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♪ ("ALL MY GIRLS LIKE TO FIGHT"
BY HOPE TALA PLAYING) ♪
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♪ I lick their hands clean
Of bark and bite ♪
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♪ So they can sleep deep
At night ♪
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♪ Ah ♪
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♪ All my girls... ♪
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If you guys want to know
how I keep my face fresh
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after early morning travel,
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I've reposted my crucial
fight-the-flight--
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I am so excited to see my girls
Monet and Luna today.
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-Yay!
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♪ You like to make me suffer
Thought we loved one another ♪
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♪ Ghosts of
All your old lovers around ♪
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♪ Be quiet, don't make a sound ♪
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♪ 'Cause all your girls
Like to fight ♪
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♪ I like to make you suffer ♪
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♪ Thought we loved one another ♪
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♪ Ghosts of
All my old lovers around ♪
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♪ Be quiet, don't make a sound ♪
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♪ 'Cause all my girls
Like to fight ♪
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♪ Fight, fight, fight... ♪
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Hey, Dad.
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I'm in LA tonight
for a session with Billie.
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-Ooh.
-I'll be back Friday, okay?
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-Have a great first day.
-I already am.
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You know,
you're not normally this excited
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for the first day of school.
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Well, it's better than being
stuck in here for another year.
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-No shit.
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Bye.
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-You're gonna be late.
-He's always late.
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Okay, here's your lunch.
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-And your ice pack.
Mm, perfect. Okay.
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Okay.
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-Okay.
-Love you.
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Bye, Dad. Bye, Pop. Bye, Rocky.
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-Here you go.
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-Thank you, Obie.
-Anytime, Murray.
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Sorry it's taking me
a long time.
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We were together all quarantine.
It's fine.
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You used to like it
when it took me a long time.
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♪ Fight, fight ♪
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♪ Fight... ♪
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♪ Oh, all my girls
Like to fight ♪
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Where's my freshman?
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Fresh-woman?
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Fresh-person.
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-Fresh-princess!
-Dad, please. No.
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Sorry, I'm just excited.
It's your first day.
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It's another day,
no first anything.
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Constance Billard is one of
the top 10 private schools
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in the country, with one
of the best arts programs.
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Full of the type
of people whose values
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-I was able to shield you from--
-Kids are bad all over.
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Even in Buffalo.
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We had to leave.
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And we couldn't pass up
the scholarship.
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I mean, at Constance,
my college choices
are so much better.
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Say it with me, Yale Drama.
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-And--
-Yes, she's a student there,
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but I doubt
I'll even get to meet her.
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You're not even sure
she knows I exist.
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She's your half-sister,
she knows you exist.
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Well then, I don't
want to meet her.
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Because she never accepted
my friend request
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I sent when I was 10.
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Thank you for breakfast.
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Bye, Dad.
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-I love you.
-You too.
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-Good luck.
-Thank you.
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-Bye.
-Hey, where'd you get those?
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Hmm?
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Moving gift from Bella.
Remember?
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Huh.
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-Lune?
-The brick'll wash her out.
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Up and to the left.
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New EIP.
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Ew. Go!
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Don't they have
their own entrance or something?
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I'm standing here.
You see me, don't you?
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Okay come on, let's do this.
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Okay. So,
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"Arrival, first day,
uh, junior year."
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Um, so just
back up a little bit.
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Back up a little more.
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Okay. Now, show me the bag.
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Sorry, Ms. Keller,
I didn't see you there.
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Um, it wasn't your fault.
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She almost destroyed
your Capucine.
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It'd take her whole month's
salary to replace it.
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Rayon gives me nosebleeds.
Could you move?
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God, now the light's off.
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-Kate?
-Yeah?
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Thought we were meeting inside.
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We should have
a no-Zara rule at school.
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Zara, east of Lex only.
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I don't know why I still
expect them to be nice.
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I guess a year
of Zoom boxes fooled me?
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That's only 'cause
you couldn't see
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what they were texting
beneath them.
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Oh, no.
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First day of school
and Wendy's already sad.
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The headmistress would like
to speak with you, Martine.
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Right this way.
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This is why I bring a Yeti.
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When the horde sets their alarms
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to go off in unison
during a pop quiz,
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I don't spill on myself
when I scream.
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I could get you one.
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It took me an hour
to pick out an outfit
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I thought
they wouldn't make fun off.
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And it took them one second
to prove me wrong.
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If Julien wore that, Urban would
be mass producing knockoffs
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by third period.
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They just pick on us
'cause they can.
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Because no one says not to.
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And if you try to fail them,
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between your laptop
and the office,
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an F becomes a C.
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And a C becomes valedictorian
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and a top spot
at the Ivy of their choice.
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This school produced
great people.
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Caroline Kennedy,
Colson Whitehead,
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Nate Archibald.
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It's why I wanted to teach here.
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It's not like Nate Archibald
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was such a saint
when we started.
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-You went here, Rebecca?
-Class of '09.
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Back when we still
respected authority.
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Now, they can't be controlled
because we've ceased to matter.
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Who needs an education
when you're famous
for putting on your makeup?
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-But you said Nate--
-When I was a student,
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we lived under constant threat.
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People like Nate
were scared straight.
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How?
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Yeah, I'd try anything
at this point.
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It was this thing
that started freshman year,
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called itself Gossip Girl.
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Kind of like
an Orwellian Big Sister.
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Kept tabs on students
it deemed important.
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-Kept tabs?
-If she knew your secrets,
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and she always did,
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she told them.
She kept us all accountable.
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People thought it was me,
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but it was actually
one of my classmates.
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-Dan Humphrey.
-The novelist?
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I think I remember
reading about this.
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It was ridiculous.
I wouldn't even read it.
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It's a blog. Haven't seen
one of these in years.
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Last post, nine years ago.
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Ooh, there's an archive.
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Some dead links,
but pretty cool.
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Wish I thought of this
when I was in high school.
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We're still in high school.
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Maybe we should try it?
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What are we looking at?
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Hey, hey, keep it moving.
Please and thank you.
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♪ ("SUPER RICH KIDS" PLAYING) ♪
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-Oh! The sun's arrived.
He has indeed.
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Maxi!
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Air only. She's still setting.
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-Obie!
-Hi.
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You're rumpled and sweaty.
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That suddenly bothers you...
why?
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You said you'd do my story.
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Shit, I forgot.
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He forgot.
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I was...
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I was bringing breakfast
to the Navy Yard strike line,
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but I saved you one.
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Fan-Fan, your favorite.
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Hey, isn't that
your parents' development?
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Yeah, it is. And they know
exactly how I feel.
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That the very least
the strikers deserve is donuts.
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And what about what I deserve?
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I will clean up during
free period, I promise.
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-Okay, at this point, it's gonna
be a graduation story.
Julien!
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-So can we--
Audrey!
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-Welcome back, guys.
-Yo, what's up?
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Well, well, if it isn't
the Seven Samurai
all together again.
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You can change
the group chat name
all you want,
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-it's not sticking.
-You'll get Kurosawa one day.
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Is that what your face
looks like without a mask?
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Hope, been a few.
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Since when do you
show up on time
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for the first day of the school?
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Guess all those months away
gave me a renewed interest
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in the student body.
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-Yours included.
-Okay, soft focus, soft focus.
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And east so your face
gets the sun.
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The gram can wait, ladies.
She's looking for her sister.
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-She's not my sister.
-A DNA test would disagree.
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She's just half.
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-Mm, you have a sister?
-He was busy at Berghain.
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And you promised
never to mention her.
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It's a big deal, and we
should not pretend otherwise.
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She enrolled and moved here
like some stalker.
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And if it wasn't for
Headmistress Burton,
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who gave JC a heads-up,
we wouldn't have even known.
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Their dads hate each other.
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Oh, I remember.
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She's from when your mom
ran off on you and your dad?
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Yeah, and if he knew
Zoya was here,
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he would pull me out of school
or the hemisphere.
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That's how angry he still is.
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I can't believe
she didn't tell you herself.
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Guys, it's okay.
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She and I
don't even know each other.
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We don't
owe each other anything.
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And besides, I have
everyone I need right here,
live and in person.
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Family drama is so not my thing.
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I'm more of a medical procedural
kind of guy,
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two Addys
to get me through Calc,
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and a benzo to slumber
through Vicki Fic.
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Is that her?
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Should we throw
our lattes on her?
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Turmeric stains forever.
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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I can't see freshmen.
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I like her shoes.
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This Chuck and Blair thing
is out of control.
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Definitely pre-cancel culture.
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Did you get to the part
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where she was princess of Monaco
for six months?
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Or when a high school senior
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got a story published
in the New Yorker?
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As a writer,
I'm a little jealous.
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I mean, these posts are like
a lost Edith Wharton novel.
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And just as white.
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It goes to show,
this school has always been
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a breeding ground for
the worst kinds of people.
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Is it really their fault
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they inherited
power and influence
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the minute they were born
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without any examples
of how not to abuse it?
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You're defending them?
After what they just did to you?
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I'm only saying
we're their last hope.
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We're supposed to send them
out of here Barack Obamas,
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instead of Brett Kavanaughs.
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How? We have no power.
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Sure we do.
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Fucking got fired.
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The headmistress was
on the phone with parents
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-all morning.
-Parents?
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It was something about me
refusing to change a grade
last year?
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And there were other teachers
waiting when I left.
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I mean, it's a--
it's a blood bath.
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Today, the first day of school?
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If you want to show
you're in charge,
you need an audience.
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Who's our last hope, Kate?
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We could be next.
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You don't have to be.
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What's this?
253
00:11:19,005 --> 00:11:20,005
Power.
254
00:11:31,008 --> 00:11:33,004
Let's see if this
gets their attention.
255
00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:54,003
Let me see it.
256
00:11:57,005 --> 00:11:58,013
Yours is better.
257
00:11:58,015 --> 00:12:01,012
No way. My friend did mine
with a seam ripper.
258
00:12:01,014 --> 00:12:02,023
-Okay, true.
259
00:12:03,001 --> 00:12:04,006
I got mine done by Dr. Woo.
260
00:12:04,008 --> 00:12:06,007
But still, I'm so happy
to finally meet you.
261
00:12:06,009 --> 00:12:08,002
You're not just in
my chat history anymore,
262
00:12:08,004 --> 00:12:10,006
-you're actually here.
-I know. Davis?
263
00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:12,014
No idea. Nick?
264
00:12:12,016 --> 00:12:15,007
Knows you go here, but thinks
you have no idea who I am.
265
00:12:15,009 --> 00:12:16,004
So we're good for now.
