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- CHARLESTON'S SPECIAL.
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WE HAVE OUR WAYS HERE IN TERMS
OF BEING GENTILE IN OUR CUSTOMS.
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- THERE'S A SMALL RULING,
ENTRENCHED MINORITY
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OF VERY ESTABLISHED OLD FAMILIES
IN CHARLESTON.
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- CHARLESTON AND I HAVE HAD
A LONG RELATIONSHIP.
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- IT'S A PLAYGROUND FOR MEN
THAT NEVER WANT TO GROW UP.
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- I'VE BEEN DRINKIN' CHAMPAGNE.
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- TO GENTS.
- TO GENTS!
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- A SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN
SHOULD NOT CURSE...
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- I'LL MAKE THE [bleep] MOVE
ON YOUR [bleep] LADY,
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SO [bleep] YOU.
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- SHOULD KNOW
HOW TO DRESS PROPERLY.
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- TUXEDO SPEEDO!
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- WHOO!
- [laughs]
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- A SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN
SHOULD BE CHIVALROUS.
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- I LIKE THIS DRESS SO MUCH.
JUST TAKE IT OFF.
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- BUT I DON'T ALWAYS SEE THAT
FROM THE MEN IN CHARLESTON.
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- [laughs]
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- THE TYPICAL CHARLESTON GUY
HAS P.P.S. TO THE TENTH DEGREE,
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WHICH IS PETER PAN SYNDROME.
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- BOYS, OPEN!
LET'S DO IT!
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[men whooping]
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- ARE YOU CHECKING HER OUT?
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- LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!
- [cheers]
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- [laughs]
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- YOU'RE A SLUT.
- LIKE A MAN WHORE?
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- OH, YEAH.
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- I'M JUST GONNA PICK YOU UP.
- WHOO!
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- THIS IS, LIKE, NORMAL TO HER.
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- YOU HOOKED UP WITH HER
LAST NIGHT.
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- SO WHAT?
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- I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE HAVING
SEX WITH EACH OTHER.
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- I DON'T KNOW IF I AM OKAY
WITH THAT.
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- I HAVE THIS DESIRE TO GO
HOOK UP WITH M.J., THOUGH.
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THEY SAW YOU.
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- I'M ALLOWED TO HANG OUT
WITH WHOEVER I WANT.
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- EVERYTHING'S COOL
AND ALL THAT?
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- ARE YOU ASKING ME THAT?
YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
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- I WILL BITCH SLAP YOU
IN A SECOND.
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- ARE YOU TOUGH?
- I'M TOUGH.
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- YOU JUST LOOK
A LITTLE FRAGILE TO ME.
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- SLEEPING WITH THREE PEOPLE
AT THIS TABLE ISN'T CLASS.
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- OH, REALLY?
THREE PEOPLE?
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NAME THEM.
- I DON'T NEED TO.
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- THAT'S NOT HOW WE ACT LIKE
DOWN HERE.
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- SHE'S PREGNANT.
- OH, GOD.
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I THINK I MAY NEED
SOMETHING STRONGER
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THAN THE TEA HERE, WHITNEY.
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- YOU SHOULD HAVE
A PATERNITY TEST.
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[dramatic music]
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♪♪ ♪♪
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- WHOO!
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[Star-Spangled Banner playing
on electric guitar]
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- HERE IN CHARLESTON,
THEY'LL ALWAYS SAY,
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"OH, BLESS YOUR HEART,"
"NO PROBLEM."
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THEN THEY'LL JUST STAB YOU
IN YOUR BACK.
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♪♪ ♪♪
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[cheers and applause]
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[upbeat pop music]
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- ♪♪ MM-HMM ♪♪
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♪♪ HE'S GOT MONEY ♪♪
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♪♪ HE'S IN MAGAZINES ♪♪
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♪♪ HE'S GOT MORE HONEYS ♪♪
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♪♪ THAN ANY HONEYBEE ♪♪
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♪♪ BA, BA-DOO ♪♪
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♪♪ BA-BA, DEE-EE-EE ♪♪
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♪♪ IT'S EASY ♪♪
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♪♪ AS THE BIRDS AND THE BEES
AND THE ONE TWO THREES ♪♪
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♪♪ BA, BA-DOO ♪♪
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[upbeat fiddle music]
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♪♪ ♪♪
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- I'M THOMAS RAVENEL,
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AND I'M FROM CHARLESTON,
SOUTH CAROLINA.
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MY FAMILY CAME HERE
IN THE 1680s,
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AND WE'VE BEEN A PRESENCE HERE
EVER SINCE.
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I LIVE IN THE SOUTH OF BROAD
SECTION OF CHARLESTON.
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IT'S PROBABLY ONE OF
THE WEALTHIEST NEIGHBORHOODS
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PER CAPITA IN THE COUNTRY.
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HERE'S TO CAROLINA DAY.
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- TOM'S GREAT
AT HITTING ON GIRLS.
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"HEY! HOW ARE YOU?"
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"YOU LEAVING ME?
DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
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I'M THOMAS RAVENEL."
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- THOMAS HAS GOT THE ENERGY
AND THE STAMINA
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TO RUN THROUGHOUT
THE WHOLE STATE,
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I HAVE NO DOUBT.
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- THOMAS RAVENEL,
LIBERTARIAN:
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FISCALLY CONSERVATIVE
BUT ALSO VERY SOCIALLY LIBERAL,
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AND THE STATE TREASURER
OF SOUTH CAROLINA
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WHO WAS IN CHARGE
OF SOME $200 BILLION,
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AND THEN SCREWED UP.
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- 2007, I WAS INDICTED
FOR CONSPIRACY
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TO DISTRIBUTE DRUGS--
UNDER 100 GRAMS OF COCAINE.
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I SERVED SIX MONTHS
IN A FEDERAL PRISON,
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AND AS A PART
OF THE PLEA AGREEMENT,
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I HAD TO RESIGN FROM OFFICE.
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KNOW WHERE THE FIRST TIME
I PLAYED THIS GAME WAS?
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- NO.
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- IN PRISON.
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- SHUT UP.
- SWEAR TO GOD.
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- BOCCE BALL?
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- THEY HAD A BOCCE COURT.
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THEY HAD BASKETBALL.
WE PLAYED FOOTBALL.
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I WAS ON THE SOFTBALL TEAM.
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I HAD MY OWN SOFTBALL TEAM.
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I PUT TOGETHER A TEAM.
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- OH, LOOK AT YOU.
- I HAD--YEAH.
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- EXERTING YOUR LEADERSHIP
IN PRISON.
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- YEAH, I DID.
- [laughs]
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- GOOD MORNING.
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JOINING ME THIS MORNING
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IS FORMER STATE TREASURER
THOMAS RAVENEL.
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HEY, THOMAS.
HOW YOU DOING?
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- GREAT.
IT'S GOOD TO BE HERE, TARA.
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- WELL, OF COURSE, YOU KNOW,
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I GOT TO ASK YOU
THE OBVIOUS QUESTION.
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COULD THOMAS RAVENEL COME BACK?
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JOHN FROM MOUNT PLEASANT.
WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
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- TO BE HONEST, THOMAS,
YOU SCREWED UP,
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AND NOW YOU HAVE TO PAY
THE PIPER.
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- I DID MY TIME.
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AND THERE WILL BE
A POLITICAL FUTURE.
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I'M NOT DONE YET.
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THERE WILL BE NAYSAYERS,
BUT, YOU KNOW,
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LIKE ADMIRAL FARRAGUT SAID,
"DAMN THE TORPEDOES.
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FULL SPEED AHEAD."
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- THIS IS YOUR THURSDAY
SURF REPORT,
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AND WHAT A DAY IT IS!
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- MY NAME IS SHEPARD ROSE,
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AND I'M FROM HILTON HEAD ISLAND,
SOUTH CAROLINA.
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I COME FROM
AN OLD SOUTH CAROLINA FAMILY.
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THEY'RE CALLED
THE BOYKIN FAMILY.
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IN THE 1700s,
MY FAMILY FOUNDED
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THE TOWN
OF BOYKIN, SOUTH CAROLINA,
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SO THEY'VE BEEN AROUND SINCE
THE BEGINNING OF THE COUNTRY.
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PULL!
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YEEHAW!
JESTER'S DEAD!
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THE STATE DOG OF SOUTH CAROLINA
IS NAMED AFTER MY FAMILY:
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THE BOYKIN SPANIEL.
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SPANIELS, IN GENERAL,
ARE ANNOYING, HYPER,
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AND DON'T LISTEN
TO ANYBODY, SO...
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I GUESS I'M SORT OF
LIKE THAT TOO.
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- SHEP'S FAMILY IS BASICALLY
SOUTHERN ROYALTY,
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BUT YOU COULDN'T TELL IT
LOOKING AT HIM.
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- I'M OKAY!
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I GOT MY BUSINESS DEGREE
AT VANDERBILT,
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AND I JUST DECIDED
THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO DO
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THE 9:00 TO 5:00 THING.
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LEISURE IS WHAT
I'M PASSIONATE ABOUT.
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EVERYBODY BRING THEIR WALLET?
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'CAUSE I--I'M NOT PLAYING
IF IT'S NOT FOR MONEY.
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- LET'S DO IT.
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- MY BROTHER'S MARRIED
AND MY SISTER HAS TWO KIDS,
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BUT I COULDN'T SETTLE DOWN
RIGHT NOW,
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BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING
TO SETTLE DOWN TO.
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- HEY, BUDDY.
- HOW ARE YOU?
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- I'M GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU?
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- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- IT'S SO HOT.
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- I KNOW.
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- MY NAME IS CAMERAN EUBANKS,
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AND I'M FROM ANDERSON,
SOUTH CAROLINA.
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MY FAMILY HAS ACTUALLY BEEN
IN SOUTH CAROLINA
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FOR ALMOST TEN GENERATIONS,
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BUT I AM NOT YOUR TYPICAL
SOUTHERN BELLE.
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I LIKE TO CONSIDER MYSELF
A MODERN SOUTHERN WOMAN.
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- WHAT'S BEEN HAPPENING?
- I WAS JUST STUDYING.
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- FOR THE REAL ESTATE EXAM?
- YEAH.
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- HOW'S IT GOING?
- IT'S GOING GOOD.
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IT'S A LOT OF INFORMATION.
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RIGHT NOW I'M IN THE MIDST OF
TRYING TO START MY NEW CAREER,
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WHICH IS A REAL ESTATE AGENT.
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I LOVE THIS PLACE.
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BUT THE THING
ABOUT CHARLESTON IS,
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THERE'S NOT A LOT
OF CAREER OPPORTUNITIES
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SELLING REAL ESTATE HERE.
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THANK YOU.
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IF IT DOESN'T HAPPEN,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
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I MIGHT BE [bleep] OUT OF LUCK.
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TELL ME ABOUT
YOUR BIG DAY YESTERDAY
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WITH THAT NEW GIRL M.J.
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HAVE YOU MADE OUT WITH HER YET?
- YES.
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- FRENCH?
- YEAH, THAT'S ABOUT IT, THOUGH.
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- DID YOU TOUCH HER BOOBS?
- NAH, HAVEN'T DONE THAT.
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- DOES SHE HAVE NICE BOOBS?
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- I HOPE SO.
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CAMERAN'S ONE OF THE RARE GIRLS
IN CHARLESTON
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THAT IS ACTUALLY ONE
OF THE GUYS,
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AND BECAUSE SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL,
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YOU COULD NEVER IMAGINE THAT
RIGHT OFF,
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BUT IT'S DEFINITELY TRUE.
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- SO HAVE YOU ASKED M.J. OVER
"TO WATCH A MOVIE" YET?
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- YES, YES, I HAVE.
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AND SHE DIDN'T COME.
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- SHE PROBABLY KNOWS WHAT
"WATCHING A MOVIE" ENTAILS.
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- IT ENTAILS WATCHING A MOVIE.
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- IF A GUY SAYS TO A GIRL,
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"DO YOU WANT TO COME OVER
AND WATCH A MOVIE?"
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- YEAH?
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- IT'S CODE FOR,
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"THERE AIN'T GONNA BE
ANY MOVIE-WATCHING."
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- I MEAN, YEAH, THERE'S GONNA BE
SOME SMOOCHING GOING ON,
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NO DOUBT.
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- I PREDICT IN TWO YEARS,
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YOU'LL BE MARRIED.
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- 35?
THAT'S TOO YOUNG.
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- NO, IT'S NOT.
- YEAH, IT IS.
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- LET'S REMEMBER THIS MOMENT...
- OKAY.
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- AND ME SAYING THIS.
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TWO YEARS FROM NOW...
- OKAY.
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- YOU WILL BE MARRIED.
