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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:58,814 --> 00:02:00,729 There has been an awakening. 4 00:02:02,252 --> 00:02:03,601 Awaken! 5 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:06,604 I'm up, I'm awake, what's going on? 6 00:02:07,997 --> 00:02:11,740 Master, you're up early. What is thy bidding? 7 00:02:11,783 --> 00:02:16,048 The twins of Superbat turns 17 this 'morrow. 8 00:02:16,092 --> 00:02:18,050 The Farce is strong with the girl, 9 00:02:18,094 --> 00:02:20,227 but the boy, I feel is weak. 10 00:02:20,270 --> 00:02:21,576 Do you have the, uh, 11 00:02:21,619 --> 00:02:25,232 Star Death Krypto Tesseract thing-a-ma-goo? 12 00:02:25,275 --> 00:02:27,930 Behold! 13 00:02:27,973 --> 00:02:29,236 That ball of green greatness 14 00:02:29,279 --> 00:02:31,542 has the power to freeze planets! 15 00:02:31,586 --> 00:02:34,154 Grab your coat and your earmuffs, Jokester, 16 00:02:34,197 --> 00:02:37,418 it's going to be a bumpy winter. 17 00:02:47,036 --> 00:02:48,690 Oh, come on! 18 00:02:54,826 --> 00:02:56,088 Freeze! 19 00:02:56,132 --> 00:02:58,482 Listen here! It's a stick-up, see? 20 00:02:58,526 --> 00:03:00,223 - Give me the cash. - Come on! 21 00:03:00,267 --> 00:03:02,051 Hey, hey! Don't move. 22 00:03:02,094 --> 00:03:03,835 This ain't no peashooter. 23 00:03:03,879 --> 00:03:04,967 Hey, hey, hey! 24 00:03:05,010 --> 00:03:06,273 Come any closer, I'll clip her. 25 00:03:12,975 --> 00:03:14,194 Keep the change. 26 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:20,635 Hey! Get away from my car! 27 00:03:20,678 --> 00:03:22,550 What's wrong with you two? 28 00:03:22,593 --> 00:03:25,640 This car is a classic! What are you, nuts? 29 00:03:25,683 --> 00:03:27,729 It's okay, baby, daddy is right here. 30 00:03:27,772 --> 00:03:29,165 Did they hurt you? 31 00:03:29,948 --> 00:03:31,733 Right there. What the... 32 00:03:31,776 --> 00:03:35,519 Put your hands-up. Drop the peashooter. 33 00:03:35,563 --> 00:03:37,869 - Sorry. - Oh, you think this is funny? 34 00:03:37,913 --> 00:03:39,480 Look, just give us our ball back. 35 00:03:40,829 --> 00:03:42,004 You want your ball back? 36 00:03:42,047 --> 00:03:43,353 Here, get your ball back. 37 00:03:48,402 --> 00:03:50,752 Gosh, no respect for their elders. 38 00:03:57,411 --> 00:03:59,456 ♪ Here lies an entity 39 00:04:00,892 --> 00:04:05,593 ♪ Or is it just A hollow frame? ♪ 40 00:04:05,636 --> 00:04:09,249 ♪ A firecracker With the fuse pulled out ♪ 41 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:15,080 ♪ A shadow in the pouring rain 42 00:04:15,124 --> 00:04:19,171 ♪ I try, I try to feel it out - ♪ Feel out, feel out 43 00:04:19,215 --> 00:04:22,392 ♪ But I drown, drown, drown In all the doubt ♪ 44 00:04:22,436 --> 00:04:24,220 ♪ Oh, oh, oh 45 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,266 ♪ The days are turning 46 00:04:26,309 --> 00:04:28,572 ♪ The flames are burning 47 00:04:28,616 --> 00:04:32,054 ♪ Something pull me Out of the way ♪ 48 00:04:33,403 --> 00:04:35,884 ♪ I'm falling under 49 00:04:40,758 --> 00:04:42,020 Bill, Susan. 50 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:43,848 What's that? 51 00:05:02,693 --> 00:05:05,000 Oh, yes, come on. 52 00:05:24,889 --> 00:05:26,935 Honey, did you pick up the ice? 53 00:05:26,978 --> 00:05:28,545 Yeah, I got it! 54 00:05:28,589 --> 00:05:30,373 My hero. 55 00:05:32,506 --> 00:05:34,029 Why's it so hot in here? 56 00:05:37,119 --> 00:05:39,556 What's up with the A/C? 57 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:41,341 I think the unit outside is broken. 58 00:05:46,041 --> 00:05:48,565 Oh, could this day get any worse? 59 00:05:48,609 --> 00:05:50,088 The guy on the news said 60 00:05:50,132 --> 00:05:52,700 the sun will be the closest it's been in 2,000 years. 61 00:05:52,743 --> 00:05:53,962 Great. 62 00:05:54,005 --> 00:05:55,485 Do you think you could fix the AC? 63 00:05:55,529 --> 00:05:57,705 Well, I bet Alfred could. 64 00:05:57,748 --> 00:05:59,663 - If he wasn't dead. - Oh. 65 00:05:59,707 --> 00:06:01,578 I miss Alfred. 66 00:06:01,622 --> 00:06:03,145 Me, too. 67 00:06:03,188 --> 00:06:05,277 What's wrong? 68 00:06:05,321 --> 00:06:08,411 The security company I applied to, rejected me. 69 00:06:08,455 --> 00:06:12,154 Oh, honey, I'm so sorry. 70 00:06:12,197 --> 00:06:15,418 Well, don't give up. I trust someone will hire you. 71 00:06:15,462 --> 00:06:17,289 I tried them all. Nobody wants me. 72 00:06:18,552 --> 00:06:21,076 Well, I want you... 73 00:06:22,469 --> 00:06:23,731 to snap out of it! 74 00:06:24,993 --> 00:06:26,864 Today is not about your problems, 75 00:06:26,908 --> 00:06:27,996 and you are not going to hide 76 00:06:28,039 --> 00:06:29,824 in the Man-Cave of Solitude. 77 00:06:30,912 --> 00:06:33,262 Where are my bracelets? 78 00:06:33,305 --> 00:06:36,265 Today, is about being with your family. 79 00:06:36,308 --> 00:06:37,353 Oh! 80 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,137 Ah, there we go. 81 00:06:42,576 --> 00:06:44,360 Do you hear me, Bruce Kent? 82 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,492 Hm? 83 00:06:45,535 --> 00:06:47,842 Oh, yes. Every word, Jean Wonder. 84 00:06:51,106 --> 00:06:52,107 Good. 85 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:03,031 I'm in here. 86 00:07:03,074 --> 00:07:05,773 Oh. Raya, hey. 87 00:07:05,816 --> 00:07:07,078 Wait, how did you know that I was-- 88 00:07:07,122 --> 00:07:09,516 I can read the thoughts of the weak-minded. 89 00:07:09,559 --> 00:07:11,866 Oh, okay, sorry. 90 00:07:11,909 --> 00:07:13,520 That's new, though. That's cool. 91 00:07:13,563 --> 00:07:14,825 It started this morning. 92 00:07:14,869 --> 00:07:16,871 I can't lift anything much heavier, but... 93 00:07:18,742 --> 00:07:20,396 I can do this. 94 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,920 Whoa. Look at you! 95 00:07:22,964 --> 00:07:24,008 Nice! 96 00:07:24,052 --> 00:07:25,532 You know, when your mom was young, 97 00:07:25,575 --> 00:07:27,185 she used to be able to make one. 98 00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:29,840 - Oh. - Oh, great, Dad. 99 00:07:29,884 --> 00:07:31,668 - Thanks. Anything else? - Sorry. 100 00:07:31,712 --> 00:07:33,627 - No. Yes, I have to ask-- - Well, I don't care, 101 00:07:33,670 --> 00:07:36,107 because the Internet is down again. 102 00:07:36,151 --> 00:07:37,935 - Tell him, Lucas. - Tell me what? 103 00:07:37,979 --> 00:07:39,850 The AC is definitely broken. 104 00:07:39,894 --> 00:07:41,417 Did you break it? 105 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,071 His stupid robot did. 106 00:07:43,114 --> 00:07:45,900 Hello, I am C-R-E-P-O. 107 00:07:45,943 --> 00:07:48,119 Human to cyborg assistance unit. 108 00:07:48,163 --> 00:07:50,905 - Buddy. - We were trying to fix it. 109 00:07:50,948 --> 00:07:53,342 I built him for you to help you around the house. 110 00:07:53,385 --> 00:07:56,650 Lucas, I mean, this thing is very creepy. 111 00:07:56,693 --> 00:07:59,479 It's not creepy to think that while you all are sleeping, 112 00:07:59,522 --> 00:08:01,655 I am still awake, cleaning. 113 00:08:01,698 --> 00:08:03,091 I appreciate the help. I do. 114 00:08:03,134 --> 00:08:05,920 But I ran a multi-billion dollar newspaper empire... 115 00:08:05,963 --> 00:08:07,225 Into bankruptcy 116 00:08:09,576 --> 00:08:10,707 Thank you. 117 00:08:12,317 --> 00:08:14,494 Surely, I can fix the air conditioning. 118 00:08:14,537 --> 00:08:17,192 You are in desperate need of employment, Mr. Kent. 119 00:08:17,235 --> 00:08:19,194 Nobody's talking to you, Creepio. 120 00:08:19,237 --> 00:08:22,284 Zero-zero-one-zero-zero-one zero-zero-one-zero. 121 00:08:22,327 --> 00:08:25,853 Malfunction. Malfunction! Not now. Not now. 122 00:08:25,896 --> 00:08:27,594 Come on, Lucas. 123 00:08:27,637 --> 00:08:29,421 Look, stop fiddling with the robot, 124 00:08:29,465 --> 00:08:31,511 and start concentrating on your superpowers 125 00:08:31,554 --> 00:08:33,164 like your sister. 126 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:34,949 There. There! He's perfect! 127 00:08:34,992 --> 00:08:36,428 Hm. I don't think so. 128 00:08:38,169 --> 00:08:39,562 Perfectly stupid. 129 00:08:39,606 --> 00:08:41,564 What if I never get my powers? 130 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:43,566 Oh, Lucas. 131 00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:44,785 You'll get your powers. 132 00:08:44,828 --> 00:08:46,569 Girls just mature faster than boys, 133 00:08:46,613 --> 00:08:49,006 which is why we lose ours earlier than you. 134 00:08:51,226 --> 00:08:55,012 Well, your father's are fading, but my powers, they're gone. 135 00:08:55,056 --> 00:08:58,407 Superhero fact 37192. 136 00:08:58,450 --> 00:09:00,365 Knowledge is the real power. 137 00:09:00,409 --> 00:09:02,629 Uh, you should seriously consider 138 00:09:02,672 --> 00:09:03,978 reprograming your robot. 139 00:09:05,893 --> 00:09:07,372 Happy birthday, my babies. 140 00:09:11,986 --> 00:09:13,161 You can go. 141 00:09:15,032 --> 00:09:17,600 Lucas, I'm following you. 142 00:09:17,644 --> 00:09:19,515 Beep, beep, beep, bop, bop, beep, beep. 143 00:09:35,705 --> 00:09:36,924 Ah. 144 00:09:37,707 --> 00:09:39,535 Dark Jokester. 145 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,103 Lisp Luther. 146 00:09:42,146 --> 00:09:46,673 You look nothing like your Myspace profile picture. 147 00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:49,414 Well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I always say. 148 00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:51,547 Well, the pleasure is mine, put her there. 149 00:09:54,985 --> 00:09:57,031 Works every time. 150 00:09:57,074 --> 00:09:59,816 Should have saw that coming. Very sneaky, yes. 151 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:02,079 How about I show you a real magic trick? 152 00:10:02,123 --> 00:10:05,082 Wanna see a pencil disappear? 153 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:06,606 Maybe another time. 154 00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:08,085 You're no fun. 155 00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:10,566 Anyways, shall we? 156 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,437 After you. 157 00:10:12,481 --> 00:10:14,135 What a lovely jester. 158 00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:18,487 I find that joke offensive! 159 00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:20,620 Only clowns are allowed to use that word! 160 00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:21,708 My apologies. 161 00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:25,015 Just show me your toys. 162 00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:27,148 Yes, okay, well, this way. 163 00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:28,758 Ah. 164 00:10:28,802 --> 00:10:30,847 Oh. 165 00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:32,719 - Look at this guy. - Hey, Marty. 166 00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:52,913 I think Creepio's fixed now. 167 00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:54,436 I, uh... 168 00:10:54,479 --> 00:10:57,439 I've installed some health and fitness programs on him. 169 00:10:57,482 --> 00:11:00,224 Maybe he could help us both with our super powers? 170 00:11:00,268 --> 00:11:03,184 We can start by giving you a physical, Mr. Kent. 171 00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:05,186 - What do you think? - No, thank you. 172 00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:08,363 It's great, son. 173 00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:09,886 Why don't you put him in the corner? 174 00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:12,149 Somewhere where I can't see him? 175 00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:19,896 You really are into those gadgets though, huh? 176 00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:21,376 - Mm-hm. - Yeah. 177 00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:22,899 I used to like gadgets, too. 178 00:11:22,943 --> 00:11:25,641 No one puts C-R-E-P-O in the corner. 179 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:26,860 Oh, Tony Starch. 180 00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:34,128 Haven't been in the Man Cave of Solitude in a while. 