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[upbeat pop music]

♪ ♪

Hello,
my favorite freshthems.

Tomorrow is the start
of Pre-Frosh Weekend,

where newly accepted students
visit to get their first taste

of the Essex experience.

How exciting.
I'll never forget

my Pre-Frosh Weekend.

My host was so fun.

But she got really drunk,

and I had to watch them
pump her stomach.

Oh!
And I tried Thai food

for the first time.

Not for me.

If any of you are hosting

potential new students,

please be
responsible with them.

FYI, we are hosting one.

- Wait, we are?
- Yeah, it's my friend

from back home.
Her name's Priya.

She's a sweet Indian nerd.

I just sent an old pic
of us to our thread.

[phones dinging]

[phone honks]
- [gasps]

Oh, wow.

Damn, no one zoom in.
It made me sad.

Bela, for your well-being,

don't send photos like that.

Okay, fine,
but everyone be nice to Priya.

She always
looked up to me like I was

her way-cooler big sister.

- Aw.
- And you were cooler than her

when this photo was taken?

- Clearly.
- Mm.

So nobody
make a big thing about this,

but my dad texted me
saying that he's bringing up

my cousin to campus
for Pre-Frosh Weekend,

and I have decided
to come out to him.

You are?
[all exclaim]

That's awesome.

Yeah, I'm ready.
It's time.

Maybe you can do it
in a fun way.

My cousin proposed using
a nursing home flash mob.

It was slow, but moving.

Yeah, I think
I'm just gonna tell him

with words.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.

I'm just sick
of keeping this a secret.

I also have a secret.

Oh, my God!
You're gay too!

What?
No.

- Oh.
- No, I had sex with Andrew.

- What?
- You did?

- The bio bro?
- Wait, don't you two, like,

hate each other?
- Yes, he's insufferable.

But also, he has, like,
secret surprise arm muscles.

Ooh...

But it was a one-time thing.

Sleeping with my lab partner
is way too complicated.

[knock at door]
- Okay, oh, my God,

that's Priya.

Everyone,
stop talking about sex.

Her dorky, little ears
cannot handle that.

Talk about Microsoft Excel.

- Bela!
- Priya?

It's so good to see you!

Wow!
Uh,

I didn't even recognize you.

You got hot and grew boobs.

- Mm. Mm-mm.
- Come in!

♪ I run the show,
my chest be big, yo ♪

♪ We run the streets
from west to east coast ♪

♪ I'm a really big deal ♪

I'm so excited
you got into Essex.

Here's the place I knew
you'd wanna visit first--

the library.
- Stop.

Your friends are gonna think
I'm an epic loser.

One summer, Priya
spent so much time reading

that she got something
called juvenile hunchback.

She had to wear a brace.
- I made it look cool.

You're gonna love Essex.

It's like the best place
in the world.

I'm so excited to be here.

This is actually my first night
ever away from home.

Aw.

Right, you weren't allowed

to do anything in high school.

We had to have all

our sleepovers at your house.

Remember that time you got your

braces caught in a knit blanket

and you cried so hard

that you barfed?
- I don't think

we need to tell
your friends that story.

I'm gonna go peek
inside the building.

Yeah.

- She seems great.
- No, agreed.

She's so cool.
- Wait,

even you think she's cool?
- Oh, my God, yeah.

I mean, she has great style,
gorgeous hair,

a well-curated but effortless
social media vibe.

She's cool as hell.

Huh, took you months
to call me cool.

I called you "cool"?

I don't think I ever said that.

Weird, I feel like
you say it a lot.

[upbeat electronic music]

Ooh, Kimberly,
here comes Jackson.

[gasps]
How do I look?

Who cares?
What about me?

Hey, I'd like to order
a coffee Kimberly-style.

What's Kimberly style?

- [whispers] Extra hot.
- Oh, wow.

- Damn.
- [chuckles]

We actually do have to serve

all our coffee at
a standard temperature,

because
of a recent lawsuit though.

That's okay.
Just came by

to say a quick hello
before class.

I'll see you later.

Bye.

[squeals]
- So you still hangin' out

with the action figure, huh?
- Leave her alone.

I'm proud of our girl.
She loves herself a hot boy.

- What does that mean?
- First, Nico.

Now, Farmer Long John.

You go for
the ripped, big hotties.

- Not just 'cause they're hot.
- Oh, please.

You work this whole
Ruth Bader Ginsburg angle,

but you like the hot guy.