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- YOU'RE, LIKE,
THE GUY WHISPERER OR SOMETHING?
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- PRETTY MUCH.
- THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON?
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- I'VE BEEN SENT FROM THE
HEAVENS TO HELP ALL YOU TURDS.
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- [laughs]
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- IN CHARLESTON,
I DON'T THINK A LOT OF MEN
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NATURALLY WANT TO GET MARRIED.
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BUT I THINK I COULD GROOM SHEP
INTO A VERY ELIGIBLE BACHELOR
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IF HE WOULD LET ME.
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- EVERYBODY I KNOW THAT'S OLDER
AND NOT MARRIED
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ALWAYS HAS A HUGE-ASS GRIN
ON THEIR FACE.
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[laughter]
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- DO YOU WANT TO END UP
LIKE THAT?
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BEING 50 SLEEPING
WITH 25-YEAR-OLDS?
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IT DON'T SOUND THAT BAD, THOUGH.
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- YOU JUST DESCRIBED HEAVEN.
LIKE...
226
00:08:21,934 --> 00:08:23,133
- EVERY MAN'S DREAM.
227
00:08:23,133 --> 00:08:25,133
CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
- YES.
228
00:08:25,133 --> 00:08:26,633
- ARE YOU MARRIED?
- YES.
229
00:08:26,633 --> 00:08:28,567
- HAPPILY?
- YES.
230
00:08:28,567 --> 00:08:31,200
- WOULD YOU EVER WANT
TO BE SINGLE?
231
00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:32,367
- YES.
232
00:08:32,367 --> 00:08:35,367
- [laughs]
233
00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:38,133
GET RULED.
234
00:08:38,133 --> 00:08:39,700
- I'LL SHUT--
I'LL SHUT MY MOUTH NOW.
235
00:08:39,700 --> 00:08:42,400
- SAYS THE MAN
IN ORTHOPEDIC SHOES.
236
00:08:48,900 --> 00:08:50,900
- MY NAME IS
WHITNEY SUDLER-SMITH,
237
00:08:50,900 --> 00:08:52,400
AND I LIVE IN CHARLESTON.
238
00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:55,734
MY FAMILY HISTORY TRACES BACK
TO VIRGINIA IN 1640.
239
00:08:55,734 --> 00:08:59,834
SO MY ANCESTORS ARE
FOUNDING FATHERS OF AMERICA.
240
00:09:00,834 --> 00:09:02,000
I'VE LIVED ALL OVER THE WORLD.
241
00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,300
I'M AN ARTIST.
242
00:09:03,300 --> 00:09:05,834
- I DIRECTED A FILM
CALLED ULTRASUEDE.
243
00:09:05,834 --> 00:09:08,600
IT GOT MILDLY MIXED REVIEWS.
244
00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:10,033
DIDN'T GET IT?
WELL, [bleep] 'EM.
245
00:09:10,033 --> 00:09:11,633
[playing symphonic melody
on electric guitar]
246
00:09:11,633 --> 00:09:13,233
DECIDED TO TAKE A BREAK
FROM ALL THE MADNESS.
247
00:09:13,233 --> 00:09:15,066
COME TO CHARLESTON.
CLEAR MY HEAD.
248
00:09:15,066 --> 00:09:16,567
MAYBE OPEN A RESTAURANT.
249
00:09:16,567 --> 00:09:18,767
[high-pitched note reverberates]
250
00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:21,066
- MY HEAD IS VIBRATING.
251
00:09:21,066 --> 00:09:23,900
- AND, YES,
I LIVE WITH MY MOTHER.
252
00:09:23,900 --> 00:09:28,967
- I COULD FEEL IT IN MY TEETH
ALL THE WAY DOWN IN MY ROOM.
253
00:09:28,967 --> 00:09:30,367
JESUS CHRIST, IT'S SO LOUD.
254
00:09:30,367 --> 00:09:31,867
- IT'S ROCK 'N' ROLL, MOM.
255
00:09:31,867 --> 00:09:33,133
- WHEW!
- [laughs]
256
00:09:33,133 --> 00:09:34,767
- WHAT IS THIS?
257
00:09:34,767 --> 00:09:37,166
- WHAT IS THAT?
WHAT IS ALL THIS?
258
00:09:37,166 --> 00:09:38,700
- IT'S SOME CHICK'S CLOTHES.
259
00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:39,900
- WHAT IS THIS, A--
- WHAT'S THAT SAY?
260
00:09:39,900 --> 00:09:41,233
- [laughs]
261
00:09:41,233 --> 00:09:43,967
- "ANN TAYLOR."
WHERE IS THAT FROM?
262
00:09:43,967 --> 00:09:45,734
- ANN TAYLOR?
- [laughs]
263
00:09:45,734 --> 00:09:48,400
- WHY IS THIS HERE?
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.
264
00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:49,500
- YEAH.
265
00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:51,300
- MOM WAS A TRUE SOUTHERN BELLE.
266
00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:52,834
SHE'S ONE OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS.
267
00:09:52,834 --> 00:09:54,300
I LOVE HER TO DEATH.
268
00:09:54,300 --> 00:09:56,133
I THINK SHE'S THE CHICEST,
MOST GLAMOROUS WOMAN
269
00:09:56,133 --> 00:09:58,266
I'VE EVER KNOWN.
270
00:09:58,266 --> 00:09:59,300
BUT I'M A GROWN MAN.
271
00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:01,000
I CAN WHATEVER THE [bleep]
I WANT.
272
00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,633
- BUT TO LEAVE ALL THIS CRAP
IN SOMEBODY'S ROOM...
273
00:10:03,633 --> 00:10:04,767
- WHO CARES?
WHY DO YOU CARE?
274
00:10:04,767 --> 00:10:06,300
- WELL, I CARE.
- WHY?
275
00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:10,533
- BECAUSE IT'S MESSY
AND IT'S DISRESPECTFUL.
276
00:10:10,533 --> 00:10:12,133
MAYBE I SHOULD CHANGE
MY TACTICS
277
00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:14,500
AND, YOU KNOW, PRETEND
THAT I'M HAPPY
278
00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:17,800
HAVING THESE TRAIL OF WOMEN
GOING THROUGH THE HOUSE.
279
00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:21,667
UNDERWEAR, MAKEUP, SHOES...
280
00:10:21,667 --> 00:10:23,266
YOU KNOW, I USED TO GO
TO THE TROUBLE
281
00:10:23,266 --> 00:10:25,900
TO CHECK THEM OUT TO SEE
IF THEY WERE, YOU KNOW,
282
00:10:25,900 --> 00:10:27,367
DAUGHTER-IN-LAW MATERIAL:
283
00:10:27,367 --> 00:10:30,667
WELL-EDUCATED,
CHARMING, ATTRACTIVE.
284
00:10:30,667 --> 00:10:32,500
NOW I'VE REDUCED THE LIST
285
00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:35,367
TO JUST AS LONG
AS THEY WALK UPRIGHT,
286
00:10:35,367 --> 00:10:36,600
I'D BE HAPPY.
287
00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:37,700
[laughs]
288
00:10:37,700 --> 00:10:39,734
- I WAS THINKING,
289
00:10:39,734 --> 00:10:42,600
I NEED TO JUST GET, LIKE,
A STABBIN' CABIN IN TOWN.
290
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:43,800
- A STABBIN' CABIN?
291
00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:47,433
IS THAT, LIKE, GANGSTER TALK
OR SOMETHING?
292
00:10:47,433 --> 00:10:49,033
- YOU KNOW,
IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU-KNOW-WHAT.
293
00:10:49,033 --> 00:10:51,100
- [laughs]
- YEAH.
294
00:10:51,100 --> 00:10:52,900
I DON'T KNOW.
295
00:10:52,900 --> 00:10:55,300
HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU THINK
YOU'LL SPEND OVER THERE?
296
00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:56,600
- I DON'T KNOW.
297
00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,166
I'LL COME BACK AND FORTH,
ALWAYS SEE YOU.
298
00:10:58,166 --> 00:11:02,166
- I MEAN, IF HE WANTS TO LEAVE
HIS OLD MOTHER, HIS OLD--
299
00:11:02,166 --> 00:11:04,600
- I KNOW.
YOUR MOM AND EVERYTHING.
300
00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:07,200
- I DON'T HAVE MANY YEARS LEFT.
- I KNOW, MOTHER.
301
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,100
- AND YOU'LL MISS ME
WHEN I'M GONE.
302
00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:10,800
- I KNOW, MOM.
I KNOW.
303
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,166
- YOU HAVE A GREYHOUND.
304
00:11:12,166 --> 00:11:14,100
- BUT YOU COULD TAKE
YOUR AMPLIFIER.
305
00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:16,033
- I KNOW, MOTHER.
306
00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:18,600
[horse chuffs]
307
00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:27,133
[knocking on door]
308
00:11:27,133 --> 00:11:28,767
- MR. FOLKS.
- DUDE.
309
00:11:28,767 --> 00:11:30,166
- HOW YOU DOING?
- WHAT'S UP?
310
00:11:30,166 --> 00:11:32,667
- WILL FOLKS IS
MY POLITICAL CONSULTANT.
311
00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:35,500
AND WE SHARE
THE SAME LIBERTARIAN VIEWS,
312
00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:38,667
WHICH MEANS SOCIALLY LIBERAL
AND FISCALLY CONSERVATIVE,
313
00:11:38,667 --> 00:11:41,133
THAT THE GOVERNMENT
SHOULD BE LIMITED, SMALL,
314
00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:43,033
AND SHOULD STAY OUT OF BOTH
THE BEDROOMS
315
00:11:43,033 --> 00:11:44,600
AND THE BOARD ROOMS.
316
00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:48,734
- THE LAST TIME I WAS IN HERE,
THIS WAS A BACHELOR PAD
317
00:11:48,734 --> 00:11:50,433
WITH FUN TIMES TO BE HAD
BY ALL.
318
00:11:50,433 --> 00:11:51,533
YOU'VE MELLOWED.
319
00:11:51,533 --> 00:11:52,500
THAT DISAPPOINTS ME
A LITTLE BIT.
320
00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:53,800
- [laughs]
321
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,667
- I GOT TO ASK...
- MMKAY.
322
00:11:55,667 --> 00:11:57,567
- I MEAN, ARE YOU FOR REAL HERE?
323
00:11:57,567 --> 00:11:58,800
I MEAN, ARE WE RUNNING
FOR SOMETHING,
324
00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,000
OR ARE WE JUST HAVING
SOME FUN?
325
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,133
- BOTH.
326
00:12:01,133 --> 00:12:03,300
I THINK I CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE.
I REALLY DO.
327
00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:04,734
SO YEAH.
328
00:12:04,734 --> 00:12:08,133
I'D LIKE TO REDEEM MYSELF
IN THE EYES OF THE PUBLIC.
329
00:12:08,133 --> 00:12:09,633
BUT AS A CONVICTED FELON,
330
00:12:09,633 --> 00:12:11,834
I CAN ONLY RUN
FOR THREE POLITICAL OFFICES:
331
00:12:11,834 --> 00:12:13,633
THE U.S. HOUSE,
THE U.S. SENATE,
332
00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:17,433
OR PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES.
333
00:12:17,433 --> 00:12:18,734
- THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
334
00:12:18,734 --> 00:12:20,066
THAT PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE
FOCUSED ON IS,
335
00:12:20,066 --> 00:12:21,133
WHERE'S YOUR PERSONAL LIFE?
336
00:12:21,133 --> 00:12:22,467
- RIGHT.
337
00:12:22,467 --> 00:12:24,033
- ALL I KNOW IS, YOU GOT
AN ARMY OF WOMEN OUT THERE.
338
00:12:24,033 --> 00:12:25,467
I'D JUST PICK ONE.
339
00:12:25,467 --> 00:12:27,567
- [laughs]
340
00:12:27,567 --> 00:12:29,400
- AND FOR MY MONEY,
I'D PICK KATHRYN.
341
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,200
I'M JUST SAYING.
- [laughs]
342
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:32,667
SHE'S, UH...
343
00:12:32,667 --> 00:12:35,567
- I LIKE THE REDHEADS, THOUGH.
WHAT CAN I SAY, RIGHT?
344
00:12:35,567 --> 00:12:38,533
- KATHRYN DENNIS IS FROM
AN OLD SOUTH CAROLINA FAMILY,
345
00:12:38,533 --> 00:12:40,967
THE SCION OF TWO MAJOR FAMILIES.
346
00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:43,667
JOHN C. CALHOUN, HE WAS
VICE PRESIDENT OF THE COUNTRY
347
00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:45,767
BACK IN 1800s.
