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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:21,255 Aaah! 2 00:00:21,289 --> 00:00:22,490 And we're home. 3 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:24,625 How long does a freaking Van ride take? 4 00:00:24,658 --> 00:00:26,260 Not that long. 5 00:00:26,294 --> 00:00:28,329 Everybody in the world's life Flashed before my eyes. 6 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:29,663 That's how much time I had. 7 00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:31,832 I thought we were gonna die On that van. 8 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,667 It seemed A good possibility. 9 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:35,169 That van ride felt longer 10 00:00:35,203 --> 00:00:37,071 Than our train ride From paris to prague, 11 00:00:37,105 --> 00:00:39,640 And we had that group of french Boys singing "Sk8r boy" 12 00:00:39,673 --> 00:00:42,276 And smelling like a soccer field Sitting all around us. 13 00:00:42,310 --> 00:00:44,812 Oh, my god! You're back! 14 00:00:44,845 --> 00:00:47,315 Morey, they're back! 15 00:00:47,348 --> 00:00:49,217 Are you hurt?! Are you bleeding?! 16 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:50,318 No, we're fine. 17 00:00:50,351 --> 00:00:51,819 You're fine? They're fine! 18 00:00:51,852 --> 00:00:54,088 Morey, they're fine! 19 00:00:54,122 --> 00:00:55,323 Morey: okay. 20 00:00:55,356 --> 00:00:56,757 What the hell happened To you two? 21 00:00:56,790 --> 00:00:59,193 According to the itinerary That rory gave me, 22 00:00:59,227 --> 00:01:01,295 You were supposed to be home On saturday. 23 00:01:01,329 --> 00:01:02,863 The itinerary That rory gave you? 24 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:05,333 So when you girls didn't Show up, we panicked. 25 00:01:05,366 --> 00:01:07,201 Morey! Yeah? 26 00:01:07,235 --> 00:01:08,836 Didn't we panic? Yeah. 27 00:01:08,869 --> 00:01:11,205 Morey, you ever thought about Just staying out here 28 00:01:11,239 --> 00:01:12,573 At times like these? 29 00:01:12,606 --> 00:01:14,508 By sunday night, I was a complete basket case. 30 00:01:14,542 --> 00:01:17,745 I thought you'd been kidnapped By some crazy sandinistas. 31 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:20,714 Because the sandinista movement Is so popular in france. 32 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:22,883 So finally I just started Calling consulates. 33 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,652 Consulates? How many consulates? 34 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:26,287 Oh, jeez, all of them. 35 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:27,621 Anyhow, you're here. 36 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:30,224 Let's go inside. I want to hear all about europe. 37 00:01:30,258 --> 00:01:32,126 Morey, I'm going in! 38 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:33,727 Morey: okay! 39 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:35,796 You gave her An itinerary? 40 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:38,399 I thought it would be good for Someone to know where we were. 41 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:39,667 You gave her an itinerary, 42 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:41,669 And she called every consulate In the world. 43 00:01:41,702 --> 00:01:44,138 If we were caught Smuggling hash over the border 44 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:46,174 And we were thrown In some turkish prison, 45 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:48,576 Wouldn't you want someone to Know that we were in turkey? 46 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:50,444 Where did we get this hash We're smuggling? 47 00:01:50,478 --> 00:01:52,813 You were at a cafe, you met a Guy, he was sweet-talking you, 48 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:55,249 He put the stuff in your purse When you weren't looking. 49 00:01:55,283 --> 00:01:57,151 At least tell me He was cute. 50 00:01:57,185 --> 00:01:59,153 He was not bad For a hash dealer. 51 00:01:59,187 --> 00:02:02,190 Babette: I'm making cocoa! 52 00:02:02,223 --> 00:02:05,426 She's making cocoa 'cause You gave her an itinerary. 53 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:07,261 I may have given her The itinerary, 54 00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:09,797 But you're the one who got us Busted for drug smuggling. 55 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:12,566 Reality has absolutely no place In our world. 56 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:15,703 Okay, I want to hear All about europe. 57 00:02:15,736 --> 00:02:18,472 Come on, tell me -- What'd you see? 58 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:19,840 Well, everything -- 59 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:23,511 Notre dame, the roman baths, St. Peter's basilica. 60 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:24,845 Mom touched the pope. 61 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:26,780 Actually, I just touched his car. 62 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:29,617 Then one of the swiss guards in The fruity clothing busted me. 63 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,219 Luckily, mom is fluent In flirting. 64 00:02:31,252 --> 00:02:32,920 Flirting with a guy In a pom-pom hat and a skirt 65 00:02:32,953 --> 00:02:34,588 Is quite an accomplishment. 66 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:37,391 Well, it sounds like you had A terrific trip. 67 00:02:37,425 --> 00:02:38,626 It was. 68 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,695 [ yawns ] 69 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:43,597 Oh, you okay, hon? 70 00:02:43,631 --> 00:02:46,234 Yeah. I'm just a little sleepy. 71 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:49,370 Oh, of course. You girls must be wiped. 72 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:50,938 I'll get out of here. 73 00:02:50,971 --> 00:02:52,306 Oh, but thanks, babette. 74 00:02:52,340 --> 00:02:53,774 Well, good night. Sleep tight. 75 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:55,243 I'll talk to you tomorrow. 76 00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:58,612 Morey, I'm coming home! 77 00:02:58,646 --> 00:03:00,781 I'm gonna go unpack. Oh, unpack tomorrow. 78 00:03:00,814 --> 00:03:02,716 No, if I leave stuff Packed overnight, 79 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:04,252 Everything's Gonna get gross. 80 00:03:04,285 --> 00:03:05,719 Everything's already gross. 81 00:03:05,753 --> 00:03:07,655 Ahh... 82 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:09,790 [ sighs ] 83 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:11,792 Oh-ho-ho. Oh, my god. 84 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:13,661 Your bed feels good. 85 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:14,862 Do not get comfortable. 86 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:16,697 I will sleep on top of you If I have to. 87 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:18,432 Oh, man, smell this. What? 88 00:03:18,466 --> 00:03:20,701 I forgot that pillows don't Have to smell like feet. 89 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:22,370 You know, I have to say 90 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:24,638 I think it's good I did This hostel thing in my 30s, 91 00:03:24,672 --> 00:03:25,939 And I'll tell you why. 92 00:03:25,973 --> 00:03:28,309 I missed you. I missed you all! 93 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:30,478 If I had done it In my 20s or teens, 94 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:32,780 I would have been Naive enough to think 95 00:03:32,813 --> 00:03:34,915 That hostels were exotic And romantic, 96 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:36,417 But once you're in your 30s, 97 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:38,018 You've lived enough to know They're gross 98 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:39,453 And should be avoided At all costs. 99 00:03:39,487 --> 00:03:41,755 I had a dream about you In copenhagen. 100 00:03:41,789 --> 00:03:44,325 You were there, And you and you and you. 101 00:03:44,358 --> 00:03:45,993 Listen, since we slept On the plane, 102 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:48,329 We should go to sleep now, but Get up really early tomorrow. 103 00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:50,498 We don't want to blow this whole Week being jet-lagged. 104 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:52,433 We need to establish Normal sleeping patterns. 105 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:54,302 Fine. Okay. 106 00:03:54,335 --> 00:03:57,305 I'm gonna leave you alone to Make out with your sock drawer. 107 00:03:57,338 --> 00:03:58,539 Close the door. 108 00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:04,645 Hello, boys. 109 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:08,316 * if you're out On the road * 110 00:04:08,349 --> 00:04:13,387 * feelin' lonely And so cold * 111 00:04:13,421 --> 00:04:17,758 * all you have to do Is call my name * 112 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:21,529 * and I'll be there On the next train * 113 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:26,534 * where you lead, I will follow * 114 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:30,904 * anywhere that you tell me to 115 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:31,805 * if you need 116 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:32,940 * if you need 117 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:35,409 * you need me to be with you 118 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:37,077 * I will follow 119 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:39,513 * oh, oh, oh 120 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:43,917 * where you lead, I will follow * 121 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:48,956 * any, anywhere That you tell me to * 122 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:49,890 * if you need 123 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:51,592 * if you need 124 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:53,627 * you need me to be with you 125 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:57,064 * I will follow where you lead 126 00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:03,437 Gilmore, lorelai. 127 00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:05,973 Yes. My daughter's name Is lorelai also. 128 00:05:06,006 --> 00:05:09,410 Very confusing or, in your case, Extremely convenient. 129 00:05:09,443 --> 00:05:12,045 Uh, no, see, We were never missing. 130 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:13,747 It was a big mistake. 131 00:05:13,781 --> 00:05:14,982 Who are you talking to? 132 00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:16,350 Belgium. 133 00:05:16,384 --> 00:05:17,751 Yes, uh-huh, Babette dell -- 134 00:05:17,785 --> 00:05:19,787 She got our arrival dates Mixed up, 135 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:22,623 And she was just worried, But we're fine. 136 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:24,392 We just loved your fries. 137 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:25,526 Mm-hmm. 138 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:27,561 Okay, sure. Bye-bye. 139 00:05:27,595 --> 00:05:29,863 Okay, belgium's done, Lisbon's calling me back, 140 00:05:29,897 --> 00:05:32,065 Berlin had no idea What I was talking about, 141 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:33,534 And paris is pissed. 142 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:35,135 At who? Who knows? 143 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,637 Okay, I'm taking a break, 144 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,506 And then I'm taking on The netherlands. 145 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:39,873 I still cannot believe Babette did this. 146 00:05:39,907 --> 00:05:41,475 She just loves us. 147 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:43,911 Be a little less lovable. It's costing me a fortune. 