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What got you up so early?
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A very unhappy client,
who's coming in this morning
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for the express purpose
of blowing his top.
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Oh?
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I have a feeling, unless I
come up with a brainstorm,
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McMann & Tate is
about to part company
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with Mount Rocky
Mutual Insurance.
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And the feeling
won't be mutual, right?
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Sam, it's too early for that.
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What would you
like for breakfast?
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If you've got any brain
food, I could sure use it.
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Oh. While you're here,
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what do you think of this
layout for Mount Rocky?
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"Insure with Mount Rocky
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and guarantee a
future that isn't."
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Guarantee a future
that isn't rocky.
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I'll see what I have in
the way of brain food.
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I'll pass up my three
guesses. What is this all about?
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If it was anyone but you,
Durwood, it would be obvious.
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I was playing sand
polo in the Sahara.
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How do you play polo
from a camel's back
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with such a short mallet?
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Tall ball. Ha-ha-ha.
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Samantha, will you kindly
get this beast out of here?
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And the camel too.
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I don't say you have
no sense of humor,
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but the one you have is
sadly in need of replacement.
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Endora, first of
all, I never laugh
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when I see something tragic.
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And secondly, while
a living room may be
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a funny place for a camel,
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it's not so funny when
it's our living room.
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And thirdly, if...
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Sweetheart, why not
just leave it at "secondly"?
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Okay.
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And I hope you
won't misunderstand
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if I skip breakfast.
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It's just that, when
your mother arrived,
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my appetite left.
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Face it, Samantha.
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That man simply has
no sense of humor.
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Just because he
doesn't find you amusing?
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Does a turkey laugh at an ax?
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Half of that
comparison is revolting.
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What is revolting is
your treatment of Darrin.
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It is unforgivable,
detestable and inhuman.
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Thank you, my darling.
You've made my day.
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What's the use? Oh!
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Betty, be sure and notify me
just as soon as Mount Rocky...
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I mean, Mr. Jameson.
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Arrives.
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We simply must do something
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about your abysmal
sense of humor.
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It isn't fair for my daughter
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to be saddled with
such a glum-dum.
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To avoid the shock Of sudden wit
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We'll start from
scratch, Bit by bit
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A chime will cause
Your brain to whirl
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Your jokes will
cause Their hair to curl
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Ah, Mr. Jameson just
arrived. He's in with Mr. Tate.
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Oh, and your
wife said to tell you
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she'd be out
shopping for a while.
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My wife? When did she...?
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Speaking of wives, you
know why they call them
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the better half, don't you?
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When they ask you for shopping
money, you'd better have it.
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That's what a wife is:
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someone to spend
with the rest of your life.
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But a wife is a great comfort.
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When you've got all
the kind of troubles
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you never had as a
bachelor. Ha-ha-ha.
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If you're wondering
who to blame this on, uh,
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w-w-we were watching a
comic on television last night.
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And, uh, my
mother-in-law insisted...
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My mother-in-law has
one terrible habit: breathing.
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Mr. Stephens, what's
gotten into you?
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My mother-in-law.
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Yes? Yes, he is.
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It's Mr. Tate. He sounds mad.
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Tell him... Tell
him I'm not here.
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I just told him you were.
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Oh.
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Uh, hi, Larry. What's up?
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What's up? You are.
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Look, uh, Larry, I'm
not feeling too well.
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I was wondering if
it wouldn't be wiser
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for you to carry on alone.
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Let me put it this way: no.
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I'll give you 30
seconds to get in here.
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Personally, I think
you're making a mistake
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keeping Stephens on my
account. He's too flighty.
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Insurance is a serious business.
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You think Stephens
isn't serious?
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I don't have a man in the place
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who takes his job
more seriously.
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Ah. Sorry I'm late.
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Well, how are you, Mr. Jameson?
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Well, aside from my bursitis,
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which is killing
me, not so good.
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Can I get you anything?
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Uh, a drink of water
to wash these down.
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Drink. Speaking of drinking,
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I know a guy who
can really drink.
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He comes back
from lunch so loaded,
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they make him use
the freight elevator.
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If there's a nip in the air,
he even tries to drink that.
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Mm. Ah. Just a few jokes
to lighten the occasion.
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Boy, have you got
the wrong occasion.
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Water, Tate, quick.
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Darrin, when was the last time
your doctor gave you a checkup?
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I... Not too long ago.
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What about your psychiatrist?
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Psychiatrist?
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Anyone who goes
to a psychiatrist
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ought to have his head examined.
