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♪ ♪ ♪
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He had his fucking
cell phone in his hand
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against the pottery
while we were giving it to them.
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I just wanna make a great show.
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And if we include you talking
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about these wounds
of frustration
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between you and Asher,
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then people are gonna
connect with you
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and they're gonna think
you're being honest.
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[Abshir]
Stop discussing curses.
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If you put an idea in your head,
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it can become very real.
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- [giggling]
- [teacher] Girls.
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You're always complaining about
the gaming board?
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[man] You should be proud of
yourself, Asher.
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[beeping]
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[automated voice]
$50. Max bet.
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This is your chance to do
something about it.
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We're not gonna be able
to do the story,
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unless I have
the security footage.
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[Asher] I... I know the exact
folder I put it in.
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I will get it for you.
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What the hell do you
and Cara text about?
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- [Dougie] You can see.
- What's this?
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[Dougie] That's some racist
statue that she sent me,
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some miniature
golf course in Albuquerque.
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Wait till you see this show.
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Your art looks
so good in our home.
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Did you guys talk about
that release?
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'Cause apparently we need like
an official signature before
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we can use your artwork
in the show.
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Yeah, yeah. I need do that.
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No rush. Like, kind of a rush,
but not, not a big rush.
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[chuckles]
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Maybe corporate comedy class
would be interesting for you,
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just so you could
feel more confident.
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[muttering]
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[gym teacher]
Use your legs, pull.
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- [giggling]
- Use your arms.
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Step, step, step.
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Pull, pull, pull.
You're almost there.
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Good, good.
Way to go, Max.
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Good job. Good job.
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Next.
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[girl]
You got this, Josie.
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[gym teacher] Use your legs,
pull. Use your arms.
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Keep stepping.
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[girl] You got it, Josie.
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Good job, Josie. Good job.
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Use your legs. Pull, pull.
You're doing good.
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Good job. Awesome. Awesome.
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Use your legs, pull.
Use your arms.
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Keep pulling. Keep pulling.
Use your legs.
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Pull it. Pull it.
Pull, pull, pull.
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[whispers] Fall.
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[gym teacher] Keep stepping.
Keep stepping and pulling.
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Way to go. Way to go.
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Keep climbing.
Keep... good, good, good.
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Touch the yellow.
Touch the yellow.
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[whispers] Fall.
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[gym teacher] Great.
Now, come back down slow.
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Slow it down. Good job.
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Nala, you're up.
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Keep going, Nala.
You're doing good.
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[grunting]
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Keep trying. Keep trying.
One hand over the other.
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Use your feet. Keep pulling.
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Keep pulling. Pull it. Pull it.
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[grunts]
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[gym teacher]
Keep trying. Keep trying.
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All right, Nala,
maybe next time.
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You can't hog the rope all day.
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Next.
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Good job, Nala.
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So that's how it's gonna be.
Well, I tried.
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[gym teacher] Okay, Jasper. Keep
going. Keep going. Good.
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Um, she's bullying me.
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Is it hurting you?
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If anybody says
anything negative about you,
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as long as you
believe in yourself,
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no bullying is gonna
get... get to you unless
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they get very physical with you.
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But I'm glad you came
and told me about this.
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But be positive
in all your actions.
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Believe in yourself,
that's the main thing.
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Can I use the bathroom?
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Oh, sure. Go.
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♪ eerie music ♪
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[GPS voice] Head southeast
on Reservoir Street.
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Your destination is on the left.
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♪ ♪ ♪
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Okay.
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Sean. Sean. Sean!
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I called your name
four times, man.
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
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You gotta answer me
when I'm talking to you.
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[beeping]
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[Whitney] Oh.
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You got a bungee or something?
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This is fine. This is good.
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It'll work. This will work.
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[grunts] Okay. There we go.
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Thank you.
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Shit.
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♪ I'm giving it my all ♪
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♪ But I'm not the girl
you're taking home ♪
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♪ Ooh. I keep dancing
on my own ♪
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♪ I keep dancing on my own ♪
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♪ I'm in the... ♪
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[beeping]
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[grunting]
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[chuckles]
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Hello?
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- I'm calling the police.
- It's me, it's me. [laughs]
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I see you've met my friend.
[chuckles]
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♪ ♪ ♪
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It's from the mini-golf course,
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but not anymore.
Now, it's yours.
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Okay. Thank you.
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I think your friend
is a little cold.
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Should we bring him
inside? [chuckles]
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- Sure.
- [chuckles] Okay.
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Do you want help?
Is it... I mean...
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No. I'm okay.
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So Dougie showed me the photo
and it was disgusting.
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And I had to do something,
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so I offered the owner
to take it off his hands.
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You paid him for it?
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Oh, my God,
I didn't want this thing there.
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It's like a place for children.
It's so offensive.
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It was around all
these dinosaurs and it's like,
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I didn't want that,
so it's gone now,
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and it is my gift to you
and you can use it
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in your art
and re-contextualize it.
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Maybe I can just
sign it right now
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and you can buy it.
How about that?
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[chuckles] I mean...
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an original Cara Durand piece
in my home would be fine,
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but, you know, obviously
if we wanna show it on the show,
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I'm gonna have
to have you sign a release,
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and we all know that's
not a quick process.
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Yeah. I... I'm sorry, I...
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I'm kidding. I'm completely
kidding. I actually...
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I... I printed out
the release for you
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just, because I know email is
so annoying and, you know,
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it like, always
gets lost and I'm...
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I never pay attention to it.
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And, um, I will... Oh, here.
Here, I'll get a pen.
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Okay. Here you are.
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Is everything okay?
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I don't think
that I can sign this right now.
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I don't understand.
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What do you mean?
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I'm... I'm sorry.
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No. But you, you said that it
was... it was fine
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if it was only
in our house... only our home.
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What's... what's going on?
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Your art is all over the show,
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so it's like it would be really
hard to cut around it.
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And... and
Dougie says it's impossible,
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but, of course I'll do what
I need to do, of course.
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I'm just... I... I think
I'm just confused
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'cause we're friends,
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so why wouldn't you want your
artwork in the show?
