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I'’ve met someone now.

He'’s not dating others.
He is, um...

You know what I mean?

I don'’t understand that.

Me and my boyfriend have been
together for four months.

This is an open relationship
that I'’m so unsure about.

Where'’s your clothes?

I'’m free-balling.
In the hallway.

If I was in a
monogamous relationship,

I wouldn'’t be flirting,
but I'’m not, so hello, Luka.

Shots on me, literally,
on me if you want to.

I'’m gonna get a line to
the bow of the jetski,

so that carabineer
doesn'’t unhook,

like a little bowline
and a little bowline.

I love Lara'’s enthusiasm
to just get involved.

I wanted to ask you about
the lead deckhand thing.

- My name is Max. I'’m French.
- Nice to meet you, bro.

We don'’t have time
to... ing sit around and wank.

Come, we'’re not lazy
on this boat.

Let me finish.

Stop putting your hand
in my face.

You'’re gonna do this,
then I'’m gonna do this, too.

Tumi, Natalya,
to the bridge now.

That'’s not okay.
Please figure this out.

There'’s no textbook to this,
but I do know as chief,

I have to change
something on my part.

- You okay to talk?
- Yes.

20 meters to the
dock starboard quarter.

I need you over here, please.

Personally, I do not want
to be your friend,

because I think it'’s all
fake bullsh...

You need to be clear.
One way in, one way out.

Can you, like, shut
up a little bit?

You can talk.

I'’m running around like
a headless chicken,

because we'’re both here
to make great tips.

Okay, cool.

You can talk as much
as you want later.

If you do a thing wrong,
I have to tell you.

If you just listen to me
and did the controls,

it wouldn'’t have been a
- ing madhouse, bro.

All right, well.

It'’s the last day.

Lord.

Okay, we'’re all good and
nicely secure on the stern.

We'’re still tying up.

Haleigh and Max.

Slow down. Communicate.

Stop.

Coming from tugs.

The way that we'’re tying up is
different from what I'’m used to.

That'’s my second
time ever doing it.

Max, yapping at me while I'’m
trying to... ing figure it out.

Okay, I'’m going to
put it back here, yeah?

You can do whatever
you want, man.

I don'’t really care.

What the?

Hi.

Why?

Aren'’t you the bosun?

Don'’t you have
to deal with people

that no one else wants
to... ing deal with?

Excuse me?

Let'’s get changed and
then we'’ll do the luggage.

- A little more butt.
- A little more butt?

Lean forward,
a little more butt.

We just talked it out, started
off okay, and then it went...

Jesus.

Finally got on
the dock nicely, so...

Why is that?
What happened?

All crew, all crew,
let'’s meet on the dock.

Let'’s do it.

- Bye.
- Love you, Natalya.

Thank you.

- Thank you, mama.
- Listen, Tumi, you already know.

Bring it in.
Bring it in.

Sandy, you have an amazing crew.

We travel a lot.

This has been, by far,
one of our best.

One of our best.

Chef, we had a few hiccups
with Adjua'’s vegan meals,

but I think some of the best
jerk lobster I'’ve ever had.

Yes.

Tumi, we want to take you home,

and I'’m being 100% honest, Tumi.

Continue to do amazing things.

I mean, you guys were
all amazing, but Tumi...

As usual, the guests never know

what'’s going on behind
the scenes.

They just see us smiling
and everything'’s okay,

so the fact that they
didn'’t pick up

on the chaos is very good.

From the bottom
of our hearts, guys.

- Thank you.
- Bye, everybody.

- Bye. Take care.
- Bye.

All right, everyone, out of
your whites and to your reds,

let'’s turn the boat around.

Let'’s get changed.

Yeah.

- Cool.
- Cabins, cabins, cabins.

Excuse me, honey.

, it'’s hot.

We'’re gonna get... ing
lit tonight.

All crew, all crew,
let'’s meet in the sky lounge

for our tip meeting.

- Copy.
- Yay!

Feels like it'’s five
charters in, doesn'’t it?

It'’s crazy.

When I first started,
I shared with you,

I have to earn your respect
and your trust.

What I left out is
you have to do it, too.

We'’re always gonna
make mistakes,

but you have to respect
the position

and respect the workplace.

