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♪ Monsters never sleep
we driven like a villain ♪

♪ They be countin' sheep, I'm
the GOAT keep it chillin' ♪

♪ G-O-A-T
not D.O.A., please ♪

♪ Your B.O. way stinks
you know me ♪

♪ You know me
I'ma put the fire ♪

♪ On the gasoline ♪
- [screams]

I just got amazing news.

Theta's charter officially
got reinstated,

which means they can
finally throw parties again.

- Yes!
- Oh, hell yes!

- Oh, my God.
- Obviously, we have to

make up for lost time,
go to all of them,

and look super slutty.

The names of these parties
are insane.

Threesome Thursday,
Fuck Me Friday,

and Sit On My Face Saturday.

They are gonna get kicked
off this campus again so fast.

We better party while we can.

[laughter]

This is gonna be
a really exciting week.

Especially because
of this little guy.

Um, everyone sees Kimberly's
holding a needle, right?

These are my hormone injections.

They coach my body
into making tons of eggs.

Do they make
your boobs bigger?

If so, can I have three?
- No.

But the side effects
aren't bad.

The only bummer
is that I can't drink.

But it's Theta's party week.

You'll be a sober dud.

You don't have to drink
to have fun.

Who has to drink to have fun?

- I do.
- Everyone in college.

I'm tipsy right now.

Well, can one of you help me
with the first injection?

I don't like watching things
go under my skin.

Yeah, I'll do it.
But, uh,

what happens
if I hit your bones?

Where--where are your bones?

Sorry, I--I can't do it.

I'm in my head about the bones.

Oh, my God.

Just give it to me, please.

Ohh.

Wow, she's really doing it.

- Ow, my bone!
- Ahh!

[phone clatters]

Just kidding.
[laughs]

See, I am fun
when I'm sober.

♪ Night's young slick
now we bout pull slime ♪

♪ Link up and drink
we only into good wine ♪

♪ Been bad been bad
now get raunchy ♪

♪ Been bad, been bad
know you want me ♪

Hey, Whit, I forgot
to do Biochem again.

Can I say it's 'cause
your grandma died?

I already used up all mine.

No. That's horrible.

Plus, I might need a grandma
to kill during midterms.

[gasps] Oh, shit, guys.
Jackson's running towards us.

What do I do?
What should I say?

Um, well, he straight up

called you sexy
at the KJ house.

Say something hot.
- Okay.

You got it.

Ow, ow!
Big boy runs fast!

What did you say?

I said,
big boy runs fast.

Right.

Bye.

You had a second chance,
and you said that shit again?

Yeah, yeah, you're ruining
this for us.

- Us?
- Yes, us.

Our suite is like a friggin'
sexual black hole.

Leighton got chlamydia,
I'm banging Where's Waldo,

and Whitney just got dumped.

We need this.
- Okay.

Yeah, okay.
It's true, I got dumped.

But, guys, I'm over Canaan.

Actually, I already have my eye
on someone

I'm excited
to get to know better.

Yes! Now we're talkin'.
Who is it?

Her name is Whitney.
It's me.

I'm excited to love myself.

- Aw, that's beautiful.
- I hated that.

Uh-oh, he's running back again.

I'm gonna go duck
into a building.

Smart.

What should I wear
to the Theta tonight,

outfit one...
[clicks tongue]

Or option two?

- Are these children's clothes?
- Yeah.

Nothing makes your titties pop
like a toddler top.

Does that say
"Daddy's Little Quarterback"?

I know. I love it.

I just wish they had one
in my size.

None of these
are in your size.

Here you go.

I got a D? But I studied
for, like, 15 minutes.

Holy crap.
I got my first A.

Oh, I am so texting this
to my mom.

[camera shutter clicks]
Gonna rub it in her face

for doubting me.
- [laughs]

Wait, that's not your test.

Moriah Harris?

Who's that?

Uh, excuse me, Paul?

Sorry, I think you gave me
the wrong test.

I'm so sorry.
Must've mixed you two up.

