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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:15,434 ♪ You woke up this morning Got yourself a gun ♪ 2 00:00:15,500 --> 00:00:19,267 ♪ Your mama always said You'd be the chosen one ♪ 3 00:00:19,334 --> 00:00:22,500 ♪ She said "You're one in a million ♪ 4 00:00:22,567 --> 00:00:25,067 ♪ And you've got to burn To shine" ♪ 5 00:00:25,133 --> 00:00:27,901 ♪ But you were born Under a bad sign ♪ 6 00:00:27,968 --> 00:00:30,500 ♪ With a blue moon In your eyes ♪ 7 00:00:30,567 --> 00:00:36,400 ♪ And you woke up this morning And all that love had gone ♪ 8 00:00:36,467 --> 00:00:41,067 ♪ Your papa never told you About right and wrong ♪ 9 00:00:41,133 --> 00:00:44,267 ♪ But you're looking good Baby ♪ 10 00:00:44,334 --> 00:00:46,500 ♪ I believe that You're afeelin' fine ♪ 11 00:00:46,567 --> 00:00:47,667 ♪ No shame about it ♪ 12 00:00:47,734 --> 00:00:49,467 ♪ Born under a bad sign ♪ 13 00:00:49,534 --> 00:00:51,634 ♪ With a blue moon In your eyes ♪ 14 00:00:51,701 --> 00:00:53,300 ♪ Sing it now ♪ 15 00:00:53,367 --> 00:00:54,667 ♪ Woke up this morning ♪ 16 00:00:54,734 --> 00:00:56,300 ♪ You got a blue moon ♪ 17 00:00:56,367 --> 00:00:58,634 ♪ Got a blue moon In your eyes ♪ 18 00:00:58,701 --> 00:01:00,767 ♪ Woke up this morning ♪ 19 00:01:03,367 --> 00:01:05,968 ♪ You say you woke up This morning ♪ 20 00:01:06,033 --> 00:01:08,200 ♪ The world turned Upside down ♪ 21 00:01:08,267 --> 00:01:10,434 ♪ Lordy, brother Things ain't been the same ♪ 22 00:01:10,500 --> 00:01:14,300 ♪ Since the blues Walked in our town ♪ 23 00:01:14,367 --> 00:01:16,000 ♪ But you're one in a million ♪ 24 00:01:16,067 --> 00:01:18,767 ♪ 'Cause you got That shotgun shine ♪ 25 00:01:18,834 --> 00:01:21,701 ♪ No shame about it Born under a bad sign ♪ 26 00:01:21,767 --> 00:01:24,334 ♪ With a blue moon In your eyes, yeah ♪ 27 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:27,300 ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Woke up this morning ♪ 28 00:01:28,767 --> 00:01:30,734 ♪ Got yourself a gun ♪ 29 00:01:30,801 --> 00:01:33,734 ♪ Woke up this morning ♪ ♪ Got yourself a gun ♪ 30 00:01:33,801 --> 00:01:35,868 ♪ Got yourself a gun ♪ 31 00:02:07,934 --> 00:02:10,300 Had some great naps on this settee. 32 00:02:10,367 --> 00:02:12,033 You okay over there? 33 00:02:12,100 --> 00:02:16,834 Shades of Starving Students, Santa Monica, summer of '78. 34 00:02:16,901 --> 00:02:18,834 - You were a mover? - Yeah. 35 00:02:18,901 --> 00:02:20,500 How many jobs you have in this lifetime? 36 00:02:20,567 --> 00:02:22,734 Enough to know I don't want another one. 37 00:02:22,801 --> 00:02:24,868 Jan, these floors have wonderful glide. 38 00:02:24,934 --> 00:02:27,634 Oh, you're looking great, Rick. 39 00:02:27,701 --> 00:02:30,234 Beautiful, Juliet. Beautiful. 40 00:02:32,667 --> 00:02:34,801 Richie's son is still flying down to Rio? 41 00:02:34,868 --> 00:02:36,434 Dad must be proud as punch. 42 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:37,634 He is. 43 00:02:37,701 --> 00:02:39,033 Those two made top ten 44 00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:41,234 in the Embassy Ball Championships last year. 45 00:02:41,300 --> 00:02:43,367 Tony. Hey, man. 46 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:46,500 Jackie! How's your ass? 47 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:49,634 How you doing? 48 00:02:49,701 --> 00:02:51,801 Not bad. Want a beer, T? 49 00:02:51,868 --> 00:02:54,033 No, no, that's all right. 50 00:02:54,100 --> 00:02:56,000 Go join your wastrel friends. 51 00:03:01,334 --> 00:03:02,767 What's the matter? 52 00:03:02,834 --> 00:03:05,434 Jackie Aprile was a man who loved knowledge. 53 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:06,780 When he was dying of the cancer, 54 00:03:06,834 --> 00:03:09,167 he was praying his son would go to medical school. 55 00:03:09,234 --> 00:03:12,767 If he knew he dropped out of college, break his heart. 56 00:03:12,834 --> 00:03:14,200 It didn't hurt the Beatles. 57 00:03:14,267 --> 00:03:15,701 Bill Gates. 58 00:03:15,767 --> 00:03:18,534 His Uncle Richie's looking out for him. 59 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,667 Easier than dealing with his own son. 60 00:03:21,734 --> 00:03:23,334 Hey, Tony, don't do that. 61 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:24,680 Do you know that he's taking A.J. 62 00:03:24,734 --> 00:03:26,834 to the dirt bike championships at Giants Stadium? 63 00:03:26,901 --> 00:03:29,300 A.J. can't go. He got a "C" in algebra. 64 00:03:29,367 --> 00:03:30,968 Does Carmela know about this? 65 00:03:31,033 --> 00:03:33,133 All right, you really want to know? 66 00:03:34,267 --> 00:03:35,701 I don't want him around my kids. 67 00:03:35,767 --> 00:03:37,801 - Who, Richie? - You heard me. 68 00:03:37,868 --> 00:03:40,601 What the fuck are you talking about? 69 00:03:40,667 --> 00:03:43,434 - Ask Gia Gaeta. - Richie told me all about that. 70 00:03:44,801 --> 00:03:46,767 The transmission slipped out of gear. 71 00:03:46,834 --> 00:03:49,434 Richie's lucky that he didn't get crushed by the car too. 72 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:51,167 And, for your information, 73 00:03:51,234 --> 00:03:53,767 Beansie Gaeta owed him major dollars for ten years, 74 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:56,000 and Richie wasn't even asking for the interest. 75 00:03:56,067 --> 00:03:57,133 Why not? 76 00:03:58,534 --> 00:04:00,200 And if we're so awful, 77 00:04:00,267 --> 00:04:02,000 why are you throwing us an engagement party? 78 00:04:02,067 --> 00:04:05,601 'Cause you're my sister, and I try to do what's right. 79 00:04:05,667 --> 00:04:07,734 Anyway, it's my wife's thing. 80 00:04:07,801 --> 00:04:10,499 What's right include planking that little Russian girl of yours on the side? 81 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:12,167 You know what? Be in denial. 82 00:04:12,234 --> 00:04:14,200 Be a codependent to a fucking shitbag. 83 00:04:14,267 --> 00:04:15,634 What the fuck do I care? 84 00:04:15,701 --> 00:04:18,434 You know, you just can't stand to see me happy, can you? 85 00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:19,567 You motherfucker. 86 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:21,767 Take that settee and shove it up your ass. 87 00:04:58,767 --> 00:05:01,567 I love my new pony boots, Tony. 88 00:05:09,801 --> 00:05:11,200 Yeah, nice. 89 00:05:13,067 --> 00:05:15,547 Why don't you wear them when you go on some of your interviews? 90 00:05:17,032 --> 00:05:19,032 Feel Tony, how soft... 91 00:05:21,434 --> 00:05:23,234 You call Sy Littman yet? 92 00:05:23,801 --> 00:05:26,068 No, I'm doing it. 93 00:05:28,868 --> 00:05:30,634 There's good money in modeling, Rin'. 94 00:05:30,701 --> 00:05:32,433 You don't want to spend the rest of your life 95 00:05:32,434 --> 00:05:34,834 behind the perfume counter in a department store, do you? 96 00:05:34,901 --> 00:05:36,601 What do you care what I do? 97 00:05:36,667 --> 00:05:38,734 Don't start with the moody shit. 98 00:05:42,334 --> 00:05:43,467 What is that? 99 00:05:43,534 --> 00:05:45,100 Chicken Soup for the Soul. 100 00:05:45,167 --> 00:05:48,100 You should read Tomato Sauce for Your Ass. It's the Italian version. 101 00:05:48,167 --> 00:05:49,500 Haha. 102 00:05:49,801 --> 00:05:52,801 Somebody give me this, I met at work. 103 00:05:52,899 --> 00:05:55,899 He drives for Runway Limos. 104 00:05:55,900 --> 00:06:00,000 He broughts Karl Lagerfeld to the store for the trunk shows. 105 00:06:00,901 --> 00:06:02,400 Why? You jealous? 106 00:06:02,867 --> 00:06:04,267 You fucking him? 107 00:06:04,334 --> 00:06:06,200 I can't have a conversation with you. 108 00:06:06,267 --> 00:06:07,601 You're horrible. 109 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:09,200 It's a fucking question. 110 00:06:10,801 --> 00:06:13,133 Maybe it's something you ought to think about. 111 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,401 - What? - Finding somebody 112 00:06:14,468 --> 00:06:16,434 who can give you everything you want. 113 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:18,734 I told you, he drives a fucking limo. 114 00:06:19,834 --> 00:06:21,333 Not talking about those kind of things. 115 00:06:21,334 --> 00:06:26,601 I'm talking about a family, marriage, children. 116 00:06:26,667 --> 00:06:28,868 I don't want to find someone. I have you. 117 00:06:30,767 --> 00:06:32,334 What, to take you out to dinner 118 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:34,234 and screw your fucking brains out? 119 00:06:34,300 --> 00:06:36,000 The fuck's wrong with you? 120 00:06:37,801 --> 00:06:39,667 Tony, no, don't go. 121 00:06:39,734 --> 00:06:42,767 You know, you don't know what the fuck you want. 122 00:06:42,834 --> 00:06:45,434 Don't yell at me, please. You know this is a bad time. 123 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:47,400 My new boss is so mean to me. 124 00:06:47,467 --> 00:06:49,234 It's always a bad time with you, 125 00:06:49,300 --> 00:06:50,540 with the cousins and landlords. 126 00:06:50,567 --> 00:06:52,300 Tony, no! Please, no! 127 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:57,601 All right. 128 00:06:57,667 --> 00:07:01,801 Rin', you know it hasn't been good for a long time. 129 00:07:01,868 --> 00:07:03,133 For either of us. 130 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:05,267 I'm worn out here. 131 00:07:05,334 --> 00:07:07,467 - I'll die without you. - No, you won't. 132 00:07:07,534 --> 00:07:08,967 You'll forget about me in two weeks. 133 00:07:09,034 --> 00:07:12,034 No, I'm telling you, if you go, I'll kill myself. 134 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:14,801 Don't you fucking threaten me, 'Rina. 135 00:07:16,033 --> 00:07:18,868 This is over. I can't do this anymore. 