It's okay to be
a little shallow.

- I'm not shallow.
- [laughs] It's fine.

I love it when people
only like me for my looks.

It happens very frequently.

Okay, name one thing you have
in common with that guy.

Uh, we both...

are born during winter months.

- [laughs]
- Ah.

That's a bad answer.

Okay, so maybe I don't know
what we have in common yet.

But I'll find it, all right?

- Whoa.
- Whew.

- Okay.
- Okay, it's getting

pretty heated.

I suggest
everyone take an unpaid five.

Unpaid five!

I am such a great manager.

[upbeat music]

God, I love this campus!

It's so nice up here.

I'm really glad
we got a chance to catch up.

It's just your mom and I
are going through a bit

of a hard time right now,

the whole thing
with your brother,

you know?
- Yeah.

And then her charity is being
investigated by the D.A.,

so she could be
in a lot of trouble, you know?

And I'm not going down
for that, you know?

I won't.
And then, also,

please don't tell
anybody about this,

but her Japanese hair
transplant didn't take,

and so she's got
a tiny bald spot.

But act like
you don't notice it.

- That's a lot.
- It is a lot.

It is a lot.
- Yeah.

But that's why
I'm happy to be here.

So what's going on with you?

Me?
Pff.

Nothing.

Really nothing.
- Nothing?

No, no, nothing.
[laughs] You know,

just the same old stuff.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Hey, Andrew.

I think we need to talk

about the other day.

Yeah, I've been thinking,
and we shouldn't hook up again.

It's just not worth it for me.
[slurps]

Wait, you're saying sleeping
with me isn't worth it for you?

- Yeah.
- Do you not see

how much hotter than you I am?

Listen, I did the math,
and I'm 3% more productive

without you as a distraction.

What's so distracting
about me?

Well, for one,
you're wearing

a skirt to the lab

when all legs should be covered

in case of chemical spillage.

But instead, you're...

A distraction?

[romantic music]

Damn it.

♪ ♪

I wouldn't say
I'm a campus celebrity,

but sure,
I guess other people might.

- Hey, you're Priya, right?
- Yeah.

I'm Graham.

- Hi, Graham.
- Oh, like the cracker--

motherfucker.
- Shit, I'm sorry.

I didn't even see you there--

didn't even register
there was another person here.

A bunch of us are planning
a party in the woods,

like a fire and stuff,
if you wanna come.

Wow, um, yeah, I've never been
to a party like that before.

It sounds super fun.
Can my friend come?

Oh, is this your friend?

I thought she was

your accountant or something.

But if it means
you'll be there,

sure, bring her.
- Actually,

we already have plans.

Sorry--we do?

Yeah, our dorm is hosting

a big floor party.

It's gonna be huge!
You didn't think

I'd invite you to campus
and not show you

how hard we kick it, did you?
- [laughs] Okay.

I'm sorry.
- It's all good.

[pop music]

Yeah, boys invite me
to parties all the time.

I can barely keep track
of all the invites.

We're throwing a party tonight,
and it has to be good.

But I already had plans
to finish my vision board.

I finally found a picture
of AOC playing chess.

Well,
you can forget about that,

because we need
to show Priya how cool I am

by throwing a rager.

- Wait, where is Priya?
- At a Pre-Frosh event,

which gives us time
to get this place in order.

Wait, why are you stressed?

Doesn't Priya, like,
look up to you or something?

Oh, she used to,
before her face cleared up

and she grew perfect tits
and amazing peach ass.

Is she old enough for you to
be talking about her like that?

A cute guy just hit on her
in front of me

and made it clear I gave him
absolutely no boner.

It's like the student
has become the teacher.

Isn't that a good thing?

Isn't that
what the teacher wants?

No.
Teachers want their students

to fall in love with them

and worship them forever.

- No...
- I don't think so.

Why is Priya's approval
so important to you?

Because she used to think
I was the best,

and that made me
feel good about myself.

I don't want to lose that.
- Yeah, I get that.

Okay, we need to make sure
we have a ton of booze

and a packed house. Leighton,

is your dad still here?
Can he buy us a bunch

of top shelf stuff?
- No, he's taking a walk

in a sculpture garden.

He's not really
in a good place.

So I didn't come out to him.

- Aw, I'm sorry.
- Yeah.

Does Priya know you're gay?
Can I tell her?

I think she might like that.

Mm-mm.

Fine, I'll let you tell her.

That is not
what that look meant.

[gasps]
Is that Jackson?

