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[whooping, shouting]
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- Let's go!Let's go!
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Let's go, baby.Come on.
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I can't hear you guys!
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They ain't ready for us!They ain't ready for us!
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- Whoo!- Yeah!
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Let's go, baby, let's go!
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[whooping and cheering]
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- Mmm. There's just somethingabout a man covered in paint.
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Mmm.
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Dude, are you studyingat a tailgate?
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- Yeah, but onlybecause I'm failing econ.
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- Well, maybe you'd bedoing better
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if you didn't spendso much time
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railing Leighton's brother.
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- Okay.- [mimics mattress squeaking]
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- Bela, Bela, Bela!You just spilled beer
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- all over my textbook.- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry!
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Ugh.
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And Nico's beddoesn't squeak like that.
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It thuds, like,bam, bam, bam, bam.
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Hello, ladies.
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- Hi, Leighton.- Hi, Leighton.
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- Wait, why'd you stop talkingwhen I showed up?
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Is it--Is it my glasses?I know they're ugly,
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but my fucking momforgot to send my contacts.
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No!
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It's just surprisingthat you came.
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- Well, I'm not really jazzedto watch soccer,
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but I did want to comeand support Whitney.
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You like Whitney?
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- Yes, I like Whitney.She's our roommate.
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Do you like me?
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- I guess. Stop asking meif I like people.
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Everyone's fine.Anyway, I can't stay long.
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I have to plan a surprise partyfor my brother's birthday.
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Oh, my God.
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I didn't know Nico's birthdaywas coming up.
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That's so cool.
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- Yeah, I always planhis party.
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And I have somereally good surprises
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in store this time.
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- It'd be really great for meif I could get
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the "Catullan" writers infor an exclusive event.
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- Yeah, I'm suremy brother would love
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to have eight nerdy writershanging around.
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No plus ones.
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But we are invited.
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- Sure.both: Yes!
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Wait, they're pulling in!
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[cheering]
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Oh, my God, it's Whitney!
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- Hey, girl!- Whitney!
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- all: [cheering]- You came?
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- Of course, we did.We love you!
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[laughs]
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Also, we ran out of mixers.
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Can we have someof your team's Gatorade?
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No!
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- No worries!We'll see you inside!
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Whoo!
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- And the score is tiedtwo to two
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as we enter overtime.
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[cheering]
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When I say Es, you say Sex!
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Es!crowd: Sex!
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- Es!crowd: Sex!
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- Es!crowd: Sex!
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- Es!crowd: Sex!
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- Es!crowd: Sex!
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- Es!crowd: Sex!
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- Whoo![cheers and applause]
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- Hey, do either of youever get this thing
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where you feel likeyou have to pee
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- but nothing comes out?- Bitch, you have a UTI.
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Oh, my God, no!
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- Did you forget to peeafter sex?
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Are you supposed to do that?
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- Someone didn't readtheir vagina's manual.
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- Wait, are you having sexwith someone?
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- Who?- Me?
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Kimberly Finkle?Having casual sex?
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[chuckles] That's a laugh.
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- There are a lotof other ways to get a UTI.
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You probably saton a wet library chair
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- for too long.- Right, that's probably it.
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Anyway, these cold bleachersare really helping
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numb the area.
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- Just a reminder,my friend Maya
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is visiting this week,
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so if we could talk lessabout infected genitals--
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No promises.
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- Something's happening!Run, bitch!
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Run!
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[crowd cheering]
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Go! Go!
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- Get your girl, get your girl,get your girl!
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- Oh, go Whitney!Go Whitney! Go!
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- Oh!- Ooh.
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- [whistle blasts]- Yes!
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Ugh!
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Oh, don't take her hand,Whitney!
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Slap her in the fucking mouth![whistle blasts]
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- Yellow card number 12.Penalty kick for Essex.
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Hey, no pressure.
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But if you make this shot,we go to the NCAA tournament.
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Make the damn shot.You got this!
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- Yeah.- All right, here we go.
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- Ready?- You got this!
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["Broken Promised Land"by Claire]
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Come on, Whitney!