348
00:12:45,767 --> 00:12:47,734
AND HER GRANDFATHER
BASICALLY RAN THE STATE.
349
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:50,533
HE WAS CHAIRMAN
OF THE FINANCE COMMITTEE.
350
00:12:50,533 --> 00:12:52,166
- SHE'S SOLID, DUDE.
351
00:12:52,166 --> 00:12:53,200
[snaps fingers]
352
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:54,667
- DUDE, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
353
00:12:54,667 --> 00:12:55,800
- STAY CLEAN.
GET MARRIED.
354
00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:56,800
LET'S GO.
355
00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,200
- LET'S DO IT.
- ALL RIGHT.
356
00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,433
- LET'S GET THIS SHOW GOING.
357
00:13:01,266 --> 00:13:02,433
- COMING UP...
358
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,467
- THE GIRL TO GUY RATIO
IS, LIKE, TEN TO ONE,
359
00:13:04,467 --> 00:13:09,033
SO GUYS HAVE A BUFFET OF WOMEN
AT THEIR DISPOSAL.
360
00:13:09,033 --> 00:13:10,266
- WE'RE FRIENDS.
- YEAH.
361
00:13:10,266 --> 00:13:11,300
- PLATONIC...
- COMPLETELY.
362
00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:12,934
- FOR NOW.
363
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,800
[alarm beeping]
364
00:13:24,633 --> 00:13:25,900
- I'M CRAIG CONOVER,
365
00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:27,934
AND I'M CURRENTLY IN LAW SCHOOL.
366
00:13:27,934 --> 00:13:29,667
I MOVED DOWN TO CHARLESTON
FOR COLLEGE,
367
00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:32,066
AND WITHIN AN HOUR,
I FELL IN LOVE WITH IT,
368
00:13:32,066 --> 00:13:34,100
AND I KNEW THERE WAS
NOWHERE ELSE FOR ME TO BE.
369
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:38,734
HAVE YOU GUYS DONE ANYTHING
370
00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:41,400
ON THIS MANUFACTURED HOME
CLASS ACTION?
371
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:42,767
THE GUYS I HANG OUT WITH,
372
00:13:42,767 --> 00:13:44,200
THEY'RE ALWAYS CALLING ME.
373
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,567
LIKE, "DUDE, WHERE ARE YOU?
I'M HAVING A PARTY."
374
00:13:45,567 --> 00:13:47,000
I'M LIKE, "I'M AT THE OFFICE."
375
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,500
I HAVE THIS THING CALLED A JOB.
376
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:51,700
SO WHEN THE PARTY'S START AT
1:00 OR 2:00 IN THE AFTERNOON,
377
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:52,967
I CAN'T BE THERE.
378
00:13:52,967 --> 00:13:54,967
- HEY, CRAIG.
GOT A FEW MINUTES?
379
00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:56,867
- AM I IN TROUBLE AGAIN?
380
00:13:56,867 --> 00:13:58,066
- NOT NECESSARILY.
381
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:02,934
ALL RIGHT.
382
00:14:02,934 --> 00:14:06,000
LET'S TRY TO MAKE THIS
AS SHORT AS POSSIBLE.
383
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,934
YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB.
YOU REALLY ARE.
384
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:10,867
JUST MAKE SURE THAT YOU GET HERE
ON TIME.
385
00:14:10,867 --> 00:14:13,934
- I MAKE IT, LIKE, THREE OUT
OF FIVE DAYS A WEEK ON TIME.
386
00:14:13,934 --> 00:14:15,734
- LET'S TRY TO DO
NORMAL-PEOPLE HOURS.
387
00:14:15,734 --> 00:14:19,133
I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE TO GO OUT
AND HAVE A GOOD TIME.
388
00:14:19,133 --> 00:14:22,567
- I'M KNOWN FOR BEING
A SOCIALITE.
389
00:14:22,567 --> 00:14:25,200
I FEEL LIKE I EMBRACE
WHAT CHARLESTON STANDS FOR.
390
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,867
- IT'S CALLED BALANCE.
391
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,400
IT'S HARD TO DO
IN THIS TOWN, THOUGH.
392
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,900
- NOT TOO MANY OF THE GUYS
I'VE BEEN HANGING OUT RECENTLY
393
00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:32,333
HAVE RESPONSIBILITY.
394
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:35,500
THOMAS AND THOSE GUYS DON'T HAVE
TO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING.
395
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:38,166
A RANDOM WEDNESDAY,
THEY'RE GONNA HAVE A BIG PARTY,
396
00:14:38,166 --> 00:14:39,700
AND I KIND OF FEEL BAD
IF I DON'T GO,
397
00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:41,367
'CAUSE EVERYONE EXPECTS ME
TO BE THERE,
398
00:14:41,367 --> 00:14:44,300
AND THEN I FIND MYSELF
COMING IN A LITTLE LATE.
399
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,700
- YOU'RE ALWAYS GONNA BE JUDGED
BY THE PEOPLE YOU HANG OUT WITH,
400
00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:49,100
WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
401
00:14:58,166 --> 00:14:59,967
- WHAT IS UP, BROTHER?
402
00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,800
WE'RE COMING AROUND.
403
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:02,834
- HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
- LOOKING GOOD.
404
00:15:02,834 --> 00:15:04,133
I LOVE THIS NUMBER.
LOOKING GOOD.
405
00:15:04,133 --> 00:15:05,533
- I KNOW.
- YOU REMEMBER THE WIFE?
406
00:15:05,533 --> 00:15:06,633
- ABSOLUTELY.
HELLO, DARLING.
407
00:15:06,633 --> 00:15:07,667
HOW ARE YOU?
- MWAH.
408
00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:10,834
- HEY, CAM.
- HEY, BITCH.
409
00:15:10,834 --> 00:15:12,934
- HI.
410
00:15:12,934 --> 00:15:14,066
AU CHANTE.
411
00:15:14,066 --> 00:15:16,467
SOUTHERNERS LOVE TO DRINK
TO EXCESS
412
00:15:16,467 --> 00:15:17,467
ALL DAY [bleep] LONG.
413
00:15:17,467 --> 00:15:20,934
AND, UH, I RESPECT THAT.
414
00:15:20,934 --> 00:15:22,767
ONE PART DARK RUM.
415
00:15:22,767 --> 00:15:25,834
ONE--YEAH, AND WE NEED
SOMETHING SOMETHING OF BRANDY.
416
00:15:25,834 --> 00:15:28,633
- DOUBLE IT, THOUGH.
- GIN, DUDE.
417
00:15:28,633 --> 00:15:29,834
- DOUBLE THAT [bleep].
418
00:15:29,834 --> 00:15:31,433
- I FEEL LIKE A TOTAL LUSH
DOING THIS.
419
00:15:31,433 --> 00:15:33,266
- I ONLY TOOK ONE SIP.
- OKAY, LET'S TRY IT.
420
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,467
IT'S THE TASTE OF VICTORY.
421
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,700
- OHH.
WHOA.
422
00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:42,100
IT'S LIKE BENADRYL.
423
00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:44,934
- DRUNK.
424
00:15:44,934 --> 00:15:47,934
- NO OFFENSE...
I'M GONNA GO ON A BEER RUN.
425
00:15:47,934 --> 00:15:48,934
- NO WAY.
I DON'T WANT BEER.
426
00:15:48,934 --> 00:15:50,333
- [laughs]
427
00:15:50,333 --> 00:15:51,567
- YOU SHOULDN'T DRINK CARBS.
428
00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:53,367
HOW ABOUT A WHITE WINE?
- OH, MY GOD!
429
00:15:53,367 --> 00:15:55,133
- ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING AT HER?
- WHAT!
430
00:15:55,133 --> 00:15:57,066
REALLY, WHITNEY!
431
00:15:57,066 --> 00:15:58,934
I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHITNEY'S OBSESSION WITH CARBS.
432
00:15:58,934 --> 00:16:00,967
HE'S NOT DRINKING THE BEER.
I AM.
433
00:16:00,967 --> 00:16:02,100
SO DON'T WORRY, WHITNEY.
434
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:04,333
THIS IS NOT GOING TO AFFECT
YOUR WEIGHT.
435
00:16:04,333 --> 00:16:06,367
- YOU'VE GOT
A MAJOR PROBLEM, DUDE.
436
00:16:06,367 --> 00:16:08,266
BEER IS AS OLD AS TIME.
437
00:16:08,266 --> 00:16:09,834
[laughter]
438
00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:11,467
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO, SHEP.
439
00:16:11,467 --> 00:16:12,867
- HOW'S IT GOING?
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
440
00:16:12,867 --> 00:16:15,467
- ANOTHER WORK WEEK--ANOTHER
WORK WEEK DOWN THE DRAIN.
441
00:16:15,467 --> 00:16:16,900
- YEAH.
442
00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:18,800
I THINK THERE IS KIND OF
AN INTENSE PRESSURE HERE.
443
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:21,934
FOR WOMEN, YOUR LOT IN LIFE
IS TO GET MARRIED
444
00:16:21,934 --> 00:16:23,800
AND PRODUCE CHILDREN.
445
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,266
BUT THERE'S VERY FEW MEN HERE,
446
00:16:25,266 --> 00:16:28,233
SO ONCE YOU REACH A CERTAIN AGE,
YOU'RE KIND OF SCREWED...
447
00:16:28,233 --> 00:16:30,233
[laughs]
IN CHARLESTON.
448
00:16:30,233 --> 00:16:31,834
- YOU'RE A LADIES' MAN.
YOU'RE A LADIES' MAN.
449
00:16:31,834 --> 00:16:34,967
- NO, NO, I'M JUST A MAN.
- [laughs]
450
00:16:34,967 --> 00:16:36,667
- I'M NOT EVEN THAT.
I'M A BOY.
451
00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:37,700
- YOU ARE A BOY.
- YEAH.
452
00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:39,300
- YOU'RE A BOY.
453
00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:40,934
- THE GIRL TO GUY RATIO HERE
IS, LIKE, TEN TO ONE,
454
00:16:40,934 --> 00:16:45,734
SO GUYS HAVE A BUFFET OF WOMEN
AT THEIR DISPOSAL.
455
00:16:45,734 --> 00:16:47,734
- IF YOU WEREN'T CRAWLING
ON COUCHES
456
00:16:47,734 --> 00:16:49,567
WHEN YOU HAVE
A FEW TOO MANY DRINKS,
457
00:16:49,567 --> 00:16:51,600
MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE...
458
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:52,934
- PEOPLE REJECTING ME.
- CORRECT.
459
00:16:52,934 --> 00:16:54,133
- OKAY.
460
00:16:54,133 --> 00:16:55,400
SO IF I, LIKE, HELD IT TOGETHER
ONE NIGHT,
461
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,667
YOU WOULD ACCEPT MY ADVANCES?
462
00:16:57,667 --> 00:16:59,233
- YOU'RE MOST ATTRACTIVE
WHEN YOU'RE SOBER.
463
00:16:59,233 --> 00:17:00,400
- YES.
- WE'LL JUST GO THERE.
464
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,066
- YES.
- BUT IT'S MORE FUN NOT TO BE.
465
00:17:02,066 --> 00:17:04,767
- THAT IS WHY YOU'LL BE
A BACHELOR FOREVER.
466
00:17:04,767 --> 00:17:05,800
- [laughs]
- I WILL, WON'T I?
467
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,000
- YOU WILL.
468
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,033
- WHAT'S WRONG
WITH JUST FLOATING ALONG
469
00:17:08,033 --> 00:17:09,200
AND NOT GETTING MARRIED?
470
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,367
- THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH THAT.
471
00:17:10,367 --> 00:17:12,166
- NOTHING.
472
00:17:12,166 --> 00:17:13,834
- I'M GONNA FIND SOMEBODY
THAT'S SUFFICIENTLY MEAN TO ME
473
00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:15,233
AND BELITTLES ME.
474
00:17:15,233 --> 00:17:17,400
YOU'RE REALLY MEAN TO ME,
BUT THERE'S NO WAY.
475
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:18,867
- NO.
- [laughs]
476
00:17:18,867 --> 00:17:20,033
- NO.
MM-MM.
477
00:17:20,033 --> 00:17:21,367
- NO?
- WAY TOO ARROGANT.
478
00:17:21,367 --> 00:17:22,600
- OH, MY GOD.
- ARROGANT?
479
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:23,967
- BLEH, I CAN'T DO THIS.
- WE'RE FRIENDS.
480
00:17:23,967 --> 00:17:25,367
- YEAH.
- YEAH.
481
00:17:25,367 --> 00:17:27,166
PLATONIC...
- COMPLETELY.
482
00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:28,333
- FOR NOW.
483
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,667
- T. RAVENATION.