And I want all of you
to think about that.

This is a professional setting.

I hire professional people

and I expect them
to be professional.

And that argument
that happened...

Let me finish.

Stop putting your hand
in my face.

You'’re gonna do this,
then I'’m gonna do this too.

Can never happen again.

And if they don'’t work
it out this charter,

I have to make a big decision.

Overall, you guys did
a great job,

according to what
I'’m holding in my hand.

We have...

$26,000.

Wow!

Jesus!

Which is $2,000 per person.

Wow.

That trip was so difficult,

but the tip makes
it hurt a little less.

Can you do the honors?

Sugar, you'’re doing so great.

More money doesn'’t
equal more problems.

I'’m not Biggie.
I'’m Tumi.

Thank you.

- Cheers!
- Salud!

Straviano!

I just want to have
a great time tonight.

How soon do I need to get ready?

Let'’s get smashed.

My God!

You'’re like,
"He just packed my bag."

Dude, I would have packed my bag
and gone straight... ing back.

Perfect age.

Yeah.

Luka is basically the only thing

getting me through
my days right now.

Like, God, now
I'’m starting to think

that I might like like Luka.

Sounds very primary school-y,

but that makes me feel like
I'’m cheating in my head.

My mind is like a
little scrambled egg.

No way!

What? No way?

I clean up well.

Are you like, shocked that
I'’m looking like this right now?

What the? you!

I need to wear a shirt

my boobs won'’t easily
come out of.

Because once they come out,
it'’s like game over.

Are you ready?

Yeah.
Okay, cool.

Come, bitches!

Get off it.

I know Luka and Natalya.
They'’ve got eyes for each other.

But if they don'’t make it work,
I'’m on deck for Natalya.

Luka won'’t give her
what I could give her.

You know what I mean?

No comment.
No comment.

I want to pull on her hair
and smack her.

I'’m joking.

If I say some weird
lesbian sh...,

it'’s okay, right Natalya?

Yeah, of course, I love it.

I'’m joking, but not.

- Come here, honey.
- Ready for a shot.

Buona sera, signora.

It'’s beautiful.

Shotgun orange.

- I want a drink.
- Tequila!

Shot, shot, shot.

The monarch butterfly.

Smack dab right in the
middle of the chest.

Definitely a hit
with the ladies.

It'’s my grandmother's
favorite animal.

Um, what am I saying that for?

Hi.

We'’re gonna do nine
espresso martinis.

Margarita.

Did you choose what
you want to eat?

I'’ll have the meat, please.

Can I have the meat
option as well?

Can I please have the meat?

I'’m vegetarian, please.
Thank you.

This is a Frenchman here.

Hello.

- Cheers to Tumi.
- I love you.

You'’re doing such a
great job, my honey.

Cheers.

I got a little bit of fish.

Thank you.

- Bon appetit, les amis.
- Bon appetit.

The margarita.

You guys, I cannot
believe our tip.

I really thought
it was gonna be low.

Yeah.
With those characters?

Either you get a really low tip

or you get a high tip
that shocks you.

- So it goes two ways.
- Yeah.

No, she was happy.
She was fine.

- Yeah.
- It'’s club time.

- Can I take it?
- Yeah, you can.

Can we get the bill?

What do you eat on charter?
Do you eat?

Normally, I like
to just make a plate

and just, like,
eat as I'’m going.

Yeah, the same as me.
You never sit down.

I'’d never, ever,
ever, ever, ever.

Hold on. Did everybody
just start to get along?

I'’m traumatized.

Yeah, yeah, club.

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

Sh...!

Okay, drink, drink,
drink, drink.

Can I have three shots
of tequila?

Woo!

Bravo!

Woo!

Do you feel like a bit weird?

Wow.

I mean, look,
I'’m taking it back.

I wasn'’t expecting her
to say this.

And I want to trust it
and believe it.

But I think it'’s the tequila.

'’Til the end!

Coming up...

I feel like sh...

If you feel like you need to
go to the emergency room

and get checked out,
we'’ll do that.

She realized what she did.

No!

Let'’s go.

I'’m voting for
the drunkest person...

Jess.

I need to catch up.
I need three tequila shots.

Jess, go see if
the jacuzzi'’s hot.

