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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,300 --> 00:00:04,567 - PREVIOUSLY ON SOUTHERN CHARM... 2 00:00:04,567 --> 00:00:07,033 - MY INTUITION SAID NO. 3 00:00:07,033 --> 00:00:10,400 BUT MAYBE MY LITTLE HEAD WAS SAYING "YES" 4 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:12,200 BECAUSE SHE WAS HOT. 5 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:14,000 - YOU'RE SAYING I'M STEPPING ALL OVER YOUR GAME? 6 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,033 - YOU HOOKED UP WITH HER LAST NIGHT. 7 00:00:16,033 --> 00:00:17,266 - SO WHAT? 8 00:00:17,266 --> 00:00:19,400 DUMB [bleep]. 9 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:21,934 - SHEP AND I HAVE DECIDED TO OPEN A RESTAURANT. 10 00:00:21,934 --> 00:00:24,100 I THINK CHARLESTON NEEDS A GREAT MEXICAN RESTAURANT. 11 00:00:24,100 --> 00:00:27,200 - I THINK THAT'S A LITTLE OUT OF YOUR REALM. 12 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:29,767 - HOW DO YOU AFFORD THIS PLACE? 13 00:00:29,767 --> 00:00:31,800 - WITH MY BANK ACCOUNT. 14 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:33,066 HOW DO YOU AFFORD YOUR PLACE? 15 00:00:33,066 --> 00:00:34,600 - WORKING. 16 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:36,700 - IF I WASN'T A SOUTHERN WOMAN WITH GOOD MANNERS, 17 00:00:36,700 --> 00:00:38,767 I WOULD JUST TELL HER TO [bleep] OFF. 18 00:00:38,767 --> 00:00:42,433 - KATHRYN CALHOUN DENNIS, ARE YOU EVADING ME? 19 00:00:42,433 --> 00:00:43,900 - YOU'RE A JERK. 20 00:00:43,900 --> 00:00:46,800 - THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON HERE THAT I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT? 21 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:55,166 - WE HAD UNPROTECTED SEX. 22 00:00:55,166 --> 00:00:57,066 THAT'S A NO-NO. 23 00:00:59,133 --> 00:01:00,767 [upbeat pop music] 24 00:01:00,767 --> 00:01:01,767 - ♪♪ MM-HMM ♪♪ 25 00:01:01,767 --> 00:01:03,400 ♪♪ HE'S GOT MONEY ♪♪ 26 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:05,300 ♪♪ HE'S IN MAGAZINES ♪♪ 27 00:01:05,300 --> 00:01:06,934 ♪♪ HE'S GOT MORE HONEYS ♪♪ 28 00:01:06,934 --> 00:01:09,600 ♪♪ THAN ANY HONEYBEE ♪♪ 29 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:11,433 ♪♪ BA-BA-DOO ♪♪ 30 00:01:11,433 --> 00:01:13,100 ♪♪ BA-BA, DEE-EE-EE ♪♪ 31 00:01:13,100 --> 00:01:14,967 ♪♪ IT'S EASY ♪♪ 32 00:01:14,967 --> 00:01:17,433 ♪♪ AS THE BIRDS AND THE BEES AND THE ONE TWO THREES ♪♪ 33 00:01:17,433 --> 00:01:19,266 ♪♪ BA-BA-DOO ♪♪ 34 00:01:52,266 --> 00:01:54,934 I FEEL SOME ANXIETY WELLING UP IN ME, 35 00:01:54,934 --> 00:01:56,500 AND I'M THINKING BACK TO THAT NIGHT 36 00:01:56,500 --> 00:01:57,500 WHEN WE WERE CARELESS. 37 00:01:57,500 --> 00:01:58,867 OH, MY GOODNESS. 38 00:01:58,867 --> 00:02:00,467 I COULD'VE GOTTEN THIS GIRL PREGNANT. 39 00:02:04,367 --> 00:02:05,734 - I NEED SOME FRESH AIR, JEEZ. 40 00:02:05,734 --> 00:02:08,100 - OH, GOD, THAT FEELS GOOD. 41 00:02:08,100 --> 00:02:11,266 SO WE NEED TO GO FIND OUT IMMEDIATELY. 42 00:02:11,266 --> 00:02:12,400 - OKAY. 43 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:13,900 GOD. 44 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:15,133 - WHY ARE YOU-- 45 00:02:15,133 --> 00:02:17,133 - I DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW BECAUSE--YOU KNOW WHY? 46 00:02:17,133 --> 00:02:18,567 - WHY DIDN'T YOU WANT TO KNOW? 47 00:02:18,567 --> 00:02:20,100 I MEAN, THIS SORT OF THING, YOU NEED TO KNOW. 48 00:02:20,100 --> 00:02:22,100 - BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T TALKED TO ME IN A MONTH. 49 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:24,066 - I'VE BEEN SO BUSY, YOU KNOW, WITH LIFE. 50 00:02:24,066 --> 00:02:25,066 - OH, BUSY. 51 00:02:25,066 --> 00:02:26,333 BULL[bleep]. 52 00:02:26,333 --> 00:02:27,867 WHEN YOU LIKE A GIRL, 53 00:02:27,867 --> 00:02:29,767 YOU'RE NOT TOO BUSY TO SEE [bleep] TWO-MINUTE SEX-- 54 00:02:29,767 --> 00:02:31,567 - YOU'RE OUT DATING SHEP. 55 00:02:31,567 --> 00:02:32,633 - I'M NOT DATING SHEP. 56 00:02:32,633 --> 00:02:34,500 I WAS NEVER DATING SHEP. 57 00:02:34,500 --> 00:02:37,667 - YOU DIDN'T HAVE SEX WITH SHEP? 58 00:02:37,667 --> 00:02:39,066 - I HAD A FLING. 59 00:02:39,066 --> 00:02:40,734 - OKAY, YOU HAD A FLING. 60 00:02:40,734 --> 00:02:44,533 - WE HAD A FLING, BUT I'D NEVER DATE SHEP, BECAUSE HE'S-- 61 00:02:44,533 --> 00:02:46,066 - HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT WITH SHEP? 62 00:02:46,066 --> 00:02:47,767 - SHUT UP. 63 00:02:47,767 --> 00:02:50,734 - MM-KAY. 64 00:02:50,734 --> 00:02:55,500 - MM-KAY, WE GOT TO FIND OUT THEN. 65 00:02:55,500 --> 00:02:57,367 - WE'LL FIND OUT. 66 00:02:57,367 --> 00:03:00,533 AND THEN YOU CAN MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE 67 00:03:00,533 --> 00:03:04,066 AND GO FIND YOURSELF A GIRL. 68 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,500 - UH, WE JUST WANT TO GO TO THE DRUG STORE. 69 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:28,300 I'M GONNA GO IN THERE, AND SHE'S GONNA WAIT. 70 00:03:28,300 --> 00:03:30,166 I'M GONNA GO IN THERE AND GET SOMETHING REAL QUICK. 71 00:03:30,166 --> 00:03:31,633 - OKAY. 72 00:03:31,633 --> 00:03:35,066 - OH, MY GOD, WHAT IN THE HELL HAS JUST HAPPENED TO ME? 73 00:03:35,066 --> 00:03:36,900 ALCOHOL. 74 00:03:36,900 --> 00:03:39,700 WE ARE HERE AT THIS POINT NOW. YOU'RE TWO WEEKS LATE. 75 00:03:39,700 --> 00:03:42,233 I MEAN, THIS IS SOMETHING WE NEED TO DEAL WITH. 76 00:03:42,233 --> 00:03:46,200 - WELL, I JUST WOULD'VE THOUGHT THAT DOING WHAT YOU DID, 77 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:47,834 YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT YOU WERE DOING. 78 00:03:51,333 --> 00:03:55,767 - I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 79 00:03:55,767 --> 00:03:58,967 - DO YOU EVER GET ASKED TO GO TO THE DRUG STORE? 80 00:04:00,667 --> 00:04:01,800 - OH, OKAY. 81 00:04:07,767 --> 00:04:10,500 - THIS IS WHAT I GOT. 82 00:04:14,367 --> 00:04:16,400 YOU GOT THE, UH, TEST? 83 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:18,166 YOU GOT EVERYTHING? - IN MY PURSE. 84 00:04:18,166 --> 00:04:20,433 - I'M GOING UPSTAIRS. 85 00:04:20,433 --> 00:04:22,400 THIS IS NOT THE PLAN, 86 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,767 TO HAVE A CHILD WITH SOMEONE THIS AGE. 87 00:04:24,767 --> 00:04:26,767 AND I'M A LITTLE FREAKED. 88 00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:43,533 - [sighs] 89 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:47,266 KATHRYN? 90 00:04:47,266 --> 00:04:49,000 DARLING? 91 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:52,834 THERE'S A LARGE PART OF ME THAT WANTS A CHILD. 92 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:54,033 I'M A SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN, 93 00:04:54,033 --> 00:04:56,066 AND OF COURSE I WILL DO THE RIGHT THING. 94 00:04:56,066 --> 00:04:57,500 YOU ALL RIGHT? 95 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:01,800 - TEST ERROR? WHERE IS IT? 96 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:04,500 LET ME SEE. 97 00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:07,066 LET ME SEE. 98 00:05:07,066 --> 00:05:08,667 JESUS CHRIST. 99 00:05:08,667 --> 00:05:10,100 WHY IS IT SAYING ERROR? 100 00:05:10,100 --> 00:05:11,500 - I DON'T KNOW. 101 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:13,367 - WHAT THE [bleep] WRONG WITH THIS DAMN THING? 102 00:05:13,367 --> 00:05:14,734 YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO THE DRUG STORE? 103 00:05:14,734 --> 00:05:16,233 LET'S GET SOME MORE TESTS. 104 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:17,967 LET'S [bleep] THESE TESTS. 105 00:05:17,967 --> 00:05:19,400 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 106 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:21,734 - I WANT TO GO TO THE DOCTOR AND KNOW FOR SURE. 107 00:05:21,734 --> 00:05:24,166 - I'LL GO WITH YOU. 108 00:05:24,166 --> 00:05:25,700 - LET'S GO DOWN THE STAIRS. 109 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:28,200 THIS IS JUST A LITTLE MUCH FOR ME RIGHT NOW. 110 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:30,333 - IF YOU ARE PREGNANT, I'M RIGHT THERE, 111 00:05:30,333 --> 00:05:31,800 EVERYTHING I GOT. 112 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:34,367 EVERY DIME I'VE GOT IN MY FORTUNE, 113 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:36,467 EVERYTHING IS RIGHT THERE BEHIND YOU. 114 00:05:36,467 --> 00:05:41,033 THAT CHILD WITHIN YOU IS GOING TO BE A LUCKY CHILD. 115 00:05:41,033 --> 00:05:42,033 IT'S GONNA HAVE A WONDERFUL LIFE. 116 00:05:42,033 --> 00:05:43,934 I PROMISE YOU. 117 00:05:43,934 --> 00:05:46,333 - AND IF I'M NOT PREGNANT... 118 00:05:46,333 --> 00:05:49,033 - WELL, THEN, MAYBE IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE. 119 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:08,900 - YOU LOOK NICE. 120 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:10,033 - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 121 00:06:10,033 --> 00:06:11,467 - WHO MADE YOUR SUIT? 122 00:06:11,467 --> 00:06:14,967 - IT'S A SAVARO NUMBER PUT TOGETHER A COUPLE YEARS AGO. 123 00:06:14,967 --> 00:06:16,166 - HMM, GOOD. 124 00:06:16,166 --> 00:06:17,667 - YEAH. - VERY NICE. 125 00:06:17,667 --> 00:06:18,667 - THIS IS FOR WHAT? 126 00:06:18,667 --> 00:06:19,834 - THIS IS FOR THE GIBBS MUSEUM. 127 00:06:19,834 --> 00:06:21,233 - OKAY, THAT'S WHERE WE'RE GOING? 128 00:06:21,233 --> 00:06:23,033 - I ACTUALLY GAVE THEM A PAINTING, 129 00:06:23,033 --> 00:06:24,300 WILLIAM AIKEN WALKER. 130 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:26,567 - MM-HMM. 131 00:06:28,567 --> 00:06:30,700 - SO I THINK THAT WE SHOULD SIGN YOU UP 132 00:06:30,700 --> 00:06:33,400 FOR THE YOUNG DIRECTOR'S CIRCLE. 133 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:35,400 THERE ARE GONNA BE INTERESTING PEOPLE THERE. 134 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:37,133 - I'M SURE THEY'LL BE THRILLED TO MEET ME. 135 00:06:37,133 --> 00:06:38,934 - [laughs] 136 00:06:38,934 --> 00:06:41,300 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN VERY INVOLVED WITH ART. 137 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:43,967 I HAVE A DOUBLE MASTERS IN ART AND ARCHAEOLOGY. 