All language subtitles for Southern Charm S06E09 Sorry Not Sorry 1080p AMZN WEB-DL DDP5 1 H 264-NTb_track3_[eng]

- Previously,

- Previously,
on "Southern Charm..."

- You are in
the most perfect pose.

Simba.
- Yes!

- As Shep became
the proud pop of a new pup...

all: ♪ Ba-ba-doo ♪

♪ Ba-ba-de-ee ♪

- Austen got put
on a tight leash.

- I do think you should
surround yourself with people

that aren't dragging you
out to the bar.

- Maybe you're right.
- You said it out loud.

Chelsea told me
I had to be home by 11:00.

- No, I had a conversation
with her and I was--

- You are ----ing
losing your goddamn mind.

- Which made Craig
foam at the mouth

when we all got together
at my 35th birthday party.

There's a bar if y'all
want to get a drink.

- Eliza says I'm not
allowed to drink.

- Why?
- She says I get turnt.

All: ♪ Ooh, ooh, whoa ♪

♪ The kids go loco ♪

- Hey, I'm in here if--
- No, I am not drunk.

And while I was busy
getting tanked,

the guys thought
I needed a mojo do-over.

- We thought we needed
to get you out of town.

- To where?
We're going to Colorado.

Unfortunately,
Naomie had other ideas...

- I don't want to go.

Why would I go on a trip
with my ex-boyfriend?

- Because while she
has moved on,

Craig clearly has not.

- We can't be around each other

because we never ----ing
closed anything.

- Craig, do you still
feel like you love her?

- I love her and hate her
at the same time.

- ♪ It's easy as making
you think that you love me ♪

♪ Mm-hmm ♪

[upbeat swing music]

♪ ♪

- Mmm, this is so good.

Zee, Zee.

Oh, my God.
This is where this has been.

♪ ♪

- Bethany, out here,
before you pee everywhere.

Go potty, go potty.
What you kicking me for?

- What do you think, Tyson?
Do you like it?

No?
We'll send it back.

- [laughs]

- [barks]

- Oh, watch your head, bud.

- Meeting Street Inn,
this is Eliza.

Mo, can you pull out 213?
Um, yes, you're good, bye.

Yeah, they came in last night.
Hi, Mama.

- Hi.
- Is it cold outside?

- It's freezing.
- Thank you, thank you.

- You need to put that
in the freezer.

- Uh, no, I want to eat it.
- Hi, Mo.

Y'all can share the stuff.
- Yeah.

- I didn't know you were here.
- Mo, do you want some of this?

- Yes.
- Being a Limehouse

in Charleston
is a big last name to handle

because we're one of the
oldest families in Charleston.

- I'm gonna make a tea.
It's chilly.

- Will you cover the desk
while I go talk

with my mom for a minute?
- Yes.

- People hate me
right off the rip.

They assume, like,
"Oh, Eliza Limehouse,

spoiled polo brat."

But I've been working
in the hotels my whole life.

We own three hotels downtown,

Meeting Street Inn,
Indigo Inn, and Jasmine House.

- I'm so tired.
- You need to start

going to bed earlier.
I think your scheduling is off.

- One day, my siblings
and my cousins and I,

we're gonna inherit $50
million worth of properties.

So I'm trying to learn
every aspect.

I mean, I make reservations.
Meeting Street Inn.

Cover shifts, decorate.
You name it, I'm here.

- Anyway, y'all need to
re-cover this sofa.

- We're getting new ones.

- This is like early
funeral parlor.

- Okay.
- Your clip is kind of clashing

with the overwhelming...

[mischievous music]

I'm looking at your nails.
- They need to get redone.

She's a Southern mom
all the way.

- Yikes, you've got,
like, vampire nails.

- I like them.
- It's just gross.

- Thank you, Mother.

She kind of grew up
the perfect Southern belle.

Very proper, very old school.

She's always
perfectly dressed.

If I have a chipped nail,
she's like,

"Mm, Eliza looks dirty
this week," like--

Um, anyway, so we are
gonna fox hunt this weekend.

- Isn't it supposed
to be horrible weather?

- Yeah, so there's not
gonna be a fox hunt.

- Oh.

- I already invited
everybody to come out,

so I'm having
a skeet shoot/Southern brunch.

- I don't have to do
anything, do I?

- No.
- Okay.

- Don and I will plan the menu
because I can't do--

- I just don't understand
why you can't, like,

at least date somebody
closer to your age.

How much older is
Don than you are?

- He's 14 years older than me.
- Ugh.

I know obviously I'm not
very good at picking out men,

but with Dad and, you know,
everything we've gone through,

I'm just wondering
if you're sort of

looking for a father figure.

♪ ♪

- Stop trying to be
my therapist.

- No, I'm not being
your therapist.

I'm just trying
to give you life experience.

- She has this idea of me
marrying into another family

like the Limehouses.

That she gave her everything
to the Limehouse family,

and it ended up being
the biggest mistake.

So I'm just, like,
"No, thanks."

Hm.

- Well, think about it,
because I've

been thinking about it.
- I don't--I just like him.

- You're not getting
what I'm trying to tell you.

- I don't agree with y'all.
- [scoffs]

I think dating Don has really
thrown her for a loop.