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- ♪ Let's dream ourselvesaway from here...♪
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You got this, Whitney!
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♪ ♪
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Yeah!
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[cheering]
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- Golden goal scoredby number 21, Whitney Chase.
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Essex wins!
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[whistle twirs]
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all: [screaming]
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Yeah!
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ Don't stopuntil it's gone ♪
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♪ Pick a point ♪
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♪ On the horizon ♪
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[alarm beeps]
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It is 11 a.m..
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That is100 community service hours.
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I am out of here.
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- We knew you'd be excited,so Ginger made you cupcakes!
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They're allergen free!
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But full of love.And carob chips.
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- Thank you.- Do you want to stay
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for the restof today's meeting?
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- Oh, not at all, actually,but thank you.
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- Okay.- Alicia, Ginger, Tova,
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I will cherishall of the lessons
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you have taught me.
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And to the rest of you--
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I think one of youis named Rebecca.
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Oh, both of you.
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- Don't forgetyour cupcakes.
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- You know what, Ginger?I will take one.
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Oh.
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- I'm free, bitches!Whoo!
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[light music]
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♪ ♪
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- Wow. One small stepfor a South Asian woman,
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- on giant leap--- New writer alert!
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- Carla?What are you doing here?
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- Did you get tapped too?- Yeah.
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I worked really flippin' hardon my submission.
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I guess they reallyflippin' liked it.
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Well, cool.
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It's so fun that you're here.
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Ladies first.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- Holy crap,this is incredible.
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Wow.
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Check it out!
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This is gonna beme and you one day.
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Best friends and coeditors.
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- I'm gonna take a seat.- Me too.
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- All right, come on, guys.Let's get started.
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First off, congratulationsto our new "Catullan" writers.
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All right, yeah.
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- I'm sure we are witnessingthe start
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of some very successfulcomedy careers.
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- Until you have kidsand turn into complacent hacks.
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- It's a traditionfor new writers
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to submit a pieceon their first day.
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And, in an age-old practicedating back to 2013,
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the best piece will be featuredon our Instagram.
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Pieces are due at midnight.
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- Maybe it'd be coolif we wrote something together.
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- Oh, I'm surethat's not allowed.
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- Evangeline, Bela and Iwant to co-write a piece.
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- Is that cool?- We don't have to.
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- Really, it's--- Sure.
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Uh, Bela and Carlawill be writing one together.
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You can work in groups.
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- Shaweet.Very nice. my wife.
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Have you seen "Borat"?
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- Obviously.- I'm sure it's so good.
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- ♪ Never thought that Icould take these steps ♪
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♪ But I kept the focuson myself...♪
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Your first UTI.
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I remember mine well.
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I had just conned my wayinto a birthright trip
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into Israel--
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- Thanks, Lila,but I'm trying to ignore it.
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A UTI is a rite of passage.
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You gotta wear it like a crown.
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An uncomfortable,scratchy crown
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that you can't waitto take off.
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[laughter]
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- Hey, guys,I seriously have no idea
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what to get Nicofor his birthday,
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and I'm stressing.
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- Well, I thinkit's pretty obvious.
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You gotta get him a sexy gift.
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Oh, like silky boxers.
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- No, like, something erotic.Like a cock ring.
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- A what?- She's wrong.
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Get Nico something nice,but slightly impersonal,
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so he doesn't thinkyou're trying too hard.
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- Maybe a nice journal.- A journal?
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Hot guys don't journal.
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They just lettheir thoughts fade away.
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It's what makes them hot.
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- I just want to get himsomething small and meaningful,
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but something I knowhe'll like.
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- As long as you pair itwith a nasty handwritten card.
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Something like,"Happy Birthday, Nico,
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I love that thick dick.Regards, Kimberly."
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Boom, you're welcome.Shakespeare.
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- Hey. So you goingto this party tomorrow too?
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- Yeah, are you?- Nah, I already have plans.
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Hanging out with Dariusfor a bit,
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and then meeting up with you
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when you leave the party early?
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- [gasps]Hmm.
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Sound good?
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- I might be availablefor that.
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Cool.
