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So?
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Damn, you took down somethin' that ferocious?
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"Ale 'n Eats"
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Hey, Meidri! How's my order comin' along?
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Oh, it'll be right there!
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Table for four? Right this way!
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Oh Meidri, could you take these away for us?
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Just a moment!
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Li'l miss Meidri!
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Be right there!
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Hey, Crim?
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Yes?
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Sorry, I need to take ten.
Cover for me, will you?
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Oh, sure.
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Is she okay?
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She looked a little pale...
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Probably just has to shit.
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Could you please not...
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She's going upstairs to
her room, not the bathroom.
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I know what it is, then.
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Huh? What is it?
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Altogether, now!
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I love bein' a horny bastard!
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Let's go to Heaven! Get your spirits up!
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Let's go to Heaven! I know you're in!
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If you like lewd stuff
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You're our mate, no matter the species!
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I just wanna feel good!
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(Let's bust a nut!) I've been polishin'
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(Let's bust a nut!) This weapon of mine
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(Let's bust a nut!)
It's time to whip out!
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Let's go to paradise!
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(Let's bust a nut!) A true adventurer
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(Let's bust a nut!)
Wants to find shangri-la
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(Let's bust a nut!) Pay no
heed how they look at you
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I found me a cute elf!
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No way, that's so gross!
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How about this establishment here?
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Oh, yes, that place looks great!
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Come on in!
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Enjoy yourself!
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Welcome!
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Let's go to Heaven! Get pumped up!
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Let's go to Heaven! Let's get it on!
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If you've been to the same establishment
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You're our mate, no matter the species!
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Let's go to Heaven! Show you've got spunk!
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Let's go to Heaven! Come one, come all!
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If you get down, get it up again
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Your body and soul will be super satisfied!
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In our beloved paradise!
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We hope you cum again soon!
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That time of the month?
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That's gotta be it, yeah?
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Oh, mother nature's monthly gift.
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If she's not feeling well, then
maybe we should go check on her?
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No way, dude. If it really is that time of
the month, you do not wanna interrupt.
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Look. When birdmaids
have their time of the month,
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they tug off their panties, spread their
legs, and pop out an unfertilized egg or two.
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Like "pop", it out!
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If that's the case... yeah,
we shouldn't interrupt.
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Y'know, I asked if I could watch one
time, and she beat the shit out of me.
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You kind of asked for it...
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But man...
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The more we talk about
it, the more I wanna see t...
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Some egg-layin' action!
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Hey! Spying on her is
totally out of the question!
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Well duh, we know that.
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Huh?
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But it's cool if we go to an
egg-laying succu-girl joint.
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They have those? Those exist?
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Hell yeah!
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Never been, though.
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And I know just the guy who can help.
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Lemme give him a holler.
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Why thank you, kind sir!
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"Come See Egg-Laying Showgirls
in the Raw! / The Warm Raw Egg"
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This entrance reminds me
of another place we've gone.
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Hello, and welcome to our establishment.
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Holy shit, her neck.
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As it seems you are new to the premises,
allow me to explain our model to you.
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Entry costs 2,000 gold.
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You may stay as you like after entering.
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However, we cannot guarantee that any
girls will lay eggs during your stay here.
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These are natural processes, after all.
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You may wait for several hours
without any eggs being laid.
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"Reception"
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If you understand and accept these
terms, you may pay and enter the show area.
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That really true, Narugami?
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Yeah, there've been days without eggs.
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Seriously?
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They're once in a blue moon, though.
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Most of the time, if you're here
an hour, you'll see at least one.
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Wait, you're makin' it sound
like you're here all the time.
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Hell yeah I am!
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Where else could I get the chance to swallow
down an egg right after it's been laid?!
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No cold-blooded Lamia could
pass up the chance! C'mon!
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H-hold on a sec!
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Don't you have some ethical concerns with
eating an egg right after it's been laid?
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Well sure, if it's fertilized,
but these sure as hell ain't.
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B-but they're still...
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How many millions of your little swimmers have
gone the throats of succu-girls, hmm?
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O-oh no, I'm gonna...!
W-well, that's... that's...
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That's fine, but for some reason, a guy eating a girl's egg isn't?