181 00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:36,696 Hey, hey, hey, don't touch that! 182 00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:43,877 God! Lucas, look what you did! 183 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,401 I told you not to touch this. 184 00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:48,708 - I'm sorry, it was an accident. - An accident? 185 00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:50,666 Just like the air conditioner was an accident. 186 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,755 Do me a favor. Don't touch anything, 187 00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,844 don't try to fix anything. Okay? 188 00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:56,237 Dad, I'm really sorry. 189 00:11:57,238 --> 00:11:58,239 Just leave. 190 00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:08,466 Mommy! 191 00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:13,341 No! 192 00:12:16,518 --> 00:12:18,520 No. Oh, she's everywhere! 193 00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:21,915 Goodness. Mommy! 194 00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:25,048 She's ruined. 195 00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:26,136 I can fix it. 196 00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:30,532 Get out! 197 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,535 My bad. 198 00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:40,020 Don't let your man cave become your tomb, Bruce. 199 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,795 Even your belt doesn't want to be around you, Mr. Kent. 200 00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:17,579 I know. 201 00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,364 I know. 202 00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:21,888 It's taken me years 203 00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:24,978 of science and mathematics and calibrations. 204 00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:27,502 But once this doomsday device is complete, 205 00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:30,200 we will have the most epic, 206 00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:32,812 devastating, doomsday device in existence. 207 00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:33,900 I love it. 208 00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:35,858 But first, we need an army. 209 00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:37,425 Ooh, could we dress them up like little clowns? 210 00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:39,514 Yes, clowns. 211 00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:41,733 And then I need the Star Death Krypto Tesseract 212 00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:43,083 to power the device. 213 00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:44,954 I just happen to know a guy. 214 00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:48,523 But first, we need to kidnap Superbat's son. 215 00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:49,872 Yeah, anything to annoy Superbat. 216 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,744 And we take the superpowered DNA 217 00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:54,355 that lies dormant in his system. 218 00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:56,139 I'll leave that nerdy stuff up to you. 219 00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:59,316 And we splice his DNA with my current henchmen, 220 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,275 - making super soldiers! - Okay, enough! 221 00:14:01,318 --> 00:14:02,450 Geez! 222 00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:07,411 Wow, that looks really... 223 00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:10,023 dumb, Lisp. 224 00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:11,372 It looks like a coffee machine 225 00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:13,200 with a bunch of science stuff taped to it. 226 00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:16,812 Oh, but, Jokester. Looks are deceiving. 227 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,554 Once this device is complete, 228 00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:22,339 we'll have the whole world bending at the kneecaps. 229 00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:23,514 Don't get too excited 230 00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:25,168 about your silly little doomsday device. 231 00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:27,170 Its powers are insignificant 232 00:14:27,214 --> 00:14:29,129 next to the naughtiness of the farce. 233 00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:31,261 Oh. The farce? 234 00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:33,916 Please don't try to threaten me with some mumbo... 235 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:36,658 Gosh, what's this? 236 00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:39,443 I find your lack of humor disturbing. 237 00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:43,578 Stop it! You're tickling me! Stop! 238 00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:45,623 Stop it! Stop it! 239 00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:47,103 - I'm gonna pee, I swear. - Ah, ah, ah! 240 00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:50,846 The importance of this mission is no laughing matter. 241 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,848 Ooh! Put me down. 242 00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:59,637 Dark Jokester, you're a clown. 243 00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:02,292 Laughing is the only thing that matters. 244 00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:03,598 I can still hear you. 245 00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:05,295 Idiot. 246 00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:10,953 ♪ Not cool 247 00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:13,521 ♪ I'm not cool I'm a not cool dude ♪ 248 00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:17,177 ♪ I'm a not cool dude I'm a not cool dude ♪ 249 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,919 Oh, gracias, amigo. 250 00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:23,574 So she says to me, "Hey! You forgot to save my husband." 251 00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:25,315 And I was like, "No, I didn't." 252 00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,146 Hey. 253 00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:31,669 No? 254 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:43,551 This party totally just got... 255 00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:46,467 ...awesome! Oh, my god! It's Tony Starch! 256 00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:55,302 Oh, great. Mr. Wonderful's here. 257 00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:02,048 Well, well, well. If it isn't Ironing Man himself? 258 00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:04,224 Cute boots and belt, SuperFat. 259 00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:05,268 Thank you. 260 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,314 We in recession? 261 00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:08,837 - I wouldn't know. - Hm. 262 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,404 No, seriously. That suit could use a trip 263 00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:12,275 to one of my four million dry cleaners worldwide. 264 00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:13,885 - Could it? - Super clean. 265 00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:16,236 Super fast. Super cheap. 266 00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:18,629 Super what? 267 00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:20,414 Here's a five-dollar coupon off your first visit, 268 00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:22,764 Oh, thank you very much. 269 00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:24,374 Good at any location, or... 270 00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:25,680 - Domestic. - Domestic. 271 00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:27,638 Seriously, that was a good one, uh... 272 00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:29,814 - Great. - Listen, Jean contacted me, 273 00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:32,817 and she, uh, wanted me to offer you... 274 00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:34,254 I don't know. Some sort of position. 275 00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:35,342 Not interested. 276 00:16:35,385 --> 00:16:36,430 I don't know why she would call you. 277 00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:37,518 I'm doing fine. 278 00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:38,606 Speak of the she-devil. 279 00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:41,130 - Hi. - Jean Wonder. 280 00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:43,045 You're looking wonderful in those jeans. 281 00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:46,048 Oh, Tony. You always know how to talk to women. 282 00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:48,094 Hm. 283 00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:55,014 He owes me 50 bucks. 284 00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:56,841 Right. 285 00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:00,019 My kids are dying to meet you. 286 00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:02,064 Can you blame them? I'm dying to meet myself. 287 00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,544 Come here. 288 00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:06,938 Raya, Lucas. 289 00:17:06,982 --> 00:17:09,593 This is our good friend, Tony Starch. 290 00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:10,681 Happy birthday, kids. 291 00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:12,161 He talked to us. 292 00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:13,467 Wow, Mr. Starch you're like 293 00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,599 the greatest inventor on the planet. 294 00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:16,731 I know I am. 295 00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:18,820 No, seriously. You're my hero. 296 00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:21,214 I'm also my hero. Raya. 297 00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:22,432 Mr. Starch, is it true you invented-- 298 00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:24,826 Beat it, Lucas! Go find a superpower. 299 00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:26,262 Mr. Starch, I built a... 300 00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:35,228 That's the one! 301 00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:37,230 Her superpowers are remarkable. 302 00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:39,971 Not her, you jack wagon! The boy! 303 00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:42,626 But we're outnumbered. Even Tony Starch is here. 304 00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:45,368 So we wait for the right opportunity. 305 00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:46,674 Duh. 306 00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:49,372 Big mistake, sister. 307 00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:51,722 Video game fight, right now. 308 00:17:51,766 --> 00:17:52,941 Auto dry! 309 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,161 That was weird. 310 00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:01,080 The oldest battle in history. 311 00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,994 Brother versus sister. 312 00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:05,693 Boy versus girl. 313 00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:09,175 X chromosome versus Y chromosome. 314 00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:13,222 The son of Superbat versus the daughter of Jean Wonder. 315 00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:14,832 Player One, ready. 316 00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:17,574 Player Two, ready. 317 00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:21,665 Fight! 