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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:06,233 - PREVIOUSLY ON SOUTHERN CHARM... 2 00:00:06,233 --> 00:00:08,166 - YOU DIDN'T HAVE SEX WITH SHEP? - I HAD A FLING. 3 00:00:08,166 --> 00:00:10,066 - BUT KATHRYN TOLD THOMAS 4 00:00:10,066 --> 00:00:12,600 SHEP WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD PUT THE MOVES ON HER. 5 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:14,533 - WHEN WAS WHITNEY TALKING TO YOU? 6 00:00:14,533 --> 00:00:16,667 - WE WENT TO HIS PLACE, WHATEVER. 7 00:00:16,667 --> 00:00:18,333 - DID YOU KISS HIM? 8 00:00:18,333 --> 00:00:20,433 - YES. - THAT SON OF A BITCH. 9 00:00:20,433 --> 00:00:22,100 - AND WHEN WHITNEY DENIED IT... 10 00:00:22,100 --> 00:00:23,567 - DIDN'T MAKE [bleep] ANY MOVE ONTO YOUR [bleep] LADY, 11 00:00:23,567 --> 00:00:25,033 SO [bleep] YOU. 12 00:00:25,033 --> 00:00:26,667 - KATHRYN RETRACTED HER ACCUSATION. 13 00:00:26,667 --> 00:00:29,433 - SHE SAID YOU HAD MADE A MOVE ON HER, THOUGH. 14 00:00:29,433 --> 00:00:32,100 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 15 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:33,700 - THEN THOMAS HOSTED A DINNER PARTY 16 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:36,633 AND DISHED OUT SOME BITTER TRUTHS ABOUT HIS FRIENDS. 17 00:00:36,633 --> 00:00:39,500 - YOU PROJECT THIS IMAGE OF A WORLDLY, TOLERANT PERSON, 18 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:42,600 BUT I KNOW YOU TO BE INTOLERANT, 19 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:45,500 NARROW-MINDED, VERY JUDGMENTAL. 20 00:00:45,500 --> 00:00:47,133 - BUT AT THE END OF THE MEAL, 21 00:00:47,133 --> 00:00:49,166 IT WAS CRAIG WHO HAD THE LAST WORD. 22 00:00:49,166 --> 00:00:50,734 - SLEEPING WITH THREE PEOPLE AT THIS TABLE 23 00:00:50,734 --> 00:00:53,533 IN THE COURSE OF THREE WEEKS ISN'T CLASS. 24 00:00:53,533 --> 00:00:55,000 - OH, REALLY? THREE PEOPLE? 25 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,633 NAME THEM. - I DON'T NEED TO. 26 00:00:56,633 --> 00:00:58,200 - THAT'S DISGUSTING. 27 00:00:58,200 --> 00:00:59,734 - YOU SAID IT. 28 00:00:59,734 --> 00:01:01,567 - NORMALLY WHEN I LEAVE A DINNER PARTY, I THINK, 29 00:01:01,567 --> 00:01:04,567 "WOW, THAT WAS A LOVELY, WONDERFUL TIME." 30 00:01:04,567 --> 00:01:07,166 THIS WAS DEFINITELY NOT ONE OF THOSE INSTANCES. 31 00:01:08,533 --> 00:01:09,734 [upbeat music] 32 00:01:09,734 --> 00:01:11,133 - ♪♪ MM-HMM ♪♪ 33 00:01:11,133 --> 00:01:13,133 ♪♪ HE'S GOT MONEY ♪♪ 34 00:01:13,133 --> 00:01:14,700 ♪♪ HE'S IN MAGAZINES ♪♪ 35 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:16,367 ♪♪ HE'S GOT MORE HONEYS ♪♪ 36 00:01:16,367 --> 00:01:19,100 ♪♪ THAN ANY HONEYBEE ♪♪ 37 00:01:19,100 --> 00:01:21,133 ♪♪ BA BA-DOO ♪♪ 38 00:01:21,133 --> 00:01:22,667 ♪♪ BA-BA, DEE-EE-EE ♪♪ 39 00:01:22,667 --> 00:01:24,266 ♪♪ IT'S EASY ♪♪ 40 00:01:24,266 --> 00:01:25,433 ♪♪ AS THE BIRDS AND THE BEES ♪♪ 41 00:01:25,433 --> 00:01:26,633 ♪♪ AND THE ONE-TWO-THREES ♪♪ 42 00:01:26,633 --> 00:01:28,266 ♪♪ BA BA-DOO ♪♪ 43 00:01:28,266 --> 00:01:30,100 - THANK YOU FOR DINNER-- 44 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:31,533 - WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE? 45 00:01:31,533 --> 00:01:33,266 GO AWAY, AND YOU'RE NEVER INVITED AGAIN. 46 00:01:33,266 --> 00:01:35,333 - IT'S NOT YOUR HOUSE. 47 00:01:35,333 --> 00:01:37,667 IT'S THOMAS' HOUSE. 48 00:01:37,667 --> 00:01:40,467 OH, MY GOD. GIRLS ARE INSANE. 49 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:42,767 - YOU'RE [bleep] INSANE. 50 00:01:42,767 --> 00:01:45,133 SO IT'S OKAY FOR HIM TO SAY WHATEVER HE WANTS AROUND ME... 51 00:01:45,133 --> 00:01:47,400 - I MEAN, HE HIT A NERVE. - EVEN IF IT'S NOT TRUE? 52 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:51,333 - I JUST WANT TO KNOW, WHAT IS THE TRUTH? 53 00:01:51,333 --> 00:01:52,533 - YOU BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT. 54 00:01:52,533 --> 00:01:54,266 LOSE WHAT YOU WANT. 55 00:02:05,233 --> 00:02:09,000 - WHAT THE [bleep] JUST HAPPENED? 56 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,700 - WHY WAS HE SITTING THERE SAYING SHE HAD SEX 57 00:02:10,700 --> 00:02:13,400 WITH THREE GUYS AT THE TABLE AND MAKING A BIG STINK ABOUT IT? 58 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:16,166 - BECAUSE HE'S NOT A-- A SOUTHERN MAN. 59 00:02:16,166 --> 00:02:19,033 - MAKING A SCENE, THAT'S MY DAY? 60 00:02:19,033 --> 00:02:21,433 - I MEAN, I THINK CRAIG'S NUTTIER THAN A FRUITCAKE. 61 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:23,667 - [laughs] - [sighs] 62 00:02:23,667 --> 00:02:25,633 THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SOUTHERNER AND A NORTHERNER. 63 00:02:25,633 --> 00:02:27,433 YOU KNOW, SOUTHERNER MAY GO OUT THERE 64 00:02:27,433 --> 00:02:29,200 AND SLEEP WITH EVERYBODY, BUT THEY'RE NOT GONNA 65 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:31,367 TALK ABOUT SUCH THINGS AT THE DINNER TABLE. 66 00:02:31,367 --> 00:02:32,767 I MEAN, THAT WAS 67 00:02:32,767 --> 00:02:34,600 MY GREAT-GREAT-GRANDFATHER'S DINNER TABLE. 68 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:38,500 I'M REALLY CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT TO DO RIGHT NOW. 69 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:40,233 SHE'S UPSET WITH ME. I'M-- 70 00:02:40,233 --> 00:02:42,066 - 'CAUSE YOU WEREN'T DEFENDING HER AT THE TABLE. 71 00:02:42,066 --> 00:02:43,567 SHE WAS TARGETED. 72 00:02:43,567 --> 00:02:47,266 AND SHE WANTED YOU TO HAVE HER BACK. 73 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:52,233 - WELL... 74 00:02:52,233 --> 00:02:54,233 - I SHOULD'VE DONE SOMETHING. 75 00:02:54,233 --> 00:02:55,734 I'M JUST KIND OF STUNNED 76 00:02:55,734 --> 00:02:57,633 BECAUSE I'M NOT USED TO HANDLING A SITUATION LIKE THIS. 77 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:02,734 [sighs] 78 00:03:08,667 --> 00:03:10,200 - COOL. 79 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,433 - COME HERE. 80 00:03:17,233 --> 00:03:18,300 - THERE SHE IS. 81 00:03:18,300 --> 00:03:20,600 COME HAVE A SEAT. 82 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:22,400 I'M SO SORRY ABOUT ALL THAT. 83 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:24,300 [bleep]. 84 00:03:24,300 --> 00:03:26,367 I SHOULD'VE STOOD UP FOR YOU. 85 00:03:26,367 --> 00:03:27,500 - YEAH. 86 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:30,667 - I'M SORRY. 87 00:03:30,667 --> 00:03:34,166 CAN I GET YOU A GLASS OF WINE? 88 00:03:34,166 --> 00:03:35,433 - SURE. 89 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:43,533 - YOU CAN SIT THERE AND POUT, BUT WHAT'S DONE IS DONE. 90 00:03:43,533 --> 00:03:45,600 I'M NOT GONNA SIT IN JUDGMENT, 91 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,133 BUT I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH EVERYBODY-- 92 00:03:47,133 --> 00:03:49,200 UH-OH-- AT THAT TABLE... 93 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:50,567 ONLY TWO PEOPLE. 94 00:03:50,567 --> 00:03:54,200 [laughs] 95 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:55,600 SO SHE GOT ME BY ONE. 96 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:57,567 SHE CLIPPED ME BY ONE PERSON AT THE TABLE. 97 00:03:57,567 --> 00:04:01,033 [phone buzzes] 98 00:04:01,033 --> 00:04:04,400 MY PHONE JUST VIBRATED ON HER BUTT. 99 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:06,133 - THERE'S A DOUBLE STANDARD OUT THERE. 100 00:04:06,133 --> 00:04:08,633 SHEP AND CRAIG CAN GO OUT AND GET LAID 101 00:04:08,633 --> 00:04:11,266 EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK, 102 00:04:11,266 --> 00:04:13,300 AND THEY'LL RECEIVE HIGH FIVES FROM THEIR BUDDIES. 103 00:04:13,300 --> 00:04:14,367 - MY ASS IS VIBRATING, 104 00:04:14,367 --> 00:04:15,700 AND I KNOW IT'S GIRLS, 105 00:04:15,700 --> 00:04:18,367 AND THAT'S WHY I'M LAUGHING. 106 00:04:18,367 --> 00:04:21,200 - IF A WOMAN DOES IT, SHE'S LABELED A WHORE, 107 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:22,633 TRAMP, 108 00:04:22,633 --> 00:04:24,233 SLUT. 109 00:04:24,233 --> 00:04:25,333 I DON'T THINK THAT'S FAIR. 110 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:28,700 COME HERE. 111 00:04:28,700 --> 00:04:30,400 - LET'S DO DINNER ALL OVER AGAIN. 112 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:33,200 - JESUS. - SERIOUSLY, WITHOUT... 113 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:35,300 - ALL THE DRAMA? 114 00:04:35,300 --> 00:04:36,700 - [sighs] 115 00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:49,300 - [laughs] 116 00:04:49,300 --> 00:04:50,700 DUDE, YOU GOT TWO BALLS STUCK ON THE SIDE. 117 00:04:50,700 --> 00:04:52,533 - I KNOW, AS USUAL. 118 00:04:52,533 --> 00:04:54,066 IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP. 119 00:04:54,066 --> 00:04:55,667 JEEZ. 120 00:04:55,667 --> 00:04:57,000 I'M AWFUL. 121 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,133 SHAKING. 122 00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:00,166 - FROM LAST NIGHT? 123 00:05:00,166 --> 00:05:01,667 - YEAH. 124 00:05:01,667 --> 00:05:04,033 I'VE HAD A NIGHT TO REFLECT ON IT, 125 00:05:04,033 --> 00:05:06,767 AND I JUST DON'T FEEL BAD. 126 00:05:06,767 --> 00:05:09,133 I GOT SOME WINGS. I WAS STARVING. 127 00:05:09,133 --> 00:05:11,467 IF SOMETHING NEEDS TO BE SAID, I'M GONNA SAY IT. 128 00:05:11,467 --> 00:05:13,400 IT'S NOT FUN TELLING SOMEONE THEY HAVE FOOD IN THEIR TEETH, 129 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:16,200 BUT THEY'LL THANK YOU FOR IT LATER. 130 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:17,667 - I GUESS SHE WAS PISSED ABOUT LAST NIGHT 131 00:05:17,667 --> 00:05:19,433 BECAUSE OF THE, 132 00:05:19,433 --> 00:05:21,633 "SHE SLEPT WITH THREE PEOPLE AT THIS TABLE." 133 00:05:21,633 --> 00:05:23,467 - I DIDN'T NAME-DROP, THOUGH. 134 00:05:23,467 --> 00:05:25,066 - OH, GOD, IT'S JUST MATH. - I KNOW. 135 00:05:25,066 --> 00:05:26,734 - SIMPLE ARITHMETIC. - I DIDN'T MEAN THAT. 136 00:05:26,734 --> 00:05:28,533 SLEEPING WITH THREE PEOPLE AT THIS TABLE 137 00:05:28,533 --> 00:05:30,266 IN THE COURSE OF THREE WEEKS ISN'T CLASS, 138 00:05:30,266 --> 00:05:33,633 SO PLEASE DON'T MAKE COMMENTS ABOUT CLASS. 139 00:05:33,633 --> 00:05:36,767 - WE GOT--J.D., WHITNEY, THOMAS, ME, AND YOU 140 00:05:36,767 --> 00:05:38,633 WERE THE ONLY GUYS THERE. 141 00:05:38,633 --> 00:05:40,333 OBVIOUSLY J.D.'S OUT OF THE PICTURE. 142 00:05:40,333 --> 00:05:42,266 HE'S MARRIED, HAPPILY. 143 00:05:42,266 --> 00:05:43,433 - WELL, I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH HER. 144 00:05:43,433 --> 00:05:45,066 I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WITH HER. 145 00:05:45,066 --> 00:05:47,000 - SO THAT LEAVES ME, WHITNEY, AND THOMAS. 