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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,833 --> 00:00:02,792 ♪ ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:02,793 --> 00:00:04,544 He had his fucking cell phone in his hand 3 00:00:04,545 --> 00:00:06,921 against the pottery while we were giving it to them. 4 00:00:06,922 --> 00:00:08,131 I just wanna make a great show. 5 00:00:08,132 --> 00:00:09,758 And if we include you talking 6 00:00:09,759 --> 00:00:11,176 about these wounds of frustration 7 00:00:11,177 --> 00:00:12,552 between you and Asher, 8 00:00:12,553 --> 00:00:13,970 then people are gonna connect with you 9 00:00:13,971 --> 00:00:15,889 and they're gonna think you're being honest. 10 00:00:15,890 --> 00:00:17,974 [Abshir] Stop discussing curses. 11 00:00:17,975 --> 00:00:20,185 If you put an idea in your head, 12 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:22,020 it can become very real. 13 00:00:22,021 --> 00:00:23,855 - [giggling] - [teacher] Girls. 14 00:00:23,856 --> 00:00:25,982 You're always complaining about the gaming board? 15 00:00:25,983 --> 00:00:27,901 [man] You should be proud of yourself, Asher. 16 00:00:27,902 --> 00:00:28,902 [beeping] 17 00:00:28,903 --> 00:00:30,445 [automated voice] $50. Max bet. 18 00:00:30,446 --> 00:00:32,614 This is your chance to do something about it. 19 00:00:32,615 --> 00:00:34,866 We're not gonna be able to do the story, 20 00:00:34,867 --> 00:00:36,951 unless I have the security footage. 21 00:00:36,952 --> 00:00:39,746 [Asher] I... I know the exact folder I put it in. 22 00:00:39,747 --> 00:00:41,414 I will get it for you. 23 00:00:41,415 --> 00:00:43,583 What the hell do you and Cara text about? 24 00:00:43,584 --> 00:00:45,335 - [Dougie] You can see. - What's this? 25 00:00:45,336 --> 00:00:47,545 [Dougie] That's some racist statue that she sent me, 26 00:00:47,546 --> 00:00:49,839 some miniature golf course in Albuquerque. 27 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:51,800 Wait till you see this show. 28 00:00:51,801 --> 00:00:54,135 Your art looks so good in our home. 29 00:00:54,136 --> 00:00:55,970 Did you guys talk about that release? 30 00:00:55,971 --> 00:00:58,473 'Cause apparently we need like an official signature before 31 00:00:58,474 --> 00:00:59,808 we can use your artwork in the show. 32 00:00:59,809 --> 00:01:01,476 Yeah, yeah. I need do that. 33 00:01:01,477 --> 00:01:04,646 No rush. Like, kind of a rush, but not, not a big rush. 34 00:01:04,647 --> 00:01:05,939 [chuckles] 35 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:09,776 Maybe corporate comedy class would be interesting for you, 36 00:01:09,777 --> 00:01:11,986 just so you could feel more confident. 37 00:01:11,987 --> 00:01:15,032 [muttering] 38 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:31,673 [gym teacher] Use your legs, pull. 39 00:01:31,674 --> 00:01:32,882 - [giggling] - Use your arms. 40 00:01:32,883 --> 00:01:34,050 Step, step, step. 41 00:01:34,051 --> 00:01:36,345 Pull, pull, pull. You're almost there. 42 00:01:37,304 --> 00:01:40,098 Good, good. Way to go, Max. 43 00:01:40,099 --> 00:01:42,017 Good job. Good job. 44 00:01:44,353 --> 00:01:45,855 Next. 45 00:01:49,608 --> 00:01:50,942 [girl] You got this, Josie. 46 00:01:50,943 --> 00:01:53,571 [gym teacher] Use your legs, pull. Use your arms. 47 00:01:54,697 --> 00:01:55,697 Keep stepping. 48 00:01:55,698 --> 00:01:56,865 [girl] You got it, Josie. 49 00:01:56,866 --> 00:01:59,118 Good job, Josie. Good job. 50 00:01:59,994 --> 00:02:03,621 Use your legs. Pull, pull. You're doing good. 51 00:02:03,622 --> 00:02:05,875 Good job. Awesome. Awesome. 52 00:02:06,083 --> 00:02:08,878 Use your legs, pull. Use your arms. 53 00:02:09,128 --> 00:02:12,088 Keep pulling. Keep pulling. Use your legs. 54 00:02:12,089 --> 00:02:15,842 Pull it. Pull it. Pull, pull, pull. 55 00:02:15,843 --> 00:02:17,093 [whispers] Fall. 56 00:02:17,094 --> 00:02:20,264 [gym teacher] Keep stepping. Keep stepping and pulling. 57 00:02:20,681 --> 00:02:23,058 Way to go. Way to go. 58 00:02:25,144 --> 00:02:27,645 Keep climbing. Keep... good, good, good. 59 00:02:27,646 --> 00:02:30,357 Touch the yellow. Touch the yellow. 60 00:02:31,483 --> 00:02:32,734 [whispers] Fall. 61 00:02:32,735 --> 00:02:37,072 [gym teacher] Great. Now, come back down slow. 62 00:02:38,991 --> 00:02:43,119 Slow it down. Good job. 63 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:44,663 Nala, you're up. 64 00:02:54,256 --> 00:02:56,758 Keep going, Nala. You're doing good. 65 00:02:56,759 --> 00:02:57,884 [grunting] 66 00:02:57,885 --> 00:03:00,261 Keep trying. Keep trying. One hand over the other. 67 00:03:00,262 --> 00:03:04,098 Use your feet. Keep pulling. 68 00:03:04,099 --> 00:03:07,852 Keep pulling. Pull it. Pull it. 69 00:03:07,853 --> 00:03:08,896 [grunts] 70 00:03:09,104 --> 00:03:11,357 [gym teacher] Keep trying. Keep trying. 71 00:03:13,859 --> 00:03:16,194 All right, Nala, maybe next time. 72 00:03:16,195 --> 00:03:18,948 You can't hog the rope all day. 73 00:03:19,990 --> 00:03:21,074 Next. 74 00:03:21,075 --> 00:03:22,952 Good job, Nala. 75 00:03:24,203 --> 00:03:28,206 So that's how it's gonna be. Well, I tried. 76 00:03:28,207 --> 00:03:31,961 [gym teacher] Okay, Jasper. Keep going. Keep going. Good. 77 00:03:37,967 --> 00:03:40,970 Um, she's bullying me. 78 00:03:45,015 --> 00:03:46,976 Is it hurting you? 79 00:03:47,309 --> 00:03:49,310 If anybody says anything negative about you, 80 00:03:49,311 --> 00:03:51,854 as long as you believe in yourself, 81 00:03:51,855 --> 00:03:55,817 no bullying is gonna get... get to you unless 82 00:03:55,818 --> 00:03:57,735 they get very physical with you. 83 00:03:57,736 --> 00:03:59,989 But I'm glad you came and told me about this. 84 00:04:00,155 --> 00:04:02,073 But be positive in all your actions. 85 00:04:02,074 --> 00:04:04,867 Believe in yourself, that's the main thing. 86 00:04:04,868 --> 00:04:06,160 Can I use the bathroom? 87 00:04:06,161 --> 00:04:08,038 Oh, sure. Go. 88 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:16,380 ♪ eerie music ♪ 89 00:04:21,552 --> 00:04:24,012 [GPS voice] Head southeast on Reservoir Street. 90 00:04:24,013 --> 00:04:26,682 Your destination is on the left. 91 00:04:53,959 --> 00:04:57,046 ♪ ♪ ♪ 92 00:05:10,559 --> 00:05:12,351 Okay. 93 00:05:12,352 --> 00:05:18,025 Sean. Sean. Sean! 94 00:05:18,358 --> 00:05:21,110 I called your name four times, man. 95 00:05:21,111 --> 00:05:23,322 What the fuck is wrong with you? 96 00:05:23,655 --> 00:05:26,366 You gotta answer me when I'm talking to you. 97 00:05:53,977 --> 00:05:54,977 [beeping] 98 00:05:54,978 --> 00:05:56,188 [Whitney] Oh. 99 00:05:56,355 --> 00:05:57,688 You got a bungee or something? 