see Bedrooms? 391 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:30,938 Yes, sure. Why not? 392 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:33,340 Next week we finish up with "Snows of kilimanjaro." 393 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,575 Then it is hemingway's pal Scott fitzgerald, 394 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:38,912 So do yourselves a favor -- get A jump on "Tender is the night." 395 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,954 Wow. Good session today, huh? It was fine. 396 00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:49,957 I can't believe we sit around And talk about books and Get graded on it. 397 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,192 I mean, there's almost Nothing I like more 398 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,494 Than talking about a good book Or a bad book 399 00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:56,063 Or a really thick magazine. 400 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:57,164 Mm-hmm. 401 00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:00,233 Hey, trevor. 402 00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,135 You know what else I like to do 403 00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:04,237 Besides talk about A really good book? 404 00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:05,538 Eat. Isn't that weird? 405 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:08,141 And, actually, for me, They're linked. 406 00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:09,709 It's true. 407 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,545 When I talk about a book, I get really hungry -- starving. 408 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,647 You ever experience that? Not really. 409 00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:17,150 Oh. Well, it happens to me All the time. 410 00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:19,652 Like right now, for example, Starving, really. 411 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:22,622 And I enjoyed "The snows of Kilimanjaro" so much 412 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:25,692 That I will probably be Hungry for quite some time. 413 00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:29,029 All weekend, probably. Especially saturday night. 414 00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:30,697 Saturday night? Saturday night. 415 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:33,133 Are you saying you want to go To dinner on saturday night? 416 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,668 Wow. Um...Okay. 417 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,304 Yeah. Well, I will be hungry. 418 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:39,439 That fact has been Pretty well established. 419 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:40,673 Okay. Sure. 420 00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:42,609 Let's go to dinner Saturday night. 421 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,577 So, you're at -- Durfee, suite 5. 422 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,013 I'll pick you up at 7:30. 423 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,314 Sounds good. Okay. 424 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,416 Wow. I gotta hand it to you There, trevor. 425 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,218 You sure are persistent. 426 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:54,321 Davey? You're naming him davey? 427 00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:56,223 Yes. I love davey. 428 00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:58,458 Oh, I can't believe You finally picked a name. 429 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,227 It makes it real. 430 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:03,096 Because the stomach and massive Ankles were too ambiguous. 431 00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,331 Does jackson like it? 432 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,033 Well, he's okay With the stomach, 433 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:08,001 But the massive ankles Freak him out. 434 00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:09,269 The name davey. 435 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,238 It was actually His suggestion. 436 00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:13,206 He wanted davey If it was a boy 437 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,175 And colgate If it was a girl. 438 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,276 Colgate? 439 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,578 His great-grandmother's Name. 440 00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:20,047 That's horrible. 441 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,681 What's worse, she looked like A colgate. 442 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,216 At least you know It's gonna be a boy. 443 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,752 But he doesn't know It's going to be a boy, 444 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,420 I realize he has to know 445 00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:30,023 I thought colgate was An insane name, 446 00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:31,591 But if I didn't fight him On it, 447 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,593 It must be because I knew We weren't going to have a girl. 448 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:36,029 Then he would know we were Gonna have a boy, 449 00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:38,698 And that would spoil everything For him, so I told him, 450 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:41,034 "We are not naming our daughter After a toothpaste." 451 00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:42,702 We got in a big fight And we're not talking! 452 00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:44,037 Cool! Yeah, I know. 453 00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:45,605 Everything's perfect. 454 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:48,575 My baby has a name and my Husband's sleeping on the couch, 455 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:51,611 And I figured out that I'll go With the avery stove. 456 00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:54,214 Is that okay? I know it's more expensive. 457 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:56,283 It's your kitchen, sookie. 458 00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:58,585 I'm going to call natalie The minute I get home. 459 00:16:58,618 --> 00:16:59,719 [ grunts ] 460 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:00,720 What's wrong? 461 00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,155 Nothing. 462 00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:04,124 It's the avery. It's too extravagant. 463 00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:06,226 No, the avery's fine. Everything's fine. 464 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,627 You're sure? I'm sure. 465 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:10,697 Just [sighs] Natalie knows my mother. 466 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,365 Emily? How? 467 00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:14,767 Because she did her second-floor Remodel like a year ago. 468 00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:16,569 So she really knows Your mother. 469 00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,771 They've been shopping together. It's a bond. 470 00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:21,241 Sookie... I don't know if I -- 471 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:22,609 Lorelai, no. 472 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,377 She knows my mother. So what? 473 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:26,613 Sookie, my whole life, My whole existence, 474 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,081 My essence, my being, 475 00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:30,117 My ability to be This sparkling creature 476 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,584 Standing here before you -- 477 00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:34,154 All of this depends on the Complete and total separation 478 00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,788 Of my life From my mother's life. 479 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:38,391 But we like natalie. We do like natalie. 