146 00:05:51,333 --> 00:05:52,734 I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT WHITNEY. 147 00:05:52,734 --> 00:05:54,433 - [chuckles] 148 00:05:54,433 --> 00:05:57,166 - DO YOU KNOW THAT FOR A FACT? 149 00:05:57,166 --> 00:05:58,734 - SOMEONE SAW WHITNEY AND HER 150 00:05:58,734 --> 00:06:01,100 LEAVE REPUBLIC TOGETHER ONE NIGHT. 151 00:06:01,100 --> 00:06:02,567 SO I KIND OF WAS JUST LIKE, ALL RIGHT, 152 00:06:02,567 --> 00:06:03,667 OBVIOUSLY THEY SLEPT TOGETHER. 153 00:06:03,667 --> 00:06:04,700 THEY WENT HOME TOGETHER. 154 00:06:04,700 --> 00:06:07,166 THOMAS IS GULLIBLE, 155 00:06:07,166 --> 00:06:09,233 AND I THINK SHE'S USING HIM FOR EVERYTHING HE HAS. 156 00:06:09,233 --> 00:06:12,133 - WOW, IF THAT'S THE CASE, THAT'S PRETTY SAD. 157 00:06:12,133 --> 00:06:13,533 - WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK THE CASE IS, THEN, 158 00:06:13,533 --> 00:06:14,567 THAT SHE LIKES HIM? 159 00:06:14,567 --> 00:06:16,200 - I THINK SHE DOES LIKE HIM. 160 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:17,734 YEAH. - WHAT PLANET ARE YOU LIVING ON? 161 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:25,567 - KATHRYN, I'M MAKING A LITTLE SCREWDRIVER. 162 00:06:25,567 --> 00:06:26,667 CAN I MAKE YOU ONE? 163 00:06:26,667 --> 00:06:29,266 - PLEASE, IF YOU DON'T MIND. 164 00:06:29,266 --> 00:06:32,767 - I'M DISAPPOINTED THAT THE DINNER PARTY DEVOLVED 165 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:37,133 TO THIS SORT OF CHAOTIC MOMENT. 166 00:06:37,133 --> 00:06:39,433 - WHAT ARE WE HAVING DRINKS FOR? 167 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:42,200 - LET'S JUST TAKE A WALK, MM-KAY? 168 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:43,533 LET'S TAKE A LITTLE WALKIE. 169 00:06:43,533 --> 00:06:47,233 GET A LITTLE WALKIE-TALKIE. 170 00:06:49,533 --> 00:06:51,133 I'M FALLING FOR THIS GIRL. 171 00:06:51,133 --> 00:06:52,400 I REALLY CARE ABOUT HER. 172 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:54,300 AND AS A SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN, 173 00:06:54,300 --> 00:06:56,166 I NEEDED TO STAND UP FOR HER. 174 00:06:59,433 --> 00:07:02,700 LET'S TALK BRIEFLY ABOUT LAST NIGHT. 175 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:04,400 - MM-HMM. 176 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:05,767 - I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE ANGRY. 177 00:07:05,767 --> 00:07:08,767 - YEAH. 178 00:07:08,767 --> 00:07:10,734 I FELT ATTACKED BY CRAIG. 179 00:07:10,734 --> 00:07:13,533 WHENEVER SOMEONE ATTACKS ME AND MY REPUTATION, 180 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:15,133 YOU SEE A WHOLE NOTHER SIDE OF ME. 181 00:07:15,133 --> 00:07:16,700 - I WANT TO APOLOGIZE. 182 00:07:16,700 --> 00:07:19,266 I SHOULD'VE SAID SOMETHING, BUT I WAS TOO STUNNED 183 00:07:19,266 --> 00:07:21,367 TO EVEN REALLY REACT AFTER THE-- 184 00:07:21,367 --> 00:07:23,500 I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU AND THEN PROCESS IT. 185 00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:26,100 - I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE HE CAME UP WITH IT. 186 00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:27,667 I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S HIS EGO. 187 00:07:27,667 --> 00:07:29,200 HE DOESN'T WANT TO FEEL REJECTED 188 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:32,400 BECAUSE I WAS NOT INTERESTED IN HIM. 189 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:35,300 I MEAN, WHO'S THIS THIRD GUY I HOOKED UP WITH? 190 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:37,467 THAT HAS NEVER HAPPENED. 191 00:07:37,467 --> 00:07:39,000 EVER. 192 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,467 - I BELIEVE YOU, TOTALLY. 193 00:07:40,467 --> 00:07:42,667 - I MEAN, I'M NOT LYING. 194 00:07:42,667 --> 00:07:44,633 I'M NOT A LIAR. 195 00:07:44,633 --> 00:07:47,200 I WASN'T RAISED THAT WAY. - YEAH. 196 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,767 I KNOW THAT CRAIG'S UPSET WITH HER 197 00:07:48,767 --> 00:07:50,500 BECAUSE SHE HAD REJECTED HIM. 198 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:52,567 SO I WANTED TO GIVE HIM A PASS ON IT. 199 00:07:52,567 --> 00:07:54,567 BUT I TRUST KATHRYN, 200 00:07:54,567 --> 00:07:56,467 AND IF SHE SAYS HE'S FULL OF [bleep], I BELIEVE IT. 201 00:07:56,467 --> 00:08:00,467 - I'M NOT WITH YOU BECAUSE OF MONEY OR STATUS OR ANYTHING. 202 00:08:00,467 --> 00:08:03,633 I'M WITH YOU BECAUSE I WANT TO BE WITH YOU. 203 00:08:05,567 --> 00:08:07,467 - I'VE HEARD ALL THE NAYSAYERS 204 00:08:07,467 --> 00:08:10,700 SPEAKING AGAINST KATHRYN AND MY DATING HER. 205 00:08:10,700 --> 00:08:13,300 BUT, YOU KNOW, I CARE DEEPLY ABOUT HER, 206 00:08:13,300 --> 00:08:16,333 AND I THINK THAT YOU HAVE TO REALLY TRUST 207 00:08:16,333 --> 00:08:18,700 THAT INNER VOICE BECAUSE THAT'S YOUR INTUITION. 208 00:08:18,700 --> 00:08:21,333 LOOK, YOU'RE FUN-LOVING. 209 00:08:21,333 --> 00:08:22,667 YOU GOT A GREAT PERSONALITY. 210 00:08:22,667 --> 00:08:24,033 YOU DON'T PULL ANY PUNCHES. 211 00:08:24,033 --> 00:08:25,767 YOU'RE HONEST. 212 00:08:25,767 --> 00:08:29,367 I'LL STAND UP FOR YOU. 213 00:08:29,367 --> 00:08:31,600 - WELL, THANK YOU. 214 00:08:33,100 --> 00:08:34,533 - WELL, YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW, 215 00:08:34,533 --> 00:08:36,066 BUT WE ALL KNOW SHE HAS ULTERIOR MOTIVES. 216 00:08:36,066 --> 00:08:37,700 - WHAT? SHE WANTS MONEY? 217 00:08:37,700 --> 00:08:39,633 DUDE, SHE'S GOT MONEY, RIGHT? - NO, NO, I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 218 00:08:39,633 --> 00:08:41,266 - OKAY. - NO. 219 00:08:41,266 --> 00:08:44,000 I THINK SHE LIKES BEING AROUND ATTENTION. 220 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,333 I THINK SHE THINKS WE'RE FUN PEOPLE. 221 00:08:45,333 --> 00:08:46,767 AND THEN SHE LOCKED IN THOMAS. 222 00:08:46,767 --> 00:08:48,400 AND SHE'S LIKE, "OH." 223 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:49,333 - SHE WANTS TO BE IN OUR INNER CIRCLE. 224 00:08:49,333 --> 00:08:50,734 - YES. 225 00:08:50,734 --> 00:08:52,500 - SHE'S GOING ABOUT IT IN A STRANGE WAY. 226 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:54,100 - IT'S WORKING, THOUGH, ISN'T IT? 227 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:55,533 - SHE'S JUST YOUNG AND DUMB. 228 00:08:55,533 --> 00:08:57,500 - WELL, SHE'S YOUNG AND HAVING FUN. 229 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:59,467 HERE'S WHAT IT ALL COMES DOWN TO, RIGHT? 230 00:08:59,467 --> 00:09:03,033 TO US, A GIRL USING US ISN'T A BIG DEAL, 231 00:09:03,033 --> 00:09:05,467 'CAUSE WE DON'T HAVE [bleep] FEELINGS, REALLY. 232 00:09:05,467 --> 00:09:07,133 WE DON'T GET ATTACHED. 233 00:09:07,133 --> 00:09:09,767 FOR THOMAS, WHAT HAPPENS FOR TWO MONTHS 234 00:09:09,767 --> 00:09:11,400 IF HE REALLY BELIEVES THIS IS REAL? 235 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:13,200 - CAN YOU BELIEVE HIS SPEECH LAST NIGHT? 236 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:14,633 IT WAS LIKE TALKING ABOUT THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY 237 00:09:14,633 --> 00:09:16,233 IN FRONT OF THE GIRL THAT JUST MOVED IN. 238 00:09:16,233 --> 00:09:18,033 - IT'S ALL BIZARRE. - THAT'S CRAZY. 239 00:09:18,033 --> 00:09:19,600 - WHAT IF THOMAS FALLS FOR HER? 240 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,367 YOU KNOW SHE DOESN'T HAVE FEELINGS FOR THOMAS. 241 00:09:21,367 --> 00:09:23,166 - I DON'T KNOW THAT. I DON'T KNOW THAT. 242 00:09:23,166 --> 00:09:24,700 - I DO. - I DON'T KNOW THAT. 243 00:09:24,700 --> 00:09:26,433 - WHAT IF SHE JUST LEAVES? WHAT HAPPENS TO THOMAS? 244 00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:27,667 HE GETS [bleep] OVER. 245 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:28,767 SO MY JOB AS A FRIEND IS TO MAKE SURE 246 00:09:28,767 --> 00:09:30,533 HE DOESN'T GET [bleep] OVER. 247 00:09:30,533 --> 00:09:31,567 - DUDE, NO, YOUR JOB IS TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. 248 00:09:34,133 --> 00:09:36,066 - ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT ARE WE DOING THIS WEEKEND? 249 00:09:36,066 --> 00:09:39,734 - THE FOUR OF US-- ME, WHITNEY, YOU, THOMAS-- 250 00:09:39,734 --> 00:09:41,633 ARE GONNA GO UP TO THE FARM. 251 00:09:41,633 --> 00:09:45,200 MY DAD'S FAMILY HAS THIS GREAT FARM AND HUNTING LANDS 252 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:47,100 IN BOYKIN, SOUTH CAROLINA, 253 00:09:47,100 --> 00:09:50,233 AND I GO UP THERE AND HUNT FOR DEER, DOVE, 254 00:09:50,233 --> 00:09:52,533 AND DUCK AND SOMETIMES BOAR. 255 00:09:52,533 --> 00:09:54,300 WAIT TILL YOU SEE THIS PLACE. 256 00:09:54,300 --> 00:09:56,633 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A "GUY'S NIGHT," YOU KNOW? 257 00:09:56,633 --> 00:09:58,400 - YEAH, WE COULD USE ONE OF THOSE. 258 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:00,133 - AND THEN THE GIRLS WILL COME UP ON SATURDAY. 259 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:03,100 BUT I DON'T WANT GONE WITH THE WIND 260 00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:05,667 RHETT BUTLER, SCARLETT O'HARA BULL[bleep], 261 00:10:05,667 --> 00:10:07,233 AND I FEEL LIKE THAT'S KIND OF WHAT IT IS 262 00:10:07,233 --> 00:10:08,333 WITH THOMAS AND KATHRYN. 263 00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:09,467 I DON'T NEED THAT STUFF. 264 00:10:09,467 --> 00:10:11,367 - PURE FUN. - AND WE--YEAH. 265 00:10:11,367 --> 00:10:13,433 I MEAN, WE'RE IN THE COUNTRY, AND BELIEVE ME, I GOT GUNS. 266 00:10:13,433 --> 00:10:15,266 [both laugh] 267 00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:16,767 - COMING UP... 268 00:10:16,767 --> 00:10:18,433 - ARE YOU EXCITED TO MEET MY PARENTS? 269 00:10:18,433 --> 00:10:20,333 - I'M IMAGINING WHAT THE FATHER'S THINKING ABOUT ME, 270 00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:22,433 YOU KNOW, "DIRTY OLD MAN." 271 00:10:22,433 --> 00:10:24,367 - I WANT TO SPEAK TO THOMAS JUST A MINUTE. 272 00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:38,333 - GOOD MORNING. 273 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:39,734 - GOOD MORNING. HOW ARE YOU? 274 00:10:39,734 --> 00:10:42,033 - GOOD. I NEED SOME COFFEE. 275 00:10:42,033 --> 00:10:43,667 - YOU BETTER LET ME MAKE IT THIS TIME. 276 00:10:43,667 --> 00:10:45,233 - YOU MAKE IT, PLEASE, 277 00:10:45,233 --> 00:10:48,066 'CAUSE I CANNOT MAKE IT RIGHT, APPARENTLY. 278 00:10:48,066 --> 00:10:49,667 - I'M VERY PARTICULAR ABOUT MY COFFEE. 279 00:10:49,667 --> 00:10:51,333 - WE KNOW THAT. 280 00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:53,233 - IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I'VE BEEN THIS SERIOUS 281 00:10:53,233 --> 00:10:55,166 ABOUT A GIRL. 282 00:10:55,166 --> 00:10:58,367 I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE SHE COULD POSSIBLY BE THE ONE 283 00:10:58,367 --> 00:11:01,100 THAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR ALL THESE YEARS. 