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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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You fucking cheated?
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But you're, like, a nerd.
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I don't know, guys. Is she?
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She's cheating on tests,
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trying to bang a dudeon a teacher's desk.
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I think she's,like, a bad girl.
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- Well, now I have a meetingwith President Lacey
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and the Honor Boardto plead my case
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so that they don't expel me.
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- Damn, girl, your life'sa fucking mess right now.
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- Bela--- No, she's right. It is.
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- Well, it is all goingto work itself out.
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Okay, and if it doesn't,then...
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Then what?
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- I don't know, okay?I thought you guys would
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jump in withsomething encouraging.
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- Leighton!- Oh, my God! Ugh.
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- Okay, let's focuson the positives, right?
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Midterms are over andtonight we're going to rage
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our brains out at theAnything But Clothes party.
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- Yes, yes.- [laughs]
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- I, for one, will be makinga tasteful but extremely
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revealing minidressmade out of caution tape.
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And caution, I willbe showing some ass meat.
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- Can you please not say"ass meat" while we are eating?
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- Leighton,you're so repressed.
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Table poll,is the phrase "ass meat"
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repulsive or charming?
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- I don't like it.- It's not great.
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- Thank you.- Okay.
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Well, here comes Nico.I'll ask him.
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Damn, he looks kind of mad.
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- Leighton,I need to talk to you.
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- I'm kind of busy right now.Can it wait?
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No, it can't. Let's go.
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Excuse me.
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[clears throat]
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- I mean, we're goingto go eavesdrop, right?
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Yeah.
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♪ Feel the sun on my face ♪
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♪ We're gonnahalt on what day now ♪
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♪ Walk down,always have to go away ♪
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- You had no rightto say anything to Maya.
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- You were cheatingon two of my friends.
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I am not the onewho was in the wrong here.
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- I just don't understandwhy you would do this to me.
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- Oh, please,no one did anything to you.
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You did this to yourself.I just put a stop to it.
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- I just hate thinkingthat they're fighting about me.
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- No, I don't thinkthis is all about you.
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- Because you fucked Kimberly,that's why!
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- I mean, a good amountis about you, sure.
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- What would you knowabout this anyway?
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You've literally never dated
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anyone seriouslyin your entire life.
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Oh, you were all aboutCory and then you go on
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one date with him,and you ghost him.
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Uh, because he was boring.
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Have you seen his Instagram?It's all sunsets.
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[scoffs]
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- Do you think they stopped?I can't hear anything anymore.
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It's so quiet.
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- [grunts]- We just got here.
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- I'm so sorry my hand grazedwhatever it grazed.
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- Hey.- Did you guys hear all that?
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- No.- Huh? No.
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No, the doors are very thick.
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- They're lying.I heard it from the bathroom.
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♪ ♪
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- Eric?- Up here.
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- You sure you wantto be here for this?
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Yeah, I am.
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Uh, what's going on?
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We know what you did to Bela.
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And to Carla.
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- Okay, well, I don't knowwhat you're talking about.
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I didn't do anything.
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Yes, you did.
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You assaulted both of usand you know it.
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- Look, you can deny itall you want,
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but we believe them,and we made our decision.
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We're kicking you out.
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- Wait, can we slow downfor a second?
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You're really goingto take her word over mine?
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The girl who gaveeight hand jobs?
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Um, it was six hand jobs.
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- And who cares how manyfucking hand jobs she gave?
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It doesn't make herany less credible, you shit.
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- Dude, you knowI wouldn't do this.
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- So two different womenare just saying this
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to take you downfor no reason?
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It doesn't make any sense andwe're not gonna ignore that.
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- It's done.- You can't just kick me out.
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- I'm a coeditor.- Oh, really?
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[gasps]
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- Looks likeyou're not anymore.
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[woman vocalizing gently]
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- [softly]Yes!
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♪ ♪
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♪ You set yourself apart ♪
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- Oh, now I see whyyou invited me over.
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- Mm-hmm.I'm using you for your body.
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Mm.
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- What are yougonna do about it?
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- I'ma go willingly.That's what I'm gonna do.
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I'm taking my shirt off.
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Oh, sorry.
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It's just weird doing thisin Kimberly's room.
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Is that her big-ass brabehind you?
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- Just ignore it.- Mm-hmm.
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And look at my bra.
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- Yes, it is a very,very good bra.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Should I take it off?- Uh-huh.
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- Okay.Oh, my God, dude.
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- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.It's just weird.
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It's weird having sexin your coworker's room.
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Her stuffed pandais staring at me.