She doesn't want
Yankee grandchildren.

- I am not that by any--
- I know.

You're the first Yankee
I've met with a twang.

- He's from Jersey,
and he's, like, a wildcard.

And there's just this,
like, Southern mold,

and Don,
none of him fits the mold.

And I'm so sick
of the double standard

of, like, getting married,
having babies, going to church,

doing sh-- for your husband.
Like, I'm so over it.

- I remember when
we went through,

like, you know,
with the Episcopal church,

you have to go
through counseling

before you get married.

I remember the priest,
who was Chip's cousin,

telling us maybe
we shouldn't get married.

We should have listened.

But I wouldn't have you.

[upbeat music]

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

- Hi, we are gonna get
two pedicures.

- Do you want a glass of rose?
- Why not?

- [laughs]

- All right, friend.

- Happy Saturday.
- Thank you.

[driving music]

- Hey, Nozies.

Oh, I probably should be
drinking this instead of this.

- Oh, my God.
You're crazy.

♪ ♪

- Did people stay late?
- Yeah.

Well, the last three people
were Craig, Danny, and Kathryn.

And Craig just
let it all out about you.

- Like what?
- In a nutshell,

he feels like
he does not have closure,

and thinks that
your relationship

with Metul is...miserable.

- Now, she goes
to weddings by herself.

Has she been
to Thailand with him?

Has she been to France?
He can't get off work.

- I think she's--
- Also, oh, sh--.

- She's looking at rest
of her life, though.

- She was dating a guy that--

Oh, my God, I'm not even--
I can't.

- That's asinine.
- I think it's called denial.

♪ ♪

- Hey, Little Craig.
- Go get him, Craig, go.

- Hi, how you doing?
- Yeah.

- [imitates explosion]

Getting chilly out today, huh?
- Yeah, man.

- Yeah, I was gonna
bring Bethany,

but she's still at day care.

How's he doing?
- Good, man.

- It seems like he's got
a good personality.

- Yeah, he's, like, confident.
- All right.

- Oh, boy.
- Hey!

- Good boy.
- Hold on.

I got to reward him
a little pellet of love.

Sh--, I lost it.

- Sorry, Craig.
I think I have to like

keep him warm.
I think it's cold.

- Yeah, it's kind of
chilly out here.

- What do you think, pal?

You want to go in there?
Little puppy pouch.

So you were just shot out of
a cannon at the oyster roast.

- I mean, no.
It's just a normal Saturday.

I just was pissed
at ----ing Austen.

It's just, like,
you want to shake him

at some point, sometimes.

- I know.
- And a weird combo

with Kathryn, Danny,
and Cameran.

And they're like,
"Just so you know, "Naomie's

not gonna go on the trip
because of you or something."

- That's such bullsh--, dude.

- Yeah, And I was
kind of dumbfounded by this.

♪ ♪

- I just think he lives
on a different planet.

- Have y'all had a conversation
since you've met Metul?

- No, I mean, there's no need.
Like, it's been over a year.

I don't think about Craig.
You know, I don't--

- I know, you've moved on.
- Right.

- But Craig, on the other hand,
has not moved on.

He is very hung up
on what y'all had,

and he is convinced that
you had it better with him.

I think Naomie was
the first love of Craig's life.

Therefore, it's really hard
for him to let her go.

I think it would be therapeutic
for y'all just to sit down

and have one last conversation
and let him hear it from you

that this is a man
that you see yourself marrying.

- I hope so,
if Craig doesn't (BLEEP) it up.

- Come on, more reason
that you need to talk to him.

- If it was my guess, you know,

we never really did
have any closure.

And, you know, even now,
like when we're at parties

together and stuff,
all we're able to do is hug

and then we walk away,
which is nice.

- Right.
- But, you know,

there's way too much there
to ever talk.

I think it's easier for her
to forget me.

- I think, in life,
to have that awkwardness

after you've had so much fun
together is tragic.

I understand his frustration.
They should look back

at their time
together with reverence

and "Boy, was that a good ride,
and I'll cherish that."

I think if you get a chance,
be like,

"I just wanted you to know that
I would never try to interfere

"with any of your
relationships.

"I'm happy for you.

I wish you nothing
but the best."

- Yeah, I need to
write that down.

That was pretty good.
- [laughs]

[dramatic music]

- Coming up....

- Are you guys going skeet
shooting at Eliza's?

- Isn't she friends
with Ashley?

- Yes.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- My gosh, hi.
- Welcome.

- Hi.
- You ready, first barre class?

- I'm ready.
Is this, like,

a real ballerina barre?
- Yes, it is.

But we won't put you in a tutu.
You'll be good.

- I want to be in a tutu.
I want Austen in a tutu.

- I didn't know he was coming.
- Oh, yeah, girl.

He is trying to cut back
on drinking.

He's going home early,
good clean living.

- How cool is this?
- Hi.

- Hi, How are you?
- Good to see you.

- Good to see you, too.

- Hi, lady.
- Hi, friend.

- I really want him
to wear ballet slippers.

- Ballet slippers?
- Yeah, girl.

I got real ballet shoes.
- That are, like, wood?

- No, no, no, just the little,
like, easy ones.