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I love that you have my art.
It's...
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it's just... it's gonna be
a whole thing,
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you know, considering
what your parents do,
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and I'm also being told
about, like,
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where I should be showing my art
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and then where
it should be seen.
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And it's just, I don't know if
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I want my art in the show
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at this point.
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So what my... what my parents do?
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Well, they take advantage
of poor people.
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I... I don't even really
see them anymore.
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And my whole thing,
my whole life
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is about doing
everything that they don't do.
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But you know what?
This is... this is good, actually.
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I needed to hear this.
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Nobody
tells me the truth, honestly.
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And that's why we're friends
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because you're
always real with me.
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And maybe I haven't been as
real with you, lately.
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'Cause there's actually been
a lot of things
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going on in my life
that you don't know about,
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and that's not cool to do
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as a friend, you know.
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And I felt this distance
between us lately,
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and I... I know this is why.
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So I'm insecure about myself
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and I'm not telling you things.
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But, um...
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I'm unhappy in my marriage...
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and I hide it well, right?
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Like, who would even know that?
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But I feel like he's
holding me back
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and I just wanna be artistic,
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and philosophical,
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and all he cares
about are the financials.
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And it's so sad,
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because I came here today
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to ask you to be
a consultant for the show.
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That's what I wanted to do.
It was gonna be so special.
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And, I mean...
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you don't want even want
your art in the show,
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so, like, what am I thinking?
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I mean, I'm so lost.
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I'm so off base. It's crazy.
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I just... I... I should...
I should just leave.
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I should leave.
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I didn't know... I didn't know
about you and Asher.
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I'm sorry.
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Well, I mean,
how would you know that?
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I haven't been
telling you things.
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I was so excited.
It was gonna be so special...
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and we have $15,000 to
$20,000 for this job,
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and it's...
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So, what would...
what would this job entail?
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I just really wanna get things
right, you know?
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And so if I... if I have a
question about Tiwa or Tewa,
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like I still mix those up.
And I... you know, if have.
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So... so, like
a Native American consultant?
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Yes. I mean, but it...
it really wouldn't take
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much of your time at all.
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Would I... would my name
have to be
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in the credits of the show or...
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I mean, if you felt comfortable
with that, yeah.
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Could I... could we maybe do it
anonymously?
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It's a pretty big network show,
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so, you know, if they...
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if they were paying you
for this role,
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I... I do think it might be a
little bit weird
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if it was anonymous,
you know, like,
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I don't know if
they would want that.
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So for... and this is
for $20,000?
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I don't wanna force you into
anything. [laughs]
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And it's just to consult.
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It's not about
my art in the show?
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[stammers] Yes, exactly,
just to consult.
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I mean, we could
rip this thing up right now.
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I mean, you know,
I'm just kidding.
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You can... you can take time
to think about it, of course.
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But it's just to consult.
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Hmm. [chuckles]
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[chuckles] Oh, I'm so happy we
can talk like this. I...
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Yeah, yeah, me too.
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[laughs] Do you mind if I get
some water?
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- No, no, please.
- I'm thirsty from all of these.
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Get some water.
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Okay. I'm just gonna use
one of these mugs.
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[tinkling]
253
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I'm so ugly that on Halloween
when I open the door,
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kids give me candy.
255
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[laugh]
256
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That's funny, right?
257
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Does anybody know what
comedian said that?
258
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I'll give you a clue.
259
00:16:39,497 --> 00:16:41,499
He gets no respect.
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Steven Wright.
261
00:16:43,918 --> 00:16:46,337
Actually, it is...
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Rodney Dangerfield, right?
263
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,802
We used to
be really close friends,
264
00:16:53,803 --> 00:16:57,182
but then he stopped talking
to me because I'm not funny.
265
00:16:58,725 --> 00:17:00,309
All right. Well, show of hands,
266
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:03,438
how many of you, uh, know
who Rodney Dangerfield is?
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00:17:04,689 --> 00:17:06,482
All right.
Well, he was the master
268
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of self-deprecating humor.
269
00:17:07,984 --> 00:17:10,819
And some say, that is
the safest form of comedy
270
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because you're making yourself
the butt of the joke, right?
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I know some of you right now
you're asking yourself,
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00:17:16,451 --> 00:17:21,330
"Jeff, you are an
extremely handsome guy
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and you seem to be
pretty smart, too.
274
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So how is that gonna help me
with my career?
275
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How is it gonna help me
if I'm pointing out my flaws?"
276
00:17:30,548 --> 00:17:31,924
Well, the answer is,
and I know...
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00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:34,761
I know I keep going
back to emotional intelligence,
278
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:37,679
but it is a form of
emotional intelligence.
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People are drawn to those
who are self-aware, right?
280
00:17:41,684 --> 00:17:44,603
And puts everybody
at ease, right?
281
00:17:44,604 --> 00:17:46,563
So, Rachael, you were,
uh, saying something
282
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about, uh,
mothering, smothering.
283
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What were you saying?
284
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I said, "Mothering, smothering,
285
00:17:52,028 --> 00:17:53,529
what's the difference?"
286
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:55,030
Okay.
Well, it's kind of a pun, right?
287
00:17:55,031 --> 00:17:57,574
But you're also looking back
at yourself when you're saying
288
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that you're
an overbearing mother, right?
289
00:17:59,869 --> 00:18:02,412
So what can be
the exaggeration on that,
290
00:18:02,413 --> 00:18:04,833
that we can turn it into a joke?
291
00:18:05,625 --> 00:18:08,127
I'm not a mother, I'm a smother?
292
00:18:08,419 --> 00:18:10,838
That's close,
but it's still a pun.
293
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:14,717
So let's, let's take a
look at, uh, Rodney here, okay?
294
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Are we really to believe that
kids think he's so ugly
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that they give him candy
296
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:24,560
because they think he's wearing
a monster costume?
297
00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:26,979
No, no. And that's
what makes it funny.
298
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:30,232
So what would happen if you
were to smother your kid,
299
00:18:30,233 --> 00:18:32,985
like, like, way too much, right?
