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Aah!

This season hasn'’t even started,
and it'’s already a sh... show.

I got my chief and my second
stew stuck in immigration.

In order to save
the charter season,

I'’m starting with some temps.

It'’s a large vessel.

Having four on
the interior is a must.

- But for now, three.
- Yeah.

I need you to take command.

Easy.

When the chief stew comes,

you don'’t have a
problem stepping down?

No, I'’m happy.
I'’m flexible.

Thank you.

It'’s hard coming onto a
yacht knowing

I'’m just filling in a
temp chief'’s stew position.

Personally, I think I'’m going
to do a better job

than anyone that comes in.

Wow.
Beautiful.

I like that you have
this 200-ton yachtmaster.

That'’s good.

I'’ve been bosun for
about three years now.

I ran away from home
super young,

dropped out of school 16,

got myself to where
I am the hard way.

So you'’re only temp helping us,

and then she'’s leaving.

At the moment,
you'’re second stew.

What does that do?

It'’s supposed to
release the wrinkles.

I'’m not a teacher.
I'’m a follower.

I'’ve met someone now.

He wants an open relationship.

Open is dating others?

If you meet another Storm here,
what will you do?

- Hello.
- Hello.

I'’m Luka.

It'’s like the eyes, the smile.

He'’s like a surfer scooter
boy mixed with God.

Kian Karimi, my personal
friend and doctor.

It'’s an all-boys trip.

The couple days we'’ve
been in Italy,

we'’ve had about 20
collective Michelin stars.

I'’m Harry Potter, and
the galley is my Hogwarts.

It was great.

This is not your
average lamb chop.

I feel like I'’ve never even
actually used the chamois.

Is this your first
time on a yacht?

Yeah.

These are all photocopies
of certified copy.

I can try and
get them sent, yeah?

The officer just
had me scan this.

Who is that guy?

- Did you go to a school?
- Pardon? Yeah, yeah.

- You have to be honest with me.
- No, no, I am.

Big red flag.

I can'’t leave the dock
with you on board.

Get your documents.
Let'’s verify this.

Then a tender will
bring you to the boat.

I'’m in a horrible situation.

Hey, Ru.
How are you doing?

I'’m kind of just deciding
to call it quits.

Having to start the first
charter without a chief stew

and now a bosun.

So it'’s us three going
to leave the dock.

Adios, amigo.

So what I need
is an interim bosun.

Whoa.

What?

Yeah, sure I don'’t mind
stepping up and helping out.

This will be my first
time being bosun.

Fingers crossed, someone comes
in and we get another bosun.

Hi, Norma.

You'’re kidding me.

You can'’t get anyone
for two weeks?

Now, what do I do?

Unbelievable.

Okay. All right. Ciao.

Unbelievable.

Ing crazy.

This has never happened to me.

I guess I'’ll figure
something out.

- I just set the table.
- I'’ll do a fruit platter.

I'’ll do some berries, cheese.

- Good morning.
- How are you?

I'’m good.
How are you?

Fat, ugly, tired.

Good.

Would anyone like an omelet

or would they like eggs
in a specific way?

We can do anything.

- I want an over medium.
- Over medium.

- Over easy.
- Over easy.

Copy that.
First one'’s coming down.

- Woo.
- Damn windy.

- Hello.
- Give me the damage.

Two over medium
and two over easy.

Okay.
I think I know what that is.

You'’ll see the jetski
coming around in two seconds.

There you go.
The big toy.

Yep.

Whoa.

Swell.

We need to have
a South Easterly.

There'’s no protection.

It'’s a lot choppier
than last night.

I feel like I might throw up.

There'’s two over mediums.

Just be careful of that line.

This place is chaos.

I don'’t think this
is Jetski weather.

Put it back up.

- Well, practice.
- Yeah.

It'’s very dangerous because
the wind is gushing.

I'’m going to go back up.
You happy?

Yeah.

He'’s just,
everything is just okay.

He'’s beautiful and he has the
greatest qualities about him.

Like, he'’s God's gift.

It'’s sh...

Captain Sandy.
Captain Sandy. Luka.

So this is the over medium.

Yeah. That'’s okay.
It'’s not over medium.

- Is yours over medium?
- That'’s not.

What happened to the jetski?

- They'’re bringing it back up.
- No.

Now they'’re putting them
back up, right?

Yeah. It'’s a little choppy.
You can see that.

Give that one just on the table.

Okay.

And then I'’ll actually
walk that one around.

- Okay.
- This thing.

All right, who wants some bacon?

We will not have an
adventurous day today.

Captain Sandy.
Captain Sandy. Luka.

- Go ahead.
- What'’s your location?

On the bridge by
the time you get there.

Perfect.
I'’ll see you soon.

Would you like me
to clear this one?

- Yes, please.
- Sure.

Is that okay, everyone?

Well, we now know
that Jack is mortal.

Yeah.

- We found his weakness.
- Eggs?

Eggs are his weakness for sure.

He'’s a talented chef, but he
can'’t cook eggs worth a crap.

Would you like the yolks
to be more runny?

- Yeah.
- That was overhard.

In case you have any
more Americans,

maybe just, you know...

- Know that one.
- Have a guide.

Maybe just a picture guide.

Easy-peasy.

Hello.
We tracked one in. Had problems.

- It'’s a bit too rough.
- Yeah.

I agree.
This will pass.

So just have what we
got at the moment.

Yeah.
Maybe they'’ll go ashore.

We could use the tender
on the port side.

Yeah.

What'’s up, buddy?

Welcome to day two.

How you feeling, big guy?

No.

My God.

Let it all out.
Do you feel better?

- So...
- So?

I think the eggs...

Some people wanted them
a little bit more runny.

- Really?
- Yeah.

All they said, no,
they were fine.

- They were like...
- I knew when I was cooking '’em.

I... ing hate eggs.

I'’ll be honest,
I don'’t eat breakfast.

So, I can do all the
fancy things in the world,

but when it comes to egg things,
my head just falls off.

They'’re good eggs, Jack.

The Americans just invent
different egg styles every day.

Can you rinse my asshole?

Thank you, brother.

Let me check in with Sandy.

Okay. So, we can just
free these plates up.

Bread, too?
Just throw that down?

