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- Previously on

- Previously on
"Southern Charm"...

- These are what you call
pocket doors, Shep.

- Cool.

- As Shep was getting
a crash course in real estate,

Thomas was getting
unsolicited advice from J.D.

- If it were me,
I'd probably want to go ahead

and do the paternity test
just to be 100% sure.

- Yeah, I mean,
I may double check.

- And while the boys
got their party on

in the Hollywood Hills...

Back in Charleston,
Landon finally admitted

what I've suspected all along.

Is there a part of you
that thinks that something

could work out with Shep?

- I mean, a little bit, yeah.

- And when the gang got
together

at the launch
of J.D.'s bourbon,

it was clear that Craig's
passion had run its course.

- I've never had to give up
a trip for, like, work.

- Meanwhile,
after a long and rocky road...

[baby cries]

Thomas and Kathryn
finally came together

to welcome the newest
Ravenel heir.

- Hopefully, you won't make
all the dumb mistakes I made.

[Mia Sable's "It's Easy"]

- ♪ Mm-hmm,
he's got money ♪

♪ He's in magazines ♪

♪ He's got more honeys ♪

♪ Than any honeybee ♪

♪ Ba-ba doo ♪

♪ Ba-ba dee-ee-ee ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ As the birds and the bees
and the one, two, threes ♪

♪ Mm-hmm ♪

[energetic jazzy music]

♪ ♪

- [whistles]

[phone beeps]
- Hey, Shep.

Wanted to talk to you about
the house that we're listing.

Um, call me back
as soon as you get this.

Bye.

- What you making us?

- A little daytime gin, brother.

- Oh, yeah, your famous
gin creation.

♪ ♪

- [sighs]

[downbeat hip-hop music]

- Craig!
- How's it going?

- Come on through that door
right there.

- All right.

♪ ♪

- Hey.
- Hey, how's it going?

- Place looks great.
- Hi, how you doing?

- Doing okay? Good to see you.
- Been a while.

After Charleston Cup,
it couldn't be more clear to me

that it's time to stop
running away from my future.

- Want something to drink?
- Sure.

All right.
Thank you.

- Can't wait
to hear what's going on.

- I know.
- Come on, sit down.

- It's been a--
a lot of good stuff,

compared to last time
we were meeting here.

- You have so much potential

and it's just wasted.

Craig, because of that,
I--I've got to

terminate you.

Well, it's a pleasant surprise
hearing from you, Craig.

- Yeah, I'm glad you
took my call.

- So what's been going on?

- Oh, man,
where to even start?

Um...

Right now,
I'm currently running

the construction
of a new hotel.

- What?

Craig, you went to law school
for three years,

and now you want
to be a hotel manager?

- I hate it; it's not
mentally stimulating to me,

and I'm not
giving up on the law.

That's why I wanted to come talk
to you because, like,

I wanted to make sure
it's not too late.

- Have you taken the bar?

- I--[sighs]

No, that's the worst part
is I actually haven't.

- Three years since
you've graduated law school.

How do you think that's
gonna look to an employer?

- It--not good.

It's gonna look like
you, like, decided to, like--

- It sounds to me
like nothing's changed.

- Um, I--I finally
got my application in.

- I think deep down

that you must not
want to be a lawyer.

Obviously, you came here
to get my advice.

How can I give you advice
when you haven't

done anything
to further your career?

- Honestly, what happened was--

- But how are you
gonna convince somebody

that this is not just BS?

I mean, actions speak
a lot more than words.

- But, see, so--

- Yeah, but there's always a--

an excuse and everything else.

- I would do anything
to be an attorney tomorrow.

And I would be awesome at it.

Unfortunately, it took me
two years to realize

I want to do what I love.

- But how do I know
this time it's the truth?

- I honestly do
want to be an attorney.

I think that I can
help a lot of people.

It'd be a waste of
intelligence

and abilities
I've been blessed with.

No matter how much I messed up
my opportunity in the past,

like, today's the next day
of the rest of my life.

There's still a chance
for me to be

who I could have been
out of law school.

If I mess up again

and don't just do this,

then I don't deserve to do it

because it's--it's on me now.

- You should have
taken the bar exam by now.

- It's the next big step, so...

- If everything you're
telling me today is true,

then I'll get you
on the right path

to being a successful lawyer.

But pass the bar.

If you mess that up,

I'm gonna be really pissed.

- Yeah.

[upbeat jazzy music]

[thunder rumbles]

- Can I start you off
with something to drink?

- Yeah, that'd be great.
Um, Paloma.

- And I'll be right back
for you.

- Thanks man, all right.

- Hey, how are you?
- Hey, good, how are you?

- Good.
- I'm meeting my friend...

- Yeah, you can follow me.
At this one.

He's right here.

- Hi.
- Hey.

- What's up?
- How are ya?

Have you been here?
- Yeah.

This place is cute, right?

- Yeah, it's great.

So what do you want?

Red wine or cocktail?

- I don't know.
[chuckles]

- I would say Bailey's different
than just about

any girl in Charleston.

- Happy birthday.

