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12 Sherlock Holmes And The Pursuit To Algiers English

Oh, Stimson, thank you for keeping
open so late to take care of us.

Oh, that's quite all right, sir.

This gun is an excellent
selection, Mr. Holmes.

You ought to get
plenty of grouse.

Grouse, silly little birds,

not worth the trouble of
eating after you shoot them.

You wait till you hook into
your first salmon, old boy.

Well, mind you have
everything at Baker Street

first thing in the morning,
Stimson,

because if we're not in Scotland

by the time the
salmon stop running,

the fish will hold Dr. Watson
personally responsible.

I'll have everything at your
rooms first thing in the morning.

Thank you. Good night.

- Good night, sir.
- Good night.

Ah, Scotland.

I shall be glad to get away
from this place.

The smell of heather after rain,

the crisp night air

with the stars shining
clear in the sky.

"A day in the bush
with stars to see,"

were I dip in the river.

There's the life
of a man like me,

- "there's the life forever."
- Huh?

Robert Louis Stevenson.

You heard that rhyme before?

Yes, and many other
lovely irons, too, Watson.

Hello.

Oh, so the old girl has
lost her emeralds, eh?

Now, Holmes, you promised,

no more cases till
our holiday's over.

Don't worry, old fellow,

I was just thinking she was
well rid of her emeralds.

Green was never a becoming
colour to the old trout.

I say, you've dropped
your paper, sir.

I'm afraid you're mistaken.

No mistake, I saw you drop it.

You've just been told, sir,
that you made a mistake.

But it is the
gentleman's paper, sir.

Be off with you, my good man.

Mr. Holmes told you that
he didn't have a paper.

Yes, but I was quite wrong,
I'm so sorry,

that is my paper.

There are times, Holmes,

when your behaviour
is utterly inexplicable.

- Oh.
- I'm sorry, sirs.

May I recommend a visit,
gentlemen?

A visit where, sir?

The best fish and chips
in London.

Fish and chips?

I never eat fish and chips.

My friend doesn't eat
fish and chips.

We loathe fish and chips, sir.

Come to think of it, old fellow,

some fish and chips might
go very well just now.

Thank you for your
suggestion, sir.

Come on, Watson.

Fish and chips, filthy stuff,

I wish we'd brought our cat.

Hello, ducky.

Ah, good evening, gentlemen.

Good evening.

May I suggest that, sir?

26.

No, I think I'll have
some fish and chips.

- And you, sir?
- Just a minute, I haven't decided yet.

We serve the best fish
and chips in London, sir.

Make it two, will you?

I think I'll have an order of...

Oh, gone?

I ordered for both of us.

What'd you order for me?

- Fish and chips.
- Fish and chips, huh.

Nice place you brought
me to, I must say.

I say, take a look at
this fish bone.

Where?

Right in my soup.

A fine thing, it might
have stuck in my throat.

- Just a moment.
- Fish bones.

I'd rather eat in an alley.

Go on and eat in an alley, then.

That's where you
probably belong.

Likely as not
we'll both be poisoned.

What's up, Holmes?

I don't know... yet,

but something definitely is.

Thank you.

Fish bones.

Fellow probably was right.

Looks like something
one might find in an alley.

- That's it.
- What's it?

Fishbone Alley, of course.

What's the price
got to do with it?

It's not the price,
it's the numerals,

2, 6, number 26, Fishbone Alley.

Everything these last few
minutes has been directed

towards giving us that address.

Oh, come, Holmes, who on earth

- would go to all that troub...
- Shh.

The Duchess' photograph,

Duchess Brookdale's house,
Barkley Square.

About 8:00 o'clock last night...

I've got it, 8:00 o'clock.

But you said you weren't
interested in

the old trout's emeralds.

- I'm not.
- Well?

We've just been invited
rather surreptitiously.

I meant to appear at number 26 Fishbone
Alley at 8:00 o'clock tonight.

Mumbo jumbo if you ask me,

probably no such place
as Fishbone Alley.

Oh, yes, there is;
It's off Mount Street.

7:45, we've just got
time if we walk briskly.

Good night, ducky.

Look here, Holmes,

you're not thinking of
going there, are you?

Naturally, someone must
want to see us rather badly

if they've gone to
all that trouble.

But hang on; It may be a trap!

Well, if it is, at least it
promises to be interesting one.

[clock bell ringing]

Sinister looking place.

See that?

They're expecting us.

Look out, Holmes, be careful.

Won't you go in, gentlemen?

Thank you.

Please forgive the
somewhat odd way

in which we've summoned you,
Mr. Holmes.

The method was ingenious.

I'm sure you must have a reason.

Briefly, we wish to
engage your services

to take someone from England

and deliver him to a place
we shall designate.

And the name of this person?

That I'm not at liberty
to divulge.

Gentlemen, I'm not accustomed
to working in the dark,

I bid you goodnight.

Mr. Holmes, one moment, please.

We are prepared to pay any
sum you name, Mr. Holmes.

I assure you this is a matter
of international importance.

My dear sir, I realized that,

when I encounter the
Prime Minister of Rovenia

lurking outside an
oyster bar in Soho

apparently for the sole purpose

of stimulating my appetite
for fish and chips!

You deserve your
reputation, sir.

I take it that you brought me
here on a matter pertaining to

the death of
His Majesty King Stefan

in an auto mobile
accident last week.

His Majesty was not killed

in an auto mobile
accident, Mr. Holmes,

he was assassinated.

It's a great loss to the
whole democratic world.

- Won't you sit down, Mr. Holmes.
- Thank you.

Thatcher.

Permit me, gentlemen,
to introduce my colleagues,

Anton Petzfall
and Matias Churney.