136 00:07:18,934 --> 00:07:21,467 I'm not gonna do it anymore. 137 00:07:21,534 --> 00:07:24,234 You talk to that guy about the modeling like I told you. 138 00:07:25,634 --> 00:07:28,133 Take care of you till you get on your feet. 139 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:30,500 But I'm not doing this anymore. You understand? 140 00:07:34,734 --> 00:07:35,868 I hate you! 141 00:07:42,467 --> 00:07:43,834 So that's it. 142 00:07:43,901 --> 00:07:46,167 Albert splits Nutley with the D'Alessio brothers, 143 00:07:46,234 --> 00:07:48,868 and Barone here keeps everything north of Paterson. 144 00:07:48,934 --> 00:07:51,234 What else we gotta talk about? 145 00:07:51,300 --> 00:07:52,968 Fairfield Township's taking bids next week 146 00:07:53,033 --> 00:07:54,701 What's there to talk about? 147 00:07:54,767 --> 00:07:56,000 Fairfield's mine. 148 00:07:56,067 --> 00:07:57,467 Was yours. 149 00:07:57,534 --> 00:07:59,467 I don't give bids to the handicapped. 150 00:08:00,534 --> 00:08:02,634 See obviously, Richie, you're fucking deaf, 151 00:08:02,701 --> 00:08:04,534 'cause I told you ten times, then I find out 152 00:08:04,601 --> 00:08:06,433 you're still dealing blow on those garbage routes. 153 00:08:06,434 --> 00:08:08,133 For that I'm losing a fucking bid? 154 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:11,167 Next time you'll find yourself in the back of one of your trucks. 155 00:08:11,234 --> 00:08:12,666 Those are my father's garbage routes. 156 00:08:12,667 --> 00:08:13,801 Shh, kid. 157 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:15,567 Actually, fellas, 158 00:08:15,634 --> 00:08:17,400 my cousin Larry wants the Fairfield contract. 159 00:08:17,467 --> 00:08:19,500 Being the hardship of his family and whatnot, 160 00:08:19,567 --> 00:08:21,400 while he's in jail awaiting trial. 161 00:08:21,467 --> 00:08:23,968 See? This is why we have a fixedbid club. 162 00:08:24,033 --> 00:08:25,300 'Cause everyone's got a story 163 00:08:25,367 --> 00:08:27,233 about why they should go to the head of the line. 164 00:08:27,234 --> 00:08:29,067 I've been in line for ten fucking years. 165 00:08:29,133 --> 00:08:31,533 My uncle is just asking for what my father would have given him 166 00:08:31,534 --> 00:08:33,294 if he was boss when Richie got out of prison. 167 00:08:33,300 --> 00:08:35,166 And it had nothing to do with they were brothers. 168 00:08:35,167 --> 00:08:37,367 You respected my father, and you should respect Richie. 169 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:41,367 Those who want respect give respect. 170 00:08:42,934 --> 00:08:46,367 See, he just told you to shut the fuck up. 171 00:08:46,434 --> 00:08:49,634 And he told me to go fuck myself. 172 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:57,601 This bill, Mel. Jesus. 173 00:08:57,667 --> 00:08:59,399 I wish this fucking trial would happen already. 174 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:02,200 I'm hemorrhaging spondulicks here. 175 00:09:02,267 --> 00:09:06,133 The minimization process could be very good for us, Corrado. 176 00:09:07,567 --> 00:09:11,100 We hire experts to study the wiretap tapes. 177 00:09:11,167 --> 00:09:14,200 Former Bureau guys, very thorough. 178 00:09:14,267 --> 00:09:15,567 If they find abuses, 179 00:09:15,634 --> 00:09:18,067 we take those findings to the judge, 180 00:09:18,133 --> 00:09:20,767 and possibly have all the wiretap evidence thrown out. 181 00:09:20,834 --> 00:09:23,500 That's fucking great. 182 00:09:23,567 --> 00:09:25,533 I know the feds stay on the phone longer than the 20 seconds 183 00:09:25,534 --> 00:09:27,333 they're allowed to see if the call is relevant. 184 00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:28,801 I hear a click. 185 00:09:28,868 --> 00:09:31,000 I could be talking about root beer, 186 00:09:31,067 --> 00:09:35,167 and sometimes they stay on 40, 50 seconds before they hang up. 187 00:09:35,234 --> 00:09:36,500 Pricks. 188 00:09:36,567 --> 00:09:38,667 But it'll cost, the study. How much? 189 00:09:38,734 --> 00:09:40,801 200-plus hours of tapes to analyze, 190 00:09:40,868 --> 00:09:43,567 and I want to bring on specialized counsel 191 00:09:43,634 --> 00:09:45,934 to handle the wiretap litigation. 192 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,200 Ballpark figure? 193 00:09:48,267 --> 00:09:50,467 Yeah, Wrigley fucking Field, for chrissake. 194 00:09:50,534 --> 00:09:51,968 400,000. 195 00:09:55,067 --> 00:09:58,133 And did my nephew say where I'm allowed to move the coke? 196 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:00,834 He don't give a shit about nobody but himself. 197 00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:02,461 This country's going through boom times. 198 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:05,767 There's more fucking garbage than there ever was, 199 00:10:05,834 --> 00:10:07,200 and he won't let me eat. 200 00:10:07,267 --> 00:10:08,533 Now you wanna cry money problems? 201 00:10:08,534 --> 00:10:09,834 I'm facing 20 years. 202 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:11,166 I could die in the fucking place. 203 00:10:11,167 --> 00:10:12,400 You're gonna beat it, Skip. 204 00:10:12,467 --> 00:10:14,033 You don't fucking know that! 205 00:10:16,968 --> 00:10:18,701 That coke is my lifeline right now. 206 00:10:18,767 --> 00:10:20,000 Break it down, Jun'. 207 00:10:20,067 --> 00:10:21,467 What choice does he leave us? 208 00:10:21,534 --> 00:10:23,300 You need allies to do what you're thinking about. 209 00:10:23,367 --> 00:10:26,367 Albert Barese didn't like what he was hearing. 210 00:10:26,434 --> 00:10:29,100 And, by extension, Larry Barese, 211 00:10:29,167 --> 00:10:30,834 biggest fucking crew in the family. 212 00:10:32,801 --> 00:10:34,767 That doesn't surprise me. 213 00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:38,833 Larry's had as much time as me to think about 214 00:10:38,834 --> 00:10:42,267 why he's under indictment and some other people ain't. 215 00:10:42,334 --> 00:10:44,133 So, what do you want me to do? 216 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:46,634 Go talk to Ally boy, feel him out. 217 00:10:46,701 --> 00:10:48,434 But he's a slippery fuck. 218 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:50,200 Don't commit. 219 00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:57,734 I'll see you. 220 00:11:03,434 --> 00:11:05,654 He's got tremendous moxie for his size. 221 00:11:06,801 --> 00:11:08,367 Tell me about it. 222 00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:10,267 He's a fighter. 223 00:11:24,834 --> 00:11:26,300 - What's this? - Open it. 224 00:11:26,367 --> 00:11:28,400 No, I can see it's J.W. Gold. 225 00:11:28,467 --> 00:11:30,167 But we can't accept gifts, Sal. 226 00:11:31,301 --> 00:11:33,400 I'll pass it along to the guys at the Firemen's Home. 227 00:11:33,467 --> 00:11:35,500 See? That right there. 228 00:11:35,567 --> 00:11:37,433 You guys have a policy, and it's fucking stuck to. 229 00:11:37,434 --> 00:11:39,200 You don't get distracted. 230 00:11:39,267 --> 00:11:40,800 Look what happened with those Egyptians, 231 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:43,300 those motherless World Trade Center fucks. 232 00:11:43,367 --> 00:11:44,734 Serial numbers on an axle, 233 00:11:44,801 --> 00:11:46,366 and you put every one of them behind bars. 234 00:11:46,367 --> 00:11:47,801 What the fuck is all this? 235 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,567 I owe you, Skip. 236 00:11:52,634 --> 00:11:55,133 The rest of my life, I'll never forget. 237 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:57,133 You looked the other way on that Bevilaqua beef. 238 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:58,934 What? The Bureau would never turn its head 239 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,601 on a murder charge. 240 00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:02,867 All right, what else could you say at this point, right? 241 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,767 - What do you know about Scottsdale? - Arizona? 242 00:12:06,834 --> 00:12:08,666 Yeah, I was thinking I would pick there to live 243 00:12:08,667 --> 00:12:10,000 when this assignment is over. 244 00:12:10,067 --> 00:12:11,234 Assignment? 245 00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:12,900 You know, when I'm in Witness Protection. 246 00:12:12,901 --> 00:12:15,801 They got more than 300 days of sunshine, golf, 247 00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:17,767 Giants spring training. 248 00:12:17,834 --> 00:12:19,354 Naturally, I'm talking about after I do 249 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:20,834 my two years in Lewisburg. 250 00:12:20,901 --> 00:12:22,968 I've been thinking about taking some courses 251 00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:24,367 while I'm in the can. 252 00:12:24,434 --> 00:12:26,200 Psychology, criminology. 253 00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:28,761 Maybe go around and give lectures at police departments on O.C. 254 00:12:28,801 --> 00:12:31,133 That's an idea. 255 00:12:33,734 --> 00:12:36,667 An airline ticket from the Scatino bustout. 256 00:12:36,734 --> 00:12:39,033 Tony made the guy order blocks of these things 257 00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:40,634 through the sporting goods store. 258 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:44,133 I'll put it on file. 259 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,868 You could use it as probable cause for a warrant, couldn't you? 260 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:49,367 Evidence of extortion, intent to defraud. 261 00:12:49,434 --> 00:12:50,734 Those are RICO predicates, right? 