All language subtitles for The Sarah Jane Adventures (2007) - S03E01 - Prisoner of the Judoon (1) (1080p WEB-DL x265 Panda)_track3_[eng]

CLYDE: 13 Bannerman Road is
where Sarah Jane Smith lives

and it's home to things
way beyond your imagination.

There's an extraterrestrial,
super computer in the wall,

a genetically engineered boy
genius in the attic,

a schoolgirl investigator
across the road

and a whole universe
of adventure, right here
on the doorstep.

-Ready?
-Always.

SARAH JANE:
My name is Sarah Jane Smith
and, once,

I travelled among the stars.

I saw worlds
beyond imagination.

I went to places beyond
my wildest dreams

and met creatures
beyond my darkest nightmares.

And all of it was amazing.

Then one day, when I wasn't
expecting it, I came home.

Life changed.

More than I could ever have
believed possible.

Now I have a son.

Even a family, of sorts.

Life is good
on Bannerman Road,

even if you sometimes
have to work at a weekend.

(ENGINE STARTING)

SARAH JANE:
Thank you for agreeing to
see me on a Sunday, Mr Yorke.

YORKE: No problem, Miss Smith.

Nanotechnology is the science
of molecular engineering.

This is where
we grow the nanoforms.

Our microscopic engineers.

Please.

Robots.

Too small to see
with the naked eye but with
the potential of giants.

Incredible!

(LAUGHING)

One day they will build us
anything we want,

everything we need
from simple atoms.

Fix a punctured tyre or
repair a damaged human heart.

Who knows, even construct
a whole new planet.

Or destroy the one
we already have,

according to some
environmental scientists.

Nanoforms out of control,
eating up all matter?

It's hogwash, Miss Smith.

But is it true that despite
your dramatic claims
for your nanoforms,

your results have been
somewhat exaggerated
to secure investment?

That investors
are unlikely to see
a return on their money

for maybe 100 years?

Oh, well, I'll take that as
a "no comment", shall I?

SARAH JANE: As I said,
my life changed.

But I love my job
and my life.

Because despite
all the amazing things
I saw on other planets,

I've learnt that living on
Earth can be just as exciting.

LUKE: Look, keep practising.

If you keep your eyes
and mind open,

you'll find
extraordinary things
happen everywhere.

(RUMBLING)

Even on your street.

Because once you've seen
the universe for real,

nothing ever looks
quite the same again.

CLYDE: So, what was that?
A meteor?

Or a comet? Or something
really cool? Please tell me
it was something cool.

-A body entering
the Earth's atmosphere...
-(LAUGHING)

...generates temperatures
in excess of
1,600 degrees centigrade.

-No way was it
something cool, Clyde.
-Mmm-ha... Yeah, yeah.

You've still got a way to go
with that humour thing,
my young padawan.

(LAUGHING) Come on!

Mr Smith, I need you.

MR SMITH: Sarah Jane.

Might I assume that
you witnessed
the extra-terrestrial body

that recently entered
the Earth's atmosphere?

Good to see
you're on the ball,
Mr Smith.

Indeed, Rani.

I have, in fact,
been tracking the object

since it entered solar space
45 minutes ago.

It crossed the solar system
in 45 minutes?

Well, we're not talking
about a meteor, are we?

I detected the
matter signature
of ionic pulse fusion engines.

(SMIRKS) Now that sounds cool!

I intercepted the
following distress signal...

(SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)

Oh, boy. A talking rhino!

He's Judoon.

They work for the
Shadow Proclamation.
Sort of galactic policemen.

So, they're the good guys?

Depends on your point of view.
From what I've heard,

their methods
aren't exactly softly-softly.

UNIT have isolated the
spacecraft crash site.

It's not our problem, then.

-Leave it to
the professionals. Terrific.
-(SARAH JANE CHUCKLES)

But UNIT seem unaware
of the lifepod that was
ejected before impact.

Lifepod?