How do you do?
My associate Dr. Watson?

- How do you do, gentlemen?
- How do you do?

Mr. Holmes?

Thank you.

- Dr. Watson?
- Thank you, sir.

- A glass of wine, gentlemen?
- No, thank you.

For several years now,
a powerful group has been

seeking to gain control of
Rovenia for personal gain.

The assassination of His Majesty

was their first step
in that direction.

It is to prevent the second
step that we have sent for you.

For the sake of our people,

it is imperative that
King Stephan's son Nikolas

be returned safely
to his country.

- Is he here in England?
- Oh, yes.

His Majesty has been educated

at one of your public schools.

A wise move, sir.
Sound, very sound.

Do you feel that you yourselves

are unequal to your task?

We're up against a
clever and ruthless group

to whom we are all well known.

Are they aware of
His Majesty's identity?

No, no one knows but ourselves.

His Majesty was
brought to England

as a child incognito.

Do you have any plans
for his return to Rovenia?

We have a plane and
retinues to leave tonight.

However, several steps will
be necessary on route,

and at any one of these stops.

His Majesty's life
may be attempted.

Mr. Holmes, for the sake
not only of our country,

but for liberty and good
government everywhere,

we implore you to
undertake this mission.

Well, now, Holmes, you've
given us your promise.

You need a rest, you know, you've
not been up the mark lately.

I'm afraid we'll have to
postpone our holiday, Watson.

- But think of your health?
- Sorry, old fellow.

Gentlemen, in the interest
of democratic government,

I shall be happy to do my utmost

to see that His Majesty
reaches Rovenia in safety.

We thank you, Mr. Holmes.

Now, if we are to leave
tonight, time is short

and there are certain
precautionary measures

that I should like to
discuss with you.

Watson, old fellow, come along.

Will you excuse us?

Come along, old chap.

I suggest that you
return to Baker Street,

pack a bag

and have a car ready
to take us to the plane.

Holmes, I don't like
the whole business.

- Now don't get lost, goodnight.
- Lost? I don't get lost...

Now, gentlemen,
may I have your attention?

Certainly a forsaken
spot for an airfield.

Certainly is.

I feel like one of the
Babes in the Woods.

Lookout Holmes, who's that?

I imagine we've
reached our destination.

Everything is ready, Mr. Holmes.

Follow me.

Your Highness,

may I present
Mr. Sherlock Holmes.

How do you do, sir?

- And Dr. Watson.
- How do you do, sir?

Delighted to meet you gentlemen.

I appreciate your kindness
in undertaking this mission.

Not at all, sir.

I am sorry, Dr. Watson,

but I am afraid
you will not be able

to accompany
Mr. Holmes after all.

The plane we had expected to use

developed engine trouble,

and this as you see
is only a three-seater.

Well, just a minute, sir.
Where Holmes goes, I go too.

Well, I know, I know, but...

Well, first we lose
our holiday, now this.

I don't like your going
off alone, Holmes,

I don't like it at all.

Come, now, Watson,
whatever we must do

in a good cause must be done.

Look here, Rovenia isn't very
far from the Mediterranean

and it has some
excellent fishing.

Why don't you take a boat,
I'll meet you there.

We'll have our holiday
after all?

Come to think of it, there's a boat
sailing for the Mediterranean tomorrow,

the Friesland, Swedish African
line, cargo and passenger.

I have some influence
with the directors.

Well, that's very kind
of you, sir.

It's not just that I mind giving up
our fishing, Holmes, you know that,

but hang it all,
I want to be of some use.

- And you can be, definitely.
- I can be?

Would you excuse us, sir?

Over here.

Watson,

I don't like this
convenient accident.

Too many people seem
to be in on this secret.

When our antagonists
discover we've separated,

it's more than likely
you'll be followed,

so I want you to make yourself
as conspicuous as possible.

Decoy, eh?

Sort of sitting duck.

That's right, old fellow.

Be on your guard constantly.

Be wary of strangers,
and whatever you do,

don't breathe a word
regarding my whereabouts.

Don't you worry, Holmes,
you can trust me.

I know I can.

- So long, old fellow.
- We must hurry, Mr. Holmes.

I don't like it.

My name's Watson, Dr. Watson.

Oh, yes, Dr. Watson.

I'm very glad to have
you on board, sir.

My name is
Johansson, the purser.

- Good morning. Good morning.
- May I?

- Will you take Dr. Watson's baggage to Cabin 8, please?
- Yes, sir.

- Sanford will be your steward.
- Good, good.

Have you a cabin trunk, sir?

Naturally, one doesn't
go to the Mediterranean

without a change of linen.

Quite so, sir.

Be careful of those fishing
rods, young fellow, my lad.

Very good, sir.

Your cabin is very
comfortably located

on the port side
of the ship, sir.

- Good, I hope I have a nice reading...
- Excuse me.

Purser, has anybody
been asking for me?

Why, no, Ms. Woodbury,
not as far as I know.

Oh, may I introduce
Dr. Watson, Ms. Woodbury.

- How do you do?
- How do you do?

Ms. Woodbury's quite
a singer, you know.

She will be with us all
the way to Alexandria.

Splendid, I used to
sing a bit myself,

Songs Like
Lock Lomond and some...

Pardon me, sir,
you're wanted in the lounge.

- Oh, excuse me.
- Certainly.

You must sing it to me sometime.

Ha, ha, ha.

Is this your first trip
to the East, Ms. Woodbury?

Yes, and I'm tickled to death.

- American?
- Brooklyn.

- Brooklyn.
- Yes, Brooklyn.

I've been wondering,
are you The Dr. Watson?

Well, I'm Dr. Watson
of 221 B, Baker Street.