284 00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:03,633 - ARE YOU EXCITED FOR TODAY TO MEET MY PARENTS? 285 00:11:03,633 --> 00:11:05,333 OR ARE YOU NERVOUS? 286 00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:07,600 - LET ME HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE, AND THEN I'LL DECIDE. 287 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,266 - [chuckles] THEN YOU'LL DECIDE. 288 00:11:09,266 --> 00:11:10,700 - WHAT TIME WE GOT TO BE OVER THERE? 289 00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:14,033 - I THINK WE'RE HAVING DINNER AT 6:30. 290 00:11:14,033 --> 00:11:15,767 - WE GET THERE ABOUT 5:00 FOR DRINKS? 291 00:11:15,767 --> 00:11:17,500 - NO. [laughs] 292 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:19,033 - WHAT? 293 00:11:19,033 --> 00:11:21,633 - BECAUSE MY FAMILY DOESN'T DRINK. 294 00:11:21,633 --> 00:11:24,533 MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER WAS ASSASSINATED OVER ALCOHOL. 295 00:11:24,533 --> 00:11:26,333 - HE WAS A RUMRUNNER? 296 00:11:26,333 --> 00:11:29,100 - NO, HE WAS A SENATOR AND GOT KILLED 297 00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:32,100 BY AL CAPONE'S "LITTLE PEOPLE." 298 00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:33,633 - MAYBE I'LL JUST PACK A FLASK. 299 00:11:33,633 --> 00:11:35,367 - [laughs] - IS THAT OKAY? 300 00:11:35,367 --> 00:11:37,367 ARE THEY LOOKING? [clicks teeth] 301 00:11:37,367 --> 00:11:40,734 - NO, WE DO NOT NEED TO HAVE ANY DRINKING AT MY DINNER. 302 00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:42,734 - KATHRYN THINKS IT'S ABOUT TIME I MEET HER FAMILY. 303 00:11:42,734 --> 00:11:46,734 I'M SURE SHE'S FOREWARNED THEM THAT I'M A LITTLE OLDER, 304 00:11:46,734 --> 00:11:48,433 PROBABLY NOT WHO I AM. 305 00:11:48,433 --> 00:11:53,166 BUT I GOT TO TELL YOU, I'M A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE. 306 00:11:53,166 --> 00:11:55,000 DOES YOUR MOM-- YOU SHARE A LOT WITH HER. 307 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:58,533 DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT THIS SCARE WE HAD? 308 00:11:58,533 --> 00:12:00,233 - YES, SHE DOES. 309 00:12:00,233 --> 00:12:02,000 - WHAT'D SHE SAY ABOUT THAT? 310 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,600 - SHE SAID, "IF YOU'RE TRYING TO GET PREGNANT, 311 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,200 YOU NEED TO START TAKING PRENATAL VITAMINS." 312 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:06,333 - REALLY? - YEAH. 313 00:12:16,066 --> 00:12:17,734 [doorbell dings] 314 00:12:17,734 --> 00:12:19,166 - HEY. - HELLO. 315 00:12:19,166 --> 00:12:20,633 HEY, BABY, HOW ARE YOU? - HOW ARE YOU? 316 00:12:20,633 --> 00:12:22,133 GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? - LET ME LOOK AT YOU. 317 00:12:22,133 --> 00:12:23,233 - YOU LOOK NICE. 318 00:12:23,233 --> 00:12:24,633 - YOU LOOK ALL BODACIOUS. 319 00:12:24,633 --> 00:12:25,667 WHAT'D YOU FIND? - [sighs] 320 00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:27,266 YOUR HONEY HUT... 321 00:12:27,266 --> 00:12:29,300 - YEAH? - YOUR STABBIN' CABIN. 322 00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:30,600 I MEAN, IT'S NOT THIS PLACE, 323 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,333 BUT I THINK YOU'LL REALLY LIKE IT. 324 00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:33,433 - FANTASTIC. 325 00:12:33,433 --> 00:12:35,200 - IT'S TECHNICALLY FOR RENT, 326 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:37,433 BUT THERE'S AN OPTION TO BUY IT IF YOU WANT TO. 327 00:12:37,433 --> 00:12:39,066 - OKAY. 328 00:12:39,066 --> 00:12:41,066 - I REALLY DO NOT WANT TO START MY REAL ESTATE CAREER 329 00:12:41,066 --> 00:12:44,066 BY FINDING WHITNEY HIS STABBIN' CABIN, 330 00:12:44,066 --> 00:12:45,734 BUT AT THIS POINT, I'M GONNA TAKE WHAT I CAN GET. 331 00:12:45,734 --> 00:12:47,667 BEGGARS CANNOT BE CHOOSERS. 332 00:12:51,266 --> 00:12:52,400 - NICE. - YOU EXCITED? 333 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:54,066 - SO EXCITED. WHOO! 334 00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:56,100 - WELCOME HOME, WHITNEY. 335 00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:57,066 - GOD. 336 00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:04,500 - A FEW FEATURES-- 337 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:06,166 EXPOSED BRICK, WHICH IS REALLY COOL. 338 00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:08,533 YOU HAVE REALLY HIGH, BEAUTIFUL WINDOWS 339 00:13:08,533 --> 00:13:10,700 WITH LOTS OF NATURAL LIGHT IN HERE. 340 00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:13,166 YOU HAVE A ROOFTOP DECK WHERE YOU CAN HAVE PARTIES. 341 00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:14,233 - GOOD. 342 00:13:14,233 --> 00:13:16,133 - IT COMES FULLY FURNISHED. 343 00:13:16,133 --> 00:13:20,467 - THIS IS RESTORATION HARDWARE. 344 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,233 - I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S FROM, BUT IT'S NICE. 345 00:13:22,233 --> 00:13:23,467 IT'S MOVE-IN READY. 346 00:13:23,467 --> 00:13:25,133 WHITNEY, DUE TO HIS UPBRINGING, 347 00:13:25,133 --> 00:13:28,200 HE IS ACCUSTOMED TO A CERTAIN LIFESTYLE. 348 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:30,400 NOW, IMAGINE WAKING UP HERE, WHITNEY. 349 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,266 - SO THIS IS A MASTER BEDROOM? 350 00:13:32,266 --> 00:13:34,700 - I AM DEFINITELY GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT TOOTH AND NAIL 351 00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:37,467 TO SELL THIS PLACE. 352 00:13:37,467 --> 00:13:39,100 ISN'T THIS COOL? - YEAH. 353 00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:40,567 THIS IS A HUGE SELLING POINT OF THE HOUSE, I THINK. 354 00:13:40,567 --> 00:13:41,700 - COOL. 355 00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:43,400 - SO YOU HAVE THIS GREAT BALCONY 356 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:46,000 THAT OVERLOOKS YOUR LAIR. 357 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,266 - I LIKE IT. - ISN'T THIS COOL? 358 00:13:47,266 --> 00:13:48,233 - YOU CAN, LIKE... 359 00:13:48,233 --> 00:13:50,500 ♪♪ LAY IT DOWN ♪♪ 360 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,433 ♪♪ LAY IT DOWN ♪♪ 361 00:13:52,433 --> 00:13:54,667 I SEE A POLE, AND I JUST GO CRAZY. 362 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,567 - YOU'VE GOT SERIOUS ISSUES. 363 00:13:56,567 --> 00:13:57,500 - I DO. - COME ON. 364 00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:02,767 WHAT DO YOU LIKE? WHAT DO YOU NOT LIKE? 365 00:14:02,767 --> 00:14:04,400 - I'M NOT CRAZY ABOUT THE FURNISHINGS. 366 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,000 IT'S A LITTLE SHABBY. 367 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,133 - YOU CAN ALWAYS REPLACE THEM, WHITNEY. 368 00:14:07,133 --> 00:14:08,400 - MM-KAY. 369 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,166 - ARE YOU GONNA DO IT? 370 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,033 - LET'S DO IT. LET'S SHAKE. 371 00:14:15,033 --> 00:14:16,300 - [gasps] 372 00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:17,633 I'M SO EXCITED FOR YOU, WHITNEY. 373 00:14:17,633 --> 00:14:19,133 - I KNOW. - THIS IS A BIG MOVE. 374 00:14:19,133 --> 00:14:20,200 - I KNOW. - YOU'RE GROWING UP. 375 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,567 YOU'RE LEAVING THE NEST. 376 00:14:21,567 --> 00:14:23,500 - SO WHEN CAN I MOVE IN? 377 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:25,667 - TECHNICALLY, IF WE GOT THE PAPERWORK DONE TONIGHT, 378 00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:27,300 YOU COULD MOVE IN TOMORROW. 379 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,300 TURNKEY READY, BABY. 380 00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:32,533 I AM SO HAPPY WHITNEY IS GOING TO TAKE THIS HOUSE. 381 00:14:32,533 --> 00:14:36,400 I AM CALCULATING MY COMMISSION IN MY HEAD AS WE SPEAK. 382 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,133 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO... - WHAT? 383 00:14:38,133 --> 00:14:40,266 - SINCE THIS IS GOING TO BE YOUR NEW PLACE? 384 00:14:40,266 --> 00:14:42,367 YOU SHOULD INAUGURATE IT WITH A PARTY. 385 00:14:42,367 --> 00:14:45,133 YOU COULD DO, LIKE, A ROOFTOP FOURTH OF JULY PARTY. 386 00:14:45,133 --> 00:14:47,200 - I THINK I'M A LITTLE PUT OFF PARTIES AT THIS POINT, 387 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:48,467 ESPECIALLY IN THIS TOWN. 388 00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:50,066 I MEAN, THOMAS' [bleep] DINNER PARTY, 389 00:14:50,066 --> 00:14:51,567 LIKE, ONCE THE DRAMA STARTED, 390 00:14:51,567 --> 00:14:53,500 I JUST WANTED TO LEAVE THERE AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. 391 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:55,200 - WELL, I MEAN, HOW'D THAT MAKE YOU FEEL? 392 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:56,467 - WHAT? WHEN WE CALLED ME JUDGMENTAL? 393 00:14:56,467 --> 00:14:57,533 - YEAH. 394 00:14:57,533 --> 00:14:58,567 - TO WHITNEY HERE, 395 00:14:58,567 --> 00:15:00,533 I KNOW YOU TO BE INTOLERANT, 396 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:05,033 YOU KNOW, VERY CLOSE-MINDED, NARROW-MINDED, 397 00:15:05,033 --> 00:15:06,767 VERY JUDGMENTAL. 398 00:15:06,767 --> 00:15:08,367 - IT WAS WEIRD. 399 00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:09,400 I MEAN, LOOK, HE HAD SOMETHING IN STORE, 400 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,166 SO JUST LET HIM [bleep] VENT 401 00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:13,033 AND THEN JUST, LIKE, YOU KNOW, GET OUT OF THERE. 402 00:15:13,033 --> 00:15:15,000 THOMAS HAS GOTTEN A LITTLE MORE OFF-KILTER. 403 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,000 INITIALLY WITH KATHRYN, 404 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,567 I THOUGHT IT WASN'T GOOD FOR HIS POLITICAL CAREER. 405 00:15:19,567 --> 00:15:21,400 BUT AS A FRIEND, 406 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:23,233 I DON'T THINK SHE'S GOOD FOR HIM PERSONALLY. 407 00:15:23,233 --> 00:15:24,734 A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT HIM. 408 00:15:24,734 --> 00:15:28,100 - CRAIG WAS NOT VERY NICE TO KATHRYN. 409 00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:29,600 AND I WAS KIND OF CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT HE SAID. 410 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,433 HE SAID THAT SHE HAD, LIKE, 411 00:15:31,433 --> 00:15:33,400 SLEPT WITH, LIKE, THREE GUYS AT THE TABLE. 