266
00:12:16,006 --> 00:12:18,018
Julien Elizabeth.
267
00:12:18,020 --> 00:12:19,019
-Zoya Jane.
268
00:12:21,017 --> 00:12:23,018
I can't believe
you're really here.
269
00:12:23,020 --> 00:12:26,015
I know, I thought no fucking way
my dad would go for moving.
270
00:12:26,017 --> 00:12:28,007
But when I got
the scholarship...
271
00:12:29,005 --> 00:12:30,019
I can't believe
we pulled this off.
272
00:12:32,008 --> 00:12:32,021
That's not what I meant. I...
273
00:12:35,018 --> 00:12:36,017
I can't believe
you're really here.
274
00:12:39,004 --> 00:12:40,008
You look just like her.
275
00:12:47,006 --> 00:12:49,020
I have this whole plan
to incorporate you
into our friend group.
276
00:12:49,022 --> 00:12:52,016
-Are you sure you can't just--
-This'll be easier.
277
00:12:52,018 --> 00:12:53,016
They'll like you for you
and not because
278
00:12:53,018 --> 00:12:56,020
you're related to me.
Met Steps at 11:00.
279
00:12:56,022 --> 00:12:58,014
I was told freshmen don't have
open campus privileges.
280
00:12:58,016 --> 00:13:00,018
We own this school.
They work for us.
281
00:13:02,010 --> 00:13:05,004
Do you like the sneakers?
282
00:13:05,006 --> 00:13:06,011
-I feel a little weird about--
-They were free.
283
00:13:06,013 --> 00:13:08,011
Don't even worry about it.
284
00:13:08,013 --> 00:13:10,000
And I've already
planted the seed
285
00:13:10,002 --> 00:13:11,012
that I liked them on you.
286
00:13:11,014 --> 00:13:13,019
So I'll wave you over
to get them for my story, okay?
287
00:13:13,021 --> 00:13:15,007
Just like we planned.
288
00:13:15,009 --> 00:13:16,017
Now get to class. I can be late,
but you shouldn't.
289
00:13:17,011 --> 00:13:18,019
You're here!
290
00:13:21,023 --> 00:13:24,019
♪ ("TAKE ME WHERE YOUR HEART IS"
BY Q PLAYS) ♪
291
00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:28,011
Dumbo Hall tonight, dears.
292
00:13:28,013 --> 00:13:32,015
And a reminder,
it is fashion week,
293
00:13:32,017 --> 00:13:33,018
so accoutreaccordingly.
294
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:36,021
I'm actually stuffing envelopes
after school,
295
00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:38,009
so I'll be late.
296
00:13:38,011 --> 00:13:39,014
And probably
rumpled and sweaty.
297
00:13:39,016 --> 00:13:42,019
And you said
you would come with me.
298
00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:44,019
Yeah,
just so you'd quit asking me.
299
00:13:46,019 --> 00:13:50,001
-Who waits for the light?
-She's not from here.
300
00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:52,007
I still don't know
who you're talking about.
301
00:13:52,009 --> 00:13:54,020
You know what would trend faster
than a fall fashion fail?
302
00:13:54,022 --> 00:13:56,022
A "secret sister" splosh video.
303
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,015
I've got the heels, and I'd love
nothing more than to just--
304
00:14:03,019 --> 00:14:04,017
Hey!
305
00:14:07,003 --> 00:14:08,006
Are those Bey Superstars?
306
00:14:10,008 --> 00:14:12,003
-Yeah.
-Can I get a picture?
307
00:14:13,016 --> 00:14:15,006
Just 'cause our dads
hate each other,
308
00:14:15,008 --> 00:14:16,018
doesn't mean we have to, right?
309
00:14:16,020 --> 00:14:18,002
What are you doing?
310
00:14:18,004 --> 00:14:19,017
What if she's cool?
311
00:14:19,019 --> 00:14:21,007
She has a headband on.
312
00:14:21,009 --> 00:14:23,004
It's actually
a scarf. It was my--
313
00:14:24,004 --> 00:14:25,008
our mom's.
314
00:14:25,023 --> 00:14:27,012
Let's do this instead.
315
00:14:28,004 --> 00:14:29,010
♪ I just want you to ♪
316
00:14:30,004 --> 00:14:33,017
♪ To take where your heart is ♪
317
00:14:34,011 --> 00:14:36,016
♪ Oh, oh ♪
318
00:14:36,018 --> 00:14:37,023
The Right To The City Alliance?
319
00:14:38,001 --> 00:14:40,007
Yeah, they-- I, uh,
I volunteer with them.
320
00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:42,007
See, someone else
has heard of it.
321
00:14:42,009 --> 00:14:43,007
They're doing great work.
322
00:14:43,009 --> 00:14:45,003
They try to halt displacement
323
00:14:45,005 --> 00:14:48,011
of marginalized communities
in historic neighborhoods.
324
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:51,001
My grandpa used to
work with them
until he passed away.
325
00:14:51,003 --> 00:14:52,003
If you ever need another body,
I'm in.
326
00:14:52,005 --> 00:14:54,020
I've been trying to get this guy
to go for, like, months.
327
00:14:54,022 --> 00:14:57,023
I think it's cool
you work with them.
328
00:14:58,001 --> 00:15:00,011
You ever heard of
the guilty rich?
329
00:15:00,013 --> 00:15:01,022
-This one's the guiltiest.
-And the richest.
330
00:15:07,011 --> 00:15:10,001
-What's your handle?
-Uh, ALottaZee, with two E's.
331
00:15:10,003 --> 00:15:11,008
As soon as I post this,
332
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:13,002
you're gonna get
a load of new followers.
333
00:15:13,021 --> 00:15:14,019
best to use your name.
334
00:15:14,021 --> 00:15:16,015
-That way, anyone can find you.
335
00:15:16,017 --> 00:15:20,004
Why would I want
people to find me?
336
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,018
How would you like to hang out
with us tonight at Dumbo Hall?
337
00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:23,018
It's this members-only club
we go to.
338
00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:26,007
I don't know,
it's a school night.
339
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:28,005
Lordy, Lordy, Lordy.
340
00:15:28,007 --> 00:15:30,008
If you close your eyes,
she disappears, I'm telling you.
341
00:15:30,010 --> 00:15:32,004
-We don't stay out late.
-We don't?
342
00:15:32,006 --> 00:15:33,007
I'm not a member.
343
00:15:33,023 --> 00:15:34,019
I'll put you on the list.
344
00:15:34,021 --> 00:15:37,016
So as long as
everyone else agrees?
345
00:15:38,018 --> 00:15:42,006
Maybe my Xanny just kicked in,
but I say why not.
346
00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:44,007
She's cute enough.
347
00:15:48,011 --> 00:15:50,015
It would be nice to have
someone to run errands.
348
00:15:53,002 --> 00:15:53,020
Sure.
349
00:15:55,002 --> 00:15:55,003
Welcome.
350
00:15:56,010 --> 00:15:57,016
See you at 7:00.
351
00:15:57,018 --> 00:15:59,010
♪ Just take me where
Your heart is ♪
352
00:16:06,011 --> 00:16:08,004
-Bye.
353
00:16:08,006 --> 00:16:09,002
Peace.
354
00:16:10,005 --> 00:16:13,010
Not even a like.
-As if it didn't happen.
355
00:16:13,012 --> 00:16:16,006
We should've known.
Is anyone under 30
even on Twitter?
356
00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:17,021
I'd delete that if I were you.
357
00:16:17,023 --> 00:16:21,015
Retaliation never works.
Ask my ex-wives.
358
00:16:21,017 --> 00:16:24,007
I'm not a lesbian.
359
00:16:24,009 --> 00:16:26,016
♪ (CLASSICAL
PIANO MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
360
00:16:30,014 --> 00:16:32,011
Trio of sad incoming.
361
00:16:32,013 --> 00:16:34,013
Which one of them
should I get fired next?
362
00:16:34,015 --> 00:16:36,009
What did you just say?
363
00:16:36,011 --> 00:16:37,011
No, I wasn't talking to you.
364
00:16:37,013 --> 00:16:41,005
About you, maybe, but...
that depends on your behavior.
365
00:16:41,007 --> 00:16:42,001
But I'm pretty sure
you know that now.
366
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,017
My house, tonight.
367
00:16:58,020 --> 00:17:01,020
So, we covered
your commute, your classes,
368
00:17:01,022 --> 00:17:04,001
the creepy hot dog guy
who liked your uniform...
369
00:17:06,016 --> 00:17:08,015
Okay, Dad.
370
00:17:08,017 --> 00:17:12,009
I saw her once from across
the courtyard. That's it.
371
00:17:12,011 --> 00:17:14,004
And I'm pretty sure
that's how it's gonna be.
372
00:17:15,021 --> 00:17:15,022
But...
373
00:17:16,021 --> 00:17:19,005
-I met some great new people.
-Hmm.
374
00:17:19,007 --> 00:17:22,014
And one of them invited me
to go get gelato with her.
375
00:17:22,016 --> 00:17:23,003
-Oh, that's nice.
Tonight.
376
00:17:25,004 --> 00:17:26,005
-Well--
-In the Village.
377
00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:27,020
No way. It's a school night.
378
00:17:27,022 --> 00:17:30,011
Come on, Dad,
this is New York City.
379
00:17:30,013 --> 00:17:33,003
Seven o'clock here
is like four in Buffalo.
380
00:17:33,005 --> 00:17:35,001
And if I say no
to the first invitation,
381
00:17:35,003 --> 00:17:36,015
who knows if I'll get any more?
382
00:17:39,001 --> 00:17:40,018
So long as you're back by 9:00.
383
00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:42,018
Nine?
384
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:45,008
If you prove to me you can
be responsible this time,
385
00:17:45,010 --> 00:17:48,014
maybe you'll be able to say yes
to those future invitations
386
00:17:48,016 --> 00:17:50,014
and stay out even longer.
387
00:17:51,021 --> 00:17:54,000
Fair. Thank you.
388
00:18:08,018 --> 00:18:10,020
Hey. Jimmy, right?
-Mm-hmm.
389
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:12,020
I'm Zoya, we just moved--
we're staying at my grandma's.
390
00:18:12,022 --> 00:18:15,012
Did someone drop something off?
391
00:18:15,014 --> 00:18:18,008
Yeah, the courier said
not to call up.
392
00:18:18,010 --> 00:18:20,011
It's a--
it's a surprise for my dad.