100 00:05:57,689 --> 00:05:59,107 This is fine. This is good. 101 00:05:59,108 --> 00:06:00,942 It'll work. This will work. 102 00:06:00,943 --> 00:06:05,238 [grunts] Okay. There we go. 103 00:06:05,239 --> 00:06:06,740 Thank you. 104 00:06:28,178 --> 00:06:29,721 Shit. 105 00:06:37,980 --> 00:06:40,273 ♪ I'm giving it my all ♪ 106 00:06:40,274 --> 00:06:44,277 ♪ But I'm not the girl you're taking home ♪ 107 00:06:44,278 --> 00:06:50,158 ♪ Ooh. I keep dancing on my own ♪ 108 00:06:50,159 --> 00:06:54,412 ♪ I keep dancing on my own ♪ 109 00:06:54,413 --> 00:06:56,330 ♪ I'm in the... ♪ 110 00:06:56,331 --> 00:06:58,125 [beeping] 111 00:07:16,226 --> 00:07:18,604 [grunting] 112 00:07:25,694 --> 00:07:27,362 [chuckles] 113 00:07:40,375 --> 00:07:41,710 Hello? 114 00:07:44,379 --> 00:07:49,050 - I'm calling the police. - It's me, it's me. [laughs] 115 00:07:49,051 --> 00:07:52,261 I see you've met my friend. [chuckles] 116 00:07:52,262 --> 00:07:55,223 ♪ ♪ ♪ 117 00:07:55,224 --> 00:07:57,308 It's from the mini-golf course, 118 00:07:57,309 --> 00:07:59,895 but not anymore. Now, it's yours. 119 00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:03,856 Okay. Thank you. 120 00:08:03,857 --> 00:08:06,108 I think your friend is a little cold. 121 00:08:06,109 --> 00:08:08,402 Should we bring him inside? [chuckles] 122 00:08:08,403 --> 00:08:11,280 - Sure. - [chuckles] Okay. 123 00:08:11,281 --> 00:08:13,449 Do you want help? Is it... I mean... 124 00:08:13,450 --> 00:08:15,577 No. I'm okay. 125 00:08:16,119 --> 00:08:22,166 So Dougie showed me the photo and it was disgusting. 126 00:08:22,167 --> 00:08:24,210 And I had to do something, 127 00:08:24,211 --> 00:08:26,755 so I offered the owner to take it off his hands. 128 00:08:27,005 --> 00:08:28,130 You paid him for it? 129 00:08:28,131 --> 00:08:30,383 Oh, my God, I didn't want this thing there. 130 00:08:30,384 --> 00:08:33,386 It's like a place for children. It's so offensive. 131 00:08:33,387 --> 00:08:35,388 It was around all these dinosaurs and it's like, 132 00:08:35,389 --> 00:08:38,266 I didn't want that, so it's gone now, 133 00:08:38,267 --> 00:08:41,936 and it is my gift to you and you can use it 134 00:08:41,937 --> 00:08:45,440 in your art and re-contextualize it. 135 00:08:45,941 --> 00:08:48,150 Maybe I can just sign it right now 136 00:08:48,151 --> 00:08:51,738 and you can buy it. How about that? 137 00:08:51,989 --> 00:08:55,033 [chuckles] I mean... 138 00:08:55,409 --> 00:08:59,328 an original Cara Durand piece in my home would be fine, 139 00:08:59,329 --> 00:09:02,164 but, you know, obviously if we wanna show it on the show, 140 00:09:02,165 --> 00:09:04,875 I'm gonna have to have you sign a release, 141 00:09:04,876 --> 00:09:07,378 and we all know that's not a quick process. 142 00:09:07,379 --> 00:09:08,838 Yeah. I... I'm sorry, I... 143 00:09:08,839 --> 00:09:11,132 I'm kidding. I'm completely kidding. I actually... 144 00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:13,843 I... I printed out the release for you 145 00:09:13,844 --> 00:09:16,345 just, because I know email is so annoying and, you know, 146 00:09:16,346 --> 00:09:18,139 it like, always gets lost and I'm... 147 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:19,516 I never pay attention to it. 148 00:09:19,808 --> 00:09:23,645 And, um, I will... Oh, here. Here, I'll get a pen. 149 00:09:26,481 --> 00:09:30,986 Okay. Here you are. 150 00:09:46,793 --> 00:09:48,503 Is everything okay? 151 00:09:50,005 --> 00:09:53,842 I don't think that I can sign this right now. 152 00:09:55,218 --> 00:09:57,386 I don't understand. 153 00:09:57,387 --> 00:09:59,473 What do you mean? 154 00:10:00,432 --> 00:10:02,351 I'm... I'm sorry. 155 00:10:03,643 --> 00:10:06,937 No. But you, you said that it was... it was fine 156 00:10:06,938 --> 00:10:10,817 if it was only in our house... only our home. 157 00:10:11,109 --> 00:10:12,986 What's... what's going on? 158 00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:15,363 Your art is all over the show, 159 00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:18,157 so it's like it would be really hard to cut around it. 160 00:10:18,158 --> 00:10:20,868 And... and Dougie says it's impossible, 161 00:10:20,869 --> 00:10:24,622 but, of course I'll do what I need to do, of course. 162 00:10:24,623 --> 00:10:27,291 I'm just... I... I think I'm just confused 163 00:10:27,292 --> 00:10:28,542 'cause we're friends, 164 00:10:28,543 --> 00:10:33,465 so why wouldn't you want your artwork in the show? 165 00:10:34,758 --> 00:10:37,594 I love that you have my art. It's... 166 00:10:38,136 --> 00:10:40,764 it's just... it's gonna be a whole thing, 167 00:10:41,681 --> 00:10:46,018 you know, considering what your parents do, 168 00:10:46,019 --> 00:10:50,147 and I'm also being told about, like, 169 00:10:50,148 --> 00:10:52,525 where I should be showing my art 170 00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:54,360 and then where it should be seen. 171 00:10:54,361 --> 00:10:57,572 And it's just, I don't know if 172 00:10:57,739 --> 00:11:01,242 I want my art in the show 173 00:11:01,243 --> 00:11:02,911 at this point. 174 00:11:06,123 --> 00:11:08,750 So what my... what my parents do? 175 00:11:11,169 --> 00:11:15,132 Well, they take advantage of poor people. 176 00:11:18,301 --> 00:11:23,098 I... I don't even really see them anymore. 177 00:11:23,515 --> 00:11:26,308 And my whole thing, my whole life 178 00:11:26,309 --> 00:11:32,398 is about doing everything that they don't do. 179 00:11:32,399 --> 00:11:36,902 But you know what? This is... this is good, actually. 180 00:11:36,903 --> 00:11:39,030 I needed to hear this. 181 00:11:39,489 --> 00:11:42,283 Nobody tells me the truth, honestly. 182 00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:43,576 And that's why we're friends 183 00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:46,788 because you're always real with me. 184 00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:54,588 And maybe I haven't been as real with you, lately. 185 00:11:55,088 --> 00:11:57,381 'Cause there's actually been a lot of things 186 00:11:57,382 --> 00:12:00,176 going on in my life that you don't know about, 187 00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:03,013 and that's not cool to do 188 00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:06,683 as a friend, you know. 189 00:12:08,185 --> 00:12:10,561 And I felt this distance between us lately, 190 00:12:10,562 --> 00:12:12,981 and I... I know this is why. 191 00:12:13,982 --> 00:12:16,233 So I'm insecure about myself 192 00:12:16,234 --> 00:12:19,488 and I'm not telling you things. 