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00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:36,197
He would suffocate and die.
301
00:18:37,198 --> 00:18:39,616
So you might say,
302
00:18:39,617 --> 00:18:42,953
uh, "I'm really concerned
with my parenting skills
303
00:18:42,954 --> 00:18:45,080
because I'm...
I'm afraid I might be arrested
304
00:18:45,081 --> 00:18:48,584
- for first degree smothering."
- [laughter]
305
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:50,586
Okay.
Well, it's not the best joke,
306
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:53,046
but you guys get
the idea, right?
307
00:18:53,047 --> 00:18:54,631
Uh, Asher, you were, uh,
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00:18:54,632 --> 00:18:56,550
saying something
about a career change.
309
00:18:56,551 --> 00:18:58,010
How can we make
a joke out of that?
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00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:01,013
Uh, perhaps maybe,
uh, you were fired
311
00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:02,723
or, um, nobody wants you?
312
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,433
Well, I wasn't fired.
I left myself.
313
00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:06,810
It was like a contract job,
so I chose to leave.
314
00:19:06,811 --> 00:19:09,104
Okay. Sure, sure.
But, but again, we're... we're,
315
00:19:09,105 --> 00:19:12,608
uh, talking about exaggeration
here, right?
316
00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:15,695
So all we really
need is just a kernel of truth.
317
00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:20,073
So, um, maybe the other day,
318
00:19:20,074 --> 00:19:22,492
uh, we were talking
and you were telling me
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00:19:22,493 --> 00:19:24,661
about an insecurity
that you have about yourself
320
00:19:24,662 --> 00:19:27,664
and you thought it
could be the source of humor,
321
00:19:27,665 --> 00:19:30,168
so why don't we, uh, try that?
322
00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:33,129
Um...
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00:19:34,797 --> 00:19:37,633
I'd, I'd rather not go into it.
324
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:39,092
Okay. Well, are, are you sure?
Because again,
325
00:19:39,093 --> 00:19:41,553
you know, we all
know that for a joke to work,
326
00:19:41,554 --> 00:19:43,055
um, we've got to be able to
327
00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:45,140
stretch the truth a little, right?
328
00:19:45,141 --> 00:19:47,769
We're not gonna take
everything literally.
329
00:19:48,186 --> 00:19:51,188
Well, there's one thing I'd
like to stretch a little bit.
330
00:19:51,189 --> 00:19:52,607
My penis.
331
00:19:55,318 --> 00:19:58,028
Okay. Well, okay.
That's a good start,
332
00:19:58,029 --> 00:20:01,531
but let's try it again,
but this time,
333
00:20:01,532 --> 00:20:04,618
let's not literally say
the subject matter, right?
334
00:20:04,619 --> 00:20:07,288
Let's just hint
at the subject matter.
335
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:14,337
Well, there's one... well,
there's one phrase I don't...
336
00:20:15,004 --> 00:20:16,630
no one ever says to me,
337
00:20:16,631 --> 00:20:18,882
"Is that a banana
in your pocket?"
338
00:20:18,883 --> 00:20:22,552
Um, because even if
I could stretch my banana,
339
00:20:22,553 --> 00:20:24,680
uh, no one would
think I was happy.
340
00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:28,892
Okay. Well, again,
I think maybe not exactly
341
00:20:28,893 --> 00:20:30,227
because I mean the banana...
342
00:20:30,228 --> 00:20:32,604
Oh, because you can't stretch
a banana. I see, I see.
343
00:20:32,605 --> 00:20:36,024
Does it really matter how he
phrases it? Can we just move on?
344
00:20:36,025 --> 00:20:39,069
Well, I, you know, I... I would
really love for this joke
345
00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:40,862
to land properly for Asher.
346
00:20:40,863 --> 00:20:43,115
No, yeah, I understand,
but I just, I mean,
347
00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:45,951
I'm asking myself
why am I paying to watch you
348
00:20:45,952 --> 00:20:49,372
workshop a masturbation joke?
I just wanna move on.
349
00:20:49,622 --> 00:20:52,165
Okay. Well, I don't think
that Asher's joke
350
00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:55,377
was to invoke
masturbation, right?
351
00:20:55,378 --> 00:20:56,795
I mean, Asher, do you wanna go
352
00:20:56,796 --> 00:20:58,631
and explain your joke
to everyone?
353
00:20:59,799 --> 00:21:01,466
Uh, I'd prefer not to.
354
00:21:01,467 --> 00:21:04,302
Well, Asher told me in private
that he has a small penis
355
00:21:04,303 --> 00:21:06,346
and I think that is what
the joke
356
00:21:06,347 --> 00:21:07,973
was supposed to portray.
357
00:21:07,974 --> 00:21:10,058
You know, penis size, you know,
358
00:21:10,059 --> 00:21:13,979
that is a classic form
of self-deprecation.
359
00:21:13,980 --> 00:21:15,272
[woman]
He wants to move on.
360
00:21:15,273 --> 00:21:17,232
I don't understand why
you keep dwelling on it.
361
00:21:17,233 --> 00:21:20,652
Okay. What about even if
you rub the genie bottle
362
00:21:20,653 --> 00:21:22,487
really hard,
you never see the genie?
363
00:21:22,488 --> 00:21:24,865
Stop, okay? Stop.
364
00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:28,869
Uh, I'm a man and I did not
think that joke was funny.
365
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:31,788
And I work with victims
of sexual assault
366
00:21:31,789 --> 00:21:35,043
and I can guarantee you
that joke would not land.
367
00:21:35,209 --> 00:21:40,255
Let's... all right.
This is a learning opportunity.
368
00:21:40,256 --> 00:21:43,091
Asher told a joke
that offended everyone.
369
00:21:43,092 --> 00:21:45,511
So let's talk about this.
370
00:21:45,803 --> 00:21:47,763
Okay, Asher,
I'm gonna be blunt, right?
371
00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:51,058
Um, you crossed
the line and, you know,
372
00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:54,853
you got to know when, uh, you're
going outside the boundaries,
373
00:21:54,854 --> 00:21:56,772
and that's exactly
what you just did.