318 00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:29,108 Power Up! 319 00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,590 Lord versus lass. 320 00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:34,765 Blue and pink. 321 00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:36,593 - Hyah! - Shut up! 322 00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,595 Lisp! You're ruining my sound effects. 323 00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:41,250 Sorry. 324 00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:43,078 Finish him! 325 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,906 - Honey? Honey? - Yeah? 326 00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:46,037 Do you see what's going on? 327 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:49,302 - Yeah. - Hey! Hey! 328 00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:51,260 Guys, break it up! Stop it, you two! 329 00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:52,696 Kids! Stop! 330 00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:54,350 Stop it! 331 00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:56,613 Your powers are pathetic just like your idiotic inventions! 332 00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:58,354 Well, your pigtails are stupid! 333 00:18:58,398 --> 00:18:59,834 Let me go! 334 00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:02,402 Not good. 335 00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:12,499 Whoa. 336 00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:14,631 Today couldn't get any better. 337 00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:17,460 You killed him! You monster! 338 00:19:17,504 --> 00:19:19,375 You gotta be kidding me, Raya? 339 00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:22,204 Thanks for ruining my life, Dad! 340 00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:23,988 You just killed my hero. 341 00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:25,642 Lucas, you knocked my arm into his... 342 00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:27,209 Oh, so it's my fault? 343 00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:29,168 You didn't like him anyway. 344 00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:31,518 Nothing I do is ever good enough for you. 345 00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:33,694 Lucas, don't make this about that! 346 00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:42,137 All right, let's move in. 347 00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:46,794 Hello, Master Lucas. 348 00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:48,361 Are you in need of some assist-- 349 00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:56,238 I wouldn't touch that if I were you... 350 00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:06,509 Honey, that was crazy, right? I'm going to... 351 00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:08,250 I don't want to hear it. 352 00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:09,947 I trust you will fix this. 353 00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:11,775 Now. 354 00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:13,516 Okay. 355 00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:20,219 Stupid robot. 356 00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:22,308 Stupid family. 357 00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:24,135 Stupid no powers. 358 00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:28,139 Hello, Lucas. Rough day? 359 00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:30,968 Who are you? 360 00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:35,408 Someone who sympathizes with certain situations. 361 00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:37,323 I'm sorry. What? 362 00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:39,107 It's really tough to understand you 363 00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,674 with so many "s" words. 364 00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:41,849 Call me a friend. 365 00:20:43,024 --> 00:20:45,592 Sweet wheels, aren't they? 366 00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:47,898 I'm not supposed to touch it. 367 00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:50,640 Oh, but what Super Daddy doesn't know, 368 00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:52,468 won't hurt Super Daddy. 369 00:20:58,909 --> 00:21:00,520 But you must admit. 370 00:21:00,563 --> 00:21:03,131 It does feel nice to be a little... 371 00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:05,481 ...naughty sometimes. 372 00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:07,527 Yes. 373 00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:09,529 Yes. 374 00:21:10,051 --> 00:21:11,966 Yes. 375 00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:28,852 Why is this happening to me? 376 00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:31,594 Why do you mock my pain? 377 00:21:36,686 --> 00:21:38,427 Another satisfied audience. 378 00:21:46,609 --> 00:21:48,481 Dark Jokester, I knew that you... 379 00:21:50,918 --> 00:21:52,789 Witness the full power 380 00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:55,575 of the Naughty Side of the farce! 381 00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:57,272 Now, Superbat, 382 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,796 you may die laughing! 383 00:22:02,408 --> 00:22:04,192 Oh. 384 00:22:07,630 --> 00:22:10,807 Sometimes, I crack myself up. 385 00:22:10,851 --> 00:22:12,809 This is only the beginning. 386 00:22:12,853 --> 00:22:14,289 Theatrical Deception! 387 00:22:23,559 --> 00:22:24,691 Raya is in her room. 388 00:22:24,734 --> 00:22:26,388 She's a little emotional right now. 389 00:22:32,742 --> 00:22:34,440 I'm going after this clown. 390 00:22:34,483 --> 00:22:35,832 Who's coming with me? 391 00:22:43,013 --> 00:22:44,188 Sorry, buddy, 392 00:22:44,232 --> 00:22:45,668 but I just have a lot of things going on. 393 00:22:45,712 --> 00:22:47,061 My wife is pregnant, and we have at least six other kids 394 00:22:47,104 --> 00:22:48,236 at home and we planned a trip to Mexico to visit 395 00:22:48,279 --> 00:22:49,542 my wife's parents before the new kid arrives 396 00:22:49,585 --> 00:22:51,021 so I can't really commit to a rescue right now. 397 00:22:51,065 --> 00:22:52,632 In fact, I should be home. Yes, I'm definitely late. 398 00:22:52,675 --> 00:22:54,416 I trust you understand my position 399 00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:55,939 and I hope that another mission presents itself 400 00:22:55,983 --> 00:22:57,071 in the near future at which time you should contact me 401 00:22:57,114 --> 00:22:59,595 and perhaps we can work together then. 402 00:22:59,639 --> 00:23:01,205 It's been a lovely party, yeah, 403 00:23:01,249 --> 00:23:02,772 um, I wish you the best. 404 00:23:07,124 --> 00:23:08,691 I'm really sorry, Superbat, 405 00:23:08,735 --> 00:23:12,478 but I've gotta get home and feed my cats their spiders 406 00:23:12,521 --> 00:23:14,262 and my spiders their cats, 407 00:23:15,176 --> 00:23:17,221 and my spider cats. 408 00:23:17,265 --> 00:23:18,527 I don't know what they eat yet. 409 00:23:20,224 --> 00:23:21,225 Thorbacca? 410 00:23:25,012 --> 00:23:26,840 Bruce, I really want to, but you know, 411 00:23:26,883 --> 00:23:28,450 it's a very busy time of the year you know, 412 00:23:28,494 --> 00:23:31,148 with the convention of the gods, and, uh... 413 00:23:31,192 --> 00:23:34,456 But may our paths cross again in another shared universe. 414 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:38,373 Now, I, I bid thee farewell! 415 00:23:46,337 --> 00:23:47,469 Come on. 416 00:23:57,653 --> 00:23:59,046 It's not fair. 417 00:24:01,265 --> 00:24:03,616 She's more powerful than I had imagined. 418 00:24:05,792 --> 00:24:07,489 She's just a girl! 419 00:24:07,533 --> 00:24:10,057 It's not! No! 420 00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:13,190 Not! It's not fair! 421 00:24:13,234 --> 00:24:15,671 It is not! 422 00:24:17,586 --> 00:24:19,588 Whoa, this place is awesome! 423 00:24:19,632 --> 00:24:22,112 Oh. Sour toxic shocks, I love these. 424 00:24:22,156 --> 00:24:23,810 But soon... 425 00:24:23,853 --> 00:24:29,468 you will learn to harness all your powers, 426 00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:33,559 and we will rule the galaxy together. 427 00:24:34,777 --> 00:24:36,170 - Okay. - Here. 428 00:24:37,780 --> 00:24:39,956 Have some candy, boy. 429 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,305 Just one, just one. 430 00:24:45,614 --> 00:24:47,311 I suppose it's good to get it out. 431 00:24:51,315 --> 00:24:52,665 Sweet, sweet Mommy. 432 00:24:53,753 --> 00:24:55,972 Mommy. I'm so sorry. 433 00:24:57,583 --> 00:24:59,498 Bruce! 434 00:25:01,238 --> 00:25:02,718 Goodness! You are filthy, honey. 435 00:25:02,762 --> 00:25:04,024 Take a shower. 436 00:25:04,067 --> 00:25:06,461 Okay. So I was thinking, 437 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:09,551 Dark Jokester said there's a naughty side of the farce. 438 00:25:09,595 --> 00:25:11,074 So if there's a naughty side, 439 00:25:11,118 --> 00:25:13,424 there must be a nice side as well. 440 00:25:13,468 --> 00:25:15,122 I know somebody who knows about this stuff. 441 00:25:16,210 --> 00:25:17,951 Who? Gandalf? 442 00:25:18,952 --> 00:25:19,996 Dumbledore? 443 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,345 Obi Wan? 444 00:25:21,389 --> 00:25:23,043 Professor Xavier? 445 00:25:23,086 --> 00:25:25,262 Ah, Old Rocky Balboa! 446 00:25:25,915 --> 00:25:27,395 Jean Roqua? 447 00:25:29,353 --> 00:25:31,921 - From Never Back Down? - Maybe. 448 00:25:31,965 --> 00:25:33,662 This isn't some stupid science fiction 449 00:25:33,706 --> 00:25:35,577 or coming-of-age martial arts story. 450 00:25:35,621 --> 00:25:37,144 This is serious. 451 00:25:37,187 --> 00:25:40,364 I'm talking about my former yoga instructor, 452 00:25:40,408 --> 00:25:41,931 Master Yoga. 453 00:25:43,411 --> 00:25:45,587 Oh, he is incredible! 454 00:25:45,631 --> 00:25:46,719 I texted him. 455 00:25:46,762 --> 00:25:47,850 You know, I'm not really 456 00:25:47,894 --> 00:25:49,678 into all that new age nonsense, honey, 457 00:25:49,722 --> 00:25:51,245 it's just, I'm not. 458 00:25:51,288 --> 00:25:54,596 My father knew Dark Jokester. My real father. 459 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,643 A long time ago, Dark Jokester came to destroy his planet. 460 00:25:57,686 --> 00:26:00,254 And that's why he put me in that gold spaceship 461 00:26:00,297 --> 00:26:02,082 that my Earth parents found me in. 462 00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:04,171 And then my Earth parents melted the spaceship down 463 00:26:04,214 --> 00:26:06,216 and cashed in the gold for billions. 464 00:26:07,304 --> 00:26:08,697 I never knew that about you. 465 00:26:08,741 --> 00:26:09,829 Me neither. 466 00:26:09,872 --> 00:26:11,700 I had to read it on my Wikipedia page. 467 00:26:11,744 --> 00:26:13,615 Then it must be true. 468 00:26:13,659 --> 00:26:15,399 Oh. 469 00:26:16,618 --> 00:26:18,402 Oh, Master Yoga replied. 470 00:26:18,446 --> 00:26:21,580 He says, "I know about The Farce and will train your husband." 471 00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:24,365 So cute! He put this little Farce emoji. 472 00:26:25,975 --> 00:26:28,412 - Aw. - All right, I have a question. 473 00:26:28,456 --> 00:26:32,068 What if Lucas is just done with us? 474 00:26:32,112 --> 00:26:33,896 Think about it. I mean, he's 17 years old. 475 00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:35,724 Maybe it's time that we just let him go. 476 00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:37,944 Let him go? 477 00:26:37,987 --> 00:26:39,380 Do you have bats in your brain? 478 00:26:39,423 --> 00:26:40,642 No, uh... 479 00:26:40,686 --> 00:26:42,383 I'm just saying. All of this, you know, 480 00:26:42,426 --> 00:26:44,341 it all can't be just bad luck. 481 00:26:46,474 --> 00:26:48,955 You take that back right now, Bruce Kent! 482 00:26:49,999 --> 00:26:51,044 I want you to think 483 00:26:51,087 --> 00:26:52,959 and be very clear with your words. 484 00:26:53,002 --> 00:26:54,787 You want me to be clear with my words? 485 00:26:54,830 --> 00:26:57,485 Okay, how's this for clear? I have no job, no money, 486 00:26:57,528 --> 00:26:59,487 and my powers are evaporating. 