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You're not... you're...
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Blew that logic apart, didn't I?
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Okay, let's head in!
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Hell yeah!
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Enjoy your stay.
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Boy, there really are
a lot of lamias here...
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No surprise there, but look here.
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There are more mermen here than anything.
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Huh?
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Oh wow, you're here again?
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Entrance is this way!
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I mean, 100% of mermen have a
thing for egg laying, guaranteed.
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Whoa! We've got a famous gourmet
and a celebrity chef over there, too!
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Why?!
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Why? 'Cause they can't buy these
kinds of eggs in the marketplace.
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Right after an egg gets laid, it goes up for auction.
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But if these hotshots show
up, you've fresh out of luck.
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Money talks!
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If we want it, it's ours!
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But they're mostly after the really
rare or delicious types of eggs,
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so they won't bother bidding on birdmaid,
harpy, or other common types of eggs.
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So how much of the egg auction
money goes to the succu-girl?
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All of it.
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So the shop only keeps the entrance fee?
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So really, what's happening is:
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These girls come here to pop out an egg for all
these guys and earn a little cash on the side.
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Bingo.
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That's why you see normal girls coming
up on stage, too, not just succu-girls.
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Makes sense.
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Just like those girls who sell
their used panties for a quick buck.
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And here we are, waiting for it to
start... Doesn't that make us super gross?
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Right off the bat, we gone comin'!
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Thank you for your patience.
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The first girl of the day
is now taking the stage.
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Damn!
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Alright!
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C'mon!
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Hell yes!
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A lizardwoman!
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HERE SHE IS!
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There she is.
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Show 'em what you've got!
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Whoa, hold on, are you guys for real?
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That's it! Push it out! Lay that fuckin' egg!
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Bravo!
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Harasho!
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Tres bien!
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Nicely done, Charlotte!
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She was a total newbie,
but that wasn't half bad!
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If I can snag that egg
for 500, I might just do it!
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Fuck. I kinda wanna ditch.
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Oh, Father, who art in Heaven,
why have I come to a place like this?
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Our second girl is up next!
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What's it gonna be this time?
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It's me, Crocarina!
Are you ready to get laid?
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Lots of reptilian girls today.
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Guess it must be the right
time and climate for 'em.
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I couldn't care less.
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Can we leave?
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Okay, here I go!
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As these terrifying visuals have continued on for far too long,
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we hope you will instead enjoy Meidri's egg-laying scene.
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C'mon, c'mon, one more egg!
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C'mon, sweetie!
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Lemme get a peek at your cloaca and titties!
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No way, you're creepy!
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I wanna see ya squeeze that
egg out in your birthday suit!
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C'mon, strip, dammit!
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That guy's too horny to even think properly.
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Take it off! And lemme touch those lizard tiddies! C'mooooon!
I have no fucking clue why.
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Excuse me, sir, but stay off the stage.
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That clerk sure is scary...
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Plus, she's a bird of prey...
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Lamias aren't big fans of predatory birds, huh.
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Yeah, it's just biology, man...
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Alright, everyone? We're auctioning
off Crocarina's fresh-laid egg!
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Let's start the bidding at one hundred gold!
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Two hundred!
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Two fifty!
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Three hundred!
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Four hundred! Four hundred gold!
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Wait, where're you guys going?
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Oh, just thought it was time to head out.
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What?! But we just got here!
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I think we've seen enough.
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Okay, our next is Dely the Birdmaid!
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Birdmaid?!
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I mean, I guess we could
stay to watch a little more.
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It's a learning experience, after all.
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A birdmaid...
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Right, Dely, head on out!
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Whoa, she's coming through the crowd?
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Here she is, folks!
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The aquatic idol, Dely!
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The hell is that?
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A penguin-type birdmaid.
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Never seen one of those before.
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She sure is cute.
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Yeah, I wouldn't mind spendin' a night with her at a succubus place.
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That squeaky-slick body that would slide so
delectably down my throat... Holy shit, man!
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Am I the only guy here who's a little
skeeved out by that weirdly curvy body?
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She's gonna get to it!
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It's mine!
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Gimme!
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I mean...
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I guess she's cute,
if you're used to, you know...
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That's hot!