412 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,200 - YEAH, YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. 413 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,133 I DON'T KNOW WHO SHE'D BE REFERRING TO. 414 00:15:37,133 --> 00:15:39,033 BUT, YOU KNOW, 415 00:15:39,033 --> 00:15:40,500 I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION, SO I DON'T KNOW. 416 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,166 - WELL, I MEAN, DO YOU THINK THERE'S TRUTH 417 00:15:42,166 --> 00:15:43,533 TO ANY OF IT, LIKE... 418 00:15:43,533 --> 00:15:45,567 - I WASN'T LISTENING. I JUST WANTED TO LEAVE. 419 00:15:45,567 --> 00:15:47,400 - YOU KNOW WE'RE GONNA BE AROUND THOMAS AND KATHRYN 420 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,200 ALL WEEKEND AT SHEP'S. 421 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,767 GOING PIGSTICKIN'. HAVE YOU EVER KILLED A HOG? 422 00:15:50,767 --> 00:15:52,233 - I'VE NOT KILLED A HOG, AND ACTUALLY, 423 00:15:52,233 --> 00:15:53,367 I HOPE WE DON'T FIND ONE. 424 00:15:53,367 --> 00:15:54,433 - WHY? IT'S REALLY GOOD. 425 00:15:54,433 --> 00:15:56,333 - OH, YEAH? 426 00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:57,333 - I COULD NEVER KILL ONE, BUT I'LL EAT 'EM. 427 00:16:01,033 --> 00:16:03,133 - I'VE NEVER BROUGHT ANYONE TO MEET MY GRANDMOTHER, 428 00:16:03,133 --> 00:16:05,233 MY FATHER, AND MY MOTHER AT THE SAME TIME. 429 00:16:05,233 --> 00:16:06,133 - I'M THE FIRST? 430 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,233 - YES. 431 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:22,500 YOU READY FOR THIS? - SURE. 432 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,567 - WE'RE ALREADY HERE. YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE. 433 00:16:26,734 --> 00:16:29,166 - IT'S SORT OF COINCIDENTAL, BUT THE DENNIS FAMILY, 434 00:16:29,166 --> 00:16:31,400 THEY'RE FRENCH HUGUENOTS LIKE THE RAVENELS. 435 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:34,033 AND THEY CAME OVER ON THE BOAT WHEN WE DID 436 00:16:34,033 --> 00:16:37,433 WHEN THE HUGUENOTS WERE KICKED OUT OF FRANCE BACK IN THE 1680s. 437 00:16:37,433 --> 00:16:39,767 - HELLO. - HELLO. 438 00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:41,667 - GRANDMOTHER. - HEY, DARLING. 439 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,300 - HOW YOU DOING, MA'AM? - HI. HOW ARE YOU? 440 00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:44,767 - THOMAS RAVENEL. SO GOOD TO MEET YOU. 441 00:16:44,767 --> 00:16:46,367 IT'S A PLEASURE. - HELLO, THOMAS. 442 00:16:46,367 --> 00:16:48,767 SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. - HEY, GOOD TO SEE YOU. 443 00:16:48,767 --> 00:16:50,300 ALL RIGHT, HOW YOU DOING, SIR? 444 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:51,333 - LONG TIME, LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETIN' YOU. 445 00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:52,400 - YEAH. - I'M STARVING. 446 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,100 - UPON SEEING KATHRYN'S DAD, 447 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,500 IT COMPOUNDS THE ANXIETY 448 00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,166 BECAUSE I REALIZE, YOU KNOW, 449 00:16:58,166 --> 00:16:59,567 HE'S NOT THAT MUCH OLDER THAN ME. 450 00:16:59,567 --> 00:17:01,533 - THIS IS LIGHT. 451 00:17:01,533 --> 00:17:03,734 I HOPE THAT Y'ALL COULD EAT JUST SOMETHING VERY LIGHT. 452 00:17:03,734 --> 00:17:05,266 - THAT'S FINE. 453 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,700 - YEAH, I'D LOVE SOME. 454 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,767 - IF ANYONE NEEDS SPLENDA, IT'S RIGHT THERE. 455 00:17:16,767 --> 00:17:17,700 SHALL WE SAY THE BLESSING? 456 00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:19,467 - YES. 457 00:17:19,467 --> 00:17:20,533 - LET'S SING. - ALL RIGHT. 458 00:17:20,533 --> 00:17:21,467 YOU WANT TO SING IT? - YEAH. 459 00:17:21,467 --> 00:17:23,367 - ALL RIGHT. 460 00:17:23,367 --> 00:17:26,767 all: ♪♪ WE BOW WITH GRATEFUL HEARTS TO THEE ♪♪ 461 00:17:26,767 --> 00:17:30,133 ♪♪ YOU GIVETH LIFE AND LOVE ♪♪ 462 00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:33,633 ♪♪ WE PRAY, O GOD, FOR THY RICH GRACE ♪♪ 463 00:17:33,633 --> 00:17:36,300 ♪♪ AND HEALING FROM ABOVE ♪♪ 464 00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:38,367 ♪♪ AMEN ♪♪ 465 00:17:38,367 --> 00:17:40,400 - THAT'S OUR FAMILY PRAYER. - VERY NICE. 466 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,500 THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. 467 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,166 - THANK Y'ALL FOR DINNER. 468 00:17:43,166 --> 00:17:45,533 - YEAH, THANKS FOR HAVING ME. - OH, YOU ARE WELCOME. 469 00:17:45,533 --> 00:17:47,667 - I LOVE YOUR HOME. BEAUTIFUL HOME. 470 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:50,600 - THIS HOUSE WAS BUILT BEFORE THE CIVIL WAR, 471 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,567 AND THEN THIS PLANTATION, 472 00:17:52,567 --> 00:17:54,633 WHICH WAS ALL, OF COURSE, PART OF FAIRLAWN BARONY. 473 00:17:54,633 --> 00:17:56,400 - SO MUCH HISTORY RIGHT HERE. 474 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,400 - YEAH, I RECKON THAT'S WHY I LOVE IT SO MUCH. 475 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,500 WELL, I CAN TALK A LOT ABOUT HISTORY, SO... 476 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:03,633 - I'M IMAGINING WHAT THE FATHER'S THINKING ABOUT ME. 477 00:18:03,633 --> 00:18:05,300 YOU KNOW, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY YOUNG DAUGHTER, 478 00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:06,700 MY YOUNG, BEAUTIFUL KATHRYN?" 479 00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:09,000 YOU KNOW, "DIRTY OLD MAN." 480 00:18:12,066 --> 00:18:14,300 - WELL, WHAT HAVE Y'ALL BEEN UP TO THIS SUMMER? 481 00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:15,533 - [chuckles] 482 00:18:15,533 --> 00:18:16,633 HAVING A LOT OF FUN. 483 00:18:16,633 --> 00:18:18,200 - LIVING LIFE. 484 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,200 - LIFE'S GOOD? 485 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,166 - LIFE'S GOOD. 486 00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:25,300 - SO YOU'RE NOT COMING BACK TO MONCK'S CORNER, I TAKE IT? 487 00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:26,734 - I LIKE BEING IN CHARLESTON. 488 00:18:26,734 --> 00:18:28,400 - MM-HMM. 489 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,567 [crickets chirping] 490 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:31,233 - THAT WAS DELICIOUS. 491 00:18:31,233 --> 00:18:33,033 YOU READY TO HEAD OUT BEFORE IT GETS TOO DARK, OR... 492 00:18:33,033 --> 00:18:34,567 - YEAH, SURE. 493 00:18:34,567 --> 00:18:37,633 - I WANT TO SPEAK TO THOMAS JUST A MINUTE. 494 00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,133 - ALL RIGHT, YEAH. 495 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,133 - I APPRECIATE YOU TAKING THE TIME 496 00:18:48,133 --> 00:18:50,166 TO COME UP HERE TO-- TO SEE ME. 497 00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:52,633 JUST CURIOUS, BEING A DAD... 498 00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:54,367 - YEAH. 499 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:57,200 - YOU AND KATHRYN, Y'ALL DATING A LITTLE BIT? 500 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,100 - YEAH, WE'VE BEEN DATING. 501 00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:01,000 - YOU KNOW, KATHRYN AND I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE. 502 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,533 - UH-HUH. 503 00:19:02,533 --> 00:19:04,533 - EVEN MORE SO I THINK THAN A FATHER AND DAUGHTER; 504 00:19:04,533 --> 00:19:06,734 WE'VE BEEN REAL GOOD FRIENDS. 505 00:19:06,734 --> 00:19:09,633 - WELL, YOU KNOW, I JUST WANT WHAT'S BEST FOR HER. 506 00:19:09,633 --> 00:19:11,333 - AND THAT'S ALL I WANT TO. 507 00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:13,200 - I MEAN, THERE IS AN AGE DIFFERENCE, 508 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,333 YOU KNOW, OBVIOUSLY. 509 00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:15,633 - OH, SURE, I KNOW. 510 00:19:15,633 --> 00:19:17,433 BUT THE AGE THING... - MM-HMM. 511 00:19:17,433 --> 00:19:20,200 - DADDY'S SISTER, AUNT BEE, SHE MARRIED A MAN-- 512 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,166 MOTHER TOLD ME THERE WAS 40 YEARS DIFFERENCE IN 'EM. 513 00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:23,500 [laughs] - WOW. 514 00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,166 - WELL, KATHRYN, 515 00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:26,200 SEEMED LIKE SHE ALWAYS GOT ALONG BETTER-- 516 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,333 - YEAH. 517 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,467 - WITH AN OLDER CROWD, 518 00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:29,700 EVEN IN COLLEGE AND EVERYWHERE. 519 00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:31,433 - SHE'S AN OLD SOUL. 520 00:19:31,433 --> 00:19:34,066 AND, YOU KNOW, I WAS STRUCK IMMEDIATELY BY HER-- 521 00:19:34,066 --> 00:19:35,700 HER POISE AND... - YEAH. 522 00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:37,000 - CONFIDENCE. 523 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,266 - I'M VERY PROUD OF HER. 524 00:19:38,266 --> 00:19:40,533 I KNOW MY DADDY IN THAT PORTRAIT THERE, 525 00:19:40,533 --> 00:19:42,400 HE'S LOOKING DOWN ON HER. 526 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,433 I KNOW HE'S PROUD OF HIS GRANDDAUGHTER TOO. 527 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,066 - WELL, SHE--I KNOW SHE COMES FROM GOOD STOCK. 528 00:19:46,066 --> 00:19:47,700 - YEAH. 529 00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:50,500 - MEETING YOU AND HER MOM AND GRANDMOTHER, 530 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,133 IT ALL MAKES SENSE TO ME NOW. 531 00:19:52,133 --> 00:19:54,033 FINALLY ALL OF MY WORRIES 532 00:19:54,033 --> 00:19:56,333 THAT I HAVE ABOUT HER HAVE GONE AWAY. 533 00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:57,667 - GLAD WE HAD THE CHANCE TO TALK TOO... 534 00:19:57,667 --> 00:19:59,066 - ABSOLUTELY. - AND TALK ABOUT IT. 535 00:19:59,066 --> 00:20:00,033 FANTASTIC. - OKAY. 536 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,333 - GREAT. 537 00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:03,333 - COMING UP... 538 00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:05,233 - THERE WE GO. 539 00:20:05,233 --> 00:20:07,200 - ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU CAN TELL THAT THERE'S PIGS NEARBY. 