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Stay calm... Stay calm.
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Today is the day that will determine
the entire course of my life.
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Is my future shining bright
as the beautiful sun,
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or is it darker than the mud-black abyss?
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Today is the day that decides that fate.
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But...
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But it's not a choice I get to
make, so this is what I'll do!
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They'll be the ones to determine it!
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I know they will!
There's no doubt about it!
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They'll do it in my stead!
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Sniff sniff.
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Sniff sniff sniff.
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Sniff sniff sniff sniff.
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Yo, Crim.
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Yes, you called?
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You still smell like steak.
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You go back for another
night with that chick?
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I—I did not! Sheesh!
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Nincompoops.
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I swear, the whole lot of them
belong in a dumpster somewhere.
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Alright.
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Excuse me.
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So Crim finally——
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Stunk, Zel!
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Someone's got a request for you.
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A request? They want us to guard them?
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Who's asking?
Why didn't they just come to us?
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Who were they?
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They had a hood over their
face, and were
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changing their voice,
so—— pretty suspicious?
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The hell?
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So what'd they write?
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Well, that's interesting.
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Please write a review of a cyclops girl.
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Establishment doesn't matter.
Payment enclosed.
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That's all it says.
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Okay, then!
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Sweet, let's go!
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Aw, yeah!
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Yo, Crim, you're gonna get left behind!
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Huh?!
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Crim, you know you don't
have to go with them.
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Excuse me, Meidri,
I'm gonna take a break...
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Huh?
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Stop clapping!
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Okay, all together now!
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If it's lewd, we love it!
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Let's go to heaven! Rouse your passions!
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Let's go to heaven! I know you want to!
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If you love all things dirty,
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then whatever your species you're one of us!
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I wanna feel good!
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Go all the way!
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Grab hold of the sword
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Go all the way!
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That you've been polishing
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Go all the way!
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The time for battle has come
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Let's go to paradise!
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Go all the way!
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If you love adventure
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Go all the way!
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Then make for paradise
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Go all the way!
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Without worrying about what people think
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Hey, hey, a cute elf girl!
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Come on dude, no dice, no way!
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How about we go in there instead?
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Hot freaking damn,
you're a genius my man!
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Come right in!
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Have a good time!
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Welcome!
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Let's go to heaven! Lust for glory!
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Let's go to heaven! One more stop!
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If you like the same goods we do,
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then whatever your species you're one of us!
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Let's go to heaven! With our "lifeblood" on the line,
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Let's go to heaven! One way or another!
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However many times we fall, we'll get it up again
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and satisfy both body and soul!
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This is our heaven!
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We hope to see you again!
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Right then, gotta find a cyclops brothel.
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Meh, we can just go to
the one we saw before.
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Dang, this poor demon place keeps
getting the short end of the stick.
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Let's head on in, yeah?
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Wait, where'd they go?
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Hey, you two!
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Wanna ring my cowbell tonight?
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Nope, we got paid for this request, y'know!
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No hitting up other types of girl!
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Must not be in the mooood.
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Welcome, friends!
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What kind of lovely lady are
you looking for this evening?
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What's your thing?
Your number one recommendation?
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Our thing?
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Well, sir, our "thing" is size!
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We've got girls from F—cup to
H, all the way to K-cup!
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You name the size, we've got your prize!
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Gulp!
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Okay! I want the biggest girl you got!
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Hey! You bastard!
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Dammit, Kanchal!
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NOW, now, it is first come,
first served, after all!
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Oh, Megalo, dearie, you've got a client!
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Coming!
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Absolutely gigantic, wouldn't you agree?
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Why, you don't see girls with corneas
this colossal all that often, how do you?
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So that's What he meant...
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Boy, it sure is pretty!
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It's so brilliant and glassy,
I feel like I'm being drawn in!
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You, of all people, are into it?
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Right then, enjoy your stay, Sir!
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Now, don't fret, my dear friends!
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There are plenty of girls
here with super-Sized scleras!
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I couldn't be less interested.