374
00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:59,775
I guess kind of the way
that you chose to phrase it,
375
00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:00,984
it was a little weird.
376
00:22:00,985 --> 00:22:02,694
I didn't even want to talk
about it in class.
377
00:22:02,695 --> 00:22:04,154
That's why I brought it up
with you privately.
378
00:22:04,155 --> 00:22:06,364
So, you know, maybe
we could get together
379
00:22:06,365 --> 00:22:08,158
and we could have
a private session,
380
00:22:08,159 --> 00:22:09,660
or maybe you could have,
you know,
381
00:22:09,786 --> 00:22:11,203
- the next round of classes.
- What are you saying?
382
00:22:11,204 --> 00:22:12,788
You don't want me
back in this class?
383
00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:15,082
No, I do want you back.
You have my email.
384
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:17,250
You know, why don't you
contact me in a couple of months
385
00:22:17,251 --> 00:22:19,169
and we'll get
you in with the new group,
386
00:22:19,170 --> 00:22:21,088
see how that goes.
I mean, you know...
387
00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:22,464
Sure, sure.
388
00:22:22,465 --> 00:22:24,258
[teacher] Are we good?
389
00:22:26,385 --> 00:22:28,178
I don't need these
fucking classes.
390
00:22:28,179 --> 00:22:29,721
I don't need to
come back to this.
391
00:22:29,722 --> 00:22:31,056
If you were really funny,
you wouldn't be
392
00:22:31,057 --> 00:22:32,390
teaching in
a fucking Legion Hall.
393
00:22:32,391 --> 00:22:33,892
- [teacher] Okay.
- You'd be on YouTube,
394
00:22:33,893 --> 00:22:35,268
like the comedians I watch.
Okay?
395
00:22:35,269 --> 00:22:36,853
- That's a... that's a cliche.
- I don't need this shit.
396
00:22:36,854 --> 00:22:38,021
Don't say that.
That's not true.
397
00:22:38,022 --> 00:22:39,231
You put me in that situation.
398
00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:40,482
- Relax.
- [Asher] Whatever, man.
399
00:22:40,483 --> 00:22:42,401
- Okay, dude.
- [door closes]
400
00:22:43,069 --> 00:22:44,986
[Kevin Hart] I'm serious,
I did, I thought my baby
401
00:22:44,987 --> 00:22:46,030
was a dumb baby.
402
00:22:46,155 --> 00:22:47,781
But now I realize he's not dumb,
403
00:22:47,782 --> 00:22:49,324
he just does dumb shit.
Like I don't...
404
00:22:49,325 --> 00:22:51,284
I don't like the way my
son throws his tantrums.
405
00:22:51,285 --> 00:22:53,120
You know, when
a baby throw a tantrum,
406
00:22:53,121 --> 00:22:55,539
he's supposed to fall
out, cry, roll on the ground.
407
00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:56,957
That's a tantrum.
408
00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:58,500
This is not a
joke, this is for real.
409
00:22:58,501 --> 00:22:59,418
[thud]
410
00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:00,962
It's the most retarded thing
411
00:23:01,087 --> 00:23:02,796
I've seen in my life.
I can't say nothing.
412
00:23:02,797 --> 00:23:04,172
I got to wait till he's finished
413
00:23:04,173 --> 00:23:06,300
then explain to
people what happened.
414
00:23:18,646 --> 00:23:20,565
No, I know, exactly.
415
00:23:21,482 --> 00:23:26,194
Yeah.
Uh, hold on one second.
416
00:23:26,195 --> 00:23:27,822
[door closes]
417
00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:37,331
Okay. No, I know.
I completely agree.
418
00:23:46,132 --> 00:23:47,299
...throughout our state,
419
00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:49,467
we can only hope
changes come soon,
420
00:23:49,468 --> 00:23:53,805
especially to this area.
Monica Perez, KOE 7.
421
00:23:53,806 --> 00:23:55,849
Thank you, Monica,
shocking stuff.
422
00:23:55,850 --> 00:23:57,976
There is nothing funny
about addiction.
423
00:23:57,977 --> 00:23:59,436
All right.
Let's check in with Carey.
424
00:23:59,437 --> 00:24:01,271
And brighten things up
with forecast.
425
00:24:01,272 --> 00:24:03,816
[Carey] Ooh, well,
I'll tell you...
426
00:24:05,818 --> 00:24:08,403
You know, gambling addiction
is a huge problem here
427
00:24:08,404 --> 00:24:10,197
in our states and our reporting
428
00:24:10,198 --> 00:24:13,992
uncovered questionable
practices at Whistling River.
429
00:24:13,993 --> 00:24:15,995
Monica Perez reports.
430
00:24:16,287 --> 00:24:19,080
The roll of the dice,
the spin of the wheel,
431
00:24:19,081 --> 00:24:20,373
the turn of the card.
432
00:24:20,374 --> 00:24:22,918
At any moment,
you could be a winner.
433
00:24:22,919 --> 00:24:25,170
But for more than
10 million Americans
434
00:24:25,171 --> 00:24:26,880
who are addicted to gambling,
435
00:24:26,881 --> 00:24:30,008
these images may remind them
of their life savings
436
00:24:30,009 --> 00:24:31,301
going down the drain.
437
00:24:31,302 --> 00:24:32,969
And to prevent this
from happening,
438
00:24:32,970 --> 00:24:36,139
local recovering addicts
like Joanna Hernandez...
439
00:24:36,140 --> 00:24:38,391
rely on the New Mexico
Gaming Control Board,
440
00:24:38,392 --> 00:24:41,186
in collaboration
with the casinos themselves,
441
00:24:41,187 --> 00:24:43,481
to prevent them from playing.
442
00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:45,523
They let me in,
they watch me play,
443
00:24:45,524 --> 00:24:48,985
and when I win,
they come up to me
444
00:24:48,986 --> 00:24:51,154
and tell me
"We're taking your money."
