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Joe! I need for you to come inside now!
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Comin'!
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No, now!
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Your father's having one of his turns.
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- HE SHOUTS:
- In a minute!
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- FROM GRAMOPHONE:
- '..A minute... A minute... A minute...'
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'A minute... A minute... A minute... A minute...'
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'60s BEAT MUSIC
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TV: 'Next week on Harper's West One, special guest star
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'John Leyton, star of Biggles as you've never seen him before.
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'That's Thursday, eight o'clock, Harper's West One.'
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RADIO: '..and a very special good morning to the housewife at number 26...'
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Hello?
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- Would sir need any assistance?
- I'm... They're recording my song.
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Well, then, you'll do. I need to have a word about my ceiling.
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- Sorry, I can't...
- I'm the landlady. This is my building.
-..Help.
- Pardon?
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- I can't help. I only just...
- It's none of my business,
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but they've had some very odd types up there.
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My Albert won't stand for it.
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As long as they keep themselves to themselves, but this takes the biscuit!
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- What do you make of that? It's all black and treacly.
- Yes.
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- Some sort of glue. They've only been here a fortnight.
- Oh, dear.
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Had some terrible complaints from the neighbours about the noise.
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Grown men playing silly beggars with records.
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I only hope it doesn't add up to nothing.
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Actually, I've already bought two.
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You should see the state of it up there.
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I'm never going to be able to let it again now, am I? You're a quiet one, aren't you?
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- Sorry. Just a bit...
- Shy? Not much good for a pop star.
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- Actually, I'm classically trained. Biggles is doing my song.
- Biggles?
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- Off the telly.
- Of course he is, dear. Now, come on. Let's find trouble.
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Yes, let's.
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How many musicians am I paying for? For God's sake.
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Oh, Major, you'll do. I've had a disaster in my stockroom.
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Just arrived myself, Violet, dear.
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- Joe will be down as soon as he's spotted.
- Thank you.
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Must crack on, woman, crack on!
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Here, I've had some very nice oxblood belts in,
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go lovely with them brogues.
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- Ta-ra!
- Anton, isn't it?
- Sorry?
- Anton Hollywood, pianist?
- Yes.
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- Well, no.
- Well, I'm afraid Joe's decision is final,
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he doesn't feel you've got what it takes.
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And if you've come for compensation, you can trot off back to wherever the hell...
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No, it's Geoff, not just Geoff. Geoff Goddard.
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- Oh! The author! Tunesmith!
- Composer.
- Composer, yes, of course.
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The name Anton Hollywood was Joe's idea, it's not real.
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It's a stage name. He thought he'd do a Russ Conway with me, didn't work out.
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So you're Goddard, are you? Read Goddard, didn't think Hollywood.
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- No, well, you wouldn't.
- Don't slouch, young man! Upright! Shoulders back!
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Splendid song!
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(Thank you.)
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In fact, I wanted to thank you for the opportunity, really.
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- This is a very good...opportunity. And...
- Very touching.
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It's Joe you should thank. He's the one that spotted your talent.
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I know Fanny Adams about the tunes. I just pull the purse strings.
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- I'm in plastics.
- Really?
- Yes, my son took me to a record shop, selling like hot cakes.
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What's his name? Lonnie? Larry? Big nose, curly hair, plays the broom.
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- Donegan? Lonnie Donegan?
- That's the chap! Expanding market, see?
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Good business opportunity. Met Joe, thought, "That's my boy.
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"He knows his Indians." Anyway, it's him you should thank.
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TOILET FLUSHING
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< That'll be the last time anyone uses that this morning.
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< Carry on singing, I'll be back in a minute.
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Oh, hello, Geoff! I know what you're thinking, why are they singing in the toilet?
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Well, once I've worked my magic and added some reverb,
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it'll sound more like a...like a cathedral! Do you need to go?
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- No. It would be embarrassing in front of everyone singing.
- Speaking of which, backup singers, that is.
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- I've had a quick look at the figures. Are you sure you need them?
- Course we need them!
- And an orchestra?
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Oh, it's hardly an orchestra. Two violins and Charles on his mum's old cello. You all right, Charles?
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- I've been better.
- Harper's West One is getting 10 million viewers.
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They're all going to hear Geoff's song, it's our first good chance for a hit, so it can't be shoddy.
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Have you...?
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VIOLINIST: (I think we should leave.)
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- Have you read the West One script yet?
- No.
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- Well, John plays a pop singer called Johnny Sincere. Isn't that a great name?
- Top drawer!
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- And he opens a record department with your song.
- Who'd have thought, Biggles?
- He's Ginger.
- Sorry?
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Johnny Leyton in Biggles. Plays Ginger. Boy's a big fan.
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BANGING AND SHOUTING
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Geoff, come here. Excuse me, Charles, ladies.
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Take the speaker, point it out that window towards the backyard.
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All the other windows are soundproofed. And I'll need that.
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Drop dead, you silly, old fucker!
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- Oh, God!
- All right, you can close the window and put the speaker back, now. There's a love.
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Is he coming down? >
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- Can you talk to her? I'm far too busy right now.
- Yes, it's best you crack on.
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Well done, Geoff, I hope we'll be seeing a lot more of you.
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- LANDLADY SHOUTS:
- Joe!
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He gave you that speech about not slouching, didn't he?
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I'm sorry about Anton Hollywood, Geoff. You could have been Reading's own Liberace.
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That would have been nice(!)
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But the real Liberace don't make those little piggy, grunty noises when he plays, does he?