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So, you guys are gonna workor...something?
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- I am.- I'm sick, I have a UTI.
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- Well, uh, good luckwith that.
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Thank you.
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- Poor baby girl.Drink up.
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Hey, you wanted to see me?
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Yep, come on in.
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- Let me guess.After the other night,
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companies are reaching outabout endorsing me?
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I'll hold out for Adidas.
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- Well, it has cometo my attention
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that Coach Daltonhas been having
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an inappropriatesexual relationship
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with a player.
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What?
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That's crazy. And gross.
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Well, I have to ask.
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I mean, do you knowanything about this, or--
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- Me?No.
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I can't even imagine it.
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Dalton's so oldhe's still on Facebook.
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- [laughs]Okay. Well, look.
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If you hear anything,let me know.
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Um, obviously we have to takethis very seriously.
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Of course.
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I'll think on it,and let you know
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if anything comes to mind.
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Um, I assumeyou already talked
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to Becky?Not implying anything,
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but I did see them sharea power bar once.
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- You are not the first personto mention that.
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Huh. All right, well,
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that's very helpful.Thank you.
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- You can go.- Oh, right.
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["A Thousand Words"by Jay Som playing]
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♪ ♪
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♪ Remember to call me
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♪ When you're feeling blue ♪[line ringing]
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- Hi, you've reached Dalton.Please leave a message,
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and I'll call you back.
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Shit.
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- ♪ Go on and speakyour truth ♪
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- Oh, my God.I just thought
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about what our piece should be.
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Cool, what is it?
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- What if we write a pieceabout what TV characters
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say when they orgasm?
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- I don't think we wantpeople to picture
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Fred Flintstone getting off.
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Right, it's cringey.
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I'll think of something else.
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No rush.
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Sometimes the best ideastake a while to find.
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- You know you're likethe only person
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at "The Catullan"who's nice to me.
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- I'm sure that'll changewith time.
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- Well, Eric's not that bad.- Eric?
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The only timeI've seen Eric smile
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- was when I tripped on a cord.- [chuckles]
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Well, he's better than Ryan.
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- Hey, I have an ideafor a piece.
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What about a Tinder profilefor the John Essex statue.
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Ryan showed me his dick.
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- In a bad way.- Are you serious?
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- He called me into his officeto talk about piece formatting
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and then he took it out.
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And it's all I can think aboutwhenever I'm at "The Catullan."
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Are you gonna tell anyone?
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I don't know.
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Everybody already thinksI'm so weird.
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Has he ever doneanything like that to you?
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- Ryan?No. Not at all.
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- Yeah.Forget I said anything.
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Let's write your funny idea.
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- Yeah?- Yeah.
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[mellow music]
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- This isfor my brother's 21st birthday.
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I will needa crepe station option
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that is both sweet and savory.
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Well, then I will awaityour manager's call
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at this number.
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- Oh, are you serving mesome rich mommy party planner?
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I'm very into that.
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Um, hey, what is with
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your neighborwith the red hair?
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She was staring at mewhile I was waiting at thedoor.
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Oh, she's my best friend.
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I'm kidding.I don't talk to my neighbors.
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- Do you think I'm insane?- [giggles]
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Dude, planning a partyin Vermont is challenging.
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No one has taste.
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Yeah, about that.
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Am I, like, invitedto this, or--
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- Oh, I figuredyou wouldn't want to go.
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And don't you thinkyou coming as my plus one
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would be, like,this whole thing?
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There it is.
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- What?- You don't want me there
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because you're worriedpeople will figure you out.
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- Hey, it is a birthday partyfor my brother
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who you have met, like, once.
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Okay, can we please not makethis into a bigger thing
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- than it has to be?- It's--
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It's not about the party.
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I just--I just want to knowthat you and me can exist
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Outside of this one room.
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- We can.- Okay?
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- Cool.Uh, well, this got weird.
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I'm gonna go.
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- Are--
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- I'm gonna text you later.Okay?
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Sure.
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- ♪ You say you can't holdanything back ♪
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♪ It's a habit ♪
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♪ You say what's on yourmind, mm ♪
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♪ Whatever's on your mind ♪
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♪ Mm ♪
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Willow, I am freaking out.