445
00:24:51,155 --> 00:24:53,990
After losing her daughter's
college savings
446
00:24:53,991 --> 00:24:55,867
through gambling
seven years ago,
447
00:24:55,868 --> 00:24:58,912
Ms. Hernandez joined
the Gaming Control Board's
448
00:24:58,913 --> 00:25:01,748
self-exclusion program,
which forces casinos
449
00:25:01,749 --> 00:25:05,293
like Whistling River,
run by the San Pedro Pueblo
450
00:25:05,294 --> 00:25:08,922
to deny entry to addicts
like Ms. Hernandez.
451
00:25:08,923 --> 00:25:11,174
But through our
reporting, we discovered
452
00:25:11,175 --> 00:25:14,302
the Gaming Control Board is not
only negligent in its duty
453
00:25:14,303 --> 00:25:17,430
to deny that access
and protect those addicts,
454
00:25:17,431 --> 00:25:20,225
but it's knowingly
allowing them to play.
455
00:25:20,226 --> 00:25:24,271
This security footage we
obtained shows Ms. Hernandez
456
00:25:24,272 --> 00:25:26,982
winning a $35,000 jackpot
457
00:25:26,983 --> 00:25:29,192
at the Indian Dreaming
slot machine,
458
00:25:29,193 --> 00:25:31,987
at which point,
several casino staff,
459
00:25:31,988 --> 00:25:33,446
including an onsite inspector
460
00:25:33,447 --> 00:25:36,199
from the New Mexico
Gaming Control Board
461
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,575
appear on the casino floor.
462
00:25:37,576 --> 00:25:40,745
You'll see here,
the casino staff stood by
463
00:25:40,746 --> 00:25:44,958
as Ms. Hernandez switched
from slots to blackjack,
464
00:25:44,959 --> 00:25:46,918
where her winning
streak continued.
465
00:25:46,919 --> 00:25:48,503
We figured out she had an
accurate self-exclusion
466
00:25:48,504 --> 00:25:50,006
after she won the jackpot,
467
00:25:50,214 --> 00:25:52,132
but when I went to go remove
her off the casino floor,
468
00:25:52,133 --> 00:25:53,925
the inspector was
like, "No, no, no, let's wait,
469
00:25:53,926 --> 00:25:55,385
let's leave her,
see how much she can win,"
470
00:25:55,386 --> 00:25:57,095
like it was some
sick game of his.
471
00:25:57,096 --> 00:25:59,014
Watch here as
the control board inspector
472
00:25:59,015 --> 00:26:00,932
and an unidentified
casino staffer
473
00:26:00,933 --> 00:26:04,311
seemed to find delight
in watching Ms. Hernandez
474
00:26:04,312 --> 00:26:07,355
accumulate chips
knowing full well
475
00:26:07,356 --> 00:26:08,982
the casino is legally required
476
00:26:08,983 --> 00:26:11,985
to confiscate
everything she wins.
477
00:26:11,986 --> 00:26:16,156
But one person who is
not laughing is Ms. Hernandez,
478
00:26:16,157 --> 00:26:17,658
as it was not until the casino
479
00:26:17,950 --> 00:26:21,619
let her accumulate upwards of
$70,000 in winnings
480
00:26:21,620 --> 00:26:23,288
that they stepped in.
481
00:26:23,289 --> 00:26:25,081
I was like,
"Why? It's my money."
482
00:26:25,082 --> 00:26:28,168
I won it. I'm gonna
leave with those chips
483
00:26:28,169 --> 00:26:30,170
because my brother's
gonna come back
484
00:26:30,171 --> 00:26:31,504
and cash them in for me.
485
00:26:31,505 --> 00:26:33,923
They tell me, "No, you have to
leave those chips here."
486
00:26:33,924 --> 00:26:35,383
[reporter]
While some casinos
487
00:26:35,384 --> 00:26:37,469
use facial recognition technology
488
00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:40,055
to catch problem gamblers
right at the door,
489
00:26:40,056 --> 00:26:43,099
our reporting shows
the Gaming Control Board
490
00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:44,559
has dragged their feet.
491
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:45,853
Whit?
492
00:26:50,316 --> 00:26:54,028
Whit? Baby?
493
00:26:55,696 --> 00:26:57,740
Did you see the news?
494
00:26:59,033 --> 00:27:00,910
Was that you laughing?
495
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:04,579
It was me, but she
completely misrepresented
496
00:27:04,580 --> 00:27:05,955
what I was doing.
497
00:27:05,956 --> 00:27:07,332
I was telling him
he had to remove her.
498
00:27:07,333 --> 00:27:09,126
That's why I was pointing.
499
00:27:09,460 --> 00:27:12,296
[Whitney] You were patting him
on the back.
500
00:27:13,089 --> 00:27:16,257
I was being friendly because I
was trying to persuade him.
501
00:27:16,258 --> 00:27:18,594
It was extremely uncomfortable.
502
00:27:19,512 --> 00:27:22,473
Why didn't you just
stop her yourself?
503
00:27:23,641 --> 00:27:26,559
Well, A, that's not my job.
504
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:30,397
And, B, the inspector
could have been...
505
00:27:30,398 --> 00:27:31,940
I mean, he could
have been annoyed
506
00:27:31,941 --> 00:27:34,025
and we need
to maintain a good relationship
507
00:27:34,026 --> 00:27:36,987
with the control board or else
it could hurt the casino.
508
00:27:37,488 --> 00:27:41,074
[sighs] I mean,
it's really hard to explain
509
00:27:41,075 --> 00:27:42,868
the vibe in that moment.
510
00:27:44,245 --> 00:27:46,538
You know, when you said that
you witnessed this,
511
00:27:46,539 --> 00:27:48,623
I didn't realize
that you were part of it.
512
00:27:48,624 --> 00:27:51,376
How could you accuse me
of being part of this?
513
00:27:51,377 --> 00:27:54,629
I... I was trying to get him
to remove her.
514
00:27:54,630 --> 00:27:56,548
I'm... I'm the one
who blew the whistle
515
00:27:56,549 --> 00:27:59,009
This news story
is because of me.
516
00:27:59,635 --> 00:28:03,304
You wouldn't have done anything
if I hadn't forced you to.