480 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:41,128 Remember all the other designers We met that we didn't like? 481 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:43,763 Remember the one that Wanted to put the tiny Mannequin in every room 482 00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,732 So the lonely people would have Someone to talk to? 483 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,100 Yes, I do. 484 00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:48,701 Or the purple, purple, Purple guy. 485 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,637 Purple, purple, purple. They were horrible. 486 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:53,173 And then we met natalie, And she was perfect. 487 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,407 Look, just try. 488 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:56,609 At least give natalie A chance, okay? 489 00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,278 Please? I'll try. 490 00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,847 Good. I'm gonna go home And get going on the avery. 491 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,583 I have to stop by luke's. I'll call you later. 492 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:04,817 It's going to be fine. 493 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,453 Yes, it is. 494 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,322 Hey, luke. What's going on? 495 00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:12,325 Oh, well...Tom called. 496 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:14,761 The banister on the stairs Has to be replaced. 497 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,164 It'll be $4,000. Tamsin corbally called. 498 00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:19,432 He needs a deposit On the quartersawn oak. 499 00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:22,335 It'll be $4,000. Julio the landscaper called. 500 00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:25,805 I have no idea what he said, But it's going to be $4,000. 501 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,607 Vicki from vicki's Horse supply called. 502 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,143 She thinks pepper and gunsmoke Would suit your needs, 503 00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:31,711 But gunsmoke snores, 504 00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:34,481 So the stables can't be too Close to the guests' bedrooms. 505 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,516 Rory's looking for Her black converse, 506 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:37,850 And one last thing -- 507 00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:39,852 I'm not taking messages For you anymore! 508 00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:42,222 What did you do, Have business cards printed up? 509 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:43,423 People know I'm here a lot. 510 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,158 I missed a call From my meat guy 511 00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:47,260 Because I was discussing Gunsmoke's deviated septum. 512 00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:48,528 I'm gonna call all these people 513 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,397 And tell them Never to call me here again. 514 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,265 You bet you will. Consider it done. 515 00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:53,433 Good. Just -- 516 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,202 What? Just one more thing. 517 00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:57,437 Did a package arrive For me here today? 518 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,838 I'm sorry. Never mind. 519 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,307 Luke. Sorry. 520 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,841 I'm cutting it Kind of close here. 521 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:04,411 I didn't realize you were Cutting it kind of close. 522 00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:05,912 Everybody, Drop everything. 523 00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:08,815 Ed's cutting it kind of close. Here's your tickets. 524 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,550 You seem mad. 525 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,819 Ed, just go to the game And enjoy it, okay? 526 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,887 Choke on a hot dog While you're at it. 527 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:18,725 I have to tell you, luke, I am Never accepting anything free From you again. 528 00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:20,927 What a threat! 529 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,663 Boy, you're a real master Of fear, there, ed. 530 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,498 Look out, Jason and freddy. 531 00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:28,635 Ed may never mooch off of Either one of you ever again! 532 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,306 What is wrong with you? Nothing. 533 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,208 You're yelling at ed. Ah, ed bugs me. 534 00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:37,477 Ed cries. I'm just having a bad day. 535 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,878 Sss. Excuse me? 536 00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,547 Days. 537 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,615 You've been stomping around, Barking at people for days. 538 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:43,683 I have not. 539 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,218 Yes, cujo, you have. 540 00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,953 I always talk to people Like that. 541 00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,355 No, benji, you don't. 542 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:49,422 I'll be fine tomorrow. 543 00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:51,958 Really, lassie? Why is that? 544 00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:54,661 I bought tickets for nicole 'cause she's a yankees fan. 545 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,264 I thought it'd be nice If we went to a game together. 546 00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,266 And it's no big deal. 547 00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:01,668 The closer it got to the game, The more I felt like a loser. 548 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,303 I'm sitting on these tickets, 549 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:05,272 Which means I thought I'd still be in a relationship. 550 00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:07,240 I don't know. Stupid. 551 00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:10,009 I broke my own rule. I asked for it. 552 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:13,280 What are you talking about? 553 00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:16,383 Never plan for anything More than two days in advance. 554 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:17,917 That's your rule? 555 00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:20,320 Yes, 'cause when you make plans, Then you have expectations, 556 00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:22,922 And when you have expectations, You will get disappointed. 557 00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:25,792 Having expectations Also gives you something To look forward to. 558 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:28,428 Then you're looking forward to Being constantly disappointed. 