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[Nick] Season 20, y'all!
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[D-Wrek] This is "Nick Cannon
Presents Wild 'N Out".
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[Nick] This is the home
of freestyle comedy.
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[D-Wrek] With iconic battles...
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- [bleep] just got
real, Nick!
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[D-Wrek]
And legendary guests.
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- Well, let's get wild, baby.
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[D-Wrek] It's time
for season 20.
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- Out!
- Got damned!
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[D-Wrek] Let's wild out.
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- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
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- Alright, everybody up
out your seats,
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put your hands in the air
and make some noise
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for your host,
Mr. Nick Cannon!
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[cheers and applause]
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- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n,
wild 'n ♪
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♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
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♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
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- "Wild 'N Out",
make some noise!
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[cheers and applause]
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Y'all give it up
for DJ D-Wrek.
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- What's up, what's up,
what's up?
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- Y'all make some noise for
the "Wild 'N Out" goddesses.
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[cheers and applause]
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Oh yeah, thank you, ladies.
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This is the home of
freestyle comedy,
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two teams battling head to head
to see who's the funniest,
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and I think it's gonna
be my team cause
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I'm the captain of
the Red Squad.
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[cheers and applause]
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Karlous Miller,
Justina Valentine,
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Santwon, C-O-N Conceited,
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Charlie Clips, DC Young Fly,
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and Bobb'e J. Thompson.
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[cheers and applause]
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Hell of a team right there,
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give it up for
the Black Squad.
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[cheers and applause]
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DeRay Davis, y'all.
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Love you, king.
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B. Simone, Pretty Vee,
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Maddy with the fatty,
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E-Man Hudson,
Chico Bean,
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Hitman Holla,
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and Radio Big Mack.
- Yerrrrp!
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- All my strong independent
women make some noise.
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[women cheering]
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Who know how
to get they own bag
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and say whatever the hell
they wanna say.
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[cheers and applause]
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Makin' they own money
so they ain't gotta
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tiptoe around no man.
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[women cheering]
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Well, the team captain
is all about that life
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and has made a career
as a comedian
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doing it in a big way,
she is a boss,
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she is a queen,
y'all make some noise
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for Jess Hilarious.
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[cheers and applause]
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Damn, girl.
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You family, so we wanna
make sure you get
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that comedy gold
'cause you deserve it,
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you ready to get to it?
- Thank you.
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I never had a chance to win
a belt before, so yeah.
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- There it is,
y'all give it up
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for Jess Hilarious,
we about to get to it.
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[cheers and applause]
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Y'all ready for the first game?
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[all] Yeah!
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Let's get to it,
it's a favorite,
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we've been playing this
since season one,
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it's called Got Props.
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[cheers and applause]
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It's real simple,
we got "Wild 'N Out" goddesses
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holding props, and they gonna
hand it off to the team,
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it's a timed game,
so they gotta use that prop
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in as many funny ways
as they possibly can
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in the set amount of time.
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DJ D-Wrek, who you wanna
see go first?
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- I think we're gonna
start with the Red Squad.
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- A'ight.
- Red Squad, wild out.
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- Let's get it, ahh.
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Come on, come on,
come on, Fido.
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[laughter]
[ding]
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- That's what it actually is.
- Obvious.
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- Hey, yo, welcome
bac-- stop crying.
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Welcome back
to "Wild 'N Out".
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[laughter]
[ding]
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- Supposed to be
one of my kids?
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- Oh, this new mosquito purse
is actually kinda cute.
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That's different, wow.
[ding]
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- Ah [bleep].
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- So you sure these
new condoms gonna
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prevent me having
some more kids?
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[laughter]
[buzzer]
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- That's not funny.
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- They laughed,
you bastard.
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- It's not funny to me.
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- Yeah, fill it up,
fill it up.
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- I got you, I got you.
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[laughter]
[ding]
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- That's that gas.
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- Say hello to
my little friend...
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[imitates gunfire]
[laughter]
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- What this is?
[bleep], [bleep]...
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[all grunting]
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- I don't know.
- Come on, Con.
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[laughter]
[ding]
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- [screaming]
Oh, God, that Chipotle...
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[laughter]
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[rapid dinging]
- Disgusting.
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- Black Squad, y'all ready?