- Yeah.
- I'’m learning.

It'’s soaking in everything.

You'’re doing good.
Don'’t worry.

Knock, knock.
May I enter?

Of course.

A couple of the
guys are pretty...

- Are they really?
- Yeah.

- Tossing their cookies.
- Yeah.

So, if you think it'’s going
to be like this for a while,

maybe we'’ll go to shore
for a little bit.

It will be.
Let'’s get you ashore.

You know, having my friends
on board, I feel bad.

We'’re down team members.

We need to find a
way to give these guys

everything that they paid for.

Because if this
charter doesn'’t go well,

I'’m going to have
to find a new doctor.

They'’re going to feel better.

We can'’t do anything
anyway with this...

All right. I'’ll get
the tender around for you.

Thank you, Sandy.

- Hey, doll.
- It'’s good to see you.

- How are you?
- I'’m good.

- Are you wet?
- Yeah.

Fresh me up.

Cold shower.

Okay, gropey.
I'’m kidding.

- Cop a feel, would you?
- Get out of here.

Kidding.

Me and my boyfriend have been
together for four months.

He wants his open relationship
that I'’m so unsure about.

Like, every guy I'’ve been
with has cheated.

So, like, I'’d rather be
an honest relationship

from the start.

Unfortunately,
I felt the love for him

before I knew that this
is the style he wanted.

So, it wasn'’t like
I knew about it.

And I was like,
that'’s not my type.

Like, I already loved
him before he mentioned

wanting this style
of relationship.

I'’m half okay with it,

and I'’m half working on
trying to be okay with it.

So, with Luka, there'’s no
problem having to flirt.

Looking is fine.
Touching is a no-go.

Well, it is, I think, '’cause
I'’m in an open relationship.

So, does that mean,
like, do I get approval?

Like, do I go up to
the bridge and ask?

Do I, like, what do I do?

Get out of here.

I wonder who this new
chief stew is coming in.

- Luka to the bridge.
- Copy that, I'’m on my way.

So, they'’re sick.
They want to go ashore.

- They'’re sick?
- You'’re gonna have to move.

Lara, Lara, Luka, could you
come to the swim platform?

We'’re gonna take
the guests ashore.

Copy that.

So, you guys can leave.

We'’ll have the tender
on stand by.

- The tender?
- The tender'’s the small boat.

- Okay. Sorry.
- No worries.

The tender in America
is a chicken, isn'’t it?

- Chicken tender.
- Chicken tender.

That'’s funny.

Choppy.

- It'’s rough.
- All right.

Overboard.

It'’s probably your best bet.

It'’s a tender.
It'’s not an airplane.

You'’re not gonna get a
little bag to throw up in.

You just gotta chuck
it in the sea.

The sickie'’s in the
periphery, please.

The sickie'’s on the back.

One foot there, bro.

Here goes.
It'’s a good time.

It'’s a very good time now.

Yay!

- Yeah, buddy.
- Stabilized.

Yes, we are.

- I don'’t like it.
- Gotta decide.

You'’ll feel better ashore.

Spilling chunks.

Really?

- Hug me.
- You got this.

Don'’t you never let go.

The only unfortunate
thing is the tender

moves a lot more
than the big boat.

They'’ve got about 10 minutes
of absolute torture

before they get ashore.

We'’re gonna be all right.

You sure this is a good idea?

There'’s so much water!

Coming up...

Nathan is just not feeling good.

- Nice.
- You'’ll feel better ashore.

Gonna get a little worse
before it gets better, boys.

He'’s just cranking, man.

Let'’s do it.

All right, guys.
Have fun.

- Thank you, guys.
- Beautiful.

Amazing vibe.

Portofino,
it'’s... ing beautiful.

Million-dollar boats everywhere.

Portofino means the home
of the dolphins,

so if they'’re lucky, they may
see some dolphins in there.

Hopefully, they don'’t
puke on it.

Get our sea legs back.

- Good morning, Angel.
- Good morning.

So, if you guys focus
on smashing

out housekeeping together,

do the bed together so you
can both pull aside,

you know what it'’s like,

and then bathroom
next, next, next.

- Yeah.
- For sure.

I smell like dick.
I definitely smell like dick.

- I'’m stressed.
- I can'’t.

I'’m stressed.

It'’s definitely gonna
be difficult

stepping down from, like,
a chief stew role

when the new person arrives,

but this first charter,

I'’m sh... ting myself
a little bit.

We are crew members down.
Brooke'’s never worked on a boat.

I also want to impress
Jack, so...

This is a great opportunity
for me to show Captain Sandy

that I can just be an
amazing chief stew.

The guests are off right now.
Why don'’t you go chill?

They want, like,
a Michelin star dinner?

- I know, I know.
- It'’s gonna be a late one.

One more.

Pump it out.

- You good?
- Yeah.

This is Portofino.

Look at the views, amazing.

What do you think?

- Like it?
- It fits you. Yeah.

I'’m gonna get it.

- You feeling better?
- Yeah.

So you'’re gonna go up
around the whole town?

That'’s it, right?
That'’s the yacht?

That'’s it.

- I'’m here to help!
- Whoa!

- Hello!
- Look who it is!

Good morning!

Mother... er.

- You okay?
- I just hit my funny bone.

It wasn'’t that funny.

Okay, that'’s good.

The wind has died down.

Girls, girls, how are you
going in housekeeping?

We'’re in the master
right now, finishing up.

Jess, you can take over.

Brooke, go to the laundry
to swap machines

and then go on
break for two hours, please.

Copy.

Coming up slowly and rotating.

Kinda looks like a hot dog.

Nice. Coming up.

If she blows that up,
I can go pick up the guests.

Okay, good idea.

We can walk through.
The church.

Like a free open museum.

It'’s beautiful.

- Amazing.
- Pretty cool?

Very nice.

You sure you don'’t
want to go on break?

No. I like to get ahead
of everything.

My OCD.
Undiagnosed, but yes.

Undiagnosed.

We don'’t know how many
days and then you and me

are not chief and second.

And then we'’ll be together
in our little housekeeping

Hobbit hole somewhere.

Yeah.

I think Natalya is stressed that

the new chief stew is coming.

Maybe it'’s for the best.

Did you leave Brooke a list?