540 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,400 HE'S ONTO SOMETHING. 541 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:10,000 [pig oinks, dog barks] 542 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,700 [gunshot] - DID YOU HIT IT? 543 00:20:20,467 --> 00:20:22,033 - HERE WE GO. HERE YOU GO. 544 00:20:22,033 --> 00:20:23,133 - THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 545 00:20:24,533 --> 00:20:26,133 - YUP. 546 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,700 I LOVE GUNS. 547 00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:32,200 I GREW UP WITH THEM-- 548 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,633 DUCK HUNTING, 549 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:36,433 DO A LOT OF PHEASANT SHOOTING IN ENGLAND. 550 00:20:36,433 --> 00:20:39,500 SOMETHING KIND OF CATHARTIC ABOUT FIRING OFF SOME ROUNDS. 551 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,667 I'VE NEVER DONE PIGSTICKING. 552 00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:43,333 LAST THING I WANT TO DO IS, LIKE, END MY LIFE 553 00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:46,033 GETTING GORED BY A WILD HOG. 554 00:20:52,266 --> 00:20:54,066 - [sighs] 555 00:20:54,066 --> 00:20:55,467 OH, BOY. 556 00:20:55,467 --> 00:20:57,233 - WE'RE GOING ON A JOURNEY, BUB. 557 00:20:57,233 --> 00:20:59,000 I'M EXCITED AND NERVOUS. 558 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,467 IT'S LIKE A BIG DATE OR SOMETHING. 559 00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:02,667 YOU WANT EVERYTHING TO GO RIGHT, 560 00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:07,066 BUT YOU'RE ALL MINDFUL OF POTENTIAL DISASTERS OUT THERE. 561 00:21:09,266 --> 00:21:10,700 WHITNEY. 562 00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:11,667 - COMING. COMING. 563 00:21:11,667 --> 00:21:13,533 - JESUS CHRIST. 564 00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:15,266 - WHAT'S UP, BRO? - WHAT'S UP? 565 00:21:15,266 --> 00:21:17,700 - THOMAS, HOW YOU DOING? - HEY. 566 00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:19,133 - I HAVEN'T SEEN THOMAS 567 00:21:19,133 --> 00:21:21,100 SINCE THAT WONDERFUL DINNER PARTY, 568 00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:23,233 AND HOPEFULLY HE'S GOTTEN WHATEVER OUT OF HIS SYSTEM. 569 00:21:23,233 --> 00:21:24,667 - LET'S GET ON THE ROAD. 570 00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:26,000 WE NEED TO GO TO THE GUN STORE, RIGHT? 571 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,533 - YEAH. - GET SOME AMMO. 572 00:21:27,533 --> 00:21:30,000 - IT'S GOOD TO HAVE A MALE BONDING HUNTING WEEKEND. 573 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,533 NO DRAMA. 574 00:21:31,533 --> 00:21:33,533 - I THINK WE'RE ALL GONNA EITHER LOVE EACH OTHER 575 00:21:33,533 --> 00:21:35,266 OR HATE EACH OTHER AT THE END OF THIS ONE. 576 00:21:35,266 --> 00:21:37,200 - YEAH. 577 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,467 WHITNEY PERHAPS IS A LITTLE OFFENDED BY WHAT I SAID, 578 00:21:39,467 --> 00:21:40,734 BUT HE HAS THICK SKIN. 579 00:21:40,734 --> 00:21:42,400 HE'S A GROWN MAN. 580 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,133 LORD KNOWS I TAKE UNSOLICITED ADVICE 581 00:21:44,133 --> 00:21:45,333 FROM HIM ALL THE TIME. 582 00:21:52,033 --> 00:21:53,600 - WE NEED TO GET LIQUOR, 583 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:57,133 OR SHOULD WE GET J.D. AND CRAIG TO BRING SOME? 584 00:21:57,133 --> 00:21:59,066 - YEAH, OKAY. 585 00:21:59,066 --> 00:22:00,433 - CRAIG AND J.D. BOTH HAD TO WORK, 586 00:22:00,433 --> 00:22:05,100 SO THEY'RE COMING UP IN A SEPARATE CAR. 587 00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:06,700 - WE'RE ON BOYKIN ROAD NOW. 588 00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:08,700 - YEAH, I MEAN, THIS IS ALL OUR PROPERTY. 589 00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:09,734 - NICE. 590 00:22:09,734 --> 00:22:11,734 - AND SO THIS ROAD... 591 00:22:11,734 --> 00:22:15,400 IT'S PROBABLY A MILE AND A HALF TO THE HOUSE. 592 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,767 THIS GREAT FARM, 593 00:22:16,767 --> 00:22:19,166 IT'S BEEN IN MY FAMILY SINCE THE 1700s, 594 00:22:19,166 --> 00:22:21,433 SO FOR AS LONG AS THE UNITED STATES 595 00:22:21,433 --> 00:22:22,400 HAS BEEN AROUND. 596 00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:28,300 WELCOME TO THE HOLIDAY INN, GUYS. 597 00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:30,500 - ALL RIGHT, WOW. 598 00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:32,166 YEAH, I LOVE IT. 599 00:22:32,166 --> 00:22:33,734 - YEAH, IT'S PRETTY COOL. - AWESOME. 600 00:22:33,734 --> 00:22:37,066 THE CABIN IS FROM THE 1800s. 601 00:22:38,734 --> 00:22:41,600 IT WAS DILAPIDATED, AND MY DAD AND FRIENDS 602 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:45,133 REBUILT IT WHEN MY DAD WAS IN LAW SCHOOL. 603 00:22:45,133 --> 00:22:47,333 AND IT'S JUST REAL COOL, HAS A LOT OF HISTORY. 604 00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:51,100 IT'S JUST REALLY BEAUTIFUL. 605 00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:52,734 - ALL RIGHT. 606 00:22:52,734 --> 00:22:54,433 - WHITNEY... 607 00:22:54,433 --> 00:22:56,600 - VERY NICE. - YOU WANT TOP OR BOTTOM? 608 00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:57,734 - [laughs] 609 00:22:57,734 --> 00:22:58,700 I'LL TAKE BOTTOM. 610 00:22:58,700 --> 00:23:00,533 - OKAY, IT'S ALL YOU. 611 00:23:02,233 --> 00:23:03,400 [all laugh] 612 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,700 - WELL, THE FACT IS, 613 00:23:04,700 --> 00:23:06,467 I WAS ACTUALLY ON THE THIRD BUNK, 614 00:23:06,467 --> 00:23:08,000 'CAUSE I WAS ALWAYS HAVING TO CLIMB TO THE THIRD. 615 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,633 I WISH I HAD THE BOTTOM BUNK. 616 00:23:09,633 --> 00:23:11,767 - YOU KNOW, WHEREVER YOU GUYS WANT TO GO... 617 00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:14,100 I MEAN, THIS ONE'S KIND OF-- KIND OF WEIRD. 618 00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:15,734 I--I DON'T KNOW. 619 00:23:15,734 --> 00:23:19,367 MAYBE YOU AND KATHRYN COULD STAY IN HERE 620 00:23:19,367 --> 00:23:20,767 WHEN SHE COMES TOMORROW NIGHT. 621 00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:22,033 - YEAH, THAT'LL WORK. 622 00:23:22,033 --> 00:23:23,200 WE'LL PUSH 'EM TOGETHER. 623 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,000 - I REALLY WISH KATHRYN WASN'T COMING. 624 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,500 SHE'S A BIT OF A PILL, 625 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:28,266 KIND OF BRINGS THE ENERGY DOWN. 626 00:23:28,266 --> 00:23:29,467 - SO YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR BAG IN HERE TONIGHT? 627 00:23:29,467 --> 00:23:30,734 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP-- - YEAH. 628 00:23:30,734 --> 00:23:32,400 I'LL JUST STAY RIGHT THERE. - OKAY. 629 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,333 - I'M HOPING THOMAS AND I CAN RECONNECT 630 00:23:34,333 --> 00:23:36,500 BEFORE CRAZY TIME SHOWS UP. 631 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:38,700 - OH, YEAH. 632 00:23:40,767 --> 00:23:42,333 - I KILLED THIS DEER. 633 00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:44,100 - YOU DID? - YEAH. 634 00:23:44,100 --> 00:23:46,567 GROWING UP, I WOULD ALWAYS HAVE A GUN IN MY HAND. 635 00:23:46,567 --> 00:23:49,166 MY BROTHER, MY DAD, AND I STILL 636 00:23:49,166 --> 00:23:51,500 GO FISHING TOGETHER AND HUNTING TOGETHER, 637 00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:53,367 AND IT'S A GREAT BONDING EXPERIENCE. 638 00:23:53,367 --> 00:23:55,367 MY DAD SHOT THAT RATTLESNAKE. - OH, YEAH? 639 00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:56,600 DID HE SHOOT IT HERE ON THE PROPERTY? 640 00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,133 - YEAH, THAT'S NO JOKE. 641 00:23:58,133 --> 00:23:59,533 YOU RUN INTO THAT, YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE. 642 00:23:59,533 --> 00:24:00,467 - COOL. 643 00:24:16,533 --> 00:24:18,100 - I JUST WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE 644 00:24:18,100 --> 00:24:20,533 AND GOT A BUNCH OF SUPPLIES. 645 00:24:20,533 --> 00:24:22,033 HEAD ON OUT, BRO. I'LL SEE YOU IN A MINUTE. 646 00:24:22,033 --> 00:24:22,734 I'M HERE. 647 00:24:27,367 --> 00:24:30,500 WHAT'S UP, BIGS? 648 00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:34,133 DUDE, HOW WAS WORK TODAY, MAN? 649 00:24:34,133 --> 00:24:35,767 - I DON'T THINK-- I DON'T THINK I GET TO TALK 650 00:24:35,767 --> 00:24:37,400 TO OUR FRIENDS ABOUT WORK TOO MUCH. 651 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,200 - OH, NO. 652 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,700 - WHAT DO YOU THINK EVERYONE ELSE DOES ALL DAY? 653 00:24:40,700 --> 00:24:42,166 - YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW. 654 00:24:42,166 --> 00:24:43,633 I--I HOPE IT'S SOMETHING FUN. 655 00:24:49,266 --> 00:24:53,000 - SO WE'RE DOING PORK AND BEEF IN THIS SON OF A BITCH. 656 00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:01,000 - THIS IS GONNA BE A REAL CRAPSHOOT, ISN'T IT? 657 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,000 [cork pops] 658 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,400 - THERE WE GO. 659 00:25:07,066 --> 00:25:08,066 - IT LOOKS GOOD. 660 00:25:08,066 --> 00:25:10,600 I DON'T KNOW IF IT TASTES GOOD. 661 00:25:12,333 --> 00:25:14,000 - YOU FINALLY MADE IT. 662 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,200 - LOOK AT THIS PLACE, HUH? 663 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,500 THIS IS PRETTY AUTHENTIC. 664 00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:19,166 HOW YOU DOING, BROTHER? DOING ALL RIGHT? 665 00:25:19,166 --> 00:25:20,567 GET IN THERE. THAT'S THE REAL DEAL. 666 00:25:20,567 --> 00:25:22,166 - SMELLS GOOD. - BETTER LATE THAN NEVER. 667 00:25:22,166 --> 00:25:24,133 - WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP? 668 00:25:24,133 --> 00:25:25,367 YOU ALL RIGHT, MAN? 669 00:25:25,367 --> 00:25:27,000 - GOOD, MAN. - Y'ALL GET SOME FOOD. 670 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:30,567 WE GOT PLENTY OF FOOD IN THERE. 671 00:25:30,567 --> 00:25:33,266 - HO, HO. 672 00:25:33,266 --> 00:25:34,667 LOOK AT THIS THING, J.D. 673 00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:36,433 - THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA USE TOMORROW. 674 00:25:36,433 --> 00:25:38,266 - YEAH, THIS IS WHAT YOU JUMP ON THE BOAR WITH, RIGHT? 675 00:25:38,266 --> 00:25:39,600 - HERE YOU GO. - THANK YOU, BRO. 676 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,166 NICE. LOOK AT THAT. 677 00:25:41,166 --> 00:25:42,300 PILE OF SKETTI. 