- Namaste, y'all.

- No.
- That is not correct.

- That's not what we're doing.
- No?

- No.
- Namaste is yoga, yeah?

- This is not the type of bar
that I'm used to.

- Well, welcome.
- Let's get started.

Let's make our way
to the barre.

- Come on.

- Step your right foot forward
onto the barre in front of you.

Reach your arms
straight up overhead.

Fold forward over your thigh.

- Oh, oh.

[soft music]

Oh, my God.
Mmm.

[exhales]

- Tuck under and fold sideways,

and stretch your arm
all the way straight.

Press your nose
down to your knee.

Hold and breathe.
Raise your arms up, inhale.

And as you exhale,
fold forward.

- Mmm, mmm.

- Down and up.
Down and up.

Rise high to the balls
of your feet

and bend your knees
down a third of the way.

Down and up.

- Oh, my God.
- Down, and up.

- Oh!
- Hold and breathe.

- Oh, my goodness!
- Five, six, seven, eight.

- Oh, shizzle.
- Nine, last ten.

Speed it up, press down.

Six, seven, eight, nine.
Release.

- Oh, my God, they're on fire.
- Good job, you made it.

You survived.

- Thank you, Jackie.
- Jackie, thank you.

That was really good.
I feel really good about it.

- I love barre.

And I'm glad you joined us.
- Yeah, thank you.

- Okay, so, Austen, have you
been home every night by 11:00?

- Yeah, I like--like to be
in sometimes.

- Craig was, like, going crazy
on you the other night.

- Yeah, I know that.

- If Naomie ever told me
when you go to bed,

you wouldn't think I was nuts?

- I had a conversation
with [inaudible].

- You're a loser.
You're a ----ing loser.

- But then, we were literally
texting that night

as if nothing had happened.

Women, when they bicker,

it's like they'll be citing
this fight in 2023.

But, like, guys have
the memory span of a goldfish.

- Have you talked to Madison?

Does she know
about your curfew?

- Let's get some, you know,
the results first before

I start, like, you know,
telling someone that I'm--

- Look what I did?

- Yeah, yeah, right.
Three days in a row.

- Are you guys going skeet
shooting at Eliza's?

- My brother's getting married,
so I won't even be here.

- Isn't she friends
with Ashley?

- Yes.

- Oh.
- Is she?

- Yes.
You don't think that Ashley

would show up
to the skeet shoot, do you?

- Yes, I do.
- Oh, my gosh.

We probably shouldn't
have guns in our hands.

- She shouldn't have a gun
in her hand.

- No, Lord.

- Oh, my God.
- [laughs]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[phone ringing]

- Hi, how are you?
- Hi, I'm good.

- What are you doing?

- Um, you sound sick.

- So I went and got some Botox,

and they were like,
"Do you know Ashley?"

And I was like,
"Yeah, she's a friend."

- What?

- Wait, so did y'all break up?

- Wait, why?

- Yeah.

Yeah.

- Yeah, well, I miss you,
and I want to see you,

And actually, I'm having
a skeet shoot/Southern brunch.

- And everybody's gonna be
there expect for Kathryn.

Knowing what it feels like
to be an outcast,

I want to be inclusive
and give Ashley

that opportunity to make peace.

And I'm the only person
who could give that to her,

because I'm the only person

who doesn't have
a problem with her.

You deserve to be
around everybody

and like be your normal,
wonderful, bubbly self

and not have to deal
with the Kathryn drama.

- Ashley and Kathryn
are very different,

but they're both very similar
in the fact

that dating Thomas
has taken a toll.

I mean, when I met her,
she was this sweet,

innocent, lovely woman.

And now, I feel like
she's been hurt.

She's, you know,
just in kind of a mess.

- I tried to be my sweet self,
and I kissed her ass,

I kissed her ass,
I kissed her ass.

- So if you want to come, come.

Just know that
I want you there.

- Okay.

- I'll talk to you later.

- All right, bye.

- Coming up...
- If you were not with Metul,

then would you go?
- Yeah.

- So then, it's not really
about Craig.

[dramatic music]

[upbeat swing music]

♪ ♪

- Hi, how you doing?
- Hi, how are you?

Good, we are gonna have three.
- Three, perfect.

I'll bring y'all
right over here.

- Thank you.
Appreciate it.

- Can I get you started
with anything to drink?

- Um, I'll have a margarita
on the rocks.

- Perfect.

- Hey.
- What's up?

- Good to see you.
Sit by me.

- Okay.
- All right.

One margarita for you.
- Oh, hi.

- Can I get a drink
started for you?

- Yes, ma'am.
Let me get a Dark 'n' Stormy.

- Thanks.
- Yeah.

- Can I go ahead and put in
an order of chicken nachos?

- Absolutely.
A full order?

- A full order.
What do you want?

- That's fine.
- No, I'm gonna eat my--

you always try to eat my food.

- I'll have
the sweet corn bisque.

- Perfect.
Throw it in for you.

- So Little Craig is on
a play date right now.

I dropped him off.
- That's so good.

- So it's like
I'm a single father.

- It really is like
having a child.

Now you know what it's like.

- One Dark 'n' Stormy for you.
- Oh, thank you.