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That's Penny.
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Don't tell me Penny's name.
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[knock on door]
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- [knock on door]- Whitney.
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Whitney, are you in there?
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- Oh, my God.- What?
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- My mom is here.- What?
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- My mom isat the fucking door.
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Oh.
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- Here,put your fucking shirt on.
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- Okay,you don't got to throw it.
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Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
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Oh, my...
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Mom, what are you doing here?
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I thought you wereon your book tour?
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- I am, but I thoughtI'd make an extra stop
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over here to ask youabout this.
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- Okay, I just finishedinstalling
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your antivirus software.Uh, all done.
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- You put your shirton backwards.
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Mom, this is Canaan.
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Uh, he--okay.
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- I'm going to see you later.- Yeah, go.
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- [computer line rings]- Kimmy-bean.
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Perfect timing.Look who's at the store.
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It's your third grade teacher,Mrs. Jarvis.
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Hi, Mrs. Jarvis.
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I can't see her.
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- Aisle four.She's got a real deep cough.
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Very, very wet.
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Dad, I need to talk to you.
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Oh, is everything okay?
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I kind of did something bad.
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- Kimberly, whatever it is,you can tell me.
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There's nothing you could say
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that would make medisappointed in you.
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- I cheated on a testand I got caught.
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And now I might get expelled.
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Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
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- Dad, I'm so sorry.I know I messed up.
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I--just pleasedon't be mad at me.
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Of course I'm mad.
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What the hell, Kimmy?This isn't like you.
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- I know.- What were you thinking?
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- I wasn't, that's the problem.I'm so stupid.
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- I don't know how to tell mom.- Oh, God, don't do that.
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We can just keep thisbetween us.
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She will lose her shit.
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Kimmy, it's okayto not be perfect for once.
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Lord knows I'm not perfect.
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Remember whenI left grandpa's ashes
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on the roof of the carand drove away?
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[chuckles]
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I love you, Dad.
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I love you, too.
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But you got to finda way to fix this.
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♪ Not as easy ♪
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We'll see.
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♪ Mind over matter ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Aloof joys and nostalgia ♪
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- Mom, why are youjust showing up like this?
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You could've called.
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- And you could've called meto tell me your team
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was involved ina full-blown sex scandal.
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Little suspiciousI had to hear about it
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from Carl instead of you.
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Carl, what the hell?
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Okay, yeah, well, Mom,you're wasting your time.
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- Everything's fine.- Everything is not fine.
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One of the coacheswas molesting a girl.
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- Oh, my God.No one was being molested.
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I'm just saying.They were both adults.
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And it's over.He's fired. He's gone.
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Whitney,
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I cannot believeI'm going to ask you this,
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but since you don't tell meanything about your life,
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is it you?
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- No.- Well, then, who was it?
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I need to make sure she's okay.
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♪ ♪
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You told her what?
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♪ ♪
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♪ We're all running ♪
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♪ As fast as we can ♪
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♪ To the finish linebut what do we get ♪
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♪ When it's over? ♪
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♪ Does winning even matterin the end ♪
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♪ If it's over? ♪
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♪ I'm done chasingtomorrow down ♪
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♪ I'm just... ♪
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Jeff, for the last time,
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pieces about your cousinare not funny.
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Nobody knows who Emma is.
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- She's, like,crazy into horses.
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There might be something there.
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There's nothing there.
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- Bela, your piece aboutFrankenstein being Jewish
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and going on birthrightis pretty solid. Good work.
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Everyone else, please make sure
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you send in two more ideasby tomorrow.
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And, also, be sure to CCour new coeditor, Evangeline.
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- Uh, hello,you forgot to mention
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the first female coeditorin "Catullan" history.
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- Yes.- Come on, guys.
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- Yes, girl!- Whoo.
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Hey, I just want to say,
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I think the waythings went down
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with Ryan waskind of fucked up.
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And to be honest,some other people do, too.
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- If you wantto defend a predator,
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- maybe you should leave, too.- Whoa, whoa.
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I don't think we needto kick anymore people out.
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- It was Ryan's wordagainst someone else's.
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- Ryan's word didn't makeany fucking sense.
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You have no ideawhat you're talking about.
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- Says the girlwho benefitted from his exit.
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- Are you fucking kidding me?- All right, everyone.
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If we could calm downand get back to the meeting--
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- Actually, I'm gonna go.- You should stay.
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- He should go.- No, I want to go.
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I came to Essexbecause of "The Catullan,"
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but I think it might suck.
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In two months,I've been called a slut,
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I've been hate crimedby an alum,
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had some dude's dickjammed into my back.