- Yeah.
[all cheer]

- Aww, I love you.

- She seems to like me.
[chuckles]

- Oh, hey.
- Oh, yes.

- Here are the appetizers
you ordered.

- I took the liberty.

- Can I get you something to
drink, ma'am?

- Well, should we get like a...
both: A bottle, yeah.

- We have a, uh, Grignolino.

- Sold.
- You got it, guys.

Be right back for you.

- [snorts]

So what are you up to?

[mellow pop music]

Um...

Kicking ass and taking names?

- Mm,
kind of.

- Grignolino.
- Ah, perfect.

- For you.
- Perfect.

- Thank you.

- You got it.

♪ ♪

- All right, what's up?

Usually, whenever
we're around each other,

we're flirtatious.

- Well, I do love you...
- But I wanted to tell you--

- Like, I really do.

But like, it's just like,
I want commitment.

And you...

don't.

- I'm just not--
not gonna fit easily into a box.

- I know.

- Look, maybe there's like
a middle ground somewhere.

- No, I like you

as a friend.

- Being broken up with,

it sucks.

I don't think there's
any such thing as a soulmate.

- But that--okay, that's you.

- But, look,
I don't want to stop

our--be hanging out at all.

We can flirt still.

- No flirting.

- This always happens.

Girls, they're like,
"Well, look, you know,

"I'm not sure
if we can continue to do this

if it remains casual."

But I guess I want to

have my cake and eat it too
sometimes,

which isn't very fair.

We can't smooch anymore.

- Nah.

- There's nothing.
- There's nothing.

At all.

- Every now and then
I convince myself that

I should, like,
settle down.

But I guess I'm scared of

commitment, man.

I love getting dumped.

[crying noise]

[ragtime music]

♪ ♪

- Mom?
- Yeah, honey.

- Mom?
- Come upstairs!

- Hi.
- So glad you could come over.

Hey, darling.
- Good to see you.

How've you been?
- I've been doing great.

I poured you a B&B.

- What's a B&B?

- Bénédictine and Brandy.

- Why's it in
this little fancy glass?

- Because it's a nice
brandy liqueur,

and you don't put it
in a paper cup.

- Well, cheers.

- Cheers.

Don't make a face like that.

- Oh, my God, I don't know
how you drink that.

- [laughs]

What have you been up to?
- Well, how's it going?

I'm yawning.
Sorry.

- Well, same old grind.

What have you been doing?

- Working.

Shep is assisting me.
- He is?

- Which I don't know if that's
necessarily

a good thing or a bad thing.

I really want to get, like,
a--one really, really nice shot

of the exterior.

- Get one of me sitting
on the end of the board.

- You cannot be in the pictures.

- Why not?
I come with the pool.

- Yeah, talk to me, talk to me.
- Real professional.

- Shep is the most
likable person

on the face of this Earth.

- Well, which is why I think
it would be a good thing.

But he's also one of the most

irresponsible people
on the face of this Earth.

- That's part of his charm.
- I know.

Um, what else?

I actually went and saw

a therapist.

- Why?

- The whole

baby debacle.

- You're not leaning in one
direction or the other?

You're right down the middle.
You really just don't know.

- Actually, if I found out
that I was pregnant tomorrow,

I would be

terrified.

Yeah, I would be like--
I would be like,

"Oh, my God, my life is over."

- Well, honey, then
that tells you right there

you're certainly not
leaning toward having a child.

- And you don't
think that it's...

- Weird?

Heck no.

- I'm used to everybody saying,

"Now's the time.
Do it now.

You'll be so great."

This is different.

- I will tell you this.

My friends who have chosen
not to have children,

they have been very happy.

They have been very happy.

- Shoot.

- There's nothing wrong
with people

who choose
not to have children.

- I don't think that there is.
- In fact, usually,

the people who choose
not to have children

are very intelligent,
thinking people.

Any fool can have a baby.

Don't go by what you feel
society is telling you to do.

- You know, if Jason
didn't want to have a kid,

this--I wouldn't even
be worried about it.

But I know he wants one.

And he would be
such a great father.

- Mm-hmm, he would be
a great father.

But I will tell you this.
[clears throat]

You are the only one that can

make up your mind
about having a child.

- I know deep in my heart
that my mother

would love to have a grandchild.

- I have a trinket bag
for my grandchildren.

- What?

- Little kids love
stuff like this.

- But my mom
will still have hope

because I know my sister
will give a her a grandchild.

- Aren't you having a good time?
- Yeah.

- Now in your life?

Then you can get a dog
and it'll be my grand-dog.

- And I'll have more money to

put you in a really
nice nursing home.

- [laughs]
Thank you, darling.

- Coming up...

- I'm not having my son cut,
by the way.

He's--no circumcision.

- Circumcision.
- Really?

[upbeat jazzy music]

♪ ♪

- Hey, Hollywood!
- Cam.

- Let's hop 'cause he's gonna
be here any second.

- All right.
- Have you done your homework?

- Yeah.
- Are you ready?

- Yeah, I'm ready.
- If he asks you questions?

- I can do this.