My calculations suggest that
it fell some 10 miles outside
the UNIT isolation zone,

in the abandoned
Brindley Chase Council Estate.

Yes!

It takes a lot to knock
a Judoon off his feet.

But someone might be injured.
They might need our help.

If they're already looking
for this ship,
isn't it best left to UNIT?

What?

An alien ship with
a rhinoceros for a pilot,
crash lands

and you want UNIT
to have all the fun?

Luke's got a point.
Do we really want to go
upsetting UNIT again?

And how do we explain
that we know the ship
ejected a lifepod?

They don't know about Mr Smith
and they're not going to.

Plus, from what I've heard,
the Judoon aren't
all that bright.

Ah, great!
A pan-galactic PC Plod!

UNIT carry guns
and so do the Judoon.

If you ask me,
that spells trouble.

-Sarah!
-Oh! Sarah Jane.

-Sorry.
GITA: Wait up!

Oh, are you off out somewhere?

Yes, Mum.
According to the news that
meteor came down near here.

We thought we'll go
and take a look.

-So we are in
a bit of a hurry.
-Oh, no problem, my darling.

It's just that,
I'm stepping up the corporate
side of the flower shop.

"Corporate side"?
Ooh, sounds fascinating.

I was just wondering,
you know, with your contacts,

whether you had
any suggestions,
people I could approach?

My contacts? Oh, really, Gita,
my normal contacts

don't usually have much
interest in flowers.

-(WHISPERS) Unless
they're Triffids. Whooa!
-(BOTH LAUGHING)

Corporate buildings
these days,
they're all glass and steel.

Yeah, uh, Mum,
shouldn't we be going?

Yes. Oh, Gita, why don't you
take a look at these people?

A little flower power
is just what they need.

Come on, everybody.

SARAH JANE: This estate
has been on the council's
urban renewal list for years.

Looks like
the Judoon's lifepod has
helped with the demolition.

CLYDE: You take us to all the
best places, Sarah Jane!

SARAH JANE: Just as well
everyone's moved out.

-Do you think whoever was
in that lifepod survived?
-(LASER GUN FIRING)

Get down!

I guess that answers
that question!

-Rhinoman!
-SARAH JANE: Get down!

Stop firing!
We're on your side!

He isn't firing at us. Look!

(JUDOON SPEAKING
IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)

He nearly blew our heads off!
Moron!

-Oh, no!
-What is it?

Remember the Judoon
are policemen?

I think what crashed here was
some sort of prison carrier.

And Rhino rozzer's
lost his prisoner?

The Judoon's only interest
is in stopping that
creature getting away.

Humans don't matter.

Under the Articles of the
Shadow Proclamation,

we barely exist.
Too primitive.

You know, a planet could start
to get a complex.

-Come on!
-Where are you going?

Oh, maybe we can help him
catch his convict before
anyone else gets in his way!

CHANDRA: That's a map pocket
in the driver's door, Gita,
not a pick and mix box.

Oh, come on, Haresh.

It's a well-known fact
that sucking on a sweet
improves the concentration.

-Huh!
-You wouldn't believe
the dents and scrapes

these chokis have saved
your car from.

Is that supposed to
make me feel better?

What have you've got there?

-Nanotechnology?
-It's the future.

I've read about that.

Microscopic robots
that can build anything,
practically out of thin air.

They say
we'll all have them inside us

and they'll turn
every one of us
into perfect human beings.

I can think of a few pupils
who could do
with something like that.

GITA: Hmm?

I'm telling you,
it's the future.

Well, mine, anyway.
Bloomin' Lovely
is going nanotech.

-Sorry?
-Come on,

I'll explain it to you
on the way to the shop.

(SIGHS)

(SLOW BEEPS)

(BEEPING RAPIDLY)

-Judoon!
-(GRUNTS)

SARAH JANE:
They went this way.

RANI: Look.

(GRUNTS)

-What's happened to him?
-He's been knocked cold.