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If this is what being on"The Catullan" is like,
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I'm sorry, I'm good without it.
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- ♪ Baby,give me all you got ♪
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♪ Hm ♪
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♪ I never make youfall to your knees ♪
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♪ And you'll fall again ♪
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♪ I don't really knowwhere I'm going ♪
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I've decided what I'm going
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to tellthe disciplinary committee.
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I'm going to present themwith a compelling,
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thoughtful, at times humorousstatement on who I am
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and how I plan to learnfrom this experience.
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Bitch, I'm asleep.
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You can't go in thereempty-handed.
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If you want themto go easy on you,
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you have tobring them something.
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- Like treats?- Like evidence, honey.
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You stole that testfrom Theta, right?
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- Mm-hmm.- Well, don't you think
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that the Honor Board would liketo know about the large scale
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cheating ring that's infectingtheir beloved university?
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- You think I should tattle?- Hell, yeah.
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It's them or you.
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- So Willow's going to pretendto be straight?
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- Mm-hmm.- Yeah, that's not gonna work.
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- Hey, do any of youwant my outfit
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for the Anything But Clothesparty?
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- I'm not going.- What?
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- Wait, you're not goingto the party with us?
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You made Whitney goto the Caribbean Night party
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- when she had mono.- I had fluid in my lungs.
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- Bela, you have to go.We're all going.
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I can't. My soul is crushed.
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My comedy dreams are over.
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I guess now I'll just haveto become a lame scientist
282
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- who cures IBS or some shit.- You're fucking going!
283
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Dude, it's just a party.
284
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It's not.
285
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I'm going to steal the testsfrom Theta's closet
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and turn them overto the disciplinary committee.
287
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- Holy shit.- What?
288
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White collar criminalsdo this stuff all the time.
289
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- Having grown upon the Upper East Side,
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I can confirmthat is absolutely true.
291
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Look, I'm just freaking out,
292
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and I really wantyou guys to be there.
293
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- Well, all right, I'm in.I can't miss this shit.
294
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- Let's go steal some test--- Shh.
295
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So which one of you guys
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wants to wrap thisaround my ass?
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Nobody does. Stop.
298
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- She would love to do it.- You know what? Stop.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
301
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- The next thing I knew,we were kissing in his truck.
302
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And not just kissing--hand stuff, too.
303
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- [mouthing]- Oh.
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You don't have to revealanymore than you want to.
305
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- No, I think it's importantthat we all hear this.
306
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- He took my flower.- Wow.
307
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Okay, this is gettingreally personal.
308
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She's right.
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I don't wantto overstep boundaries,
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but if you need anything,you let me know.
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All I need is to heal,
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but I'm on my way.
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Senator Chase, hi.
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Could I pleaseget a photo with you?
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Of course. Carl.
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- [whispers]That's your mom?
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- Take a photo of us.Use that good angle.
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- He took your flower?- I know.
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I'm deeply good at this.Should I do drama?
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- You are shockinglygreat at this,
321
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and I appreciate you doing it.
322
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Oh, I'm just getting started.
323
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When your mama come back,I'ma make myself cry.
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[laughs]
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- ♪ Oh ♪- Cheers.
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Cheers, bitches.
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- Mm.- Oh, Bela, what was that?
328
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- It was carrot cake Schnapps.It was on clearance.
329
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- Yeah,'cause it tastes like shit.
330
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- I kind of liked it.- Right?
331
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- I can't get the tasteout of my mouth.
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- ♪ Lucid dreams,lucid dreams 'bout you ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
335
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♪ It's all that I can do ♪
336
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♪ Lucid dreams,lucid dreams 'bout you ♪
337
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♪ Lucid dreams, lucid dreams'bout you ♪
338
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♪ 'Bout you, lucid dreams ♪
339
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♪ Lucid dreams 'bout you ♪
340
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♪ You are my weakness ♪
341
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♪ Lucid dreams 'bout you ♪
342
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[all cheering]
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Let's do this.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Another classic ♪
346
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♪ I'm feelingfucking fantastic ♪
347
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♪ Normally wantto stay humble ♪
348
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♪ But y'all knowfor real I be macking ♪
349
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♪ I'm dealing with ♪
350
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- Hell, yes, we're goingto see some side dick tonight.
351
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- I hope my momdoesn't show up.
352
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- So she really bought thatWillow is hooking up with him?
353
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I almost believed it.
354
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Hello, bitches.
355
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- [screams]- What?
356
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Lila, that outfit is awesome.