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Black Squad, wild out.
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[cheers and applause]
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- Hello, 2011 Nick Cannon?
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Don't get that tattoo.
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[laughter]
[ding]
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- That's fire.
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- I'm the Statue of [bleep]-try.
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[laughter]
[ding]
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- Hello, Sidney...
- Using the phone as a phone?
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- W-- what?
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- You keep using it
as a phone.
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- It's literally a phone.
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- That's literally
a fire hydrant.
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- You peed on the hydrant.
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- We gave you one.
Keep going.
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- It's a phone.
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- Time to put this on vibrate.
[trilling voice]
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[laughter]
[ding]
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Keep it movin'.
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- Yo, welcome to Foot Locker,
bro, what's up with you?
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- I need a size 16...
- Let me see, let me see...
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- I need a size 16...
- Let me see, let me see...
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[laughter]
[ding]
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- There's that creativity
we was looking for.
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- Boy, I ain't had
to use a typewriter in years.
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[laughter]
[ding]
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- [making animal sounds]
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[laughter]
[ding]
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- That's funny.
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[rapid dinging]
[cheers and applause]
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- D-Wrek, who won?
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- Yo, it was real close,
but I gotta give it
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to the Red Squad, make some
noise for the Red Squad y'all.
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- Jess Hilarious
is in the building.
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She came to play, I need
everybody on they feet,
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D-Wrek, take us out.
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- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n,
wild 'n ♪
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♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
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♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
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- Hold on, y'all,
hold on, hold on.
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Hey, yo, what's up,
it's Jess Hilarious
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in the building,
what's up, what it do?
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[laughter]
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- [bleep]!
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Try this again.
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[laughter]
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- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
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- Spin it back, D-Wrek.
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"Wild 'N Out",
make some noise.
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[cheers and applause]
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Season 20, we getting money,
and we got the captain
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on the Black Squad,
give it up for Jess Hilarious.
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[cheers and applause]
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And right now, it's time
to play a classic game
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we've been playing
since day one,
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it's called Talking Spit.
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[cheers and applause]
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And we usually only save this
for when we got the queens
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in the building,
and since Jess
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is family right here,
we gonna allow you
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to talk some spit with us.
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The "Wild 'N Out" goddesses
brought out the chairs,
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the buckets, the towels,
and of course the water.
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Jess, you know how
to play this game,
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you done made people spit on
this show many times.
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Now you in
the hot seat with me.
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Jess, we ready?
- Yes, I'm ready.
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- D-Wrek, we ready?
- Yep yep.
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- Game is in your hands.
- Alright, we gonna
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start this off with
the Black Squad.
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Black Squad, wild out,
make some noise for 'em.
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[cheers and applause]
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- B. Simone's got
Nick boots on.
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- Shut up!
[laughter]
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I'm putting my foot down,
Karlous.
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Look, Nick, seriously, like,
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I've been on here
for so many seasons,
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it's like, "wild n, wild n,"
it's like, let me have
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your baby already
so I can stop working.
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[laughter]
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This [bleep] will not
[bleep] me.
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Let me tell y'all.
Last time I was here,
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I had short hair,
his baby mama had long hair.
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I was like, [bleep],
let me get long hair,
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now he [bleep] a bitch
with short hair,
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so it's like, which one
do you want?
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[laughter]
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[ding, ding]
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[Chico gasping]
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- Oh my God.
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- What do I need to do
to have a baby?
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[bleep].
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- Uh-oh, now you pregnant.
Now you pregnant.
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- Damn.
- We tapping.
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- Black, white,
Puerto Rican, what?
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Impregnate me, man.
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[laughter]
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- "Impregnate me, man."
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[cheers and applause]
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- Go, Santwon.
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- Where my ladies at?
Shimmy if you hear me.
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Look at all these titties
shaking, y'all are welcome.
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Hey, uh, B. Simone,
can I borrow your wig?
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Thank you.
Oop!
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Hold on, y'all,
hold on, hold on.
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Hey, yo, what's up,
it's Jess Hilarious
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in the building,
what's up, what it do?
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[laughter]
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- [bleep]!
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Try this again.
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Don't [bleep] play
with me, bitch.
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- Beat his ass.
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- I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
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I'ma be you the rest
of the episode, Jess.