She'’s going to get very
overwhelmed with it.

I think you'’re going
too easy on her.

I'’m hoping the new chief stew
has a better way to delegate,

so we'’re all
equally doing work.

They'’ve all got a spoon each.

It'’s my favorite toy.

The trampoline in here.

I'’m pretty sure.

Perfect.

I just tied off over here.

- Yeah.
- How was land?

- Beautiful.
- It felt better.

We can have it aired up
by the time they get here.

It'’ll be awesome.

All crew, all crew.
Our tender'’s on its way back.

Here we go.

- Hello, hello.
- All right.

- Thank you, captain.
- Yeah, you'’re welcome.

- Better, right?
- It'’s beautiful.

How was it?

- Good.
- Awesome.

Jump in the water,
you'’ll feel better.

What kind of a Greek
goddess drink is this?

Hibiscus iced tea
with sparkling water.

Nice.

All right, you know the drill.

We'’ll just spin this around?

- This davit is incredible.
- It'’s amazing.

It'’s so easy to use as well.

We'’ll just feed this
out as I spin this.

Good job.

- Thank you.
- Grazie mille.

Good job.

Okay. The water toys.

All right, guys, ready
for some water activities?

You guys going to jump on this?

Wait.

That was a lot.

Good.
Throw on the banana.

Let it rip, bro.

Woo!

- That is bananas.
- No guts, no glory.

Woo!

Whoa!

These are fun.

- Jack?
- Yeah.

- Are you down in the crew area?
- Yeah.

That is such a great
toy for everybody.

This day turned out spectacular.

I'’m really impressed with the
way the deck team are working,

how quickly they'’re
getting the toys out.

It'’s a lot of work.

Within 15 minutes,
the slide is set.

Like, who does that?

But more importantly,
the client'’s having fun,

so I'’m impressed.

Woo!

I'’ve got the girl's
pulling stuff.

I just want to
know your meals courses.

Well, they'’re going to
be appetizers, right?

The first course is going
to be a risotto.

Okay.
But the next course?

The little salmon starter.

- Okay.
- After that'’s a venison dish.

What the hell'’s venison?

- Yeah, Bambi.
- Aw!

By the time I was 19,
I was basically running

a Michelin Star kitchen,

and I wasn'’t emotionally
ready for that position.

I took a big sabbatical
and went to Asia

and just changed
my whole mindset.

I was teaching the locals
how to cook western food

and vice versa.

For the last meal
of the charter,

there'’s a lot of Italian
influence, Asian influence,

in there inspired from
the Michelin Star restaurants

I reckon as well,

so it'’s kind of like
a biography on a plate,

because you can see my
journey throughout the courses

without sounding too cheesy,
but yeah.

After that is sea bass dish.

Ing hell.

- Woo!
- Awesome?

You want to take another spin?

Yeah, we'’ll do one more spin.

Look around.

Beautiful, isn'’t it? Woo!

That looks like a slide now.

Haleigh, Haleigh, please come
to the swim platform.

I need your help.

It'’s a cluster...

There'’s lines everywhere
and sh... everywhere.

I am quite a perfectionist.

I hate for something
to go wrong.

You know I'’m there.

Okay.

And cause the prop
not to be able

to maneuver the boat
as we want it to maneuver.

It'’s very dangerous.

It'’s completely around the prop.

What the?

- Okay, cool.
- You got it?

, yes.

I handled that sh... like a boss.

We'’ll put it on the deck.
We don'’t need it in the water

if there'’s nothing
attached to it.

- Good luck.
- Adios.

Okay, everyone'’s gotta go down.

First course.

You all right?

Wow.

Normally you have to
wash plates in between.

Yeah.

So we'’ve got enough plates
to get us through the course.

- Well, that'’s good at least.
- How'’s laundry?

Good.

I'’m gonna do a
tour de cutlery right now.

Alrighty.

You'’re done?

For now?

Frickin'’ dreadlock.

We may have to lift
that in the jetskis.

Okay, that'’s a party box.

My God.

, it'’s like those
ships at the fun fair.

It'’s nice.

- All good?
- You'’re on the money.

Thank you.
We smashed it.

- Good day.
- Yeah, it was good.

I'’ll go shower and
put my blacks on.

That'’s all your meals
you'’re gonna be working in.

That'’s ambitious.

- It'’s gonna be a fiesta.
- Wow.

I like Luka being head
of our department.

Yeah. He'’s nice.

Hi, girl.

Do you want me to
do anything else while...

On top of this dinner,
they want a music festival.

I have everything.

Can I get you to start
decorating that?

Should I bring the whole bin
of EDM stuff up?

- Please?
- Okay.

They have an amazing night,
get an amazing tip.

We'’ll all wear wigs and stuff.

All right. Nice.

- Let'’s go, guys.
- Do it.

Thank God.

Pan fried venison.

Cumin roasted carrot
balsamic sauce.

That'’s what I do.

This is one of these side
effects of being such a wizard.

You'’re doing so much good stuff
that you forget half of it.

With so many courses,
there'’s a lot that can go wrong,

but I'’m fairly confident
because Natalya'’s on

that it should be fine.

Luka, Luka, can you please
come to the bridge?

Is that all the deco right
behind the bar there?

Yes.

I can'’t work with this.
There'’s nothing here.

- What can I do for you?
- How'’s your deck team?

They'’re amazing.
The thing is, they love it.

You know, they'’re
actually into it.

Yeah.

And you were very humble in
the beginning and very helpful.

- Yeah.
- So, thank you.

It'’s been amazing.

So, Ru, he'’s not coming
back to the boat.

So, will you be
the full-time bosun?

- I would love to.
- I would love that.

Amazing.

By our next charter,
you'’ll have a new deckhand.

This whole time, I'’m thinking,

yeah, sweet, someone else
is going to come in

and take the position back,

but now the
- ing pressure'’s on.

Like, the season'’s
only just begun.

We haven'’t even put
this thing on the dock yet.

- Yeah, well, congratulations.
- Only been a few days.

- Tell the crew.
- Okay.

Yeah.

I have confidence in Luka

because Jason
highly recommended Luka.

He'’s smart. He's quick.
He can call distances.

How far is from this
boat to that barge?

That'’s right.