- THAT'S RIGHT.
484
00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:35,166
I GOT--I GOT MOTOR NATION.
- RAVENATION.
485
00:17:35,166 --> 00:17:36,233
- HEY.
486
00:17:36,233 --> 00:17:37,567
WILL THINKS I NEED A WIFE,
487
00:17:37,567 --> 00:17:41,233
BUT I THINK WILL IS WRONG
IN HIS BLASE ATTITUDE
488
00:17:41,233 --> 00:17:43,367
THAT I SHOULD JUST PICK A WIFE
489
00:17:43,367 --> 00:17:46,600
LIKE I'M PICKING A CROISSANT
IN THE BAKERY.
490
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,000
- WE GOT DEATH PUNCH OVER HERE.
491
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,100
GET IN THERE.
492
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:52,500
- HOW IS THAT?
- MM.
493
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:53,467
IT'S GOOD.
494
00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:57,867
- THERE HE IS!
- FINALLY!
495
00:17:57,867 --> 00:17:59,367
[indistinct shouting]
496
00:17:59,367 --> 00:18:02,000
- WHAT'S UP, GUYS?
SORRY, SORRY.
497
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,800
- DARLING.
- HEY, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
498
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,567
- OH, YOU KNOW,
JUST HANGING OUT.
499
00:18:09,033 --> 00:18:10,367
- WHERE YOU BEEN, D?
500
00:18:10,367 --> 00:18:11,700
- I WAS IN COURT.
501
00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:13,800
I'M, LIKE, STRESSED OUT AS HELL.
- ARE YOU SERIOUS?
502
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,000
- THE JURY'S OUT.
503
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,233
THEY'VE BEEN OUT
FOR, LIKE, FIVE HOURS.
504
00:18:16,233 --> 00:18:17,467
- WERE YOU ARGUING?
- NO.
505
00:18:17,467 --> 00:18:19,367
I JUST DO--
I'M A WANNABE LAWYER, SO...
506
00:18:19,367 --> 00:18:22,467
- THAT'S ACTUALLY MORE BORING
THAN ONE WOULD THINK, RIGHT?
507
00:18:22,467 --> 00:18:24,767
- BUT YOU HAVE TO LIKE IT
OR YOU'D JUMP OFF A BRIDGE.
508
00:18:24,767 --> 00:18:27,200
I--SEE, IT'S FUN FOR ME.
- YEAH.
509
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:31,000
UNLESS YOU ARE
A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE
510
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,266
OR, YOU KNOW,
A FAMOUS MOVIE ACTOR,
511
00:18:33,266 --> 00:18:35,467
I REALLY DON'T WANT TO HEAR
ABOUT YOUR JOB.
512
00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:42,633
- SHE'S SORT OF GOOD-LOOKING.
513
00:18:42,633 --> 00:18:46,667
- SHE'S A SCION OF TWO OF THE
MOST POWERFUL POLITICAL FAMILIES
514
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,467
OF SOUTH CAROLINA.
515
00:18:48,467 --> 00:18:51,800
KATHRYN'S REPUTATION IS A SORT
OF SOUTH CAROLINA CELEBUTANTE.
516
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:54,300
SHE HAD BEEN A PAGE
IN THE STATE SENATE,
517
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,033
AND THEY CALLED HER
SENATE BARBIE.
518
00:18:57,333 --> 00:18:58,900
DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT.
HOW ARE YOU?
519
00:18:58,900 --> 00:18:59,967
- GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
520
00:18:59,967 --> 00:19:01,133
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
521
00:19:01,133 --> 00:19:02,767
- MWAH.
MWAH.
522
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,300
OH, HOW ARE YOU?
523
00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:05,467
- I'M ERIC.
- ERIC, PLEASURE.
524
00:19:05,467 --> 00:19:06,700
- PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.
525
00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:08,533
- WHERE'D YOU GET YOUR BEAUTY?
526
00:19:08,533 --> 00:19:10,233
- I DON'T KNOW.
527
00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:12,066
- AND HOW ABOUT THIS?
WHAT COLOR HAIR IS THAT?
528
00:19:12,066 --> 00:19:13,533
- RED.
- RED.
529
00:19:13,533 --> 00:19:15,934
- WHAT EVERYONE WOULD CALL IT.
- [laughs]
530
00:19:15,934 --> 00:19:17,333
I LIKE IT.
531
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:18,834
IT'S NATURALLY--YOU'RE NATURALLY
AUBURN, THOUGH?
532
00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:21,233
- YES.
- OKAY.
533
00:19:21,233 --> 00:19:23,066
- IF YOU'RE RED, BE REDDER.
IF YOU'RE TALL, BE TALLER.
534
00:19:23,066 --> 00:19:24,367
- EXACTLY.
CHEERS.
535
00:19:24,367 --> 00:19:25,400
- CHA-CHING.
536
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:29,333
WOMEN... HMM.
537
00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:30,400
I LIKE WOMEN.
[laughs]
538
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:31,934
NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.
539
00:19:31,934 --> 00:19:34,467
- IS YOUR--YOU'RE TENNIS,
PRO TENNIS, RIGHT, OR SOMETHING?
540
00:19:34,467 --> 00:19:36,734
- RIGHT, YEAH.
- I BET YOU HAVE A SWEET SWING.
541
00:19:36,734 --> 00:19:37,767
- I DO.
542
00:19:37,767 --> 00:19:39,700
- WAS THAT CORNY?
- YES.
543
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:40,800
- "I BET YOU HAVE
A SWEET SWING."
544
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,633
I BET YOU DO TOO.
FULLER, RIGHT?
545
00:19:42,633 --> 00:19:44,734
- YEAH, IT'S VERY--YOU KNOW,
IT'S GOT TO BE SWEET.
546
00:19:48,767 --> 00:19:50,266
COMING UP...
547
00:19:50,266 --> 00:19:52,166
MAYBE I'M OLD-FASHIONED,
548
00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:55,300
BUT A SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN
ALWAYS BRINGS A LADY COFFEE
549
00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:57,200
IN THE MORNING.
550
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,667
[coffee maker beeping]
551
00:20:15,667 --> 00:20:17,233
- MAYBE I'M OLD-FASHIONED,
552
00:20:17,233 --> 00:20:21,600
BUT A SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN ALWAYS
BRINGS A LADY COFFEE
553
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:22,600
IN THE MORNING.
554
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,433
YOU GET ANY SLEEP?
555
00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:27,467
- [chuckles]
556
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,667
- I NORMALLY DON'T HAVE
A THING FOR REDHEADS.
557
00:20:31,667 --> 00:20:34,500
MY INTUITION SAID "NO."
558
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:38,033
BUT MAYBE MY LITTLE HEAD
WAS SAYING, "YES!"
559
00:20:38,033 --> 00:20:39,433
BECAUSE SHE WAS HOT.
560
00:20:39,433 --> 00:20:41,567
[softly]
OH, GOD.
561
00:20:41,567 --> 00:20:43,033
- HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN UP?
562
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:45,834
- [groans]
JUST, LIKE, TEN MINUTES.
563
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:50,800
[sighs]
564
00:20:56,667 --> 00:20:57,934
- MY NAME IS JENNA KING,
565
00:20:57,934 --> 00:21:00,233
AND I GREW UP
IN SUMTER, SOUTH CAROLINA.
566
00:21:00,233 --> 00:21:01,767
I MEAN, I COULD'VE BEEN
ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE
567
00:21:01,767 --> 00:21:04,000
THAT JUST GOT MARRIED
RIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL
568
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,967
AND STARTED A FAMILY,
569
00:21:05,967 --> 00:21:08,000
BUT I GUESS I REBELLED
AGAINST THAT.
570
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,667
I'VE LIVED IN MIAMI.
I'VE LIVED IN NEW YORK.
571
00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:12,300
TRAVELED AROUND EUROPE
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
572
00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:14,467
I DO NOT LIKE STAYING
IN ONE PLACE FOR TOO LONG.
573
00:21:14,467 --> 00:21:16,166
I GET PRETTY BORED EASILY.
574
00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:17,734
I THINK I'LL STAY IN CHARLESTON
575
00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:19,867
UNTIL I GET BORED AGAIN,
I GUESS.
576
00:21:19,867 --> 00:21:20,900
[laughs]
577
00:21:26,133 --> 00:21:27,967
HEY, BABY.
- BABY DOLL.
578
00:21:27,967 --> 00:21:30,667
- YOU READY TO DO THIS?
- LOVE THE CAR.
579
00:21:30,667 --> 00:21:33,400
IT'S LIKE THE STARTER BENZ.
- WHAT IS THAT?
580
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,066
- IT'S LIKE THE FIRST WIVES'
CAR, YOU KNOW?
581
00:21:35,066 --> 00:21:37,166
- THIS IS MY STARTER BENZ, THEN.
THIS IS MY SECOND.
582
00:21:37,166 --> 00:21:38,600
- NICE.
- [laughs]
583
00:21:40,033 --> 00:21:41,633
- MET JENNA IN LOS ANGELES.
584
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:44,400
KIND OF HIT IT OFF
AND BEEN FRIENDS EVER SINCE.
585
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,767
WE'VE TRAVELED A LOT,
LIVED ALL OVER THE WORLD,
586
00:21:46,767 --> 00:21:48,967
AND BOTH KIND OF ENDED UP HERE
IN CHARLESTON.
587
00:21:48,967 --> 00:21:50,066
- HI!
- OH, HI, GIRL!
588
00:21:50,066 --> 00:21:52,266
- HOW ARE YOU?
- LONG TIME NO SEE.
589
00:21:52,266 --> 00:21:54,266
- LONG TIME NO SEE.
WELCOME.
590
00:21:54,266 --> 00:21:55,800
- THANK YOU.
THIS IS MY FRIEND WHITNEY.
591
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,066
- HI.
- HEY, YOU.
592
00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:58,934
HEY, DARLING, HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
593
00:21:58,934 --> 00:22:00,533
- OH, MY GOD, WHAT IS THIS?
594
00:22:00,533 --> 00:22:02,300
- I KNOW.
IT'S A CAGED SKIRT.
595
00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:05,066
IT HAS GREEN VELVET MINI SKIRT
UNDERNEATH.
596
00:22:05,066 --> 00:22:08,000
- YOU GOT THE DAISY DUKES HERE.
- [laughs]
597
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,467
- SERIOUSLY,
YOU GO STRAIGHT TO THAT?
598
00:22:09,467 --> 00:22:11,433
- YEAH, I WANT TO SEE CHEEK
HANGING OUT
599
00:22:11,433 --> 00:22:13,200
FROM BELOW THE CUTOFF LINE.
600
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,467
- OKAY, I'M GONNA TRY
THIS STUFF ON.
601
00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:17,967
- JENNA IS UNLIKE OTHER GIRLS
IN CHARLESTON
602
00:22:17,967 --> 00:22:21,367
IN THAT SHE DOESN'T WEAR
THE LILLY PULITZER,
603
00:22:21,367 --> 00:22:23,834
HAVE BLEACH BLONDE HAIR,
WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP, AND...
604
00:22:23,834 --> 00:22:25,100
SHE DOES HER OWN THING.
605
00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:27,900
DOESN'T GIVE A [bleep],
LIKE ME, WHICH I LIKE.
606
00:22:27,900 --> 00:22:30,700
- THERE YOU GO.
YEAH.
607
00:22:30,700 --> 00:22:31,867
- YEAH, THOSE FIT.
608
00:22:31,867 --> 00:22:34,800
- THEY SHOULD...
- LOOKS LIKE TAMPON STRINGS.
609
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,166
[laughter]
610
00:22:45,767 --> 00:22:47,233
- J.D.!
- RAVENATION!
611
00:22:47,233 --> 00:22:48,600
WHAT'S UP, BUDDY?
- GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN.
612
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:49,934
- YOU DOING ALL RIGHT, BROTHER?
- FANTASTIC.
613
00:22:49,934 --> 00:22:51,800
- YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD,
LOOKING GOOD, GODDAMN.
614
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:52,900
- I LIKE THAT BOW TIE.
615
00:22:52,900 --> 00:22:54,333
- WELL, YOU KNOW,
JUST TRYING TO KEEP UP.
616
00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:55,834
[laughter]
617
00:22:55,834 --> 00:22:59,100
- I MET J.D. BACK IN 2001.
618
00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:00,734
HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
619
00:23:00,734 --> 00:23:04,000
WHEN HE WAS SINGLE,
J.D. WAS QUITE A LADIES' MAN,
620
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,200
BUT NOW HE'S GOT A GREAT WIFE,
621
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:07,433
AND THEY'VE GOT FOUR KIDS.
622
00:23:07,433 --> 00:23:09,367
YOU BEEN BUSY?