393
00:18:29,021 --> 00:18:32,007
Twitter is a glorified chat room
394
00:18:32,009 --> 00:18:33,015
for meme sharing,
conspiracy theorists,
395
00:18:33,017 --> 00:18:36,009
and Lin-Manuel Miranda.
396
00:18:36,011 --> 00:18:38,003
If we really want
to get attention,
397
00:18:38,005 --> 00:18:39,013
it's Instagram only.
398
00:18:39,015 --> 00:18:42,008
Gossip Girl was
also voice-y. It drew you in.
399
00:18:42,010 --> 00:18:44,016
"Chuck Bass
losing something
400
00:18:44,018 --> 00:18:47,021
his heart."
401
00:18:47,023 --> 00:18:49,005
I can write in that style.
402
00:18:49,007 --> 00:18:51,021
And we need to tag people
for maximum effect.
403
00:18:51,023 --> 00:18:53,006
That way we know they'll see it.
404
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:55,021
-The whole school?
Just the popular kids,
405
00:18:55,023 --> 00:18:58,014
like Serenas, Blairs,
Nates, and Chucks.
406
00:18:58,016 --> 00:19:01,002
Make them think there's another
Dan Humphrey in their midst.
407
00:19:01,004 --> 00:19:02,021
Gossip Girl would have
been nothing
408
00:19:02,023 --> 00:19:05,001
without Blair versus Serena.
409
00:19:05,003 --> 00:19:08,004
Their rivalry launched her.
We need our own.
410
00:19:08,006 --> 00:19:10,011
Well, clearly
Monet and everyone.
411
00:19:10,013 --> 00:19:12,005
Monet's the school villain.
412
00:19:12,007 --> 00:19:13,013
No one cares.
413
00:19:13,015 --> 00:19:16,018
We need to center someone
people are actually drawn to.
414
00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:17,019
Like Julien.
415
00:19:17,021 --> 00:19:20,017
Not only is she famous,
people actually like her.
416
00:19:20,019 --> 00:19:22,007
Julien has no rival.
417
00:19:22,009 --> 00:19:24,013
Who knew what Blair
and Serena's relationship
418
00:19:24,015 --> 00:19:26,013
was actually like?
419
00:19:26,015 --> 00:19:29,013
Gossip Girl's perception
was reality.
420
00:19:29,015 --> 00:19:31,014
So we create our own.
421
00:19:31,016 --> 00:19:35,010
-Who do we think Julien might--
-Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
422
00:19:35,012 --> 00:19:38,014
We might not have to
make up anything.
423
00:19:38,016 --> 00:19:40,006
You know about
her sister, right?
424
00:19:40,008 --> 00:19:41,023
I was on her admissions panel.
425
00:19:42,001 --> 00:19:43,018
But do you know
how she got there?
426
00:19:47,002 --> 00:19:47,023
Is that real?
427
00:19:48,001 --> 00:19:50,016
Better than
I could've imagined.
428
00:19:50,018 --> 00:19:52,019
So you'll use that?
429
00:19:52,021 --> 00:19:56,006
The old Gossip Girl knew
how to tease things out.
430
00:19:56,008 --> 00:19:58,018
She got their attention first,
and then went in for the kill.
431
00:19:59,020 --> 00:20:00,003
So we do the same.
432
00:20:01,020 --> 00:20:02,002
We wait on this.
433
00:20:03,014 --> 00:20:05,001
Just a little bit.
434
00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:08,015
You ready to, uh,
take the power back,
435
00:20:08,017 --> 00:20:11,009
do some good,
and save the future?
436
00:20:11,011 --> 00:20:12,023
I'm gonna need
your Gossip Girl voice
437
00:20:13,001 --> 00:20:14,018
to be better
than your real voice.
438
00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:16,007
It is.
439
00:20:16,009 --> 00:20:18,017
-I say we do it.
-You got my vote.
440
00:20:22,014 --> 00:20:25,007
♪ ("POSITIONS"
BY ARIANA GRANDE PLAYING) ♪
441
00:20:25,009 --> 00:20:28,004
Hello, followers.
Gossip Girl here.
442
00:20:28,006 --> 00:20:30,007
Your one and only source
for the truth
443
00:20:30,009 --> 00:20:33,007
behind the scandalous lies
of New York's elite.
444
00:20:33,009 --> 00:20:35,017
Been a minute. Did you miss me?
445
00:20:35,019 --> 00:20:37,008
I know I've missed you.
446
00:20:38,008 --> 00:20:39,019
Though you're probably
going to wish
447
00:20:39,021 --> 00:20:40,019
I'd stayed away when I'm done.
448
00:20:40,021 --> 00:20:43,007
Because I can see you.
449
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:46,009
Not the you
you've oh-so-carefully curated.
450
00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:47,020
The real you.
451
00:20:47,022 --> 00:20:51,004
The one hiding just outside
the edge of frame.
452
00:20:51,006 --> 00:20:54,000
Well, it's time
to reframe that picture.
453
00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:56,020
You've gotten away with
everything a little too long.
454
00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:58,000
Now that I'm back,
455
00:20:58,002 --> 00:20:59,008
I'm gonna feature
your finstas,
456
00:20:59,010 --> 00:21:04,006
surface those subtweets,
and crack your caches.
457
00:21:04,008 --> 00:21:07,016
You can't hide from me.
Never could.
458
00:21:07,018 --> 00:21:09,006
And to prove it,
there's a big secret
459
00:21:09,008 --> 00:21:13,004
amongst the ruling class
at Constance Billard.
460
00:21:13,006 --> 00:21:15,003
And as you will soon
come to know,
461
00:21:15,005 --> 00:21:18,006
no good secret goes unpublished.
462
00:21:18,022 --> 00:21:20,010
Watch this space.
463
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:21,023
Or don't.
464
00:21:22,001 --> 00:21:24,014
You'll hear about it
soon enough either way.
465
00:21:25,003 --> 00:21:26,013
Till then,
466
00:21:26,015 --> 00:21:29,011
XOXO, Gossip Girl.
467
00:21:31,006 --> 00:21:33,012
♪ 'Cause I'll be... ♪
468
00:21:33,014 --> 00:21:36,005
-Um, did you see that thing
we were tagged in?
469
00:21:36,007 --> 00:21:39,008
You turned off
my notifications, remember?
470
00:21:39,010 --> 00:21:41,012
What kind of person
calls themselves Gossip Girl?
471
00:21:41,014 --> 00:21:44,000
Yeah, it's the 21st century.
At least be a Gossip Woman.
472
00:21:44,002 --> 00:21:46,020
Is this that Syosset strip mall
party store
473
00:21:46,022 --> 00:21:49,000
that tried to offer me
a sponsorship deal?
474
00:21:49,002 --> 00:21:52,000
Probably some regional tween
hoping to boost his TikTok.
475
00:21:52,002 --> 00:21:54,006
-Blocked and buried.
476
00:21:54,019 --> 00:21:56,019
Mm, where's Obie?
477
00:21:58,017 --> 00:22:00,021
♪ Nothin' I wouldn't do
That I won't do ♪
478
00:22:00,023 --> 00:22:02,008
♪ Switchin' for you ♪
479
00:22:02,010 --> 00:22:05,005
♪ This some shit that I
I usually don't do ♪
480
00:22:05,007 --> 00:22:08,009
♪ But for you I kinda
Kinda want to ♪
481
00:22:09,022 --> 00:22:12,000
♪ 'Cause you're down for me
And I'm down too... ♪
482
00:22:12,002 --> 00:22:15,006
Whoa, I did not
recognize you at all.
483
00:22:16,020 --> 00:22:18,005
Um, it's the dress.
484
00:22:19,008 --> 00:22:19,021
It's new.
485
00:22:19,023 --> 00:22:21,010
Yeah, it looks like, uh...
486
00:22:22,022 --> 00:22:24,005
you look like Julien.
487
00:22:25,007 --> 00:22:25,018
Is that a compliment?
488
00:22:28,009 --> 00:22:31,010
It's typical for you
to be so trusting and open.
489
00:22:31,012 --> 00:22:34,007
That's why people follow you.
They think that they know you
490
00:22:34,009 --> 00:22:35,022
and they
feel entitled to your life,
491
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:36,018
which they aren't.
492
00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:38,022
Zoya's not some crazy stalker,
Audge.
493
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,009
But she is a semi-stranger
494
00:22:41,011 --> 00:22:45,002
who has, by some
fortuitous coincidence,
495
00:22:45,004 --> 00:22:47,010
found herself at your school,
496
00:22:47,012 --> 00:22:49,021
-in your friend group...
497
00:22:49,023 --> 00:22:51,008
♪ ("DRINKS" BY CYN PLAYING) ♪
498
00:22:52,021 --> 00:22:54,007
...with your boyfriend?
499
00:22:55,012 --> 00:22:58,004
I'm gonna get us another round.
We're gonna need it.
500
00:22:59,006 --> 00:23:01,022
Look, I, um--
I almost forgot, I--
501
00:23:02,017 --> 00:23:03,019
I brought you this.
502
00:23:03,021 --> 00:23:06,006
And I don't know if it goes
with the dress or whatever--
503
00:23:06,008 --> 00:23:09,005
It goes with everything.
Thank you.
504
00:23:09,007 --> 00:23:10,015
♪ Taking a band-aid
And ripping it off ♪
505
00:23:10,017 --> 00:23:12,004
Hey.
What up, Obes?
506
00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:15,004
Hey.
507
00:23:15,006 --> 00:23:17,010
Thank you for coming.
You only have to stay an hour,
508
00:23:17,012 --> 00:23:19,008
and then I'll come to
whatever rally you want
next time.
509
00:23:19,010 --> 00:23:23,011
-He hates this place.
-Yes, I do. Very much so, yes.
510
00:23:23,013 --> 00:23:25,011
I mean, if one tenth
of these people donated
511
00:23:25,013 --> 00:23:27,012
the price of one drink
to a charity of their choice...
512
00:23:27,014 --> 00:23:29,005
They are the charity
of their choice, Obes,
513
00:23:29,007 --> 00:23:32,003
and that one drink
is to help them forget
514
00:23:32,005 --> 00:23:34,012
what people like you
ask of them.
515
00:23:34,014 --> 00:23:37,019
As for me, I have got
very tight plans for the night.
516
00:23:37,021 --> 00:23:41,000
A bourbon, couple bumps,
è tutto.
517
00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:42,012
It's a school night, after all.
518
00:23:42,014 --> 00:23:44,008
Aren't you tired of playing
"who's going to win tonight?"
519
00:23:44,010 --> 00:23:47,003
Well, it's not a game
if everyone can.