357
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:15,194
- Thanks. It's 320 condomsfrom the student center
358
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and I plan on usingall of them tonight.
359
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Starting with you.Hello, sir.
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[laughter]
361
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- ♪ All I know is thatyou heard about me ♪
362
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♪ Ah, shoot,I'm the baddest, baddest ♪
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♪ That you ever hadin the room ♪
364
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- Want to get two shots each?Pretend they're for friends?
365
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- [laughs]Yes.
366
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- Four.- Excuse me.
367
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- Uh, hi.- What?
368
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- Uh, sorryif this feels creepy.
369
00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:40,152
Um, but I've beenwatching you all night.
370
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- I've been herefor, like, six minutes.
371
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- And those have been the bestsix minutes of my life.
372
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Look, you're really charming
373
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and all of thisis very impressive.
374
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I'm just notinterested tonight.
375
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Fair enough.
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♪ ♪
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Girl, if you say no to that,
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what the helldo you say yes to?
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[laughs]
380
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- Whew, he had, like,an eight pack.
381
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- Okay, all right.- You know me.
382
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- The abs.- Thank you.
383
00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:04,543
Should we talk about
384
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your humiliating introductionto my mom?
385
00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:09,982
- No, no, let's actuallynever talk about that again.
386
00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:11,317
Actually, ever.
387
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- Yeah, she is way too much.Sorry.
388
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- Doesn't seem liketoo much to me.
389
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She left her book tourto make sure you were okay.
390
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She obviously caresabout you a lot.
391
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♪ ♪
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Not to dampen the moodor anything.
393
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- I--I know.We're at a party.
394
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[laughter]
395
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- Hey, Bela,can we talk to you?
396
00:14:29,268 --> 00:14:31,270
Uh, yeah. Is everything okay?
397
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,905
How was the restof "The Catullan" meeting?
398
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- It sort of endedright after you left.
399
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,076
So was everyone mad at me?
400
00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:40,446
- Actually, after you quit,Jo and I started talking
401
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:43,449
- and we quit too.- Are you for real?
402
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,951
- Yep, you were right.That place is awful.
403
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,720
I give it two weeks before
404
00:14:47,786 --> 00:14:50,789
Jeff has a nervous breakdownand moves home to Connecticut.
405
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- And how the fuckdid it take till now
406
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,059
for them to havea female editor?
407
00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:56,528
- Yeah, so that's whatwe wanted to talk to you about.
408
00:14:56,595 --> 00:14:59,265
We wanted to starta new comedy thing with you.
409
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- Ladies only.- What do you think?
410
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♪ ♪
411
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,537
Yes. Hell, yeah.
412
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[laughter]Yes, yes.
413
00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:11,210
- ♪ Say it tonight,light all this ♪
414
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I kind of want to do it
415
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,313
but I also don't wantto get in trouble.
416
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:15,648
- Okay, if you want to do it,you got to do it now.
417
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,549
He's not looking.He's distracted.
418
00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:19,752
- Okay, let's go.- Come on.
419
00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:23,956
♪ ♪
420
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Hey, hey, hey.
421
00:15:31,463 --> 00:15:33,899
Okay, hurry up.It's a party.
422
00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:35,501
There's, like,a million people around.
423
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,337
- I've never done this before.I'm not Tom Cruise.
424
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:39,505
- Here they are.- Okay.
425
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:40,673
Take it, let's go.
426
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:45,144
Holy shit,is that why you wore that bag?
427
00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:46,679
- Your girl knowshow to scheme.
428
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,013
Okay.
429
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,482
- [gasps]- Shit.
430
00:15:50,582 --> 00:15:52,851
- No, damn it, fuck.- No, no, no.
431
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,687
- [gasps]- What the fuck?
432
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[gasps]
433
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What are you doing?
434
00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:00,326
What does it look like?
435
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:04,029
- I'm going to leaveyou both to it.
436
00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:09,201
- Are you doing this'cause you're mad at me?
437
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:11,170
- I got caught cheatingwith one of these.
438
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:13,205
For real?
439
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,541
- Oh, shit.- Yeah, it's not great.
440
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:19,378
So I was gonna hand these inand try and save myself.
441
00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:23,782
You should.
442
00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:25,050
Seriously?
443
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,652
- I mean, if it helps younot get expelled,
444
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,988
then it's worth it.
445
00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:30,289
Thanks.
446
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,661
I could also usesome duct tape.
447
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,663
♪ Light up the way ♪
448
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,065
- So he just let youtake the test?
449
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,734
- Yeah.- That's so cool.