- GOOD GOD.
623
00:23:09,367 --> 00:23:11,066
I'VE BEEN RUNNING LIKE A MAD MAN
ALL DAY.
624
00:23:11,066 --> 00:23:12,734
- HAVE A COCKTAIL.
TAKE THE EDGE OFF.
625
00:23:12,734 --> 00:23:16,000
- I CAN DO THAT.
[laughs]
626
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,266
IN CHARLESTON,
YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION
627
00:23:18,266 --> 00:23:21,867
TO, OH, IS IT 1:00 OR 2:00
WHEN IT COMES TO DRINKING.
628
00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:23,467
MAN, CHEERS, BROTHER.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
629
00:23:23,467 --> 00:23:24,767
- ALL RIGHT.
630
00:23:24,767 --> 00:23:26,100
ARE YOU READY
FOR THE POLO MATCH TOMORROW?
631
00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:27,533
- YES.
MM.
632
00:23:27,533 --> 00:23:29,100
- MM.
- MM.
633
00:23:29,100 --> 00:23:30,133
THE BARN'S FINISHED, RIGHT?
634
00:23:30,133 --> 00:23:31,266
- BARN'S FINISHED.
635
00:23:31,266 --> 00:23:32,400
SO TELL ME.
636
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,467
I WANTED TO GET
A LITTLE BIT OF ADVICE FROM YOU,
637
00:23:34,467 --> 00:23:37,300
'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE VERY GOOD
IN THAT AREA.
638
00:23:37,300 --> 00:23:38,633
I MEAN, YOU'RE ENJOYING
THIS MARRIED LIFE,
639
00:23:38,633 --> 00:23:40,567
KIDS AND ALL--SERIOUSLY.
640
00:23:40,567 --> 00:23:42,400
- IT SUITS ME.
YES, IT DOES.
641
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,066
IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE,
BUT IT DOES.
642
00:23:45,066 --> 00:23:47,000
- 'CAUSE MY CONSULTANT
WILL FOLKS WAS TELLING ME,
643
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,734
YOU KNOW, "YOU GOT AN ARMY
OF WOMEN OUT THERE.
644
00:23:48,734 --> 00:23:50,000
YOU NEED TO JUST PICK ONE."
645
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:53,467
- BE VERY, VERY CHOOSY.
646
00:23:53,467 --> 00:23:57,233
- HE'S JUST THINKING SNAPSHOT
FOR THE POLITICAL ADVERTISEMENT.
647
00:23:57,233 --> 00:23:59,700
I'M THINKING, OKAY, NOW I GOT
TO LIVE WITH THIS PERSON,
648
00:23:59,700 --> 00:24:02,467
AND I GOT TO BE
AROUND THIS PERSON 24/7.
649
00:24:02,467 --> 00:24:04,033
- THAT'S YOUR LIFE PARTNER,
BUBBA.
650
00:24:04,033 --> 00:24:06,567
- J.D. TRUSTS ME ON ISSUES
651
00:24:06,567 --> 00:24:08,900
REGARDING FINANCE
AND DEVELOPMENT.
652
00:24:08,900 --> 00:24:11,834
AND I SEEK OUT
AND I TRUST HIS ADVICE
653
00:24:11,834 --> 00:24:13,467
ON PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS.
654
00:24:13,467 --> 00:24:14,533
THAT'S BEEN MY ACHILLES' HEEL.
655
00:24:14,533 --> 00:24:17,467
WELL, WHAT ABOUT THIS GIRL
KATHRYN DENNIS?
656
00:24:17,467 --> 00:24:18,934
- OVER AT WHITNEY'S,
THE LITTLE POOL PARTY.
657
00:24:18,934 --> 00:24:21,100
- YEAH, WE WENT BACK
TO MY PLACE, AND, YOU KNOW...
658
00:24:21,100 --> 00:24:23,533
- OHH, I CAN IMAGINE
THAT WAS PRETTY SPECIAL.
659
00:24:23,533 --> 00:24:24,800
- YEAH.
- [laughs]
660
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,700
- WHAT'S YOUR OPINION
ON HER?
661
00:24:26,700 --> 00:24:28,667
- WELL...
662
00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:30,800
WHAT DO YOU THINK, YOU KNOW?
663
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:32,467
- WELL, I THINK SHE'S YOUNG.
664
00:24:32,467 --> 00:24:34,667
YOU KNOW, A BIT YOUNG, IF I CAN
UNDERSTATE THE POINT A BIT.
665
00:24:34,667 --> 00:24:35,867
BUT SHE'S--
666
00:24:35,867 --> 00:24:37,767
I MEAN, SHE'S OBVIOUSLY
A BEAUTIFUL GIRL,
667
00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:39,300
YOU KNOW, AND NICE FAMILY.
668
00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:40,533
- THOSE ARE GOOD THINGS.
669
00:24:40,533 --> 00:24:42,133
CHOOSING THE RIGHT WOMAN IS KEY,
670
00:24:42,133 --> 00:24:44,166
SO OBVIOUSLY,
MAKING THE WRONG DECISION,
671
00:24:44,166 --> 00:24:45,800
THAT CAN COME BACK
AND HAUNT YOU.
672
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,800
MAKING THE RIGHT DECISION
CAN MAKE YOU PRESIDENT.
673
00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:51,767
WELL, AND DEPENDING,
YOU KNOW--
674
00:24:51,767 --> 00:24:53,734
IF YOU SAY
SHE'S AT A YOUTHFUL STATE,
675
00:24:53,734 --> 00:24:55,400
YOU KNOW, YOUR GOALS
MIGHT NOT BE ALIGNED.
676
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:56,467
- YEAH.
677
00:24:56,467 --> 00:24:58,667
- CHECK OUT ALL YOUR OPTIONS.
- YEAH.
678
00:24:58,667 --> 00:25:01,667
- I WOULDN'T--I WOULDN'T CLOSE
DOWN TO ONE LITTLE NOTCH.
679
00:25:07,433 --> 00:25:08,500
- HELLO!
- HI, LADIES.
680
00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:09,500
- HOW ARE YOU?
681
00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:11,633
[indistinct conversations]
682
00:25:11,633 --> 00:25:13,300
- HI, BABY.
683
00:25:13,300 --> 00:25:15,033
- HI.
- SORRY I'M LATE.
684
00:25:15,033 --> 00:25:16,767
- [laughs]
- COME HERE.
685
00:25:16,767 --> 00:25:18,033
- [laughs]
- HOW ARE YOU?
686
00:25:23,266 --> 00:25:24,433
- HI, CAMERAN.
687
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:27,400
- I KNOW.
688
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:30,667
- CHARLESTON IS
SUCH A SMALL TOWN
689
00:25:30,667 --> 00:25:32,600
FOR IT BEING AN ACTUAL CITY.
690
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,533
I KNEW JENNA WAY BACK WHEN
IN HIGH SCHOOL,
691
00:25:35,533 --> 00:25:37,533
AND IT'S AWESOME THAT I'M
GETTING TO SEE HER AGAIN NOW.
692
00:25:37,533 --> 00:25:39,266
- SO WAS SHE NAUGHTY
IN HIGH SCHOOL?
693
00:25:39,266 --> 00:25:41,533
WAS SHE THE BAD GIRL?
- NO!
694
00:25:41,533 --> 00:25:44,367
I WOULDN'T SAY THAT JENNA
WAS BAD IN HIGH SCHOOL.
695
00:25:44,367 --> 00:25:45,800
MAYBE A LITTLE ALTERNATIVE?
696
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,800
- I KNOW WHEN I MET YOU,
IT WAS IN THE POOL.
697
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:50,133
WE WERE
WITH SOME FOOTBALL PLAYERS.
698
00:25:50,133 --> 00:25:51,533
- WHICH POOL WERE WE AT?
699
00:25:51,533 --> 00:25:53,533
- I HAVE A VISUAL OF IT.
I DON'T KNOW.
700
00:25:53,533 --> 00:25:56,000
- DO YOU STILL HATE HER
'CAUSE SHE TOOK YOUR BOYFRIEND?
701
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:59,800
[laughter]
702
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:02,800
SO CONGRATULATIONS
ON PASSING YOUR EXAM TODAY.
703
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,000
- THANKS!
- BIG DEAL.
704
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,033
- YES, I WAS NERV.
705
00:26:06,033 --> 00:26:07,600
I DECIDED TO GET
MY REAL ESTATE LICENSE
706
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,166
BECAUSE IT'S SOMETHING
THAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO.
707
00:26:10,166 --> 00:26:11,900
- SO YOU CAN START
SHOWING HOUSES NOW
708
00:26:11,900 --> 00:26:13,166
OR DO YOU HAVE TO PASS
THE STATE EXAM?
709
00:26:13,166 --> 00:26:15,066
- NO, THAT WAS THE STATE EXAM.
710
00:26:15,066 --> 00:26:16,333
- CONGRATULATIONS.
711
00:26:16,333 --> 00:26:17,800
WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP?
712
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,133
- THE NEXT STEP IS,
713
00:26:19,133 --> 00:26:23,900
I HAVE TO FIND SOMEBODY
TO SELL A HOUSE TO, A.K.A. YOU.
714
00:26:25,734 --> 00:26:27,500
[laughter]
715
00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:28,633
- I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
716
00:26:28,633 --> 00:26:30,500
LET'S KEEP IT MOVING.
717
00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:31,533
- I AM NOT
INDEPENDENTLY WEALTHY.
718
00:26:31,533 --> 00:26:33,567
I DON'T HAVE A TRUST FUND.
719
00:26:33,567 --> 00:26:35,400
SO I THINK IT'S VERY IMPORTANT
FOR A WOMAN
720
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,433
TO HAVE THE MEANS
TO SUPPORT HERSELF
721
00:26:37,433 --> 00:26:40,700
AND NOT TO DEPEND ON A MAN
FOR, YOU KNOW,
722
00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:42,734
TAKING CARE OF HER
FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE.
723
00:26:42,734 --> 00:26:45,867
- SO ARE YOU GUYS GOING
TO THOMAS' POLO MATCH TOMORROW?
724
00:26:45,867 --> 00:26:48,367
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND POLO.
- ME NEITHER.
725
00:26:48,367 --> 00:26:50,467
- IT'S LIKE 4%
OF THE POPULATION,
726
00:26:50,467 --> 00:26:52,734
I THINK, THAT ACTUALLY KNOWS
AND WATCHES POLO.
727
00:26:52,734 --> 00:26:54,700
- NO, LESS THAN 0%.
728
00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:55,967
- I WENT TO DILLARD'S.
729
00:26:55,967 --> 00:26:57,367
I'M LIKE,
"DO Y'ALL GOT CHURCH HATS?"
730
00:26:57,367 --> 00:26:58,667
I'M LIKE, I DON'T KNOW
WHERE IN CHARLESTON
731
00:26:58,667 --> 00:27:01,033
I'M GONNA GO GET A DAMN HAT.
732
00:27:01,033 --> 00:27:02,967
OH, GOD.
733
00:27:02,967 --> 00:27:05,166
- SO WHY CAN'T WE FIND
THOMAS RAVENEL
734
00:27:05,166 --> 00:27:07,333
A PROPER, RESPECTABLE GIRL?
735
00:27:07,333 --> 00:27:09,900
YOU MUST KNOW SOMEONE.
736
00:27:09,900 --> 00:27:11,433
- HE HAS TO FIND SOMEONE
THAT DOESN'T LIVE HERE.
737
00:27:11,433 --> 00:27:13,900
- SOMEONE THAT DOESN'T MIND
THAT HE'S A CONVICTED FELON.
738
00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:15,166
- YEAH.
739
00:27:15,166 --> 00:27:17,633
IT'D BE FUNNY
IF HE GOT A TATTOO IN JAIL.
740
00:27:17,633 --> 00:27:19,000
- A TRAMP STAMP.
741
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,066
- IT JUST SAYS "RAVENEL"
OVER HIS ASS CRACK.
742
00:27:21,066 --> 00:27:22,433
[laughter]
743
00:27:22,433 --> 00:27:23,767
- TRAMP STAMP OF THE BRIDGE.
744
00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:25,600
[laughter]
745
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:26,600
- STOP!
746
00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:29,667
- COMING UP...
747
00:27:29,667 --> 00:27:30,867
- OH, MY GOD.
- HI, WHITNEY.
748
00:27:30,867 --> 00:27:33,400
- WHEN A NEW GIRL WALKS
INTO OUR GROUP OF GUYS,
749
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:34,800
YOU CAN READ EACH OTHER'S FACES.
750
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,066
YOU CAN TELL
IF SOMEONE'S INTERESTED.