-(SHOUTING)
-CLYDE: Whoa,
you need a mint, mate!

SARAH JANE:
Careful, stand back.

It's all right we're friends.
Take it easy. You're injured.

My name is Sarah Jane Smith,
I mean you no harm.

That is, as long as
you don't harm us.

(DEVICE REWINDING)

(SPEAKING IN ENGLISH)
Language assimilated.

Earth. English.

You will be catalogued.

Species, human.

Well, duh, you are on Earth.

You have taken Judoon
officer's weapon.

You assist prisoner's escape.

We didn't help anyone escape.
Aren't you listening,
we're trying to help you.

Yeah. Your prisoner
clobbered you and ran off.

We only took your gun
because you nearly blew
our heads off back there!

Who do you think
you are, Jack Bauer?

You impede Judoon in duties.

Sentence is execution.

I don't think
you're in any shape
to execute anyone,

let alone your only friends
on this planet.

Your prisoner hit you
pretty hard. Who is he?

More importantly,
how dangerous is he?

He is destroyer of worlds.

(SNARLING)

-Here.
-(GRUNTS)

For the blood.

I, Tybo.

Captain of 1,005th
Judoon Guard.

I'm very pleased to meet you,
Captain, but what I really
want to know is

-who was your prisoner?
-Androvax, the Annihilator.

Wanted in five galaxies,

12 counts
of global destruction.

And you let him get away?

Whoops! Is your butt
rhinoburger when you
get back to the station.

(LAUGHS)

Didn't you have him in
handcuffs or something?

Prisoner was secured.

I do not answer to humans!

You crashed and let
some creature

that has already
destroyed 12 planets
loose on our world.

I think you answer
to all of us, Captain Tybo!

I will recapture.

JULIE: Mummy!

Julie!

-(WOMAN SCREAMING)
-What was that?

Luke, Rani.
Stay with Captain Tybo.
Clyde, come with me!

And leave the gun!

CLYDE: Wait for me!

(BIRD WINGS FLUTTERING)

SARAH JANE: Hello?

The monster...

It's all right. It's gone,
it's gone now. You're safe.

It...

It took my mummy.

-(PHONE RINGING)
-Don't worry. Sarah Jane
will find your prisoner.

Hello? Mum?

Luke.

How is Captain Tybo?

I think he's going
to be all right.

I need you and Rani
to keep him occupied.

We're over in that church hall
that we passed.

Keep him out of the way
for as long as you can.

We think Androvax has taken
a little girl's mum hostage.

-I have to find them first.
-Okay, Mum.

-We'll take care of it.
-Stay alert.

Yes, we'll be careful.

Bye.

Mum thinks Androvax
is heading back
to the crash site.

(GRUNTING)

I hunt.

I've had a look around.

There's no sign of
Androvax or Julie's mum.

I don't understand what would
a "destroyer of worlds"

want with a little girl's mum.

I don't know. A hostage?
Maybe something
to bargain with?

Then Androvax doesn't know
Captain Tybo very well,
does he?

Tybo won't let something
like a human get in the way
of his trigger finger.

Which is exactly why
we have to find Androvax
before Tybo does.

This isn't going to work,
Luke. Tybo's going to realise
that we're having him on.

I don't know about you,

but I don't think Judoon
have much of
a sense of humour.

Mum just needs some time.
If Tybo catches up with
Androvax before she does,

that girl's mum
won't stand a chance.

If he catches on to us,
neither will we.

It was a monster.

It was an alien,
not a monster.

Aliens, they're people,
just like us.

They just look
a bit different, that's all.

No! It was scary!

It... It looked horrible!

We probably look
pretty awful to him, too.

This is a strange
place to him.

I'm sure he's just
as scared as you are.

Sarah Jane's right.
I reckon, he just wants
your mum to help him

phone home or something.

But the important thing is
you have to trust me, Julie.