138 00:06:43,967 --> 00:06:47,166 I PUT TOGETHER SEVERAL MAJOR ART COLLECTIONS 139 00:06:47,166 --> 00:06:49,100 FOR PRIVATE COLLECTORS, 140 00:06:49,100 --> 00:06:51,533 AND MY LATE HUSBAND WAS LISTED 141 00:06:51,533 --> 00:06:54,533 AS ONE OF THE TOP 20 ART COLLECTORS IN THE COUNTRY. 142 00:06:54,533 --> 00:06:56,900 - ANGELA. - HI, I'M SO GLAD YOU CAME. 143 00:06:56,900 --> 00:06:58,333 - HELLO, MY DARLING. - I KNOW. 144 00:06:58,333 --> 00:06:59,667 - HI, HOW ARE YOU? - HELLO, HOW ARE YOU? 145 00:06:59,667 --> 00:07:01,133 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 146 00:07:01,133 --> 00:07:03,934 - DID YOU SEE THE NEW YORK SOCIAL DIARY? 147 00:07:03,934 --> 00:07:05,266 - GOD, IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE. 148 00:07:05,266 --> 00:07:07,400 - THAT WAS A GOOD PICTURE OF YOU AND I. 149 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:08,834 WELL, YOU, OKAY? IT WAS BETTER. 150 00:07:08,834 --> 00:07:10,400 - NO, YOU. [laughs] 151 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:11,867 - I'M THINKING AT THE TIME 152 00:07:11,867 --> 00:07:14,433 WHITNEY BROUGHT ONE OF HIS SUPERMODELS HOME. 153 00:07:14,433 --> 00:07:17,533 I HAVE FRENCH POST-IMPRESSIONIST PAINTINGS, 154 00:07:17,533 --> 00:07:19,200 AND SHE SAID TO WHITNEY, 155 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:21,567 "YOU KNOW, I LIKE FRENCH PAINTINGS TOO. 156 00:07:21,567 --> 00:07:25,033 MY FAVORITE ARTIST IS MOWET." 157 00:07:25,033 --> 00:07:29,500 IT KIND OF SAYS IT ALL FOR HIS CHOICE IN WOMEN. 158 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:31,600 - GOOD AFTERNOON, EVERYONE. 159 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:34,800 I AM HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE WE HAVE NOW REACHED 160 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:38,633 $7.1 MILLION IN OUR CAPITAL CAMPAIGN. 161 00:07:38,633 --> 00:07:40,000 [applause] 162 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,100 I ALSO WANT TO THANK MICHELE SEEKINGS 163 00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:44,667 AND ALSO PAT ALTSCHUL 164 00:07:44,667 --> 00:07:46,734 FOR ALL OF THEIR EFFORTS THIS YEAR. 165 00:07:46,734 --> 00:07:48,200 [applause] 166 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:49,867 - MOM DID PRESSURE ME TO BE ON 167 00:07:49,867 --> 00:07:52,800 THE BOARDS OF MUSEUMS OR YOUNG FELLOWS OR THIS OR THAT. 168 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:54,533 PEOPLE ARE PRETTY BORING AND STIFF. 169 00:07:54,533 --> 00:07:56,000 MOM, MOM, LET'S GO TO THE BAR. 170 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,367 THERE WEREN'T THAT MANY HOT GIRLS, 171 00:07:57,367 --> 00:08:00,600 SO I JUST KIND OF BLEW THEM OFF AFTER A WHILE. 172 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:02,000 - WANT ANYTHING, HONEY? - I'LL HAVE AN ICED TEA. 173 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,166 IS IT UNSWEETENED OR SWEETENED? 174 00:08:04,166 --> 00:08:08,266 - OKAY, OH, GOD, UH, CAN I HAVE A WATER OR CLUB SODA OR... 175 00:08:08,266 --> 00:08:09,467 - YOU'RE DOWN SOUTH. 176 00:08:09,467 --> 00:08:11,667 YOU GOT TO DRINK SWEET TEA, FOR GOD'S SAKE. 177 00:08:11,667 --> 00:08:12,867 - TOO MANY CALORIES. 178 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:14,500 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 179 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:18,066 SEE, IF YOU OPEN A RESTAURANT, THIS IS WHAT YOU'LL BE DOING. 180 00:08:18,066 --> 00:08:19,266 [laughs] 181 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:22,033 I DIDN'T SEND WHITNEY TO OXFORD 182 00:08:22,033 --> 00:08:26,066 TO STUDYING AT THE SORBONNE AND LIVING IN PARIS FOR A YEAR 183 00:08:26,066 --> 00:08:30,233 AND THEN BE BUSSING TABLES IN A RESTAURANT. 184 00:08:30,233 --> 00:08:31,800 - SO WE LOOKED AT THIS ONE RESTAURANT 185 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:33,834 I THINK YOU'D BE UNDERWHELMED BY. 186 00:08:33,834 --> 00:08:35,967 - WELL, I'M UNDERWHELMED BY THE WHOLE IDEA 187 00:08:35,967 --> 00:08:38,100 OF YOU DOING A RESTAURANT ANYWAY. 188 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:40,867 IT'S KIND OF PEDESTRIAN AND BANAL. 189 00:08:40,867 --> 00:08:43,100 IT'S--IT'S-- 190 00:08:43,100 --> 00:08:44,400 I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. 191 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:47,934 I WOULD PREFER TO SAY, "MY SON, THE FILMMAKER," 192 00:08:47,934 --> 00:08:50,400 AND NOT, "MY SON, THE MAITRE D." 193 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:51,700 - THANK YOU. 194 00:08:51,700 --> 00:08:53,867 I MEAN, I'M GONNA DO WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 195 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:57,000 SO IN ONE EAR, OUT THE OTHER. 196 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,467 I THINK IT'S A REAL OPPORTUNITY. 197 00:08:58,467 --> 00:08:59,867 I WANT TO DO SOMETHING GREAT HERE IN CHARLESTON. 198 00:08:59,867 --> 00:09:01,367 - HOW WOULD YOU MAKE IT DIFFERENT? 199 00:09:01,367 --> 00:09:03,567 - SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE CHEAP, ROCK AND ROLL. 200 00:09:03,567 --> 00:09:07,600 OLD ENGLISH EARLY '70s MOROCCAN OPIUM BOUDOIR. 201 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:08,900 - WHEN YOU LOOK AROUND HERE, 202 00:09:08,900 --> 00:09:13,467 DO YOU THINK OPIUM DEN GENRE IS KIND OF LIKE THIS? 203 00:09:15,033 --> 00:09:17,667 - MOM WOULD HAVE MADE A GREAT DICTATOR. 204 00:09:17,667 --> 00:09:21,533 - WELL, I HOPE IT WORKS. 205 00:09:21,533 --> 00:09:22,800 - COMING UP... 206 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:23,767 - I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. 207 00:09:23,767 --> 00:09:25,266 KATHRYN. 208 00:09:25,266 --> 00:09:27,767 "I KNOW YOU WERE HAVING RELATIONS WITH SHEP. 209 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:29,567 I MEAN, COULD HE BE THE DADDY?" 210 00:09:44,567 --> 00:09:47,233 - I MADE MISTAKES IN RELATIONSHIPS ALL THE TIME. 211 00:09:47,233 --> 00:09:50,233 I'M A DISASTER ZONE. 212 00:09:50,233 --> 00:09:54,300 THE TIME I SAID SELF-DESTRUCTIVE STREAK I HAVE WITHIN ME. 213 00:09:54,300 --> 00:09:58,033 CONVICTED FELON ASIDE, YOU KNOW, I CONSIDER MYSELF A NICE PERSON, 214 00:09:58,033 --> 00:10:00,066 AND I DON'T WANT TO WALK AWAY FROM SOMETHING 215 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:02,266 THAT COULD POTENTIALLY BE A CHILD. 216 00:10:05,266 --> 00:10:09,200 I'M NOT GONNA SCREW THIS UP. 217 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:12,734 BUT I WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, 218 00:10:12,734 --> 00:10:16,834 BECAUSE IT AFFECTS MY ENTIRE FUTURE. 219 00:10:18,734 --> 00:10:20,667 HOW YOU DOING? - MORNING. 220 00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:23,066 - SO... 221 00:10:23,066 --> 00:10:25,266 WE NEED TO DETERMINE DEFINITIVELY 222 00:10:25,266 --> 00:10:27,033 IF YOU'RE PREGNANT. 223 00:10:27,033 --> 00:10:28,767 - BUT I WANT TO GO TO A REAL DOCTOR 224 00:10:28,767 --> 00:10:30,867 AND HAVE THEM DO THAT, I THINK. 225 00:10:30,867 --> 00:10:33,900 - ALL RIGHT, SET THAT UP. - I WILL. 226 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,500 - SOON AS POSSIBLE. 227 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:39,967 - AND THEN IF YOU WANT TO COME, FEEL FREE. 228 00:10:39,967 --> 00:10:41,233 - WOW. 229 00:10:41,233 --> 00:10:42,467 - WHAT? 230 00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:44,300 - THIS IS HEAVY STUFF. 231 00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:45,867 - I WANT TO GO HOME AND SHOWER 232 00:10:45,867 --> 00:10:48,734 AND KIND OF TAKE A MOMENT-- A BREATHER. 233 00:11:03,633 --> 00:11:06,400 [knock at door] 234 00:11:11,033 --> 00:11:13,467 - HEY, MAN, YOU GOT A SECOND? 235 00:11:13,467 --> 00:11:14,767 - OH, NO. 236 00:11:14,767 --> 00:11:16,934 I'M TIRED. FELL ASLEEP. 237 00:11:16,934 --> 00:11:18,133 - ARE YOU ALONE? 238 00:11:18,133 --> 00:11:19,133 - YEAH, I'M ALONE. 239 00:11:19,133 --> 00:11:21,266 - OH, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. 240 00:11:21,266 --> 00:11:23,633 YOU MAY WANT TO SIT DOWN. 241 00:11:23,633 --> 00:11:27,767 LISTEN, I WANT TO TALK YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. 242 00:11:27,767 --> 00:11:29,133 - TALK TO ME. 243 00:11:29,133 --> 00:11:31,233 - KATHRYN... 244 00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:34,567 SHE'S TWO WEEKS LATE ON HER PERIOD. 245 00:11:34,567 --> 00:11:35,900 - OH, MAN. 246 00:11:35,900 --> 00:11:37,333 - YOU KNOW, I KNOW IT'S BEEN ABOUT A MONTH, 247 00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:38,834 BUT I HAD SEX WITH HER. 248 00:11:38,834 --> 00:11:41,000 YOU KNOW, AND THEN ABOUT 30 DAYS, I SAID, 249 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,300 "YOU KNOW, YOU HAD YOUR PERIOD?" 250 00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:43,567 - WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT? 251 00:11:43,567 --> 00:11:44,567 THAT'S WEIRD. 252 00:11:44,567 --> 00:11:47,066 - I KNOW. 253 00:11:47,066 --> 00:11:49,967 AND SHE SAYS, "I'M TWO WEEKS LATE." 254 00:11:49,967 --> 00:11:54,033 SO I IMMEDIATELY WENT AND BOUGHT, UM, 255 00:11:54,033 --> 00:11:57,133 A PREGNANCY TEST, 256 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,667 WHICH CAME UP AN ERROR. 257 00:11:59,667 --> 00:12:02,066 I DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S BULL[bleep] ME OR WHAT. 258 00:12:02,066 --> 00:12:04,633 - JESUS CHRIST. THIS ALL HAPPENED TODAY? 259 00:12:04,633 --> 00:12:06,200 - AND THEN I ASKED HER STRAIGHT. 260 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:09,300 I SAID, "YOU KNOW, I KNOW YOU WERE HAVING RELATIONS WITH SHEP. 261 00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:11,667 I MEAN, COULD HE BE THE DADDY?" 262 00:12:21,166 --> 00:12:23,533 - NO, THIS ISN'T RIGHT, MAN. 263 00:12:23,533 --> 00:12:24,934 - I MEAN, HAS SHE TALKED TO YOU ABOUT IT? 264 00:12:24,934 --> 00:12:27,033 HAS SHE TOLD YOU-- - HELL NO. 265 00:12:27,033 --> 00:12:28,600 NOTHING'S EVER FOOLPROOF, 266 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:33,133 BUT I USE PROTECTION AND THERE'S A 99.9% CHANCE 267 00:12:33,133 --> 00:12:34,400 I AM NOT THE FATHER. 