- Cheers, madam.
- Cheers.

- All right, cup of corn.
And chicken nachos for you.

- Thank you so much.
This looks amazing.

- So before Naomie gets here,
what are we trying to do here?

We're trying to make her feel
at ease about the trip.

- Right, because she doesn't
want to be around Craig.

- Like, I can unequivocally say

that--that Craig is over
and he's past it.

I hung out with him
the other day.

- No, he's not.
- No, no, he is.

- Shep, are you serious?
- Yeah, yeah.

- Do you honestly believe
that Craig

really has no feelings
for Naomie?

- You mean to tell me--
- No.

- Yeah, right.
- I think he knows

that will never happen.
- Yeah, right.

No!
- I want one chip.

[upbeat music]

- Hi, you're already eating?
- We're way ahead of you.

And Cameran's not sharing
any of her nachos.

So get that right out
of your head right now.

- Okay, you never
ask to share anyway.

You just take people's food.

- Well.
- Hi.

- Can I get a drink
started for you?

- Um, sure, I'll just take
a Corona Light.

And can I do the corn bisque

and fried goat cheese salad
with shrimp?

- Absolutely.
- Thank you.

♪ ♪

- Anyway, let's cut
to the chase.

We're here to convince you
to come to Colorado.

- Yeah.
- Corona Light.

- Thank you.
- So what's it gonna take?

- If Craig would just be
more chill and less Craig,

like, I would totally go.
It's just, he's--

- It's so over between--
and he knows that.

- Does he, though, because--
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, yeah.
- Stop it.

I talked to him two days ago.

He goes, "I'm happy for her."
He said that to me.

And I think that's big.
- I mean, here's the thing.

It's not important enough to me
to make Metul uncomfortable,

and I know that
he's uncomfortable about it.

- So he has expressed to you
that he would be uncomfortable?

- Yeah, he's like,
"It's just weird.

I wouldn't go on a trip
with my ex," and I get that.

- Cheese and soup.
- Thank you.

- Let me ask you this.
If you were not with Metul

and you were just single,
then would you go?

- Yeah.
I mean, then--

- So then it's not really
about Craig?

- You know, this is about Cam.
This is not about anyone else.

- I think that it's a bad way

to start out
your relationship with, like--

- Parameters.
- Yeah, with these parameters.

- But y'all,
I mean you have to

understand where
I'm coming from.

I mean, I really think
that if the roles

were reversed
and this were you and Jason,

that you would make
the same choice.

- But Jason would never, ever,
in a million years care, right?

- Jason would not care.

The fact that he does not
tell me what to do--

- Makes it even better.

- Makes me like love him
even more.

- You want someone to be like,
"She's strong-willed.

She's gonna do her thing,
but I trust her and love her."

- No, no, no, Metul is like,

"You need to do
whatever you want."

And of course, I want to go
celebrate your birthday.

But y'all need to be helping me
make this a long-term thing.

Like, I will never get somebody
as good as Metul in my life.

- That--wait, I love Metul.
You know that.

- Yes.
- But don't like--

- No, but I mean--
- Think that you're like--yeah.

- You know what I'm saying.

- I mean, don't give up
on Cam's--

on the real 35th birthday,
all right?

Tomorrow, we're doing
the skeet thing.

Talk to Craig.
Give him a chance.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Morning.
- Morning.

- Hey, Monty.
Wow, look at this.

- Breakfast buffet.

- Is this my coffee?
- Mm-hmm.

[exhales]

Look who's up bright and early.
- Look at you.

What do you call this--
this look?

- I don't know.
- Dapper.

- It's just--
- Michael, how are you?

- Very good, sir.
There's cream cheese here.

There's salmon.
- I mean, you know,

I don't want to eat
all that barbecue

at Eliza's thing today.

Any word from Craig?
Is he en route, do we know?

- Holy Sh--.
Oh, my God.

- Speak of the devil.
- Morning.

both: Morning.
- Hey, Michael.

- Morning.
- How are you?

- All good.
- What's up, loser?

- Yeah, he called you a loser.
- Nice.

- What's up?
- Again?

- You guys bosom buddies again?
- Oh, yeah.

I disagreed with his actions,

so I calmly
explained that to him.

- Calmly?

You came at me
like a ----ing banshee.

- I don't think
you should be listening

to any of the girls
for anything.

- I shouldn't be listening
to the girls for advice?

Craig, I shouldn't be
listening to you.

- I think she's a man-eater.
- Okay, okay.

And now, I'm not with a person
that I truly cared about.

- Anyway, are banshees real?

- A Banshee might be
an Indian or something.

- An Irish witch.

- Craig, you are
an Irish witch.

- I'm Dutch.

- Coming up....
- But when you're drunk,

the truth comes out.

- No, that doesn't--
- Hey, Craig, want to talk?

- [laughs]

[upbeat swing music]

♪ ♪

- We got your bar setup
over here.

And I guess we'll set the
tables and chairs over there.

And don't worry
about those robins.

They're just a harbinger
of spring.

They'll move around
and get out of your way, okay?

- Yes.

- [growls]
- Hi.

- I mean, we got it all,
So we're excited.

- I'll be eating everything
minus baked beans.

