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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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NARRATOR: You're traveling
through another dimension.
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A dimension not only of
sight and sound, but of mind.
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A journey into a wondrous land
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whose boundaries are that of imagination.
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That's the signpost up ahead.
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Your next stop, the Twilight Zone.
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A brief if frenetic introduction
to Mr. Archibald Beechcroft,
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a child of the 20th century.
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A product of the population explosion.
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And one of the inheritors
of the legacy of progress.
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Mr. Beechcroft again.
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This time act II of his
daily battle for survival.
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And in just a moment our hero will
begin his personal one-man rebellion
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against the mechanics of his age.
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And to do so he will enlist certain
aids available only in the Twilight Zone.
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[GASPS]
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Why, you clumsy clod!
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Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Beechcroft. I
didn't notice where I was going.
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That's precisely your problem.
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Feeling ill, Beechcroft?
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If you'll forgive a personal observation,
Beechcroft, you're not looking too well.
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I'm all right, Mr. Rogers.
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You know, keeping yourself fit is not
only a personal obligation, Beechcroft.
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Oh, no, in a larger sense it's part
of your responsibility to your job
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and to the firm that employs you.
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I'm not unaware of that, Mr. Rogers.
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Why don't you pull
yourself together, man?
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Get some sleep at night. Eat regular
meals, lots of milk and fresh vegetables.
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Greens! Oh, you can't beat
those greens for vitamins.
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I'm a spinach and lettuce man
myself. I even have them for breakfast.
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Well, if people wouldn't
look at me a little tilt.
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But the power's in
the greens, Beechcroft.
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The power's definitely in the greens.
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You're not drinking, are you, Beechcroft?
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I don't drink, Mr. Rogers.
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Well, then, you don't drink and
you don't stay out late at night.
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Are you watching your diet?
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If you'd really like to know, Mr. Rogers,
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if you'd really like to know
precisely why I am so dead tired,
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you ought to try coming to work on
the subway at 7:30 every morning.
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Then jamming into an elevator
like part of a herd of cattle.
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Then working in that… in that
cacophonous din that you call an office.
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Always get jostled, always get shoved,
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always get pushed around.
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Take hold of yourself, Beechcroft.
For goodness sakes, man, take hold.
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I'll take hold,
Mr. Rogers. I'll take hold
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when I can achieve that millennium,
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that absolute perfection
that comes with solitude.
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You read me, Mr. Rogers?
People. People, people!
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If I had my way, here's
how I'd fix the universe.
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I'd eliminate the people.
I mean, cross them off,
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get rid of them, destroy
them, decimate them,
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and there'd only be one man left:
Me, Archibald Beechcroft, esquire.
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Why, you are quite mad,
Beechcroft. Do you know that?
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People!
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Mr. Beechcroft. Mr. Beechcroft!
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Here's a place for you, sir.
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I've been saving it.
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I am obliged, Henry.
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Oh, think nothing of it. I was…
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Well, I was just trying to
make up for this morning.
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This morning?
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When I spilled coffee on your coat.
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I'm really very sorry
about that, Mr. Beechcroft.
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Oh, it's all right.
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A friend of mine works in a
bookstore around the corner.
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I went there first part
of the lunch break.
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I got you this.
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The Mind and the Matter:
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How You Can Achieve the
Ultimate Power of Concentration.
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A little on the occult
side, isn't that, Henry?
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Maybe so, Mr. Beechcroft.
But this friend of mine is…
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Well, you might say
he's a student of the mind.
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Oh, he swears by that book.
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He says, to the best of his
knowledge it's the only one in existence.
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Would you believe it,
Mr. Beechcroft? I've seen…
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I've seen my friend cause a woman
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to purchase a chartreuse
and orange scarf.
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How's that?
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That's right, Mr. Beechcroft.
We were in a department store
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and he saw some woman picking over
a table full of scarves that were on sale.
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And he concentrated real hard
on the chartreuse and orange one.
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And, Mr. Beechcroft, as sure
as I'm sitting here in the cafeteria
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of the Park Central Insurance Company,
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that woman picked up the
chartreuse and orange scarf.
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Why, it's the absolute,
unvarnished truth. Oh!
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Oh, Mr. Beechcroft, I'm so sorry.
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Oh, I…
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I thank you so much for the book, Henry.
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I… I am indebted.
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Well… there.
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Uh, Mr. Beechcroft, chapter three.
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That's the one on initial
phenomena of intense concentration.
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Chapter three. Right, chapter three.
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They're right.
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They're absolutely, unequivocally right.
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Concentration is the most underrated,
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unknown power in the universe.
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Why, a person could…
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A person could move mountains.
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There's really no limit to what a
man could do using the power properly.
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No limit at all.
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People.
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If I could just concentrate
hard enough to get rid of them.
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Concentration!
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That's what it takes.
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Concentrate on
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getting rid of the people.
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Mr. Beechcroft! Your
rent is due, Mr. Beechcroft.
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[KNOCKING]
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Mr. Beechcroft! Rent's due.
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Mr. Beechcroft!
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Go away, disappear, be extinct!
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Mr. Beechcroft!