My B.

[whispers]
Great job.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Who mixes up the names
Whitney and Moriah?

I know they're both legendary
pop divas,

but the similarity ends there, bro.

Who are you guys
talking about?

Our Biochem TA mixed me up

with the only other Black girl
in our class.

First of all, are you okay?

And it's important
that you know this--

you don't have to be.

Okay. It's annoying, yeah,

but I don't wanna
make it a whole thing.

Well, if that's your choice,
I fully support you.

But I also think
we can organize a rally.

Why don't you just
mention it to him next class?

No, if I did that,
it'd probably get all twisted,

and I'd become
the angry Black girl.

- Oh! What if you--
- Guys, okay,

we don't have to solve
subtle racism tonight.

Okay?
Let's just have fun.

If we can ever get inside!

I got this.

Hey, door guy!

Hell yeah!
Toddler tops.

It is very upsetting
that that worked.

Yeah.

[Matt Sofo's "Run the Track"
featuring Coco]

♪ ♪

Leight, don't answer this
if this is homophobic--

- Not off to a great start.
- Uh, of the three of us,

who are you most attracted to?

- Oh, my--
- Are you seriously

asking her to rank us?

Not in a bad way.

Just in terms
of physical hotness.

This is ridiculous.

- Thank you, Whit.
- Because obviously,

I'd be number one.
- Ha!

- What's so funny?
- [laughs] Nothing.

I think she's laughing
at your overconfidence.

Leighton is way more into

my brand
of understated elegance.

- [laughs]
- Damn it,

I spilled tequila
on my children's shirt.

Okay, I am not engaging
in this.

That said,
Bela would not be first.

Or second.
- [gasps] I'm top two!

Yeah, but I put out

Does that not factor in at all?

Look, no offense,
but none of you

are really my type.
- What is your type?

My perfect woman
would probably be 5'6",

good style, preferably
from a major metropolitan city,

blonde--

I think you just
described yourself.

Mm, I did. I would be happy
with a me.

So of all the girls
in this suite,

you rank yourself first?

Oh, absolutely.

Well, okay, then.

You know, I would too.

She didn't hear me.

♪ Put them hands high ♪

- Hey.
- ♪ Put them hands high ♪

♪ Walk on the dance floor ♪

[clears throat]

♪ When I'm feelin' on her ♪

♪ Like the she the best
in show ♪

♪ Scream at the DJ
till I get me some ho ♪

Eric, what are you
doing here?

Did a frat guy hire you to fix
his computer or something?

Bela, for the last time, I am
not a member of the Geek Squad.

- Here you go.
- Oh, thanks.

Uh, Bela, this is Dana.

How do you guys
know each other?

She your cousin or something?

She's my date.

And I'm a new writer
on "The Catullan."

Oh, really?

So you're funny and pretty.

Love that for you.

Please, you are way prettier
than me.

I look like I was just
rescued from a well.

[laughing]

Oof, um, that was actually
pretty insensitive

to people who have lost family
members in well accidents.

♪ Put them hands high ♪

♪ Let the world know
what you all about ♪

♪ ♪

I cannot believe Eric brought
another girl here.

I can't believe
he knows another girl.

Be honest, I'm hotter
than her, right?

Actually, don't be honest.
Just say yes.

Are you jealous?
I thought you and Eric

were both hooking up
with other people.

Yeah, but when I do it

it's fun and flirty
and feminist.

When he does it, it's offensive
to women everywhere.

♪ Put them hands high ♪

[phone buzzing]

♪ Put them hands high ♪

♪ Put them hands ♪

Kimberly, are you in there?

Leighton, come in.

Did you have an accident?

No! I have to do

my hormone injections
at the same time every day,

and in hindsight, I maybe
shouldn't have chose 9:30 p.m.,

but can you please inject me?

- But why are you naked?
- I was wearing a jumpsuit,

so I had to
take the whole thing off.

- Where are your shoes?
- There was a rock in one.

It's a separate issue.
Can you please just

stick this just stick this
in my tummy?