193 00:12:20,655 --> 00:12:21,990 But, um... 194 00:12:25,952 --> 00:12:28,538 I'm unhappy in my marriage... 195 00:12:30,707 --> 00:12:33,125 and I hide it well, right? 196 00:12:33,126 --> 00:12:36,254 Like, who would even know that? 197 00:12:37,589 --> 00:12:39,673 But I feel like he's holding me back 198 00:12:39,674 --> 00:12:44,261 and I just wanna be artistic, 199 00:12:44,262 --> 00:12:45,596 and philosophical, 200 00:12:45,597 --> 00:12:49,768 and all he cares about are the financials. 201 00:12:51,436 --> 00:12:52,979 And it's so sad, 202 00:12:54,439 --> 00:12:56,106 because I came here today 203 00:12:56,107 --> 00:12:59,486 to ask you to be a consultant for the show. 204 00:13:00,111 --> 00:13:03,405 That's what I wanted to do. It was gonna be so special. 205 00:13:03,406 --> 00:13:05,574 And, I mean... 206 00:13:05,575 --> 00:13:07,743 you don't want even want your art in the show, 207 00:13:07,744 --> 00:13:09,203 so, like, what am I thinking? 208 00:13:09,204 --> 00:13:11,789 I mean, I'm so lost. 209 00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:14,500 I'm so off base. It's crazy. 210 00:13:14,501 --> 00:13:18,337 I just... I... I should... I should just leave. 211 00:13:18,338 --> 00:13:20,549 I should leave. 212 00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:27,639 I didn't know... I didn't know about you and Asher. 213 00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:29,848 I'm sorry. 214 00:13:29,849 --> 00:13:32,434 Well, I mean, how would you know that? 215 00:13:32,435 --> 00:13:35,188 I haven't been telling you things. 216 00:13:41,319 --> 00:13:44,823 I was so excited. It was gonna be so special... 217 00:13:46,908 --> 00:13:50,744 and we have $15,000 to $20,000 for this job, 218 00:13:50,745 --> 00:13:52,581 and it's... 219 00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:06,761 So, what would... what would this job entail? 220 00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:14,811 I just really wanna get things right, you know? 221 00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:21,066 And so if I... if I have a question about Tiwa or Tewa, 222 00:14:21,067 --> 00:14:26,197 like I still mix those up. And I... you know, if have. 223 00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:31,369 So... so, like a Native American consultant? 224 00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:36,290 Yes. I mean, but it... it really wouldn't take 225 00:14:36,291 --> 00:14:38,209 much of your time at all. 226 00:14:39,502 --> 00:14:42,546 Would I... would my name have to be 227 00:14:42,547 --> 00:14:44,256 in the credits of the show or... 228 00:14:44,257 --> 00:14:47,427 I mean, if you felt comfortable with that, yeah. 229 00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:53,099 Could I... could we maybe do it anonymously? 230 00:14:56,019 --> 00:14:58,270 It's a pretty big network show, 231 00:14:58,271 --> 00:15:01,441 so, you know, if they... 232 00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,442 if they were paying you for this role, 233 00:15:03,443 --> 00:15:05,444 I... I do think it might be a little bit weird 234 00:15:05,445 --> 00:15:07,321 if it was anonymous, you know, like, 235 00:15:07,322 --> 00:15:10,742 I don't know if they would want that. 236 00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:18,707 So for... and this is for $20,000? 237 00:15:18,708 --> 00:15:22,461 I don't wanna force you into anything. [laughs] 238 00:15:22,462 --> 00:15:24,505 And it's just to consult. 239 00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:27,341 It's not about my art in the show? 240 00:15:27,342 --> 00:15:29,343 [stammers] Yes, exactly, just to consult. 241 00:15:29,344 --> 00:15:31,261 I mean, we could rip this thing up right now. 242 00:15:31,262 --> 00:15:33,305 I mean, you know, I'm just kidding. 243 00:15:33,306 --> 00:15:36,809 You can... you can take time to think about it, of course. 244 00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:39,270 But it's just to consult. 245 00:15:43,274 --> 00:15:45,359 Hmm. [chuckles] 246 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:50,699 [chuckles] Oh, I'm so happy we can talk like this. I... 247 00:15:50,865 --> 00:15:53,910 Yeah, yeah, me too. 248 00:15:54,452 --> 00:15:58,163 [laughs] Do you mind if I get some water? 249 00:15:58,164 --> 00:16:00,624 - No, no, please. - I'm thirsty from all of these. 250 00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:01,709 Get some water. 251 00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:05,879 Okay. I'm just gonna use one of these mugs. 252 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:07,882 [tinkling] 253 00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:30,154 I'm so ugly that on Halloween when I open the door, 254 00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:31,655 kids give me candy. 255 00:16:31,656 --> 00:16:32,823 [laugh] 256 00:16:32,824 --> 00:16:33,949 That's funny, right? 257 00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:36,911 Does anybody know what comedian said that? 258 00:16:37,662 --> 00:16:39,080 I'll give you a clue. 259 00:16:39,497 --> 00:16:41,499 He gets no respect. 260 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,752 Steven Wright. 261 00:16:43,918 --> 00:16:46,337 Actually, it is... 262 00:16:48,965 --> 00:16:51,634 Rodney Dangerfield, right? 263 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,802 We used to be really close friends, 264 00:16:53,803 --> 00:16:57,182 but then he stopped talking to me because I'm not funny. 265 00:16:58,725 --> 00:17:00,309 All right. Well, show of hands, 266 00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:03,438 how many of you, uh, know who Rodney Dangerfield is? 267 00:17:04,689 --> 00:17:06,482 All right. Well, he was the master 268 00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:07,983 of self-deprecating humor. 269 00:17:07,984 --> 00:17:10,819 And some say, that is the safest form of comedy 270 00:17:10,820 --> 00:17:13,572 because you're making yourself the butt of the joke, right? 271 00:17:13,573 --> 00:17:16,450 I know some of you right now you're asking yourself, 272 00:17:16,451 --> 00:17:21,330 "Jeff, you are an extremely handsome guy 273 00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:23,749 and you seem to be pretty smart, too. 274 00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:26,627 So how is that gonna help me with my career? 275 00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:30,256 How is it gonna help me if I'm pointing out my flaws?" 