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Go away, be extinct, disappear.
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Concentration.
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Mind over matter.
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Today the landlady, tomorrow the world.
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[SILENCE]
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[TRAIN APPROACHING]
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All right, let's get going.
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[WHIRRING]
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That'll be just about enough of that.
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[HUMMING]
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♪ For love ♪
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[HUMMING]
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♪ For love ♪
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[GROANS]
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All well and good.
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All well and good, to be sure.
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But what's to do?
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How does one occupy his time?
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MAN: Too much of a good thing?
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Well, I wouldn't, uh,
I wouldn't say that.
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But you're thinking it.
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Bored to death, aren't you?
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Well, uh, let's just say that, um…
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Let's just say that I am temporarily
somewhat accessible to suggestions
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as to, uh, how to occupy my time.
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So?
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Let's face it. You are bored to tears.
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Solitude is one thing but loneliness,
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loneliness is quite another.
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Loneliness nothing. I despise people.
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I loathe them.
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And I, Archibald Beechcroft,
have done away with them
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for good and all, mind you?
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For good and all.
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[HUMMING]
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Thought about any alternatives?
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Alternatives to what?
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Alternatives to this. You're bored.
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You don't have idea one
how to occupy your time.
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People are bad enough
but inactivity is even worse.
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How about it?
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Oh, don't talk nonsense, please.
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I'm content.
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I am honestly and truly content
for the first time in my life.
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I've rid myself of the worst
scourge there is: the populace.
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Well, what about the thing that's
going to happen to you in the after…
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Shut up.
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[HUMMING]
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[IMITATING AIRPLANE]
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Although, if the truth be known…
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I would like a little diversion of
some kind. Any sort of diversion.
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Like, um…
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Like, um, an earthquake.
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[RUMBLING]
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Uh, for goodness
sakes, no, no, no, not that!
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How about a nice little electrical storm?
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[CLAP OF THUNDER]
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Forget it!
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[SIGHS]
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I believe I've had it for the day.
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[CHUCKLES]
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It's preying on you now, isn't it?
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I mean, the quiet, the emptiness.
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Well, the thing of it is…
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It's just that while I don't
care much for people,
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it's difficult not having anyone.
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Why not get someone?
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That's the point, someone is everyone.
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And I can't stand everyone
or anyone for that matter.
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There frankly isn't a breed
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or a specie of human
being that I can stomach.
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Ever thought of a cocker spaniel?
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Well, I never cared
much for animals, either.
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Of course. Of course!
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Why didn't I think of it before?
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Think of what?
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People! People who I can stand.
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People like… People like myself.
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That's what I'll do. I'll create people,
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but they'll… they'll be like me.
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A world full of Archibald
Beechcrofts. Now, that's a thought.
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You bet your life it's a
thought. You bet your sweet life.
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That's what I'll do. I… I'll will it.
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I'll concentrate and
I'll will that from now on
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everyone I see will be like me.
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It's really quite simple.
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[NO AUDIO]
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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People. It's not enough they're
just a mob. They're a dishonest mob.
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Kindly deposit ten cents for the purchase,
please, or shall I call the police?
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Will you please get off
my foot, you ugly little man?
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Twelfth floor. Everybody out, please.
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Sardines!
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[OFFICE NOISE]
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The noise, the miserable noise.
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I'll go out of my mind. I'll go
out of my ever-loving mind.
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A sty, that's what it is.
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Nothing but people, and people are pigs.
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People, people, people, people.
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Is there no respite? Is there no relief?
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Herds, droves, hosts
and bevies of people.
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Will you people stop muttering
back there? I'm trying to work.
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Had it?
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Undeniably.
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Coming through to you, huh?
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Without a doubt.
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A lot of me is just as
bad as a lot of them.
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So, what's to do now?
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I'll just put it back the way it was.
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Just the way it was.
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[GASPS] Oh!
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Oh, Mr. Beechcroft,
please, sir, forgive me. I… I…
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Uh, nothing serious, Henry.
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Just, uh, forget it.
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Yes?
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I was wondering. That book I gave you,
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did you get anything out of it?
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Well, uh… not really, Henry, I, uh…
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Frankly, I thought it was a lot of pap.
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It was interesting, but
totally unbelievable.
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NARRATOR: Mr. Archibald Beechcroft,
a child of the 20th century
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who has found out through
trial and error, and mostly error,
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that with all its faults
it may well be that
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this is the best of all possible worlds.
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People notwithstanding,
it has much to offer.
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Tonight's case in point
in the Twilight Zone.
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PRESENTER: Rod Serling,
creator of The Twilight Zone
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will tell you about next week's story
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after this word from
our alternate sponsor.
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And now, Mr. Serling.
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It's been said that singularly,
the most difficult feat of all mankind
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is to find a needle in a haystack.
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On The Twilight Zone next
time, we do it one better.
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We pose a problem of finding
a Martian in a snow bank.
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It all adds up to a kind of
extraterrestrial who's who
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with a couple of laughs, and
more than a couple of tensions.
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We recommend this to the space
buffs and the jigsaw puzzle addicts.
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Next time on
The Twilight Zone, our story is called
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"Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?"
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