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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,008 --> 00:00:09,002 ♪ ("ALL MY GIRLS LIKE TO FIGHT" BY HOPE TALA PLAYING) ♪ 2 00:00:12,016 --> 00:00:15,020 ♪ I lick their hands clean Of bark and bite ♪ 3 00:00:15,022 --> 00:00:18,021 ♪ So they can sleep deep At night ♪ 4 00:00:19,012 --> 00:00:20,003 ♪ Ah ♪ 5 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:22,020 ♪ All my girls... ♪ 6 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:24,019 If you guys want to know how I keep my face fresh 7 00:00:24,021 --> 00:00:26,005 after early morning travel, 8 00:00:26,007 --> 00:00:28,021 I've reposted my crucial fight-the-flight-- 9 00:00:28,023 --> 00:00:31,015 I am so excited to see my girls Monet and Luna today. 10 00:00:31,017 --> 00:00:32,002 -Yay! 11 00:00:35,012 --> 00:00:38,021 ♪ You like to make me suffer Thought we loved one another ♪ 12 00:00:38,023 --> 00:00:42,000 ♪ Ghosts of All your old lovers around ♪ 13 00:00:42,002 --> 00:00:44,001 ♪ Be quiet, don't make a sound ♪ 14 00:00:45,013 --> 00:00:48,012 ♪ 'Cause all your girls Like to fight ♪ 15 00:00:51,003 --> 00:00:52,020 ♪ I like to make you suffer ♪ 16 00:00:52,022 --> 00:00:54,000 ♪ Thought we loved one another ♪ 17 00:00:54,002 --> 00:00:56,020 ♪ Ghosts of All my old lovers around ♪ 18 00:00:56,022 --> 00:00:59,020 ♪ Be quiet, don't make a sound ♪ 19 00:01:01,005 --> 00:01:02,008 ♪ 'Cause all my girls Like to fight ♪ 20 00:01:07,003 --> 00:01:11,008 ♪ Fight, fight, fight... ♪ 21 00:01:11,010 --> 00:01:13,011 Hey, Dad. 22 00:01:13,013 --> 00:01:15,006 I'm in LA tonight for a session with Billie. 23 00:01:15,008 --> 00:01:18,014 -Ooh. -I'll be back Friday, okay? 24 00:01:18,016 --> 00:01:21,007 -Have a great first day. -I already am. 25 00:01:21,009 --> 00:01:22,019 You know, you're not normally this excited 26 00:01:22,021 --> 00:01:24,012 for the first day of school. 27 00:01:24,014 --> 00:01:27,007 Well, it's better than being stuck in here for another year. 28 00:01:27,009 --> 00:01:28,014 -No shit. 29 00:01:29,010 --> 00:01:30,010 Bye. 30 00:01:35,022 --> 00:01:37,004 -You're gonna be late. -He's always late. 31 00:01:37,006 --> 00:01:39,023 Okay, here's your lunch. 32 00:01:40,001 --> 00:01:42,023 -And your ice pack. Mm, perfect. Okay. 33 00:01:43,001 --> 00:01:43,018 Okay. 34 00:01:44,022 --> 00:01:46,004 -Okay. -Love you. 35 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:48,013 Bye, Dad. Bye, Pop. Bye, Rocky. 36 00:01:48,015 --> 00:01:49,009 -Here you go. 37 00:01:49,011 --> 00:01:50,015 -Thank you, Obie. -Anytime, Murray. 38 00:01:55,022 --> 00:01:57,012 Sorry it's taking me a long time. 39 00:01:59,005 --> 00:02:00,004 We were together all quarantine. It's fine. 40 00:02:02,018 --> 00:02:04,023 You used to like it when it took me a long time. 41 00:02:10,007 --> 00:02:14,006 ♪ Fight, fight ♪ 42 00:02:14,008 --> 00:02:15,013 ♪ Fight... ♪ 43 00:02:18,022 --> 00:02:22,017 ♪ Oh, all my girls Like to fight ♪ 44 00:02:25,019 --> 00:02:26,013 Where's my freshman? 45 00:02:26,015 --> 00:02:28,013 Fresh-woman? 46 00:02:29,001 --> 00:02:30,015 Fresh-person. 47 00:02:31,011 --> 00:02:34,001 -Fresh-princess! -Dad, please. No. 48 00:02:34,003 --> 00:02:36,023 Sorry, I'm just excited. It's your first day. 49 00:02:37,001 --> 00:02:39,005 It's another day, no first anything. 50 00:02:44,023 --> 00:02:47,005 Constance Billard is one of the top 10 private schools 51 00:02:47,007 --> 00:02:50,003 in the country, with one of the best arts programs. 52 00:02:50,005 --> 00:02:51,018 Full of the type of people whose values 53 00:02:51,020 --> 00:02:53,021 -I was able to shield you from-- -Kids are bad all over. 54 00:02:53,023 --> 00:02:55,000 Even in Buffalo. 55 00:02:56,018 --> 00:02:58,004 We had to leave. 56 00:02:58,006 --> 00:03:00,002 And we couldn't pass up the scholarship. 57 00:03:00,004 --> 00:03:02,022 I mean, at Constance, my college choices are so much better. 58 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,011 Say it with me, Yale Drama. 59 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,017 -And-- -Yes, she's a student there, 60 00:03:08,019 --> 00:03:10,007 but I doubt I'll even get to meet her. 61 00:03:10,009 --> 00:03:11,006 You're not even sure she knows I exist. 62 00:03:11,008 --> 00:03:13,002 She's your half-sister, she knows you exist. 63 00:03:13,004 --> 00:03:15,016 Well then, I don't want to meet her. 64 00:03:15,018 --> 00:03:16,014 Because she never accepted my friend request 65 00:03:16,016 --> 00:03:18,016 I sent when I was 10. 66 00:03:19,007 --> 00:03:20,014 Thank you for breakfast. 67 00:03:21,014 --> 00:03:22,002 Bye, Dad. 68 00:03:22,004 --> 00:03:22,020 -I love you. -You too. 69 00:03:22,022 --> 00:03:25,018 -Good luck. -Thank you. 70 00:03:25,020 --> 00:03:27,004 -Bye. -Hey, where'd you get those? 71 00:03:27,016 --> 00:03:28,016 Hmm? 72 00:03:29,013 --> 00:03:31,014 Moving gift from Bella. Remember? 73 00:03:31,016 --> 00:03:32,017 Huh. 74 00:03:47,004 --> 00:03:49,009 -Lune? -The brick'll wash her out. 75 00:03:57,011 --> 00:03:58,012 Up and to the left. 76 00:03:59,002 --> 00:03:59,003 New EIP. 77 00:04:03,013 --> 00:04:05,004 Ew. Go! 78 00:04:05,006 --> 00:04:07,003 Don't they have their own entrance or something? 79 00:04:07,005 --> 00:04:08,004 I'm standing here. You see me, don't you? 80 00:04:08,022 --> 00:04:10,006 Okay come on, let's do this. 81 00:04:12,022 --> 00:04:15,008 Okay. So, 82 00:04:15,010 --> 00:04:18,012 "Arrival, first day, uh, junior year." 83 00:04:18,014 --> 00:04:20,006 Um, so just back up a little bit. 84 00:04:22,005 --> 00:04:23,005 Back up a little more. 85 00:04:24,019 --> 00:04:26,000 Okay. Now, show me the bag. 86 00:04:28,004 --> 00:04:30,008 Sorry, Ms. Keller, I didn't see you there. 87 00:04:30,010 --> 00:04:32,009 Um, it wasn't your fault. 88 00:04:32,011 --> 00:04:34,008 She almost destroyed your Capucine. 89 00:04:34,010 --> 00:04:37,000 It'd take her whole month's salary to replace it. 90 00:04:37,002 --> 00:04:39,017 Rayon gives me nosebleeds. Could you move? 91 00:04:39,019 --> 00:04:41,008 God, now the light's off. 92 00:04:41,010 --> 00:04:42,008 -Kate? -Yeah? 93 00:04:42,010 --> 00:04:43,014 Thought we were meeting inside. 94 00:04:46,008 --> 00:04:48,008 We should have a no-Zara rule at school. 95 00:04:48,010 --> 00:04:50,007 Zara, east of Lex only. 96 00:04:51,022 --> 00:04:54,015 I don't know why I still expect them to be nice. 97 00:04:54,017 --> 00:04:56,020 I guess a year of Zoom boxes fooled me? 98 00:04:56,022 --> 00:04:58,003 That's only 'cause you couldn't see 99 00:04:58,005 --> 00:04:59,020 what they were texting beneath them. 100 00:05:02,003 --> 00:05:03,005 Oh, no. 101 00:05:03,007 --> 00:05:05,003 First day of school and Wendy's already sad. 102 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:07,016 The headmistress would like to speak with you, Martine. 103 00:05:08,007 --> 00:05:08,010 Right this way. 104 00:05:17,006 --> 00:05:18,021 This is why I bring a Yeti. 105 00:05:18,023 --> 00:05:20,013 When the horde sets their alarms 106 00:05:20,015 --> 00:05:22,017 to go off in unison during a pop quiz, 107 00:05:22,019 --> 00:05:24,015 I don't spill on myself when I scream. 108 00:05:24,017 --> 00:05:25,019 I could get you one. 109 00:05:25,021 --> 00:05:28,013 It took me an hour to pick out an outfit 110 00:05:28,015 --> 00:05:30,001 I thought they wouldn't make fun off. 111 00:05:30,003 --> 00:05:31,010 And it took them one second to prove me wrong. 112 00:05:31,012 --> 00:05:34,022 If Julien wore that, Urban would be mass producing knockoffs 113 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:35,017 by third period. 114 00:05:35,019 --> 00:05:36,020 They just pick on us 'cause they can. 115 00:05:36,022 --> 00:05:38,023 Because no one says not to. 116 00:05:39,001 --> 00:05:41,008 And if you try to fail them, 117 00:05:41,010 --> 00:05:43,000 between your laptop and the office, 118 00:05:43,002 --> 00:05:44,009 an F becomes a C. 119 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:46,021 And a C becomes valedictorian 120 00:05:46,023 --> 00:05:49,003 and a top spot at the Ivy of their choice. 121 00:05:49,005 --> 00:05:51,014 This school produced great people. 122 00:05:51,016 --> 00:05:54,000 Caroline Kennedy, Colson Whitehead, 123 00:05:54,002 --> 00:05:55,007 Nate Archibald. 124 00:05:55,009 --> 00:05:56,006 It's why I wanted to teach here. 125 00:05:56,008 --> 00:05:58,018 It's not like Nate Archibald 126 00:05:58,020 --> 00:05:59,014 was such a saint when we started. 127 00:05:59,016 --> 00:06:02,023 -You went here, Rebecca? -Class of '09. 128 00:06:03,001 --> 00:06:05,004 Back when we still respected authority. 129 00:06:05,006 --> 00:06:08,014 Now, they can't be controlled because we've ceased to matter. 130 00:06:08,016 --> 00:06:10,007 Who needs an education when you're famous for putting on your makeup? 131 00:06:10,009 --> 00:06:12,022 -But you said Nate-- -When I was a student, 132 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,016 we lived under constant threat. 133 00:06:15,018 --> 00:06:16,017 People like Nate were scared straight. 134 00:06:16,019 --> 00:06:18,010 How? 135 00:06:18,012 --> 00:06:19,011 Yeah, I'd try anything at this point. 136 00:06:19,013 --> 00:06:22,003 It was this thing that started freshman year, 137 00:06:22,005 --> 00:06:24,011 called itself Gossip Girl. 138 00:06:24,013 --> 00:06:27,002 Kind of like an Orwellian Big Sister. 139 00:06:27,004 --> 00:06:29,009 Kept tabs on students it deemed important. 140 00:06:29,011 --> 00:06:32,003 -Kept tabs? -If she knew your secrets, 141 00:06:32,005 --> 00:06:34,000 and she always did, 142 00:06:34,002 --> 00:06:35,022 she told them. She kept us all accountable. 143 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,003 People thought it was me, 144 00:06:38,005 --> 00:06:39,018 but it was actually one of my classmates. 145 00:06:39,020 --> 00:06:41,008 -Dan Humphrey. -The novelist? 146 00:06:41,010 --> 00:06:43,007 I think I remember reading about this. 147 00:06:43,009 --> 00:06:45,015 It was ridiculous. I wouldn't even read it. 148 00:06:52,018 --> 00:06:55,006 It's a blog. Haven't seen one of these in years. 