The one who is associated
with Sherlock Holmes?

Holmes and I have
been associated

on quite a number of cases.

Is Mr. Holmes with you
on this trip?

- No, as a matter of fact, he's gone...
- Gone where?

Oh, he won't be long with us,

he's a very busy man...

You know he rely's on me,

he came to see me
off to the station,

he said, "Watson,
I shall be lost without you."

Oh, I'm so sorry he isn't here.

You see, I've heard so much
about his work, and yours.

Oh, perhaps someday
you'll let me give you

an insight on some of our
most interesting cases.

Oh, Reggie, - Who?

Oh, excuse me.

Reggie?

I was afraid you wouldn't get
here in time to see me off.

Here you are, Sheila,
and try not to lose it again.

Heavens, where was it!

I thought it was in my cabin.

You left it in my office
yesterday.

Now try to hold onto it.

I don't imagine it'd be
very easy

to replace those arrangements
in Alexandria.

You can forget your music more often
than any singer I've ever managed.

I should have a secretary.

All ashore! All visitors ashore!

That might be a slight hint.

Oh, you'll find Hassan
a nice chap to work for.

I hope I make good.

[ships horn blowing]

You will, good luck.

Thank you.

And don't lose it again.

Oh, don't worry,

I won't let it out
of my sight this time.

Sorry, sir, you'll have
to go ashore now.

Goodbye, Reggie.

[ships horn blowing]

I make it a rule to take a
three-mile hike before each meal.

Keeps one fit,
stimulates the digestion.

That and a glass of milk.

As I was saying, she
was in wonderful voice.

I shall never forget that
last night at the old Adelphia.

Pull down now to
make way for a cinema.

Heartbreaking.

Where would we be
without the cow, Doctor?

The cow?
I haven't the faintest idea.

I'm sure Mr. Arnold
here would be happy

to help me in organizing
deck games,

shuffle-board, deck tennis,

medicine ball, hiking.

Should I put you down for the three-mile
hike before lunch, Dr. Watson?

No, thank you very much.

I prefer to sit down
before my meals.

Relax and have
a glass of sherry.

Like Ferdinand the Bull.

I am on a holiday.

How does that little tune go?

Let me see,
I'll think of it in a minute.

Incorrigible.

I have it...

[singing melody]

Ha, ha, that's it.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Then I'll put you down for the
three-mile hike before each meal?

Yours?

Thank you yes,

there's a bag goes with it.

[bell ringing] Thank you.

Oh, lunch.

There's nothing like salt
air to give one an appetite.

Don't you agree, Mr. Arnold?

So long, ducky, see you later.

Aren't you coming, Dr. Watson?

- No, my dear, I'll join you later.
- All right.

What would Holmes do?

I said sherry, Steward.

Carrying a revolver,
very suspicious.

And I tell you, so long as no one
on the boat knows of our mission...

Things can't be kept
quiet indefinitely.

Certain factions are
still fanatically loyal

to their royal line, you know.

For enough money
the people will forget

there ever was such a King.

And once we have the body...

Shh.

- Doctor?
- Hi.

Small Gray plane,

two white stripes.

No!

It can't be true!

Holmes,

Holmes gone!

Dr. Watson?

I beg your pardon, Dr. Watson?

What is it?

I'm sorry to bother you, sir,

but there's a gentleman
quite ill in Cabin 7.

The captain asked if
you'd mind seeing him.

No, no, I can't see anyone now.

Well, we have no
doctor aboard, sir.

I've retired from practice.

Well, the captain
requested it, sir.

The captain?

- Oh, where is he?
- If you'll just follow me.

It's the cabin
adjoining yours, sir.

Right this way, sir.

The doctor is here, sir.

Is it serious, doctor?

Oh, dear, dear, dear,
can't you see I'm busy?

Thank you, Sanford.

Holmes!

But the wireless said
your plane crashed!

No survivors!

- It was shot down, Watson.
- I don't understand.

I'm terribly sorry, old fellow.

I meant you to know the truth

at the earliest possible moment,

but as you know,

I have a dislike of plans
made by other people.

They have a habit of
becoming too widely known,

and that convenient accident
of the original plane

merely confirmed my suspicion.

- You mean you intended to take the boat all along?
- Certainly,

I made the arrangements
with the Prime Minister

while you were at
Baker Street packing.

Well, why didn't you tell me?

Why let me make
a fool of myself?

You didn't make
a fool of yourself.

No one could possibly have known

from your manner
in coming aboard

that our young friend here and I

were lying hidden below
until the ship sailed.

Your Majesty!

You mean, your nephew,
Nikolas Watson.

What?

Oh, yes, yes, of course,
yes, yes, of course.

That's my nephew, Nikolas.

As I suspected, old fellow,

our enemies acted
promptly and ruthlessly

and it's only a matter of time

until they find the
wreckage of the plane

and discover
that we're not on it.

Well, let me explain
something, Holmes.

There's a woman on board

who carries a revolver
in her handbag.

She calls herself Dunham,
Miss Agatha Dunham.

If she's a she.

From the looks of it, I wouldn't be
surprised if it's a man dressed up.

Oh, it's not very
uncommon for a woman

travelling alone
to carry a revolver.

Yes, but there's
another thing, Holmes.

I just heard a very
suspicious conversation

between two men
in the smoking room.

Something about
a fanatical faction

and the body of a king.

Oh, hmm.

I had hoped my strategy might give
us breathing space for a day or two.

What do you propose to do,
Holmes?

I... I've made
arrangements to hand

Nikolas over to
his friends in Algiers,

the ships first stop.

They have the means to ensure the
completion of his journey and safety.