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- Yeah, I would be too.This shit is crazy.
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Have you talked to Dalton?
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- No, he's not answeringany of my calls or texts.
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Both on my phoneor on this burner
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- I just bought.- You bought a burner?
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Whitney, what the fuck?
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You're going full-blown"Homeland."
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What was I supposed to do?
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I can't have this come out.Black senator's daughter
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has inappropriate relationshipwith coach?
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- That gets aired on Fox news.- Okay, you're not wrong.
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Like, I would watch that.But I think you can chill.
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I talked to Coach Woods,and she thinks
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Dalton was sleeping with Jena.
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- Jena?Why would she think that?
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- Because I told herI thought it was Jena.
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- She didn't mention you once.- Did you find out
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where this is coming from?
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- Apparently Dalton's wifecalled her
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when she found a box of condomsin his car.
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And a Google search on his iPadthat said "Is it illegal
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for a coachto sleep with a player?"
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- God, he's sucha fucking idiot!
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- Well, you weren't fucking himfor his amazing brain.
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But you just need to lay low
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and this will blow over.
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There's nothing pointingto you.
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Wow! Thank you so muchfor helping me
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with my chemistry homework.
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I understandcovalent bonds now.
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- Relax, she already knows.- Oh.
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- The head coach found outDalton was sleeping
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with someone on the team.
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- Oh, shit.Do they know it's you?
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- No, you're the onlytwo people who do
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and I trust you both,
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slash, will murder youif you say anything.
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- Okay, but having witnessedsome white-collar crime
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over the years, if I were you,
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I'd reset my phoneto factory settings
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- and wipe my hard drive.- She doesn't need to do that.
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- I already did both.- Smart girl.
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- So, you rich peopleare just naturally good
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at covering shit up,aren't you?
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- Yes.- Yeah.
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- ♪ Got a little bitof sunshine ♪
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♪ I'm not alwayssuch a downer, doll ♪
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♪ Kinda ended in a bro mine ♪
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♪ Ever since I letthe good times roll...♪
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How's the studying going?
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- Good. Productive.I like it.
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[exhales]
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Have you...earned a break?
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I want you on top.
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'Cause my arms arekind of wrecked right now.
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[laughs]
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Okay.
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But can I ask yousomething first?
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What's up?
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You play guitar.
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Hypothetically speaking,would a gift card
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to, like, a guitar websitebe a birthday gift
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- you'd be excited about?- You don't have to
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- get me a gift.- Are you kidding?
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Gift-giving'sin the Finkle DNA.
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Did you not see my momslinging around purse hooks
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at Parents Weekend?
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Your mom's cute.
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But, seriously,
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you don't have to get mea gift.
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- Okay, let's do it.But let's be quick,
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'cause I have a lot of workI have to catch up on.
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- Hey, Siri, set me a timerfor 45 seconds.
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♪ I'm all in white ♪
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♪ 'Cause I have soul ♪
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♪ Where you go live ♪
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♪ I wanted you so-o-o ♪
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♪ But for a while ♪
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♪ I'm on a roll ♪
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♪ Well, love in those eyes ♪
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♪ And that's all I know ♪
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- Are you just nowgetting home?
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Wait, is this a walk of shame?
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So you are sleepingwith someone.
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- I mean,is it a walk of shame
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if I stayed up all nightin the library
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hooking up with my textbook?Like, blehhh.
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Wow, we are so different.
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Are you excitedfor the party tonight?
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- I'm so excited.I bought a new outfit for it.
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And these foot pad things
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that make fancy shoesmore comfy.
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Okay. I'm gonna grab my towelto shower to wake myself up.
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- Okay.Oh, uh, when you go
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in the bathroom,my friend Maya is in there.
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- The one who's visiting?- Oh, fun!
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My friend Kelsey from homewants to visit at some point.
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She's like really into anime.
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- I look forwardto discussing that with her.
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So what was your idea?
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- So, basically there's--- Okay, everyone.
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I have two announcements.
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The first is for everybody.