520
00:23:47,005 --> 00:23:48,016
♪ I don't know what
The problem is ♪
521
00:23:48,018 --> 00:23:49,022
♪ I don't think it's me ♪
522
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,006
♪ Feeling like it's automatic ♪
523
00:23:52,008 --> 00:23:53,009
Nice hand-me-down.
524
00:23:53,011 --> 00:23:55,004
-Audrey.
It's clearly not hers.
525
00:23:55,006 --> 00:23:57,002
It's a fact.
I'm speaking factually.
526
00:23:57,004 --> 00:23:59,012
♪ Happy endings can be tragic ♪
527
00:23:59,014 --> 00:24:03,013
-Um, she's right. Julien--
-A gift. The first of many.
528
00:24:03,015 --> 00:24:04,015
To make up for the ones
529
00:24:04,017 --> 00:24:05,019
we didn't get to
give each other.
530
00:24:06,022 --> 00:24:08,004
Olives or twist?
531
00:24:10,003 --> 00:24:11,017
I say twist.
532
00:24:11,019 --> 00:24:12,017
♪ It's starting to fall ♪
533
00:24:12,019 --> 00:24:16,013
♪ Does it feel like
I'm sprinkling salt? ♪
534
00:24:16,015 --> 00:24:18,008
♪ He got mad... ♪
535
00:24:18,010 --> 00:24:20,017
You don't have to drink.
We don't peer pressure.
536
00:24:20,019 --> 00:24:22,002
Yeah, I don't.
537
00:24:22,004 --> 00:24:22,022
-Topo Chico?
-Thanks.
538
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,018
More for me.
539
00:24:24,020 --> 00:24:27,009
Constance can be a great school
if you know how to play it.
540
00:24:27,011 --> 00:24:31,000
I'll tell you everything
you need in order to do so.
541
00:24:31,002 --> 00:24:32,021
St. Jude's used to be
its own building,
542
00:24:32,023 --> 00:24:35,012
and the boys still
act like it is.
543
00:24:35,014 --> 00:24:38,010
The only place we really mix is
out front or in the courtyard.
544
00:24:38,012 --> 00:24:39,010
Be careful. It's a fishbowl,
545
00:24:39,012 --> 00:24:42,001
so look your best,
because you will be watched.
546
00:24:42,003 --> 00:24:44,001
We use IG for stories,
Signal for sexts,
547
00:24:44,003 --> 00:24:46,009
and WhatsApp for abroad,
and Messages to chat.
548
00:24:46,011 --> 00:24:48,004
-What about YouTube?
Don't interrupt.
549
00:24:48,006 --> 00:24:50,000
Especially not to say "YouTube."
550
00:24:50,002 --> 00:24:51,016
Personalize your uniform.
Freshmen are scared to,
551
00:24:51,018 --> 00:24:52,013
but you shouldn't be.
It makes you unique,
552
00:24:52,015 --> 00:24:54,023
and it's a middle finger
to the matriarchy
553
00:24:55,001 --> 00:24:56,022
who haven't realized
they're upholding a system
554
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,011
the patriarchy put into place.
555
00:24:58,013 --> 00:25:00,011
Sant Ambroeus or Yura
for coffee,
Starbucks for group orders.
556
00:25:00,013 --> 00:25:02,018
The Met Steps or the Great Lawn
to hang, not the south side.
557
00:25:02,020 --> 00:25:05,004
JG Melon's for burgers,
though they check IDs.
558
00:25:05,006 --> 00:25:07,018
Momoya if you're west.
Mezzaluna, not Sarafina's.
559
00:25:07,020 --> 00:25:10,013
Sweetgreen, but for pickup only.
Dumbo Hall, not House.
560
00:25:10,015 --> 00:25:12,022
And Lyft, never Uber.
Black, never Lux.
561
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,012
And don't use your real address.
For privacy and safety,
562
00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:17,015
-always a block away.
-I take the bus.
563
00:25:21,004 --> 00:25:22,013
You probably come from a school
564
00:25:22,015 --> 00:25:24,006
where people
get to know their teachers.
565
00:25:24,020 --> 00:25:25,010
Nobody does that here.
566
00:25:25,012 --> 00:25:27,009
They're never around long enough
567
00:25:27,011 --> 00:25:29,010
to develop a relationship with
anyway.
568
00:25:29,012 --> 00:25:31,022
-They're always leaving.
-Whether they want to or not.
569
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,005
Probably because
private school teachers get paid
570
00:25:34,007 --> 00:25:35,022
substantially less
than public school ones.
571
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,015
-They do?
That explains so much.
572
00:25:38,017 --> 00:25:39,021
-Zara.
573
00:25:39,023 --> 00:25:41,008
It's criminal
how little they make.
574
00:25:41,010 --> 00:25:43,021
Less than customer service
representatives,
575
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,011
executive assistants,
retail salespeople.
576
00:25:46,013 --> 00:25:47,014
Oh my God.
577
00:25:47,016 --> 00:25:50,007
And wouldn't Ms. Keller
be so much happier at Madewell?
578
00:25:50,009 --> 00:25:52,008
Yeah, Jules, come on.
She works really hard.
579
00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:54,015
Ms. Keller actually
interviewed me
580
00:25:54,017 --> 00:25:55,019
for the scholarship.
I thought she was great.
581
00:25:55,021 --> 00:25:58,013
Right, I've been trying to
get her to get this for years.
582
00:25:59,009 --> 00:26:01,004
Oh my God.
Um, what's your number?
583
00:26:01,006 --> 00:26:02,016
I'll add you to the group text.
584
00:26:05,022 --> 00:26:07,022
I'm gonna go find my boyfriend.
585
00:26:13,022 --> 00:26:16,016
♪ ("STEAM"
BY EXMIRANDA PLAYING) ♪
586
00:26:22,001 --> 00:26:23,023
♪ Buttons rippin'
Off the sleeves ♪
587
00:26:24,001 --> 00:26:25,020
♪ Tuggin'
Strippin' off Supreme ♪
588
00:26:25,022 --> 00:26:27,012
♪ Done unzipping off the jeans ♪
589
00:26:27,014 --> 00:26:28,013
♪ I'm just
Lettin' off some steam ♪
590
00:26:28,015 --> 00:26:30,022
♪ Trousers slippin'
Off the knees... ♪
591
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:35,001
Poor Audrey Hope. Married
and monogamous at 16.
592
00:26:35,003 --> 00:26:37,009
Nothing poor about it.
Don't straight-shame me.
593
00:26:37,011 --> 00:26:40,021
Do you ever miss
coloring outside the lines?
594
00:26:40,023 --> 00:26:42,010
Or did you never?
595
00:26:42,012 --> 00:26:43,014
So with all the people
in this room,
596
00:26:44,004 --> 00:26:47,004
at this very moment,
597
00:26:47,006 --> 00:26:49,016
you want to spend your
augmented energy on me?
598
00:26:49,018 --> 00:26:51,015
I don't know what it is
with you and Ak,
599
00:26:51,017 --> 00:26:52,022
but something's different.
600
00:26:54,008 --> 00:26:55,010
In a good way?
601
00:26:55,012 --> 00:26:58,003
Oh, yeah. The best way.
602
00:26:58,005 --> 00:26:58,015
♪ I'm just
Lettin' off some steam... ♪
603
00:27:02,002 --> 00:27:03,022
This isn't on my plan
for tonight.
604
00:27:04,022 --> 00:27:05,016
It's all yours if you want it.
605
00:27:08,005 --> 00:27:09,001
You want it?
606
00:27:09,003 --> 00:27:22,013
♪ How I want
Is how it's gonna be ♪
607
00:27:22,015 --> 00:27:22,016
Oh well.
608
00:27:26,012 --> 00:27:29,009
♪ ("RUNAWAY"
BY REI AMI PLAYING) ♪
609
00:27:31,006 --> 00:27:31,013
What are you doing?
610
00:27:35,010 --> 00:27:36,012
♪ Don't even bother... ♪
611
00:27:36,014 --> 00:27:37,010
What's going on?
612
00:27:37,012 --> 00:27:38,023
♪ Something in the water ♪
613
00:27:39,001 --> 00:27:40,017
♪ Making the ladies go
Rounding the boys ♪
614
00:27:40,019 --> 00:27:42,007
♪ They looking like
Sheep to the slaughter ♪
615
00:27:42,009 --> 00:27:44,011
♪ Confessing to father... ♪
616
00:27:46,015 --> 00:27:48,018
♪ Now they don't know
What to call her... ♪
617
00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:55,010
♪ Now I think
I might've found my friends ♪
618
00:27:55,012 --> 00:27:59,020
♪ Funny 'cause
They want us dead ♪
619
00:27:59,022 --> 00:28:03,005
♪ When the voices
Circle through my head ♪
620
00:28:03,022 --> 00:28:05,008
Shh.
621
00:28:05,010 --> 00:28:07,002
♪ You better run away, run away
Yeah ♪
622
00:28:08,002 --> 00:28:09,023
♪ And baby
If it hurts, say when ♪
623
00:28:12,009 --> 00:28:14,001
♪ I'll stop
And then I'll start again... ♪
624
00:28:15,007 --> 00:28:19,000
-Huh?
625
00:28:19,002 --> 00:28:23,007
Calloway and her crew
at Dumbo Hall
626
00:28:23,009 --> 00:28:26,012
with a little something extra,
her sudden sis.
627
00:28:26,014 --> 00:28:28,022
Sorry to crash the party, JC,
628
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,015
but I've got a pic that says
629
00:28:30,017 --> 00:28:32,011
the thousand words
you've yet to utter.
630
00:28:32,013 --> 00:28:35,005
Everyone knows, 15 years ago,
631
00:28:35,007 --> 00:28:39,018
Mama Marion dumped DJ Davis
for a new life with Nick Nobody,
632
00:28:39,020 --> 00:28:43,009
yet sadly passed
before she could see
her daughters united.
633
00:28:43,011 --> 00:28:45,006
Yet unite they have.
634
00:28:45,008 --> 00:28:47,004
Though you wouldn't know it
to look at them.
635
00:28:47,006 --> 00:28:49,023
Never met before?
That's the ruse.
636
00:28:50,001 --> 00:28:51,017
Zoya's entrance to Constance
637
00:28:51,019 --> 00:28:53,015
was signed, sealed,
and deceitful.
638
00:28:53,017 --> 00:28:56,019
Or didn't you know?
On the Upper East Side,
639
00:28:56,021 --> 00:28:59,011
scholarships aren't granted,
they're gifted.
640
00:28:59,013 --> 00:29:01,006
What is this thing
talking about?