276 00:17:30,548 --> 00:17:31,924 Well, the answer is, and I know... 277 00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:34,761 I know I keep going back to emotional intelligence, 278 00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:37,679 but it is a form of emotional intelligence. 279 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:41,683 People are drawn to those who are self-aware, right? 280 00:17:41,684 --> 00:17:44,603 And puts everybody at ease, right? 281 00:17:44,604 --> 00:17:46,563 So, Rachael, you were, uh, saying something 282 00:17:46,564 --> 00:17:48,899 about, uh, mothering, smothering. 283 00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:49,983 What were you saying? 284 00:17:49,984 --> 00:17:52,027 I said, "Mothering, smothering, 285 00:17:52,028 --> 00:17:53,529 what's the difference?" 286 00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:55,030 Okay. Well, it's kind of a pun, right? 287 00:17:55,031 --> 00:17:57,574 But you're also looking back at yourself when you're saying 288 00:17:57,575 --> 00:17:59,868 that you're an overbearing mother, right? 289 00:17:59,869 --> 00:18:02,412 So what can be the exaggeration on that, 290 00:18:02,413 --> 00:18:04,833 that we can turn it into a joke? 291 00:18:05,625 --> 00:18:08,127 I'm not a mother, I'm a smother? 292 00:18:08,419 --> 00:18:10,838 That's close, but it's still a pun. 293 00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:14,717 So let's, let's take a look at, uh, Rodney here, okay? 294 00:18:14,884 --> 00:18:19,179 Are we really to believe that kids think he's so ugly 295 00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:20,639 that they give him candy 296 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:24,560 because they think he's wearing a monster costume? 297 00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:26,979 No, no. And that's what makes it funny. 298 00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:30,232 So what would happen if you were to smother your kid, 299 00:18:30,233 --> 00:18:32,985 like, like, way too much, right? 300 00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:36,197 He would suffocate and die. 301 00:18:37,198 --> 00:18:39,616 So you might say, 302 00:18:39,617 --> 00:18:42,953 uh, "I'm really concerned with my parenting skills 303 00:18:42,954 --> 00:18:45,080 because I'm... I'm afraid I might be arrested 304 00:18:45,081 --> 00:18:48,584 - for first degree smothering." - [laughter] 305 00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:50,586 Okay. Well, it's not the best joke, 306 00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:53,046 but you guys get the idea, right? 307 00:18:53,047 --> 00:18:54,631 Uh, Asher, you were, uh, 308 00:18:54,632 --> 00:18:56,550 saying something about a career change. 309 00:18:56,551 --> 00:18:58,010 How can we make a joke out of that? 310 00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:01,013 Uh, perhaps maybe, uh, you were fired 311 00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:02,723 or, um, nobody wants you? 312 00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,433 Well, I wasn't fired. I left myself. 313 00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:06,810 It was like a contract job, so I chose to leave. 314 00:19:06,811 --> 00:19:09,104 Okay. Sure, sure. But, but again, we're... we're, 315 00:19:09,105 --> 00:19:12,608 uh, talking about exaggeration here, right? 316 00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:15,695 So all we really need is just a kernel of truth. 317 00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:20,073 So, um, maybe the other day, 318 00:19:20,074 --> 00:19:22,492 uh, we were talking and you were telling me 319 00:19:22,493 --> 00:19:24,661 about an insecurity that you have about yourself 320 00:19:24,662 --> 00:19:27,664 and you thought it could be the source of humor, 321 00:19:27,665 --> 00:19:30,168 so why don't we, uh, try that? 322 00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:33,129 Um... 323 00:19:34,797 --> 00:19:37,633 I'd, I'd rather not go into it. 324 00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:39,092 Okay. Well, are, are you sure? Because again, 325 00:19:39,093 --> 00:19:41,553 you know, we all know that for a joke to work, 326 00:19:41,554 --> 00:19:43,055 um, we've got to be able to 327 00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:45,140 stretch the truth a little, right? 328 00:19:45,141 --> 00:19:47,769 We're not gonna take everything literally. 329 00:19:48,186 --> 00:19:51,188 Well, there's one thing I'd like to stretch a little bit. 330 00:19:51,189 --> 00:19:52,607 My penis. 331 00:19:55,318 --> 00:19:58,028 Okay. Well, okay. That's a good start, 332 00:19:58,029 --> 00:20:01,531 but let's try it again, but this time, 333 00:20:01,532 --> 00:20:04,618 let's not literally say the subject matter, right? 334 00:20:04,619 --> 00:20:07,288 Let's just hint at the subject matter. 335 00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:14,337 Well, there's one... well, there's one phrase I don't... 336 00:20:15,004 --> 00:20:16,630 no one ever says to me, 337 00:20:16,631 --> 00:20:18,882 "Is that a banana in your pocket?" 338 00:20:18,883 --> 00:20:22,552 Um, because even if I could stretch my banana, 339 00:20:22,553 --> 00:20:24,680 uh, no one would think I was happy. 340 00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:28,892 Okay. Well, again, I think maybe not exactly 341 00:20:28,893 --> 00:20:30,227 because I mean the banana... 342 00:20:30,228 --> 00:20:32,604 Oh, because you can't stretch a banana. I see, I see. 343 00:20:32,605 --> 00:20:36,024 Does it really matter how he phrases it? Can we just move on? 344 00:20:36,025 --> 00:20:39,069 Well, I, you know, I... I would really love for this joke 345 00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:40,862 to land properly for Asher. 346 00:20:40,863 --> 00:20:43,115 No, yeah, I understand, but I just, I mean, 347 00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:45,951 I'm asking myself why am I paying to watch you 348 00:20:45,952 --> 00:20:49,372 workshop a masturbation joke? I just wanna move on. 349 00:20:49,622 --> 00:20:52,165 Okay. Well, I don't think that Asher's joke 350 00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:55,377 was to invoke masturbation, right? 351 00:20:55,378 --> 00:20:56,795 I mean, Asher, do you wanna go 352 00:20:56,796 --> 00:20:58,631 and explain your joke to everyone? 353 00:20:59,799 --> 00:21:01,466 Uh, I'd prefer not to. 354 00:21:01,467 --> 00:21:04,302 Well, Asher told me in private that he has a small penis 355 00:21:04,303 --> 00:21:06,346 and I think that is what the joke 356 00:21:06,347 --> 00:21:07,973 was supposed to portray. 