You have to trust me
to find your mum
and to look after you.

I trust you, Sarah Jane.

Good.

(BEEPING)

And perhaps you can tell me

why my scanner
has been reading you
as not really human?

-Sarah Jane!
-Stay where you are.

What do you want?

I'm at the top of
the Judoon's Most Wanted List.

-I want to stay there.
-Let Sarah Jane go!

(LAUGHING)

I don't think so.

No!

Leave her alone!

Androvax not here.
Did not return.

No trace. You lie!

No! It wasn't a lie...

It was a mistake.
There's a difference.
Big difference!

A mistake isn't a crime.
Even to the Judoon.

Give to me.

That's my phone.
Communication device
cost time.

No good. Give.

Better than being executed,
I suppose.

But I want that back.
That was a birthday...present.

No more mistake.

(SIGHS)

This must be where Androvax
took the girl's mum hostage.

-Looks like Sarah Jane's
gone now, so maybe we're okay.
-Androvax was here.

Evidence of humans, also.

-Could've been anyone.
-(BEEPING)

Trace.
Trans-body fusion energy.

What's that?

RANI: What are you doing?

(BEEPING RAPIDLY)

Source located.

Clyde!

He's in a trance state.
I've seen my mum like this,

-when Mrs Wormwood
kidnapped her!
-Clyde! Wake up! Where's Mum?

Method ineffective.

What? Get off!

What happened?

Androvax.

He stepped inside her.

-He did what?
-Where's Mum?

It was weird.

It was like he just
stepped inside her body.

Androvax is Veil life form.

Can hide inside bodies
of other beings.

-And you didn't think
to tell us?
-Knowledge not relevant.

Not relevant? Well,
now your escaped prisoner
is hiding inside my mum.

I'd say
that's pretty relevant,
wouldn't you?

Is that the girl?
I think we better get going.

You might be
difficult to explain.

CLYDE:
Her mum's waking up, too.

-Come on.
-Yeah.

And has anybody got a towel?

(SCOFFS)

Mr Smith,

I need you.

RANI: This is crazy.
If we're going to find
Sarah Jane or Androvax,

whatever, then we're
going to need a lift.

Who's going to stop for him?

We could say it's fancy dress.

(SIREN WAILING)

-Quick! Get him out of sight.
-Transportation.

-No! That's the police!
-Then they will co-operate.

-This cannot be good.
-He's got a gun.

TYBO:
Commandeering your vehicle.

-That's an order.
-What's going on?

-He's from...out of town.
-TYBO: Requisition slip.

-I'd take it if I were you.
-Come on,
let's get out of here.

Co-operation appreciated.

CLYDE: Let's go.

Are you sure you can drive?

I am trained to pilot all
methods of apprehension.

Handbrake unnecessary.

MR SMITH: Sarah Jane,
you look different.

Thank you, Mr Smith.

You could say
I've had someone
walk into my life.

I'm detecting
an alien presence.

Ignore it.

But my analysis suggests
that it's a Veil life form.

Mr Smith,

is your central processor
fully functioning?

I believe so.

If you want it
to stay that way,

you'll do what you're supposed
to do and obey me. Got that?

Yes, Sarah Jane. Understood.

Good. Then maybe
we can get started.

You are the
most powerful computer

on this odd little planet,
aren't you?

I'm a Xylok.
I'm more than a computer.

But you can infiltrate any
computer system on Earth.

No matter how
they're defended,
isn't that right?

If that were Sarah Jane
I was talking to,
she wouldn't need to ask.

I am Sarah Jane.

I've just been upgraded.

And you will obey me,

because, as I understand it,

that is what you're
programmed to do.

That is your purpose.

What do you want, Miss Smith?

That's better.

LUKE: Can't you go any faster?

TYBO: Speed limit
30-miles-an-hour.
RANI: What is it with you?

Don't they get
Starsky and Hutch
repeats in Judoonland?

It is law.

It's a police car, you can
turn on the blues and twos.