A texture thing.
- Yeah.

I got it.
- Can't do it.

- I learned
how to throw a party

from my mom and my grandma.

I think that's definitely,
like, a "Southern woman" thing.

It looks so beautiful.
- Just putting on

the final touches here.
- I love it.

And Airy Hall
is a perfect setting.

You have everything you need?

- Okay.

- That will just be like free.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The plantation was originally

my grandmother's,
like, whatever ancestor.

And the original house burned
down during the Civil War.

Not because of Sherman.
Because of a candle fire.

So in, like, early 1900s,
they rebuilt it,

that Georgian-style house,
on the original grounds.

[upbeat music]

- Hey, it's not that cold,
Thank God.

- No, no.
- I was really worried.

- Oh, off the overlook.

- Oh, wow, this is fancy.
- Gorgeous.

- You know?

[country music]

- Don, there's a squad
rolling in.

- Hi!
- Beautiful.

- Hi.
- How are you?

- Hi, how are you?
- Hi.

How are you, sweetie?
- How is it going?

- Good to see you.
- Good to see you.

This is so pretty!

- Don, nice to meet you.
- Madison owns Gwynn's.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

[upbeat music]

- This is low country
right here.

Creek life.
- It's got--hi!

- Hey.
- I'd recognize those little

bunny fingers anywhere.
- Look who just arrived.

- How are you?

- I'm bright for a reason.

♪ ♪

- Got Craig?
Okay, bring him up.

- It looks good.
- Am I trying too hard?

- There's Shep.
I'd notice that

gangly walk anywhere.
- I know.

- Cam and Chels.
- What?

- Y'all met my cousin?
This is Marcie.

- Hey, Marcie.
- Hello.

Y'all look beautiful.
- He's got a stick.

- Shep, this is Boo.
- Oh, another French Bulldog.

- He's just like Craig,
but bigger.

- Oh, look at his jacket.
I'm jealous.

Get him, Craig, get him.
Oh, Craig.

- Like real-life Craig, he runs
from women trying to hump him.

- Yeah.
- Stay on one!

- Oh, look who it is.
- This looks great.

- Whitney, you look
so New York.

- I know.
Hey, baby doll.

- Eliza, thank you for inviting
us out there. It's beautiful.

- Hi.
- Hello.

- How's it going?
- Good, how are you?

- Good, hi, Whitney.
- Hey, darling, How are you?

- Where should I put this?

- Um, everything is down
by the water.

- My dad gave it to me
when I was a little boy.

Let's go shoot it.
Danny, are you shooting?

- No.
- Can you take care of Craig?

- I have these headphones.
- They mess up your hair.

- All right, hand me
a 20-gauge shell, please?

- All right, you ready?

Pull.

♪ ♪

[cheering]
- Hey, now.

- Old Bessie
still knows how to purr.

- Old Bessie?
- All right, Whit.

Hey, you know,
the safety's right here.

- Hey-o.

[gun pops]

- Hey!
Whoo!

- ----ing amateurs.
All right, Naomie, I got you.

- You have to, like,
kind of squat down.

- It's on safety.
- Thank you.

- Tell me when.
- All right, pull.

♪ ♪

[cheering]

- Whoo!
Okay, bye.

- You like to end
on a high note, right?

- Hi, how are you doing?

Can I do green juice
and some whiskey, please?

- Safety off?
- Safety's off, my friend.

- Do you want green juice
with whiskey?

- [groans]

- Pull.

[country music]

♪ ♪

- God.
- That's real disappointing.

- Naomie got it
on her first try.

But that's okay.
Try again.

♪ ♪

- Goddamn it.

- All right, Eliza, Ready?
- Yeah.

♪ ♪

[groans]
I want to keep going.

- Why am I not surprised?

- Have you and Naomie
talked yet?

- Uh, no--I mean, we said hi
and everything.

- Okay, but do you remember
at my oyster roast,

everything you were saying
to us before you left?

- I mean, I was, ----ing yes.
- Do you remember that?

- But I mean,
what did you expect?

You were like, "I think she's
happier now than she ever was."

Obviously, that's gonna
elicit a reaction from me.

- Sure.
I'm about to go talk to Craig.

- You are?
- I'm just doing it.

Getting it over with.
- So then you're not over it.

You should be happy
that she's happy.

- I was ----ing
hammered, Cameran.

- I know, but when you're
drunk, the truth comes out.

- No, that doesn't--
- Hey, Craig, want to talk?

- [laughs]

- What?
- Bye.

- Do you want to go
talk on the dock?

- Sure.
- Yeah, go sit down there.

- All right.
- You got this.

- Everything is fine.
You guys are so dramatic.

- Look at this, this is great.
- All right, speedy.

When did you start
walking fast?

- I'm cold.

- Can we go hide
behind that tree?

- It's been a while since
we've done this, huh?

- I know.

- Um, I thought the girls were
kind of making it up

that you were considering
not going on the trip.

Like, I had no idea that this
was, you know, a thing.

And, um--I would hate

for me to be the reason
you miss the ski trip.

I mean, you know,
there's also like, you know,

eight other
of our friends going.

I would love for you
to reconsider.

And I won't bother you.
- I mean, at this point,

it's just become
like a respect thing.