148 00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:46,480 Try being one of those kids Where people are like, 149 00:05:46,514 --> 00:05:48,015 "Oh, really? She was kidnapped? 150 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:49,417 Hey, well, thin the herd." 151 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:50,584 Very nice. 152 00:05:50,618 --> 00:05:51,819 Hey, who are The rosary beads for? 153 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,053 They're mine. 154 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:54,522 What do you need Rosary beads for? 155 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:56,156 They're for prayer. They're cute. 156 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:58,091 Well, pray they match My blue suit? 157 00:05:58,125 --> 00:06:00,761 They've just upgraded you To a queen-size bed, 158 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:02,696 Jacuzzi-tub junior suite In hell. 159 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:04,598 Oh, pietà place mat? 160 00:06:04,632 --> 00:06:05,799 Oh, gypsy. 161 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:07,034 How are you feeling? 162 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:09,637 You know, not bad -- Just a little spacy. 163 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:11,004 Like a cold-medicine buzz? 164 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:12,973 Maybe we got lucky And missed the jet lag. 165 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:15,543 I hope so, because we have A very big week ahead of us. 166 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:16,977 Oh, yeah? Yes. 167 00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:19,713 I have here in my hand A schedule of all the activities 168 00:06:19,747 --> 00:06:21,982 We are going to partake in Over this week -- 169 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:24,017 The final week Of rory gilmore's life 170 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:26,654 Before she enters The ivy-covered, hallowed halls 171 00:06:26,687 --> 00:06:27,688 Of yale university. 172 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,122 Schedule, please. 173 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:31,191 Okay, today we get these Presents out to our friends, 174 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:32,693 And then we hit the mall. 175 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,094 Tomorrow we get An early start, 176 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:36,564 And we hit three of the crappier Movies that are out. 177 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:38,165 And then we have dinner At grandma's. 178 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:40,834 Which I will conveniently Not put down on my list 179 00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:43,103 In the hopes that That magically goes away. 180 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:45,038 Okay -- the next day We hit new york, 181 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:48,008 See your fancy art galleries, Hit the strand, pizza at john's, 182 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:50,578 Sunday, pick up all the stuff You need for school, 183 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:52,646 And then there's a barbecue At sookie's. 184 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:55,949 Monday is mani-pedi, facial, Haircut, go to the psychic, 185 00:06:55,983 --> 00:06:58,852 And stock up for tuesday, The day of all days -- 186 00:06:58,886 --> 00:07:00,621 "Godfather" I, ii, and iii 187 00:07:00,654 --> 00:07:03,190 With extra showings of the sofia Death scene over and over 188 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:05,158 As long as the mallomars Hold out. 189 00:07:05,192 --> 00:07:06,794 The perfect day. I agree. 190 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:08,796 And I think we have just enough Of the biscotti 191 00:07:08,829 --> 00:07:11,198 That we brought back from milan To last us the rest of the week. 192 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:13,100 Oh, good. Everything's in order. 193 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:15,736 Let's get going -- Get this stuff out of here. 194 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,204 Okay. [ sighs ] 195 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:19,540 Wow. We sure have A lot of gifts. 196 00:07:19,573 --> 00:07:21,108 Do we like This many people? 197 00:07:21,141 --> 00:07:22,576 I didn't think so. 198 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:24,645 Maybe we're getting soft In our old age. 199 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:27,047 Okay, well, I guess we should Get some tote bags. 200 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,182 What tote bags? We must have tote bags. 201 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:31,018 Where would we get Tote bags? 202 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:34,054 Every woman who's ever purchased $75 worth of clinique products 203 00:07:34,087 --> 00:07:35,623 Has some tote bags. 204 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:37,057 We don't have tote bags. 205 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:40,260 How are we supposed to get This stuff out of here? 206 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,262 Now we're the quirky Backpack ladies. 207 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:45,499 One of the kinder nicknames That have been attributed to us. 208 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:47,635 Let's just be very efficient About this. 209 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:50,871 We'll start with patty, work our Way clockwise around the town, 210 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:53,974 And let's stick with the "My mom Touched the pope" anecdote. 211 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:56,544 It's quick, it's peppy, and Everybody likes a pope story. 212 00:07:56,577 --> 00:07:58,912 Do we have time to stop At luke's? I'm starving. 213 00:07:58,946 --> 00:08:00,614 Absolutely. This is our week. 214 00:08:00,648 --> 00:08:02,282 This week, We do anything we want. 215 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,117 I like this week. 216 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:06,787 Hey, I wonder if luke and nicole Actually went on that cruise. 217 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,221 I thought he was going. 218 00:08:08,255 --> 00:08:10,290 Yeah, I know, but I wonder If he actually went. 219 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:11,759 Why wouldn't he? 220 00:08:11,792 --> 00:08:13,561 Because he'd have to pack And leave, 221 00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:15,529 Plus he'd have to buy A bathing suit. 222 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:17,798 Well, I hope he went. He could use a vacation. 223 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,567 Plus he really seems To like nicole. 224 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,101 Mm-hmm. Yeah, he does. 225 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:25,172 Oh, hey. Looks like The soda shop is open. 226 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:26,807 I am gonna kill you! 227 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,609 Oh, please, you are not. 228 00:08:28,642 --> 00:08:30,210 I am, too. I'm gonna kill you. 229 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:31,912 I should have killed you 230 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:34,582 The minute you put up those Unicorn topiaries in the park, 231 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:35,949 But, hey, hindsight, Right?! 232 00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:37,150 Oh, I've missed that. 233 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:39,286 What do you think -- Biscotti moment? 234 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:40,954 Absolutely. 235 00:08:40,988 --> 00:08:42,189 You don't have to yell, Luke. 236 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:44,825 You put a giant window In my wall. 237 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:45,893 So what? 238 00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:47,928 A giant window right here! 239 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:49,697 You can see my entire diner, 240 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:53,233 And when I'm in my diner, I can See your whole stupid store! 241 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:55,569 I don't understand Why yours is a diner 242 00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:57,037 And mine Is a stupid store. 243 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:59,206 Look at this place! Look at you. 244 00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:01,041 All you need Is six dancing penguins 245 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:03,010 And mary poppins Floating in the corner 246 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,579 To bring back two of the worst Hours of my childhood. 247 00:09:05,613 --> 00:09:07,615 I don't think You had a childhood. 248 00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:10,083 I think you came out A bitter, surly killjoy. 249 00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:12,586 You can't change the basic Structure of this place 250 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:14,221 Without my okay! 251 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:15,623 What?! 252 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:17,925 Uh, your hand is near The wax lips. 253 00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:19,292 So?! 254 00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:22,195 If you could move it So you don't touch the candy. 255 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:26,266 Lucas... 256 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:27,901 What are you doing? 257 00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:29,837 You stop that right now! 258 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:32,239 Look at All the pretty candy! 259 00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:33,607 Stop it right now! 260 00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:34,842 Oh, my god. 261 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:37,110 What? What's the matter? Luke. 262 00:09:37,144 --> 00:09:39,179 Yeah, he's finally lost it. 263 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:40,814 No, we forgot luke. 264 00:09:40,848 --> 00:09:43,150 Oh, we forgot To bring him back a gift. 265 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:44,652 Oh, no! 266 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:46,286 We kept putting it off And putting it off. 267 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:48,055 We couldn't find anything Good enough. 268 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,957 We should have gotten him A bullfighter's uniform. 269 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,258 So what do we do? 270 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:53,260 We have to just Pick up something here 271 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:56,163 And we'll tell him That we got it in denmark. 272 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:57,931 Pick up what? Something. 273 00:09:57,965 --> 00:09:59,667 What? This is stars hollow. 274 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,969 Everything you buy here has A "Hello, kitty" on the bottom. 275 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:03,837 We have to give him Something. 276 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:05,973 We cannot go into luke's Empty-handed. 277 00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:07,741 Come on. 278 00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:10,177 I'm hungry. 279 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,079 Hey, sookie! 