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{\an8}Okay.
So spring is officially upon us,
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{\an8}and I have a very important question.
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{\an8}Can I pull off a bucket hat?
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- No.
- Absolutely not.
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You look like a sad penis.
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Okay. Got my answer.
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So, my ex, Alicia, texted me
and asked to meet up,
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but things have been going really well
with Tatum and I don't wanna mess it up.
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So, what do you think I should do?
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Hello? What?
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Nothing. It's just
you never ask us for dating advice.
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We talk like this all the time.
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Right. We do, but you don't.
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This is weird.
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Are you sick?
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I'm fine. I just wanna know
what you guys think.
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Someone else go first. I'm too nervous.
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I think you should bring it up with Tatum
and see how she reacts.
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If you care about her,
you shouldn't see Alicia behind her back.
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- Was that okay?
- Yeah, that's smart. I'll do that.
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Oh, thank God.
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Whitney!
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- Hey.
- Hey, you good?
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I thought you had a class right now.
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We're going on a date tonight.
If that's cool with you.
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You walked all the way over here
to tell me we're going on a date?
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Yeah. Keep up.
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Okay. And where is it exactly
we'd been going on this date?
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A restaurant.
Somewhere with good Yelp reviews.
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I don't know. I'll figure that out later.
Could you just please answer?
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- Geez. Okay. Yes. Fine.
- Great.
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Is his confidence working for anyone else?
Because it's really working for me.
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- Yes.
- I'm into it.
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His BDE was off the charts.
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You know who I've always thought has BDE?
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Aladdin.
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Whitney, does BDE
really correlate to a BD,
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or is the E a separate thing,
without the D being B?
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- What?
- It was an important question,
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so I will ask again.
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Ugh, we need to switch up the playlist.
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The music in here is stale as hell.
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Get cultured, Lila.
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Chopin was the Pitbull of his day, okay?
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Guys, I was doing a word scramble
in the school newspaper,
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and guess who
I saw an article about? Canaan.
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Oh, my God!
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Damn it, they used
my high school graduation picture?
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You look good!
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You look like Michael B. Jordan,
but nerdier!
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They're giving him the Economic
Department's Young Entrepreneur Award.
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What? You're into business?
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Then why the fuck are you so bad
at the cash register?
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Okay, you know what?
It's not that big of a deal.
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I just really don't feel the need
to advertise it to the world.
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Well, I just posted it on my Gram,
so say that to 49 people.
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Well, I guess it's out there now.
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You are going to be honored
at the Econ Department's annual banquet.
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- That's gonna be fancy AF. Fancy and fun.
- No, girl.
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Yeah. Look, I don't even think
I'm gonna go.
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The last thing I need
is a bunch of 90-year-olds
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telling me how clean-cut I look.
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Canaan, you have to go.
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This is a huge accomplishment
and you deserve recognition.
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Okay, I'll think about it.
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Oh, my God.
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I did not know he was smart like this.
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Have you ever won an award?
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No. But I stole a Latin Grammy once.
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Good work, ladies.
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Lift that leg, Tatum.
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Use that pelvic floor or lose it.
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What does that even mean?
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I don't know, but you should work on it.
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Okay. Let's take
a quick water break, guys.
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Hey, do you think it's weird
that we haven't talked
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about our past relationships yet?
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I mean, not really.
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Weren't you closeted before me?
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I don't need to hear about
every single dude named Kyle
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you reluctantly kissed
to keep up appearances.
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Okay, well, I only ask
because my ex, Alicia, texted me.
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And?
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And... I don't know,
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I was just wondering
if you would be cool with me seeing an ex.
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Leighton, of course.
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I mean, do I look like
a person who gets threatened?
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Also, I am tight with literally
every single one of my exes.
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Brandi, included.
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- Wait, you dated our instructor?
- I did.
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And, honestly, sex with her
was a lot like a Pilates class.
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So much counting.
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My point is,
I am totally cool with you seeing an ex.
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- Then I will.
- Cool.
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Also, in the spirit of honesty,
I did pay Brandi to go easy on me today.