149 00:06:55,008 --> 00:06:58,000 Last post, nine years ago. 150 00:06:58,002 --> 00:07:00,010 Ooh, there's an archive. 151 00:07:00,012 --> 00:07:03,014 Some dead links, but pretty cool. 152 00:07:03,016 --> 00:07:06,000 Wish I thought of this when I was in high school. 153 00:07:06,002 --> 00:07:08,007 We're still in high school. 154 00:07:08,009 --> 00:07:09,012 Maybe we should try it? 155 00:07:14,011 --> 00:07:15,012 What are we looking at? 156 00:07:16,021 --> 00:07:18,001 Hey, hey, keep it moving. Please and thank you. 157 00:07:18,003 --> 00:07:19,005 ♪ ("SUPER RICH KIDS" PLAYING) ♪ 158 00:07:19,007 --> 00:07:22,012 -Oh! The sun's arrived. He has indeed. 159 00:07:22,014 --> 00:07:23,004 Maxi! 160 00:07:23,006 --> 00:07:24,009 Air only. She's still setting. 161 00:07:29,014 --> 00:07:30,020 -Obie! -Hi. 162 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:36,020 You're rumpled and sweaty. 163 00:07:36,022 --> 00:07:39,009 That suddenly bothers you... why? 164 00:07:39,011 --> 00:07:40,018 You said you'd do my story. 165 00:07:41,006 --> 00:07:43,003 Shit, I forgot. 166 00:07:43,021 --> 00:07:45,001 He forgot. 167 00:07:45,003 --> 00:07:46,004 I was... 168 00:07:46,006 --> 00:07:48,017 I was bringing breakfast to the Navy Yard strike line, 169 00:07:48,019 --> 00:07:50,001 but I saved you one. 170 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:51,016 Fan-Fan, your favorite. 171 00:07:51,018 --> 00:07:52,016 Hey, isn't that your parents' development? 172 00:07:52,018 --> 00:07:54,013 Yeah, it is. And they know exactly how I feel. 173 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:57,018 That the very least the strikers deserve is donuts. 174 00:07:57,020 --> 00:07:59,005 And what about what I deserve? 175 00:07:59,007 --> 00:08:01,008 I will clean up during free period, I promise. 176 00:08:01,010 --> 00:08:03,023 -Okay, at this point, it's gonna be a graduation story. Julien! 177 00:08:04,001 --> 00:08:05,003 -So can we-- Audrey! 178 00:08:05,005 --> 00:08:06,010 -Welcome back, guys. -Yo, what's up? 179 00:08:06,012 --> 00:08:09,010 Well, well, if it isn't the Seven Samurai all together again. 180 00:08:09,012 --> 00:08:11,019 You can change the group chat name all you want, 181 00:08:11,021 --> 00:08:14,004 -it's not sticking. -You'll get Kurosawa one day. 182 00:08:15,019 --> 00:08:17,023 Is that what your face looks like without a mask? 183 00:08:18,019 --> 00:08:19,020 Hope, been a few. 184 00:08:19,022 --> 00:08:21,003 Since when do you show up on time 185 00:08:21,005 --> 00:08:22,011 for the first day of the school? 186 00:08:22,013 --> 00:08:24,009 Guess all those months away gave me a renewed interest 187 00:08:24,011 --> 00:08:26,000 in the student body. 188 00:08:26,002 --> 00:08:28,017 -Yours included. -Okay, soft focus, soft focus. 189 00:08:28,019 --> 00:08:30,004 And east so your face gets the sun. 190 00:08:30,006 --> 00:08:33,002 The gram can wait, ladies. She's looking for her sister. 191 00:08:33,004 --> 00:08:36,006 -She's not my sister. -A DNA test would disagree. 192 00:08:36,018 --> 00:08:37,019 She's just half. 193 00:08:37,021 --> 00:08:40,010 -Mm, you have a sister? -He was busy at Berghain. 194 00:08:40,012 --> 00:08:41,013 And you promised never to mention her. 195 00:08:41,015 --> 00:08:45,003 It's a big deal, and we should not pretend otherwise. 196 00:08:45,005 --> 00:08:48,016 She enrolled and moved here like some stalker. 197 00:08:48,018 --> 00:08:51,000 And if it wasn't for Headmistress Burton, 198 00:08:51,002 --> 00:08:53,004 who gave JC a heads-up, we wouldn't have even known. 199 00:08:53,006 --> 00:08:55,015 Their dads hate each other. 200 00:08:55,017 --> 00:08:57,002 Oh, I remember. 201 00:08:57,004 --> 00:09:00,002 She's from when your mom ran off on you and your dad? 202 00:09:00,004 --> 00:09:01,014 Yeah, and if he knew Zoya was here, 203 00:09:01,016 --> 00:09:03,023 he would pull me out of school or the hemisphere. 204 00:09:04,001 --> 00:09:05,009 That's how angry he still is. 205 00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:07,011 I can't believe she didn't tell you herself. 206 00:09:08,002 --> 00:09:10,018 Guys, it's okay. 207 00:09:10,020 --> 00:09:11,011 She and I don't even know each other. 208 00:09:11,013 --> 00:09:13,015 We don't owe each other anything. 209 00:09:13,017 --> 00:09:17,013 And besides, I have everyone I need right here, live and in person. 210 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:18,014 Family drama is so not my thing. 211 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:22,023 I'm more of a medical procedural kind of guy, 212 00:09:23,001 --> 00:09:25,000 two Addys to get me through Calc, 213 00:09:25,002 --> 00:09:27,021 and a benzo to slumber through Vicki Fic. 214 00:09:45,023 --> 00:09:47,001 Is that her? 215 00:09:48,001 --> 00:09:50,004 Should we throw our lattes on her? 216 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:52,001 Turmeric stains forever. 217 00:09:52,003 --> 00:09:53,015 I don't know what you're talking about. 218 00:09:53,017 --> 00:09:54,020 I can't see freshmen. 219 00:09:59,002 --> 00:10:00,006 I like her shoes. 220 00:10:01,014 --> 00:10:04,016 This Chuck and Blair thing is out of control. 221 00:10:04,018 --> 00:10:06,014 Definitely pre-cancel culture. 222 00:10:06,016 --> 00:10:07,016 Did you get to the part 223 00:10:07,018 --> 00:10:09,018 where she was princess of Monaco for six months? 224 00:10:09,020 --> 00:10:11,016 Or when a high school senior 225 00:10:11,018 --> 00:10:13,016 got a story published in the New Yorker? 226 00:10:13,018 --> 00:10:16,005 As a writer, I'm a little jealous. 227 00:10:16,007 --> 00:10:18,017 I mean, these posts are like a lost Edith Wharton novel. 228 00:10:18,019 --> 00:10:20,016 And just as white. 229 00:10:20,018 --> 00:10:22,015 It goes to show, this school has always been 230 00:10:22,017 --> 00:10:24,011 a breeding ground for the worst kinds of people. 231 00:10:24,013 --> 00:10:25,010 Is it really their fault 232 00:10:25,012 --> 00:10:27,008 they inherited power and influence 233 00:10:27,010 --> 00:10:29,005 the minute they were born 234 00:10:29,007 --> 00:10:31,017 without any examples of how not to abuse it? 235 00:10:31,019 --> 00:10:34,014 You're defending them? After what they just did to you? 236 00:10:34,016 --> 00:10:37,015 I'm only saying we're their last hope. 237 00:10:37,017 --> 00:10:40,019 We're supposed to send them out of here Barack Obamas, 238 00:10:40,021 --> 00:10:42,017 instead of Brett Kavanaughs. 239 00:10:42,019 --> 00:10:44,008 How? We have no power. 240 00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:45,013 Sure we do. 241 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:48,016 Fucking got fired. 242 00:10:51,019 --> 00:10:53,019 The headmistress was on the phone with parents 243 00:10:53,021 --> 00:10:55,008 -all morning. -Parents? 244 00:10:55,010 --> 00:10:57,015 It was something about me refusing to change a grade last year? 245 00:10:57,017 --> 00:10:59,012 And there were other teachers waiting when I left. 246 00:10:59,014 --> 00:11:02,010 I mean, it's a-- it's a blood bath. 247 00:11:03,005 --> 00:11:04,010 Today, the first day of school? 248 00:11:04,012 --> 00:11:07,004 If you want to show you're in charge, you need an audience. 249 00:11:08,017 --> 00:11:10,005 Who's our last hope, Kate? 250 00:11:10,020 --> 00:11:11,019 We could be next. 251 00:11:12,018 --> 00:11:13,008 You don't have to be. 252 00:11:16,021 --> 00:11:17,016 What's this? 253 00:11:19,005 --> 00:11:20,005 Power. 254 00:11:31,008 --> 00:11:33,004 Let's see if this gets their attention. 255 00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:54,003 Let me see it. 256 00:11:57,005 --> 00:11:58,013 Yours is better. 257 00:11:58,015 --> 00:12:01,012 No way. My friend did mine with a seam ripper. 258 00:12:01,014 --> 00:12:02,023 -Okay, true. 259 00:12:03,001 --> 00:12:04,006 I got mine done by Dr. Woo. 260 00:12:04,008 --> 00:12:06,007 But still, I'm so happy to finally meet you. 261 00:12:06,009 --> 00:12:08,002 You're not just in my chat history anymore, 262 00:12:08,004 --> 00:12:10,006 -you're actually here. -I know. Davis? 263 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:12,014 No idea. Nick? 264 00:12:12,016 --> 00:12:15,007 Knows you go here, but thinks you have no idea who I am. 265 00:12:15,009 --> 00:12:16,004 So we're good for now. 266 00:12:16,006 --> 00:12:18,018 Julien Elizabeth. 267 00:12:18,020 --> 00:12:19,019 -Zoya Jane. 268 00:12:21,017 --> 00:12:23,018 I can't believe you're really here. 269 00:12:23,020 --> 00:12:26,015 I know, I thought no fucking way my dad would go for moving. 270 00:12:26,017 --> 00:12:28,007 But when I got the scholarship... 271 00:12:29,005 --> 00:12:30,019 I can't believe we pulled this off. 272 00:12:32,008 --> 00:12:32,021 That's not what I meant. I... 273 00:12:35,018 --> 00:12:36,017 I can't believe you're really here. 274 00:12:39,004 --> 00:12:40,008 You look just like her. 275 00:12:47,006 --> 00:12:49,020 I have this whole plan to incorporate you into our friend group. 276 00:12:49,022 --> 00:12:52,016 -Are you sure you can't just-- -This'll be easier. 277 00:12:52,018 --> 00:12:53,016 They'll like you for you and not because 278 00:12:53,018 --> 00:12:56,020 you're related to me. Met Steps at 11:00. 279 00:12:56,022 --> 00:12:58,014 I was told freshmen don't have open campus privileges. 280 00:12:58,016 --> 00:13:00,018 We own this school. They work for us. 281 00:13:02,010 --> 00:13:05,004 Do you like the sneakers? 282 00:13:05,006 --> 00:13:06,011 -I feel a little weird about-- -They were free. 283 00:13:06,013 --> 00:13:08,011 Don't even worry about it. 284 00:13:08,013 --> 00:13:10,000 And I've already planted the seed 285 00:13:10,002 --> 00:13:11,012 that I liked them on you. 286 00:13:11,014 --> 00:13:13,019 So I'll wave you over to get them for my story, okay? 287 00:13:13,021 --> 00:13:15,007 Just like we planned. 