- Hi, Mark.

Stand up.

[whispering]
Stand up.

How was the drive?
- Good.

- Good to see you.
This is Shep Rose.

- Shep.
- Nice to meet you.

Shall we?

I'm Cameran's assistant,
by the way.

- All right.
Well, that's good.

- Parquet floors.
- Yes.

- Am I right?

- Beautiful parquet floors
from 1915.

- Oh.

[laughs]

Shall we?

- Uh, yeah.

- This is the coolest room,
I think.

Sort of piano room.

You play the piano?

- Uh, no.
I do not.

I do not play the piano.
- Well.

I love this.
The ceilings are amazing.

And, uh, I just like how--

is it acoustic?

[giggles]

- Um, these are

coffered mahogany ceilings.

- And look at this.
There was a trapdoor back here.

People used to have little
compartments they used to hide

guns and jewelry and stuff in

so the northern soldiers,
those scoundrels,

didn't steal everything.

- He's northern, Shep.

- Oh, sorry.

- And not a scoundrel, so...

- Sorry, Mark.

- I think the right side won,
don't get me wrong, but--

- We all get along now...
- Yes.

- So that's what matters.
- Yes, we do.

- So much of real estate

is referral business.

You want to
treat your clients well.

So Shep has to get serious

or this is never gonna work.

- I really like
what they've done.

This is all remodeled
bathroom marble floors and...

- Um, these are actually
not marble.

They're travertine.

- Which is?

- It's in the marble family.

- Uhh.
Not really.

It's a, um, natural stone.

- It's "aberdeen?"

- Travertine.
- Travertine, ah.

Nobody gave me that option
when I was building my house.

- Well, you couldn't afford it.
- Oh.

- Yes.

Ugh.

My God.

This is

a disaster.

- And that's a

antique tub there;
I don't know

why anybody would take a bath
in this day and age.

- Um, so the tub
is actually not antique.

It's made to look
as though it is antique.

There is a time and a place
for everything.

There's a time to make jokes
and be funny.

Let's move along.

This is not one of those times.

I mean, this is my livelihood.

This is my job.

And I want to be
taken seriously.

All right.

If you have
any more questions, um--

- You'll answer them.

Thank you, thank you.
- Thank you, Mark, for coming.

both: Nice to meet you.
- All right.

Let's get out of here.

If I was to grade

Shep's performance today,

I would give it

a D.

- Kind of plays it
close to the vest, doesn't he?

- I mean, it was probably
not what he expected

due to your
offhanded comments.

- I swear that's marble.

- It's not marble, Shep.

I know he's used to making
"mailbox money,"

which means money
just comes to him while

he's sitting on the couch
playing Nintendo.

That is not
how real estate works.

- I figured you would
really buckle down

and spend some time

studying up on the house
and being well prepared.

I don't think you really
put in the effort.

- No, I didn't.
I'm sorry, um.

Next time I'll be prepared.

- I don't think there's
gonna be a next time, Shep.

- You're firing me?

- I think this was
the last time.

I mean, I'm still your friend.
Nothing changes.

- I know.
- We just can't work together.

- I just wanted to help.

And it turns out
I'm not very good at helping.

I accept your decision, boss.

Look, more free time.

I need to take more naps,
anyway.

I'm very tired
all the time.

- I'm gonna shake your hand
and that's gonna signify that

it's the end
of something beautiful.

Why don't you help me
lock up?

- Okay.
At least when I go down,

I go down in flames.

[percussive pop music]

♪ ♪

Say "hi," Julien.
- Say "Julien."

- Say "hi," Julien.
- Rembert Ravenel.

- He's asleep.

We all know about the

preacher's daughter
being a little wild.

I was hoping the opposite
effect would happen here.

Perhaps Saint
would not be as crazy

as his parents.

How are y'all?

- Look who's here.
- Oh, my gosh.

- Who is that?

- You want to meet
your little brother?

- Oh.
- What do you think?

- What happened?

- He said, "Oh."
What did he say?

- What happened?
- There's your little brother.

That little baby.
- Are we calling him Julien?

- Julien.
- Look at Julien.

Kensie, what do you think?

- What do you think
of the little baby?

Say hello.

- Kensie.

I got to take off.
- Okay, thank you so much.

- Mm.

- Say night-night.

- Hey, little girl.

- Say bye-bye.

Well, it's just us.
Domestic partners.

[chuckles]

[upbeat music]

- Cubanos.

- [sniffs]
I love it.

- Habana.

- Yeah.
Is that illegal?

- No, of course not.

- I'll smoke it.

- We got to wait for Thomas,
and then he should

hand them out,
technically, for ceremony.

- It that was the deal is?
- Should be.

- That's how it works.

- Was he in the hospital?
- Oh, yeah.

He was right there
through the whole thing.

He was,
like, deliriously tired.

- Hey.
- Hi, hi.

- I'm Rachel,
I'll be your server.

- Rachel.
- I'll have a Guinness.

- Guinness.
- Yes.

- And I'll do another one.
- Thank you, Rachel, is it?