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You're doing a great job today, Leighton.
Incredible core engagement.
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Oh, thank you.
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Ladies, I have a huge announcement.
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Okay.
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The Foxy is getting a featured
write-up in The Essex View.
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Shut up!
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Are you serious?
Bela, that's amazing!
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I know, I know. This is gonna put us
on the same level as the Catullan.
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Every alumni and student
reads this magazine.
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That's like, God, I'm bad at math,
but like a billion people at least.
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Oh, my God. What caught their attention?
Was it my frequent use of all caps?
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Yeah. Anyway, they're sending a reporter
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to our next meeting
to take photos and stuff.
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We should all wear matching T-shirts
with our respective nicknames on them.
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We have nicknames?
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Yeah, I've just been waiting
for an opportunity to use them.
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- Belly Button, Jo Cool.
- No, thank you.
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- Spanky.
- I like that.
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- Marbles.
- No. Dear God, no.
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I will be curating
everything for this piece, okay?
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We cannot waste this opportunity.
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Everybody needs
to take us seriously after this.
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Yeah. And on that note,
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everybody please Slack me
your T-shirt sizes by 6:00 a.m. tomorrow.
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No, no matching shirts.
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Everyone come in
looking your absolute best.
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Okay, Taco Bela.
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Just came up with that one. So good.
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This place has over 2,000 reviews on Yelp
and a four and a half star average rating.
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It's a culinary unicorn.
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Wow. Those statistics sound delicious.
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I'll start you two off with some waters
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and give you a minute
to look over the menu.
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Actually, I've looked online,
so we're ready.
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I'll have the Kobe beef medallions.
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I guess we're just immediately ordering.
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Yeah. I will do the Caesar salad.
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I didn't find it yet,
but I'm sure you have one.
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I'd skip the salad if I were you.
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A number of reviewers
called the croutons "forgettable," so...
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I will take my chances.
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Sorry to salad-splain.
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I just wanna make sure everything
about this night goes perfectly.
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Yeah, I get that.
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But, you know, you can relax.
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I'm totally relaxed.
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So, do you have any siblings?
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Yes, I do.
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Cool.
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Excuse me. Hi.
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I never do this,
but could I send this water back?
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- Of course.
- Had kind of have a weird smell to it.
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No problem.
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Hey, can I talk to you
for a second?
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Yes, please. I need a break.
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Lila's making me stack these cups
to be exactly 5'11"
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so that she'll know how tall men are
when they come in.
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Right.
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Well, I thought about what you said,
and you're right,
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so I'm gonna go to the Econ Banquet.
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That's great.
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Accepting an award in person
is the right thing to do.
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Unless it's the Oscars
and you're a British actor
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who can't make the trip. Then I get it.
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Okay. Would you wanna come with?
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Oh, my God! I'd be honored
to be there and support you.
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I am so touched you thought of me.
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It's not that deep.
I asked Zoe, but she's busy, so...
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Okay, well, no matter.
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I'm still really freaking pumped.
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I don't own any formal gloves.
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But, judging from the look
you're giving me, I won't need them.
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Yeah.
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The cactus looks like a penis.
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I just think it sends the wrong message
for a women's center.
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One, that's exclusionary territory.
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And, two, succulents
are inherently feminist.
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They thrive in environments
that are trying to kill them.
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Also, I spent $20 on this
and we're not throwing it away.
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Can we just get an orchid
to help balance it out?
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You know what, I'm gonna to say it.
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Orchids remind me of penises, too.
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I think it's interesting
that you guys can see genitals
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in literally everything around you.
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Leighton! Consent to hug?
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Consent. Hi!
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My tarot cards told me
you'd be coming back.
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Hey, stranger, how's it going?
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Good. Good. How are you?
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I'm good. I've been really busy, you know,
studying, speaking truth to power,
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building a little library
outside the women's center.
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It's a squirrel toilet now.
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So, what's up?
Why did you ask me to come here?
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No real reason.
I just thought it'd be nice to catch up.
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But since you're here,
do you want to help us
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put together care packages
for struggling trans youth?