517
00:28:03,305 --> 00:28:04,431
That's bullshit.
518
00:28:04,432 --> 00:28:06,434
[Whitney]
Is it bullshit?
519
00:28:11,397 --> 00:28:14,190
You wouldn't do anything good
520
00:28:14,191 --> 00:28:16,444
if I didn't force you to.
521
00:28:21,574 --> 00:28:27,621
♪ ♪ ♪
522
00:28:40,759 --> 00:28:42,428
[phone chimes]
523
00:29:13,918 --> 00:29:17,171
♪ ♪ ♪
524
00:29:25,888 --> 00:29:28,515
- There you go.
- Okay. Thank you.
525
00:29:28,516 --> 00:29:30,308
And we're on good timing.
526
00:29:30,309 --> 00:29:32,102
- You wanna follow me?
- Yeah.
527
00:29:35,356 --> 00:29:36,773
So, we're gonna have you sit
right here.
528
00:29:36,774 --> 00:29:37,815
- Hey.
- Hi.
529
00:29:37,816 --> 00:29:39,693
- She is.
- [chuckles]
530
00:29:41,237 --> 00:29:43,363
All right. You guys good?
531
00:29:43,364 --> 00:29:45,241
- Rolling.
- [Dougie] All right.
532
00:29:46,659 --> 00:29:50,870
So, all right. So,
let me... let's, um,
533
00:29:50,871 --> 00:29:53,081
let's start off with, um,
534
00:29:53,082 --> 00:29:55,625
how's your... how's
your relationship doing?
535
00:29:55,626 --> 00:29:57,711
How's it all going?
536
00:30:01,090 --> 00:30:04,009
Uh, ooh, um...
537
00:30:08,305 --> 00:30:10,181
well, I think every relationship
538
00:30:10,182 --> 00:30:13,686
reaches a point where
you start to question things.
539
00:30:13,936 --> 00:30:15,728
You know, that... that's normal,
540
00:30:15,729 --> 00:30:19,900
everyone goes
through that, you know?
541
00:30:21,402 --> 00:30:24,737
You notice yourself keeping
little secrets,
542
00:30:24,738 --> 00:30:27,699
things that you
don't share with them,
543
00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:32,328
because you wonder if
they'll have your back.
544
00:30:32,329 --> 00:30:37,375
Uh, and you would think that if
you've spent years with someone,
545
00:30:37,376 --> 00:30:39,460
that eventually at some point
546
00:30:39,461 --> 00:30:42,798
you'd feel like you
really know them.
547
00:30:43,674 --> 00:30:45,008
But honestly,
548
00:30:45,009 --> 00:30:47,136
maybe sometimes...
549
00:30:48,512 --> 00:30:50,931
you never do.
550
00:30:52,182 --> 00:30:54,851
Because you start to see these
glimpses of a person
551
00:30:54,852 --> 00:30:58,314
that you don't recognize,
and it's... it's scary.
552
00:30:59,940 --> 00:31:04,319
And you wonder, is that
the real them?
553
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:10,951
Is my idea of them just
a projection or is that real?
554
00:31:11,869 --> 00:31:13,287
You know?
555
00:31:18,959 --> 00:31:21,253
Do you ever feel like, um,
556
00:31:21,629 --> 00:31:24,131
Asher is holding you
back at all?
557
00:31:28,469 --> 00:31:30,012
[chuckles]
558
00:31:31,805 --> 00:31:34,975
You're good at this.
Um... [chuckles]
559
00:31:36,477 --> 00:31:38,811
Because you guys
are... are strong, right?
560
00:31:38,812 --> 00:31:41,940
At the end of the day,
you're gonna survive, right?
561
00:31:51,116 --> 00:31:52,826
Next question.
562
00:31:53,577 --> 00:31:56,747
♪ eerie music ♪
563
00:32:11,053 --> 00:32:13,722
- All done?
- [man] Yeah.
564
00:32:14,723 --> 00:32:17,226
- Can I see in a mirror?
- [man] Sure.
565
00:32:22,731 --> 00:32:24,691
- Looks good. Thanks.
- [man] Welcome.
566
00:32:24,692 --> 00:32:25,983
[Dougie] Anyways,
so I'm standing there
567
00:32:25,984 --> 00:32:27,360
and this guy is, like,
568
00:32:27,361 --> 00:32:29,028
"Hey, you wanna fight?"
And I'm like...
569
00:32:29,029 --> 00:32:30,029
[laughing]
570
00:32:30,030 --> 00:32:31,614
...and somebody goes,
"Bitch! Bitch!"
571
00:32:31,615 --> 00:32:33,658
And I'm like, you know,
like, "I didn't say it."
572
00:32:33,659 --> 00:32:35,576
- That's not good!
- I swear. I didn't say it.
573
00:32:35,577 --> 00:32:36,911
Hundred percent. Totally.
574
00:32:36,912 --> 00:32:38,746
- Yo, what's happening?
- What's funny?
575
00:32:38,747 --> 00:32:40,873
Just, just some dumb story. But...
576
00:32:40,874 --> 00:32:42,876
- Can I hear?
- [laughs]
577
00:32:44,837 --> 00:32:46,254
- Okay.
- What was it?
578
00:32:46,255 --> 00:32:48,047
Okay. I have to go.
You're done with me?
579
00:32:48,048 --> 00:32:49,465
[Dougie]
All good. That was great.
580
00:32:49,466 --> 00:32:50,758
- Okay. Okay.
- [Dougie] Amazing.
581
00:32:50,759 --> 00:32:51,843
You're up.
582
00:32:51,844 --> 00:32:53,136
Um, we're doing Shabbat
tonight, are we?
583
00:32:53,137 --> 00:32:55,639
- When I get home?
- I have plans.
584
00:32:55,889 --> 00:32:57,975
I bought a challah
on the way here.
585
00:32:59,476 --> 00:33:01,853
I'll have it for breakfast.
586
00:33:01,854 --> 00:33:06,233
Did you, um, buy a bunch of
stuff from Iosheka Jeans?