641
00:29:01,022 --> 00:29:03,002
How should I know?
642
00:29:03,004 --> 00:29:05,014
I got that scholarship
on my own, right?
643
00:29:07,001 --> 00:29:09,021
-You didn't buy that for me.
-Of course not.
644
00:29:11,001 --> 00:29:13,010
My dad gives money
to the school,
645
00:29:13,012 --> 00:29:16,000
part of which goes to fund
the art scholarship.
646
00:29:16,002 --> 00:29:18,002
He doesn't have time
to read the apps, so I do.
647
00:29:18,004 --> 00:29:19,016
And since you have
a passion for theater...
648
00:29:19,018 --> 00:29:22,006
Did you know when you asked me
to apply for it
649
00:29:22,008 --> 00:29:24,006
that you would be the one
deciding who gets put forward?
650
00:29:24,008 --> 00:29:25,013
Wh-- what?
651
00:29:25,015 --> 00:29:26,022
Did someone
deserve it more than me?
652
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,017
Why would you think
someone else deserves something
more than you?
653
00:29:29,019 --> 00:29:31,018
Wait, you two already
know each other?
654
00:29:31,020 --> 00:29:33,017
-On purpose?
-Who cares?
655
00:29:33,019 --> 00:29:35,018
Refresh, it's gone already.
656
00:29:35,020 --> 00:29:36,010
Why would you lie?
657
00:29:36,012 --> 00:29:37,022
We don't lie to each other.
658
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,013
If our dads knew, they never
would have let her move here.
659
00:29:41,015 --> 00:29:42,021
They just found out.
660
00:29:43,013 --> 00:29:44,013
Didn't they?
661
00:29:46,003 --> 00:29:49,020
-My dad's not on Instagram.
-My dad's publicist runs his.
662
00:29:49,022 --> 00:29:51,021
And we are not your dad.
663
00:29:51,023 --> 00:29:55,016
I know. It's just, I wanted
to make sure that we--
664
00:29:56,007 --> 00:29:58,008
-that I--
-Liked me?
665
00:29:58,010 --> 00:30:00,006
-No, that's not--
Oh, oh, oh.
666
00:30:00,008 --> 00:30:03,007
So you were afraid
that Z would be Z's.
667
00:30:06,015 --> 00:30:08,017
I don't want to lose
my place here.
668
00:30:08,019 --> 00:30:11,013
In fact, I can't-- I can't
actually afford to stay here
669
00:30:11,015 --> 00:30:11,020
without that scholarship.
670
00:30:12,014 --> 00:30:14,014
So please, make it make sense,
671
00:30:14,016 --> 00:30:16,010
who would do
something like this?
672
00:30:16,012 --> 00:30:18,013
Students work in the office.
673
00:30:18,015 --> 00:30:19,004
Someone is clearly
trying to fuck with me,
674
00:30:19,006 --> 00:30:21,000
but it's nothing.
675
00:30:22,004 --> 00:30:24,014
It's just gossip. We're fine.
676
00:30:25,008 --> 00:30:26,004
It doesn't matter.
677
00:30:26,006 --> 00:30:28,019
Nobody cares, right?
Do any of you care?
678
00:30:34,017 --> 00:30:36,012
I'm gonna go.
679
00:30:36,014 --> 00:30:38,010
You said you would
do the story first.
680
00:30:41,016 --> 00:30:43,015
♪ (DRAMATIC
CHORAL MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
681
00:30:54,003 --> 00:30:55,013
You could've told me.
682
00:30:59,002 --> 00:31:00,013
-I'll walk out with you.
-Yeah.
683
00:31:07,003 --> 00:31:07,021
You know,
what Julien said is right.
684
00:31:07,023 --> 00:31:10,006
I mean, the whole
Gossip Girl thing,
685
00:31:10,008 --> 00:31:12,004
it's just somebody
playing a game.
686
00:31:12,006 --> 00:31:14,014
It's a lot of trouble
for just a game.
687
00:31:14,016 --> 00:31:16,003
I mean, creating an account,
teasing us all day,
688
00:31:16,005 --> 00:31:18,019
and then dropping a bomb
just to publicly shame
her and me?
689
00:31:18,021 --> 00:31:22,015
It comes with
the territory up here.
690
00:31:22,017 --> 00:31:24,013
And if you have something
that people want,
691
00:31:25,007 --> 00:31:26,023
you have something to lose.
692
00:31:27,001 --> 00:31:29,008
Right?
People try and take us down.
693
00:31:29,010 --> 00:31:29,020
They never can, though.
694
00:31:31,010 --> 00:31:33,015
And you're one of us now.
695
00:31:33,017 --> 00:31:36,011
-Oh, shit!
696
00:31:36,013 --> 00:31:37,021
-Shit, shit, shit, shit--
-All right, look, the C station
697
00:31:37,023 --> 00:31:40,006
is just a few more
blocks up, all right?
698
00:31:40,008 --> 00:31:41,019
And what happens
when I get out at the other end,
where it's four?
699
00:31:41,021 --> 00:31:44,016
I don't know if
I have to give this dress back.
700
00:31:44,018 --> 00:31:45,021
I do live right there,
701
00:31:45,023 --> 00:31:48,019
if you wanna just wait it out
with me for a bit?
702
00:31:52,023 --> 00:31:54,010
-Yes, sure, okay.
-Yeah, okay, all right.
703
00:31:54,012 --> 00:31:55,018
-Just for a bit.
-Great.
704
00:32:02,010 --> 00:32:03,020
You have the whole floor?
705
00:32:05,002 --> 00:32:05,021
Um, the building.
706
00:32:10,010 --> 00:32:12,012
Uh, if you...
If want to give me your dress,
707
00:32:12,014 --> 00:32:15,001
I can go hang it in the sauna
and it'll be dry in no time.
708
00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:18,013
And then,
709
00:32:18,015 --> 00:32:19,016
you know, you can just
borrow an umbrella.
710
00:32:19,018 --> 00:32:24,020
Oh. Okay.
Um, where can I change?
711
00:32:24,022 --> 00:32:27,017
If we get these floors wet,
my mom will kill me.
712
00:32:29,014 --> 00:32:30,014
So...
713
00:32:32,006 --> 00:32:33,007
I won't look.
714
00:32:34,018 --> 00:32:35,019
You have my word.
715
00:32:36,018 --> 00:32:37,000
Okay.
716
00:32:53,015 --> 00:32:54,015
Ready when you are.
717
00:32:58,006 --> 00:33:00,011
Mm-hmm. I'll grab you a sweater.
718
00:33:02,001 --> 00:33:04,004
I'm sorry Julien didn't
tell you about me.
719
00:33:04,022 --> 00:33:05,000
I am too.
720
00:33:07,019 --> 00:33:08,022
Not surprised, though.
721
00:33:10,011 --> 00:33:11,013
I shouldn't...
722
00:33:12,012 --> 00:33:14,011
I shouldn't say that.
You're her sister.
723
00:33:14,022 --> 00:33:16,015
I am, but,
724
00:33:16,017 --> 00:33:19,004
God, even I barely know her.
725
00:33:19,006 --> 00:33:22,006
Sometimes it's just feels like
we're not even dating anymore.
726
00:33:23,013 --> 00:33:25,017
Really, you know,
like I'm just...
727
00:33:25,019 --> 00:33:30,004
this actor, and I'm playing
her boyfriend in her story.
728
00:33:30,006 --> 00:33:32,003
When we first got together
though, it was...
729
00:33:32,020 --> 00:33:33,020
totally different.
730
00:33:33,022 --> 00:33:35,002
That was way before
she got into any of that stuff.
731
00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:40,009
And we were interested
in the same things,
732
00:33:40,011 --> 00:33:42,002
she wanted to make
her mark on the world.
733
00:33:44,007 --> 00:33:47,006
And now she just, like,
tells me what to wear
and where to be and what to say.
734
00:33:48,012 --> 00:33:51,003
She's making her mark, for sure.
Don't get me wrong.
735
00:33:51,005 --> 00:33:53,017
I mean,
she's got a lot of influence.
736
00:33:55,016 --> 00:33:56,022
You know, it's just it's...
737
00:33:58,008 --> 00:33:58,022
it's her world, it's not...
738
00:34:00,010 --> 00:34:01,013
it's not ours.
739
00:34:05,005 --> 00:34:06,001
Okay.
740
00:34:07,008 --> 00:34:09,013
Two years ago, on my birthday.
741
00:34:10,011 --> 00:34:12,022
I got this DM
from someone who...
742
00:34:13,017 --> 00:34:15,020
-I'd only ever heard of.
-Mm-hmm.
743
00:34:15,022 --> 00:34:20,008
She'd been mythical to me,
and then suddenly, she was real.
744
00:34:20,010 --> 00:34:23,010
We DM'd and talked pretty much
every single day since then.
745
00:34:24,005 --> 00:34:25,016
The Julien that I got to know
746
00:34:25,018 --> 00:34:27,006
on the other end
of those phone calls?
747
00:34:29,001 --> 00:34:32,007
Yeah, she's different from
the one that I met today.
748
00:34:32,009 --> 00:34:33,019
More like the one you miss.
749
00:34:35,021 --> 00:34:37,007
Which means
she's still in there.
750
00:34:42,014 --> 00:34:43,021
What?
751
00:34:43,023 --> 00:34:45,000
It's just, uh,
752
00:34:45,002 --> 00:34:47,004
it's nice to hear someone
be kind for a change.
753
00:34:49,018 --> 00:34:51,010
It's nice to feel kindness
for a change.
754
00:34:57,013 --> 00:34:59,015
Well, um...
755
00:35:00,006 --> 00:35:01,006
the rain has stopped.
756
00:35:01,008 --> 00:35:03,021
You should probably get
your dress before it shrinks.
757
00:35:03,023 --> 00:35:05,004
-Mm-hmm.
-Yup.
758
00:35:10,017 --> 00:35:13,016
The only time I felt more gross
than standing here
showing you these
759
00:35:13,018 --> 00:35:15,012
is the moment that
I took them to show you!
760
00:35:15,014 --> 00:35:17,016
I should be arrested.
761
00:35:17,018 --> 00:35:20,004
They were standing
in front of a window.
762
00:35:20,006 --> 00:35:23,020
-Anyone could have seen that.
-Anyone didn't. I did.
763
00:35:23,022 --> 00:35:26,009
-You won't use these, right?
-I don't want to.
764
00:35:27,013 --> 00:35:28,013
But...
765
00:35:30,006 --> 00:35:32,008
we're either in this
or we're not.
