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- PREVIOUSLY ON
SOUTHERN CHARM...
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- MY INTUITION SAID NO.
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BUT MAYBE MY LITTLE HEAD
WAS SAYING "YES"
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BECAUSE SHE WAS HOT.
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- YOU'RE SAYING I'M STEPPING
ALL OVER YOUR GAME?
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- YOU HOOKED UP WITH HER
LAST NIGHT.
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- SO WHAT?
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DUMB [bleep].
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- SHEP AND I HAVE DECIDED
TO OPEN A RESTAURANT.
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I THINK CHARLESTON NEEDS
A GREAT MEXICAN RESTAURANT.
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- I THINK THAT'S
A LITTLE OUT OF YOUR REALM.
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- HOW DO YOU AFFORD THIS PLACE?
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- WITH MY BANK ACCOUNT.
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HOW DO YOU AFFORD YOUR PLACE?
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- WORKING.
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- IF I WASN'T A SOUTHERN WOMAN
WITH GOOD MANNERS,
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I WOULD JUST TELL HER
TO [bleep] OFF.
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- KATHRYN CALHOUN DENNIS,
ARE YOU EVADING ME?
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- YOU'RE A JERK.
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- THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON HERE
THAT I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT?
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- WE HAD UNPROTECTED SEX.
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THAT'S A NO-NO.
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[upbeat pop music]
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- ♪♪ MM-HMM ♪♪
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♪♪ HE'S GOT MONEY ♪♪
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♪♪ HE'S IN MAGAZINES ♪♪
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♪♪ HE'S GOT MORE HONEYS ♪♪
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♪♪ THAN ANY HONEYBEE ♪♪
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♪♪ BA-BA-DOO ♪♪
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♪♪ BA-BA, DEE-EE-EE ♪♪
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♪♪ IT'S EASY ♪♪
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♪♪ AS THE BIRDS AND THE BEES
AND THE ONE TWO THREES ♪♪
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♪♪ BA-BA-DOO ♪♪
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I FEEL SOME ANXIETY
WELLING UP IN ME,
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AND I'M THINKING BACK
TO THAT NIGHT
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WHEN WE WERE CARELESS.
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OH, MY GOODNESS.
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I COULD'VE GOTTEN
THIS GIRL PREGNANT.
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- I NEED SOME FRESH AIR, JEEZ.
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- OH, GOD, THAT FEELS GOOD.
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SO WE NEED TO GO
FIND OUT IMMEDIATELY.
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- OKAY.
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GOD.
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- WHY ARE YOU--
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- I DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW
BECAUSE--YOU KNOW WHY?
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- WHY DIDN'T YOU WANT TO KNOW?
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I MEAN, THIS SORT OF THING,
YOU NEED TO KNOW.
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- BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T
TALKED TO ME IN A MONTH.
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- I'VE BEEN SO BUSY, YOU KNOW,
WITH LIFE.
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- OH, BUSY.
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BULL[bleep].
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WHEN YOU LIKE A GIRL,
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YOU'RE NOT TOO BUSY TO SEE
[bleep] TWO-MINUTE SEX--
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- YOU'RE OUT DATING SHEP.
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- I'M NOT DATING SHEP.
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I WAS NEVER DATING SHEP.
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- YOU DIDN'T HAVE SEX WITH SHEP?
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- I HAD A FLING.
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- OKAY, YOU HAD A FLING.
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- WE HAD A FLING, BUT I'D
NEVER DATE SHEP, BECAUSE HE'S--
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- HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT
PREGNANT WITH SHEP?
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- SHUT UP.
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- MM-KAY.
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- MM-KAY,
WE GOT TO FIND OUT THEN.
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- WE'LL FIND OUT.
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AND THEN YOU CAN MOVE ON
WITH YOUR LIFE
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AND GO FIND YOURSELF A GIRL.
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- UH, WE JUST WANT TO GO
TO THE DRUG STORE.
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I'M GONNA GO IN THERE,
AND SHE'S GONNA WAIT.
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I'M GONNA GO IN THERE
AND GET SOMETHING REAL QUICK.
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- OKAY.
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- OH, MY GOD, WHAT IN THE HELL
HAS JUST HAPPENED TO ME?
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ALCOHOL.
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WE ARE HERE AT THIS POINT NOW.
YOU'RE TWO WEEKS LATE.
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I MEAN, THIS IS SOMETHING
WE NEED TO DEAL WITH.
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- WELL, I JUST WOULD'VE THOUGHT
THAT DOING WHAT YOU DID,
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YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN
WHAT YOU WERE DOING.
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- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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- DO YOU EVER GET ASKED TO GO
TO THE DRUG STORE?
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- OH, OKAY.
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- THIS IS WHAT I GOT.
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YOU GOT THE, UH, TEST?
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YOU GOT EVERYTHING?
- IN MY PURSE.
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- I'M GOING UPSTAIRS.
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THIS IS NOT THE PLAN,
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TO HAVE A CHILD
WITH SOMEONE THIS AGE.
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AND I'M A LITTLE FREAKED.
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- [sighs]
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KATHRYN?
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DARLING?
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THERE'S A LARGE PART OF ME
THAT WANTS A CHILD.
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I'M A SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN,
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AND OF COURSE I WILL DO
THE RIGHT THING.
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YOU ALL RIGHT?
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- TEST ERROR?
WHERE IS IT?
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LET ME SEE.
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LET ME SEE.
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JESUS CHRIST.
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WHY IS IT SAYING ERROR?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
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- WHAT THE [bleep] WRONG
WITH THIS DAMN THING?
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YOU WANT TO GO BACK
TO THE DRUG STORE?
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LET'S GET SOME MORE TESTS.
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LET'S [bleep] THESE TESTS.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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- I WANT TO GO TO THE DOCTOR
AND KNOW FOR SURE.
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- I'LL GO WITH YOU.
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- LET'S GO DOWN THE STAIRS.
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THIS IS JUST A LITTLE MUCH
FOR ME RIGHT NOW.
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- IF YOU ARE PREGNANT,
I'M RIGHT THERE,
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EVERYTHING I GOT.
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EVERY DIME I'VE GOT
IN MY FORTUNE,
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EVERYTHING IS RIGHT THERE
BEHIND YOU.
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THAT CHILD WITHIN YOU
IS GOING TO BE A LUCKY CHILD.
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IT'S GONNA HAVE
A WONDERFUL LIFE.
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I PROMISE YOU.
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- AND IF I'M NOT PREGNANT...
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- WELL, THEN,
MAYBE IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE.
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- YOU LOOK NICE.
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- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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- WHO MADE YOUR SUIT?
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- IT'S A SAVARO NUMBER
PUT TOGETHER A COUPLE YEARS AGO.
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- HMM, GOOD.
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- YEAH.
- VERY NICE.
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- THIS IS FOR WHAT?
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- THIS IS FOR THE GIBBS MUSEUM.
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- OKAY,
THAT'S WHERE WE'RE GOING?
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- I ACTUALLY GAVE THEM
A PAINTING,
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WILLIAM AIKEN WALKER.
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- MM-HMM.
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- SO I THINK THAT
WE SHOULD SIGN YOU UP
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FOR THE YOUNG DIRECTOR'S CIRCLE.
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THERE ARE GONNA BE
INTERESTING PEOPLE THERE.
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- I'M SURE THEY'LL BE THRILLED
TO MEET ME.
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- [laughs]
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I'VE ALWAYS BEEN
VERY INVOLVED WITH ART.
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I HAVE A DOUBLE MASTERS
IN ART AND ARCHAEOLOGY.
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I PUT TOGETHER SEVERAL
MAJOR ART COLLECTIONS
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FOR PRIVATE COLLECTORS,
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AND MY LATE HUSBAND WAS LISTED
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AS ONE OF THE TOP 20
ART COLLECTORS IN THE COUNTRY.
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- ANGELA.
- HI, I'M SO GLAD YOU CAME.
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- HELLO, MY DARLING.
- I KNOW.
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- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- HELLO, HOW ARE YOU?
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- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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- DID YOU SEE
THE NEW YORK SOCIAL DIARY?
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- GOD, IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE.
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- THAT WAS A GOOD PICTURE
OF YOU AND I.
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WELL, YOU, OKAY?
IT WAS BETTER.
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- NO, YOU.
[laughs]
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- I'M THINKING AT THE TIME
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WHITNEY BROUGHT ONE
OF HIS SUPERMODELS HOME.
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I HAVE FRENCH POST-IMPRESSIONIST
PAINTINGS,
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AND SHE SAID TO WHITNEY,
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"YOU KNOW,
I LIKE FRENCH PAINTINGS TOO.
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MY FAVORITE ARTIST IS MOWET."
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IT KIND OF SAYS IT ALL
FOR HIS CHOICE IN WOMEN.
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- GOOD AFTERNOON, EVERYONE.
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I AM HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE
WE HAVE NOW REACHED
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$7.1 MILLION
IN OUR CAPITAL CAMPAIGN.
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[applause]
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I ALSO WANT TO THANK
MICHELE SEEKINGS
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AND ALSO PAT ALTSCHUL
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FOR ALL OF THEIR EFFORTS
THIS YEAR.
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[applause]
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- MOM DID PRESSURE ME TO BE ON
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THE BOARDS OF MUSEUMS OR
YOUNG FELLOWS OR THIS OR THAT.
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PEOPLE ARE PRETTY BORING
AND STIFF.
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MOM, MOM, LET'S GO TO THE BAR.
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THERE WEREN'T
THAT MANY HOT GIRLS,
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SO I JUST KIND OF BLEW THEM OFF
AFTER A WHILE.
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- WANT ANYTHING, HONEY?
- I'LL HAVE AN ICED TEA.
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IS IT UNSWEETENED OR SWEETENED?
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- OKAY, OH, GOD, UH, CAN I HAVE
A WATER OR CLUB SODA OR...
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- YOU'RE DOWN SOUTH.
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YOU GOT TO DRINK SWEET TEA,
FOR GOD'S SAKE.
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- TOO MANY CALORIES.
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- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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SEE, IF YOU OPEN A RESTAURANT,
THIS IS WHAT YOU'LL BE DOING.
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[laughs]
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I DIDN'T SEND WHITNEY TO OXFORD
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TO STUDYING AT THE SORBONNE
AND LIVING IN PARIS FOR A YEAR
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AND THEN BE BUSSING TABLES
IN A RESTAURANT.
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- SO WE LOOKED
AT THIS ONE RESTAURANT
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I THINK YOU'D BE
UNDERWHELMED BY.
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- WELL, I'M UNDERWHELMED
BY THE WHOLE IDEA
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OF YOU DOING A RESTAURANT
ANYWAY.
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IT'S KIND OF PEDESTRIAN
AND BANAL.
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IT'S--IT'S--
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
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I WOULD PREFER TO SAY,
"MY SON, THE FILMMAKER,"
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AND NOT,
"MY SON, THE MAITRE D."
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- THANK YOU.
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I MEAN, I'M GONNA DO
WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
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SO IN ONE EAR, OUT THE OTHER.
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I THINK IT'S
A REAL OPPORTUNITY.
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I WANT TO DO SOMETHING
GREAT HERE IN CHARLESTON.
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- HOW WOULD YOU MAKE IT
DIFFERENT?
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- SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE CHEAP,
ROCK AND ROLL.
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OLD ENGLISH EARLY '70s
MOROCCAN OPIUM BOUDOIR.