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Wait, are those two totally into that?
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I seriously don't get what other species are into, man.
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I-I think I might have one more!
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What? Why's everyone gettin' so hyped up?!
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Allow me to explain!
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A birdmaid typically only lays one
or two unfertilized eggs at a time!
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She will not lay a third unless her
body and mind are completely pent up!
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I get it. So it's like when a guy's super pent up and busts a huge load.
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That's exactly it!
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It means the girl's been feelin' hot and heavy for a while!
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Oh, geez, c'mon. I've got another one in there?
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However, it's not something that any nympho
who gets herself off all the time can achieve.
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That's why a third egg is a prized
event in the egg enthusiast circle.
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If you need proof, take a look.
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A bunch of those egg enthusiast mermen
got so worked up, they creamed their tank.
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Literally the last thing I wanted to see.
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This week, we went to watch an egg-laying show.
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I didn't even want to watch any of those lays.
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I might've had more fun if there'd been a
cute birdmaid or harpy girl, but instead...
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I would've had a better time at the strip show.
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That's why I'm giving it...
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"Chewy and delicious"
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Three outta ten.
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As you can see, they had a sea anemone girl
put on a show, but damn, those eggs were tiny.
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Each one's 0.7 millimeters across,
and with so many of them,
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it looked like someone just dumped powder in there.
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If you're not the kind of guy who thinks
these count as real, bonafide eggs,
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then I'd give this place a hard pass.
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Four out of ten.
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I mean, what do I say?
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I feel like I've stumbled into a whole new world.
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I don't think I'd ever go again.
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Three points.
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Forget what those losers said. Here, you get to
swallow down a fresh-laid egg from a cute chick!
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There's no brothel in the world
that could beat that for a lamia!
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Not to mention the thrill of buying
up an egg for less than you expected.
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If your species starts with "L" and
ends with "amia", you've gotta come here!
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00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:56,410
Nine outta ten!
250
00:15:57,750 --> 00:15:59,970
Wha... I...
251
00:16:00,340 --> 00:16:02,140
Where the hell did you go?!
252
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,610
What kind of disgusting perverts are you?!
253
00:16:05,770 --> 00:16:08,100
I can't even deny it...
254
00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:10,170
It was a great learnin' experience!
255
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,280
So that's how you pop 'em out.
256
00:16:16,070 --> 00:16:17,180
You little bastards!
257
00:16:17,740 --> 00:16:19,450
Damn, that sounds great.
258
00:16:20,030 --> 00:16:24,370
God, what I wouldn't give to gulp
down a warm, fresh birdmaid egg...
259
00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:26,950
Oh, geez, that's so gross...
260
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:31,460
Not only are they perverts, but my kind
can't help but get freaked out by lamia...
261
00:16:32,070 --> 00:16:33,450
What's this?
262
00:16:33,590 --> 00:16:35,630
You still feelin' under the weather, Meidri?
263
00:16:36,070 --> 00:16:38,340
I'm feelin' mighty hungry over here.
264
00:16:39,060 --> 00:16:41,510
Aw, well, guess we'll
have to cook something up.
265
00:16:42,010 --> 00:16:43,340
Wait, where are you going?
266
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:46,560
Why, to go whip up an omelet.
267
00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:49,810
We can probably find some
eggs up in Meidri's room.
268
00:16:49,850 --> 00:16:52,730
Knock it off, you freakin' eggheads!
269
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:12,590
Every species, altogether now!
270
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:16,680
One, oh how I crave the warmth of another
271
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:20,140
Two, climb o'er twin mountains of flesh
272
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:24,310
(Throbbing, throbbing,
up, up, up!) (Wow, so big!)
273
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:28,110
Three, that bawdy body of yours
274
00:17:28,110 --> 00:17:31,780
Four, wet lips and a perky bulb
275
00:17:32,070 --> 00:17:34,650
(That client came three
times in thirty minutes!)
276
00:17:34,650 --> 00:17:36,410
(What? That's incredible!)
277
00:17:36,530 --> 00:17:39,450
And we can keep coming!
278
00:17:39,530 --> 00:17:40,870
If you like lewd-ass stuff,
279
00:17:40,950 --> 00:17:42,620
If you like feelin' good,
280
00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:45,120
You better get on out there!