262 00:12:52,367 --> 00:12:54,601 First you have to tie the ticket to Tony. 263 00:12:54,667 --> 00:12:57,200 And he's too smart to use any of them himself. 264 00:12:57,267 --> 00:12:58,801 He probably moved them by now. 265 00:12:58,868 --> 00:13:00,000 Well... 266 00:13:01,567 --> 00:13:04,968 However, this engagement party for the sister, 267 00:13:05,033 --> 00:13:06,834 I'm gonna want to wire you up. 268 00:13:06,901 --> 00:13:08,033 I know you're sensitive. 269 00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:09,601 Ah, fuck that. 270 00:13:09,667 --> 00:13:11,067 What the fuck was I, his errand boy? 271 00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:12,667 The Saturn, yeah. 272 00:13:12,734 --> 00:13:15,134 Running all over looking for his kid's science teacher's car. 273 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,133 What the fuck is that? 274 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,300 Any faith I had went out the window that very day. 275 00:13:43,534 --> 00:13:45,634 I think it's gorgeous. I know. 276 00:13:45,701 --> 00:13:47,733 So are you out of your mind with all the arrangements? 277 00:13:47,734 --> 00:13:49,834 My planner did Rick Cerone's wedding. 278 00:13:49,901 --> 00:13:51,601 So all I do is, I hand out money. 279 00:13:51,667 --> 00:13:52,934 And I have his card for you. 280 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,234 Your father's disappeared, 281 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,980 and I ain't paying for something like that. 282 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:58,467 Oh, Carmela. 283 00:13:58,534 --> 00:14:00,968 Carmela, I love the new wallpaper. 284 00:14:01,033 --> 00:14:02,667 Do you think I should do my den? 285 00:14:02,734 --> 00:14:04,868 Hey, do you have that guy's number? 286 00:14:06,467 --> 00:14:08,968 Hey, T, you still got any of those airline tickets 287 00:14:09,033 --> 00:14:10,567 you got from the Scatino bustout? 288 00:14:10,634 --> 00:14:12,400 Fucking creep. 289 00:14:12,467 --> 00:14:13,968 Who, Rich? 290 00:14:14,033 --> 00:14:15,767 What happened to that man in the can? 291 00:14:15,834 --> 00:14:18,634 Meadow, go help your mother. 292 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:23,968 You're in a little bit of denial there, T. 293 00:14:24,033 --> 00:14:25,601 Richie was always a disturbed kid. 294 00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:29,434 So, Janice, I really don't have a shot anymore? 295 00:14:31,968 --> 00:14:33,401 Having a good fucking time? 296 00:14:33,467 --> 00:14:35,499 All right, what do you want me to say, Janice? 297 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:36,734 I'm sorry. 298 00:14:36,801 --> 00:14:38,334 I'm glad for you. 299 00:14:39,634 --> 00:14:41,968 You should have seen Ma when we left the house. 300 00:14:42,033 --> 00:14:43,767 She really wanted to be here. 301 00:14:43,834 --> 00:14:45,933 Could we go back to the part where I was glad for you? 302 00:14:45,934 --> 00:14:48,033 You know, you don't give her a chance, Tony. 303 00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:49,801 She's a completely different person 304 00:14:49,868 --> 00:14:51,467 since the doctors put her on Prozac. 305 00:14:51,534 --> 00:14:53,200 Put her on what? 306 00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:54,267 Janice. 307 00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:03,734 You're not gonna believe this shit. 308 00:15:03,801 --> 00:15:06,133 They got the old lady on Prozac. 309 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:08,000 She's changed, my ass. 310 00:15:08,067 --> 00:15:10,267 She's just too senile to remember who she hates. 311 00:15:12,033 --> 00:15:13,634 What's wrong with you today? 312 00:15:13,701 --> 00:15:15,234 What do you care? 313 00:15:19,601 --> 00:15:22,334 - Yo, Richie! - Speech! 314 00:15:23,567 --> 00:15:25,634 Come on, speech. 315 00:15:25,701 --> 00:15:26,868 Everybody... 316 00:15:28,601 --> 00:15:30,234 I want to thank my future in-laws 317 00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:31,968 for making a great party. 318 00:15:32,033 --> 00:15:35,300 And I want to thank you all for coming, 319 00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:39,100 and celebrating with us this historical union. 320 00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:42,767 The Apriles and the Sopranos. 321 00:15:43,834 --> 00:15:46,033 They say, uh, it's never too late. 322 00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:49,567 And they say all good comes to those who wait. 323 00:15:52,133 --> 00:15:53,701 They're right on both counts. 324 00:15:53,767 --> 00:15:55,734 Hey! 325 00:15:58,734 --> 00:16:01,000 You got anything to add, little Ricky? 326 00:16:01,067 --> 00:16:02,534 Glad for you, Dad. 327 00:16:02,601 --> 00:16:04,000 Aw. 328 00:16:04,067 --> 00:16:06,000 Stepmom. Thanks, Rick. 329 00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:10,067 Okay, well, I... 330 00:16:10,133 --> 00:16:14,067 I just wanted to share my happiness with everybody here. 331 00:16:14,133 --> 00:16:18,968 And I have been looking for my soul mate for all of my life. 332 00:16:19,033 --> 00:16:20,901 Marone, have I looked, right? 333 00:16:22,267 --> 00:16:23,667 And I don't know what made me think 334 00:16:23,734 --> 00:16:25,567 that I was gonna find anybody halfway decent 335 00:16:25,634 --> 00:16:29,200 in some ashram in Pradesh, but I... 336 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:35,334 I found him right here... at home. 337 00:16:37,767 --> 00:16:42,567 And I just wanted to say that you knock my socks off. 338 00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:44,567 God bless, salute. 339 00:16:44,634 --> 00:16:46,400 Bravo. Bravo. 340 00:16:54,801 --> 00:16:56,033 Hey! 341 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,567 Yeah. 342 00:17:16,033 --> 00:17:17,267 It was delicious agony. 343 00:17:17,334 --> 00:17:19,734 Were you also pretending when I kissed you? 344 00:17:22,467 --> 00:17:24,367 I got to go out. 345 00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:26,734 Oh, you're wonderful, Beauregard. 346 00:17:28,133 --> 00:17:29,834 I'm ashamed of myself. 347 00:17:29,901 --> 00:17:32,667 Yes, you ought to be, definitely. 348 00:17:32,734 --> 00:17:35,133 Thank God, I'm home. I'm in the shower. 349 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:38,500 I almost didn't hear the phone. She is drunk, she is crying. 350 00:17:38,567 --> 00:17:40,534 She took 20 sleeping pills. 351 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,000 What the fuck is she thinking? 352 00:17:42,067 --> 00:17:43,868 Oh, it's not her fault. 353 00:17:43,934 --> 00:17:46,066 - Please. - She has hard life. 354 00:17:46,067 --> 00:17:48,833 Yeah, look at you. You got one leg, you don't behave like that. 355 00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:51,934 Her parents, both of them were alcoholics in Petrozavodsk. 356 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,767 Horrible industrial city. 357 00:17:53,834 --> 00:17:57,167 The father died 55 years old. 358 00:17:57,234 --> 00:17:59,901 Lung cancer, cirrhosis of the liver. 359 00:17:59,968 --> 00:18:03,334 Probably was good thing anyway. He was not working. 360 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,167 The factory was closed down. 361 00:18:05,234 --> 00:18:08,367 She had to go to Kazakhstan to live with uncle. 362 00:18:08,434 --> 00:18:10,300 Rude, miserable man. 363 00:18:23,467 --> 00:18:25,133 Jesus Christ, Rin'. 364 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,534 I don't care no more what happen. 365 00:18:27,601 --> 00:18:29,033 Don't say that shit. 366 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:30,701 You got your whole life ahead of you. 367 00:18:30,767 --> 00:18:32,367 So sorry, Tony. 368 00:18:32,434 --> 00:18:36,968 The ambulance, emergency room, how she gonna pay? 369 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:39,367 You think they give her medical insurance 370 00:18:39,434 --> 00:18:41,500 at that department store she works in? 371 00:18:41,567 --> 00:18:43,434 I'll take care of it. 372 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,934 What kind of life is there for me without you, Tony? 373 00:18:48,033 --> 00:18:49,667 To go back to Bada Bing? 374 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,100 To be a dancer? Be a prostitute after that? 375 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:57,133 I don't want to. I don't want to. 376 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:58,334 All right, all right. 377 00:19:01,467 --> 00:19:03,534 Everything's gonna be all right. 378 00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,400 Okay? 379 00:19:05,467 --> 00:19:07,167 It's gonna be all right. 380 00:19:07,234 --> 00:19:08,467 Shh. 381 00:19:09,834 --> 00:19:11,167 Perfect. 382 00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:12,667 Oh, God. 383 00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:13,934 Look at that cleavage. 384 00:19:15,701 --> 00:19:17,067 Oh, thank you, Jesus. 385 00:19:17,133 --> 00:19:18,434 Oh, God. 386 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:20,400 You know, I'm only doing this for the presents. 387 00:19:20,467 --> 00:19:22,133 Well, I'm doing it for Richie. 388 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,834 I mean, he says he'd rather go to Vegas, 389 00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:26,667 but you gotta do the ritual thing right? 390 00:19:26,734 --> 00:19:29,300 Oh, this is such a happy time. 391 00:19:29,367 --> 00:19:33,000 All the flowers, all the excitement. 392 00:19:33,067 --> 00:19:35,200 I remember how I felt. 393 00:19:35,267 --> 00:19:38,100 Then there's the honeymoon, and the hope chest. 