I'’m drunk.

I need to pee really bad.

Okay. Let'’s go.
Come on.

You moves.

Let get in the jacuzzi.

I love kissing people.
It'’s just drunk fun.

You know, it'’s like
kissing your brother.

See, I don'’t have
brothers or sisters.

I feel like that'’s appropriate
to say, but it'’s not.

Incest is not.
It'’s not what I'm going for.

What?

Hey, Jack!

Do you want water or
do you want anything?

Do you need water or anything?

What, what, what!

Thank.

Let'’s go.

Okay, what'’s going on?

I do want to kiss him,

but I don'’t want to hurt
my boyfriend'’s feelings,

and that'’s the problem.

We'’re going to bed.

Good night.

Hello, boss.

Yeah.

Although I love
a good tea, honey,

and I'’m glad that
Natalya and Tumi

made up about the text message.

Last night she messaged me.

I'’m just not happy with
Natalya informing Sandy

and using my name in that.

Tumi texted Kyle behind my back.

Me revealing Tumi'’s
message to Natalya

was an act of friendship,

not for Natalya to weaponize me
against other people.

All right, jumping into
cabins, babe.

There'’s only room for one gossip
on this boat right now.

That'’s me, I am the Tea Queen.

Self-proclaimed.

Look at that.

Okay, we got to wetvac
the sh... out of that.

Come on, Max.

Where do you want me today?

I just want to
get the cabins done.

I'’m heading straight in.

Thank you so much.

Pleasure.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Not over there.

It'’ll come back on us.
Put it down the sink.

If he tells you not to do it
and you do it,

then that'’s not
following orders.

I don'’t understand.

The bosun is telling you,
please don'’t do that.

This guy is a bit of a...

Yo, detail that tender
a little bit more.

- I tell you, it'’s finished.
- No. No.

- What, no?
- It'’s not good for it.

Copy.

Tumi, Jack and Luka,
meet me in a crew mess

for a preference sheet meeting.

Okay, copy.

Hey, we'’re all here, great.

This is exciting for me.

Does anybody know
the name Roy Orbison?

That'’s the one.

- Is it him?
- That'’s crazy.

It'’s his son.

Roy Junior and Asa Orbison

are thrilled to return
for their third charter

with Captain Sandy.

Here they come.

- Roy, Roy.
- Hi.

Happy times.
Happy times.

I'’m gonna jump off the boat
over in that corner.

Grab him.

Roy Jr. and Asa will be joined
by their sons, Bo, Roy III

and the newest member
of their family, Love.

Roy'’s younger brother
and sister-in-law

and Ehren, a.k.a. Danger,

best known as one of
the crew members

for the show "Jackass."

I love "Jackass."

So, primary requests
high chair and bassinet.

In the afternoon,

the guests want a
water sports wonderland.

- They like to have fun.
- Yeah.

And it'’s a great forecast.
Yeah. Okay, great.

All right.
Thank you.

- Cheffy.
- Hello.

Hello.

I didn'’t even know
how you worked.

Yeah. I agree.

It'’s so great to be able to have
this conversation with Jack

because he'’s actually
given me a chance.

- All right, good.
- I'’m excited.

All right, good, good.

What are you looking for?

- The black remover.
- Black streak remover.

Yeah, we can take this one too.
Thank you so much.

I'’ve been thinking about
appointing a lead deckhand.

Lara has been doing
a very good job.

She shows quite a
lot of initiative,

and Lara deserves it.

I'’m also thinking Max
is definitely

my first managerial challenge.

Hopefully promoting her
kind of motivates Max

to also see
what he should be like.

My God.

It'’s too early to do puzzles.

I love babies.

Cool.

Perfect.
That'’s you, baby.

My mentality going
in this charter

is just positive vibes,
positive vibes.

And Natalya wants to be
the boat nanny.

So that'’s where
I'’m going to keep her.

I just want to maintain
peace and love

this whole charter, please.

My God.
It only took me 10 years.

Jesus, Christmas.

Good morning, Captain.

- How are you?
- I feel like sh...

Have a seat.

Were you vomiting?

For sure.

And, like, my throat
so sore that...

As I back away.

I think I need to see a doctor.

Okay.
There'’s no doctor open today.