766
00:35:51,016 --> 00:35:53,001
-Whatever you may have read--
-Not even 9:00.
767
00:35:53,003 --> 00:35:55,010
I'm so glad
I can always trust you.
768
00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:30,021
♪ ("THEREFORE I AM"
BY BILLIE EILISH PLAYING) ♪
769
00:36:32,005 --> 00:36:35,003
♪ I'm not your friend
Or anything ♪
770
00:36:35,005 --> 00:36:36,022
♪ Damn, you think
That you're the man... ♪
771
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,010
Ah, New York.
772
00:36:38,012 --> 00:36:42,013
Is there anything more romantic
than a walk in the fall rain?
773
00:36:42,015 --> 00:36:45,009
Only what happens after
behind closed doors.
774
00:36:46,005 --> 00:36:47,009
Or open windows.
775
00:36:47,011 --> 00:36:52,023
Hey JC, looks like DNA isn't
all you and your sister share.
776
00:36:53,001 --> 00:36:55,014
-Julien, it's not true.
-Of course it isn't.
777
00:36:55,016 --> 00:36:57,022
He just gave me a place
to wait till the rain stopped.
778
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,003
What is this Gossip Girl thing
and why is it out to get us?
779
00:37:00,005 --> 00:37:02,014
They're after me.
You're just collateral.
780
00:37:02,016 --> 00:37:05,014
But whoever it is,
I won't let them win.
781
00:37:05,016 --> 00:37:07,023
♪ Know how I feel
Top of the world but... ♪
782
00:37:08,001 --> 00:37:08,018
Did we go about this
the wrong way?
783
00:37:08,020 --> 00:37:10,002
Not telling anyone?
784
00:37:10,004 --> 00:37:12,000
You have to be strategic
about the way
785
00:37:12,002 --> 00:37:14,023
that you present things
to the world.
786
00:37:15,001 --> 00:37:16,023
We just weren't careful enough.
787
00:37:17,001 --> 00:37:18,022
We'll tell everyone
some jealous freshman
788
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,023
is trying to stir shit
between us.
789
00:37:21,001 --> 00:37:21,008
But there's no shit to stir.
790
00:37:22,017 --> 00:37:23,022
It'll all blow over
791
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,018
if we just show that
it hasn't gotten to us.
792
00:37:28,003 --> 00:37:29,004
I'll see you in the courtyard.
793
00:37:29,006 --> 00:37:32,017
♪ I'm not your friend
Or anything, damn ♪
794
00:37:32,019 --> 00:37:35,003
♪ You think that
You're the man ♪
795
00:37:35,005 --> 00:37:37,012
♪ I think, therefore I am ♪
796
00:37:39,004 --> 00:37:40,006
♪ I'm sorry ♪
797
00:37:43,010 --> 00:37:45,023
Hey, look,
there he is. The cheater.
798
00:37:46,001 --> 00:37:49,005
With a freshman?
That's so gross, Obie.
799
00:37:49,007 --> 00:37:50,017
Yeah, keep walking.
800
00:37:50,019 --> 00:37:53,012
I can't believe
he did that. Freak, man.
801
00:37:53,014 --> 00:37:55,007
Why would you ever
cheat on Julien?
802
00:37:55,009 --> 00:37:57,021
-I didn't.
-Oh, so Gossip Girl's lying?
803
00:37:57,023 --> 00:37:59,022
Of course he'd say that.
804
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,004
Dude, I've been defending
your honor all morning,
805
00:38:02,006 --> 00:38:02,020
as if it was The Crucible.
806
00:38:02,022 --> 00:38:05,020
Gotta say, not the best optics,
807
00:38:05,022 --> 00:38:08,010
-your girlfriend's sister.
-I didn't do anything, Ak.
808
00:38:08,012 --> 00:38:11,017
All right? You know I would
never do anything like that.
809
00:38:11,019 --> 00:38:13,009
It's just...
810
00:38:13,011 --> 00:38:15,005
-some crazy kind of...
-Social media nightmare!
811
00:38:15,007 --> 00:38:18,006
You as someone who loses
is bad for business.
812
00:38:19,004 --> 00:38:20,005
I didn't lose anything.
813
00:38:20,007 --> 00:38:22,009
And everything will be fine
so long as you win.
814
00:38:22,011 --> 00:38:26,005
Olivia Jade gained followers
when her mom went to jail.
815
00:38:26,007 --> 00:38:27,018
Exactly, her mom went to jail.
816
00:38:27,020 --> 00:38:30,016
For Jules to rise above this,
she has to destroy Zoya.
817
00:38:30,018 --> 00:38:34,011
Ladies, ladies, nobody's
gonna believe that gossip.
818
00:38:34,013 --> 00:38:36,005
Zoya's a 14-year-old nobody,
and I'm me.
819
00:38:40,010 --> 00:38:42,009
First she stole her mom,
then she stole her man.
820
00:38:44,011 --> 00:38:45,022
If you want to
get back at Zobie,
821
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,015
I volunteer as tribute.
822
00:38:48,017 --> 00:38:50,018
Oh my God,
they're already a hashtag.
823
00:38:50,020 --> 00:38:52,008
-You need to do something.
-This shit ain't it.
824
00:39:03,011 --> 00:39:05,015
I got us a regular Lyft,
we can talk in here.
825
00:39:05,017 --> 00:39:08,009
-Julien, I'm so, so sorry.
-It's not your fault.
826
00:39:08,011 --> 00:39:09,007
I feel terrible anyway.
827
00:39:09,009 --> 00:39:11,015
I'm just so confused
about everything.
828
00:39:11,017 --> 00:39:13,007
The whole school was
either staring me down
829
00:39:13,009 --> 00:39:14,017
or high fiving me all day.
830
00:39:14,019 --> 00:39:17,013
I've come up with a plan
to get us past this.
831
00:39:17,015 --> 00:39:19,015
I did a little research
on Gossip Girl.
832
00:39:19,017 --> 00:39:20,019
There were these
two best friends
833
00:39:20,021 --> 00:39:22,012
she was obsessed with
forever ago.
834
00:39:22,014 --> 00:39:24,015
It's kind of a badge of honor
that she chose us.
835
00:39:25,021 --> 00:39:27,001
All we have to do
836
00:39:27,003 --> 00:39:29,007
is take a page from
the Blair and Serena playbook,
837
00:39:29,009 --> 00:39:31,015
and beat Gossip Girl
at her own game.
838
00:39:31,017 --> 00:39:33,010
How do you beat
an anonymous troll?
839
00:39:33,012 --> 00:39:35,011
Since no one believes
the truth, only the lie,
840
00:39:37,001 --> 00:39:38,019
we have to lie in return.
841
00:39:38,021 --> 00:39:41,002
We plan a public showdown,
nothing too big,
842
00:39:41,004 --> 00:39:43,000
just where I look like
I get the power back.
843
00:39:43,002 --> 00:39:45,017
And then everything can go
back to the way that it was.
844
00:39:45,019 --> 00:39:48,010
Us, as the sisters
we're meant to be.
845
00:39:48,012 --> 00:39:50,011
How do you get the power back?
846
00:39:50,013 --> 00:39:52,014
I'm walking in
the Christopher John Rogers show
847
00:39:52,016 --> 00:39:54,005
tomorrow at the Armory.
848
00:39:54,007 --> 00:39:56,003
It's a big deal
for my brand identity.
849
00:39:56,005 --> 00:39:57,015
And I'll make sure
that you have a seat.
850
00:39:57,017 --> 00:40:01,014
But I'll forget to put you
on the list for the after-party.
851
00:40:02,008 --> 00:40:04,003
And all you have to do is
852
00:40:04,005 --> 00:40:06,010
make a scene
when they don't let you in.
853
00:40:06,012 --> 00:40:10,000
Monet and Luna will take
a photo of Obie and I inside,
854
00:40:10,002 --> 00:40:13,007
with your meltdown outside.
855
00:40:13,009 --> 00:40:15,016
You really think
Obie's gonna go along with this?
856
00:40:15,018 --> 00:40:18,010
He does things for me.
He's good like that.
857
00:40:18,012 --> 00:40:20,019
But you should stay away
from him for the time being.
858
00:40:20,021 --> 00:40:22,017
And we should stay out
of each other's way as well.
859
00:40:23,008 --> 00:40:25,002
Just till the show.
860
00:40:25,004 --> 00:40:27,022
Build the tension, you know.
Tease it, like Gossip Girl did.
861
00:40:28,015 --> 00:40:29,020
Speaking of that devil.
862
00:40:31,009 --> 00:40:33,022
-What are you doing?
Tossing out the bait.
863
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,003
You might have noticed
it's been all quiet
864
00:40:36,005 --> 00:40:39,007
on the Upper Eastern front
for the past 24 hours.
865
00:40:39,009 --> 00:40:42,019
Think the storm has passed?
Not a chance.
866
00:40:42,021 --> 00:40:46,003
Sources tell us
to keep your eyes peeled
at the Armory.
867
00:40:46,005 --> 00:40:48,019
Who doesn't love
a fashion showdown?
868
00:40:48,021 --> 00:40:50,000
I tried to warn her.
869
00:40:50,002 --> 00:40:52,002
I mean, our group of friends
870
00:40:52,004 --> 00:40:53,022
have known each other
since we were babies.
871
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,012
We have trust and-- and history.
872
00:40:56,014 --> 00:40:59,007
So no new friends, ever?
873
00:40:59,009 --> 00:41:00,015
I'm not saying
pull up the drawbridge.
874
00:41:00,017 --> 00:41:04,002
I just think
it is so terribly odd
that she lied about it.
875
00:41:04,004 --> 00:41:06,000
Well, it's Julien's life.
876
00:41:06,002 --> 00:41:08,021
I mean, whatever reasons she had
made sense to her.
877
00:41:08,023 --> 00:41:12,017
I didn't book a session,
Dr. Menzies, please.
878
00:41:12,019 --> 00:41:15,013
Hey, it's just...
share in my outrage
for one moment.
879
00:41:15,015 --> 00:41:18,015
This whole thing is ridiculous.
Okay, however it came to be,
880
00:41:18,017 --> 00:41:20,010
secret sisters
fighting over Prince George
881
00:41:20,012 --> 00:41:24,016
is as déclassé
as an Andy Cohen show.
882
00:41:24,018 --> 00:41:26,021
It's time to ice out
that social climber.
883
00:41:27,022 --> 00:41:29,012
Are you guys still
in that text chain?
884
00:41:29,014 --> 00:41:29,015
Yes.
885
00:41:31,012 --> 00:41:32,015
Thank you. Thank you.