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- Let's go, DeRay.
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[cheers and applause]
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- That's right, fill up
on the Dasani.
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What's crazy is we think
Nick is this nice, kind guy
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and he helps us
all with all these jobs,
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I heard him on the phone
the other day though,
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I heard your real self,
the real Nick.
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When you called her,
like, "Hello,
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yeah, your little [bleep],
heard you got some..."
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[laughter]
[ding]
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[cheers and applause]
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- Is that why Conceited smell
like a seafood boil today?
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[laughter]
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Jess, tell the truth.
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B. Simone took that wig off
and turned into
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Lil Meech from BMF.
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[laughter]
[ding]
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[cheers and applause]
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[laughter continues]
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[cheers and applause]
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- Yerrrrp.
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[crowd] Yerrrrp.
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- Nick, what's good, bro?
Now, you already know
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I come up here every day
and really tell people
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that I'm trying
to get in shape,
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but my arms is
a little weak, Nick.
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So here's the deal,
you spit the water out,
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I'ma do some dips on stage
right in front of everybody.
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Some dips-- how many?
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Alright, I'll give you
two and a possible.
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[laughter]
- Two and a possible.
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- Two and a possible-- five?
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[crowd shouting]
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I'll gi-- I'll gi--
alright, five dips.
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If you spit the water out,
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I'll do it in front
of everybody.
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[cheers and applause]
[ding]
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♪ One, two, three,
I put my hands up on my hips ♪
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[singing indistinctly]
[laughter]
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♪ Put my hands up
on my hips... ♪
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[singing indistinctly]
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[rapid dinging]
[cheers and applause]
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- Yo, y'all make some noise for
Jess Hilarious one time,
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such an amazing sport, D-Wrek,
who won, who spit the most?
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- Yo, this was really close,
but Nick, you spit the most,
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so give it up for
the Black Squad y'all.
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- Jess Hilarious
is in the building.
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Hey, yo, D-Wrek, take us out.
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- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
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♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n,
wild 'n ♪
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♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
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- ♪ I'm getting psychological
in the classroom ♪
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- ♪ I'm about to get
biological in the classroom ♪
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- ♪ I'm about to get
biological in the classroom ♪
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- ♪ It's like... ♪
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- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out
the classroom ♪
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♪ Aw, kick 'em
out the classroom ♪
284
00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:11,638
♪ Hey, what we doin' in
the classroom? ♪
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- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
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♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n,
wild 'n ♪
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♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
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♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n,
wild 'n ♪
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- Y'all give yourselves
a round of applause right now.
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[cheers and applause]
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As you can see,
it's some badass kids
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up here on this stage,
so we might as well play
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Kick 'Em Out the Classroom.
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[cheers and applause]
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D-Wrek, we ready?
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We got Jess Hilarious in here,
so we gonna try to do it.
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- Alright.
- Drop the beat.
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♪♪
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- ♪ In the classroom ♪
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♪ In the classroom ♪
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♪ Hey, what we doin' in
the classroom? ♪
302
00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:57,083
- ♪ We got Jess Hilarious
in the classroom ♪
303
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- He said she look
like Lil Meech!