So if you feel like you need
to go the emergency room

and get checked out,
we'’ll do that.

- Yeah.
- Let me work on this.

Okay. Thank you.

Knowing that Jess is sick,
you never know what it is.

I don'’t want her
infecting the crew.

I need to get her off the vessel
to go see a doctor.

I hate this. I hate this.
I hate this.

- I'’m going to the hospital.
- Are you?

Okay.

Was that your stomach?

Jess, we'’re getting
you a car service

to take you to the hospital
so you might want to get ready.

Copy that.
I'’m ready now.

Thank you.

- Let me know.
- I will.

Does this get any easier?

Like, now I have a crew member
that'’s sick and down.

At least me and
Natalya are getting along

because now I need her.

Coming up...

We'’re... ing busy.

You can'’t always
get your breaks.

When we can, we will.

Yeah, yeah.

Same plan, noon arrival,
so you guys got to work fast.

Yeah, we'’re all ready to go.

It is what it is.

Three power queens.

All crew, we'’ve got
provisions on the dock.

All right, let'’s do it.

Bro, don'’t do that.

If you bend those and we can'’t
get them out, we'’re... ed.

So cute!

All crew, all crew,
in your whites now.

I think when I put sh...,
I smell more.

So I was thinking about
giving Lara

the lead deckhand
position today.

That'’s big news.

I think she'’s definitely
earned it.

Yeah, she'’s good.

I'’m glad that Luka is
thinking like a leader

and he'’s thinking about
advancement for his team.

I love that he has
that mentality.

I was just going
to tell her privately.

- Then we can announce it.
- That'’s awesome.

- Lara, Lara, Luka.
- Yeah, go ahead?

Could you come up to
the sun deck, please?

Copy, on my way.

Should I grab a cold towel now?

Yeah.

'’Sup.

What'’s wrong?
Am I in trouble?

I think so.

No, no, no, no.
I wanted to talk to you.

Yeah.

You'’re being... ing
smashing it.

So you'’re going to
become the lead deckhand.

- No, you'’re joking.
- Yeah.

- No.
- Yeah.

- Are you serious?
- Are you happy with that?

I think you'’re... ing
smashing it.

You'’re doing so well.

Thank you.

Wow.

I was really taking aback.

Like, that'’s always
been my dream.

I even have a goal board,
whatever you want to call it.

And on there, it was like,
I want to be lead deckhand.

I'’ve lived a very rocky life.

But something clicked in me
as soon as I started yachting

and can'’t believe that my dreams
are literally just coming true.

Ing hell.

I'’ll be you left hand and your
right hand man, my brother.

All crew, all crew.

Let'’s meet in the main salon
for the pre-charter meeting.

Okay, so repeat client,
great people.

A lot of kids, a lot of energy.

When you have kids,
it'’s very day heavy.

Harder for the deck crew.

Let'’s keep them safe and
show them a good time.

And then you have
some news for us.

Just want to congratulate
Lara for her promotion.

What?!
Congratulations!

She'’s going to be
our lead deckhand.

Well deserved, honey.

- Thank you.
- Well deserved.

Congratulations.
Okay, let'’s go kill it.

- Thank you.
- Yeah, brother.

I see them.

We don'’t have music, but
I can hear it in my head.

There they are.

- It'’s us.
- Fun.

The baby'’s little hats,
I am going to freak out.

Can'’t think of anything worse.

Hi!
They'’re getting so big.

They'’re so cute.

- Hi, beautiful.
- Good to see you.

- So happy you'’re back.
- We'’re so happy.

- Hi!
- Hey, buddy.

Nice to meet you, Roy.

I'’m so happy you're back.

We'’re going to make this
an incredible trip for you.

Tumi is our chief stew.
She'’s going to show you around.

- Thank you, thank you.
- Welcome to the boat.

There you go.
This is non-alcoholic.

Yeah, let'’s get the luggage.

- Are you ready for the tour?
- Yeah!

- Whoa, wait a little, boys.
- This is where the fun happens.

This is where the jacuzzi is.

Who'’s going in this
swimming pool with Daddy?

Let'’s go, Daddy.

I'’ll take this.
It'’s delicate.

This is the master cabin.

Don'’t hit your head on
the ceiling, buddy.