- Yes.
- Okay, appreciate it.

- Chug it.
Thank you.

- Boom.

- She was kind of cute.

- Oh, you like her, Rachel?

- No.
- [cackles]

Can't stop it.

- Oh, here he comes.

- All right.
[clapping]

- Bring it in.
Oh, you ready?

- I feel good.
- Hey, man, give me a hug.

Congratulations.
- All right, thanks.

Hey.
- All right, good to see you.

Come on, have a seat.

- What we got here?

- Mm, a little something
something.

- Little something something?

- Hey.
What can I get you to drink?

- Uh, I'll take a
Knob Creek.

- Okay.

- Supposed to be my time.

[laughs]

[club music]

- [laughs]

How do you feel?
Your boy.

- It hasn't sunk in, you know.

- Well, it's gonna
sink in tonight.

It's about to hit you upside
the head: you got a boy!

- You know, if it's a girl,
that's a derivative, you know.

She may take on the name
of some Smith or a Jones,

but this is gonna be a Ravenel.

- Picture?
- Like--

a 30 seconds
after the baby's born.

- Wow.

As we were saying hi to
everybody.

- Wow.
He's got Kathryn's mouth,

I know it's early to say.

- Yeah.
- Full lips, that's good.

Girls--girls love that.

It's important, in, you know,
the "aristocratic world"

of Charleston
to keep the family name going.

I think that's antiquated,

but, I mean there could be
some nice advantages to

carrying on the Ravenel name.

- What do you think?
Think it looks like you?

- I don't know.

Check out his balls.

He's got the old Ravenel balls.

- Oh.

- I'm not having my son cut,
by the way.

He's--no circumcision.

- Really?

- Julien, circumcision.

- That's like
genital mutilation.

They don't do that to girls.

- I know, but the
showers in high school

can be a very tough place.

- There's no scientific
medical reason whatsoever

for chopping off
40% of your foreskin.

Why didn't I get
to make the decision?

It's my freaking body.

It's--this is my cock.

- Yeah, he should decide
when he's older.

- It just looks fáááed up.

I'm glad I'm cut.

- All right.
Let me make a toast to my son.

This is the last thing

couple of years ago
that I thought would happen

at age 53.

- Hear, hear!

- So to Julien.

- To Julien.

- A future leader

of this great country
and the world.

- To learning street smarts
and book smarts.

- All right.
Little boy.

My little uncircumcised boy.

[laughter]

- More shots, Rachel,
more shots.

- Coming up...

- I have to say
I was a little bit jealous

when you were getting serious
with Bailey.

- Why so?
- Maybe I love you.

[upbeat jazzy music]

- What's the special?

- [chuckles]
What is a lamb?

It's a small--
- It's a baby sheep...

- It's a small goat.
- Essentially.

- Right?
- [chuckles] Small goat.

♪ ♪

- I don't know, I feel
kind of bad eating a baby.

Hey.
- Hey, man.

- Have a seat.
- Afternoon. Thanks.

- You want anything to drink,
my brother?

- What's a good whiskey?

- Tullamore D.E.W.'s good.

- I would love that.

- I think I'm gonna have
that lamb sandwich.

- Very cool.

- Are you gonna get
the lamb sandwich too?

- Yeah.
- Thank you.

- Cheers.
- Cheers--wait, is that water?

Not that I believe in luck.

- I'm kind of fragile.

[blues music]

How was the rest of your trip?

- It was good, good.
Larissa and I--

we had a good time.

- Yeah, it was good to see her.

You missed Thomas'

post-baby cocktail thing.

- Oh, yeah.

Mom's cooking dinner

for Thomas and the new baby.

- Count me in.

- How'd things go
with your grandfather?

- Oh, yeah.

Everybody made
a little, quick speech.

And it was cathartic.

- What you got going now?

- No--I just, I screwed up

with Bailey.

- You did?
- Yeah, I screwed up.

- That was like serious,
this thing.

- Turns out old habits
die hard, Whitney.

- I don't think Shep's
ever been in love

'cause he actually hasn't gone
out with someone long enough

to be in love.

He's been in lust.

He's pined for
things he can't get,

but I don't think
he's ever been in love.

Look at my infinite wealth
of knowledge about

love, life, relationships.

At some point,
you think about,

"What, do I need to
hang up the cock?"

Does, you know,
getting laid all the time,

does it get old?

- To--never gets old
chasing new girls.

I'm gonna pace myself, I think
tonight's gonna be a big night.

Ooh.

I'm gonna sleep with
everybody on Earth.

- I mean, look,

new páááá never gets old.

I mean, that's--
that's just a proven fact.

- [chuckles]
But you do.

- You know, at some point,

having a bit of stability,

being with a girl that
you like and have fun with,

it's not an
altogether bad thing.

- Well, look, I mean,
you're ten years older so

it's taken you that long
to kind of get to that place.

- In Charleston,
going out a bit "too much,"

I kind of learned that
chasing girls all night

is unfulfilling and

it's not something
you want to commit your life to.

- I mean, everybody's always
having fun around this town,

you know what I mean?