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[laughter]
305
00:12:01,487 --> 00:12:04,190
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out
the classroom ♪
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♪ Aw, kick 'em
out the classroom ♪
307
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,629
♪ Hey, what we doin' in
the classroom? ♪
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00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:12,632
- ♪ We got Jess with the mess
in the classroom ♪
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00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:15,301
- ♪ Yeah, y'all know I'm
the best in the classroom ♪
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- ♪ Um, I draw boobs the best
in the classroom ♪
311
00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:20,573
- ♪ Say it with
your chest in the classroom ♪
312
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,242
- ♪ Hey, yo, he wanna feel my
breast in the classroom ♪
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- ♪ Man, I should've got more
dressed in the classroom ♪
314
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- ♪ I want the most,
not the less in the classroom ♪
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- ♪ I mess around and throw
this desk in the classroom ♪
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- [grunting]
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- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out
the classroom ♪
318
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♪ Aw, kick 'em
out the classroom ♪
319
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♪ Hey, what we doin' in
the classroom? ♪
320
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- ♪ I'm getting psychological
in the classroom ♪
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00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:47,266
- ♪ I'm about to get
biological in the classroom ♪
322
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:49,435
- ♪ It's like... ♪
323
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- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out
the classroom ♪
324
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:55,375
♪ Aw, kick 'em
out the classroom ♪
325
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,977
♪ Hey, what we doin' in
the classroom? ♪
326
00:12:57,977 --> 00:13:00,613
- ♪ You got any ice cream
in the classroom ♪
327
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,349
- ♪ That is only for
my team in the classroom ♪
328
00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:05,752
- ♪ That's in my dream
in the classroom ♪
329
00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:08,721
- ♪ Yo, I make the ladies
scream in the classroom ♪
330
00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:11,357
- ♪ What's in my jeans in
the classroom ♪
331
00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:14,060
- ♪ I'll [bleep] up
your spleen in the classroom ♪
332
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:16,629
- ♪ Wait, can I intervene
in the classroom? ♪
333
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:19,298
- ♪ Man, my swag is
so mean in the classroom ♪
334
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:22,001
- ♪ Hey, yo, I spit a tight
scheme in the classroom ♪
335
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:24,637
- ♪ I really don't know what
this mean in the classroom ♪
336
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,306
- ♪ I might be sippin' on some
[bleep] in the classroom ♪
337
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,976
- ♪ Sitting right in between
in the classroom ♪
338
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:32,612
- ♪ Stink came with
a beam in the classroom ♪
339
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:35,248
- ♪ I'm not wearing no jeans
in the classroom ♪
340
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,183
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out
the classroom ♪
341
00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:40,453
- He said jeans.
- Jeans?
342
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:43,289
- ♪ Hey, what we doin' in
the classroom? ♪
343
00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:45,992
- ♪ Beat on my chest
in the classroom ♪
344
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,561
- ♪ This ice cream is
the best in the classroom ♪
345
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:51,297
- ♪ You wanna see my breasts
in the classroom ♪
346
00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:53,866
- ♪ Nothing more,
nothing less in the classroom ♪
347
00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:57,203
- ♪ You know me, you can trust
in the classroom ♪
348
00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:59,305
- ♪ Finesse in the classroom ♪
349
00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:02,875
- ♪ Hold up, I'm in
a vest in the classroom ♪
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- Kick him out the classroom!
- Vest and best?!
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00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:10,082
- They said vest?
- Nobody said vest.
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00:14:10,082 --> 00:14:12,018
- Nobody said vest.
- Nobody said vest.
353
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:14,320
- No one said vest.
- No one said vest.
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00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,822
- ♪ Classroom... ♪
- Me?!
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- Go, you got it...
356
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:20,660
- ♪ I'm the baddest bitch
in the classroom ♪
357
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,728
- ♪ And I heard you was
a snitch in the classroom ♪
358
00:14:22,728 --> 00:14:25,565
- ♪ Wait, we rappe--
somebody said... ♪
359
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:28,367
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out
the classroom ♪
360
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:31,404
♪ Aw, kick 'em
out the classroom ♪
361
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:32,972
♪ Hey, what we doin' in
the classroom? ♪
362
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[school bell rings]
[cheers and applause]
363
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:37,243
- That was a confusing
classroom.
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00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:39,212
But I feel like we won.
365
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,413
- I gotta give that
the Red Squad,
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00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:41,747
make some noise
for the Red Squad.
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00:14:41,747 --> 00:14:44,183
They had the most students
in the classroom.
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00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:45,818
[cheers and applause]
369
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:47,186
- It was a hell of a game.
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00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:48,654
We got Jess Hilarious
in the building.
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00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:49,856
D-Wrek, take us out.
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00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:52,725
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
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00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,294
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n,
wild 'n ♪
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00:14:55,294 --> 00:14:57,296
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
375
00:14:57,296 --> 00:15:00,766
- Yo, y'all ready,
Blatinos, what's up?
376
00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:03,603
[rapping in Spanish]
377
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,338
- ♪ She said the Red Team
ain't [bleep] ♪
378
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:08,841
- [rapping in Spanish]
379
00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:10,776
- ♪ She said, [bleep],
you got a small [bleep] ♪
380
00:15:10,776 --> 00:15:12,678
[laughter]
381
00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:14,614
- Okay, my turn, alright...