450
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,370
- Yeah, that issurprisingly cool of him.
451
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:45,738
Oh, my God, that's Eric.
452
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,406
He really stood upfor me today.
453
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,408
Wait a minute.
454
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:52,144
Eric! Eric!
455
00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:53,812
- Bela?What are you wearing?
456
00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:55,581
Oh, it's caution tape.
457
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,683
Yeah, I can see that.
458
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,252
- So how's it going?- Bad.
459
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:01,987
I had to irrevocablyend my relationship
460
00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:04,590
with my best friend,and I have to move out
461
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of my apartmentbecause it's his.
462
00:17:06,725 --> 00:17:08,027
And we lostall our good writers.
463
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:10,262
So not the best day.
464
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,364
Right, that makes sense.
465
00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:14,066
- Where are you gonna live?- I don't know.
466
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:15,401
I could ask my dadsfor rent money.
467
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:17,836
- Dads?- Yeah, I have two dads.
468
00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:19,204
Oh, that's fun.
469
00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:20,439
- You think it's funthat I have two dads?
470
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,040
- I do.- [chuckles]
471
00:17:22,107 --> 00:17:24,109
Yeah, I guess it's kind of fun.
472
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,944
- Well, I should go.My friends are waiting for me.
473
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,513
But, um,maybe I'll see you around?
474
00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:29,214
- Yeah.- All right.
475
00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:30,883
♪ You know that damn right ♪
476
00:17:30,949 --> 00:17:33,886
- Damn,I'm freezing my ass off!
477
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♪ ♪
478
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:39,058
♪ So I look you up ♪
479
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♪ Open them ♪
480
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♪ Take a minute, flow ♪
481
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♪ 'Cause I'll come 'round ♪
482
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- Hey.- [chuckles] Hey.
483
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:54,306
- I'm sorry to show upunannounced.
484
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:55,607
Uh, can I come in?
485
00:17:55,707 --> 00:17:57,743
- I don't thinkthat's a good idea.
486
00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,645
Why?
487
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,480
- Someone else here?- No.
488
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,816
I just don't thinkit's a good idea.
489
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,317
Okay.
490
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,786
- ♪ If I told youthat it hurt my... ♪
491
00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:10,656
Well, uh, I just...
492
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,792
I came to say that I, uh...
493
00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:18,230
That I really miss you.
494
00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:19,731
And this is whereit would be great
495
00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:22,568
if you could say thatyou also miss me too.
496
00:18:22,634 --> 00:18:24,770
I do miss you, but, um,
497
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,271
I also want to move on.
498
00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:28,240
And like I said,I don't want to go backwards.
499
00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:30,075
I can't, so...
500
00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:31,777
you need to move on too.
501
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,078
♪ So long ♪
502
00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:34,646
♪ So long ♪
503
00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:37,616
♪ So long ♪
504
00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:40,953
♪ You're strong, so tough ♪
505
00:18:41,019 --> 00:18:44,423
♪ But so wrong ♪
506
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:46,425
♪ And justto prove you right ♪
507
00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:48,193
♪ You want it, honey bear ♪
508
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:50,796
♪ To come over tonight ♪
509
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:53,499
♪ So I look you up ♪
510
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:57,269
♪ ♪
511
00:18:57,336 --> 00:18:58,704
I prepared a statement.
512
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,973
- It's--it's kind of long.- It's okay.
513
00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:03,809
Kimberly, let's just startwith some questions.
514
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:05,477
Oh.
515
00:19:05,544 --> 00:19:08,313
- Is it true that you cheatedon Professor Bennett's midterm?
516
00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:10,315
- Yes.- And was Professor Bennett
517
00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:12,050
clear about what materials were
518
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,685
and were not allowedduring the test?
519
00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:15,220
Yes.
520
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,022
- So did you know thatwhat you were doing was wrong?
521
00:19:17,122 --> 00:19:18,657
Yes.
522
00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:21,226
Boy, I don't like how thesequestions are making me look.
523
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,694
Well, what you're describing
524
00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:25,898
is a clear violationof Essex honor code.
525
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,666
We take that very seriously.
526
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:30,302
I know. I messed up.
527
00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:31,737
But this isn't me.
528
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,907
I've never been in troublein my life before.
529
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,209
But I'm just kind ofstruggling here.
530
00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:39,878
The classes are amazing,but they're hard.
531
00:19:39,978 --> 00:19:41,313
At least I think so.
532
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:44,750
And I want to do well,but I also work
533
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,686
five days a week just so thatI can afford to go here.