357 00:21:07,974 --> 00:21:10,058 You know, penis size, you know, 358 00:21:10,059 --> 00:21:13,979 that is a classic form of self-deprecation. 359 00:21:13,980 --> 00:21:15,272 [woman] He wants to move on. 360 00:21:15,273 --> 00:21:17,232 I don't understand why you keep dwelling on it. 361 00:21:17,233 --> 00:21:20,652 Okay. What about even if you rub the genie bottle 362 00:21:20,653 --> 00:21:22,487 really hard, you never see the genie? 363 00:21:22,488 --> 00:21:24,865 Stop, okay? Stop. 364 00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:28,869 Uh, I'm a man and I did not think that joke was funny. 365 00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:31,788 And I work with victims of sexual assault 366 00:21:31,789 --> 00:21:35,043 and I can guarantee you that joke would not land. 367 00:21:35,209 --> 00:21:40,255 Let's... all right. This is a learning opportunity. 368 00:21:40,256 --> 00:21:43,091 Asher told a joke that offended everyone. 369 00:21:43,092 --> 00:21:45,511 So let's talk about this. 370 00:21:45,803 --> 00:21:47,763 Okay, Asher, I'm gonna be blunt, right? 371 00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:51,058 Um, you crossed the line and, you know, 372 00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:54,853 you got to know when, uh, you're going outside the boundaries, 373 00:21:54,854 --> 00:21:56,772 and that's exactly what you just did. 374 00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:59,775 I guess kind of the way that you chose to phrase it, 375 00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:00,984 it was a little weird. 376 00:22:00,985 --> 00:22:02,694 I didn't even want to talk about it in class. 377 00:22:02,695 --> 00:22:04,154 That's why I brought it up with you privately. 378 00:22:04,155 --> 00:22:06,364 So, you know, maybe we could get together 379 00:22:06,365 --> 00:22:08,158 and we could have a private session, 380 00:22:08,159 --> 00:22:09,660 or maybe you could have, you know, 381 00:22:09,786 --> 00:22:11,203 - the next round of classes. - What are you saying? 382 00:22:11,204 --> 00:22:12,788 You don't want me back in this class? 383 00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:15,082 No, I do want you back. You have my email. 384 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:17,250 You know, why don't you contact me in a couple of months 385 00:22:17,251 --> 00:22:19,169 and we'll get you in with the new group, 386 00:22:19,170 --> 00:22:21,088 see how that goes. I mean, you know... 387 00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:22,464 Sure, sure. 388 00:22:22,465 --> 00:22:24,258 [teacher] Are we good? 389 00:22:26,385 --> 00:22:28,178 I don't need these fucking classes. 390 00:22:28,179 --> 00:22:29,721 I don't need to come back to this. 391 00:22:29,722 --> 00:22:31,056 If you were really funny, you wouldn't be 392 00:22:31,057 --> 00:22:32,390 teaching in a fucking Legion Hall. 393 00:22:32,391 --> 00:22:33,892 - [teacher] Okay. - You'd be on YouTube, 394 00:22:33,893 --> 00:22:35,268 like the comedians I watch. Okay? 395 00:22:35,269 --> 00:22:36,853 - That's a... that's a cliche. - I don't need this shit. 396 00:22:36,854 --> 00:22:38,021 Don't say that. That's not true. 397 00:22:38,022 --> 00:22:39,231 You put me in that situation. 398 00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:40,482 - Relax. - [Asher] Whatever, man. 399 00:22:40,483 --> 00:22:42,401 - Okay, dude. - [door closes] 400 00:22:43,069 --> 00:22:44,986 [Kevin Hart] I'm serious, I did, I thought my baby 401 00:22:44,987 --> 00:22:46,030 was a dumb baby. 402 00:22:46,155 --> 00:22:47,781 But now I realize he's not dumb, 403 00:22:47,782 --> 00:22:49,324 he just does dumb shit. Like I don't... 404 00:22:49,325 --> 00:22:51,284 I don't like the way my son throws his tantrums. 405 00:22:51,285 --> 00:22:53,120 You know, when a baby throw a tantrum, 406 00:22:53,121 --> 00:22:55,539 he's supposed to fall out, cry, roll on the ground. 407 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:56,957 That's a tantrum. 408 00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:58,500 This is not a joke, this is for real. 409 00:22:58,501 --> 00:22:59,418 [thud] 410 00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:00,962 It's the most retarded thing 411 00:23:01,087 --> 00:23:02,796 I've seen in my life. I can't say nothing. 412 00:23:02,797 --> 00:23:04,172 I got to wait till he's finished 413 00:23:04,173 --> 00:23:06,300 then explain to people what happened. 414 00:23:18,646 --> 00:23:20,565 No, I know, exactly. 415 00:23:21,482 --> 00:23:26,194 Yeah. Uh, hold on one second. 416 00:23:26,195 --> 00:23:27,822 [door closes] 417 00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:37,331 Okay. No, I know. I completely agree. 418 00:23:46,132 --> 00:23:47,299 ...throughout our state, 419 00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:49,467 we can only hope changes come soon, 420 00:23:49,468 --> 00:23:53,805 especially to this area. Monica Perez, KOE 7. 421 00:23:53,806 --> 00:23:55,849 Thank you, Monica, shocking stuff. 422 00:23:55,850 --> 00:23:57,976 There is nothing funny about addiction. 423 00:23:57,977 --> 00:23:59,436 All right. Let's check in with Carey. 424 00:23:59,437 --> 00:24:01,271 And brighten things up with forecast. 425 00:24:01,272 --> 00:24:03,816 [Carey] Ooh, well, I'll tell you... 426 00:24:05,818 --> 00:24:08,403 You know, gambling addiction is a huge problem here 427 00:24:08,404 --> 00:24:10,197 in our states and our reporting 428 00:24:10,198 --> 00:24:13,992 uncovered questionable practices at Whistling River. 429 00:24:13,993 --> 00:24:15,995 Monica Perez reports. 430 00:24:16,287 --> 00:24:19,080 The roll of the dice, the spin of the wheel, 431 00:24:19,081 --> 00:24:20,373 the turn of the card. 432 00:24:20,374 --> 00:24:22,918 At any moment, you could be a winner. 433 00:24:22,919 --> 00:24:25,170 But for more than 10 million Americans 434 00:24:25,171 --> 00:24:26,880 who are addicted to gambling, 435 00:24:26,881 --> 00:24:30,008 these images may remind them of their life savings 436 00:24:30,009 --> 00:24:31,301 going down the drain. 437 00:24:31,302 --> 00:24:32,969 And to prevent this from happening, 438 00:24:32,970 --> 00:24:36,139 local recovering addicts like Joanna Hernandez... 439 00:24:36,140 --> 00:24:38,391 rely on the New Mexico Gaming Control Board, 440 00:24:38,392 --> 00:24:41,186 in collaboration with the casinos themselves, 441 00:24:41,187 --> 00:24:43,481 to prevent them from playing. 