394 00:19:38,167 --> 00:19:40,267 You're working overtime here, Carmela. 395 00:19:40,334 --> 00:19:43,133 Do you remember how radiant I looked walking down that aisle? 396 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,767 You're depressed, aren't you? 397 00:19:44,834 --> 00:19:47,901 Depressed? No. I leave that to others. 398 00:19:47,968 --> 00:19:50,234 I'm just being realistic, 399 00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:52,467 'cause in a year, tops, 400 00:19:52,534 --> 00:19:54,734 you're gonna have to accept a goomar. 401 00:19:54,801 --> 00:19:56,334 Oh, yeah? 402 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,901 Yeah, well, I'd like to see a goomar 403 00:19:57,968 --> 00:20:00,288 that's gonna let him hold a gun to her head when they fuck. 404 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,534 You let him hold a gun to your head during sex? 405 00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:03,881 Yeah, well, if that gets him off. 406 00:20:03,901 --> 00:20:05,133 I mean, it's not any different 407 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,700 than garter belts and nurse's uniforms. 408 00:20:06,701 --> 00:20:08,734 Well, it's a gun, Janice. 409 00:20:08,801 --> 00:20:10,634 I thought you were a feminist. 410 00:20:10,701 --> 00:20:12,467 Usually he takes the clip out. 411 00:20:12,534 --> 00:20:14,968 Well, Jesus, I hope so. 412 00:20:15,033 --> 00:20:18,500 It's a ritual. It's fetishistic, that's all. 413 00:20:23,901 --> 00:20:25,767 My 302s from last week. 414 00:20:25,834 --> 00:20:27,434 Sure, come on in. 415 00:20:29,834 --> 00:20:31,968 Happy birthday, chief. Thanks. 416 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,400 From Tony Soprano. 417 00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:38,767 Never misses an occasion. 418 00:20:38,834 --> 00:20:40,934 Christmas, Columbus Day. 419 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,868 Have something to eat, 420 00:20:42,934 --> 00:20:44,494 before I send it to St. Ambrose Shelter. 421 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,868 My CW on that just gave me a bottle of Johnnie Walker. 422 00:20:46,934 --> 00:20:49,234 - CW-16? - Bonpensiero, yeah. 423 00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:51,467 Fucking guy thinks I'm his friend now. 424 00:20:51,534 --> 00:20:53,834 I know we're not supposed to accept gifts, 425 00:20:53,901 --> 00:20:55,934 and I know poor people are gonna get this, 426 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,299 but I can't resist the lard bread. 427 00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:59,400 He's turned some corner. 428 00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:02,167 One minute, he's talking about how much he loves Tony Soprano, 429 00:21:02,234 --> 00:21:04,000 and in the next breath he's a junior G-man, 430 00:21:04,067 --> 00:21:06,567 talking about RICO predicates and probable cause. 431 00:21:06,634 --> 00:21:09,367 All of a sudden we're the good guys. 432 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:11,399 This is the worst case of Stockholm Syndrome I seen 433 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:12,734 since Patty Hearst. 434 00:21:12,801 --> 00:21:14,100 That was sad. 435 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:17,400 I tell you, though, 436 00:21:17,467 --> 00:21:19,000 I'm kind of worried about Sal 437 00:21:19,067 --> 00:21:20,701 with these fantasies of law enforcement. 438 00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:24,601 These things can work two ways, Skip. 439 00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:26,467 You can find yourself getting too close. 440 00:21:32,534 --> 00:21:37,133 So, you getting married? Settling down, huh? 441 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:41,000 One door opens, another door closes. 442 00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:44,767 It's a fucking expensive proposition, though. 443 00:21:44,834 --> 00:21:47,234 I didn't need that shit that happened the other day. 444 00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:49,333 You don't need that shit that happened the other day. 445 00:21:49,334 --> 00:21:51,601 Talk to the king of dermabrasion about what went down? 446 00:21:51,667 --> 00:21:53,234 I'm talking to him, 447 00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:55,567 and he's looking at his reflection in the Plexiglas. 448 00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:59,667 Imagine getting a facelift, 449 00:21:59,734 --> 00:22:01,054 and one week later you're in jail. 450 00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:03,000 Can you imagine that? You get a facelift, 451 00:22:03,067 --> 00:22:04,667 and one week later you're in jail? 452 00:22:06,734 --> 00:22:09,901 Anyway I had the feeling 453 00:22:09,968 --> 00:22:11,448 you didn't like what you were hearing. 454 00:22:11,467 --> 00:22:14,200 I already expected to get fucked out of that bid. 455 00:22:14,267 --> 00:22:17,400 Now that's a sad commentary. 456 00:22:17,467 --> 00:22:19,567 Richie, what's Larry gonna do? 457 00:22:19,634 --> 00:22:21,434 The fucking guy's a guest of the government. 458 00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:23,380 Yeah, while some people are stuffing themselves. 459 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,199 Some people are out there stuffing themselves. 460 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:27,467 Only Larry's got a trial coming up. 461 00:22:27,534 --> 00:22:29,767 He's in no position to go into the unknown not knowing. 462 00:22:29,834 --> 00:22:32,033 How about you, Albert? 463 00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:33,667 You weigh in anytime. 464 00:22:34,968 --> 00:22:36,267 I'm with him. 465 00:22:36,334 --> 00:22:38,567 All things being equal? 466 00:22:38,634 --> 00:22:40,434 No. 467 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:42,434 Make a move against Tony Soprano? 468 00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:44,234 No way. 469 00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:45,767 I don't know what to tell you. 470 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,667 Vic. 471 00:23:05,734 --> 00:23:07,400 Carmela, hi. 472 00:23:07,467 --> 00:23:09,334 Imagine running into you here! 473 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:10,734 How are you? 474 00:23:10,801 --> 00:23:12,267 I'm good, I'm fine. 475 00:23:12,334 --> 00:23:13,701 And how are you? 476 00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:15,300 - Good. - Yeah? 477 00:23:15,367 --> 00:23:16,767 Just shopping for a roller. 478 00:23:16,834 --> 00:23:18,167 Ah. 479 00:23:26,033 --> 00:23:27,934 Look, Vic, truthfully. 480 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,567 I'm not just running into you here. 481 00:23:29,634 --> 00:23:32,234 I saw the name of the store on your supplies. 482 00:23:32,300 --> 00:23:34,300 - I wanted to talk to you. - Carmela, look, I'm sorry. 483 00:23:34,367 --> 00:23:35,667 I should've called you that day. 484 00:23:35,734 --> 00:23:37,566 Please, please, you have nothing to be sorry for. 485 00:23:37,567 --> 00:23:39,433 I should have told you I wasn't coming for lunch. 486 00:23:39,434 --> 00:23:41,801 That's all right, I got the message when you didn't show up. 487 00:23:41,868 --> 00:23:44,200 Yeah. And that's why I wanted to talk to you. 488 00:23:44,267 --> 00:23:46,300 I wanted to thank you. 489 00:23:46,367 --> 00:23:48,067 For what? 490 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:51,434 Maybe someday I will be free. 491 00:23:52,868 --> 00:23:54,534 But if you had come that day, 492 00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:58,400 I might have done something that I would be sorry for forever. 493 00:24:00,033 --> 00:24:02,667 And so I wanted to thank you for thinking for the both of us. 494 00:24:04,601 --> 00:24:06,534 For being strong for the both of us. 495 00:24:08,634 --> 00:24:10,033 Thank you. 496 00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:12,667 Well, you're welcome. 497 00:24:14,234 --> 00:24:17,067 So goodbye, Vic. 498 00:24:17,133 --> 00:24:19,667 And take care of yourself. 499 00:24:32,868 --> 00:24:34,567 Oh, thank Christ. 500 00:24:35,701 --> 00:24:37,267 Jesus. 501 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,234 You know who she's married to? 502 00:24:43,734 --> 00:24:45,901 I need you to give me the number of a good shrink. 503 00:24:45,968 --> 00:24:47,734 Oh? 504 00:24:47,801 --> 00:24:49,534 For a girl I was seeing. 505 00:24:50,901 --> 00:24:52,167 What? 506 00:24:54,267 --> 00:24:55,868 "Was"? 507 00:24:55,934 --> 00:24:58,734 Yeah, I broke up with her and she tried to kill herself. 508 00:24:58,801 --> 00:25:01,100 This was no small cuttings. 509 00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:03,567 It was 20 Halcion and a quart of vodka. 510 00:25:03,634 --> 00:25:06,267 And the fucking ambulance, they pumped her stomach. 511 00:25:06,334 --> 00:25:08,133 Cost me three grand. 512 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:09,334 She should have been seen 513 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,133 by the psychiatrist in the hospital. 514 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:12,868 He was a Romanian, and they have some beef 515 00:25:12,934 --> 00:25:15,834 that goes back centuries, and she wouldn't talk to him. 516 00:25:15,901 --> 00:25:18,767 Do you feel responsible for her suicide attempt? 517 00:25:18,834 --> 00:25:20,701 I was banging her for two years. 518 00:25:22,033 --> 00:25:23,400 Was that a hardship on her? 519 00:25:23,467 --> 00:25:24,634 That's cute. 520 00:25:27,801 --> 00:25:29,467 You know how many women I've been through? 