534
00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:50,255
And I don't meanto make excuses
535
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:53,825
or complain about being poor,but you have no idea
536
00:19:53,892 --> 00:19:55,994
how hard it was for my familyto send me here.
537
00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:59,097
My mom had to sell her piano,and that really sucked.
538
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:03,702
And that's fine,it's fine, I'm fine.
539
00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:06,205
It's who we are.
540
00:20:06,271 --> 00:20:10,509
But I guess that's why I feelso much pressure to do well.
541
00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:13,445
I know what I did is wrongand I won't do it again,
542
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:16,248
but my spot at Essexmeans everything to me.
543
00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:18,417
I can't lose it.
544
00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:21,720
I should've ended with the"I won't do this again" thing.
545
00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:23,956
I won't do this again.
546
00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:30,629
- Okay, thank youfor your statement.
547
00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:34,299
- Is there anything elseyou'd like to share?
548
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:36,401
Actually, yes.
549
00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:48,080
♪ ♪
550
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,822
Baby, I want to apologize.
551
00:20:56,922 --> 00:21:00,392
I saw that article andI assumed the worst of you.
552
00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:02,160
It's okay, Mom.
553
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,162
No, it's not okay.
554
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,765
I get scrutinized so muchin my line of work.
555
00:21:06,832 --> 00:21:08,834
If I show half an inchof cleavage,
556
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,902
I am a headlineon "Bride Bark."
557
00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:12,904
And it makes meso much stricter on you,
558
00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:15,140
which is unfair.
559
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,509
You shouldn't haveto pay the price for my career.
560
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:19,778
- You are a good kid--- I did it.
561
00:21:19,845 --> 00:21:21,013
It was me.
562
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,315
I was the girl.
563
00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:25,851
Which girl?
564
00:21:27,819 --> 00:21:30,656
- The one who had the affairwith the coach.
565
00:21:30,756 --> 00:21:32,658
Willow wasjust pretending for me.
566
00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:34,159
- She's gay.- What?
567
00:21:34,259 --> 00:21:35,694
- I know.She was very convincing.
568
00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:37,629
- You know that's notwhat I was talking about.
569
00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:39,765
You had an...
570
00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:43,635
You had an affairwith your soccer coach?
571
00:21:43,702 --> 00:21:45,203
How could youhave kept this from me
572
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,772
and lied to me about it?
573
00:21:46,838 --> 00:21:48,173
- I knew it was wrong,but I was in love with him.
574
00:21:48,273 --> 00:21:51,276
I am so upset.
575
00:21:51,343 --> 00:21:53,445
I know you're angry with me.
576
00:21:53,512 --> 00:21:55,213
I'm sorry.
577
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:58,016
- I never meant to--- I'm not angry with you.
578
00:21:58,116 --> 00:21:59,384
I'm angry with myself.
579
00:21:59,484 --> 00:22:01,019
- Mom, I didn't wantto disappoint you.
580
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:03,055
- How could I havelet this happen?
581
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,724
I'm your mother.I'm supposed to protect you.
582
00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:09,661
Instead, I made you feel likeyou had to keep this a secret.
583
00:22:09,728 --> 00:22:11,296
I just...
584
00:22:11,363 --> 00:22:13,865
I mean, I thoughtI could handle it by myself.
585
00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:18,303
- Baby, you don't only haveto tell me the good things.
586
00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:22,240
I'm also herewhen things are bad.
587
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:26,745
Especially when things are bad.
588
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:29,748
- ♪ If you go ♪- [sighs]
589
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:34,653
♪ Go later on ♪
590
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:36,488
♪ I could lie ♪
591
00:22:36,555 --> 00:22:39,491
- Listen, I don't haveto leave for a while.
592
00:22:39,558 --> 00:22:44,663
Would you like to come backto my hotel and talk some more?
593
00:22:44,730 --> 00:22:47,866
- Yeah, that sounds good.- Okay.
594
00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:49,768
♪ ♪
595
00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:52,437
So you trying to tell meyour friend Willow is gay?
596
00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:56,108
- I know.She's an amazing actress.
597
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,609
- How didthe disciplinary hearing go?
598
00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:59,177
Did you cry?
599
00:22:59,244 --> 00:23:01,680
- I cried a little,and then a lot on my way home.
600
00:23:01,747 --> 00:23:04,216
- [sighs]Kimberly.
601
00:23:04,282 --> 00:23:06,284
You gave themthe tests though, right?
602
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:07,519
Yeah.
603
00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:11,390
- I think thatit's gonna be fine.