- Absolutely.

And you can find a girl
who likes to have fun too.

It'd be nice for Shep to
settle down with someone.

Otherwise, his life is just,
you know,

one hangover after the next.

You need, I think you need
someone that you can look up to

and aspire to.

And it's like,
"Oh, my God, this is the girl

I've wanted in my whole life."

Not some, like, afterthought
that you picked up

at like 2:00 in the morning.

- I've almost come to
the conclusion that, um,

sort of, Charleston is
maybe not the best place to find

a suitable long-term companion.

- [laughs]
No, I haven't.

Not everyone.

[laughs]

[pop music]

♪ ♪

- Does this go up any more,
you think?

- Maybe you should hold him
while we're doing this.

[child cries]
Hi, Kensie.

It just--
Oh, my gosh.

The thing fell apart.

- I need to breastfeed.

- He's like, "Come on, hurry up
and give me some ninny."

I think she's getting
the breast pump, hold on.

Kensie.

You want a cracker?
- Oh.

- Ah.
Here.

So what did Thomas think
when he first saw the baby?

- He was so happy.

And he was like, "Oh, I just
want to be more involved in

our baby's life."

And the fact that
it's a boy is way more

of a--I don't know,
it hits close to home,

I think for him.

Like last night,

J.D. invited him out
and originally he was like,

"I'm not gonna leave, you know,

I want to stay here
with the little boy."

- Mm-hmm.

- And, you know,
he felt like he needed to go

celebrate with his friends

and I encouraged him to.

He probably expected me to
react negatively

and get mad 'cause that's

typically
what I would have done.

He's just not wanting to

immediately go off
and do these things, I guess.

- Mm-hmm.

- But I realize

if Thomas and I
are gonna make this work,

I got to let Thomas be Thomas,
and this is Thomas, okay?

If we can make our
relationship work as friends,

I feel like that always
leaves room for the future.

- Uh-huh.

- I feel genuinely happy
for the first time

in such a long time.

- Aww, well that's good.

- I hope that I stay this way
and my hormones don't come

and say, "You--that's not
how you feel at all,"

in like a week.

[upbeat lounge music]

♪ ♪

[dog barks]
- Hey.

[iPhone rings]

Hello.
- Hey, Landon.

- What are you doing?

- Do it, yeah.
I'm here.

Just trying to get
a little work done.

- Okay, cool.
- All right, talk to you soon.

- Okay, bye.

- Hello.
- Hi.

What's going on?

I feel really vulnerable
right now

around Shep and I don't
normally feel that way

with him 'cause we've had this
very long,

comfortable relationship.

Pour you some wine?
- Yeah.

It's so tricky.

I'm just scared
to cross that line.

You know, I don't know
how he's gonna take this.

- What you working on?

- You know that meeting
I had in New York?

- Yes, with, um...

- Lockhart.
- Yes.

- He's coming down so
I'm trying to get

my little pitch together.

So I started going
around town and, like,

covering some places.

- Did you just press
this coffee?

- Yeah.

I've been slaving away.

- Have you?
- Yeah.

I'm taking this seriously.

- You are.
- Like, serious serious.

- I'm glad to see you
taking it seriously.

I'm serious.

[laughter]

Well, cheers.
- Cheers.

I mean, I think it will be good.
- To new endeavors.

- Yeah.

What's going on in your world?

- Oh, nothing.

I'm, uh, 100% single again,
it appears.

- Really?

- Yeah.

Bailey is like,
"I can't do this anymore."

And I respect that.
Um...

- I have to say
I was a little bit jealous

when you were
getting serious with her.

- Jealous?
- Yeah.

- Why so?

- Maybe I love you.

You okay?
Did you get excited?

[pensive string music]

♪ ♪

- I mean, I never even knew
that you--

[sighs]

I mean, you didn't--
[sighs]

I don't know.

Why?

- What do you mean, "Why?"

I've loved you for a long time.

- You have?
- Yeah.

- I didn't know.

- Of course you've known.
Don't be dumb.

- How could I have known?

I mean, all we do is have fun
and laugh together.

I guess that's what love is.

- [laughs]

- You know that emoji where
the guy's like--

[laughs]

Like, you're sort of smiling,
but you're

also like, "Oh, my goodness."

I don't know what to do.

I feel bad all of a sudden--
- No.

Don't feel--why?
You feel bad for what?

- I don't know, like,
I didn't know.

I didn't...

- Now, I know Shep really well

and I knew that this wasn't
gonna turn into some sort of,

like, "The Notebook" moment
where we're

making out in the rain,

but I kind of expected him
to say something.

- All right.

- I'm willing to put my heart
out there a little bit

but you've got to
meet me in the middle.

Have a good one.
- All right.

- Bye.

[sighs]

- Coming up...

- Ready for a third one?

- I'm ready for, um,

a ring.

- [babbles]

- Ha-ha, you thought
that was funny, didn't you?

[upbeat jazzy music]

- Look at my hair.

- Toothbrush.

- Thank you, baby.

♪ ♪

- Whoa-ho, Kensie.

You gonna see your daddy?