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Um, could I ask for this H—cup girl?
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Yeah, sure, whatever you want, buddy.
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Look, dude,
we're more into normal—sized girls.
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Yeah, girls that have real proportions!
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I'm afraid that's a bit
difficult, my friends.
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Our establishment prides itself
on its enormous—eyed empleyees.
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I know, but that ain't our thing...
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W—well, we do have two
A-cup girls on staff...
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Uh... Hello.
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U-umm, are you sure about this?
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You really... want us?
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This time, we set our eyes
on a brothel full of cyclops.
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The receptionist will ask
if you want an "F-cup” girl,
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but the cup size isn't bra, it's contact
lens, so watch what you wish for.
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Umm, I...
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I just moved from my cyclops
village to the city...
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Everyone back home made fun
of me for having a little eye,
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so I don't get many customers...
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Don't worry, you're wonderful!
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Keep your chin up and keep at it!
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I know you're probably just being
nice, but thanks...
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She had huge tits,
but that doesn't really have
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anything to do with her
being a cyclcops, huh?
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It's embarrassing!
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S—stop looking at it...
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Seven outta ten!
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Apparently, eye size matters when it
comes to their magic eye abilities,
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so girls with small eyes are
pretty self-conscious about them.
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Are you sure you'll...
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...really be happy with a girl like me?
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That might be why small-eyed
cyclops girls are really submissive.
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They've got a bit more
mana than humans, so they
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might be a good pick if
you're in the mood for mana.
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Well, seven out of ten!
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Man, you two had it good.
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I had to go and say "gimme
the biggest one you got!"
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God, her eye was gargantuan.
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Honestly, it was almost comically big.
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But her confidence and warm
personality made up for it...
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Here!
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Then, She handed me eye drops.
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Squirt it in me...
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Please, squirt it in me!
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God, I'm so wet!
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If you've got a thing for
eyes, knock yourself out.
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Four points.
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I wanted to go to the Milk Farm.
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Some say the eyes are a
woman's mest beautiful asset,
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so by that logic, bigger would be better.
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However...
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Look deep into my eye...
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Huh?
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Deeper!
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O-okay.
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God, there it is!
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That infinite View is overwhelming,
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I can't get enough!
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Huh?!
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Oh yes, I'm dilating!
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Wha...
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Lick it... please!
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But her eye was really pretty,
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so seven out of ten!
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Their newest subject is quite singular.
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Looks like a place for experienced johns.
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Looks real interestin' from the review,
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but probably not that easy to get
into when you actually go there.
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I'm still wondering who asked
us to write this review.
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Whe knows?
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They didn't care what
Shop we went to, so it
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wasn't like they wanted
us to advertise for them.
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Maybe some guy wanted to know
what they were like before going?
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Still, he paid for all four of us to
go, plus extra on top of that.
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That's a lotto pay for curiosity.
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Those reviewers were always brutally honest
about their opinions in every article.
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That means their opinions
here are the truth.
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Which means that other
species really don't care!
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They don't care about my tiny eye!
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Okay! I‘ve finally gotten the
courage to lay my feelings bare!
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I'm so glad I fell in love with a human!
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I'm hungry!
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You know What I'm hungry for?
I'm hungry for mushrooms!
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Well, we've got sauteed mushrooms,
and mushroom spaghetti on the menu.
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Eh, nah, I'm not talkin'
about something that normal.
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I'm talkin' a big pot of mushrooms,
gathered straight from the woods,
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full of types types we can't find around town.
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That's nice, but we don't
have that on the menu here.
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Oh.
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I've got a mushroom you might like to
put your mouth on down here, Meidri.
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Want a taste?
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Ugh, I'm hungry for mushrooms...
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Mushrooms, mushrooms,
mushrooms, mushrooms...
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This happens to elves sometimes, right?
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This yearning for the woods?
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Ow, sheesh.
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Okay, let's go get mushrooms
in the elven forest!
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What's this "let's"?
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I don't give a shit about mushrooms.
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Man, some friend you are.