Fine, fine, fine, fine,
fine, fine, fine.

Okay, but please stop
staying the word "tummy,"

all right,
you're an 18-year-old girl,

not Winnie the fucking Pooh.

Okay.

All right.

[inhales sharply]

How'd you get
so good at this?

I, um, had to do
my mom's Botox

during the pandemic.

It was a challenging time
for us all.

Well, thank you.
You're a lifesaver.

Sure.

Um, but you don't like,
expect me

to do this, like,
every night, right?

No, of course not.

It's Theta's
theme party week.

I would never ask that of you.

I 100% have it from here.

- ♪ Hello and good morning ♪
- Come, come.

♪ And make you mine mine ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Hello and good morning ♪
- Please stop.

No, I'm serious. Stop.

♪ How much time
can a bad girl crush ♪

♪ When a bad girl crush ♪

♪ It's a bad girl ♪

♪ But how much time
can a bad girl crush ♪

♪ Work work work work ♪

♪ Hello and good morning
and make you mine mine ♪

- Let's go.
- Thank you!

Perfect.

That is the last shot.

We are done.
- Thank you so much.

Mm-hmm.

I felt so close to you
this week.

I don't say this enough,
but I love you.

You've said it many times.

The hormones must be working.

Hey, hotties.
Heads-up,

I left a lot of body glitter
in that shower.

- Oh, good to know.
- Um, are you still good

to drive me tomorrow?
- Yeah.

It'll be you, me,
my mom's Ford Fiesta,

and to pass the time,
my favorite album,

voice recordings of me
singing Disney songs.

- Ah!
- Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.

Travis is driving you
to Boston for your procedure?

He's the only person I know
who has a car on campus.

- I will just take us.
- But you don't have a car.

Right, but I do have
a phone number

to a car service,
which is all we need.

Leighton, that's so nice.

Do car services have a dress
code I should be aware of?

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[scoffs]
Look at this dumb piece

that dumb bitch Dana wrote.

"12 Corporate Logos
That Look Like My Vagina."

Ugh, what a hack.

That literally sounds like
something you would write.

Sure,
but I would've been able

to come up with at least 14.

And the presence of
an asymmetric carbon atom

can cause--anyone?

A chiral molecule.

Correct. Nice.

You were so smart today.

You were like, "Uh, it's
a spiral molecule. Bam!"

It's chiral, not spiral.

And, uh, bam!
She bams again.

- [laughs]
- Good job, today, Moriah.

Hey, you go ahead.
I'll catch you later.

[sighs]

Hey, Paul. Uh, so, my name
is actually Whitney.

- Ooh.
- Just wanted to make

that clear,
'cause you called me Moriah

a couple times, so...

I'm Whitney,
she's Moriah.

All right?
We good?

Mm, mm-hmm.

Can I talk in private?

I promise you
I am not a racist.

I didn't say you were, Paul.

Just trying to
tell you my name.

[sniffles]

- Please don't cry.
- Mixing you two up

was an honest mistake.
- Okay, so--

And I know what I'm doing now

is putting my trauma onto you,

so I am stopping.

But let me say
that I love Black people

and culture,
and I support Black businesses

whenever possible.

- Okay.
- You good? I feel good.

Hug it out?
- Uh...

[upbeat funky music]

♪ ♪

Leighton! Hold up!

Hold up.

- Do I know you?
- We're in an eight-person

math seminar twice a week.

My name's Jimin.

- And I'm Maurice.
- Right.

Um, it was so great
to catch up.

Are you going to
the Hackathon today?

The--the what-a-what?

It's the math department's
craziest day of the year.

We spend 24 hours trying
to solve a PhD-level equation.

And some years, we do.

Well, we could really use
another smart person

on our team.

I really love the passion
you're showing

for this depressing event, but...

sadly, I can't.

My roommate and I
are going out of town.

Also, for future notice,

I will not be joining any
math-based extracurriculars.

So--

Oh. We'll be livestreaming it
if you wanna tune in.