♪ ♪

- Hey, girl.

[sighs]

I put on makeup and everything.

Oh, Charlotte,
what's to become of us?

You got to stay here.

Be a good girl.

Right now I'm just so focused on

trying to get out of
my own comfort zone

and putting myself out there.

It hasn't always worked out

exactly the way
that I pictured it,

but I usually get what I want.

[knocks]

Hi.
- Hello again.

Nice to see you.
- How are you?

I would always rather

have the chance,

I guess to go to bat

than to never
have the chance at all.

Like, I'm not afraid of
striking out.

I'm afraid of
not getting to play.

- I feel like it was just
yesterday I saw you in New York.

- I know.

- So how have things been
since then?

- Great, just been busy
trying to

get my ideas together

and figure out how to
kind of streamline it.

Um, but let me show you kind of
what I started working on.

Um, I thought about calling the
whole site "Roam."

And then from "Roam," um,
we have "Eat, Sleep, and Play."

Because obviously when you roam,
those are kind of

your three big things you

need to sort of figure.

For the eating,
I took you to the beach,

the city, and to eat
like a local.

And then to sleep, I--again,

picked two of
my favorite hotels.

And then you can't
come to Charleston

without playing
around a little bit.

Well, here if you want to just

flip through and
have kind of a look.

- So what troubles me here

is the fact that
I'm holding paper.

I thought at this
phase of the game

we'd be a little further
along technologically.

I'm not seeing it
for instance,

like, on an iPad.

The angel investors
that I know in New York,

they would laugh you
out of the room.

- But with this,
I just kind of wanted

to focus on sort of
the content.

- Okay, but, like, you need to
build a version of the website.

Any serious investor is gonna
want to look at what

it looks like when
it's actually built, right?

- Yeah.
- I mean, to be blunt,

we're not--we're nowhere.

So at this point,
given where we're at,

I can't connect you
with the angel investors.

- I'm kind of
at a loss for words right now.

Um...

I guess it's kind of back to...
- Okay.

- The, uh, draft board.
- Yeah.

I'll walk you out.
- Okay, great.

I've got so much
to figure out already

just with the love life stuff.

Now, I'm not even sure

this thing's gonna go forward.

Thank you so much.
- Thanks, Landon.

Great to see you.
- Enjoy your stay.

- I will; have a good one.
- Bye.

I just want things
to come together for me.

I'm ready to
succeed.

And, you know,
I just got to keep trying.

[playful jazzy music]

♪ ♪

[knocking]

- How are you?
- Good.

- Hey, sweetie.

Mwah.
Mwah.

- He just woke up.
- He's so cute.

Hey.

How's my little baby?

Come to da-da.

- [babbles]
- Hey, come here.

- I'm gonna get his bottle.

- I got you.

- [giggling]

- Look, I got you.

This is what
I've dreamed about, you know.

Having a nuclear family.

And this is part and parcel
to that.

- Kensie, this is your brother--
see, she's rocking him

a little bit.

- So I'm just
gonna enjoy the moment

for what it is right now.

- Can you believe how small
this little man is?

I have a little Thomas
and big Thomas.

- Ready for a third one?

- I'm ready for, um,

a ring.

- [giggles]

- Ha-ha, you thought
that was funny, didn't you?

I would go back with Kathryn
in a second

if things could
always be like this.

Hey.

Hey.

I'm Daddy.
- [sneezes]

- Oh.
- Bless you.

You want some of this?

- Are you hungry now?

I'm gonna go ahead
and make a plate.

- Sure.
That'd be great.

What you cooking?

- There's asparagus, rice,
and chicken.

- Sounds good.

- Having Thomas around

makes me really realize

this is the way it should be.

You know, I have my
fingers, toes, and eyes crossed

that it's gonna
keep going this way

because the family that I want

is with Thomas.

I like that you've been

coming over here and
spending time with us.

- I think it's good, you know.

I don't know where this is
going, but, you know we will

stay good friends.

- I mean, I feel like we just
had like a period of time

where we weren't really
communicating

and people knew that so they put
confusion in your mind.

- Mm-hmm.

- Send her to Syria.

She would dismantle ISIS
in a second.

[laughter]

- We were never talking so we
could never clear anything up.

- Mm-hmm.

Snowden was very negative
influence.

She don't want you to be happy.

I mean, she's 37,
doesn't have a child,

doesn't have a boyfriend.

She's probably miserable.

and she's trying to
make you miserable.

And I remember things
that she would do to incite you,

to upset you

late in a pregnancy.

That's a no-no.

- Landon--she and Thomas
I guess have

made pretty good
friends recently.

- Of course she would.

- He is going to
have to take care of y'all.

His day is coming.

Oh, my God.
- What?

- Thomas is over there,
you know,

spitting vitriol about me.

- Just leave her alone.

We have to have
a good relationship.

And I don't think she's hel--
a healthy person

to have near me.

- Mm-hmm.
Yeah.

- And I--I can't abide by that.

I can't have her around me.

- I really look on my
friendship with Jennifer

and I truly think
this girl cares about me.