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- Jeff, use spellcheck.- Okay.
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- Secondly, Carla has decidedto quit.
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- What?- Yeah.
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- Wait, why would she quit?- Who knows?
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Unlike every other conversationI've had with her,
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she didn't go into detail.[laughter]
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- Anyway, now's the momentyou've all been waiting for.
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The announcementof which new writer's piece
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will be featuredon our Instagram.
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Which is an account followed
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by multipleEmmy-nominated writers.
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And the winner is...
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The John Essex statue'sTinder profile,
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written by Bela Malhotra!
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- Wow.Thank you.
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But I actually co-wrotethat piece with Carla.
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- She said in her emailit was mostly you,
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so enjoy that sole credit.
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All right, we're done here.Good job, guys.
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- Bela! Oh, my gosh.So proud of you.
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Hey, nice work.
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- Holy hell, are you Maya?You're gorgeous.
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I'm Kimberly.
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I'm oneof Leighton's roommates.
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Nice to meet you, Kimberly.
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- Seriously, you smelllike a fancy spa.
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Sorry, to double compliment.
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I didn't sleep much last night
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and my brainisn't fully working yet.
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- Ooh, sounds likeyou had a fun night.
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- Get it, girl.- I did get it. And then some.
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I have a hickey on my boob.
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- My boyfriend gave meone of those
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when we first started dating.
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- What's with these guys?- Right?
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Hey, I need to go help Leightonset up for this party,
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- but I'll see you there?- Totally.
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- ♪ Yeah, let me see yougo to town ♪
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♪ Go down go down go down ♪
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♪ Yeah yeah,if you're down, boy ♪
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♪ Really down, baby let mewatch you go to town ♪
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♪ It's your one chance,baby, never or now ♪
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♪ Yeah-eah-eah ♪
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♪ Let me see you go to town,baby, go to town ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah, baby, let mewatch you go to town ♪
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♪ It's your one chance, baby,never or now ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Go down go down go down ♪
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♪ Yeah, let me see yougo to town ♪
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♪ Yeah, go down go downgo down ♪
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♪ Yeah, let me see yougo to town ♪
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♪ Go down go down go down,yeah ♪
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♪ Let me see yougo to town, yeah ♪
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♪ Go down go down go down,yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah yeah ♪
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♪ Go to town with it,and she shave it all off ♪
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♪ Charlie Brown with itlookin' all around ♪
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♪ All the other girlssound fishy...♪
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- Hey! Are you ready to blackout with your rack out
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or whatever it isyou're always saying to us?
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Yeah, let's do it.
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Let's crunk outwith our junk out.
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Yeah!
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- I'm wearing underwearthat's so sexy,
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it's insane.Also, it kind of hurts.
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[upbeat party music]
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♪ ♪
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- Those are a lotof gifts.
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The only thing my friendsgot me for my last birthday
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was a Chipotle gift card.
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- Holy shit, did someonebuy him a snowboard?
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I got him sour candy.
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Because I know he likessour candy.
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That's really sweet.
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I need a drink, STAT.
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- Hell yes.Let's get shots.
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- Oh, I need to startwith a glass of water.
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I have to take my UTI medicine,
526
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:23,195
and the pill is so huge.
527
00:19:23,295 --> 00:19:24,463
Hey, they just pulled up.
528
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:25,697
- Everyone, quiet!He's here.
529
00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:29,368
Okay, everyone, shut up.Be quiet.
530
00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:31,003
Come on, he's coming. Shh!
531
00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:36,975
Are we almost there?
532
00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:42,648
This blindfolddoes not smell good.
533
00:19:42,714 --> 00:19:44,049
all: Surprise!
534
00:19:44,149 --> 00:19:48,387
- Oh, shit!This is amazing!
535
00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:50,155
Leighton, this is so coolof you.
536
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:52,191
Happy birthday, bro!
537
00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:55,194
Ooh, and I haveone more surprise for you.
538
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:58,330
- Surprise, babe!- Maya! You're...here.
539
00:19:58,397 --> 00:20:00,232
- I flew in from Barcelonafor you.