559 00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:30,563 You're not that cynical. I am today. 560 00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:32,399 Hey, I have an idea. 561 00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:34,401 Tomorrow night is usually Movie night. 562 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:35,968 What? 563 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:38,771 Rory and I would rent movies, Order food -- it was our thing. 564 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:43,042 Now she's at school and busy, So why don't you come over? 565 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,944 It might be fun. 566 00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:46,579 Okay. Yeah? 567 00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:47,747 What else have I got to do? 568 00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:49,816 Oh, I love When men say that to me. 569 00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:50,817 What time? 570 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,452 8:00. 8:00 it is. 571 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:55,488 I'll pick up a couple movies. What do you want to see? 572 00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:56,856 I don't know. 573 00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:59,359 Tell me. I don't want to Get something you've seen. 574 00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:01,494 Don't worry about it. I haven't seen anything. 575 00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:02,762 People always say that. 576 00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:04,464 Well, with me, it's true. 577 00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:05,898 "Casablanca." No. 578 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:08,435 You have never seen "Casablanca"? Are you kidding? 579 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:10,503 Just get anything, please. "Chinatown"? 580 00:21:10,537 --> 00:21:11,771 Anything at all. "Bonnie and clyde"? 581 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,506 A video game Would be nice also. 582 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,608 "It happened one night"? "His girl friday"? 583 00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:17,677 "Treasure Of the sierra madre"? 584 00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,812 "Diner"? 585 00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:21,914 I saw "Mr. And mrs. Bridge." 586 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:25,685 Oh. My house, 8:00. We have such work to do. 587 00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:27,019 I'll see you there. 588 00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:29,656 Oh, by the way, If my package arrives today, 589 00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:31,057 Just bring it with you, okay? Thanks. 590 00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:36,596 Oh, hey. 591 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:37,597 Just, uh... 592 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,999 Oh. Hold on. H-- whoa. 593 00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:41,868 That could have been Very ugly, huh? 594 00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:43,836 The great cappuccino disaster Of 2003. 595 00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:45,672 Very sad -- Shelley winters drowns. 596 00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:47,774 Think the coffee was stronger Than I thought. 597 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,576 Can I take your coat? Thank you. 598 00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,878 Your daughter called and said She was going to be late. 599 00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:53,112 So rory's not here yet? 600 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,714 No, it's just you And your mother. 601 00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:57,917 Huh. Hey. Oh, gosh. You know what? 602 00:21:57,950 --> 00:22:01,488 I just remembered I left Something in the car, so I'll be Right back. 603 00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:02,922 Could I -- just -- It's new. 604 00:22:02,955 --> 00:22:05,057 I can't be away from it Just yet. 605 00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:07,827 Oh, thanks. Okay. Back in a flash. Bye. 606 00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:29,982 [ andy gibb's "Shadow dancing" Plays ] 607 00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:39,759 [ screams ] 608 00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:45,598 What are you doing? 609 00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:47,099 I was looking For my lip gloss. 610 00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:49,969 You need the radio on To look for your lip gloss? 611 00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:52,772 Well, I came out here, And I couldn't find it. 612 00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:55,742 I thought if I tried to retrace My steps it would turn up. 613 00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:57,710 Very clever idea. Yeah, I thought so. 614 00:22:57,744 --> 00:23:00,146 So I put my purse on the seat And I put the keys in the car. 615 00:23:00,179 --> 00:23:02,849 And naturally the radio came on, 'cause that's what it does. 616 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:04,617 "Shadow dancing" was playing, 617 00:23:04,651 --> 00:23:06,886 Which was one of my favorite Songs in junior high. 618 00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:09,622 And you forgot to look For your lip gloss. Just for a second. 619 00:23:09,656 --> 00:23:12,592 Which makes sense since it's in The ashtray next to you. 620 00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:13,760 Oh, hey! 621 00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:15,127 It is. Look at that. 622 00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:17,096 Yes, it's a miracle. Come inside, lorelai. 623 00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:20,433 Can't I just wait till The song -- I'm coming. 624 00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:23,069 You can't sit here For three seconds without rory. 625 00:23:23,102 --> 00:23:24,504 Not true! 626 00:23:24,537 --> 00:23:25,738 Stop it and sit down. 627 00:23:25,772 --> 00:23:27,640 I want to talk to you About something. 628 00:23:29,509 --> 00:23:32,211 I just found out That sookie is pregnant. 629 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:33,946 Uh-huh. 630 00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:36,549 Don't look at me. I had nothing to do with it. 631 00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:38,985 May I ask why you didn't bother To tell me? 632 00:23:39,018 --> 00:23:40,587 Uh, well... 633 00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:42,822 Your not telling me about sookie Is unforgivable. 634 00:23:42,855 --> 00:23:44,557 It's not like you're Such good friends. 635 00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:45,725 I went to her wedding. 636 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,159 So did kirk. 637 00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:49,562 I haven't sent her a gift. How does that make me look? 638 00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:51,731 Like you hate her And all childbearing women. 639 00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:54,066 You are so intent on keeping me Out of your life. 640 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:56,068 It's not even my life. It's sookie's life. 641 00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:58,538 A simple phone call to tell me Sookie is pregnant. 642 00:23:58,571 --> 00:24:00,072 How did you find out, Anyway? 643 00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:02,675 Are you going to track down the Informant and have him shot? 644 00:24:02,709 --> 00:24:03,910 Maybe. 