751
00:27:36,066 --> 00:27:37,900
- SO YOU GOT A STYLE, MAN.
752
00:27:37,900 --> 00:27:40,433
- SO YOU LET HIM HAVE
A FULL SWING AT IT.
753
00:27:40,433 --> 00:27:42,600
- THIS IS YOUR POLO MATCH.
754
00:27:52,433 --> 00:27:53,834
- ALL RIGHT,
SO WE DON'T REALLY NEED
755
00:27:53,834 --> 00:27:55,533
A REGULATION SIZED FIELD TODAY.
756
00:27:55,533 --> 00:27:58,233
I JUST WANT PEOPLE HERE TO BE
ABLE TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON.
757
00:27:58,233 --> 00:28:00,700
BE THE FIRST TIME
WE PLAYED HERE.
758
00:28:00,700 --> 00:28:04,500
I BOUGHT
BROOKLAND PLANTATION 2006.
759
00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:09,834
IT'S ABOUT 60 MILES SOUTHWEST
FROM DOWNTOWN CHARLESTON.
760
00:28:09,834 --> 00:28:11,500
IT'S A PIECE OF HEAVEN.
761
00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:13,567
AH, GLAD THESE THINGS
ARE COLLAPSIBLE,
762
00:28:13,567 --> 00:28:16,133
'CAUSE I'VE ACTUALLY RUN
INTO THESE A FEW TIMES.
763
00:28:16,133 --> 00:28:17,300
VERY DANGEROUS.
764
00:28:18,300 --> 00:28:20,100
WHEN I GOT OUT OF PRISON,
765
00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:21,667
I WAS SORT OF LISTLESS,
766
00:28:21,667 --> 00:28:23,633
AND I FOUND POLO
WAS SOMETHING
767
00:28:23,633 --> 00:28:26,367
I POURED MY HEART
AND ENERGIES INTO,
768
00:28:26,367 --> 00:28:28,633
AND IT GAVE ME
A RAISON D'ETRE.
769
00:28:28,633 --> 00:28:31,633
SO I DECIDED TO BUILD
A POLO FIELD.
770
00:28:31,633 --> 00:28:33,166
BEAUTIFUL.
- YEAH.
771
00:28:33,166 --> 00:28:35,233
- ALL RIGHT.
THAT LOOKS GOOD.
772
00:28:36,734 --> 00:28:37,734
I LIKE IT.
773
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,300
- I LIKE THAT.
THAT'S MY FAVORITE.
774
00:28:46,300 --> 00:28:48,367
- OH, THAT IS SO CUTE!
775
00:28:50,433 --> 00:28:51,600
[laughter]
776
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,567
- EVERYBODY THINKS
THAT POLO IS A RACE.
777
00:28:53,567 --> 00:28:55,867
I WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN IT...
778
00:28:55,867 --> 00:29:00,066
- THERE ARE HORSES AND MALLETS
AND A LOT OF ARGENTINIAN MEN.
779
00:29:00,066 --> 00:29:03,700
- OH, WELL,
GET YOUR HIGH HEELS ON.
780
00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:05,033
[laughter]
781
00:29:05,033 --> 00:29:10,667
- TYPICALLY, POLO IS ASSOCIATED
WITH OSTENTATION.
782
00:29:10,667 --> 00:29:12,233
- OH, THAT IS SO CUTE!
783
00:29:12,233 --> 00:29:15,433
- BUT I THINK IT IS SO SILLY
784
00:29:15,433 --> 00:29:18,667
THAT PEOPLE FEEL THE NEED
TO GET DECKED OUT...
785
00:29:18,667 --> 00:29:21,400
OKAY, SO FINAL DECISION.
THIS IS MY OUTFIT.
786
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:22,900
- THAT'S REALLY CUTE.
787
00:29:22,900 --> 00:29:26,400
- WHEN YOU'RE WALKING AROUND
IN HORSE [bleep].
788
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,667
LET'S CHEERS
TO HAVING A FUN DAY.
789
00:29:28,667 --> 00:29:30,333
- WE'RE GONNA HAVE LOTS OF FUN.
- WE WILL HAVE FUN.
790
00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:31,834
- OKAY, SO YOU HAVE
NOT REALLY, LIKE,
791
00:29:31,834 --> 00:29:34,233
SERIOUSLY TOLD US
WHO'S GONNA BE THERE.
792
00:29:34,233 --> 00:29:35,533
- I REALLY DON'T KNOW--
793
00:29:35,533 --> 00:29:36,967
I KNOW THOMAS IS
OBVIOUSLY GONNA BE THERE.
794
00:29:36,967 --> 00:29:39,166
I'VE KNOWN THOMAS, LIKE, AS
AN ACQUAINTANCE OVER THE YEARS.
795
00:29:39,166 --> 00:29:41,500
HE HAS A PLANTATION.
HE HAS HORSES.
796
00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:44,433
HE REALLY SHOULD BE THE END-ALL
FOR MOST WOMEN IN CHARLESTON.
797
00:29:44,433 --> 00:29:47,667
I THINK HE, LIKE,
GETS A BAD RAP
798
00:29:47,667 --> 00:29:48,967
WITH JUST EVERYTHING
THAT'S HAPPENED TO HIM,
799
00:29:48,967 --> 00:29:51,500
BUT IT'S ONLY BECAUSE
OF HIS LAST NAME.
800
00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:53,000
- YEAH.
801
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,433
- IN CHARLESTON,
A LAST NAME MEANS A LOT,
802
00:29:55,433 --> 00:29:58,867
AND BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED
TO THOMAS, WHAT HE DID,
803
00:29:58,867 --> 00:30:01,567
HE, UNFORTUNATELY, SOILED
THE FAMILY NAME.
804
00:30:01,567 --> 00:30:03,467
AND I THINK THAT'S SOMETHING
THAT'S PROBABLY GONNA HAUNT HIM
805
00:30:03,467 --> 00:30:04,600
FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.
806
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:05,900
ALL RIGHT, LADIES, CHEERS.
807
00:30:05,900 --> 00:30:07,000
both: CHEERS.
808
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,200
- POLO!
- WE'LL HAVE FUN.
809
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:09,367
both: YES.
810
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:18,400
[indistinct conversations]
811
00:30:26,166 --> 00:30:27,367
- YOU WANT ME TO TAKE
THE FIRST TOAST?
812
00:30:27,367 --> 00:30:28,367
- YOU GO FOR IT.
813
00:30:30,633 --> 00:30:32,233
- THAT TASTES GOOD.
814
00:30:32,233 --> 00:30:33,567
- MM.
815
00:30:33,567 --> 00:30:35,433
- MM!
- AHH.
816
00:30:35,433 --> 00:30:36,633
- YOU DID A GOOD JOB, MAN.
817
00:30:36,633 --> 00:30:38,867
IT'S FRICKIN' GORGEOUS OUT HERE.
- YEAH.
818
00:30:38,867 --> 00:30:42,333
I HAVE PUT PROBABLY $1 MILLION
INTO THIS POLO FIELD.
819
00:30:42,333 --> 00:30:44,333
I SPENT A LOT OF MONEY,
820
00:30:44,333 --> 00:30:45,600
BUT, YOU KNOW,
I MAKE A LOT OF MONEY,
821
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:47,767
MAINLY THROUGH
REAL ESTATE DEVELOPMENT,
822
00:30:47,767 --> 00:30:48,967
SO IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER.
823
00:30:48,967 --> 00:30:50,367
YOU KNOW,
WE'RE ONLY ON THIS EARTH
824
00:30:50,367 --> 00:30:51,667
FOR A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME,
825
00:30:51,667 --> 00:30:53,867
SO WHY NOT HAVE FUN WITH IT?
826
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,266
- THIS IS SO PRETTY.
827
00:30:58,266 --> 00:31:01,900
THESE TYPE OF SMALL,
PRIVATE PLANTATION POLO EVENTS
828
00:31:01,900 --> 00:31:05,700
ARE DEFINITELY A SEE AND BE SEEN
TYPE OF THING.
829
00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:10,667
- HORSES SCARE ME, DUDE.
830
00:31:12,767 --> 00:31:16,033
THAT THING KICKS YOU,
YOU'RE DONE FOR, YOU KNOW?
831
00:31:16,033 --> 00:31:17,834
WATCH THAT TOO.
832
00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:19,834
THAT IS DISGUSTING.
833
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,133
- THAT'S THE THROW-IN.
834
00:31:26,133 --> 00:31:29,467
THOMAS RAVENEL
LONG DRIVE DOWN THE FIELD
835
00:31:29,467 --> 00:31:31,166
THROUGH THE BROOKLAND
HOME FIELD.
836
00:31:31,166 --> 00:31:32,967
- HEY, T-RAV!
837
00:31:32,967 --> 00:31:35,533
DON'T FALL OFF!
838
00:31:35,533 --> 00:31:38,533
[male announcer
speaking indistinctly]
839
00:31:45,633 --> 00:31:46,934
I MEAN, IS THERE ANYTHING...
840
00:31:46,934 --> 00:31:49,633
- I DON'T THINK SO.
841
00:31:49,633 --> 00:31:53,300
- THERE IS A GOAL,
AND IT LOOKED LIKE WE GOT...
842
00:31:53,300 --> 00:31:55,433
- HEY, BUDDY.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
843
00:31:55,433 --> 00:31:56,700
- GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO.
844
00:31:56,700 --> 00:31:58,000
- WHO ARE YOU PULLING FOR?
845
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,166
- I'M PULLING FOR J.D.
TO NOT DIE.
846
00:32:00,166 --> 00:32:01,567
- [laughs]
847
00:32:01,567 --> 00:32:02,600
[laughter]
848
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:04,100
HORSE HE'S ON IS GONNA DIE.
849
00:32:04,100 --> 00:32:06,133
POOR THING'S KNEES
WERE BUCKLING.
850
00:32:06,133 --> 00:32:08,166
POOR CREATURE, MAN.
851
00:32:08,166 --> 00:32:09,700
- RAVENEL ON THE NEAR SIDE.
852
00:32:09,700 --> 00:32:11,900
- OH, THERE'S THOMAS.
HE'S GOING FOR ONE.
853
00:32:11,900 --> 00:32:13,166
DUDE, HE'S GOT IT.
THIS IS A GOAL.
854
00:32:13,166 --> 00:32:14,333
IF HE SCREWS THIS UP...
855
00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:17,133
- OH! OH!
856
00:32:17,133 --> 00:32:18,333
HE DID.
857
00:32:18,333 --> 00:32:20,000
- HE BLEW IT.
- HE DROPPED IT.
858
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:23,467
- THE THING I LOVE MOST
ABOUT POLO--
859
00:32:23,467 --> 00:32:25,500
THE OWNERS PLAY ON THE TEAM,
SO IT'S LIKE,
860
00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:27,700
IF I OWN
THE WASHINGTON REDSKINS,
861
00:32:27,700 --> 00:32:29,133
IT'S LIKE,
"HMM, I CAN BE QUARTERBACK."
862
00:32:29,133 --> 00:32:30,700
- YEAH, HE'S FASCINATED BY THIS.
863
00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:32,567
HE'S LIKE, "I COULD BE
THE SHORT STOP ON THE YANKEES."
864
00:32:32,567 --> 00:32:34,433
- IT'S CALLED A PLAYER-MANAGER.
865
00:32:34,433 --> 00:32:36,333
- THOMAS HAS
A REALLY FUN LIFESTYLE.
866
00:32:36,333 --> 00:32:37,967
I MEAN,
ANYONE THAT HAS ENOUGH MONEY
867
00:32:37,967 --> 00:32:40,066
TO HAVE A POLO FIELD
AT THEIR HOUSE,
868
00:32:40,066 --> 00:32:41,567
THEY'RE DOING PRETTY WELL
FOR THEMSELVES.
869
00:32:41,567 --> 00:32:43,900
BUT IF I HAD ALL THE MONEY
IN THE WORLD,
870
00:32:43,900 --> 00:32:49,166
I WOULD HAVE A WATER SLIDE
FROM MY BEDROOM INTO MY POOL.
871
00:32:49,166 --> 00:32:50,867
- WHO ELSE YOU HAVE
COMING OVER HERE TODAY, ANYONE?
872
00:32:50,867 --> 00:32:53,433
- NAH, NAH, A BUDDY OF MINE
COULDN'T MAKE IT.
873
00:32:53,433 --> 00:32:54,500
BUT CRAIG'S HERE.
874
00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:55,767
- COOL.
- YEAH.
875
00:32:55,767 --> 00:32:57,166
- GOT MY FRIEND JENNA,
WHO YOU'RE GONNA LOVE.
876
00:32:57,166 --> 00:32:58,467
SHE'S WILD.
SHE'S GREAT.