280 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,214 Ah ha ha! You're back! 281 00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:15,248 We're back! 282 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:16,316 [ squeals ] 283 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:18,251 Hey, don't squish baby! 284 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,820 I missed you so much! 285 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:21,221 We missed you so much! 286 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:23,423 Oh, look at you! You look older. 287 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:24,858 Oh, thanks, sookie. 288 00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:26,694 So, how was it? Was it wonderful? 289 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:28,829 I want to hear everything You did and everything you ate. 290 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:30,698 Oh! Was it warm? I read it was warm. 291 00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:32,666 How was barcelona? Did you see The gaudy apartments? 292 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:34,067 Did you see a bullfight? 293 00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:36,136 Did you see anne frank's house? Did you cry? 294 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:37,771 Was steven spielberg there? 295 00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:39,907 Oh, hey, I hear you touched the pope! 296 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:42,042 Do you want anything to eat? I've got quiche. 297 00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:44,812 Hold on one sec here, missy. I need to look at you. 298 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:46,313 Sideways, please. Okay. 299 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,782 [ gasps ] Hello. Hi, nice to see you. 300 00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:51,919 I'm your auntie lorelai, And this is your auntie rory. 301 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:53,787 Say hi, rory. Hey. 302 00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:55,022 Come over here. 303 00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:56,323 Oh, no, I'm good. 304 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:58,058 Come on, rory, Rub my stomach. 305 00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,326 I'd rather not. 306 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:01,428 Rory's a chicken. So is jackson. 307 00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:03,931 Hey, I'm gonna like it When it comes out. 308 00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:06,233 So, what did the ultrasound Say -- boy or girl? 309 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,368 It's a -- Buh, buh, buh, buh, Buh, buh, buh, buh. 310 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:09,870 It's a buh? What's a buh? 311 00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:11,171 Read. 312 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:13,807 "I do not want to know The sex of my baby." 313 00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:16,376 That's right. I'm going old school on this. 314 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:18,245 And he's being Completely stubborn. 315 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:19,780 But you know? 316 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:21,915 Of course I know. I have little clothes -- 317 00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:23,483 Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh! 318 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,853 What?! I said nothing about the sex. 319 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:28,722 You said "Little," and now I know it's going to be little. 320 00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:30,958 Jackson, seriously, You don't want to know? 321 00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:32,726 Hey, in the old days, 322 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:35,095 The guys would pace back And forth in the waiting room 323 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:37,164 Until a pretty nurse In a nice, white outfit 324 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,166 Would come out and say, "Congratulations. 325 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,268 It's a -- insert Your chosen sex here." 326 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:43,737 Ricky ricardo didn't know, Dick van dyke didn't know, 327 00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:46,039 And, by gum, if it was good Enough for rick and dick, 328 00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:47,307 It's good enough for me. 329 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:48,776 Well, I want to know. 330 00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:51,144 Rory, what do you say? Be on my side. 331 00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:52,980 Jackson, there are no sides. 332 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:56,116 We can be in that waiting room Together, pacing, waiting. 333 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,485 We'll get you a nice suit. What do you say? 334 00:11:58,518 --> 00:12:01,021 Okay, sure. I'm on jackson's side. 335 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,856 Great. Welcome to 1954. 336 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,057 Happy to be here. 337 00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:05,225 Well, I want to know. 338 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:06,927 Come on. I'll tell you outside. 339 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,929 Are you sure You don't want to go? 340 00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:10,998 Read the button, missy. Okay. 341 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,402 So, you hear about That whole sputnik thing? 342 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:17,270 Oh, eisenhower's On top of it. 343 00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:19,006 Hmm. 344 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:21,942 Jackson's really not gonna be In the delivery room with you? 345 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,543 Nope. Does that bug you? 346 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,979 Hey, I don't like jackson To see me shave my legs, so... 347 00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:28,515 I'm opening the shed! 348 00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:30,383 Okay. Are you ready? 349 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:31,418 For what? 350 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:32,786 [ giggles ] 351 00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:35,823 [ gasps ] Ohh! It's a boy. 352 00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:36,990 It's a boy. 353 00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:39,526 Oh, sookie, You're having a boy. 354 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:42,796 Jackson will finally have that Son to prune the trees with. 355 00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:45,532 [ sighs ] Oh, my god, It's so exciting -- 356 00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:46,834 A boy! 357 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,535 Oh, a little boy. 358 00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:50,537 I know nothing About little boys. 359 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,272 Me neither. [ giggles ] 360 00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,141 Man, you're prepared, Aren't you? 361 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:55,342 Yes, I am. 362 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,945 [ sighs ] It's so nice to be home. 363 00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,412 It's nice to have you home. 364 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,815 Hey, have you seen luke Lately? Briefly. 365 00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:04,051 I guess he went on That cruise, huh? Yep. 366 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:05,585 That's good. That's good he went. 367 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,187 He needed a vacation. 368 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,556 He works hard, that one -- Always cooking, 369 00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:11,892 Making the coffee, Taking the orders. 370 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:14,995 You know, I think something Happened on that trip of his. 371 00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:16,429 What do you mean? 372 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,932 The day he got back, jackson And I went into the diner, 373 00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,400 And I asked him How his trip went. 374 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,269 He couldn't get away from me Fast enough. 375 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,938 Really? Was jackson wearing That creepy button? 376 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:27,941 Nope. He just seemed kind of Freaked out about something. 377 00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,442 What? I don't know. 378 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,912 You think he and nicole Had a fight or something? 379 00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,881 I don't know. He didn't say anything? 380 00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:37,084 Nope. He just walked around Acting weirder than normal. 381 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,619 Hmm. I wonder What that's all about. 382 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,321 [ sighs ] 383 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,223 [ sighs ] 384 00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:45,058 So... 385 00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:46,593 [ laughs ] 386 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:47,895 Are you gonna name him Lorelai? 387 00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:49,096 Absolutely. 388 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,998 That wouldn't be confusing At all. 389 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,332 [ giggles ] 390 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,004 I cannot believe you. 391 00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:58,538 What? It's the perfect gift For luke -- 392 00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:00,107 Fine fancy jam from france. 393 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,142 Fine fancy jam From jackson's pantry. 394 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,211 [ gasps ] I don't know what You're talking about. 395 00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,613 I am looking right here at this Beautiful handcrafted label, 396 00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:08,281 And it says, "Fruits de la terre." 397 00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:09,516 You didn't even spell-check 398 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:11,451 To make sure You got the french right. 399 00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:13,620 Yes, well, I think it adds An authentic touch. 400 00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:17,257 In my world, the person Who made this jam 401 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:20,327 Was an illiterate orphan -- Sochelle. 402 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,562 As in "Sochelle" crab? Yes, exactly. 403 00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,097 Sochelle was born By the sea, 404 00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:26,133 Or so said the note Left in the bassinet 405 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,535 When the nuns found her On the steps of notre dame. 406 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,203 Oh, good, there are nuns. 407 00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:31,972 Every sad story needs nuns. 408 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:34,041 Anyhow, Sochelle had nothing -- 409 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:36,977 No father, no mother, No friends, no education. 