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You were right, Darrin.
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You're sick.
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Take the rest of the day off.
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Two friends meet at a
psychiatrist's. One asks,
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"Are you coming or
going?" The other one says...
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And the other one says,
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"If I knew that, I
wouldn't be here."
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That was either an
earthquake or Darrin.
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Sam! Or both.
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Hi, sweetheart. What's wrong?
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Your mother.
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Oh, dear. Did she
do something mean?
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Mean?
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Your mother is so mean,
she has a testimonial award
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from Attila the Hun.
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If you were drowning, she'd
throw you the whole rope.
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Are you beginning
to get the picture?
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Mother! This is,
without a doubt,
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one of the meanest things
you've ever done to him.
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Hello? Oh, hi, Larry.
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Oh? He left the office?
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He hasn't come home yet, huh?
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W-Well, we had a little
misunderstanding earlier.
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I'm sure he'll
tell you about it.
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I'm sure he will.
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Tell Darrin I've been saving
his neck with Jameson.
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I ad-libbed his ideas,
and by some miracle,
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the client is still interested.
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But I need Darrin's layouts,
and he took them with him.
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Tell him he's to bring
them right back to the office.
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Right back. Got it. Bye-bye.
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Sam, what am I gonna do?
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I can't go back to
the office with this...
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This affliction.
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I'll tell you one thing.
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Your mother is
going to pay for this.
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I was only trying to give
him a sense of humor
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and make things a little
more pleasant around here.
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And that is the truth.
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Just take the spell off him.
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Oh, all right.
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There. Thank you, Mother.
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Endora, someday
you're going to go too far,
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and it won't be
soon enough for me.
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Darrin.
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Oh, Sam, call Larry and
tell him I'm just leaving.
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And, Endora, if you
don't stay out of my life,
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I'm going to call
in an exterminator.
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Life isn't just one big joke.
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Perhaps not. But he is.
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Ooh!
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Ugh!
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Ooh, you're driving
me out of my tree.
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Your view of life
I find quite sick
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This spell will change
What makes you tick
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At serious things
You'll laugh and giggle
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The graver the note
The more it will tickle
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Uh, hi, Mr. Stephens.
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Oh, hello, Mrs.
Kravitz. How are things?
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Oh, just heard from my
sister, the one in St. Louis,
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she's gonna have an operation.
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An operation?
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What's so funny?
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It's just...
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Just, ahem,
something I thought of.
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What's the matter with you?
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Believe me, I'm
not laughing at you.
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I'm laughing at
myself. Ha-ha-ha.
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Uh. Excuse me, there's
something I forgot in the house.
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Larry, I-I told you, he
left a few minutes ago.
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He should be there soon.
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Unless he gets held up. Goodbye.
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Sweetheart, what's wrong?
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She did it to me again.
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Mother? What'd she do now?
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She's fixed it so that when I
hear something sad, I laugh.
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Oh, that's awful.
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Oh, you poor thing.
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Oh. Oh, Darrin...
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Sam, please, stop. Don't
say anything serious.
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Just call Larry
back and stall him.
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Now, I'm going in the
den, and close the door
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so I won't be able
to hear anything.
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And if I'm lucky, I won't
be able to think either.
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N... Sam, if you love
me, don't talk to me.
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Yes? Put her on.
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It's Stephens' wife.
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What's happening, Sam?
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Came back home? Why?
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Well, uh, Larry,
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he was feeling a little bit
under the weather and...
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What?!
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Larry, you're screaming.
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If you were in my
position, so would you.
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Let me ask you something,
Sam, how sick is he?
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Well, he really
isn't well at all.
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That makes two of us.
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Well, okay, Sam, goodbye.
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Stephens is very sick.
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That makes three of us.
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I think I'll go
back to the hotel,
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pick up Mrs. Jameson and
take an earlier plane out.
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You can't do that.
I beg your pardon?
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I-I mean, you made
the trip out from Denver.
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It would be such a waste
if you didn't at least...
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Why don't I drive you and
Mrs. Jameson to the airport?
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Stephens' house is on the way.
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We can stop, I'll
show you his layouts.
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I thought you said he was sick.
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Yes. But I don't think
he's unconscious.
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Mother?
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Mother, I'm sure you're here,
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because I know how
much you love your work.
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Haven't you had enough fun?
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"No. And give my
regards to laughing boy."
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Oh, Mother, you're
absolutely heartless.
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"Flatterer."
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- Oh.
- Sam?
