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- That one's gotta go on the board.

- No.

- What do you mean no.

Eight pumps.

One cigarette, eight pumps?

- Oy Mick, how many
dead nurses does it take

to change to a lightbulb?

- Six.

- I swear he's a serial killer.

Who taught you to shave your armpits?

- Your mother.

- What you carrying in there sweetheart?

Your bowling ball?

Chip?

Go on, it'll cheer you up.

- Leave her alone Mal.

- Could you hold this for me for a minute?

- Yeah no, of course.

- I don't normally say this but,

I think you're absolutely stunning.

I was wondering maybe you and me could

go out for a drink or something yeah.

She didn't look mental did she?

No, I don't mean mental,
she just looked all right,

like normal didn't she?

- Yeah, till you asked her out.

- You asked her out?

- What, oh piss off.

- Sorry bad joke, I'm going to bed.

- God look at that, ruined.

- What?

- You asked her out?

- Yeah she was really fit.

- You decent?

- Just a sec.

Yeah go on then.

- Gonna have to start
charging you rent boyo.

So, how was he today, any
Churchill Estate stuff?

- I think he's a bit
better since the ceremony

last week don't you?

- Yeah, have a bit of Rescue Remedy.

Stick your tongue out.

- What's that supposed to do then?

- Make you feel calm,
it's good for a shock.

- Oh, can it give you a hard on?

- I doubt it.

- Oh, that's a bit weird then.

- Ah you're such a dirty old man.

You're a child.

- Not built like that I'm not.

- Kev darlin'.

It's okay.

Here give us a hand.

- I need a smoke.
- No you don't.

- No, no I don't.

What do you want me to say?
Sorry I can't service you but...

- Not a Ford Escort Kev.

- Don't do that, don't laugh.

I'm just trying to get
things back to normal.

- It's not gonna be normal though is it?

Not in the way you mean.

I'm not dead from the neck down,

and actually you're not either.

- Do we really have to do this now?

- Yeah we do, you're always covered up.

You don't have to do this, not with me.

You don't touch me, you
don't even look at me Kev,

is that normal?
- Don't, don't,

I look at you.

- I'm just sick of bloody mourning.

I'm not saying we can't be sad,

but at some point we've
gotta pick ourselves up.

Life's different, it
doesn't have to mean over.

- Maybe not for you.

- Yes for me actually.

You think this last year's been fun.

I just thought that after the ceremony

things would start to change.

- They did change, I might
lose my job that's a change.

- I meant for us.

- Well for us, for us
darling, this is kind of it.

- That's a great attitude.

- See yah later.

- Coming through.

- Hey, watch your feet on the seat.

- Right we need to discuss your pajamas.

They're a cry for help.

- What these old things?

- Yeah.

- They're made with real flannelette.

- Oh God.

- Machine washable.

- Don't start.

- Even at very high temperatures.

- No seriously though, you okay?

- I'm fine, get out.

- Oy, had your eyeful ASBO!

I'll see yah later.

- Is he, is he doing yoga?

- Yeah.

- Your birds all right aint she?

- What?

- The blonde in the Punto.

You've done well there,
what's she see in you?

- ASBO Trish is my girlfriend.

- Did you leave the lock
of the nutty cupboard,

'cause someone's had my
Penguins out of there?

- Yeah well it weren't me.

What's your fucking problem?

Don't start accusing me of nothing,

not unless you can prove it.

- All right, all right
ASBO, keep your knickers on.

- Listen about last night, don't erm,

you mustn't feel guilty.

- No, no, no I don't.

I mean I didn't push her did I.

All right that's us,

Little Al, Rob, Billy let's go.

- Ah suckers.

Mobilize, mobilize, mobilize.

- It's Harry Potter
this, Harry Potter that.

She asked for an owl for
her birthday, I said okay,

but who'll be cleaning up it's pellets.

- They wear you down
in the end don't they.

I've got four girls and they
play me like a bloody piano.

In fact even the baby, in
fact the baby is the worst.

Are you gonna have kids Mince?

- Nah, gonna do a loft conversion instead.

- Are you all right Soph?

Not long now.

- Hello Sophie, my name's Mal.

Is it all right if I take you down?

Yeah, you sure, come on then.

Pop your arms round my neck, there we go.

- My magic isn't working today.

- Really, yeah I know what you mean,

I have those days an all love.

Here we go, nice and easy, there we go.

Almost there, there we go.

- Mommy.

- Ah cheers.

- Come on darling.

All it was she got upset
'cause the sorting hat

said she was a Slytherin.

- Shall I tell you something,

said the same thing to me an all,

but I'm all right aren't I?