442 00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:45,523 They let me in, they watch me play, 443 00:24:45,524 --> 00:24:48,985 and when I win, they come up to me 444 00:24:48,986 --> 00:24:51,154 and tell me "We're taking your money." 445 00:24:51,155 --> 00:24:53,990 After losing her daughter's college savings 446 00:24:53,991 --> 00:24:55,867 through gambling seven years ago, 447 00:24:55,868 --> 00:24:58,912 Ms. Hernandez joined the Gaming Control Board's 448 00:24:58,913 --> 00:25:01,748 self-exclusion program, which forces casinos 449 00:25:01,749 --> 00:25:05,293 like Whistling River, run by the San Pedro Pueblo 450 00:25:05,294 --> 00:25:08,922 to deny entry to addicts like Ms. Hernandez. 451 00:25:08,923 --> 00:25:11,174 But through our reporting, we discovered 452 00:25:11,175 --> 00:25:14,302 the Gaming Control Board is not only negligent in its duty 453 00:25:14,303 --> 00:25:17,430 to deny that access and protect those addicts, 454 00:25:17,431 --> 00:25:20,225 but it's knowingly allowing them to play. 455 00:25:20,226 --> 00:25:24,271 This security footage we obtained shows Ms. Hernandez 456 00:25:24,272 --> 00:25:26,982 winning a $35,000 jackpot 457 00:25:26,983 --> 00:25:29,192 at the Indian Dreaming slot machine, 458 00:25:29,193 --> 00:25:31,987 at which point, several casino staff, 459 00:25:31,988 --> 00:25:33,446 including an onsite inspector 460 00:25:33,447 --> 00:25:36,199 from the New Mexico Gaming Control Board 461 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,575 appear on the casino floor. 462 00:25:37,576 --> 00:25:40,745 You'll see here, the casino staff stood by 463 00:25:40,746 --> 00:25:44,958 as Ms. Hernandez switched from slots to blackjack, 464 00:25:44,959 --> 00:25:46,918 where her winning streak continued. 465 00:25:46,919 --> 00:25:48,503 We figured out she had an accurate self-exclusion 466 00:25:48,504 --> 00:25:50,006 after she won the jackpot, 467 00:25:50,214 --> 00:25:52,132 but when I went to go remove her off the casino floor, 468 00:25:52,133 --> 00:25:53,925 the inspector was like, "No, no, no, let's wait, 469 00:25:53,926 --> 00:25:55,385 let's leave her, see how much she can win," 470 00:25:55,386 --> 00:25:57,095 like it was some sick game of his. 471 00:25:57,096 --> 00:25:59,014 Watch here as the control board inspector 472 00:25:59,015 --> 00:26:00,932 and an unidentified casino staffer 473 00:26:00,933 --> 00:26:04,311 seemed to find delight in watching Ms. Hernandez 474 00:26:04,312 --> 00:26:07,355 accumulate chips knowing full well 475 00:26:07,356 --> 00:26:08,982 the casino is legally required 476 00:26:08,983 --> 00:26:11,985 to confiscate everything she wins. 477 00:26:11,986 --> 00:26:16,156 But one person who is not laughing is Ms. Hernandez, 478 00:26:16,157 --> 00:26:17,658 as it was not until the casino 479 00:26:17,950 --> 00:26:21,619 let her accumulate upwards of $70,000 in winnings 480 00:26:21,620 --> 00:26:23,288 that they stepped in. 481 00:26:23,289 --> 00:26:25,081 I was like, "Why? It's my money." 482 00:26:25,082 --> 00:26:28,168 I won it. I'm gonna leave with those chips 483 00:26:28,169 --> 00:26:30,170 because my brother's gonna come back 484 00:26:30,171 --> 00:26:31,504 and cash them in for me. 485 00:26:31,505 --> 00:26:33,923 They tell me, "No, you have to leave those chips here." 486 00:26:33,924 --> 00:26:35,383 [reporter] While some casinos 487 00:26:35,384 --> 00:26:37,469 use facial recognition technology 488 00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:40,055 to catch problem gamblers right at the door, 489 00:26:40,056 --> 00:26:43,099 our reporting shows the Gaming Control Board 490 00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:44,559 has dragged their feet. 491 00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:45,853 Whit? 492 00:26:50,316 --> 00:26:54,028 Whit? Baby? 493 00:26:55,696 --> 00:26:57,740 Did you see the news? 494 00:26:59,033 --> 00:27:00,910 Was that you laughing? 495 00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:04,579 It was me, but she completely misrepresented 496 00:27:04,580 --> 00:27:05,955 what I was doing. 497 00:27:05,956 --> 00:27:07,332 I was telling him he had to remove her. 498 00:27:07,333 --> 00:27:09,126 That's why I was pointing. 499 00:27:09,460 --> 00:27:12,296 [Whitney] You were patting him on the back. 500 00:27:13,089 --> 00:27:16,257 I was being friendly because I was trying to persuade him. 501 00:27:16,258 --> 00:27:18,594 It was extremely uncomfortable. 502 00:27:19,512 --> 00:27:22,473 Why didn't you just stop her yourself? 503 00:27:23,641 --> 00:27:26,559 Well, A, that's not my job. 504 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:30,397 And, B, the inspector could have been... 505 00:27:30,398 --> 00:27:31,940 I mean, he could have been annoyed 506 00:27:31,941 --> 00:27:34,025 and we need to maintain a good relationship 507 00:27:34,026 --> 00:27:36,987 with the control board or else it could hurt the casino. 508 00:27:37,488 --> 00:27:41,074 [sighs] I mean, it's really hard to explain 509 00:27:41,075 --> 00:27:42,868 the vibe in that moment. 510 00:27:44,245 --> 00:27:46,538 You know, when you said that you witnessed this, 511 00:27:46,539 --> 00:27:48,623 I didn't realize that you were part of it. 512 00:27:48,624 --> 00:27:51,376 How could you accuse me of being part of this? 513 00:27:51,377 --> 00:27:54,629 I... I was trying to get him to remove her. 514 00:27:54,630 --> 00:27:56,548 I'm... I'm the one who blew the whistle 515 00:27:56,549 --> 00:27:59,009 This news story is because of me. 516 00:27:59,635 --> 00:28:03,304 You wouldn't have done anything if I hadn't forced you to. 517 00:28:03,305 --> 00:28:04,431 That's bullshit. 518 00:28:04,432 --> 00:28:06,434 [Whitney] Is it bullshit? 519 00:28:11,397 --> 00:28:14,190 You wouldn't do anything good 520 00:28:14,191 --> 00:28:16,444 if I didn't force you to. 521 00:28:21,574 --> 00:28:27,621 ♪ ♪ ♪ 522 00:28:40,759 --> 00:28:42,428 [phone chimes] 523 00:29:13,918 --> 00:29:17,171 ♪ ♪ ♪ 524 00:29:25,888 --> 00:29:28,515 - There you go. - Okay. Thank you. 525 00:29:28,516 --> 00:29:30,308 And we're on good timing. 526 00:29:30,309 --> 00:29:32,102 - You wanna follow me? - Yeah. 527 00:29:35,356 --> 00:29:36,773 So, we're gonna have you sit right here. 528 00:29:36,774 --> 00:29:37,815 - Hey. - Hi. 529 00:29:37,816 --> 00:29:39,693 - She is. - [chuckles] 530 00:29:41,237 --> 00:29:43,363 All right. You guys good? 531 00:29:43,364 --> 00:29:45,241 - Rolling. - [Dougie] All right. 532 00:29:46,659 --> 00:29:50,870 So, all right. So, let me... let's, um, 533 00:29:50,871 --> 00:29:53,081 let's start off with, um, 534 00:29:53,082 --> 00:29:55,625 how's your... how's your relationship doing? 