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Here's your dark ale!
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Of course! Two servings of
serpent sticks for table two!
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Yet another day passes with no new review.
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Have to admit, I'm a little disappointed.
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Feels like my boys have gone
and blue-balled me for real..
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Where should we go tonight?
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Fairy Nectar and the Milk Farm are good and all,
but we just went to both of them last week.
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Hmm...
Then how about we try that "Demon Hole"?
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Come to think of it, I haven't seen
the Pervs around here for a while.
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I wonder why?
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They're off working a special quest, apparently.
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Oh, yeah, I forgot they were actual adventurers.
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Nice to have some peace and quiet, though!
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Okay, all together now!
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If it's lewd, we love it!
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Let's go to heaven! Rouse your passions!
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Let's go to heaven! I know you want to!
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If you love all things dirty,
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then whatever your species you're one of us!
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I wanna feel good!
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Go all the way!
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Grab hold of the sword
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Go all the way!
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That you've been polishing
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Go all the way!
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The time for battle has come
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Let's go to paradise!
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Go all the way!
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If you love adventure
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Go all the way!
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Then make for paradise
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Go all the way!
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Without worrying about what people think
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Hey, hey, a cute elf girl!
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Come on dude, no dice, no way!
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How about we go in there instead?
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Hot freaking damn,
you're a genius my man!
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Come right in!
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Have a good time!
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Welcome!
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Let's go to heaven! Lust for glory!
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Let's go to heaven! One more stop!
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If you like the same goods we do,
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then whatever your species you're one of us!
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Let's go to heaven! With our "lifeblood" on the line,
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Let's go to heaven! One way or another!
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However many times we fall, we'll get it up again
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and satisfy both body and soul!
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This is our heaven!
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We hope to see you again!
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What up, Count Delivel?
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It's been like, thirty years, huh?
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Anywho, we got got
that new casket you ordered,
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plus some art
we thought you'd like.
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You come with different traveling
companions every time, it seems.
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Just one of the downsides of livin'
so much longer than everyone else.
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Forget that, though. Ever considered
building a castle a little closer to civilization?
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Living far from civilization makes
it easier to sleep for decades at a time.
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Right, our job here is done.
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Okay, let's head straight to a succu-girl joint
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It took us nine whole days to get here.
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My, that's a lovely nude.
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Right? She's a yuki-onna.
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You couldn't pay me to tangle with one in
real life, but in a painting, they're harmless.
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Hey! C'mon, let's get outta here!
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What's the big rush?
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Even empty-handed,
it's still gonna take us two days to get home.
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That's why we want to
leave as soon as possible!
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’Tis natural for a man to be so
preoccupied with satisfying his sexual desires,
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but members of the more
short-lived races are always in such a hurry.
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Meh, but that's why I work so well with 'em.
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C'mon, now!
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Well, I do have a succu-girl brothel that neighbors
my castle, and it is indeed ready for clients.
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My lord, pray tell where you
would like your statues placed.
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My liege,
may I refill your glass of wine?
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Quite the shrewd crew
you have here, Zel, my boy.
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Front Desk
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Wellllhaaa...
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Wh-what the hell is that?
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The front desk.
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I only come by once every decade,
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so the staff here spend most
of their time brain-dead and bored.
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Welcome to the undread brothel,
Succuwaif, my lord.
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That was fast!
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Necrowaif
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So why are they all undead?
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Why, living girls wouldn't like
to be left waiting for a decade or more.
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And the undead, as a whole,
are very unpopular with the vast majority of species,
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which means we don't get very many customers.
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But our good patron Count
Delivel provides us with steady income,
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so we just
laze around most of the time.
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Probably a good idea to leave Crim
out of reviewing undead girls, too,
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so this works out perfectly.
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Wait, why?
Does he not like scary stuff or something?
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This is paradise!
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No, just figured if he fucked an undead,
he'd probably send them to Heaven for real.
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Gives new meaning to "pussy slayer".
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I don't think I can handle the smell...
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You got any girls that don't reek?
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That's gonna be tough...
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How is it tough?!
How can you not find a girl who doesn't stink?!
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This is why nobody likes the undead!
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It's not that we
don't have girls that don't reek.
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it's just that your incredibly sensitive
beastman sense of smell is tough to satisfy.
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Your choices would be Spectrissa, a ghost...
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You can't touch me,
but you can touch yourself!
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Or Ms. Bones, who's a skeleton.