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- WHEN YOU LOOK AROUND HERE,
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DO YOU THINK OPIUM DEN GENRE
IS KIND OF LIKE THIS?
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- MOM WOULD HAVE MADE
A GREAT DICTATOR.
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- WELL, I HOPE IT WORKS.
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- COMING UP...
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- I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT SOMETHING.
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KATHRYN.
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"I KNOW YOU WERE
HAVING RELATIONS WITH SHEP.
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I MEAN, COULD HE BE THE DADDY?"
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- I MADE MISTAKES
IN RELATIONSHIPS ALL THE TIME.
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I'M A DISASTER ZONE.
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THE TIME I SAID SELF-DESTRUCTIVE
STREAK I HAVE WITHIN ME.
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CONVICTED FELON ASIDE, YOU KNOW,
I CONSIDER MYSELF A NICE PERSON,
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AND I DON'T WANT
TO WALK AWAY FROM SOMETHING
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THAT COULD POTENTIALLY
BE A CHILD.
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I'M NOT GONNA SCREW THIS UP.
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BUT I WANT TO KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON,
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BECAUSE IT AFFECTS
MY ENTIRE FUTURE.
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HOW YOU DOING?
- MORNING.
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- SO...
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WE NEED TO DETERMINE
DEFINITIVELY
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IF YOU'RE PREGNANT.
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- BUT I WANT TO GO
TO A REAL DOCTOR
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AND HAVE THEM DO THAT, I THINK.
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- ALL RIGHT, SET THAT UP.
- I WILL.
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- SOON AS POSSIBLE.
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- AND THEN IF YOU WANT TO COME,
FEEL FREE.
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- WOW.
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- WHAT?
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- THIS IS HEAVY STUFF.
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00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:45,867
- I WANT TO GO HOME AND SHOWER
232
00:10:45,867 --> 00:10:48,734
AND KIND OF TAKE A MOMENT--
A BREATHER.
233
00:11:03,633 --> 00:11:06,400
[knock at door]
234
00:11:11,033 --> 00:11:13,467
- HEY, MAN, YOU GOT A SECOND?
235
00:11:13,467 --> 00:11:14,767
- OH, NO.
236
00:11:14,767 --> 00:11:16,934
I'M TIRED.
FELL ASLEEP.
237
00:11:16,934 --> 00:11:18,133
- ARE YOU ALONE?
238
00:11:18,133 --> 00:11:19,133
- YEAH, I'M ALONE.
239
00:11:19,133 --> 00:11:21,266
- OH, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
240
00:11:21,266 --> 00:11:23,633
YOU MAY WANT TO SIT DOWN.
241
00:11:23,633 --> 00:11:27,767
LISTEN, I WANT TO TALK YOU
ABOUT SOMETHING.
242
00:11:27,767 --> 00:11:29,133
- TALK TO ME.
243
00:11:29,133 --> 00:11:31,233
- KATHRYN...
244
00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:34,567
SHE'S TWO WEEKS LATE
ON HER PERIOD.
245
00:11:34,567 --> 00:11:35,900
- OH, MAN.
246
00:11:35,900 --> 00:11:37,333
- YOU KNOW,
I KNOW IT'S BEEN ABOUT A MONTH,
247
00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:38,834
BUT I HAD SEX WITH HER.
248
00:11:38,834 --> 00:11:41,000
YOU KNOW, AND THEN
ABOUT 30 DAYS, I SAID,
249
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,300
"YOU KNOW, YOU HAD YOUR PERIOD?"
250
00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:43,567
- WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT?
251
00:11:43,567 --> 00:11:44,567
THAT'S WEIRD.
252
00:11:44,567 --> 00:11:47,066
- I KNOW.
253
00:11:47,066 --> 00:11:49,967
AND SHE SAYS,
"I'M TWO WEEKS LATE."
254
00:11:49,967 --> 00:11:54,033
SO I IMMEDIATELY
WENT AND BOUGHT, UM,
255
00:11:54,033 --> 00:11:57,133
A PREGNANCY TEST,
256
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,667
WHICH CAME UP AN ERROR.
257
00:11:59,667 --> 00:12:02,066
I DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S
BULL[bleep] ME OR WHAT.
258
00:12:02,066 --> 00:12:04,633
- JESUS CHRIST.
THIS ALL HAPPENED TODAY?
259
00:12:04,633 --> 00:12:06,200
- AND THEN I ASKED HER STRAIGHT.
260
00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:09,300
I SAID, "YOU KNOW, I KNOW YOU
WERE HAVING RELATIONS WITH SHEP.
261
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:11,667
I MEAN, COULD HE BE THE DADDY?"
262
00:12:21,166 --> 00:12:23,533
- NO, THIS ISN'T RIGHT, MAN.
263
00:12:23,533 --> 00:12:24,934
- I MEAN, HAS SHE TALKED TO YOU
ABOUT IT?
264
00:12:24,934 --> 00:12:27,033
HAS SHE TOLD YOU--
- HELL NO.
265
00:12:27,033 --> 00:12:28,600
NOTHING'S EVER FOOLPROOF,
266
00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:33,133
BUT I USE PROTECTION
AND THERE'S A 99.9% CHANCE
267
00:12:33,133 --> 00:12:34,400
I AM NOT THE FATHER.
268
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,567
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, MAN?
269
00:12:36,567 --> 00:12:38,033
YOU'RE ASKING FOR ADVICE?
270
00:12:38,033 --> 00:12:39,333
- I DON'T KNOW.
271
00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:40,900
I FEEL LIKE I HAD
TO TALK TO SOMEBODY.
272
00:12:40,900 --> 00:12:43,533
- YOU WERE HANGING OUT WITH HER
BEFORE I WAS.
273
00:12:43,533 --> 00:12:45,433
I MEAN, I--
274
00:12:45,433 --> 00:12:49,266
I WAS, UH,
I WAS HANGING OUT WITH HER,
275
00:12:49,266 --> 00:12:50,567
BUT IT WAS--
276
00:12:50,567 --> 00:12:52,000
I-I-DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY, MAN.
277
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,133
- I WANT TO MAKE SURE
SHE'S PREGNANT.
278
00:12:54,133 --> 00:12:56,166
I WANT TO KNOW ABSOLUTELY SURE.
279
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,000
AT SOME POINT,
280
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:01,266
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO
A PATERNITY TEST
281
00:13:01,266 --> 00:13:03,934
SO WE CAN LEARN WITH DEFINITY
282
00:13:03,934 --> 00:13:06,500
THAT I AM INDEED THE DAD
283
00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:10,100
IF SHE SAYS I'M THE DADDY,
NOT YOU.
284
00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:14,467
BUT, UM, I SHOULDN'T
HAVE HAD SEX WITH HER.
285
00:13:14,467 --> 00:13:16,200
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, MAN.
286
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,734
- I DIDN'T USE PROTECTION.
287
00:13:17,734 --> 00:13:19,100
- SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT.
288
00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:21,300
- YOU KNOW, I WAS DRUNK, STUPID.
289
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,266
- [laughs]
290
00:13:23,266 --> 00:13:25,567
- SITTING HERE
GRABBING MY SKULL SAYING,
291
00:13:25,567 --> 00:13:29,734
"OH, WHAT THE [bleep]
HAVE YOU DONE, DUDE?"
292
00:13:29,734 --> 00:13:32,166
[sighs]
293
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,400
- HEY.
- HELLO THERE.
294
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,400
HOW ARE YOU?
295
00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:58,400
- I'M GOOD.
YOU ALL RIGHT?
296
00:13:58,400 --> 00:13:59,400
- SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
297
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:00,433
[laughs]
298
00:14:00,433 --> 00:14:01,800
COME ON, SIT DOWN.
299
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,133
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
300
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:06,200
- UH, WELL, I GOT SOME THINGS
I NEED YOUR ADVICE ON.
301
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,500
- OH, OKAY.
302
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:11,033
- SO YOU KNOW THE DENNIS FAMILY
AND THE RAVENEL FAMILY
303
00:14:11,033 --> 00:14:12,467
ARE BOTH PRETTY BIG NAMES
DOWN HERE.
304
00:14:12,467 --> 00:14:14,700
- OH, WELL,
THEY'RE GOOD, OLD NAMES.
305
00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:15,900
- YES.
306
00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:18,433
THOMAS AND I KIND OF
LIKED EACH OTHER
307
00:14:18,433 --> 00:14:20,800
AND HAD, LIKE, A LITTLE FLING.
308
00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:21,867
- OKAY?
309
00:14:21,867 --> 00:14:24,700
- AND I REALLY
LIKE THOMAS A LOT.
310
00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:25,867
- HOW OLD IS HE?
311
00:14:25,867 --> 00:14:27,166
- 50.
312
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:28,834
- WELL, THAT'S NOT A BAD AGE.
313
00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:32,133
BUT, UH, I LIKE 'EM OLDER.
314
00:14:32,133 --> 00:14:34,100
- I DO TOO.
315
00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:35,600
- THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH THAT.
316
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:39,033
- WHEN I'M AROUND HIM, LIKE,
I JUST--I DON'T KNOW.
317
00:14:39,033 --> 00:14:40,734
IT FEELS RIGHT.
- YEAH.
318
00:14:40,734 --> 00:14:42,900
- NOW I'M IN POSITION
319
00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:47,200
WHERE I MAY OR MAY NOT BE...
320
00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:50,967
PREGNANT.
321
00:14:50,967 --> 00:14:53,867
- OH, MY.
322
00:14:53,867 --> 00:14:56,333
- I TOOK A PREGNANCY TEST
ALREADY,
323
00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:58,967
AND IT CAME UP AS ERROR
FOR SOME REASON,
324
00:14:58,967 --> 00:15:00,967
LIKE IT DIDN'T SAY YES OR NO.
325
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:03,834
SO I'M GONNA GO TO THE DOCTOR
AND GET, LIKE,
326
00:15:03,834 --> 00:15:07,300
A REAL, DEFINITE ANSWER.
327
00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:08,900
IT'S A VERY SCARY THING.
328
00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:10,266
IT MEANS A LOT TO ME.
329
00:15:10,266 --> 00:15:11,834
LIKE, THIS WOULD BE
A VERY BIG DEAL,
330
00:15:11,834 --> 00:15:14,767
AND I WOULD HAVE TO START MAKING
A LOT OF CHANGES IN MY LIFE.
331
00:15:14,767 --> 00:15:16,433
- YEAH, YOU REALLY WOULD.
332
00:15:16,433 --> 00:15:20,734
- I MEAN, HOW DO I HANDLE IT
IF I AM OR IF I'M NOT PREGNANT?
333
00:15:20,734 --> 00:15:22,333
- YOU JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT IT
IF YOU ARE.
334
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:24,467
- WELL, IF I AM, YES, I AM.
335
00:15:24,467 --> 00:15:26,934
LIKE, WE'VE BOTH TALKED
ABOUT IT, THOMAS AND I.
336
00:15:26,934 --> 00:15:29,467
IF I AM PREGNANT,
WE'RE GONNA HAVE THE CHILD.
337
00:15:29,467 --> 00:15:32,567
THEN IF I'M NOT,
THEN IT'S LIKE, WHAT I DO?
338
00:15:32,567 --> 00:15:35,233
BECAUSE I REALLY ACTUALLY
HAVE FEELINGS FOR HIM.