Just put it there at the door.

So I put it at the door.

Yeah, and then we
all take it in.

Here'’s the twin.

We'’re brothers.

I know, but this is a twin room.

Because it'’s got twin beds.

Let me and you do
the passarelle railings.

Okay, off.

Whoo!

- Do you know how to open this?
- Yeah.

Great.

Do you want to come
see Captain Sandy?

Okay, you got the pilot
approaching your starboard side.

So, tonight dinner
with you guys?

Yes!

We just got the pilot on board,

so I'’ll see you
a little later on.

If you can get changed
real quick.

We can start the main engines.

We do have apple juice.

Congrats on getting it, dude.
I knew you would.

When she makes the call,

we'’re just going to go all
of them at the same time.

Luka, me and Haleigh,
we'’re on the bow, ready.

Let'’s re-up the lines.

Releasing our port ground line.

Yes, grazia, signore.

All ground lines are off
the deck.

Sandy, that'’s all lines
on board.

Look at that guy backing
into here.

You got five meters
on your stern.

Here we go.
We'’re moving.

I was tripping
for a second, dude.

I didn'’t want to say anything.

But I was like,
he'’s not backing in.

Go and start bringing
in those big fenders.

- Yeah, copy that.
- Thank you very much.

Thank you.
Good job. Thank you.

I'’ll stay with these two.

Okay, thank you.

Let'’s go here. Kyle.
This way.

Kyle, Kyle.
What'’s your location?

Where are you?

In the Bridge Deck Salon.

Thanks. I'’ll be there now.
Give me two seconds.

Shh, shh, shh.
He'’s coming up here.

Shh, shh, shh.

Kyle!

I saw you.

Go, go, go, go.

Here you go.

Sandy, that'’s the pilot off
and the pilot boat away.

Thank you.

Yeah, get him.
He hurt me. Go.

Gosh.

Chill out for half an hour then

we'’re going to help
the interior.

Copy that.

Roy, what time do you
want to do dinner?

Kids go to bed early.

For dinner?
Like 6:30.

6:30 is dinner. Okay.

Look, look.
We'’re going fast now.

Woo.

Hi, girl.

Laundry is on rotation.

Perfect.

I love seeing her enjoy herself.

I have been an au pair
and that'’s not easy.

So I'’ll come back and rotate
the laundry and then I'’ll...

Bye. Have fun.

These kids, they locked me
in the garage

threw an iPad at my face
when I was driving.

Screaming at me, telling me
let'’s go back to Africa.

This was an
African-American house.

I told them please take African
out of African-American

because this is not how we act.

This is why I see
other people'’s kids

and I'’m like, don't you dare.

Last one to the
jet skis is a kayaker.

- Cheffy.
- Hi.

We'’re going to do
half past six dinner.

Okay, perfect.

Deck crew, deck crew,
prepare to drop anchor.

So you'’re going to be with me.

These guys are on
the inflatable.

After the anchor manual,
do the jet skis.

- And then the slide.
- And the slide.

Yeah.

Being lead if I can get
Max to be more motivated

and actually pull his weight,

I know Luka would
appreciate that a lot.

I feel like that'’s a really
good way to show Luka

that I'’m taking this seriously

and I'’m going to do
a good job with it.

Drop anchor.

We will have three shackles
in the water.

So we'’re going to go
down and change.

I need to jump in,
I'’m sweating so bad.

You already got a
dock in the water.

I'’m going to start
launching a jet ski.

Nat, Tumi, Nat, Tumi,
I'’m going to go down to break.

Copy.

Okay, coming up.
Keep it nice and tight.

Lara, Lara, Luka.
Coming down.

Try and stop that swing, bro.
Hold the tension.

These are so cute.

Sweet.

What are you doing, bro?
Don'’t do that.

Let'’s go, let's go, let'’s go.

Okay. Come on.
Start inflating it.

All right,
keep inflating it, bro.

Yeah, yeah, keep going.

Stop talking.

Good boy.

Yeah.

Okay, we'’ll keep an
eye on you guys.

Okay.

Okay, so... Mercy, Mercy.

God!

That was more treacherous
than I thought.

Okay, let'’s go.

Where do you want to go, Bo?