Does everything
without resistance.

It was all those little
moments that made me go,

wow, he'’s a leader.

All right.
Thank you so much.

Can I please have all
interior and whoever

can assist with service
to the galley, please?

But I figured some of
them are sitting here.

I can crack
at least some of this.

- What did you do?
- I talked to Sandy.

Ru'’s not coming back.
Promoted me to bosun.

You'’re Daddy bosun.
You'’re my, my boss.

Yeah.
Pretty cool, right?

Daddy bosun.
I like it.

- Hey!
- Who'’s ready to take a seat?

Natalya!

- Are you ready for this?
- Ish.

I think you'’re going
to kick ass.

Thanks.

Nat, did you want me going down?

It'’s a big night ahead of us.

They brought the good china out.

It is truffle risotto.

Say Italian truffle risotto.

- There they come.
- Holy crapola.

We have an Italian truffle
risotto with soft herbs.

- You ready?
- Yes.

- All right.
- Foodies.

- You like it?
- Yeah, dude.

- Perfect.
- Yeah.

This is exactly how risotto
supposed to be made.

- Yeah.
- Wow.

- Very nice,
- Good?

- My name is Jess.
- Yeah, Jess.

Smoked salmon and
cream cheese Ballantine

- with beetroot coral twill.
- Thank you.

You say the end part.

I'’ll say the smoked salmon
and cream cheese Ballantine.

You got it all, girl.

Okay.
We have a smoked salmon

and cream cheese Ballantine
with beetroot and a coral twine.

- Thank you.
- Enjoy.

That was good.

No.

That was amazing.
No mistakes yet.

Can you guys speak?

I can'’t even remember
the bosun'’s name anymore.

Luka.

Tell him, instead of
her doing the dishes,

if she can please just
focus on that sundeck.

- Haleigh?
- Haleigh.

Got it'’

Luka, if Haleigh can go
up to the sundeck

and help Brooke set up
the EDM party.

I just don'’t know how
to decorate that well.

Pretend it'’s your birthday party

and what you want there,
just boom, boom, boom, boom.

Team work makes the dream work.

Yes, and Brooke will
meet you up there.

All right.

I don'’t think I've ever
decorated for a party.

I went to a rave.

I'’m like, I know it's like beads
and neon lights and ecstasy,

and I had one of the three,

so do I just start
duct taping things?

Brooke, Brooke, can
you square up cabins,

like in the next
five minutes or so,

and just focus on that
decoration on the Sundeck?

Copy.

What is calvados jus?

You know jus
is a fancy word for sauce.

Calvados is apple liqueur.
It goes nice with pork.

- Can I say apple liqueur?
- No, just say calvados jus.

Thank you.

Okay.

Calvados jus.

Thank you.

So we have a braised pork cheek
with calvados jus.

It just melts in your mouth.

I'’m going to put
this here maybe.

We should probably
check on the Sundeck.

Okay.
Where'’s Brookey Brooke?

She'’s not here, and
I am really trying,

- but the only thing I put out...
- Holy crap.

- Wait, where'’s Brooke?
- Where'’s Brooke?

Was she ever here?

My God, can you run for Brooke?

- Brooke, Brooke, Brooke.
- How about this?

What'’s your location?

Heading up to Sundeck now.

I'’ve been a solo stew before.

I'’m used to working late nights.

I'’m used to running off coffee.

My blood is coffee,

so I guess this bitch is
going to have to pull it off.

So...

Coming up...

Cheers.

I'’ve got lust for Luka, but I've
got love for my boyfriend.

The confusion is real.

What?

Brooke, Brooke, Brooke.
We need you on the Sundeck.

Please, hurry.

Heading up now.

Can you lead service for
the next couple of meals?

Yeah.
You'’re the chief stew.

You should be leading service.

I can set up the EDM party.
I'’m a raver.

I'’m just not used
to leading service.

There'’s so much pressure.

Like, don'’t do that to me.

Okay, sounds good.

Why don'’t you ask?

- Natalya.
- This is a nightmare.

We'’ve got 40 minutes.

Let'’s just start
getting sh... up.

Should I crack
all these glow sticks?

They last a while, don'’t they?

- My gosh.
- What'’s up?

The Sundeck isn'’t set up,
so I have to lead service now.

We are literally
at the last dinner.

The guests are
ready to be cleared.

Can I get some hands please?

Can you please run down
and help clear?

How does an American flag go?

It'’s not this way, is it?

Yeah, right?

I was tying the string,
but it'’s like a piece of sh...

Okay, I'’ll take it.

Running around
with your head cut off,

- Training as we go as well.
- Yeah.

Well, it'’s the last day?

That'’s why I wanted to
make sure this was set.

It can'’t be extravaganza
if there'’s nothing.

That'’s broken now.

Would you like more red wine?

That'’s the different wine.

- That'’s not the same wine.
- Well, you love blends.

We'’re blending.

Jess told me this one.

No, no.

I will get you a new one then.

Okay.

Please, Nat.
Come back.

God, this is getting random.

Should I throw
them on the floor?

No, that'’s a bit weird.

We serve on the left.

Serve like, don'’t place...
I can'’t. I'm having like...

We all set at the same time.

- Okay, I'’ll look at you.
- Yeah, just look at me.

You got this.

- I'’m just taking three.
- I'’ll take three.

I'’ll take two, though,
in the guide of us.

Once it'’s garnished,
it'’s ready?

Yeah, indeed.

Okay, we have
octopus chorizo saffron aioli.

- Thank you, sir.
- Thank you.

- It'’s good. Very good.
- It'’s really good.

I don'’t know how he's doing all
this by himself in the kitchen.

Apparently, we just
chucked him in the cycle.

My...
Shut up.

That'’s pretty cool.

Rose branzino, heirloom tomatoes
and burrata cheese.

This is crackhead energy.

Burrata cheese, burrata cheese,
burrata cheese.

There, do you want to go?

This is called
the so random rave cave.

Nat, Nat, we'’re going
to need you down here.

Sure thing.

We have rose branzino
with heirloom tomato

and burrata cheese.

My God.

It'’s nice.

It'’s been crazy,
but we'’re doing it.

That'’s what it's about,
isn'’t it?