268 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,567 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, MAN? 269 00:12:36,567 --> 00:12:38,033 YOU'RE ASKING FOR ADVICE? 270 00:12:38,033 --> 00:12:39,333 - I DON'T KNOW. 271 00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:40,900 I FEEL LIKE I HAD TO TALK TO SOMEBODY. 272 00:12:40,900 --> 00:12:43,533 - YOU WERE HANGING OUT WITH HER BEFORE I WAS. 273 00:12:43,533 --> 00:12:45,433 I MEAN, I-- 274 00:12:45,433 --> 00:12:49,266 I WAS, UH, I WAS HANGING OUT WITH HER, 275 00:12:49,266 --> 00:12:50,567 BUT IT WAS-- 276 00:12:50,567 --> 00:12:52,000 I-I-DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, MAN. 277 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,133 - I WANT TO MAKE SURE SHE'S PREGNANT. 278 00:12:54,133 --> 00:12:56,166 I WANT TO KNOW ABSOLUTELY SURE. 279 00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,000 AT SOME POINT, 280 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:01,266 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO A PATERNITY TEST 281 00:13:01,266 --> 00:13:03,934 SO WE CAN LEARN WITH DEFINITY 282 00:13:03,934 --> 00:13:06,500 THAT I AM INDEED THE DAD 283 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:10,100 IF SHE SAYS I'M THE DADDY, NOT YOU. 284 00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:14,467 BUT, UM, I SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD SEX WITH HER. 285 00:13:14,467 --> 00:13:16,200 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, MAN. 286 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,734 - I DIDN'T USE PROTECTION. 287 00:13:17,734 --> 00:13:19,100 - SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT. 288 00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:21,300 - YOU KNOW, I WAS DRUNK, STUPID. 289 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,266 - [laughs] 290 00:13:23,266 --> 00:13:25,567 - SITTING HERE GRABBING MY SKULL SAYING, 291 00:13:25,567 --> 00:13:29,734 "OH, WHAT THE [bleep] HAVE YOU DONE, DUDE?" 292 00:13:29,734 --> 00:13:32,166 [sighs] 293 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,400 - HEY. - HELLO THERE. 294 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,400 HOW ARE YOU? 295 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:58,400 - I'M GOOD. YOU ALL RIGHT? 296 00:13:58,400 --> 00:13:59,400 - SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 297 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:00,433 [laughs] 298 00:14:00,433 --> 00:14:01,800 COME ON, SIT DOWN. 299 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,133 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 300 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:06,200 - UH, WELL, I GOT SOME THINGS I NEED YOUR ADVICE ON. 301 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,500 - OH, OKAY. 302 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:11,033 - SO YOU KNOW THE DENNIS FAMILY AND THE RAVENEL FAMILY 303 00:14:11,033 --> 00:14:12,467 ARE BOTH PRETTY BIG NAMES DOWN HERE. 304 00:14:12,467 --> 00:14:14,700 - OH, WELL, THEY'RE GOOD, OLD NAMES. 305 00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:15,900 - YES. 306 00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:18,433 THOMAS AND I KIND OF LIKED EACH OTHER 307 00:14:18,433 --> 00:14:20,800 AND HAD, LIKE, A LITTLE FLING. 308 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:21,867 - OKAY? 309 00:14:21,867 --> 00:14:24,700 - AND I REALLY LIKE THOMAS A LOT. 310 00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:25,867 - HOW OLD IS HE? 311 00:14:25,867 --> 00:14:27,166 - 50. 312 00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:28,834 - WELL, THAT'S NOT A BAD AGE. 313 00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:32,133 BUT, UH, I LIKE 'EM OLDER. 314 00:14:32,133 --> 00:14:34,100 - I DO TOO. 315 00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:35,600 - THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. 316 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:39,033 - WHEN I'M AROUND HIM, LIKE, I JUST--I DON'T KNOW. 317 00:14:39,033 --> 00:14:40,734 IT FEELS RIGHT. - YEAH. 318 00:14:40,734 --> 00:14:42,900 - NOW I'M IN POSITION 319 00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:47,200 WHERE I MAY OR MAY NOT BE... 320 00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:50,967 PREGNANT. 321 00:14:50,967 --> 00:14:53,867 - OH, MY. 322 00:14:53,867 --> 00:14:56,333 - I TOOK A PREGNANCY TEST ALREADY, 323 00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:58,967 AND IT CAME UP AS ERROR FOR SOME REASON, 324 00:14:58,967 --> 00:15:00,967 LIKE IT DIDN'T SAY YES OR NO. 325 00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:03,834 SO I'M GONNA GO TO THE DOCTOR AND GET, LIKE, 326 00:15:03,834 --> 00:15:07,300 A REAL, DEFINITE ANSWER. 327 00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:08,900 IT'S A VERY SCARY THING. 328 00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:10,266 IT MEANS A LOT TO ME. 329 00:15:10,266 --> 00:15:11,834 LIKE, THIS WOULD BE A VERY BIG DEAL, 330 00:15:11,834 --> 00:15:14,767 AND I WOULD HAVE TO START MAKING A LOT OF CHANGES IN MY LIFE. 331 00:15:14,767 --> 00:15:16,433 - YEAH, YOU REALLY WOULD. 332 00:15:16,433 --> 00:15:20,734 - I MEAN, HOW DO I HANDLE IT IF I AM OR IF I'M NOT PREGNANT? 333 00:15:20,734 --> 00:15:22,333 - YOU JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT IT IF YOU ARE. 334 00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:24,467 - WELL, IF I AM, YES, I AM. 335 00:15:24,467 --> 00:15:26,934 LIKE, WE'VE BOTH TALKED ABOUT IT, THOMAS AND I. 336 00:15:26,934 --> 00:15:29,467 IF I AM PREGNANT, WE'RE GONNA HAVE THE CHILD. 337 00:15:29,467 --> 00:15:32,567 THEN IF I'M NOT, THEN IT'S LIKE, WHAT I DO? 338 00:15:32,567 --> 00:15:35,233 BECAUSE I REALLY ACTUALLY HAVE FEELINGS FOR HIM. 339 00:15:35,233 --> 00:15:36,900 - TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, 340 00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:39,567 YOU CAN'T WORRY ABOUT IT UNTIL YOU FIND OUT. 341 00:15:53,133 --> 00:15:55,166 - HEY, HOW CAN I HELP YOU? 342 00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:56,700 - I'M LOOKING FOR A TUXEDO. 343 00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:59,033 - OKAY, HAVE A SEAT. 344 00:15:59,033 --> 00:16:00,533 WHAT ARE YOU INTERESTED IN? 345 00:16:00,533 --> 00:16:03,400 - I THINK I WANT TO DO SOMETHING PRETTY OUTRAGEOUS. 346 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,533 MAYBE LIKE A DIFFERENT-COLORED TUX 347 00:16:05,533 --> 00:16:07,533 OR SOMETHING OF THAT NATURE. 348 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:09,700 WHAT DO YOU THINK? [laughs] 349 00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:11,300 - NOT COLORFUL TUXEDOS. 350 00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:13,900 - OKAY. 351 00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:16,767 CAMERAN. - LOOK AT YOU ALL GROWN UP. 352 00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:18,567 - HI. - HI, I'M CAMERAN. 353 00:16:18,567 --> 00:16:20,333 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. 354 00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:21,700 - WHAT'S UP? - HEY. 355 00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:25,100 SHEP DOES NOT REALLY HAVE THE MOST, UM... 356 00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:28,633 SOPHISTICATED TASTE IN CLOTHING. 357 00:16:28,633 --> 00:16:31,433 I THINK HE KIND OF WEARS WHAT IS CLEAN 358 00:16:31,433 --> 00:16:33,967 THAT HE FINDS ON HIS FLOOR. 359 00:16:33,967 --> 00:16:36,600 ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THINKING ABOUT GOING THIS ROUTE? 360 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,100 - I DON'T KNOW. 361 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:40,900 - SO I'M NOT SURPRISED THAT HE ASKED ME FOR HELP TO FIND 362 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,633 SOMETHING TO WEAR TO J.D.'S CAROLINA DAY PARTY. 363 00:16:43,633 --> 00:16:45,800 NO DOUBT IT WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS, 364 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,233 BUT I THINK YOU'D REALLY TICK OFF J.D. 365 00:16:48,233 --> 00:16:50,533 BECAUSE THIS IS, LIKE, AS SUPER FORMAL AS IT GETS. 366 00:16:50,533 --> 00:16:52,767 I WAS BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH CAROLINA, 367 00:16:52,767 --> 00:16:54,767 AND I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF CAROLINA DAY. 368 00:16:54,767 --> 00:16:57,934 APPARENTLY IT IS A HOLIDAY TO CELEBRATE 369 00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:00,266 SOME TYPE OF A BATTLE OR-- I DON'T KNOW. 370 00:17:00,266 --> 00:17:01,734 I'M NOT REALLY A HISTORY BUFF. 371 00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:07,066 OKAY, SHEP, GIVE THE LADIES WHAT THEY WANT. 372 00:17:07,066 --> 00:17:08,767 - OKAY. 373 00:17:08,767 --> 00:17:12,433 - I LIKE IT. 374 00:17:12,433 --> 00:17:15,233 WHITE. - OH, I LIKE THAT. 375 00:17:15,233 --> 00:17:16,500 IT WOULD NOT SURPRISE ME 376 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:18,967 IF THIS WAS A FIGMENT OF J.D.'S IMAGINATION, 377 00:17:18,967 --> 00:17:20,533 SOMETHING'S HE MADE UP AS AN EXCUSE 378 00:17:20,533 --> 00:17:22,300 TO GET A BUNCH OF PEOPLE TOGETHER, 379 00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:23,600 DRESS UP, AHD HAVE A PARTY. 380 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,266 - THE BLACK MAKES YOU LOOK OLDER. 381 00:17:25,266 --> 00:17:27,033 - I DON'T WANT TO LOOK OLDER. 382 00:17:27,033 --> 00:17:30,200 - YOU SHOULD SHAVE AND BRUSH YOUR HAIR. 383 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,333 - HERE WE GO. 384 00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:33,000 THAT'S GREAT. THAT'S YOUR LOOK. 385 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,000 THAT'S IT. 386 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,867 DONE. 387 00:17:35,867 --> 00:17:37,734 - GOSH, MAYBE I SHOULD CALL, LIKE, 388 00:17:37,734 --> 00:17:40,133 ELLE MACPHERSON OR SOMETHING TO SEE IF SHE WANTS TO COME. 389 00:17:40,133 --> 00:17:41,333 - ELLE MACPHERSON'S OLD. 390 00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:43,767 - OH, RIGHT, WHO'S, OR, KATE BECKINSALE. 