- Big Al's on the radio,
wants us down Loxter Road

as soon as possible.

- All right let's go guys.

Thanks for the tea.

- Right then Sophie, let's
get that cone off then.

- Pig, get them evacuated.

- Okay gentlemen it's last
orders at the bicep bar.

We need to get clear the
premises quickly please.

- Come on let's go, let's go.

- No, that's Maureen, it's Jimmy's dog,

it's his gym, he must still be upstairs.

It's all right mate she's well trained.

- There's someone up in the office.

- Do you need a partner going in gaffer?

- No you're all right mate.

ASBO, you're with me, person reported,

grab the hooligan tool, get
a medical kit and a line.

- Sir, sir, can you get out please.

- Billy shout the BA
Board, we're going in.

- What's up with you Smiler?

- Nothing.

- Ah come on, not this again.

- He doesn't like me.

- He does, guv likes everyone.

What do you want him to do,
give you a kiss on the lips

every time you put your
boots on the right feet?

- Shut up.
- Come here.

- Get off.
- Come on.

- Jimmy!

Jimmy!

We've got smoke issuing
on the first floor,

repeat smoke issuing.

Jimmy!

Jimmy, it's the fire service!

- Jimmy, Jimmy!

- Jimmy, are you in here?

- In here.

Anybody there?

- Oh my God.

- When you've got a minute son.

- Hold on, we're gonna
get you out of there.

ASBO get a rope down here.

Okay, I just need to
check something Jimmy,

there's a lot of bottles in
here containing a liquid,

is it a flammable substance?

- Probably, the amount I drink?

- What?

- It's piss.

Piss, my piss.

And don't you go moving any of it about

'cause I know how many bottles are there.

- What the...

- I don't want it falling
into the wrong hands.

- Yeah, right okay.

We'll get you out of there
Jimmy, just erm, just don't move.

- Don't move, don't move, what are you

a fucking comedian, have a look at this.

- Kev, how we doing?

- Yeah Mick it looks like we've got

an elderly man impaled at the back,

he may well have jumped.

We're going down to him now.

- Got it, door on the left.

- Okay Kev we're on our way in.

- All right open up Billy.

- Okay we've got him, we're
gonna need an ambulance,

best thing to get it to the
backside of Loxley Road over.

Okay Jimmy, Jimmy can you hear me?

- Yes I was just resting my eyes.

Is Maureen all right?

- Yeah she's fine, the
police have got her.

My name's Kev, this is Dennis,

we're gonna get your free

but it's gonna hurt I'm afraid.

- Do what you've gotta do
son. Just make it quick.

- Clear.
- Door opening.

- Billy you all right.

- I'm all right, I'm all
right, I'm all right.

- everyone okay.

- Explosion Loxley road.

- How's Kev?

How's Kev?

- Kev are you all right?

Kev can you hear me?

- Yeah we're fine, but I don't know

how we're gonna get out of here.

- Okay get as far away as you can.

- Okay we're gonna need
to get some shelter.

- I'd die for that dog.

She smelt the smoke,
she's away like a shot.

Women are fickle.

- You're doing great, you're doing great.

We're gonna head up over there.

- Rob, Billy you're with me.

- Oh God.

- Got him.

Jimmy, you all right?

Got him?
- Yep, got it.

- You all right?

Okay, come on.

One, two, three.

- Okay, it looks like gas.

- Kev, get clear, we
found a load of gas bottles.

- See if you can't find a way through.

- All right.

- Have you got any morphine or,

or something in that bag son?

- Sorry mate, not allowed
to carry that stuff,

but we'll get you to the
ambulance soon enough all right.

- Oh Jesus Christ.

- Okay.

You tell anyone I gave you
this I'm in trouble, all right.

- Why, what is it, rohypnol?

- Yeah 'cause you're just my type.

Cheeky, it's tramadol, take it or not.

- Oh God in heaven.

- Cars 10 foot deep,
only way's over the top,

don't look stable though.

- Jimmy do you think you can walk?

- Well if I couldn't when I
threw myself out the window,

it would be a bleeding
miracle if I could now

wouldn't it hey?

- Okay we're off.

- I tell you what, that stuff's

beginning to take effect now.

- So tell us Jimmy, what
makes your piss so special?

- You think it's funny?

I drink a pint of my piss every day.

I can still push up 90 kilos.

They ought to put my piss in face cream.

My piss ought to be given
out on the National Health.

- One, two, three.

- Jimmy?

Jimmy, shit?

ASBO you all right.

I'd better get down here, Jimmy's out.

Jimmy!

Come on, he's still breathing, come on.