487 00:26:59,530 --> 00:27:00,880 I just killed Tony Starch, 488 00:27:00,923 --> 00:27:02,838 and now the kids don't want me around anymore. 489 00:27:02,882 --> 00:27:04,666 And my marriage to Jean Wonder is, 490 00:27:04,710 --> 00:27:07,582 surprise, surprise. Not wonderful. 491 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,889 Now my car got stolen by your son, 492 00:27:09,932 --> 00:27:11,891 who's working with my father's murderer 493 00:27:11,934 --> 00:27:13,457 to become my new archenemy. 494 00:27:13,501 --> 00:27:14,676 And to top it all off, 495 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:17,070 I am now covered in my dead mother's ashes. 496 00:27:17,113 --> 00:27:18,332 Is that clear enough for you? 497 00:27:18,375 --> 00:27:20,464 Then leave! 498 00:27:20,508 --> 00:27:22,031 I'm not leaving. This is my house. 499 00:27:22,075 --> 00:27:23,206 Fine, I'll leave. 500 00:27:26,166 --> 00:27:27,646 What happened to the man I married? 501 00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:43,662 Mommy. 502 00:27:51,539 --> 00:27:52,714 Raya! 503 00:27:54,237 --> 00:27:55,369 Raya! 504 00:27:55,935 --> 00:27:57,676 Bruce! 505 00:27:57,719 --> 00:27:58,981 What? 506 00:27:59,025 --> 00:28:00,679 Raya's gone! 507 00:28:00,722 --> 00:28:03,116 - Oh, really? Come on! - Yes! 508 00:28:05,509 --> 00:28:06,641 You know, 509 00:28:07,729 --> 00:28:09,426 you say one thing to that girl. 510 00:28:10,340 --> 00:28:12,168 Raya Gladys Kent! 511 00:28:12,212 --> 00:28:13,953 You really upset her last night. 512 00:28:13,996 --> 00:28:15,519 Please! I was just talking to her. 513 00:28:15,563 --> 00:28:17,086 She's so emotional at that age. 514 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,307 - Raya! - Raya! 515 00:28:21,612 --> 00:28:23,745 - Oh! She just texted. - Really? 516 00:28:23,789 --> 00:28:24,877 - Read it. - Yeah. 517 00:28:26,139 --> 00:28:27,401 - Out loud, please. - Oh. 518 00:28:27,444 --> 00:28:29,316 "Gone to look for Lucas and save family." 519 00:28:29,925 --> 00:28:31,318 All right, gosh. 520 00:28:31,361 --> 00:28:32,928 I'm gonna call Lando. I think he can fix this. 521 00:28:32,972 --> 00:28:35,801 No, no! I do not trust Lando. 522 00:28:35,844 --> 00:28:37,280 Why? Because he has dreads? 523 00:28:37,846 --> 00:28:39,021 No! 524 00:28:39,065 --> 00:28:40,544 Because he has an eye patch. 525 00:28:40,588 --> 00:28:42,329 All right? I don't trust people with eye patches. 526 00:28:42,372 --> 00:28:44,766 Pirates have eye patches. Do you trust a pirate? 527 00:28:44,810 --> 00:28:46,420 Bruce! What are we supposed to do? 528 00:28:46,463 --> 00:28:47,900 Both of our kids have gone somewhere. I mean I... 529 00:28:47,943 --> 00:28:49,466 Oh, hey, hey, hey. 530 00:28:49,510 --> 00:28:52,948 It's okay. Calm down. All right? I will take care of this. 531 00:28:52,992 --> 00:28:56,343 You go talk to Lando and find Raya. 532 00:28:56,386 --> 00:28:58,214 And I will go see your Master Yoga, 533 00:28:58,258 --> 00:28:59,650 - and look for Lucas, okay? - Really? 534 00:28:59,694 --> 00:29:01,000 - Yes. - Thank you. 535 00:29:01,043 --> 00:29:02,784 We've gotta get our family back, right? 536 00:29:02,828 --> 00:29:03,872 Yes. 537 00:29:03,916 --> 00:29:04,960 - Okay. - Okay. 538 00:29:05,004 --> 00:29:06,179 - All right, I'm gonna go. - Okay. 539 00:29:06,222 --> 00:29:07,746 But, uh, I'm gonna go put some pants on. 540 00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:08,747 - Yep. - Yep. 541 00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:10,966 Raya! 542 00:29:11,010 --> 00:29:12,925 Help me, Lando Fury. You're my only hope. 543 00:29:14,317 --> 00:29:18,887 First, we locate Lucas's superpower DNA 544 00:29:18,931 --> 00:29:21,629 that lies dormant in his system, 545 00:29:21,672 --> 00:29:25,807 and we mash it together with henchman number one's DNA. 546 00:29:25,851 --> 00:29:28,810 Thus, making clown trooper number one. 547 00:29:28,854 --> 00:29:30,203 Okay. 548 00:29:30,246 --> 00:29:31,552 And then, I will take that clown trooper, 549 00:29:31,595 --> 00:29:33,684 and put it into another henchman's body. 550 00:29:33,728 --> 00:29:35,948 Then that clown trooper makes another clown trooper... 551 00:29:35,991 --> 00:29:38,211 - I'm confused. - ...and so on and so forth, 552 00:29:38,254 --> 00:29:40,996 until we have a large enough army 553 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,433 to your liking, Lord Jokester. 554 00:29:43,477 --> 00:29:46,045 Sounds clowny and cloney. 555 00:29:46,088 --> 00:29:48,047 Let's do it! 556 00:29:48,090 --> 00:29:51,093 Henchman number one, enter the device. 557 00:30:00,059 --> 00:30:01,974 Lucas, my dear boy... 558 00:30:02,713 --> 00:30:04,672 enter the device. 559 00:30:13,986 --> 00:30:15,117 Watch your cape. 560 00:30:20,644 --> 00:30:22,298 This ain't gonna hurt him, is it? 561 00:30:22,342 --> 00:30:24,387 You might want to stand back for this. 562 00:30:26,215 --> 00:30:27,303 Coming. 563 00:30:27,347 --> 00:30:29,131 Winter is... 564 00:30:31,264 --> 00:30:35,616 Yes! Yes! Yes! 565 00:30:35,659 --> 00:30:37,748 Feel it! 566 00:30:37,792 --> 00:30:40,577 Yes! Yes! 567 00:30:48,324 --> 00:30:51,110 And a clown is born. 568 00:30:59,031 --> 00:31:01,468 What a glorious day. 569 00:31:01,511 --> 00:31:03,209 Glorious, indeed. 570 00:31:04,819 --> 00:31:05,864 That tickled. 571 00:31:33,804 --> 00:31:34,849 Hello? 572 00:31:35,502 --> 00:31:36,720 Master Yoga! 573 00:31:40,072 --> 00:31:41,377 This place is a dump. 574 00:31:46,382 --> 00:31:47,557 It's weird. 575 00:31:48,732 --> 00:31:49,951 It almost feels like... 576 00:31:49,995 --> 00:31:51,126 Like what? 577 00:31:52,432 --> 00:31:54,129 Who said that? 578 00:31:54,173 --> 00:31:55,914 - I'm right here. - Oh, god! 579 00:31:55,957 --> 00:31:57,959 Oh! Oh, man! 580 00:32:00,005 --> 00:32:02,398 You must be Master Yoga. 581 00:32:02,442 --> 00:32:04,705 Wow, you're a lot bigger than I thought you'd be. 582 00:32:04,748 --> 00:32:05,836 And your body is... 583 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,577 Good for you! You're ripped! 584 00:32:08,361 --> 00:32:10,015 Namaste. 585 00:32:10,058 --> 00:32:12,234 Nice to meet you too. Pleasure. 586 00:32:18,458 --> 00:32:20,025 I know. 587 00:32:20,068 --> 00:32:23,985 But we're not here to talk about my glorious body. 588 00:32:24,029 --> 00:32:27,336 To rescue your son from Dark Jokester, 589 00:32:27,380 --> 00:32:30,296 you must learn the ways of the Farce. 590 00:32:30,339 --> 00:32:31,384 Oh. 591 00:32:33,081 --> 00:32:35,388 Everyone keeps talking about this farce. 592 00:32:35,431 --> 00:32:37,042 I mean, I don't get it. 593 00:32:38,043 --> 00:32:39,305 Farce this. 594 00:32:39,348 --> 00:32:42,003 You gotta do it... what... Okay. 595 00:32:42,047 --> 00:32:44,571 - It is in each one of us. - I don't think it's in me. 596 00:32:44,614 --> 00:32:48,618 It is the ability to embrace the naughty or the nice... 597 00:32:49,358 --> 00:32:50,664 in any situation. 598 00:32:53,536 --> 00:32:57,018 But to truly understand the ways of The Farce, 599 00:32:57,062 --> 00:33:00,108 one must have the deepest commitment. 600 00:33:01,196 --> 00:33:02,763 Oh, sweet! 601 00:33:02,806 --> 00:33:04,678 Red belt the first day. I earned this. 602 00:33:04,721 --> 00:33:06,419 - Hey! - Ow! 603 00:33:06,462 --> 00:33:07,724 You are not ready. 604 00:33:08,943 --> 00:33:10,205 Then why would you give it to me? 605 00:33:10,249 --> 00:33:13,687 You either do or you do not. 606 00:33:16,298 --> 00:33:18,997 There is no trying, crying, 607 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:23,131 whining, complaining, 608 00:33:23,175 --> 00:33:25,307 - questioning... - What time's lunch? 609 00:33:25,351 --> 00:33:26,569 - ...or quitting. - Okay. 610 00:33:27,614 --> 00:33:28,832 Do you understand? 611 00:33:28,876 --> 00:33:29,920 Yep. 612 00:33:32,227 --> 00:33:34,186 Let's put those things somewhere safe. 613 00:33:34,229 --> 00:33:36,014 That... 614 00:33:39,278 --> 00:33:40,844 I will do whatever it... 615 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:44,805 First, the toilet you must fix. 616 00:33:45,806 --> 00:33:47,373 The toilet? 617 00:33:47,416 --> 00:33:48,765 No, I'm not the guy. 618 00:33:50,376 --> 00:33:51,942 No questions. 619 00:33:51,986 --> 00:33:55,120 His Naughty training should begin immediately! 620 00:33:55,163 --> 00:33:57,296 - Yes, my Master. - And you, Lisp Luther, 621 00:33:57,339 --> 00:33:59,341 is your device operational? 622 00:33:59,385 --> 00:34:01,256 Almost. 623 00:34:01,300 --> 00:34:02,823 The device will be ready soon. 624 00:34:02,866 --> 00:34:06,131 I sense danger to the successes of your plan. 625 00:34:06,174 --> 00:34:08,133 - What about the girl? - Oh, you mean my sister? 626 00:34:08,176 --> 00:34:12,311 Uh, she's, uh, a lot stronger than I anticipated, 627 00:34:12,354 --> 00:34:14,400 - Your Honor. - She won't be a problem. 628 00:34:14,443 --> 00:34:17,055 I'll see to it myself, my master. 629 00:34:17,098 --> 00:34:18,665 My master! 630 00:34:18,708 --> 00:34:20,101 Later, haters. 631 00:34:26,890 --> 00:34:29,893 Know your place, Lisp! 632 00:34:29,937 --> 00:34:33,462 You are one minion away from being my clown trooper. 633 00:34:34,376 --> 00:34:36,074 Dark Lucas, 634 00:34:36,117 --> 00:34:38,293 you ready to begin your naughty training? 635 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,121 Let's go. 636 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:46,736 "Let's go, Dark Lucas." 637 00:34:56,877 --> 00:34:58,096 Breathe deep. 638 00:35:04,189 --> 00:35:05,842 Be at peace. 639 00:35:07,714 --> 00:35:08,802 Now, 640 00:35:09,716 --> 00:35:11,326 tell me about your powers. 641 00:35:11,935 --> 00:35:13,502 Powers? 642 00:35:13,546 --> 00:35:14,938 Really not much to tell. 643 00:35:15,852 --> 00:35:17,027 You know, 644 00:35:17,071 --> 00:35:18,855 I really don't have too many powers now. 645 00:35:18,899 --> 00:35:22,163 Although recently, the more angry I get, 646 00:35:22,207 --> 00:35:25,340 I guess the more powerful I am. I'm getting stronger, 647 00:35:25,384 --> 00:35:27,212 but I mean, I used to be forgetting. 648 00:35:27,255 --> 00:35:30,302 I was as powerful as a locomotive. 649 00:35:30,345 --> 00:35:32,391 I, I used to be faster than a speeding bullet. 650 00:35:32,434 --> 00:35:34,436 I mean, I used to fly. I mean... 651 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:37,526 Jean and I would fly daily. Like, every day. 652 00:35:37,570 --> 00:35:39,920 Sometimes, two, three times a night. 653 00:35:39,963 --> 00:35:43,141 Oh, boy did we fly. 654 00:35:43,184 --> 00:35:46,187 Um, but then, you know, we had the twins, 655 00:35:46,231 --> 00:35:47,580 and that took up a lot of her time. 656 00:35:47,623 --> 00:35:50,060 And then, I figured I'd just fly by myself. 657 00:35:50,104 --> 00:35:51,714 But then you know, you're up there, 658 00:35:51,758 --> 00:35:53,890 and you're like, uh, I'm just a weird dude flying by myself. 659 00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:55,544 People looking at me. Do they feel strange? 660 00:35:55,588 --> 00:35:56,980 I feel strange. 661 00:35:57,024 --> 00:36:00,027 It's a very self-conscious thing to be flying around, 662 00:36:00,070 --> 00:36:02,508 and no one really notices. Or are they noticing? 663 00:36:02,551 --> 00:36:04,074 That's the weird thing. 664 00:36:04,118 --> 00:36:05,467 So then you're just like, forget it. 665 00:36:05,511 --> 00:36:06,555 I'm not going to fly anymore. But then one day, 666 00:36:06,599 --> 00:36:07,861 I wanted to fly again, 667 00:36:07,904 --> 00:36:10,472 and then, ooh, I couldn't do it, so... 668 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:15,651 Great. 669 00:36:27,620 --> 00:36:29,187 - Can you find her? - Maybe. 670 00:36:33,365 --> 00:36:34,931 But aren't you a private eye? 671 00:36:34,975 --> 00:36:36,194 Correction. 672 00:36:38,065 --> 00:36:39,501 I have a private eye. 673 00:36:40,415 --> 00:36:42,069 Oh, hence the eye patch. 674 00:36:44,463 --> 00:36:45,812 Clever lady. 675 00:36:47,466 --> 00:36:48,641 Look, baby girl, 676 00:36:48,684 --> 00:36:51,339 I could find a black cat in a coal mine, 677 00:36:51,383 --> 00:36:53,559 so my services are gonna cost you. 678 00:36:54,908 --> 00:36:56,649 So, what do you got for me today? 679 00:36:57,954 --> 00:36:59,434 Like cash? Right now? 680 00:37:01,262 --> 00:37:04,047 Yes. Like cash. Right now. 681 00:37:05,745 --> 00:37:08,530 I... I mean... 682 00:37:08,574 --> 00:37:10,402 Uh, so I've got... 683 00:37:12,317 --> 00:37:13,753 seventeen dollars? 