It would be a slap
in the face to Metul

because you're either,
like, not over it

or--I mean, Cameran told me
you needed closure.

- Does that make sense
to you, Naomie?

- No.
- Naomie, I was ----ing...

No, I--
- I'm just asking

because I've heard it
over and over.

And, like,
that's all I'm asking.

- That's not what
I ----ing said.

I said we didn't
have normal closure.

We just walked away one day.

I don't know
what you're angry about.

- You can't really say
that, seriously.

- All I want to do is spend
my life with you, but you--

Oh, again.
So I guess that means

we're not
getting back together.

- A year ago,
I was so depressed, so angry.

I feel like you're
in a similar place.

And I just hate like--
- I agree.

I just haven't figured out
a ----ing way

to fill that void here,
like at all.

I just feel that
I need to, like,

kind of take my mind off stuff
by, like, you know,

going out
and distracting myself.

- Why don't you just try
to deal with the stuff

that you try to get
your mind off of head-on?

[dramatic music]

- I don't know how.

♪ ♪

I don't think I realized
it would be this tough.

Running into Naomie
and her new boyfriend

just reminds me
of what I used to have.

- What is that?
- I wanted to give you kind of

a token of the fact that
I want to be with you forever.

- [laughs]

- It obviously took me a while
to come to terms with stuff.

And I'm sorry about that.

But I--honestly, I'm actually,
like, really happy for you.

- Thank you.

- I feel like her and I's
chapter was left open,

even though we were
writing new books.

And I think we could
finally close that chapter.

So the Naomie and Craig
part of our lives

is--you know,
that's over for good.

- It's pretty nice talking to
you as, like, a normal person.

- Yeah.
- I feel like I've gotten more

out of this conversation
than our last

200 conversations combined.

- Coming up...

[dramatic music]

- Alert, alert.

♪ ♪

[yelling]

- Come on, girls.

- Come on, girls.
Let's get something to eat.

- It's ready.
- Oh, is everyone eating?

- A little on the sandwich.
A little on the side.

- Uh, I'm so excited.
- What are we looking at here?

- Smoked chicken.
- Smoked chicken, yes.

- Yes, coleslaw.

- I'll take a little bit
of that.

- Let me put my drink.
I'll be right back.

- Come on, Donado.
- I'm coming.

- Okay.

[gun pops]

- Oh, my God.

- Apologies for my brother
and his squad.

- They're having a blast
out there, aren't they?

- Austen, now or never, bud.
They're running out of skeet.

- Well.

- Eliza, what time's
Ashley coming?

- Oh, she is coming?

- Literally.
- Oh, you sneaky thing.

- The Christian thing to do
is to forgive and forget.

- Jesus would approve.

- Deciding to have Ashley

was hard for me
in the first place,

because I feel like I'm finally
in a good spot with everybody.

I'm super religious,
and I believe in forgiveness,

and I'm her only way
to make peace.

- She says really nasty things
about Whitney's mother.

- Well, I didn't know that.

- You did.
- I didn't.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Nice.
- All right.

Is that it?
The last pigeon.

- Alert.

Alert, alert.
Alert, alert.

- Oh, my God,
Hide me under the table.

[yelling]

- Get under the table!

- Jesus Christ.
- Hello.

Look who it is.
What brings you here?

- Eliza, she--
- Oh.

both: Hm.
- How have you been?

- I have been good, thank you.
- Yeah?

- Yeah.
- What do we do?

- Just don't react.

- I'm gonna go chug this.
- Wait a minute.

- You just left skid marks
on that walk.

- Good thing the guns are down.
- Living the dream?

- I just got back.
I was in California.

- Well, enjoy yourself.
- Yeah, thank you.

- Okay, all right.
- So good to see you though.

Okay.

- This is a cool setup, though.
- I feel ill.

Like, I've never
had anxiety this bad.

- Hey, good to see you.
- Oh, wow.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Where's Eliza?
- Hi.

- Gorgeous.
- Sorry, I'm over here eating.

- Hi, how are you?
- I'm good.

- Hello, how are you?
Nice to meet you.

- Ashley.
Nice to meet you as well.

- This is great.

- You want to get some food?
- Yes.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- I had a really good first
impression of Ashley, I did.

I was really wrong.
Really, really wrong.

Really wrong.

Ashley, don't go
smirking over there

like you think you ----ing--
- Oh, you--

(BLEEP) you, enabler.
- Oh, (BLEEP) you.

- Enabler, enabler, enabler,
enabler, enabler.

- (BLEEP) you.
- Don't even look at me.

- Ugh.

- I would love a bourbon.
- Ashley, do you want a drink?

Are you still with Thomas?

What?
I'm not allowed to ask?

- Just dive right
into it, jeez.

How do we sum up?
Worst year of my life.

I really need a cocktail first.

[laughs]
No, I'm not with him.

- Okay.
- Mm-mm.

- This is my cousin, Marcie.
- Hi, Marcie, Ashley.

- Hey, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

- Will you go
get me another drink?

- I don't want to.
- Please.

- Wait, why?
- Because I'm scared.

- I am, too.

- She is crazy.
Just crazy.

- How many times did you
visit your son?

- That was low, dude.
That was low.

