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(bright music)
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(eerie music)
(woman vocalizing)
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- [Ethereal Woman]
Bill, come to me.
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- Bill, Bill?
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You're meant to be down on
one knee with champagne.
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And?
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The speech, William, the
speech we wrote together.
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- Sorry, just nervous.
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- No, you're not.
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You're not nervous.
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- Thank you.
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- You're immature.
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Can you please just
say the speech?
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- My darling Kristy.
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- Oh my God, Bill.
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- [Ethereal Woman]
Bill, forget her.
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- Bill? Bill?
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- [Ethereal Woman]
Don't marry her.
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- Can you please concentrate?
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- [Ethereal Woman] Come to me.
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- You do know this is the story
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I'm meant tell our kids.
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You know what, I knew it!
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I knew you'd screw this up!
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Oh, what, you're
going for a swim now?
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Now that's it?
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That's it! We're over!
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We're through!
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Call me when you wanna propose
properly, you dickhead!
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(eerie music)
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- [Ethereal Woman] Come to me
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(water whooshing)
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(woman hissing)
(man gasping)
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(ominous music)
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(suspenseful music)
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- [Male Caller] Hello?
I need your help!
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- [Female Caller] My books
are reading themselves!
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- [Male Caller] My
truck's stolen itself.
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- [Female Caller] The costume
shop comes alive at night.
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- [Male Caller] My glasses
aren't letting me see.
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(creepy music)
(woman vocalizing)
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(crickets chirring)
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- [Announcer] Maybe
there's no music playing.
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Maybe it's not snowing.
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Maybe there's no
Mexican truffle place.
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But there's no maybes
about my feelings for you.
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I love you.
(audience laughing)
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- You see how he's treating her?
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That's how you gotta treat Kath
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on the big date tomorrow.
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- Not a date.
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We're just grabbing dinner.
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(Jenga blocks rattling)
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- Ha ha ha! Jenga, again!
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- Far out!
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- Anyway, look, here's a little
consolation pressie for you.
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- What is it?
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- I know you've banned me
from giving you surprises,
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but it's nothing really.
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- It's just that last
time it was nothing,
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it was a snake.
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A corsage?
(peaceful music)
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- Yeah, for your date.
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- Well, thank you Gregor,
but it's not the 1950s.
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You don't expect me to wear
a suit as well, do you?
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(telephone rings)
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- Hello, Coolum Beach Police,
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This is Officer Banks speaking.
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Sorry?
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You've locked a
nudist in your shed?
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- She's been banging like
that since I called you guys.
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- She?
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- Yeah.
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I caught her trying to
steal my Nan's clothes
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off the line.
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- Jesus!
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- I know, right?
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And so naturally, I wanted
to confront her about it,
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and she just went wild!
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She's a strong one, too.
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- [Gregor] Yeah?
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- I think she's a
Swedish backpacker.
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- [Toby] What
makes you say that?
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- 'Cos she was drunk
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- [Toby] Right.
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- And naked.
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(suspenseful music)
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(wind whooshing)
(metal banging)
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Careful, now.
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She's got a mean
right hook on her.
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I'm gonna film this on my phone
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at the bottom of Nan's stairs.
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(eerie suspenseful music)
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- I love this shit.
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(Gregor laughs)
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(door creaking)
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- Hi, I'm a police officer,
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I'm here to help.
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Here, will you take my jacket?
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Bottoms oh.
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No, no, no, no, Gregor, no.
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Pants stay on.
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- Pants stay on.
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Here you go, just
pop that on, too.
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I'm Officer Banks, Toby Banks.
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What's your name?
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- My name is Lola.
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- You see, she's drunk.
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She can't even talk proper.
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- It's an accent.
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I think it's Norwegian.
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- I think it might
be Swedish, maybe.
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- It's not Swedish,
it might be Danish.
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- [Gregor] Banks said it
might be Danish, not Swedish!
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- What makes him a professional?
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- Oh!
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(eerie music)
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Lola, you're safe now,
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It's okay.
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Come with me and
we'll look after you.
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- [Gregor] He's got a
girlfriend, you know.
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- We're just grabbing dinner.
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(thunder rumbles)
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- Can you please lock the shed,
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Mr.
I'm-Professional-At-Determining-Everyone
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(eerie music)
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- [Gregor] What the?
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- So, you, after a
bit of a wild party,
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you got left behind
by your friends?