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You can touch me, sweetie!
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And that's it.
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She got a pussy to stick it in?
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Nope!
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Ah, jeez...
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Right then,
Sir Human, go on and choose!
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To be honest,
I'm not sure if they've got any girls I'd be into...
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Save for one.
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How about you?
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Huh?
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You're pretty damn cute,
so if you're up for grabs, that's my pick.
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Whaaa?
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Not gonna lie,
she could be pretty decent.
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Not like I've got much to lose!
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Uhh, well,
I am technically "up for grabs"...
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But I'm supposed to be the receptionist...
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Eh, not like anyone's coming,
so I suppose it's okay!
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Make that pretty damn cute.
Might've hit the jackpot.
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O-okay, how about you, Milord, Sir Elf?
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I'll take the jiangshi.
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Hi there, I'm Menmen!
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I'll take the vampiress.
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Oh, milord, it's been too long!
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Color me surprised,
they've actually got some cuties.
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Well, whatever.
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I haven't done this in ages...
I hope I can do it right
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This time, we went to
the undead brothel Necrowaif.
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All the girls there are undead.
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I asked the cute zombie
receptionist to be my partner.
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Yes, oh, yes!
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Bury your cock in me!
Fuck me to death!
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Normally I'd give a girl like her a solid 8 or 9,
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but that smell was..
not to die for.
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Her body was as cold as a corpse,
which you're either gonna love or hate.
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Six outta ten.
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The undead aren't all
that popular outside of species
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who like the
smell of rotting flesh.
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I'm hopping!
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You're gonna make me hop away!
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If you go with the jiangshi,
you'll get a real
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bloody taste in your mouth,
but it's not that bad.
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But she kinda just lies there like
a corpse when you're going at it,
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so that gets
points docked from me.
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Six outta ten.
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I went with the pile of bones.
Didn't even have a pussy to stick it in...
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Oh, yes!
You're rattling me to pieces!
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I didn't mind sucking on her bones,
but it wasn't sexy in the slightest.
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So I just spent all my time
linking her till I couldn't lick any more.
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Three outta ten.
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Many spurn the idea of lying with the undead,
calling them "smelly" or "incorporeal"...
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Suck on me...
Please, suck on me, milord!
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My darling Count!
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Yet vampiresses have no drawbacks.
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However, they are quite loyal
to the vampire who turned them,
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so they unfortunately
refuse to lie with other potential clients.
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Eight out of ten.
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Right, we got us some dirt
to slap up on the bulletin board,
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so let's get the hell home.
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I bet Crim's jonesin' to get to
another brothel right about now.
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Isn't the title of Count a pretty big deal?
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Why the hell's he staying
in that run-down place, then?
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Word is he's had that
title for around 1500 years.
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I don't think his Count title
gets him much of anything anymore.
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Animated Slime Brothel Magical Lotion
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Just treat him like some mega rich guy.
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Come again, my sweet, little angel!
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Y-yeah, sure thing.
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I went by myself!
I didn't even get asked to go!
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I'm totally hopeless...
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Indeed they were.
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Ale 'n Eats
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So, you went to one by yourself yesterday?
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Wh-what?!
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It's my job, right?
I wrote a proper review!
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Oh man, you're totally into it now.
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You'd go even if it weren't your job.
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You're a real man now, Crim!
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C'mon, let's see that review.
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and if it's good,
we'll head there, too.
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This time, I went to the Magical Lotion
brothel for animated slime action.
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At this establishment, a lovely witch
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will use magic to turn a
special liquid into a slime-like substanse,
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then pleasure you
in all sorts of ways with it.
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A spark of magic and a splash of luck,
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Slime, come forth to squeeze and suck!
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Let's put the "F" in "fun" and "fuck"!
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Go!
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Unlike the lotion at other brothels,
this animated slime is a substance like no other.
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You'll be surprised by its many versatile uses.
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The mana coursing through the slime makes
for an extremely pleasant experience, too.
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Soft, slippery slime, at my behest,
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Coalesce upon my breast!
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Alakazam!
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Slime be nimble, slime be quick,
slime caress this cutie's dick!
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Coitus commencio!
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Wond'rous slime, slick and green,
Turn to water, wash away clean!
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When the spell is lifted,
the slime turns to plain water,
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so clean-up is super easy,
and you don't leave all slimy and sticky.
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Damn, nine out of ten?
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I mean, this does look like a pretty sweet place.