410 00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:39,980 All she had was a burning desire To make great jam. 411 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:42,449 Now she's the most successful Jamstress in paris. 412 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,184 Luke's gonna know. No, he's not. 413 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,486 Well, as much as I would like To be there, 414 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,421 I'm gonna go give lane Her gift. 415 00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:50,690 But if you're not there, I'm gonna get all the credit. 416 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,059 Exactly as it should be. 417 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,293 Give lane a hug for me. 418 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:54,427 I will. 419 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:55,929 Don't give him the jam. 420 00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:58,365 I can't hear you! I'm too far away! 421 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:04,938 Bonjour, luke. 422 00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:06,940 Pouvez-vous attacher Vos chaussures? 423 00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:08,375 What? 424 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,210 "Hi, luke. Do you know How to tie your shoes?" 425 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,578 Very good. 426 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,646 Yep. It came in handy, Let me tell you -- 427 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,983 Not one shoelace fatality On my watch. 428 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,317 [ gasps ] You remembered. 429 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,386 Yeah, a couple things About you stick. 430 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,520 You have a good time? 431 00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:21,654 Vos odeurs de chat. 432 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,256 What's that? "Your cat smells." 433 00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:25,125 You must have been a big hit With the salon set. 434 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,960 The trip was incredible. We had the best time. 435 00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:28,461 We were supposed to come back On saturday. 436 00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:30,163 I know. Keeping tabs on me? 437 00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:32,699 Safer to know which direction The tornado is coming from. 438 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,167 Anyhow, we were in london, 439 00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:35,735 And we ran into This group of girls 440 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,471 Who were heading to ireland To stake out the clarence hotel. 441 00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:40,040 Why? 442 00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:42,142 Because u2 owns it, And bono hangs out there. 443 00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:43,610 Ah. Him again. 444 00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:46,179 So then we jumped on a train And headed to ireland -- 445 00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:48,015 Incredibly beautiful, By the way -- 446 00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:49,549 And we sat in a bar For two days 447 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:52,152 And did nothing but eat Soda crackers and funky cheese, 448 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:53,353 And he never showed. 449 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:54,587 Que sera. 450 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,589 Mm-mmm. Still good. 451 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:59,126 I told them about you over There, señor swanky pants. 452 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,594 Can't tell you how grateful I am To have you as my press agent. 453 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,997 And we got you something. 454 00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,098 You did? 455 00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:06,499 Yes, we did. 456 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,135 You didn't have to do that. 457 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:09,469 What are you talking about? 458 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,104 We do not go to europe 459 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:14,141 And come back without bringing Something for luke. 460 00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:15,342 Here. 461 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:16,476 Jam? 462 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:17,744 Yes, fancy french jam. 463 00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:20,047 "Fruits de la terre" -- Very impressive. 464 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,714 It's handmade By this woman in paris 465 00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,383 Who has The most amazing story. 466 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,485 Really? Yeah, orphaned... 467 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,420 Uh-huh. And illiterate. 468 00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:28,355 Okay. 469 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:30,157 Just had nothing in her life 470 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:33,460 Except this burning desire to be The world's greatest jamstress, 471 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,195 And she's famous now, 472 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,597 And she only makes three bottles Of that stuff a year, 473 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,166 And that's one of them, 474 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,034 And I brought it all the way Across the, uh -- 475 00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:42,635 I got it from sookie's house. No. 476 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,437 How did you know? 477 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:46,073 Just a wild guess. 478 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:48,075 I swear, we tried To get you something, 479 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:49,642 But nothing was good enough. 480 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,812 Well, I didn't get you anything On my trip either. We're even. 481 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,581 Oh, yeah. How was the cruise? 482 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,116 Oh, it was, you know. 483 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:58,185 Not really. I've never been on a cruise. 484 00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,319 [ sighs ] 485 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,054 So? It was fine. 486 00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:04,057 Okay, so, you and nicole Had fun, then? 487 00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:05,825 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Want more coffee? 488 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,761 Uh -- oh. So, what did you do? 489 00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:09,829 Where? 490 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,431 On the boat. 491 00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:15,268 Oh, well, you know, we... Fluttered around and ate, 492 00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:20,673 And there was a magic show And a singer and pillow mints, 493 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,443 And...You know, that's it. 494 00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:25,345 But you and nicole had A good time? 495 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,513 You got along and -- 496 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,448 Yeah. I'm gonna go check On your food. 497 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:29,682 Okay. 498 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:33,386 I-I didn't order Anything yet! 499 00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:36,523 Hi, kirk. 500 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,658 Bienvenido, Señora gilmore. 501 00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:47,667 What are you doing? I just put that there. 502 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:50,737 Scoop toward you, Rolling smoothly. 503 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,405 Very good, ginger. 504 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:55,642 Nice, symmetrical balls there, Joshua. 505 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:58,511 Easy on the nuts. Easy on the nuts. 506 00:17:58,545 --> 00:18:00,147 One cherry, 507 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:04,217 And then present your sundae With a taylor tip. 508 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:05,685 Excuse me, taylor. 509 00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:08,121 Ah, there you are. Hello. 510 00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:10,723 Your majesty come to check On your little kingdom. 511 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,525 Ginger, hand me a spoon. 512 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:13,860 I was just walking by When I -- 513 00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:15,762 Here you are, On the house. Thank you. 514 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,564 Would you like An extra cherry? No. 515 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:20,767 If the stars hollow ice cream Queen wants two cherries, 516 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,469 Then she will get Two cherries, 517 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,737 And to hell with the extra 25-cent charge. 518 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,373 Taylor, you didn't ask me 519 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:28,708 If I wanted to be The ice cream queen. 520 00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:29,776 So? 521 00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,444 So, you didn't ask me. 522 00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:33,580 You just put my picture On a flier and stuck it up. 523 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,282 Well, I couldn't Very well ask you 524 00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:37,584 When you were traipsing All over europe, now, could I? 525 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,486 And don't worry About getting anything. 526 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:42,255 I have already rented A cape and a crown. 527 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:45,658 Just wear a nice, simple, Sage-colored, floor-length dress 528 00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:47,160 And you'll be fine. 529 00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:48,595 I can't do it. 530 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:49,662 What do you mean? 531 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:51,464 I mean I'm busy right now. 532 00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,466 I only have a couple days left Before I go off to school, 533 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,435 And my mom and I have Every moment planned, 534 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,637 So I'm just going to Have to pass on this one. 535 00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:58,871 Oh. 536 00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:00,707 I see. 537 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,309 You're going to pass. 538 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,311 You're passing on this. 539 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,913 Fine. Just consider yourself passed. 