- Do you need her anymore?
- No. Thank you so much.

We got two deck jobs
to do tonight.

No, that'’s amazing.
Shots on me tomorrow.

Literally, on me if you want to.
We'’ll see what happens.

- My God.
- Saddle of venison.

We have cumin carrots
and balsamic.

They want to kill us with food.

- Let'’s go, ladies.
- Thank you.

What type of meat is this?

Do you know the deer that died?

That'’s on this plate.

EDM night is going to be,
like, in our graves.

Why do I feel more
confident in a wig?

So we had a saddle of venison

with cumin carrots
and balsamic glaze.

Yeah, that'’s nice.

His heart and soul
is in this food.

We got to bring Jack
to Los Angeles.

We'’ll invest in
a restaurant for him.

Dude, for sure.

They got it now.
You know what I mean?

You know what I mean?

We can help them, maybe,
now and then,

but if we do it too much,
they'’re just going to...

Yeah, boy.

- I know.
- You see all this sh...?

- Yeah.
- It'’s all just salt.

And you'’ve just got to
soak it real, real good.

This is, like,
my safe side up here.

I feel safer up here.

Come to me.

That sh... was scary,
but at the same time,

if they'’re happy, I'’m happy.

And I see that.
I can do it all except exterior.

Don'’t put me out there.

- Where'’s my wig?
- Here. You'’re pink.

I'’m pink. Me?

Let'’s go. Let's go.
Time to party!

Woo!

Welcome to the Ravecave!

- All right.
- Woo! Woo!

- Shots!
- Woo!

There'’s big ships
and little ships,

but there'’s no ships
like friendships.

Aw!
Cheers!

I actually want to
lose my dinner

over that corny-ass speech.

I'’m not going to lie.

I think I'’m pretty solid
at being chief stew.

Fingers crossed that when
the new chief stew comes on,

we have an actual dream team.

Last year, I thought I had one,

and that just
went crashing down.

I'’ve set the table.
The orange juice is done.

The pantry'’s clear.

You'’re not supposed to...

And I appreciate that so much,

but I don'’t want you
to be extra...

Well, clearly... ing not.

That needs to be managed better.
Can'’t be...

The boat'’s a sh... show
from the bridge deck down,

and nothing'’s pulled at all.

- I'’m just taking it day-by-day.
- Woo!

Come on!

Yeah!

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle!

I'’ll be back in a minute.

Can I get you anything
from downstairs?

No, sweetheart.
I'’m good.

Amazing.
I'’ll be back.

Yeah.

- Get up at 8:00.
- Thanks, Nat.

Sh...!

My God!

My body hurts.

Bedtime.
We had an awesome night.

Thank you for everything.
It was awesome.

Thank you so much.

Have a good night'’s sleep.

Party'’s over.
Time to go to sleep.

Got...

This is tomorrow'’s problem.

Hey, babe.

My God.
I'’m... ing dead.

I'’m just going to bed now.

I'’ve got to wake up
in four hours.

It'’s chaotic.

I don'’t even want to know
what you'’ve been up to.

Have sex with anyone?

I just don'’t care right now
because I'’m so tired.

I hate my life.

Luka, Luka, Nat.

Could you run me down a bottle
of those small glass waters

from the Sundeck, please?

How many would you like?

I just need to put one
in every person'’s spot

at the breakfast table.

- You all right?
- I'’m like about to pass out.

- You had some coffee?
- Yeah.

- Hey, brother.
- How are you doing?

How do you guys feel
the trip went?

- Pretty happy with it.
- I mean, we nailed it.

Are you guys going
to get someone?

Yeah, we'’re going to get another
deckie for the next trip.

Do you guys...
I might...

I might actually might
swap to the deck.

- Come!
- Should I?

Good morning.

Let me get you a coffee.

Yeah, coffee would be great.

Yesterday, there was a few
hiccups for breakfast.

You know, over easy,
over medium,

like "potayto", "potahto".

So I'’m making a quiche.

A monkey with no eyes
would make a quiche.

I feel like I got
hit by a train.

Good morning.

I'’m good.
How are you?

Okay?

Are you keen to have
a drink with me tonight?

Don'’t threaten me
with a good time.

I can have fun, you know.

All right, I'’m not from Ireland.

Wasn'’t good, was it?
Not a good accent.

Every time someone does it,

it'’s terrible,
but they think it'’s good.

Luka, Luka.

We need to be hauling
anchor at 11:30.

Copy that, and we just got
to pull up the slide.

Would you like some brunch?
Chef made quiches.

Yeah, let'’s do that.

Coming around.

- Is there a faster speed?
- Sorry.

- Coming up with sausages.
- The bacon'’s ready as well.

Yeah.
That was all good.

- Yeah.
- Crispy bacon and sausage.

Luka, Luka. We could
start hauling the anchor.

My feet.

You have more
French donuts downstairs?

- French donuts?
- Yeah.

- Croissants.
- Croissants, got it.

I can look.

If you yell out, and
I'’ll give you the signal.

Yeah, so I tell you what,
and then you just give, yeah.

I'’ll stand here
so I can see both.

Go ahead and start
hauling the anchor.

Copy, we'’re hauling.

There'’s four shackles on deck.

Just hold up, stop,
stop, stop, stop, stop.

There'’s a whole brick
attached to our anchor.

God.

Yeah.

Sandy, Sandy, Luka.

There'’s a brick attached
to the anchor.

We need to go down there
and cut it off or something.

What the?

I wonder if there was
a body attached to that.

There'’s a whole brick
attached to our anchor.

- See that thing?
- God.

Yeah.

Sandy, Sandy.

There'’s a brick attached
to the anchor.

We'’re going to have
to get on the tender

- and jump down and cut it off.
- Okay.

Yo, have you got like
an old knife I can use?

Just to cut a
line on the anchor?

There'’s a brick attached to it.

Butterknife, steak knife.
There it is.

Brick knife.

For the anchor, yeah?

Should we pull it up a bit?

Yeah.

- Got it?
- Yeah.

These can all go.

Copy that.

Okay. Up!

Good job.

Primary.

You can start airing
up your fenders.

So far, the deck team is
a pleasant surprise.

Luka has the
right temperament as a leader.

He is totally chill.