Undercover operation.

(MUSIC BLARING)

Tybo, what are you doing?
No, no, no, no, no!

TYBO: Attention!

Noise exceeds
permitted levels. Turn down.

Have nice day.

Mum?

According to this brochure,
this building stretches
back for miles.

Well, a long way, anyway.

It says here,
"The square footage is the
biggest in West London."

Is it really?

I hope I've got enough plants.

-Oh! Might have to get
a second van-load.
-This is ridiculous, Gita.

You're going to
get us arrested.

Oh! Don't be such
a wet blanket, Haresh.

You're not in
school now, you know.

No, but I'd still like to
have a job there tomorrow.

No one's going to arrest you.
We're not breaking any laws.

I've read about
this sort of thing.

People go about,
dead of night,

planting flowers and
bushes around the city.

Guerilla planting,
they call it.

Except we're not
planting in the city.

We're dumping dozens of plants
in the reception
of a major corporation.

You've had some barmy ideas,
Gita, but this beats them all.

Wait till they see how much
nicer all this unfriendly
glass and steel will look

with some flowers
and greenery.

I still think
sending them a letter,

a brochure, would be a
more conventional approach.

You see, conventional.

That's your problem,
my darling.

If you want to grow
in corporate floristry,

you have to learn to think
outside the seed box.

It's a plant-eat-plant world,
Haresh. Believe me.
Now come on!

And careful with
that cheese plant!

LUKE: There's no car.

-Mum isn't here.
-Doesn't mean
she hasn't been. Come on.

No Androvax.
Must keep looking.

No! You can't go stomping
around the street!

You're an alien!
Someone's going to notice.

Yeah, if Mum was here,
there could be a clue
as to where they've gone now.

-Clue?
-Oh, boy!

Don't they teach you anything
in Judoon Police Academy?

-All I need.
-What's that?

Judoon recovery mission.
Entered solar space.

More Judoon. Why does that
not sound like a good thing?

-Androvax not escape!
-And what about my mum?

Androvax capture and trial.

Priority. Humans irrelevant.

Tybo's ship
crossed the solar system
in 45 minutes, remember.

We've got to find Sarah Jane
before they get here.

(BEEPING)

Trace. Trans-body
fusion energy.

Androvax was here.

Come on.

I've moved the van.
At least they won't do us
for obstruction, as well.

Haresh, just chill out.
There, perfect.

Do you want to tell me
what you think you're doing?

Oh. Hello.

Here's my card.
Gita Chandra. Florist.

Bloomin' Lovely.

Bloomin' marvellous.
I think you'd better
come with me.

What did I tell you?
You and your bright ideas!

Just stop worrying.
I told you, Sarah knows
the chief executive.

It's all going to be fine.

They were doing what?

Plants?

What sort of plants?

Hello again, Mr Yorke.

Sonic lipstick.
Handy little toy.

Especially for getting
in places I shouldn't be.

-Security!
-You're wasting
your time, Mr Yorke.

I've disabled the entire
Genetec communications system.

Have to tell you,
it seems a pretty

extreme way of continuing
our conversation, Miss Smith.

I'm done talking, Mr Yorke.

I want...your nanoforms.

What?

They're going to
build me something.

Something...very special.

Mr Smith, we need you!

Luke! Clyde! Rani! Run!

Get out of the house, now!

I don't understand.

Sarah Jane has instructed
my self-detonation protocols
to initiate on activation.

-I will explode in 60 seconds.
-Oh, boy.

The explosion will destroy
all of Bannerman Road.

You must run! Now!

(CONTINUOUS BEEPING)

The nanoforms,
they're multiplying.

They're responding
to my programming.

The safety protocols
can't cope with that rate
of multiplication.

-They'll swarm.
-I'm releasing them
to build my ship.

If they get into
the environment

they'll take
the whole planet apart!

SARAH JANE: Do your work!

Destroy... Earth!