540
00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:02,868
Happy birthday!
541
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:06,104
crowd: Ooh![wolf whistles]
542
00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:15,581
- Kimberly!- Hey!
543
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:16,882
Did you guys know?
544
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:19,284
- Oh, my God, no!I would have told you.
545
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:21,053
- Yeah, I didn't know either.I'm so sorry.
546
00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:23,121
- Kimberly.Can we talk for a minute?
547
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,623
Dude, I cannot believe you!
548
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,391
I'm Bela, by the way.We've met a few times.
549
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,694
I enjoy your parties and hopeto keep coming to them.
550
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,729
But on a personal level,I think you suck!
551
00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:32,364
- Yeah, you'rea prep school douchebag
552
00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:33,966
who thinks he can get awaywith anything he wants.
553
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,467
- Can I talk to Kimberlyalone for a minute?
554
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:37,803
- It's okay.You guys go back inside.
555
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:40,105
- We're watching you, bro.- Sleazeball.
556
00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:42,207
[whispers]Thanks again for the invite.
557
00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:43,375
Sleazeball!
558
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,147
I can explain.
559
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,949
Nico, this is so fucked up.
560
00:20:51,049 --> 00:20:53,619
- Don't be like that.- Don't be like what?
561
00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:55,988
Heartbroken that the first guyI met in college
562
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,289
has a secret girlfriend?
563
00:20:57,389 --> 00:20:58,824
- Look, Maya'sbeen studying abroad.
564
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,592
She wasn't even supposedto be back until January.
565
00:21:00,659 --> 00:21:02,127
- Oh, so you were gonnatell me,
566
00:21:02,227 --> 00:21:03,996
you were just gonna waitseveral more months, cool.
567
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,498
Look, it got out of hand.
568
00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:10,335
- I don't know what to say.- Well, I do.
569
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:11,503
Fuck you!
570
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,405
I wasted two months on you.
571
00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:14,806
My grades arein the fucking trash,
572
00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:16,174
and I have a UTI.
573
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,143
And it's fucking burningdown there right now.
574
00:21:18,243 --> 00:21:19,311
Okay? I'm done.
575
00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:24,349
And now I'm about to cry, too.Fuck.
576
00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:27,119
Kimberly, please.
577
00:21:27,185 --> 00:21:29,121
♪ Time to hit the road ♪
578
00:21:29,187 --> 00:21:30,856
♪ Go, I finally go ♪
579
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,691
♪ Set it up and knock itdown ♪
580
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,860
♪ 'Cause that's just howI roll ♪
581
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,862
♪ All 'bout the flow...♪
582
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,430
- Are you sure you wantto be here right now?
583
00:21:38,497 --> 00:21:40,032
- Definitely.I want to stay here
584
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,867
and ruin his nightand make him think
585
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:45,537
that I might say somethingto his actual girlfriend.
586
00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:52,878
Damn, girl.
587
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,546
[plastic cup whacks floor]
588
00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:55,814
- Okay, actuallyon second thought,
589
00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:57,449
I think I'm gonna go.
590
00:21:57,516 --> 00:22:00,152
But I don't want to make thissome big dramatic exit,
591
00:22:00,218 --> 00:22:01,887
so, please,the two of you stay.
592
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,389
- ♪ Shout it upjust for fun ♪
593
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,224
♪ Was it all for me ♪
594
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:10,495
♪ You just see, move your feettime to let go ♪
595
00:22:10,562 --> 00:22:11,797
♪ Oh yeah ♪
596
00:22:11,863 --> 00:22:13,732
♪ Time to let go ♪
597
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:14,866
♪ You just see...♪
598
00:22:14,966 --> 00:22:16,501
What the fuck?
599
00:22:16,568 --> 00:22:20,072
[background conversations]
600
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:40,992
- Do you think my boobshave gotten bigger
601
00:22:41,059 --> 00:22:42,427
since the beginning of college?
602
00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:43,495
They feel bigger.
603
00:22:43,562 --> 00:22:44,763
Hey, Whit.
604
00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:46,231
Hey, can I talk to youfor a sec?