540 00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:09,849 Look, I-I can still come by. 541 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,319 Oh, can you? Really? 542 00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:14,554 You can find time In your busy day to come by 543 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:17,224 And eat my free ice cream And take my free balloon 544 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:19,392 And get yourself A free glitter hand stamp? 545 00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:22,629 You can swing that? You don't have to pass on that? 546 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,731 Taylor, Don't take it like this. 547 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:25,898 In my own defense, 548 00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:28,368 I assumed you would be Thrilled 549 00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:31,238 Based on your past Participation record. 550 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:32,772 But this has nothing To do with -- 551 00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,741 You've always been The head pilgrim girl 552 00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:35,842 At the food drive table. 553 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,544 Well, that's for charity. 554 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:40,547 The third leprechaun at The st. Patty's day festival. 555 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,482 Yes, okay, but, again, For charity. 556 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,817 You man the ticket booth On groundhog day. 557 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:47,787 You help organize the manger Procession at christmas. 558 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:50,623 You play esther every year At the purim carnival. 559 00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:54,294 I just assumed you liked Taking part in town events. 560 00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:56,663 I do, but I can't this time. I'm sorry. 561 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,865 Oh, don't be. It's my own fault. 562 00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:01,834 I should have figured That once you got into yale, 563 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,836 Everything would be Different. 564 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:04,971 That's not fair. 565 00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,873 No, I understand. 566 00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:09,876 You're no longer our little Stars hollow rory gilmore. 567 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:12,312 You belong to the ivy leagues Right now. 568 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:14,447 It's time to cut Those small-town ties 569 00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,549 And go off And do something important, 570 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:17,817 Like go to drama school 571 00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:20,320 Or have one of those High-class naked parties 572 00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:21,588 With that bush girl. 573 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:22,889 Taylor! Okay. 574 00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:25,292 See you around the quad. 575 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,694 [ scoffs ] 576 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:43,976 Okay. That took way longer Than it was supposed to. 577 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:47,514 From now on, when we go out of Town, no presents for anyone. 578 00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:50,917 So we'll just buy everyone a big Crate of fruits de la terre. 579 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:53,520 That horse is dead. Put the stick down. 580 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:56,323 Now we're way behind in our Schedule, so I propose a change. 581 00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:58,925 Let's hold off on the frivolous Shopping until tomorrow. 582 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,027 What's up? 583 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:03,396 That taylor thing Is still bugging me. 584 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:05,798 I can't believe you didn't Call me in to see the fight. 585 00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:08,668 Maybe I am different. Maybe I do have an attitude. 586 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,036 I think you do. 587 00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:12,539 I've always had time For the town, and now I don't? 588 00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:14,607 Am I changing? I don't want to change. 589 00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:17,410 I don't want to be the Anti-town girl. I'm not daria. 590 00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,879 Taylor is just messing With your mind. 591 00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:21,414 Ignore him. I guess. 592 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:23,383 Hey, hey, hey, no mail yet. We agreed. 593 00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:24,717 We're still on vacation. 594 00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:26,319 I'll just look Through my mail. 595 00:21:26,353 --> 00:21:28,355 Yours can sit there As long as you like. 596 00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:30,823 Yeah, but then you're back In the real world again, 597 00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:32,892 And I'm out here In vacation land alone. 598 00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:34,427 Oh, no! 599 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:36,829 What? 600 00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:38,565 Oh, no! What, "Oh, no"? 601 00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:39,899 Oh, no! 602 00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:41,033 Oh, no! 603 00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:43,102 No, no, no, no, No, no, no! 604 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,004 No. Oh, no! 605 00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:47,574 Hey, you're kind of Freaking me out here. 606 00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:51,077 I wrote the date down wrong. 607 00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:52,645 What date? 608 00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:54,847 This is from yale. My orientation is saturday. 609 00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:57,083 Right -- next saturday. No, th saturday. 610 00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:59,118 No, next saturday. No, th saturday. 611 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:01,421 But today's thursday. That means we... 612 00:22:01,454 --> 00:22:03,723 Have to be at school The day after tomorrow. 613 00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:06,526 But no! We had a free week. I had it all scheduled out. 614 00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:08,428 Well, I wrote the date Down wrong. 615 00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:09,629 Why would you do that? 616 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,498 You never write the date Down wrong. 617 00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:14,501 I wrote it down before we left, And I wrote it down wrong. 618 00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:16,769 We were supposed to have A week. Well, we don't. 619 00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:18,871 I can't believe you wrote The date down wrong. 620 00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:21,441 I can't believe you weren't Gonna let me open the mail. 621 00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:23,443 I can't believe you wrote The date down wrong. 622 00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:25,678 I can't believe you made us go To ireland to stalk bono. 623 00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:27,947 This isn't fair. You have more "I can't believes" than I do. 624 00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:29,782 This sucks! This totally sucks! 625 00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:31,551 I'm not ready. I haven't packed. 626 00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:33,019 I have things I need to get. 627 00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:35,455 We were supposed to watch The three "Godfathers" 628 00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:37,957 And sofia dying over and over And eat our biscotti and -- 629 00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:40,493 Listen, calm down. We just need to revise our plan. 630 00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:42,061 We were supposed to have A week. 631 00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:43,963 Okay, tonight we stay home And pack. 632 00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:45,131 Tomorrow we get up early. 633 00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:46,933 We'll get all the stuff You need, 634 00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:49,936 And that will give us time to Watch at least two "Godfathers." 635 00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:52,739 We'll still have a partial day And a great biscotti night. 636 00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:54,607 Chinese. What? 637 00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:55,842 Food -- order it. Go! 638 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:58,010 No time for full sentences. Ordering! 639 00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:02,982 I shouldn't have taken that Third excedrin pm last night. 640 00:23:03,015 --> 00:23:05,184 Third? Why did you take three? 641 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,720 Oh, well, Originally I took two. 642 00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:09,589 Somewhere around 4:00 in the morning, 643 00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:11,591 I woke up and had a major Marilyn moment. 644 00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:13,493 I forgot That I had taken something, 645 00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:14,827 So I popped a third one, 646 00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:16,929 And now I'm about ready To sleep with a kennedy. 647 00:23:16,963 --> 00:23:18,197 Okay, let's sit. 648 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:21,468 Mr. Jet lag wants to be My best friend. 649 00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:23,603 You want to go home and rest? 650 00:23:23,636 --> 00:23:26,038 No. We have a "Godfather" night To salvage. 651 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:27,707 Check the list. 652 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:30,610 Okay, we got sheets, towels, Bathroom shower caddy, 653 00:23:30,643 --> 00:23:32,712 And the basic First-aid accoutrements. 654 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,814 We still need to hit The beauty supply, 655 00:23:34,847 --> 00:23:36,949 The hardware store, Stationery store... 656 00:23:36,983 --> 00:23:38,618 Mattress store. 657 00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:41,153 You do know they supply you With a mattress at the dorm. 658 00:23:41,187 --> 00:23:43,623 Yeah, a mattress That decades of students 659 00:23:43,656 --> 00:23:46,092 In various states of cleanliness Have slept on, 660 00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:47,460 Some without pajamas. 661 00:23:47,494 --> 00:23:49,228 Gross! Exactly. 662 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,197 This list isn't getting Any shorter. 663 00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:52,732 We're never gonna finish. 