391 00:17:43,767 --> 00:17:46,033 - BUT YOU DO. YOU LOOK GREAT. 392 00:17:46,033 --> 00:17:47,600 YOU GOT TO WATCH OUT FOR T-RAV. 393 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,633 - GOD, WHY? 394 00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:51,467 - HE MIGHT TRY TO SCOOP HER AWAY. 395 00:17:51,467 --> 00:17:52,600 - YOU THINK I'M WORRIED ABOUT HIM? 396 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,233 DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK FOR ONE SECOND 397 00:17:54,233 --> 00:17:55,934 I'M WORRIED ABOUT ANYBODY ON EARTH? 398 00:17:55,934 --> 00:17:57,233 GIVE ME A BREAK. 399 00:17:57,233 --> 00:17:59,834 PERSONALITY PLUS IS WHAT I GOT. 400 00:17:59,834 --> 00:18:02,800 SPEAKING OF T-RAV, HE SHOWED UP ON MY DOORSTEP 401 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,800 AND, UM... 402 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:09,000 SAID THAT KATHRYN 403 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,834 MAY BE BEARING A CHILD. 404 00:18:11,834 --> 00:18:13,133 - OH, MY. 405 00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:14,266 - I WAS LIKE, "SORRY?" 406 00:18:14,266 --> 00:18:16,166 - THIS IS A COMEDY SHOW. WHAT? 407 00:18:16,166 --> 00:18:19,300 - I WAS LIKE, "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?" 408 00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:21,367 - YEAH, RIGHT. 409 00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:22,367 WHAT? - YEAH. 410 00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:24,066 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? - YEAH. 411 00:18:24,066 --> 00:18:25,300 - YOU'RE LYING. 412 00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:26,600 - NO, THAT HAPPENED. 413 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:27,934 - SHE'S 21. 414 00:18:27,934 --> 00:18:29,033 THOMAS IS LIKE 50. 415 00:18:29,033 --> 00:18:30,266 I'M ALMOST 30, 416 00:18:30,266 --> 00:18:31,467 AND THE THOUGHT OF HAVING SEX 417 00:18:31,467 --> 00:18:33,000 WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD MAN REPULSES ME. 418 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,333 - OH, MY GOD. THAT'S PRETTY RUDE. 419 00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:39,033 - NO, I'M JUST SAYING, LIKE, HE COULD BE HER DAD. 420 00:18:39,033 --> 00:18:40,300 - YES, HE COULD. 421 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:41,800 - IS HE TRYING TO GET HER PREGNANT? 422 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,133 - I DON'T KNOW. 423 00:18:43,133 --> 00:18:44,667 - TYPICALLY MEN DON'T DO THAT. 424 00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:46,700 THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD. - I THINK IT'S VERY ODD. 425 00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:49,066 - MAYBE THOMAS SECRETLY WANTS TO HAVE A BABY. 426 00:18:49,066 --> 00:18:50,433 - IT'S ALL VERY TAWDRY. 427 00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:51,467 I DON'T LIKE IT. 428 00:18:51,467 --> 00:18:53,367 I DON'T LIKE IT ONE BIT. 429 00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:54,834 - OH, SHEP. 430 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:58,400 THOSE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES SHOULD NOT THROW STONES. 431 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:01,667 OKAY, DO MEN NOT WEAR CONDOMS ANYMORE, OR... 432 00:19:01,667 --> 00:19:05,633 - HONESTLY, I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE SEXUAL HABITS OF MEN. 433 00:19:05,633 --> 00:19:07,533 - THESE GUYS WHO ARE RAISED 434 00:19:07,533 --> 00:19:10,266 TO BE THIS SOUTHERN GENTILE GENTLEMEN 435 00:19:10,266 --> 00:19:12,100 ARE GOING AROUND AND SLEEPING WITH WOMEN 436 00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:13,333 WITHOUT PROTECTION. 437 00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:15,400 IT'S--IT'S JUST--IT'S TERRIBLE. 438 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,166 WELL... 439 00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:19,567 IT WOULD BE A CUTE KID. 440 00:19:19,567 --> 00:19:21,266 - SHE'S DEFINITELY CUTE. 441 00:19:21,266 --> 00:19:22,500 - COMING UP... 442 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,166 - SO LET'S MAKE CONCRETE PLANS. 443 00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:25,467 - OH, GOSH. 444 00:19:25,467 --> 00:19:26,500 - HOW FULL IS YOUR SOCIAL CALENDAR? 445 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,767 - IT'S FULL. 446 00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:30,266 - AND LATER... 447 00:19:30,266 --> 00:19:32,900 - OH, NO. YAY OR NAY? 448 00:19:56,266 --> 00:19:57,433 - HELLO? 449 00:19:57,433 --> 00:19:59,000 - OH, MY GOD. ARE YOU GONNA BREAK IT DOWN? 450 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,300 - YEAH. 451 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,967 - HI. - HEY, FOXY. 452 00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:03,467 - I GOT A LITTLE SHORT TODAY WITH-- 453 00:20:03,467 --> 00:20:04,633 - OH, YEAH. 454 00:20:04,633 --> 00:20:06,100 - YOU FEEL SO WARM. 455 00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:07,100 - WARM AND HOT. 456 00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:08,333 - OH, MY GOD. 457 00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,500 WANT TO SIT DOWN? - YEAH, BABY. 458 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:10,600 - YEAH, BABY. 459 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,000 - LOOK AT IT, A LITTLE CANDLE GOING. 460 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,967 - YOU KNOW, TRYING TO GET ROMANTIC. 461 00:20:13,967 --> 00:20:15,800 - YEAH. - HOW ARE YOU? 462 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:18,000 - I'M LIKE SKINNY AND FAT AT THE SAME TIME. 463 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,100 SO A DIET OF CIGARETTES AND NOT EATING HAS BEEN HELPING. 464 00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:22,433 - YOU'RE ON THAT MODEL DIET. 465 00:20:22,433 --> 00:20:25,100 - I'M ON THE KATE MOSS DIET. 466 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:28,934 SO, JENNA, LOOK, I REALLY APOLOGIZE FOR BRANDI'S BEHAVIOR. 467 00:20:28,934 --> 00:20:32,500 IT WAS KIND OF UNCALLED FOR AND, YOU KNOW, NOT HER BUSINESS. 468 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,667 - HOW DO YOU AFFORD THIS PLACE? 469 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,734 - WITH MY BANK ACCOUNT. 470 00:20:36,734 --> 00:20:38,000 HOW DO YOU AFFORD YOUR PLACE? 471 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,467 - WORKING. [laughs] 472 00:20:40,467 --> 00:20:42,367 - THERE'S SOME UNFORTUNATE MISCONCEPTIONS 473 00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:44,033 ABOUT YOU AROUND TOWN. 474 00:20:44,033 --> 00:20:46,667 THEY THINK ALL THE SUDDEN THIS GIRL FROM SUMTER, 475 00:20:46,667 --> 00:20:49,500 THIS CHEERLEADER SUDDENLY IS LIKE, YOU KNOW, 476 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:52,433 DRIPPING IN JEWELS AND LOUBOUTINS AND, YOU KNOW, 477 00:20:52,433 --> 00:20:53,934 PRIVATE JETS AND ALL THAT STUFF. 478 00:20:53,934 --> 00:20:55,734 - WELL, YEAH, WELL, DOESN'T EVERYBODY GROW UP 479 00:20:55,734 --> 00:20:57,233 AND TRY AND BETTER THEMSELVES? 480 00:20:57,233 --> 00:20:58,400 - ABSOLUTELY. 481 00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,867 I MEAN, ULTIMATELY, I DON'T THINK 482 00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:02,266 IT'S MY BUSINESS OR ANYONE'S BUSINESS 483 00:21:02,266 --> 00:21:03,667 WHO PAYS HER RENT OR WHY. 484 00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:06,467 BUT IF PEOPLE QUESTIONS PERHAPS GET IT OUT IN THE OPEN, 485 00:21:06,467 --> 00:21:09,800 GET IN FRONT OF IT, IT MIGHT KIND OF, YOU KNOW, 486 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:13,867 CLEAR UP A LOT CURIOSITY TO KILL SOME CATS. 487 00:21:13,867 --> 00:21:16,033 PEOPLE SAID SOME HARSH THINGS. 488 00:21:16,033 --> 00:21:19,700 THEY CALLED YOU A GOLD DIGGER. 489 00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:21,000 - IF I WAS GOLD DIGGER, 490 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000 I WOULD'VE MARRIED LOU SEVEN YEARS AGO. 491 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,333 IT'S NOT ABOUT MONEY FOR ME AT ALL. 492 00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:27,066 LOU IS MY BOYFRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW YORK. 493 00:21:27,066 --> 00:21:28,367 HE'S A LITTLE BIT OLDER THAN ME. 494 00:21:28,367 --> 00:21:29,367 I'M 28. 495 00:21:29,367 --> 00:21:32,233 HE'S 55? 496 00:21:32,233 --> 00:21:34,133 HE'S VERY SUCCESSFUL, 497 00:21:34,133 --> 00:21:36,767 BUT I DON'T SEE HOW THAT MAKES ME A GOLD DIGGER. 498 00:21:36,767 --> 00:21:39,233 - THE AGE DIFFERENCE, DOESN'T, I MEAN-- 499 00:21:39,233 --> 00:21:41,867 - NO, I DON'T CARE ABOUT AGE. 500 00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:43,400 - IT'S WHAT INSIDE THAT COUNTS. 501 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,266 - YEAH, I JUST THINK YOU'RE JUST AS OLD AS YOU FEEL, YOU KNOW? 502 00:21:46,266 --> 00:21:49,000 THERE'S SUCH A DOUBLE STANDARD IN CHARLESTON. 503 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,500 MEN ARE GLORIFIED FOR SLEEPING WITH YOUNGER WOMEN, 504 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:53,867 AND I HAVE A REPUTATION FOR BEING A GOLD DIGGER 505 00:21:53,867 --> 00:21:55,633 JUST BECAUSE I HAVE AN OLDER BOYFRIEND. 506 00:21:55,633 --> 00:21:57,567 - ARE YOU TAKING LOU TO CAROLINA DAY? 507 00:21:57,567 --> 00:21:59,533 - NOPE, LOU'S TRAVELING AT THE MOMENT. 508 00:21:59,533 --> 00:22:01,967 YEAH, HE'S DOING, LIKE, A BUNCH OF STUFF OVERSEAS. 