587
00:33:07,526 --> 00:33:11,362
No, I gave them the credit card,
588
00:33:11,363 --> 00:33:12,864
so that if someone shoplifts,
589
00:33:12,865 --> 00:33:14,574
they can just charge me
590
00:33:14,575 --> 00:33:17,035
instead of calling the police.
591
00:33:18,620 --> 00:33:19,538
Okay.
592
00:33:19,539 --> 00:33:21,831
- Yeah.
- I guess that's a good idea.
593
00:33:21,832 --> 00:33:23,750
- I know.
- Hey, um, Asher,
594
00:33:23,751 --> 00:33:25,501
we're just gonna have you,
595
00:33:25,502 --> 00:33:26,919
uh, sit over here.
596
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,004
[Asher] Okay.
597
00:33:28,005 --> 00:33:30,757
Asher time! [vocalizing]
598
00:33:30,758 --> 00:33:33,843
[chuckles] What was
the funny story?
599
00:33:33,844 --> 00:33:35,762
Oh, it was just, uh, some guy
who thought I wanted
600
00:33:35,763 --> 00:33:38,514
to fight him because I happened
to be stretching my jaw
601
00:33:38,515 --> 00:33:39,974
when someone
else said "bitch."
602
00:33:39,975 --> 00:33:41,934
[chuckles] Okay.
603
00:33:41,935 --> 00:33:42,895
We good?
604
00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:44,103
[Tonya] You better
go do it because
605
00:33:44,104 --> 00:33:45,272
we're a little bit over time.
606
00:33:45,564 --> 00:33:47,231
Not even if we end
30 minutes early tomorrow?
607
00:33:47,232 --> 00:33:48,483
[Tonya]
Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
608
00:33:48,484 --> 00:33:50,861
- Really?
- [Tonya] No, I've asked.
609
00:33:52,070 --> 00:33:56,199
Great. I appreciate that.
Thank you.
610
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:59,327
Um... [chuckles]
611
00:33:59,328 --> 00:34:01,412
So looks like we're gonna
have to do you another day.
612
00:34:01,413 --> 00:34:04,041
Whitney went long,
so sorry about that.
613
00:34:04,374 --> 00:34:07,001
But hey, at least you got some
nice, uh, beautiful makeup
614
00:34:07,002 --> 00:34:08,836
for your Shabbat dinner.
Which I want...
615
00:34:08,837 --> 00:34:11,422
I wanted to, uh, to thank you
by the way.
616
00:34:11,423 --> 00:34:13,925
I really, really
wanted to thank you for,
617
00:34:13,926 --> 00:34:16,010
for never inviting me.
Not even once.
618
00:34:16,011 --> 00:34:20,348
All right. You remember
I'm Jewish, right?
619
00:34:20,349 --> 00:34:22,558
All right. You guys
don't have to stick around.
620
00:34:22,559 --> 00:34:24,853
I know you don't wanna
stay any longer, so...
621
00:34:25,145 --> 00:34:27,397
[Tonya]
I'm sorry about this.
622
00:34:38,992 --> 00:34:40,535
Hey, don't be silly.
It's, like...
623
00:34:40,536 --> 00:34:42,078
it's, like, flushing
money down the drain.
624
00:34:42,079 --> 00:34:43,579
Can't we just do a wire?
625
00:34:43,580 --> 00:34:46,249
You can just wire it to me,
it's the same thing, right?
626
00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:47,542
It's just a transfer.
627
00:34:47,543 --> 00:34:49,168
It's gonna count
against your inheritance
628
00:34:49,169 --> 00:34:52,464
if I have to file
a gift tax return.
629
00:34:53,882 --> 00:34:56,885
Okay, fine.
Just give me the cash.
630
00:35:03,767 --> 00:35:05,685
Would you like me
to count this out to you?
631
00:35:05,686 --> 00:35:07,645
No, I'm good.
632
00:35:07,646 --> 00:35:08,980
So, you have a good day.
633
00:35:08,981 --> 00:35:10,022
You, too.
634
00:35:10,023 --> 00:35:11,525
Thank you.
635
00:35:22,744 --> 00:35:25,038
Can you get me some
receipt paper?
636
00:35:25,581 --> 00:35:27,623
Can you get me
some receipt paper?
637
00:35:27,624 --> 00:35:29,918
Do I have to do it myself?
638
00:35:35,090 --> 00:35:37,885
I know you only wanted 30
but there's 40.
639
00:35:38,093 --> 00:35:40,178
That will save you
a trip next time.
640
00:35:40,554 --> 00:35:42,179
Well, there won't be
a next time.
641
00:35:42,180 --> 00:35:44,057
This is the only time.
642
00:35:45,893 --> 00:35:47,685
That is what I love about you.
643
00:35:47,686 --> 00:35:50,439
I'm serious.
This is the last time.
644
00:35:50,939 --> 00:35:55,694
Look at me. I am serious.
This is a loan, so add it.
645
00:35:56,069 --> 00:36:00,240
You want the market interest
rate or friends and family?
646
00:36:01,033 --> 00:36:03,035
Very funny.
647
00:36:04,995 --> 00:36:08,624
Here is the 20 that
we agreed upon.
648
00:36:08,749 --> 00:36:11,417
And the way that production
accounting is working,
649
00:36:11,418 --> 00:36:14,837
it's just easier for
them to pay you in cash.
650
00:36:14,838 --> 00:36:16,797
- Wow.
- [chuckles]
651
00:36:16,798 --> 00:36:22,596
Nice. I'm using the kitchen.
652
00:36:24,097 --> 00:36:25,557
God...
653
00:36:28,226 --> 00:36:31,687
Have you, um, thought any more
about your work
654
00:36:31,688 --> 00:36:34,315
being featured on the show?
655
00:36:34,316 --> 00:36:40,988
Um, no, I haven't.
656
00:36:40,989 --> 00:36:44,867
So, it's just in the home,
657
00:36:44,868 --> 00:36:48,162
it's not... you're not talking
about it.
658
00:36:48,163 --> 00:36:50,498
It's just there, right?