382
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:16,282
[cheers and applause]
383
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,454
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
384
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:24,290
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n,
wild 'n ♪
385
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:26,626
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
386
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,695
- "Wild 'N Out",
make some noise.
387
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,263
[cheers and applause]
388
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,998
What a hell of an episode,
season 20,
389
00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:34,634
y'all give it up for
Jess Hilarious over there.
390
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,269
[cheers and applause]
391
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,338
So fly indeed.
392
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:39,806
And y'all know what time it is,
393
00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:41,941
it's time for the bonus round
and it's called the...
394
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,943
[all] Wildstyle!
395
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,311
- Oh yeah,
freestyle rappin',
396
00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:47,180
but here at "Wild 'N Out"
we focus on them jokes,
397
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:50,516
so each punchline is one point
added to your total score.
398
00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:53,152
So it's anybody's game,
Jess, we wanna send you home
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00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:55,221
with that gold championship belt
over there,
400
00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:58,157
that belong to you if
your team can step up for you.
401
00:15:58,157 --> 00:15:59,993
- Oh no, we got this.
- Y'all got it?
402
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:02,528
- We steppin'.
- Alright, Black Squad step up,
403
00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:04,897
Red Squad step up,
DJ D-Wrek?
404
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:06,933
- Yep?
- Drop the beat.
405
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,368
♪♪
406
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:09,569
Say it with 'em y'all.
407
00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:11,137
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
408
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,338
- What it do, y'all?
409
00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:14,474
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
410
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,909
- Uh-oh, uh-oh...
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
411
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:20,113
- ♪ Yo, lotty dotty
we likes to party ♪
412
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:22,548
♪ We don't cause trouble
we don't bother nobody ♪
413
00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:25,084
♪ We're just the Red Squad
and we rock the mic ♪
414
00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:27,887
♪ When everybody over there
is not looking right ♪
415
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:29,455
[overlapping chatter]
416
00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:31,991
- Talkin' about your titties.
- Alright, give me that [bleep].
417
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,793
Hey, Con, cut the beat for me.
418
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,828
- You not on my team.
- [bleep], I'm a captain now,
419
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:36,996
cut th-- matter of fact,
cut that [bleep].
420
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,564
[cheers and applause]
421
00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:40,033
Yeah, nah,
it don't even matter,
422
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,935
you should've did it,
alright.
423
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:46,239
Nick, you the reason we
got mute, [bleep].
424
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:47,540
[laughter]
425
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:50,710
You the reason
we got skip, [bleep].
426
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:53,846
You the reason we got a power
off button, [bleep].
427
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,882
Now Con, cut that [bleep] back
on before I slap you.
428
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:57,650
[laughter]
[buzzer]
429
00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:00,687
- Jess, it's crazy
how much you look like
430
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,488
DC's twin brother.
- Facts.
431
00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:04,390
- Your greatest accomplishment
432
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,059
is gonna be being
Kountry Wayne's
433
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:07,760
11th baby mother.
434
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,095
[audience groans]
- Bitch, never.
435
00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:11,631
- And DeRay, you know
I be spitting it tough.
436
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:14,233
You the type to let a [bleep]
[bleep] your [bleep]
437
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:16,969
and tell her put
a [bleep] [bleep] [bleep].
438
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,805
- Very descriptive.
- Never happened.
439
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,273
- Too much information.
[ding]
440
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:24,777
- Look, first of all,
I don't know who you talk to,
441
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:27,313
[bleep], but that's some
bull[bleep] you got.
442
00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:30,383
'Cause right now you look like
a ghetto-ass Wendy's mascot.
443
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,785
[laughter]
[ding]
444
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,654
I mean, really,
you look like candy corn.
445
00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:35,988
- Uh-huh.
- You look like
446
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:39,058
the 267th page of
any site of porn.
447
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,694
[laughter]
[ding]
448
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,730
Y'all should see that [bleep].
449
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,898
- Bring the beat back.
450
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,667
♪♪
451
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,435
Say it with 'em, y'all.
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
452
00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:53,740
- Nick, Nick, hey,
Nick, hold up...