645 00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:05,144 It doesn't matter How I found out. 646 00:24:05,177 --> 00:24:06,879 I found out, No thanks to you. 647 00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:08,881 Mom, please, Tell me how you found out. 648 00:24:08,915 --> 00:24:10,750 Why? Does it bother you Not knowing? 649 00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:12,485 Yes. Me too. 650 00:24:12,519 --> 00:24:13,986 Hey. Rory, you're here. 651 00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:15,622 I'm so sorry I'm late, grandma. 652 00:24:15,655 --> 00:24:16,823 Hi, mom. You'll pay. 653 00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:18,625 Sit down and tell me All about yale. 654 00:24:18,658 --> 00:24:20,627 If you don't, She'll find out anyway. 655 00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:22,995 Yale's interesting. It's a lot More free-form than I thought. 656 00:24:23,029 --> 00:24:25,765 You're an adult now. They treat You like an adult in college. 657 00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:27,634 In college, yes. In the gilmore house -- 658 00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:30,036 We've switched subjects, In case you were wondering. 659 00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:31,904 What are your plans For the weekend? 660 00:24:31,938 --> 00:24:33,172 Any parties going on? 661 00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:34,874 Well, there are Always parties going on, 662 00:24:34,907 --> 00:24:36,809 But I'm not going To a party this weekend. 663 00:24:36,843 --> 00:24:38,778 I'm actually going On a date. You are? 664 00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:41,180 Your first college date. Who's the lucky guy? 665 00:24:41,213 --> 00:24:43,115 Just a guy From my english class. 666 00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:44,751 Your english class? 667 00:24:44,784 --> 00:24:46,619 What happened? I thought you turned him down. 668 00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:49,155 You turned him down? I thought about it, And I reconsidered. 669 00:24:49,188 --> 00:24:50,957 What did you do? Did you ask him out? 670 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:53,159 You asked him out? Tell me You didn't ask a boy out. 671 00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:56,028 I didn't ask him out. I just made sure he knew I was available. 672 00:24:56,062 --> 00:24:57,029 Better, mom? 673 00:24:57,063 --> 00:24:58,598 No, that's not better. 674 00:24:58,631 --> 00:25:00,933 Rory, you're in yale, Not amsterdam. 675 00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:03,035 How you conduct yourself Socially is as important 676 00:25:03,069 --> 00:25:05,304 As how you conduct yourself Academically. 677 00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:07,139 I promise, It was very proper. 678 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:09,976 Yes, mom, she had a nice tiffany Lampshade over her red light. 679 00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:12,712 Do you know where he's from, Who his parents are? 680 00:25:12,745 --> 00:25:14,180 I plan to find that out On the date. 681 00:25:14,213 --> 00:25:15,915 What are you gonna wear? I don't know. 682 00:25:15,948 --> 00:25:17,249 Do you want to borrow Something? 683 00:25:17,283 --> 00:25:18,585 No, she does not. 684 00:25:18,618 --> 00:25:20,052 What does that mean? 685 00:25:20,086 --> 00:25:21,688 It's bad enough you haven't Taught your daughter 686 00:25:21,721 --> 00:25:23,122 How to interact With the opposite sex. 687 00:25:23,155 --> 00:25:24,691 You will not dress her 688 00:25:24,724 --> 00:25:26,125 In one of your "Sex and the city" ensembles 689 00:25:26,158 --> 00:25:28,160 And send her out to tell The entire campus, 690 00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:29,729 "Don't worry. I'll ask you." 691 00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:33,099 How do you know about "Sex and the city"? 692 00:25:33,132 --> 00:25:35,735 Okay, see, something like this Outside against a wall -- 693 00:25:35,768 --> 00:25:37,804 Very "Little house on the Prairie" with a twist. 694 00:25:37,837 --> 00:25:39,972 I love "Little house On the prairie." jack the dog. 695 00:25:40,006 --> 00:25:41,974 Where is Lindsay sidney greenbush? 696 00:25:42,008 --> 00:25:45,311 When she came tumbling down The hill, I would just laugh. 697 00:25:45,344 --> 00:25:47,046 Lorelai? Yeah? 698 00:25:47,079 --> 00:25:48,347 Well, what do you think? 699 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,617 I don't know. I'm not really sure. 700 00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:52,184 Just keep in mind That anything you see here 701 00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:53,285 I can have duplicated. 702 00:25:53,319 --> 00:25:55,054 I've got this guy in delaware 703 00:25:55,087 --> 00:25:57,056 That can knock off anything For about half the price. 704 00:25:57,089 --> 00:25:58,324 Maybe we should go. 705 00:25:58,357 --> 00:26:00,059 What? We just got started. 706 00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:02,061 Maybe we should think A little more before we shop. 707 00:26:02,094 --> 00:26:04,597 What are you talking about? We've been thinking for months. 708 00:26:04,631 --> 00:26:05,898 Let's start buying! 709 00:26:05,932 --> 00:26:09,101 Holy mother of god. This bench is $15,000. 710 00:26:09,135 --> 00:26:10,369 We can find something else. 711 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:12,138 We don't have to find Something else. 712 00:26:12,171 --> 00:26:13,740 What are you talking about? 713 00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:15,942 We have absolutely no problem Paying full price. 714 00:26:15,975 --> 00:26:18,911 Yeah. No money problems Or problems of any kind. 715 00:26:18,945 --> 00:26:20,680 Our entire lives Are perfect. 716 00:26:20,713 --> 00:26:22,982 We have no complaints And plenty of money. 717 00:26:23,015 --> 00:26:26,085 I see a lawn jockey out there That looks very interesting. 718 00:26:26,118 --> 00:26:27,086 I'll be back. 719 00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:29,355 [ chuckles ] 720 00:26:29,388 --> 00:26:31,390 We cannot afford that bench. 721 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,726 Oh, I know that. I don't want her to know that. 722 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:34,727 Her -- natalie, her? 723 00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:35,928 Yes. Why? 724 00:26:35,962 --> 00:26:37,697 Because it could get back To my mother. 725 00:26:37,730 --> 00:26:38,765 What? 726 00:26:38,798 --> 00:26:40,266 That we have Money problems. 727 00:26:40,299 --> 00:26:41,834 We do have money problems. 728 00:26:41,868 --> 00:26:43,670 But I don't want My mother knowing. 729 00:26:43,703 --> 00:26:45,972 I don't want any personal Information leaked out. 730 00:26:46,005 --> 00:26:48,007 In emily's hands, That could be a weapon. 731 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,776 Natalie's not gonna say Anything. 732 00:26:49,809 --> 00:26:51,978 How do you know she's not Filling my mother in 733 00:26:52,011 --> 00:26:53,780 On our every move On a daily basis? 734 00:26:53,813 --> 00:26:55,748 You're being paranoid. Oh, yeah? 735 00:26:55,782 --> 00:26:57,650 My mother found out About you being pregnant. 736 00:26:57,684 --> 00:26:59,919 Not from natalie. How do you know? 737 00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:02,655 Natalie herself didn't know Until about a half an hour ago. 738 00:27:02,689 --> 00:27:04,056 That's her story. 739 00:27:04,090 --> 00:27:06,859 Okay. This is getting crazy now. 740 00:27:06,893 --> 00:27:09,762 You have got to go out there And talk to her about this. 741 00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:11,664 It's the only fair thing. 742 00:27:11,698 --> 00:27:13,165 Come on. Go. 743 00:27:13,199 --> 00:27:14,801 Mm, mm, mm. 744 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:21,808 Hey, um...Look, natalie, 745 00:27:21,841 --> 00:27:23,676 I, uh, have to say something To you. 746 00:27:23,710 --> 00:27:25,444 I feel a tad silly Even mentioning it, 747 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:26,746 But I think I have to. 748 00:27:26,779 --> 00:27:28,114 Did I do something that -- 749 00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:30,683 No, no. You did nothing. You've been great, really. 