664 00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:55,835 Stop. Yes, we are. We just need to split up. 665 00:23:55,868 --> 00:23:59,005 I'll take the beauty supply and You take the stationery store, 666 00:23:59,038 --> 00:24:01,007 And we'll meet back here In 20 minutes! 667 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,642 Okay! 668 00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:05,812 Oh, boy. What? 669 00:24:05,845 --> 00:24:08,247 I'm gonna have to walk past That stupid grand opening. 670 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,949 I would take The stationery store, 671 00:24:09,982 --> 00:24:12,184 But you're so weird about What kind of pens you like. 672 00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:14,053 No, no. I'll just walk really fast. 673 00:24:14,086 --> 00:24:15,622 Maybe taylor won't notice me. 674 00:24:15,655 --> 00:24:17,824 Yeah, you better walk Really fast -- 675 00:24:17,857 --> 00:24:20,159 Like "Warp speed, mr. Sulu" Kind of fast. 676 00:24:20,192 --> 00:24:22,128 Go! 20 minutes. 677 00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:26,065 These and many other flavors Await your tongues 678 00:24:26,098 --> 00:24:30,136 At taylor's old-fashioned Soda shoppe and candy store. 679 00:24:30,169 --> 00:24:32,939 I want to thank you all For coming here today 680 00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:36,042 To help us celebrate Our grand opening. 681 00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:37,610 Now, originally, 682 00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:41,113 We were supposed to have Our ice cream queen here, 683 00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:45,718 But, unfortunately, kids, She was just too busy. 684 00:24:45,752 --> 00:24:49,922 She just couldn't find time In her busy queen schedule 685 00:24:49,956 --> 00:24:53,192 To come play With all of you here today. 686 00:24:53,225 --> 00:24:54,694 [ crying ] 687 00:24:54,727 --> 00:24:57,764 I know, christy, But take heart. 688 00:24:57,797 --> 00:25:00,633 We still have balloons And music, 689 00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:03,703 And as a special treat A little later, 690 00:25:03,736 --> 00:25:08,174 A skydiver is going to drop From the sky and land right here 691 00:25:08,207 --> 00:25:10,777 In front of taylor's Old-fashioned soda shoppe 692 00:25:10,810 --> 00:25:12,178 And candy store. 693 00:25:12,211 --> 00:25:14,714 Isn't that great, kids? 694 00:25:14,747 --> 00:25:19,018 A skydiver who isn't too busy To come play with you 695 00:25:19,051 --> 00:25:21,087 Will be here soon. 696 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:22,722 Hey, kirk. 697 00:25:22,755 --> 00:25:23,990 Hello. 698 00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:26,659 Hey, I'm looking For a good daytime cream 699 00:25:26,693 --> 00:25:28,194 And a good nighttime cream. 700 00:25:28,227 --> 00:25:29,929 For you? No, for rory. 701 00:25:29,962 --> 00:25:31,263 Is she sensitive, 702 00:25:31,297 --> 00:25:32,899 Prone to breakouts If the cream is too heavy? 703 00:25:32,932 --> 00:25:34,767 Yeah. I thought so. 704 00:25:34,801 --> 00:25:37,770 Okay. First of all, I would stay Far away from that one -- 705 00:25:37,804 --> 00:25:39,271 Much too rich for her. 706 00:25:39,305 --> 00:25:42,174 This one is light With a fresh citrus scent, 707 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:43,976 And it is Completely natural. 708 00:25:44,010 --> 00:25:46,613 Now, for day, I would recommend Something with a sunscreen. 709 00:25:46,646 --> 00:25:48,981 Rory has a classic Peaches-and-cream complexion, 710 00:25:49,015 --> 00:25:51,317 And it would be a crime If, when she got older, 711 00:25:51,350 --> 00:25:53,352 Her face started to look Like a cowboy. 712 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:55,087 I couldn't agree more. 713 00:25:55,121 --> 00:25:57,657 All right. This should work. Thank you. 714 00:25:57,690 --> 00:25:59,926 You know, I heard you got back From your trip. 715 00:25:59,959 --> 00:26:01,293 Yep, I'm living proof. 716 00:26:01,327 --> 00:26:03,329 Miss patty showed me The castanets you brought her. 717 00:26:03,362 --> 00:26:04,330 Oh, yeah? 718 00:26:04,363 --> 00:26:05,998 Yeah. 719 00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:09,802 And andrew showed me the t-shirt From the picasso museum. 720 00:26:09,836 --> 00:26:11,604 I must admit, I was a little jealous. 721 00:26:11,638 --> 00:26:14,373 I mean, I hate picasso, But I love t-shirts. 722 00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:17,009 And pete seemed to really enjoy The tower of london nutcracker 723 00:26:17,043 --> 00:26:18,377 You brought him. 724 00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,680 A nutcracker's a very useful Thing to have around. 725 00:26:20,713 --> 00:26:22,081 I can't tell you How many times 726 00:26:22,114 --> 00:26:24,050 I've been sitting In my living room with a nut, 727 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:26,052 Thinking, "If only I had A way to crack this." 728 00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:27,820 Okay, kirk, I'm really sorry. 729 00:26:27,854 --> 00:26:30,022 We got a little messed up On the presents. 730 00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:31,758 It just got so crazy Over there. 731 00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:34,026 I mean, we forgot to bring Something back for luke. 732 00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:35,261 I heard he got jam. 733 00:26:35,294 --> 00:26:36,262 Fake jam. 734 00:26:36,295 --> 00:26:37,930 I love fake jam. 735 00:26:37,964 --> 00:26:39,832 I'm gonna make this up To you, okay? 736 00:26:39,866 --> 00:26:41,233 Really? 737 00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:44,637 I promise. We never meant to forget you. 738 00:26:44,671 --> 00:26:46,639 Well...Okay. 739 00:26:46,673 --> 00:26:49,375 Well, sure. You can make it up to me. 740 00:26:49,408 --> 00:26:51,878 Okay. Now, how much do I owe you? 741 00:26:51,911 --> 00:26:53,212 $45.50. 742 00:26:53,245 --> 00:26:56,115 You're lucky you came in When you did. 743 00:26:56,148 --> 00:26:58,851 I'm closing A little early today. 744 00:26:58,885 --> 00:27:00,352 Oh, well, lucky me. 745 00:27:00,386 --> 00:27:02,655 Yep. 746 00:27:02,689 --> 00:27:04,156 Kirk, no. 747 00:27:04,190 --> 00:27:06,693 Taylor paid me $20 To jump out of a plane 748 00:27:06,726 --> 00:27:07,827 For the grand opening. 749 00:27:07,860 --> 00:27:09,361 No! 750 00:27:09,395 --> 00:27:12,064 But I took a lesson. The guy Said I was a natural at falling. 751 00:27:12,098 --> 00:27:13,733 Kirk, listen to me. 752 00:27:13,766 --> 00:27:16,869 This is the best gift I could possibly give you. 753 00:27:16,903 --> 00:27:18,237 Don't do that, okay? 754 00:27:18,270 --> 00:27:19,872 Do I still get the jam? 755 00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:26,012 Thanks a lot! 756 00:27:26,045 --> 00:27:28,047 Yale can have you! 757 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,349 Honey, did you get Your silly pens? 758 00:27:30,382 --> 00:27:31,818 Yes. Okay, good. 759 00:27:31,851 --> 00:27:34,053 Now I can mark These two things off, 760 00:27:34,086 --> 00:27:36,956 And we only have about 10,000 Other things to do. 761 00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:40,326 The only way we're gonna get This done is if we prioritize. 762 00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:42,228 Meaning? Something has to go. 763 00:27:42,261 --> 00:27:44,697 Biscotti night. No, not biscotti night. 764 00:27:44,731 --> 00:27:47,266 I think we should bail On friday night dinner. 765 00:27:47,299 --> 00:27:49,401 Cancel on grandma? Yes, cancel on grandma. 766 00:27:49,435 --> 00:27:50,970 I can't do that. 767 00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:52,905 We need to get This stuff before tomorrow. 768 00:27:52,939 --> 00:27:54,306 There's no way We can do that 769 00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:56,275 If we have to drive To hartford and back. 770 00:27:56,308 --> 00:27:57,376 She'll understand. 771 00:27:57,409 --> 00:27:58,845 Well, the first part Was true. 772 00:27:58,878 --> 00:28:00,046 I can't skip dinner. 773 00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:01,213 Come on! 774 00:28:01,247 --> 00:28:03,215 We're gonna go to dinner Next week 775 00:28:03,249 --> 00:28:05,451 And every week For the rest of our lives, 776 00:28:05,484 --> 00:28:07,754 And I do mean The rest of our lives, 777 00:28:07,787 --> 00:28:09,756 Because my parents Will outlive us. 778 00:28:09,789 --> 00:28:11,223 The damned can do that. 779 00:28:11,257 --> 00:28:14,393 Mom, I made a deal. This is why I get to go to yale. 780 00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:16,028 It's our last night. 781 00:28:16,062 --> 00:28:17,463 I have to go. You don't have to, but I do. 782 00:28:17,496 --> 00:28:19,465 What do you mean, I don't have to go? 783 00:28:19,498 --> 00:28:21,467 I was very clear When I made this deal 784 00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:22,835 That it was only for me. 785 00:28:22,869 --> 00:28:24,470 You're right. I don't have to go. 786 00:28:24,503 --> 00:28:26,172 That's an oddly liberating Feeling. 787 00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:27,907 I don't have to go. I don't have to go. 788 00:28:27,940 --> 00:28:29,341 I do not have to go To dinner. 789 00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:30,943 Mom -- Hang on. I'm not done. 790 00:28:30,977 --> 00:28:33,112 I do not have to go ever If I'm not in the mood. 791 00:28:33,145 --> 00:28:34,914 Mom! I'm not going. 792 00:28:34,947 --> 00:28:36,816 I'll finish up All the errands. 793 00:28:36,849 --> 00:28:39,752 You go and eat really fast, And then get out of there. 794 00:28:39,786 --> 00:28:42,254 Meet me back here at 9:30, 10:00 at the latest, 795 00:28:42,288 --> 00:28:43,823 And we'll do "Godfather I" 796 00:28:43,856 --> 00:28:45,892 Through "Monday, tuesday, Thursday," 797 00:28:45,925 --> 00:28:47,193 And a quick sofia dying. 798 00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:49,395 Remember, eat fast. Okay. Bye. 799 00:28:49,428 --> 00:28:53,332 Now, just picture her Sitting here just like this, 800 00:28:53,365 --> 00:28:54,967 Smiling and waving. 801 00:28:55,001 --> 00:28:58,337 "Hello, kids. I'm the ice cream queen." 802 00:28:58,370 --> 00:29:00,506 Okay, that's it. 803 00:29:00,539 --> 00:29:03,810 I humiliate myself at least Six times a year for this town, 804 00:29:03,843 --> 00:29:05,812 And just because I'm going to yale, 805 00:29:05,845 --> 00:29:07,213 That's not going to stop. 806 00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:09,415 Now, the reason I am not the ice cream queen 807 00:29:09,448 --> 00:29:11,350 Is because Taylor never asked me. 808 00:29:11,383 --> 00:29:13,519 I didn't know about it. That's why I was busy. 809 00:29:13,552 --> 00:29:15,121 I love this town. 810 00:29:15,154 --> 00:29:17,289 I will be back in that Ridiculous pilgrim outfit 811 00:29:17,323 --> 00:29:18,557 At thanksgiving. 812 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,292 So, everybody, Just get off my back! 813 00:29:26,198 --> 00:29:27,867 Richard, they're here. 814 00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:31,437 Put those papers away And fix your tie. 815 00:29:31,470 --> 00:29:32,471 Hey, grandma. 816 00:29:32,504 --> 00:29:33,305 Hello, rory. 817 00:29:33,339 --> 00:29:34,807 Nice to see you. 818 00:29:34,841 --> 00:29:36,943 It's nice to see you, too. Come on in. 819 00:29:36,976 --> 00:29:38,577 I'm sorry I'm a little late. 820 00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:41,447 Well, you're here now, And that's all that matters. 821 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,349 Shall we go Into the living room? 822 00:29:43,382 --> 00:29:45,351 Yes. Then I can give you Your present. 823 00:29:45,384 --> 00:29:46,819 My present? 824 00:29:46,853 --> 00:29:48,587 Well, that sounds Very interesting. 825 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:50,089 We bought it in paris 826 00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:52,191 Because mom said You loved paris the most. 827 00:29:52,224 --> 00:29:54,360 I wonder what it could be. 828 00:29:54,393 --> 00:29:55,828 [ hums ] 829 00:29:55,862 --> 00:29:57,864 For you. 830 00:29:57,897 --> 00:29:59,165 [ gasps ] 831 00:29:59,198 --> 00:30:01,968 Oh, my. It's lovely, rory. 832 00:30:02,001 --> 00:30:04,503 Really -- just beautiful. 