521 00:25:29,534 --> 00:25:31,633 I don't know why I just don't say fuck it with this one. 522 00:25:31,634 --> 00:25:32,767 Why do you think? 523 00:25:32,834 --> 00:25:34,868 Well, she's a sweet kid underneath it all, 524 00:25:34,934 --> 00:25:38,000 and I think she's seriously depressed. 525 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:41,534 You feel for her. 526 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,801 I'm interested in why you're ending it. 527 00:25:46,868 --> 00:25:49,167 What do you mean, why? 528 00:25:49,234 --> 00:25:51,067 Isn't that what I'm supposed to do? 529 00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:53,434 I mean, aren't you telling me that all the time in here? 530 00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:56,834 I don't think I've ever passed judgment on your sex life, 531 00:25:56,901 --> 00:25:59,100 or any patient's sex life. 532 00:25:59,167 --> 00:26:02,300 Even if I'm 20 years older than her, and I'm married? 533 00:26:03,701 --> 00:26:05,067 What's wrong with you? 534 00:26:06,300 --> 00:26:07,534 Why now? 535 00:26:07,601 --> 00:26:08,934 Why now? 536 00:26:09,033 --> 00:26:10,901 Because it's not fun anymore, okay? 537 00:26:10,968 --> 00:26:12,968 Are you gonna recommend somebody or not? 538 00:26:18,434 --> 00:26:20,033 He's eating lunch. 539 00:26:28,033 --> 00:26:29,734 So? 540 00:26:29,801 --> 00:26:31,133 Larry's out. 541 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,601 Oh, shit. Fuck. 542 00:26:35,267 --> 00:26:37,901 I knew it. I fucking knew it. 543 00:26:37,968 --> 00:26:39,834 Here, Bobby, take this. I can't. 544 00:26:41,868 --> 00:26:45,167 Larry and Albert are not the problem. 545 00:26:45,234 --> 00:26:47,868 It's Tony that's the fucking problem. 546 00:26:47,934 --> 00:26:49,733 You take him out of the picture, and believe me, 547 00:26:49,734 --> 00:26:51,300 everybody's gonna come along. 548 00:26:51,367 --> 00:26:53,267 Where else are they gonna go? 549 00:26:53,334 --> 00:26:54,534 I'm sick. 550 00:26:54,601 --> 00:26:56,601 And fucking Larry Barese too. 551 00:26:56,667 --> 00:27:00,234 I got friends in federal holding that would like nothing better 552 00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:02,701 than to take that weak fuck out. 553 00:27:02,767 --> 00:27:05,334 He was a great friend to my father, 554 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,767 but he doesn't care who he follows now. 555 00:27:07,834 --> 00:27:09,200 I'd do him myself. 556 00:27:09,267 --> 00:27:11,167 Who's that speaking here? Is somebody speaking? 557 00:27:13,267 --> 00:27:15,300 Listen, Richie, 558 00:27:15,367 --> 00:27:17,334 let me think about this awhile. 559 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,767 We can't be too fucked up by this setback. 560 00:27:21,834 --> 00:27:24,033 We gotta screw our courage to the post. 561 00:27:31,300 --> 00:27:32,400 You're a good boy, Richie. 562 00:27:32,467 --> 00:27:34,100 It's gonna be good. 563 00:27:34,167 --> 00:27:37,334 Go on home. We'll talk. 564 00:27:52,267 --> 00:27:54,701 Fucking guy's fearless for his size. 565 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,434 That's nice. 566 00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:59,267 Then what? 567 00:27:59,334 --> 00:28:00,634 He fucking dies, 568 00:28:00,701 --> 00:28:02,467 I can't even wear his shoes. 569 00:28:02,534 --> 00:28:03,767 Fuck you talking about? 570 00:28:03,834 --> 00:28:05,167 Fucking loser. 571 00:28:05,234 --> 00:28:06,801 He couldn't sell it. 572 00:28:06,868 --> 00:28:08,033 - Richie? - Pay attention. 573 00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:09,701 You just may learn something here. 574 00:28:11,334 --> 00:28:12,901 Who am I best off with? 575 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:15,868 We best off with? 576 00:28:21,868 --> 00:28:24,634 Old man Profaci knew how to split his enemies. 577 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,400 He couldn't fucking sell it. 578 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:32,934 He's not respected. 579 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:40,667 But Tony, with his impulsiveness and selfishness, 580 00:28:40,734 --> 00:28:43,734 he's locked up in that fucking head of his. 581 00:28:49,801 --> 00:28:51,334 I'm better off with Tony. 582 00:28:53,667 --> 00:28:55,100 Definitely. 583 00:28:56,667 --> 00:28:59,901 I wanna see Anthony at the doctor's office tomorrow. 584 00:29:05,234 --> 00:29:06,500 What are you looking at? 585 00:29:06,567 --> 00:29:08,200 I'm in awe of you. 586 00:29:10,834 --> 00:29:12,434 The Dow Jones Industrial Average 587 00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:14,300 gave back all of an earlier gain. 588 00:29:14,367 --> 00:29:16,067 It rallied more than 100 points midday, 589 00:29:16,133 --> 00:29:17,734 but in the end it fell two and a half 590 00:29:17,801 --> 00:29:21,500 - to close at 10,675... - Hard at work? 591 00:29:21,567 --> 00:29:23,133 It's financial news. 592 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:25,033 The fuck you doing here? 593 00:29:27,067 --> 00:29:29,167 I got a line on a car for Adriana. 594 00:29:29,234 --> 00:29:30,400 You want anything? 595 00:29:30,467 --> 00:29:32,234 They got sodas, coffee. 596 00:29:32,300 --> 00:29:33,701 Got a bottle in the drawer. 597 00:29:35,567 --> 00:29:37,100 Nah, I'm good. 598 00:29:37,167 --> 00:29:39,067 - How's it going? - This racket? 599 00:29:39,133 --> 00:29:42,100 We dumped Webistics, whacked up the payoff. 600 00:29:42,167 --> 00:29:43,901 Fucking license to steal. 601 00:29:43,968 --> 00:29:45,267 Anything you can get me into? 602 00:29:45,334 --> 00:29:46,667 A pharmaceutical. 603 00:29:46,734 --> 00:29:50,367 They got a root from the Amazon, cures glaucoma. 604 00:29:50,434 --> 00:29:52,033 It's all fucking bullshit, 605 00:29:52,100 --> 00:29:55,234 but I got a brochure. 606 00:29:55,300 --> 00:29:57,734 Oh, oh! Tonight, Puss. I got something hard-edge. 607 00:29:57,801 --> 00:29:59,000 What? 608 00:29:59,067 --> 00:30:00,234 Pokéman cards. 609 00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:02,200 Me and Tommy Mac are taking down a truckload. 610 00:30:02,267 --> 00:30:03,567 Yeah, where? 611 00:30:03,634 --> 00:30:04,934 Tommy knows. You in? 612 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,267 - What, me? - Yeah, come on, old times. 613 00:30:07,334 --> 00:30:09,667 You don't want a fat fuck like me around. 614 00:30:09,734 --> 00:30:12,067 I can't find the brochure. 615 00:30:12,133 --> 00:30:13,601 Anyway, what difference does it make? 616 00:30:13,667 --> 00:30:16,400 You come in for five, ten grand on this drug company, 617 00:30:16,467 --> 00:30:18,400 by the time we dump the piece of shit, 618 00:30:18,467 --> 00:30:20,067 you'll be in six-figure territory. 619 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,801 - Hey, Puss? - Yeah. 620 00:30:23,868 --> 00:30:25,133 The fucking car? 621 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,834 What car? 622 00:30:26,901 --> 00:30:29,200 Oh, yeah, right. For Adriana. 623 00:30:29,267 --> 00:30:32,434 It's an M3 convertible, clean. 624 00:30:32,500 --> 00:30:33,701 I'll keep you posted. 625 00:30:37,667 --> 00:30:40,100 Ah, ah, ah. Okay. 626 00:30:40,167 --> 00:30:41,868 Excuse me. 627 00:30:41,934 --> 00:30:43,267 Lipari. 628 00:30:43,334 --> 00:30:44,400 This is fat man. 629 00:30:44,467 --> 00:30:45,634 - Who? - You know. 630 00:30:45,701 --> 00:30:47,834 - Sal? - I just heard about 631 00:30:47,901 --> 00:30:51,067 they're gonna jack a load of these Pokéman cards. 632 00:30:51,133 --> 00:30:53,000 Moltisanti, and another individual. 633 00:30:53,067 --> 00:30:54,701 - Good. Where? - I don't know yet. 634 00:30:54,767 --> 00:30:56,067 I should ascertain, right? 635 00:30:57,334 --> 00:30:58,734 Excuse me, dear? 636 00:31:01,601 --> 00:31:03,934 You are a cooperating witness, Sal. 637 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000 You wear a wire. That's what you do. 638 00:31:06,067 --> 00:31:08,901 So ask around, see what you can find out. 639 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,834 But I in no way want you going along on any hijack. 640 00:31:12,701 --> 00:31:14,067 You hear me? 641 00:31:14,133 --> 00:31:17,767 We let you earn, but no violent crimes, right? 642 00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:19,067 Okay. 643 00:31:22,968 --> 00:31:25,334 Get out of here! I hate you, you fucking bastard! 644 00:31:27,234 --> 00:31:29,033 Fucking mood swings. 645 00:31:32,567 --> 00:31:34,234 Was very bad day for her. 646 00:31:34,300 --> 00:31:35,300 Yeah, when isn't? 647 00:31:35,367 --> 00:31:37,834 I went to a modeling agency like you told me. 648 00:31:37,901 --> 00:31:40,067 I waited four hours to see Mr. Littman. 649 00:31:40,133 --> 00:31:41,567 - So? - Wasn't good. 650 00:31:41,634 --> 00:31:43,400 So she didn't get a job. Big deal. 651 00:31:43,401 --> 00:31:47,801 It was a catalogues there, to be a model for a catalogues for salad spinners. 652 00:31:47,868 --> 00:31:49,400 Well, you gotta start somewhere. 653 00:31:49,467 --> 00:31:52,267 I went in to see him, and he told me I am too old. 654 00:31:53,634 --> 00:31:55,100 Oh, Jesus. 655 00:31:56,434 --> 00:31:57,934 I'm sorry. 656 00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,133 I go and make the tea. 657 00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:00,567 I told you. 658 00:32:00,634 --> 00:32:02,901 I told you, it's all over for me. 659 00:32:02,968 --> 00:32:05,067 No, it's not. You're gonna be fine. 660 00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:24,367 Listen, I got the number of a guy I want you to talk to. 661 00:32:26,067 --> 00:32:28,968 I don't want to go to no more fucking interviews. 662 00:32:29,033 --> 00:32:32,100 It's not... It's not an interview. 