750 00:27:30,717 --> 00:27:32,318 Just great ideas, Great attitude. 751 00:27:32,351 --> 00:27:34,120 It's just that you know My mother. 752 00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:35,154 Yes? 753 00:27:35,187 --> 00:27:37,223 That's it. You know my mother. 754 00:27:37,256 --> 00:27:38,390 Oh. 755 00:27:38,424 --> 00:27:40,359 And my mother and I don't Exactly have 756 00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:42,094 The smoothest Of relationships. 757 00:27:42,128 --> 00:27:43,362 Ah. 758 00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:45,865 Right. I mean, we're not warring Or anything. 759 00:27:45,898 --> 00:27:48,267 But it's just that we're Very different, 760 00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:51,270 And I feel kind of weird Sharing things with her. 761 00:27:51,303 --> 00:27:53,205 I promise you, I haven't been in contact 762 00:27:53,239 --> 00:27:54,941 With your mother For a long time. 763 00:27:54,974 --> 00:27:57,143 Maybe twice she called to get A couple of names. 764 00:27:57,176 --> 00:27:59,278 But that was it. I hadn't even met you yet. 765 00:27:59,311 --> 00:28:00,880 So trust me -- 766 00:28:00,913 --> 00:28:02,882 She knows nothing you haven't Told her yourself. 767 00:28:02,915 --> 00:28:05,384 Oh. Okay. I feel really stupid right now. 768 00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:06,853 No, don't. 769 00:28:06,886 --> 00:28:08,721 I enjoyed working With your mother, 770 00:28:08,755 --> 00:28:11,290 But this inn is the kid of thing That I love to do. 771 00:28:11,323 --> 00:28:13,092 The place has incredible Potential. 772 00:28:13,125 --> 00:28:15,327 Somebody's gonna get a chance To make it a wonderful inn. 773 00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:18,998 I would be heartsick If I lost this opportunity. 774 00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:21,100 Look, I haven't spoken to emily In months. 775 00:28:21,133 --> 00:28:23,369 I doubt I'll be speaking to her In the future. 776 00:28:23,402 --> 00:28:24,904 I promise. 777 00:28:24,937 --> 00:28:25,905 Okay. 778 00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:27,473 Really? Absolutely. 779 00:28:27,506 --> 00:28:29,475 I'm so glad. So am I. 780 00:28:29,508 --> 00:28:31,878 So now that I talked myself Back into a job, 781 00:28:31,911 --> 00:28:34,413 What do you think the outlook For this lawn jockey is? 782 00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:36,148 Not good. Hmm. 783 00:28:36,182 --> 00:28:37,349 Emily would hate it. 784 00:28:37,383 --> 00:28:38,484 Wrap it up. 785 00:28:38,517 --> 00:28:42,822 Okay. So this is option number 4. 786 00:28:42,855 --> 00:28:43,956 Tanna? 787 00:28:43,990 --> 00:28:45,357 Tanna? 788 00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:46,759 Yes? 789 00:28:46,793 --> 00:28:48,194 We're doing The whole bonding thing now. 790 00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:49,461 Okay. Sorry. 791 00:28:49,495 --> 00:28:50,462 Start again. 792 00:28:50,496 --> 00:28:52,164 What do you think? 793 00:28:52,198 --> 00:28:54,333 Men respond subconsciously To a woman's pheromones. 794 00:28:54,366 --> 00:28:56,335 You should run in place Till he gets here. 795 00:28:56,368 --> 00:28:57,536 It'll give you a nice musk. 796 00:28:57,569 --> 00:28:59,005 Go back to your leg. 797 00:28:59,038 --> 00:29:01,140 Roommates meeting starts In two minutes. 798 00:29:01,173 --> 00:29:03,876 Hey, I told you to stop With the math and the sharpies 799 00:29:03,910 --> 00:29:05,011 On my good sheets. 800 00:29:05,044 --> 00:29:06,545 Okay. Sorry. 801 00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:08,547 How come the puppy doesn't pee On your bed? 802 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,282 I'll be right out, paris. Hurry up. 803 00:29:10,316 --> 00:29:13,552 All right, everyone. Take a seat, please. 804 00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:16,388 Rory, one last curtsy, And let's move. 805 00:29:16,422 --> 00:29:19,291 My date will be here in 10 Minutes, so talk fast. 806 00:29:19,325 --> 00:29:21,060 Thank you all for coming. 807 00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:23,863 I'd like to start by saying That no one here is on trial. 808 00:29:23,896 --> 00:29:26,565 This meeting is about healing, It is about redemption, 809 00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:29,168 About accepting responsibility And making amends. 810 00:29:29,201 --> 00:29:30,903 I don't believe this. 811 00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:33,039 This is a forum for all of us To air our grievances 812 00:29:33,072 --> 00:29:35,207 So we can resolve them And go on with our lives. 813 00:29:35,241 --> 00:29:37,243 Since I'm already standing, Why don't I start? 814 00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:38,878 This is thrilling. 815 00:29:38,911 --> 00:29:41,047 Setting your alarm For 5:30 in the morning 816 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:44,083 When no one else here shares the Desire to put on nylon shorts 817 00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:47,053 And run in circles for an hour Like a greyhound is selfish. 818 00:29:47,086 --> 00:29:49,221 I have a partial athletic Scholarship, paris. 819 00:29:49,255 --> 00:29:50,556 The grunting and sweating, 820 00:29:50,589 --> 00:29:52,324 And there are plastic balls Everywhere. 821 00:29:52,358 --> 00:29:53,826 One balance ball. 822 00:29:53,860 --> 00:29:55,261 No one can sleep. No one can breathe. 823 00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:56,996 Rory missed breakfast The other day. 824 00:29:57,029 --> 00:29:59,098 You've seen rory eat. She cannot miss breakfast. 825 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:00,332 Paris has a point there. 826 00:30:00,366 --> 00:30:02,101 Excuse me, But if I remember correctly, 827 00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:04,470 Rory missed breakfast because You turned her alarm off. 828 00:30:04,503 --> 00:30:06,005 Janet does have A point there. 829 00:30:06,038 --> 00:30:07,373 While we're airing Grievances, 830 00:30:07,406 --> 00:30:09,041 What about your stupid Craft area? 831 00:30:09,075 --> 00:30:11,343 Everywhere you turn, There's glitter or seashells 832 00:30:11,377 --> 00:30:12,478 Or macaroni. 833 00:30:12,511 --> 00:30:14,580 And the smell of the glue. 834 00:30:14,613 --> 00:30:17,083 I make things we can all enjoy. I am contributing. 835 00:30:17,116 --> 00:30:18,918 The coasters I make are For everyone. 836 00:30:18,951 --> 00:30:20,887 Those push-ups are for you And you alone. 837 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,288 I vote we get rid Of craft corner. 838 00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:23,555 That's my emotional Homework! 839 00:30:23,589 --> 00:30:25,958 Okay, let's just all calm down For a sec. 840 00:30:25,992 --> 00:30:28,294 No. I cannot calm down. I have tried to be reasonable. 841 00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:30,429 I have told myself over And over, "Look at her. 842 00:30:30,462 --> 00:30:32,965 Imagine what she's been through To turn out like that." 843 00:30:32,999 --> 00:30:34,633 A lot! But you're impossible! 844 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:36,635 I'm just sick Of your constant negativity! 845 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:38,170 You're on steroids. 846 00:30:38,204 --> 00:30:40,106 That's what's behind This obsessive behavior. 847 00:30:40,139 --> 00:30:42,341 You're calling me obsessive? [ knock on door ] 848 00:30:45,978 --> 00:30:47,546 Hi. You ready to go? 849 00:30:47,579 --> 00:30:49,548 Just one sec. We're finishing A roommates meeting. 850 00:30:49,581 --> 00:30:51,283 I'll race you. What? 851 00:30:51,317 --> 00:30:53,552 To hewitt quad and back. I win, no alarm before 7:00 a.M. 852 00:30:53,585 --> 00:30:56,022 You win, I move my crafts area To rory's and my room. 853 00:30:56,055 --> 00:30:58,124 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Forget it. I am not gonna race -- 854 00:30:58,157 --> 00:31:00,026 On your mark, get set, go. Hey! 855 00:31:01,928 --> 00:31:03,963 Now, they're gonna have A nice musk. 856 00:31:03,996 --> 00:31:05,397 Shall we? 857 00:31:05,431 --> 00:31:06,865 After you. 858 00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:12,905 Ah, man bearing bags of food. Come in. 859 00:31:12,939 --> 00:31:14,406 I went a little Overboard here. 860 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,542 I got tons of fries, Half a pumpkin pie. 861 00:31:16,575 --> 00:31:18,577 You got whipped cream here? Always. 