I--I am so sorry;
you are just out of earshot.

Yeah.
- We'll be livestreaming it

if you wanna tune in.
- Okay, amazing. Thank you!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hi, Eric.
- Hi.

Oh, hi, Dana.
Sorry, didn't see you there.

- How?
- Eric, can I steal you

for a sec?

I was actually just leaving.

I will see you later.

Bye, Dana!

So, uh, what's later?

Do you two have a board game
club or something?

We're going
to that Theta party.

Oh, nice.

I'm going to that party
with someone else too.

Great.

Did my phone just buzz?

- I don't think so.
- Oh, it did.

It was him.
[laughs]

You can meet him
at the party.

Sure.

[knocking]

Aaron!

Um--who are you?

[laughs]
Don't be ridiculous.

I'm Bela.

- Okay.
- Well, I'll be your date

to your party today.

- Did I ask you?
- You didn't.

I'll pick myself up at 4:00.

Bye!

The fuck?

[upbeat music]

Leighton, I honestly can't
thank you enough.

This is the fanciest car
I've ever been in.

I mean, look at these
gorgeous wooden trims.

I'm glad you like it.

Like it?
I love it!

I mean, there are seat heaters
in the back.

What is this?
Like, a moving spa?

Your parents have a car, right?

Yeah. We used to have two.

♪ 'Cause lately ♪

What are you doing?
Are you on some, like,

cool gay dating app?

No, I'm watching this
dumb math Hackathon.

You're watching math?
Like, for fun?

Oh, no. No, no, no.
I'm just letting it play

so that my teacher
knows that I'm watching.

I'm not, like,
paying attention or anything.

Oh, come on, Jimin!
How do you mess up

a problem like that?
[chuckles]

- Leighton?
- Hm?

I think someone forgot
four water bottles in the back.

Should we tell the driver?

Kimberly, those are for us.

Holy shit!

I feel like a celebrity.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Do you need help?
You've been staring

at that form for, like,
ten minutes.

[sighs]
It says I can't sue them

if I die during the procedure.

I'm kinda freaking out.

I promise you
are gonna be okay.

I've never been
put under before. Have you?

- Once.
- How was it?

- Bad.
- Oh!

I was hoping you'd say good.

[sighs]
I was 16,

and I was getting
my wisdom teeth removed.

- Oh.
- And the nurse told me

that people, like,
lose their inhibitions

and say all this
crazy shit to their family

and, like, their deep secrets
when they wake up.

So I spent the entire time terrified

that I had accidentally
come out to my mom.

- But you didn't.
- No.

Although I did say
a lot of other crazy stuff

that Nico taped,
and um,

I will be doing
the same to you.

[laughter]

You're gonna be fine.

Thank you so much
for coming with me.

I would be so much more scared
if I were alone.

Oh, you could be worse
than alone.

You could be with Travis.

[laughter]
- Well, I appreciate it.

I can't believe
I'm actually doing this.

Is this crazy?
- It's crazy.

- [laughs]
- I--I'm fine. It's fine.

- Hang on.
- Mm-hmm.

Just--

[line trilling]
Scoot.

Kimberly!

Oh, what's up, my girl?

[laughs] Hey, guys!

Is it over?
Did you already have the baby?

- Oh, no, I'm not having--
- I'm kidding.

But you know what
I'm not kidding about?

You look hospital hot.
- Oh, it's true!

You look good!

- Thank you.
- [laughs] Okay.

All right, this is getting
way too sentimental,

so we gotta go.
- Good luck!

I'm so proud of you!

- We love you!
- You got this!

Bye, love you!
[phone chimes]

All right.

You ready?

- I am.
- Good.

[funky music]

♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ I'ma boss now
single when I walk ♪

♪ I'ma boss now
single when I talk ♪

♪ I'ma boss now
droppin' 50 grand ♪

♪ I'ma boss now
bottles in my hand ♪

- This party looks sick.
- Sure does.

Actually, I can't really see.
Amazon Basics does not make

a quality contact lens,
but it's worth it to look hot.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I'm gonna go run a hot lap

and see who checks me out.