339
00:15:35,233 --> 00:15:36,900
- TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
340
00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:39,567
YOU CAN'T WORRY ABOUT IT
UNTIL YOU FIND OUT.
341
00:15:53,133 --> 00:15:55,166
- HEY, HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
342
00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:56,700
- I'M LOOKING FOR A TUXEDO.
343
00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:59,033
- OKAY, HAVE A SEAT.
344
00:15:59,033 --> 00:16:00,533
WHAT ARE YOU INTERESTED IN?
345
00:16:00,533 --> 00:16:03,400
- I THINK I WANT TO DO SOMETHING
PRETTY OUTRAGEOUS.
346
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,533
MAYBE LIKE
A DIFFERENT-COLORED TUX
347
00:16:05,533 --> 00:16:07,533
OR SOMETHING OF THAT NATURE.
348
00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:09,700
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
[laughs]
349
00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:11,300
- NOT COLORFUL TUXEDOS.
350
00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:13,900
- OKAY.
351
00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:16,767
CAMERAN.
- LOOK AT YOU ALL GROWN UP.
352
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:18,567
- HI.
- HI, I'M CAMERAN.
353
00:16:18,567 --> 00:16:20,333
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- NICE TO MEET YOU TOO.
354
00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:21,700
- WHAT'S UP?
- HEY.
355
00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:25,100
SHEP DOES NOT REALLY HAVE
THE MOST, UM...
356
00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:28,633
SOPHISTICATED TASTE
IN CLOTHING.
357
00:16:28,633 --> 00:16:31,433
I THINK HE KIND OF WEARS
WHAT IS CLEAN
358
00:16:31,433 --> 00:16:33,967
THAT HE FINDS ON HIS FLOOR.
359
00:16:33,967 --> 00:16:36,600
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THINKING
ABOUT GOING THIS ROUTE?
360
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,100
- I DON'T KNOW.
361
00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:40,900
- SO I'M NOT SURPRISED THAT
HE ASKED ME FOR HELP TO FIND
362
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,633
SOMETHING TO WEAR
TO J.D.'S CAROLINA DAY PARTY.
363
00:16:43,633 --> 00:16:45,800
NO DOUBT IT WOULD BE
ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS,
364
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,233
BUT I THINK YOU'D
REALLY TICK OFF J.D.
365
00:16:48,233 --> 00:16:50,533
BECAUSE THIS IS, LIKE,
AS SUPER FORMAL AS IT GETS.
366
00:16:50,533 --> 00:16:52,767
I WAS BORN AND RAISED
IN SOUTH CAROLINA,
367
00:16:52,767 --> 00:16:54,767
AND I HAVE NEVER HEARD
OF CAROLINA DAY.
368
00:16:54,767 --> 00:16:57,934
APPARENTLY IT IS A HOLIDAY
TO CELEBRATE
369
00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:00,266
SOME TYPE OF A BATTLE OR--
I DON'T KNOW.
370
00:17:00,266 --> 00:17:01,734
I'M NOT REALLY A HISTORY BUFF.
371
00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:07,066
OKAY, SHEP,
GIVE THE LADIES WHAT THEY WANT.
372
00:17:07,066 --> 00:17:08,767
- OKAY.
373
00:17:08,767 --> 00:17:12,433
- I LIKE IT.
374
00:17:12,433 --> 00:17:15,233
WHITE.
- OH, I LIKE THAT.
375
00:17:15,233 --> 00:17:16,500
IT WOULD NOT SURPRISE ME
376
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:18,967
IF THIS WAS A FIGMENT
OF J.D.'S IMAGINATION,
377
00:17:18,967 --> 00:17:20,533
SOMETHING'S HE MADE UP
AS AN EXCUSE
378
00:17:20,533 --> 00:17:22,300
TO GET A BUNCH
OF PEOPLE TOGETHER,
379
00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:23,600
DRESS UP, AHD HAVE A PARTY.
380
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,266
- THE BLACK
MAKES YOU LOOK OLDER.
381
00:17:25,266 --> 00:17:27,033
- I DON'T WANT TO LOOK OLDER.
382
00:17:27,033 --> 00:17:30,200
- YOU SHOULD SHAVE
AND BRUSH YOUR HAIR.
383
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,333
- HERE WE GO.
384
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:33,000
THAT'S GREAT.
THAT'S YOUR LOOK.
385
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,000
THAT'S IT.
386
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,867
DONE.
387
00:17:35,867 --> 00:17:37,734
- GOSH, MAYBE
I SHOULD CALL, LIKE,
388
00:17:37,734 --> 00:17:40,133
ELLE MACPHERSON OR SOMETHING
TO SEE IF SHE WANTS TO COME.
389
00:17:40,133 --> 00:17:41,333
- ELLE MACPHERSON'S OLD.
390
00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:43,767
- OH, RIGHT, WHO'S,
OR, KATE BECKINSALE.
391
00:17:43,767 --> 00:17:46,033
- BUT YOU DO.
YOU LOOK GREAT.
392
00:17:46,033 --> 00:17:47,600
YOU GOT TO WATCH OUT FOR T-RAV.
393
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,633
- GOD, WHY?
394
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:51,467
- HE MIGHT TRY
TO SCOOP HER AWAY.
395
00:17:51,467 --> 00:17:52,600
- YOU THINK I'M WORRIED
ABOUT HIM?
396
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,233
DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK
FOR ONE SECOND
397
00:17:54,233 --> 00:17:55,934
I'M WORRIED ABOUT
ANYBODY ON EARTH?
398
00:17:55,934 --> 00:17:57,233
GIVE ME A BREAK.
399
00:17:57,233 --> 00:17:59,834
PERSONALITY PLUS IS WHAT I GOT.
400
00:17:59,834 --> 00:18:02,800
SPEAKING OF T-RAV,
HE SHOWED UP ON MY DOORSTEP
401
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,800
AND, UM...
402
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:09,000
SAID THAT KATHRYN
403
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,834
MAY BE BEARING A CHILD.
404
00:18:11,834 --> 00:18:13,133
- OH, MY.
405
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:14,266
- I WAS LIKE, "SORRY?"
406
00:18:14,266 --> 00:18:16,166
- THIS IS A COMEDY SHOW.
WHAT?
407
00:18:16,166 --> 00:18:19,300
- I WAS LIKE,
"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?"
408
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:21,367
- YEAH, RIGHT.
409
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:22,367
WHAT?
- YEAH.
410
00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:24,066
- ARE YOU SERIOUS?
- YEAH.
411
00:18:24,066 --> 00:18:25,300
- YOU'RE LYING.
412
00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:26,600
- NO, THAT HAPPENED.
413
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:27,934
- SHE'S 21.
414
00:18:27,934 --> 00:18:29,033
THOMAS IS LIKE 50.
415
00:18:29,033 --> 00:18:30,266
I'M ALMOST 30,
416
00:18:30,266 --> 00:18:31,467
AND THE THOUGHT OF HAVING SEX
417
00:18:31,467 --> 00:18:33,000
WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD MAN
REPULSES ME.
418
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,333
- OH, MY GOD.
THAT'S PRETTY RUDE.
419
00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:39,033
- NO, I'M JUST SAYING, LIKE,
HE COULD BE HER DAD.
420
00:18:39,033 --> 00:18:40,300
- YES, HE COULD.
421
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:41,800
- IS HE TRYING
TO GET HER PREGNANT?
422
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,133
- I DON'T KNOW.
423
00:18:43,133 --> 00:18:44,667
- TYPICALLY MEN DON'T DO THAT.
424
00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:46,700
THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD.
- I THINK IT'S VERY ODD.
425
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:49,066
- MAYBE THOMAS SECRETLY WANTS
TO HAVE A BABY.
426
00:18:49,066 --> 00:18:50,433
- IT'S ALL VERY TAWDRY.
427
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:51,467
I DON'T LIKE IT.
428
00:18:51,467 --> 00:18:53,367
I DON'T LIKE IT ONE BIT.
429
00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:54,834
- OH, SHEP.
430
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:58,400
THOSE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES
SHOULD NOT THROW STONES.
431
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:01,667
OKAY, DO MEN NOT WEAR CONDOMS
ANYMORE, OR...
432
00:19:01,667 --> 00:19:05,633
- HONESTLY, I DON'T WANT TO TALK
ABOUT THE SEXUAL HABITS OF MEN.
433
00:19:05,633 --> 00:19:07,533
- THESE GUYS WHO ARE RAISED
434
00:19:07,533 --> 00:19:10,266
TO BE THIS SOUTHERN
GENTILE GENTLEMEN
435
00:19:10,266 --> 00:19:12,100
ARE GOING AROUND
AND SLEEPING WITH WOMEN
436
00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:13,333
WITHOUT PROTECTION.
437
00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:15,400
IT'S--IT'S JUST--IT'S TERRIBLE.
438
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,166
WELL...
439
00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:19,567
IT WOULD BE A CUTE KID.
440
00:19:19,567 --> 00:19:21,266
- SHE'S DEFINITELY CUTE.
441
00:19:21,266 --> 00:19:22,500
- COMING UP...
442
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,166
- SO LET'S MAKE CONCRETE PLANS.
443
00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:25,467
- OH, GOSH.
444
00:19:25,467 --> 00:19:26,500
- HOW FULL IS YOUR
SOCIAL CALENDAR?
445
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,767
- IT'S FULL.
446
00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:30,266
- AND LATER...
447
00:19:30,266 --> 00:19:32,900
- OH, NO.
YAY OR NAY?
448
00:19:56,266 --> 00:19:57,433
- HELLO?
449
00:19:57,433 --> 00:19:59,000
- OH, MY GOD.
ARE YOU GONNA BREAK IT DOWN?
450
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,300
- YEAH.
451
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,967
- HI.
- HEY, FOXY.
452
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:03,467
- I GOT A LITTLE SHORT
TODAY WITH--
453
00:20:03,467 --> 00:20:04,633
- OH, YEAH.
454
00:20:04,633 --> 00:20:06,100
- YOU FEEL SO WARM.
455
00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:07,100
- WARM AND HOT.
456
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:08,333
- OH, MY GOD.
457
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,500
WANT TO SIT DOWN?
- YEAH, BABY.
458
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:10,600
- YEAH, BABY.
459
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,000
- LOOK AT IT,
A LITTLE CANDLE GOING.
460
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,967
- YOU KNOW,
TRYING TO GET ROMANTIC.
461
00:20:13,967 --> 00:20:15,800
- YEAH.
- HOW ARE YOU?
462
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:18,000
- I'M LIKE SKINNY AND FAT
AT THE SAME TIME.
463
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,100
SO A DIET OF CIGARETTES
AND NOT EATING HAS BEEN HELPING.
464
00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:22,433
- YOU'RE ON THAT MODEL DIET.
465
00:20:22,433 --> 00:20:25,100
- I'M ON THE KATE MOSS DIET.
466
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:28,934
SO, JENNA, LOOK, I REALLY
APOLOGIZE FOR BRANDI'S BEHAVIOR.
467
00:20:28,934 --> 00:20:32,500
IT WAS KIND OF UNCALLED FOR
AND, YOU KNOW, NOT HER BUSINESS.
468
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,667
- HOW DO YOU AFFORD THIS PLACE?
469
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,734
- WITH MY BANK ACCOUNT.
470
00:20:36,734 --> 00:20:38,000
HOW DO YOU AFFORD YOUR PLACE?
471
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,467
- WORKING.