684 00:37:16,756 --> 00:37:18,192 Good luck finding your kid. 685 00:37:20,325 --> 00:37:22,065 Wait! 686 00:37:22,109 --> 00:37:23,763 Aren't you interested in apprehending 687 00:37:23,806 --> 00:37:25,199 an intergalactic criminal? 688 00:37:28,550 --> 00:37:30,291 Dark Jokester. 689 00:37:30,335 --> 00:37:31,988 He's here, in this city, 690 00:37:32,032 --> 00:37:34,730 he has my son and will probably soon have my daughter. 691 00:37:35,427 --> 00:37:36,732 Please? 692 00:37:36,776 --> 00:37:38,734 Have you talked to Tony Starch? 693 00:37:38,778 --> 00:37:41,650 Maybe he could get the team together for you. 694 00:37:41,694 --> 00:37:44,174 Let's just say we have some wrinkles to iron out. 695 00:37:44,218 --> 00:37:45,393 I'll be in touch. 696 00:37:47,961 --> 00:37:49,049 Please? 697 00:38:06,196 --> 00:38:07,763 It's a nice view up here. 698 00:38:09,199 --> 00:38:11,201 Hmm. 699 00:38:11,245 --> 00:38:13,203 You have committed to the training. 700 00:38:14,596 --> 00:38:17,120 Submit your fear. 701 00:38:17,164 --> 00:38:20,036 In the Farce, you must trust. 702 00:38:20,994 --> 00:38:23,953 Right. Trusting in the Farce. 703 00:38:26,434 --> 00:38:27,479 Okay. 704 00:38:28,915 --> 00:38:30,220 Your glasses, 705 00:38:31,396 --> 00:38:32,614 you will not need them. 706 00:38:34,137 --> 00:38:36,575 Trusting in the Farce. 707 00:38:36,618 --> 00:38:38,968 Nope, not really feeling much Farce right now-- 708 00:38:39,012 --> 00:38:40,056 Whoa! 709 00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:41,362 Whoa! 710 00:38:54,506 --> 00:38:55,594 Clowns. 711 00:38:56,246 --> 00:38:57,552 Very suspicious. 712 00:38:58,466 --> 00:38:59,989 Oh, look! Dad's car. 713 00:39:00,033 --> 00:39:01,991 Lucas and that freak can't be too far. 714 00:39:05,821 --> 00:39:06,953 Hello? 715 00:39:27,452 --> 00:39:30,193 Lucas! Where am I? 716 00:39:30,237 --> 00:39:32,239 Peekaboo! 717 00:39:32,282 --> 00:39:34,894 You're my special guest. 718 00:39:34,937 --> 00:39:36,678 Lucas, what are you doing with this freak? 719 00:39:36,722 --> 00:39:38,332 Freak? 720 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:40,073 Ouch! 721 00:39:40,116 --> 00:39:41,770 Your brother can't help you anymore, 722 00:39:41,814 --> 00:39:44,425 now that he's joined me on the Naughty Side. 723 00:39:44,469 --> 00:39:46,384 Super naughty. 724 00:39:46,427 --> 00:39:47,559 And I'm gonna need you 725 00:39:47,602 --> 00:39:49,082 to not ruin our master plan 726 00:39:49,125 --> 00:39:50,475 so if you could just stay put here 727 00:39:50,518 --> 00:39:52,302 for a little while, that'd be dandy. 728 00:39:52,346 --> 00:39:54,000 Hey, Dark Lucas. 729 00:39:54,043 --> 00:39:58,004 Should we show her how much fun it is on the Naughty Side? 730 00:40:00,006 --> 00:40:01,790 Super fun. 731 00:40:01,834 --> 00:40:03,096 I'm super okay. 732 00:40:13,933 --> 00:40:16,196 Clever girl. I like it! 733 00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:17,719 Let me try, Daddy. 734 00:40:18,764 --> 00:40:20,896 Lord Lisp made it for me. 735 00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:22,507 Lord Lisp? 736 00:40:22,550 --> 00:40:25,248 Well, it's like your old cane, but newer and much cooler. 737 00:40:26,293 --> 00:40:27,337 Watch. 738 00:40:30,863 --> 00:40:32,952 This is great! 739 00:40:32,995 --> 00:40:34,736 I haven't laughed this hard in years! 740 00:40:41,526 --> 00:40:43,441 Okay, enough! No more fun! 741 00:40:43,484 --> 00:40:44,833 - But-- - Just go to the warehouse, 742 00:40:44,877 --> 00:40:46,095 Dark Lucas! 743 00:40:48,271 --> 00:40:49,795 See you later, sis. 744 00:40:49,838 --> 00:40:50,839 Scram! 745 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,670 Don't be scared. 746 00:40:55,714 --> 00:40:56,889 I'm not afraid. 747 00:40:58,456 --> 00:40:59,892 You're afraid 748 00:40:59,935 --> 00:41:02,634 Lucas will become more powerful than you'll ever be! 749 00:41:10,555 --> 00:41:12,774 Stupid freak. 750 00:41:14,384 --> 00:41:19,868 Today, we are going to focus on your fighting skills. 751 00:41:21,914 --> 00:41:26,266 Learning to control your anger. 752 00:41:27,702 --> 00:41:29,965 And for this exercise, 753 00:41:30,009 --> 00:41:31,271 I've invited... 754 00:41:32,185 --> 00:41:33,534 your oldest rival. 755 00:41:41,194 --> 00:41:42,935 That's right. It's me. 756 00:41:42,978 --> 00:41:44,371 Beaverine. 757 00:41:44,414 --> 00:41:46,112 Beaverine. 758 00:41:46,155 --> 00:41:49,245 That's right. It's me Beaverine. 759 00:41:49,289 --> 00:41:52,640 No, that's not what I meant. 760 00:41:52,684 --> 00:41:53,728 Forget it. 761 00:41:53,772 --> 00:41:55,556 How's my Jeannie doing? 762 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:58,733 Differences in the past, you have had. 763 00:41:58,777 --> 00:42:01,170 Aside, you must put them. 764 00:42:02,041 --> 00:42:04,826 Oh, Beaverine. No teeth. 765 00:42:04,870 --> 00:42:06,175 Aw, come on. 766 00:42:06,219 --> 00:42:07,742 What's the fun in a fair fight? 767 00:42:08,438 --> 00:42:09,483 All right. 768 00:42:13,574 --> 00:42:16,490 I've been waiting a long time for this. 769 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,971 I've been waiting a long time for Jeannie. 770 00:42:19,014 --> 00:42:20,538 What? 771 00:43:10,892 --> 00:43:12,502 Master Yoga said no teeth. 772 00:43:39,704 --> 00:43:40,879 You gonna get that? 773 00:43:40,922 --> 00:43:42,228 I'm gonna let it go to voicemail. 774 00:43:42,271 --> 00:43:45,187 - It might be important. - Fine. 775 00:43:45,231 --> 00:43:47,363 It's Jean. 776 00:43:47,407 --> 00:43:48,538 Hey, Jean, 777 00:43:49,670 --> 00:43:52,194 - it's me. Beaverine. - Hey! 778 00:43:52,238 --> 00:43:53,674 You know what, hold on one second. 779 00:43:53,718 --> 00:43:54,849 Hey. 780 00:43:56,111 --> 00:43:57,635 Sorry about that. I can't wait to see you. 781 00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:04,163 Now, the darkest of gentlemen. 782 00:44:05,468 --> 00:44:09,385 It's time for the final piece. 783 00:44:13,172 --> 00:44:15,174 - Behold... - Yeah, baby. 784 00:44:15,217 --> 00:44:18,873 ...the Star Death Krypto Tesseract 785 00:44:18,917 --> 00:44:22,224 in all its apocalyptic glory. 786 00:44:25,401 --> 00:44:27,273 Yes. 787 00:44:27,316 --> 00:44:30,015 You might want to stand back for this one. 788 00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:33,018 Gentlemen, 789 00:44:33,061 --> 00:44:35,585 it's going to be... 790 00:44:35,629 --> 00:44:37,675 ...an icy winter! 791 00:44:40,547 --> 00:44:42,201 Yes! 792 00:44:42,244 --> 00:44:44,638 Yes, it's working! 793 00:44:45,334 --> 00:44:46,640 Yes! 794 00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:47,815 Shut it down! 795 00:44:47,859 --> 00:44:48,903 Never! 796 00:44:48,947 --> 00:44:52,341 It just needs more power! 797 00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:54,953 Oh, yeah! 798 00:44:58,304 --> 00:45:00,001 I said shut it down! 799 00:45:00,045 --> 00:45:01,916 Never, I say! 800 00:45:04,049 --> 00:45:07,661 Feel my power! 801 00:45:17,323 --> 00:45:20,587 I'm bald now, right? 802 00:45:20,630 --> 00:45:24,025 I don't notice anything, do you? 803 00:45:31,163 --> 00:45:32,991 Lucas texted me. 804 00:45:33,034 --> 00:45:34,601 Is he okay? 805 00:45:34,644 --> 00:45:35,776 He said he was fine, 806 00:45:35,820 --> 00:45:37,604 but wouldn't tell me where he was. 807 00:45:37,647 --> 00:45:38,692 Did you hear anything from Raya? 808 00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:40,172 No, nothing. 809 00:45:40,215 --> 00:45:41,869 I haven't heard from Lando, either. 810 00:45:43,523 --> 00:45:45,568 I'm starting to get really worried, Bruce. 811 00:45:45,612 --> 00:45:48,702 Look, Raya is a tough girl. She'll be fine. 812 00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:50,922 I know she's tough, but still. 813 00:45:50,965 --> 00:45:52,750 Look, she's 17 years old. 814 00:45:52,793 --> 00:45:55,143 She's 17, but with superpowers. 815 00:45:55,187 --> 00:45:57,537 Do you remember what we were like when we were 17? 816 00:45:57,580 --> 00:45:59,278 We wanted to take on the world. 817 00:46:04,065 --> 00:46:06,241 I think we should call the police. 818 00:46:06,285 --> 00:46:07,721 - Call the police? - Yeah. 819 00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:09,288 What would I say to the police? 820 00:46:09,331 --> 00:46:12,900 "Oh, hey, police. Hi! It's me, Bruce Kent, AKA Superbat. 821 00:46:12,944 --> 00:46:14,554 You guys got a second to help me find 822 00:46:14,597 --> 00:46:16,948 my telekinetic daughter and real genius son?" 823 00:46:16,991 --> 00:46:19,864 Yeah, they've been captured by my intergalactic arch-enemy. 824 00:46:19,907 --> 00:46:23,650 Oh, great! Thank you so much!" 825 00:46:23,693 --> 00:46:26,435 Let's just leave this to the professionals, okay? 826 00:46:26,479 --> 00:46:29,221 - Okay. - I will find our kids. 827 00:46:30,526 --> 00:46:31,745 You trust me, right? 828 00:46:32,354 --> 00:46:33,355 Mm-hm. 829 00:46:36,097 --> 00:46:37,098 This could be them! 830 00:46:40,536 --> 00:46:43,757 Hang on, hang on! I can't fly anymore. 831 00:46:51,286 --> 00:46:53,419 Honey! That's Beaverine. Let him in. 832 00:46:57,423 --> 00:46:59,251 Look at you! 833 00:46:59,294 --> 00:47:03,516 You are so hot you're giving me a damn beaver fever. Come here! 834 00:47:03,559 --> 00:47:04,952 - Hi, Beaverine! - Hey. 835 00:47:04,996 --> 00:47:06,562 - Are these for me? - Of course. 836 00:47:06,606 --> 00:47:09,217 They're so beautiful. Do you want some breakfast? 837 00:47:09,261 --> 00:47:10,305 That sounds great. 838 00:47:13,091 --> 00:47:14,570 Take care of this, would you, Alfred? 839 00:47:16,137 --> 00:47:18,444 What brings an overgrown rodent like you to my home? 840 00:47:18,487 --> 00:47:20,925 Yoga doesn't need me to help you today. 841 00:47:20,968 --> 00:47:22,840 So, I thought he could help me look for Raya, 842 00:47:22,883 --> 00:47:24,406 and also fix the AC. 843 00:47:24,450 --> 00:47:25,494 Did you? 844 00:47:25,538 --> 00:47:27,453 Yeah, I'm good with my hands. 845 00:47:27,496 --> 00:47:28,933 Right. 846 00:47:28,976 --> 00:47:31,674 I'm gonna go scramble up your eggs. 847 00:47:31,718 --> 00:47:33,720 Well, enjoy that. I'm gonna get out of here. 848 00:47:33,763 --> 00:47:34,939 Wait, don't you want breakfast? 849 00:47:34,982 --> 00:47:36,375 Nope. 850 00:47:36,418 --> 00:47:39,160 You and Prince Harry can enjoy your eggs. 851 00:47:40,248 --> 00:47:42,729 Bruce, wait. 852 00:47:42,772 --> 00:47:44,557 - What? What? - Bruce, Bruce wait! 853 00:47:45,558 --> 00:47:46,733 During our fight, you said, 854 00:47:46,776 --> 00:47:48,561 that our marriage wasn't always wonderful. 855 00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:51,912 I just want you to know, that sure, 856 00:47:51,956 --> 00:47:53,696 we're having a tough time right now, but... 857 00:47:53,740 --> 00:47:55,873 I trust that you are gonna get our kids back. 858 00:47:56,786 --> 00:47:58,614 I trust you. 859 00:47:58,658 --> 00:48:01,487 And you can always trust me. 860 00:48:05,752 --> 00:48:07,710 I gotta go. 861 00:48:15,762 --> 00:48:18,199 I fulfilled my end of the bargain, Lisp. 862 00:48:18,243 --> 00:48:19,635 Wrong. 863 00:48:19,679 --> 00:48:22,943 You only fulfilled half of your half of the bargain. 864 00:48:22,987 --> 00:48:25,076 That's only a quarter of the bargain. 865 00:48:25,119 --> 00:48:27,252 I will fulfill my half of the bargain 866 00:48:27,295 --> 00:48:30,516 once you complete the whole of your other half 867 00:48:30,559 --> 00:48:34,868 that's another two-eighths of the bargain. 868 00:48:34,912 --> 00:48:37,653 I'm just trying to get this stupid ass patch off my face. 869 00:48:37,697 --> 00:48:39,917 This reminds me of an old saying. 870 00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:43,181 "An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind." 871 00:48:43,224 --> 00:48:45,183 But I disagree with that sentiment. 872 00:48:45,226 --> 00:48:47,707 What I believe is, 873 00:48:47,750 --> 00:48:51,232 "An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind, 874 00:48:51,276 --> 00:48:54,888 except for one remaining one-eyed man." 875 00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:57,238 And you my friend, Monsieur Fury, 876 00:48:57,282 --> 00:49:00,415 are not the cyclops in this metaphor. 877 00:49:00,459 --> 00:49:01,808 I am! 878 00:49:04,985 --> 00:49:06,291 Trust yourself. 879 00:49:07,727 --> 00:49:09,163 Clear your mind. 880 00:49:13,602 --> 00:49:16,170 Use the Farce. 