288 00:13:15,009 --> 00:13:16,017 Now get to class. I can be late, but you shouldn't. 289 00:13:17,011 --> 00:13:18,019 You're here! 290 00:13:21,023 --> 00:13:24,019 ♪ ("TAKE ME WHERE YOUR HEART IS" BY Q PLAYS) ♪ 291 00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:28,011 Dumbo Hall tonight, dears. 292 00:13:28,013 --> 00:13:32,015 And a reminder, it is fashion week, 293 00:13:32,017 --> 00:13:33,018 so accoutre accordingly. 294 00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:36,021 I'm actually stuffing envelopes after school, 295 00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:38,009 so I'll be late. 296 00:13:38,011 --> 00:13:39,014 And probably rumpled and sweaty. 297 00:13:39,016 --> 00:13:42,019 And you said you would come with me. 298 00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:44,019 Yeah, just so you'd quit asking me. 299 00:13:46,019 --> 00:13:50,001 -Who waits for the light? -She's not from here. 300 00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:52,007 I still don't know who you're talking about. 301 00:13:52,009 --> 00:13:54,020 You know what would trend faster than a fall fashion fail? 302 00:13:54,022 --> 00:13:56,022 A "secret sister" splosh video. 303 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,015 I've got the heels, and I'd love nothing more than to just-- 304 00:14:03,019 --> 00:14:04,017 Hey! 305 00:14:07,003 --> 00:14:08,006 Are those Bey Superstars? 306 00:14:10,008 --> 00:14:12,003 -Yeah. -Can I get a picture? 307 00:14:13,016 --> 00:14:15,006 Just 'cause our dads hate each other, 308 00:14:15,008 --> 00:14:16,018 doesn't mean we have to, right? 309 00:14:16,020 --> 00:14:18,002 What are you doing? 310 00:14:18,004 --> 00:14:19,017 What if she's cool? 311 00:14:19,019 --> 00:14:21,007 She has a headband on. 312 00:14:21,009 --> 00:14:23,004 It's actually a scarf. It was my-- 313 00:14:24,004 --> 00:14:25,008 our mom's. 314 00:14:25,023 --> 00:14:27,012 Let's do this instead. 315 00:14:28,004 --> 00:14:29,010 ♪ I just want you to ♪ 316 00:14:30,004 --> 00:14:33,017 ♪ To take where your heart is ♪ 317 00:14:34,011 --> 00:14:36,016 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 318 00:14:36,018 --> 00:14:37,023 The Right To The City Alliance? 319 00:14:38,001 --> 00:14:40,007 Yeah, they-- I, uh, I volunteer with them. 320 00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:42,007 See, someone else has heard of it. 321 00:14:42,009 --> 00:14:43,007 They're doing great work. 322 00:14:43,009 --> 00:14:45,003 They try to halt displacement 323 00:14:45,005 --> 00:14:48,011 of marginalized communities in historic neighborhoods. 324 00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:51,001 My grandpa used to work with them until he passed away. 325 00:14:51,003 --> 00:14:52,003 If you ever need another body, I'm in. 326 00:14:52,005 --> 00:14:54,020 I've been trying to get this guy to go for, like, months. 327 00:14:54,022 --> 00:14:57,023 I think it's cool you work with them. 328 00:14:58,001 --> 00:15:00,011 You ever heard of the guilty rich? 329 00:15:00,013 --> 00:15:01,022 -This one's the guiltiest. -And the richest. 330 00:15:07,011 --> 00:15:10,001 -What's your handle? -Uh, ALottaZee, with two E's. 331 00:15:10,003 --> 00:15:11,008 As soon as I post this, 332 00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:13,002 you're gonna get a load of new followers. 333 00:15:13,021 --> 00:15:14,019 best to use your name. 334 00:15:14,021 --> 00:15:16,015 -That way, anyone can find you. 335 00:15:16,017 --> 00:15:20,004 Why would I want people to find me? 336 00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,018 How would you like to hang out with us tonight at Dumbo Hall? 337 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:23,018 It's this members-only club we go to. 338 00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:26,007 I don't know, it's a school night. 339 00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:28,005 Lordy, Lordy, Lordy. 340 00:15:28,007 --> 00:15:30,008 If you close your eyes, she disappears, I'm telling you. 341 00:15:30,010 --> 00:15:32,004 -We don't stay out late. -We don't? 342 00:15:32,006 --> 00:15:33,007 I'm not a member. 343 00:15:33,023 --> 00:15:34,019 I'll put you on the list. 344 00:15:34,021 --> 00:15:37,016 So as long as everyone else agrees? 345 00:15:38,018 --> 00:15:42,006 Maybe my Xanny just kicked in, but I say why not. 346 00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:44,007 She's cute enough. 347 00:15:48,011 --> 00:15:50,015 It would be nice to have someone to run errands. 348 00:15:53,002 --> 00:15:53,020 Sure. 349 00:15:55,002 --> 00:15:55,003 Welcome. 350 00:15:56,010 --> 00:15:57,016 See you at 7:00. 351 00:15:57,018 --> 00:15:59,010 ♪ Just take me where Your heart is ♪ 352 00:16:06,011 --> 00:16:08,004 -Bye. 353 00:16:08,006 --> 00:16:09,002 Peace. 354 00:16:10,005 --> 00:16:13,010 Not even a like. -As if it didn't happen. 355 00:16:13,012 --> 00:16:16,006 We should've known. Is anyone under 30 even on Twitter? 356 00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:17,021 I'd delete that if I were you. 357 00:16:17,023 --> 00:16:21,015 Retaliation never works. Ask my ex-wives. 358 00:16:21,017 --> 00:16:24,007 I'm not a lesbian. 359 00:16:24,009 --> 00:16:26,016 ♪ (CLASSICAL PIANO MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 360 00:16:30,014 --> 00:16:32,011 Trio of sad incoming. 361 00:16:32,013 --> 00:16:34,013 Which one of them should I get fired next? 362 00:16:34,015 --> 00:16:36,009 What did you just say? 363 00:16:36,011 --> 00:16:37,011 No, I wasn't talking to you. 364 00:16:37,013 --> 00:16:41,005 About you, maybe, but... that depends on your behavior. 365 00:16:41,007 --> 00:16:42,001 But I'm pretty sure you know that now. 366 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,017 My house, tonight. 367 00:16:58,020 --> 00:17:01,020 So, we covered your commute, your classes, 368 00:17:01,022 --> 00:17:04,001 the creepy hot dog guy who liked your uniform... 369 00:17:06,016 --> 00:17:08,015 Okay, Dad. 370 00:17:08,017 --> 00:17:12,009 I saw her once from across the courtyard. That's it. 371 00:17:12,011 --> 00:17:14,004 And I'm pretty sure that's how it's gonna be. 372 00:17:15,021 --> 00:17:15,022 But... 373 00:17:16,021 --> 00:17:19,005 -I met some great new people. -Hmm. 374 00:17:19,007 --> 00:17:22,014 And one of them invited me to go get gelato with her. 375 00:17:22,016 --> 00:17:23,003 -Oh, that's nice. Tonight. 376 00:17:25,004 --> 00:17:26,005 -Well-- -In the Village. 377 00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:27,020 No way. It's a school night. 378 00:17:27,022 --> 00:17:30,011 Come on, Dad, this is New York City. 379 00:17:30,013 --> 00:17:33,003 Seven o'clock here is like four in Buffalo. 380 00:17:33,005 --> 00:17:35,001 And if I say no to the first invitation, 381 00:17:35,003 --> 00:17:36,015 who knows if I'll get any more? 382 00:17:39,001 --> 00:17:40,018 So long as you're back by 9:00. 383 00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:42,018 Nine? 384 00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:45,008 If you prove to me you can be responsible this time, 385 00:17:45,010 --> 00:17:48,014 maybe you'll be able to say yes to those future invitations 386 00:17:48,016 --> 00:17:50,014 and stay out even longer. 387 00:17:51,021 --> 00:17:54,000 Fair. Thank you. 388 00:18:08,018 --> 00:18:10,020 Hey. Jimmy, right? -Mm-hmm. 389 00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:12,020 I'm Zoya, we just moved-- we're staying at my grandma's. 390 00:18:12,022 --> 00:18:15,012 Did someone drop something off? 391 00:18:15,014 --> 00:18:18,008 Yeah, the courier said not to call up. 392 00:18:18,010 --> 00:18:20,011 It's a-- it's a surprise for my dad. 393 00:18:29,021 --> 00:18:32,007 Twitter is a glorified chat room 394 00:18:32,009 --> 00:18:33,015 for meme sharing, conspiracy theorists, 395 00:18:33,017 --> 00:18:36,009 and Lin-Manuel Miranda. 396 00:18:36,011 --> 00:18:38,003 If we really want to get attention, 397 00:18:38,005 --> 00:18:39,013 it's Instagram only. 398 00:18:39,015 --> 00:18:42,008 Gossip Girl was also voice-y. It drew you in. 399 00:18:42,010 --> 00:18:44,016 "Chuck Bass losing something 400 00:18:44,018 --> 00:18:47,021 his heart." 401 00:18:47,023 --> 00:18:49,005 I can write in that style. 402 00:18:49,007 --> 00:18:51,021 And we need to tag people for maximum effect. 403 00:18:51,023 --> 00:18:53,006 That way we know they'll see it. 404 00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:55,021 -The whole school? Just the popular kids, 405 00:18:55,023 --> 00:18:58,014 like Serenas, Blairs, Nates, and Chucks. 406 00:18:58,016 --> 00:19:01,002 Make them think there's another Dan Humphrey in their midst. 407 00:19:01,004 --> 00:19:02,021 Gossip Girl would have been nothing 408 00:19:02,023 --> 00:19:05,001 without Blair versus Serena. 409 00:19:05,003 --> 00:19:08,004 Their rivalry launched her. We need our own. 410 00:19:08,006 --> 00:19:10,011 Well, clearly Monet and everyone. 411 00:19:10,013 --> 00:19:12,005 Monet's the school villain. 412 00:19:12,007 --> 00:19:13,013 No one cares. 413 00:19:13,015 --> 00:19:16,018 We need to center someone people are actually drawn to. 414 00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:17,019 Like Julien. 415 00:19:17,021 --> 00:19:20,017 Not only is she famous, people actually like her. 416 00:19:20,019 --> 00:19:22,007 Julien has no rival. 417 00:19:22,009 --> 00:19:24,013 Who knew what Blair and Serena's relationship 418 00:19:24,015 --> 00:19:26,013 was actually like? 419 00:19:26,015 --> 00:19:29,013 Gossip Girl's perception was reality. 420 00:19:29,015 --> 00:19:31,014 So we create our own. 421 00:19:31,016 --> 00:19:35,010 -Who do we think Julien might-- -Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 422 00:19:35,012 --> 00:19:38,014 We might not have to make up anything. 423 00:19:38,016 --> 00:19:40,006 You know about her sister, right? 424 00:19:40,008 --> 00:19:41,023 I was on her admissions panel. 