I'm pretty good at
reading people.

I feel like I need to
talk to Jennifer,

and, like, clear up
some of the inconsistencies.

- You'll just get more lies.

Why talk to a liar?

- But, at the same time,
my relationship with Thomas

and our family
is more important to me.

[laughs]

I just want
things to stay this way.

- Mm-hmm.

- Happy
and peaceful

and positive.

- I mean, I agree.

I mean, I okay all of that.

- I do know
that I care about you

and I always will.

- Come here.

- I love you.

Mm, this is much different
than after our first baby, huh?

- Mm-hmm.

- Yep.

Don't freak out.

It's all good.

- Coming up...

- So, Craig, how is it
working for J.D.?

- Oh, dear.

- Do you want to fire him
here tonight?

[jazzy music]

♪ ♪

- Do you want
all the noodles in pans?

- Yeah, that's a good idea.

This is gonna be delicious,
this meat is beautiful.

- Most glamorous chef in the
world, how are you, darling?

- You look gorgeous.

- Are we gonna make the drinks
down there or in here?

- It's your house.

- As a butler,

Michael really doesn't cook.

That's not his job.

And I think the occasion

demands a special haute cuisine

in honor of Thomas
and his new baby.

I'm so glad you're here
to save the day.

If I didn't have any help,

there would be

Vienna sausages and martinis.

[bombastic jazz music]

- Kay, we're getting ready.

♪ ♪

- Hello.

- I thought that sounded like
your footsteps.

- Yeah, I kind of walk heavy.

I got a gift.
It's a tuxedo...

- No.
- For the little baby.

- Oh, how cute.

- Evening.
- Hey.

- There he is.

- Hello.

I'm sick, just do that.

- Hello!

- Hey there.
- Come on in.

- Whitney.
- How are you?

- Hi.
- Hey.

- Mwah.
- The guest of honor.

- Mwah.
- Yes.

How you doing, buddy?
- Good to see you.

- Tommy!
- Tommy.

- Tommy Bennett.

- Oh, hi there.
- Good to see you.

- How are you?
Good to see you.

- Hi, darling.
- You look beautiful.

- Thank you.
Mwah.

- Evening.
- There he is.

- Hi.
- Craig.

- Hey, bud.
- Hello, how are you?

- Good to see you.
- All right.

Came bearing gifts.

- Hey there, handsome,
how are you?

- Mwah.
Good, how are you?

- Thomas, let's see
what's in that package.

- I was gonna get you a sex
doll, but they're all

way more expensive
than I thought.

- Whoa!

[laughter]

- Have you ever seen them
before, condoms?

- Some condoms, here.
- Condoms.

- I used to be very, very
careful when I was a young man.

Extremely careful.

- There he is.
- Oh, wow.

- Oh, it's J.D.!
J.D.!

- I knew we were
missing somebody.

- Hey, buddy.
- Hey, brother, how are you?

- Good, how are you?
- How's everybody?

- I'm so glad you came over.

- Ma'am,
dinner is served.

- Thank you.

- Shall we?
- Let's dos it.

- Smells great, doesn't it?

- Don't step on my train.

- Where do you want--oh, gosh,
right here.

- Mr. Thomas,
you're over here, sir.

- Oh, thank you.

- First and foremost,

thank you.

- It's my pleasure.
- Yes.

- All the blue
is in honor of Thomas

and his recent achievement

in having a baby boy.

And the pigs--
I didn't want the rest of you

to feel left out

so these are
male chauvinist pigs.

[laughter]

No, no, no.
- [laughs]

- No, it's--
- Did you just eat the pig?

- It's pretty good.
It's a good pig.

[light jazzy music]

- I'm not gonna put
the other noodles in here yet.

- All righty.

- Looks good.

- Mushrooms are delicious.

- This mushroom sauce
is fantastic.

- Patricia,
can I borrow the bell?

- Yes, here.
- I--I want--I need--

I want a ground pepper.

[bell ringing]

I feel so elitist.
I love it.

[chuckles]

- You know, I--I have a story.

My sister lived with me
in Atlanta.

And she made me eat
beef Stroganoff.

And I took one bite.

And she said,
with great anticipation,

"How is it?"

And I reply with two words:

"Barely edible."

- [laughs]
- It was horrible.

- How's Kathryn's cooking?

- Um, where's the restroom?

[laughter]

- Now, are you gonna go
to the Founder's Ball?

- Tommy, as one of the
oldest families in Charleston,

explain the relevance
of the Founder's Ball.

- Well, truthfully,
it's kind of a bullsháá deal.

- It's bullsháá.
- Yeah.

- So there was never a Founder's
Day party before Cooper?

- Cooper made the party up.

- This is Cameran Wimberly

and Dr. Eddie Irons.

Thank you.

- It's not a real holiday,

kind of like Carolina Day.

- Carolina Day is actually real.

- No, Carolina Day is real.
- That's real, son.

- I'm just saying when you
first--

[bell ringing]
- Shh, shh.

- Shep, do not--
- Don't talk.

Uh? Uh?