663 00:32:32,167 --> 00:32:33,801 It's a shrink. 664 00:32:33,868 --> 00:32:35,133 A shrink? 665 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:36,500 Yeah, a psychiatrist. 666 00:32:36,567 --> 00:32:37,968 I know what is. 667 00:32:38,033 --> 00:32:39,267 He comes highly recommended. 668 00:32:39,334 --> 00:32:41,300 You're gonna feel better if you talk to him. 669 00:32:41,367 --> 00:32:43,667 I am not going to no shrink. 670 00:32:43,734 --> 00:32:46,000 Yeah, you are, because it's what I want you to do. 671 00:32:46,067 --> 00:32:47,701 You're not the boss of me. 672 00:32:47,767 --> 00:32:49,400 Okay. 673 00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:50,901 You know what? 674 00:32:50,968 --> 00:32:52,267 Go fuck yourself, then. 675 00:32:52,334 --> 00:32:53,694 'Cause I'm trying to be a nice guy. 676 00:32:53,701 --> 00:32:55,633 I went through a lot of trouble to get that number. 677 00:32:55,634 --> 00:32:58,067 Why, so he can send me to hospital? Lock me up? 678 00:32:58,133 --> 00:33:00,667 Psychiatrist is very scary thing for Russian. 679 00:33:00,734 --> 00:33:03,901 Means being sent to gulag, political rehabilitation. 680 00:33:03,968 --> 00:33:05,567 Oh, this is too fucked up for me. 681 00:33:07,267 --> 00:33:09,000 - What? - Kiss off, then. 682 00:33:16,467 --> 00:33:17,634 Janice! 683 00:33:17,701 --> 00:33:21,200 How do you open this Advil? 684 00:33:21,267 --> 00:33:23,667 Oh, oh, never mind. 685 00:33:25,734 --> 00:33:28,834 Dad, I'm gonna get started on your gutters tomorrow. 686 00:33:28,901 --> 00:33:30,534 That's great, kid. 687 00:33:30,601 --> 00:33:32,367 Richie, you gotta take a look at this. 688 00:33:32,434 --> 00:33:34,100 I picked it up yesterday, Kuchen systems. 689 00:33:34,167 --> 00:33:36,000 It's very Bauhaus. 690 00:33:36,067 --> 00:33:38,734 And it's not bad. Like, the basics cost 20,000. 691 00:33:38,801 --> 00:33:40,733 Janice, maybe you should slow down on the spending 692 00:33:40,734 --> 00:33:41,868 for the time being. 693 00:33:41,934 --> 00:33:43,334 Something wrong? 694 00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:44,601 What happened? 695 00:33:44,667 --> 00:33:45,801 I'm gonna take care of it. 696 00:33:45,868 --> 00:33:47,499 But things could get fucked up for a while. 697 00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:49,701 Richie, if something's happening to you, 698 00:33:49,767 --> 00:33:51,300 then it's happening to me. 699 00:33:52,367 --> 00:33:53,834 A decision went against me, 700 00:33:53,901 --> 00:33:56,367 which impacts me a great deal financially. 701 00:33:56,434 --> 00:33:58,000 Fuck. 702 00:33:58,067 --> 00:33:59,601 Fuck! I knew it! 703 00:33:59,667 --> 00:34:00,834 This shit with your brother. 704 00:34:00,901 --> 00:34:02,434 It's been building since I got out. 705 00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:04,067 You give him a jacket you treasure, 706 00:34:04,133 --> 00:34:06,267 and gives it to his fucking Polack maid. 707 00:34:06,334 --> 00:34:08,968 But we're still going ahead with everything at the house, right? 708 00:34:09,033 --> 00:34:10,234 We'll see. 709 00:34:10,300 --> 00:34:13,667 Richie, they're tiling the pool on Friday. 710 00:34:13,734 --> 00:34:16,234 And the atrium window, I'm gonna lose the deposit. 711 00:34:16,300 --> 00:34:17,901 I said I'm gonna take care of it. 712 00:34:19,634 --> 00:34:21,067 See, he just can't handle 713 00:34:21,133 --> 00:34:23,601 that our house is gonna be nicer than his fucking house. 714 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,100 - Fuck. - What's the matter with you? 715 00:34:31,133 --> 00:34:33,000 Nothing. 716 00:34:33,067 --> 00:34:34,267 What? 717 00:34:34,334 --> 00:34:35,868 Nothing. Just... 718 00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:39,901 It's just sad, that's all. 719 00:34:39,968 --> 00:34:41,100 What? 720 00:34:41,167 --> 00:34:43,434 A.J. didn't have the flu. 721 00:34:43,500 --> 00:34:45,934 He didn't go with you because Tony wouldn't let him. 722 00:34:47,868 --> 00:34:49,968 He doesn't want you around his kids. 723 00:34:55,067 --> 00:34:57,500 What happened? 724 00:34:57,567 --> 00:34:59,467 What was that? 725 00:35:08,033 --> 00:35:09,868 Searchlight Diner. 726 00:35:09,934 --> 00:35:11,367 5:15 a.m. 727 00:35:11,434 --> 00:35:14,767 Subject has still not left location. 728 00:35:14,834 --> 00:35:16,400 Sun coming up. 729 00:35:29,767 --> 00:35:31,567 5:16 a.m. 730 00:35:31,634 --> 00:35:33,300 Subjects departing Searchlight Diner. 731 00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,000 Soprano residence. 732 00:36:40,067 --> 00:36:41,267 Is Tony there? 733 00:36:41,334 --> 00:36:42,701 May I ask who's calling? 734 00:36:42,767 --> 00:36:44,300 Just put him on. 735 00:36:44,367 --> 00:36:45,667 Who is calling, please? 736 00:36:45,734 --> 00:36:47,801 What are you, that Polish maid? 737 00:36:47,868 --> 00:36:50,133 I want to talk to Tony. 738 00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:00,834 - It's for you. - Hello? 739 00:37:00,901 --> 00:37:02,100 Tony? 740 00:37:02,167 --> 00:37:03,400 I miss you. 741 00:37:04,801 --> 00:37:06,000 I love you. 742 00:37:06,067 --> 00:37:07,534 You got the wrong fucking number. 743 00:37:07,601 --> 00:37:09,868 Don't call here again. 744 00:37:15,467 --> 00:37:16,868 I'll wait out there. 745 00:37:18,267 --> 00:37:20,100 Who was that, your little Russian girlfriend? 746 00:37:20,167 --> 00:37:22,868 Listen, it's over between us. 747 00:37:22,934 --> 00:37:25,000 It has been for a very long time. 748 00:37:25,067 --> 00:37:26,267 Bullshit. 749 00:37:26,334 --> 00:37:28,567 Why does your clothes still stink of perfume? 750 00:37:31,801 --> 00:37:34,267 Okay, I saw her, but it's not what you think. 751 00:37:34,334 --> 00:37:36,601 She tried to commit suicide. 752 00:37:36,667 --> 00:37:37,868 Oh, fuck you. 753 00:37:37,934 --> 00:37:39,700 I broke it off with her, and she tried to kill herself, 754 00:37:39,701 --> 00:37:41,733 'cause she said she didn't want to go on without me. 755 00:37:41,734 --> 00:37:43,267 The poor kid. 756 00:37:43,334 --> 00:37:45,033 You are putting me in a position, 757 00:37:45,100 --> 00:37:48,300 where I'm feeling sorry for a whore who fucks you? 758 00:37:48,367 --> 00:37:50,500 And you know what's even stranger? 759 00:37:50,567 --> 00:37:52,300 For a second, I believed you. 760 00:37:57,367 --> 00:37:59,634 Goddamn him. 761 00:37:59,701 --> 00:38:01,300 They're all the same, Carm. 762 00:38:01,367 --> 00:38:02,968 No, you know, they're not. 763 00:38:03,033 --> 00:38:04,968 That man who did my wallpaper, 764 00:38:05,033 --> 00:38:09,300 there was a male person that you could respect, and... 765 00:38:09,367 --> 00:38:10,701 Victor Musto? 766 00:38:10,767 --> 00:38:12,200 Carmela, he didn't show up that day 767 00:38:12,267 --> 00:38:13,968 because of who your husband is. 768 00:38:14,033 --> 00:38:15,934 Face it. Use your head. 769 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,567 He pissed his pants. 770 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,801 Oh, I... I don't want to go to the gym. 771 00:38:28,767 --> 00:38:30,167 Better be good. 772 00:38:30,234 --> 00:38:32,367 I'm in the middle of World War III over there. 773 00:38:32,434 --> 00:38:35,100 When you're lying in the street in a pool of your own blood, 774 00:38:35,167 --> 00:38:36,833 don't say your uncle didn't try to tell you. 775 00:38:36,834 --> 00:38:38,200 What are you talking about? 776 00:38:38,267 --> 00:38:40,133 Richie Aprile is moving against you. 777 00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,000 He doesn't have the balls. 778 00:38:42,067 --> 00:38:44,000 He's got a legitimate beef with you. 779 00:38:44,067 --> 00:38:46,133 You're fucking high-handed with everybody. 780 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:47,633 Why don't you stick to what you know, 781 00:38:47,634 --> 00:38:49,667 and leave your opinions wherever the fuck? 782 00:38:49,734 --> 00:38:51,901 He approached Albert Barese. 783 00:38:51,968 --> 00:38:53,167 And Albert said no. 784 00:38:54,667 --> 00:38:57,133 - Albert told you this? - No. 785 00:38:57,200 --> 00:39:00,033 I got it from Richie himself at my house yesterday. 786 00:39:00,100 --> 00:39:03,400 He's gonna take you out, and Larry Barese, 787 00:39:03,467 --> 00:39:04,968 and anybody else who doesn't go along. 788 00:39:05,033 --> 00:39:08,067 Wait a minute. Why the fuck is Richie telling you all this? 789 00:39:08,133 --> 00:39:09,467 He thinks I'm with him. 790 00:39:09,534 --> 00:39:11,400 Really? 791 00:39:12,934 --> 00:39:14,734 What gave him that idea? 792 00:39:14,801 --> 00:39:16,367 It's what I wanted him to believe. 793 00:39:16,434 --> 00:39:19,033 I've been playing him. I seen this coming all along. 794 00:39:19,100 --> 00:39:22,100 That's why I made a big deal of that coke. 795 00:39:22,167 --> 00:39:24,334 I raised a non-issue and he fell for it. 796 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:27,334 So you're like a double agent now, huh? 797 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:28,534 Fucking Matt Helm? 798 00:39:28,601 --> 00:39:30,167 Fuck you. 799 00:39:33,367 --> 00:39:35,100 How do I know you're not playing me? 800 00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:38,534 Believe what you want, my little nephew. 801 00:39:40,133 --> 00:39:41,300 But if I didn't come to you, 802 00:39:41,367 --> 00:39:42,666 your fucking wife would be a widow 803 00:39:42,667 --> 00:39:44,734 and your children wouldn't have no father. 804 00:39:44,801 --> 00:39:46,968 So go fuck yourself. 805 00:39:55,033 --> 00:39:56,133 All right, stop. 806 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,300 I'm grateful to you. 807 00:40:02,367 --> 00:40:03,534 I am. 808 00:40:05,701 --> 00:40:08,100 I gave you 5% on the action that was left to you. 809 00:40:09,500 --> 00:40:11,968 Kick it up to 7 1/2. 