Get his head up, there you go.

- I feel like the king of Egypt.

- He's back.

Get him in there.

- I can hear someone screaming.

- Yeah it's one of your neighbors Jimmy,

Mrs Fox, know her?

- I got bitten by a fox once.

- Get lost.

- Epping forest, my dad
used to take me up there.

He'd be chasing birds, I'd
be searching for firewood.

You been up Epping Forest lately?

You can't find a chaffinch
for love nor money.

You can get a good salt beef bagel though.

You know what mate, I'm beginning
to fancy a Jimmy Riddle.

- Don't mind us, if you need to go.

- I am 77 years of age, I've
never pissed myself in my life.

I don't intend to start now, thank you.

- Okay let's get him up.

Up you get Jimmy, there you go.

Okay.

Stick him here, hold up Jimmy.

Sorry mate, I'm gonna have to lift you.

- I'll get that out of the way.

- I'm sorry son, I can't hold it anymore.

- You're all right
mate, if you've gotta go

you've gotta go.

Trauma to his right leg,
maybe breakages elsewhere,

he fell a good way.

- Okay let's get him on there.

- Okay.

- Take your time please.

It's all right, we've got
yah fella, we've got yah.

- Mate, found this in this pocket.

- All right, thank you for this.

- All right Jimmy, you're gonna be okay,

you're in good hands.

- He's a prince this boy,

he give me his last Rolo didn't you son?

- You've got a fan there.

- He's in shock, people say all sorts.

You'll see.

- No, we gave up Trish would kill me.

Go on, fuck it yeah.

Cheers.

- Jesus.

- Always remember your uniform

was made by the lowest bidder ASBO.

Hey what was that back there,

with you and Jimmy's dog?

- Got bit by my dads dog when I was three,

went for my neck.

- What you remember it?

- Can't trust a dog.

It's a beast, beast's a beast,

you can teach it commands
till the cows come home,

don't change a thing.

It's still savage, it's just it's nature.

- I bet you're one of
them people that wants

to bring back hanging aren't yah?

- Aren't you?

There must be someone you'd like to see

with a rope round his neck after
what happened at Churchill.

- I don't know, no I,

sometimes.

There were these kids, during the fire,

they beat me up, they can't find them.

- Why not?

- Because no one will say they saw them.

- But you did.

- Yeah, yeah I did.

I did.

- Stop.

- Kev, can I have a word.

- I need a shower.

- It won't take a minute.

Look I have to tell you,
you've had a lucky escape.

Suspension was muted.

Look I've managed to talk them around,

but the Commissioners insisting
on a probation period.

I did my best, but you
know what they're like.

- Yeah, well okay thanks.
- They asked me to remind you

the counseling is still on offer.

- I'm all right, don't need it.

Seriously I'm fine.

- Yeah well just keep
your nose clean okay.

- Yeah.

- Don't scare the pigeons.

- Horses.

- Exactly.

Look I'm processing your compensation

should be a fair old
chunk, don't mess it up.

I bet Trish could do
with a nice cruise hey.

- You ever been to his office?

He's got an espresso machine
in his actual office.

Little ponce.

No offense son, but you stink of piss.

- You coming for a pint?

- Told Trish I'd head straight home.

- Just have half then.

- Don't feel like it.

- Oh mate, get over it.

- Get over what?

- That girl, who jumped under the Tube.

You got enough on your plate,

don't start doing your
head in over some sad cow.

- Mal mate, I know you enjoy pretending

to be a selfish prick but to be honest

sometimes you just are one.

- Right.

I'll take this, when we're
in uniform I'll take it,

'cause you've earned that.

I think the way that you're
dealing with all this,

I think it's a fucking miracle.

And I'll take it, but I will not...

- Nothing touches the
sides with you does it,

you just carry...
- After hours

- Right along.
- I will not stand there

and be your whipping boy just 'cause

mine still works all right.

- You think this is what this is about?

- Yeah, it's exactly what this is about.

- You can piss off then.

Oy ASBO, can I buy you a drink?

- Don't tell Kev.

- So who was he?

Old socks and sandals?

I saw him leaving, you having an affair?

- Oh yeah, last Tango in Leyton this is.

He's just popped out to get the Lurpak.

- You can still talk to me you know.

You don't have to pay some counselor.

- That's not what that was.

- So what was it?

- Is he all right after last night?

- Yeah, but he's not the one with blood

all over his trainers though is he.

- Oh Malcolm Powder, what
are we gonna do with you hey?

- Don't you start.

Kev's been at me all day, but I,

I don't know what to say to him.

Hello mate, how's your devastating injury?