886
00:41:33,012 --> 00:41:34,021
Where's your dad's concealer
again?
887
00:41:34,023 --> 00:41:37,003
Top right drawer.
888
00:41:38,016 --> 00:41:39,022
All right.
889
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,014
♪ ("JUST CHECKING IN"
BY KLLO PLAYING) ♪
890
00:41:43,014 --> 00:41:46,016
-Here we go.
-No, no, no, not for me.
891
00:41:46,018 --> 00:41:49,009
Sies Marjan
was for everybody, so...
892
00:41:49,011 --> 00:41:52,012
Yeah, if you're in, like,
a Gaspar Noé movie maybe,
893
00:41:52,014 --> 00:41:54,003
but I don't like to stick out.
894
00:41:55,002 --> 00:41:57,005
Well, you already do, so...
895
00:41:57,007 --> 00:41:59,002
♪ You choose
Hello ♪
896
00:41:59,004 --> 00:42:01,010
♪ Hand on my heart... ♪
897
00:42:02,015 --> 00:42:02,017
Where you going?
898
00:42:05,006 --> 00:42:06,010
Mirror's here.
899
00:42:06,012 --> 00:42:09,008
♪ No sense checking in ♪
900
00:42:09,010 --> 00:42:13,015
♪ Hand on my heart
I'm calling again ♪
901
00:42:13,017 --> 00:42:17,020
♪ And I'm just checking in ♪
902
00:42:19,016 --> 00:42:21,003
♪ Hello ♪
903
00:42:21,005 --> 00:42:27,006
♪ You said to me
"Don't call in again" ♪
904
00:42:27,008 --> 00:42:30,015
♪ I don't ♪
905
00:42:32,013 --> 00:42:33,023
♪ Nothing ♪
906
00:42:34,019 --> 00:42:38,020
♪ I'll never talk again ♪
907
00:42:38,022 --> 00:42:42,004
♪ Do I make it? ♪
908
00:42:42,006 --> 00:42:44,007
♪ I'll know ♪
909
00:42:47,003 --> 00:42:50,013
♪ My end ♪
910
00:42:56,017 --> 00:42:59,019
Julien? I've had my eye on you.
911
00:42:59,021 --> 00:43:02,022
-Looking forward to it.
-Thank you, Lindsay.
912
00:43:07,019 --> 00:43:10,000
Have you been reading
the comments on this post?
913
00:43:10,002 --> 00:43:12,004
People are expecting you
to go full Cersei tonight,
914
00:43:12,006 --> 00:43:13,020
but your plan is Saoirse.
915
00:43:13,022 --> 00:43:15,018
What part of "destroy"
did you not understand?
916
00:43:16,003 --> 00:43:17,004
I agree.
917
00:43:17,006 --> 00:43:19,014
Leaving someone off a guest list
is for bat mitzvahs.
918
00:43:19,016 --> 00:43:21,003
-She's my sister. I'm not--
-You think just 'cause
you're related to her,
919
00:43:21,005 --> 00:43:23,016
she doesn't have it out for you?
920
00:43:23,018 --> 00:43:27,011
Ever heard of Shakespeare?
Succession?The Bible?
921
00:43:27,013 --> 00:43:30,006
Fam v fam's the number one story
since the dawn of dawn.
922
00:43:30,008 --> 00:43:30,023
She worked you.
923
00:43:31,001 --> 00:43:33,005
She just wanted in.
924
00:43:33,007 --> 00:43:35,003
-It's not like--
-You're losing followers, okay?
925
00:43:35,017 --> 00:43:37,000
She's getting them.
926
00:43:42,006 --> 00:43:43,011
Finally.
927
00:43:44,019 --> 00:43:46,021
♪ (SOFT ELECTRONIC
MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
928
00:43:48,005 --> 00:43:50,004
What's the plan?
929
00:43:50,006 --> 00:43:53,013
Well, the world thinks
Z is out to snatch
whatever JC has.
930
00:43:53,015 --> 00:43:54,017
So we'll follow that thread.
931
00:43:54,019 --> 00:43:58,001
We'll make it seem
like she planned
some big secret sabotage
932
00:43:58,003 --> 00:43:59,013
to ruin Jules's big moment.
933
00:43:59,015 --> 00:44:01,008
And then when
that plan goes off,
934
00:44:01,010 --> 00:44:03,014
we'll be there to point out
the person who did it.
935
00:44:03,016 --> 00:44:06,012
She'll be so humiliated
in front of
the only people that matter
936
00:44:06,014 --> 00:44:09,013
that she'll never want to
show her face
outside of school again.
937
00:44:09,015 --> 00:44:11,012
Mm, I love us.
938
00:44:12,008 --> 00:44:13,020
When did she say
it would go down?
939
00:44:13,022 --> 00:44:17,000
The after-party.
So, um, we have time.
940
00:44:18,003 --> 00:44:20,004
I want to see the show, so...
941
00:44:22,001 --> 00:44:23,017
♪ ("SPIDERS" BY JUNGLEPUSSY
PLAYING) ♪
942
00:44:23,019 --> 00:44:25,010
♪ 'Cause I keep
My lights down low ♪
943
00:44:25,012 --> 00:44:28,018
♪ You won't know
When my next move ♪
944
00:44:28,020 --> 00:44:32,000
♪ Cooking up like mama food ♪
945
00:44:32,002 --> 00:44:33,014
-Love that.
946
00:44:33,016 --> 00:44:35,006
♪ Shook you up like spiders do ♪
947
00:44:35,008 --> 00:44:37,020
♪ 'Cause I keep
My lights down low... ♪
948
00:44:40,013 --> 00:44:43,002
Don't you know? You can't
use your phone in here.
949
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,003
If someone sees you,
you'll get thrown out,
950
00:44:46,005 --> 00:44:49,023
and then you wouldn't be able to
help your sister with her plan.
951
00:44:50,001 --> 00:44:52,002
-I'm sorry, I didn't know.
-Okay. Well, now you do.
952
00:44:52,004 --> 00:44:52,019
Your seat's over there.
953
00:44:56,002 --> 00:44:59,000
Wait. I need you.
954
00:44:59,002 --> 00:45:00,020
Well, part of you.
955
00:45:11,009 --> 00:45:11,016
Hurry. Go, go, go.
956
00:45:14,014 --> 00:45:16,004
Hurry,
we don't have time.
957
00:45:16,006 --> 00:45:17,020
What? You're the stylist.
Style me.
958
00:45:20,003 --> 00:45:22,009
♪ I'll give you
Some time of day ♪
959
00:45:23,020 --> 00:45:27,010
♪ But you
Cannot spend the night ♪
960
00:45:27,012 --> 00:45:30,007
♪ ("A PALÉ"
BY ROSALÍA PLAYING) ♪
961
00:46:01,007 --> 00:46:02,018
-Ooh.
-Right?
962
00:46:08,008 --> 00:46:10,016
That tracks.
963
00:46:49,006 --> 00:46:51,008
Here she comes.
-How do you know this'll work?
964
00:46:51,010 --> 00:46:53,003
Just like you don't need
someone's password
965
00:46:53,005 --> 00:46:55,014
to take a photo,
you don't need one to share it.
966
00:47:14,007 --> 00:47:16,011
Ew!
967
00:47:22,007 --> 00:47:24,017
What the hell? Who sent this?
968
00:47:24,019 --> 00:47:27,009
Ew, ew!
Oh, not bad.
969
00:47:27,011 --> 00:47:29,002
Anybody recognize them?
970
00:47:29,004 --> 00:47:31,005
Security! Over here.
971
00:47:31,007 --> 00:47:33,010
-Hi.
-You saw that photo, right?
972
00:47:33,012 --> 00:47:34,006
Yeah, we saw who sent it.
973
00:47:34,008 --> 00:47:35,023
It's the girl
in that orange dress.
974
00:47:48,004 --> 00:47:49,023
Come with us, please, right now.
975
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,015
Sorry, wha-- what's going on?
976
00:47:52,017 --> 00:47:54,009
Just follow me.
977
00:47:55,006 --> 00:47:56,012
It was her!
978
00:47:56,014 --> 00:47:58,011
See, right there!
She's the one who sent it!
979
00:47:58,013 --> 00:47:59,023
That's who sent it? Her?
980
00:48:07,002 --> 00:48:08,005
You dropped your phone.
981
00:48:10,017 --> 00:48:12,016
This isn't the after-party.
982
00:48:12,018 --> 00:48:13,000
Did we get played?
983
00:48:29,017 --> 00:48:32,019
-What are you doing?
-Cementing us.
984
00:48:32,021 --> 00:48:36,011
Some Upper East Side style
sibling rivalry.
985
00:48:36,013 --> 00:48:39,007
It may look like Z was
trying to steal the light,
986
00:48:39,009 --> 00:48:41,021
but she was unaware
of Julien and her callow ways.
987
00:48:41,023 --> 00:48:45,019
It's a long drop
from A-list to Z,
988
00:48:45,021 --> 00:48:47,011
but at least everything is back
where it's meant to be.
989
00:48:47,013 --> 00:48:49,021
She looks triumphant.
990
00:48:50,018 --> 00:48:51,001
Oh my God!
991
00:48:54,008 --> 00:48:56,011
What?
992
00:49:02,008 --> 00:49:04,012
Still, I'd watch out, JC.
993
00:49:04,014 --> 00:49:08,015
You bought what you needed,
but now, you'll pay the price.
994
00:49:15,016 --> 00:49:19,014
-Julien?
-Oh. Good, you're here.
995
00:49:19,016 --> 00:49:22,001
I had no idea Monet and Luna
were gonna do that.
996
00:49:22,003 --> 00:49:24,003
Why didn't you stop it
when it happened?
997
00:49:24,019 --> 00:49:26,002
You stood there.
998
00:49:26,004 --> 00:49:28,016
Worse... you liked it.
999
00:49:28,018 --> 00:49:30,022
-No, I didn't. Z--
-You don't get to call me that.
1000
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:34,007
My God, you're really
blowing this out of proportion.
1001
00:49:34,009 --> 00:49:35,009
I'm hurt.
1002
00:49:36,009 --> 00:49:37,014
You hurt me.
1003
00:49:44,006 --> 00:49:45,005
Why did you bring me here?
1004
00:49:45,007 --> 00:49:47,012
-You're my sister.
-We don't even know each other.
1005
00:49:47,014 --> 00:49:50,005
Mom wanted us to.
1006
00:49:50,007 --> 00:49:53,013
She left us a clue to make sure.
Julien Elizabeth, Zoya Jane.