I want to go there.

Mama'’s got to blow off steam.

Hey, look at that.

Who'’s ready to party?

Woo-hoo!

Woo!

How'’s the slide looking?

Soap, all good.

We'’ll be fine.

You'’ll deal with the guests
whilst I deal with this table.

- Lovely.
- Go!

You just want to go like
have a chill for a bit.

We'’ll rotate.

How long do you want me gone?

Just until I come get you.

Yeah, I know when your break is.

Yeah.

- We'’re... ing busy, so.
- Yeah.

Haleigh'’s down at the moment.

You can'’t always get
your breaks when you need it.

I don'’t think he realizes that.

Some days you'’re not going
to get a... ing break, bro.

Like, you need
to put in the work.

This trip is going
to be very hectic on us.

We may not get our
breaks some days.

But when we can, we will.

Yeah, yeah.

Coming up...

Okay.
Pull it super tight.

Okay!

Hold the tension.

If that thing hits you,
you will die.

Max!

Okay, team, let'’s go.

You want a towel? Okay.

That looks pretty.

Still and sparkling jug.

What time is dinner?

6:30, I believe?

Italiano.

- Are you joining for dinner?
- I am.

Exciting.

Cute. AF.

Do you want these glasses here?

Thank you.
Yes, please.

This, this is magnificent.

- You ready?
- Yeah.

Okay, let'’s go.

Woo!
It'’s a little windy out there.

Hi, you'’re looking dapper
and sharp.

I'’m gonna sit by you,
is that okay?

When'’s Kyle back?

He should be back now.

I'’m gonna check on Kyle,
because I think he'’s sleeping.

Okay, let me go get Kyle.

Tell him to get his ass up.

Max, Max, Luka, can you please
come to the swim platform?

Copy.

I'’m going
to take on those cabins.

Okay.

Tumi, Tumi, that'’s Kyle
on his way up.

I'’m probably gonna call
for starters

once I'’ve put down the bread.

Cheers!

I wanna know what it'’s like
to be a stunt person.

If I know we'’re gonna
start filming a movie,

I'’m preparing myself
to die for six months before.

My God!

Cheffy, say this to me so
I say it properly.

- Fricassee.
- Fricassee.

Yeah.

You know, I don'’t know how
to, how to,

how to attack that.

Do you think they'’re
liking the starters?

Yeah, they like it.
It seems good.

I don'’t remember there being a
happy meal with octopus in it.

No, I'’ll do noodles and
something fancy for the parents.

I broke my neck
twice in "Jackass 2."

You broke your neck!

In this last one, I ruptured
my right testicle.

- No, no.
- Let'’s not talk about that.

- No, no.
- This is real stuff.

Talya.

We'’re down a person
in the interior,

but to be honest,
you would never know it.

- Beautiful.
- These are ready.

Between Kyle and me and Tumi,

we'’ve got like three people
with chief stew experience.

Bam, bam.
Bam, bam.

As long as everyone'’s
not... ing fighting,

we are a bit of a dream team.

Nummy.

I see the fat.
That'’s my favorite part.

I'’ll leave you a bit,
don'’t worry.

Yeah!
Thank you!

You'’re gonna get, we're
gonna lift the jet skis.

Sure.

Thank you so much. Delicious.

For the veggies,

you have a homemade
truffle gnocchi

with wild mushrooms.

And then, for the meat eaters,

you have wagyu beef.

And the kid'’s all veggie.

Yum, yum.

It'’s just a lot of swell, bro.

I think you need to jump in
and just connect.

, what are you doing?

If you disconnect the carabineer,

leave it on the line.

Don'’t leave it on the skip.

Okay.

A choo-choo?

- Choo-choo train?
- I love that.

Wow, that'’s so loud.

These are ready to go.

Tell the chef
the flavors were incredible.

How'’s it going?

Yay!

Captain Jock Sparrow.

What would you like to
tell us about this dessert?

It'’s just classic tiramisu.

Cake in a cup
with some pudding stuff.

- This is delightful.
- All right, cool.

All right, thanks, guys.

- Wow.
- Yeah. He nailed that.

- Cheffy!
- Yep.

Your flavors were amazing
from Captain Sandy.

Yes.

- Well done.
- Yes, thank you.