After which you and Dr. Watson

will be able to continue with
your interrupted holiday.

After which we shall both
need some relaxation.

From the look of it, old
fellow, you've already started.

What do you mean, Holmes?

Along the lines of
relaxation, I mean.

Brunette, young, beautiful.

As a matter of fact
you're right,

but how did you know?

Brunette.

And I pay sufficient
credit to your good taste,

to take the
beautiful for granted.

Singing Now, if a
girl and boy should meet,

would you think it indiscreet

if they had a friendly chat.

I'm sure you'd find

there isn't any harm in that.

If they met again at 4:00,

had a cup of tea or more,

then he said he liked your hat,

I'm sure you'd find

there isn't any harm in that.

He holds your hand,

he thinks you're grand,

love takes command.

Before he's through,

it's I love you.

Now, if the girl should
lose her head

and the boy and girl should wed,

and they take a furnished flat,

so what?

That's great,

there isn't any harm in that.

Ha, ha, ha, delightful,
very delightful.

Now, how about that surprise
you said you had for me?

Oh, you'll see in time.

But first of all you must
keep your promise.

You said you'd sing, "Flow
Gently Sweet Afton" for me.

Oh, all right,
if you really want me too.

Oh, of course I do.

I wonder if you'd hand
me my music case, please?

Oh, here it is.

Oh, I may say! So sorry.

That's all right.

- Hope I didn't hurt you?
- No, no.

Ah, here is my surprise.

May I introduce my nephew,
Mr. Nikolas Watson?

- How do you do?
- How do you do?

And my friend,
Mr. Sherlock Holmes.

How do you do?

Oh, I...

Excuse me.

- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Excuse me.

Really, Watson, I've never
thought of myself as handsome,

but that's the
first time in my life

that a woman has run
away at the sight of me.

Hang it all, Holmes,
something must be wrong.

Obviously, can I have a sherry?

- Please.
- No, thanks.

Did you tell her I was on board?

No, no, I just told her tonight

that I had a surprise for her.

That seems to be rather
an understatement.

- Two sherries, please.
- Yes, sir.

I don't understand it, Holmes.

She seems too nice a girl.

She sings charmingly.

My dear fellow, musical talent
is hardly evidence of innocence.

As a matter of fact,
the late Professor Moriarty

was a virtuoso on the bassoon.

Thank you.

Incidentally,
under no circumstances

is Nikolas to be left alone,
at any time or for any reason.

Oh, what are you
going to do, Holmes?

Normal, nothing.

I shall leave the first
move to my antagonists.

Cheers.

[ships horn blowing]

Good morning, everybody.

Good morning, my dear.

Not that it is a
very good morning.

Well, at least it's
mysterious and attractive,

not all dirty and sinister
like a London fog.

[ships horn blowing]
Blasted noise,

- kept me awake half the night.
- Oh, that's too bad.

Would you be interested in
a stroll around the deck?

- I'd like to but ah...
- Well, come along, then.

Watson, I think a walk
on the deck, is indicated.

Not for me...

Oh, yes of course,

nothing like a good hike
for the digestion.

That's funny,
they can't have gone far.

Can't see a thing.

[Morse code beeping]

I don't dare entrust a message
like that to the wireless,

it might fall into
the wrong hands.

Well, unless we
should get in touch

with someone
in authority at once.

I do know there should be
three bodies, not just one.

We were told to use our own
judgement about the best way to...

Pardon me, gentlemen,

have you by any chance
seen Ms. Woodbury and...

Sorry, we haven't.

That's very rude.

[ships horn blowing]

Nikolas?

[ships horn blowing]

Good morning, ducky.

Good morning, you're looking
depressingly healthy.

Rather.

Three-mile hike before
each meal, old boy.

I know, good for the digestion.

You haven't by any chance seen.

Ms. Woodbury and
my nephew, have you?

Don't tell me you've lost
the dear boy.

The question is not
have I lost the dear boy,

but have you seen him?

Come, doctor
a-hunting we will go.

But I've already been this way.

You know, there's
something fascinating

about fog at sea.

Gets you just as wet.

It really is thick, isn't it?

You can hardly see the water.

It looks ominous.

Yes, doesn't it?

You're right about it being wet.

You know, I have a feeling
my nose is a sight.

- It's a very pretty nose.
- Oh, liar!

Oh, look out.

Oh, well, thank you, I...

Isn't it lucky you were here?

Yes, isn't it?

You, you startled me.

I thought you were
deep in your chess game.

Oh, the lost is found, Doctor.

- Sorry, Holmes, it was a fog.
- Yes, so I observed.

It's colder out here
than I thought.

Come, my dear, a good brisk
hike will do you good.

I'm sure the Doctor
doesn't wish to continue

now that he's found
the dear boy.

It appears that someone
has been careless, Watson.

Singing Cross my heart,

I always will love you,

put nothing above you,

cross my heart.

Cross my heart,

I'll hold you forever.

I promise we'll never will part.

With you the trees in winter

will look green to me.

What you will mean to me

can never be torn.

Cross my heart,

your vision will guide me,

deep down here inside me.

What's up?

Excuse me.

Excuse me, will you?

Nikolas.

- Something wrong?
- Excuse me, please.

- We're off Lisbon.
- Lisbon?

We're not supposed to
stop there, are we?

I rather fancied we'd be getting

some unexpected passengers
aboard about now.

Yes, I think added caution
is indicated.

In the last 24 hours
they've undoubtedly

discovered that
we're not on that plane

and we are on this ship.

Those fellows Kingston and Jerry

were outside the
wireless room today.

They said something about communicating
with someone in authority.

- Could they...
- Possibly.

Nikolas, Dr. Watson and
I are going on deck again.