678 00:25:42,300 --> 00:25:44,133 - IT WAS A COMMUNAL EFFORT. 679 00:25:44,133 --> 00:25:45,600 - YEAH? - I PUT MY HEART INTO IT. 680 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:47,567 - I WOULD'VE LIKED TO HAVE SEEN IT. 681 00:25:47,567 --> 00:25:49,066 - I PUT MY HEART AND SOUL AND ALL MY OILS ON THAT. 682 00:25:50,667 --> 00:25:53,633 - [laughs] OH, GREAT, YOU ALREADY BROKE IT. 683 00:25:53,633 --> 00:25:55,200 - CRAIG, YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS, BRO. 684 00:25:58,433 --> 00:26:00,333 - WE'RE GONNA HAVE A REAL FULL DAY TOMORROW. 685 00:26:00,333 --> 00:26:01,333 I HOPE YOU'RE READY. 686 00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:04,667 I'M GONNA SLEEP IN TOMORROW 687 00:26:04,667 --> 00:26:07,133 WHILE Y'ALL ARE UP AT, WHAT, 5:00? 688 00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:10,100 I HAVE A FELONY CONVICTION, AND AS SUCH, 689 00:26:10,100 --> 00:26:12,467 I CAN NEVER USE FIREARMS. 690 00:26:12,467 --> 00:26:15,200 IF I DO, I GET 15 YEARS IN PRISON--FEDERAL PRISON. 691 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:18,467 I'M GONNA BE DOING Zs. 692 00:26:18,467 --> 00:26:20,300 I JUST DIDN'T GET A WHOLE LOT OF SLEEP LAST NIGHT. 693 00:26:20,300 --> 00:26:21,633 - J.D., YOU KNOW WHY? 694 00:26:21,633 --> 00:26:22,700 HE WAS... 695 00:26:22,700 --> 00:26:24,200 - [laughs] 696 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,166 - I DON'T CARE WHO TAKES DOWN THE PIG, 697 00:26:26,166 --> 00:26:27,400 BUT IT'S GOING TO BE SO EXCITING. 698 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,100 YOUR HEART'S GONNA BE RACING. 699 00:26:29,100 --> 00:26:30,633 - I'M TAKING DOWN THE [bleep] PIG. 700 00:26:30,633 --> 00:26:33,133 - JUST ONCE IT'S DOWN, CAN I JUST STAB IT A LITTLE BIT? 701 00:26:33,133 --> 00:26:35,734 - BOARS--THEY JUST KIND OF ROAM AROUND 702 00:26:35,734 --> 00:26:39,033 AND FIND PACKS OF WOMEN TO HANG OUT WITH. 703 00:26:39,033 --> 00:26:41,333 AND THEN THEY MOVE ON TO THE NEXT PACK OF WOMEN. 704 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,367 - [laughs] 705 00:26:44,367 --> 00:26:46,100 - YEAH, LIKE, THIS GUY'S JUST TRYING TO PARTY, 706 00:26:46,100 --> 00:26:48,300 AND THEN WE'RE GONNA GO OUT THERE AND RUIN HIS DAY. 707 00:26:48,300 --> 00:26:49,600 - [laughs] 708 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:50,734 I LOVE IT. 709 00:26:55,233 --> 00:26:57,700 - I MEAN, Y'ALL, I LIKE DANNI A LOT, 710 00:26:57,700 --> 00:26:59,000 AND I RESPECT DANNI A LOT, 711 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,367 BUT WE'RE NOT DATING. 712 00:27:00,367 --> 00:27:03,066 I MEAN, IT'S JUST-- SHE NEEDS--SHE WANTS-- 713 00:27:03,066 --> 00:27:05,133 SHE DESERVES BETTER THAN ME. 714 00:27:05,133 --> 00:27:06,734 - ALL OF THE ABOVE. 715 00:27:06,734 --> 00:27:10,767 YEAH, SO WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE AT THE COOKOUT TOMORROW? 716 00:27:10,767 --> 00:27:13,133 - COMPLETE CONGENIALITY. 717 00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:14,467 - NO, NO, NO, THAT'S A WHOLE OTHER-- 718 00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:16,100 - [laughs] - NO, WE ALREADY-- 719 00:27:16,100 --> 00:27:18,767 - I FELT THAT WAS FUNNY. THAT WAS FUNNY. 720 00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:20,433 - YES. - AS OPPOSED TO THE OTHER NIGHT. 721 00:27:20,433 --> 00:27:21,700 - I ALREADY PROMISED J.D.-- 722 00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:23,433 - THAT WAS FUNNY. 723 00:27:23,433 --> 00:27:25,166 - LOOK, WE DON'T--I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 724 00:27:25,166 --> 00:27:26,266 IT WAS A ONE-TIME THING. - OKAY. 725 00:27:26,266 --> 00:27:27,300 - I SWEAR. 726 00:27:27,300 --> 00:27:28,467 - CRAIG SEEMS PRETTY CONFIDENT 727 00:27:28,467 --> 00:27:30,300 THAT WHITNEY WAS THE THIRD MAN. 728 00:27:30,300 --> 00:27:31,667 IT WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME 729 00:27:31,667 --> 00:27:33,500 IF KATHRYN AND WHITNEY SLEPT TOGETHER, 730 00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:36,533 BUT I'M NOT SURPRISED AT ALL THAT THOMAS DIDN'T DO 731 00:27:36,533 --> 00:27:40,100 THE SLEUTHING NECESSARY TO FIND OUT THE TRUTH. 732 00:27:40,100 --> 00:27:42,367 - WELL, HERE'S TO OUR HOST. THANKS FOR HAVING US HERE, MAN. 733 00:27:42,367 --> 00:27:43,667 - I APPRECIATE IT. - HERE, HERE. 734 00:27:43,667 --> 00:27:45,433 - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. - THANKS FOR COMING. 735 00:27:45,433 --> 00:27:46,700 - YOU GOT TO WANT TO CONNECT THE DOTS. 736 00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:48,700 I DON'T THINK HE WANTS TO. 737 00:27:50,133 --> 00:27:51,300 - COMING UP... 738 00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:52,433 - I'M GONNA SIT KATHRYN DOWN 739 00:27:52,433 --> 00:27:54,033 AND GIVE HER A LITTLE LESSON 740 00:27:54,033 --> 00:27:55,600 ON HOW THE PENIS AND THE VAGINA WORK. 741 00:28:02,166 --> 00:28:05,100 - TIME TO GET UP, BOYS. 742 00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:07,400 - MM-MM. 743 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:08,533 - [sighs] - NO. 744 00:28:08,533 --> 00:28:10,000 DUDE. - GET YOUR ASS UP. 745 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,567 A PIG WAITS FOR NO MAN. 746 00:28:11,567 --> 00:28:13,333 [chuckles] 747 00:28:13,333 --> 00:28:16,300 - THAT WAS THE WORST TEN MINUTES OF SLEEP I'VE EVER GOT. 748 00:28:16,300 --> 00:28:18,633 - IT'S SO MUCH EASIER WAKING UP AT 6:00 A.M. 749 00:28:18,633 --> 00:28:20,734 IF YOU'RE ABOUT TO GO RIDE AROUND ON FOUR-WHEELERS 750 00:28:20,734 --> 00:28:23,467 AND CHASE DOGS AND WILD BOARS. 751 00:28:23,467 --> 00:28:25,233 - ARE WE LEAVING THOMAS IN BED? 752 00:28:25,233 --> 00:28:27,100 - YEAH. - YEAH, DON'T MESS WITH HIM. 753 00:28:27,100 --> 00:28:28,500 - YOU'RE GONNA KILL SOME STUFF? 754 00:28:33,567 --> 00:28:34,633 - ONE, TWO, THREE. 755 00:28:34,633 --> 00:28:35,633 [sighs] 756 00:28:35,633 --> 00:28:36,667 [camera clicks] 757 00:28:36,667 --> 00:28:38,633 [engine revs] 758 00:28:38,633 --> 00:28:40,033 - THERE HE IS. 759 00:28:43,166 --> 00:28:44,667 - ALL RIGHT, GUYS, SO THIS IS ALLEN. 760 00:28:44,667 --> 00:28:46,567 HE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYTHING. 761 00:28:46,567 --> 00:28:48,400 WE'RE TO PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT HE DOES, 762 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:49,700 FOLLOW HIS LEAD, AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. 763 00:28:49,700 --> 00:28:51,533 - YUP. 764 00:28:51,533 --> 00:28:54,600 - MY DAD'S COUSIN AND GREAT FRIEND ALLEN LUTON, 765 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:57,133 HE'S REAL PASSIONATE ABOUT TRACKING WILD HOGS. 766 00:29:09,667 --> 00:29:13,333 - I'VE NEVER SEEN SHEP THIS RESPECTFUL. 767 00:29:13,333 --> 00:29:15,033 IT'S KIND OF INTERESTING. 768 00:29:15,033 --> 00:29:16,700 - SO WE'RE GONNA FOLLOW THE DOGS. 769 00:29:16,700 --> 00:29:18,767 IF I'M MISSING ANYTHING, LET ME KNOW. 770 00:29:18,767 --> 00:29:19,667 THAT IT? 771 00:29:21,633 --> 00:29:22,667 - OKAY. 772 00:29:22,667 --> 00:29:24,066 [engine revs] 773 00:29:24,066 --> 00:29:26,266 RELEASE THE HOUNDS. 774 00:29:26,266 --> 00:29:28,333 [dogs barking] 775 00:29:28,333 --> 00:29:29,734 - THEY ALL ARE. 776 00:29:29,734 --> 00:29:31,367 - I'M READY. - OKAY, LET'S DO IT. 777 00:29:31,367 --> 00:29:32,467 [dogs barking] 778 00:29:41,467 --> 00:29:44,633 - KISS THE COMFORTS OF HOME GOOD-BYE. 779 00:29:46,500 --> 00:29:47,667 - HEY, LADIES. 780 00:29:47,667 --> 00:29:48,734 - HEY, GIRL. - HI THERE. 781 00:29:48,734 --> 00:29:49,700 - YOU LOOK SO CUTE. 782 00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:51,066 - OH. 783 00:29:51,066 --> 00:29:52,066 - THANKS FOR DRIVING. 784 00:29:52,066 --> 00:29:54,200 - YEAH, NO PROBLEM. 785 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:56,133 - SO WE'RE PICKING UP KATHRYN. 786 00:29:56,133 --> 00:29:59,233 SO KATHRYN MOVED INTO THOMAS', CORRECT? 787 00:29:59,233 --> 00:30:01,166 - DID SHE? 788 00:30:01,166 --> 00:30:04,166 - SO I GUESS THEIR RELATIONSHIP 789 00:30:04,166 --> 00:30:07,133 HAS GOTTEN A LITTLE MORE SERIOUS, I'M ASSUMING? 790 00:30:07,133 --> 00:30:08,633 - YEAH. 791 00:30:08,633 --> 00:30:10,400 - I THINK KATHRYN HAS KIND OF CREATED 792 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,433 A BIT OF A FANTASY IN HER HEAD RIGHT NOW 793 00:30:13,433 --> 00:30:16,734 OF MARRYING THOMAS AND RIDING OFF INTO THE SUNSET, 794 00:30:16,734 --> 00:30:18,266 BUT IT'S NOT REALITY. 795 00:30:18,266 --> 00:30:19,400 - OH, WE'RE HERE. - YOO-HOO! 796 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:20,767 [doorbell rings] 797 00:30:22,433 --> 00:30:24,266 - HEY. - HELLO. 798 00:30:24,266 --> 00:30:26,133 OH, MY GOSH. THAT'S SO CUTE. - HOW ARE YOU ALL? 799 00:30:26,133 --> 00:30:28,700 - YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE BABY. 800 00:30:28,700 --> 00:30:29,700 - AND WE'RE OFF. 801 00:30:32,300 --> 00:30:33,700 - Y'ALL RECKON WE GONNA HAVE SOME HOG 802 00:30:33,700 --> 00:30:36,166 ONCE WE GOT DOWN YONDER TO THE FARM? 803 00:30:36,166 --> 00:30:38,333 - [laughs] - WHAT ARE THEY GONNA FEED US? 804 00:30:38,333 --> 00:30:39,667 - THEY BETTER BE FEEDING US SOMETHING. 805 00:30:39,667 --> 00:30:40,633 SHOOT. I'M HUNGRY. 806 00:30:40,633 --> 00:30:43,600 [all laugh] 807 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:46,467 [engines revving] 808 00:30:48,033 --> 00:30:50,133 - HERE WE GO. 809 00:30:50,133 --> 00:30:51,567 - [laughs] 810 00:30:51,567 --> 00:30:53,000 - FIELD OF DREAMS. 811 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,066 [whistles] 812 00:30:54,066 --> 00:30:55,467 [dog barks] 813 00:30:55,467 --> 00:30:57,266 PIGS ARE-- THEY'RE NOCTURNAL, MOSTLY. 814 00:30:57,266 --> 00:30:58,767 SO YOU REALLY HAVE TO FLUSH THEM 815 00:30:58,767 --> 00:31:00,266 OUT OF WHERE THEY'RE BEDDING. 816 00:31:00,266 --> 00:31:01,500 THAT'S WHAT THE DOGS DO. 817 00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:03,333 - I SEE A BUNCH OF DEER DROPPINGS, 818 00:31:03,333 --> 00:31:07,166 BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT BOAR [bleep] LOOKS LIKE. 819 00:31:07,166 --> 00:31:08,533 - HE'S ONTO SOMETHING. 820 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,233 - Y'ALL SHUT THOSE OFF. 821 00:31:12,233 --> 00:31:14,467 - THIS IS EXCITING. 822 00:31:14,467 --> 00:31:17,266 ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE DOGS WERE STARTING TO BE MORE ACTIVE, 823 00:31:17,266 --> 00:31:19,400 AND YOU CAN TELL THAT THERE'S PIGS NEARBY. 824 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:20,767 WHAT, DO YOU THINK IT'S SEVERAL PIGS? 825 00:31:20,767 --> 00:31:23,100 - YEAH, IT'S PROBABLY A FEMALE. 