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- Yeah.
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- And, you've lost
your bags, too?
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- Yeah.
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- And your passport?
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- Yeah.
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- Ah, that is so
annoying, isn't it?
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- And your camel, too?
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- Yeah.
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- I told you she's drunk.
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- She's Norwegian.
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Or something, I don't know.
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Look, Lola, I'm sure
you must be scared,
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but I want you to know
that you're safe here,
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and that I'm gonna help
you sort all this mess out.
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I promise.
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(Lola gasps)
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It's okay, no, no, no,
that's okay, it's all right,
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it's not hot.
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It's fine, it's fine.
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It's all fine.
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(eerie music)
(woman vocalizing)
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- Why?
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But why?
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But why?
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You really want me
to say it, don't you?
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Okay, fine.
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Harry, can we please borrow
the swimming club's dinghy?
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Yes, we'll have it
back to the carnival-
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Thank you, good-bye.
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What is it Banks?
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- Sarge, I picked up
this girl last night.
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- You don't need to tell me
that sort of thing, Banks.
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- What?
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No, no, no, she's lost,
she needs our help.
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- We got an actual missing
person's problem here, okay?
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William Kay disappeared on
the king tide last night.
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It may have been a shark.
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- A shark?
- Shh!
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We're trying to keep it quiet.
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- [Female Officer] Sarge?
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(Neil hums)
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- I'm taking the
dinghy out today,
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so personal problem
will have to wait.
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- What, no, no, it's not
a personal problem, Sarge.
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She's lost, she's got
no passport, or money,
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or place to stay.
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Don't we get her a
hotel or something?
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- We're not Luther, Banks,
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we can't afford to throw money
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at every problem
that comes our way.
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- Sarge, we just
picked up the harpoon.
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- [Neil] Good job.
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- Sarge, sorry, but
what am I supposed
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to do with her?
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- Oh, sorry, Banks,
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there's a shark on
the loose, okay?
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I can't hold your
hand this time.
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You're gonna have to
take care of it yourself.
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(eerie music)
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- Lola!
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Listen, the
backpackers, it's full,
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but, you're more than welcome
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to come and stay at my place,
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just until we get
this sorted out.
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How does that sound?
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- Yes, thank you.
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- Oh, okay
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- [Kath] Banks!
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- Oh!
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Thank you.
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Hi, hi Kath.
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- [Kath] Who's this?
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- Oh, this is Lola.
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Yeah, I found her last night.
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She had her passport
stolen and her backpack.
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She's a backpacker.
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She's from Sweden, I think.
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Or Norway.
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- Well, wherever she's
from, she's very pretty.
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- No, she's not pretty.
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- She's gorgeous.
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- Hi, lovely crabs, Kath.
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- Oh, thanks Gregor!
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- All right, which one of yous
is gonna be me lucky crab?
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- So, looks like you've
got your hands full,
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I mean, if you wanna
reschedule dinner,
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if you're busy with Lola?
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- Oh, no, no I am not busy.
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No, tonight is perfect.
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- Okay, well, see
you at seven then?
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- Yup, good, seven it is.
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Seven it is.
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- Hey, this better
be the last time
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I get crabs from you, Kath!
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(Gregor laughs)
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- Bye.
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(peaceful music)
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So, you know you'll
be in here, and,
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oh, just made it.
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Doesn't matter, doesn't matter.
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And I will be out
there in the other room
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on the floor.
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- You're not sleeping with me?
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- No, no.
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- You don't like me?
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- Yes, you're very nice.
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- So, we can both
sleep here then.
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- Pardon?
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(suspenseful music)
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- I want you to sleep with me.
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(shoulder thuds)
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- No, I've gotta
go to the toilet.
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(door thuds)
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(Gregor humming)
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♪ And you're going
to be good eatin' ♪
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(Gregor laughs)
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- Oh, see the pot?
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In the pot.
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Ah, I love this bit the best!
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(suspenseful music)
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Ouch! You bit me!
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Holy shit, (indistinct).
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(Lola speaking in
foreign language)
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Did you just call me an orange?
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Let's see how you like it!
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(dramatic music)
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(Lola screams)
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Ow.
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Ow!
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My hair!
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(Lola screams)
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(toilet whooshing)
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(Officer Banks whistling)
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- Whoa! What is going on here?
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Gregor!
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(Lola yelps)
266
00:11:22,867 --> 00:11:24,100
No! Lola!