877
00:32:58,467 --> 00:33:00,800
- GOOD.
878
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,767
- SHE HAS A MOHAWK?
- THAT'S WHAT HE TOLD ME.
879
00:33:02,767 --> 00:33:05,266
- I THINK THAT'S SWEET.
- [laughs]
880
00:33:05,266 --> 00:33:08,400
- DRIVING TO A GOAL...
881
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,533
- OH, MY GOD.
- HI, WHITNEY.
882
00:33:10,533 --> 00:33:11,567
- OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT THAT.
883
00:33:11,567 --> 00:33:13,033
- YOU LOOK GREAT.
884
00:33:13,033 --> 00:33:14,233
- HEY, BABY DOLL.
885
00:33:14,233 --> 00:33:15,400
- THANKS FOR INVITING ME.
- [laughs]
886
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:16,867
HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD.
887
00:33:16,867 --> 00:33:17,934
- LOOK AT YOU.
888
00:33:17,934 --> 00:33:19,166
- HI, CAMERAN.
889
00:33:19,166 --> 00:33:20,667
- [giggles]
890
00:33:20,667 --> 00:33:23,367
- WHEN A NEW GIRL KIND OF WALKS
INTO OUR GROUP OF GUYS,
891
00:33:23,367 --> 00:33:24,667
YOU CAN READ EACH OTHER'S FACES.
892
00:33:24,667 --> 00:33:26,633
YOU CAN TELL
IF SOMEONE'S INTERESTED.
893
00:33:26,633 --> 00:33:30,400
WHOEVER JENNA
SHOWS INTEREST IN FIRST,
894
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:31,700
YOU LET HIM HAVE
A FULL SWING AT IT.
895
00:33:31,700 --> 00:33:33,600
I MEAN, THAT'S BRO CODE 101.
896
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,100
- HI.
- HI. CRAIG.
897
00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:36,800
- HI, I'M SHEP.
- HI. JENNA.
898
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:38,800
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
899
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,200
I LIKE YOUR BLUE GLASSES.
900
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,166
- YOU DO?
- IS THIS YOUR FRIEND, WHITNEY?
901
00:33:42,166 --> 00:33:43,367
- MINE ARE GOGGLES.
- IS THIS THE FRIEND?
902
00:33:43,367 --> 00:33:44,633
- CRAIG.
- HELLO.
903
00:33:44,633 --> 00:33:45,834
- HI. JENNA.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
904
00:33:45,834 --> 00:33:47,400
- I'M CRAIG.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
905
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,567
OH, MY GOD, THEY LOOK
SO GOOD ON YOU, THOUGH.
906
00:33:49,567 --> 00:33:51,266
LOVE IT.
- [laughs]
907
00:33:51,266 --> 00:33:52,767
- SO YOU GOT A STYLE, MAN.
908
00:33:52,767 --> 00:33:55,100
YOU'RE KIND OF OWNING
THE SITUATION RIGHT NOW.
909
00:33:55,100 --> 00:33:56,500
[laughs]
910
00:33:56,500 --> 00:33:57,934
THIS IS YOUR POLO MATCH.
911
00:34:01,467 --> 00:34:05,233
- FINAL SCORE: TEN, NINE.
BROOKLAND HOME WINS.
912
00:34:05,233 --> 00:34:08,300
- I THINK THE MATCH IS OVER.
- [laughs]
913
00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:09,600
OBVIOUSLY, YOU DIDN'T WATCH IT.
914
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,400
- HOW DID YOU LIKE THE GAME?
915
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,166
- NICE MATCH, THOMAS.
916
00:34:15,867 --> 00:34:18,867
- IT'S TIME FOR DINNER.
LET'S GO EAT.
917
00:34:30,867 --> 00:34:33,533
- OH, MY GOD,
THERE'S A ZEBRA ON THE FLOOR.
918
00:34:33,533 --> 00:34:35,066
THAT'S AWESOME.
919
00:34:35,066 --> 00:34:37,700
- YEAH, MY DECORATOR INSISTED
ON THAT.
920
00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:39,233
- I'M JUST EXCITED FOR...
921
00:34:39,233 --> 00:34:40,967
- FOR DINNER,
'CAUSE YOU'RE HUNGRY?
922
00:34:40,967 --> 00:34:42,333
- YEAH.
- WHAT YOU SERVING, BIG GUY?
923
00:34:42,333 --> 00:34:44,233
- WE'VE GOT SAUSAGE,
924
00:34:44,233 --> 00:34:46,133
SKIRT STEAK...
925
00:34:46,133 --> 00:34:48,066
- SO YOU GOT SAUSAGE AND SKIRT?
[laughter]
926
00:34:48,066 --> 00:34:49,467
- YEAH, AND SKIRT, HEY.
927
00:34:49,467 --> 00:34:51,500
CAN'T BEAT THAT.
928
00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:54,033
I LIKE TO ENTERTAIN.
I LIKE TO HOST.
929
00:34:54,033 --> 00:34:55,934
IF IT'S A SIT-DOWN PARTY,
YOU KNOW,
930
00:34:55,934 --> 00:34:58,033
I HIRE A REALLY GOOD
CATERING COMPANY
931
00:34:58,033 --> 00:35:00,300
SO THAT I CAN JUST RELAX
WITH MY FRIENDS
932
00:35:00,300 --> 00:35:02,333
AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT ALL THOSE DETAILS.
933
00:35:04,900 --> 00:35:06,133
- OKAY.
THANKS SO MUCH.
934
00:35:06,133 --> 00:35:07,233
- Y'ALL READY?
I SURE AM.
935
00:35:07,233 --> 00:35:10,233
- YOU GUYS HUNGRY?
LET'S DO IT.
936
00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:12,500
HOLD ON.
I'MA RING THE DINNER BELL.
937
00:35:13,867 --> 00:35:16,700
[bell ringing]
938
00:35:16,700 --> 00:35:18,266
- OH, MAN.
939
00:35:18,266 --> 00:35:21,133
HE'S GOT A DINNER BELL.
940
00:35:21,133 --> 00:35:22,800
- DINNER IS SERVED, EVERYBODY.
941
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,500
- EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL.
- ALL RIGHT, SHALL WE?
942
00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:26,333
- YES.
943
00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:28,300
- I GOT A FEW WORDS I WANT
TO LAY ON YOU FINE FOLKS.
944
00:35:28,300 --> 00:35:31,567
THANK YOU FOR YOUR PRESENCE
HERE AT THIS TABLE.
945
00:35:31,567 --> 00:35:34,800
AND LET'S RAISE OUR GLASSES.
- WHY NOT?
946
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,400
- HERE'S TO POLO.
947
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,367
all: POLO!
948
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:41,367
- YOU PLAYED WELL.
- YEAH.
949
00:35:51,467 --> 00:35:55,467
[laughter]
950
00:35:55,467 --> 00:35:58,500
- CAN YOU HAND ME
THAT BOTTLE OF WINE, PLEASE?
951
00:35:58,500 --> 00:36:01,900
- GUYS, I HAVE A GONE
WITH THE WIND QUESTION FOR YOU.
952
00:36:01,900 --> 00:36:05,233
WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD BE
A BETTER MATCH FOR THOMAS:
953
00:36:05,233 --> 00:36:08,567
A SCARLETT OR A MELANIE?
954
00:36:08,567 --> 00:36:09,700
- WHO'S MELANIE?
955
00:36:09,700 --> 00:36:11,867
- MELANIE WAS
ASHLEY WILKES' WIFE.
956
00:36:11,867 --> 00:36:13,734
WELL, SCARLETT WAS THE BOLD.
957
00:36:13,734 --> 00:36:14,867
SHE WENT AFTER WHAT SHE WANTED.
958
00:36:14,867 --> 00:36:16,433
SHE HAD CHUTZPAH.
959
00:36:16,433 --> 00:36:17,633
SHE WASN'T--
960
00:36:17,633 --> 00:36:19,867
- RAN THROUGH HUSBANDS
LIKE WATER, YEAH.
961
00:36:19,867 --> 00:36:21,767
- MELANIE WAS MORE
THE RESERVED...
962
00:36:23,767 --> 00:36:25,533
- WHY JUST CHOOSE ONE?
963
00:36:25,533 --> 00:36:28,533
[laughter]
964
00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:33,333
- BUT THE REAL QUESTION IS,
965
00:36:33,333 --> 00:36:36,467
WOULD YOU WANT A RHETT
OR AN ASHLEY?
966
00:36:36,467 --> 00:36:38,000
- A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH,
I THINK, IS GOOD.
967
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,433
- A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH.
968
00:36:39,433 --> 00:36:42,367
- THERE HAS TO BE A BALANCE.
- COME ON, HE'S A WUSSY.
969
00:36:42,367 --> 00:36:43,700
[laughter]
970
00:36:43,700 --> 00:36:46,233
WHY WOULD SCARLETT GO
FOR THAT WIMP?
971
00:36:46,233 --> 00:36:47,633
- MAYBE 'CAUSE HE WAS STABLE.
972
00:36:47,633 --> 00:36:49,900
- YEAH, BUT HE STILL DIDN'T GO
FOR WHAT HE WANTED.
973
00:36:49,900 --> 00:36:51,500
- WHEN THE WORLD IS TURNED
UPSIDE DOWN,
974
00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:56,400
THE PEOPLE LIKE ASHLEY WILKES
GO STRAIGHT TO THE BOTTOM, OKAY?
975
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,500
AND PEOPLE LIKE RHETT BUTLER,
976
00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:00,900
PEOPLE LIKE THIS GUY
OR LIKE ME,
977
00:37:00,900 --> 00:37:01,967
WE GO STRAIGHT TO THE TOP.
978
00:37:01,967 --> 00:37:03,033
- OHH.
979
00:37:03,033 --> 00:37:04,300
- NOW, WHO DO YOU WANT?
980
00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:05,900
- I'M GLAD ON THE RIGHT SIDE
OF THAT ONE.
981
00:37:05,900 --> 00:37:06,967
[laughter]
982
00:37:06,967 --> 00:37:08,066
- YOU GOT LUCKY.
YOU GOT LUCKY THERE.
983
00:37:08,066 --> 00:37:09,533
- I'M DEFINITELY A RHETT.
984
00:37:09,533 --> 00:37:11,567
INNIT THAT OBVIOUS?
985
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:19,200
[indistinct conversations]
986
00:37:24,767 --> 00:37:25,900
- YEAH.
- YOU DO?
987
00:37:25,900 --> 00:37:27,900
- YEAH.
IS THAT COOL?
988
00:37:27,900 --> 00:37:31,367
- SHEP'S LOOKING AT JENNA
AND THINKING
989
00:37:31,367 --> 00:37:35,000
DOUBLE-Ds, LACTATION,
MOTORBOATING...
990
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,800
[sputtering]
991
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,133
- YOU CAN'T.
992
00:37:45,533 --> 00:37:47,633
- I WOULD NEVER TOUCH YOU
IN MY LIFE.
993
00:37:47,633 --> 00:37:49,467
EVER.
994
00:37:49,467 --> 00:37:50,767
I FEEL LIKE THE MEN
IN CHARLESTON
995
00:37:50,767 --> 00:37:52,600
JUST DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH GAME.
996
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,700
WHAT SHEP'S NOT GETTING
RIGHT NOW IS,
997
00:37:54,700 --> 00:37:55,967
I'M NOT PLAYING HARD TO GET;
998
00:37:55,967 --> 00:37:57,967
I'M JUST NOT INTERESTED.
999
00:38:03,300 --> 00:38:04,300
- WITH YOU.
1000
00:38:05,967 --> 00:38:07,967
[laughter]
1001
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:15,633
- I WILL.
- OKAY, SO MOVE.
1002
00:38:17,467 --> 00:38:19,700
[laughter]
1003
00:38:19,700 --> 00:38:22,300
- I WAS ACTUALLY TALKING
TO MY MOM THE OTHER DAY,
1004
00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:24,500
AND SHE WAS ASKING
ABOUT HOW I KNEW YOU,
1005
00:38:24,500 --> 00:38:25,667
AND I DON'T KNOW.
1006
00:38:25,667 --> 00:38:28,567
LIKE, SHE WAS QUESTIONING--
1007
00:38:28,567 --> 00:38:30,200
AND THIS MAY BE TOO PERSONAL...
1008
00:38:31,467 --> 00:38:33,300
- UH-OH.
1009
00:38:33,300 --> 00:38:35,066
- TELL ME--TELL ME IF I'M
OVERSTEPPING MY BOUNDARIES,
1010
00:38:35,066 --> 00:38:37,734
BUT, LIKE, DO YOU--
DO YOU EVER FEEL THAT, LIKE,
1011
00:38:37,734 --> 00:38:41,367
THE PERCEPTION OF YOU
IN CHARLESTON IS...