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So, you invited me here
for free physical labor then?
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- Yes.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, but it shouldn't take too long
'cause we only have like 1,200 left, so...
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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I missed it here.
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Also, is it just me,
or has it gotten dirtier?
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We've switched to using environmentally
friendly cleaning products.
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They don't work.
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So, I heard you came out
in, like, a really prolific way.
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Who told you?
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You know, just several of my friends
who you hooked up with.
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- Same here.
- Both my friends told me.
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I'm glad I could provide entertainment
for you guys while I was away.
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Also, I am very impressed
with these care packages.
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This fruit leather is expensive.
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Yeah, because these kids
deserve the good stuff.
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But, dude, it's not cheap.
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I mean, financially
we're barely hanging in there.
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Which is why we're throwing
a fundraiser tomorrow.
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It's a costume party where we are
all dressing up as queer icons.
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I'm either going as Rachel Maddow
or the Green M&M.
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I know you hate that stuff,
but you should come if you want.
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Sure. I'll go.
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Oh, can I bring a guest?
I've sort of been seeing someone.
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And you're going out in public with her?
You've changed, Murray.
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Well, you are making funny jokes today,
so I guess we've both changed.
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You should bring your new girl.
I'll be really excited to meet her.
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- Cool.
- Yeah.
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I'm so glad we're finally doing
a clothing swap.
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I'm so sick of all the dumb clothes
I brought to Essex.
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Anyone feel free to take the dress
I wore my date with Andrew.
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- Shit's cursed.
- How was it?
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Very bad and awkward.
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It's like we suddenly
had no chemistry at all.
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Which is weird because the sex is so good.
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Yeah, maybe you ruined it
by going on a date.
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You know, some things
are just better casual.
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If you had a bad time,
he probably did, too.
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I'm sure he's on board
to go back to the way things were.
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Right, but how do I backslide into
casual sex after we've been on a date?
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Just pretend it never happened.
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If he brings it up, change the subject
or just start kissing him.
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So you're saying I should
straight up gaslight his ass?
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I like that idea.
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This dress is perfect for my
photo shoot with the Foxy.
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It'll make my breasts look really smart.
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Does anyone have something formal?
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I need something
to wear to an Econ Banquet.
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Canaan's getting an award
and I'm going with him.
241
00:10:42,054 --> 00:10:43,637
- Wait, really?
- As a friend, of course.
242
00:10:43,637 --> 00:10:45,097
Whitney, you don't mind, right?
243
00:10:45,097 --> 00:10:46,600
Yeah, of course. Totally cool with it.
244
00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:48,393
- But is Jackson okay with that?
- Yeah.
245
00:10:48,393 --> 00:10:50,436
Hot guys don't get jealous like normals.
246
00:10:50,436 --> 00:10:52,897
You know, I might
have something for you. Here.
247
00:10:56,109 --> 00:10:57,193
This is perfect.
248
00:10:58,695 --> 00:10:59,863
- It's cute.
- Yeah.
249
00:10:59,863 --> 00:11:02,741
Oh, Leighton, do you have shoes that
match this dress that I'm taking from you?
250
00:11:03,366 --> 00:11:05,451
You know, I am starting to suspect
251
00:11:05,451 --> 00:11:08,080
that the reason that you guys
wanted to do this clothing swap
252
00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:10,915
was so that you could take my objectively
nicer and more expensive clothing.
253
00:11:11,415 --> 00:11:12,501
- What?
- No.
254
00:11:12,501 --> 00:11:13,835
We did plan that, yes.
255
00:11:22,010 --> 00:11:23,971
I'm actually really excited
to show you this.
256
00:11:23,971 --> 00:11:26,723
Over here we have
the Foxy's temporary headquarters.
257
00:11:27,516 --> 00:11:29,558
Got it. Where are you moving to?
258
00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:31,311
Well, we're...
259
00:11:32,354 --> 00:11:35,857
Choosing between a bunch
of really beautiful and big office spaces,
260
00:11:35,857 --> 00:11:37,526
but we haven't decided on one yet.