267
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,500
No, no, no, don't go
in there yet, please!
268
00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:27,067
What have you done?
269
00:11:28,467 --> 00:11:30,667
- She bit me!
270
00:11:30,667 --> 00:11:32,067
(Lola crying)
271
00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:32,900
- Lola?
272
00:11:33,767 --> 00:11:34,600
Are you okay?
273
00:11:36,133 --> 00:11:36,967
Lola?
274
00:11:37,967 --> 00:11:39,200
(knuckles tapping)
275
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:42,633
Lola?
276
00:11:42,633 --> 00:11:44,167
- [Gregor] What the?
277
00:11:44,167 --> 00:11:46,067
- Come out here, we can talk
out here in the fresh air.
278
00:11:46,067 --> 00:11:47,067
Lola, please.
279
00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:52,267
Some vegetarians have very
strong views on the issue.
280
00:11:52,267 --> 00:11:55,300
You know, actually, it's
going up on the list.
281
00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:56,100
Yep.
282
00:11:57,700 --> 00:12:00,200
- She's no vegetarian,
283
00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:01,200
she's a mermaid!
284
00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:02,800
(eerie music)
285
00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:05,233
Well, you saw how she
defended the crab,
286
00:12:05,233 --> 00:12:08,200
and you saw how she reacted
when you spilled the water,
287
00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:11,200
also, she's shedding scales!
288
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,067
She's strong.
289
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,767
- She's Norwegian.
290
00:12:16,767 --> 00:12:18,267
- Strongest woman I ever fought.
291
00:12:18,267 --> 00:12:20,067
- She's a Viking, you gotta-
292
00:12:20,067 --> 00:12:21,333
Wait, what?
293
00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:23,300
- She wants to eat
your heart, Banks.
294
00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:25,333
That's what she's here for.
295
00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:28,433
Either that, or it's
because you're a bit fat.
296
00:12:28,433 --> 00:12:30,600
They like that, too.
297
00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:33,267
Come in, let me read you
something from the book.
298
00:12:33,267 --> 00:12:34,233
(Toby groans)
299
00:12:34,233 --> 00:12:36,700
(eerie music)
300
00:12:36,700 --> 00:12:40,067
On any king tide, the
temptresses of the deep
301
00:12:40,067 --> 00:12:42,267
lure unsuspecting
sailors to the water
302
00:12:42,267 --> 00:12:44,133
with their siren song.
303
00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:47,967
The king tide is tonight, Banks.
304
00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:48,933
(dramatic music)
305
00:12:48,933 --> 00:12:52,067
- Stop slamming things down!
306
00:12:52,067 --> 00:12:53,367
You know, I appreciate
307
00:12:53,367 --> 00:12:54,600
that you are trying
to look out for me,
308
00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:55,467
in your own way.
309
00:12:55,467 --> 00:12:56,633
- So, it's agreed?
310
00:12:56,633 --> 00:12:57,933
We'll kill her together!
311
00:12:57,933 --> 00:13:00,567
- No, Gregor, you're
being ridiculous.
312
00:13:00,567 --> 00:13:02,267
Lola is not a mermaid.
313
00:13:02,267 --> 00:13:04,967
(ethereal music)
314
00:13:04,967 --> 00:13:08,400
- [Lola] Banks,
315
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,200
you're not fat.
- Banks.
316
00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:11,867
Banks, don't listen!
317
00:13:11,867 --> 00:13:13,367
- [Lola] You're skinny
318
00:13:13,367 --> 00:13:16,367
(upbeat rock music)
319
00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:22,067
- I told ya, she's a siren!
320
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:26,800
- Well, if she's a mermaid
then, where's her tail?
321
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:29,200
- On land they
appear in human form.
322
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,433
(Banks scoffs)
323
00:13:30,433 --> 00:13:32,067
They only show their
tail when they're
324
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:34,467
wet!
325
00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:36,067
(suspenseful music)
326
00:13:36,067 --> 00:13:37,067
- Whoa!
327
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,233
(Lola screams)
(men shouting)
328
00:13:38,233 --> 00:13:40,533
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no!
329
00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:44,100
You realize what
you did was wrong?
330
00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:47,300
You're aware that a 68-year-old-
331
00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:48,133
- Hey!
332
00:13:49,267 --> 00:13:50,333
- 47-year-old.
333
00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:52,300
Can't go barging in on a-
334
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,800
I don't even know
how old she is!