And Haleigh and Lara,
they don'’t seem to get rattled.

Fingers crossed,
this docking goes well.

This is trash, and
it smells like dookie.

Here'’s some quiche.

Do you want me to pop that
just in front of you?

- Veggie quiche.
- Yes.

Good.

- He got the eggs right.
- He got the eggs right.

You guys try the quiche?

Really nice.

That'’s what I was about to do.
Great minds think alike.

I'’m just on your
wavelength today.

ETA to the pilot station
is one hour.

Copy that.

Did he tell you
that he got bosun?

Seriously.

Ru'’s not coming back,
so Sandy made him bosun

and we'’re getting
another deckhand.

Ing amazing.

Jeez, Louise.

This is awesome, guys.
Thanks for the invite.

- Yeah.
- When'’s the next one?

You didn'’t tell me that
you'’re bosun, though.

- I thought I did.
- No.

I just told her, you donkey.

I love that you'’re bosun.

We'’re just going to keep doing
exactly what we'’re doing

- because we'’re smashing it.
- Congratulations.

Thank you.

I'’m definitely impressed
with how Luka'’s handling it.

Like, if we still had Ru,

this would have been
a different deck crew.

He'’s gorgeous to
look at as well.

God, he'’s hot.

It makes me wish I was straight.

- Bye, bosun.
- Bye.

He'’s so sweet.

That is a proper
final breakfast here.

This is a memory of
a lifetime, really.

Yeah, it is.

Fenders going over.
Pilot'’s approaching.

Pilot boat three meters off.

- Hello.
- Hi.

- Thank you. Hello.
- That'’s the pilot on board.

On our way up to the bridge.

- Bon giorno.
- Nice to meet you.

You, too.

First ground line
will be starboard side.

Starboard side.

I'’m taking the bow
from the starboard wing.

Copy that.
Me and Lara are on the stern.

Haleigh'’s up on the bow.

We'’re going in.

It'’s your stern coming in line
with the end of the dock now.

45 meters.

A little bit nervous.

It'’s the first time I've ever
called a yacht to a dock.

I want to make sure
Sandy knows I'’m calm.

Even though inside I'’m like...

Dude, like, we'’re going
to... ing hit the dock.

35 meters to the dock,
starboard quarter.

Sandy'’s backing it up.

25 meters to the dock,
starboard quarter.

15 meters to the dock,
starboard quarter.

Sandy, happy for us
to go with lines?

Yeah, go ahead. Yeah.

Caught another one.
It'’s that knot. Yeah.

- Spring, spring.
- All right.

- Holy hell.
- Two meters to starboard.

Go ahead and tighten
the ground lines.

- Just lock them off here.
- Yeah.

Luka, are you good?

We'’re all good on the stern.

We'’re going to start
getting the passerelle out.

Both headlines are on the winch.

- Luka.
- Yeah. Is that all right?

Incredible.
Great job.

Thank you.

I'’m going to have gray hairs by
the end of this... ing season.

I'’m so stressed.

And they did an awesome
job on the bow.

The girls are smashing it.

All crew, all crew.
In your whites now.

All right.
We you... ing smashed that.

- Yeah, we did.
- The whole trip.

What a team.

All crew, all crew.
Let'’s meet on the dock.

Adios.
Hasta la vista.

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you so much.

- Bye.
- Bye.

We'’re taking you with us.

- What an experience.
- I know. Thank you.

Your crew were incredible.

You are the coolest
captain there ever was.

Jack, I want to recognize you
for your skills in the chef.

Natalya, thank you for really
treating us very, very special.

Thank you for you and your crew.

Thank you.

- Cheers.
- Have a safe trip.

- Bye.
- Bye. Thanks.

All right, everyone. Out of
our whites, into our reds.

Woo!

And well done.

First charter done.

100 more to go.

Ligma.

- What is a lig?
- Ligma bum.

Lick my balls, put close.

All crew. All crew.
Let'’s meet in the sky lounge

for our tip meeting.

- Can we squeeze in?
- Yeah.

Incredible.

Not what I expected.

Everything that we went
through to get off the dock.

Ru, unfortunately, didn'’t
have the correct paperwork.

Yeah.

And then witnessing some things.

Because I pay attention in the
way you called it coming in.

I'’ve always had
to correct people.

I didn'’t have to.
And I knew.

- He is our bosun.
- Thank you.

Amazing support as well.

I am so happy I have women
on deck watching you two.

You just really dug in.

We just worked
very well as a team.

I think all of us.

Jack, you set a bar.

I'’m sorry.
You can'’t go below it. Ever.

Natalya, stepping up,
knowing that we didn'’t have

our chief and Kyle,
but then stepping back.

So I just want to say thank you.

- Don'’t you agree?
- Absolutely.

Thanks, guys.

Being crew members
down and, like,

being thrown straight into it,

I feel like we actually had a

very successful first charter.

There'’s a couple little hiccups,

but for being a first charter,

smashed out the bull cart,
bull cart, ball park.

Brooke, everything that you
did for us, thank you.

Anytime.

This will be your last night
with Brooke.

Have fun.
Go out for dinner.

Just show her your gratitude
because she helped us out.

Yeah.

So our total is $20,000,
$1,818 per person.

Wow.

Congratulations.
Thank you very much.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

- Thanks.
- Yeah, boy.

All right.
Let'’s do a top to bottom.

Lovely, lovely.

My goodness.
This crap everywhere.

We'’ll knock off now.

All right.
I'’m going to shower.

Yeah, go for it.

Where'’s your clothes?

Well, I was about to shower.
Then there was no shampoo.

She works on the interior.

She knows where
the... ing shampoo is.

I'’m free balling.
In the hallway.

If there'’s one thing that gets
me in trouble on yachts,

it'’s definitely the ladies.

At the moment, I'’m single.

I'’m keen to have some fun

and not get into anything
too serious.

Do you know that you guys
made out this night?

Yeah.

Natalya is definitely potential
trouble for myself.

Are you going to try to
hook up with someone tonight?

There'’s only two options.

Unless you go both ways.

If I'’m drunk, I'’ll kiss a guy.

But I recently decided that
it just makes me unhappy.

In South Africa,
it'’s not very open.

Yeah.

My family is fine with it now.

They are very conservative.