509 00:22:01,967 --> 00:22:03,400 - WELL, GOOD FOR HIM. - MM-HMM. 510 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,633 - I THINK YOU SHOULD STOP [bleep] AROUND 511 00:22:04,633 --> 00:22:05,934 AND MARRY THIS GUY. 512 00:22:05,934 --> 00:22:09,633 - WELL, WHEN HE GETS DOWN ON HIS KNEE WITH A RING... 513 00:22:09,633 --> 00:22:11,166 - THINK HE'LL DO THAT? - I WILL SAY YES. 514 00:22:11,166 --> 00:22:12,900 - OF COURSE. I THINK HE'S JUST WAITING ON ME. 515 00:22:12,900 --> 00:22:15,066 - WHAT IS ABOUT YOU THAT DRAWS MEN IN-- 516 00:22:15,066 --> 00:22:16,533 THAT, LIKE, GETS THEM ADDICTED? 517 00:22:16,533 --> 00:22:18,900 - I'M CONFIDENT. - YOU DON'T NEGLECT THE BALLS? 518 00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:20,834 - I DEFINITELY NEVER NEGLECT THE BALLS. 519 00:22:20,834 --> 00:22:23,333 - THAT'S IMPORTANT. - YEAH. 520 00:22:36,033 --> 00:22:40,066 - THOMAS COMING OVER REALLY SORT OF HIT ME HARD. 521 00:22:40,066 --> 00:22:42,166 THE WHOLE THING WITH KATHRYN WAS, IN HINDSIGHT, 522 00:22:42,166 --> 00:22:43,533 PROBABLY A BAD IDEA. 523 00:22:43,533 --> 00:22:45,600 WITH THOMAS, THE PREGNANCY, 524 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:48,800 AND CRAIG AND HIS WEIRD FEELINGS, 525 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,333 AND, UH... 526 00:22:50,333 --> 00:22:54,533 IT MADE ME START TO THINK ABOUT SOME OF THE DECISIONS I MAKE, 527 00:22:54,533 --> 00:22:56,533 MAINLY JUST DOING WHATEVER FEELS GOOD 528 00:22:56,533 --> 00:22:58,700 AND NOT REALLY THINKING ABOUT IT. 529 00:22:58,700 --> 00:23:00,266 - HEY. - HOW IT'S GOING? 530 00:23:00,266 --> 00:23:01,700 - GOOD. 531 00:23:01,700 --> 00:23:03,734 - LOOKING BACK, IT PROBABLY WASN'T SOMETHING 532 00:23:03,734 --> 00:23:05,633 THAT I WANTED TO JEOPARDIZE A RELATIONSHIP 533 00:23:05,633 --> 00:23:08,600 POSSIBLY WITH MJ, WHICH I, YOU KNOW, 534 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,100 COULD SEE MYSELF POTENTIALLY GETTING SERIOUS WITH. 535 00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:12,633 - HEY. - HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING? 536 00:23:12,633 --> 00:23:14,300 - GOOD. - IT'S GOING GOOD. 537 00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:16,800 I'M GONNA HAVE A GLASS OF RED WINE. 538 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,233 - RED WINE? - YEAH, PINOT NOIR MAYBE. 539 00:23:19,233 --> 00:23:20,734 - I'M TEACHING YOGA, 540 00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:22,633 SO IT PROBABLY IS BETTER TO NOT DRINK FIRST BEFORE THAT. 541 00:23:22,633 --> 00:23:23,734 - OKAY. 542 00:23:23,734 --> 00:23:27,633 I'M JUST GONNA HAVE A CAFE LATTE. 543 00:23:27,633 --> 00:23:30,433 - I'M LIKE, DAMN, I DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE A LUSH. 544 00:23:30,433 --> 00:23:31,500 YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GONNA SWITCH. 545 00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:32,567 I'M GONNA HAVE THAT TOO. 546 00:23:32,567 --> 00:23:34,266 BUT I WOULD'VE LIKED THAT WINE. 547 00:23:34,266 --> 00:23:36,433 SO YOU'RE TEACHING YOGA? 548 00:23:36,433 --> 00:23:37,834 - YEAH, IT'S JUST SOMETHING I LIKE TO DO. 549 00:23:37,834 --> 00:23:40,333 - HOW DO YOU, UM-- HOW DO YOU DO IT? 550 00:23:40,333 --> 00:23:42,567 - IT CAN BE A LONG DAY, BUT IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 551 00:23:44,433 --> 00:23:46,300 - OH, THANKS, MAN. 552 00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:48,066 - THANK YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 553 00:23:48,066 --> 00:23:49,433 AND THERE'S SUGAR ON THE BAR. 554 00:23:49,433 --> 00:23:50,934 - GREAT, THANKS. 555 00:23:50,934 --> 00:23:52,667 SO YOU'RE NOT GOING TO COME TO YOGA? 556 00:23:52,667 --> 00:23:54,934 - I DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO YOGA TODAY, NO. 557 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:57,900 I MEAN, IT JUST FEELS SORT OF LIKE, CHEESY TO ME. 558 00:23:57,900 --> 00:23:59,500 IS IT NOT? - NO. 559 00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:02,567 - ANY GUYS IN YOUR CLASS? - YEAH, THEY ALL GO TO SEE ME. 560 00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:04,567 - SO BASICALLY IT'S PEOPLE TO GO SEE YOU? 561 00:24:04,567 --> 00:24:06,600 - YEAH, I MEAN, 100%. 562 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:07,600 - JESUS. 563 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:08,767 GOSH, YOU REALLY LIKE ATTENTION. 564 00:24:08,767 --> 00:24:09,767 - OH, YEAH. 565 00:24:09,767 --> 00:24:11,667 [both laugh] 566 00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:15,734 - BY THE WAY, I WAS-- THIS IS KIND OF CHEESY, BUT, UM, 567 00:24:15,734 --> 00:24:19,066 I LIKE WHEN YOUR HAIR IS, LIKE, TOTALLY NATURALLY CURLY. 568 00:24:19,066 --> 00:24:20,233 I KNOW YOU LIKE TO STRAIGHTEN IT, 569 00:24:20,233 --> 00:24:21,400 BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 570 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:22,367 - THANK YOU. 571 00:24:22,367 --> 00:24:23,700 - I MEAN, I LIKE IT ANYWAY, 572 00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:24,867 BUT I JUST THOUGHT I'D TELL YOU THAT. 573 00:24:24,867 --> 00:24:25,934 - OH, APPRECIATE IT. 574 00:24:25,934 --> 00:24:27,233 - YEAH. 575 00:24:27,233 --> 00:24:28,400 EL NATURAL. 576 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,467 THAT'S THE WAY TO GO. 577 00:24:31,467 --> 00:24:34,133 SO LET'S MAKE CONCRETE PLANS. 578 00:24:34,133 --> 00:24:36,166 SHALL WE? 579 00:24:36,166 --> 00:24:38,567 UM, ALL RIGHT, SO, TONIGHT? 580 00:24:38,567 --> 00:24:40,066 - FULL. - OKAY. 581 00:24:40,066 --> 00:24:42,000 WHAT NIGHT IS BEST FOR YOU? 582 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,100 - FOR--WHAT ARE WE MAKING PLANS FOR? 583 00:24:44,100 --> 00:24:45,133 - EITHER MOVIE NIGHT 584 00:24:45,133 --> 00:24:48,133 OR HANG OUT WITH FRIENDS NIGHT 585 00:24:48,133 --> 00:24:49,400 OR BOTH. 586 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:50,667 - OH, GOSH. 587 00:24:50,667 --> 00:24:52,333 - HOW FULL IS YOUR SOCIAL CALENDAR? 588 00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:54,000 - IT'S FULL. 589 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,734 - SEE, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY MJ. 590 00:24:55,734 --> 00:24:59,700 THAT'S THE WHOLE CONUNDRUM HERE. 591 00:24:59,700 --> 00:25:02,834 SHE IS LITERALLY NEVER AVAILABLE. 592 00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:07,300 I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THAT'S--THAT'S POSSIBLE. 593 00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:09,934 MAYBE SHE'S DONE SOME HOMEWORK ON ME, AND SHE'S, LIKE, 594 00:25:09,934 --> 00:25:12,100 "OH, YOU KNOW, HE'S THIS OR HE'S THAT. 595 00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:14,166 YOU BETTER MAKE SURE 'CAUSE HE'S TRYING TO PLAY YOU." 596 00:25:14,166 --> 00:25:16,800 THAT'S WHAT I'M SORT OF THINKING AT THIS POINT. 597 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:20,233 OKAY, JUST LET ME KNOW AS SOON AS YOU COME UP WITH SOMETHING. 598 00:25:20,233 --> 00:25:21,467 - ALL RIGHT. 599 00:25:21,467 --> 00:25:22,633 - ARE WE DONE? 600 00:25:22,633 --> 00:25:23,633 - YEAH, I'M GOOD. 601 00:25:23,633 --> 00:25:25,567 - IT'S, UM, IT'S FRUSTRATING, 602 00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:29,433 BUT I GUESS I'LL JUST FORGE ON AND SEE IF I CAN CRACK THE CODE. 603 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,400 - [sighs] 604 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,834 CAN YOU OPEN THIS GATE? 605 00:25:43,834 --> 00:25:45,367 - AFTERNOON. 606 00:25:45,367 --> 00:25:47,633 - HEY, HOW YOU DO? 607 00:25:49,233 --> 00:25:50,934 - COME ON IN. 608 00:25:50,934 --> 00:25:52,934 COME ON, LET'S GO-- LET'S GO BY THE POOL. 609 00:25:52,934 --> 00:25:54,200 HAVE A SEAT. 610 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,433 - OH, GOD. 611 00:25:56,433 --> 00:25:58,467 AH, CAN SOMEONE BRING ME A DRINK, PLEASE? 612 00:25:58,467 --> 00:25:59,600 - YEAH. 613 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,467 THANK YOU. 614 00:26:01,467 --> 00:26:02,767 I THINK I MAY NEED SOMETHING 615 00:26:02,767 --> 00:26:04,033 STRONGER THAN A TEA HERE, WHITNEY. 616 00:26:04,033 --> 00:26:05,266 - OH, DUDE. 617 00:26:05,266 --> 00:26:07,266 - DO YOU HEAR WHAT'S GOING ON? 618 00:26:07,266 --> 00:26:10,033 - SO WHAT TAWDRY BEST DID YOU GET YOURSELF INTO THIS TIME? 619 00:26:10,033 --> 00:26:12,734 - OH, GOD. 620 00:26:12,734 --> 00:26:15,767 [sighs] WELL... 621 00:26:15,767 --> 00:26:20,467 KATHRYN SAYS SHE'S A COUPLE WEEKS LATE ON HER PERIOD. 622 00:26:20,467 --> 00:26:22,934 - OH, GOD. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 623 00:26:22,934 --> 00:26:24,266 - SHE TOOK THE PREGNANCY TEST. 624 00:26:24,266 --> 00:26:27,033 IT CAME UP WITH AN ERROR. 625 00:26:27,033 --> 00:26:28,400 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 626 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,500 - IT'S SUPPOSED TO SAY PREGNANT OR NOT PREGNANT, 627 00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:31,700 OR YOU CAN GET AN ERROR MESSAGE. 628 00:26:31,700 --> 00:26:33,133 - OH, GOD. 629 00:26:33,133 --> 00:26:35,467 - SO SHE SAID SHE WAS GOING TO GO SEE A DOCTOR. 630 00:26:35,467 --> 00:26:37,467 MAYBE SHE'S JUST TRYING TO GET SOME ATTENTION. 631 00:26:37,467 --> 00:26:38,467 I DON'T KNOW. 632 00:26:38,467 --> 00:26:40,000 - I MEAN, I LOVE YOU, MAN. 633 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,266 BUT I MEAN, SHE'S JUST-- 634 00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:42,767 WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THESE YOUNG GIRLS? 635 00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:45,233 I MEAN, THAT'S YOUR [bleep] PROBLEM, MAN. 636 00:26:45,233 --> 00:26:46,967 THOMAS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS WITH HIM. 637 00:26:46,967 --> 00:26:50,467 LIKE, THIS TORNADO, AND HE'S DRIVING TOWARDS IT, 638 00:26:50,467 --> 00:26:53,133 AND THIS GUY WITH THE RED FLAG, IT'S LIKE, "HI." 639 00:26:53,133 --> 00:26:54,834 KEEPS DRIVING. 640 00:26:54,834 --> 00:26:56,433 IF THERE'S LIKE A BARRIER, HE'LL JUST DRIVE OVER IT. 641 00:26:56,433 --> 00:26:57,834 AND THEN THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE, YOU KNOW, 642 00:26:57,834 --> 00:27:01,567 BIG YELLOW TAPE SAYING DO NOT PASS, AND HE DOES. 643 00:27:01,567 --> 00:27:03,533 AND IT'S KIND OF A SELF-DESTRUCTIVE STREAK. 