335
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,200
- Mermaids are immortal,
they live forever.
336
00:13:58,200 --> 00:13:59,667
- Far out, Gregor!
337
00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:02,333
You seriously invaded
someone's boundaries there!
338
00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:03,567
- Well, what'd you
want me to say to her?
339
00:14:03,567 --> 00:14:06,167
I'm sorry, you're trying
to eat me best friend?
340
00:14:06,167 --> 00:14:11,167
- Gregor, I understand
that in your head
341
00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:13,267
you're looking out for me,
342
00:14:13,267 --> 00:14:15,967
but you're gonna have
to apologize to her
343
00:14:15,967 --> 00:14:18,300
and you're gonna
have to mean it.
344
00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:20,167
(eerie music)
345
00:14:20,167 --> 00:14:21,333
- Hey!
346
00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:22,700
Is that the Water
World shirt I gave you?
347
00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:24,300
- Stop it! Stop it!
348
00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:28,567
Hi, hi, hi, Lola, how are you?
349
00:14:29,733 --> 00:14:30,933
I'm sorry, you're
just gonna have
350
00:14:30,933 --> 00:14:35,267
to get used to Gregor's
eccentricities.
351
00:14:35,267 --> 00:14:37,133
But he has something
he wants to say.
352
00:14:37,967 --> 00:14:38,800
Gregor?
353
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:48,500
- Ah, Lola, let me
say, truly, sincerely,
354
00:14:49,367 --> 00:14:50,933
from the bottom of my heart,
355
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,367
I apologize.
356
00:14:53,233 --> 00:14:55,800
I'm sorry that I saw your tail.
357
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,067
- Okay.
358
00:14:57,067 --> 00:14:58,333
All right, all right,
359
00:14:58,333 --> 00:15:00,333
we got off to the
wrong start there.
360
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,567
Again.
361
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,467
Why don't we all just
go back into the van
362
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:05,900
and relax, and play some games?
363
00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:08,633
Lola, what would
you like to play?
364
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:14,333
- Swimming?
365
00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:18,800
- What about fish?
366
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:21,300
(eerie music)
367
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:27,600
- Do you have a six?
368
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:28,433
- No.
369
00:15:29,567 --> 00:15:30,400
- Gregor?
370
00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:39,667
Good, you're picking
this up really quickly.
371
00:15:39,667 --> 00:15:40,500
- Thank you.
372
00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:43,067
Had enough?
373
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,267
Scared?
374
00:15:44,267 --> 00:15:47,100
- A little, but I
won't consider myself
375
00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:49,600
in trouble 'til I
start shedding scales.
376
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:51,633
- Come on.
377
00:15:53,133 --> 00:15:55,800
(ominous music)
378
00:15:58,933 --> 00:16:00,067
Sarge!
379
00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:02,067
Sarge, is everything all right?
380
00:16:11,067 --> 00:16:13,333
- They found that missing kid.
381
00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:15,433
Turns out he was swept
out on the king tide.
382
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:16,933
Wasn't a shark, unfortunately.
383
00:16:16,933 --> 00:16:19,100
- [Toby] Oh, that's annoying.
384
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:20,333
- I know.
385
00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:22,700
So won't be able to
use this harpoon now.
386
00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:24,100
I thought we could store it here
387
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:26,167
with all the other
police junk we never use.
388
00:16:26,167 --> 00:16:29,133
- Yeah, sure, that's good.
389
00:16:29,133 --> 00:16:29,967
Just...
390
00:16:31,433 --> 00:16:34,667
- I see you're getting
along very well with Lola.
391
00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:36,500
- What, oh yeah, no, well
she's just staying here
392
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:39,367
'til we can find her
a room at a hostel.
393
00:16:39,367 --> 00:16:42,767
- It's just that I heard
that you were meeting Kath.
394
00:16:42,767 --> 00:16:44,067
- We're just grabbing dinner.
395
00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:48,067
- Well, you're a professional
policeman, Banks.
396
00:16:48,067 --> 00:16:49,400
You treat people with respect.
397
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,067
- Well, thank you.
398
00:16:51,067 --> 00:16:52,267
- No, I meant that as an order.
399
00:16:52,267 --> 00:16:53,300
- Right
400
00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:55,167
- Kath's a special girl, Banks.
401
00:16:55,167 --> 00:16:56,467
You don't mess her around.