You still wanna kill
yourself, this is a fun day.

- I'm just saying make
an effort, at least try

instead of rubbing his face in it,

still trying to shag every
girl that walks past.

- So what I'm supposed to
be a different person yeah,

just 'cause...
- I don't know Mal,

work it out for yourself,
I'm not your mom.

- What is your problem?

- I don't have a problem,

except you know I'm an actual live woman,

not a blow up bloody angel.

I don't just exist to pick up little boys

when they fall over, I do,

oh just piss off, do you know what,

I don't want this I've given up.

- Who are you?

The lonesome cowboy?

- Howdy.

- I'm Zoe.

- All right Zoe.

- What did you say your name was again?

- My name's Kev, I'm a fire fighter.

No sorry, no sorry.

- The last conversation
I had with him was about

four hours ago.

He never turns his phone off,
I can't get through to him.

- I don't know where he is.

- He must have come back to change.

- Why don't you ask Mal love.

- Have you seen Kev, he's
not answering his phone.

- He went for a drink with
ASBO. Must still be out.

- He promised to come
back and he always calls.

If he's gonna be more
then a couple of hours,

he calls me.

- What always?

- Yes Mal, 'cause we're
grownups who give a toss

about each other so we call.

It's not like an eccentric
thing or anything.

- All right, do you wanna
go and look for him?

- If he's gonna end it he should just say

'cause this is...

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, come on now.

Don't be daft, end it.

He loves yah.

- Loves me.

I don't even think that
he likes me anymore.

- Can't you just...
- Sorry.

Can you just.

Hello.

Jules I can't really talk right now, no.

Mal.

- What are we doing here?

- Got something to show yah.

- No one ever goes in here.

- Excuse me I don't wanna come here.

- No, sit down, a few
deep breaths all right.

Oy, just calm down.

- What, where you going?

Oy ASBO, what you playing at?

What you doing?

Fucking nutter.

- I don't even know why he's
even mates with you sometimes.

- What you talking about?

- You know what I'm talking
about, all this Rambo shit.

Dragging me up here.

- Yeah, 'cause Kev's your
dream man right now, aint it.

- Jesus Mal, does everything
have to be a pissing contest?

- Who's saying that?

I'm not saying that.

Look I'm just pointing out yeah,

it's a bit fucking dishonest to make out

like I'm the one with the problem here.

- You boy, you child,

you think this is about equipment.

Well sorry love, but
whatever he doesn't have

is still bigger then yours.

What's wrong with yah?

- I'm sorry, I don't know why I did that.

Actually I do, I...

- Don't talk, please.

Don't.

Please, no, don't.

- Come here.

Ah, got you.

- Open your eyes.

- I haven't shaved my legs.

- ASBO, what do you
think you're playing at?

- Love what they've done
with the place, don't you?

Gorgeous.

I hate this place, it's a shit hole.

A dump, they should knock it down.

- Come on.

- You can just call me you know,

if ever you want me to like.

- Oh Mal.

That's not what this is.

That's a new one.

- What?

- Have faith.

First thing after I got to the hospital

the nurse gave me that.

- Hi, just making inquiries about the fire

that you had here last year.
- Mate, try next door.

- It were in his hand.
- Right.

- Gov, let's just get out of here.

I've been out with
guys who can't be assed

to write a note when
we've run out of milk.

- I don't suppose you saw anything

funny or suspicious that night.

- Sorry, sorry.
- Anybody called Gog?

Oy.

Ah hiya sweetheart, I'm a fireman,

is your mom in, or your dad?

No, big brother, sister maybe?

Hang on sweetheart.

Hey, where you going?

Oy, what's the matter with you?

- It's pathetic, knocking on doors,

they aint gonna tell you nothing.

- You wanna get out of here.

Can you believe that fire's still going,

that's a good fire.

- Should put it out now.

Keepers start coming around this time.

- Oh I'm starving you wanna go foraging

for nuts and berries?

- Rather walk up Buckhurst Hill

and get some fried chicken.

- Don't think about it
do yah, down in the city.

Up here, there's this bit of green,

and it's been here forever.

We're treading in the
footsteps of all sorts.

Dick Turpin, kings, queens.

- Murderers, rapists.

- But enough about you.

- Tube's about two miles this way.

- ASBO wait I was joking, don't.

Let's go up High beach,
I'll buy you a bagel.

You're gonna bloody love it, this way.

I'm gonna find 'em ASBO, Gog and his mate.

When I find them I'm gonna
make sure they understand,

make sure they know in their
bones what it feels like

to feel as scared as I did,

as I do.