425 00:19:42,001 --> 00:19:43,018 But do you know how she got there? 426 00:19:47,002 --> 00:19:47,023 Is that real? 427 00:19:48,001 --> 00:19:50,016 Better than I could've imagined. 428 00:19:50,018 --> 00:19:52,019 So you'll use that? 429 00:19:52,021 --> 00:19:56,006 The old Gossip Girl knew how to tease things out. 430 00:19:56,008 --> 00:19:58,018 She got their attention first, and then went in for the kill. 431 00:19:59,020 --> 00:20:00,003 So we do the same. 432 00:20:01,020 --> 00:20:02,002 We wait on this. 433 00:20:03,014 --> 00:20:05,001 Just a little bit. 434 00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:08,015 You ready to, uh, take the power back, 435 00:20:08,017 --> 00:20:11,009 do some good, and save the future? 436 00:20:11,011 --> 00:20:12,023 I'm gonna need your Gossip Girl voice 437 00:20:13,001 --> 00:20:14,018 to be better than your real voice. 438 00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:16,007 It is. 439 00:20:16,009 --> 00:20:18,017 -I say we do it. -You got my vote. 440 00:20:22,014 --> 00:20:25,007 ♪ ("POSITIONS" BY ARIANA GRANDE PLAYING) ♪ 441 00:20:25,009 --> 00:20:28,004 Hello, followers. Gossip Girl here. 442 00:20:28,006 --> 00:20:30,007 Your one and only source for the truth 443 00:20:30,009 --> 00:20:33,007 behind the scandalous lies of New York's elite. 444 00:20:33,009 --> 00:20:35,017 Been a minute. Did you miss me? 445 00:20:35,019 --> 00:20:37,008 I know I've missed you. 446 00:20:38,008 --> 00:20:39,019 Though you're probably going to wish 447 00:20:39,021 --> 00:20:40,019 I'd stayed away when I'm done. 448 00:20:40,021 --> 00:20:43,007 Because I can see you. 449 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:46,009 Not the you you've oh-so-carefully curated. 450 00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:47,020 The real you. 451 00:20:47,022 --> 00:20:51,004 The one hiding just outside the edge of frame. 452 00:20:51,006 --> 00:20:54,000 Well, it's time to reframe that picture. 453 00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:56,020 You've gotten away with everything a little too long. 454 00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:58,000 Now that I'm back, 455 00:20:58,002 --> 00:20:59,008 I'm gonna feature your finstas, 456 00:20:59,010 --> 00:21:04,006 surface those subtweets, and crack your caches. 457 00:21:04,008 --> 00:21:07,016 You can't hide from me. Never could. 458 00:21:07,018 --> 00:21:09,006 And to prove it, there's a big secret 459 00:21:09,008 --> 00:21:13,004 amongst the ruling class at Constance Billard. 460 00:21:13,006 --> 00:21:15,003 And as you will soon come to know, 461 00:21:15,005 --> 00:21:18,006 no good secret goes unpublished. 462 00:21:18,022 --> 00:21:20,010 Watch this space. 463 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:21,023 Or don't. 464 00:21:22,001 --> 00:21:24,014 You'll hear about it soon enough either way. 465 00:21:25,003 --> 00:21:26,013 Till then, 466 00:21:26,015 --> 00:21:29,011 XOXO, Gossip Girl. 467 00:21:31,006 --> 00:21:33,012 ♪ 'Cause I'll be... ♪ 468 00:21:33,014 --> 00:21:36,005 -Um, did you see that thing we were tagged in? 469 00:21:36,007 --> 00:21:39,008 You turned off my notifications, remember? 470 00:21:39,010 --> 00:21:41,012 What kind of person calls themselves Gossip Girl? 471 00:21:41,014 --> 00:21:44,000 Yeah, it's the 21st century. At least be a Gossip Woman. 472 00:21:44,002 --> 00:21:46,020 Is this that Syosset strip mall party store 473 00:21:46,022 --> 00:21:49,000 that tried to offer me a sponsorship deal? 474 00:21:49,002 --> 00:21:52,000 Probably some regional tween hoping to boost his TikTok. 475 00:21:52,002 --> 00:21:54,006 -Blocked and buried. 476 00:21:54,019 --> 00:21:56,019 Mm, where's Obie? 477 00:21:58,017 --> 00:22:00,021 ♪ Nothin' I wouldn't do That I won't do ♪ 478 00:22:00,023 --> 00:22:02,008 ♪ Switchin' for you ♪ 479 00:22:02,010 --> 00:22:05,005 ♪ This some shit that I I usually don't do ♪ 480 00:22:05,007 --> 00:22:08,009 ♪ But for you I kinda Kinda want to ♪ 481 00:22:09,022 --> 00:22:12,000 ♪ 'Cause you're down for me And I'm down too... ♪ 482 00:22:12,002 --> 00:22:15,006 Whoa, I did not recognize you at all. 483 00:22:16,020 --> 00:22:18,005 Um, it's the dress. 484 00:22:19,008 --> 00:22:19,021 It's new. 485 00:22:19,023 --> 00:22:21,010 Yeah, it looks like, uh... 486 00:22:22,022 --> 00:22:24,005 you look like Julien. 487 00:22:25,007 --> 00:22:25,018 Is that a compliment? 488 00:22:28,009 --> 00:22:31,010 It's typical for you to be so trusting and open. 489 00:22:31,012 --> 00:22:34,007 That's why people follow you. They think that they know you 490 00:22:34,009 --> 00:22:35,022 and they feel entitled to your life, 491 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:36,018 which they aren't. 492 00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:38,022 Zoya's not some crazy stalker, Audge. 493 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,009 But she is a semi-stranger 494 00:22:41,011 --> 00:22:45,002 who has, by some fortuitous coincidence, 495 00:22:45,004 --> 00:22:47,010 found herself at your school, 496 00:22:47,012 --> 00:22:49,021 -in your friend group... 497 00:22:49,023 --> 00:22:51,008 ♪ ("DRINKS" BY CYN PLAYING) ♪ 498 00:22:52,021 --> 00:22:54,007 ...with your boyfriend? 499 00:22:55,012 --> 00:22:58,004 I'm gonna get us another round. We're gonna need it. 500 00:22:59,006 --> 00:23:01,022 Look, I, um-- I almost forgot, I-- 501 00:23:02,017 --> 00:23:03,019 I brought you this. 502 00:23:03,021 --> 00:23:06,006 And I don't know if it goes with the dress or whatever-- 503 00:23:06,008 --> 00:23:09,005 It goes with everything. Thank you. 504 00:23:09,007 --> 00:23:10,015 ♪ Taking a band-aid And ripping it off ♪ 505 00:23:10,017 --> 00:23:12,004 Hey. What up, Obes? 506 00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:15,004 Hey. 507 00:23:15,006 --> 00:23:17,010 Thank you for coming. You only have to stay an hour, 508 00:23:17,012 --> 00:23:19,008 and then I'll come to whatever rally you want next time. 509 00:23:19,010 --> 00:23:23,011 -He hates this place. -Yes, I do. Very much so, yes. 510 00:23:23,013 --> 00:23:25,011 I mean, if one tenth of these people donated 511 00:23:25,013 --> 00:23:27,012 the price of one drink to a charity of their choice... 512 00:23:27,014 --> 00:23:29,005 They are the charity of their choice, Obes, 513 00:23:29,007 --> 00:23:32,003 and that one drink is to help them forget 514 00:23:32,005 --> 00:23:34,012 what people like you ask of them. 515 00:23:34,014 --> 00:23:37,019 As for me, I have got very tight plans for the night. 516 00:23:37,021 --> 00:23:41,000 A bourbon, couple bumps, è tutto. 517 00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:42,012 It's a school night, after all. 518 00:23:42,014 --> 00:23:44,008 Aren't you tired of playing "who's going to win tonight?" 519 00:23:44,010 --> 00:23:47,003 Well, it's not a game if everyone can. 520 00:23:47,005 --> 00:23:48,016 ♪ I don't know what The problem is ♪ 521 00:23:48,018 --> 00:23:49,022 ♪ I don't think it's me ♪ 522 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,006 ♪ Feeling like it's automatic ♪ 523 00:23:52,008 --> 00:23:53,009 Nice hand-me-down. 524 00:23:53,011 --> 00:23:55,004 -Audrey. It's clearly not hers. 525 00:23:55,006 --> 00:23:57,002 It's a fact. I'm speaking factually. 526 00:23:57,004 --> 00:23:59,012 ♪ Happy endings can be tragic ♪ 527 00:23:59,014 --> 00:24:03,013 -Um, she's right. Julien-- -A gift. The first of many. 528 00:24:03,015 --> 00:24:04,015 To make up for the ones 529 00:24:04,017 --> 00:24:05,019 we didn't get to give each other. 530 00:24:06,022 --> 00:24:08,004 Olives or twist? 531 00:24:10,003 --> 00:24:11,017 I say twist. 532 00:24:11,019 --> 00:24:12,017 ♪ It's starting to fall ♪ 533 00:24:12,019 --> 00:24:16,013 ♪ Does it feel like I'm sprinkling salt? ♪ 534 00:24:16,015 --> 00:24:18,008 ♪ He got mad... ♪ 535 00:24:18,010 --> 00:24:20,017 You don't have to drink. We don't peer pressure. 536 00:24:20,019 --> 00:24:22,002 Yeah, I don't. 537 00:24:22,004 --> 00:24:22,022 -Topo Chico? -Thanks. 538 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,018 More for me. 539 00:24:24,020 --> 00:24:27,009 Constance can be a great school if you know how to play it. 540 00:24:27,011 --> 00:24:31,000 I'll tell you everything you need in order to do so. 541 00:24:31,002 --> 00:24:32,021 St. Jude's used to be its own building, 542 00:24:32,023 --> 00:24:35,012 and the boys still act like it is. 543 00:24:35,014 --> 00:24:38,010 The only place we really mix is out front or in the courtyard. 544 00:24:38,012 --> 00:24:39,010 Be careful. It's a fishbowl, 545 00:24:39,012 --> 00:24:42,001 so look your best, because you will be watched. 546 00:24:42,003 --> 00:24:44,001 We use IG for stories, Signal for sexts, 547 00:24:44,003 --> 00:24:46,009 and WhatsApp for abroad, and Messages to chat. 548 00:24:46,011 --> 00:24:48,004 -What about YouTube? Don't interrupt. 549 00:24:48,006 --> 00:24:50,000 Especially not to say "YouTube." 550 00:24:50,002 --> 00:24:51,016 Personalize your uniform. Freshmen are scared to, 551 00:24:51,018 --> 00:24:52,013 but you shouldn't be. It makes you unique, 552 00:24:52,015 --> 00:24:54,023 and it's a middle finger to the matriarchy 553 00:24:55,001 --> 00:24:56,022 who haven't realized they're upholding a system 554 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,011 the patriarchy put into place. 555 00:24:58,013 --> 00:25:00,011 Sant Ambroeus or Yura for coffee, Starbucks for group orders. 556 00:25:00,013 --> 00:25:02,018 The Met Steps or the Great Lawn to hang, not the south side. 557 00:25:02,020 --> 00:25:05,004 JG Melon's for burgers, though they check IDs. 558 00:25:05,006 --> 00:25:07,018 Momoya if you're west. Mezzaluna, not Sarafina's. 559 00:25:07,020 --> 00:25:10,013 Sweetgreen, but for pickup only. Dumbo Hall, not House. 560 00:25:10,015 --> 00:25:12,022 And Lyft, never Uber. Black, never Lux. 561 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,012 And don't use your real address. For privacy and safety, 562 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:17,015 -always a block away. -I take the bus. 563 00:25:21,004 --> 00:25:22,013 You probably come from a school 564 00:25:22,015 --> 00:25:24,006 where people get to know their teachers. 