810 00:40:13,701 --> 00:40:15,934 But don't sell drugs on those routes. 811 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,133 It's short-sighted. 812 00:40:32,367 --> 00:40:33,999 You know that asshole's marrying my sister? 813 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,667 You got to wonder where she is in all of this. 814 00:40:36,734 --> 00:40:38,567 My little niece. 815 00:40:45,801 --> 00:40:47,300 What's up, T? 816 00:40:50,067 --> 00:40:53,500 My future brother-in-law's causing a serious problem. 817 00:40:53,567 --> 00:40:55,300 How serious? 818 00:40:55,367 --> 00:40:57,801 Well, he's not satisfied with the current leadership. 819 00:40:57,868 --> 00:40:59,334 He wants to have me popped. 820 00:41:00,834 --> 00:41:03,534 That motherfucker. 821 00:41:03,601 --> 00:41:05,834 So now I gotta decide what to do about him. 822 00:41:21,100 --> 00:41:24,567 I genuinely don't think there's anything to gain 823 00:41:24,634 --> 00:41:26,200 by keeping him around. 824 00:41:30,601 --> 00:41:31,801 Get it done. 825 00:41:41,234 --> 00:41:43,067 Oh, and the planner checked the almanac, 826 00:41:43,133 --> 00:41:45,968 and he said there's a 65% historical chance 827 00:41:46,033 --> 00:41:47,601 of rain on the 12th, 828 00:41:47,667 --> 00:41:49,234 so he wants to get a tent for backup. 829 00:41:49,300 --> 00:41:51,267 So, what do you think? 830 00:41:51,334 --> 00:41:53,968 I can't decide on shit like that. 831 00:41:54,033 --> 00:41:55,901 Janice, come on. 832 00:41:55,968 --> 00:41:59,033 Okay, but when you start bitching when you see the bill, 833 00:41:59,100 --> 00:42:00,234 don't. 834 00:42:01,467 --> 00:42:03,400 My kid hit me up for five grand today 835 00:42:03,467 --> 00:42:07,200 to go to England for these dance contests. 836 00:42:07,267 --> 00:42:09,533 Yeah, but little Ricky's still coming to the wedding, right? 837 00:42:09,534 --> 00:42:11,601 Rick. Rick. 838 00:42:11,667 --> 00:42:12,901 Richard. 839 00:42:12,968 --> 00:42:14,934 How many fucking times I gotta tell you? 840 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,601 It was "little Ricky" when he was 12 years old. 841 00:42:17,667 --> 00:42:19,801 Jesus, all right. 842 00:42:23,634 --> 00:42:25,400 But he's still coming, right? 843 00:42:25,467 --> 00:42:28,767 He wouldn't miss an opportunity to fucking foxtrot and tango 844 00:42:28,834 --> 00:42:30,100 in front of everybody. 845 00:42:30,167 --> 00:42:33,067 Ballroom dancing is a legitimate art form. 846 00:42:33,133 --> 00:42:35,601 Carries my name. Richard. 847 00:42:35,667 --> 00:42:37,634 Fucking disgraziat'. 848 00:42:39,434 --> 00:42:40,801 My nephew, Jackie. 849 00:42:40,868 --> 00:42:43,067 Why couldn't I have a son like that? 850 00:42:43,133 --> 00:42:47,400 You know, you came home with a fucking attitude today. 851 00:42:48,601 --> 00:42:50,200 You know, I've been in this house, 852 00:42:50,267 --> 00:42:51,801 cooking your fucking dinner 853 00:42:51,868 --> 00:42:54,667 and taking care of that fucking black hole upstairs all day. 854 00:42:54,734 --> 00:42:57,434 Keep your voice down. She hears everything. 855 00:42:57,500 --> 00:42:59,968 Not tonight. I gave her two Nembutals. 856 00:43:00,033 --> 00:43:02,334 Because I thought maybe we'd want to have sex? 857 00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:03,534 But not likely. 858 00:43:03,601 --> 00:43:05,133 Put my fucking dinner on the table, 859 00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:06,467 and keep your mouth shut. 860 00:43:06,534 --> 00:43:08,467 No, you shut up. 861 00:43:08,534 --> 00:43:10,601 What, just because he's a ballroom dancer, 862 00:43:10,667 --> 00:43:11,968 you think your son is gay? 863 00:43:12,033 --> 00:43:14,801 And what if he was gay? What difference does it make? 864 00:43:17,133 --> 00:43:18,267 Ah! 865 00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,100 Oh. Fuck... 866 00:43:44,968 --> 00:43:46,634 What are you looking at? 867 00:43:49,868 --> 00:43:51,067 You gonna cry now? 868 00:44:03,100 --> 00:44:05,734 Get the fuck out of here. I'm in no mood for your... 869 00:44:33,267 --> 00:44:35,100 Where is everybody? 870 00:44:35,167 --> 00:44:37,667 A.J. is upstairs. Meadow's out. 871 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,634 You better get it. Maybe she slit the other wrist. 872 00:44:50,300 --> 00:44:52,100 - Hello. - Tony! 873 00:44:52,167 --> 00:44:53,868 I need you! 874 00:44:53,934 --> 00:44:56,267 I need you to come over now, okay? 875 00:44:56,334 --> 00:44:58,567 What's the matter? Is it Ma? 876 00:44:58,634 --> 00:45:00,334 No, no. 877 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:01,434 Tell me what happened. 878 00:45:01,500 --> 00:45:03,767 No, I-I-I can't... say. 879 00:45:03,834 --> 00:45:05,099 What do you mean, you can't say? 880 00:45:05,100 --> 00:45:07,000 No, I- I can't say now. 881 00:45:07,067 --> 00:45:09,033 Think a minute, okay? 882 00:45:10,267 --> 00:45:11,533 All right, just stay right there. 883 00:45:11,534 --> 00:45:12,667 I'm gonna be right over. 884 00:45:14,033 --> 00:45:15,901 It's Janice. 885 00:45:15,968 --> 00:45:17,167 Right. 886 00:45:17,234 --> 00:45:18,868 I got to go. 887 00:45:51,634 --> 00:45:52,934 Janice. 888 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,100 Ton'? 889 00:45:55,634 --> 00:45:57,734 Ton', he hit me. 890 00:45:57,801 --> 00:45:59,801 There was an accident. 891 00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,734 Where's Ma? 892 00:46:12,801 --> 00:46:14,734 She's upstairs. 893 00:46:14,801 --> 00:46:17,934 Out. She took two Nembutals. 894 00:46:19,934 --> 00:46:21,701 Ma? 895 00:46:21,767 --> 00:46:23,767 I didn't mean it, Tony. 896 00:46:23,834 --> 00:46:25,334 I didn't mean it. 897 00:46:29,234 --> 00:46:30,601 Where's the gun? 898 00:46:31,968 --> 00:46:33,467 In the cabinet. 899 00:46:52,567 --> 00:46:55,367 If anybody called this in or there's any shit about this, 900 00:46:55,434 --> 00:46:57,400 you don't got to talk to anybody. 901 00:46:59,133 --> 00:47:00,567 What are you doing? 902 00:47:00,634 --> 00:47:02,300 Take a shower. 903 00:47:02,367 --> 00:47:04,200 Give me the clothes and the shoes you got on. 904 00:47:05,601 --> 00:47:06,767 Okay. 905 00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,167 - What the fuck, Sal? - They got away. 906 00:47:14,234 --> 00:47:16,567 What did I tell you, huh? 907 00:47:16,634 --> 00:47:18,400 - What did I tell you? - I didn't go with them. 908 00:47:18,467 --> 00:47:19,766 I was following them to the boost, 909 00:47:19,767 --> 00:47:21,100 and then I was gonna call you. 910 00:47:21,167 --> 00:47:23,100 What if they would've spotted you? Huh? 911 00:47:23,167 --> 00:47:25,167 The Moltisanti kid and his friend. 912 00:47:25,234 --> 00:47:27,234 What was your plan for that? 913 00:47:27,300 --> 00:47:29,167 That was the beauty part. 914 00:47:29,234 --> 00:47:31,314 I didn't even use my own car. I switched with my son. 915 00:47:31,334 --> 00:47:33,434 You hit a fucking 7-Eleven clerk. 916 00:47:33,500 --> 00:47:34,601 How is he? 917 00:47:34,667 --> 00:47:36,500 - In a coma. - Fuck. 918 00:47:36,567 --> 00:47:38,467 They were gonna pinch you for leaving the scene, 919 00:47:38,534 --> 00:47:40,067 but I got you out of it. 920 00:47:40,133 --> 00:47:41,801 I owe you, again. 921 00:47:43,300 --> 00:47:46,200 Sal, listen to me. 922 00:47:46,267 --> 00:47:47,701 No, look at me. 923 00:47:48,767 --> 00:47:50,033 Look up. 924 00:47:50,100 --> 00:47:53,234 You are not an FBI employee, Sal. 925 00:47:54,634 --> 00:47:56,601 Okay? 926 00:47:56,667 --> 00:47:57,934 That's not gonna happen. 927 00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,133 But I got a lot to offer. 928 00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:01,067 And I hate LCN. 929 00:48:01,133 --> 00:48:03,467 I know I misspent most of my life, I know that. 930 00:48:03,534 --> 00:48:05,100 I know fucking-a well, 931 00:48:05,167 --> 00:48:06,734 we live in a society of laws... 932 00:48:06,801 --> 00:48:09,400 Sal, you are gonna help us 933 00:48:09,467 --> 00:48:12,067 build a case against Tony Soprano. 934 00:48:12,133 --> 00:48:14,968 And then you're gonna go do your time for selling heroin. 935 00:48:15,033 --> 00:48:17,701 And then you get out and start a new life. 936 00:48:17,767 --> 00:48:19,334 It's a good thing. 937 00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:20,534 It's a lucky thing. 938 00:48:22,767 --> 00:48:24,334 Sal. 939 00:48:25,801 --> 00:48:27,100 Don't be that way. 940 00:48:27,167 --> 00:48:29,000 I can show you statistics. 941 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,133 Whoa. 942 00:48:55,534 --> 00:48:58,367 Yeah, I know, but we don't got time for that now. 943 00:48:58,434 --> 00:49:00,667 Get him out of here. Get rid of him. 944 00:49:00,734 --> 00:49:02,434 Bring his car to the salvage crusher. 945 00:49:03,701 --> 00:49:05,934 Cadillac. Mannaggia la marina. 946 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,133 I'll get something. 947 00:49:13,167 --> 00:49:14,234 Hello? 948 00:49:20,067 --> 00:49:21,200 Up. 949 00:49:22,801 --> 00:49:25,033 Where you going, Tony? Tony, Tony, please please! 950 00:49:25,100 --> 00:49:26,234 Don't go. 951 00:49:26,300 --> 00:49:27,834 I'll be right back. 952 00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:50,267 We gotta speed this up. 953 00:49:50,334 --> 00:49:52,734 You know what time these humps come in for work? 954 00:49:52,801 --> 00:49:55,067 Fucking meat delivery at 5:00 a.m. 955 00:49:55,133 --> 00:49:56,534 We're almost done. 956 00:49:58,234 --> 00:50:01,567 It's gonna be a while before I eat anything from Satriale's. 957 00:50:04,901 --> 00:50:06,234 Okay. 958 00:50:08,968 --> 00:50:11,033 Get a hose, start to wash the room. 959 00:50:13,334 --> 00:50:16,234 Janice, is that you down there? 