281
00:17:45,540 --> 00:17:46,500
Human, elf, fairy, beastman,
282
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,880
Monster, spirit, angel, demon,
283
00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:50,130
Dear customers coming
in with hot-blooded vigor,
284
00:17:50,130 --> 00:17:51,840
Thank you so very much for your patronage!
285
00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:53,420
Do you like gettin' it on?!
286
00:17:53,460 --> 00:17:55,050
Is your little guy fired up 'n ready?!
287
00:17:55,130 --> 00:17:58,090
Okay! Let's get this party started!
288
00:17:58,090 --> 00:18:00,720
C'mon, rub it out, rub
it out, polish one out
289
00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:03,640
C'mon, give your manhood
a good rub (fap fap!)
290
00:18:04,060 --> 00:18:06,980
One more, rub it out
rub it out, polish one out
291
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:10,150
C'mon give your manhood
a good rub (fap fap!)
292
00:18:10,310 --> 00:18:13,320
Tonight, once more, the view is superb
293
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:16,450
here in the red-light district
294
00:18:16,450 --> 00:18:19,070
Let's get along and let's get it on
295
00:18:19,410 --> 00:18:22,240
And do the brothel dance!
296
00:18:22,570 --> 00:18:25,030
(Translation by Katrina Leonoudakis)
297
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:31,290
Mitsue's Room Special!
The Great Succubus Popularity Poll!
298
00:18:37,220 --> 00:18:43,260
Without further ado, let me present
the results of our popularity poll!
299
00:18:46,230 --> 00:18:47,890
First, number nine!
300
00:18:49,350 --> 00:18:53,820
Tiaplate the Salamander, with 328 votes!
301
00:18:54,440 --> 00:19:00,410
Next up is Ocupa the Dagon with 404 votes!
302
00:19:01,370 --> 00:19:05,700
Coming in at number seven
is the milk-minotaur Ginny,
303
00:19:06,830 --> 00:19:08,370
who garnered 408 votes!
304
00:19:08,710 --> 00:19:11,710
Wait, I'm ninth?
305
00:19:11,710 --> 00:19:14,250
At least you made it in the ranking.
306
00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:15,710
Yeah, yeah!
307
00:19:15,710 --> 00:19:19,630
Lots of boys said you were too hot to handle.
308
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:24,760
How perfect... eighth place for an octopus...
309
00:19:25,140 --> 00:19:27,140
And doesn't it suit you, dear?
310
00:19:27,890 --> 00:19:32,980
But some of our boys said that
your suckers were a bit much.
311
00:19:32,980 --> 00:19:39,030
Forget that, how did I get seventh when
I've got these fine knockers? It's not fair!
312
00:19:39,490 --> 00:19:42,200
I'm just as surprised as you, sweetie.
313
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:46,160
Maybe some just didn't like how
firm your big breasts could get?
314
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:50,540
Right then, let's look
at sixth, fifth, and fourth!
315
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:57,300
Sixth place goes to Elza the Hyena, with 412 votes!
316
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:58,640
"Hyena: Elza"
317
00:19:57,340 --> 00:20:02,510
Fifth place goes to Eldry
the birdmaid, with 510 votes!
318
00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:04,140
"Hyena: Elza"
"Birdmaid: Eldry"
319
00:20:02,550 --> 00:20:08,390
And fourth place goes to miss
Aisha the Cyclops, with 571 votes!
320
00:20:04,140 --> 00:20:08,360
"Hyena: Elza"
"Birdmaid: Eldry"
"Cyclops: Aisha"
321
00:20:09,270 --> 00:20:11,270
The fuck? Please.
322
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:15,900
There were plenty of johns out there
who loved you for your personality,
323
00:20:15,940 --> 00:20:20,070
but your package might
be a bit hard to get behind.
324
00:20:20,070 --> 00:20:25,030
I totally thought I was
gonna be higher up! Boo.
325
00:20:25,370 --> 00:20:27,530
You're great at being submissive,
326
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:30,450
but if you don't learn to take a
bit more control in the bedroom,
327
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:33,120
You won't be able to handle those
clients who'll lie there like a dead fish!