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Don't say a word. Just,
uh, shake your head.
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Do you have anything to report?
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Did you contact your mother?
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Is she gonna do
anything about this?
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I could have
answered that myself.
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It's Mrs. Kravitz.
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I'd better clear out.
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With her bad news,
she'd keep me in stitches.
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Hi, Mrs. Kravitz. Hi.
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Where's your cup? Cup?
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Don't you wanna
borrow some sugar?
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Oh, no. I just stopped by
to ask, how's Mr. Stephens?
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I saw him before,
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and he acted very, very strange.
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He just kept
laughing and laughing.
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Well, you know,
they say that laughter
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is a sign of health.
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Only if there's
something to laugh at.
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If you need the name
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of a good psychiatrist,
I have one.
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00:16:06,202 --> 00:16:07,850
I'm sure you do.
255
00:16:07,874 --> 00:16:11,547
Well, I'd better
be running along.
256
00:16:14,622 --> 00:16:16,871
Sam, I've been thinking.
257
00:16:16,895 --> 00:16:19,177
With all these new
countries emerging in Africa,
258
00:16:19,201 --> 00:16:21,850
maybe it'd be a good place
to start an advertising agency.
259
00:16:21,874 --> 00:16:24,055
The weather's mild, and...
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00:16:24,079 --> 00:16:27,296
Oh, Mrs. Stephens.
I... I forgot something.
261
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,766
Yes, Mrs. Kravitz?
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00:16:28,790 --> 00:16:30,437
I just remembered.
263
00:16:30,461 --> 00:16:33,331
I could use that
cup of sugar after all.
264
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One cup of sugar, coming up.
265
00:16:36,208 --> 00:16:38,156
Incidentally, did you hear about
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00:16:38,180 --> 00:16:40,662
the accident over
on Elm last night?
267
00:16:40,686 --> 00:16:43,122
It was a four-car crack-up.
268
00:16:44,896 --> 00:16:45,996
No.
269
00:16:54,719 --> 00:16:55,831
What's that?
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00:16:55,855 --> 00:16:56,833
What's what?
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00:16:56,857 --> 00:16:59,540
That.
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00:16:59,564 --> 00:17:01,511
I don't know.
273
00:17:01,535 --> 00:17:03,015
Mice, maybe.
274
00:17:03,039 --> 00:17:04,819
Mice?
275
00:17:04,843 --> 00:17:08,896
And, Mrs. Kravitz, if you
wanna be a good neighbor,
276
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:11,101
you won't tell a soul.
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00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:14,008
Oh, you know me.
278
00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:15,846
Uh. W-What about your sugar?
279
00:17:15,870 --> 00:17:17,083
What about it?
280
00:17:17,107 --> 00:17:19,922
Oh, that.
281
00:17:19,946 --> 00:17:24,188
Oh, well, if you don't
mind, I'll be back later.
282
00:17:25,559 --> 00:17:26,561
- Oh, hi.
- Hello.
283
00:17:27,899 --> 00:17:28,965
Oh, Mrs. Fremont!
284
00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:32,652
Oh, hi, Sam.
285
00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:35,025
Hi, Larry. What
are you doing here?
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00:17:35,049 --> 00:17:37,097
I'm driving the
Jamesons to the airport,
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00:17:37,121 --> 00:17:39,602
and I wanted to stop by
and get Darrin's layout.
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Mr. and Mrs. Jameson,
Mrs. Stephens.
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00:17:41,230 --> 00:17:42,877
How do you do?
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00:17:42,901 --> 00:17:44,647
Unh! Ow!
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00:17:44,671 --> 00:17:46,275
What was that?
292
00:17:47,479 --> 00:17:49,292
Darrin! What happened?
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00:17:49,316 --> 00:17:52,054
Ah. I was just resting.
294
00:17:54,295 --> 00:17:55,975
Well, how are you, Mr. Jameson?
295
00:17:55,999 --> 00:17:57,913
I'm sorry we've been
having so much trouble
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00:17:57,937 --> 00:17:59,717
getting together.
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00:17:59,741 --> 00:18:02,290
Uh, Darrin, this
is Mrs. Jameson.
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00:18:02,314 --> 00:18:05,531
Darrin Stephens, one
of my young geniuses.
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00:18:05,556 --> 00:18:07,970
Erratic, but talented.
300
00:18:07,994 --> 00:18:09,174
How do you do, Mrs. Jameson?
301
00:18:09,198 --> 00:18:13,183
Well, have you been
enjoying your stay in town?