Jackson!

- Oh, hey.
- What are you listening to?

Is it the podcast on erosion
I told you about?

I hope you're enjoying it
as much as I did.

Oh, no.
It's my workout mix.

It's a mashup
of EDM and country.

Do you listen
to either of those?

No, my workout mix is mostly
talk radio and think pieces.

Hey, I'm gonna
go watch "SmackDown."

You wanna join?
- Oh, and that is?

- Wrestling.
- Right, yeah, I knew that--

sanctioned violence.
Whoo-hoo!

Come on.

[percussive music]

♪ Different, mm ♪

♪ It be different, mm ♪

Whitney!

What's up, girl?

Where are you guys
coming from?

Ah, you know,
just gettin' our steps in.

200?
What the hell?

This campus is tiny.

Hold on.
Who is that?

Did you two--
- You hooked up with him again?

You said you can't stand him.
- Shh.

It just keeps happening.

Interesting trajectory

to go from Canaan to that.

Whoa!
Hey, you almost hit me!

Scooters are vehicles,

and they should be
in the street!

If you wanna stop
hooking up with him,

quit spending time
alone with him.

The thing is he's smart.
So working with him is helpful.

Well, keep it in public then,
not some little lab

where you two
keep getting freaky.

Honestly, though, I get it.

Nerds are hot--

like Albert Einstein.

What?
I love a thick 'stache.

[upbeat pop music]

It shouldn't be a problem
that I parked in the fire lane

just this one time, right?
- It's always a problem.

Murray, is that you?

- George.
- Yes.

What are you doing here?

I'm on
the commencement committee.

I'm--I just came up
for a meeting.

Come on!
Great to see you, buddy.

You too, man.

Leighton,
this is my old friend, George.

We were in the same
pledge class together.

both: Alphi Psi until I die!

[laughter]

Oh, by the way,
this is my daughter, Tatum.

Actually,
Leighton and I know each other.

Yeah, we're friends--
or, um, acquaintances.

Oh, the next generation
of the unbreakable Essex bond.

Yeah, well, heads up though, Murray.

They are packed tonight.

We couldn't even
get a seat at the bar.

- Oh.
- Oh...

Well, we have a reservation.
Just sit with us.

Oh, Dad,
they don't wanna eat with us.

- We'd love to.
- Oh!

- Great.
- Great.

- Come on.
- Tatum, can I talk to you

for a second?

Hi, I am so sorry.

This is awkward.
My dad doesn't know

that I'm gay,
and I'm sure you think

that is super closeted of me,
and I get it, okay?

My ex-girlfriend, Alicia,

really hated it
when it came to that,

because I could never talk--
- Okay, chill.

It's fine.

There's no timeline
on coming out.

Also, we just started dating,
so it's cool.

I got you.

Okay, thanks.

One more thing--my dad
also orders a dirty martini

in a very uncomfortable way,

so I do just wanna
get ahead of that.

- I will prepare myself.
- Yeah, you should.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

I know
I'm constantly complaining,

but it's freezing in here.

You want my hoodie?
- Uh, no, I'm good.

You have goosebumps.

Here.

Oh, you don't
have to take it--

It's fine.

Thank you.

That's very nice.

I love how quiet it is up here.

♪ Who that pressing on me ♪

Hurry up
before someone comes.

You're seriously telling me
to hurry up right now?

[chuckles]

♪ Who your baby mama ♪

Whitney?

- Canaan!
- Oh, shit!

I'm s--I'm sorry.
I jus--I came--

I came to get a book about--

Ronald Reagan.
- Yeah.

Yup, and I got it,

so you're good--so...
- Okay.

I'ma go.

Sounds great.

Fuck.

What are you--
pull your pants up.

- Oh, we're stopping for sure?
- Yeah, we're done.

Okay, yeah, got it.

[upbeat music]

♪ It's okay
to let my pain go ♪

♪ I dance for one ♪

[camera shutter clicks]
- Doesn't this party

look so fucking good?
I've really outdone myself.

Damn, Bela,
where'd you get all of that?

I conned a grad student
into buying it for me.

All I had to do was pay him
double the cost of the alcohol.

What a deal, right?
- Uh...

- Oh...
- Hey, how do I look?

Priya texted and said that
she'll try and be here soon.

both: Ooh...

She said "try"?

As someone who loves
to bail on things,

that's something
I would say a lot.

Oh, she might be superhot

and look like a mean girl now,

but trust me, she wouldn't just

blow me off like that.