960 00:50:17,701 --> 00:50:19,200 What are you doing up so early? 961 00:50:19,267 --> 00:50:21,300 Ma, go back to bed. 962 00:50:23,968 --> 00:50:25,734 I just don't know what happened to me. 963 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,567 I had the strangest dreams all night long. 964 00:50:29,634 --> 00:50:31,367 People coming and going. 965 00:50:31,434 --> 00:50:33,500 Coming and going. 966 00:50:33,567 --> 00:50:35,067 I couldn't get up off the bed. 967 00:50:37,701 --> 00:50:39,667 Ton'... Tony. 968 00:50:39,734 --> 00:50:41,667 Anthony, what are you doing here? 969 00:50:44,467 --> 00:50:45,968 Nothing. Come on, Janice, let's go. 970 00:50:48,634 --> 00:50:50,594 Richie didn't come home last night. She's worried about him. 971 00:50:50,634 --> 00:50:52,968 Oh, sure, he probably jilted her. 972 00:50:53,033 --> 00:50:54,934 That's the story of her life. 973 00:50:59,534 --> 00:51:01,868 What kind of a fucking chance did she have 974 00:51:01,934 --> 00:51:03,534 with you as her mother? 975 00:51:04,834 --> 00:51:06,901 You were always nagging her about her weight. 976 00:51:06,968 --> 00:51:08,466 She goes out on a date, she comes home, 977 00:51:08,467 --> 00:51:09,934 you call her a fucking tramp. 978 00:51:10,033 --> 00:51:12,000 I'm gonna wait out in the car. 979 00:51:12,067 --> 00:51:14,367 I never said anything of the kind. 980 00:51:14,434 --> 00:51:17,634 - I heard you. - You make things up. 981 00:51:17,701 --> 00:51:19,767 You tell me... 982 00:51:19,834 --> 00:51:23,601 now you tell me when I ever did anything to any of you. 983 00:51:25,133 --> 00:51:26,500 You don't know, do you? 984 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,734 You don't have a fucking clue. 985 00:51:31,801 --> 00:51:32,934 I wasn't always perfect, 986 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,300 but I always tried to do the best I could. 987 00:51:37,467 --> 00:51:39,701 And I know you didn't, any of you, 988 00:51:39,767 --> 00:51:42,500 didn't like it when I tried to tell you what to do. 989 00:51:44,534 --> 00:51:46,801 Babies are like animals. 990 00:51:46,868 --> 00:51:49,667 They're no different than dogs. 991 00:51:49,734 --> 00:51:53,434 Somebody has to teach them right from wrong. 992 00:51:53,500 --> 00:51:58,300 But I was your mother. Who else was gonna do it? 993 00:52:00,601 --> 00:52:03,968 If you ask me, I did a pretty damn good job. 994 00:52:04,033 --> 00:52:06,267 That palace you live in, 995 00:52:06,334 --> 00:52:08,968 up there on that hill. 996 00:52:09,033 --> 00:52:10,167 Ugh. 997 00:52:14,067 --> 00:52:18,400 I gave my life to my children on a silver platter. 998 00:52:19,667 --> 00:52:22,100 I suppose now you're not gonna kiss me. 999 00:52:24,467 --> 00:52:25,901 What? 1000 00:52:25,968 --> 00:52:27,901 You're cruel. 1001 00:52:27,968 --> 00:52:29,400 That's what you are. 1002 00:52:31,567 --> 00:52:33,167 Oh, fuck this. 1003 00:52:33,234 --> 00:52:34,868 Oh! No! 1004 00:52:36,100 --> 00:52:37,367 Oh! 1005 00:53:06,567 --> 00:53:07,701 How you doing, hon? 1006 00:53:07,767 --> 00:53:09,567 Who sended you? Tony? 1007 00:53:09,634 --> 00:53:11,034 Yeah, he asked me to bring you this. 1008 00:53:11,067 --> 00:53:13,601 What is it, money? I don't want it. 1009 00:53:13,667 --> 00:53:17,100 Yes, you do. There's $75,000 in here. 1010 00:53:19,133 --> 00:53:20,601 75? 1011 00:53:20,667 --> 00:53:23,133 Listen, Irina, I know you're upset. 1012 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:26,133 Let me give you a little advice. 1013 00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:29,467 In my business, I see girls come and go. 1014 00:53:29,534 --> 00:53:30,767 So I know. 1015 00:53:30,834 --> 00:53:33,868 Time is the great enemy. 1016 00:53:33,934 --> 00:53:36,167 You had a very short window. 1017 00:53:36,234 --> 00:53:40,500 It's not good to get too hung up on any one thing. 1018 00:53:40,567 --> 00:53:42,000 On the other hand, 1019 00:53:42,067 --> 00:53:44,100 something new always comes along. 1020 00:53:44,167 --> 00:53:46,701 I've seen it a million times. 1021 00:53:46,767 --> 00:53:49,000 It's called Passages. 1022 00:53:49,067 --> 00:53:50,400 You know, it's a book. 1023 00:53:50,467 --> 00:53:53,334 He's right, Irinushka. He's very smart man. 1024 00:54:20,534 --> 00:54:22,100 Thanks. You're welcome. 1025 00:54:25,834 --> 00:54:27,767 I'm not gonna forget this, Tony. 1026 00:54:27,834 --> 00:54:29,267 I owe you. 1027 00:54:29,334 --> 00:54:30,934 God, do I owe you. 1028 00:54:33,133 --> 00:54:35,968 All in all, though, I'd say it was a pretty good visit. 1029 00:54:37,567 --> 00:54:39,834 What's wrong with our family, Tony? 1030 00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:43,000 I go to a shrink. 1031 00:54:44,534 --> 00:54:49,067 She says that our mother is a narcissistic personality. 1032 00:54:50,367 --> 00:54:52,367 Why she turned out that way, who the fuck knows? 1033 00:54:52,434 --> 00:54:54,968 Grandpa Vito was no prize as a father. 1034 00:54:55,033 --> 00:54:56,701 I mean, that's not all the shrink says. 1035 00:54:56,767 --> 00:55:00,968 She says that Ma is a person 1036 00:55:01,033 --> 00:55:04,100 who was incapable of experiencing joy. 1037 00:55:05,500 --> 00:55:07,701 And Dad, all he did was experience joy. 1038 00:55:07,767 --> 00:55:09,634 Richie told me you were going to a shrink. 1039 00:55:11,033 --> 00:55:13,901 I used to suggest it, and you'd blow your stack at me. 1040 00:55:13,968 --> 00:55:15,667 Maybe you ought to think about it. 1041 00:55:15,734 --> 00:55:17,334 You know, going back into therapy. 1042 00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:18,934 What'd you do with him? 1043 00:55:20,934 --> 00:55:22,267 We buried him... 1044 00:55:23,567 --> 00:55:26,434 on a hill overlooking a little river, 1045 00:55:26,500 --> 00:55:28,167 with pine cones all around. 1046 00:55:28,234 --> 00:55:29,367 You did? 1047 00:55:29,434 --> 00:55:30,666 Come on, Janice, what the fuck? 1048 00:55:30,667 --> 00:55:32,968 What do you care what we did with him, huh? 1049 00:55:33,033 --> 00:55:34,234 What, do you want to know? 1050 00:55:34,300 --> 00:55:37,000 I loved him so much. 1051 00:55:37,067 --> 00:55:39,400 You're gonna miss your bus. 1052 00:55:40,601 --> 00:55:41,968 I'm sorry. 1053 00:55:42,033 --> 00:55:44,067 I'm sorry. 1054 00:55:45,133 --> 00:55:46,334 All right. 1055 00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:48,234 All right, go ahead. 1056 00:56:18,234 --> 00:56:21,367 Meadow, you have a UPS. It's up in your room. 1057 00:56:21,434 --> 00:56:23,167 What are you doing in here? 1058 00:56:23,234 --> 00:56:25,300 You've been gone all night. Half the morning. 1059 00:56:25,367 --> 00:56:26,801 What the hell happened over there? 1060 00:56:38,634 --> 00:56:41,367 Janice decided to go back to Seattle. 1061 00:56:42,601 --> 00:56:44,334 You're kidding. 1062 00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:47,534 Well, what about Richie? He must be devastated. 1063 00:56:47,601 --> 00:56:49,467 Richie's gone. 1064 00:56:49,534 --> 00:56:50,868 What do you mean, gone? 1065 00:56:50,934 --> 00:56:52,968 Gone. 1066 00:56:53,033 --> 00:56:54,300 Where? 1067 00:56:56,567 --> 00:56:58,868 Carmela, after 18 years of marriage, 1068 00:56:58,934 --> 00:57:01,767 don't make me make you an accessory after the fact. 1069 00:57:01,834 --> 00:57:03,100 An accessory after the... 1070 00:57:06,033 --> 00:57:08,100 Holy shit. 1071 00:57:08,167 --> 00:57:09,901 Stop asking. 1072 00:57:09,968 --> 00:57:11,100 Oh, my God. 1073 00:57:14,734 --> 00:57:16,100 Oh, my God. 1074 00:57:16,167 --> 00:57:17,367 I took care of it. 1075 00:57:24,367 --> 00:57:25,500 That... 1076 00:57:28,033 --> 00:57:30,267 That was not a marriage made in heaven. 1077 00:57:42,067 --> 00:57:43,367 What's all this? 1078 00:57:51,167 --> 00:57:52,834 After Meadow's graduation, 1079 00:57:52,901 --> 00:57:55,000 me and Rosalie Aprile are going to Rome. 1080 00:57:56,467 --> 00:57:57,901 For three weeks. 1081 00:58:01,601 --> 00:58:02,868 Excuse me? 1082 00:58:02,934 --> 00:58:06,868 We're gonna stay at the Hassler, shop, 1083 00:58:06,934 --> 00:58:09,133 and try and see the Holy Father. 1084 00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:11,534 What are people gonna say, you take off for three weeks? 1085 00:58:11,601 --> 00:58:13,199 You're gonna have to chauffeur A.J. around 1086 00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:16,033 to his dentist and whatnot. 1087 00:58:16,100 --> 00:58:18,767 And you've got to find a tennis clinic for Meadow to join. 1088 00:58:20,801 --> 00:58:22,534 Because if I have to do it, Tony... 1089 00:58:24,133 --> 00:58:25,934 I just might commit suicide. 1090 00:58:44,267 --> 00:58:46,500 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 1091 00:58:46,567 --> 00:58:51,434 ♪ I saved the world today ♪ 1092 00:58:51,500 --> 00:58:54,767 ♪ And everybody's happy now ♪ 1093 00:58:54,834 --> 00:58:58,601 ♪ The bad thing's gone away ♪ 1094 00:58:59,767 --> 00:59:03,000 ♪ And everybody's happy now ♪ 1095 00:59:03,067 --> 00:59:07,000 ♪ The good thing's Here to stay ♪ 1096 00:59:08,667 --> 00:59:12,868 ♪ Please let it stay ♪ 1097 00:59:12,934 --> 00:59:15,167 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 1098 00:59:15,234 --> 00:59:18,267 ♪ I saved the world today ♪ 1099 00:59:18,334 --> 00:59:20,100 ♪ And everybody's happy now ♪ 1100 00:59:20,167 --> 00:59:23,234 ♪ And everybody's Happy now ♪ 1101 00:59:23,300 --> 00:59:27,000 ♪ The bad thing's gone away ♪ 1102 00:59:27,067 --> 00:59:28,534 ♪ So happy now ♪ 1103 00:59:28,601 --> 00:59:31,434 ♪ And everybody's happy now ♪ 1104 00:59:31,500 --> 00:59:36,367 ♪ The good thing's Here to stay ♪ 1105 00:59:37,234 --> 00:59:41,000 ♪ Please let it ♪ 1106 00:59:41,067 --> 00:59:44,667 ♪ Ooh, let it ♪ 79455

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