302
00:18:13,207 --> 00:18:17,326
Not especially. I have
a miserable migraine.
303
00:18:17,350 --> 00:18:19,220
Oh, that's a shame.
304
00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:29,645
Well, I'm glad you think
my migraine's funny.
305
00:18:32,587 --> 00:18:35,202
I don't know what he's got,
but I hope it isn't contagious.
306
00:18:35,226 --> 00:18:37,163
Now, don't get too
close, Martha, he's sick.
307
00:18:42,010 --> 00:18:44,491
Oh, my. Ha-ha.
308
00:18:44,515 --> 00:18:46,530
Did you two eat
anything for lunch,
309
00:18:46,554 --> 00:18:49,036
or did you just drink it?
310
00:18:49,060 --> 00:18:50,172
I'm sorry, Larry,
311
00:18:50,196 --> 00:18:52,177
but that neighbor
lady that just left,
312
00:18:52,201 --> 00:18:54,582
well, she is such
a terrible gossip.
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00:18:54,606 --> 00:18:56,620
And I said to Darrin:
314
00:18:56,644 --> 00:19:00,953
"She certainly has a
keen sense of rumor."
315
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:09,519
Yeah, yeah. She's on
spiking terms with everybody.
316
00:19:09,543 --> 00:19:11,278
That is funny.
317
00:19:14,923 --> 00:19:17,170
Well, I guess it is contagious.
318
00:19:17,194 --> 00:19:18,840
Tate, what are we waiting for?
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00:19:18,864 --> 00:19:20,878
Darrin?
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00:19:20,902 --> 00:19:23,017
The layouts. Uh, right.
321
00:19:23,041 --> 00:19:24,554
Please, come in and sit down.
322
00:19:24,578 --> 00:19:26,157
Well, just for a minute.
323
00:19:26,181 --> 00:19:29,433
Tate, we're thinking of
starting a whole new line
324
00:19:29,457 --> 00:19:31,238
of coverage this year.
325
00:19:31,262 --> 00:19:33,142
Pollution insurance.
326
00:19:33,166 --> 00:19:35,113
Yes, that's very interesting.
327
00:19:35,137 --> 00:19:39,157
Insure people against
damage from smog,
328
00:19:39,181 --> 00:19:41,317
water pollution, oil spillage...
329
00:19:45,796 --> 00:19:48,845
Don't tell me you think
pollution is funny too?
330
00:19:48,869 --> 00:19:53,724
No. No, on the contrary,
I think it's deadly serious.
331
00:19:53,748 --> 00:19:55,228
Are you putting us on?
332
00:19:55,252 --> 00:19:59,338
Oh, Larry. Larry,
you guessed it.
333
00:19:59,362 --> 00:20:04,116
Darrin was actually trying
to drive home a point, right?
334
00:20:04,140 --> 00:20:07,290
Right. I guess I
made a wrong turn.
335
00:20:07,314 --> 00:20:09,351
Oh. Ha.
336
00:20:14,365 --> 00:20:17,548
Well, the point I've been
trying to get across is...
337
00:20:17,572 --> 00:20:21,123
Well, see these layouts?
338
00:20:21,147 --> 00:20:22,961
Hm?
339
00:20:22,985 --> 00:20:25,568
Darrin, what are you doing?
340
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:29,065
I'm throwing out the old
and bringing in the new.
341
00:20:30,737 --> 00:20:32,084
Mr. Jameson,
342
00:20:32,108 --> 00:20:37,028
I-I feel that Mount Rocky's
approach to the public
343
00:20:37,052 --> 00:20:39,456
is a little too serious.
344
00:20:44,403 --> 00:20:45,950
Insurance is a business
345
00:20:45,974 --> 00:20:49,213
that deals in
catastrophe and disaster.
346
00:20:57,434 --> 00:21:00,452
You may ask, why am I laughing?
347
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:01,955
I'll bite.
348
00:21:01,979 --> 00:21:03,358
Darrin's idea
349
00:21:03,382 --> 00:21:07,936
is to use laughter
as a form of release.
350
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:11,478
Now, we all know that
laughter is a sign of health.
351
00:21:11,502 --> 00:21:14,485
Mr. Jameson, I don't want
you to miss your plane.
352
00:21:14,509 --> 00:21:16,590
Just a minute,
let's hear him out.
353
00:21:16,614 --> 00:21:19,430
Yes, Darrin, let's hear you out.
354
00:21:19,454 --> 00:21:21,635
What have you got in
mind specifically, Stephens?