565 00:25:24,020 --> 00:25:25,010 Nobody does that here. 566 00:25:25,012 --> 00:25:27,009 They're never around long enough 567 00:25:27,011 --> 00:25:29,010 to develop a relationship with anyway. 568 00:25:29,012 --> 00:25:31,022 -They're always leaving. -Whether they want to or not. 569 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,005 Probably because private school teachers get paid 570 00:25:34,007 --> 00:25:35,022 substantially less than public school ones. 571 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,015 -They do? That explains so much. 572 00:25:38,017 --> 00:25:39,021 -Zara. 573 00:25:39,023 --> 00:25:41,008 It's criminal how little they make. 574 00:25:41,010 --> 00:25:43,021 Less than customer service representatives, 575 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,011 executive assistants, retail salespeople. 576 00:25:46,013 --> 00:25:47,014 Oh my God. 577 00:25:47,016 --> 00:25:50,007 And wouldn't Ms. Keller be so much happier at Madewell? 578 00:25:50,009 --> 00:25:52,008 Yeah, Jules, come on. She works really hard. 579 00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:54,015 Ms. Keller actually interviewed me 580 00:25:54,017 --> 00:25:55,019 for the scholarship. I thought she was great. 581 00:25:55,021 --> 00:25:58,013 Right, I've been trying to get her to get this for years. 582 00:25:59,009 --> 00:26:01,004 Oh my God. Um, what's your number? 583 00:26:01,006 --> 00:26:02,016 I'll add you to the group text. 584 00:26:05,022 --> 00:26:07,022 I'm gonna go find my boyfriend. 585 00:26:13,022 --> 00:26:16,016 ♪ ("STEAM" BY EXMIRANDA PLAYING) ♪ 586 00:26:22,001 --> 00:26:23,023 ♪ Buttons rippin' Off the sleeves ♪ 587 00:26:24,001 --> 00:26:25,020 ♪ Tuggin' Strippin' off Supreme ♪ 588 00:26:25,022 --> 00:26:27,012 ♪ Done unzipping off the jeans ♪ 589 00:26:27,014 --> 00:26:28,013 ♪ I'm just Lettin' off some steam ♪ 590 00:26:28,015 --> 00:26:30,022 ♪ Trousers slippin' Off the knees... ♪ 591 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:35,001 Poor Audrey Hope. Married and monogamous at 16. 592 00:26:35,003 --> 00:26:37,009 Nothing poor about it. Don't straight-shame me. 593 00:26:37,011 --> 00:26:40,021 Do you ever miss coloring outside the lines? 594 00:26:40,023 --> 00:26:42,010 Or did you never? 595 00:26:42,012 --> 00:26:43,014 So with all the people in this room, 596 00:26:44,004 --> 00:26:47,004 at this very moment, 597 00:26:47,006 --> 00:26:49,016 you want to spend your augmented energy on me? 598 00:26:49,018 --> 00:26:51,015 I don't know what it is with you and Ak, 599 00:26:51,017 --> 00:26:52,022 but something's different. 600 00:26:54,008 --> 00:26:55,010 In a good way? 601 00:26:55,012 --> 00:26:58,003 Oh, yeah. The best way. 602 00:26:58,005 --> 00:26:58,015 ♪ I'm just Lettin' off some steam... ♪ 603 00:27:02,002 --> 00:27:03,022 This isn't on my plan for tonight. 604 00:27:04,022 --> 00:27:05,016 It's all yours if you want it. 605 00:27:08,005 --> 00:27:09,001 You want it? 606 00:27:09,003 --> 00:27:22,013 ♪ How I want Is how it's gonna be ♪ 607 00:27:22,015 --> 00:27:22,016 Oh well. 608 00:27:26,012 --> 00:27:29,009 ♪ ("RUNAWAY" BY REI AMI PLAYING) ♪ 609 00:27:31,006 --> 00:27:31,013 What are you doing? 610 00:27:35,010 --> 00:27:36,012 ♪ Don't even bother... ♪ 611 00:27:36,014 --> 00:27:37,010 What's going on? 612 00:27:37,012 --> 00:27:38,023 ♪ Something in the water ♪ 613 00:27:39,001 --> 00:27:40,017 ♪ Making the ladies go Rounding the boys ♪ 614 00:27:40,019 --> 00:27:42,007 ♪ They looking like Sheep to the slaughter ♪ 615 00:27:42,009 --> 00:27:44,011 ♪ Confessing to father... ♪ 616 00:27:46,015 --> 00:27:48,018 ♪ Now they don't know What to call her... ♪ 617 00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:55,010 ♪ Now I think I might've found my friends ♪ 618 00:27:55,012 --> 00:27:59,020 ♪ Funny 'cause They want us dead ♪ 619 00:27:59,022 --> 00:28:03,005 ♪ When the voices Circle through my head ♪ 620 00:28:03,022 --> 00:28:05,008 Shh. 621 00:28:05,010 --> 00:28:07,002 ♪ You better run away, run away Yeah ♪ 622 00:28:08,002 --> 00:28:09,023 ♪ And baby If it hurts, say when ♪ 623 00:28:12,009 --> 00:28:14,001 ♪ I'll stop And then I'll start again... ♪ 624 00:28:15,007 --> 00:28:19,000 -Huh? 625 00:28:19,002 --> 00:28:23,007 Calloway and her crew at Dumbo Hall 626 00:28:23,009 --> 00:28:26,012 with a little something extra, her sudden sis. 627 00:28:26,014 --> 00:28:28,022 Sorry to crash the party, JC, 628 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,015 but I've got a pic that says 629 00:28:30,017 --> 00:28:32,011 the thousand words you've yet to utter. 630 00:28:32,013 --> 00:28:35,005 Everyone knows, 15 years ago, 631 00:28:35,007 --> 00:28:39,018 Mama Marion dumped DJ Davis for a new life with Nick Nobody, 632 00:28:39,020 --> 00:28:43,009 yet sadly passed before she could see her daughters united. 633 00:28:43,011 --> 00:28:45,006 Yet unite they have. 634 00:28:45,008 --> 00:28:47,004 Though you wouldn't know it to look at them. 635 00:28:47,006 --> 00:28:49,023 Never met before? That's the ruse. 636 00:28:50,001 --> 00:28:51,017 Zoya's entrance to Constance 637 00:28:51,019 --> 00:28:53,015 was signed, sealed, and deceitful. 638 00:28:53,017 --> 00:28:56,019 Or didn't you know? On the Upper East Side, 639 00:28:56,021 --> 00:28:59,011 scholarships aren't granted, they're gifted. 640 00:28:59,013 --> 00:29:01,006 What is this thing talking about? 641 00:29:01,022 --> 00:29:03,002 How should I know? 642 00:29:03,004 --> 00:29:05,014 I got that scholarship on my own, right? 643 00:29:07,001 --> 00:29:09,021 -You didn't buy that for me. -Of course not. 644 00:29:11,001 --> 00:29:13,010 My dad gives money to the school, 645 00:29:13,012 --> 00:29:16,000 part of which goes to fund the art scholarship. 646 00:29:16,002 --> 00:29:18,002 He doesn't have time to read the apps, so I do. 647 00:29:18,004 --> 00:29:19,016 And since you have a passion for theater... 648 00:29:19,018 --> 00:29:22,006 Did you know when you asked me to apply for it 649 00:29:22,008 --> 00:29:24,006 that you would be the one deciding who gets put forward? 650 00:29:24,008 --> 00:29:25,013 Wh-- what? 651 00:29:25,015 --> 00:29:26,022 Did someone deserve it more than me? 652 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,017 Why would you think someone else deserves something more than you? 653 00:29:29,019 --> 00:29:31,018 Wait, you two already know each other? 654 00:29:31,020 --> 00:29:33,017 -On purpose? -Who cares? 655 00:29:33,019 --> 00:29:35,018 Refresh, it's gone already. 656 00:29:35,020 --> 00:29:36,010 Why would you lie? 657 00:29:36,012 --> 00:29:37,022 We don't lie to each other. 658 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,013 If our dads knew, they never would have let her move here. 659 00:29:41,015 --> 00:29:42,021 They just found out. 660 00:29:43,013 --> 00:29:44,013 Didn't they? 661 00:29:46,003 --> 00:29:49,020 -My dad's not on Instagram. -My dad's publicist runs his. 662 00:29:49,022 --> 00:29:51,021 And we are not your dad. 663 00:29:51,023 --> 00:29:55,016 I know. It's just, I wanted to make sure that we-- 664 00:29:56,007 --> 00:29:58,008 -that I-- -Liked me? 665 00:29:58,010 --> 00:30:00,006 -No, that's not-- Oh, oh, oh. 666 00:30:00,008 --> 00:30:03,007 So you were afraid that Z would be Z's. 667 00:30:06,015 --> 00:30:08,017 I don't want to lose my place here. 668 00:30:08,019 --> 00:30:11,013 In fact, I can't-- I can't actually afford to stay here 669 00:30:11,015 --> 00:30:11,020 without that scholarship. 670 00:30:12,014 --> 00:30:14,014 So please, make it make sense, 671 00:30:14,016 --> 00:30:16,010 who would do something like this? 672 00:30:16,012 --> 00:30:18,013 Students work in the office. 673 00:30:18,015 --> 00:30:19,004 Someone is clearly trying to fuck with me, 674 00:30:19,006 --> 00:30:21,000 but it's nothing. 675 00:30:22,004 --> 00:30:24,014 It's just gossip. We're fine. 676 00:30:25,008 --> 00:30:26,004 It doesn't matter. 677 00:30:26,006 --> 00:30:28,019 Nobody cares, right? Do any of you care? 678 00:30:34,017 --> 00:30:36,012 I'm gonna go. 679 00:30:36,014 --> 00:30:38,010 You said you would do the story first. 680 00:30:41,016 --> 00:30:43,015 ♪ (DRAMATIC CHORAL MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 681 00:30:54,003 --> 00:30:55,013 You could've told me. 682 00:30:59,002 --> 00:31:00,013 -I'll walk out with you. -Yeah. 683 00:31:07,003 --> 00:31:07,021 You know, what Julien said is right. 684 00:31:07,023 --> 00:31:10,006 I mean, the whole Gossip Girl thing, 685 00:31:10,008 --> 00:31:12,004 it's just somebody playing a game. 686 00:31:12,006 --> 00:31:14,014 It's a lot of trouble for just a game. 687 00:31:14,016 --> 00:31:16,003 I mean, creating an account, teasing us all day, 688 00:31:16,005 --> 00:31:18,019 and then dropping a bomb just to publicly shame her and me? 689 00:31:18,021 --> 00:31:22,015 It comes with the territory up here. 690 00:31:22,017 --> 00:31:24,013 And if you have something that people want, 691 00:31:25,007 --> 00:31:26,023 you have something to lose. 692 00:31:27,001 --> 00:31:29,008 Right? People try and take us down. 693 00:31:29,010 --> 00:31:29,020 They never can, though. 694 00:31:31,010 --> 00:31:33,015 And you're one of us now. 695 00:31:33,017 --> 00:31:36,011 -Oh, shit! 696 00:31:36,013 --> 00:31:37,021 -Shit, shit, shit, shit-- -All right, look, the C station 697 00:31:37,023 --> 00:31:40,006 is just a few more blocks up, all right? 698 00:31:40,008 --> 00:31:41,019 And what happens when I get out at the other end, where it's four? 699 00:31:41,021 --> 00:31:44,016 I don't know if I have to give this dress back. 700 00:31:44,018 --> 00:31:45,021 I do live right there, 701 00:31:45,023 --> 00:31:48,019 if you wanna just wait it out with me for a bit? 702 00:31:52,023 --> 00:31:54,010 -Yes, sure, okay. -Yeah, okay, all right. 703 00:31:54,012 --> 00:31:55,018 -Just for a bit. -Great. 