535 00:29:55,626 --> 00:29:57,711 How's it all going? 536 00:30:01,090 --> 00:30:04,009 Uh, ooh, um... 537 00:30:08,305 --> 00:30:10,181 well, I think every relationship 538 00:30:10,182 --> 00:30:13,686 reaches a point where you start to question things. 539 00:30:13,936 --> 00:30:15,728 You know, that... that's normal, 540 00:30:15,729 --> 00:30:19,900 everyone goes through that, you know? 541 00:30:21,402 --> 00:30:24,737 You notice yourself keeping little secrets, 542 00:30:24,738 --> 00:30:27,699 things that you don't share with them, 543 00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:32,328 because you wonder if they'll have your back. 544 00:30:32,329 --> 00:30:37,375 Uh, and you would think that if you've spent years with someone, 545 00:30:37,376 --> 00:30:39,460 that eventually at some point 546 00:30:39,461 --> 00:30:42,798 you'd feel like you really know them. 547 00:30:43,674 --> 00:30:45,008 But honestly, 548 00:30:45,009 --> 00:30:47,136 maybe sometimes... 549 00:30:48,512 --> 00:30:50,931 you never do. 550 00:30:52,182 --> 00:30:54,851 Because you start to see these glimpses of a person 551 00:30:54,852 --> 00:30:58,314 that you don't recognize, and it's... it's scary. 552 00:30:59,940 --> 00:31:04,319 And you wonder, is that the real them? 553 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:10,951 Is my idea of them just a projection or is that real? 554 00:31:11,869 --> 00:31:13,287 You know? 555 00:31:18,959 --> 00:31:21,253 Do you ever feel like, um, 556 00:31:21,629 --> 00:31:24,131 Asher is holding you back at all? 557 00:31:28,469 --> 00:31:30,012 [chuckles] 558 00:31:31,805 --> 00:31:34,975 You're good at this. Um... [chuckles] 559 00:31:36,477 --> 00:31:38,811 Because you guys are... are strong, right? 560 00:31:38,812 --> 00:31:41,940 At the end of the day, you're gonna survive, right? 561 00:31:51,116 --> 00:31:52,826 Next question. 562 00:31:53,577 --> 00:31:56,747 ♪ eerie music ♪ 563 00:32:11,053 --> 00:32:13,722 - All done? - [man] Yeah. 564 00:32:14,723 --> 00:32:17,226 - Can I see in a mirror? - [man] Sure. 565 00:32:22,731 --> 00:32:24,691 - Looks good. Thanks. - [man] Welcome. 566 00:32:24,692 --> 00:32:25,983 [Dougie] Anyways, so I'm standing there 567 00:32:25,984 --> 00:32:27,360 and this guy is, like, 568 00:32:27,361 --> 00:32:29,028 "Hey, you wanna fight?" And I'm like... 569 00:32:29,029 --> 00:32:30,029 [laughing] 570 00:32:30,030 --> 00:32:31,614 ...and somebody goes, "Bitch! Bitch!" 571 00:32:31,615 --> 00:32:33,658 And I'm like, you know, like, "I didn't say it." 572 00:32:33,659 --> 00:32:35,576 - That's not good! - I swear. I didn't say it. 573 00:32:35,577 --> 00:32:36,911 Hundred percent. Totally. 574 00:32:36,912 --> 00:32:38,746 - Yo, what's happening? - What's funny? 575 00:32:38,747 --> 00:32:40,873 Just, just some dumb story. But... 576 00:32:40,874 --> 00:32:42,876 - Can I hear? - [laughs] 577 00:32:44,837 --> 00:32:46,254 - Okay. - What was it? 578 00:32:46,255 --> 00:32:48,047 Okay. I have to go. You're done with me? 579 00:32:48,048 --> 00:32:49,465 [Dougie] All good. That was great. 580 00:32:49,466 --> 00:32:50,758 - Okay. Okay. - [Dougie] Amazing. 581 00:32:50,759 --> 00:32:51,843 You're up. 582 00:32:51,844 --> 00:32:53,136 Um, we're doing Shabbat tonight, are we? 583 00:32:53,137 --> 00:32:55,639 - When I get home? - I have plans. 584 00:32:55,889 --> 00:32:57,975 I bought a challah on the way here. 585 00:32:59,476 --> 00:33:01,853 I'll have it for breakfast. 586 00:33:01,854 --> 00:33:06,233 Did you, um, buy a bunch of stuff from Iosheka Jeans? 587 00:33:07,526 --> 00:33:11,362 No, I gave them the credit card, 588 00:33:11,363 --> 00:33:12,864 so that if someone shoplifts, 589 00:33:12,865 --> 00:33:14,574 they can just charge me 590 00:33:14,575 --> 00:33:17,035 instead of calling the police. 591 00:33:18,620 --> 00:33:19,538 Okay. 592 00:33:19,539 --> 00:33:21,831 - Yeah. - I guess that's a good idea. 593 00:33:21,832 --> 00:33:23,750 - I know. - Hey, um, Asher, 594 00:33:23,751 --> 00:33:25,501 we're just gonna have you, 595 00:33:25,502 --> 00:33:26,919 uh, sit over here. 596 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,004 [Asher] Okay. 597 00:33:28,005 --> 00:33:30,757 Asher time! [vocalizing] 598 00:33:30,758 --> 00:33:33,843 [chuckles] What was the funny story? 599 00:33:33,844 --> 00:33:35,762 Oh, it was just, uh, some guy who thought I wanted 600 00:33:35,763 --> 00:33:38,514 to fight him because I happened to be stretching my jaw 601 00:33:38,515 --> 00:33:39,974 when someone else said "bitch." 602 00:33:39,975 --> 00:33:41,934 [chuckles] Okay. 603 00:33:41,935 --> 00:33:42,895 We good? 604 00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:44,103 [Tonya] You better go do it because 605 00:33:44,104 --> 00:33:45,272 we're a little bit over time. 606 00:33:45,564 --> 00:33:47,231 Not even if we end 30 minutes early tomorrow? 607 00:33:47,232 --> 00:33:48,483 [Tonya] Uh-uh. Uh-uh. 608 00:33:48,484 --> 00:33:50,861 - Really? - [Tonya] No, I've asked. 609 00:33:52,070 --> 00:33:56,199 Great. I appreciate that. Thank you. 610 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:59,327 Um... [chuckles] 611 00:33:59,328 --> 00:34:01,412 So looks like we're gonna have to do you another day. 612 00:34:01,413 --> 00:34:04,041 Whitney went long, so sorry about that. 613 00:34:04,374 --> 00:34:07,001 But hey, at least you got some nice, uh, beautiful makeup 614 00:34:07,002 --> 00:34:08,836 for your Shabbat dinner. Which I want... 615 00:34:08,837 --> 00:34:11,422 I wanted to, uh, to thank you by the way. 616 00:34:11,423 --> 00:34:13,925 I really, really wanted to thank you for, 617 00:34:13,926 --> 00:34:16,010 for never inviting me. Not even once. 618 00:34:16,011 --> 00:34:20,348 All right. You remember I'm Jewish, right? 619 00:34:20,349 --> 00:34:22,558 All right. You guys don't have to stick around. 620 00:34:22,559 --> 00:34:24,853 I know you don't wanna stay any longer, so... 621 00:34:25,145 --> 00:34:27,397 [Tonya] I'm sorry about this. 622 00:34:38,992 --> 00:34:40,535 Hey, don't be silly. It's, like... 623 00:34:40,536 --> 00:34:42,078 it's, like, flushing money down the drain. 624 00:34:42,079 --> 00:34:43,579 Can't we just do a wire? 625 00:34:43,580 --> 00:34:46,249 You can just wire it to me, it's the same thing, right? 626 00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:47,542 It's just a transfer. 627 00:34:47,543 --> 00:34:49,168 It's gonna count against your inheritance 628 00:34:49,169 --> 00:34:52,464 if I have to file a gift tax return. 