[laughs]
472
00:20:40,467 --> 00:20:42,367
- THERE'S SOME
UNFORTUNATE MISCONCEPTIONS
473
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:44,033
ABOUT YOU AROUND TOWN.
474
00:20:44,033 --> 00:20:46,667
THEY THINK ALL THE SUDDEN
THIS GIRL FROM SUMTER,
475
00:20:46,667 --> 00:20:49,500
THIS CHEERLEADER SUDDENLY
IS LIKE, YOU KNOW,
476
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:52,433
DRIPPING IN JEWELS AND
LOUBOUTINS AND, YOU KNOW,
477
00:20:52,433 --> 00:20:53,934
PRIVATE JETS AND ALL THAT STUFF.
478
00:20:53,934 --> 00:20:55,734
- WELL, YEAH, WELL,
DOESN'T EVERYBODY GROW UP
479
00:20:55,734 --> 00:20:57,233
AND TRY AND BETTER THEMSELVES?
480
00:20:57,233 --> 00:20:58,400
- ABSOLUTELY.
481
00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,867
I MEAN, ULTIMATELY,
I DON'T THINK
482
00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:02,266
IT'S MY BUSINESS
OR ANYONE'S BUSINESS
483
00:21:02,266 --> 00:21:03,667
WHO PAYS HER RENT OR WHY.
484
00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:06,467
BUT IF PEOPLE QUESTIONS PERHAPS
GET IT OUT IN THE OPEN,
485
00:21:06,467 --> 00:21:09,800
GET IN FRONT OF IT,
IT MIGHT KIND OF, YOU KNOW,
486
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:13,867
CLEAR UP A LOT CURIOSITY
TO KILL SOME CATS.
487
00:21:13,867 --> 00:21:16,033
PEOPLE SAID SOME HARSH THINGS.
488
00:21:16,033 --> 00:21:19,700
THEY CALLED YOU A GOLD DIGGER.
489
00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:21,000
- IF I WAS GOLD DIGGER,
490
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000
I WOULD'VE MARRIED LOU
SEVEN YEARS AGO.
491
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,333
IT'S NOT ABOUT MONEY
FOR ME AT ALL.
492
00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:27,066
LOU IS MY BOYFRIEND
WHO LIVES IN NEW YORK.
493
00:21:27,066 --> 00:21:28,367
HE'S A LITTLE BIT OLDER THAN ME.
494
00:21:28,367 --> 00:21:29,367
I'M 28.
495
00:21:29,367 --> 00:21:32,233
HE'S 55?
496
00:21:32,233 --> 00:21:34,133
HE'S VERY SUCCESSFUL,
497
00:21:34,133 --> 00:21:36,767
BUT I DON'T SEE HOW
THAT MAKES ME A GOLD DIGGER.
498
00:21:36,767 --> 00:21:39,233
- THE AGE DIFFERENCE,
DOESN'T, I MEAN--
499
00:21:39,233 --> 00:21:41,867
- NO, I DON'T CARE ABOUT AGE.
500
00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:43,400
- IT'S WHAT INSIDE THAT COUNTS.
501
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,266
- YEAH, I JUST THINK YOU'RE JUST
AS OLD AS YOU FEEL, YOU KNOW?
502
00:21:46,266 --> 00:21:49,000
THERE'S SUCH A DOUBLE STANDARD
IN CHARLESTON.
503
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,500
MEN ARE GLORIFIED FOR SLEEPING
WITH YOUNGER WOMEN,
504
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:53,867
AND I HAVE A REPUTATION
FOR BEING A GOLD DIGGER
505
00:21:53,867 --> 00:21:55,633
JUST BECAUSE I HAVE
AN OLDER BOYFRIEND.
506
00:21:55,633 --> 00:21:57,567
- ARE YOU TAKING LOU
TO CAROLINA DAY?
507
00:21:57,567 --> 00:21:59,533
- NOPE, LOU'S TRAVELING
AT THE MOMENT.
508
00:21:59,533 --> 00:22:01,967
YEAH, HE'S DOING, LIKE,
A BUNCH OF STUFF OVERSEAS.
509
00:22:01,967 --> 00:22:03,400
- WELL, GOOD FOR HIM.
- MM-HMM.
510
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,633
- I THINK YOU SHOULD
STOP [bleep] AROUND
511
00:22:04,633 --> 00:22:05,934
AND MARRY THIS GUY.
512
00:22:05,934 --> 00:22:09,633
- WELL, WHEN HE GETS
DOWN ON HIS KNEE WITH A RING...
513
00:22:09,633 --> 00:22:11,166
- THINK HE'LL DO THAT?
- I WILL SAY YES.
514
00:22:11,166 --> 00:22:12,900
- OF COURSE.
I THINK HE'S JUST WAITING ON ME.
515
00:22:12,900 --> 00:22:15,066
- WHAT IS ABOUT YOU
THAT DRAWS MEN IN--
516
00:22:15,066 --> 00:22:16,533
THAT, LIKE, GETS THEM ADDICTED?
517
00:22:16,533 --> 00:22:18,900
- I'M CONFIDENT.
- YOU DON'T NEGLECT THE BALLS?
518
00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:20,834
- I DEFINITELY NEVER
NEGLECT THE BALLS.
519
00:22:20,834 --> 00:22:23,333
- THAT'S IMPORTANT.
- YEAH.
520
00:22:36,033 --> 00:22:40,066
- THOMAS COMING OVER
REALLY SORT OF HIT ME HARD.
521
00:22:40,066 --> 00:22:42,166
THE WHOLE THING
WITH KATHRYN WAS, IN HINDSIGHT,
522
00:22:42,166 --> 00:22:43,533
PROBABLY A BAD IDEA.
523
00:22:43,533 --> 00:22:45,600
WITH THOMAS, THE PREGNANCY,
524
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:48,800
AND CRAIG
AND HIS WEIRD FEELINGS,
525
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,333
AND, UH...
526
00:22:50,333 --> 00:22:54,533
IT MADE ME START TO THINK ABOUT
SOME OF THE DECISIONS I MAKE,
527
00:22:54,533 --> 00:22:56,533
MAINLY JUST DOING
WHATEVER FEELS GOOD
528
00:22:56,533 --> 00:22:58,700
AND NOT REALLY
THINKING ABOUT IT.
529
00:22:58,700 --> 00:23:00,266
- HEY.
- HOW IT'S GOING?
530
00:23:00,266 --> 00:23:01,700
- GOOD.
531
00:23:01,700 --> 00:23:03,734
- LOOKING BACK,
IT PROBABLY WASN'T SOMETHING
532
00:23:03,734 --> 00:23:05,633
THAT I WANTED
TO JEOPARDIZE A RELATIONSHIP
533
00:23:05,633 --> 00:23:08,600
POSSIBLY WITH MJ,
WHICH I, YOU KNOW,
534
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,100
COULD SEE MYSELF POTENTIALLY
GETTING SERIOUS WITH.
535
00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:12,633
- HEY.
- HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
536
00:23:12,633 --> 00:23:14,300
- GOOD.
- IT'S GOING GOOD.
537
00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:16,800
I'M GONNA HAVE
A GLASS OF RED WINE.
538
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,233
- RED WINE?
- YEAH, PINOT NOIR MAYBE.
539
00:23:19,233 --> 00:23:20,734
- I'M TEACHING YOGA,
540
00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:22,633
SO IT PROBABLY IS BETTER
TO NOT DRINK FIRST BEFORE THAT.
541
00:23:22,633 --> 00:23:23,734
- OKAY.
542
00:23:23,734 --> 00:23:27,633
I'M JUST GONNA HAVE
A CAFE LATTE.
543
00:23:27,633 --> 00:23:30,433
- I'M LIKE, DAMN, I DON'T WANT
TO LOOK LIKE A LUSH.
544
00:23:30,433 --> 00:23:31,500
YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GONNA SWITCH.
545
00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:32,567
I'M GONNA HAVE THAT TOO.
546
00:23:32,567 --> 00:23:34,266
BUT I WOULD'VE LIKED THAT WINE.
547
00:23:34,266 --> 00:23:36,433
SO YOU'RE TEACHING YOGA?
548
00:23:36,433 --> 00:23:37,834
- YEAH, IT'S JUST SOMETHING
I LIKE TO DO.
549
00:23:37,834 --> 00:23:40,333
- HOW DO YOU, UM--
HOW DO YOU DO IT?
550
00:23:40,333 --> 00:23:42,567
- IT CAN BE A LONG DAY,
BUT IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
551
00:23:44,433 --> 00:23:46,300
- OH, THANKS, MAN.
552
00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:48,066
- THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
553
00:23:48,066 --> 00:23:49,433
AND THERE'S
SUGAR ON THE BAR.
554
00:23:49,433 --> 00:23:50,934
- GREAT, THANKS.
555
00:23:50,934 --> 00:23:52,667
SO YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO COME TO YOGA?
556
00:23:52,667 --> 00:23:54,934
- I DON'T THINK I'M GOING
TO YOGA TODAY, NO.
557
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:57,900
I MEAN, IT JUST FEELS
SORT OF LIKE, CHEESY TO ME.
558
00:23:57,900 --> 00:23:59,500
IS IT NOT?
- NO.
559
00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:02,567
- ANY GUYS IN YOUR CLASS?
- YEAH, THEY ALL GO TO SEE ME.
560
00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:04,567
- SO BASICALLY IT'S PEOPLE
TO GO SEE YOU?
561
00:24:04,567 --> 00:24:06,600
- YEAH, I MEAN, 100%.
562
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:07,600
- JESUS.
563
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:08,767
GOSH, YOU REALLY LIKE ATTENTION.
564
00:24:08,767 --> 00:24:09,767
- OH, YEAH.
565
00:24:09,767 --> 00:24:11,667
[both laugh]
566
00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:15,734
- BY THE WAY, I WAS--
THIS IS KIND OF CHEESY, BUT, UM,
567
00:24:15,734 --> 00:24:19,066
I LIKE WHEN YOUR HAIR IS, LIKE,
TOTALLY NATURALLY CURLY.
568
00:24:19,066 --> 00:24:20,233
I KNOW YOU LIKE
TO STRAIGHTEN IT,
569
00:24:20,233 --> 00:24:21,400
BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
570
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:22,367
- THANK YOU.
571
00:24:22,367 --> 00:24:23,700
- I MEAN, I LIKE IT ANYWAY,
572
00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:24,867
BUT I JUST THOUGHT
I'D TELL YOU THAT.
573
00:24:24,867 --> 00:24:25,934
- OH, APPRECIATE IT.
574
00:24:25,934 --> 00:24:27,233
- YEAH.
575
00:24:27,233 --> 00:24:28,400
EL NATURAL.
576
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,467
THAT'S THE WAY TO GO.
577
00:24:31,467 --> 00:24:34,133
SO LET'S MAKE CONCRETE PLANS.
578
00:24:34,133 --> 00:24:36,166
SHALL WE?
579
00:24:36,166 --> 00:24:38,567
UM, ALL RIGHT, SO, TONIGHT?
580
00:24:38,567 --> 00:24:40,066
- FULL.
- OKAY.
581
00:24:40,066 --> 00:24:42,000
WHAT NIGHT IS BEST FOR YOU?
582
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,100
- FOR--WHAT ARE WE
MAKING PLANS FOR?