261
00:11:37,526 --> 00:11:39,778
- Nice.
- Yes, exactly what she said.
262
00:11:39,778 --> 00:11:42,406
We have a lot of options.
Like, too many, honestly.
263
00:11:42,406 --> 00:11:45,700
Okay. So, tell me, what's it like going up
264
00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:48,035
against a male-dominated institution
like the Catullan?
265
00:11:48,035 --> 00:11:50,330
Well, I'd never even heard of
the Catullan until I joined.
266
00:11:50,872 --> 00:11:53,041
And I don't care about those
limp-dick idiots,
267
00:11:53,041 --> 00:11:55,751
and you can directly quote me,
Lila Flores.
268
00:11:55,751 --> 00:11:58,005
We don't wanna define ourselves
against another school magazine.
269
00:11:58,005 --> 00:12:01,465
What we'd really rather talk about
is some of the exciting work we're doing
270
00:12:01,465 --> 00:12:03,551
as a groundbreaking new organization.
271
00:12:03,551 --> 00:12:06,429
- I would love to hear more about that.
- I'll take that one.
272
00:12:06,429 --> 00:12:07,806
A lot of people don't know this,
273
00:12:07,806 --> 00:12:11,267
but most of our best writing is in
T-shirt form.
274
00:12:13,687 --> 00:12:16,856
I think what Carla is hinting at is,
well, that...
275
00:12:17,523 --> 00:12:20,193
Well, I think comedy has
historically been a dude's game.
276
00:12:20,193 --> 00:12:22,987
People celebrate men for being ridiculous,
277
00:12:22,987 --> 00:12:25,907
but when women do it,
we're labeled as crazy,
278
00:12:25,907 --> 00:12:27,326
or shrill or unappealing.
279
00:12:28,576 --> 00:12:31,872
We just wanna show that we can not only
be funny in the same ways guys are,
280
00:12:32,831 --> 00:12:36,250
but funnier because, unlike male comedy,
we actually have something new to say.
281
00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:37,919
Hey, that was beautiful.
282
00:12:37,919 --> 00:12:39,338
Yeah, I love that.
283
00:12:39,338 --> 00:12:40,588
Amanda Gorman here.
284
00:12:40,922 --> 00:12:42,673
How about we take a few pictures?
285
00:12:42,673 --> 00:12:43,716
Finally!
286
00:12:44,301 --> 00:12:45,469
Oh, my God.
287
00:12:45,469 --> 00:12:47,012
Who wants to do Charlie's Angels with me?
288
00:12:47,387 --> 00:12:50,056
You know what would be a great pose?
You standing directly behind me.
289
00:12:50,056 --> 00:12:51,640
Ready? Six, seven, eight.
290
00:12:55,354 --> 00:12:57,646
And the weird thing is, he was right.
291
00:12:57,646 --> 00:12:58,857
Totally forgettable croutons.
292
00:12:58,857 --> 00:13:00,232
All croutons are forgettable.
293
00:13:00,232 --> 00:13:01,275
Threes!
294
00:13:02,985 --> 00:13:05,196
{\an8}Hey, yo, Bio Bro's got hops.
295
00:13:05,863 --> 00:13:07,115
I see why you're dating him now.
296
00:13:07,115 --> 00:13:09,201
- We are not dating.
- Well, he's kind of hot.
297
00:13:09,909 --> 00:13:11,619
Sorry I called him a human filing cabinet.
298
00:13:11,619 --> 00:13:13,372
{\an8}Whit! What's up?
299
00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:16,165
- Stay with me, please.
- Hell no. He didn't say my name.
300
00:13:18,168 --> 00:13:19,336
Hey.
301
00:13:19,336 --> 00:13:21,964
Wow. You in athletic shorts.
302
00:13:21,964 --> 00:13:23,297
That's not something
I ever thought I'd see.
303
00:13:23,799 --> 00:13:25,549
Yeah, take this in. Remember it.
304
00:13:26,259 --> 00:13:28,720
So, I had fun on our date last night.
We should do it again.
305
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,138
Yeah, we can talk about that later.