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Hey, Crim,
wanna come eat mushrooms with me?
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What? Mushrooms?
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Are you going to go
have sex with a myconid?
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Myconids, huh?
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I hadn't even thought of that.
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If you are, I'll come with.
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Guess we're headin' to the myconid
forest instead of the elven forest, then!
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Uh... What are you talking about?
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You're just as horny as the rest of us
now, aren't you, Crim?
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Wh—where'd that come from?!
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These woods are a little scary...
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I mean, it's a forest at night, so yeah.
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Damn, it sure is easy to get lost in here
with all the plants coverin' up the path.
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I sure am glad to have
someone experienced with the
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myconid forest helping us
out — that's you, Lulou.
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Look, here's the entrance.
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Hey, we made it!
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As thanks,
we'll pay for your visit here,
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Welcome to Myconid Forest
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though we do want you
to write a review, too.
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Path to heaven for
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men's mushrooms
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You sure are getting a lot
of work out of me, huh...
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Whoa, check out that
lewd, otherworldly glow.
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Gets me excited—
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I hope it does.
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Welcome to the myconid brothel,
my lovely fruiting bodies.
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The hell you callin' a fruiting body?
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Hey, doesn't she remind you of someone?
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Remind me of who?
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Oh, She does seem a lot like that one girl!
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Oh, that fairy receptionist?
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She does seem the same flavor
of apathetic and burned-out...
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I guess this is what happens to you
after so many centuries in the business.
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Indeed it is.
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Something about that deeply disturbs me...
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So, you came here to
have a good time, yeah?
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W-well, yeah.
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Well, then, let me welcome your
man-mushrooms to our fungus—fuck forest!
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Their morel mammaries and
cap—caressing cunts are
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grown right here in this
wood, for your wood!
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We'll get you squirtig your spores
all over their moldy mounds!
258
00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:41,270
You know where else I've seen these kind
of pun—tastic old ladies? Sex museums.
259
00:14:41,270 --> 00:14:45,470
Come now, this pun—tastic old lady got
here from centuries of sex-perience.
260
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,470
My job's to match up
our lucky customer with
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one of our hundreds of
species of mushrooms.
262
00:14:51,470 --> 00:14:55,100
Let's start with the
horny—looking human over here.
263
00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:55,930
You mean me?!
264
00:14:56,320 --> 00:15:01,470
I bet ya like to take a tumble with girls
covered in somethin' sticky and slimy.
265
00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:04,270
I can't even deny that...
266
00:15:10,850 --> 00:15:15,060
These nameko girls are the
perfect fungi—fit for you.
267
00:15:17,190 --> 00:15:18,390
Rock on!
268
00:15:20,470 --> 00:15:22,520
Mmkay, off you go.
269
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:24,210
Damn...
270
00:15:24,210 --> 00:15:26,520
Next up, you, elf boy.
271
00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:31,470
I take you for the type who appreciates
the taste and mana makeup of a girl.
272
00:15:31,470 --> 00:15:33,310
So...
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00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:35,470
For you, I've got two
girls with high magical
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affinity, and plenty of
milk for you to enjoy:
275
00:15:37,180 --> 00:15:39,470
the SHE-take mushrooms!
276
00:15:40,460 --> 00:15:42,010
Please...
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00:15:42,010 --> 00:15:43,810
Be gentle.
278
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:46,890
Oh, that's hittin' all the right marks.
279
00:15:47,470 --> 00:15:49,930
Have fun, now.
280
00:15:50,470 --> 00:15:54,120
Right, I'm sensing you like
more 'normal' girls, yes?
281
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,890
Wh—why do you think that?
282
00:15:57,120 --> 00:16:01,100
After so many years "helping" johns,
you start to get an eye for these things.
283
00:16:06,470 --> 00:16:09,700
These brown beech mushrooms
are the perfect size for you!
284
00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:13,220
Huh? But how do I pick just one?
285
00:16:13,470 --> 00:16:14,520
Don't worry!
286
00:16:14,730 --> 00:16:16,450
Every one of us...