♪ ♪

- Oh!
- Oh, I am so sorry.

Oh, man.

♪ ♪

There's my date.

- Me?
- [laughs] You're cute.

We talked about this
two hours ago.

Okay, what is this about?

Look, bro, I am using
your body

to make another man jealous,
so could you please

just take your shirt off and
flex your abs the whole time

while I introduce you?

♪ I'ma boss now
single when I talk ♪

- Sure.
- That is so cool of you.

You are so down to earth.
I will need to ice your nipples

real quick
to get them hard first.

Can't we just
go meet this person?

Jeez! So much for being
down to earth.

♪ Get up and dance ♪

Whoa, Eric!

I completely forgot
you'd be here.

Oh, have you met my date,
Aaron?

Hey. Um, Bela,
what's going on with your eyes?

Aren't they exotic? And look
how hot Aaron's body is.

Hey, Dingo.
Sorry, it is Dingo, right?

- It's Dana.
- Oh, my God. Of course.

Are you having fun?
- We actually just got here.

We were at my apartment
watching a movie.

- Nice. Which movie?
- "Knives Out."

I loved it.
- Me too.

I can't wait
for the sequels.

Whoa, they're making sequels?

both: Yeah.

Ow, my eye!

- Are you okay?
- My straw hit it.

It's fine, I can still see.

But I do need to go
check in on a friend

who's doing a thing.

Aaron, are you coming?

Nah, I'm good.

♪ ♪

- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.

Okay, can we have
a shit talk corner?

Ooh, you know that's
my favorite activity.

I'm actually majoring in it
right now.

So I had a really weird
run-in with one of my TAs.

Did you see him in shorts?

I hate seeing
an authority figure's knees.

No.
Uh, so he confused me

with the other Black girl
in our class,

and when I tried
to casually correct him,

he started crying.

He pulled
the white tears card?

If I had a dollar
for every time that happened...

I'd only have 63 cents.

'Cause Black women make
significantly less

on the dollar.
- The whole thing

was exhausting.
- No cap, I was so naive

for thinking it'd be
different in college.

My freshman roommate
apologized to me

for going on a safari.

A white girl on my floor
once asked me

if I knew how
to cornrow her hair.

And, I mean,
I do know how to do it,

but you can't just ask me that.

I did mean to ask you,

can you do my hair on Saturday?

Oh, yeah, girl.
I got you.

What's annoying is,
I'm the one

who's still thinking about it.

Like, now I have to feel bad

about upsetting him?

Preserving my chill
is my number one,

so personally,
I would ignore his ass.

Or you can switch places
with the other girl one day

and really mess with him.
- [laughs]

I needed this.
I'm so glad I ran into y'all.

You could run into us
a lot more

if you stopped by KJ.

I mean, I know there was drama
with Canaan

the last time you were there,
but that don't mean

you can't come through.

Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

I will.
[laughs] I will.

both: Okay.

♪ Hey ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ I'm never not ♪
- ♪ Oh ♪

- Leighton.
- Hey!

You absolutely killed it!

The nurse said you did amazing.

They got, like,
28 eggs from you.

Is that good?

Based off a Google search
I did

while you were drooling
in your sleep,

it's great.
- Oh, yay.

I did it.
- [laughs]

Hell yeah, you did!

Oh, Leighton,
can I tell you a secret?

- Okay.
- You're gay,

and I love you for it.

Welp, this is gonna be
a long car ride home.

- [giggles]
- [laughs]

[thumping music]

♪ ♪

[knock at door]

Be outside, bitch!

Bela, it's me.

♪ ♪

God, you look like
my family's Husky.

Ugh.

What is going on with you?

What is going on with you
and that wet-mouthed

trollop son of a bitch, Dana?

I think you might

be a little bit jealous
of Dana.

[laughs]
No, I don't think so.

You can't have it
both ways, Bela.

You're clearly dangling
that dude's muscles in my face,

and you freak out the second
I'm with somebody else.