704 00:32:02,010 --> 00:32:03,020 You have the whole floor? 705 00:32:05,002 --> 00:32:05,021 Um, the building. 706 00:32:10,010 --> 00:32:12,012 Uh, if you... If want to give me your dress, 707 00:32:12,014 --> 00:32:15,001 I can go hang it in the sauna and it'll be dry in no time. 708 00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:18,013 And then, 709 00:32:18,015 --> 00:32:19,016 you know, you can just borrow an umbrella. 710 00:32:19,018 --> 00:32:24,020 Oh. Okay. Um, where can I change? 711 00:32:24,022 --> 00:32:27,017 If we get these floors wet, my mom will kill me. 712 00:32:29,014 --> 00:32:30,014 So... 713 00:32:32,006 --> 00:32:33,007 I won't look. 714 00:32:34,018 --> 00:32:35,019 You have my word. 715 00:32:36,018 --> 00:32:37,000 Okay. 716 00:32:53,015 --> 00:32:54,015 Ready when you are. 717 00:32:58,006 --> 00:33:00,011 Mm-hmm. I'll grab you a sweater. 718 00:33:02,001 --> 00:33:04,004 I'm sorry Julien didn't tell you about me. 719 00:33:04,022 --> 00:33:05,000 I am too. 720 00:33:07,019 --> 00:33:08,022 Not surprised, though. 721 00:33:10,011 --> 00:33:11,013 I shouldn't... 722 00:33:12,012 --> 00:33:14,011 I shouldn't say that. You're her sister. 723 00:33:14,022 --> 00:33:16,015 I am, but, 724 00:33:16,017 --> 00:33:19,004 God, even I barely know her. 725 00:33:19,006 --> 00:33:22,006 Sometimes it's just feels like we're not even dating anymore. 726 00:33:23,013 --> 00:33:25,017 Really, you know, like I'm just... 727 00:33:25,019 --> 00:33:30,004 this actor, and I'm playing her boyfriend in her story. 728 00:33:30,006 --> 00:33:32,003 When we first got together though, it was... 729 00:33:32,020 --> 00:33:33,020 totally different. 730 00:33:33,022 --> 00:33:35,002 That was way before she got into any of that stuff. 731 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:40,009 And we were interested in the same things, 732 00:33:40,011 --> 00:33:42,002 she wanted to make her mark on the world. 733 00:33:44,007 --> 00:33:47,006 And now she just, like, tells me what to wear and where to be and what to say. 734 00:33:48,012 --> 00:33:51,003 She's making her mark, for sure. Don't get me wrong. 735 00:33:51,005 --> 00:33:53,017 I mean, she's got a lot of influence. 736 00:33:55,016 --> 00:33:56,022 You know, it's just it's... 737 00:33:58,008 --> 00:33:58,022 it's her world, it's not... 738 00:34:00,010 --> 00:34:01,013 it's not ours. 739 00:34:05,005 --> 00:34:06,001 Okay. 740 00:34:07,008 --> 00:34:09,013 Two years ago, on my birthday. 741 00:34:10,011 --> 00:34:12,022 I got this DM from someone who... 742 00:34:13,017 --> 00:34:15,020 -I'd only ever heard of. -Mm-hmm. 743 00:34:15,022 --> 00:34:20,008 She'd been mythical to me, and then suddenly, she was real. 744 00:34:20,010 --> 00:34:23,010 We DM'd and talked pretty much every single day since then. 745 00:34:24,005 --> 00:34:25,016 The Julien that I got to know 746 00:34:25,018 --> 00:34:27,006 on the other end of those phone calls? 747 00:34:29,001 --> 00:34:32,007 Yeah, she's different from the one that I met today. 748 00:34:32,009 --> 00:34:33,019 More like the one you miss. 749 00:34:35,021 --> 00:34:37,007 Which means she's still in there. 750 00:34:42,014 --> 00:34:43,021 What? 751 00:34:43,023 --> 00:34:45,000 It's just, uh, 752 00:34:45,002 --> 00:34:47,004 it's nice to hear someone be kind for a change. 753 00:34:49,018 --> 00:34:51,010 It's nice to feel kindness for a change. 754 00:34:57,013 --> 00:34:59,015 Well, um... 755 00:35:00,006 --> 00:35:01,006 the rain has stopped. 756 00:35:01,008 --> 00:35:03,021 You should probably get your dress before it shrinks. 757 00:35:03,023 --> 00:35:05,004 -Mm-hmm. -Yup. 758 00:35:10,017 --> 00:35:13,016 The only time I felt more gross than standing here showing you these 759 00:35:13,018 --> 00:35:15,012 is the moment that I took them to show you! 760 00:35:15,014 --> 00:35:17,016 I should be arrested. 761 00:35:17,018 --> 00:35:20,004 They were standing in front of a window. 762 00:35:20,006 --> 00:35:23,020 -Anyone could have seen that. -Anyone didn't. I did. 763 00:35:23,022 --> 00:35:26,009 -You won't use these, right? -I don't want to. 764 00:35:27,013 --> 00:35:28,013 But... 765 00:35:30,006 --> 00:35:32,008 we're either in this or we're not. 766 00:35:51,016 --> 00:35:53,001 -Whatever you may have read-- -Not even 9:00. 767 00:35:53,003 --> 00:35:55,010 I'm so glad I can always trust you. 768 00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:30,021 ♪ ("THEREFORE I AM" BY BILLIE EILISH PLAYING) ♪ 769 00:36:32,005 --> 00:36:35,003 ♪ I'm not your friend Or anything ♪ 770 00:36:35,005 --> 00:36:36,022 ♪ Damn, you think That you're the man... ♪ 771 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,010 Ah, New York. 772 00:36:38,012 --> 00:36:42,013 Is there anything more romantic than a walk in the fall rain? 773 00:36:42,015 --> 00:36:45,009 Only what happens after behind closed doors. 774 00:36:46,005 --> 00:36:47,009 Or open windows. 775 00:36:47,011 --> 00:36:52,023 Hey JC, looks like DNA isn't all you and your sister share. 776 00:36:53,001 --> 00:36:55,014 -Julien, it's not true. -Of course it isn't. 777 00:36:55,016 --> 00:36:57,022 He just gave me a place to wait till the rain stopped. 778 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,003 What is this Gossip Girl thing and why is it out to get us? 779 00:37:00,005 --> 00:37:02,014 They're after me. You're just collateral. 780 00:37:02,016 --> 00:37:05,014 But whoever it is, I won't let them win. 781 00:37:05,016 --> 00:37:07,023 ♪ Know how I feel Top of the world but... ♪ 782 00:37:08,001 --> 00:37:08,018 Did we go about this the wrong way? 783 00:37:08,020 --> 00:37:10,002 Not telling anyone? 784 00:37:10,004 --> 00:37:12,000 You have to be strategic about the way 785 00:37:12,002 --> 00:37:14,023 that you present things to the world. 786 00:37:15,001 --> 00:37:16,023 We just weren't careful enough. 787 00:37:17,001 --> 00:37:18,022 We'll tell everyone some jealous freshman 788 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,023 is trying to stir shit between us. 789 00:37:21,001 --> 00:37:21,008 But there's no shit to stir. 790 00:37:22,017 --> 00:37:23,022 It'll all blow over 791 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,018 if we just show that it hasn't gotten to us. 792 00:37:28,003 --> 00:37:29,004 I'll see you in the courtyard. 793 00:37:29,006 --> 00:37:32,017 ♪ I'm not your friend Or anything, damn ♪ 794 00:37:32,019 --> 00:37:35,003 ♪ You think that You're the man ♪ 795 00:37:35,005 --> 00:37:37,012 ♪ I think, therefore I am ♪ 796 00:37:39,004 --> 00:37:40,006 ♪ I'm sorry ♪ 797 00:37:43,010 --> 00:37:45,023 Hey, look, there he is. The cheater. 798 00:37:46,001 --> 00:37:49,005 With a freshman? That's so gross, Obie. 799 00:37:49,007 --> 00:37:50,017 Yeah, keep walking. 800 00:37:50,019 --> 00:37:53,012 I can't believe he did that. Freak, man. 801 00:37:53,014 --> 00:37:55,007 Why would you ever cheat on Julien? 802 00:37:55,009 --> 00:37:57,021 -I didn't. -Oh, so Gossip Girl's lying? 803 00:37:57,023 --> 00:37:59,022 Of course he'd say that. 804 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,004 Dude, I've been defending your honor all morning, 805 00:38:02,006 --> 00:38:02,020 as if it was The Crucible. 806 00:38:02,022 --> 00:38:05,020 Gotta say, not the best optics, 807 00:38:05,022 --> 00:38:08,010 -your girlfriend's sister. -I didn't do anything, Ak. 808 00:38:08,012 --> 00:38:11,017 All right? You know I would never do anything like that. 809 00:38:11,019 --> 00:38:13,009 It's just... 810 00:38:13,011 --> 00:38:15,005 -some crazy kind of... -Social media nightmare! 811 00:38:15,007 --> 00:38:18,006 You as someone who loses is bad for business. 812 00:38:19,004 --> 00:38:20,005 I didn't lose anything. 813 00:38:20,007 --> 00:38:22,009 And everything will be fine so long as you win. 814 00:38:22,011 --> 00:38:26,005 Olivia Jade gained followers when her mom went to jail. 815 00:38:26,007 --> 00:38:27,018 Exactly, her mom went to jail. 816 00:38:27,020 --> 00:38:30,016 For Jules to rise above this, she has to destroy Zoya. 817 00:38:30,018 --> 00:38:34,011 Ladies, ladies, nobody's gonna believe that gossip. 818 00:38:34,013 --> 00:38:36,005 Zoya's a 14-year-old nobody, and I'm me. 819 00:38:40,010 --> 00:38:42,009 First she stole her mom, then she stole her man. 820 00:38:44,011 --> 00:38:45,022 If you want to get back at Zobie, 821 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,015 I volunteer as tribute. 822 00:38:48,017 --> 00:38:50,018 Oh my God, they're already a hashtag. 823 00:38:50,020 --> 00:38:52,008 -You need to do something. -This shit ain't it. 824 00:39:03,011 --> 00:39:05,015 I got us a regular Lyft, we can talk in here. 825 00:39:05,017 --> 00:39:08,009 -Julien, I'm so, so sorry. -It's not your fault. 826 00:39:08,011 --> 00:39:09,007 I feel terrible anyway. 827 00:39:09,009 --> 00:39:11,015 I'm just so confused about everything. 828 00:39:11,017 --> 00:39:13,007 The whole school was either staring me down 829 00:39:13,009 --> 00:39:14,017 or high fiving me all day. 830 00:39:14,019 --> 00:39:17,013 I've come up with a plan to get us past this. 831 00:39:17,015 --> 00:39:19,015 I did a little research on Gossip Girl. 832 00:39:19,017 --> 00:39:20,019 There were these two best friends 833 00:39:20,021 --> 00:39:22,012 she was obsessed with forever ago. 834 00:39:22,014 --> 00:39:24,015 It's kind of a badge of honor that she chose us. 835 00:39:25,021 --> 00:39:27,001 All we have to do 836 00:39:27,003 --> 00:39:29,007 is take a page from the Blair and Serena playbook, 837 00:39:29,009 --> 00:39:31,015 and beat Gossip Girl at her own game. 838 00:39:31,017 --> 00:39:33,010 How do you beat an anonymous troll? 839 00:39:33,012 --> 00:39:35,011 Since no one believes the truth, only the lie, 840 00:39:37,001 --> 00:39:38,019 we have to lie in return. 