881 00:49:16,214 --> 00:49:18,607 All right. Let's see what the Farce says. 882 00:49:19,565 --> 00:49:21,001 Concentrate. 883 00:49:22,481 --> 00:49:24,396 When you become one with The Farce, 884 00:49:24,439 --> 00:49:26,224 it may reveal things to you. 885 00:49:27,573 --> 00:49:29,140 The future, 886 00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:30,968 family, 887 00:49:31,794 --> 00:49:33,057 friends, 888 00:49:34,101 --> 00:49:35,363 enemies. 889 00:49:36,103 --> 00:49:37,670 You can do it, Superbat. 890 00:49:46,766 --> 00:49:49,377 I can't. I can't do it! It's too heavy. 891 00:49:59,474 --> 00:50:01,781 Whoa! That was awesome! 892 00:50:01,824 --> 00:50:03,739 I wanna... I wanna do that. 893 00:50:04,958 --> 00:50:06,525 So much doubt in you. 894 00:50:10,398 --> 00:50:12,226 Ow, ow, ow! 895 00:50:15,316 --> 00:50:17,144 - Stop it! Ow! - You're complaining. 896 00:50:17,188 --> 00:50:19,233 You're whining. You're still complaining. 897 00:50:19,277 --> 00:50:20,713 - You're still whining. - I'm not... 898 00:50:20,756 --> 00:50:23,455 - I told you a thousand times... - I don't want anymore! 899 00:50:23,498 --> 00:50:24,847 I mean, are you going to continue 900 00:50:24,891 --> 00:50:26,936 to wear an emotional string of pearls 901 00:50:26,980 --> 00:50:28,764 for the rest of your life? 902 00:50:28,808 --> 00:50:30,810 You must not give up, Superbat! 903 00:50:37,338 --> 00:50:39,036 Look at my face. 904 00:50:39,079 --> 00:50:40,211 Look how calm I am. 905 00:50:44,215 --> 00:50:46,869 It's really quite astounding, really, if you think about it. 906 00:50:46,913 --> 00:50:49,698 The fact that I can harness so much anger, 907 00:50:49,742 --> 00:50:52,353 so much bitterness, so much frustration. 908 00:50:52,397 --> 00:50:54,094 But still never let it show. 909 00:50:54,138 --> 00:50:56,227 You see how nice I'm being? 910 00:50:56,270 --> 00:50:58,272 Despite how naughty you are? 911 00:50:58,316 --> 00:50:59,882 It's really quite amazing, actually. 912 00:51:01,710 --> 00:51:04,278 Ow. 913 00:51:04,322 --> 00:51:08,108 Superbat, you're not ready to save your family. 914 00:51:08,891 --> 00:51:10,110 Yet. 915 00:51:11,198 --> 00:51:13,287 Same time tomorrow. 916 00:51:13,331 --> 00:51:15,507 New lessons to learn. 917 00:51:18,814 --> 00:51:19,902 You got it. 918 00:51:47,974 --> 00:51:49,454 I don't think it's working. 919 00:51:51,282 --> 00:51:52,326 Try it now. 920 00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:56,722 Oh, it's working! It's working! 921 00:51:56,765 --> 00:51:58,202 - Of course it is. - Whoo! 922 00:51:58,245 --> 00:51:59,507 Yeah, it must have been a log jammed in the system... 923 00:51:59,551 --> 00:52:00,856 - Oh, my gosh! Whoa, whoa! - Whoa! 924 00:52:00,900 --> 00:52:03,207 Thanks. 925 00:52:03,250 --> 00:52:04,382 Don't mention it. 926 00:52:05,165 --> 00:52:06,775 I knew it. 927 00:52:06,819 --> 00:52:08,255 What? Bruce, no! 928 00:52:08,299 --> 00:52:09,604 - No, no, no. - It's not what you think. 929 00:52:10,214 --> 00:52:11,780 Oh. 930 00:52:11,824 --> 00:52:13,695 I'm gonna handle this once and for all. 931 00:52:22,487 --> 00:52:24,315 - Look... - Not now, Beaverine. 932 00:52:24,358 --> 00:52:25,446 What you saw back there, 933 00:52:25,490 --> 00:52:27,709 wasn't what you think it was, okay? 934 00:52:27,753 --> 00:52:30,016 She was fixing the AC, I fixed the AC. 935 00:52:30,059 --> 00:52:31,626 I fixed your AC, 936 00:52:31,670 --> 00:52:34,890 and then she fell off a chair, and I caught her. All right? 937 00:52:34,934 --> 00:52:36,805 And the fact is this, 938 00:52:36,849 --> 00:52:39,591 I can't help that I love Jean. 939 00:52:39,634 --> 00:52:42,550 All right? I've always loved Jean. 940 00:52:42,594 --> 00:52:44,161 But what's even worse than that... 941 00:52:45,249 --> 00:52:46,728 is that she loves you. 942 00:52:48,034 --> 00:52:50,254 More than anything. 943 00:52:50,297 --> 00:52:52,821 All right? And I caught her. And I looked into her eyes. 944 00:52:52,865 --> 00:52:55,998 And you know what her beautiful, big, blue eyes were telling me? 945 00:52:56,042 --> 00:52:58,740 "I love Superbat." 946 00:52:58,784 --> 00:53:02,527 I've been around for over 350 beaver years. 947 00:53:02,570 --> 00:53:07,096 If you add that up, that's over 350 years total. 948 00:53:08,533 --> 00:53:11,405 And the deal is this, I'm never gonna change. 949 00:53:11,449 --> 00:53:15,061 I'm a tough guy. I'm like John Wayne, 950 00:53:15,104 --> 00:53:17,106 but not John Wayne. I'm Beaverine. 951 00:53:18,282 --> 00:53:19,805 I'm just saying, you and I, 952 00:53:19,848 --> 00:53:22,721 let's get rid of these hard feelings 953 00:53:22,764 --> 00:53:24,157 between each other. 954 00:53:24,201 --> 00:53:27,073 And know that we can be together. 955 00:53:27,116 --> 00:53:29,684 Not like, intimately. 956 00:53:29,728 --> 00:53:32,121 But like, friends. 957 00:53:32,165 --> 00:53:33,993 It's just hard for me to say these things 958 00:53:34,036 --> 00:53:36,300 because I don't experience a lot of emotions, 959 00:53:36,343 --> 00:53:39,085 and when I do, I get angry. 960 00:53:42,088 --> 00:53:43,698 What do you say? 961 00:53:44,612 --> 00:53:46,353 What do you say, pal? 962 00:53:49,226 --> 00:53:50,357 Good talk. 963 00:53:58,496 --> 00:53:59,671 Somebody here? 964 00:54:15,339 --> 00:54:18,864 ♪ I was digging all the bullets Of the soul ♪ 965 00:54:18,907 --> 00:54:20,692 Hey! 966 00:54:20,735 --> 00:54:22,433 Hey, loser! 967 00:54:23,912 --> 00:54:24,957 Oh! 968 00:54:26,785 --> 00:54:28,221 Why would you do that? 969 00:54:28,265 --> 00:54:34,009 ♪ I felt you touch my shoulder 970 00:54:34,053 --> 00:54:40,146 ♪ I knew That I should've told her ♪ 971 00:54:40,189 --> 00:54:46,413 ♪ But truthfully Between you and me ♪ 972 00:54:46,457 --> 00:54:52,506 ♪ I don't think that I could Ever been hold you ♪ 973 00:54:52,550 --> 00:54:54,900 ♪ You can stay with me 974 00:54:56,031 --> 00:54:58,991 ♪ My playground queen 975 00:54:59,034 --> 00:55:03,517 ♪ But don't say I never warned you ♪ 976 00:55:04,605 --> 00:55:06,085 I lost my whole family. 977 00:55:07,391 --> 00:55:09,306 Why am I the way I am? 978 00:55:10,872 --> 00:55:12,657 Why are you asking me? 979 00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:14,746 Because I have no one else to talk to! 980 00:55:14,789 --> 00:55:16,878 You are filled with negative emotions. 981 00:55:16,922 --> 00:55:18,837 A person's greatest strength 982 00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:20,795 comes from their effort and attitude. 983 00:55:21,622 --> 00:55:23,798 Embrace the Farce, Dad. 984 00:55:23,842 --> 00:55:25,713 It's never too late to change. 985 00:55:27,411 --> 00:55:28,890 Get outta the road, Jackass! 986 00:55:28,934 --> 00:55:30,065 You two again! 987 00:56:00,618 --> 00:56:01,923 Come on. 988 00:56:45,837 --> 00:56:46,968 Whoa! 989 00:56:53,584 --> 00:56:56,325 Yeah! 990 00:57:07,511 --> 00:57:09,643 The strength of the Farce in the girl 991 00:57:09,687 --> 00:57:12,951 grows stronger as the sun draws closer. 992 00:57:12,994 --> 00:57:14,779 Has Lisp figured out the device? 993 00:57:14,822 --> 00:57:17,390 The, uh, the device is nearly complete, sir. 994 00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:20,524 Do I need to come down there and show you what? 995 00:57:20,567 --> 00:57:22,830 No, no, no, we will, uh, 996 00:57:22,874 --> 00:57:24,876 we will double our efforts, my master. 997 00:57:24,919 --> 00:57:26,181 Do that. 998 00:57:26,225 --> 00:57:28,357 Or there will not be a next time! 999 00:57:32,536 --> 00:57:34,146 You're not my daddy. 1000 00:57:35,060 --> 00:57:38,106 My daddy was a real bad man. 1001 00:57:38,890 --> 00:57:41,022 He used to drink a lot. 1002 00:57:41,066 --> 00:57:43,329 Of milk. Ooh, I'm gonna have a cookie. 1003 00:58:21,802 --> 00:58:22,977 Nice! 1004 00:58:24,283 --> 00:58:25,458 Boss her around. 1005 00:58:26,633 --> 00:58:28,461 Well? 1006 00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:30,071 Can you get that? 1007 00:58:30,115 --> 00:58:31,638 Uh, just a minute. 1008 00:58:32,726 --> 00:58:34,467 Come on. Get to it. 1009 00:58:36,251 --> 00:58:38,602 - Yes. - Answer the door! 1010 00:58:38,645 --> 00:58:41,082 Right. You, don't move. 1011 00:58:46,479 --> 00:58:47,611 What the hell-- 1012 00:58:50,614 --> 00:58:51,876 Wood. 1013 00:59:00,667 --> 00:59:01,929 "Sleepywood." 1014 00:59:08,022 --> 00:59:09,067 Beaverine? 1015 00:59:09,937 --> 00:59:11,112 Who was it? 1016 00:59:12,374 --> 00:59:14,246 Hello? 1017 00:59:15,464 --> 00:59:17,902 Good night, precious. 1018 00:59:18,946 --> 00:59:20,469 Oh, did you like that? 1019 00:59:20,513 --> 00:59:23,255 I learned that from this anal retentive Yogi grain guy, 1020 00:59:23,298 --> 00:59:24,952 and then I blew up his whole planet. 1021 00:59:26,432 --> 00:59:28,434 - Are you gonna help me, or what? - Oh, you've got it. 1022 00:59:30,958 --> 00:59:33,613 Someone's been working out. 1023 00:59:33,657 --> 00:59:35,223 Ooh, impressive. 1024 00:59:35,267 --> 00:59:37,486 You should give me the number of your trainer. 1025 00:59:37,530 --> 00:59:38,662 Yeah, I'll text it to you later. 1026 00:59:38,705 --> 00:59:40,054 All right, yeah, yeah. 1027 00:59:40,098 --> 00:59:42,143 I need to do some curls for the girls. 1028 00:59:42,187 --> 00:59:44,972 Oh, someone ate too much sleepywood. 1029 00:59:45,016 --> 00:59:47,453 Oh. 1030 00:59:47,496 --> 00:59:51,588 You cannot compare yourself to Beaverine. 1031 00:59:52,980 --> 00:59:54,634 Let's face it. 1032 00:59:54,678 --> 00:59:59,291 He is pure, uncut, raw. 1033 00:59:59,334 --> 01:00:03,556 I'm sure there's nothing between him and Jean. 1034 01:00:04,513 --> 01:00:05,776 Cool. 1035 01:00:05,819 --> 01:00:07,908 However... 1036 01:00:07,952 --> 01:00:12,217 when one thinks about his rock-hard abs, 1037 01:00:12,260 --> 01:00:17,135 a body that looks as if it's chiseled out of granite. 1038 01:00:17,178 --> 01:00:19,659 Okay, thank you. You're not helping. 1039 01:00:19,703 --> 01:00:22,923 You're actually making me feel much worse about myself. 1040 01:00:22,967 --> 01:00:25,273 Where'd you get these burritos, too? They stink. 1041 01:00:25,317 --> 01:00:29,190 That is why I got you a present. 1042 01:00:29,234 --> 01:00:30,888 I hope it's not another one of these burritos. 1043 01:00:30,931 --> 01:00:32,498 And I'm not cleaning the bathroom again. 1044 01:00:32,541 --> 01:00:33,934 Don't even ask. 1045 01:00:33,978 --> 01:00:36,284 Last time, I should've got hazard pay. 1046 01:00:36,328 --> 01:00:38,504 You didn't even pay me to make that sign back there. 1047 01:00:38,547 --> 01:00:41,550 Oh, wow. 1048 01:00:42,682 --> 01:00:43,857 Look at this! 1049 01:00:45,206 --> 01:00:46,599 - Nice. - They're custom. 1050 01:00:48,122 --> 01:00:51,212 Handmade. In China, perhaps. 1051 01:00:51,256 --> 01:00:52,866 Or... 1052 01:00:52,910 --> 01:00:57,784 - That's what they told me. - Wow, this is really nice. 1053 01:00:57,828 --> 01:01:00,134 I mean, when my mother passed, she gave me her pearls, 1054 01:01:00,178 --> 01:01:02,049 but I've never gotten a pair of boots before. 1055 01:01:02,093 --> 01:01:03,485 I can promise you... 1056 01:01:05,052 --> 01:01:07,968 I am not dying anytime soon. 1057 01:01:08,708 --> 01:01:09,709 Great 1058 01:01:15,236 --> 01:01:18,631 Superbat! Incredible Yoga. 1059 01:01:18,675 --> 01:01:20,851 How nice of me to pop by! 1060 01:01:20,894 --> 01:01:22,113 You know it's a real pity 1061 01:01:22,156 --> 01:01:24,202 your wife isn't going to be here to see this. 1062 01:01:24,245 --> 01:01:26,204 What did you do with Jean, Dark Jokester? 1063 01:01:26,247 --> 01:01:29,598 Oh, you mean what did Lando Fury do with Jean? 1064 01:01:29,642 --> 01:01:31,383 I knew I couldn't trust that guy. 1065 01:01:31,426 --> 01:01:33,690 Oh, don't worry. 1066 01:01:33,733 --> 01:01:36,780 He's where your little boy and your precious daughter are. 1067 01:01:36,823 --> 01:01:37,955 Lisp Corp! 1068 01:01:37,998 --> 01:01:39,347 Where is Lisp Corp? 1069 01:01:39,391 --> 01:01:40,609 Oh, it's right on the corner 1070 01:01:40,653 --> 01:01:41,785 of I'm not telling you street, and... 1071 01:01:41,828 --> 01:01:44,178 ...boulevard. 1072 01:01:44,222 --> 01:01:45,571 You will tell me right now! 1073 01:01:45,614 --> 01:01:47,573 No, no Superbat! 1074 01:01:49,227 --> 01:01:53,448 Your destiny lies on another path. 1075 01:01:53,492 --> 01:01:54,885 This fight is mine. 1076 01:01:55,799 --> 01:01:57,583 Oh, sweet! 1077 01:01:58,149 --> 01:01:59,585 Remember... 1078 01:02:00,629 --> 01:02:03,458 the Farce will be with you, 1079 01:02:04,416 --> 01:02:06,244 always. 