I'’m probably being a little
biased towards Tumi,

just because of
everything that'’s happened

with her and Natalya
and the way things have gone.

I will actively try and
avoid that in the future.

I think we make a good team.

My God.

Yeah.

Sh..., but
this thing is swinging.

- Whoa.
- Yep.

Step back, please.

You know how to play Go Fish?

I do.
Can we play tomorrow?

Yeah.

Because I have to
go to the bridge.

The weather'’s... ing
turning real quick.

It'’s actually getting
quite rough.

I'’m thinking we've got to
get the tender on board

as soon as possible.

Okay, lines.

Yeah, yeah.

Let'’s not worry about that.

They do what they need to do.

Okay, coming up.

Pull it super tight.

Okay.

Max, hold the tension.

That'’s a big... ing tender.

And that crane holding that,
and it'’s just no.

I haven'’t seen something
like this before.

Like, if that thing hits you,
you will die.

Okay, hold then tension.

- Okay, hold it now.
- Tight!

Be careful, be careful.

You all right?

Yeah, I'’m okay.

Just try to stop that
swing out there, Max.

Whoa!

See... ing was
moving down there.

Yeah!

You got to check with me
because there'’s a lot going on.

Yeah.

Luka'’s in work mode.

He'’s not thinking about
the client,

and that'’s an engineer for you.

They are just used to
doing the engineer thing.

This is where Luka needs
to figure out

the balance of being the bosun.

The guests are having dinner.

Just stand by,
let the dinner finish,

then load the tender.

I bet he'’ll never do it again.

Thanks.

Here you go.
Don'’t press any buttons.

- Good. Enjoy it?
- So good.

The best I'’ve ever had.

I'’m glad you guys enjoyed it.

Say, look at me.
I'’m the captain now.

- You done it?
- Yeah.

Okay, cool.

Do you guys want any drinks?

The boat is doing
all that for us.

We are tilting to the left.
We can feel it.

I am extremely surprised
that these guests

are not demanding.

I almost don'’t know
what to do with myself.

I am a little disappointed.
I mean, we have musicians.

We have the guy from "Jackass."

I just want chaos.
Like, where is the my chaos?

Yeah, I'’ll take
a virgin pina colada.

- That'’s for real?
- No.

I knew you were lying.
I knew you were lying.

I'’m like, let's go play poker.

I love chaos.
Just, it works for my brain.

Problem solving to
bring order to the chaos.

Just like my men.

This is why I go
for the delinquents,

because I'’m always
trying to fix them.

It'’s... ing chaotic.

- Have a great night.
- Good night.

- Have a great night, everybody.
- See you guys tomorrow.

Max, Max, Luka.

You wanna meet me
on the bridge deck aft?

Yeah, man.

Can we do something dangerous?

- No.
- No? Against the rules.

I'’ve had 27 surgeries.

I'’m, like, confused on
this relaxation stuff.

Yo.

Um, so I'’ll just get you to
to rinse this table and the...

Okay.
You'’re going to sleep?

Soon.

And then you start at 8 o'’clock.

This is my deal.
I give you efficiency.

I finish the things, you know.

And yeah, I can be in standby
and relax a bit more,

because if something
happens more, I'’m ready.

Daddy is ready, you know.

But I am tired,
and I want more break,

because I'’m working more hard.

My name is Max.

Good night.

Do you want to touch a nipple
or something before you sleep?

Real quick. Okay.

No sneaking in after
the shower, okay?

Good night.

Me.

Oops.

Hey, babe.

I thought you were just in bed.

Who is the bunch of people?

Boys or girls?
Boys or girls?

Don'’t worry about calling back.

Yesterday, my
boyfriend said to me,

"I don'’t want to influence
your night off.

"Do what you need to do.

"I would just hope
that doesn'’t hurt me.

You really do mean
the world to me."

So...

Yeah, what the?

I don'’t know.
It'’s confusing.

Bullsh...

I'’ll do the kid breakfast first.

Hi, beautiful angel.

Give him 10 minutes.

Good morning.

The slide is still out.

Come help us with
the slide, brother.

I love it when people are late.

Well, hello.

That is brilliant.

Wow, it'’s the pajamas for me.

The pajamas. Amazing.