Are they, like, accepting of it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They love me.

It was actually in quarantine.

When I realized the first
time that I like women,

I don'’t like men.

As soon as I came out and
really felt comfortable

with that, it was like
I have wings to fly.

Like, I'’m actually okay, Lara.

You can accept yourself,
completely who you are.

When I go home,
I do feel like I need

to hide myself a little bit.

My parents would
never write me off.

They'’re amazing people.

But they were just,
like, you are really

stepping on some eggshells now.

But it is never going
to change with them.

Crew night out tonight.

- Come on, let'’s go.
- Let'’s get... ed.

Yeah, let'’s go.

After you, ladies.

Get in the car.
Get in the car.

I love straight girls.

I love a girly girl with
nails and a handbag.

If you see us back here
on the way home.

- Let'’s roll, mother... ers.
- Let'’s go.

Wow, it'’s a castle.

I can'’t wait to drink.

I'’m not carrying anyone home.

But someone might have to
carry me.

Lara is a boss.

All right, I need a drink.

- Okiedoke.
- Something to drink?

Can I have a margarita please?

- Two, please.
- Three, please.

Four, please.

We love a tequila.

- Let'’s go. We've got?
- Scouse.

- Kiwi.
- America.

- Americans.
- Afrikaans.

- Australian.
- Hawaiian.

Woo!

What a motley crew.

Margarita.

Guys, that couldn'’t have gotten
any better for a first charter.

I know it could go easily
downhill from here...

- I hope not.
- Easy.

Cheers.

Are you excited for two
new crew members?

I'’m really happy with
the crew right now.

Kyle is, like, you guys
are going to love him.

Can I ask you how do you
feel about being,

you know, demoted?

All I'’m saying is
this new chief stew

best be... ing good now.

Well, guess what?

What does evicted mean?

Evicted means...

You don'’t know a lot of
the words that we use.

I'’ve got a list of words that
I learn every day.

In school,
Afrikaans was the language.

And only when I went to,
like, high school,

English was brought
into my life.

And I tried many times
to improve the way I speak,

to be more articulate.

That'’s a big word for me.

It'’s actually on my word list.

- Let'’s go to the bar.
- My God.

Let'’s us roll.

Whoo!

My God.
This is sick.

- Yay!
- Whoo!

Yay!

Okay.

- Love a drink.
- What are we going to do?

Are you excited for your
new chief stew?

What the hell is this?

That'’s Otto.
Rugrats, baby.

God, this is strong.

I wanna see this one.

There'’s lust and there'’s love.

I'’ve got lust for Luka,

but I'’ve got love for my boyfriend.

The confusion is real.

Every girl has a love
heart on the bum from like 16.

What?

In the jacuzzi when
we have a jacuzzi party.

Coming up...

Where is the bridge?

Hello!

Finally you made it.

I know.

So this is a silverware
we'’ve been using for breakfast,

lunch and dinner.

The organization'’s a sh... show.

Excuse me?

Tootsie roll.

Shake your tootsie.

You can actually do it.

Whoo!

Yes, queen.

Do you want my titties on it?

- Are you gonna flash me?
- Yeah, I'’m gonna flash you.

I love it.

- My God!
- Jesus.

Haleigh'’s the most surprising person.

She'’s like, my God,
I'’m so shy.

Do you guys want to see my tits?

Like, it'’s very interesting.

Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.

- Lonely boy.
- Hey, baby.

Hey, there she is.

Dude, I hate vans.

10 o'’clock on deck.

10 o'’clock as well
on the interior.

- I'’m tired, dude.
- Exhausted.

- Let'’s go, baby.
- Let'’s go, girls.

Wee.

We need sleep.

I'’m kicking off.

Look at this cabin.

Ciao for now.

Yeah, ciao for now.

What'’s up, Paul?

I feel like a walking
bottle of alcohol.

- Captain.
- Hello there.

I wanted to talk
about cabin arrangements.

Do we know if the deck hand
coming is male or female?

Male.

So, you and Kyle are going
to be in the forward cabin.

Yeah.

And chief stew is going
to share with Jess.

And I'’m going to share
with the other deckie.

Great.

How are you doing?
How'’d you sleep?

Hi, officially chief stew.

I'’m so happy you got your visa.

I'’ll see you this afternoon.

I can'’t wait to
meet you in person.

Terrific.
Bye-bye.

Can you imagine that?

We'’re going to have
two extra hands.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

- Never again.
- Never again.

I'’m sad you're leaving.

I'’m going to miss you guys.

Bye.

It was nice to see what
everyone is like

when they have a
little bit of alcohol.

100%.

Captain Sandy, I'’m headed out.

But I just wanted to thank
you for this opportunity.

It'’s been amazing.

I wish you could
stay as a deckhand.

I just needed someone
with more experience.

- Yeah.
- Nothing but praise.

Thank you.
That means a lot to me.

- Yeah. Give me a hug.
- Sure.

- Thank you so much.
- Stay safe.

Okay, I will.

I definitely think yachting
is the career path for me.

So nice meeting you all.

I'’m sure we can
see each other soon.

I know. Bye.

I want to give credit
to all of the stews

because that is hard-ass work.

Okay.

What?

When are your two coming?

It'’s going to be so strange.

I know.

Does anybody have
a fitted sheet?

I feel like we actually had a
very successful first charter.

I'’ve established a
good relationship

already with everyone.

And on top of that, I'’ve set up
this yacht close to perfect.

This is huge.

It'’s going to be hard
to hand over the reins.

I'’m just going to meet
her face-to-face

and do face value and
just take it from there.

It'’s so pretty!

Where is the bridge?

- Hello?
- Hi!

Captain Sandy?

- Hi!
- Hi. Finally!

- I'’m here!
- You made it!

I know.

I feel like I'’ve been
waiting for this promotion

as chief stew
since last charter season.

The laundry looks amazing.

You did such a good job.

You'’ve been such a busy bee
while I'’ve been away.

I will make you the mix, just
go get frozen strawberries.

Why can'’t we deconstruct
the idea of a fondue bar?

In my opinion, you should
be a chief stew right now.

You are the concrete
of everything.

Can you just kiss already?

Don'’t blush, I know
you'’re getting red.