306
00:13:30,138 --> 00:13:33,558
But first you need
to witness me on this court.
307
00:13:33,558 --> 00:13:34,601
Yeah.
308
00:13:35,143 --> 00:13:39,147
You know, playing soccer doesn't make you
automatically good at every sport, right?
309
00:13:39,147 --> 00:13:41,065
Well, I bet you couldn't
take me one-on-one.
310
00:13:42,233 --> 00:13:45,486
Okay. I was voted MVP in my
junior varsity team three years in a row.
311
00:13:45,486 --> 00:13:47,114
Really? Wow.
312
00:13:49,407 --> 00:13:52,077
They do MVP on JV teams? That's adorable.
313
00:13:52,828 --> 00:13:53,828
Okay, let's do this.
314
00:13:55,289 --> 00:13:57,416
- Actually, you know what? Shoot it.
- Just take it?
315
00:13:57,416 --> 00:13:59,041
A hundred percent.
Yeah, I don't believe in that.
316
00:13:59,041 --> 00:14:00,835
Oh, okay. That's fair. That's fine.
317
00:14:02,337 --> 00:14:04,339
Bet you believe in it now, huh?
318
00:14:41,417 --> 00:14:44,420
I've never been to an Econ Banquet before.
Lots of vests.
319
00:14:47,090 --> 00:14:49,676
- I'm having fun though.
- Cool. I'm glad.
320
00:14:50,134 --> 00:14:52,679
Before I forget,
can I borrow three dollars?
321
00:14:52,679 --> 00:14:54,555
I have to pee,
but I've been avoiding the bathroom
322
00:14:54,555 --> 00:14:56,015
because I don't have cash
to tip the attendant.
323
00:14:56,558 --> 00:14:57,517
You can still go.
324
00:14:58,309 --> 00:15:01,271
Okay, everybody, get excited.
It's time we gave out some awards.
325
00:15:03,607 --> 00:15:08,235
First up is the Marin Koljan Award,
which is awarded once a year
326
00:15:08,235 --> 00:15:12,616
to the student that most embodies a moral
and ethical approach to entrepreneurship.
327
00:15:13,158 --> 00:15:15,327
{\an8}This year's winner
is an incredible student,
328
00:15:15,327 --> 00:15:18,162
{\an8}who, in addition to finishing
at the top of three of my classes...
329
00:15:18,162 --> 00:15:20,873
{\an8}...also founded a charitable startup
330
00:15:20,873 --> 00:15:24,001
{\an8}that helps to offset the crippling cost
of Alzheimer's treatments.
331
00:15:24,001 --> 00:15:26,964
{\an8}An issue that is sadly
near and dear to his family.
332
00:15:26,964 --> 00:15:30,467
{\an8}Damn, Canaan. For your sake,
I hope you don't have to follow this guy.
333
00:15:30,467 --> 00:15:33,345
{\an8}This year's winner is Canaan Greene.
334
00:15:33,887 --> 00:15:35,096
Wait. That was you?
335
00:15:48,735 --> 00:15:51,029
Hey! Wait, who are you dressed as?
336
00:15:51,029 --> 00:15:52,530
Was Elle Woods queer?
337
00:15:52,530 --> 00:15:53,699
No, this isn't a costume.
338
00:15:53,699 --> 00:15:56,325
Only time I'd ever consider
dressing on theme is for the Met Gala.
339
00:15:56,325 --> 00:15:58,120
Who are you supposed to be?
340
00:15:58,912 --> 00:15:59,955
Carol.
341
00:16:01,373 --> 00:16:02,581
From the movie Carol.
342
00:16:02,581 --> 00:16:03,624
No?
343
00:16:05,252 --> 00:16:07,962
- So, you have never been here before?
- Not once.
344
00:16:07,962 --> 00:16:09,965
Okay. Well,
I am excited to show you around.
345
00:16:11,173 --> 00:16:12,676
Ginger, Tova!
346
00:16:12,676 --> 00:16:15,136
- You guys look great.
- Thank you.
347
00:16:15,136 --> 00:16:16,178
This is Tatum.