What do you want?
- I don't know anymore.

I thought I wanted to be
a fun, non-monogamous

boss bitch, but now I think
I just wanna, like...

date you.

You do?

Yeah.

Okay. Let's do it.

Take your pants off.

I need you to take
that other contact out.

You have your heated blanket,

iPad, and your sad,
sad selection of snacks.

Oh, I forgot
that I got raisins!

- [laughs]
- Tonight's gonna be lit.

What are you gonna do?
- Hang here with you.

Solve for D
if the value of K is 4.

- 13?
- Sorry, that's wrong.

Jimin! How do you mess up
a simple differential equation?

- Leighton?
- Hmm?

I think you wish
you were at that Hackaton.

Are you kidding me?

No, I have no interest
in spending time

with those nerds.
- But I think

you might be a nerd.

Excuse you.

What's 715 divided by 62?

- 11.53.
- Whoa!

Is that right?

I deleted the calculator app
on my phone,

and I can't get it back.

Look, I don't take
math classes

because I'm some loser
who loves numbers.

I do it because
I am really good at it.

And I enjoy being better
at things than everyone else.

- Then go be good.
- No.

Even if I wanted to,
I am not gonna

leave you here tonight.

But I'm fine.

You don't have to worry about
me, I swear.

[light electronic music]

Go.

Okay, maybe I will just,
like, pop in

for just, like, a sec.

♪ ♪

If anyone asks, I am at
an exclusive yacht party

in, um--
in whatever ocean's closest.

Okay.

[upbeat funky music]

♪ ♪

I'm outie with Eric...

my boyfriend.

You got boyf'd?

Yeah, I got boyf'd so hard

in the bathroom
I can barely walk.

Horrible!

This is a dirty frat house.

Go have fun with your man.

I'm gonna stay for a bit.
- [clicks tongue] Okay.

Okay, so Canaan just texted,

and he's on his way.
- Ay! Finally.

♪ ♪

Actually, I'ma head out too,

get something to eat
before bed.

Hell, no! You are not
about to flee this party

because Canaan is coming,
we just talked about this.

Oh, my God.
That is not what this is.

I'm just tired.
Y'all need to chill.

See you later.

♪ ♪

And according to one study

elderly friendships
serve a purpose

far beyond enjoyment.

They're also saving lives.

- Oh, that's fascinating.
- Tell me, how did your...

- [inhales sharply]
- Life change

after you met Barney?

Ugh.
- Well, I hug more now.

- [groans]
- Oh, you love to hug?

I--I love to give hugs.

[toilet flushes]

[somber guitar music]

♪ ♪

Oh, no.
No, no, no, no.

- Hey.
- Hi.

Staying in tonight?

Mm-hmm.
[door handle rattles]

- Are you okay?
- Uh, yeah

I just had a little
medical procedure done today

and I'm not feeling well,

and now I'm locked out
of my suite,

and I left my phone in there.

Well, why don't we just
go wait in my room

until your friends get home?
- No, no.

I'm fine. Go have fun.

I'm not going to
leave you like this.

It's all good. Come on.

All right.

[gentle music]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

I wasn't gonna let
a pandemic

stop me from salsa dancing
with my friends.

- Kimberly?
- So you've been dancing

together over the internet?
- Oh, we had the time

of our lives.

But then a new obstacle developed.

Phillip's vision
was failing.

[light music]

♪ Don't know why ♪

Hey.

- Hey.
- Uh, what happened?

She got locked out
and wasn't feeling well.

And you just, like,
took care of her?

♪ ♪

That's cool.
- It's all good.

I've actually had to nurse
a lot of sickliens

back to health at home.

But she's a better patient.

A lot to unpack there.

Help me get her
back to our room?

Yeah, sure.

♪ ♪

Kimber.

Your roommate's here.

You wanna go back to bed?
- Mm.

♪ ♪

♪ Ba-ba-ba ♪

- Come on.
- ♪ Ba-ba-ba ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Oh-oh
since your first solo ♪

Monogamous sex
just hits different.