I'’ve always wanted to work
in the med, and it'’s crazy.

And as chiefy.

Well, we missed you
on the first charter.

My God, I wish I was here.

And Kyle'’s coming later.

- Yes, he is.
- So, that'’s great.

I'’ve heard great things about
you, and I trust Jason.

I love him.

Exactly.

I committed to Tumi.

The fact that she was held up
in immigration is not her fault.

Captain Jason highly
recommended Tumi,

and said she'’s ready
for a chief stew role.

She'’s focused, she's determined,

and she works really hard,
and she cares.

I know she can do this.

I don'’t know if
you'’ve seen Kyle's CV.

I haven'’t.

Natalya.
She bailed us out.

- She did a great job.
- Okay.

- She'’s a team player.
- Love it.

I think you'’re going
to really like them.

Yay.

Are you actually
on the top bunk?

I hate the bottom bunk.
I hate people'’s feet on my bed.

- Shall I show you your cabin?
- Yes.

Because you'’ve got a big cabin.

Finally, I always
get the small ones.

I know, but you'’re the chief.

Wait, you'’re moving
next door, aren'’t you?

Yeah.

We can talk to
each other through their valves.

- There she is.
- Hi.

- Hello.
- Hi. How are you?

Nice to meet you.

- I'’m Natalya.
- Natalya, Tumi.

- Hi. Nice to meet you.
- Jack, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, Jack.

- Hello.
- Here'’s your cabin.

Hi, how are you?

- I'’m good. I'm Jess.
- Jess?

I'’m worried
about walking on this boat

and being the new kid in town.

There'’s always this self-doubt,

and I guess that'’s when
you'’re really passionate

about something and you really
don'’t want to up.

The unknown just sucks.

Natalya'’s going
to show you the boat.

Yeah, I'’ll take you for
a tour top to bottom.

- Amazing.
- Settle in.

- I'’m here whenever.
- I need to go get my bags.

Okay.

That'’s what I need to do.

Do you need help with your bags?

Yes, please.
I'’ve got this huge one.

Where are you just flying from?

Miami.

- That'’s where I live.
- You do?

Yes.

Do you live there?
Were you just passing through?

I would never live there.

Settle in and I'’ll be here.

Thank you.

All right, I'’m just
going to change.

What time are we on deck
tomorrow?

I think seven.

This new deckie
is coming tomorrow.

An extra set of hands.

Exactly.

And maybe his name
will be Steve.

Steve Jobs.

- Natalya!
- Hi, girl. Let'’s go.

Have you done any
of the exterior?

No, just interior.

This area is the
least used of the boat.

I'’ve been in the industry for
a really short amount of time.

One thing that scares me is
would the crew respect me?

Yeah, it'’s all set up and ready.

It'’s really important to
set boundaries in the beginning

because that'’s something
I'’ve always had to deal with

in yachting anyway.

Like, you'’re not capable,
or there'’s not a lot

of people like me,
so it'’s like,

how the hell is she here?

So the master, quite nice.

On the other hand,
I met Kyle at the consulate

when I was getting my visa.

And Kyle obviously told me
that he had

his ups and downs with Natalya.

And I don'’t want
to be disrespected,

but I don'’t want
to demand respect.

That'’s where
my struggle comes in.

So, yeah, of course I'’m worried.

I'’ve just got to fabreeze,
all the beds,

all fresh linen on.

Where do these come from?
Why are they yellow?

- Is it from the boat?
- They just from the boat, yeah.

I think it'’s just a match.

Because, like, a lot of
the linen is just yellow.

When is the rest of
the new crew arriving?

Are they coming today, like?

I just know I'’ve got a
deckhand and he'’s a dude.

We do need more testosterone
to balance it out a little bit.

And is this ours,
this sunscreen basket?

Yeah, so I'’ve set them up.

I think it'’s nice
to keep it in there.

I prefer not to.

But then the guests
know it'’s near.

They don'’t think anyone else
has used the lip balm.

They can open it and they can
check that it'’s new.

Okay.

Down here is how
we'’ve been doing service.

So this is all the silverware

we'’ve been using,
breakfast, slushies, dinner.

I just look at it and
I want to cry.

So these are glasses
that we'’re using.

There'’s all along these sides,
there'’s kind of glasses.

There'’s glasses over here.

But I keep all
the tumblers here.

This is a.

- All good?
- All Gucci.

Bottom bunk?

Ooh.

Talk about gratitude.

First charter was pretty
wild with two people down.

It was really good and the
chef got amazing feedback.

He'’s really good and
he is so chilled.

- So...
- He is?

Yeah, just the communications,
just like the key.

- It'’s charter one, though.
- Yeah.

Yeah. Charter one. But no, he'’s
got so much experience and...

Good.

So what do you think
of the boat?

It'’s interesting.
It'’s cute.

It reminds me of Harry Potter.

The organization'’s a sh... show.

Excuse me?

Do you mean, like, from,
like, us organizing

or, like, the boat has set up?

- No, the boat itself.
- I was going to be like...

I was like, I think it'’s been
going pretty bloody well.

No, I mean...
I'’m not talking about you.

I'’m talking about the
actual boat itself,

the way that
it'’s naturally being set up,

- it'’s a sh... show.
- I think it'’s amazing.

They'’ve got a service set
on each level,

glassware on each level,
and everything'’s on one level.

Okay, I'’m giving
my opinion, though.

Yeah. I'’m telling you,
that'’s how I feel.

- Yeah.
- We'’ve got them here.

No, don'’t get defensive.

- All I'’m saying is...
- I'’m not getting...

- I'’m saying this naturally.
- I'’ve got my opinion as well.

You'’re getting offended.
I'’m not offending you.

From your part of organizations,

impeccable for what
you'’ve done in a day.

Before you got on this vessel,

the way that it'’s set up
is not necessarily

the way that I would
want to walk onto a boat,

that'’s what I'm saying.

I think, coming on, yeah,

I'’m just telling you
it'’s been great

- for running, obviously,
- I can give my opinion.

Right, I'’m just
saying it'’s lovely

that we'’ve got a set
on each level.

That'’s it. That's done.
That'’s it.

- Don'’t do this with me.
- That'’s it.

Don'’t put your hands up
at me, please. Thank you.

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