841 00:39:38,021 --> 00:39:41,002 We plan a public showdown, nothing too big, 842 00:39:41,004 --> 00:39:43,000 just where I look like I get the power back. 843 00:39:43,002 --> 00:39:45,017 And then everything can go back to the way that it was. 844 00:39:45,019 --> 00:39:48,010 Us, as the sisters we're meant to be. 845 00:39:48,012 --> 00:39:50,011 How do you get the power back? 846 00:39:50,013 --> 00:39:52,014 I'm walking in the Christopher John Rogers show 847 00:39:52,016 --> 00:39:54,005 tomorrow at the Armory. 848 00:39:54,007 --> 00:39:56,003 It's a big deal for my brand identity. 849 00:39:56,005 --> 00:39:57,015 And I'll make sure that you have a seat. 850 00:39:57,017 --> 00:40:01,014 But I'll forget to put you on the list for the after-party. 851 00:40:02,008 --> 00:40:04,003 And all you have to do is 852 00:40:04,005 --> 00:40:06,010 make a scene when they don't let you in. 853 00:40:06,012 --> 00:40:10,000 Monet and Luna will take a photo of Obie and I inside, 854 00:40:10,002 --> 00:40:13,007 with your meltdown outside. 855 00:40:13,009 --> 00:40:15,016 You really think Obie's gonna go along with this? 856 00:40:15,018 --> 00:40:18,010 He does things for me. He's good like that. 857 00:40:18,012 --> 00:40:20,019 But you should stay away from him for the time being. 858 00:40:20,021 --> 00:40:22,017 And we should stay out of each other's way as well. 859 00:40:23,008 --> 00:40:25,002 Just till the show. 860 00:40:25,004 --> 00:40:27,022 Build the tension, you know. Tease it, like Gossip Girl did. 861 00:40:28,015 --> 00:40:29,020 Speaking of that devil. 862 00:40:31,009 --> 00:40:33,022 -What are you doing? Tossing out the bait. 863 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,003 You might have noticed it's been all quiet 864 00:40:36,005 --> 00:40:39,007 on the Upper Eastern front for the past 24 hours. 865 00:40:39,009 --> 00:40:42,019 Think the storm has passed? Not a chance. 866 00:40:42,021 --> 00:40:46,003 Sources tell us to keep your eyes peeled at the Armory. 867 00:40:46,005 --> 00:40:48,019 Who doesn't love a fashion showdown? 868 00:40:48,021 --> 00:40:50,000 I tried to warn her. 869 00:40:50,002 --> 00:40:52,002 I mean, our group of friends 870 00:40:52,004 --> 00:40:53,022 have known each other since we were babies. 871 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,012 We have trust and-- and history. 872 00:40:56,014 --> 00:40:59,007 So no new friends, ever? 873 00:40:59,009 --> 00:41:00,015 I'm not saying pull up the drawbridge. 874 00:41:00,017 --> 00:41:04,002 I just think it is so terribly odd that she lied about it. 875 00:41:04,004 --> 00:41:06,000 Well, it's Julien's life. 876 00:41:06,002 --> 00:41:08,021 I mean, whatever reasons she had made sense to her. 877 00:41:08,023 --> 00:41:12,017 I didn't book a session, Dr. Menzies, please. 878 00:41:12,019 --> 00:41:15,013 Hey, it's just... share in my outrage for one moment. 879 00:41:15,015 --> 00:41:18,015 This whole thing is ridiculous. Okay, however it came to be, 880 00:41:18,017 --> 00:41:20,010 secret sisters fighting over Prince George 881 00:41:20,012 --> 00:41:24,016 is as déclassé as an Andy Cohen show. 882 00:41:24,018 --> 00:41:26,021 It's time to ice out that social climber. 883 00:41:27,022 --> 00:41:29,012 Are you guys still in that text chain? 884 00:41:29,014 --> 00:41:29,015 Yes. 885 00:41:31,012 --> 00:41:32,015 Thank you. Thank you. 886 00:41:33,012 --> 00:41:34,021 Where's your dad's concealer again? 887 00:41:34,023 --> 00:41:37,003 Top right drawer. 888 00:41:38,016 --> 00:41:39,022 All right. 889 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,014 ♪ ("JUST CHECKING IN" BY KLLO PLAYING) ♪ 890 00:41:43,014 --> 00:41:46,016 -Here we go. -No, no, no, not for me. 891 00:41:46,018 --> 00:41:49,009 Sies Marjan was for everybody, so... 892 00:41:49,011 --> 00:41:52,012 Yeah, if you're in, like, a Gaspar Noé movie maybe, 893 00:41:52,014 --> 00:41:54,003 but I don't like to stick out. 894 00:41:55,002 --> 00:41:57,005 Well, you already do, so... 895 00:41:57,007 --> 00:41:59,002 ♪ You choose Hello ♪ 896 00:41:59,004 --> 00:42:01,010 ♪ Hand on my heart... ♪ 897 00:42:02,015 --> 00:42:02,017 Where you going? 898 00:42:05,006 --> 00:42:06,010 Mirror's here. 899 00:42:06,012 --> 00:42:09,008 ♪ No sense checking in ♪ 900 00:42:09,010 --> 00:42:13,015 ♪ Hand on my heart I'm calling again ♪ 901 00:42:13,017 --> 00:42:17,020 ♪ And I'm just checking in ♪ 902 00:42:19,016 --> 00:42:21,003 ♪ Hello ♪ 903 00:42:21,005 --> 00:42:27,006 ♪ You said to me "Don't call in again" ♪ 904 00:42:27,008 --> 00:42:30,015 ♪ I don't ♪ 905 00:42:32,013 --> 00:42:33,023 ♪ Nothing ♪ 906 00:42:34,019 --> 00:42:38,020 ♪ I'll never talk again ♪ 907 00:42:38,022 --> 00:42:42,004 ♪ Do I make it? ♪ 908 00:42:42,006 --> 00:42:44,007 ♪ I'll know ♪ 909 00:42:47,003 --> 00:42:50,013 ♪ My end ♪ 910 00:42:56,017 --> 00:42:59,019 Julien? I've had my eye on you. 911 00:42:59,021 --> 00:43:02,022 -Looking forward to it. -Thank you, Lindsay. 912 00:43:07,019 --> 00:43:10,000 Have you been reading the comments on this post? 913 00:43:10,002 --> 00:43:12,004 People are expecting you to go full Cersei tonight, 914 00:43:12,006 --> 00:43:13,020 but your plan is Saoirse. 915 00:43:13,022 --> 00:43:15,018 What part of "destroy" did you not understand? 916 00:43:16,003 --> 00:43:17,004 I agree. 917 00:43:17,006 --> 00:43:19,014 Leaving someone off a guest list is for bat mitzvahs. 918 00:43:19,016 --> 00:43:21,003 -She's my sister. I'm not-- -You think just 'cause you're related to her, 919 00:43:21,005 --> 00:43:23,016 she doesn't have it out for you? 920 00:43:23,018 --> 00:43:27,011 Ever heard of Shakespeare? Succession? The Bible? 921 00:43:27,013 --> 00:43:30,006 Fam v fam's the number one story since the dawn of dawn. 922 00:43:30,008 --> 00:43:30,023 She worked you. 923 00:43:31,001 --> 00:43:33,005 She just wanted in. 924 00:43:33,007 --> 00:43:35,003 -It's not like-- -You're losing followers, okay? 925 00:43:35,017 --> 00:43:37,000 She's getting them. 926 00:43:42,006 --> 00:43:43,011 Finally. 927 00:43:44,019 --> 00:43:46,021 ♪ (SOFT ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 928 00:43:48,005 --> 00:43:50,004 What's the plan? 929 00:43:50,006 --> 00:43:53,013 Well, the world thinks Z is out to snatch whatever JC has. 930 00:43:53,015 --> 00:43:54,017 So we'll follow that thread. 931 00:43:54,019 --> 00:43:58,001 We'll make it seem like she planned some big secret sabotage 932 00:43:58,003 --> 00:43:59,013 to ruin Jules's big moment. 933 00:43:59,015 --> 00:44:01,008 And then when that plan goes off, 934 00:44:01,010 --> 00:44:03,014 we'll be there to point out the person who did it. 935 00:44:03,016 --> 00:44:06,012 She'll be so humiliated in front of the only people that matter 936 00:44:06,014 --> 00:44:09,013 that she'll never want to show her face outside of school again. 937 00:44:09,015 --> 00:44:11,012 Mm, I love us. 938 00:44:12,008 --> 00:44:13,020 When did she say it would go down? 939 00:44:13,022 --> 00:44:17,000 The after-party. So, um, we have time. 940 00:44:18,003 --> 00:44:20,004 I want to see the show, so... 941 00:44:22,001 --> 00:44:23,017 ♪ ("SPIDERS" BY JUNGLEPUSSY PLAYING) ♪ 942 00:44:23,019 --> 00:44:25,010 ♪ 'Cause I keep My lights down low ♪ 943 00:44:25,012 --> 00:44:28,018 ♪ You won't know When my next move ♪ 944 00:44:28,020 --> 00:44:32,000 ♪ Cooking up like mama food ♪ 945 00:44:32,002 --> 00:44:33,014 -Love that. 946 00:44:33,016 --> 00:44:35,006 ♪ Shook you up like spiders do ♪ 947 00:44:35,008 --> 00:44:37,020 ♪ 'Cause I keep My lights down low... ♪ 948 00:44:40,013 --> 00:44:43,002 Don't you know? You can't use your phone in here. 949 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,003 If someone sees you, you'll get thrown out, 950 00:44:46,005 --> 00:44:49,023 and then you wouldn't be able to help your sister with her plan. 951 00:44:50,001 --> 00:44:52,002 -I'm sorry, I didn't know. -Okay. Well, now you do. 952 00:44:52,004 --> 00:44:52,019 Your seat's over there. 953 00:44:56,002 --> 00:44:59,000 Wait. I need you. 954 00:44:59,002 --> 00:45:00,020 Well, part of you. 955 00:45:11,009 --> 00:45:11,016 Hurry. Go, go, go. 956 00:45:14,014 --> 00:45:16,004 Hurry, we don't have time. 957 00:45:16,006 --> 00:45:17,020 What? You're the stylist. Style me. 958 00:45:20,003 --> 00:45:22,009 ♪ I'll give you Some time of day ♪ 959 00:45:23,020 --> 00:45:27,010 ♪ But you Cannot spend the night ♪ 960 00:45:27,012 --> 00:45:30,007 ♪ ("A PALÉ" BY ROSALÍA PLAYING) ♪ 961 00:46:01,007 --> 00:46:02,018 -Ooh. -Right? 962 00:46:08,008 --> 00:46:10,016 That tracks. 963 00:46:49,006 --> 00:46:51,008 Here she comes. -How do you know this'll work? 964 00:46:51,010 --> 00:46:53,003 Just like you don't need someone's password 965 00:46:53,005 --> 00:46:55,014 to take a photo, you don't need one to share it. 966 00:47:14,007 --> 00:47:16,011 Ew! 967 00:47:22,007 --> 00:47:24,017 What the hell? Who sent this? 968 00:47:24,019 --> 00:47:27,009 Ew, ew! Oh, not bad. 969 00:47:27,011 --> 00:47:29,002 Anybody recognize them? 970 00:47:29,004 --> 00:47:31,005 Security! Over here. 971 00:47:31,007 --> 00:47:33,010 -Hi. -You saw that photo, right? 972 00:47:33,012 --> 00:47:34,006 Yeah, we saw who sent it. 973 00:47:34,008 --> 00:47:35,023 It's the girl in that orange dress. 974 00:47:48,004 --> 00:47:49,023 Come with us, please, right now. 975 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,015 Sorry, wha-- what's going on? 976 00:47:52,017 --> 00:47:54,009 Just follow me. 977 00:47:55,006 --> 00:47:56,012 It was her! 978 00:47:56,014 --> 00:47:58,011 See, right there! She's the one who sent it! 979 00:47:58,013 --> 00:47:59,023 That's who sent it? Her? 980 00:48:07,002 --> 00:48:08,005 You dropped your phone. 981 00:48:10,017 --> 00:48:12,016 This isn't the after-party. 982 00:48:12,018 --> 00:48:13,000 Did we get played? 983 00:48:29,017 --> 00:48:32,019 -What are you doing? -Cementing us. 984 00:48:32,021 --> 00:48:36,011 Some Upper East Side style sibling rivalry. 985 00:48:36,013 --> 00:48:39,007 It may look like Z was trying to steal the light, 986 00:48:39,009 --> 00:48:41,021 but she was unaware of Julien and her callow ways. 987 00:48:41,023 --> 00:48:45,019 It's a long drop from A-list to Z, 988 00:48:45,021 --> 00:48:47,011 but at least everything is back where it's meant to be. 989 00:48:47,013 --> 00:48:49,021 She looks triumphant. 