583
00:24:44,100 --> 00:24:45,133
- EITHER MOVIE NIGHT
584
00:24:45,133 --> 00:24:48,133
OR HANG OUT WITH FRIENDS NIGHT
585
00:24:48,133 --> 00:24:49,400
OR BOTH.
586
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:50,667
- OH, GOSH.
587
00:24:50,667 --> 00:24:52,333
- HOW FULL IS YOUR
SOCIAL CALENDAR?
588
00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:54,000
- IT'S FULL.
589
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,734
- SEE, I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO PLAY MJ.
590
00:24:55,734 --> 00:24:59,700
THAT'S THE WHOLE CONUNDRUM HERE.
591
00:24:59,700 --> 00:25:02,834
SHE IS LITERALLY
NEVER AVAILABLE.
592
00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:07,300
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
HOW THAT'S--THAT'S POSSIBLE.
593
00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:09,934
MAYBE SHE'S DONE SOME HOMEWORK
ON ME, AND SHE'S, LIKE,
594
00:25:09,934 --> 00:25:12,100
"OH, YOU KNOW,
HE'S THIS OR HE'S THAT.
595
00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:14,166
YOU BETTER MAKE SURE
'CAUSE HE'S TRYING TO PLAY YOU."
596
00:25:14,166 --> 00:25:16,800
THAT'S WHAT I'M SORT OF THINKING
AT THIS POINT.
597
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:20,233
OKAY, JUST LET ME KNOW AS SOON
AS YOU COME UP WITH SOMETHING.
598
00:25:20,233 --> 00:25:21,467
- ALL RIGHT.
599
00:25:21,467 --> 00:25:22,633
- ARE WE DONE?
600
00:25:22,633 --> 00:25:23,633
- YEAH, I'M GOOD.
601
00:25:23,633 --> 00:25:25,567
- IT'S, UM, IT'S FRUSTRATING,
602
00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:29,433
BUT I GUESS I'LL JUST FORGE ON
AND SEE IF I CAN CRACK THE CODE.
603
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,400
- [sighs]
604
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,834
CAN YOU OPEN THIS GATE?
605
00:25:43,834 --> 00:25:45,367
- AFTERNOON.
606
00:25:45,367 --> 00:25:47,633
- HEY, HOW YOU DO?
607
00:25:49,233 --> 00:25:50,934
- COME ON IN.
608
00:25:50,934 --> 00:25:52,934
COME ON, LET'S GO--
LET'S GO BY THE POOL.
609
00:25:52,934 --> 00:25:54,200
HAVE A SEAT.
610
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,433
- OH, GOD.
611
00:25:56,433 --> 00:25:58,467
AH, CAN SOMEONE
BRING ME A DRINK, PLEASE?
612
00:25:58,467 --> 00:25:59,600
- YEAH.
613
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,467
THANK YOU.
614
00:26:01,467 --> 00:26:02,767
I THINK I MAY NEED SOMETHING
615
00:26:02,767 --> 00:26:04,033
STRONGER THAN
A TEA HERE, WHITNEY.
616
00:26:04,033 --> 00:26:05,266
- OH, DUDE.
617
00:26:05,266 --> 00:26:07,266
- DO YOU HEAR WHAT'S GOING ON?
618
00:26:07,266 --> 00:26:10,033
- SO WHAT TAWDRY BEST DID YOU
GET YOURSELF INTO THIS TIME?
619
00:26:10,033 --> 00:26:12,734
- OH, GOD.
620
00:26:12,734 --> 00:26:15,767
[sighs]
WELL...
621
00:26:15,767 --> 00:26:20,467
KATHRYN SAYS SHE'S A COUPLE
WEEKS LATE ON HER PERIOD.
622
00:26:20,467 --> 00:26:22,934
- OH, GOD.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
623
00:26:22,934 --> 00:26:24,266
- SHE TOOK THE PREGNANCY TEST.
624
00:26:24,266 --> 00:26:27,033
IT CAME UP WITH AN ERROR.
625
00:26:27,033 --> 00:26:28,400
- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
626
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,500
- IT'S SUPPOSED TO SAY
PREGNANT OR NOT PREGNANT,
627
00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:31,700
OR YOU CAN GET AN ERROR MESSAGE.
628
00:26:31,700 --> 00:26:33,133
- OH, GOD.
629
00:26:33,133 --> 00:26:35,467
- SO SHE SAID SHE WAS GOING
TO GO SEE A DOCTOR.
630
00:26:35,467 --> 00:26:37,467
MAYBE SHE'S JUST TRYING
TO GET SOME ATTENTION.
631
00:26:37,467 --> 00:26:38,467
I DON'T KNOW.
632
00:26:38,467 --> 00:26:40,000
- I MEAN, I LOVE YOU, MAN.
633
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,266
BUT I MEAN, SHE'S JUST--
634
00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:42,767
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH THESE YOUNG GIRLS?
635
00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:45,233
I MEAN, THAT'S YOUR
[bleep] PROBLEM, MAN.
636
00:26:45,233 --> 00:26:46,967
THOMAS, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT IS WITH HIM.
637
00:26:46,967 --> 00:26:50,467
LIKE, THIS TORNADO,
AND HE'S DRIVING TOWARDS IT,
638
00:26:50,467 --> 00:26:53,133
AND THIS GUY WITH THE RED FLAG,
IT'S LIKE, "HI."
639
00:26:53,133 --> 00:26:54,834
KEEPS DRIVING.
640
00:26:54,834 --> 00:26:56,433
IF THERE'S LIKE A BARRIER,
HE'LL JUST DRIVE OVER IT.
641
00:26:56,433 --> 00:26:57,834
AND THEN THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE,
YOU KNOW,
642
00:26:57,834 --> 00:27:01,567
BIG YELLOW TAPE SAYING
DO NOT PASS, AND HE DOES.
643
00:27:01,567 --> 00:27:03,533
AND IT'S KIND OF
A SELF-DESTRUCTIVE STREAK.
644
00:27:03,533 --> 00:27:06,700
MY ADVICE IS,
IF SHE'S NOT PREGNANT,
645
00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:10,066
JUST LET THE POOR THING
LIVE HER LIFE.
646
00:27:10,066 --> 00:27:12,133
I MEAN, YOU DON'T LOOK
KIND OF LIKE OLD AND PERVY
647
00:27:12,133 --> 00:27:15,633
GOING AFTER THESE, LIKE,
TOO YOUNG GIRLS, YOU KNOW?
648
00:27:15,633 --> 00:27:17,967
ESPECIALLY POLITICALLY
IT JUST DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.
649
00:27:17,967 --> 00:27:19,300
BUT YEAH,
I KNOW YOUR WHOLE VIEW IS
650
00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:21,300
WHO CARES WHAT SOCIETY
THINKS ANYWAY, CLEARLY?
651
00:27:21,300 --> 00:27:24,967
AND YOU HAVE 0.001% CHANCE OF,
YOU KNOW,
652
00:27:24,967 --> 00:27:27,300
WINNING SOMETHING--
ANY KIND OF POLITICAL ELECTION.
653
00:27:27,300 --> 00:27:29,200
NOW, I MEAN, IF YOU HAVE
ANY HOPES AT ALL, I MEAN,
654
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:32,300
THIS THING IS GONNA
[bleep] TORPEDO IT
655
00:27:32,300 --> 00:27:34,400
FAIRLY QUICKLY.
656
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:35,800
DID YOU EVER STOP
AND CONSIDER THAT?
657
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:38,867
- NO, NEVER.
658
00:27:38,867 --> 00:27:41,100
WE'RE BOTH ADULTS.
659
00:27:41,100 --> 00:27:42,700
- SOMEWHAT.
660
00:27:42,700 --> 00:27:44,500
THE ISSUE IS, YOU SHOULDN'T BEEN
STICKING YOUR FINGER THERE
661
00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:45,533
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
662
00:27:45,533 --> 00:27:47,567
YOU KNOW, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
663
00:27:47,567 --> 00:27:50,567
- THINKING OF PUTTING ME
IN PRISON FOR WHAT--
664
00:27:50,567 --> 00:27:53,133
- PUT YOU IN PORN PRISON.
665
00:27:53,133 --> 00:27:54,133
- COMING UP...
666
00:27:54,133 --> 00:27:55,734
- WHEN WAS YOUR LAST PERIOD?
667
00:27:55,734 --> 00:27:58,200
- UM, THE FIRST WEEK OF MAY.
668
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,967
- FIRST WEEK OF MAY.
SO YOU MAYBE A LITTLE LATE THEN?
669
00:28:08,633 --> 00:28:10,800
- DON'T YOU THINK THAT, LIKE,
EVERYBODY HERE IN CHARLESTON,
670
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:15,600
JUST IS BRED TO, LIKE,
GO TO COLLEGE, GET MARRIED,
671
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:16,567
HAVE A WHITE PICKET FENCE?
672
00:28:16,567 --> 00:28:17,767
DO YOU THINK, "OH,
673
00:28:17,767 --> 00:28:19,367
FIND THE PERSON
THAT I'M GONNA MARRY HERE"?
674
00:28:19,367 --> 00:28:20,467
- I DON'T KNOW.
675
00:28:20,467 --> 00:28:22,734
IT TAKES A SPECIAL KIND OF MAN
676
00:28:22,734 --> 00:28:25,533
TO, UH, TAME JENNA KING.
677
00:28:25,533 --> 00:28:28,000
- I LIKE THAT.
[laughs]
678
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,600
I'VE NEVER MET A CHARLESTON MAN
679
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,500
THAT I THOUGHT
I COULD DATE OR MARRY.
680
00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:33,567
THEY'RE JUST
NOT WORLDLY ENOUGH FOR ME.
681
00:28:33,567 --> 00:28:36,400
- WE ALL KNOW YOU HAVE
A CRYSTAL METH VAGINA.
682
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,600
- JESSICA!
683
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:40,100
- IT'S LIKE ONE LITTLE TASTE,
684
00:28:40,100 --> 00:28:44,300
AND THEN I HAVE GROWN MEN CRYING
ON YOUR VOICE MAIL.
685
00:28:44,300 --> 00:28:46,600
- I SHOULD BOTTLE IT UP
AND SELL IT ON EBAY.
686
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:47,600
- CHEERS.
687
00:29:01,066 --> 00:29:04,467
- HEY.
- [laughs]
688
00:29:04,467 --> 00:29:06,100
- HI, BABY.
- HEY, GIRL.
689
00:29:06,100 --> 00:29:07,300
WHAT YOU DOING?
- COME UPSTAIRS.
690
00:29:07,300 --> 00:29:09,200
- IT SMELLS--
ARE YOU DOING LAUNDRY?
691
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:10,600
- MY HOUSE JUST GOT CLEANED.
692
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,400
- I WAS LIKE, IT SMELLS--
YOU CAN, LIKE, SMELL IT OUTSIDE.
693
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:13,834
IT SMELLS SO GOOD.
- COME UPSTAIRS.
694
00:29:13,834 --> 00:29:15,533
I'M JUST FINISHING
GETTING READY.
695
00:29:15,533 --> 00:29:18,266
HEY, BABY.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
696
00:29:18,266 --> 00:29:21,567
- SHEPHERD WAS GETTING HIS,
UM, TUX FITTED.
697
00:29:21,567 --> 00:29:22,867
- OH, MY GOD.
WHAT IS HE GONNA WEAR?
698
00:29:22,867 --> 00:29:24,300
- HE LOOKS SO CUTE.