833 00:30:04,536 --> 00:30:06,505 It was between this And the arc de triomphe, 834 00:30:06,538 --> 00:30:08,574 But mom said The eiffel tower was fancier. 835 00:30:08,607 --> 00:30:11,143 I agree, and I love it. Thank you. 836 00:30:11,177 --> 00:30:12,278 You're welcome. 837 00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:14,380 So, where is your mother Tonight? 838 00:30:14,413 --> 00:30:16,048 Not sick, I hope. 839 00:30:16,082 --> 00:30:18,417 Oh, no, she's fine. She just had some things to do. 840 00:30:18,450 --> 00:30:19,852 Ah, things. 841 00:30:19,886 --> 00:30:21,888 Errands, actually. 842 00:30:21,921 --> 00:30:24,056 Errands -- of course. 843 00:30:24,090 --> 00:30:25,524 But she'll be here Next weekend. 844 00:30:25,557 --> 00:30:27,293 She says She's looking forward to it. 845 00:30:27,326 --> 00:30:29,161 Emily, I'm expecting a call, 846 00:30:29,195 --> 00:30:31,964 So please don't be upset When I leave the table. 847 00:30:31,998 --> 00:30:33,599 Rory! How lovely to see you. 848 00:30:33,632 --> 00:30:37,069 Well, how was The first european excursion? 849 00:30:37,103 --> 00:30:38,304 It was perfect. 850 00:30:38,337 --> 00:30:40,907 Lorelai had chores To do tonight. 851 00:30:40,940 --> 00:30:42,909 Chores? Errands, you know. 852 00:30:42,942 --> 00:30:44,376 Errands? 853 00:30:44,410 --> 00:30:46,545 That's why she didn't come. She had to run errands. 854 00:30:46,578 --> 00:30:49,315 But she'll be here next week, And she's looking forward to it. 855 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:50,649 Isn't that nice? I suppose. 856 00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:52,084 I think so, too. 857 00:30:52,118 --> 00:30:53,319 Would you like to see My present? 858 00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:54,887 Well, that's very nice. 859 00:30:54,921 --> 00:30:56,923 That'll fit right in with Your collection, emily. 860 00:30:56,956 --> 00:30:58,190 Yes, it will. 861 00:30:58,224 --> 00:31:00,292 We got something for you, Too, grandpa. 862 00:31:00,326 --> 00:31:01,994 Well! 863 00:31:02,028 --> 00:31:04,430 I guess you're not the only one Who gets a treat tonight. 864 00:31:04,463 --> 00:31:06,498 Oh, just when I thought I was special. 865 00:31:06,532 --> 00:31:07,967 Look at that! 866 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,002 That's beautiful. 867 00:31:10,036 --> 00:31:12,204 We found this amazing pipe store In copenhagen, 868 00:31:12,238 --> 00:31:14,206 And the man there can carve Anything you want. 869 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,308 His family's been doing it For over 150 years. 870 00:31:16,342 --> 00:31:18,477 They had a whole set Of "Alice in wonderland" pipes 871 00:31:18,510 --> 00:31:20,579 That mom wanted to get, But they were way too expensive, 872 00:31:20,612 --> 00:31:22,181 So we just got The queen of hearts. 873 00:31:22,214 --> 00:31:23,682 Well, I love it. 874 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:26,418 Yes, and you're going to love it Outside on the patio. 875 00:31:26,452 --> 00:31:28,487 As you wish, my dear. 876 00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:31,290 That's my call. That's my call. 877 00:31:31,323 --> 00:31:33,259 Hurry back Or we'll start without you. 878 00:31:33,292 --> 00:31:34,994 5 minutes -- 10 tops. 879 00:31:35,027 --> 00:31:36,428 He'll be an hour. 880 00:31:36,462 --> 00:31:38,230 Is his new business Going well? 881 00:31:38,264 --> 00:31:40,933 Who knows? He's not in the room Long enough to find out. 882 00:31:40,967 --> 00:31:42,701 Dinner is served, Mrs. Gilmore. 883 00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:44,070 All right, gerta. 884 00:31:44,103 --> 00:31:46,005 Well, I guess We should go in and eat. 885 00:31:46,038 --> 00:31:47,139 What about grandpa? 886 00:31:47,173 --> 00:31:48,507 We'll save him something. 887 00:31:48,540 --> 00:31:49,942 Okay. 888 00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:04,523 So, rory, tell me, How were the gundersons? 889 00:32:04,556 --> 00:32:06,058 The who? 890 00:32:06,092 --> 00:32:08,060 The gundersons -- Our friends in zurich. 891 00:32:08,094 --> 00:32:10,529 The ones we told you two To look up when you got there. 892 00:32:10,562 --> 00:32:13,165 Oh. The gundersons. Right. 893 00:32:13,199 --> 00:32:16,002 I tell you, they better have Given you a first-class welcome, 894 00:32:16,035 --> 00:32:18,270 Especially after that son of Theirs squatted here 895 00:32:18,304 --> 00:32:19,538 For over a month last year. 896 00:32:19,571 --> 00:32:21,407 And ruined the rug In the guest room. 897 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,009 That's right. 898 00:32:23,042 --> 00:32:25,444 I hope you ruined One of their rugs as well. 899 00:32:25,477 --> 00:32:28,714 Actually, we didn't get a chance To see the gundersons. 900 00:32:28,747 --> 00:32:30,582 Why not? Were they out of town? 901 00:32:30,616 --> 00:32:33,319 Well, I -- You did go to zurich, Didn't you? 902 00:32:33,352 --> 00:32:35,687 Yes, but, you know, Zurich was so crazy for us 903 00:32:35,721 --> 00:32:38,724 That we just figured, "Ah, We'll catch them next time." 904 00:32:38,757 --> 00:32:40,192 You didn't call them? 905 00:32:40,226 --> 00:32:41,627 There really wasn't time. 906 00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:44,130 Well, what about The egerholms in denmark? 907 00:32:44,163 --> 00:32:46,065 Is their new house A monstrosity? 908 00:32:46,098 --> 00:32:48,434 Well, if you think zurich Was hectic, 909 00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:50,536 Then denmark was just, "Whoo!" 910 00:32:50,569 --> 00:32:51,670 You didn't call them? 911 00:32:51,703 --> 00:32:53,405 Um...No. 912 00:32:53,439 --> 00:32:55,207 The rezoscos in florence? No. 913 00:32:55,241 --> 00:32:56,475 The talbots in london? 914 00:32:56,508 --> 00:32:58,444 We were only in london For two days. 915 00:32:58,477 --> 00:33:01,313 Well, who did you look up When you went to europe? 916 00:33:01,347 --> 00:33:02,681 Jim morrison says hello. 917 00:33:02,714 --> 00:33:04,750 You didn't look up One of our friends? 918 00:33:04,783 --> 00:33:06,552 We must have given you 15 names. 919 00:33:06,585 --> 00:33:09,455 But we got so caught up In the backpacking aspect of it 920 00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:11,623 That it just kind of slipped Our minds. 921 00:33:11,657 --> 00:33:13,359 You know what that means, Emily -- 922 00:33:13,392 --> 00:33:15,527 We're going to have to stay With the gundersons 923 00:33:15,561 --> 00:33:17,263 When we go to zurich In the fall. 924 00:33:17,296 --> 00:33:18,797 Rory, would you like Another piece of chicken? 925 00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:20,099 Tiresome people. 926 00:33:20,132 --> 00:33:21,333 I've already had two, Grandma. 927 00:33:21,367 --> 00:33:23,035 Why are we friends With them again? 928 00:33:23,069 --> 00:33:25,437 Just take it and nibble At it if you want to. 929 00:33:25,471 --> 00:33:27,406 Gerta, you can put The soufflé in now. 930 00:33:27,439 --> 00:33:29,208 Soufflé? 931 00:33:29,241 --> 00:33:31,077 Yes, we're going to have A special dessert -- 932 00:33:31,110 --> 00:33:32,678 Something to celebrate Your homecoming. 933 00:33:32,711 --> 00:33:36,282 Why didn't she put it in the Oven when we sat down to dinner? 934 00:33:36,315 --> 00:33:38,350 You know, every time We go to paris, 935 00:33:38,384 --> 00:33:40,819 I marvel at their ability To turn a simple meal 936 00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:42,388 Into a 3- or 4-hour event. 937 00:33:42,421 --> 00:33:44,656 It makes every day Seem like a party. 938 00:33:44,690 --> 00:33:46,825 So tonight I thought we'd be european. 939 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:49,295 I thought maybe we'd have A cheese plate 940 00:33:49,328 --> 00:33:50,696 Before dessert and coffee. 941 00:33:50,729 --> 00:33:52,298 How does that sound, bon? 942 00:33:52,331 --> 00:33:55,267 Oh, yes -- very bon. 943 00:33:55,301 --> 00:33:57,603 It's nice to mix it up Once in a while. 944 00:33:57,636 --> 00:33:59,371 Oh, I have A wonderful idea. 945 00:33:59,405 --> 00:34:02,608 Rory, have you ever seen A ballroom-dancing competition? 946 00:34:02,641 --> 00:34:03,842 Uh, no. 947 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:05,477 You would love it. 948 00:34:05,511 --> 00:34:08,480 It is so exciting, And the costumes are beautiful. 949 00:34:08,514 --> 00:34:11,217 I've been taping them Since 1978. Can you imagine? 950 00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:12,384 No. 951 00:34:12,418 --> 00:34:14,220 All right, then, After dessert, 952 00:34:14,253 --> 00:34:17,256 You and I are going to hunker Down in that den we never use, 953 00:34:17,289 --> 00:34:19,158 And I am pulling out Those tapes. 954 00:34:19,191 --> 00:34:22,128 We'll start at the beginning And see how far we get. 955 00:34:22,161 --> 00:34:23,829 Perfect -- Here's the cheese. 956 00:34:23,862 --> 00:34:26,232 I'll take that, gerta. 957 00:34:26,265 --> 00:34:28,334 Richard, Do you want to start? 958 00:34:30,536 --> 00:34:33,339 Jeez. You think you go To a fancy school like yale, 959 00:34:33,372 --> 00:34:35,141 There'd be a mattress In the room. 960 00:34:35,174 --> 00:34:36,375 Go figure, huh? 961 00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:37,843 You packed all her stuff In hefty bags? 962 00:34:37,876 --> 00:34:39,845 Hey, she's lucky I even had These in the house. 963 00:34:39,878 --> 00:34:42,114 If you needed luggage, You should have asked me. 964 00:34:42,148 --> 00:34:43,282 You have luggage? 965 00:34:43,315 --> 00:34:44,816 Why wouldn't I have luggage? 966 00:34:44,850 --> 00:34:46,352 You never go anywhere. 967 00:34:46,385 --> 00:34:48,354 I just went on A 7-country cruise. 968 00:34:48,387 --> 00:34:51,457 That's right, the mystery cruise You don't want to talk about. 969 00:34:51,490 --> 00:34:54,393 I told you I brought luggage. What more info do you need? 970 00:34:54,426 --> 00:34:56,362 Why won't you tell me What happened? 971 00:34:56,395 --> 00:34:57,663 Because. 972 00:34:57,696 --> 00:34:59,631 Why? Luke, I swear, I'm dying to know. 973 00:34:59,665 --> 00:35:02,201 But every time I bring it up, You spaz out. 974 00:35:02,234 --> 00:35:04,470 Why won't you tell me? I would tell you. 975 00:35:04,503 --> 00:35:06,705 Yes, but I wouldn't want To know. 976 00:35:09,908 --> 00:35:12,478 Did something happen With you and nicole? 977 00:35:12,511 --> 00:35:14,246 Yes. 978 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,715 What? Did you propose? 979 00:35:16,748 --> 00:35:18,217 [ sighs ] 980 00:35:19,651 --> 00:35:20,652 Yes. 981 00:35:22,821 --> 00:35:24,623 Oh, my god. You proposed? 982 00:35:24,656 --> 00:35:26,892 [ sighs ] Yes, I proposed. 983 00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:30,796 T-this is...Big. 984 00:35:30,829 --> 00:35:32,198 This is huge. 985 00:35:32,231 --> 00:35:33,365 There's more. 986 00:35:33,399 --> 00:35:36,502 There's more? Okay, well, what? 987 00:35:36,535 --> 00:35:37,769 Did she say yes? 988 00:35:37,803 --> 00:35:39,338 Yes. 989 00:35:39,371 --> 00:35:41,773 She said yes. You proposed, and she said yes. 990 00:35:41,807 --> 00:35:43,509 There's more. 991 00:35:43,542 --> 00:35:46,245 There's more after you proposed And she said yes? 992 00:35:46,278 --> 00:35:47,379 We got married. 993 00:35:47,413 --> 00:35:49,248 You -- you got married? 994 00:35:49,281 --> 00:35:51,483 H-how could you Get married? 995 00:35:51,517 --> 00:35:53,352 We asked the captain, And he married us. 996 00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:54,953 And that's legal? Apparently. 997 00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:57,323 So you're married? You're legally married? 998 00:35:57,356 --> 00:35:58,424 [ sighs ] 999 00:35:58,457 --> 00:35:59,691 This is just -- 1000 00:35:59,725 --> 00:36:01,460 Actually, There's a little more. 1001 00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:02,828 And she's pregnant. 1002 00:36:02,861 --> 00:36:05,597 Oh, my god. You finally reproduced. 1003 00:36:05,631 --> 00:36:06,865 We're getting divorced. 