348
00:16:16,679 --> 00:16:17,681
I'm not dressed up.
349
00:16:19,182 --> 00:16:22,435
Well, Tova, I am obsessed
with your Mr. Peanut costume.
350
00:16:23,185 --> 00:16:25,605
I'm not dressed like a peanut.
I'm Marlene Dietrich.
351
00:16:26,148 --> 00:16:27,691
That is my bad. The hat threw me off.
352
00:16:28,399 --> 00:16:31,737
Told you. M&M, peanut.
Food groups. People think food groups.
353
00:16:31,737 --> 00:16:33,697
Maybe try a German accent!
354
00:16:33,697 --> 00:16:35,948
Hey! Carol!
355
00:16:36,365 --> 00:16:38,284
Hold me closer, tall, blonde dancers!
356
00:16:38,284 --> 00:16:40,119
Okay.
357
00:16:40,119 --> 00:16:43,247
You know, little known fact, the El
in Elton actually stands for lesbian.
358
00:16:44,124 --> 00:16:46,585
Well, Alicia, this is Tatum.
Tatum, this is Alicia.
359
00:16:46,585 --> 00:16:48,085
It is so nice to meet you.
360
00:16:48,085 --> 00:16:50,631
Just so you know, I usually wear
way bigger sunglasses than this.
361
00:16:51,006 --> 00:16:52,673
Fun party.
362
00:16:53,091 --> 00:16:55,427
I love all the rainbows. So on the nose.
363
00:16:57,262 --> 00:16:58,430
Thank you.
364
00:16:58,430 --> 00:17:01,766
You know, Leighton actually had
this great idea to have a silent auction
365
00:17:01,766 --> 00:17:05,979
to help us raise money, so please
feel free to buy something or everything.
366
00:17:05,979 --> 00:17:07,439
Well, we will take a look.
367
00:17:07,439 --> 00:17:09,107
We're gonna announce
all the winners at 10:00.
368
00:17:09,107 --> 00:17:10,524
Oh, we'll be long gone by then.
369
00:17:11,817 --> 00:17:13,278
Or maybe we'll still be here.
370
00:17:14,278 --> 00:17:15,364
Let's go get a drink.
371
00:17:15,364 --> 00:17:16,823
We will see you around?
372
00:17:17,324 --> 00:17:19,201
Of course. All right. Have fun, guys.
373
00:17:25,415 --> 00:17:26,916
Jess is never on campus,
374
00:17:26,916 --> 00:17:28,043
so it'll be impossible...
375
00:17:28,043 --> 00:17:30,879
Hey, Bela.
Thanks for coming by on such short notice.
376
00:17:30,879 --> 00:17:33,547
I just wanted to get your eyes on
the Foxy profile before we went to press,
377
00:17:33,547 --> 00:17:34,841
see if you have any corrections.
378
00:17:34,841 --> 00:17:38,178
Of course. And if I see any mistakes,
should I just yell "Stop the presses"?
379
00:17:38,178 --> 00:17:39,428
Yeah. Please don't yell that.
380
00:17:40,013 --> 00:17:41,056
Here it is.
381
00:17:42,641 --> 00:17:44,184
Yeah. I think it's my finest work since
382
00:17:44,184 --> 00:17:47,436
I ranked all the murals on campus
by how racist they are.
383
00:17:47,436 --> 00:17:50,357
No, I mean, this looks more like
a profile of me than the Foxy as a whole.
384
00:17:50,357 --> 00:17:52,025
Yeah, I tried to spread it around,
385
00:17:52,025 --> 00:17:54,069
but your quotes were funnier
and more passionate.
386
00:17:54,069 --> 00:17:57,029
You were also the loudest,
which might have factored into things.
387
00:17:58,198 --> 00:18:01,076
I guess I'm just worried that the other
editors might feel a little left out.
388
00:18:01,742 --> 00:18:05,580
Well, if you want,
I can use this group photo instead.
389
00:18:05,580 --> 00:18:08,833
And I can add in a few more quotes
from the other girls to even it out.