699
00:29:24,300 --> 00:29:26,500
- HE TOLD ME--HE TOLD ME HE WAS
GONNA WEAR, LIKE, A BABY BLUE--
700
00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:27,533
- NO, HE'S NOT.
701
00:29:27,533 --> 00:29:29,000
I TALKED HIM OUT OF IT.
702
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,300
I'M VERY EXCITED TO GO
TO THIS CAROLINA DAY PARTY.
703
00:29:32,300 --> 00:29:34,567
IT IS A SOUTHERN FORMAL EVENT,
704
00:29:34,567 --> 00:29:38,600
WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH THE HEIGHT
OF GETTING DRESSED UP.
705
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,500
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA WEAR?
706
00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:44,700
- UM, I'LL SHOW YOU
SOME OPTIONS.
707
00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:46,133
- I THINK WHITNEY WOULD DIE.
708
00:29:46,133 --> 00:29:47,133
- WHITNEY WOULD DIE.
- HE WOULD DIE.
709
00:29:47,133 --> 00:29:48,500
- WHITNEY WOULD PROBABLY LEAVE.
710
00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:50,000
- I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT I'M GONNA WEAR.
711
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,200
I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO GET
A DRESS TOMORROW, I THINK.
712
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:54,066
- CAMERAN, YOU COULD WEAR THIS.
713
00:29:54,066 --> 00:29:55,400
- OH, MY GOD.
714
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:56,800
THAT'S REALLY--
THAT'S ACTUALLY REALLY CUTE.
715
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,734
- IT WOULD LOOK
REALLY CUTE ON YOU.
716
00:29:58,734 --> 00:30:01,433
I'LL WEAR LATEX,
AND YOU WEAR THIS.
717
00:30:01,433 --> 00:30:04,266
WE'RE GONNA BE DOUBLE DATES
ANYWAY, I THINK.
718
00:30:04,266 --> 00:30:07,133
- I WANT TO SEE
IF I CAN WALK IN THESE SHOES.
719
00:30:07,133 --> 00:30:08,500
OH, THAT'S GORGEOUS.
720
00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:10,667
THAT'S REALLY GORGEOUS.
- I MEAN, RIGHT?
721
00:30:10,667 --> 00:30:12,433
- IF YOU CAN'T FIND THE LATEX,
YOU SHOULD DO THAT.
722
00:30:12,433 --> 00:30:13,800
HOW MANY INCHES IS THIS?
723
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,233
- I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE SIX?
724
00:30:15,233 --> 00:30:19,767
[laughs]
CAN IT EVEN HOLD YOU?
725
00:30:19,767 --> 00:30:21,133
[laughs]
726
00:30:21,133 --> 00:30:22,133
DON'T STEP IN THE CRACKS.
727
00:30:22,133 --> 00:30:23,734
YOU MIGHT FALL.
728
00:30:23,734 --> 00:30:26,200
- OKAY, I'M GONNA BE SERIOUS
AND PRETEND LIKE THIS IS NORMAL.
729
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:27,200
- LIKE IT'S YOUR CATWALK.
730
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,367
- THERE'S NO WAY.
731
00:30:28,367 --> 00:30:30,100
THERE'S NO WAY.
HOW DO YOU DO IT?
732
00:30:30,100 --> 00:30:32,967
- IT'S HARD, AND THEN WALKING
UP AND DOWN THESE STAIRS
733
00:30:32,967 --> 00:30:35,433
I THINK I GET A GOOD BUTT LIFT.
734
00:30:35,433 --> 00:30:38,100
- SO LISTEN TO THIS.
735
00:30:38,100 --> 00:30:42,567
SO SHEP TOLD ME THAT--
736
00:30:42,567 --> 00:30:43,633
[laughs]
737
00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:45,800
I THINK THIS IS
COMPLETELY INSANE.
738
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:50,767
THOMAS AND KATHRYN...
739
00:30:50,767 --> 00:30:55,567
HAD A PREGNANCY SCARE.
740
00:30:55,567 --> 00:30:57,066
- THEY'RE HAVING SEX
WITH EACH OTHER?
741
00:30:57,066 --> 00:31:01,600
- I MEAN, ONE WOULD HAVE
TO HAVE SEX TO GET PREGNANT.
742
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:02,734
IT'S JUST SO INSANE.
743
00:31:02,734 --> 00:31:04,767
I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE IT.
744
00:31:04,767 --> 00:31:07,767
FOR CHARLESTON BEING A CITY,
745
00:31:07,767 --> 00:31:10,200
IT STILL HAS
A VERY SMALL TOWN FEEL,
746
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:14,667
AND AMONG THESE FRIENDS,
IS A BIT INCESTUOUS.
747
00:31:14,667 --> 00:31:17,400
EVERYBODY IN THIS GROUP
OF PEOPLE
748
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,133
HAS KIND OF HOOKED UP
WITH EVERYBODY
749
00:31:19,133 --> 00:31:21,433
WITH THE EXCEPTION OF ME,
THANK GOD.
750
00:31:21,433 --> 00:31:23,967
CRAIG HAS A CRUSH ON KATHRYN,
751
00:31:23,967 --> 00:31:25,967
SHEP HAS HOOKED UP WITH HER,
752
00:31:25,967 --> 00:31:29,367
AND NOW SHE MIGHT BE PREGNANT
WITH THOMAS'S BABY.
753
00:31:29,367 --> 00:31:30,800
AIN'T LOVE CRAZY?
754
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:32,467
[laughs]
755
00:31:32,467 --> 00:31:36,200
- I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
SHE WAS HAVING SEX WITH...
756
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:37,200
THOMAS.
757
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:38,734
- YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I SAID,
758
00:31:38,734 --> 00:31:42,100
THAT'S SHE'S A CUTE, YOUNG GIRL.
759
00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:43,567
- HOW OLD IS SHE?
760
00:31:43,567 --> 00:31:46,433
- SHE'S LIKE 21.
761
00:31:46,433 --> 00:31:48,300
- CHARLESTON'S
A LOT LIKE HOLLYWOOD.
762
00:31:48,300 --> 00:31:51,667
OLDER MEN HAVE BEEN DATING AND
MARRYING YOUNGER WOMEN FOREVER.
763
00:31:51,667 --> 00:31:53,233
- I THINK IT'S FAKE.
I DON'T KNOW.
764
00:31:53,233 --> 00:31:56,233
- I THINK IT'S DEFINITELY FAKE.
765
00:31:56,233 --> 00:31:57,500
- THOMAS HAS HORSES.
766
00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:59,467
THOMAS HAS A PLANTATION.
767
00:31:59,467 --> 00:32:03,200
THOMAS HAS A BIG, BEAUTIFUL
HOUSE DOWNTOWN BELOW BROAD.
768
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:06,900
THOMAS HAS MONEY, AND HE HAS
A VERY OLD, RESPECTED LAST NAME.
769
00:32:06,900 --> 00:32:09,433
ON PAPER,
HE PRETTY MUCH HAS EVERYTHING
770
00:32:09,433 --> 00:32:12,133
A WOMAN WOULD WANT IN A MAN.
771
00:32:12,133 --> 00:32:14,233
I THINK IT WOULD BE
A VERY SMOOTH TRANSITION
772
00:32:14,233 --> 00:32:16,934
FOR KATHRYN TO MARRY
SOMEONE LIKE THOMAS.
773
00:32:16,934 --> 00:32:19,867
I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE HIM
HAVING--I DON'T KNOW.
774
00:32:19,867 --> 00:32:21,834
WELL, TO EACH THEIR OWN.
775
00:32:21,834 --> 00:32:24,667
YOU WOULD THINK THAT HE WOULD
QUESTION THE VALIDITY OF IT,
776
00:32:24,667 --> 00:32:28,333
BUT IF HE'S IRRESPONSIBLE ENOUGH
TO HAVE SEX WITH A 21-YEAR-OLD
777
00:32:28,333 --> 00:32:30,000
AND NOT USE PROTECTION,
778
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,967
SORRY, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?
779
00:32:31,967 --> 00:32:33,834
- HOPEFULLY THEY'RE
HAPPY TOGETHER
780
00:32:33,834 --> 00:32:35,367
IF THEY'RE HAVING A BABY.
781
00:32:35,367 --> 00:32:37,467
- AREN'T THEY, LIKE,
RELATED SOMEHOW?
782
00:32:37,467 --> 00:32:39,600
- WELCOME TO SOUTH CAROLINA.
783
00:33:00,066 --> 00:33:01,600
- I DON'T KNOW
IF I BELIEVE IN FATE,
784
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:03,533
BUT I FEEL LIKE
I DODGED A BULLET
785
00:33:03,533 --> 00:33:06,600
WITH THE KATHRYN
AND THOMAS SITUATION.
786
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:09,066
IT MIGHT BE AN IMPETUS
FOR CHANGE FOR ME.
787
00:33:09,066 --> 00:33:12,433
I'M DEFINITELY GONNA TRY
TO LEARN FROM THIS.
788
00:33:12,433 --> 00:33:13,800
- FORE.
789
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:16,066
- HEY, GUY.
HOW YOU DOING?
790
00:33:16,066 --> 00:33:18,633
- YOU EVER GONNA COME OUT
AND ACTUALLY PLAY ME?
791
00:33:18,633 --> 00:33:19,667
- I ACTUALLY GOT
YOUR CLUBS HERE.
792
00:33:19,667 --> 00:33:20,767
- NICE.
793
00:33:20,767 --> 00:33:21,867
- HERE, I BROUGHT
A BALL FOR YOU.
794
00:33:21,867 --> 00:33:23,567
- SWEET.
- BE CAREFUL, MAN.
795
00:33:23,567 --> 00:33:36,567
THIS LAWN IS WELL-MANICURED.
796
00:33:36,567 --> 00:33:38,767
- OH, DUDE, THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO.
797
00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:40,233
- CRAIG AND I ARE GOOD NOW.
798
00:33:40,233 --> 00:33:42,967
I REALLY DON'T WANT TO BRING UP
THE KATHRYN SITUATION AGAIN
799
00:33:42,967 --> 00:33:45,467
BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE
TO OPEN UP OLD WOUNDS.
800
00:33:45,467 --> 00:33:46,800
IT'S JUST POINTLESS.
801
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:48,300
- WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
802
00:33:48,300 --> 00:33:49,533
- TRYING TO FIND MJ,
803
00:33:49,533 --> 00:33:51,800
TRYING TO SEE
IF SHE'LL ANSWER MY TEXTS.
804
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,367
- MYSTERY WOMAN.
805
00:33:53,367 --> 00:33:56,266
SEE, I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE ACTUALLY LIKE,
806
00:33:56,266 --> 00:33:58,800
KIND OF SERIOUS ABOUT MJ.
807
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,033
- SHE'S A TOTAL CATCH
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED.
808
00:34:01,033 --> 00:34:02,934
- YOU KNOW SHE HAS, LIKE,
809
00:34:02,934 --> 00:34:07,200
A LONG-TERM BOYFRIEND
BACK IN OHIO.
810
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,834
- HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT
THEY'RE STILL SEEING EACH OTHER?
811
00:34:09,834 --> 00:34:11,934
- I MEAN, [indistinct] AND I
WENT TO LUNCH YESTERDAY.
812
00:34:11,934 --> 00:34:13,533
I WAS THERE.
WE BOTH SAW HIM.