- Do you--
- Ah, ah, Craig!

- It's gonna require me
yelling--

- [laughs]

- Shep needs his manners.
- Ah!

[laughter]

- See, you're gonna
respond to this bell

by the end of the
dinner, I swear to God.

- So, Craig, how is it
working for J.D.?

- Oh, dear.
Here comes judgement.

- Supposed to be working
with J.D.

- Do you want to fire him
here tonight?

- No.
[laughter]

- That'd be great.

- Craig and I have learned
a lot more about each other.

And Craig, at times,

needs guidance.

I'm not a babysitter, you know.

Focus here, focus there.

- Obviously, they didn't watch
"Godfather."

You never talk about business
at a table.

- Shep, are you dating anybody?

- I'm free.
I'm a free man.

But Landon and I
had a little talk.

[tsking]
She said that

she's in love with me now.

- Did she really tell you
she was in love with you?

- Yeah.

She said that when she thought
that I was ready to be serious

that she would have hoped that
I had chosen her.

- Why don't you just
see what happens?

- Like, we hooked up once and
I was like into it and then--

- So what's different?
She's still the same person.

- She was pragmatic
and was like,

"I don't think that's--
that's a good idea

because of x, y, and z."

And I slept on it.
I said,

"You know what, that's exactly
the right disposition to have."

And never heard it--another word
about it for two years.

- I'm happy that
Landon did that.

It shows that she's fearless.

In life, you have to be
a risk taker.

I mean, I think Shep

would be lucky to
get somebody like Landon.

- What do you think
made her think that

you would have a chance?

- No idea.

- Look, I like
her immensely and...

- Yeah, she's a great friend.

- I think she would be a great
girlfriend and/or wife.

- Oh.

When it comes to
matters of the heart,

I want to talk about
anything else.

I'm shallow.

I'm a very--
I'm like a puddle.

Guys, I'd like to make a toast

before Craig goes back
to the office...

and works all evening
by candlelight.

I'd like to, uh,

thank Patricia, who

really is like
a second mom to us all.

Thank you for everything
and it's great to see you all.

- Thank you, darling.
I love you all.

- Yes, thank you.

- Thank you.
- As always.

- So now let's
go into the living room.

- That was delicious.

- Suzanne did a great job.

- Fantastic.

- Hey, catch this.

- Oh.

- You were supposed to catch it.

- Coming up...

- Thomas, are you gonna do
another paternal-type test?

- It wouldn't be the first time
she's told lies.

- How about a drink?

- Delightful.

- I'm off.
Goodnight, y'all.

- Good-bye, Tommy.

- Where are Shep and Craig,
for God's sake?

- What's going on
with Kathryn?

I mean, she's good,
she's healthy?

- She's great, you know.

She seems to really

enjoy motherhood.

She's been breastfeeding and
she's really taken to this baby.

- Thomas, are you gonna do

another paternal-type test
or no?

- Well, I mean,
we did one

but the test was inconclusive.

- Oh.
Oh, Jesus.

- So the only test you guys
have had for Julien

is inconclusive?

- Mm-hmm.

- In my ancient years

here on Earth,
I don't know anybody

that's ever had to have
one paternity test.

And you've had to have two.

Does that kind of
say it all?

- First baby, it--
it was accurate.

- Yeah.

- Thomas, like,

I love you to death.

But you are an easily, like--

I'm not gonna say you're
manipulated or persuaded

but you want to know
people are telling the truth

and you take them at face.

At the time of
Julien's conception,

Kathryn was dating someone else.

And her and Thomas say
they had a weekend romance

around that time
and that's when it happened.

- You probably want to get
the paperwork

just for your own
state of mind.

Just, you need to
get a confirmation.

- I, honest to God, think that
there's a very good chance

that this baby isn't Thomas'.

- It--I'm getting--
I'm getting mixed messages

from you guys.

- What everybody wants is

you to be all right.

- We hope for you
that it's yours.

- But let's face it,
it wouldn't be the first time

she's told lies.

Big time lies.

- On the next episode of
"Southern Charm"...

I got the invite to
the dinner party.

- Don't be worried about
Kathryn, like, you know,

everyone deserves
second chances.

- It could be a good test,
you know,

to see how she and Thomas
can exhibit

emotionally healthy behavior.

[club music]
- Hey!

- Hi, honey, how are you?
- Mwah.

- It's good to see you.

- Kathryn!
- Hey.

- Wow.
- Whoa.

- I'm going to the bar.

- Who's this?

Hey!
- Hey!

- Y'all are all dressy.

- Oh, gosh.

- You look beautiful.
- Thank you.

- Good to see you.

- Landon,

you've been catty.

- I've never done anything to--
- Hold on, hold on.

- Sit down.

- I--I'm not done.

- I'm not gonna sit here and--
- Thomas, Thomas--Thomas!

- Let's all take a deep breath.

- How much allowance
is your mommy giving you?

I'm a real man.
You're a pussy.

- I am not doing this.
- What, are you serious?

- You want to walk outside?

- I am not worried about you.

- Let's go.

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go to bravotv.com.