- Don't bring up
the kids, please.

- If you're not scared
of Ashley, you should be.

Like, you should be
really scared.

- Whitney.
- What do you need?

- Moscow mule.
I love you.

- Hold this.
- Okay.

- So the relationship's over.
You're staying in Chucktown.

That's cool.
- Um...

- The lady would like
a Moscow mule, please.

- Is that what you're doing?
- Yeah.

- Good seeing you, Whitney.
- Oh, is that--

I know you talked some sh--
about my mother, unfairly so.

I mean, but I just wish--
- Same for her.

- No, no.
It's a different situation.

- Are you kidding me?
She's almost 80.

You'd think
she would know better.

- Okay.

Ashley insists
upon besmirching my mother

and her reputation
with some conspiracy theories.

None are true.

- Someone was calling
Thomas a lunatic.

And when I realized
it was this other person--

- Someone else.
- That she is familiar with,

I told Patricia.

- So this is what
the falling out was?

- Correct, correct.
- Okay, because someone wrote

some bad things about Thomas.

I mean, Patricia's not
in charge of other people.

And there goes
the bridge, torched.

- I think you're
a bit delusional.

- Same.

- Same?
- Same.

And she's made my life
a living hell too.

I have nothing kind
to say about her.

It's a hot topic,
and I just don't want to--

- Okay.
- Get into that, so--

- Right, right, okay, good.
- Thank you, Whitney.

- Eliza invited her.
- Yeah.

- Eliza is to blame
here too, right?

- Uh, I think fully.

- But I'm not talking
to clouds on a sunny day.

I'm having a good time.
- Sure, sure.

- And I'm gonna go catch
some red fish and just--

- Oh, I want to do that.
- Okay.

- I feel like I should
come say hi to you guys.

[tense music]

- Oh, God.

- I just don't want
any animosity, that's all.

I just want to be friendly if I
see you around town, that's it.

- I haven't had a bad
experience with her.

So I was like, "Come."

- The last time I saw her,
she called me a huge bitch

in front
of an entire restaurant.

- But, like, the fact
that I don't think that you're

genuinely sorry to Kathryn
kind of stayed with everyone.

- Yeah, of course I'm sorry.

I never want to hurt anyone,
you know?

I wouldn't want to be hurt.

I'm a nurse,
but I need to empathize more.

♪ ♪

And I'm sorry that,
ever, I hurt her.

- Saying all the things that
you were saying in the past.

- Well, I don't really want
to get into that, Madison.

So I'm just gonna say
just keep your mouth shut.

- Yeah, you're bringing
out this dirt

that I'm doing on social media.

- That's, like, a week ago.
- Okay.

I don't want to talk about
what happened in the past

that has nothing
to do with you.

I get that she's your friend.
Let me handle that.

Okay?
We're talking about us.

- Kathryn, I don't want
to talk about that.

- I didn't say shut your mouth.
I just said--

- You just looked at her
and said, "Shut your mouth."

- (BLEEP).
- I got to pee.

I'm just gonna go.
- Okay.

- I didn't say shut the mouth.
I said keep your mouth shut.

I just feel like
you're just trying to--

- No, I'm not.
- Right now,

I'm trying to,
like, find peace,

and you're making it--
you're making it bad.

Why even bring it up?
Is this your business?

- I get it, and that's who I
need to speak to, not you.

- Well, odds are Kathryn's
not gonna sit down with you

- That's fine.
Then I'll write her a letter.

- Okay, I'm gonna
get one more drink.

Thanks for chatting with me.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- No, you're not.

- Coming up...

- You want to know
who was always talking sh--

about Kathryn constantly?
Patricia.

There's a lot more
than you know.

♪ ♪

- I think there's some fish

- I think there's some fish
down by this dock.

We caught one here earlier.
- Really?

- Yeah.
- You know what?

I'm gonna try
something different.

- Is everyone gonna hate me
since I brought Ashley?

- No one's mad.
- I just wanted

to give her a second chance

to make peace
or whatever, but--

- Oh, is that why she came?

- I mean, that's what I told
her to come for.

- I've come to say hi
to you guys.

Is that okay?
- Oh, no.

- You have a puppy
in your hand,

so I figured that this is--
- A safe zone?

- This can't be--
- Are you still living here?

Do you like it here?
- Yeah, I do.

I haven't had
a chance to really

experience Charleston alone.

- Why did you tweet
the other week and say

that we were all losers?

[dramatic music]

- You did, Ashley.

- Well, you said
I'm a horrendous person, so--

- Well, you were.
- A horrible--

a horrible person.

- You watched what Ashley
had to say about her mothering.

- You're a baby mama.

Go, bye.
- Come on, hey.

That's--Come on.
- Thomas--

- You're nothing
but an egg donor.

- I think she's
a horrible human being.

Horrible.

You called Kathryn
an egg donor.

That's pretty
----ing bad, Ashley.

- There's sh-- going down
over there.

- I mean, to be fair,
Cameran, I took the bait.

I was a pawn
in this whole thing.

Everyone says it's Thomas,
it's Thomas.

You want to know
who was the one that was

talking all the sh--
about Kathryn constantly?

Patricia.
- [scoffs]

There's a lot more
than you know.