1012
00:38:41,367 --> 00:38:43,700
- NEGATIVE?
- NEGATIVE?
1013
00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:45,633
[laughter]
1014
00:38:45,633 --> 00:38:47,100
- IT NEVER REALLY BOTHERED ME,
1015
00:38:47,100 --> 00:38:51,200
BECAUSE I JUST ALWAYS KNEW THAT
I'D BEEN BLESSED REGARDLESS.
1016
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:53,967
IT WAS JUST SOMETHING I DID
IN MY PERSONAL LIFE.
1017
00:38:53,967 --> 00:38:56,800
AND, YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T HAVE
A PROBLEM WITH COCAINE.
1018
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:58,533
I--WHAT I REALIZED LATER WAS,
1019
00:38:58,533 --> 00:39:01,367
I JUST REALLY LIKED THE SMELL
OF IT.
1020
00:39:01,367 --> 00:39:02,767
IT'S JUST A JOKE.
1021
00:39:02,767 --> 00:39:05,333
[laughter]
1022
00:39:05,333 --> 00:39:06,900
- I LOVE THOMAS.
1023
00:39:06,900 --> 00:39:08,200
HE DOESN'T [bleep] THINK.
1024
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:11,767
IF HE WANTS TO RESUSCITATE
HIS POLITICAL CAREER,
1025
00:39:11,767 --> 00:39:15,066
HE CANNOT MAKE JOKES
ABOUT COCAINE OR TALK ABOUT IT,
1026
00:39:15,066 --> 00:39:16,734
PERIOD.
1027
00:39:18,867 --> 00:39:20,033
- COMING UP...
1028
00:39:20,033 --> 00:39:22,333
- WHAT BROUGHT YOU DOWN
WAS YOUR PLAYBOY PAST,
1029
00:39:22,333 --> 00:39:23,333
AND YOU NEED TO GET BEYOND THAT.
1030
00:39:23,333 --> 00:39:25,133
- [bleep] PUBLIC PERCEPTION.
1031
00:39:28,266 --> 00:39:29,300
- HEY, LET'S GO SKINNY-DIPPING!
1032
00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:31,100
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1033
00:39:31,100 --> 00:39:33,200
THIS IS SO AWESOME.
- WE REALLY GONNA DO THIS?
1034
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:34,667
- [bleep] YEAH,
WE'RE GONNA DO IT.
1035
00:39:34,667 --> 00:39:36,467
- WHOO!
1036
00:39:36,467 --> 00:39:38,400
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
COME ON.
1037
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,734
I DON'T HAVE
ANY UNDERWEAR ON, SO...
1038
00:39:40,734 --> 00:39:42,133
NOW, YOU'RE--LADIES FIRST.
1039
00:39:42,133 --> 00:39:45,033
I'M A GENTLEMAN.
I'M A SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN HERE.
1040
00:39:45,033 --> 00:39:47,066
- I'M NOT DOING IT ALONE.
OH!
1041
00:39:47,066 --> 00:39:49,467
- I'M [bleep] GOING IN, DAMN IT.
1042
00:39:49,467 --> 00:39:51,367
- ONE, TWO, THREE.
1043
00:39:51,367 --> 00:39:52,900
- [squeals]
1044
00:39:52,900 --> 00:39:54,700
- READY?
all: ONE, TWO, THREE.
1045
00:39:54,700 --> 00:39:56,633
[all scream]
1046
00:39:57,633 --> 00:39:58,734
- [yelps]
1047
00:39:58,734 --> 00:40:00,567
[cheers and laughter]
1048
00:40:07,100 --> 00:40:08,400
- I GOT TO GET YOU GUYS TOWELS.
1049
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:09,967
- BYE, Y'ALL.
1050
00:40:09,967 --> 00:40:11,166
BYE NOW.
1051
00:40:11,166 --> 00:40:13,400
WHITNEY, GET OUT OF HERE!
1052
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:15,700
- THE [bleep]?
ARE YOU DRESSED?
1053
00:40:15,700 --> 00:40:16,934
THAT'S UNACCEPTABLE.
1054
00:40:16,934 --> 00:40:18,133
- IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME.
1055
00:40:18,133 --> 00:40:19,800
- YOU GOT A MINUTE?
- YEAH, LET'S TALK.
1056
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:21,800
- COME HERE, COME HERE.
1057
00:40:23,166 --> 00:40:24,667
- [grunts]
1058
00:40:24,667 --> 00:40:26,667
- IT WAS FUN TONIGHT.
- THANKS.
1059
00:40:26,667 --> 00:40:28,533
NOW, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUMP
IN THE WATER WITH US?
1060
00:40:28,533 --> 00:40:30,667
WE WERE HAVING FUN OUT THERE.
IT WAS NICE AND WARM.
1061
00:40:30,667 --> 00:40:33,266
- LOOK, IF YOU'RE GONNA GET
MORE SERIOUS NOW
1062
00:40:33,266 --> 00:40:36,700
IN YOUR POLITICAL LIFE
PERHAPS AGAIN,
1063
00:40:36,700 --> 00:40:39,834
YOU NEED TO GET BEYOND
AND DISAVOW YOUR PLAYBOY PAST.
1064
00:40:39,834 --> 00:40:41,033
YOU NEED TO BE MORE SERIOUS--
1065
00:40:41,033 --> 00:40:44,133
- ARE YOU SUGGESTING
THAT I SHOULD EFFECT
1066
00:40:44,133 --> 00:40:46,200
A MORE HUMBLE PERSONA?
1067
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:49,367
- YES.
1068
00:40:51,367 --> 00:40:52,834
- YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND.
1069
00:40:52,834 --> 00:40:55,667
I TAKE THAT IN THE ESSENCE
FROM WHICH IT'S EMANATING--
1070
00:40:55,667 --> 00:40:58,200
YOU KNOW, A PLACE OF LOVE
AND WANTING TO--
1071
00:40:58,200 --> 00:40:59,367
- ABSOLUTELY.
1072
00:40:59,367 --> 00:41:00,734
- BUT I CAN'T BE A HYPOCRITE.
1073
00:41:00,734 --> 00:41:02,166
I'M GONNA BE WHO I AM.
1074
00:41:02,166 --> 00:41:04,400
IF I WANT TO JUMP OUT THERE
WITH SOME CUTE GIRLS AND SWIM,
1075
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:05,467
I WILL DO IT.
1076
00:41:05,467 --> 00:41:07,800
- WHAT BROUGHT YOU DOWN
1077
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,367
WAS YOUR PLAYBOY PAST,
1078
00:41:09,367 --> 00:41:12,700
AND, BRO, NO MORE COKE JOKES,
PLEASE.
1079
00:41:12,700 --> 00:41:13,834
I CARE FOR THOMAS.
1080
00:41:13,834 --> 00:41:14,967
I DON'T WANT PEOPLE
TO PERCEIVE HIM
1081
00:41:14,967 --> 00:41:17,066
AS A COKE HEAD
OR STILL DOING COCAINE.
1082
00:41:17,066 --> 00:41:20,233
IT'S GONNA [bleep] UP
HIS REPUTATION AND HIS CAREER.
1083
00:41:20,233 --> 00:41:22,533
YOU NEED TO GET BEYOND THAT
AND SHOW YOU'RE SERIOUS.
1084
00:41:22,533 --> 00:41:25,033
MORE LIKE, "HEY, I HAD MY FUN.
1085
00:41:25,033 --> 00:41:27,767
I DID SOME--
I WAS A BIT RECKLESS."
1086
00:41:27,767 --> 00:41:30,133
- I DON'T THINK I WAS.
I THINK THESE LAWS ARE RECKLESS.
1087
00:41:30,133 --> 00:41:34,233
- BUT YOU--FOR PUBLIC IMAGE,
YOU, LIKE, WITH THE GIRLS,
1088
00:41:34,233 --> 00:41:36,467
IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE
AN [bleep].
1089
00:41:36,467 --> 00:41:38,033
IT--I'M SORRY, IT DOES.
1090
00:41:38,033 --> 00:41:39,834
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHITNEY,
1091
00:41:39,834 --> 00:41:41,633
'CAUSE HE WEARS
ALL THESE CRAZY CLOTHES.
1092
00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:43,333
HE THROWS ALL
THESE CRAZY PARTIES.
1093
00:41:43,333 --> 00:41:45,600
BUT HE'S ACTUALLY
VERY CONSERVATIVE.
1094
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:50,633
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY?
[bleep] PUBLIC PERCEPTION.
1095
00:41:50,633 --> 00:41:53,300
- THAT'S THE WRONG IMAGE
YOU WANT TO PORTRAY.
1096
00:41:53,300 --> 00:41:54,667
- TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE,
1097
00:41:54,667 --> 00:41:55,900
AND AS NIGHT FOLLOWS DAY,
1098
00:41:55,900 --> 00:41:58,000
THOU CANST BE FALSE
TO ANOTHER MAN.
1099
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,533
THAT'S MACBETH.
1100
00:41:59,533 --> 00:42:02,033
AND THEN--AND THIS ABOVE ALL--
1101
00:42:02,033 --> 00:42:03,333
- IN THESE POLITICAL--
1102
00:42:03,333 --> 00:42:06,834
- AND THIS ABOVE ALL
TO THINE OWN SELF TO BE TRUE,
1103
00:42:06,834 --> 00:42:08,934
AND AS NIGHT FOLLOWS DAY,
1104
00:42:08,934 --> 00:42:10,834
THOU CANST BE FALSE
TO ANOTHER MAN.
1105
00:42:10,834 --> 00:42:12,066
- MACBETH WOULD NEVER
BE ELECTED TODAY
1106
00:42:12,066 --> 00:42:13,533
WITH THAT [bleep] ADVICE, SO...
1107
00:42:13,533 --> 00:42:16,533
- WELL, THEN,
I WILL NOT BE ELECTED.
1108
00:42:19,066 --> 00:42:21,934
ON THE NEXT EPISODE
OF SOUTHERN CHARM...
1109
00:42:21,934 --> 00:42:23,567
YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU JUST STEPPED OUT
1110
00:42:23,567 --> 00:42:24,900
OF A RALPH LAUREN CATALOG.
1111
00:42:24,900 --> 00:42:26,800
- [laughs]
1112
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,000
- DANNI--SHE'S SOPHISTICATED,
CULTIVATED.
1113
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,133
SHE KNOWS HOW TO RIDE.
1114
00:42:29,133 --> 00:42:30,633
YOU'RE VERY GOOD FOR A BEGINNER.
1115
00:42:30,633 --> 00:42:33,767
THIS IS SOMEBODY THAT I COULD
SEE AS A FUTURE WIFE OF MINE.
1116
00:42:33,767 --> 00:42:36,266
- SHEP AND I HAVE DECIDED
TO OPEN A RESTAURANT.
1117
00:42:36,266 --> 00:42:38,066
- I THINK THAT'S A LITTLE OUT
OF YOUR REALM.
1118
00:42:38,066 --> 00:42:40,667
- I LIKE THE IDEA
OF A MEXICAN RESTAURANT.
1119
00:42:41,934 --> 00:42:43,266
- I DON'T LIKE HER.
1120
00:42:43,266 --> 00:42:44,266
- ARE YOU GONNA TEACH ME
HOW TO SURF?
1121
00:42:44,266 --> 00:42:45,333
- YEAH, I'D LOVE TO.
1122
00:42:45,333 --> 00:42:47,233
- DO YOU THINK
KATHRYN LIKES SHEP?
1123
00:42:47,233 --> 00:42:48,300
- I THOUGHT KATHRYN LIKED YOU.
1124
00:42:48,300 --> 00:42:50,266
- SHEP THREW OUT
HIS BRO CODE TODAY.
1125
00:42:50,266 --> 00:42:51,533
THAT'S NOT COOL.
1126
00:42:51,533 --> 00:42:53,367
SHEP STARTED CREEPING ON HER.
1127
00:42:53,367 --> 00:42:54,700
- WHY DON'T YOU JUST CLOCK HIM
IN THE FACE?
1128
00:42:54,700 --> 00:42:56,200
JUST BAM!
- JUST SUCKER PUNCH.
1129
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,066
- YOU'RE SAYING I'M STEPPING
ALL OVER YOUR GAME?
1130
00:42:58,066 --> 00:42:59,967
- YOU HOOKED UP WITH HER
LAST NIGHT.
1131
00:42:59,967 --> 00:43:01,000
- SO WHAT?
1132
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,166
- DUMB [bleep].
1133
00:43:03,166 --> 00:43:06,066
- [bleep] OFF.
81479
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