I'm rather anxious to see
who's coming aboard.

Lock the door, will you, and don't open
it except for Dr. Watson or myself.

Right.

- Going on deck, sir?
- Yes, breath of fresh air.

I see, sir.

Holmes, did it occur to you that the
steward behaved rather suspiciously?

Quite.

I understand we stopped
to take on some cargo.

- Yes, three passengers.
- Yes.

Oh, Mr. Holmes, you startled me.

Hello.

Did you see three
men have come aboard?

It's what Ms. Woodbury
just informed us.

Lisbon, beautiful city.

Too bad we shan't have a
chance to pay it a visit.

La muerte de playa,
la castle de George.

The cloisters of the Geronimo's.

The Tower of Belém.

One of the most
fascinating examples

of Moorish architecture
I've ever seen.

Good evening.

Mr. Holmes, is it not?

Good evening. I'm afraid you
have the advantage of me.

Oh, that's the price
of fame, Mr. Holmes.

Who on earth's that?

I don't know,

but I've seen his face
before somewhere.

[ships horn blowing]

Mirko!

I think, Watson, we'd better
get back to your nephew.

This way, it's quicker.

Who's there?

It's I, Holmes.

Nikolas, I want you to
move in with Dr. Watson

until we reach our
destination, understand?

Certainly, Mr. Holmes.

I should think you'd want
to keep him under your eye?

I would if it...
weren't for that

I think Nikolas will be
safer in an inside cabin.

A porthole opening onto
the promenade deck

is apt to offer
too many temptations

to the three gentlemen in
the cabin opposite ours,

or anyone else who
might be interested.

[knock on door]

Yes?

Is there anything you require
before retiring, sir?

- Nothing, thank you, Sanford, good night.
- Good night, sir.

Holmes, I... I don't
trust that fellow.

[ships bell ringing]

Yes?

- Oh, good morning, Sanford.
- Good morning, sir.

Put that down over there,
will you.

Breakfast will be served
in half an hour.

Coffee.

I don't see how you
can drink the stuff.

I never could stand it myself.

Everyone in my country
drinks coffee.

My dear Nikolas,
apparently you don't realize

that it's tea that has
made the British Empire

and Watson what they are today.

Well, we're both in pretty
good shape, aren't we?

I thought it was the playing fields
of Eaton that were responsible.

No, no, no,
it was the Battle of Waterloo.

Scummy looking stuff,
even for coffee.

Looks as if the cream
had gone sour.

- Don't drink it!
- Why not? What's wrong?

Mm, it's fortunate that you take
cream with your coffee, Nikolas.

I... I don't understand!

It happens to be an idiosyncrasy
of the cyanic acid group

it breaks up fat
in the globules.

Cyanic acid?

Do you mean to say that
Nikolas was almost poisoned

before our very eyes?

If it hadn't been for the
telltale appearance of the cream.

Cold-blooded murder!

Men who have engineered
one assassination, Watson,

will not stop at another.

I owe you my life, Mr. Holmes.

No, not me, Dr. Watson,

with his keen sense
of observation.

Oh, thank you, Holmes.

Has it occurred to you
that steward chap

was the only one who knows
that you and I take tea

and he takes coffee?

You don't suppose Sheila?

Possibly, poison is a
woman's weapon.

A woman's weapon?

They might include
that Dunham woman

if she is a woman.

Mm-hmm.

Mustn't overlook that
little bearded fellow

and his goggle-eyed friend.

And don't forget the
three charming gentlemen

who came aboard last night.

Good shot, Watson!

Oh, thanks, old fellow.

Was lucky, Dr. Watson.

Not luck, skill, Mr. Merner.

Mirko if you don't mind,
M-i-r-k-o.

Oh, sorry, old bean.

Your turn, Mr. Holmes.

You've um, you've left
your man unguarded.

I don't think so.

It will be more difficult to
take him off than it appears.

Your turn, Mr. Gregor.

Oh, tough luck, partner.

Unfortunate.

And yet sometimes to
leave a man unguarded

may be a skilful trap
for one's opponents.

You flatter me, Mr. Gregor.

I'm not as clever
a player as that.

You're too modest, Mr. Holmes.

Mirko is most accurate.

I'm afraid I'm not
giving him much help.

Are you conceding
defeat then, Mr. Holmes?

Oh, certainly not.

One always prefers to win.

Even when the price
of victory is too high?

Of course, that all depends on
the price one's willing to pay.

Well, that's it, Mr. Mirko.

I'm afraid we're too
good for you, old man.

Yes, Mr. Holmes and I,
shall have to send the drinks.

After your skilful playing,
Mr. Mirko,

I wouldn't think
of penalizing you.

The drinks shall be on me.

You are a good loser,
Mr. Holmes.

- I suggest we all meet in the lounge after dinner.
- Right.

Thank you for the game,
gentlemen.

Pleasure was ours, Mr. Holmes.

Oh, now we can really see it.

The Rock of Gibraltar.

We'll be getting to the
Mediterranean soon, Holmes.

Now that you have failed
to warn Holmes off,

our only safety lies
in first eliminating him.

But Holmes is not our objective.

No, but he stands between
us and our objective.

It seems such a pity to
eliminate Sherlock Holmes.

You may accuse me of being
unduly tender-hearted,

but to destroy so great a man
in order to reach our target...

But the target we must reach
before we arrive at Algiers.

There's still plenty of time.

You're right, of course.

- I should like to have given Holmes a chance, but...
- Good.

Then tonight
it'll be done my way.

You really enjoy your work,
don't you, Mirko?

I promise you Mirko is
more than competent.

We cannot afford
to take chances.