Come on.
We've been friends

for, like, ten years now.

She'll be here.

You guys goin' to this party
in the woods?

Priya just texted me
it's poppin' off!

What the hell?
She's bailing on my party

and texting you?
How'd she even get your number?

You won't even give it to me.
- Uh, we just clicked.

We're both the hottest
of our siblings.

You wouldn't understand.

That's it.
I'm goin' to the woods.

Okay, well,
I guess we're going.

I'm not gonna miss this.
She's gonna go slap

a little girl in the woods.

[laughter]

Tatum, your dad in college

was the king of pranks--
the king of pranks.

He used to do this thing where
he would put shaving cream

in our shoes.
- Yup, I called it creamy toes.

Right!
[both laughing]

You're literally the funniest
person I've ever met.

I'm gonna order another drink.
- Mm.

'Scuse me.
Hi, may I have another

dirty martini, please?
But this one, I'd like to be

extra dirty.

Like, filthy dirty.

[laughs]
Like, I want this martini

to be ashamed of itself.
- [laughs]

- He gets it.
- You haven't changed a bit,

Murray.
- Oh, come on.

Well,
this dinner has been great.

Um, but what if we just go
ahead and, like, box this up,

and then I can go home and get
all my math homework done?

- Oh, honey.
- Damn, raised yourself

a real nerd here.
[both laugh]

Uh-oh, nerd alert.
- Okay...

Tatum, you should find
a smart girl like her.

- Well, I am trying.
- Yeah?

Well, what about that girl,
Lydia?

I miss her.
- Oh, God, no.

Do not miss Lydia.

Her personality
was as ugly as her name.

Mean, but fair.
[laughs]

Okay, not a looker,
not a looker.

Hey, I gotta say, guys,
I think this is so cool

that you guys can just talk
about dating like this.

Like, I ask Leighton anything
about her dating life,

and she just ices me out.
- Oh.

- That's not true.
- [laughs] It is true.

I've asked you a million times.
You are a closed book.

[scoffs] Okay, well,
that is because I c--

[clears throat]

'Cause what?

I'm gay.

I'm gay, and, um, I've
actually been dating Tatum.

- What?
- It's true.

We've been going on dates.
We've been on, like,

three dates--
like four, if you include

this insanely weird dinner
with our dads.

But yeah, I'm gay.
I'm gonna order a drink.

Okay, uh, cool.

Yeah, cool.

Will you excuse me
for just a second?

Are you--

[music playing distantly]

It's late to be playing music
out here.

I hope it's not disrupting
the nocturnal creatures

who call these woods home.

Oh, damn,
this party looks great--

way better
than the one you threw, Bela.

♪ ♪

- Priya, what the hell?
- What are you doing here?

I love this fit.
- I have to talk to you.

Uh--what?

I can't believe
you ditched the very cool party

I threw for you.
I invited, like, 200 people,

and I only know,
like, 25 of them.

I even got you
George Clooney tequila.

- I didn't ask you to do that.
- Well, you've changed,

and it's not just 'cause
you're hotter with bigger tits

and perfect complexion
and lip fillers.

I didn't get lip fillers.
Those are just my lips.

- Seriously?
- Yeah.

- That's amazing.
- Stunning.

- Thank you.
- I'd love some beauty tips.

But later.
You two keep fighting.

Bela, I'm sorry
for ditching you, but I just--

I wanted to be around people

who didn't make me feel like
the loser I used to be.

The first thing you did
when I got here was

tell your roommates a story
that made me sound like

a giant nerd.
- Oh, I didn't realize...

I'm trying
to reinvent myself.

I thought you of all people
would understand that.

I wanna feel good about myself
and, like, kiss a boy

and post a cute picture of him

to make mean girls back home jealous.

I get that.
I guess I was just worried

that you're, like, so cool now

that you'd, like,
leave me behind.

Are you kidding?

Bela, I'm coming
to Essex for you, okay?

I have always looked up to you.

Fuck.
Come here.

Okay.
[both laugh]

I love you.
- I love you too.

Guess I'll just head back
to the party then.

Okay.
I will be seeing you

back there though, okay?

I'm just gonna make out
with Graham first.

- Yeah, you will.
- Yeah, girl!

You go get that young tongue.
[flicking tongue]

Come on,
let's give her some space.

Do you guys think
we should make

an anonymous call
to the fire marshal?

- Hell no.
- These open flames

are very dangerous.