1080 01:02:11,205 --> 01:02:13,686 Now, Dark Jokester, 1081 01:02:13,730 --> 01:02:15,949 it's time to stop your grinning... 1082 01:02:17,342 --> 01:02:19,344 and drop your linen. 1083 01:02:19,387 --> 01:02:20,693 That rhymed! 1084 01:02:22,347 --> 01:02:24,349 I haven't seen you since I was just a little fella, and... 1085 01:02:24,392 --> 01:02:25,567 Mm-mm-mm. 1086 01:02:25,611 --> 01:02:26,655 How things have changed. 1087 01:02:26,699 --> 01:02:29,963 I am still a Master. 1088 01:02:30,747 --> 01:02:31,791 Let's boogie. 1089 01:02:43,847 --> 01:02:45,979 No! 1090 01:02:48,068 --> 01:02:49,200 No! 1091 01:02:53,682 --> 01:02:57,034 No! 1092 01:02:57,077 --> 01:02:58,165 That's it? 1093 01:02:58,209 --> 01:03:01,473 Well, that was anticlimactic. 1094 01:03:01,516 --> 01:03:03,910 Hey, I'm gonna skedaddle. Catch you on the flip side! 1095 01:03:08,959 --> 01:03:10,308 I've fulfilled my last two-eighths 1096 01:03:10,351 --> 01:03:13,224 of the bargain, Lisp. We have Jean and Raya. 1097 01:03:13,267 --> 01:03:14,878 Now give me my damn eye! 1098 01:03:14,921 --> 01:03:16,662 What eye? 1099 01:03:16,705 --> 01:03:18,577 - That one! - Oh, this eye. 1100 01:03:18,620 --> 01:03:19,926 - Yeah. - This eye right here? 1101 01:03:19,970 --> 01:03:22,799 Oh, this isn't your eye. This is someone else's. 1102 01:03:23,364 --> 01:03:24,713 Aw, nasty. 1103 01:03:24,757 --> 01:03:27,368 You just be going around, taking people's eyes? 1104 01:03:27,412 --> 01:03:31,459 Yeah, I'm a super villain. It's what we do. 1105 01:03:31,503 --> 01:03:33,070 You're so evil. 1106 01:03:33,113 --> 01:03:35,724 I might be evil, but I'm also fair. 1107 01:03:35,768 --> 01:03:37,596 When I wage my war 1108 01:03:37,639 --> 01:03:40,904 and send this world into an icy apocalypse, 1109 01:03:40,947 --> 01:03:43,602 I'll allow you to stand by my side. 1110 01:03:43,645 --> 01:03:45,647 So you won't give me my eye back, 1111 01:03:45,691 --> 01:03:48,128 and then you threaten my world with war? 1112 01:03:48,172 --> 01:03:50,261 Soon, you're going to wish you never betrayed me. 1113 01:03:50,304 --> 01:03:51,566 Ah. 1114 01:03:51,610 --> 01:03:55,875 But I am the world's most evil supervillain. 1115 01:03:55,919 --> 01:03:58,269 I betray who I want, 1116 01:03:58,312 --> 01:04:02,751 when I want, why I want, and how I want. 1117 01:04:02,795 --> 01:04:05,406 Meet my clowns. 1118 01:04:07,321 --> 01:04:09,758 - Oh, clowns and zombie, huh? - You'll see, Fury. 1119 01:04:09,802 --> 01:04:12,109 - You'll all see! - You like that, huh? 1120 01:04:12,152 --> 01:04:14,024 Yes. 1121 01:04:14,981 --> 01:04:16,243 Superhero of the year, 1122 01:04:16,287 --> 01:04:18,680 stupid, get rid of this! 1123 01:04:18,724 --> 01:04:19,899 Oh, highlight reel! 1124 01:04:19,943 --> 01:04:22,249 Oh, damn it. Damn it. 1125 01:04:22,293 --> 01:04:25,296 Oh, look at this! Superhero Men's Health! 1126 01:04:25,339 --> 01:04:27,124 God! All of this stuff! 1127 01:04:28,081 --> 01:04:29,778 You! You're the problem! 1128 01:04:29,822 --> 01:04:31,389 I'm going to rip this thing right off-- 1129 01:04:31,432 --> 01:04:33,043 If you're through having your tantrum Mr. Kent, 1130 01:04:33,086 --> 01:04:34,871 - maybe we could-- - Hey! 1131 01:04:34,914 --> 01:04:35,915 Zip it, Creepio! 1132 01:05:11,211 --> 01:05:12,734 Please leave a message. 1133 01:05:12,778 --> 01:05:15,085 Lucas, it's Dad. 1134 01:05:15,128 --> 01:05:17,087 Um... 1135 01:05:17,130 --> 01:05:18,915 Listen. I know it sounds crazy, but... 1136 01:05:20,481 --> 01:05:22,396 I, I just... I realized right now, 1137 01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:24,485 exactly how much you and your mother 1138 01:05:24,529 --> 01:05:26,009 and your sister mean to me. 1139 01:05:26,052 --> 01:05:27,967 And I'm not sure if you'll get this message, 1140 01:05:28,011 --> 01:05:29,403 or if I'll ever see you again, 1141 01:05:29,447 --> 01:05:31,188 but I want you to know something. 1142 01:05:32,754 --> 01:05:34,321 I know that you're super nerdy, 1143 01:05:34,365 --> 01:05:37,107 and you don't have powers yet, but... 1144 01:05:39,022 --> 01:05:42,155 You're my son. And you're my only son. 1145 01:05:42,199 --> 01:05:44,810 And that makes you incredibly special to me. 1146 01:05:46,855 --> 01:05:48,074 I love you, buddy. 1147 01:06:00,347 --> 01:06:03,046 Dad. Dad, wake up! Dad! 1148 01:06:03,089 --> 01:06:04,308 Raya! 1149 01:06:04,351 --> 01:06:06,223 - Oh, my baby! Are you okay? - Mm-hm. 1150 01:06:07,354 --> 01:06:08,399 Where's Mom? 1151 01:06:08,442 --> 01:06:09,617 She's at Lisp Corp. 1152 01:06:09,661 --> 01:06:11,184 I just escaped from there! 1153 01:06:11,228 --> 01:06:13,839 That's where Lucas is, and your car... 1154 01:06:13,882 --> 01:06:16,494 Oh. What happened in here? 1155 01:06:16,537 --> 01:06:18,104 Daddy was just doing a little redecorating. 1156 01:06:18,148 --> 01:06:20,237 - That's all. - Um, Grandma. 1157 01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:22,761 No, no, no! Don't, don't! 1158 01:06:24,154 --> 01:06:26,634 Mommy! Not again! 1159 01:06:26,678 --> 01:06:28,419 Mommy. 1160 01:06:28,462 --> 01:06:32,205 I failed you! I failed you again! 1161 01:06:32,249 --> 01:06:33,467 What happened, Dad? 1162 01:06:34,599 --> 01:06:37,645 I tried to save her, but I couldn't. 1163 01:06:39,299 --> 01:06:41,519 It's the reason I became Superbat. 1164 01:06:41,562 --> 01:06:42,868 The doctors... 1165 01:06:44,130 --> 01:06:46,611 The doctors, they couldn't help. I couldn't help. 1166 01:06:49,353 --> 01:06:50,876 She just died. 1167 01:06:50,919 --> 01:06:52,747 Yeah, but how did she die? 1168 01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:57,665 She stopped breathing. 1169 01:06:59,450 --> 01:07:00,668 She was so old. 1170 01:07:04,237 --> 01:07:05,543 God, she loved these pearls. 1171 01:07:05,586 --> 01:07:08,372 Dad, it's not your fault that she died. 1172 01:07:08,415 --> 01:07:10,896 It's not your fault she died of natural causes. 1173 01:07:15,205 --> 01:07:16,771 - Right, yeah. - Yeah. 1174 01:07:18,382 --> 01:07:20,775 Yeah, you're right. Yeah. 1175 01:07:20,819 --> 01:07:22,168 Yeah! 1176 01:07:22,212 --> 01:07:24,301 - It's not my fault! - Hm, not at all. 1177 01:07:25,563 --> 01:07:26,868 It's not my fault! 1178 01:07:27,565 --> 01:07:28,957 Exactly! 1179 01:07:29,001 --> 01:07:33,049 Oh. Okay! Okay! I'm over it! 1180 01:07:33,092 --> 01:07:35,529 Cool, okay, so brush yourself off, 1181 01:07:35,573 --> 01:07:37,357 because I need the old Superbat back! 1182 01:07:37,401 --> 01:07:38,445 We've got work to do! 1183 01:07:38,489 --> 01:07:39,533 - You're right! - Yeah. 1184 01:07:39,577 --> 01:07:41,100 Let's go embrace the Farce. 1185 01:07:45,887 --> 01:07:48,716 That's right. It's me. Beaverine. 1186 01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:50,675 Here to help kick some butt. 1187 01:08:26,450 --> 01:08:29,192 It's nearly the highest of noon. 1188 01:08:31,237 --> 01:08:32,760 Soon! 1189 01:08:32,804 --> 01:08:37,635 The sun will be the closest it's ever been to the Earth! 1190 01:08:37,678 --> 01:08:41,465 And I will drain its power for everything. 1191 01:08:41,508 --> 01:08:45,556 The world will fall into a frozen tundra, 1192 01:08:45,599 --> 01:08:50,300 and I will rule the ice as king of winter! 1193 01:08:50,778 --> 01:08:51,997 Yes. 1194 01:08:59,439 --> 01:09:00,788 There'll be more guards. 1195 01:09:00,832 --> 01:09:02,660 Where are all the clown troopers? 1196 01:09:03,922 --> 01:09:06,533 Wait, they're behind us. 1197 01:09:13,149 --> 01:09:14,367 We're surrounded. 1198 01:09:18,154 --> 01:09:20,547 We can take 'em. 1199 01:09:20,591 --> 01:09:21,766 Spread out. 1200 01:09:29,861 --> 01:09:32,690 - Raya, stay back! - I can do this! I can fight! 1201 01:09:34,257 --> 01:09:35,910 Raya! 1202 01:09:44,919 --> 01:09:47,444 Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you. 1203 01:09:47,487 --> 01:09:48,836 It was part of the plan! 1204 01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:50,795 The plan? 1205 01:09:50,838 --> 01:09:52,013 Tell me the plan! 1206 01:10:17,125 --> 01:10:18,214 Hey, panther! 1207 01:10:19,127 --> 01:10:20,390 Keep your eye on the prize! 1208 01:10:23,306 --> 01:10:24,742 Who are you supposed to be? 1209 01:10:24,785 --> 01:10:27,701 My persona is based off a few pop culture characters. 1210 01:10:27,745 --> 01:10:28,833 But now... 1211 01:10:31,966 --> 01:10:33,707 I'm the Furious Panther. 1212 01:10:33,751 --> 01:10:35,448 Okay. 1213 01:10:35,492 --> 01:10:39,626 ♪ I know which way to go Which way to go ♪ 1214 01:10:43,369 --> 01:10:44,979 Superbat! 1215 01:10:45,023 --> 01:10:46,764 You idiots! Beat him! 1216 01:10:46,807 --> 01:10:48,461 You have super DNA! 1217 01:10:52,813 --> 01:10:54,728 No! No! 1218 01:10:56,687 --> 01:10:58,036 No! 1219 01:11:02,083 --> 01:11:05,304 I signed us up for a father-son summer camp. 1220 01:11:05,348 --> 01:11:07,045 Which RV should we get, huh? 1221 01:11:07,088 --> 01:11:09,352 Pretty cool! 1222 01:11:09,395 --> 01:11:12,746 Hi! Hello! Mr. I don't know whose chair I'm sitting in, 1223 01:11:12,790 --> 01:11:14,357 but I don't think you grasp 1224 01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:16,837 the disparity of the situation right now. 1225 01:11:16,881 --> 01:11:20,580 Superbat and his super sonic idiotic double-Decker ding dongs 1226 01:11:20,624 --> 01:11:22,539 just took out the perimeter forces. 1227 01:11:22,582 --> 01:11:24,323 Whoa, bro. 1228 01:11:24,367 --> 01:11:26,151 Somebody had a lot of coffee today. 1229 01:11:27,587 --> 01:11:29,589 Where'd you get that jacket? A panda convention? 1230 01:11:29,633 --> 01:11:30,895 I mean, am I right? Look at that thing. 1231 01:11:32,288 --> 01:11:33,724 I know you're trying to rid the world of heat, 1232 01:11:33,767 --> 01:11:35,508 but you need to "chill out." 1233 01:11:35,552 --> 01:11:37,902 Go plug in your super computer or something. 1234 01:11:40,252 --> 01:11:42,036 I can't, with you. 1235 01:11:44,430 --> 01:11:46,127 Get me Jean Wonder. 1236 01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:49,043 My mom is here? 1237 01:11:49,087 --> 01:11:52,090 Yeah. Her and your sister are part of my "master plan." 1238 01:11:52,133 --> 01:11:54,222 But I thought Raya escaped? 1239 01:11:54,266 --> 01:11:55,615 Oh, right. 1240 01:11:55,659 --> 01:11:58,226 That was also a part of my master plan. 1241 01:12:08,411 --> 01:12:09,803 My car! 1242 01:12:12,502 --> 01:12:13,503 Raya! Come with me! 1243 01:12:18,551 --> 01:12:20,031 Get in the game, Dad! 1244 01:12:24,296 --> 01:12:26,385 Nobody touches my daughter! 1245 01:12:38,702 --> 01:12:40,486 It's working! 1246 01:12:41,008 --> 01:12:42,314 Yes! 1247 01:12:47,841 --> 01:12:49,147 That does not look good. 1248 01:12:51,758 --> 01:12:53,194 What doth be? 1249 01:12:53,238 --> 01:12:54,587 Looks like some kind 1250 01:12:54,631 --> 01:12:58,025 of a sun-draining winter-inducing doomsday device. 1251 01:12:58,069 --> 01:12:59,418 We don't have much time. 1252 01:12:59,462 --> 01:13:01,768 Well, we didn't get all dressed up for nothing. 1253 01:13:01,812 --> 01:13:03,422 Raya, stay close. 1254 01:13:03,466 --> 01:13:04,597 I can handle it. 1255 01:13:04,641 --> 01:13:05,816 We need a plan of attack! 1256 01:13:06,904 --> 01:13:08,035 Huh? 1257 01:13:08,079 --> 01:13:09,428 We need a plan of attack! 1258 01:13:10,690 --> 01:13:12,039 Plan of attack? 1259 01:13:13,258 --> 01:13:15,434 The plan of attack, is attack. 1260 01:13:31,494 --> 01:13:33,931 They're inside. Maybe we should get out of here. 1261 01:13:33,974 --> 01:13:36,324 In my moment of triumph? 1262 01:13:36,368 --> 01:13:38,936 You overestimate their chances. 1263 01:13:38,979 --> 01:13:41,939 Release my batch of SuperDuper-ClownTroopers. 1264 01:13:43,375 --> 01:13:46,465 These ones have my DNA, and green hair like us. 1265 01:13:46,509 --> 01:13:49,468 Insurance policy, you know. 1266 01:13:49,512 --> 01:13:51,992 ♪ Yeah, yeah 1267 01:13:52,993 --> 01:13:55,518 ♪ Yeah, yeah 1268 01:13:55,561 --> 01:13:58,477 ♪ Ah, you know, yeah 1269 01:13:58,521 --> 01:14:01,393 ♪ Yeah, you know I do it For my city ♪ 1270 01:14:01,437 --> 01:14:02,568 Oh, hell. 1271 01:14:04,570 --> 01:14:05,615 These guys are tougher 1272 01:14:05,658 --> 01:14:06,703 than the other ones! 1273 01:14:09,662 --> 01:14:10,707 Let's get them. 1274 01:14:20,717 --> 01:14:22,022 Spread out everyone! 1275 01:14:31,641 --> 01:14:32,685 These are harder 1276 01:14:32,729 --> 01:14:34,382 than the last guys. 1277 01:14:35,775 --> 01:14:37,603 You guys get to the elevators. 