644 00:27:03,533 --> 00:27:06,700 MY ADVICE IS, IF SHE'S NOT PREGNANT, 645 00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:10,066 JUST LET THE POOR THING LIVE HER LIFE. 646 00:27:10,066 --> 00:27:12,133 I MEAN, YOU DON'T LOOK KIND OF LIKE OLD AND PERVY 647 00:27:12,133 --> 00:27:15,633 GOING AFTER THESE, LIKE, TOO YOUNG GIRLS, YOU KNOW? 648 00:27:15,633 --> 00:27:17,967 ESPECIALLY POLITICALLY IT JUST DOESN'T LOOK GOOD. 649 00:27:17,967 --> 00:27:19,300 BUT YEAH, I KNOW YOUR WHOLE VIEW IS 650 00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:21,300 WHO CARES WHAT SOCIETY THINKS ANYWAY, CLEARLY? 651 00:27:21,300 --> 00:27:24,967 AND YOU HAVE 0.001% CHANCE OF, YOU KNOW, 652 00:27:24,967 --> 00:27:27,300 WINNING SOMETHING-- ANY KIND OF POLITICAL ELECTION. 653 00:27:27,300 --> 00:27:29,200 NOW, I MEAN, IF YOU HAVE ANY HOPES AT ALL, I MEAN, 654 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:32,300 THIS THING IS GONNA [bleep] TORPEDO IT 655 00:27:32,300 --> 00:27:34,400 FAIRLY QUICKLY. 656 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:35,800 DID YOU EVER STOP AND CONSIDER THAT? 657 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:38,867 - NO, NEVER. 658 00:27:38,867 --> 00:27:41,100 WE'RE BOTH ADULTS. 659 00:27:41,100 --> 00:27:42,700 - SOMEWHAT. 660 00:27:42,700 --> 00:27:44,500 THE ISSUE IS, YOU SHOULDN'T BEEN STICKING YOUR FINGER THERE 661 00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:45,533 IN THE FIRST PLACE. 662 00:27:45,533 --> 00:27:47,567 YOU KNOW, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 663 00:27:47,567 --> 00:27:50,567 - THINKING OF PUTTING ME IN PRISON FOR WHAT-- 664 00:27:50,567 --> 00:27:53,133 - PUT YOU IN PORN PRISON. 665 00:27:53,133 --> 00:27:54,133 - COMING UP... 666 00:27:54,133 --> 00:27:55,734 - WHEN WAS YOUR LAST PERIOD? 667 00:27:55,734 --> 00:27:58,200 - UM, THE FIRST WEEK OF MAY. 668 00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,967 - FIRST WEEK OF MAY. SO YOU MAYBE A LITTLE LATE THEN? 669 00:28:08,633 --> 00:28:10,800 - DON'T YOU THINK THAT, LIKE, EVERYBODY HERE IN CHARLESTON, 670 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:15,600 JUST IS BRED TO, LIKE, GO TO COLLEGE, GET MARRIED, 671 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:16,567 HAVE A WHITE PICKET FENCE? 672 00:28:16,567 --> 00:28:17,767 DO YOU THINK, "OH, 673 00:28:17,767 --> 00:28:19,367 FIND THE PERSON THAT I'M GONNA MARRY HERE"? 674 00:28:19,367 --> 00:28:20,467 - I DON'T KNOW. 675 00:28:20,467 --> 00:28:22,734 IT TAKES A SPECIAL KIND OF MAN 676 00:28:22,734 --> 00:28:25,533 TO, UH, TAME JENNA KING. 677 00:28:25,533 --> 00:28:28,000 - I LIKE THAT. [laughs] 678 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,600 I'VE NEVER MET A CHARLESTON MAN 679 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,500 THAT I THOUGHT I COULD DATE OR MARRY. 680 00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:33,567 THEY'RE JUST NOT WORLDLY ENOUGH FOR ME. 681 00:28:33,567 --> 00:28:36,400 - WE ALL KNOW YOU HAVE A CRYSTAL METH VAGINA. 682 00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,600 - JESSICA! 683 00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:40,100 - IT'S LIKE ONE LITTLE TASTE, 684 00:28:40,100 --> 00:28:44,300 AND THEN I HAVE GROWN MEN CRYING ON YOUR VOICE MAIL. 685 00:28:44,300 --> 00:28:46,600 - I SHOULD BOTTLE IT UP AND SELL IT ON EBAY. 686 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:47,600 - CHEERS. 687 00:29:01,066 --> 00:29:04,467 - HEY. - [laughs] 688 00:29:04,467 --> 00:29:06,100 - HI, BABY. - HEY, GIRL. 689 00:29:06,100 --> 00:29:07,300 WHAT YOU DOING? - COME UPSTAIRS. 690 00:29:07,300 --> 00:29:09,200 - IT SMELLS-- ARE YOU DOING LAUNDRY? 691 00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:10,600 - MY HOUSE JUST GOT CLEANED. 692 00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,400 - I WAS LIKE, IT SMELLS-- YOU CAN, LIKE, SMELL IT OUTSIDE. 693 00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:13,834 IT SMELLS SO GOOD. - COME UPSTAIRS. 694 00:29:13,834 --> 00:29:15,533 I'M JUST FINISHING GETTING READY. 695 00:29:15,533 --> 00:29:18,266 HEY, BABY. WHAT'S GOING ON? 696 00:29:18,266 --> 00:29:21,567 - SHEPHERD WAS GETTING HIS, UM, TUX FITTED. 697 00:29:21,567 --> 00:29:22,867 - OH, MY GOD. WHAT IS HE GONNA WEAR? 698 00:29:22,867 --> 00:29:24,300 - HE LOOKS SO CUTE. 699 00:29:24,300 --> 00:29:26,500 - HE TOLD ME--HE TOLD ME HE WAS GONNA WEAR, LIKE, A BABY BLUE-- 700 00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:27,533 - NO, HE'S NOT. 701 00:29:27,533 --> 00:29:29,000 I TALKED HIM OUT OF IT. 702 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,300 I'M VERY EXCITED TO GO TO THIS CAROLINA DAY PARTY. 703 00:29:32,300 --> 00:29:34,567 IT IS A SOUTHERN FORMAL EVENT, 704 00:29:34,567 --> 00:29:38,600 WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH THE HEIGHT OF GETTING DRESSED UP. 705 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,500 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA WEAR? 706 00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:44,700 - UM, I'LL SHOW YOU SOME OPTIONS. 707 00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:46,133 - I THINK WHITNEY WOULD DIE. 708 00:29:46,133 --> 00:29:47,133 - WHITNEY WOULD DIE. - HE WOULD DIE. 709 00:29:47,133 --> 00:29:48,500 - WHITNEY WOULD PROBABLY LEAVE. 710 00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:50,000 - I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA WEAR. 711 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,200 I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO GET A DRESS TOMORROW, I THINK. 712 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:54,066 - CAMERAN, YOU COULD WEAR THIS. 713 00:29:54,066 --> 00:29:55,400 - OH, MY GOD. 714 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:56,800 THAT'S REALLY-- THAT'S ACTUALLY REALLY CUTE. 715 00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,734 - IT WOULD LOOK REALLY CUTE ON YOU. 716 00:29:58,734 --> 00:30:01,433 I'LL WEAR LATEX, AND YOU WEAR THIS. 717 00:30:01,433 --> 00:30:04,266 WE'RE GONNA BE DOUBLE DATES ANYWAY, I THINK. 718 00:30:04,266 --> 00:30:07,133 - I WANT TO SEE IF I CAN WALK IN THESE SHOES. 719 00:30:07,133 --> 00:30:08,500 OH, THAT'S GORGEOUS. 720 00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:10,667 THAT'S REALLY GORGEOUS. - I MEAN, RIGHT? 721 00:30:10,667 --> 00:30:12,433 - IF YOU CAN'T FIND THE LATEX, YOU SHOULD DO THAT. 722 00:30:12,433 --> 00:30:13,800 HOW MANY INCHES IS THIS? 723 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,233 - I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE SIX? 724 00:30:15,233 --> 00:30:19,767 [laughs] CAN IT EVEN HOLD YOU? 725 00:30:19,767 --> 00:30:21,133 [laughs] 726 00:30:21,133 --> 00:30:22,133 DON'T STEP IN THE CRACKS. 727 00:30:22,133 --> 00:30:23,734 YOU MIGHT FALL. 728 00:30:23,734 --> 00:30:26,200 - OKAY, I'M GONNA BE SERIOUS AND PRETEND LIKE THIS IS NORMAL. 729 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:27,200 - LIKE IT'S YOUR CATWALK. 730 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,367 - THERE'S NO WAY. 731 00:30:28,367 --> 00:30:30,100 THERE'S NO WAY. HOW DO YOU DO IT? 732 00:30:30,100 --> 00:30:32,967 - IT'S HARD, AND THEN WALKING UP AND DOWN THESE STAIRS 733 00:30:32,967 --> 00:30:35,433 I THINK I GET A GOOD BUTT LIFT. 734 00:30:35,433 --> 00:30:38,100 - SO LISTEN TO THIS. 735 00:30:38,100 --> 00:30:42,567 SO SHEP TOLD ME THAT-- 736 00:30:42,567 --> 00:30:43,633 [laughs] 737 00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:45,800 I THINK THIS IS COMPLETELY INSANE. 738 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:50,767 THOMAS AND KATHRYN... 739 00:30:50,767 --> 00:30:55,567 HAD A PREGNANCY SCARE. 740 00:30:55,567 --> 00:30:57,066 - THEY'RE HAVING SEX WITH EACH OTHER? 741 00:30:57,066 --> 00:31:01,600 - I MEAN, ONE WOULD HAVE TO HAVE SEX TO GET PREGNANT. 742 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:02,734 IT'S JUST SO INSANE. 743 00:31:02,734 --> 00:31:04,767 I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE IT. 744 00:31:04,767 --> 00:31:07,767 FOR CHARLESTON BEING A CITY, 745 00:31:07,767 --> 00:31:10,200 IT STILL HAS A VERY SMALL TOWN FEEL, 746 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:14,667 AND AMONG THESE FRIENDS, IS A BIT INCESTUOUS. 747 00:31:14,667 --> 00:31:17,400 EVERYBODY IN THIS GROUP OF PEOPLE 748 00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,133 HAS KIND OF HOOKED UP WITH EVERYBODY 749 00:31:19,133 --> 00:31:21,433 WITH THE EXCEPTION OF ME, THANK GOD. 750 00:31:21,433 --> 00:31:23,967 CRAIG HAS A CRUSH ON KATHRYN, 751 00:31:23,967 --> 00:31:25,967 SHEP HAS HOOKED UP WITH HER, 752 00:31:25,967 --> 00:31:29,367 AND NOW SHE MIGHT BE PREGNANT WITH THOMAS'S BABY. 753 00:31:29,367 --> 00:31:30,800 AIN'T LOVE CRAZY? 754 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:32,467 [laughs] 755 00:31:32,467 --> 00:31:36,200 - I DIDN'T KNOW THAT SHE WAS HAVING SEX WITH... 756 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:37,200 THOMAS. 757 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:38,734 - YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I SAID, 758 00:31:38,734 --> 00:31:42,100 THAT'S SHE'S A CUTE, YOUNG GIRL. 759 00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:43,567 - HOW OLD IS SHE? 760 00:31:43,567 --> 00:31:46,433 - SHE'S LIKE 21. 761 00:31:46,433 --> 00:31:48,300 - CHARLESTON'S A LOT LIKE HOLLYWOOD. 762 00:31:48,300 --> 00:31:51,667 OLDER MEN HAVE BEEN DATING AND MARRYING YOUNGER WOMEN FOREVER. 763 00:31:51,667 --> 00:31:53,233 - I THINK IT'S FAKE. I DON'T KNOW. 764 00:31:53,233 --> 00:31:56,233 - I THINK IT'S DEFINITELY FAKE. 765 00:31:56,233 --> 00:31:57,500 - THOMAS HAS HORSES. 766 00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:59,467 THOMAS HAS A PLANTATION. 767 00:31:59,467 --> 00:32:03,200 THOMAS HAS A BIG, BEAUTIFUL HOUSE DOWNTOWN BELOW BROAD. 768 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:06,900 THOMAS HAS MONEY, AND HE HAS A VERY OLD, RESPECTED LAST NAME. 769 00:32:06,900 --> 00:32:09,433 ON PAPER, HE PRETTY MUCH HAS EVERYTHING 770 00:32:09,433 --> 00:32:12,133 A WOMAN WOULD WANT IN A MAN. 771 00:32:12,133 --> 00:32:14,233 I THINK IT WOULD BE A VERY SMOOTH TRANSITION 772 00:32:14,233 --> 00:32:16,934 FOR KATHRYN TO MARRY SOMEONE LIKE THOMAS. 