402
00:16:59,633 --> 00:17:02,300
(Neil coughing)
403
00:17:04,067 --> 00:17:04,900
Better get goin'.
404
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:05,733
- Okay.
405
00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:12,767
(people clapping)
406
00:17:12,767 --> 00:17:14,300
(dramatic music)
407
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,567
- That cheer just now.
408
00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:16,600
Was that for me leaving?
409
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:17,533
- What? No!
410
00:17:17,533 --> 00:17:19,700
No, no, we're just playing.
411
00:17:21,933 --> 00:17:23,400
- You remember
what I said, Banks?
412
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:24,433
- Yeah, yes
413
00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:32,067
(calm guitar music)
414
00:17:33,367 --> 00:17:34,700
- The usual, thanks, Tony.
415
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:41,100
(man slurps)
416
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:41,933
Lovely.
417
00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:48,100
Well, it's nice to
see you alive, Bill.
418
00:17:50,467 --> 00:17:53,200
Look, you don't have
to feel ashamed, son.
419
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,800
I mean, we've all been
caught in a king tide.
420
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:02,967
(eerie music)
421
00:18:06,233 --> 00:18:07,067
- What?
422
00:18:14,167 --> 00:18:16,300
- Let's talk about
that king tide.
423
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:21,767
- [Toby] Mrs. Marylise,
it's not a date.
424
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,300
We're just grabbing dinner.
425
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:25,600
Yes, that's what she said.
426
00:18:26,933 --> 00:18:29,600
Please stop crying,
Mrs. Marylise.
427
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,433
Yes, I know it's a happy cry.
428
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,700
I've gotta go now Mrs.
Marylise, I've gotta go now.
429
00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:36,367
Okay, bye-bye!
430
00:18:36,367 --> 00:18:37,200
Bye-bye!
431
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,333
- Are you leaving me?
432
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:43,733
- Yeah, sorry, yeah,
just for a couple hours.
433
00:18:44,567 --> 00:18:46,300
- Aw, please don't go.
434
00:18:47,467 --> 00:18:48,833
I want you to take
me on the beach
435
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:50,633
for a walk.
436
00:18:52,867 --> 00:18:54,100
- I've got a date-
437
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,533
I mean, I'm just
grabbing dinner.
438
00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:58,633
Okay, bye-bye.
439
00:19:05,833 --> 00:19:06,767
(eerie music)
440
00:19:06,767 --> 00:19:09,067
- [Lola] Banks, stay with me
441
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,633
You're not fat.
442
00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:16,867
You're skinny.
443
00:19:17,933 --> 00:19:19,800
(goat bleating)
444
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:23,133
- Well maybe we do have
time for a quick one.
445
00:19:23,133 --> 00:19:25,067
A walk! A quick walk. One.
446
00:19:26,067 --> 00:19:26,833
Doesn't matter.
447
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:28,900
- Thank you.
448
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:30,267
I'm so hungry.
449
00:19:30,267 --> 00:19:31,267
- Hungry?
450
00:19:31,267 --> 00:19:32,267
- No, I'm from Hungary.
451
00:19:32,267 --> 00:19:35,200
- Oh, right.
452
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,500
Everyone's been wondering.
453
00:19:37,533 --> 00:19:40,767
(eerie music)
454
00:19:40,767 --> 00:19:42,900
- It's hazy, I mean, the
only thing I remember
455
00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:44,067
clearly is the song.
456
00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:48,700
It was the most beautiful
song I ever heard.
457
00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:51,167
It's like it called
me out to the ocean.
458
00:19:51,167 --> 00:19:53,233
(ghostly hissing)
459
00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:54,500
- Like Chumbawamba?
460
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:55,367
- Yeah.
461
00:19:55,367 --> 00:19:56,300
- [Gregor] Yeah.
462
00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:58,433
- Anyway, the song stopped
463
00:19:58,433 --> 00:20:00,000
and that's when it attacked me.
464
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,733
It was vicious, you know,
465
00:20:02,733 --> 00:20:05,967
it was like biting and
clawing and dragging me under.
466
00:20:05,967 --> 00:20:07,933
I thought I was gonna die.
467
00:20:07,933 --> 00:20:10,700
- What did it look like?
468
00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:12,033
- It was a girl.
469
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:17,633
She looked Swedish or
Norwegian or something.
470
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:20,100
And she called me an orange.