She was the one that was
telling me it's always Kathryn.

She's saying this about you.
She's saying this about you.

She got me worked up
and she's like,

"But don't tell anyone
I told you."

And I believed Patricia.
She's--I mean, I respect her.

She can't be lying to me.

The reason Kathryn was my enemy

is because Patricia
made her my enemy.

She wanted to destroy her.

She was inciting me
to go against you, Kathryn.

She might be kind of selfish,

but I want to see
you guys together

just for the fact that Kathryn
can't try to get him back.

And the best way
she could think of

to do that
was by befriending me.

- Wow.
That is sensational.

- Okay, this has nothing
to do with us.

- What matters is what
you've said about all of us.

And you're here,
and I don't understand it.

If you're here for Eliza,
then go sit with Eliza.

- I'm just trying
to coexist here.

Just--if we can all
be civilized.

I'm not asking you
to go to lunch next week.

I'm just saying hi.
- Then don't talk sh-- about

us if you want to be civilized.

- I'm just saying hello.
That's all.

- Okay.
- That's all.

- Am I gonna have to see
you around town and--

- No, you won't see my ass.

Although, thank God,
because I heard when you ran

into Naomie downtown,
you started yelling at her

and called her a bitch in front
of the whole restaurant.

- Oh, please, oh, please.
Rumors, gossip.

Bring her over here.
And there were other people.

There were other people
here, too.

- Madison who's here and--
- Yeah. Madison was there.

- She came up to our table
and called Naomie a bitch.

I've never seen
anybody do that.

- The reason I probably
called her bitch

was because she was a bitch.

I went over there to say hi
and to try to make peace.

- But, Ashley, if you're trying
to make something right

and then calling someone
a bitch, that doesn't work.

- Okay, well, you're right.

Then I should have walked away
from the bitch.

I should have just walked away
and been like, "I tried."

- No, I want you to listen
to this

because I want you to
realize this.

- Girl, I already know.
- There's always two sides

to every story.
- I already got it.

- You can't sit here
and call these people

who are close to us bitches

or whatever
you want to call them

and expect us
to all be nice to you.

- Well, what's wrong
with your friend

that she can't be nice to me?

- She was at dinner,
and you came up to her table--

- Oh, really?
There was nobody

in the damn restaurant.
Trust me, Madison.

I wouldn't have interrupted you
in the middle of your dinner.

- I would have waited
to call her a bitch

until after
she had eaten dinner.

- Okay, you guys weren't
eating dinner.

- I'm staying out it.
You know what, I tried.

I want her to come here
and apologize and say,

I'm sorry, I ----ed up, I want
to be friends, and she doesn't.

This is not
what I intended to happen.

And I get it, like, you go into
like, survival mode

when you're fighting.

But Ashley's digging
herself a deeper hole,

And she's making me
look like an idiot

for giving her this opportunity

that she's kind of smashed
into the dirt.

- I made a mistake.
I should not have

approached that table.

I should never have done that.
I apologize.

- Okay, Then just move on.
- Naomie, come here.

- I have so many regrets,
and you have no idea how much

I think about it every day.
Like, "If only."

And I just want to say
I'm sorry.

[tense music]

- Well.
- And I'm sad.

I wish it could have been
different because I wonder

how, you know, our friendships
would have evolved from that.

- Yeah. I think we all
are very sad.

- I think it could have been
a lot of fun.

- You know, these crocodile
tears that you're crying,

like I just don't buy it.
Like--

- All right, Austen.
- Like you're sitting here--

- Ashley, you called me

a bitch.
- You're doing a sob story

right after you
called them losers.

And it's just impossible
to believe a single word

that comes out of your mouth.
- Why are you talking?

I'm not talking to you.
I don't care about you.

I don't care.

- I can't believe
she's still sitting there.

You know it takes
a certain amount

of, like, crazy to show up.

- I'm still incredulous.
- Well, Ashley, listen.

Like, let's clear the air
with everyone, right?

- That's what I wanted
to have in that night

that I saw you
at the restaurant.

- Yeah, but instead,
you called me a bitch

in front of all my friends.

- But was I saying it
in a joking way?

- No!
- I'm curious.

- Like, I can tell you,
my intentions were only good.

- "Intentions were good."
- No.

You came up to the table
and you said,

"You're not
gonna give me a hug.

You're a huge bitch."
- Sounds pretty on-brand.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- On the next episode
of "Southern Charm..."

- It came out that, like,
you and I hooked up.

And Craig and Austen,
they said that you denied it.

- I--we have a different
interpretation of events.

[laughs]

- The countdown to Colorado.

- I know, I can't wait.
I invited Madison to come.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Hey.
- Hey.

- Okay, Madison and Austen
are making up.

♪ ♪

- Just shut up
and go home then.

- Craig, relax.

- Got to be bitching
the whole time.

I can't listen to it anymore.
- Craig, are you drunk?

- Chelsea, shut up.
- You shut the (BLEEP) up.

- This is literally
when everyone else knew

what I was saying is right.

- You need to check your
goddamn pants for a vagina

because you're being a pussy.

I got a bigger dick than you.

- For more "Southern Charm,"
go to bravotv.com.