Hey, Dad, you okay?

Yeah.

Yeah, of course, honey.

I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to add

any more stress to your life.

I know that
there's a lot going on.

No, honey,
don't apologize, please.

That's not why I--

Leighton, I love you.

My reaction was about me.

I was just shocked, you know?

And the fact
that I didn't see this coming,

I don't know what that says
about me as a parent.

It might mean that I'm just
really good at being closeted.

[both chuckling]

Yeah, I don't know.
Is that a good thing?

Yeah, no, no, probably not.

Are you happy?

That is a big question.

[chuckles]
But in terms of who I am

and my sexuality,

yes.

Yes, I am.

Well,
I'm so happy you told me,

and I'm so proud of you.

For what it's worth,
I really like Tatum for you.

Oh, you do not
have to say that.

No, I really do.
When you look at her, you smile

with your teeth and everything.

That's your tell, kiddo.
- Oh, my...

- You can't ignore that.
- Ha!

I will not be discussing
gay dating with my dad.

Oh, yes, you will.

I'm gonna be calling you
every week.

♪ I like the way you're
moving to the rhythm ♪

♪ Like you go on up ♪

Oh, wait, how did
ending things with Andrew go?

Was he upset?

Not really--

mostly because
I didn't end things,

then we had sex in the library.

[both scream]
- In the library?

Mm-hmm.

And then Canaan walked in.
[both gasp]

- Whoa.
- Holy shit.

- Hi.
- Hey!

Well, I did it.

I finally came out to my dad.
[all cheer]

- Wait, how did it go?
- Good, and he definitely

likes Tatum,
maybe, like, a little too much.

- He invited me golfing.
- He just assumed

she golfs because she's gay.

And he was right.

♪ I'm having some trouble
believing you ♪

♪ I'm hearing the drums
just follow you ♪

Whitney.

Nice to see you--
for the second time today, huh?

Mm-hmm, okay,
yeah, don't do that.

You, uh,
get any good studying in?

Read some new books?
- Please do not make me

leave my own dorm party.
I have nowhere else to go.

So who's the guy?

He's just some guy
from class.

It's casual.

Kay.

Well, casual looks good on you.

Thank you.

♪ ♪

♪ I know they hatin',
I know they talkin' ♪

♪ I call 'em tree bitches,
they steady barkin' ♪

There she is!
Did you kiss that boy?

- I did!
- [screams]

- He was really bad at it.
- Most are.

His tongue, like, darted in,
and it just stayed there.

[both groan]
- Been there.

Let's find you someone else.
- No, no, no, no, no.

Not tonight.
I wanna hang with you.

Aw, that is so sweet.

Well, if that's the case,
let's all work on finding

someone for me.
I'm not picky as long as

he is perfect looking.

♪ ♪

So I wanted to talk to you

about something.
- Okay, what's up?

I'm starting to think that
we don't have a lot in common.

Yeah.

You might be right, but...

I think it's good
that we're different.

You don't spend time worrying

about how much you do and don't

have in common
with your friends, do you?

- No.
- So why would it be

an issue for us?
I like learning new things

from you, like that podcast
you told me about.

You listened
to the series on erosion?

Yeah.
It wasn't good to run to,

but it was eye-opening.

I'm just sayin'
I don't wanna date someone

who's just like me.
- You said "date."

Are we dating?
- I think so.

Is that cool?
- Yeah.

But I don't wanna watch
wrestling with you.

The stories are so lazy.
- Oh, those aren't stories.

Those are real.

- Oh...
- [chuckles] I'm kidding.

I'm not an idiot.
[both laugh]

["Are You All Alone?"
by Lyrah]

[giggles]

♪ I'm caught up in a loop ♪

♪ That I can't break ♪

♪ But I don't mind you
on my mind ♪

♪ I-I-I-I can't slow ♪

[phone chimes]

♪ Watch you,
watch me come undone ♪

♪ Hold on, you've got me ♪

♪ Throwing myself around ♪

♪ You know you've got me won ♪

♪ ♪

♪ You know you've got me won ♪

♪ ♪

♪ You know you've got me won ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I'm thinking about
thinking about you ♪

♪ I-I-I-I ♪

♪ Can't slow
how I'm falling ♪

♪ Watch you
watch me come undone ♪

♪ Hold on, you've got me
throwing myself around ♪

♪ You know you've got me won ♪

♪ Oh, oh, you've got me
throwing myself around ♪

Go to bed.