629 00:34:53,882 --> 00:34:56,885 Okay, fine. Just give me the cash. 630 00:35:03,767 --> 00:35:05,685 Would you like me to count this out to you? 631 00:35:05,686 --> 00:35:07,645 No, I'm good. 632 00:35:07,646 --> 00:35:08,980 So, you have a good day. 633 00:35:08,981 --> 00:35:10,022 You, too. 634 00:35:10,023 --> 00:35:11,525 Thank you. 635 00:35:22,744 --> 00:35:25,038 Can you get me some receipt paper? 636 00:35:25,581 --> 00:35:27,623 Can you get me some receipt paper? 637 00:35:27,624 --> 00:35:29,918 Do I have to do it myself? 638 00:35:35,090 --> 00:35:37,885 I know you only wanted 30 but there's 40. 639 00:35:38,093 --> 00:35:40,178 That will save you a trip next time. 640 00:35:40,554 --> 00:35:42,179 Well, there won't be a next time. 641 00:35:42,180 --> 00:35:44,057 This is the only time. 642 00:35:45,893 --> 00:35:47,685 That is what I love about you. 643 00:35:47,686 --> 00:35:50,439 I'm serious. This is the last time. 644 00:35:50,939 --> 00:35:55,694 Look at me. I am serious. This is a loan, so add it. 645 00:35:56,069 --> 00:36:00,240 You want the market interest rate or friends and family? 646 00:36:01,033 --> 00:36:03,035 Very funny. 647 00:36:04,995 --> 00:36:08,624 Here is the 20 that we agreed upon. 648 00:36:08,749 --> 00:36:11,417 And the way that production accounting is working, 649 00:36:11,418 --> 00:36:14,837 it's just easier for them to pay you in cash. 650 00:36:14,838 --> 00:36:16,797 - Wow. - [chuckles] 651 00:36:16,798 --> 00:36:22,596 Nice. I'm using the kitchen. 652 00:36:24,097 --> 00:36:25,557 God... 653 00:36:28,226 --> 00:36:31,687 Have you, um, thought any more about your work 654 00:36:31,688 --> 00:36:34,315 being featured on the show? 655 00:36:34,316 --> 00:36:40,988 Um, no, I haven't. 656 00:36:40,989 --> 00:36:44,867 So, it's just in the home, 657 00:36:44,868 --> 00:36:48,162 it's not... you're not talking about it. 658 00:36:48,163 --> 00:36:50,498 It's just there, right? 659 00:36:50,499 --> 00:36:54,461 No, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just in the background. 660 00:36:54,753 --> 00:37:01,759 Right. I think... I'd be cool with that. 661 00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,304 - Really? Yeah? - Yeah. 662 00:37:04,721 --> 00:37:07,432 Amazing. Okay. Um... 663 00:37:08,642 --> 00:37:11,895 God, it's so annoying that they make us do this. 664 00:37:12,312 --> 00:37:15,147 They made me sign this exact same thing 665 00:37:15,148 --> 00:37:17,066 to feature the homes on the show, 666 00:37:17,067 --> 00:37:18,776 just because I guess they're, like, 667 00:37:18,777 --> 00:37:21,612 considered art or whatever. [chuckles] Um... 668 00:37:21,613 --> 00:37:25,950 so, this is the consultant contract. 669 00:37:25,951 --> 00:37:29,329 So, you just sign here. 670 00:37:30,956 --> 00:37:31,956 All right. 671 00:37:31,957 --> 00:37:35,335 And then your address goes there. 672 00:37:35,711 --> 00:37:39,589 And then you'll just do the same for the contract underneath. 673 00:37:41,842 --> 00:37:45,637 Oh, my God. [chuckles] 674 00:37:49,433 --> 00:37:51,225 I saw you have a hoop outside. 675 00:37:51,226 --> 00:37:53,477 Yeah, it was, uh, there when I rented the place. 676 00:37:53,478 --> 00:37:56,814 Yeah, I tried out for junior varsity but I didn't make it. 677 00:37:56,815 --> 00:37:58,567 - [Cara] Mm-hmm. - Do you play? 678 00:37:58,817 --> 00:38:00,693 Just HORSE. 679 00:38:00,694 --> 00:38:02,278 Let's play. 680 00:38:02,279 --> 00:38:03,446 Right now? 681 00:38:03,447 --> 00:38:06,783 Yeah, if you're free. 682 00:38:06,908 --> 00:38:08,409 Yeah, I guess I'm free. 683 00:38:08,410 --> 00:38:13,331 Yeah. I mean, we don't have to if you have other stuff to do. 684 00:38:14,249 --> 00:38:17,461 Sure. Let's... let's do it. 685 00:38:18,086 --> 00:38:19,504 Okay. 686 00:38:29,973 --> 00:38:33,226 [dribbling continues] 687 00:38:35,228 --> 00:38:37,938 [Whitney] All right. So this one, 688 00:38:37,939 --> 00:38:40,191 spin around until you're dizzy, five times. 689 00:38:40,192 --> 00:38:41,151 Okay. 690 00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:44,820 And then your feet are off the ground, 691 00:38:44,821 --> 00:38:47,114 you have to yell, "Ow!" 692 00:38:47,115 --> 00:38:53,162 Okay? Ready? One, two, three, 693 00:38:53,163 --> 00:38:58,667 four, five. Ow! Oh! 694 00:38:58,668 --> 00:39:02,005 [Cara] Oh, you made it! Oh, yes! 695 00:39:02,339 --> 00:39:04,758 Your turn. Exact same thing. 696 00:39:05,842 --> 00:39:09,095 Let's do it. Five times, jump, 697 00:39:09,096 --> 00:39:13,099 feet off the ground, shout. 698 00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:16,936 [indistinct] 699 00:39:16,937 --> 00:39:19,606 ♪ ♪ ♪ 700 00:39:21,983 --> 00:39:23,276 H-O-R. 701 00:39:24,319 --> 00:39:27,155 [Whitney on recorder] Was that you laughing? 702 00:39:27,781 --> 00:39:29,281 [Asher on recorder] It was me, but she completely 703 00:39:29,282 --> 00:39:30,991 misrepresented what I was doing. 704 00:39:30,992 --> 00:39:32,743 I was telling him he had to remove her. 705 00:39:32,744 --> 00:39:34,579 That's why I was pointing. 706 00:39:35,205 --> 00:39:38,666 [Whitney on recorder] You were patting him on the back. 707 00:39:38,667 --> 00:39:40,126 [Asher on recorder] I was being friendly 708 00:39:40,127 --> 00:39:41,919 because I was trying to persuade him. 709 00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,089 It was extremely uncomfortable. 710 00:39:45,841 --> 00:39:47,299 [Whitney on recorder] Why didn't you just 711 00:39:47,300 --> 00:39:48,802 stop her yourself? 712 00:39:49,594 --> 00:39:51,596 Was that you laughing? 713 00:39:52,305 --> 00:39:54,390 [Asher on recorder] It was me, but she completely 714 00:39:54,391 --> 00:39:56,016 misrepresented what I was doing. 715 00:39:56,017 --> 00:39:57,476 I was telling him we need to remove her. 716 00:39:57,477 --> 00:39:59,271 That's why I was pointing. 717 00:39:59,938 --> 00:40:01,772 [Whitney on recorder] You were patting him on the back. 718 00:40:01,773 --> 00:40:04,900 But there's some makeup that you can wear in the water 719 00:40:04,901 --> 00:40:06,527 so when you swim, 720 00:40:06,528 --> 00:40:08,488 it will stay on after, 721 00:40:08,905 --> 00:40:10,823 and you can wear it for the rest of the month 722 00:40:10,824 --> 00:40:13,075 and you never have to replace it. 723 00:40:13,076 --> 00:40:14,870 But how does it stick? 724 00:40:15,078 --> 00:40:18,289 I don't know. It just does. It sticks on your skin. 725 00:40:18,290 --> 00:40:20,624 [girl screams] Oh, my God! Josie! 726 00:40:20,625 --> 00:40:25,422 Ms. Donna! Are you okay? 727 00:40:27,340 --> 00:40:29,551 We need a teacher! 728 00:40:29,968 --> 00:40:32,762 Josie, are you okay? 729 00:40:33,346 --> 00:40:36,349 No, it hurts. 730 00:40:37,225 --> 00:40:39,978 ♪ ♪ ♪ 55276

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