813
00:34:13,533 --> 00:34:14,667
AND THEN WE WERE LIKE,
"OH, THAT'S MJ."
814
00:34:14,667 --> 00:34:17,734
AND THEN YOU COULD TELL
THEY WERE, YOU KNOW,
815
00:34:17,734 --> 00:34:19,200
THEY WERE ALL TOGETHER.
816
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:20,633
AND I THINK--
817
00:34:20,633 --> 00:34:22,600
- HOW DID SHE THINK SHE COULD
GET AWAY WITH ALL THIS [bleep]?
818
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,266
- WHAT IS IT ABOUT THIS ONE
819
00:34:24,266 --> 00:34:26,767
THAT GRABS YOU
MORE THAN MOST GIRLS?
820
00:34:26,767 --> 00:34:28,533
- I LIKE HER.
821
00:34:28,533 --> 00:34:32,100
- NOT GONNA LIE,
REVENGE IS A VERY UGLY THING,
822
00:34:32,100 --> 00:34:34,767
BUT I DEFINITELY FEEL IT
RIGHT NOW.
823
00:34:34,767 --> 00:34:36,500
IT'S A DOUBLE-EDGED SWORD.
824
00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:39,633
I MEAN, HE'S GONNA COMPLAIN
ABOUT MJ NOT TEXTING HIM BACK,
825
00:34:39,633 --> 00:34:40,734
AND THEN HE'S GONNA GO HOOK UP
826
00:34:40,734 --> 00:34:43,033
WITH KATHRYN
BEHIND MY BACK, SO...
827
00:34:43,033 --> 00:34:45,233
- MAYBE THIS IS GOOD FOR ME,
A LITTLE KICK IN THE PANTS.
828
00:34:45,233 --> 00:34:47,533
- YEAH, IT'S AN EGO CHECK.
829
00:34:47,533 --> 00:34:48,533
IT'S KIND OF FUNNY.
830
00:34:48,533 --> 00:34:50,233
IT'S NOT FUNNY.
[laughs]
831
00:34:50,233 --> 00:34:51,667
IT IS FUNNY.
832
00:34:51,667 --> 00:34:53,600
- IT'S NOT FUNNY TO ME.
833
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:54,834
- SHEP'S AN IDIOT.
834
00:34:54,834 --> 00:34:57,166
I MEAN, ONE PART OF ME
IS SAYING, "SCREW IT."
835
00:34:57,166 --> 00:34:59,000
LIKE, "IT'S FUN
TO GET SHEP BACK.
836
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,133
HE STABBED ME IN THE BACK."
837
00:35:00,133 --> 00:35:01,467
BUT THE OTHER
PART OF ME IS LIKE,
838
00:35:01,467 --> 00:35:03,166
"DON'T STOOP DOWN
TO SHEP'S LEVEL."
839
00:35:03,166 --> 00:35:06,367
BUT YOU KNOW, HE'S 33 AND HE'S
STILL BACKSTABBING HIS FRIENDS,
840
00:35:06,367 --> 00:35:09,133
SO HE KIND OF
HAD IT COMING TO HIM.
841
00:35:09,133 --> 00:35:11,333
- [bleep], WHY DID THIS
HAVE TO HAPPEN?
842
00:35:11,333 --> 00:35:14,834
- IN YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW,
DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT, LIKE,
843
00:35:14,834 --> 00:35:18,333
LINGERING HOPE, OR DO YOU
WANT IT TO NOT BE TRUE?
844
00:35:18,333 --> 00:35:21,333
- SHE'S TURNING ME
INTO THE DAMN GIRL.
845
00:35:21,333 --> 00:35:23,200
- IT'S A PRINCIPLE THING,
YOU KNOW?
846
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:24,967
- YEAH.
847
00:35:24,967 --> 00:35:26,400
- NO, BUT SERIOUSLY, MAN.
848
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:27,533
- I MEAN, WHAT IS THIS GUY?
849
00:35:27,533 --> 00:35:29,800
IF HE'S LIKE
A PRO ATHLETE, FINE.
850
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,333
HE GOT ME.
YOU GOT ME.
851
00:35:31,333 --> 00:35:33,133
- HE'S JUST A GUY FROM OHIO.
852
00:35:33,133 --> 00:35:37,133
- YEAH, IF HE'S WORKING
THE CORN FIELDS UP IN OHIO,
853
00:35:37,133 --> 00:35:39,700
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
854
00:35:39,700 --> 00:35:41,233
- SORRY, SHEP.
855
00:35:41,233 --> 00:35:44,200
ALL YOUR CHARM
AND YOUR EDUCATION
856
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:45,600
AND YOUR FAMILY'S NAME,
857
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:47,500
YOU STILL GOT BEAT
BY A GUY FROM OHIO.
858
00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:50,367
I MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SURPRISED
THAT MJ'S ACTUALLY GONNA FALL
859
00:35:50,367 --> 00:35:52,700
FOR A GUY WITH A JOB
AND AMBITION
860
00:35:52,700 --> 00:35:54,200
AND AN ACTUAL FUTURE
861
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,200
OVER SOMEONE
WHO REALLY DOESN'T LOOK LIKE
862
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:59,767
HE'S GOING ANYWHERE SOON.
863
00:35:59,767 --> 00:36:02,000
- I'M DONE PUTTING THOUGHT
INTO THIS.
864
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,600
I'M GONNA CUT THE HEAD
OFF THE SNAKE.
865
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:05,633
I'M PISSED.
866
00:36:20,667 --> 00:36:22,467
- SO DID YOU TALK TO YOUR MOM?
867
00:36:22,467 --> 00:36:23,867
- I TALKED TO MY GRANDMOTHER.
868
00:36:23,867 --> 00:36:25,233
- YOU TALKED TO HER ABOUT IT?
869
00:36:25,233 --> 00:36:26,233
- MM-HMM.
870
00:36:26,233 --> 00:36:28,533
- WHAT'D SHE SAY?
871
00:36:28,533 --> 00:36:32,767
- SHE GOT MARRIED WHEN SHE
WAS 21 TO A POLITICIAN, SO...
872
00:36:32,767 --> 00:36:34,200
- HOW MUCH OLDER WAS HE?
873
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,233
- HE WAS I THINK
TEN YEARS OLDER.
874
00:36:36,233 --> 00:36:37,533
- UH-HUH.
875
00:36:37,533 --> 00:36:39,934
- YEAH.
876
00:36:47,066 --> 00:36:50,033
- KATHRYN DENNIS,
PLEASE GIVE US A URINE SAMPLE
877
00:36:50,033 --> 00:36:51,834
AND WAIT FOR THE DOCTOR
TO SEE YOU.
878
00:36:58,233 --> 00:37:00,133
- NERVOUS?
879
00:37:00,133 --> 00:37:03,967
- I'M PAST BEING NERVOUS.
880
00:37:03,967 --> 00:37:06,100
[sighs]
881
00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:08,700
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
TO THINK RIGHT NOW.
882
00:37:08,700 --> 00:37:10,400
- I DON'T EITHER.
883
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:14,066
- I'M WORRIED--
WORRIED FOR YOU AND FOR ME.
884
00:37:14,066 --> 00:37:17,467
- WHY, WHAT'S IT
GONNA MEAN FOR YOU?
885
00:37:17,467 --> 00:37:18,900
- MORE SCANDAL.
886
00:37:18,900 --> 00:37:20,734
THERE'S ALWAYS SCANDAL.
887
00:37:20,734 --> 00:37:22,867
- WHAT DO YOU WANT,
LIKE, IN LIFE?
888
00:37:22,867 --> 00:37:25,934
DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED,
AND DO YOU WANT A FAMILY?
889
00:37:25,934 --> 00:37:27,934
- YEAH.
- THIS IS, LIKE, WHAT YOU WANT?
890
00:37:27,934 --> 00:37:29,834
- YEAH.
891
00:37:29,834 --> 00:37:33,033
- 'CAUSE, LIKE, I WANT THE,
LIKE, FAIRY TALE:
892
00:37:33,033 --> 00:37:35,600
THE WHITE PICKET FENCE
AND THE CUTE FAMILY
893
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,367
AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF.
894
00:37:38,367 --> 00:37:42,233
SO IF THIS HAPPENS, I JUST WANT
TO, LIKE, EMBRACE IT.
895
00:37:42,233 --> 00:37:46,033
AND IF IT DOESN'T,
I STILL FEEL LIKE
896
00:37:46,033 --> 00:37:49,934
I WOULD HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU.
897
00:37:49,934 --> 00:37:52,734
- I JUST WANT TO KNOW.
898
00:37:52,734 --> 00:37:54,367
YAY OR NAY?
899
00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:58,300
- HEY, GUYS.
- HEY.
900
00:37:58,300 --> 00:37:59,533
- HEY, I'M BRIAN SHORTFORD.
901
00:37:59,533 --> 00:38:00,467
NICE TO MEET YOU.
WHAT'S UP?
902
00:38:00,467 --> 00:38:01,667
WHAT'S GOING ON?
903
00:38:01,667 --> 00:38:03,266
- I'VE BEEN FEELING
A LITTLE ODD LATELY.
904
00:38:03,266 --> 00:38:05,800
LIKE, MY STOMACH, I'M HAVING
ABDOMINAL PAIN DOWN HERE.
905
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:06,934
- OKAY.
906
00:38:06,934 --> 00:38:08,500
WHEN WAS YOUR LAST PERIOD?
907
00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:10,900
- UM, THE FIRST WEEK OF MAY.
908
00:38:10,900 --> 00:38:12,133
- FIRST WEEK OF MAY.
909
00:38:12,133 --> 00:38:13,633
SO YOU MAY BE
A LITTLE LATE THEN.
910
00:38:13,633 --> 00:38:14,667
- YEAH.
911
00:38:14,667 --> 00:38:15,734
- DO YOU SOMETIMES HAVE
A LATE PERIOD,
912
00:38:15,734 --> 00:38:16,734
OR IS THAT UNCOMMON FOR YOU?
913
00:38:16,734 --> 00:38:17,934
- THAT'S UNCOMMON.
914
00:38:17,934 --> 00:38:19,533
- THAT'S UNCOMMON FOR YOU.
PRETTY REGULAR.
915
00:38:19,533 --> 00:38:20,867
SO THE FIRST THING YOU DO
WHEN YOUR PERIOD IS LATE
916
00:38:20,867 --> 00:38:25,767
IS TO AT LEAST MAKE SURE
YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT.
917
00:38:25,767 --> 00:38:27,934
RIGHT NOW,
YOU'RE TESTING NEGATIVE, OKAY?
918
00:38:27,934 --> 00:38:31,667
SO YOU'RE ACTUALLY
NOT PREGNANT RIGHT NOW.
919
00:38:31,667 --> 00:38:33,100
- [sighs]
920
00:38:33,100 --> 00:38:36,400
THAT'S THE FIRST DEEP BREATH
I'VE TAKEN ALL DAY.
921
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:37,667
GIVE ME A BIG HUG.
922
00:38:37,667 --> 00:38:39,333
- WHY, YOU'RE RELIEVED?
923
00:38:39,333 --> 00:38:41,500
- I HAVE BEEN THROUGH A LOT WITH
YOU.
924
00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:43,600
- YEAH, IN A VERY SHORT PERIOD
OF TIME.
925
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:45,266
- MM.
926
00:38:45,266 --> 00:38:47,367
I NEED A FULL MARGARITA.