471
00:20:21,467 --> 00:20:22,967
You know how they say
472
00:20:22,967 --> 00:20:24,467
your whole life flashes
before your eyes
473
00:20:24,467 --> 00:20:25,733
when you're about to die?
474
00:20:27,167 --> 00:20:28,400
All I saw was Kristy.
475
00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:33,000
I guess sometimes you
don't know what you've got
476
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,767
'til you're about to lose it.
477
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:36,000
(Gregor slurps)
478
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,100
- I know exactly
what you mean, son.
479
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:38,967
- No, wait!
480
00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:43,033
What do I do about Kristy?
481
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:46,167
- Look, love's a
precious thing, Bill.
482
00:20:46,167 --> 00:20:48,933
When you find it, you
better damn well make sure
483
00:20:48,933 --> 00:20:50,700
you hold onto it.
484
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:51,900
- Thank you.
485
00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:54,000
- But, Kristy Wilson's
a massive bitch.
486
00:20:54,933 --> 00:20:56,733
You dodged a bullet there, mate.
487
00:21:01,433 --> 00:21:04,600
(dramatic rock music)
488
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,300
Banks, Toby Banks!
489
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,800
(eerie music)
490
00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:17,500
(waves whooshing)
491
00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:28,733
- Lola, we really have
to go back now, okay?
492
00:21:29,900 --> 00:21:30,733
- Stay with me.
493
00:21:31,867 --> 00:21:33,667
- No, Lola, I have to go.
494
00:21:36,933 --> 00:21:37,867
Okay, what are you-
495
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,367
- Let's go swimming.
496
00:21:43,367 --> 00:21:45,733
- I really can't do this.
497
00:21:45,733 --> 00:21:47,167
- You don't like me?
498
00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:49,233
- No, I do.
499
00:21:49,233 --> 00:21:50,067
It's just
500
00:21:52,300 --> 00:21:54,533
there's someone
else I like more.
501
00:21:58,067 --> 00:21:59,633
And, plus, it's a king tide,
502
00:21:59,633 --> 00:22:02,100
it's full of blue bottles
and stuff out there, yuck.
503
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:07,067
- [Lola Voiceover] Toby Banks.
504
00:22:08,367 --> 00:22:09,300
Forget her.
505
00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:12,533
Don't go.
506
00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:15,600
Stay with me.
507
00:22:17,567 --> 00:22:20,067
(intense rock music)
508
00:22:20,067 --> 00:22:21,400
- [Toby] Gregor?
509
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,167
- You're right, I
pressed the wrong button.
510
00:22:24,367 --> 00:22:27,700
Was meant to be a song
about how sorry I am.
511
00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:28,767
- What are you doing?
512
00:22:28,767 --> 00:22:30,633
- I've come to apologize.
513
00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:32,967
- She was going for a swim.
514
00:22:32,967 --> 00:22:34,633
- Yeah, but it's a king tide,
515
00:22:34,633 --> 00:22:36,767
I mean, there's all
those blue bottles
516
00:22:36,767 --> 00:22:38,067
and stuff out there.
517
00:22:38,067 --> 00:22:39,300
- Yeah, yeah I know.
518
00:22:45,133 --> 00:22:50,133
- You know, I really wanna
apologize to you, son, and Lola.
519
00:22:52,967 --> 00:22:55,633
I think it was something
that Rosanne said
520
00:22:55,633 --> 00:22:57,133
before she won the lottery.
521
00:22:58,233 --> 00:23:00,067
She's incredible.
522
00:23:00,067 --> 00:23:03,733
She said, "You know in life you
don't get many real friends,
523
00:23:03,733 --> 00:23:06,267
Jackie, so hold 'em close."
524
00:23:06,267 --> 00:23:07,867
Well, Banks is my friend,
525
00:23:09,067 --> 00:23:12,067
and Lola, I gotta admit,
when you came along,
526
00:23:12,067 --> 00:23:13,300
I got a bit jealous and
527
00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:16,100
so, I'm really sorry.
528
00:23:16,100 --> 00:23:19,067
- Gregor, that's actually
really beautiful.
529
00:23:19,067 --> 00:23:20,933
That's maybe the first time I-
530
00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:22,600
- Don't you have
a date to get to?
531
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:26,400
- Well, it's just a
dinner, but, yeah, I do.
532
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:27,633
So what do I do with Lola?