1278 01:14:37,647 --> 01:14:39,605 We'll hold off these clowns. 1279 01:14:54,533 --> 01:14:55,882 You doing a really great job. 1280 01:14:55,926 --> 01:14:57,275 Thanks, Dad! You too! 1281 01:14:57,841 --> 01:14:59,625 Taught you well. 1282 01:14:59,669 --> 01:15:03,411 ♪ Don't look back down back 1283 01:15:03,455 --> 01:15:05,370 All right, let's kick some butt. 1284 01:15:07,024 --> 01:15:10,201 ♪ Don't look back down back 1285 01:15:32,049 --> 01:15:35,661 ♪ You can't sail high You can't sail high ♪ 1286 01:15:44,017 --> 01:15:45,497 Bruce! Raya! 1287 01:15:45,541 --> 01:15:47,238 Lucas has turned naughty. 1288 01:15:47,281 --> 01:15:48,848 But, Mother, 1289 01:15:48,892 --> 01:15:51,895 I haven't felt this good in a long time. 1290 01:15:51,938 --> 01:15:54,593 Right on time! 1291 01:15:54,637 --> 01:15:56,508 Please, have a seat! 1292 01:15:59,380 --> 01:16:02,079 Release us, Dark Jokester! 1293 01:16:02,122 --> 01:16:04,603 "Release us, Dark Jokester!" 1294 01:16:04,647 --> 01:16:08,999 Oh, are you not having any fun in my Naughty Time Container? 1295 01:16:09,042 --> 01:16:10,478 Well, not to worry, 1296 01:16:10,522 --> 01:16:14,004 'cause soon, you're gonna laugh out all your powers. 1297 01:16:14,047 --> 01:16:15,788 That's right! You see, 1298 01:16:15,832 --> 01:16:18,704 this microphone captures your laughter. 1299 01:16:18,748 --> 01:16:20,053 Hello. 1300 01:16:20,097 --> 01:16:22,795 And it takes it all the way along this wire 1301 01:16:22,839 --> 01:16:25,842 to this very special containment device 1302 01:16:25,885 --> 01:16:27,800 that I created all by myself. 1303 01:16:27,844 --> 01:16:29,323 Isn't it cool? 1304 01:16:29,367 --> 01:16:31,499 It's just a stupid popcorn maker. 1305 01:16:31,543 --> 01:16:36,200 Precisely! I eat your powers! 1306 01:16:36,243 --> 01:16:38,506 Nom, nom, nom. I eat them up! 1307 01:16:38,550 --> 01:16:41,422 So good! Except for you, Jean Wonder. 1308 01:16:41,466 --> 01:16:43,250 You're powerless! 1309 01:16:43,294 --> 01:16:44,643 This is so ridiculous. 1310 01:16:44,687 --> 01:16:46,645 Oh, I'm glad you think so. 1311 01:16:46,689 --> 01:16:49,039 Now, let's make it... hilarious. 1312 01:17:30,167 --> 01:17:32,386 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Feel it! 1313 01:17:32,430 --> 01:17:33,561 Honey? 1314 01:17:33,605 --> 01:17:34,693 Jean? This is incredible! 1315 01:17:34,737 --> 01:17:36,434 How can you do this? 1316 01:17:36,477 --> 01:17:38,305 I thought you didn't have any super powers left. 1317 01:17:38,349 --> 01:17:41,613 I'm a woman. We can read every man's mind. 1318 01:17:41,657 --> 01:17:43,223 It's not a super power. 1319 01:17:43,267 --> 01:17:44,747 It's true. We can. 1320 01:17:44,790 --> 01:17:46,400 Honey, listen to me. 1321 01:17:46,444 --> 01:17:49,273 I want to tell you, I never stopped loving you. 1322 01:17:49,316 --> 01:17:52,189 I've always loved you. You trust me, right? 1323 01:17:53,277 --> 01:17:54,844 I trust you. 1324 01:17:54,887 --> 01:17:57,194 Remember your training, Superbat. 1325 01:17:57,237 --> 01:17:58,848 Your family, you will save. 1326 01:17:58,891 --> 01:18:00,588 Incredible Master Yoga? 1327 01:18:00,632 --> 01:18:02,068 Yes. 1328 01:18:02,112 --> 01:18:03,809 Why are there so many voices in my head? 1329 01:18:03,853 --> 01:18:06,638 Please, Dad, concentrate, my jaw is starting to hurt. 1330 01:18:08,422 --> 01:18:10,120 I got your message, Dad. 1331 01:18:10,163 --> 01:18:13,863 I'm sorry I stole your car and got us into this mess. 1332 01:18:13,906 --> 01:18:16,039 You've always been my favorite hero. 1333 01:18:16,082 --> 01:18:18,345 And it's not because you're my dad. 1334 01:18:18,389 --> 01:18:20,173 It's because you're my favorite hero. 1335 01:18:20,217 --> 01:18:21,697 Look at me, buddy. 1336 01:18:21,740 --> 01:18:23,655 None of this is your fault. It's my fault. 1337 01:18:23,699 --> 01:18:25,875 I made so many terrible mistakes. 1338 01:18:25,918 --> 01:18:28,225 I've been such a bad father and even worse, 1339 01:18:28,268 --> 01:18:29,356 a worse husband 1340 01:18:30,531 --> 01:18:32,620 I'm so, so sorry. 1341 01:18:32,664 --> 01:18:34,187 The old me is gone. 1342 01:18:35,101 --> 01:18:36,929 I will... 1343 01:18:36,973 --> 01:18:38,235 I will embrace the Farce. 1344 01:18:38,278 --> 01:18:39,889 Embrace the Farce. 1345 01:18:39,932 --> 01:18:41,978 I will embrace the Farce. 1346 01:18:42,021 --> 01:18:43,196 Mm. 1347 01:18:43,240 --> 01:18:44,981 - I love you all. - Bruce? 1348 01:18:45,024 --> 01:18:46,417 - Dad? - Dad? 1349 01:18:52,075 --> 01:18:54,164 You like that one? 1350 01:18:54,207 --> 01:18:55,469 Dad? 1351 01:19:06,176 --> 01:19:07,917 Oh. 1352 01:19:07,960 --> 01:19:09,353 What's going on? 1353 01:19:09,396 --> 01:19:11,703 No, no, what's happening? 1354 01:19:13,357 --> 01:19:14,532 No! 1355 01:19:19,189 --> 01:19:21,539 No! 1356 01:19:21,582 --> 01:19:22,888 No! 1357 01:19:22,932 --> 01:19:24,020 Dad. 1358 01:19:24,063 --> 01:19:26,065 Son, are you okay? 1359 01:19:26,109 --> 01:19:28,024 Come here. I love you, guys. 1360 01:19:33,507 --> 01:19:36,336 Your evil plan will never succeed, Dark Jokester! 1361 01:19:36,380 --> 01:19:38,469 It already has! 1362 01:19:38,512 --> 01:19:42,429 I wasn't trying to turn your powers to popcorn, you fools! 1363 01:19:42,473 --> 01:19:45,998 It was theatrical deception! 1364 01:19:46,042 --> 01:19:48,827 Of course! The Star Death Krypto Tesseract! 1365 01:19:48,871 --> 01:19:50,786 Dad, you must stop Lisp Luthor 1366 01:19:50,829 --> 01:19:52,700 from draining the sun and save the planet! 1367 01:19:52,744 --> 01:19:54,267 We can take care of this clown. 1368 01:19:54,311 --> 01:19:55,747 Just take mom somewhere safe 1369 01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:57,270 and then destroy the thing on the roof. 1370 01:19:58,706 --> 01:20:01,274 Fly me, Superbat. Fly me like you used to! 1371 01:20:01,318 --> 01:20:02,710 You want me to fly with you, baby? 1372 01:20:02,754 --> 01:20:04,582 Yes, I want to fly so bad! 1373 01:20:04,625 --> 01:20:05,888 I'll fly you in front of everyone. 1374 01:20:12,242 --> 01:20:14,984 Wow, I missed this so much! 1375 01:20:15,027 --> 01:20:16,768 Me too! This is great! 1376 01:20:16,812 --> 01:20:19,162 Oh. Oh, gosh! 1377 01:20:20,598 --> 01:20:23,166 And I thought I was creepy. 1378 01:20:23,209 --> 01:20:24,994 Ew. 1379 01:20:25,037 --> 01:20:26,604 What the heck was that all about? 1380 01:20:26,647 --> 01:20:28,345 Our parents are so weird. 1381 01:20:33,176 --> 01:20:34,220 Who goes first? 1382 01:20:34,264 --> 01:20:35,308 You can go first. 1383 01:20:35,352 --> 01:20:36,657 I always go first! 1384 01:20:36,701 --> 01:20:38,007 But what if he goes for you, first? 1385 01:20:38,050 --> 01:20:39,225 Well, then, I'll block and you hit him. 1386 01:20:39,269 --> 01:20:40,400 And vice versa. Cool? 1387 01:20:40,444 --> 01:20:42,315 Cool. So who goes first? 1388 01:20:42,359 --> 01:20:43,882 He does! 1389 01:20:43,926 --> 01:20:45,449 - Who's going first? - You! 1390 01:20:52,891 --> 01:20:55,328 - That's it? He's really gone? - Mm-hm. 1391 01:20:55,372 --> 01:20:57,026 No matter how strong a man is, 1392 01:20:57,069 --> 01:20:58,679 no matter what his super powers are, 1393 01:20:58,723 --> 01:21:01,465 a direct kick to the nuts will end a fight instantly. 1394 01:21:02,335 --> 01:21:03,989 - Good to know. - Mm-hm. 1395 01:21:06,035 --> 01:21:09,429 Hey, Cap, you gotta go for their huevos rancheros. 1396 01:21:13,216 --> 01:21:15,044 Kick them in the balls! 1397 01:21:27,578 --> 01:21:29,275 I did it! I flew! 1398 01:21:29,319 --> 01:21:31,364 Wow, that was great. 1399 01:21:31,408 --> 01:21:32,626 You wanna do it again? 1400 01:21:32,670 --> 01:21:34,541 - I wanna-- - Come here. Mm. 1401 01:21:38,981 --> 01:21:41,244 Thank you, Jean. You truly are wonderful. 1402 01:21:47,990 --> 01:21:49,426 Go save the world, Superbat. 1403 01:21:50,514 --> 01:21:52,211 I will always be there for you. 1404 01:22:25,984 --> 01:22:27,203 Bingo! 1405 01:22:27,246 --> 01:22:28,769 Whoo! 1406 01:22:28,813 --> 01:22:30,902 - Take that, Luther! - Yeah! 1407 01:22:38,910 --> 01:22:42,522 - Oh, bingo! - Darn you, Superbat! 1408 01:22:42,566 --> 01:22:44,089 Take that, Luther! 1409 01:22:46,048 --> 01:22:49,268 ♪ She's hot stuff when she's Walking down the boulevard ♪ 1410 01:22:49,312 --> 01:22:52,402 ♪ She needs a drink, a smoke And some romance ♪ 1411 01:22:52,445 --> 01:22:56,275 ♪ Yeah, Jenny baby You came to the right band ♪ 1412 01:22:56,319 --> 01:22:59,322 ♪ Jenny wait oh, oh, ooh Wo, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1413 01:22:59,365 --> 01:23:02,629 ♪ Jenny wait, wo, wo, baby 1414 01:23:02,673 --> 01:23:05,981 ♪ Jenny wait oh, oh, ooh Wo, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1415 01:23:17,035 --> 01:23:18,080 Oh, yeah. 1416 01:23:29,874 --> 01:23:32,790 Hello? Where am I? 1417 01:23:33,399 --> 01:23:34,792 Is this... 1418 01:23:34,835 --> 01:23:37,969 Did I become the king of winter? 1419 01:23:38,013 --> 01:23:40,841 Is this my throne room? 1420 01:23:40,885 --> 01:23:44,454 Sir, you're just in shock, but you're in good hands now. 1421 01:23:44,497 --> 01:23:46,934 You had a car thrown at you, but I have good news. 1422 01:23:46,978 --> 01:23:48,066 Yeah? 1423 01:23:51,330 --> 01:23:54,333 Theatrical deception! 1424 01:23:54,377 --> 01:23:56,292 No, please! Don't hurt me! 1425 01:23:56,335 --> 01:23:58,076 Oh, I'm not gonna hurt you. 1426 01:23:58,120 --> 01:24:02,776 I'm just gonna tickle you really, really, bad. 1427 01:24:02,820 --> 01:24:04,996 No! No! 1428 01:24:12,264 --> 01:24:13,309 Stop! 1429 01:24:27,105 --> 01:24:32,110 ♪ Hey, here lies an entity 1430 01:24:32,154 --> 01:24:36,984 ♪ Or is it just A hollow frame? ♪ 1431 01:24:37,028 --> 01:24:40,205 ♪ A firecracker With the fuse pulled out ♪ 1432 01:24:41,685 --> 01:24:45,993 ♪ A shadow in the pouring rain 1433 01:24:46,037 --> 01:24:48,953 ♪ I try, I try to feel it out 1434 01:24:48,996 --> 01:24:50,607 ♪ Feel out, feel out 1435 01:24:50,650 --> 01:24:53,914 ♪ But I drown, drown, drown In all the doubt ♪ 1436 01:24:53,958 --> 01:24:55,525 ♪ Doubt 1437 01:24:55,568 --> 01:24:57,701 ♪ The days are turning 1438 01:24:57,744 --> 01:25:00,138 ♪ The flames are burning 1439 01:25:00,182 --> 01:25:02,314 ♪ Something pull me out Of the way ♪ 1440 01:25:17,721 --> 01:25:19,853 ♪ Well, you tell me What you need ♪ 1441 01:25:19,897 --> 01:25:22,160 ♪ So at the end of the phrase 1442 01:25:22,204 --> 01:25:25,990 ♪ Never quite deliver At the end of the phrase ♪ 1443 01:25:26,033 --> 01:25:29,559 ♪ Any job will do So long as somebody pays ♪ 1444 01:25:29,602 --> 01:25:33,606 ♪ But some exciting steamers Where you spend your day ♪ 1445 01:25:33,650 --> 01:25:37,175 ♪ You battle out your history But it's already won ♪ 1446 01:25:37,219 --> 01:25:41,136 ♪ Can't invoke the mystery When it's already done ♪ 1447 01:25:41,179 --> 01:25:44,748 ♪ Can't recall exactly But you know it was fun ♪ 1448 01:25:44,791 --> 01:25:48,708 ♪ Whether it reminds it Of an alien ♪ 1449 01:25:48,752 --> 01:25:51,233 ♪ Looking through the corners Of the Earth ♪ 1450 01:25:51,276 --> 01:25:55,933 - ♪ Until you find - ♪ A needle 1451 01:25:55,976 --> 01:25:59,589 ♪ In the hay 1452 01:25:59,632 --> 01:26:03,636 ♪ You'll find your needle 1453 01:26:03,680 --> 01:26:06,857 ♪ In the hay 1454 01:26:06,900 --> 01:26:11,166 ♪ Hay 1455 01:26:11,209 --> 01:26:14,647 ♪ Hay 1456 01:26:14,691 --> 01:26:16,083 ♪ Yeah, yeah 1457 01:26:22,525 --> 01:26:24,266 ♪ Yeah we try to kick The present 1458 01:26:24,309 --> 01:26:26,790 ♪ But it's already past 1459 01:26:26,833 --> 01:26:30,620 ♪ Try to throw it out But it just not wanna last ♪ 1460 01:26:30,663 --> 01:26:34,406 ♪ Bees are coming at you And it's feeling too fast ♪ 1461 01:26:34,450 --> 01:26:37,714 ♪ Living in a world That came to raise their glass ♪ 1462 01:26:37,757 --> 01:26:40,804 ♪ A system full Of searching high and low ♪ 1463 01:26:40,847 --> 01:26:45,417 - ♪ Until you find - ♪ A needle 1464 01:26:45,461 --> 01:26:49,160 ♪ In the hay 1465 01:26:49,204 --> 01:26:52,729 ♪ You'll find your needle 1466 01:26:52,772 --> 01:26:56,385 ♪ In the hay 1467 01:26:56,428 --> 01:27:00,650 ♪ Hay 1468 01:27:00,693 --> 01:27:04,262 ♪ Hay 1469 01:27:04,306 --> 01:27:05,524 ♪ Yeah, yeah 1470 01:27:08,135 --> 01:27:09,615 ♪ A needle 1471 01:27:11,748 --> 01:27:13,053 ♪ You'll find 1472 01:27:15,839 --> 01:27:17,057 ♪ A needle 1473 01:27:19,059 --> 01:27:22,933 ♪ Hey, hey, hey 1474 01:27:22,976 --> 01:27:26,806 ♪ Hey, hey, hey 1475 01:27:26,850 --> 01:27:30,680 ♪ Hey, hey, hey 1476 01:27:30,723 --> 01:27:35,337 ♪ Hey, hey, hey 93598