605
00:22:46,331 --> 00:22:47,566
In private?
606
00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:48,867
- Um, would you mindgetting us drinks?
607
00:22:48,934 --> 00:22:50,035
Gladly.
608
00:22:51,603 --> 00:22:53,071
Dude, there's trouble.
609
00:22:53,171 --> 00:22:55,440
Apparently our bus drivertold Coach Woods
610
00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:57,542
that he saw Dalton kissinga player.
611
00:22:57,609 --> 00:22:59,611
- Okay?- A Black player.
612
00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:01,847
And we're the only twoBlack girls on the team.
613
00:23:01,913 --> 00:23:03,782
- Fuck!- I think you need to talk
614
00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:05,550
to Coach, like, now.
615
00:23:05,617 --> 00:23:08,787
Just come clean,and hope for the best.
616
00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:11,423
- Okay, yeah.- Mm-hmm.
617
00:23:11,523 --> 00:23:13,959
- I gotta go do this.- Mm-hmm.
618
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,265
[electronic dance music]
619
00:23:20,365 --> 00:23:22,901
- ♪ You have to leadlike this ♪
620
00:23:22,968 --> 00:23:27,072
♪ Lead lead ♪
621
00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:29,307
♪ Lead ♪
622
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:32,144
♪ You have to lead like this ♪
623
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:36,615
♪ ♪
624
00:23:42,487 --> 00:23:44,656
- One sec.- Oh, cool.
625
00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:47,159
- Dude, you okay?- Yeah, why do you ask?
626
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:50,595
- Because you're staringat your phone like a psycho.
627
00:23:50,662 --> 00:23:52,130
- Leighton, I thinkI fucked up
628
00:23:52,230 --> 00:23:53,665
and I don't know how to fix it.
629
00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:55,767
- Can I interest you ladiesin some shots?
630
00:23:55,834 --> 00:23:58,236
- Dude, fuck off.What happened?
631
00:23:58,303 --> 00:24:00,505
- You know that guy Ryanwho showed me porn?
632
00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:02,007
He kind of got me alonethe other day
633
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:03,975
and then pushed his dickup against my back.
634
00:24:04,075 --> 00:24:06,678
- Oh, my God.- I laughed and brushed it off.
635
00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:09,648
But then I found outthat he did it
636
00:24:09,748 --> 00:24:12,617
to this other girl too,and when she told me about it,
637
00:24:12,684 --> 00:24:16,021
I lied to her and stayed quiet.
638
00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:18,256
And I think I silenced her.
639
00:24:22,761 --> 00:24:25,030
- It's okay.Okay?
640
00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:31,036
- Did you just hug me?- I already regret doing that.
641
00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:33,205
Come on, let's go. Come on.
642
00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:40,545
- ♪ You've got anotherthink coming ♪
643
00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:43,815
♪ Thinking it's gonna beeasy ♪
644
00:24:43,882 --> 00:24:47,152
♪ I'm so high ♪
645
00:24:48,620 --> 00:24:50,822
♪ Why sit down...♪
646
00:24:51,857 --> 00:24:54,159
- Hi, are you--- Her wife?
647
00:24:54,226 --> 00:24:56,127
Yes, I am.
648
00:24:56,194 --> 00:24:58,497
Gert, you've got a visitor.
649
00:25:00,398 --> 00:25:03,902
- Coach, I promise you,it is totally over.
650
00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:06,404
We ended things weeks ago,so if there's any way
651
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:07,639
we could just forgetabout this--
652
00:25:07,706 --> 00:25:10,208
- Whitney--- Coach, please.
653
00:25:10,308 --> 00:25:12,043
My mom is a public figure.
654
00:25:12,143 --> 00:25:14,079
And if this gets out...
655
00:25:15,914 --> 00:25:18,016
My stories don't go awaythe way other people's do.
656
00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:21,019
- Chase.I already gave my statement.
657
00:25:21,086 --> 00:25:23,054
All right?
658
00:25:23,154 --> 00:25:25,090
I told themI couldn't give a name.
659
00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:26,858
It's none of their business.
660
00:25:26,925 --> 00:25:28,593
You're 18.