533
00:23:27,633 --> 00:23:29,933
- I'll take care of
Lola, don't worry.
534
00:23:30,900 --> 00:23:32,367
- Is that okay, Lola?
535
00:23:32,367 --> 00:23:34,133
(Lola speaking foreign language)
536
00:23:34,133 --> 00:23:35,067
- Yeah, that means yes.
537
00:23:35,067 --> 00:23:36,733
- Oh, you speak Hungarian?
538
00:23:36,733 --> 00:23:38,067
Okay, great.
539
00:23:38,067 --> 00:23:41,267
Okay, well, I'll see
you back at the caravan.
540
00:23:41,267 --> 00:23:44,100
(waves whooshing)
541
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:49,967
(suspenseful music)
542
00:23:49,967 --> 00:23:52,433
- You picked the wrong
fat cop there, sweetheart.
543
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,500
(stomach rumbling)
544
00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:56,300
Hungry?
545
00:23:57,867 --> 00:24:01,967
- [Lola Voiceover] Let's
play some board games.
546
00:24:01,967 --> 00:24:03,700
I love Claws of Doom.
547
00:24:04,833 --> 00:24:07,200
- Ain't gonna work with me,
548
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:10,067
I'm 86% deaf.
549
00:24:10,067 --> 00:24:13,900
Now listen, girly, we don't
like your type around here,
550
00:24:13,900 --> 00:24:16,267
coming in, stealing our jobs,
551
00:24:16,267 --> 00:24:17,967
eating our coppers,
552
00:24:17,967 --> 00:24:21,667
but if you decide to stick
around chasing Banks,
553
00:24:21,667 --> 00:24:23,833
I have no other choice,
554
00:24:23,833 --> 00:24:27,267
but to end things right
here and right now.
555
00:24:27,267 --> 00:24:28,867
(energetic music)
556
00:24:28,867 --> 00:24:31,067
Now start swimming!
557
00:24:31,067 --> 00:24:33,567
(eerie music)
558
00:24:41,067 --> 00:24:43,633
(bright music)
559
00:24:49,900 --> 00:24:50,733
- Thanks.
560
00:24:53,633 --> 00:24:55,900
I still can't believe my
other plans fell through.
561
00:24:55,900 --> 00:24:57,667
- That's okay.
562
00:24:57,667 --> 00:24:59,800
- Had a big dinner at home,
563
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,067
just heaps of friends.
564
00:25:01,867 --> 00:25:04,067
They'll be mad at me tomorrow.
565
00:25:04,067 --> 00:25:05,300
- What happened?
566
00:25:05,300 --> 00:25:07,200
- Possum problem at home.
567
00:25:08,067 --> 00:25:09,067
- That's annoying.
568
00:25:09,067 --> 00:25:10,400
- I'm used to it.
569
00:25:14,700 --> 00:25:18,233
Did you know in New Zealand,
570
00:25:18,233 --> 00:25:20,700
there's about 30
million possums.
571
00:25:20,700 --> 00:25:23,533
That's about seven per person.
572
00:25:23,533 --> 00:25:24,900
- That's interesting.
573
00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:25,933
- I thought so, yeah.
574
00:25:27,267 --> 00:25:29,633
- [Announcer] Table 47.
575
00:25:29,633 --> 00:25:32,700
Steak and chips and
a prawn cocktail.
576
00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:35,200
- How are you?
577
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,800
- Good, good.
578
00:25:40,900 --> 00:25:44,633
- I think about you.
579
00:25:44,633 --> 00:25:46,367
From time to time.
580
00:25:46,367 --> 00:25:49,133
- Neil, I thought
that we talked-
581
00:25:56,900 --> 00:25:59,900
- Sorry I'm late,
I got caught up.
582
00:25:59,900 --> 00:26:00,767
- With Lola?
583
00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:01,700
- Yeah.
584
00:26:01,700 --> 00:26:02,900
She wanted to go for a swim.
585
00:26:12,833 --> 00:26:16,067
- Well, (coughs) I
should probably go...
586
00:26:16,067 --> 00:26:17,200
- No, Neil, stay.
587
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:20,900
We're just grabbing
dinner, right Banks?
588
00:26:20,900 --> 00:26:23,367
- Yeah, we're just
grabbing dinner.
589
00:26:23,367 --> 00:26:24,300
- Great!
590
00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:25,500
Well, I know what I want.