And Nikolas must be disposed
of before we reach Algiers.

That's because you
don't know Mirko.

I've used him before, and I
promise you, he never fails.

Because your strong-arm methods
are apt to be too noisy.

With Mirko it's
swift and silent.

Understand?

Satisfied?

I'm sure Mr. Gubeck
is convinced.

Good evening, gentlemen.

- Good evening.
- Good evening.

Mr. Mirko insists that
losers pay off the bet.

We'd be delighted.

Won't you sit down?

What will you have?

- A brandy I think.
- Brandy.

Whisky and soda for me.

Steward, whiskey and soda
and three brandies, please.

Pay nothing for losing the game.

No ice in mine, Steward.

I can't think why you ruin good
whiskey by putting ice in it.

You see, Mr. Holmes,
losing the game

always carries a penalty,
sometimes greater than others.

Well, if one isn't willing
to pay the penalty,

one shouldn't play the game.

Thank you.

To your health, and long life.

Thank you.

I think I'll turn in now.

Oh, what happened to
your charming companion?

She said she had a headache
and went to her cabin.

I think it's time
we all turned in.

Gentlemen, I bid you goodnight.

Twenty past 10:00,
it's a good idea.

Goodnight.

- Goodnight.
- Goodnight, gentlemen.

Sit down.

There's no hurry.

[ships bell ringing]

So what do we do now, Gergor.

My dear Mirko,
time to cultivate patience.

It's so much safer.

He turned out the light.

I promise you I shall not fail.

Agh!

Oh, how unfortunate, Mr. Mirko.

These porthole covers are
notoriously treacherous.

I'm afraid you've
broken your wrist!

You, you pig!

You shouldn't have played
shuffle-board today, you know.

When I saw that skilful hand

and unerringly
accurate eye of yours,

I remembered the
Circus of Medlano, in Paris,

and your amazing exhibition
of Knife throwing.

Goodnight.

Oh, good morning, Mr. Holmes.

Oh, there you are.

- Good morning.
- Good morning, Mr. Gregor.

I heard of your friend's
unfortunate accident.

Will you please
convey my sympathy?

It may take a long time to heal.

You have to have patience,
you know.

I was explaining the
advantage of patience to...

to Mr. Mirko only last night.

Now me, I am a very
patient man myself,

and I always believe the
result well worth waiting for,

don't you agree, Mr. Holmes?

Patience has advantages
under certain conditions.

We are in accord, Mr. Holmes.

Yes, aren't we!

That fellow Mirko said
he slipped and fell down

while walking around the deck
at 3:00 o'clock in the morning.

Drunk most, probably.

Possibly.

He's got a nasty fracture.

Took me over an hour to set.

I've got no sleep again.

Most regrettable,

too bad you couldn't
blame it on your insomnia.

Insomnia?

You know I always
sleep like a top.

Well, I don't think either of us

is going to get
much sleep tonight.

Oh, you mean that woman's party?

Silly creature.

What on earth does she
want to give a party for?

It wasn't referring to
Mrs. Dunhams' party, Watson,

deadly, as that will
undoubtedly be.

No, this is the last opportunity
our three friends will have

to prevent our successfully
carrying out our mission.

We arrive at Algiers
late tonight.

Good morning, my dear.

I should say the young lady

isn't looking forward
to arriving in Algiers

with any real great pleasure.

Do you notice, Watson,

she hasn't let her music
case out of her sight

since our first meeting?

Well, now that you
mention it, yes.

I want you to ask her to sing,
"Flow Gently Sweet Afton."

if she makes an excuse,

ask her if the music
is in that case,

leave the rest to me.

You will see an
interesting reaction.

I'll do it right now.

I still haven't heard
"Flow Gently Sweet Afton".

You promised to sing
it for me, you know.

Oh, I'm sorry, I'm afraid I
don't know it from memory.

No, no, no, I won't
take no for an answer.

Perhaps you put the music
for it here in your case.

I'm afraid I don't
feel like singing.

I beg your pardon?

What did I tell you.
Interesting, isn't it?

Interesting.

By Jove he's right.

Don't come any nearer.
If you do, I'll...

I won't come any nearer,
I promise.

But may I talk to you?

My dear, Sheila.

I don't know yet

just what you're in
such mortal terror of,

but I'm sure that
whatever it is,

you are an innocent victim.

I don't know what
you're talking...

Well,

to begin with, the way you
acted the first time you saw me

was a bit of a blow
to my vanity, you know.

Men are such vain
creatures, aren't they?

So I prefer to think
that it was something

unexpected that you found
in your music case

that caused you to
react in such fashion.

I saw nothing.

Oh, come now, you must have.

And so since the quickest
way to relieve fear

is to share the cause of it
with someone else,

please forgive me if
I attempt to find out

just what it is that your
music case contains.

- But I told you...
- Wait a minute.

Come along, won't you. Please.

Won't you sit down, please?

Now, it's unlikely to
be important documents,

since to know their significance

you'd do need a time
to examine them.

But there is one thing

which is small enough
to be easily concealed

and which is highly valuable,

a jewel or jewels.

Then...

then there's this fellow Hassan

in whose café you've been
engaged as an entertainer.

He's been suspected for years

by the police of two continents

as the largest receiver of
stolen goods in the Near East.

So... circumstances
would indicate

the jewels you found
in your music case

are both stolen and
extremely valuable.

And since there
have been no other

important robberies in London

for some considerable time,

I venture to say that
you're carrying the...

The Duchess Brookdales'
emeralds.

Am I right?

You're quite right, Mr. Holmes.

May I?

I left the briefcase
in my manager's office.

He brought it to me
just before we sailed.

Yes,

so Dr. Watson informed me.