826 00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:25,300 - ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT TO CATCH 'EM? 827 00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:26,600 - LET'S GO. VAMOS. 828 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,633 - SOO-SOOIE! - DOWN THERE? 829 00:31:28,633 --> 00:31:30,433 - SHEP WAS IN HIS ELEMENT FOR SURE. 830 00:31:30,433 --> 00:31:32,333 - HERE THEY COME. HERE THEY COME. 831 00:31:32,333 --> 00:31:34,333 - I LOVE THE DICHOTOMY WITH SHEP. 832 00:31:34,333 --> 00:31:38,600 HE CAN POP UP AT 5:30 A.M. TO HUNT SOME FERAL WILD BOAR. 833 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,133 - YOU SHOOT RIGHT DOWN HERE OR RIGHT DOWN THERE? 834 00:31:41,133 --> 00:31:44,066 - BUT COMES TO WORK, SHEP COULD GIVE TWO [bleep]. 835 00:31:44,066 --> 00:31:45,600 - WAIT TILL THEY COME UP ON YOU, OKAY? 836 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:49,000 [dog barking, pig oinking] 837 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,333 [gunshot] 838 00:31:52,033 --> 00:31:53,000 - DID YOU HIT IT? 839 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:53,700 [dog barking] 840 00:31:56,133 --> 00:31:57,467 - GOD. 841 00:32:03,367 --> 00:32:05,333 - HOW LONG OF A RIDE IS THIS? 842 00:32:13,166 --> 00:32:14,500 - YOU LITTLE BRAT. [chuckles] 843 00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:17,000 [laughs] 844 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,166 - HE'S THE SWEETEST MAN EVER. 845 00:32:19,166 --> 00:32:20,333 HE'S SO-- - HE'S AMAZING. 846 00:32:23,667 --> 00:32:25,300 - YEAH, I'D LOVE TO GET MARRIED. - YEAH. 847 00:32:25,300 --> 00:32:26,533 - DO YOU THINK YOU'LL MARRY THOMAS? 848 00:32:26,533 --> 00:32:28,166 - I WAS JUST GONNA ASK THAT. 849 00:32:28,166 --> 00:32:29,567 - YEAH, HOW'S THAT GOING RIGHT NOW? 850 00:32:29,567 --> 00:32:32,200 - OH, GOLLY. THAT'S A GOOD OLD QUESTION. 851 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,066 [laughs] 852 00:32:36,333 --> 00:32:40,433 YEAH, I KIND OF THINK WE WILL GET MARRIED. 853 00:32:40,433 --> 00:32:42,500 - I REALLY DON'T KNOW KATHRYN THAT WELL. 854 00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:45,467 THERE'S DEFINITELY A LITTLE BIT OF NAIVETE. 855 00:32:45,467 --> 00:32:48,133 BUT SHE'S BEAUTIFUL AND HAS LOTS OF EGGS. 856 00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:50,166 AND MEN-- THEY CAN SMELL THAT. 857 00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:51,700 THIS MIGHT BE KIND OF AN INVASIVE QUESTION, 858 00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:53,500 BUT I'M JUST CURIOUS. 859 00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:55,000 - ASK, PLEASE. 860 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,734 - IS HE-- HOW WOULD I SAY IT-- 861 00:32:56,734 --> 00:32:58,233 - FERTILE? 862 00:33:01,734 --> 00:33:04,333 - YEAH. 863 00:33:04,333 --> 00:33:05,367 YES. 864 00:33:05,367 --> 00:33:06,367 all: OH... 865 00:33:06,367 --> 00:33:08,433 - OH, MY GOD. 866 00:33:08,433 --> 00:33:09,633 - LORD. 867 00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:16,233 - I'M GONNA SIT KATHRYN DOWN AND GIVE HER A LITTLE LESSON 868 00:33:16,233 --> 00:33:18,333 ON HOW THE PENIS AND THE VAGINA WORK. 869 00:33:18,333 --> 00:33:21,000 I MEAN, IS SHE TRYING TO HAVE A CHILD 870 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,266 BY LETTING THOMAS... 871 00:33:23,266 --> 00:33:24,467 INSIDE OF HER? 872 00:33:24,467 --> 00:33:26,200 - [laughs] 873 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,033 - IF KATHRYN HAS THOMAS RAVENEL'S BABY, 874 00:33:28,033 --> 00:33:30,667 I CAN GUARANTEE YOU SHE WON'T WORK A DAY IN HER LIFE. 875 00:33:30,667 --> 00:33:32,533 ARE YOU REALLY READY TO HAVE A BABY? 876 00:33:32,533 --> 00:33:34,033 - I REALLY AM, YEAH. 877 00:33:34,033 --> 00:33:35,500 - TRULY, REALLY, SERIOUSLY? 878 00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:37,333 - HE SAID IF WE GET PREGNANT, 879 00:33:37,333 --> 00:33:39,266 WE'RE GETTING MARRIED IMMEDIATELY. 880 00:33:39,266 --> 00:33:41,033 - RIGHT. 881 00:33:41,033 --> 00:33:44,033 I STILL THINK YOU NEED TO BE ON BIRTH CONTROL. 882 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,033 - COME ON, DOG. 883 00:33:52,033 --> 00:33:53,734 FIND US SOME PIG. 884 00:33:53,734 --> 00:33:56,100 - IT'S BEEN A FEW HOURS, AND WE'VE HAD MODERATE SUCCESS. 885 00:34:01,033 --> 00:34:02,200 - THE DOGS WERE GETTING TIRED. 886 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:03,567 THEY'D BEEN RUNNING FOR HOURS. 887 00:34:03,567 --> 00:34:05,700 AND WHITNEY GAVE UP HOURS AGO, 888 00:34:05,700 --> 00:34:08,333 SO WE DECIDED TO CALL IT QUITS. 889 00:34:08,333 --> 00:34:09,700 LET'S GO TO THE CABIN AND GET A BEER. 890 00:34:09,700 --> 00:34:11,533 WHOO! 891 00:34:11,533 --> 00:34:13,633 THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT HUNTING. 892 00:34:13,633 --> 00:34:15,767 RIGHT, SOMETIMES YOU CATCH 'EM, AND SOMETIMES YOU DON'T. 893 00:34:15,767 --> 00:34:19,000 SO WE DIDN'T CATCH SUPPER, GUYS. 894 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,767 WELL, LET'S NOT TELL THE GIRLS. - YEAH, FOR SURE. 895 00:34:20,767 --> 00:34:22,533 - LET'S TELL THE GIRLS WE KILLED THE PIG 896 00:34:22,533 --> 00:34:24,300 THAT WE ACTUALLY HAD READY FROM LAST WEEK. 897 00:34:24,300 --> 00:34:25,500 - RIGHT. - I CAN DO THAT. 898 00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:26,500 - MM-HMM. 899 00:34:27,734 --> 00:34:29,000 - [sighs] 900 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,066 - HOW WAS SLEEPING IN? 901 00:34:30,066 --> 00:34:32,033 - IT WAS NICE. 902 00:34:35,066 --> 00:34:36,433 - SO, DANNI, LIKE, 903 00:34:36,433 --> 00:34:39,533 IT'S NOT AWKWARD FOR YOU AT ALL, LIKE-- 904 00:34:39,533 --> 00:34:42,734 YOU KNOW THAT SHEP AND I HAD THAT VERY BRIEF FLING. 905 00:34:42,734 --> 00:34:45,667 - I'M NOT OFFENDED AT ALL. 906 00:34:45,667 --> 00:34:49,333 SHEP AND I, WE HAVE A REALLY STRONG INTELLECTUAL AND... 907 00:34:49,333 --> 00:34:50,667 - TURN LEFT. 908 00:34:50,667 --> 00:34:53,033 - SEXUAL CHEMISTRY SOMETIMES. 909 00:34:53,033 --> 00:34:56,033 WE PLAY KISSY-FACE, AND THAT IS ABOUT IT. 910 00:34:56,033 --> 00:34:58,166 - MAYBE HE'S STILL IN LOVE WITH YOU, THOUGH. 911 00:34:58,166 --> 00:34:59,233 - WE'RE NOT GOING THERE. 912 00:34:59,233 --> 00:35:00,734 - [laughs] 913 00:35:02,567 --> 00:35:04,200 - BABY! 914 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,633 - HERE COME THE LADIES. - HEY, LADIES. 915 00:35:05,633 --> 00:35:08,266 - THE ESTROGEN IS HERE TO RUIN YOUR PARTY. 916 00:35:08,266 --> 00:35:10,266 - ALL RIGHT, BRING IT IN. 917 00:35:10,266 --> 00:35:12,500 - ALL RIGHT. - THE BROMANCE IS OVER. 918 00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:14,200 - THEY LOOK HOT. 919 00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:15,567 - HI. - HEY, GIRLS. 920 00:35:15,567 --> 00:35:17,734 - HEY. - HEY. 921 00:35:17,734 --> 00:35:19,367 - HEY, HOW YA-- 922 00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:22,734 - HOW ARE YOU DOING? GOOD TO SEE YOU. 923 00:35:22,734 --> 00:35:25,300 - THE MINUTE KATHRYN ARRIVES, IT'S LIKE, OH... 924 00:35:25,300 --> 00:35:26,734 - AH, IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY. 925 00:35:26,734 --> 00:35:28,400 I'M A LITTLE TIRED. 926 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:29,467 - I MEAN, I THINK KATHRYN AND I KIND OF 927 00:35:29,467 --> 00:35:31,500 POLITELY TOLERATE EACH OTHER. 928 00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:33,000 HOW ARE YOU? - HOW ARE YOU, DARLING? 929 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,734 - GOOD. 930 00:35:34,734 --> 00:35:36,467 HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 931 00:35:36,467 --> 00:35:39,000 - IT'S NO SECRET THAT I THINK THAT KATHRYN'S POISON 932 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,734 FOR THOMAS' POLITICAL CAREER. 933 00:35:40,734 --> 00:35:43,200 BUT I'M STARTING TO THINK THAT SHE'S JUST POISON, PERIOD. 934 00:35:50,533 --> 00:35:53,667 - KATHRYN, SHE'S GOT THOMAS WRAPPED AROUND HER FINGER. 935 00:35:53,667 --> 00:35:55,233 I MEAN, I REALLY DON'T WANT TO BE ANYWHERE AROUND HER. 936 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:04,133 - ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WE GOT TO GO DOWN THERE. 937 00:36:04,133 --> 00:36:06,300 ROBERT ED'S BEEN COOKING SINCE 9:00 A.M., WHICH-- 938 00:36:06,300 --> 00:36:07,333 - YEAH. - OKAY, LET'S GO. 939 00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:08,533 - LET'S DO IT. 940 00:36:12,767 --> 00:36:16,000 - CAN'T EAT BARBECUE WITHOUT COLD BEER ON ICE. 941 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,467 - RIGHT. 942 00:36:17,467 --> 00:36:18,600 - THAT'S WHERE THE PIG IS. 943 00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:20,266 WHERE'D THE PIG GO? 944 00:36:20,266 --> 00:36:21,433 - WE NEED TO GET EVERYONE OVER HERE. 945 00:36:21,433 --> 00:36:22,600 I'M READY TO EAT. - YEAH. 946 00:36:25,033 --> 00:36:28,600 DIDN'T REALLY GET A CHANCE TO KISS YOU. 947 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,233 - I GUESS IT'S BETTER TO SEE THOMAS AND KATHRYN MAKING OUT 948 00:36:31,233 --> 00:36:33,233 THAN SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER. 949 00:36:33,233 --> 00:36:34,700 AS LONG AS PEOPLE AREN'T FIGHTING, 950 00:36:34,700 --> 00:36:36,066 I'M OKAY WITH IT. 951 00:36:36,066 --> 00:36:37,600 - EVERYBODY, THIS IS ROBERT ED. 952 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:38,700 ROBERT ED, THIS IS EVERYBODY. 953 00:36:38,700 --> 00:36:40,333 all: HI, ROBERT. 954 00:36:40,333 --> 00:36:42,367 - ROBERT ED TAKES CARE OF THE FARM FOR US. 955 00:36:42,367 --> 00:36:44,367 AND HE'S A GREAT FRIEND OF THE FAMILY, 956 00:36:44,367 --> 00:36:47,433 AND TODAY ROBERT ED IS COOKING THE PIG FOR US 957 00:36:47,433 --> 00:36:49,100 AND ALL THE SIDES. 958 00:36:49,100 --> 00:36:50,567 OKAY, BOW YOUR HEADS, EVERYBODY. 959 00:36:56,133 --> 00:36:57,400 AMEN. all: AMEN. 960 00:37:03,633 --> 00:37:05,333 - THIS LOOKS AMAZING. 961 00:37:05,333 --> 00:37:06,500 - MMM. 962 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:14,000 - [laughs] 963 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,333 - GOOD TO BE OUT OF CHARLESTON, ISN'T IT, GUYS? 964 00:37:15,333 --> 00:37:18,066 - YEAH. - TODAY WAS REALLY FUN. 965 00:37:18,066 --> 00:37:19,767 - WE HAD A BLAST. 966 00:37:19,767 --> 00:37:22,333 - WHAT WAS THE NOISE THAT THE HOG MADE WHEN IT GOT AWAY? 967 00:37:22,333 --> 00:37:24,266 - CH-CH-CH-CH... AHH-AHH... 968 00:37:24,266 --> 00:37:25,734 [laughter] 969 00:37:25,734 --> 00:37:27,600 - CH-CH-CH-CH... - [laughs] 970 00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:29,233 - YOU GUYS WERE COVERED IN MUD? 971 00:37:29,233 --> 00:37:31,033 - WHITNEY DIDN'T HAVE A SPOT OF MUD ON HIM. 972 00:37:31,033 --> 00:37:33,266 RIGHT? - PRETTY MUCH, YEAH. 973 00:37:33,266 --> 00:37:36,166 - I CAN'T FIGURE OUT IF WHITNEY IS JEALOUS 974 00:37:36,166 --> 00:37:38,033 THAT KATHRYN IS WITH THOMAS 975 00:37:38,033 --> 00:37:40,166 OR IF HE'S JUST A NERVOUS WRECK. 