591
00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:27,567
I'm thinking of
getting the chicken
592
00:26:27,567 --> 00:26:30,633
with the sesame
seeds on top of it.
593
00:26:30,633 --> 00:26:32,067
They use this new sauce,
594
00:26:32,067 --> 00:26:35,267
and people say it's disgusting
but it is beautiful...
595
00:26:35,267 --> 00:26:38,333
(gentle piano music)
596
00:26:39,767 --> 00:26:42,267
(crickets chirring)
597
00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:43,767
- [Female Announcer] Some
things just aren't meant
598
00:26:43,767 --> 00:26:44,967
to work out, I guess.
599
00:26:44,967 --> 00:26:46,167
- [Male Announcer]
Yeah, like dinosaurs,
600
00:26:46,167 --> 00:26:47,800
the Ice Age and (indistinct).
601
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,433
(people laughing)
602
00:26:50,433 --> 00:26:51,600
But not us.
603
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:52,933
(peaceful music)
604
00:26:52,933 --> 00:26:54,600
(door squeaks)
605
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:56,700
- Hey, you're back early.
606
00:26:58,800 --> 00:26:59,600
- Yeah.
607
00:27:01,100 --> 00:27:02,333
Where's Lola?
608
00:27:02,333 --> 00:27:04,333
- Oh, her backpack turned up
609
00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:06,600
and so she decided to move on.
610
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:07,433
- Seriously?
611
00:27:07,433 --> 00:27:08,933
- Seriously.
612
00:27:08,933 --> 00:27:12,067
Well, you know with these
Swedish birds are like,
613
00:27:12,067 --> 00:27:12,800
in, they're out
614
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,067
- I thought she was Hungarian?
615
00:27:17,067 --> 00:27:18,767
- I thought you were on a date.
616
00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:20,600
- Yeah, yeah I was.
617
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:24,067
Just me and Kath, and Sarge.
618
00:27:24,067 --> 00:27:25,200
It was very romantic.
619
00:27:26,367 --> 00:27:28,300
- Shoulda worn that corsage.
620
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:31,633
- Yeah.
621
00:27:32,833 --> 00:27:35,433
- I know what would
make you feel better,
622
00:27:35,433 --> 00:27:38,167
how 'bout I make
you a lovely spider?
623
00:27:38,167 --> 00:27:41,167
- Did Lola even say
anything about me?
624
00:27:44,100 --> 00:27:46,200
- She asked me to give you this.
625
00:27:48,267 --> 00:27:51,800
(tender piano music)
626
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,533
Now, how about that red lemonade
627
00:27:53,533 --> 00:27:55,067
from the locked cupboard, eh?
628
00:27:56,900 --> 00:28:00,067
- You could've just said she
wanted to give me a kiss.
629
00:28:00,067 --> 00:28:00,833
- Ah!
630
00:28:03,967 --> 00:28:07,133
(phone rings)
631
00:28:07,133 --> 00:28:09,067
- Hello, Coolum Beach Police,
Officer Banks speaking.
632
00:28:09,067 --> 00:28:11,167
- [Male Caller] Hi, look,
my shirt's just shrunk
633
00:28:11,167 --> 00:28:13,200
like it's been in the dryer.
634
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,067
- [Toby] Yes?
635
00:28:15,267 --> 00:28:17,067
- [Male Caller] Well,
I don't have a dryer.
636
00:28:17,067 --> 00:28:21,700
♪ I can't feel
637
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:25,200
♪ Won't leave this ground
638
00:28:27,267 --> 00:28:30,067
- Tomorrow, everyone in
Coolum will turn into trees.
639
00:28:30,067 --> 00:28:32,167
- I knew this was gonna
happen eventually.
640
00:28:32,167 --> 00:28:34,467
- [Toby] Adrian's
Enchanted Florist.
641
00:28:34,467 --> 00:28:36,867
- He lives here all
alone, masturbatin'.
642
00:28:38,567 --> 00:28:40,267
I'm becomin' a tree.
643
00:28:40,267 --> 00:28:41,367
- You're only 47.
644
00:28:41,367 --> 00:28:43,500
- I lied to you, Banks.
645
00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:44,500
I'm not 47.
646
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:47,233
- Gregor?
647
00:28:47,233 --> 00:28:49,167
(melancholy music)
648
00:28:49,167 --> 00:28:54,167
♪ I won't walk
649
00:28:54,933 --> 00:28:57,600
♪ From this town alone
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