I recognized the emeralds from
the newspaper description.

Oh, Mr. Holmes,
I've been so frightened.

Don't worry, my dear.

Don't worry.

I'll return the necklace.

And I assure that the reward the
insurance company has offered is yours

and will more than make up to
you for any loss you may incur

by the cancellation
of the Hassan contract,

- and will enable you to go home to...
- Brooklyn.

Brooklyn.

Well, I knew a most charming
man who lived there once.

He's now a resident
in Sing Sing prison.

You know, I'm not going
to have to carry

this briefcase around
with me any more.

How can I ever thank you?

If you really must thank me,

please do so by singing Dr. Watson's
song for him, will you?

You're a darling.

Extraordinary sight.

Elementary, my dear fellow,
and very pleasant.

Singing Flow gently Sweet Afton,

among thy green braes.

Flow gently, I sing thee

a song in thy praise.

My Mary's asleep

by the murmuring stream.

Flow, gently Sweet Afton,

disturb not her dream...

- Good evening.
- Good evening.

Oh, that looks
very nice, Steward.

- May I help you?
- No, I want to put these favours around myself.

I want to rearrange the seating.

See, I'm using them
as place cards.

And I put the name on each.

That nice, fat gentleman,
it was his suggestion.

I hope nothing goes wrong.

Nothing will go wrong
this time, my dear Mirko.

Thank you, that was charming.

I love that old song.

Now you must sing for me,
Doctor,

you promised you know.

Well, if you like.
I haven't sung for some time.

There's nobody here.

Remember, you told me you
used to sing a song of...

- What was it, Loch Lomond?
- Yes.

C'mon now, Doctor,
just to please me.

Singing By young bonnie banks

and by young bonnie braes.

Where the sun shines
bright on Loch Lomond...

Nikolas.

Dr. Watson.

And this is me.

There, I think that's done.

Now, I'm going to have a
few words with the chef

to make sure everything's
taken care of.

May I show you the way?

Thank you.

Hardly any difference.

But me and my true love,

we'll never meet again

on the bonnie, bonnie banks
of Loch Lomond.

Bravo, Watson, bravo.

I look forward to seeing
you at the Opera Hall.

I didn't know you were there.

Seems my voice is a bit rusty.

You're just being modest,
Dr. Watson,

it was delightful. Eh, Childre?

Oh, delightful.

My dear Kingston, why would they
have constructed it so large

if it were not to
accommodate city volumes...

Oh, Watson,

have you met
Mr. Kingston and Mr. Childre?

I've seen them about.

Mr. Kingston and Mr. Childre
are archaeologists.

They're going to Egypt
to excavate a tomb.

And we've just
received a wireless

- that the British government...
- Egyptian.

Egyptian government has
granted its permission.

Congratulations.

Archaeologists,

they might have been
dug up themselves.

- Watson, please.
- Oh, sorry.

Was that you singing, ducky?

I could hear you in the galley.

Capital. Really, it was.
What was it.

- Well, it was...
- Oh, it doesn't matter.

Well, is everybody ready?

The festival awaits.

We'll have a wonderful
time, ducky.

You'll observe that we
rearranged the seating order.

See, ducky, you're
this end, next to me.

You are at the other
end of the table.

I'm not going to let
you off, you know.

Let me off what?

This is our last night together,

and you've been promising
the whole voyage

to tell me about one of
Sherlock Holmes' adventures.

Please do.

- Oh, isn't it a little early?
- No.

Hadn't we ought to
wait till after dinner?

Well, why not start now?

All right, now, well, let's see.

Did any of you ever hear of

the Giant Rat of Sumatra?

No, but it sounds
terribly gruesome.

It certainly was,

it never got in the
papers at the time,

too delicate a matter.

I don't suppose it'll do
any harm to tell it now.

It all began one
evening in Baker Street.

Holmes and I were
sitting in our rooms

when suddenly the
door opened slowly,

and in walked...

Sit down,
you're quite safe here.

I wish it would happen,
I don't like the suspense.

My dear Mirko,
as I have said before,

patience is an
admirable quality.

You should cultivate it.

One of the old pea soupers,
they're rare these...

Now, I hope you all understand

the topography of the place.

It's important,
devilishly important.

Now, let's see if
I can get it straight.

- Between these two knives is the Thames.
- That's right, the Thames.

- And the curette is the warehouse.
- The warehouse, that's right.

This boat is the salt server.

No, this salt server
is a boat, of course.

Oh, the salt server is the
boat, of course.

No, no, no. The salt server
is the boat.

Come on, Sheila,
where's your hat?

Oh, I'm sorry, I was listening
to your uncle's story. Here.

Oh, dear, nothing happened.

Here, take mine.

Oh, oh, no, you don't.

No, this time I'm not
taking any chances,

I'm going to do it all myself.

Wait a minute.

I don't think there's
a hat in that one.

Why don't you take mine.
I never wear paper hats.

Oh, well, thank you, Mr. Holmes.

But I'm sorry you
won't wear it yourself,

I'm sure it'd be very becoming.

As I was saying,

Holmes and I
crept down the alley

between the sinister
looking warehouses.

This stalk of celery is Holmes

- and this bit of cheese is me.
- Oh, ducky.

But when we reach
the end of the alley,

it was a blank wall, so we
had to retrace our steps.

There was nothing else to do.

- Was it a high wall?
- High, it was about six foot high.

I tried to climb it,
I said to Holmes

it was absolutely ludicrous,

so he said to me, Watson,
there's nothing else for it,

and back we turned,
and down we went again.

Something has gone wrong.

- They've been down there.
- Be quiet.

It's that Holmes I tell you.

We should have got rid of him.