659
00:36:50,499 --> 00:36:54,461
No, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just in the background.
660
00:36:54,753 --> 00:37:01,759
Right. I think...
I'd be cool with that.
661
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,304
- Really? Yeah?
- Yeah.
662
00:37:04,721 --> 00:37:07,432
Amazing. Okay. Um...
663
00:37:08,642 --> 00:37:11,895
God, it's so annoying
that they make us do this.
664
00:37:12,312 --> 00:37:15,147
They made me sign this
exact same thing
665
00:37:15,148 --> 00:37:17,066
to feature the
homes on the show,
666
00:37:17,067 --> 00:37:18,776
just because
I guess they're, like,
667
00:37:18,777 --> 00:37:21,612
considered art or whatever.
[chuckles] Um...
668
00:37:21,613 --> 00:37:25,950
so, this is the
consultant contract.
669
00:37:25,951 --> 00:37:29,329
So, you just sign here.
670
00:37:30,956 --> 00:37:31,956
All right.
671
00:37:31,957 --> 00:37:35,335
And then your address
goes there.
672
00:37:35,711 --> 00:37:39,589
And then you'll just do the same
for the contract underneath.
673
00:37:41,842 --> 00:37:45,637
Oh, my God. [chuckles]
674
00:37:49,433 --> 00:37:51,225
I saw you have a hoop outside.
675
00:37:51,226 --> 00:37:53,477
Yeah, it was, uh, there
when I rented the place.
676
00:37:53,478 --> 00:37:56,814
Yeah, I tried out for junior
varsity but I didn't make it.
677
00:37:56,815 --> 00:37:58,567
- [Cara] Mm-hmm.
- Do you play?
678
00:37:58,817 --> 00:38:00,693
Just HORSE.
679
00:38:00,694 --> 00:38:02,278
Let's play.
680
00:38:02,279 --> 00:38:03,446
Right now?
681
00:38:03,447 --> 00:38:06,783
Yeah, if you're free.
682
00:38:06,908 --> 00:38:08,409
Yeah, I guess I'm free.
683
00:38:08,410 --> 00:38:13,331
Yeah. I mean, we don't have to
if you have other stuff to do.
684
00:38:14,249 --> 00:38:17,461
Sure. Let's... let's do it.
685
00:38:18,086 --> 00:38:19,504
Okay.
686
00:38:29,973 --> 00:38:33,226
[dribbling continues]
687
00:38:35,228 --> 00:38:37,938
[Whitney]
All right. So this one,
688
00:38:37,939 --> 00:38:40,191
spin around until you're dizzy,
five times.
689
00:38:40,192 --> 00:38:41,151
Okay.
690
00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:44,820
And then your feet
are off the ground,
691
00:38:44,821 --> 00:38:47,114
you have to yell, "Ow!"
692
00:38:47,115 --> 00:38:53,162
Okay? Ready?
One, two, three,
693
00:38:53,163 --> 00:38:58,667
four, five. Ow! Oh!
694
00:38:58,668 --> 00:39:02,005
[Cara] Oh, you made it!
Oh, yes!
695
00:39:02,339 --> 00:39:04,758
Your turn. Exact same thing.
696
00:39:05,842 --> 00:39:09,095
Let's do it. Five times, jump,
697
00:39:09,096 --> 00:39:13,099
feet off the ground, shout.
698
00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:16,936
[indistinct]
699
00:39:16,937 --> 00:39:19,606
♪ ♪ ♪
700
00:39:21,983 --> 00:39:23,276
H-O-R.
701
00:39:24,319 --> 00:39:27,155
[Whitney on recorder]
Was that you laughing?
702
00:39:27,781 --> 00:39:29,281
[Asher on recorder]
It was me, but she completely
703
00:39:29,282 --> 00:39:30,991
misrepresented what I was doing.
704
00:39:30,992 --> 00:39:32,743
I was telling
him he had to remove her.
705
00:39:32,744 --> 00:39:34,579
That's why I was pointing.
706
00:39:35,205 --> 00:39:38,666
[Whitney on recorder] You were
patting him on the back.
707
00:39:38,667 --> 00:39:40,126
[Asher on recorder]
I was being friendly
708
00:39:40,127 --> 00:39:41,919
because I was trying
to persuade him.
709
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,089
It was extremely uncomfortable.
710
00:39:45,841 --> 00:39:47,299
[Whitney on recorder]
Why didn't you just
711
00:39:47,300 --> 00:39:48,802
stop her yourself?
712
00:39:49,594 --> 00:39:51,596
Was that you laughing?
713
00:39:52,305 --> 00:39:54,390
[Asher on recorder]
It was me, but she completely
714
00:39:54,391 --> 00:39:56,016
misrepresented what I was doing.
715
00:39:56,017 --> 00:39:57,476
I was telling him
we need to remove her.
716
00:39:57,477 --> 00:39:59,271
That's why I was pointing.
717
00:39:59,938 --> 00:40:01,772
[Whitney on recorder] You were
patting him on the back.
718
00:40:01,773 --> 00:40:04,900
But there's some makeup
that you can wear in the water
719
00:40:04,901 --> 00:40:06,527
so when you swim,
720
00:40:06,528 --> 00:40:08,488
it will stay on after,
721
00:40:08,905 --> 00:40:10,823
and you can wear it for
the rest of the month
722
00:40:10,824 --> 00:40:13,075
and you never
have to replace it.
723
00:40:13,076 --> 00:40:14,870
But how does it stick?
724
00:40:15,078 --> 00:40:18,289
I don't know. It just does.
It sticks on your skin.
725
00:40:18,290 --> 00:40:20,624
[girl screams]
Oh, my God! Josie!
726
00:40:20,625 --> 00:40:25,422
Ms. Donna! Are you okay?
727
00:40:27,340 --> 00:40:29,551
We need a teacher!
728
00:40:29,968 --> 00:40:32,762
Josie, are you okay?
729
00:40:33,346 --> 00:40:36,349
No, it hurts.
730
00:40:37,225 --> 00:40:39,978
♪ ♪ ♪
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