862 00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:20,446 I wasn't sure what to do With the burgers. 863 00:31:20,479 --> 00:31:23,349 Sometimes you order double Cheese, sometimes you don't. 864 00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:26,152 So I brought one with Normal cheese and one with -- 865 00:31:26,185 --> 00:31:27,219 What did you do? 866 00:31:27,253 --> 00:31:28,487 I ordered food. 867 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:29,956 I said I'd bring food. 868 00:31:29,989 --> 00:31:32,324 So I can't contribute? Like I'm a piker? 869 00:31:32,358 --> 00:31:34,326 No. Just that I didn't Need to bring food. 870 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:36,095 I'm leftover girl. 871 00:31:36,128 --> 00:31:39,165 I'll have the burgers tonight And the chinese during the week. 872 00:31:39,198 --> 00:31:41,968 You just should have ordered The chinese fresh tomorrow. 873 00:31:42,001 --> 00:31:44,503 I don't like fresh chinese food. I like stale chinese food. 874 00:31:44,536 --> 00:31:45,637 I give up. 875 00:31:45,671 --> 00:31:47,239 I brought you a nice, Cold beer. 876 00:31:47,273 --> 00:31:48,975 Appreciate it. 877 00:31:49,008 --> 00:31:51,143 Okay. 878 00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:55,982 You are one click away From "Casablanca." 879 00:31:56,015 --> 00:31:57,116 Start it up. 880 00:31:57,149 --> 00:31:58,417 No. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 881 00:31:58,450 --> 00:32:00,186 We need to get situated. Are you all situated? 882 00:32:00,219 --> 00:32:01,720 You need to squish around A little. 883 00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:03,389 Come on. Squish around a little bit. 884 00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:05,124 I'm fine how I am. 885 00:32:05,157 --> 00:32:07,659 Okay, but you can't squish During the movie, 886 00:32:07,693 --> 00:32:09,261 Because it's distracting. 887 00:32:09,295 --> 00:32:11,263 That's rule number one. There's rules? 888 00:32:11,297 --> 00:32:13,365 Yeah, especially for a classic Like "Casablanca." 889 00:32:13,399 --> 00:32:15,968 It's not like we're watching A there's-nothing-else-on movie 890 00:32:16,002 --> 00:32:17,569 Or a guilty pleasure Like "Hardbodies." 891 00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:19,371 Oh, my god. Have you seen "Hardbodies"? 892 00:32:19,405 --> 00:32:20,606 I don't think so. 893 00:32:20,639 --> 00:32:22,574 Three middle-aged guys rent A beach house, 894 00:32:22,608 --> 00:32:24,443 And they hire This young local stud 895 00:32:24,476 --> 00:32:27,013 To introduce them to cute girls, A.K.A. Hardbodies. 896 00:32:27,046 --> 00:32:28,214 Let's see that. 897 00:32:28,247 --> 00:32:29,715 No, luke. We're seeing "Casablanca." 898 00:32:29,748 --> 00:32:31,450 Then let's see that. 899 00:32:31,483 --> 00:32:34,086 The rest of the rules -- no Talking during the movie. 900 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:35,988 No exceptions During a true classic. 901 00:32:36,022 --> 00:32:37,356 And minimize distraction. 902 00:32:37,389 --> 00:32:39,525 No shifting around a lot, No phone calls, nothing. 903 00:32:39,558 --> 00:32:41,193 No going to the bathroom. 904 00:32:41,227 --> 00:32:43,462 If you go, you miss the movie, Because we're not pausing. 905 00:32:43,495 --> 00:32:45,731 That's the only way to get The flow of the thing. 906 00:32:45,764 --> 00:32:47,733 Fair enough. Okay. 907 00:32:47,766 --> 00:32:50,969 [ exhales deeply ] Here we go. 908 00:32:52,771 --> 00:32:54,273 What's that? 909 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:57,343 Okay, "A," um, no talking During the movie, 910 00:32:57,376 --> 00:32:59,011 And "B," 911 00:32:59,045 --> 00:33:01,547 Don't tell me you've never seen The fbi warning before. 912 00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:03,149 It's new to me. 913 00:33:03,182 --> 00:33:05,251 Oh, my god. You're beyond monk. You're ubermonk. 914 00:33:05,284 --> 00:33:07,419 Just start it up. I won't talk again. 915 00:33:07,453 --> 00:33:08,787 Just one more warning -- 916 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:11,357 When they showed The first motion picture 917 00:33:11,390 --> 00:33:12,724 Over 100 years ago, 918 00:33:12,758 --> 00:33:16,095 It featured a train rushing Toward the camera, 919 00:33:16,128 --> 00:33:18,097 And people were so sure 920 00:33:18,130 --> 00:33:21,500 The train was going to burst Off the screen and crush them 921 00:33:21,533 --> 00:33:24,770 That they ran away In terror. 922 00:33:24,803 --> 00:33:28,540 Now, luke, the train is not Going to leave the screen. 923 00:33:28,574 --> 00:33:30,008 Hit the button. Okay. 924 00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:34,380 [ music playing ] 925 00:33:40,652 --> 00:33:43,055 Hang on to this. We'll page you when The table's ready. 926 00:33:43,089 --> 00:33:44,256 Thank you. 927 00:33:44,290 --> 00:33:46,692 A riot of color. Geeky but cool. 928 00:33:46,725 --> 00:33:48,194 Ever been to italy? 929 00:33:48,227 --> 00:33:49,461 No. 930 00:33:49,495 --> 00:33:51,430 Yes. What am I saying? 931 00:33:51,463 --> 00:33:53,165 Yes. I was just there. Duh. 932 00:33:53,199 --> 00:33:54,566 Hard thing to forget. 933 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:57,069 Yeah. I'm just so used to Not having been anywhere. 934 00:33:57,103 --> 00:33:58,370 But yeah, I have. 935 00:33:58,404 --> 00:34:00,206 And what's it like? 936 00:34:00,239 --> 00:34:02,174 Terrific. 937 00:34:05,677 --> 00:34:07,679 Boy, they have these places All over. 938 00:34:07,713 --> 00:34:09,615 Two in miami. Detroit. 939 00:34:09,648 --> 00:34:12,751 Hey, two in my hometown. Now, that's a great town. 940 00:34:12,784 --> 00:34:13,752 Definitely. 941 00:34:13,785 --> 00:34:15,387 So you've been there? 942 00:34:15,421 --> 00:34:16,555 Where? 943 00:34:16,588 --> 00:34:18,224 Chicago. Is that where you're from? 944 00:34:18,257 --> 00:34:20,326 Oh. I thought you saw Where I was pointing. 945 00:34:20,359 --> 00:34:22,361 Oh. No. 946 00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:23,529 Um... 947 00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:25,164 You know, I miss things About home 948 00:34:25,197 --> 00:34:26,498 That I didn't think I'd miss. 949 00:34:26,532 --> 00:34:28,134 Like my little brother, Brian. 950 00:34:28,167 --> 00:34:29,535 He drove me crazy My whole life, 951 00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:31,270 And now I can't wait For his e-mails. 952 00:34:31,303 --> 00:34:33,272 You have any siblings? 953 00:34:33,305 --> 00:34:35,174 No. 954 00:34:40,379 --> 00:34:41,813 You know, I read this article Once 955 00:34:41,847 --> 00:34:43,749 About restaurants like this 956 00:34:43,782 --> 00:34:46,352 Where they have an open bowl of Mints you grab on your way out. 957 00:34:46,385 --> 00:34:48,354 And when people come out Of the bathroom, 958 00:34:48,387 --> 00:34:50,256 A lot of them don't wash Their hands. 959 00:34:50,289 --> 00:34:51,857 They'll grab a mint And walk out. 960 00:34:51,890 --> 00:34:54,560 People have studied the mints And found traces of urine. 961 00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:57,129 So they're urine mints. 962 00:34:57,163 --> 00:34:58,430 Huh. 963 00:35:00,266 --> 00:35:02,401 Oh. Hey, we're being paged. 964 00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:03,669 Good. 965 00:35:03,702 --> 00:35:05,604 Right this way. 966 00:35:16,182 --> 00:35:17,583 Oh. 967 00:35:18,284 --> 00:35:19,285 Thank you. 968 00:35:19,318 --> 00:35:21,153 Enjoy. 969 00:35:22,654 --> 00:35:24,490 [ clears throat ] 970 00:35:24,523 --> 00:35:26,725 Stop doing that. Shh. No talking. 971 00:35:26,758 --> 00:35:27,859 Then stop doing that. 972 00:35:27,893 --> 00:35:30,496 Doing what? Looking at me. 973 00:35:30,529 --> 00:35:32,831 Vain party, table for one. 974 00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:35,267 You're watching me watch The movie. 975 00:35:35,301 --> 00:35:36,602 It's creepy. 