453
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,209
♪ I'ma be real quick,
I'ma say this quick ♪
454
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,878
♪ I ain't got no bars,
I just owe you two dips ♪
455
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:01,581
♪ I put my hand up on my head,
then I dip ♪
456
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,250
♪ I put my hand up
on my head, then I dip ♪
457
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,853
♪ I put my hand up on my head,
then I dip ♪
458
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:09,655
- ♪ You did all that and
now you tired as [bleep] ♪
459
00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:11,290
- Facts.
[laughter]
460
00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:13,793
[overlapping chatter]
461
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:17,597
- ♪ I say, yo, this off the
head, know what I'm saying? ♪
462
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,599
♪ Hey, I'll show you
how that chrome look ♪
463
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:23,903
♪ Is it me, or Justina look just
like that goddamn phone booth? ♪
464
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,938
♪ I do it my way,
you so fat ♪
465
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,908
♪ I bet your favorite weekday
is TGI Fridays ♪
466
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:29,942
[laughter]
[ding]
467
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,644
♪ Nick, what you wanna do? ♪
468
00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:34,180
[audience gasps]
[laughter]
469
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:36,482
- Whoa, back off!
- What you wanna do?
470
00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:38,017
- ♪ My [bleep] know how to... ♪
471
00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:40,186
- Yo, y'all ready?
Blatinos, what's up?
472
00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:41,487
- What's happening?
473
00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:44,323
- [rapping in Spanish]
474
00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:46,058
- ♪ She said the Red Team
ain't [bleep] ♪
475
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:49,295
- [rapping in Spanish]
476
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,564
- ♪ She said, [bleep],
you got a small [bleep] ♪
477
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,099
[laughter]
[ding]
478
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:57,870
- Okay, my turn, alright,
my turn, [bleep], here we go.
479
00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:00,540
[rapping gibberish]
480
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,809
- He said-- he said that
y'all ain't [bleep].
481
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:05,778
- [rapping gibberish]
482
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:08,147
- He said that you
look like Lil Meech.
483
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,882
[laughter]
[ding]
484
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,651
- Oh, my God...
- Don't even!
485
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,820
[rapid dinging]
[cheers and applause]
486
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,923
Turn the beat back on!
- D-Wrek, who won?
487
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:18,224
- I'ma give that
to the Black Squad,
488
00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:19,258
make some noise for
the Black Squad y'all.
489
00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:22,261
- Jess Hilarious came through.
490
00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:24,764
And took the gold crown.
491
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,666
Jess?
492
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,302
- This is going up in my
mother[bleep] house,
493
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,904
thank you so much.
- There it is.
494
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:34,474
That's our sister
Jess Hilarious
495
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:37,643
continuing to shine
on that highest frequency,
496
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:39,145
and continuing to get
her superstar on.
497
00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:40,580
I need everybody
on they feet,
498
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:43,082
turn your TVs up,
and make some noise
499
00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:45,017
for DW Flame.
500
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,153
[cheers and applause]
501
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:48,921
- Y'all know what
the [bleep] it is.
502
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:51,257
Hey, turn me up,
turn this up too.
503
00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:53,960
♪ Easy, just like
1-2 on Brady ♪
504
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,695
♪ I'm waking up on
daily with the baddies ♪
505
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,463
♪ I'm waking up betty
with Mercedes ♪
506
00:19:57,463 --> 00:19:59,365
♪ Going, ey dummy ♪
507
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:01,534
♪ You name it, you part of this,
you fake it ♪
508
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,003
♪ Talkin' all that ish
you never pop-out (pop out) ♪
509
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:06,138
♪ These -- don't know about
what I'm talkin' 'bout ♪
510
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:07,773
♪ When you see me -- ♪
511
00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:10,843
♪ Like v-co and c-co
with my goddamn -- out ♪
512
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:13,279
♪ If you fall and hit his
head still a knockout ♪
513
00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:15,581
♪ 23rd Street the worst,
bring the mops out ♪
514
00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:17,000
♪ Me and Saul watching
things bring the pop out ♪
515
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:17,984
♪ Me and Saul watching
things bring the pop out ♪
516
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:21,020
♪ We got the grunt in this,
we a rock out, duh ♪
517
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,656
♪ -- know me with this ish,
it's so good that we with... ♪
518
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:34,801
["Wild 'N Out" theme plays]
519
00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:57,824
- ♪ MTV ♪
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