604
00:23:11,456 --> 00:23:13,792
If seasons 1 through 22 of"SVU" have taught me anything,
605
00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:15,293
is that Chris Maloneycan get it
606
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,929
and that turning overevidence always works.
607
00:23:18,029 --> 00:23:20,732
- I hope so.- Me too.
608
00:23:20,799 --> 00:23:23,869
All right, I'm gonna go meet upwith Evangeline and Jo.
609
00:23:23,935 --> 00:23:25,570
Okay, where are the others?
610
00:23:25,637 --> 00:23:26,805
Uh, Whitney's out and
611
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:28,306
I think Leighton'sstill in bed?
612
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:29,941
- Leighton's still in bed?It's almost noon.
613
00:23:30,041 --> 00:23:31,076
Yeah.
614
00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:41,119
- Leighton.- Go away please.
615
00:23:42,287 --> 00:23:43,755
Are you crying?
616
00:23:43,822 --> 00:23:45,323
No, I'm fine.
617
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,058
- What's going on?What's wrong?
618
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:51,830
- I was seeing someoneand I fucked it up.
619
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:54,800
I fucked it upbecause I am fucked up.
620
00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:57,903
- I didn't even knowyou were seeing someone.
621
00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:01,640
But you're not fucked up.
622
00:24:01,740 --> 00:24:03,175
You're like,
623
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,744
the most together personI know.
624
00:24:06,978 --> 00:24:10,182
You're so prettyand you're so smart.
625
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:12,250
And if this guy's too stupidto see that,
626
00:24:12,317 --> 00:24:14,286
then it's his loss.
627
00:24:15,687 --> 00:24:17,189
Okay?
628
00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:21,626
Don't cry.He's not worth it.
629
00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:25,597
- It wasn't a guy.It was a girl.
630
00:24:25,664 --> 00:24:27,799
I'm gay.
631
00:24:29,534 --> 00:24:32,304
Oh, Leighton.
632
00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:39,878
Does anyone else know?
633
00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:41,313
No.
634
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:46,017
- Wow, I'm surprisedyou're telling me.
635
00:24:46,117 --> 00:24:49,654
Yeah, well, me too.
636
00:24:49,721 --> 00:24:52,390
I'm really proud of you.
637
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,159
- [sobbing]I don't want to be like this.
638
00:24:54,226 --> 00:24:57,062
Kimberly, it's terrifying.
639
00:24:57,162 --> 00:25:00,899
I don't wantmy whole life to change.
640
00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:04,402
- I get it.Coming out seems really scary.
641
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:06,872
[crying]
642
00:25:06,972 --> 00:25:09,074
But I think...
643
00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:15,080
the only way you can be happyis if you're yourself.
644
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:20,719
♪ ♪
645
00:25:20,819 --> 00:25:23,088
♪ I will be there ♪
646
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:27,359
♪ Don't you be scared,I will be there ♪
647
00:25:27,425 --> 00:25:29,194
♪ Don't you be scared ♪
648
00:25:29,261 --> 00:25:32,197
You are a really good person.
649
00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:35,233
So are you.
650
00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:37,002
You're not just telling me this
651
00:25:37,068 --> 00:25:39,437
because there's a chance Imight get expelled soon, right?
652
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,706
- No, at least not on any levelthat I realize.
653
00:25:41,773 --> 00:25:43,708
- Okay.[laughs]
654
00:25:43,775 --> 00:25:45,176
♪ ♪
655
00:25:45,243 --> 00:25:48,914
- ♪ Be all right,be all right ♪
656
00:25:49,014 --> 00:25:52,050
♪ Be all right,be all right ♪
657
00:25:52,117 --> 00:25:53,518
- Remember thatthick-necked hottie
658
00:25:53,585 --> 00:25:55,186
that hit on Leightonlast night?
659
00:25:55,253 --> 00:25:56,922
Well, I am three years deepinto his Insta
660
00:25:57,022 --> 00:25:59,858
and I just found this.
661
00:25:59,925 --> 00:26:01,426
- Oh, my God.- Right?
662
00:26:01,526 --> 00:26:04,596
Leighton, you got to ridethis dude like a log flume.
663
00:26:04,696 --> 00:26:06,698
- I think Leightoncan do better.
664
00:26:06,765 --> 00:26:07,966
Do better?
665
00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:10,569
- Look at his V muscles.- Oh, shit.
666
00:26:10,635 --> 00:26:12,404
The email from the Honor Boardcame in.
667
00:26:12,470 --> 00:26:14,072
[groans]
668
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,576
What does it say?