355
00:21:21,659 --> 00:21:24,308
Well, uh, specifically...
356
00:21:24,332 --> 00:21:27,348
I'm not prepared
to... Oh, Darrin. Hm?
357
00:21:27,372 --> 00:21:29,386
Don't be so modest.
358
00:21:29,410 --> 00:21:32,361
I think he had a
terrific idea for a slogan.
359
00:21:32,385 --> 00:21:33,731
What's that, Darrin?
360
00:21:33,755 --> 00:21:35,323
What's that, Sam?
361
00:21:38,333 --> 00:21:42,307
"Put a little laughter
in your disaster."
362
00:21:44,281 --> 00:21:47,564
That is very funny.
363
00:21:47,589 --> 00:21:49,001
Is that sensational?
364
00:21:49,025 --> 00:21:50,939
Do you think so?
365
00:21:50,963 --> 00:21:52,677
What do you think?
366
00:21:52,701 --> 00:21:54,949
Keep going, Stephens.
367
00:21:54,973 --> 00:21:56,875
Keep going, Stephens.
368
00:21:58,714 --> 00:22:02,499
Well, here's another one
I've been kicking around. Uh...
369
00:22:02,523 --> 00:22:05,073
"Keep your
mother-in-law at home,
370
00:22:05,097 --> 00:22:07,367
where most accidents happen."
371
00:22:09,307 --> 00:22:11,576
That's funny.
372
00:22:21,503 --> 00:22:24,920
Oh, Harold. Stop being
such a wet blanket.
373
00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:26,491
If you'd learn
to laugh a little,
374
00:22:26,515 --> 00:22:28,262
it might help your bursitis.
375
00:22:28,286 --> 00:22:31,436
And even if it didn't help,
it certainly wouldn't hurt.
376
00:22:31,460 --> 00:22:34,142
And besides, I'm
sick of hearing you
377
00:22:34,166 --> 00:22:35,980
complain about your bursitis.
378
00:22:36,004 --> 00:22:37,985
What about you
and your migraine?
379
00:22:38,009 --> 00:22:40,780
Where do you think
I get my migraine?
380
00:22:43,723 --> 00:22:46,060
Oh, that's cute.
381
00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:50,281
Oh, that reminds me
of an uncle of mine
382
00:22:50,305 --> 00:22:51,717
who's always complaining.
383
00:22:51,741 --> 00:22:54,558
When he gets up, the
first thing he says is,
384
00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:56,229
"Good moaning."
385
00:22:56,253 --> 00:22:59,258
Mrs. Stephens, that's
very funny. Ha-ha.
386
00:23:07,245 --> 00:23:09,193
Her uncle has such a long face,
387
00:23:09,217 --> 00:23:12,769
his barber charges
him double for a shave.
388
00:23:12,793 --> 00:23:15,196
Oh, that's so funny.
389
00:23:18,004 --> 00:23:19,818
I worked for a
grouch like that once.
390
00:23:19,842 --> 00:23:22,224
Before he'd fire you,
he'd give you a raise
391
00:23:22,248 --> 00:23:25,231
so you'd be losing a
better job. Ha-ha-ha!
392
00:23:25,255 --> 00:23:27,192
Oh, Larry...
393
00:23:32,272 --> 00:23:35,456
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
394
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,427
My bursitis is gone.
395
00:23:37,451 --> 00:23:41,704
Oh, that's wonderful,
Mr. Jameson.
396
00:23:41,728 --> 00:23:44,233
Laugh and the
world laughs with you.
397
00:23:58,569 --> 00:24:00,081
Mrs. Stephens? Yeah.
398
00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:02,354
Oh, thank you. And this.
399
00:24:02,378 --> 00:24:03,757
Thank you. You're welcome.
400
00:24:03,781 --> 00:24:05,183
Bye-bye.
401
00:24:08,593 --> 00:24:10,373
Who's that from?
402
00:24:10,397 --> 00:24:12,099
Wait a second. Let me look.
403
00:24:13,738 --> 00:24:15,986
"Thank you for a most
rewarding afternoon.
404
00:24:16,010 --> 00:24:17,524
Mr. and Mrs. Jameson."
405
00:24:17,548 --> 00:24:20,431
Hm. Seems to be for me.
406
00:24:20,455 --> 00:24:21,633
"So you'll never forget
407
00:24:21,657 --> 00:24:23,928
the health-giving
quality of laughter."
408
00:24:27,839 --> 00:24:29,875
"Put me down for a laugh."
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