Bela, it's been one night.

And yet I am changed.

Hello, Whitney.

There's actually something
I wanted to share with you.

I've been listening
to this illuminating podcast

on race relations in academia--

Ooh, look, Paul, uh,

I know you mean well,
and congrats

on doing the work,

but I don't want every
conversation we have together

to be about my Blackness
and your whiteness.

That is not our thing.

I want our thing to be
that you're my TA,

and I'm your student,
and you just get my name right.

Can we do that, Paul?

And oh, my God,
do not cry right now.

Okay, I really don't wanna
have to console you

about this again.

That should not be my job.

Right, yeah.

- We good?
- So good.

Thank you.

Hmm.

Hey, Moriah, I'm Whitney.

Oh, I know.
[laughter]

You crushed it, Leighton.

We never would've gotten
second without you.

Yes, that's correct.

We'll get first next time.

We?
Oh, okay,

if I do this again,
I'm 100%

teaming up with the winners.

They've already asked--
[car horn honks]

Hello! Can you move?

I'm late for class,
and I'm trying to park.

Today? Go!

[Photronique's
"It's Showtime"]

♪ ♪

[car door shuts]
[keys jangle]

Hey, I have--
I have that same bag.

Sure. Great.

♪ Y-O-L-O
that's all we know ♪

♪ You gotta show me
what you got ♪

♪ And we can start the show ♪

♪ You betta turn it
turn it up

♪ Like it's a radio
and it's yo song ♪

- She's so hot.
- ♪ Are you ready to go? ♪

- ♪ Aeeyo Y-O-L-O ♪
- ♪ YOLO ♪

♪ Aeeyo,
that's wat we know ♪

♪ Aeeyo,
you only live once ♪

♪ Betta turn it,
turn it up ♪

♪ It's showtime ♪

♪ That's all we know ♪

- ♪ Aeeyo, Y-O-L-O ♪
- ♪ L-O ♪

♪ Aeeyo,
that's how we roll ♪

- ♪ We roll ♪
- ♪ You only get one shot

♪ Betta get out there
and get it ♪

♪ It's showtime,
that's all we know ♪

♪ Aeeyo, read the words
on my lips ♪

- ♪ I trap 'em ♪
- ♪ Hear me, hear me ♪

♪ Makin' all them hits ♪
- ♪ I'm platinum ♪

♪ Who livin' it up
betta than this? ♪

- ♪ Oh, stop it ♪
- ♪ Money got me wide ♪

♪ All in my hips ♪
- ♪ Deep pockets ♪

♪ Party-arty-arty
all the time ♪

♪ Aye, aye ♪
- ♪ And I ain't got ♪

♪ No problems on my mind ♪
- ♪ Aye, aye ♪

♪ Partner, you gon' let me
come inside ♪

- ♪ Aye, aye ♪
- ♪ You know I'm why ♪

♪ They all standin' in line,
you only get one shot ♪

♪ So you betta make it good ♪

♪ Keep the night
feelin' right ♪

♪ From the hills to the hood,
I could party all day ♪

♪ And I wish somebody would ♪

♪ Tell me turn down
YOLO understood ♪

♪ Aeeyo ♪
- ♪ Aeeyo Y-O-L-O ♪

♪ Aeeyo, that's all we know ♪

♪ You only live once ♪

♪ Betta turn it, turn it up ♪

♪ It's showtime ♪

♪ That's all we know ♪

- ♪ Aeeyo Y-O-L-O ♪
- ♪ L-O ♪

♪ Aeeyo,
that's how we roll ♪

- ♪ We roll ♪
- ♪ You only get one shot ♪

♪ Betta get out there
and get it ♪

♪ It's showtime ♪

♪ That's all we know ♪

♪ Aeeyo ♪

♪ Aye-aye-aye, aeeyo ♪

♪ Aye aye it's showtime ♪

♪ That's all we know ♪

♪ Aeeyo ♪

Go to bed.

[dramatic musical flourish]