669
00:26:17,642 --> 00:26:18,643
I'm not expelled.
670
00:26:18,743 --> 00:26:20,812
- Yes!- Oh, my God.
671
00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:23,248
- That's great.- Scared me.
672
00:26:24,783 --> 00:26:28,486
- Hey, what is wrong?Why aren't you happy?
673
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:30,822
They revoked my scholarship.
674
00:26:32,390 --> 00:26:37,662
So I have to find an extra$23,000 a semester.
675
00:26:37,762 --> 00:26:40,732
[Doja Cat's "Boss Bitch"]
676
00:26:40,799 --> 00:26:42,334
♪ ♪
677
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:44,269
- ♪ Yeah, ain't tryingto be cool like you ♪
678
00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:46,137
♪ Wobblin' aroundin your high-heeled shoes ♪
679
00:26:46,237 --> 00:26:48,073
♪ I'm clumsy,made friends with the floor ♪
680
00:26:48,139 --> 00:26:49,908
♪ Two for one,you know a bitch buy four ♪
681
00:26:49,975 --> 00:26:51,610
♪ And two left feetyou know I always drop ♪
682
00:26:51,676 --> 00:26:53,445
♪ First thingthe girl did was a bop ♪
683
00:26:53,511 --> 00:26:55,313
♪ I'm the whole damn cakeand the cherry on top ♪
684
00:26:55,413 --> 00:26:57,415
♪ Shook up the bottlemade a good girl pop ♪
685
00:26:57,482 --> 00:26:59,184
♪ You ain't even hereto party ♪
686
00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:01,119
♪ Ken in the clubtrying to pay for Barbie ♪
687
00:27:01,186 --> 00:27:02,854
♪ I don't want to go, go, gowith the flow ♪
688
00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:04,589
♪ Bend till I touch my toes ♪
689
00:27:04,656 --> 00:27:06,625
♪ I don't wannarow, row, row the boat ♪
690
00:27:06,691 --> 00:27:08,593
♪ Fist full of rocksand I hope I float ♪
691
00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:10,528
♪ Wake up yourself'cause you know they don't ♪
692
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,530
♪ I chew, chew, chew'cause they hope I choke ♪
693
00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:14,299
♪ I'm a bitch,I'm a boss ♪
694
00:27:14,366 --> 00:27:16,368
♪ I'm a bitch and a bossand I shine like gloss ♪
695
00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:18,136
♪ I'm a bitch,I'm a boss ♪
696
00:27:18,203 --> 00:27:20,205
♪ I'm a bitch and a bossand I shine like gloss ♪
697
00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:22,007
♪ I'm a bitch,I'm a boss ♪
698
00:27:22,107 --> 00:27:23,775
♪ I'm a bitch and a bossand I shine like gloss ♪
699
00:27:23,842 --> 00:27:25,510
♪ I'm a bitch,I'm a boss ♪
700
00:27:25,610 --> 00:27:27,545
♪ I'm a bitch and a bossand I shine like ♪
701
00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:29,381
♪ Said bitch, I'm the after,you been the before ♪
702
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,316
♪ I been the stallion,you been the sea horse ♪
703
00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:33,118
♪ Don't need a report,don't need a press run ♪
704
00:27:33,184 --> 00:27:35,053
♪ All of my bad picsbeen all my best ones ♪
705
00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:36,988
♪ I wear the hatand I wear the pants ♪
706
00:27:37,055 --> 00:27:38,790
♪ I am advancedso I get advanced ♪
707
00:27:38,857 --> 00:27:40,558
♪ And I do my danceand cancel the plans ♪
708
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,727
♪ Don't be mad'cause you had a chance ♪
709
00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:44,562
♪ I'm a bitch,I'm a boss ♪
710
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,731
♪ I'm a bitch and a bossand I shine like gloss ♪
711
00:27:46,831 --> 00:27:48,500
♪ I'm a bitch,I'm a boss ♪
712
00:27:48,566 --> 00:27:50,635
♪ I'm a bitch and a bossand I shine like gloss ♪
713
00:27:50,702 --> 00:27:52,404
♪ I'm a bitch,I'm a boss ♪
714
00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:54,339
♪ I'm a bitch and a bossand I shine like gloss ♪
715
00:27:54,406 --> 00:27:56,141
♪ I'm a bitch,I'm a boss ♪
716
00:27:56,207 --> 00:27:58,710
♪ I'm a bitch and a bossand I shine like gloss ♪
717
00:27:58,810 --> 00:28:01,413
♪ ♪
718
00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:02,580
Go to bed.
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