390
00:18:10,252 --> 00:18:11,295
I don't know.
391
00:18:11,295 --> 00:18:12,796
Whatever you want, just tell me.
392
00:18:12,796 --> 00:18:15,465
I have to write, like,
20 alumni obituaries
393
00:18:15,465 --> 00:18:17,675
and there's not that many ways
to say "dead white businessman."
394
00:18:19,678 --> 00:18:21,012
Let's keep it as it is.
395
00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:22,222
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
396
00:18:22,222 --> 00:18:24,016
Great. Cool. Thanks.
397
00:18:29,103 --> 00:18:30,479
Hey, thanks again for coming.
398
00:18:30,479 --> 00:18:33,357
Oh, my gosh, my pleasure.
Thanks for letting me eat your dessert.
399
00:18:33,357 --> 00:18:35,609
No problem.
It was brutal watching the server tell you
400
00:18:35,609 --> 00:18:37,445
the flowers on the plate weren't edible.
401
00:18:44,243 --> 00:18:46,329
- Should we...
- Sure.
402
00:18:52,877 --> 00:18:55,339
Hey, so why did you never tell me
about your mom's Alzheimer's?
403
00:18:55,839 --> 00:18:59,425
Sick parents don't usually
come up casually in conversation.
404
00:18:59,425 --> 00:19:01,927
Really? I told you about
my dad's gout on the first day of work.
405
00:19:01,927 --> 00:19:03,972
I remember.
Those photos will haunt me forever.
406
00:19:06,891 --> 00:19:07,893
I don't know.
407
00:19:08,809 --> 00:19:10,061
There's not much to tell, really.
408
00:19:10,603 --> 00:19:12,438
She spent most of her time
taking care of us,
409
00:19:12,438 --> 00:19:14,982
so it's time for us to take care of her.
410
00:19:16,193 --> 00:19:19,153
Oh, and her name is Paulette
and she loves Judge Judy reruns.
411
00:19:19,153 --> 00:19:20,822
- Is that what you meant?
- Yes.
412
00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:24,450
Well, if you need anything ever, I'm here.
413
00:19:26,202 --> 00:19:27,203
I appreciate that.
414
00:19:43,595 --> 00:19:45,971
Leighton, remember when we said
a safe word to say when we wanna leave?
415
00:19:47,140 --> 00:19:50,142
Well, I potassium need us
to get our potassiums out of here
416
00:19:50,142 --> 00:19:51,769
or I won't potassium you tonight.
417
00:19:51,769 --> 00:19:54,982
Sure, I get it. I just, I think I should
bid on something before we leave.
418
00:19:56,732 --> 00:19:58,360
It's kinda cute they thought
they could raise money
419
00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:00,403
by auctioning off things
that are arguably garbage.
420
00:20:01,071 --> 00:20:03,781
I mean, what is this,
other than being fucking ugly?
421
00:20:03,781 --> 00:20:05,742
That's a pinch pot
I made in pottery class.
422
00:20:05,742 --> 00:20:07,327
It took me 70 hours.
423
00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:11,872
Well, I love it so much,
I will not let anyone else have it.
424
00:20:13,457 --> 00:20:16,336
Two hundred dollars?
Wow. Thanks, Leighton.
425
00:20:16,336 --> 00:20:18,463
Do you want ten more
that didn't turn out as good?
426
00:20:18,463 --> 00:20:20,257
- I'll let you know.
- Okay.
427
00:20:23,427 --> 00:20:25,220
Okay, so I can tell you're mad.
428
00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:26,387
Guess I'm the asshole now?
429
00:20:26,387 --> 00:20:27,972
Yeah. You are being kind of an asshole.
430
00:20:27,972 --> 00:20:29,182
You don't know Ginger.
431
00:20:29,182 --> 00:20:31,768
She is gonna be unpacking that in therapy
for the rest of her life.
432
00:20:32,685 --> 00:20:35,521
I am sorry, but this place
smells like a wet thrift shop.
433
00:20:35,521 --> 00:20:37,148
I'm surprised you like it so much.