661
00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:30,562
You don't need thisfollowing you around
662
00:25:30,662 --> 00:25:33,398
- the rest of your life.- Thank you.
663
00:25:33,498 --> 00:25:35,500
Thank you so much.
664
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,245
- Canaan.We're leaving.
665
00:25:47,345 --> 00:25:49,681
Are you coming with or not?
666
00:25:49,748 --> 00:25:52,584
Yeah, let's go.
667
00:25:52,684 --> 00:25:54,786
- You really gotta cut downon that screen time, though.
668
00:25:54,886 --> 00:25:56,755
'Cause you're literallyalways on that thing.
669
00:25:56,855 --> 00:25:58,757
It's kind of sick.
670
00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:05,964
- Hey.- Thank you for coming.
671
00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:07,799
Yeah, of course.
672
00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:17,309
Hey, guys. My name is Alicia.
673
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:19,477
And I knowthat this is very scary,
674
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:22,814
but you're totally safe here.
675
00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:25,984
And no matter what you say,I'm your ally.
676
00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:28,453
Okay? I'm your ally.
677
00:26:28,553 --> 00:26:35,594
- ♪ Mountains crave,so they say ♪
678
00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:38,330
♪ They say your name ♪
679
00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:40,265
♪ ♪
680
00:26:40,332 --> 00:26:43,969
♪ Floods in the bay ♪
681
00:26:44,069 --> 00:26:50,842
♪ It's a shame,it's a shame ♪
682
00:26:50,942 --> 00:26:54,779
♪ The pain turn to rain ♪
683
00:26:54,846 --> 00:27:01,119
♪ Ain't calming down,will it calm down...♪
684
00:27:01,186 --> 00:27:04,089
[indistinct chatter]
685
00:27:04,155 --> 00:27:05,757
Hey, Whit.
686
00:27:09,794 --> 00:27:11,763
- All right, ladies.Gather up.
687
00:27:11,830 --> 00:27:14,633
I'm Coach Hanson,the women's ice hockey coach.
688
00:27:14,699 --> 00:27:16,501
Now, I can't go into details,
689
00:27:16,601 --> 00:27:17,869
but Coach Woodsand Coach Dalton
690
00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:19,204
- have been dismissed.- What?
691
00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:20,372
- I'll be leading youthrough the rest
692
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:22,040
of the tournament.
693
00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:24,776
Now, can someone explain to mehow offsides works in soccer?
694
00:27:24,843 --> 00:27:27,545
[low chatter, murmuring]
695
00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:28,713
Anyone?
696
00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:31,016
♪ Her heart was beating ♪
697
00:27:31,116 --> 00:27:33,051
♪ Through her chest ♪
698
00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:37,489
♪ Hesitating to pullthe trigger, she wants to ♪
699
00:27:37,555 --> 00:27:41,393
♪ Like a bulletthrough the shadows ♪
700
00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:45,363
♪ Contemplating the senseof the shadow ♪
701
00:27:45,463 --> 00:27:47,666
♪ She never gotto tell you that ♪
702
00:27:47,732 --> 00:27:49,701
♪ Instead she worethe chains ♪
703
00:27:49,801 --> 00:27:53,872
♪ She never actedlike it's all in vain ♪
704
00:27:53,972 --> 00:27:55,473
♪ When everybody else ♪
705
00:27:55,540 --> 00:27:57,909
♪ Is only playingby the rules ♪
706
00:27:58,009 --> 00:28:01,913
♪ She always wantedto keep her cool ♪
707
00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:05,350
♪ She always wanted to keepher cool ♪
708
00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:12,323
♪ ♪
709
00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:16,327
♪ She's burning ♪
710
00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:24,669
♪ Through the shadows ♪
711
00:28:30,842 --> 00:28:34,879
♪ She's burningShe's burning ♪
712
00:28:39,017 --> 00:28:43,855
♪ Through the shadows,through the shadows ♪
713
00:28:43,922 --> 00:28:47,892
♪ Her mind was racingthrough the desert ♪
714
00:28:47,959 --> 00:28:49,060
Go to bed.
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