976 00:37:40,166 --> 00:37:42,133 LIKE, WHITNEY'S NOT TALKING TO ANYONE ANYMORE. 977 00:37:42,133 --> 00:37:44,633 LIKE, IF I TRY AND GET HIS ATTENTION, HE'S LIKE, "WHAT? 978 00:37:44,633 --> 00:37:46,734 "WAIT, DID KATHRYN JUST ADMIT THAT WE SLEPT TOGETHER? 979 00:37:46,734 --> 00:37:49,000 HOLD ON. DID I LOSE MY BEST FRIEND OR..." 980 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,266 NO, DUDE, I JUST NEED THE KETCHUP. 981 00:37:50,266 --> 00:37:52,066 CAN YOU PASS THE KETCHUP? 982 00:37:53,300 --> 00:37:54,667 - THANKS FOR HAVING US OUT HERE, SHEP. 983 00:37:54,667 --> 00:37:55,700 - YEAH, THANKS, SHEP. 984 00:37:55,700 --> 00:37:57,734 - LET'S HAVE A TOAST TO SHEP. 985 00:37:57,734 --> 00:38:00,734 - THANKS FOR COMING, EVERYBODY, FOR REAL. 986 00:38:00,734 --> 00:38:02,100 - I--I'M GETTING CHEWED UP. 987 00:38:02,100 --> 00:38:03,400 LET'S GO IN THE CABIN. 988 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:04,700 - YEAH, LET'S GO IN THE CABIN. - ALL RIGHT. 989 00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:06,200 - GOOD FOOD, BUDDY. - ALL RIGHTY. 990 00:38:07,767 --> 00:38:09,533 - I HAVE TO BE IN CHARLESTON IN THE MORNING. 991 00:38:09,533 --> 00:38:10,667 YEAH, I'M HEADED HOME. 992 00:38:10,667 --> 00:38:11,567 YOU GUYS BE SAFE. 993 00:38:17,266 --> 00:38:18,734 - YOU GONNA SMOKE A CIGARETTE? 994 00:38:18,734 --> 00:38:20,500 [lighter flicks] 995 00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:22,533 WHEN I'M WITH YOU, I DON'T NEED TO DO ANY DRUGS. 996 00:38:22,533 --> 00:38:24,033 I MEAN, YOU'RE A DRUG. 997 00:38:24,033 --> 00:38:26,000 AND THESE MOSQUITOES 998 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,100 DON'T REALLY BOTHER ME THAT MUCH. 999 00:38:28,100 --> 00:38:29,633 - WELL, I GET EATEN UP A LOT. 1000 00:38:29,633 --> 00:38:31,133 I DON'T KNOW WHY. 1001 00:38:31,133 --> 00:38:33,066 - THAT'S BECAUSE YOU TASTE GOOD. 1002 00:38:33,066 --> 00:38:34,367 - THAT'S BECAUSE I'M SWEET. 1003 00:38:34,367 --> 00:38:35,567 - YOU ARE SWEET. 1004 00:38:42,367 --> 00:38:44,533 - [laughs] - GOD. 1005 00:38:44,533 --> 00:38:46,066 OH, I JUST SPRAYED IT IN MY MOUTH. 1006 00:38:50,266 --> 00:38:51,700 - OKAY. 1007 00:38:53,533 --> 00:38:55,333 - I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT SHE POSSIBLY SAID TO YOU GUYS. 1008 00:38:57,300 --> 00:38:58,734 - WELL, THAT'S STUPID. 1009 00:38:58,734 --> 00:39:00,700 - SHE IS... - SHE IS ENAMORED. 1010 00:39:00,700 --> 00:39:02,533 - ENAMORED, AND-- 1011 00:39:02,533 --> 00:39:04,400 - I JUST DON'T FALL FOR ANY OF THAT. 1012 00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,266 I THINK SHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT SHE'S DOING. 1013 00:39:06,266 --> 00:39:07,667 WHAT PLANET ARE THESE PEOPLE LIVING ON? 1014 00:39:07,667 --> 00:39:09,533 AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT SEES THIS? 1015 00:39:09,533 --> 00:39:11,066 IT'S LIKE THE TWILIGHT ZONE. 1016 00:39:11,066 --> 00:39:12,533 SOMEONE'S GOT TO GET IT THROUGH THOMAS' HEAD 1017 00:39:12,533 --> 00:39:14,600 THAT SHE'S BAD NEWS. 1018 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,300 - COMING UP... 1019 00:39:16,300 --> 00:39:18,500 - COME HERE. LET'S JUST HAVE A LITTLE MANO A MANO. 1020 00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:20,367 I JUST WANT THE BEST FOR HIM. 1021 00:39:20,367 --> 00:39:22,467 YOU KNOW, I WANT TO COME CLEAN. I WANT TO BE HONEST. 1022 00:39:22,467 --> 00:39:26,700 - JESUS CHRIST. 1023 00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:29,133 - OH, MY GOD. I'M SO SCARED. 1024 00:39:29,133 --> 00:39:30,767 THAT IS HUGE. - IT'S OKAY. 1025 00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:35,500 LIKE, ALMOST REST IT ON THE THING. 1026 00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:37,500 - OH, YOU CAN SEE MY ASS. 1027 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:40,166 - AND JUST KEEP IT STEADY AND JUST SQUEEZE THE TRIGGER. 1028 00:39:40,166 --> 00:39:42,233 YEAH, GIRLS WITH GUNS ARE SEXY. 1029 00:39:42,233 --> 00:39:43,500 DO NOT TURN AROUND RIGHT NOW. 1030 00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:45,300 THE BULLET IS IN THE CHAMBER. 1031 00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:48,500 LIKE THE CHARLIE'S ANGELS POSTER, YEAH. 1032 00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:51,400 JUST KEEP IT STEADY AND KEEP IT SNUG. 1033 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:52,767 [gunshot] - [shrieks] 1034 00:39:52,767 --> 00:39:54,500 [laughs] - WHOA! 1035 00:39:54,500 --> 00:39:55,467 - DANGER. 1036 00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:06,166 - I MEAN, YOU GOT YOUR OWN NAME. 1037 00:40:06,166 --> 00:40:08,567 YOU GOT YOUR OWN MONEY. YOU DON'T NEED ME. 1038 00:40:08,567 --> 00:40:10,166 - BUT I WANT YOU. 1039 00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:14,500 YOU MAKE ME HAPPY IN A WAY 1040 00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:17,667 THAT NO OTHER GUY'S MADE ME HAPPY. 1041 00:40:17,667 --> 00:40:19,266 - LAST NIGHT, I COULD NOT SLEEP. 1042 00:40:19,266 --> 00:40:20,667 YOU KNOW WHY? 1043 00:40:20,667 --> 00:40:21,767 BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE. 1044 00:40:21,767 --> 00:40:24,266 LIKE, LITERALLY COULD NOT SLEEP. 1045 00:40:24,266 --> 00:40:25,734 I WANT TO BE WITH YOU. 1046 00:40:25,734 --> 00:40:29,166 - AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. 1047 00:40:29,166 --> 00:40:30,734 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. 1048 00:40:30,734 --> 00:40:32,233 I JUST FEEL LIKE GOING TO SLEEP HERE IN A SECOND. 1049 00:40:37,633 --> 00:40:39,000 - EXHAUSTED. 1050 00:40:40,567 --> 00:40:42,533 CAN'T WAIT TO GET TO SLEEP. 1051 00:40:42,533 --> 00:40:44,100 YOU GOT THIS ROOM RIGHT IN HERE. 1052 00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:45,433 - THAT? 1053 00:40:45,433 --> 00:40:48,567 - YEAH, WE GOT A BATHROOM, TWO TWIN BEDS. 1054 00:40:48,567 --> 00:40:50,000 YOU CAN HAVE ONE. I'LL TAKE THAT ONE. 1055 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000 - I'LL GET EVERYTHING READY. 1056 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,133 - ALL RIGHT, I GOT TO GET SOMETHING OUT OF THE CAR. 1057 00:40:53,133 --> 00:40:54,633 YOU GET READY. 1058 00:40:54,633 --> 00:40:56,600 - [sighs] 1059 00:40:58,467 --> 00:40:59,767 - HEY, MAN. - HEY, WHAT'S UP? 1060 00:40:59,767 --> 00:41:01,467 - HEY, MAN, HOW'S IT GOING? 1061 00:41:01,467 --> 00:41:03,433 HOW YOU DOING TONIGHT? - YOU HAD FUN TODAY, DIDN'T YOU? 1062 00:41:03,433 --> 00:41:05,166 - YEAH, IT WASN'T BAD. - I COULD TELL. 1063 00:41:05,166 --> 00:41:06,667 - IT WASN'T BAD. - THAT WAS A GOOD DAY FOR YOU. 1064 00:41:06,667 --> 00:41:09,133 - COME HERE. LET'S JUST HAVE A LITTLE MANO A MANO. 1065 00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:11,567 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT. - [laughs] 1066 00:41:11,567 --> 00:41:14,500 I'VE BEEN WATCHING THOMAS OVER THE COURSE OF THE DAY. 1067 00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:18,033 I'M KIND OF SHOCKED ABOUT HOW SERIOUS HE SEEMS ABOUT KATHRYN. 1068 00:41:18,033 --> 00:41:21,367 HAVE A SEAT, MAN. 1069 00:41:21,367 --> 00:41:23,233 I JUST WANT THE BEST FOR HIM. 1070 00:41:23,233 --> 00:41:25,734 BUT NOW I'M IN KIND OF AN UNTENABLE SITUATION. 1071 00:41:25,734 --> 00:41:27,533 I FEEL LIKE I'M EVER-- ALWAYS LECTURING YOU. 1072 00:41:27,533 --> 00:41:29,400 I FEEL LIKE I AM. 1073 00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:32,667 YOU KNOW, AS AN OLD FRIEND, YOU KNOW, I WANT TO COME CLEAN. 1074 00:41:32,667 --> 00:41:35,433 I WANT TO HONEST. - MM-KAY. 1075 00:41:35,433 --> 00:41:38,333 - YOU KNOW, I THINK I FEEL KIND OF BAD. 1076 00:41:38,333 --> 00:41:40,133 YOU KNOW, I MEAN, IN LIEU OF WHAT CRAIG 1077 00:41:40,133 --> 00:41:42,000 KIND OF SAID THE OTHER NIGHT AT YOUR DINNER PARTY... 1078 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,433 - YEAH, RIGHT. 1079 00:41:43,433 --> 00:41:46,367 - I MEAN, DID I HOOK UP KATHRYN 1080 00:41:46,367 --> 00:41:48,000 IN A MOMENT OF WEAKNESS? 1081 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,300 - YEAH? - YES. 1082 00:41:53,734 --> 00:41:55,367 - JESUS CHRIST. 1083 00:41:58,100 --> 00:42:00,700 narrator: ON THE SEASON FINALE OF SOUTHERN CHARM... 1084 00:42:00,700 --> 00:42:02,600 - ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OF SOMETHING? 1085 00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:06,100 - CRAIG SAID YOU HAD HAD SEX WITH THREE PEOPLE AT THAT TABLE, 1086 00:42:06,100 --> 00:42:08,233 AND WHITNEY BASICALLY CONFIRMED IT. 1087 00:42:08,233 --> 00:42:10,333 - DO YOU BELIEVE THAT? 1088 00:42:10,333 --> 00:42:12,734 DO YOU BELIEVE THAT? 1089 00:42:12,734 --> 00:42:14,700 - SHE'S LIKE ANY GIRL THAT AGE. 1090 00:42:14,700 --> 00:42:17,000 YOU KNOW, THEY DO SOME STUPID THINGS. 1091 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,433 WHEN IT COMES TO THE HEART OR THE HEAD, 1092 00:42:18,433 --> 00:42:21,433 WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT IN THESE DECISIONS? 1093 00:42:21,433 --> 00:42:23,533 REALLY? 1094 00:42:23,533 --> 00:42:25,166 - COME ON IN. THIS IS IT. 1095 00:42:25,166 --> 00:42:28,000 - LOOKS KIND OF SALVATION-ARMY-ISH TO ME. 1096 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:32,667 BIG, UGLY FURNITURE BOUGHT AT HOME DEPOT ON A SALE. 1097 00:42:32,667 --> 00:42:34,467 - WELL, I'M GLAD YOU KIND OF APPROVE OF THE PLACE. 1098 00:42:34,467 --> 00:42:36,000 - IT'S VERY DECLASSE. 1099 00:42:37,467 --> 00:42:39,100 - SPARKLERS, SPARKLERS. 1100 00:42:39,100 --> 00:42:42,500 [fireworks crackling] 1101 00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:43,734 DANNI'S MAD. - OY. 1102 00:42:43,734 --> 00:42:44,767 - WHAT DID I DO? 1103 00:42:44,767 --> 00:42:46,166 - I CARE ABOUT YOU, 1104 00:42:46,166 --> 00:42:48,533 AND I WANT YOU TO FOCUS ON YOUR FUTURE. 1105 00:42:48,533 --> 00:42:51,500 - BE YOUR FUTURE. 1106 00:42:51,500 --> 00:42:52,500 [fireworks crackling] 1107 00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:53,667 - OH, CRAIG... 1108 00:42:55,333 --> 00:42:57,600 - I CANNOT BELIEVE THOSE TWO 1109 00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:00,400 HAVEN'T BROKEN UP YET. 1110 00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:01,367 THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED. 1111 00:43:01,367 --> 00:43:02,667 - I LOVE YOU. 1112 00:43:02,667 --> 00:43:03,767 I RESPECT YOU. 1113 00:43:03,767 --> 00:43:08,767 I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU. 79088

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