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Bet that "lovely witch"
he mentioned is chock full of mana, too.
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I'm gonna pass on this one, fellas.
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What? Why?
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I don't much like to get wet.
Makes my fur all stiff and gross...
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And I'm still recovering from my
wild ride with Ms. Bones the other day.
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I'm gonna hit up my
go-to succu-girl instead.
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Who's your go-to succu-girl?
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She's a polar bear beastwoman named Ice.
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I told you we were
a one-night thing, y'big silly...
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She's so soft and fluffy, I just can't resist...
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Uh-huh.
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Smell ya later!
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Man, though, getting
pleasured by magic lotion...
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The more I think about it,
the more it sounds like a damn good time to me.
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Damn straight.
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Sounds like it's takin' the best parts
of fucking a slime girl and makin' them better!
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Gotta say, good job
pickin' this one out, Crim
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Huh?
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Uhh, well, actually..
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Man, you must've spent a ton of time
wandering around the red-light district to find this one.
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Not that I'm surprised!
You're in the midst of your sprung awakening
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Stop assuming stuff and let
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I saw it here, that's all!
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The hell is this?
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Kanchal went to a bunch of
adventurer taverns and brought these back!
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Let's fuck a Treant!
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Wait.
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What the...
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Hey, what the fuck?!
These guys are totally ripping off our idea!
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Yeah, seriously!
I've got some strong words for these bastards!
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Go fuck yourself,
mister "Yggdrasil, the World Dick"!
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"Yggdrasil, the World Dick"!
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Really, you've "been at this
for 8000 years", mister "Cocksmith of Eld"?!
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Stop blowin' smoke up our asses,
ya punk-ass gnome!
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"The World's Most Powerful
Incu-Beastman Hybrid, Cuntry Wolf Jamboree"?!
243
00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,860
You tryin' to pick a fight
with my man Brooz?!
244
00:15:05,860 --> 00:15:07,500
Wait, they're all
different groups of reviewers.
245
00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:11,610
Eh, we're just going to different
succu-girl joints and writing our thoughts.
246
00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:13,740
Anyone can do that.
247
00:15:13,740 --> 00:15:15,560
Surprised it didn't happen sooner.
248
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:18,250
And it's not like we have
grounds to sue or anything.
249
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,470
What to do, hmm.
250
00:15:20,470 --> 00:15:22,200
'Scuse me!
251
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:23,270
Coming!
252
00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:26,920
In the end, they decided
to simply read and enjoy them.
253
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:29,790
Hey, this is the magic joint Crim went to.
254
00:15:29,790 --> 00:15:32,560
Ooh, they gave it high scores.
255
00:15:32,910 --> 00:15:37,720
This one's another one of Archmage Demia's
projects, like the Gender-Swap Inn.
256
00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:40,890
Well, shit
Now we have to go.
257
00:15:41,890 --> 00:15:46,640
Hey, this review's done by
succubus film director, and a girl at that.
258
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:50,180
No way! We've got girls
reviewing places now, too
259
00:15:50,180 --> 00:15:53,170
Hser pen name's "Bi Bananan".
260
00:15:53,170 --> 00:15:55,310
So she swings both ways.
261
00:15:56,820 --> 00:16:02,460
This time, we're feasting our eyes
on some highly-prized girl-on-girl action!
262
00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:05,390
Here we go. Just relax.
263
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:06,850
Okay.
264
00:16:07,130 --> 00:16:09,710
Hyenas are excellent scavengers,
265
00:16:09,710 --> 00:16:13,780
but we also love
hunting living, virile creatures...
266
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:17,630
"Real Lesbian Action Tastes So Sweet!
267
00:16:17,630 --> 00:16:20,840
Especially When This Newbie's So Cute!"
268
00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:24,390
Take her, take me, get ready for take one!
269
00:16:24,390 --> 00:16:26,470
And action!
270
00:16:30,940 --> 00:16:32,170
Good, good!
271
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:37,810
Let me see a little more spit swapped there,
I want you as slimy as two slugs goin' at it!
272
00:16:39,970 --> 00:16:42,020
Yes, okay!
273
00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:44,870
That's it, that's the look!
274
00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:46,890
God, even I'm getting wet!
275
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,820
That look of dazed passion,
it's perfect!