We came underdressed
for this party.

They'’re boobjamas.

Natalya, Natalya.

Do you want to assist me
in the guest cabins?

I'’m going to go down
to the cabins,

but I'’ll visit
you soon, my love.

Okay, let'’s start off with
a good old croissant

for my bear.

- Really, babes?
- Yeah.

- Sleeping?
- Just woke up.

I'’m pretty... ing
frustrated with Max.

I'’ve given him enough sleep.

- You start at 8 o'’clock.
- Okay, cool, man.

- Thank you.
- Ciao.

Ciao bello.

Morning, you okay?

Morning, yeah, morning, okay?

I'’m a very quiet person.

I am quite calm, but when
I do go off, then I do go off.

And I'’m getting closer.

Okay, got it.

Tumi, I'’ve got breakfast ready.

Copy, on my way.

How come I haven'’t
done this years ago?

Why have I...
This is...

How am I supposed to go home?

- Grab that?
- One, two, three.

Got it.

Thank you.

Shirts, thank you.

Here we go.

Okay, we'’ve got
great stuff here.

Wow.

Where I'’m going?

Bring in the docks on the stern.

Then tie them off.

- Okay.
- Thank you.

Just make sure to
tie them off properly.

How was your food?

- Great.
- Amazing?

Would you like some water?

Tie it off there properly.

Make a bowline and then
a hitch or something?

But keep this tension on.

Cheffy, Cheffy.
They love breakfast.

- It'’s okay.
- I hope it'’s okay.

Me too, brother.
Otherwise, it'’s on you.

But it'’s on me, don't worry.

How good is that quiche?

Really good.
Okay, so anchor up at nine.

Maybe you could drive us
out of the anchorage.

Okay, cool.

- I'’m gonna drive.
- Sick, man.

It'’s a bee.
It'’s a real bee.

Look at the bee.

It came for the Nutella
and the honey.

It'’s coming to daddy.

Come over here,
I want to teach you this.

You'’re gonna lie like this.

Yeah.

So that you can move
your head towards me.

- So, hit command.
- Command.

12 o'’clock, one o'clock,
two o'’clock, three o'clock.

At the moment,
it'’s three o'clock.

- That'’s in control now.
- That'’s correct.

You know you'’re
doing a good job.

Thank you, Sandy.

Three and a half. Why?

Okay, I'’m gonna leave you.

You'’re gonna leave me.

Don'’t ask me how much
experience I have.

You say you know sh...,
but you don'’t.

It'’s all right, bro.
Come on, now.

No, it wasn'’t okay.
The communication was wrong.

Yeah, communication was wrong.
This I know.

Is he okay?

What are you on about, mate?

So what is your goal here?

Let'’s not like fight
in front of the captain.

Your attitude stinks, honestly.

They can start
hauling the anchor.

Lara, you guys
can start hauling.

Thank you.

Calm down. Honestly.

I don'’t give a sh...
Let'’s just do the anchoring.

So see how the swell
is picking us up?

Yeah.

I would put one engine
astern to stop that.

But I'’m just making sure
you know what we'’re gonna do.

She'’s moving.
She'’s using the boat.

- Yeah, but what side?
- She'’s spinning.

What are they saying?
Are they arguing?

- You stop to move the cable.
- Concentrate.

Lara, can you relay
what he'’s saying?

Communication sucks.

Hey, what'’s going on?

Deck crew'’s communication
has to be clear and concise.

It'’s a... ing safety issue.

You. Stop arguing.

- Okay, now we'’re good.
- No, you need to move.

- Okay, okay.
- That is not okay.

Next time on
"Below Deck Mediterranean"...

My gosh!

- What is...
- No!

Okay, that'’s enough.
That'’s enough.

- Kyle lounging again.
- Dude!

What?

If he'’s talking sh... about her,

he'’s definitely
talking sh... about me.

Max, Max, Luka. Max.

The gap looks smaller
than the boat.

We'’re going in between
these two right here.

Okay, copy.

I'’m... ing stressed now,
that'’s for sure.

Max, Max.

Are you getting a bit of
a semi there, babe?

Kiss right now!

Stop being stupid!

This is something I would
normally, like, full on date

and be, like, meet my parents.

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