990 00:48:50,018 --> 00:48:51,001 Oh my God! 991 00:48:54,008 --> 00:48:56,011 What? 992 00:49:02,008 --> 00:49:04,012 Still, I'd watch out, JC. 993 00:49:04,014 --> 00:49:08,015 You bought what you needed, but now, you'll pay the price. 994 00:49:15,016 --> 00:49:19,014 -Julien? -Oh. Good, you're here. 995 00:49:19,016 --> 00:49:22,001 I had no idea Monet and Luna were gonna do that. 996 00:49:22,003 --> 00:49:24,003 Why didn't you stop it when it happened? 997 00:49:24,019 --> 00:49:26,002 You stood there. 998 00:49:26,004 --> 00:49:28,016 Worse... you liked it. 999 00:49:28,018 --> 00:49:30,022 -No, I didn't. Z-- -You don't get to call me that. 1000 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:34,007 My God, you're really blowing this out of proportion. 1001 00:49:34,009 --> 00:49:35,009 I'm hurt. 1002 00:49:36,009 --> 00:49:37,014 You hurt me. 1003 00:49:44,006 --> 00:49:45,005 Why did you bring me here? 1004 00:49:45,007 --> 00:49:47,012 -You're my sister. -We don't even know each other. 1005 00:49:47,014 --> 00:49:50,005 Mom wanted us to. 1006 00:49:50,007 --> 00:49:53,013 She left us a clue to make sure. Julien Elizabeth, Zoya Jane. 1007 00:49:53,015 --> 00:49:55,021 So don't let some petty high school bullshit 1008 00:49:55,023 --> 00:49:57,010 change what we planned. 1009 00:49:57,012 --> 00:49:59,003 I've spent my whole life wondering who Mom was. 1010 00:49:59,005 --> 00:50:03,014 What she was really like. Why I never got to know her. 1011 00:50:03,016 --> 00:50:05,003 And the only thing that made it better 1012 00:50:05,005 --> 00:50:07,008 when I got so low was knowing that 1013 00:50:07,010 --> 00:50:09,005 there was somebody else wondering the same things. 1014 00:50:11,012 --> 00:50:13,016 But you don't even care about that, do you? 1015 00:50:15,002 --> 00:50:16,002 You only care about how other people see you. 1016 00:50:17,017 --> 00:50:18,000 You just got here. 1017 00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:20,014 You have no idea how hard it was 1018 00:50:20,016 --> 00:50:23,016 for me to become who I am today. 1019 00:50:23,018 --> 00:50:25,015 Dead mom, drunk or disappearing dad. 1020 00:50:25,017 --> 00:50:27,022 And now I'm not just known, I'm influential. 1021 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,013 It takes a lot of work to matter like that, 1022 00:50:30,015 --> 00:50:31,011 to become something. 1023 00:50:31,013 --> 00:50:32,017 And I can't have that taken away from me. 1024 00:50:32,019 --> 00:50:35,000 You don't know who I was before this. 1025 00:50:36,019 --> 00:50:39,018 I had a life in Buffalo. Friends. 1026 00:50:39,020 --> 00:50:42,022 I pushed my dad to move here because you asked me to. 1027 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,019 Because you said you wanted to be the family 1028 00:50:44,021 --> 00:50:45,023 we were meant to be. 1029 00:50:48,005 --> 00:50:49,005 I wish I never came. 1030 00:50:49,023 --> 00:50:52,000 Well, maybe you shouldn't have. 1031 00:50:53,012 --> 00:50:55,001 But you're here now, so this can go one of two ways. 1032 00:50:59,003 --> 00:51:00,004 You can learn me... 1033 00:51:01,022 --> 00:51:03,000 or you can leave. 1034 00:51:05,015 --> 00:51:07,010 I've learned enough. 1035 00:51:08,021 --> 00:51:11,004 But I'm not gonna leave either. 1036 00:51:11,006 --> 00:51:13,014 There's room for more than just you to matter. 1037 00:51:16,001 --> 00:51:18,010 Do you really think you can go up against me and win? 1038 00:51:18,012 --> 00:51:21,010 See, that's your problem. 1039 00:51:21,012 --> 00:51:23,006 You still think there's something to win. 1040 00:51:24,014 --> 00:51:26,007 But I'm not playing your game. 1041 00:51:26,009 --> 00:51:28,001 So its outcome means nothing to me. 1042 00:51:29,012 --> 00:51:32,014 That's right. How could I forget? 1043 00:51:32,016 --> 00:51:34,005 People like you don't win. They steal. 1044 00:51:36,002 --> 00:51:37,006 Just like your dad did. 1045 00:51:38,010 --> 00:51:39,018 So... 1046 00:51:39,020 --> 00:51:41,011 good luck, Z. 1047 00:51:48,021 --> 00:51:51,009 Great, now we can go to The Blond together. 1048 00:51:58,013 --> 00:52:00,016 Babe? 1049 00:52:00,018 --> 00:52:02,005 What you did back there... 1050 00:52:03,001 --> 00:52:05,000 I didn't do anything. 1051 00:52:08,011 --> 00:52:09,006 I've been waiting a long... 1052 00:52:10,018 --> 00:52:12,005 long time for this. 1053 00:52:14,009 --> 00:52:15,018 For what? 1054 00:52:15,020 --> 00:52:17,009 For you to show who you really are. 1055 00:52:18,005 --> 00:52:19,006 I mean, I feel like-- 1056 00:52:20,011 --> 00:52:21,012 I feel like an idiot 1057 00:52:21,014 --> 00:52:23,011 for thinking that you were ever somebody I could l-- 1058 00:52:25,018 --> 00:52:27,003 I let it get too far tonight. I know that. 1059 00:52:28,021 --> 00:52:31,006 But I'll do better, I promise. 1060 00:52:35,012 --> 00:52:36,015 Yeah, maybe. 1061 00:52:39,007 --> 00:52:41,014 Maybe you will, but I won't be there when you do. 1062 00:52:41,016 --> 00:52:43,000 I'm-- I'm done. Sir, can you just-- 1063 00:52:43,002 --> 00:52:45,002 -I'm gonna get out right here. -Obie! You can't just-- 1064 00:53:08,008 --> 00:53:09,011 I can explain. 1065 00:53:10,005 --> 00:53:11,006 You don't have to. 1066 00:53:13,020 --> 00:53:15,003 You and your sister have committed fraud. 1067 00:53:17,002 --> 00:53:18,017 You could get thrown out of that school. 1068 00:53:18,019 --> 00:53:20,022 -This could go on your record. -No, it won't. I'll-- 1069 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,016 I'll tell them that I had no idea Julien got me the scholarship. 1070 00:53:23,018 --> 00:53:26,009 -You mean you'll lie? -I had no idea, Dad. Really. 1071 00:53:27,021 --> 00:53:31,020 And... I would have gotten it anyway, right? 1072 00:53:39,018 --> 00:53:40,023 Now you'll never know. 1073 00:53:51,010 --> 00:53:54,010 We started off painting on cave walls. 1074 00:53:54,012 --> 00:53:59,011 Representations of what we saw and knew to be true. 1075 00:53:59,013 --> 00:54:02,015 That bear, the sun, ourselves. 1076 00:54:02,017 --> 00:54:04,019 I'm sorry it's taking me so long. 1077 00:54:11,008 --> 00:54:12,023 You know you can think about him, right? 1078 00:54:15,002 --> 00:54:16,001 What? 1079 00:54:20,020 --> 00:54:22,007 But very soon, 1080 00:54:22,009 --> 00:54:26,015 facts of family and fire turned into fables. 1081 00:54:27,007 --> 00:54:28,005 That bear, vanquished. 1082 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,013 The sun, a god. 1083 00:54:32,015 --> 00:54:36,012 And us? Anything we wanted to be. 1084 00:54:38,003 --> 00:54:39,023 And we've never gone back. 1085 00:54:42,009 --> 00:54:45,015 There's a reason we call the act of relating something, 1086 00:54:45,017 --> 00:54:47,014 "telling a story." 1087 00:54:47,016 --> 00:54:50,001 We say it even when it's true. 1088 00:54:50,003 --> 00:54:52,020 We also say it when it's a lie. 1089 00:54:52,022 --> 00:54:55,017 ♪ ("I CAN'T STAY THE SAME" BY VANESSA CARLTON PLAYING) ♪ 1090 00:54:55,019 --> 00:54:58,004 "Ooh, have I got a story for you." 1091 00:54:58,006 --> 00:55:01,009 "Do you wanna hear something crazy?" 1092 00:55:01,011 --> 00:55:04,015 "You will not believe what I'm about to tell you." 1093 00:55:04,017 --> 00:55:07,005 ♪ I had a plan I had a past... ♪ 1094 00:55:07,007 --> 00:55:10,000 Which is how we got to today. 1095 00:55:10,002 --> 00:55:14,001 It's all a story now. And we love to tell it. 1096 00:55:14,003 --> 00:55:15,005 It doesn't matter if it's real. 1097 00:55:15,007 --> 00:55:18,004 It doesn't matter if it happened to you 1098 00:55:18,006 --> 00:55:19,014 or if you did it. 1099 00:55:19,016 --> 00:55:22,014 It only matters if I say you did. 1100 00:55:22,016 --> 00:55:23,022 ♪ I knew the words... ♪ 1101 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,006 Because what they realized then is still true now. 1102 00:55:26,008 --> 00:55:30,007 The only thing that makes a story interesting 1103 00:55:30,009 --> 00:55:33,013 is how it's told and who's telling it. 1104 00:55:34,004 --> 00:55:36,001 ♪ I can't... ♪ 1105 00:55:37,001 --> 00:55:37,010 Those shoes are cool. 1106 00:55:39,003 --> 00:55:41,008 ♪ I can't stay the same... ♪ 1107 00:55:41,010 --> 00:55:42,020 -Hey. -Oh, hey. 1108 00:55:42,022 --> 00:55:46,004 Uh, are you still going to the RTC Alliance after school? 1109 00:55:46,006 --> 00:55:47,010 ♪ I can't... ♪ 1110 00:55:47,012 --> 00:55:50,014 I am still going to the RTC Alliance after school, yeah. 1111 00:55:50,016 --> 00:55:52,006 I-- I would really love to join you. 1112 00:55:55,021 --> 00:55:57,012 I would love for you to join me too. 1113 00:55:58,022 --> 00:56:01,020 ♪ It was gift to admit... ♪ 1114 00:56:03,011 --> 00:56:07,003 -Oh. -I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. 1115 00:56:07,005 --> 00:56:09,007 It's all my fault, not yours. 1116 00:56:11,002 --> 00:56:14,005 ♪ I knew it once I felt it twice... ♪ 1117 00:56:15,005 --> 00:56:16,007 I like your blazer. 1118 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,005 Thank you. 1119 00:56:22,004 --> 00:56:23,015 I'll see you in class. 1120 00:56:23,017 --> 00:56:26,008 ♪ My revolution wasn't simple ♪ 1121 00:56:26,010 --> 00:56:28,011 ♪ But it was a quiet mind ♪ 1122 00:56:30,015 --> 00:56:33,004 I told you you couldn't hide from me. 1123 00:56:33,006 --> 00:56:35,007 I told you I saw you. 1124 00:56:35,009 --> 00:56:37,003 ♪ I can't... ♪ 1125 00:56:37,005 --> 00:56:40,004 But if there's one thing you can hold as true, 1126 00:56:40,006 --> 00:56:42,021 then as now, it's this. 1127 00:56:42,023 --> 00:56:46,006 It may take some time, it may hurt a little bit, 1128 00:56:46,008 --> 00:56:49,018 but I know you'll love me. 1129 00:56:49,020 --> 00:56:52,007 Which one of these should we post next? 1130 00:56:52,009 --> 00:56:55,021 Whichever we want. The future is ours again. 1131 00:56:57,013 --> 00:57:00,010 XOXO, Gossip Girl. 81680

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