434
00:20:38,775 --> 00:20:41,027
Maybe you don't know me
as well as you think.
435
00:20:41,027 --> 00:20:43,612
Sure, these people make crafts
like child mental patients,
436
00:20:43,612 --> 00:20:46,575
but they are my friends. And I don't like
how judgmental you're being right now.
437
00:20:47,074 --> 00:20:50,245
This coming from a person who once bragged
about being more judgmental than me?
438
00:20:50,245 --> 00:20:54,790
Yup. Well, maybe dating you
has made me realize
439
00:20:54,790 --> 00:20:56,167
that the things we have in common
440
00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:57,878
are the things that I wanna
change about myself.
441
00:21:01,965 --> 00:21:03,132
Y'all okay?
442
00:21:03,132 --> 00:21:04,717
Uh, yeah, I'm good.
443
00:21:05,051 --> 00:21:07,136
I just wanna focus on having a good time.
444
00:21:08,013 --> 00:21:09,640
- You wanna have a good time?
- Yep.
445
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:13,392
Well, get ready for some karaoke
because I think that Eleanor Roosevelt
446
00:21:13,392 --> 00:21:16,270
and Frida Kahlo
are about to duet on "The Boy Is Mine."
447
00:21:17,648 --> 00:21:19,148
- Come on.
- Okay.
448
00:21:25,781 --> 00:21:26,906
That was really fun.
449
00:21:27,698 --> 00:21:29,533
You're welcome to stay.
Sorry I only have one pillow.
450
00:21:30,242 --> 00:21:32,662
Oh, that's okay.
But what are you gonna sleep on?
451
00:21:39,586 --> 00:21:43,297
I just never would've guessed
you and I would be together, dating.
452
00:21:44,508 --> 00:21:45,466
I like it.
453
00:21:46,175 --> 00:21:47,259
Come here.
454
00:21:48,220 --> 00:21:49,680
Oh, okay.
455
00:21:53,265 --> 00:21:54,809
Thanks for such a nice evening.
456
00:21:55,309 --> 00:21:57,186
You actually had a good time
at that nerd fest?
457
00:21:57,186 --> 00:22:00,357
I had a great time.
And I saw you having a good time, too,
458
00:22:00,357 --> 00:22:02,066
so you're the nerd, nerd.
459
00:22:02,066 --> 00:22:04,027
Ooh, okay.
460
00:22:04,027 --> 00:22:07,279
- All right. This is me. Thanks again.
- Yeah.
461
00:22:08,906 --> 00:22:10,033
- Hey.
- Yeah?
462
00:22:10,408 --> 00:22:11,534
Thank you.
463
00:22:11,534 --> 00:22:14,328
Not just for coming with me,
but for encouraging me to go.
464
00:22:16,163 --> 00:22:18,417
- You're a good friend.
- So are you.
465
00:22:21,168 --> 00:22:22,128
- Good night.
- Good night.
466
00:22:37,601 --> 00:22:38,644
Hey.
467
00:22:38,644 --> 00:22:40,772
Whoa! They finally cast
a Black James Bond.
468
00:22:40,772 --> 00:22:42,107
It's about damn time.
469
00:22:44,066 --> 00:22:47,112
Congrats, by the way.
Kimberly told me. It's pretty awesome.
470
00:22:47,987 --> 00:22:48,947
It's no big deal.
471
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,283
No, it is a big deal. I'm proud of you.
472
00:22:52,242 --> 00:22:53,409
I appreciate you.
473
00:22:55,745 --> 00:22:57,163
Where you coming from?
474
00:22:57,163 --> 00:23:01,710
Just studying. At Willow's.
I should probably get home.
475
00:23:01,710 --> 00:23:02,753
Okay.
476
00:23:03,253 --> 00:23:04,338
- Good night.
- Yeah.
477
00:23:32,531 --> 00:23:33,574
Hey!
478
00:23:33,574 --> 00:23:35,077
How was tonight?
479
00:23:35,494 --> 00:23:36,578
I think we should break up.
480
00:23:38,245 --> 00:23:39,206
What?
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