773 00:32:16,934 --> 00:32:19,867 I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE HIM HAVING--I DON'T KNOW. 774 00:32:19,867 --> 00:32:21,834 WELL, TO EACH THEIR OWN. 775 00:32:21,834 --> 00:32:24,667 YOU WOULD THINK THAT HE WOULD QUESTION THE VALIDITY OF IT, 776 00:32:24,667 --> 00:32:28,333 BUT IF HE'S IRRESPONSIBLE ENOUGH TO HAVE SEX WITH A 21-YEAR-OLD 777 00:32:28,333 --> 00:32:30,000 AND NOT USE PROTECTION, 778 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,967 SORRY, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? 779 00:32:31,967 --> 00:32:33,834 - HOPEFULLY THEY'RE HAPPY TOGETHER 780 00:32:33,834 --> 00:32:35,367 IF THEY'RE HAVING A BABY. 781 00:32:35,367 --> 00:32:37,467 - AREN'T THEY, LIKE, RELATED SOMEHOW? 782 00:32:37,467 --> 00:32:39,600 - WELCOME TO SOUTH CAROLINA. 783 00:33:00,066 --> 00:33:01,600 - I DON'T KNOW IF I BELIEVE IN FATE, 784 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:03,533 BUT I FEEL LIKE I DODGED A BULLET 785 00:33:03,533 --> 00:33:06,600 WITH THE KATHRYN AND THOMAS SITUATION. 786 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:09,066 IT MIGHT BE AN IMPETUS FOR CHANGE FOR ME. 787 00:33:09,066 --> 00:33:12,433 I'M DEFINITELY GONNA TRY TO LEARN FROM THIS. 788 00:33:12,433 --> 00:33:13,800 - FORE. 789 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:16,066 - HEY, GUY. HOW YOU DOING? 790 00:33:16,066 --> 00:33:18,633 - YOU EVER GONNA COME OUT AND ACTUALLY PLAY ME? 791 00:33:18,633 --> 00:33:19,667 - I ACTUALLY GOT YOUR CLUBS HERE. 792 00:33:19,667 --> 00:33:20,767 - NICE. 793 00:33:20,767 --> 00:33:21,867 - HERE, I BROUGHT A BALL FOR YOU. 794 00:33:21,867 --> 00:33:23,567 - SWEET. - BE CAREFUL, MAN. 795 00:33:23,567 --> 00:33:36,567 THIS LAWN IS WELL-MANICURED. 796 00:33:36,567 --> 00:33:38,767 - OH, DUDE, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO. 797 00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:40,233 - CRAIG AND I ARE GOOD NOW. 798 00:33:40,233 --> 00:33:42,967 I REALLY DON'T WANT TO BRING UP THE KATHRYN SITUATION AGAIN 799 00:33:42,967 --> 00:33:45,467 BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE TO OPEN UP OLD WOUNDS. 800 00:33:45,467 --> 00:33:46,800 IT'S JUST POINTLESS. 801 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:48,300 - WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? 802 00:33:48,300 --> 00:33:49,533 - TRYING TO FIND MJ, 803 00:33:49,533 --> 00:33:51,800 TRYING TO SEE IF SHE'LL ANSWER MY TEXTS. 804 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,367 - MYSTERY WOMAN. 805 00:33:53,367 --> 00:33:56,266 SEE, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ACTUALLY LIKE, 806 00:33:56,266 --> 00:33:58,800 KIND OF SERIOUS ABOUT MJ. 807 00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,033 - SHE'S A TOTAL CATCH AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED. 808 00:34:01,033 --> 00:34:02,934 - YOU KNOW SHE HAS, LIKE, 809 00:34:02,934 --> 00:34:07,200 A LONG-TERM BOYFRIEND BACK IN OHIO. 810 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,834 - HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT THEY'RE STILL SEEING EACH OTHER? 811 00:34:09,834 --> 00:34:11,934 - I MEAN, [indistinct] AND I WENT TO LUNCH YESTERDAY. 812 00:34:11,934 --> 00:34:13,533 I WAS THERE. WE BOTH SAW HIM. 813 00:34:13,533 --> 00:34:14,667 AND THEN WE WERE LIKE, "OH, THAT'S MJ." 814 00:34:14,667 --> 00:34:17,734 AND THEN YOU COULD TELL THEY WERE, YOU KNOW, 815 00:34:17,734 --> 00:34:19,200 THEY WERE ALL TOGETHER. 816 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:20,633 AND I THINK-- 817 00:34:20,633 --> 00:34:22,600 - HOW DID SHE THINK SHE COULD GET AWAY WITH ALL THIS [bleep]? 818 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,266 - WHAT IS IT ABOUT THIS ONE 819 00:34:24,266 --> 00:34:26,767 THAT GRABS YOU MORE THAN MOST GIRLS? 820 00:34:26,767 --> 00:34:28,533 - I LIKE HER. 821 00:34:28,533 --> 00:34:32,100 - NOT GONNA LIE, REVENGE IS A VERY UGLY THING, 822 00:34:32,100 --> 00:34:34,767 BUT I DEFINITELY FEEL IT RIGHT NOW. 823 00:34:34,767 --> 00:34:36,500 IT'S A DOUBLE-EDGED SWORD. 824 00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:39,633 I MEAN, HE'S GONNA COMPLAIN ABOUT MJ NOT TEXTING HIM BACK, 825 00:34:39,633 --> 00:34:40,734 AND THEN HE'S GONNA GO HOOK UP 826 00:34:40,734 --> 00:34:43,033 WITH KATHRYN BEHIND MY BACK, SO... 827 00:34:43,033 --> 00:34:45,233 - MAYBE THIS IS GOOD FOR ME, A LITTLE KICK IN THE PANTS. 828 00:34:45,233 --> 00:34:47,533 - YEAH, IT'S AN EGO CHECK. 829 00:34:47,533 --> 00:34:48,533 IT'S KIND OF FUNNY. 830 00:34:48,533 --> 00:34:50,233 IT'S NOT FUNNY. [laughs] 831 00:34:50,233 --> 00:34:51,667 IT IS FUNNY. 832 00:34:51,667 --> 00:34:53,600 - IT'S NOT FUNNY TO ME. 833 00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:54,834 - SHEP'S AN IDIOT. 834 00:34:54,834 --> 00:34:57,166 I MEAN, ONE PART OF ME IS SAYING, "SCREW IT." 835 00:34:57,166 --> 00:34:59,000 LIKE, "IT'S FUN TO GET SHEP BACK. 836 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,133 HE STABBED ME IN THE BACK." 837 00:35:00,133 --> 00:35:01,467 BUT THE OTHER PART OF ME IS LIKE, 838 00:35:01,467 --> 00:35:03,166 "DON'T STOOP DOWN TO SHEP'S LEVEL." 839 00:35:03,166 --> 00:35:06,367 BUT YOU KNOW, HE'S 33 AND HE'S STILL BACKSTABBING HIS FRIENDS, 840 00:35:06,367 --> 00:35:09,133 SO HE KIND OF HAD IT COMING TO HIM. 841 00:35:09,133 --> 00:35:11,333 - [bleep], WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN? 842 00:35:11,333 --> 00:35:14,834 - IN YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW, DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT, LIKE, 843 00:35:14,834 --> 00:35:18,333 LINGERING HOPE, OR DO YOU WANT IT TO NOT BE TRUE? 844 00:35:18,333 --> 00:35:21,333 - SHE'S TURNING ME INTO THE DAMN GIRL. 845 00:35:21,333 --> 00:35:23,200 - IT'S A PRINCIPLE THING, YOU KNOW? 846 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:24,967 - YEAH. 847 00:35:24,967 --> 00:35:26,400 - NO, BUT SERIOUSLY, MAN. 848 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:27,533 - I MEAN, WHAT IS THIS GUY? 849 00:35:27,533 --> 00:35:29,800 IF HE'S LIKE A PRO ATHLETE, FINE. 850 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,333 HE GOT ME. YOU GOT ME. 851 00:35:31,333 --> 00:35:33,133 - HE'S JUST A GUY FROM OHIO. 852 00:35:33,133 --> 00:35:37,133 - YEAH, IF HE'S WORKING THE CORN FIELDS UP IN OHIO, 853 00:35:37,133 --> 00:35:39,700 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 854 00:35:39,700 --> 00:35:41,233 - SORRY, SHEP. 855 00:35:41,233 --> 00:35:44,200 ALL YOUR CHARM AND YOUR EDUCATION 856 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:45,600 AND YOUR FAMILY'S NAME, 857 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:47,500 YOU STILL GOT BEAT BY A GUY FROM OHIO. 858 00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:50,367 I MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SURPRISED THAT MJ'S ACTUALLY GONNA FALL 859 00:35:50,367 --> 00:35:52,700 FOR A GUY WITH A JOB AND AMBITION 860 00:35:52,700 --> 00:35:54,200 AND AN ACTUAL FUTURE 861 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,200 OVER SOMEONE WHO REALLY DOESN'T LOOK LIKE 862 00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:59,767 HE'S GOING ANYWHERE SOON. 863 00:35:59,767 --> 00:36:02,000 - I'M DONE PUTTING THOUGHT INTO THIS. 864 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,600 I'M GONNA CUT THE HEAD OFF THE SNAKE. 865 00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:05,633 I'M PISSED. 866 00:36:20,667 --> 00:36:22,467 - SO DID YOU TALK TO YOUR MOM? 867 00:36:22,467 --> 00:36:23,867 - I TALKED TO MY GRANDMOTHER. 868 00:36:23,867 --> 00:36:25,233 - YOU TALKED TO HER ABOUT IT? 869 00:36:25,233 --> 00:36:26,233 - MM-HMM. 870 00:36:26,233 --> 00:36:28,533 - WHAT'D SHE SAY? 871 00:36:28,533 --> 00:36:32,767 - SHE GOT MARRIED WHEN SHE WAS 21 TO A POLITICIAN, SO... 872 00:36:32,767 --> 00:36:34,200 - HOW MUCH OLDER WAS HE? 873 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,233 - HE WAS I THINK TEN YEARS OLDER. 874 00:36:36,233 --> 00:36:37,533 - UH-HUH. 875 00:36:37,533 --> 00:36:39,934 - YEAH. 876 00:36:47,066 --> 00:36:50,033 - KATHRYN DENNIS, PLEASE GIVE US A URINE SAMPLE 877 00:36:50,033 --> 00:36:51,834 AND WAIT FOR THE DOCTOR TO SEE YOU. 878 00:36:58,233 --> 00:37:00,133 - NERVOUS? 879 00:37:00,133 --> 00:37:03,967 - I'M PAST BEING NERVOUS. 880 00:37:03,967 --> 00:37:06,100 [sighs] 881 00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:08,700 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK RIGHT NOW. 882 00:37:08,700 --> 00:37:10,400 - I DON'T EITHER. 883 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:14,066 - I'M WORRIED-- WORRIED FOR YOU AND FOR ME. 884 00:37:14,066 --> 00:37:17,467 - WHY, WHAT'S IT GONNA MEAN FOR YOU? 885 00:37:17,467 --> 00:37:18,900 - MORE SCANDAL. 886 00:37:18,900 --> 00:37:20,734 THERE'S ALWAYS SCANDAL. 887 00:37:20,734 --> 00:37:22,867 - WHAT DO YOU WANT, LIKE, IN LIFE? 888 00:37:22,867 --> 00:37:25,934 DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED, AND DO YOU WANT A FAMILY? 889 00:37:25,934 --> 00:37:27,934 - YEAH. - THIS IS, LIKE, WHAT YOU WANT? 890 00:37:27,934 --> 00:37:29,834 - YEAH. 891 00:37:29,834 --> 00:37:33,033 - 'CAUSE, LIKE, I WANT THE, LIKE, FAIRY TALE: 892 00:37:33,033 --> 00:37:35,600 THE WHITE PICKET FENCE AND THE CUTE FAMILY 893 00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,367 AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. 894 00:37:38,367 --> 00:37:42,233 SO IF THIS HAPPENS, I JUST WANT TO, LIKE, EMBRACE IT. 895 00:37:42,233 --> 00:37:46,033 AND IF IT DOESN'T, I STILL FEEL LIKE 896 00:37:46,033 --> 00:37:49,934 I WOULD HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU. 897 00:37:49,934 --> 00:37:52,734 - I JUST WANT TO KNOW. 898 00:37:52,734 --> 00:37:54,367 YAY OR NAY? 899 00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:58,300 - HEY, GUYS. - HEY. 900 00:37:58,300 --> 00:37:59,533 - HEY, I'M BRIAN SHORTFORD. 901 00:37:59,533 --> 00:38:00,467 NICE TO MEET YOU. WHAT'S UP? 902 00:38:00,467 --> 00:38:01,667 WHAT'S GOING ON? 903 00:38:01,667 --> 00:38:03,266 - I'VE BEEN FEELING A LITTLE ODD LATELY. 