276
00:16:50,820 --> 00:16:53,420
I'm so far out to sea
on this yuri yacht, I swear,
277
00:16:53,420 --> 00:16:56,300
I'm ready to be reincarnated
as the plant in the hit title
278
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:59,350
"I'm Just a Plant in the
Lesbian Couple's Room"
279
00:17:02,510 --> 00:17:06,040
You're cute.
getting turned on?
280
00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:09,970
Y-you said this was
just going to be job training..
281
00:17:09,970 --> 00:17:11,390
That's right.
282
00:17:11,390 --> 00:17:14,360
What better way to learn
than on the job itself?
283
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,140
Just like this...
284
00:17:19,110 --> 00:17:22,720
I'm going to devour you
down to the marrow.
285
00:17:25,580 --> 00:17:29,290
B-but Senpai, you—you can't
286
00:17:29,290 --> 00:17:33,110
Talking back?
You naughty girl.
287
00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:38,180
Y-you lied to me!
Senpai, you're the naughty one!
288
00:17:38,180 --> 00:17:42,370
Yes, that's it!
Fingers and tongue, double trouble!
289
00:17:42,370 --> 00:17:43,850
The calm before the fuck-storm!
290
00:17:43,850 --> 00:17:46,220
My heart just can't take it!
291
00:17:47,350 --> 00:17:52,500
Is that so? Well, then,
let's see if you talk back down here, too...
292
00:17:54,150 --> 00:17:55,780
S-senpai!
293
00:17:55,780 --> 00:17:58,860
Pan up! Pan wide!
294
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:01,270
Pan, pan, pan into this
perfect porntastic pussy party!
295
00:18:03,660 --> 00:18:07,650
Go on, get loud.
Let me hear that pretty voice.
296
00:18:14,870 --> 00:18:16,930
Oh, mistress!
297
00:18:19,130 --> 00:18:20,550
This take is so hot!
298
00:18:20,550 --> 00:18:24,570
I'm about to reach
the climax of my own film
299
00:18:27,850 --> 00:18:31,930
Believe me, you'll get a full,
hearty course of feminine frolicking.
300
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:35,900
If you'd like a lovely older
woman to teach you the ropes,
301
00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:38,560
then I cannot recommend
this place more highly
302
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:43,500
I'll tell you this, I have discovered
a forbidden door, and I threw it wide open!
303
00:18:45,570 --> 00:18:46,990
Eight out of ten, huh?
304
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:53,290
What's this ad? "Now Recruiting Actresses
(Of All Genders) for Succubus Films"?
305
00:18:53,290 --> 00:18:55,800
Mixing business in pleasure, looks like.
306
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,460
Gotta say,
she's got some balls on her.
307
00:18:57,460 --> 00:18:59,350
Or should I say ovaries? Shit.
308
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:04,020
"If you love the thought of someone
watching you, cum on down!"
309
00:19:04,470 --> 00:19:05,510
Hilarious!
310
00:19:05,510 --> 00:19:06,700
For real.
311
00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:09,690
I dunno if I'd be
that into going there, though.
312
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:10,870
Same, dude.
313
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:16,060
Yo, check this out!
Archmage Demia's got her own shop!
314
00:19:16,060 --> 00:19:17,280
Oh crap, you're right.
315
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:19,070
Whoa!
What is this place?!
316
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:22,220
All three groups gave
it a full forty points!
317
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,220
Hey, Crim!
318
00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:28,220
You been to this perfect-score place yet?
319
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:30,620
Don't be ridiculous!
320
00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:33,520
The Magic Metropolis is too far away!
321
00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:38,630
Oh shit, you're right,
it's here in tiny print.
322
00:19:38,630 --> 00:19:41,470
Boy, Crim's really
read the hell outta these.
323
00:19:41,470 --> 00:19:44,470
He even knows how
far away it is from here.
324
00:19:44,470 --> 00:19:47,060
He would've totally gone
if it wasn't such a trek.
325
00:19:48,010 --> 00:19:51,310
Ho there, you're back!
Good to see you, Stunk and Zel!
326
00:19:51,310 --> 00:19:52,430
Kanchal!
327
00:19:52,430 --> 00:19:57,120
You guys wanna hit up
this perfect-score paradise, right?
328
00:19:57,690 --> 00:20:00,790
I've got some Centaur porters
out front and ready!
329
00:20:00,790 --> 00:20:02,970
We can get to the Magic Metropolis
in four days with their help,!
330
00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:05,240
Well done, my dude!
Let's do this!
331
00:20:05,490 --> 00:20:09,100
And we've got plenty of cash
to throw around after helpin' out the Count.