976 00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:38,637 I enjoy watching people watch Certain parts. 977 00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:40,806 You look over just before Something big happens, 978 00:35:40,839 --> 00:35:43,242 So I always know Something is coming. Oh, I do? 979 00:35:43,275 --> 00:35:44,876 You did it Just before humphrey bogart 980 00:35:44,910 --> 00:35:46,712 Saw ingrid bergman For the first time. 981 00:35:46,745 --> 00:35:49,248 Well, she's the costar. You knew something was coming. 982 00:35:49,281 --> 00:35:50,549 There goes our flow. 983 00:35:50,582 --> 00:35:53,319 Well, we missed stuff While we were talking. 984 00:35:53,352 --> 00:35:56,388 Hi. It's lorelai. Leave me a message. 985 00:35:56,422 --> 00:35:57,789 We'll never get through This. 986 00:35:57,823 --> 00:36:00,226 Mom, are you there? 987 00:36:00,259 --> 00:36:01,527 Wait, wait. Just -- Come on. 988 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:02,661 Wait. 989 00:36:02,694 --> 00:36:05,797 Mom, if you're there, Pick up. 990 00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:08,300 Honey, are you okay? There goes the phone rule. 991 00:36:08,334 --> 00:36:09,935 This whole night Is sucking. 992 00:36:09,968 --> 00:36:11,403 What? How? 993 00:36:11,437 --> 00:36:13,205 You're right -- I've never dated before. 994 00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:15,307 I know that now because of This feeling I have. 995 00:36:15,341 --> 00:36:16,842 I've never had This feeling before. 996 00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:18,710 Sort of frozen, Sort of unsure, 997 00:36:18,744 --> 00:36:21,447 Sort of wishing you'd read A lot of dating articles? 998 00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,515 I have no idea What I'm doing here. 999 00:36:23,549 --> 00:36:25,951 Everyone is staring Because they know we're On a bad first date. 1000 00:36:25,984 --> 00:36:27,319 Oh, so the guy's a dud? 1001 00:36:27,353 --> 00:36:28,754 Trevor's fine. I'm moronic. 1002 00:36:28,787 --> 00:36:30,989 I bring the conversation To a crashing halt 1003 00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:32,291 Every time I speak. 1004 00:36:32,324 --> 00:36:33,892 Where is he now? In the bathroom, 1005 00:36:33,925 --> 00:36:36,228 Probably pondering my anecdote About urine mints. 1006 00:36:36,262 --> 00:36:37,829 About what? 1007 00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:39,898 When people go to the bathroom And don't wash their hands 1008 00:36:39,931 --> 00:36:41,233 And go out and take a mint. 1009 00:36:41,267 --> 00:36:42,701 [ gasps ] Oh, my god. 1010 00:36:42,734 --> 00:36:44,503 I've been eating those For years. 1011 00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:46,638 Did you know About urine mints? What? 1012 00:36:46,672 --> 00:36:48,607 I've already forgotten Everything he said to me -- 1013 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,909 The name of his brother And sister and best friend. 1014 00:36:50,942 --> 00:36:53,379 And we're sitting on the same Side of the table. 1015 00:36:53,412 --> 00:36:55,614 We keep bumping menus, And my neck already hurts 1016 00:36:55,647 --> 00:36:57,916 From trying to turn And look at him when he talks. 1017 00:36:57,949 --> 00:36:59,885 Can I tell him to sit On the other side? 1018 00:36:59,918 --> 00:37:01,487 Honey, you have to relax. 1019 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,355 It's just a date, and sometimes Dates don't go well. 1020 00:37:03,389 --> 00:37:04,823 I'm sorry I can't be Of more help, 1021 00:37:04,856 --> 00:37:06,825 But if he comes back And you're on the phone, 1022 00:37:06,858 --> 00:37:08,494 It might make things More awkward. 1023 00:37:08,527 --> 00:37:09,761 Bite the bullet, huh? 1024 00:37:09,795 --> 00:37:11,730 Yeah. Sorry, but yeah. 1025 00:37:11,763 --> 00:37:13,499 Okay. I'll talk to you later. 1026 00:37:13,532 --> 00:37:15,801 Bye. 1027 00:37:15,834 --> 00:37:17,803 Oh, poor thing. 1028 00:37:17,836 --> 00:37:19,305 Dating's the worst. 1029 00:37:19,338 --> 00:37:22,007 They're sitting on the same side Of the table, 1030 00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:25,711 And that's awkward, and she Can't think of what to say next, 1031 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:27,646 And she's just got to Go through it 1032 00:37:27,679 --> 00:37:29,014 And figure it out on her own. 1033 00:37:29,047 --> 00:37:30,982 You just have to throw them Out there 1034 00:37:31,016 --> 00:37:33,452 And let them learn What those wings are for. 1035 00:37:33,485 --> 00:37:35,587 She could say There's a draft. 1036 00:37:35,621 --> 00:37:38,290 She could say the Air conditioning is hitting her, 1037 00:37:38,324 --> 00:37:40,626 Switch to the other side, And blame it on that. 1038 00:37:40,659 --> 00:37:41,993 That's perfect. 1039 00:37:45,564 --> 00:37:46,532 Mom? 1040 00:37:46,565 --> 00:37:48,066 Hi. Is he back yet? No. 1041 00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:50,736 Say there's a draft and move to The other side of the table. 1042 00:37:50,769 --> 00:37:52,571 It's very ladylike To feel drafts. 1043 00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:54,773 He'll totally understand. Okay. Good. 1044 00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:56,808 Then ask what his brother And sister's names are. 1045 00:37:56,842 --> 00:37:58,744 He'll like that you cared enough To confirm. 1046 00:37:58,777 --> 00:37:59,945 That feels right. 1047 00:37:59,978 --> 00:38:01,547 Don't worry About the conversation. 1048 00:38:01,580 --> 00:38:03,782 Just talk, and if the talk Doesn't flow, it doesn't. 1049 00:38:03,815 --> 00:38:06,452 Stay away from urine-related Topics, and you're good to go. 1050 00:38:06,485 --> 00:38:07,653 Thanks, mom. 1051 00:38:07,686 --> 00:38:08,954 Oh, the draft thing Was luke's. 1052 00:38:08,987 --> 00:38:11,457 Well, thank him for me, too. I'd better go. 1053 00:38:11,490 --> 00:38:13,792 Oh, good. I feel so much better. She says thanks. 1054 00:38:13,825 --> 00:38:16,027 I wouldn't trade places with her For the world. 1055 00:38:16,061 --> 00:38:18,364 You wouldn't want to go out With a boy named trevor? 1056 00:38:18,397 --> 00:38:20,031 You might want to wait And see his picture. 1057 00:38:20,065 --> 00:38:21,667 I mean dating. It's a horror. 1058 00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:23,769 It's the only cure For the singleness thing, 1059 00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:25,771 Barring ordering a spouse Off the internet. 1060 00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:28,474 I missed nothing By not dating. Not true. 1061 00:38:28,507 --> 00:38:30,509 If I had dated a lot, I'd still be single. 1062 00:38:30,542 --> 00:38:32,944 I'd just have spent a lot Of bad nights at tony roma's. 1063 00:38:32,978 --> 00:38:35,947 But dating is how you get to Know your potential partner. 1064 00:38:35,981 --> 00:38:37,483 There's the gut. 1065 00:38:37,516 --> 00:38:39,585 I can tell if I'm comfortable With someone 1066 00:38:39,618 --> 00:38:41,420 Within seconds Of meeting them. 1067 00:38:41,453 --> 00:38:42,821 I feel it here. 1068 00:38:42,854 --> 00:38:44,556 I felt it with rachel. I felt it with nicole. 1069 00:38:44,590 --> 00:38:45,924 I was immediately relaxed. 1070 00:38:45,957 --> 00:38:47,626 You've got the gut thing. 1071 00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:49,895 Well, it's just knowing That someone will let you be. 1072 00:38:49,928 --> 00:38:51,062 That's a gut thing. 1073 00:38:51,096 --> 00:38:52,764 Aah! You're fast-forwarding. 1074 00:38:52,798 --> 00:38:55,000 Well, I just want to get To the good parts. 1075 00:38:55,033 --> 00:38:56,868 There are no bad parts Of "Casablanca." 1076 00:38:56,902 --> 00:38:57,969 Just go back. 1077 00:38:58,003 --> 00:38:59,004 Back. 1078 00:38:59,037 --> 00:39:01,106 I'm gonna go grab dessert. 1079 00:39:03,542 --> 00:39:04,776 Hey, phone again. 1080 00:39:04,810 --> 00:39:05,811 Oh. 1081 00:39:09,981 --> 00:39:11,016 Hello? 1082 00:39:11,049 --> 00:39:12,484 Who is this? Who's this? 1083 00:39:12,518 --> 00:39:14,753 This is emily gilmore. Who's this? 1084 00:39:14,786 --> 00:39:16,021 Luke danes, mrs. Gilmore. 1085 00:39:16,054 --> 00:39:18,390 Your daughter's friend From the diner. 