1004 00:36:09,801 --> 00:36:11,603 I-I'm gonna sit down now. 1005 00:36:11,637 --> 00:36:13,505 It just all happened So fast. 1006 00:36:13,539 --> 00:36:14,840 Well, yeah. 1007 00:36:14,873 --> 00:36:16,908 We're on this boat In the middle of nowhere, 1008 00:36:16,942 --> 00:36:19,811 And everything's moving, And you feel weird all the time. 1009 00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:21,980 There's this endless supply Of food and drink. 1010 00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:23,582 Midnight buffets, By the way, 1011 00:36:23,615 --> 00:36:25,751 Are the reason The rest of the world hates us. 1012 00:36:25,784 --> 00:36:28,587 Everyone around us Was either in love, engaged, 1013 00:36:28,620 --> 00:36:31,423 Or celebrating their 100th wedding anniversary, 1014 00:36:31,457 --> 00:36:33,392 And we were having A good time. 1015 00:36:33,425 --> 00:36:34,926 There you go. There you go. 1016 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:36,662 The next morning We both woke up 1017 00:36:36,695 --> 00:36:38,464 And realized We'd lost our minds. 1018 00:36:38,497 --> 00:36:40,866 We tried to ignore it For a while -- went snorkeling. 1019 00:36:40,899 --> 00:36:43,735 By the time we hit land, We were separated, 1020 00:36:43,769 --> 00:36:45,904 And now We're getting divorced. 1021 00:36:45,937 --> 00:36:49,375 My jet lag and your love life Is making me dizzy. 1022 00:36:49,408 --> 00:36:50,442 Is there more? 1023 00:36:50,476 --> 00:36:52,878 Nope, that's it. 1024 00:36:52,911 --> 00:36:54,513 I'm sorry. 1025 00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:56,882 Ah, that's okay. 1026 00:36:56,915 --> 00:37:00,018 Well... Look on the bright side. 1027 00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:02,254 Now that You've been married, 1028 00:37:02,288 --> 00:37:04,723 It'll silence All those questions. 1029 00:37:04,756 --> 00:37:06,825 What questions? 1030 00:37:06,858 --> 00:37:10,596 You know, a single man of A certain age who lives alone? 1031 00:37:10,629 --> 00:37:11,830 You're kidding. 1032 00:37:11,863 --> 00:37:13,665 Hey, I always defended you. 1033 00:37:13,699 --> 00:37:16,368 I always said, "Hey, so what if he is?" 1034 00:37:16,402 --> 00:37:18,003 Thank you For your support. 1035 00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:22,408 [ sighs ] 1036 00:37:22,441 --> 00:37:23,409 Hello? 1037 00:37:23,442 --> 00:37:24,676 She's taken me hostage. 1038 00:37:24,710 --> 00:37:26,478 What? She's not letting me leave. 1039 00:37:26,512 --> 00:37:27,813 Dinner lasted an hour. 1040 00:37:27,846 --> 00:37:29,981 She didn't even put The soufflé in the oven 1041 00:37:30,015 --> 00:37:31,683 Until we'd already finished, 1042 00:37:31,717 --> 00:37:34,653 And now we're watching taped Ballroom-dancing competitions 1043 00:37:34,686 --> 00:37:36,054 That date back to the 1800s. 1044 00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:37,489 You haven't left yet? 1045 00:37:37,523 --> 00:37:39,658 Are you listening to me? I can't leave. 1046 00:37:39,691 --> 00:37:41,327 She won't let me leave ever. 1047 00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,362 This is iran in '79, And you are jimmy carter. 1048 00:37:43,395 --> 00:37:44,796 What do we do? 1049 00:37:44,830 --> 00:37:47,399 First we have to lose The jimmy carter comparison, 1050 00:37:47,433 --> 00:37:49,335 And second, I have to come get you. 1051 00:37:49,368 --> 00:37:51,337 This is about me And me not showing up. 1052 00:37:51,370 --> 00:37:53,805 Maybe if I put in an appearance, She'll let you go. 1053 00:37:53,839 --> 00:37:56,808 Okay, but come quickly, because She's got a lot of tapes, 1054 00:37:56,842 --> 00:37:58,410 And they rewind really slow. 1055 00:37:58,444 --> 00:37:59,878 I'm on my way. 1056 00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:02,047 Um... 1057 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,883 Hey, so, uh... I have to go get rory. 1058 00:38:04,916 --> 00:38:06,618 Everything okay? 1059 00:38:06,652 --> 00:38:09,721 Yeah. You know, my mother's A psycho, so business as usual. 1060 00:38:09,755 --> 00:38:10,756 Yeah. 1061 00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:12,758 Thanks for the help. Sure. 1062 00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:14,626 And I am sorry. 1063 00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:16,328 I'll be fine. 1064 00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:21,400 Strong wind. 1065 00:38:29,975 --> 00:38:32,611 Now, I think you're really Going to see quite a difference 1066 00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:33,845 From the early '80s. 1067 00:38:33,879 --> 00:38:35,581 They really start To mix it up in '88. 1068 00:38:35,614 --> 00:38:36,582 Mm-hmm. 1069 00:38:36,615 --> 00:38:37,849 Oh, see that move? 1070 00:38:37,883 --> 00:38:39,551 Five years ago, It was not allowed. 1071 00:38:39,585 --> 00:38:41,987 It would have gotten you Kicked right out. 1072 00:38:42,020 --> 00:38:43,121 That's harsh. 1073 00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:44,556 Oh, yes. 1074 00:38:44,590 --> 00:38:47,025 Ballroom dancing Can be very harsh. 1075 00:38:47,058 --> 00:38:50,462 Oh, look -- the couple In the purple feathers. 1076 00:38:50,496 --> 00:38:52,398 That's corky And shirley ballas. 1077 00:38:52,431 --> 00:38:54,966 I love them. They are so talented. 1078 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,068 Corky's actually writing A musical 1079 00:38:57,102 --> 00:38:59,705 Based on their life As ballroom champions, 1080 00:38:59,738 --> 00:39:01,139 And their son, corky jr., 1081 00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:02,874 Is going to play him As a young man. 1082 00:39:02,908 --> 00:39:05,010 Wow. Two corkys in one show. 1083 00:39:05,043 --> 00:39:06,912 You don't see that Every day. 1084 00:39:06,945 --> 00:39:09,014 Hey. Mom, hi! 1085 00:39:09,047 --> 00:39:11,082 There you guys are. What are you doing here? 1086 00:39:11,116 --> 00:39:13,719 Well, I just happened to be In the neighborhood, 1087 00:39:13,752 --> 00:39:16,455 And I thought, "What's doing At the gilmore house?" 1088 00:39:16,488 --> 00:39:19,458 We're watching national Ballroom-dancing competition. 1089 00:39:19,491 --> 00:39:20,959 You are? Well, that sounds fun. 1090 00:39:20,992 --> 00:39:22,761 Mind if I watch with you? 1091 00:39:22,794 --> 00:39:25,130 I don't think You'd enjoy it. Oh, no, I'm sure I would. 1092 00:39:25,163 --> 00:39:27,966 You've already missed The beginning. I bet you can catch me up. 1093 00:39:27,999 --> 00:39:31,670 Rory, would you go ask gerta If she would make me some tea? 1094 00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:34,940 Um, sure, grandma. 1095 00:39:36,107 --> 00:39:38,076 No, nothing for me, mom, Thanks. 1096 00:39:38,109 --> 00:39:40,812 Um, so, what's new? 1097 00:39:40,846 --> 00:39:43,582 Well, you obviously weren't Just in the neighborhood, 1098 00:39:43,615 --> 00:39:46,017 So why don't you tell me What you're doing here? 1099 00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:47,686 Uh, you know, I came to see you. 1100 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:48,987 You came to get rory. 1101 00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:51,089 [ sighs ] Mom, she's been here for hours. 1102 00:39:51,122 --> 00:39:53,024 Patty hearst had A shorter incarceration. 1103 00:39:53,058 --> 00:39:55,160 She's not being held hostage. I resent that. 1104 00:39:55,193 --> 00:39:56,795 She's spending time With me, 1105 00:39:56,828 --> 00:39:58,830 Something you obviously Don't want to do. 1106 00:39:58,864 --> 00:40:00,832 Mom, I'm sorry I missed dinner tonight. 1107 00:40:00,866 --> 00:40:03,602 Don't come to dinner. It makes no difference to me. 1108 00:40:03,635 --> 00:40:05,737 You are under no obligation To us any longer. 1109 00:40:05,771 --> 00:40:06,872 I know, but -- 1110 00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:08,474 You're very busy. I understand. 1111 00:40:08,507 --> 00:40:10,141 I wouldn't want to keep you Any longer. 1112 00:40:10,175 --> 00:40:13,011 Mom, please, Let me take rory with me. 1113 00:40:13,044 --> 00:40:15,647 No. Tonight Is my night with rory. 1114 00:40:15,681 --> 00:40:17,949 You're keeping her from me On purpose. 1115 00:40:17,983 --> 00:40:20,118 If rory wants to leave, She can ask to leave. 1116 00:40:20,151 --> 00:40:21,753 She's not a 4-year-old. 1117 00:40:21,787 --> 00:40:24,155 She's not gonna hurt your Feelings by asking to leave. 1118 00:40:24,189 --> 00:40:27,158 Why should she? She knows you'll Be along to do it for her. 1119 00:40:27,192 --> 00:40:29,628 Mom, why do you always make Everything so hard? 1120 00:40:29,661 --> 00:40:30,896 Don't you understand? 1121 00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:32,798 This is my last night With my daughter. 1122 00:40:32,831 --> 00:40:34,633 She goes off to college Tomorrow. 1123 00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:36,001 Which is why I was so surprised 1124 00:40:36,034 --> 00:40:37,769 You didn't want to spend The evening with her. 1125 00:40:37,803 --> 00:40:39,070 I do! Then you should have come. 1126 00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:40,806 I couldn't! You wouldn't! 1127 00:40:40,839 --> 00:40:42,674 Oh, I swear to god! 1128 00:40:42,708 --> 00:40:44,109 [ sighs ] 1129 00:40:49,515 --> 00:40:50,816 Where's dad? 1130 00:40:50,849 --> 00:40:53,184 Oh, he went to bed Hours ago. 1131 00:40:53,218 --> 00:40:55,086 [ chuckles ] 1132 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,022 He went to bed? 1133 00:40:57,055 --> 00:40:58,557 Well, It was getting late. 1134 00:40:58,590 --> 00:41:00,225 [ laughs ] 1135 00:41:00,258 --> 00:41:02,828 Why are you laughing? 1136 00:41:02,861 --> 00:41:04,195 [ laughs ] 1137 00:41:04,229 --> 00:41:06,197 Oh...You know, 1138 00:41:06,231 --> 00:41:09,000 You've got rory locked in here With the mambo kings, 1139 00:41:09,034 --> 00:41:13,238 And, um... And dad went to bed. 1140 00:41:13,271 --> 00:41:15,507 So what? Why is that funny? 1141 00:41:15,541 --> 00:41:19,911 Because...You know, She's here, and he's there, 1142 00:41:19,945 --> 00:41:22,514 [ laughing ] And, god, I'm so tired. 1143 00:41:22,548 --> 00:41:23,749 What's so funny? 1144 00:41:23,782 --> 00:41:24,983 She's having a fit. 1145 00:41:25,016 --> 00:41:25,984 Mom? 1146 00:41:26,017 --> 00:41:27,753 Oh, my god. 1147 00:41:27,786 --> 00:41:29,888 [ laughs ] 1148 00:41:29,921 --> 00:41:31,156 What? 1149 00:41:31,189 --> 00:41:33,158 I just got The jimmy carter reference. 1150 00:41:33,191 --> 00:41:35,994 [ laughs ] 1151 00:41:36,027 --> 00:41:38,029 As soon As you're both done... 1152 00:41:38,063 --> 00:41:39,598 [ laughing continues ] 1153 00:41:42,801 --> 00:41:46,972 Rory: oh, watch this. This part's really good. 1154 00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:50,108 Lorelai: ouch. That has got to hurt. 1155 00:41:50,141 --> 00:41:51,209 Cool, huh? 1156 00:41:51,242 --> 00:41:52,678 Extremely. 1157 00:41:52,711 --> 00:41:54,713 Plus the whole Matching-haircut thing 1158 00:41:54,746 --> 00:41:57,649 Adds a level of commitment That the other acts just lack. 1159 00:41:57,683 --> 00:42:00,085 Oh, hey, careful Where you put the hand, mister. 1160 00:42:00,118 --> 00:42:02,087 You know they rehearse Every night, 1161 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,589 Plus they have classes, 1162 00:42:03,622 --> 00:42:05,824 Plus they go to the gym Four times a week? 1163 00:42:05,857 --> 00:42:08,259 Oh, my god. She's balancing on his hand. 1164 00:42:08,293 --> 00:42:10,629 He is like superman... Or wonder woman. 1165 00:42:10,662 --> 00:42:12,698 Either way, He's very strong. 1166 00:42:14,165 --> 00:42:15,867 So, tomorrow... 1167 00:42:18,937 --> 00:42:20,839 Yeah, tomorrow. 1168 00:42:20,872 --> 00:42:22,708 It's a big day. 1169 00:42:22,741 --> 00:42:24,676 [ sighs ] 1170 00:42:24,710 --> 00:42:26,878 It's a really big day. 1171 00:42:28,747 --> 00:42:31,983 I just hope it's everything I've been imagining it to be. 1172 00:42:34,986 --> 00:42:36,955 Yeah. 1173 00:42:36,988 --> 00:42:39,257 I just hope You actually get there. 1174 00:42:42,861 --> 00:42:44,329 [ chuckles ] 1175 00:42:47,833 --> 00:42:50,769 Now, if sofia could just die During a fox-trot, 1176 00:42:50,802 --> 00:42:52,638 That would be perfect. 1177 00:42:52,671 --> 00:42:54,172 Biscotti? 1178 00:42:54,205 --> 00:42:56,341 Yes, please. 1179 00:42:56,374 --> 00:42:58,043 They're all broken. 1180 00:42:58,076 --> 00:43:01,179 I know. 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