- YEAH.
927
00:38:47,367 --> 00:38:48,900
- I WANT A PREZ MARGAR--
- CAN I HAVE ONE?
928
00:38:48,900 --> 00:38:50,967
- HELL YEAH.
- [laughs]
929
00:38:50,967 --> 00:38:52,467
OH, MY GOD.
930
00:38:52,467 --> 00:38:54,667
- LET'S DO IT.
- WOW.
931
00:38:54,667 --> 00:38:56,700
OH.
932
00:38:58,467 --> 00:38:59,867
YOU'RE RIDICULOUS.
933
00:38:59,867 --> 00:39:02,033
- I GOT MY BOUNCE
BACK IN MY STEP.
934
00:39:02,033 --> 00:39:03,166
- COMING UP...
935
00:39:03,166 --> 00:39:04,667
- I DON'T KNOW
WHERE THIS IS GOING.
936
00:39:04,667 --> 00:39:05,734
I SHOULD BE.
937
00:39:05,734 --> 00:39:07,367
YOU KNOW, I'M 29 YEARS
OLDER THAN YOU.
938
00:39:07,367 --> 00:39:08,767
- I KNOW WHAT I WANT.
939
00:39:21,467 --> 00:39:22,934
- I'M FINALLY GONNA
BE ABLE TO GET BACK
940
00:39:22,934 --> 00:39:25,600
TO JUST BREATHING NORMALLY.
941
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,300
- I'M STARVING.
942
00:39:27,300 --> 00:39:29,834
- THIS WOULD BE
A COOL PLACE TO GO.
943
00:39:31,667 --> 00:39:34,567
I'LL GET THAT.
944
00:39:34,567 --> 00:39:35,967
- THANK YOU.
945
00:39:35,967 --> 00:39:37,500
- WHAT CAN WE START WITH?
946
00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:39,367
- I WANT A MARGARITA.
- YEAH, I DO TOO.
947
00:39:39,367 --> 00:39:40,533
- ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT IT.
948
00:39:40,533 --> 00:39:41,800
- AND I WANT A LITTLE SIDE
OF GRAND MA.
949
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,133
- OKAY, SURE.
950
00:39:43,133 --> 00:39:45,066
- I FEEL LIKE A NEW MAN.
I NEED TO CELEBRATE.
951
00:39:45,066 --> 00:39:47,333
IT'S KIND OF LIKE HAVING A CIGAR
WHEN YOUR BABY'S BORN.
952
00:39:47,333 --> 00:39:49,767
THIS IS, UH, CELEBRATORY
953
00:39:49,767 --> 00:39:53,033
NOT BEING PREGNANT MOMENT
FOR ME.
954
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:59,033
SO I REALLY HAVE BEEN GETTING
TO KNOW YOU BETTER.
955
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,900
I WOULD HAVE FELT MORE
COMFORTABLE IN THAT ROOM.
956
00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:04,133
- SO WOULD I.
957
00:40:04,133 --> 00:40:05,433
- BUT I DIDN'T REALLY
KNOW YOU THAT WELL.
958
00:40:05,433 --> 00:40:06,700
BUT, YOU KNOW,
HAVING GONE THROUGH THIS,
959
00:40:06,700 --> 00:40:09,834
I FEEL LIKE IT'S
DRAWN US CLOSER.
960
00:40:09,834 --> 00:40:12,300
AND YOU'VE GOT
A CERTAIN VULNERABILITY.
961
00:40:12,300 --> 00:40:14,900
YOU DRAW ME IN
A LITTLE BIT WITH THAT.
962
00:40:14,900 --> 00:40:17,033
- I'M JUST BEING MYSELF,
AND I'M JUST BEING HONEST.
963
00:40:17,033 --> 00:40:18,867
THAT'S WHO I AM.
964
00:40:18,867 --> 00:40:21,834
- I WANT A WOMAN
WHO ACTUALLY NEEDS A MAN
965
00:40:21,834 --> 00:40:23,166
TO BE STRONG FOR HER.
966
00:40:23,166 --> 00:40:25,033
- YES, THAT IS EXACTLY
WHAT I NEED.
967
00:40:25,033 --> 00:40:26,300
- I'M GONNA TELL YOU RIGHT NOW,
968
00:40:26,300 --> 00:40:30,100
I'M NOT GONNA LET ANYTHING
HAPPEN TO YOU.
969
00:40:30,100 --> 00:40:32,867
I DON'T KNOW
WHERE THIS IS GOING.
970
00:40:32,867 --> 00:40:34,266
I'M 50.
971
00:40:34,266 --> 00:40:36,967
YOU KNOW,
I'M 29 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU.
972
00:40:36,967 --> 00:40:40,533
BUT I GET THIS STRONG SENSATION
THAT YOU'RE AN OLD SOUL.
973
00:40:40,533 --> 00:40:42,000
- YES, I HAVE A VERY OLD SOUL.
974
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,533
I WAS TALKING TO MY GRANDMOTHER
ABOUT THIS.
975
00:40:43,533 --> 00:40:45,100
- HOW WOULD THEY
LOOK AT ME, THOUGH,
976
00:40:45,100 --> 00:40:46,233
WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH?
977
00:40:46,233 --> 00:40:47,567
- THEY KNOW YOU.
978
00:40:47,567 --> 00:40:49,533
- THEY KNOW EVERYTHING?
979
00:40:49,533 --> 00:40:50,667
- YEAH.
980
00:40:50,667 --> 00:40:51,800
THEY DON'T EVEN CARE.
981
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:53,367
THEY DON'T JUDGE YOU ON THAT.
982
00:40:53,367 --> 00:40:55,166
- I MEAN, I GOT TO BE
QUITE FRANK WITH YOU, BUT--
983
00:40:55,166 --> 00:40:56,600
- GO AHEAD.
984
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:59,533
- I NEVER REALLY EVEN GAVE YOU
A CHANCE AND, UM,
985
00:40:59,533 --> 00:41:03,567
THEN YOU SHOWED MORE POISE,
MORE CONFIDENCE
986
00:41:03,567 --> 00:41:07,333
THROUGH THIS WHOLE PROCESS
THAN I DID.
987
00:41:07,333 --> 00:41:09,934
AND I STARTED
TAKING ANOTHER LOOK AT YOU.
988
00:41:09,934 --> 00:41:12,033
AND WE CONNECT, YOU KNOW?
989
00:41:12,033 --> 00:41:13,934
- I HAVE AN ODD CONNECTION.
- AM I GETTING TOO DEEP?
990
00:41:13,934 --> 00:41:15,333
- NO, STAY DEEP.
991
00:41:15,333 --> 00:41:16,734
- ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE DEEP.
992
00:41:16,734 --> 00:41:18,033
- I WANT--I WANT DEEP.
993
00:41:18,033 --> 00:41:22,066
I WANT REAL.
I WANT THE TRUE THOMAS.
994
00:41:22,066 --> 00:41:24,567
NOW I KNOW WHAT I WANT.
995
00:41:24,567 --> 00:41:27,734
AND I'M NOT GONNA SIT BACK
AND BE SCARED OF IT ANYMORE.
996
00:41:27,734 --> 00:41:29,633
- DON'T BE.
997
00:41:29,633 --> 00:41:30,967
I GOT TO HAND IT TO WILL FAULKS.
998
00:41:30,967 --> 00:41:32,667
HE WAS THE ONE
WHO SENT ME WITH KATHRYN.
999
00:41:32,667 --> 00:41:35,000
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL,
SMART, MAGNIFICENT.
1000
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:38,867
I SEE HER AS SOMEONE
WHO WOULD BE AN ASSET TO ME.
1001
00:41:40,266 --> 00:41:43,934
YOU KNOW, WE'RE HAVING
A CAROLINA DAY EVENT.
1002
00:41:43,934 --> 00:41:48,400
I WOULD LIKE FOR YOU
TO GO WITH ME AS MY GIRLFRIEND.
1003
00:41:53,734 --> 00:41:55,633
- I THINK YOU OUGHT
TO STAY WITH ME TONIGHT,
1004
00:41:55,633 --> 00:41:58,800
AND I'LL BE A GENTLEMAN.
1005
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:03,200
AND I'LL, UM, I'LL COOK YOU
BREAKFAST TOMORROW.
1006
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:04,400
- I'LL COOK BREAKFAST.
1007
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:06,100
- ALL RIGHT,
LET'S GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE.
1008
00:42:06,100 --> 00:42:07,567
- SOUNDS GOOD.
- ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT YOUR STUFF?
1009
00:42:07,567 --> 00:42:08,567
- I ENJOYED IT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
1010
00:42:08,567 --> 00:42:09,767
- THAT WAS GOOD.
1011
00:42:09,767 --> 00:42:11,500
YOU GONNA HELP ME COOK BREAKFAST
IN THE MORNING?
1012
00:42:11,500 --> 00:42:13,066
- OF COURSE, I'M COOKING IT.
I'M NOT HELPING.
1013
00:42:13,066 --> 00:42:14,567
I'M COOKING IT MYSELF.
1014
00:42:14,567 --> 00:42:15,633
THANK YOU.
1015
00:42:15,633 --> 00:42:19,266
- I WON'T EVEN SUPERVISE.
1016
00:42:19,266 --> 00:42:21,100
- NEXT TIME ON
SOUTHERN CHARM...
1017
00:42:21,100 --> 00:42:22,800
- WHAT IS GOING ON?
1018
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:25,300
HOW OLD IS SHE?
- SHE'LL BE 22 IN AUGUST.
1019
00:42:25,300 --> 00:42:27,433
- OH.
SHE'S [bleep] 21.
1020
00:42:27,433 --> 00:42:30,166
YOU NEED TO CUT IT OFF.
- UH-HUH.
1021
00:42:30,166 --> 00:42:32,233
- I DON'T WANT TO MAKE
A BIG DEAL, BUT, UH,
1022
00:42:32,233 --> 00:42:35,333
CRAIG SAID THAT THEY SAW YOU
WITH YOUR EX OUT ON THE TOWN.
1023
00:42:35,333 --> 00:42:38,266
- I'M ALLOWED TO HANG OUT
WITH WHOEVER I WANT.
1024
00:42:38,266 --> 00:42:39,567
- I MET WITH WHITNEY.
1025
00:42:39,567 --> 00:42:41,500
HE WAS CLEARLY TRYING
TO POO-POO OUR RELATIONSHIP.
1026
00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:42,500
- OF COURSE.
1027
00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:43,633
- DID YOU KISS HIM?
1028
00:42:43,633 --> 00:42:44,700
- FOR A MOMENT.
1029
00:42:44,700 --> 00:42:46,500
- THAT SON OF A BITCH.
1030
00:42:46,500 --> 00:42:48,166
- HEY!
1031
00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:49,867
WELCOME TO CAROLINA DAY.
1032
00:42:49,867 --> 00:42:51,233
HERE, HERE.
1033
00:42:51,233 --> 00:42:54,200
- THANKS FOR HAVING US, J.D.
1034
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:56,500
SHE TOLD ME YOU WERE TRYING
TO HOOK UP WITH HER YOURSELF.
1035
00:42:56,500 --> 00:42:57,734
- I DID NOT BANG YOUR FRIEND.
1036
00:42:57,734 --> 00:42:59,000
- GET AWAY FROM ME
1037
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:04,633
BEFORE I BITCH SLAP YOU
RIGHT NOW.
74062
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