287
00:16:16,450 --> 00:16:17,810
...will play with you!
288
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,600
That just leaves you, boy.
289
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,220
O-okay.
290
00:16:26,210 --> 00:16:27,770
An angel?
291
00:16:27,770 --> 00:16:32,850
Everyone knows about them, but I've
never seen one in person before...
292
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:37,850
Physically weak, but resistant
to magic and natural forces...
293
00:16:37,850 --> 00:16:40,180
And what's with those wings?
294
00:16:40,180 --> 00:16:42,520
How is he flying right now?
295
00:16:42,730 --> 00:16:45,470
From how I've seen him act,
he seems more gentle and
296
00:16:45,470 --> 00:16:48,770
pure—hearted,
but he's as horny as a teenage boy...
297
00:16:49,130 --> 00:16:53,520
For some reason, I get the
feeling he's half a woman, too...
298
00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:55,520
What the hell?
299
00:16:55,830 --> 00:16:58,890
I can't believe this...
I'm completely stumped!
300
00:16:58,890 --> 00:16:59,890
Excuse me!
301
00:16:59,890 --> 00:17:01,470
Huh? What?!
302
00:17:01,470 --> 00:17:03,470
Is everything okay?
303
00:17:03,470 --> 00:17:05,290
Huh?! Oh, yes, of course!
304
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:09,100
Let's see...
305
00:17:11,470 --> 00:17:15,030
H-how about this fine lass?
306
00:17:17,890 --> 00:17:22,390
N—nice to meet you.
307
00:17:32,590 --> 00:17:35,550
This time,
we headed into the mycenid forest.
308
00:17:36,630 --> 00:17:39,510
There were way too many
types of girl to pick from,
309
00:17:39,510 --> 00:17:43,640
but the receptionist will help you
pick the mushroom that's right for you.
310
00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:50,150
For me, she picked the slimy hameko girls.
She definitely got me right.
311
00:17:51,230 --> 00:17:52,280
I love it!
312
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,890
It's so manly!
313
00:17:54,470 --> 00:17:56,780
It's pretty great that
you can get a bunch of
314
00:17:56,780 --> 00:17:58,390
girls to do you at
once, for no extra cost.
315
00:18:02,890 --> 00:18:04,640
Eight outta ten!
316
00:18:07,140 --> 00:18:11,500
Pick a myconid 'cause you think it's cute,
and you might end up poisoning yourself.
317
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:14,970
But here, you've got someone to pick
out the girl that's just right for you!
318
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:20,300
S-so hot!
319
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:23,970
Oh, no... It's gushing out!
320
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:26,520
I—I'm gonna...!
321
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:38,350
The she—take mushrooms'
milk was pretty damn tasty.
322
00:18:38,470 --> 00:18:41,950
It feels like you're gettin'
two girls for the price of one,
323
00:18:41,950 --> 00:18:44,850
but since girls of the same species
are all connected underground,
324
00:18:44,850 --> 00:18:47,220
she was probably just one entity after all.
325
00:18:48,470 --> 00:18:50,140
Eight points!
326
00:18:54,130 --> 00:18:56,380
I was shocked the
receptionist got me right.
327
00:18:56,380 --> 00:18:59,590
After all, knowing I like
plain, normal girls isn't
328
00:18:59,590 --> 00:19:02,350
something you can deduce
just from my species alone.
329
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,390
I can't hold back any longer...
330
00:19:10,140 --> 00:19:11,150
Feels so good..
331
00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:16,730
So much!
332
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,910
As long as that receptionist's
intuition is right
333
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:23,370
on the money,
you won‘t have a bad time here.
334
00:19:24,470 --> 00:19:25,610
Nine points!
335
00:19:27,950 --> 00:19:30,210
And last up's Crim.
336
00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:31,250
How'd he fare?
337
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:33,000
Well!
338
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:41,770
Did that angel boy like you?
339
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:48,220
Well, y‘see...
340
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:57,930
Ah!