1086 00:39:18,424 --> 00:39:21,393 Uh, hey, I'm not really Supposed to be talking here. 1087 00:39:21,427 --> 00:39:23,094 Why did you answer The phone? 1088 00:39:23,128 --> 00:39:24,463 You answered it before. 1089 00:39:24,496 --> 00:39:25,631 Yeah, but that was rory. 1090 00:39:25,664 --> 00:39:27,399 You should have told her I'm not here. 1091 00:39:27,433 --> 00:39:29,535 Then what would I be Doing here? Light maintenance. 1092 00:39:29,568 --> 00:39:31,603 You broke a rule. You've broken every rule. 1093 00:39:31,637 --> 00:39:34,172 Dodging my mother's phone calls Isn't a movie-night rule. 1094 00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:35,541 It's an always rule. 1095 00:39:38,544 --> 00:39:39,945 Hi, mom. What's up? 1096 00:39:39,978 --> 00:39:41,780 You're telling people They can't speak to me? 1097 00:39:41,813 --> 00:39:44,783 No, mom. It's just a little Movie-night rule. 1098 00:39:44,816 --> 00:39:47,018 If you and luke want to talk, You guys can talk. 1099 00:39:47,052 --> 00:39:49,821 I'm talking about Natalie zimmerman. Natalie? 1100 00:39:49,855 --> 00:39:53,659 I called her today about Sprucing up a room for Me she did a year ago, 1101 00:39:53,692 --> 00:39:56,194 And, as you would say, She blew me off. 1102 00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:57,563 Well, what did she say? 1103 00:39:57,596 --> 00:39:59,097 She said she couldn't Help me out, 1104 00:39:59,130 --> 00:40:01,500 But she wouldn't say why, So I leaned on her a bit. 1105 00:40:01,533 --> 00:40:04,069 She cracked and said she'd made You certain promises. 1106 00:40:04,102 --> 00:40:06,538 Mom, I never told her She couldn't work for you. 1107 00:40:06,572 --> 00:40:07,673 She said you did. 1108 00:40:07,706 --> 00:40:09,741 Well, no. Our agreement was -- 1109 00:40:09,775 --> 00:40:11,009 So there was an agreement. 1110 00:40:11,042 --> 00:40:12,611 Yes, but -- To exclude me? 1111 00:40:12,644 --> 00:40:14,713 No. Well, not exactly. 1112 00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:17,449 Perhaps it would be easier If you just gave me a list 1113 00:40:17,483 --> 00:40:19,885 Of the people I'm not allowed To have contact with. 1114 00:40:19,918 --> 00:40:22,754 So far I know there's natalie And sookie 1115 00:40:22,788 --> 00:40:24,823 And luke on movie night. What about richard? 1116 00:40:24,856 --> 00:40:26,758 Am I still allowed to Talk to my husband? 1117 00:40:26,792 --> 00:40:28,760 Mom, this is just a big Misunderstanding. 1118 00:40:28,794 --> 00:40:30,529 Go ahead and hire natalie. 1119 00:40:30,562 --> 00:40:31,997 You'll still have a problem With both of us using her. 1120 00:40:32,030 --> 00:40:33,565 I will cease working with her. 1121 00:40:33,599 --> 00:40:35,501 She's all yours. I'll tell her tomorrow. 1122 00:40:35,534 --> 00:40:36,735 Oh, wonderful. 1123 00:40:36,768 --> 00:40:39,204 So it'll be my fault She loses the job. 1124 00:40:39,237 --> 00:40:41,106 No, lorelai, you keep her, 1125 00:40:41,139 --> 00:40:43,942 And I promise I'll never Speak to her -- ever. 1126 00:40:43,975 --> 00:40:45,844 If she's bleeding On the side of the road, 1127 00:40:45,877 --> 00:40:47,679 I'll drive by And pretend I didn't see. 1128 00:40:47,713 --> 00:40:49,214 Mom. I have to go. 1129 00:40:49,247 --> 00:40:50,682 I'm firing natalie. 1130 00:40:50,716 --> 00:40:51,917 That's up to you. 1131 00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:53,752 Consider it done. I'll see you friday. 1132 00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:54,853 Yep. 1133 00:41:03,529 --> 00:41:04,896 I know Just how you feel, rick. 1134 00:41:04,930 --> 00:41:05,964 Shh. 1135 00:41:10,602 --> 00:41:12,003 Mom? 1136 00:41:12,037 --> 00:41:13,839 Hey, hey. Shh. 1137 00:41:15,641 --> 00:41:17,809 Tell me he didn't fall asleep During "Casablanca." 1138 00:41:17,843 --> 00:41:19,578 No, we made it through "Casablanca." 1139 00:41:19,611 --> 00:41:21,212 He fell asleep During "Hardbodies." 1140 00:41:21,246 --> 00:41:24,049 How do you fall asleep during A classic like "Hardbodies"? 1141 00:41:24,082 --> 00:41:26,785 There's no accounting For taste. 1142 00:41:26,818 --> 00:41:28,620 He looks comfy there, Doesn't he? 1143 00:41:28,654 --> 00:41:30,756 Yeah, he does. 1144 00:41:33,191 --> 00:41:35,126 You want to talk about it Or forget about it? 1145 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:36,795 There's nothing much To talk about. 1146 00:41:36,828 --> 00:41:38,163 It was just bad. 1147 00:41:38,196 --> 00:41:40,666 I got a little better As the night went on -- 1148 00:41:40,699 --> 00:41:41,933 Talked a little more. 1149 00:41:41,967 --> 00:41:43,735 He was very nice, Just not my type. 1150 00:41:43,769 --> 00:41:45,837 Oh, and the whole Draft thing backfired. 1151 00:41:45,871 --> 00:41:47,238 How so? 1152 00:41:47,272 --> 00:41:49,541 I switched over To the other side of the table. 1153 00:41:49,575 --> 00:41:52,578 Then he started to feel the same Draft and came over to my side. 1154 00:41:52,611 --> 00:41:54,145 But we made up the draft. 1155 00:41:54,179 --> 00:41:55,581 The power of suggestion. 1156 00:41:55,614 --> 00:41:56,715 Boys are so malleable. 1157 00:41:56,748 --> 00:41:58,283 It just all seemed So forced. 1158 00:41:58,316 --> 00:42:01,219 I felt like I was locked in to This pointless societal ritual. 1159 00:42:01,252 --> 00:42:02,754 There has to be another way. 1160 00:42:02,788 --> 00:42:04,122 Luke and I were Debating that. 1161 00:42:04,155 --> 00:42:05,991 Luke thinks it's all about Gut instinct -- 1162 00:42:06,024 --> 00:42:08,059 You know instantly If a person is right for you. 1163 00:42:08,093 --> 00:42:10,629 I think you have to go through A lot to find a contender. 1164 00:42:10,662 --> 00:42:12,230 You've been very lucky With boys before. 1165 00:42:12,263 --> 00:42:14,132 They were just always Sort of there. 1166 00:42:14,165 --> 00:42:17,569 But I think, for the most part, A girl's got to hunt a little. 1167 00:42:17,603 --> 00:42:19,270 Go through a lot Of noncontenders. 1168 00:42:19,304 --> 00:42:21,272 Yes, but then the Noncontenders become 1169 00:42:21,306 --> 00:42:23,041 Your fun bad-date anecdotes. 1170 00:42:23,074 --> 00:42:25,944 In fact, on your next date, Tell him about your bad date. 1171 00:42:25,977 --> 00:42:27,312 What if that date is bad? 1172 00:42:27,345 --> 00:42:29,214 Then you have an anecdote For your next date. 1173 00:42:29,247 --> 00:42:31,683 How long does this go on? You've seen gray gardens. 1174 00:42:31,717 --> 00:42:33,719 It could go on forever. Well, just shoot me now. 1175 00:42:33,752 --> 00:42:34,953 Hang in there. 1176 00:42:34,986 --> 00:42:36,655 Go with luke's gut thing If all else fails. 1177 00:42:36,688 --> 00:42:38,056 Maybe. 1178 00:42:47,833 --> 00:42:48,900 Oh, um... 1179 00:42:48,934 --> 00:42:50,101 Yeah? 1180 00:42:50,135 --> 00:42:51,737 I-I think my clothes were In there. 1181 00:42:51,770 --> 00:42:53,772 Oh, yeah, somebody had already Dumped them out, 1182 00:42:53,805 --> 00:42:55,774 So I put them in my basket To keep them clean. 1183 00:42:55,807 --> 00:42:57,008 Hope you don't mind. 1184 00:42:57,042 --> 00:42:58,610 No. Thanks. 1185 00:42:58,644 --> 00:43:00,278 That's the coolest Laundry basket I've ever seen. 1186 00:43:00,311 --> 00:43:01,880 I love the smiths. 1187 00:43:01,913 --> 00:43:03,649 I had an older brother That got me into them. 1188 00:43:03,682 --> 00:43:05,684 When my friends were listening To hootie and the blowfish, 1189 00:43:05,717 --> 00:43:07,218 I was memorizing "Meat is murder." 1190 00:43:07,252 --> 00:43:09,254 I have a mom who's pretty much Cooler than anyone you'd meet. 1191 00:43:09,287 --> 00:43:10,889 She did the same thing. 1192 00:43:10,922 --> 00:43:13,258 Mine's a plain old soccer mom, But she's great. 1193 00:43:13,291 --> 00:43:15,093 Being away like this Makes you think 1194 00:43:15,126 --> 00:43:17,128 About stuff like that, Doesn't it -- home? 1195 00:43:17,162 --> 00:43:18,664 Totally. 1196 00:43:23,301 --> 00:43:26,772 Hey, would you maybe want to get A cup of coffee sometime 1197 00:43:26,805 --> 00:43:28,674 In between classes Or something? 1198 00:43:29,875 --> 00:43:33,178 I don't think so, But thanks. 1199 00:43:34,412 --> 00:43:36,314 You're welcome. 1200 00:43:45,724 --> 00:43:48,359 -- captions by vitac -- Www.Vitac.Com 1201 00:43:48,393 --> 00:43:51,730 Captions paid for by Warner bros. 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