328
00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:37,460
I'm surprised I made it to fourth...
329
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:40,130
I've never been popular before, not like this!
330
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:43,970
And you can go even higher, dearie, so keep it up!
331
00:20:43,970 --> 00:20:49,970
If you keep entertaining clients of all species,
they'll request you more, and you'll gain renown!
332
00:20:50,390 --> 00:20:52,270
Th-thank you so much, ma’am!
333
00:20:52,980 --> 00:20:58,270
Alright! Let's hear the top three!
334
00:20:58,270 --> 00:21:03,110
Coming in at number three, from Meow Meow
Paradise, it's little miss Mii, with 588 votes!
335
00:21:04,660 --> 00:21:09,120
I had a purrfect time taking that angel's virginity!
336
00:21:10,330 --> 00:21:12,830
Off by just fourteen votes...
337
00:21:12,870 --> 00:21:15,420
I was so close to making the top three!
338
00:21:15,460 --> 00:21:17,170
Quiet, tiny.
339
00:21:17,420 --> 00:21:19,750
You're so mean... you didn't have to say anything!
340
00:21:19,790 --> 00:21:22,800
What? I'm just callin' it like I'm seein' it.
341
00:21:23,260 --> 00:21:26,220
Come now, girls, let's make merry, now!
342
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:32,430
In second place, the 500-year-old elf, miss Elma,
343
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:31,440
"Elf: Elma"
344
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,600
who earned herself 885 votes!
345
00:21:35,650 --> 00:21:36,230
Whaa?!
346
00:21:36,270 --> 00:21:39,650
That can't be right! She's a total granny!
347
00:21:39,690 --> 00:21:42,110
Who put in these votes, anyway?
348
00:21:42,230 --> 00:21:45,950
The poll was only given to humans!
349
00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:50,120
Yay! I just loooove humans!
350
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:51,950
That's why it's biased!
351
00:21:51,990 --> 00:21:55,370
If only humans are voting,
then of course nobody voted for me!
352
00:21:55,410 --> 00:21:57,420
Pipe down, losers.
353
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,670
And now, for our first place and winner!
354
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:03,050
It's going to be Mitsue-san.
355
00:22:03,090 --> 00:22:03,590
It's Mitsue-san.
356
00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:05,550
Of course it's going to be Mitsue-san.
357
00:22:05,550 --> 00:22:06,630
Yep, Mitsue-san.
358
00:22:07,180 --> 00:22:12,180
Mitsue! Mitsue! Mitsue!
359
00:22:13,190 --> 00:22:16,070
"Fairy: Aloe'"
360
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:16,560
The proprietress of Fairy Nectar, miss Aloe,
361
00:22:17,690 --> 00:22:19,520
with 1422 votes!
362
00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:23,270
What?! It wasn't Mitsue-san?!
363
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,150
What the heck?
364
00:22:25,190 --> 00:22:27,030
Aloe doesn't even work, she just runs the desk!
365
00:22:27,070 --> 00:22:29,660
How dare you beat out real succu-girls!
366
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,910
Hey, I take on clients every now and then.
367
00:22:33,910 --> 00:22:38,330
If one of our regulars looks decent, I grab 'em for some fun.
368
00:22:38,330 --> 00:22:40,250
That doesn't make you a succu-girl!
369
00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:42,380
You're just picking and choosing!
It's like a hobby to you!
370
00:22:42,420 --> 00:22:44,960
I'm gettin' paid, so I'm in the biz.
371
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:49,390
Fun fact, I can only handle
guys eight centimeters or shorter.
372
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:50,850
Excuse me...
373
00:22:50,890 --> 00:22:51,890
Yes, dear?
374
00:22:52,260 --> 00:22:55,980
We totally thought you were going to be number one, Mitsue-san...
375
00:22:56,020 --> 00:22:57,230
Uh-huh!
376
00:22:57,270 --> 00:22:58,980
Oh, funny you should mention that...
377
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,990
Our hall-of-fame winner: Mitsue Onoda!
378
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,990
You're an inspiration, Mitsue-san!
379
00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:11,990
Thank you!
380
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:22,750
The hell do they think they're kidding?
381
00:23:24,460 --> 00:23:31,430
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