They're gonna know that, 'cause this,

this in here, this is a fucking disease

and I want shot of it.

Mustard's got a kick aint it?

I'm waiting for you to leave.

I know you wouldn't not
till I was back on my feet,

but I am now so.

- Kev, I don't.

- No it's not just the you know,

it's erm, you'd be a great mom.

- I told you I don't want kids.

It's not 'cause of the accident.

- You say that now, but
give it a couple of years.

- You hit 30 and everyone
starts banging on

about babies, do you know
how much better it would be

if everyone in the world that
weren't meant to have babies

just accepted that.

- But that's not you.

- I knew you'd wait till
I was back on my feet,

what is that?

It's insulting, you think
I'm such a decent person,

I'm not, I'm a horrible person.

There were millions of
times I nearly walked out

of that hospital.

- Yeah but you didn't.

- Yeah but not because
I'm Mary bloody Magdelene,

it's because I love you.

And I'm in love with you.

- Trish, Trish, it's all right.

- No, don't touch me, what
you wanna touch me now.

It's too late.

- Trish come on.

- No, why do you even care if you think

I'm just gonna leave.

I love you so much.

I'm not going anywhere I promise.

I didn't know you didn't know that.

I didn't know.

- You said you wanted
to talk and I thought.

- It's nothing, I just,

I wanted this, that's all.

- Sit down, I wanna talk to you.

So I was watching that
Titanic film last night.

- Yeah.

- And there's this bit
when Winslet's in the water

and it sort of soaked through her dress,

and I got a hard on.

Well the feeling of it anyway.

They said it was possible,

if the nerves were still working.

- So what did you erm?

- Just sat there, watched
the end of the film.

The ship sinks.

- So, I mean,

what did it like,

no I mean how did it make you,

I mean did it make you
feel like happy or sad or.

- Sort of both.

Mainly just like the lights came on again.

- Yeah I know what you mean.

- You do.

- Yeah, when my mom died I
couldn't get up for six months.

- What?

Mate that is messed up.

- Yeah tell me about it.

- So you wanna be my best man?

- What you're, you asked her?

- Nah, she did.

- So I tied a bit of string round it,

and he'd already got
me an engagement ring.

- I know.

- Congratulations, I'm so happy for you.

- Thank you, gorgeous isn't it?

- Hey Mal.

- Pint please.

Congratulations.

- He's got his boys all
around him and he says,

tonight lads one of you, cheers ASBO,

one of you will betray me.

- Owe you one don't I,
them bagels was well nice.

- They all gasp in shock.

- Bagels hey, bet you didn't
get them in borstal did yah?

- Anyway, they all gasp,
and they all look shocked

and finally John says in the
corner, will it be me my Lord?

- My little sister, don't do it.

I'm only joking, happiest day of my,

no well, it weren't the
happiest, it was er,

you know what I don't really remember.

It's great, I'm really happy for yah.

- Thanks Jules.

- Cheers.

Yeah, no so have you told him yet?

- I know, I just,

I don't know how to.

- Well this is it, aint it,

you've just gotta come out
and say it haven't yah?

- Yeah, yeah.

- I'm not being funny
right, don't look now,

but Mal is totally staring at me.

I said don't look, did
I not just say that.

- And then Judas pipes
up, will it be me my Lord?

It wasn't a punchline Billy.

- It's after nine.

- Six months on tag's a pain in the arse,

just for a few DVD players.

What you playing at Den?

- What Gog nothing.

- No, no, I've heard you and your mate

have been going round asking questions.

- It's not, he's just my boss.

- Boys are back at mine.

Come on.

♪ And when she gets weary ♪

♪ You gotta try a little tenderness ♪

♪ It's not just sentimental ♪

♪ No, no, no ♪

- Just a minute.

- All right.

- Shit.

- Nice to have something to celebrate.

- Yeah.

- No it's just since
we heard what happened

at the ceremony our watch
has been a bit low, you know.

- Have yah?

- Yeah.

We knew he got burnt but we didn't.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

When I found out I thought about you,

'cause I was trying to work
out if it would bother me.

Does it bother you?

- We're getting married.

- Yeah, you are aren't you.

You know I really love those men Trish,

I love all of them, they're my boys.

- Don't hog it.
- That's me.

- Oy, oy boys, look who's back from dens.

- All right boys.

- Bloody hell man, long time.

Good to see yah.
- You cheated, you cheated.

- Chuck us a beer then.

- You cheated, you cheated.

He cheated init.

Let's go, yes.

What you lot doing?

- Ey!

Ah, go to bed.

- All right all right.
- One two, one two.

- Come here.