904 00:38:03,266 --> 00:38:05,800 LIKE, MY STOMACH, I'M HAVING ABDOMINAL PAIN DOWN HERE. 905 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:06,934 - OKAY. 906 00:38:06,934 --> 00:38:08,500 WHEN WAS YOUR LAST PERIOD? 907 00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:10,900 - UM, THE FIRST WEEK OF MAY. 908 00:38:10,900 --> 00:38:12,133 - FIRST WEEK OF MAY. 909 00:38:12,133 --> 00:38:13,633 SO YOU MAY BE A LITTLE LATE THEN. 910 00:38:13,633 --> 00:38:14,667 - YEAH. 911 00:38:14,667 --> 00:38:15,734 - DO YOU SOMETIMES HAVE A LATE PERIOD, 912 00:38:15,734 --> 00:38:16,734 OR IS THAT UNCOMMON FOR YOU? 913 00:38:16,734 --> 00:38:17,934 - THAT'S UNCOMMON. 914 00:38:17,934 --> 00:38:19,533 - THAT'S UNCOMMON FOR YOU. PRETTY REGULAR. 915 00:38:19,533 --> 00:38:20,867 SO THE FIRST THING YOU DO WHEN YOUR PERIOD IS LATE 916 00:38:20,867 --> 00:38:25,767 IS TO AT LEAST MAKE SURE YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT. 917 00:38:25,767 --> 00:38:27,934 RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE TESTING NEGATIVE, OKAY? 918 00:38:27,934 --> 00:38:31,667 SO YOU'RE ACTUALLY NOT PREGNANT RIGHT NOW. 919 00:38:31,667 --> 00:38:33,100 - [sighs] 920 00:38:33,100 --> 00:38:36,400 THAT'S THE FIRST DEEP BREATH I'VE TAKEN ALL DAY. 921 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:37,667 GIVE ME A BIG HUG. 922 00:38:37,667 --> 00:38:39,333 - WHY, YOU'RE RELIEVED? 923 00:38:39,333 --> 00:38:41,500 - I HAVE BEEN THROUGH A LOT WITH YOU. 924 00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:43,600 - YEAH, IN A VERY SHORT PERIOD OF TIME. 925 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:45,266 - MM. 926 00:38:45,266 --> 00:38:47,367 I NEED A FULL MARGARITA. - YEAH. 927 00:38:47,367 --> 00:38:48,900 - I WANT A PREZ MARGAR-- - CAN I HAVE ONE? 928 00:38:48,900 --> 00:38:50,967 - HELL YEAH. - [laughs] 929 00:38:50,967 --> 00:38:52,467 OH, MY GOD. 930 00:38:52,467 --> 00:38:54,667 - LET'S DO IT. - WOW. 931 00:38:54,667 --> 00:38:56,700 OH. 932 00:38:58,467 --> 00:38:59,867 YOU'RE RIDICULOUS. 933 00:38:59,867 --> 00:39:02,033 - I GOT MY BOUNCE BACK IN MY STEP. 934 00:39:02,033 --> 00:39:03,166 - COMING UP... 935 00:39:03,166 --> 00:39:04,667 - I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING. 936 00:39:04,667 --> 00:39:05,734 I SHOULD BE. 937 00:39:05,734 --> 00:39:07,367 YOU KNOW, I'M 29 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU. 938 00:39:07,367 --> 00:39:08,767 - I KNOW WHAT I WANT. 939 00:39:21,467 --> 00:39:22,934 - I'M FINALLY GONNA BE ABLE TO GET BACK 940 00:39:22,934 --> 00:39:25,600 TO JUST BREATHING NORMALLY. 941 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,300 - I'M STARVING. 942 00:39:27,300 --> 00:39:29,834 - THIS WOULD BE A COOL PLACE TO GO. 943 00:39:31,667 --> 00:39:34,567 I'LL GET THAT. 944 00:39:34,567 --> 00:39:35,967 - THANK YOU. 945 00:39:35,967 --> 00:39:37,500 - WHAT CAN WE START WITH? 946 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:39,367 - I WANT A MARGARITA. - YEAH, I DO TOO. 947 00:39:39,367 --> 00:39:40,533 - ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT IT. 948 00:39:40,533 --> 00:39:41,800 - AND I WANT A LITTLE SIDE OF GRAND MA. 949 00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,133 - OKAY, SURE. 950 00:39:43,133 --> 00:39:45,066 - I FEEL LIKE A NEW MAN. I NEED TO CELEBRATE. 951 00:39:45,066 --> 00:39:47,333 IT'S KIND OF LIKE HAVING A CIGAR WHEN YOUR BABY'S BORN. 952 00:39:47,333 --> 00:39:49,767 THIS IS, UH, CELEBRATORY 953 00:39:49,767 --> 00:39:53,033 NOT BEING PREGNANT MOMENT FOR ME. 954 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:59,033 SO I REALLY HAVE BEEN GETTING TO KNOW YOU BETTER. 955 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,900 I WOULD HAVE FELT MORE COMFORTABLE IN THAT ROOM. 956 00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:04,133 - SO WOULD I. 957 00:40:04,133 --> 00:40:05,433 - BUT I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW YOU THAT WELL. 958 00:40:05,433 --> 00:40:06,700 BUT, YOU KNOW, HAVING GONE THROUGH THIS, 959 00:40:06,700 --> 00:40:09,834 I FEEL LIKE IT'S DRAWN US CLOSER. 960 00:40:09,834 --> 00:40:12,300 AND YOU'VE GOT A CERTAIN VULNERABILITY. 961 00:40:12,300 --> 00:40:14,900 YOU DRAW ME IN A LITTLE BIT WITH THAT. 962 00:40:14,900 --> 00:40:17,033 - I'M JUST BEING MYSELF, AND I'M JUST BEING HONEST. 963 00:40:17,033 --> 00:40:18,867 THAT'S WHO I AM. 964 00:40:18,867 --> 00:40:21,834 - I WANT A WOMAN WHO ACTUALLY NEEDS A MAN 965 00:40:21,834 --> 00:40:23,166 TO BE STRONG FOR HER. 966 00:40:23,166 --> 00:40:25,033 - YES, THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEED. 967 00:40:25,033 --> 00:40:26,300 - I'M GONNA TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, 968 00:40:26,300 --> 00:40:30,100 I'M NOT GONNA LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOU. 969 00:40:30,100 --> 00:40:32,867 I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING. 970 00:40:32,867 --> 00:40:34,266 I'M 50. 971 00:40:34,266 --> 00:40:36,967 YOU KNOW, I'M 29 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU. 972 00:40:36,967 --> 00:40:40,533 BUT I GET THIS STRONG SENSATION THAT YOU'RE AN OLD SOUL. 973 00:40:40,533 --> 00:40:42,000 - YES, I HAVE A VERY OLD SOUL. 974 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,533 I WAS TALKING TO MY GRANDMOTHER ABOUT THIS. 975 00:40:43,533 --> 00:40:45,100 - HOW WOULD THEY LOOK AT ME, THOUGH, 976 00:40:45,100 --> 00:40:46,233 WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH? 977 00:40:46,233 --> 00:40:47,567 - THEY KNOW YOU. 978 00:40:47,567 --> 00:40:49,533 - THEY KNOW EVERYTHING? 979 00:40:49,533 --> 00:40:50,667 - YEAH. 980 00:40:50,667 --> 00:40:51,800 THEY DON'T EVEN CARE. 981 00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:53,367 THEY DON'T JUDGE YOU ON THAT. 982 00:40:53,367 --> 00:40:55,166 - I MEAN, I GOT TO BE QUITE FRANK WITH YOU, BUT-- 983 00:40:55,166 --> 00:40:56,600 - GO AHEAD. 984 00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:59,533 - I NEVER REALLY EVEN GAVE YOU A CHANCE AND, UM, 985 00:40:59,533 --> 00:41:03,567 THEN YOU SHOWED MORE POISE, MORE CONFIDENCE 986 00:41:03,567 --> 00:41:07,333 THROUGH THIS WHOLE PROCESS THAN I DID. 987 00:41:07,333 --> 00:41:09,934 AND I STARTED TAKING ANOTHER LOOK AT YOU. 988 00:41:09,934 --> 00:41:12,033 AND WE CONNECT, YOU KNOW? 989 00:41:12,033 --> 00:41:13,934 - I HAVE AN ODD CONNECTION. - AM I GETTING TOO DEEP? 990 00:41:13,934 --> 00:41:15,333 - NO, STAY DEEP. 991 00:41:15,333 --> 00:41:16,734 - ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE DEEP. 992 00:41:16,734 --> 00:41:18,033 - I WANT--I WANT DEEP. 993 00:41:18,033 --> 00:41:22,066 I WANT REAL. I WANT THE TRUE THOMAS. 994 00:41:22,066 --> 00:41:24,567 NOW I KNOW WHAT I WANT. 995 00:41:24,567 --> 00:41:27,734 AND I'M NOT GONNA SIT BACK AND BE SCARED OF IT ANYMORE. 996 00:41:27,734 --> 00:41:29,633 - DON'T BE. 997 00:41:29,633 --> 00:41:30,967 I GOT TO HAND IT TO WILL FAULKS. 998 00:41:30,967 --> 00:41:32,667 HE WAS THE ONE WHO SENT ME WITH KATHRYN. 999 00:41:32,667 --> 00:41:35,000 SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, SMART, MAGNIFICENT. 1000 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:38,867 I SEE HER AS SOMEONE WHO WOULD BE AN ASSET TO ME. 1001 00:41:40,266 --> 00:41:43,934 YOU KNOW, WE'RE HAVING A CAROLINA DAY EVENT. 1002 00:41:43,934 --> 00:41:48,400 I WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO GO WITH ME AS MY GIRLFRIEND. 1003 00:41:53,734 --> 00:41:55,633 - I THINK YOU OUGHT TO STAY WITH ME TONIGHT, 1004 00:41:55,633 --> 00:41:58,800 AND I'LL BE A GENTLEMAN. 1005 00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:03,200 AND I'LL, UM, I'LL COOK YOU BREAKFAST TOMORROW. 1006 00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:04,400 - I'LL COOK BREAKFAST. 1007 00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:06,100 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE. 1008 00:42:06,100 --> 00:42:07,567 - SOUNDS GOOD. - ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT YOUR STUFF? 1009 00:42:07,567 --> 00:42:08,567 - I ENJOYED IT. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1010 00:42:08,567 --> 00:42:09,767 - THAT WAS GOOD. 1011 00:42:09,767 --> 00:42:11,500 YOU GONNA HELP ME COOK BREAKFAST IN THE MORNING? 1012 00:42:11,500 --> 00:42:13,066 - OF COURSE, I'M COOKING IT. I'M NOT HELPING. 1013 00:42:13,066 --> 00:42:14,567 I'M COOKING IT MYSELF. 1014 00:42:14,567 --> 00:42:15,633 THANK YOU. 1015 00:42:15,633 --> 00:42:19,266 - I WON'T EVEN SUPERVISE. 1016 00:42:19,266 --> 00:42:21,100 - NEXT TIME ON SOUTHERN CHARM... 1017 00:42:21,100 --> 00:42:22,800 - WHAT IS GOING ON? 1018 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:25,300 HOW OLD IS SHE? - SHE'LL BE 22 IN AUGUST. 1019 00:42:25,300 --> 00:42:27,433 - OH. SHE'S [bleep] 21. 1020 00:42:27,433 --> 00:42:30,166 YOU NEED TO CUT IT OFF. - UH-HUH. 1021 00:42:30,166 --> 00:42:32,233 - I DON'T WANT TO MAKE A BIG DEAL, BUT, UH, 1022 00:42:32,233 --> 00:42:35,333 CRAIG SAID THAT THEY SAW YOU WITH YOUR EX OUT ON THE TOWN. 1023 00:42:35,333 --> 00:42:38,266 - I'M ALLOWED TO HANG OUT WITH WHOEVER I WANT. 1024 00:42:38,266 --> 00:42:39,567 - I MET WITH WHITNEY. 1025 00:42:39,567 --> 00:42:41,500 HE WAS CLEARLY TRYING TO POO-POO OUR RELATIONSHIP. 1026 00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:42,500 - OF COURSE. 1027 00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:43,633 - DID YOU KISS HIM? 1028 00:42:43,633 --> 00:42:44,700 - FOR A MOMENT. 1029 00:42:44,700 --> 00:42:46,500 - THAT SON OF A BITCH. 1030 00:42:46,500 --> 00:42:48,166 - HEY! 1031 00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:49,867 WELCOME TO CAROLINA DAY. 1032 00:42:49,867 --> 00:42:51,233 HERE, HERE. 1033 00:42:51,233 --> 00:42:54,200 - THANKS FOR HAVING US, J.D. 1034 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:56,500 SHE TOLD ME YOU WERE TRYING TO HOOK UP WITH HER YOURSELF. 1035 00:42:56,500 --> 00:42:57,734 - I DID NOT BANG YOUR FRIEND. 1036 00:42:57,734 --> 00:42:59,000 - GET AWAY FROM ME 1037 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:04,633 BEFORE I BITCH SLAP YOU RIGHT NOW. 74062

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