332
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,910
What're you doing, Crim?
333
00:20:12,910 --> 00:20:13,470
Huh?
334
00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:19,150
You're going too, right, Crim?
335
00:20:22,210 --> 00:20:23,350
O-of course!
336
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,240
Here you go.
337
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,350
And we're off!
338
00:20:32,350 --> 00:20:34,480
We're comin' for
you, Magic Metropolis
339
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:35,870
Yeah!
340
00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:42,190
Sandlizard omelet and
scorpion salad, order up!
341
00:20:42,190 --> 00:20:43,520
Thanks!
342
00:20:43,970 --> 00:20:46,940
Boy, is it busy...
343
00:20:46,940 --> 00:20:50,430
Hey Crim, could you
take this to table seven?
344
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:53,660
Crim?
345
00:20:53,660 --> 00:20:55,960
My, if you're looking for dear Crim,
346
00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:55,150
Oh ye of all species gather round!
347
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:58,290
he went off with Stunk and the gang.
348
00:20:58,290 --> 00:20:59,270
Dang it,
349
00:20:59,270 --> 00:21:02,130
Stunk and Zel!
350
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:25,110
First, I yearn for the warmth of another
351
00:21:25,110 --> 00:21:28,870
Second, I journey 'cross twin mountains
352
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:32,910
Horny horny hard hard hard
353
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:32,910
(Oh, how big!)
354
00:21:32,910 --> 00:21:36,500
Third, your lascivious body
355
00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:40,340
Fourth, your lewdly moistened little bean
356
00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:43,170
That patron just did it three times in 30 minutes!
357
00:21:43,170 --> 00:21:44,880
Wow, a god in bed!
358
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:47,930
And we're not done yet!
359
00:21:47,930 --> 00:21:49,370
Everyone who loves lewd stuff.
360
00:21:49,370 --> 00:21:51,050
Everyone who loves to feel good.
361
00:21:51,050 --> 00:21:53,620
All you people, get the hell out here!
362
00:21:53,620 --> 00:21:54,240
Here we go!
363
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:55,790
Humans, elves, fairies, beastmen,
364
00:21:55,790 --> 00:21:57,330
monsters, spirits, angels, demons.
365
00:21:57,330 --> 00:22:00,400
All you customers with your hopes and dreams bursting out
of your pants, thank you for choosing this establishment!
366
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:01,890
How's your libido doing?
367
00:22:01,890 --> 00:22:03,470
How's the family doing?
368
00:22:03,470 --> 00:22:06,310
All right! Let's get this party started!
369
00:22:06,310 --> 00:22:09,250
Now with a stroke, stroke, stroke, let's put a shine on it
370
00:22:09,250 --> 00:22:12,300
Let's polish up our virility
371
00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:15,440
With another stroke, stroke, stroke, let's put a shine on it
372
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:18,880
Let's polish up our virility
373
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:22,040
Another wonderful view tonight
374
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:25,190
The town's all paved with pink
375
00:22:25,190 --> 00:22:31,720
Now let's all get along and sing the flower petal folk song
376
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:38,770
Mitsue's Room
377
00:22:40,930 --> 00:22:43,360
O succu-girl goddess
of love and beauty,
378
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:47,810
Let the wind blow across the Aegean sea,
379
00:22:47,810 --> 00:22:50,770
bring forth your scallop-born divinity!
380
00:22:57,450 --> 00:22:59,710
Even in the arms of a client she loves,
381
00:22:59,710 --> 00:23:02,310
she dreams of another!
382
00:23:04,370 --> 00:23:05,270
Oh, succu-girls are an ocean...
383
00:23:05,670 --> 00:23:08,520
A great, vast ocean of love!
384
00:23:16,590 --> 00:23:18,210
Sex you next week..
385
00:23:18,210 --> 00:23:20,910
I mean, see you next week!
386
00:23:20,910 --> 00:23:22,180
Bye bye
387
00:23:22,180 --> 00:23:24,470
Sex you soon!
388
00:23:24,470 --> 00:23:29,430
Let Your Eyes Behold the Glory and Mystery of the Brothel
with a Perfect Score! Take a Newlywed or a Horny Tutor
or a Little Piggie as Your Lover! They'll Squeeze, Squeeze,
Squeeze It Outta Ya! Infinite Pleasure Over a Satisfying
Three-Day Excursion! True Happiness Awaits!!!
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