341
00:19:58,470 --> 00:20:03,070
Her skin was so soft and fluffy.
It felt really nice.
342
00:20:06,870 --> 00:20:11,900
Every little touch sent a shiver down
her spine. She was really sensitive.
343
00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:14,080
I'm usually not that
dominant, but seeing her
344
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,180
like that made me want to
take the lead with her.
345
00:20:16,470 --> 00:20:22,300
Making love to her felt like floating on
a fluffy cloud, which reminded me of home.
346
00:20:22,970 --> 00:20:23,680
Oh, gosh...
347
00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:25,760
I'm going to burst again!
348
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:29,390
My spores are coming out!
349
00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:35,350
When she released her
spores, the air was filled
350
00:20:35,350 --> 00:20:38,320
with an earthy smell that
I personally liked a lot.
351
00:20:38,980 --> 00:20:40,110
So, eight points.
352
00:20:43,390 --> 00:20:49,410
They weren't bothered by me or my Spores
at all, and they touched me a whole lot...
353
00:20:49,410 --> 00:20:52,460
Just thinking about it makes me want
to release my spores all over again...
354
00:20:53,940 --> 00:20:56,720
Good. I was right.
355
00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,520
Let's dig in!
356
00:21:03,090 --> 00:21:04,880
Finished on her face then, huh?
357
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:05,890
Nice.
358
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:31,290
Every species, altogether now!
359
00:21:31,370 --> 00:21:35,160
One, oh how I crave the warmth of another
360
00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:39,000
Two, Climb o’er twin mountains of flesh
361
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,880
(Throbbing, throbbing,
up, up, up!) (Wow, so big!)
362
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:46,680
Three, that bawdy bady of yours
363
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:50,510
Four, wet lips and a perky bulb
364
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:53,180
(That client came three
times in thirty minutes!)
365
00:21:53,220 --> 00:21:54,980
(What? That's incredible!)
366
00:21:55,060 --> 00:21:58,060
And we can keep coming!
367
00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,400
If you like lewd-ass stuff,
368
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,150
If you like feelin’ good,
369
00:22:01,190 --> 00:22:03,690
You better get on out here!
370
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:04,190
Here we go now,
371
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,780
Human, elf, fairy, beastman,
372
00:22:05,860 --> 00:22:07,240
Monster, spirit, angel, demon,
373
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:08,740
Dear customers coming
in with hot—blooded vigor,
374
00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:10,410
thank you so very much for your patronage.
375
00:22:10,450 --> 00:22:12,030
Do you like gettin' it on?!
376
00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:13,620
Is your little guy fired up 'n ready?!
377
00:22:13,620 --> 00:22:16,540
Okay! Let's get this party started!
378
00:22:16,580 --> 00:22:19,250
C’mon, rub it out, rub
it out, polish one out
379
00:22:19,290 --> 00:22:22,250
C’mon, give your manhood
a good rub (fap fap!)
380
00:22:22,250 --> 00:22:25,420
One more, rub it out,
rub it out, polish one out
381
00:22:25,420 --> 00:22:28,760
C’mon, give your manhood
a good rub (fap fap!)
382
00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:31,930
Tonight, once more, the view is superb
383
00:22:31,970 --> 00:22:34,850
here in the red-light district
384
00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:37,810
Let’s get along and let’s get it on
385
00:22:37,810 --> 00:22:41,190
And do the brothel dance!
386
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,640
Mitsue's Room
387
00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:55,790
Alright, girls, today,
I'm going to show you
388
00:22:55,790 --> 00:22:57,870
how to pleasure a
"mushroom" with your mouth.
389
00:22:57,870 --> 00:23:00,020
Thank you, miss Mitsue!
390
00:23:00,020 --> 00:23:03,040
First, take it in your hand.
391
00:23:11,300 --> 00:23:13,050
Now, you try!
392
00:23:13,050 --> 00:23:14,640
O—okay!
393
00:23:19,980 --> 00:23:21,900
They've got a long way to go.
394
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:23,770
It certainly ain't easy.
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