Stay... stay here.

- Good evening, Mr. Holmes.
- Good evening.

Party over so soon?

No, I don't think so.

I imagine the festivities
are in full swing.

I just don't happen
to be much of a hand

at small talk
and pap... paper hats.

Oh, that's too bad.

Now me, I always enjoy
that sort of thing.

Really?

Then perhaps you'd like a
paper hat as a souvenir.

This one was at
Watson's nephew's place.

I'm sure he'd like you
to have it.

Not interested?

Oh, very well.

[explosion]

That's curious.

Good evening, Mr. Mirko.

"Nothing will go wrong,
this time, my dear Mirko."

and after a desperate
chase up the river

and the police launched Lestrade

finally apprehended the
missing soft of Wapping.

The freighter was thrown
out to sea and blown up.

And London, all England
for that matter,

was saved from the
terrible menace

of the Giant Rat of Sumatra.

Oh, thank you very much.

I don't think I left
anything out, did I, Holmes?

I beg your pardon.

You're not listening
very closely?

I asked you if I
omitted anything.

I don't think so.

Nothing ever escapes
your eagle eye.

Oh, really, thanks a lot.

Oh, here's my soup at last.

Getting hungry.

- Cheerio.
- Hi.

I can't believe this
is our last night.

It's funny, I can't, either.

Archaeologists,

going about like a
couple of conspirators.

You notice, Watson,
that our three friends

are conspicuous
by their absence?

Oh, now that you mentioned it,

I don't see them anywhere about.

Hello, we stopped.

Yes, we're off Algiers at last.

Thank heavens for that.

We haven't yet delivered
His Majesty in safety.

I'm afraid I'll have
to take Nikolas away.

So early?

But nobody's getting off
the board until morning.

I'm sorry, I have a
lot of packing to do.

- Oh, I see.
- Goodnight.

Goodnight.

Are you having a good time?

Oh, yes, he's wonderful.

Eh?

Oh, yes, it's been wonderful.

Oh, has it?

We can relax only when Nikolas

is safely in the
hands of his friends.

You remember the
identification you'll present?

Yes, of course.

Good, get your hat and coat,

I'll stay here with
Nikolas until you return.

[knock at the door] Yes?

The launch is waiting to
take Dr. Watson ashore, sir.

Thank you, Sanford.

Good luck, old fellow,
and hurry.

You can rely on me, Holmes.

- Bye, Nikolas.
- Good luck.

How long should it
take him, Mr. Holmes?

Oh, about half an hour,
I should think.

No one could say it's not
been an exciting trip.

That's to be expected.

We would have all have died
of boredom if it hadn't been.

[knock on door]

Yes.

Sorry, Holmes, I forgot my pipe.

Don't do anything
foolish, Mr. Holmes.

I dare say you're surprised
to see me, aren't you?

In a way, yes.

Impersonations are
a hobby of mine.

After Dr. Watson left the cabin,

I managed to simulate
his voice at the door,

it was quite good.

However, it was fortunate
that you didn't hear it.

Yes, isn't it?

I think you must conceded,
Mr. Holmes,

that the last trick
of the game is mine.

Ah!

Gubec!

Our object now is not
to kill Mr. Holmes,

but to get the other one off the
boat as quickly as possible!

That's better!

Come on.

I must offer you our
sincerest congratulations

on the successful accomplishment

of your so hazardous
mission, Dr. Watson.

Oh, thank you, Mr. Levitz.

I don't mind admitting it was
one of our most difficult cases.

Mr. Holmes is aboard the ship?

Indeed he is, I left him
guarding His Majesty.

Our country owes you a great
debt of gratitude, sir.

Oh, it was nothing at
all, sir, nothing at all.

Follow me, gentlemen.

Holmes?

Unlocked. That's funny.

Holmes?

Locked.

Holmes!

What has happened?

Where's Nikolas?

Where is he?

Excuse me.

Did these gentlemen correctly
identify themselves?

Yes, of course they have.

Never mind about that now.

- Ring for the steward, will you, Watson?
- Hmm?

Well, where's Nikolas?

What have you done with him?

Mr. Holmes, what has happened?

Dr. Watson assured us His Majesty
would be safe under your guard.

Look here, Holmes, there
must be some explanation!

Gentlemen, I'm rather pained

at your evident lack
of confidence in me.

Did you ring, sir?

Your Majesty, King Nikolas!

You're safe, sir.
Heaven be praised!

What?

Your Majesty.

Your Majesty,
what's he talking about?

King Nikolas?
I don't understand.

And the young man who
assumed your identity, sir?

He's safe and unharmed.

We just received
word from the shore.

Three men have been taken
by the Security Police.

But you let them tie
you up and kidnap him.

Naturally, as ensuring
their absence

during His Majesty's
safe arrival.

I can't thank you enough,
Mr. Holmes.

Your Majesty's safe arrival
is thanks enough for me.

- And you too, Dr. Watson.
- Thank you, sir.

We had best be starting
without further delay.

Goodbye, Your Majesty.

Dr. Watson,
and I will not forget

that we've had the
unusual distinction

of having our breakfast served
to us in bed by a King.

Your Majesty.

- Goodbye, gentlemen. Thank you.
- Goodbye, sir.

Why didn't you tell me?

Didn't you feel that
you could trust me?

My dear fellow, you know I have
the utmost confidence in you.

It certainly doesn't look
as though you had.

My dear Watson,
if you'd known the truth

you'd never have been able to
treat His Majesty as a steward.

Well, didn't you think
that I could play up?

I was afraid that
honest face of yours

might give the secret away.

Yes, Watson, let me advise you.

If you ever consider taking
up another profession,

never even think
of becoming an actor.