1007
00:49:53,015 --> 00:49:55,021
So don't let some petty
high school bullshit
1008
00:49:55,023 --> 00:49:57,010
change what we planned.
1009
00:49:57,012 --> 00:49:59,003
I've spent my whole life
wondering who Mom was.
1010
00:49:59,005 --> 00:50:03,014
What she was really like.
Why I never got to know her.
1011
00:50:03,016 --> 00:50:05,003
And the only thing
that made it better
1012
00:50:05,005 --> 00:50:07,008
when I got so low
was knowing that
1013
00:50:07,010 --> 00:50:09,005
there was somebody else
wondering the same things.
1014
00:50:11,012 --> 00:50:13,016
But you don't even care
about that, do you?
1015
00:50:15,002 --> 00:50:16,002
You only care about
how other people see you.
1016
00:50:17,017 --> 00:50:18,000
You just got here.
1017
00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:20,014
You have no idea
how hard it was
1018
00:50:20,016 --> 00:50:23,016
for me to become who I am today.
1019
00:50:23,018 --> 00:50:25,015
Dead mom,
drunk or disappearing dad.
1020
00:50:25,017 --> 00:50:27,022
And now I'm not just known,
I'm influential.
1021
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,013
It takes a lot of work
to matter like that,
1022
00:50:30,015 --> 00:50:31,011
to become something.
1023
00:50:31,013 --> 00:50:32,017
And I can't have that
taken away from me.
1024
00:50:32,019 --> 00:50:35,000
You don't know
who I was before this.
1025
00:50:36,019 --> 00:50:39,018
I had a life in Buffalo.
Friends.
1026
00:50:39,020 --> 00:50:42,022
I pushed my dad to move here
because you asked me to.
1027
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,019
Because you said
you wanted to be the family
1028
00:50:44,021 --> 00:50:45,023
we were meant to be.
1029
00:50:48,005 --> 00:50:49,005
I wish I never came.
1030
00:50:49,023 --> 00:50:52,000
Well, maybe you shouldn't have.
1031
00:50:53,012 --> 00:50:55,001
But you're here now,
so this can go one of two ways.
1032
00:50:59,003 --> 00:51:00,004
You can learn me...
1033
00:51:01,022 --> 00:51:03,000
or you can leave.
1034
00:51:05,015 --> 00:51:07,010
I've learned enough.
1035
00:51:08,021 --> 00:51:11,004
But I'm not gonna leave either.
1036
00:51:11,006 --> 00:51:13,014
There's room for more
than just you to matter.
1037
00:51:16,001 --> 00:51:18,010
Do you really think you can
go up against me and win?
1038
00:51:18,012 --> 00:51:21,010
See, that's your problem.
1039
00:51:21,012 --> 00:51:23,006
You still think
there's something to win.
1040
00:51:24,014 --> 00:51:26,007
But I'm not playing your game.
1041
00:51:26,009 --> 00:51:28,001
So its outcome
means nothing to me.
1042
00:51:29,012 --> 00:51:32,014
That's right.
How could I forget?
1043
00:51:32,016 --> 00:51:34,005
People like you don't win.
They steal.
1044
00:51:36,002 --> 00:51:37,006
Just like your dad did.
1045
00:51:38,010 --> 00:51:39,018
So...
1046
00:51:39,020 --> 00:51:41,011
good luck, Z.
1047
00:51:48,021 --> 00:51:51,009
Great, now we can go
to The Blond together.
1048
00:51:58,013 --> 00:52:00,016
Babe?
1049
00:52:00,018 --> 00:52:02,005
What you did back there...
1050
00:52:03,001 --> 00:52:05,000
I didn't do anything.
1051
00:52:08,011 --> 00:52:09,006
I've been waiting a long...
1052
00:52:10,018 --> 00:52:12,005
long time for this.
1053
00:52:14,009 --> 00:52:15,018
For what?
1054
00:52:15,020 --> 00:52:17,009
For you to show
who you really are.
1055
00:52:18,005 --> 00:52:19,006
I mean, I feel like--
1056
00:52:20,011 --> 00:52:21,012
I feel like an idiot
1057
00:52:21,014 --> 00:52:23,011
for thinking that you were
ever somebody I could l--
1058
00:52:25,018 --> 00:52:27,003
I let it get too far tonight.
I know that.
1059
00:52:28,021 --> 00:52:31,006
But I'll do better, I promise.
1060
00:52:35,012 --> 00:52:36,015
Yeah, maybe.
1061
00:52:39,007 --> 00:52:41,014
Maybe you will, but I won't
be there when you do.
1062
00:52:41,016 --> 00:52:43,000
I'm-- I'm done.
Sir, can you just--
1063
00:52:43,002 --> 00:52:45,002
-I'm gonna get out right here.
-Obie! You can't just--
1064
00:53:08,008 --> 00:53:09,011
I can explain.
1065
00:53:10,005 --> 00:53:11,006
You don't have to.
1066
00:53:13,020 --> 00:53:15,003
You and your sister
have committed fraud.
1067
00:53:17,002 --> 00:53:18,017
You could get
thrown out of that school.
1068
00:53:18,019 --> 00:53:20,022
-This could go on your record.
-No, it won't. I'll--
1069
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,016
I'll tell them
that I had no idea
Julien got me the scholarship.
1070
00:53:23,018 --> 00:53:26,009
-You mean you'll lie?
-I had no idea, Dad. Really.
1071
00:53:27,021 --> 00:53:31,020
And... I would have
gotten it anyway, right?
1072
00:53:39,018 --> 00:53:40,023
Now you'll never know.
1073
00:53:51,010 --> 00:53:54,010
We started off
painting on cave walls.
1074
00:53:54,012 --> 00:53:59,011
Representations of what we saw
and knew to be true.
1075
00:53:59,013 --> 00:54:02,015
That bear, the sun, ourselves.
1076
00:54:02,017 --> 00:54:04,019
I'm sorry
it's taking me so long.
1077
00:54:11,008 --> 00:54:12,023
You know you can
think about him, right?
1078
00:54:15,002 --> 00:54:16,001
What?
1079
00:54:20,020 --> 00:54:22,007
But very soon,
1080
00:54:22,009 --> 00:54:26,015
facts of family and fire
turned into fables.
1081
00:54:27,007 --> 00:54:28,005
That bear, vanquished.
1082
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,013
The sun, a god.
1083
00:54:32,015 --> 00:54:36,012
And us?
Anything we wanted to be.
1084
00:54:38,003 --> 00:54:39,023
And we've never gone back.
1085
00:54:42,009 --> 00:54:45,015
There's a reason we call
the act of relating something,
1086
00:54:45,017 --> 00:54:47,014
"telling a story."
1087
00:54:47,016 --> 00:54:50,001
We say it even when it's true.
1088
00:54:50,003 --> 00:54:52,020
We also say it when it's a lie.
1089
00:54:52,022 --> 00:54:55,017
♪ ("I CAN'T STAY THE SAME"
BY VANESSA CARLTON PLAYING) ♪
1090
00:54:55,019 --> 00:54:58,004
"Ooh,
have I got a story for you."
1091
00:54:58,006 --> 00:55:01,009
"Do you wanna hear
something crazy?"
1092
00:55:01,011 --> 00:55:04,015
"You will not believe
what I'm about to tell you."
1093
00:55:04,017 --> 00:55:07,005
♪ I had a plan
I had a past... ♪
1094
00:55:07,007 --> 00:55:10,000
Which is how we got to today.
1095
00:55:10,002 --> 00:55:14,001
It's all a story now.
And we love to tell it.
1096
00:55:14,003 --> 00:55:15,005
It doesn't matter if it's real.
1097
00:55:15,007 --> 00:55:18,004
It doesn't matter
if it happened to you
1098
00:55:18,006 --> 00:55:19,014
or if you did it.
1099
00:55:19,016 --> 00:55:22,014
It only matters
if I say you did.
1100
00:55:22,016 --> 00:55:23,022
♪ I knew the words... ♪
1101
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,006
Because what they realized then
is still true now.
1102
00:55:26,008 --> 00:55:30,007
The only thing that
makes a story interesting
1103
00:55:30,009 --> 00:55:33,013
is how it's told
and who's telling it.
1104
00:55:34,004 --> 00:55:36,001
♪ I can't... ♪
1105
00:55:37,001 --> 00:55:37,010
Those shoes are cool.
1106
00:55:39,003 --> 00:55:41,008
♪ I can't stay the same... ♪
1107
00:55:41,010 --> 00:55:42,020
-Hey.
-Oh, hey.
1108
00:55:42,022 --> 00:55:46,004
Uh, are you still going to
the RTC Alliance after school?
1109
00:55:46,006 --> 00:55:47,010
♪ I can't... ♪
1110
00:55:47,012 --> 00:55:50,014
I am still going to the
RTC Alliance after school, yeah.
1111
00:55:50,016 --> 00:55:52,006
I-- I would really love
to join you.
1112
00:55:55,021 --> 00:55:57,012
I would love for you
to join me too.
1113
00:55:58,022 --> 00:56:01,020
♪ It was gift to admit... ♪
1114
00:56:03,011 --> 00:56:07,003
-Oh.
-I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
1115
00:56:07,005 --> 00:56:09,007
It's all my fault, not yours.
1116
00:56:11,002 --> 00:56:14,005
♪ I knew it once
I felt it twice... ♪
1117
00:56:15,005 --> 00:56:16,007
I like your blazer.
1118
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,005
Thank you.
1119
00:56:22,004 --> 00:56:23,015
I'll see you in class.
1120
00:56:23,017 --> 00:56:26,008
♪ My revolution wasn't simple ♪
1121
00:56:26,010 --> 00:56:28,011
♪ But it was a quiet mind ♪
1122
00:56:30,015 --> 00:56:33,004
I told you
you couldn't hide from me.
1123
00:56:33,006 --> 00:56:35,007
I told you I saw you.
1124
00:56:35,009 --> 00:56:37,003
♪ I can't... ♪
1125
00:56:37,005 --> 00:56:40,004
But if there's one thing
you can hold as true,
1126
00:56:40,006 --> 00:56:42,021
then as now, it's this.
1127
00:56:42,023 --> 00:56:46,006
It may take some time,
it may hurt a little bit,
1128
00:56:46,008 --> 00:56:49,018
but I know you'll love me.
1129
00:56:49,020 --> 00:56:52,007
Which one of these
should we post next?
1130
00:56:52,009 --> 00:56:55,021
Whichever we want.
The future is ours again.
1131
00:56:57,013 --> 00:57:00,010
XOXO, Gossip Girl.
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