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Really, it's fine.
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They're awkward to record around, ugly to watch. Shame. You're a wonderful musician.
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- Lovely looking boy.
- Well, I'm sure this one will sound wonderful. I wanted to thank you.
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- No need to thank me, Geoff. It's a good tune.
- You did such a wonderful job with Lonnie Donegan.
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SKIFFLE MUSIC
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♪ He's putting on the agony
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♪ Putting on the style
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♪ That's what all the young folks are doing all the while. ♪
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MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY
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Well, the royalties from those tunes helped set this place up.
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- Let's hope you get some royalties from your little tune.
- Well, that would be nice.
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CAR HORNS
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I know it's a little impractical, with the stairs and the traffic, but...
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It's got a very strong...energy.
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Yes! I was going to say that.
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TRAFFIC NOISE
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- Keep your hair on!
- How would you like a smack in the mouth?
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THUNDER
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Can I ask? I don't mean to be rude. Something unusual I heard about you.
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Go on, I won't bite.
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About you and Buddy Holly. About his death. Your prediction.
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Yeah. Well, it came to me. A message.
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- A warning for Buddy.
- Tragedy. Great loss.
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I give him a note backstage. I warned him. I told him the date.
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If only he'd listened.
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- Do you still try to...communicate?
- When I have time.
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LOUD VOICES
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- Perhaps you'd like to join me?
- I'd love to.
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Here comes the cavalry.
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- You selfish, skinny runt.
- Those bastard stairs. I've done me sodding back.
- You can shut your cakehole.
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I've got to bring the rest of the kit up, yet.
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- It's not the kit, it's having to lug that fat arse.
- Watch your mouth!
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- Watch your diet!
- You want to fuck right off!
- Ladies and gentlemen, Flanagan and Allen.
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- Oi, Joe, it's pissing down out there.
- Really?
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- Has anybody got a towel? I'm drenched.
- I'm going to have a crap.
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- I'll bring a towel back down with me.
- No, you won't. I have a girl singing backing up there.
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- It's vital for her singing that she's able to breathe in.
- Who's got the arse now?
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FARTING
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Nearly shat meself!
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You do that again, I'll find something to plug the hole with!
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This is the band.
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What they lack in looks, they make up for in charm.
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I've warned you about those ridiculous costumes!
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Now...! Oh, good God, what is that! It's like a rotting trout! Come here, take those off right now!
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SINGER WARMING UP
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Good Lord!
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- And you are?
- Singing.
- Of course.
- Sorry about that.
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- Last time I got pissed on in this getup, my nipples and armpits went all black.
- You are a soapy bastard.
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- Joe, I thought we discussed this?
- Oh, shush!
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Took a week to get the stains off. Carbolic, I had to use.
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Why don't you use an umbrella?
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- Cos cowboys didn't have umbrellas.
- No, and I bet they didn't have black armpits, either.
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- Take off those ridiculous cowboy suits!
- They look wonderful.
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- I will not pay another fine for their antics!
- Marvellous publicity.
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- Getting your collar felt isn't marvellous.
- No-one felt your collar.
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No, they get all black fingers.
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I don't see how a brush with the law can be bad press for a band called The Outlaws. Can it, Geoff?
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I don't know what anyone's talking about, or who anyone is.
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Oh, really, Joe! Geoffrey, Billy Kuy, Mr Clem Cattini.
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- And the smelly bastard's Chas Hodges.
- The Outlaws!
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- This is Geoff, he wrote the song.
- Hope you like it.
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- Oh, it's your song? Lovely!
- Thank you.
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So you're not really cowboys?
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- No.
- You want to watch him, he'll have you on top of a 19 bus with your pants round your ankles
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if he thinks it'll shift a few records.
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- Would he?
- Is that entirely necessary?
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Last month, when we released Swing Low as a single?
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Joe had us in all the clobber, on a fucking stagecoach,
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driving around Piccadilly, blasting out the tune.
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Then he turns around, and says, "I know, why don't we stick up the HMV and nick our own record!"
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We burst in, these two cowards fuck off!
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I'm left there, with a cap gun up the counter girl's hooter like The Lone Wanker.
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Marvellous press!
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- Yet, but guess what?
- Never even heard of us.
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I had to play the racket to the desk sergeant to keep you out of prison!
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Now, all of you change out of these outfits immediately!
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< Coo-ey! Joe?
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Joe, look! Oh, hello, boys!
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Afternoon, Mrs Jensen, all right?
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- Lovely shirts. Don't you look smart?
- Thanks.
- You're all wet. Should have used a brolly.
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ALL: Cowboys didn't have brollies.
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Now, look. I know you're busy, but I've got a bone to pick with you, and you.
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What have you done to my windows?
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My stock room ceiling's all black and treacly, and Mr Brolin's downstairs in his pyjamas.
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- He says you swore at him.
- He started it!
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- Pardon?
- He yelled at me, and I yelled back.
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I can't repeat in front of these young boys the type of filthy language he was using.
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That's what a recording studio is for, is it?
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Give you two the chance to play silly buggers and scare my neighbours?
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He's ever so upset, he works shifts!
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Yeah, don't we all! Shut up!
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- If he can't take it, he shouldn't dish it out.
- Yeah, well, what about my ceiling?
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That's why your ceiling is all black and treacly,
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cos I poured a tin of liquid rubber through the floorboards. For soundproofing.
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Soundproofing, you see! It's for the greater good.
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Gave me ever such a stir. It's all gone runny, and there's flies sticking to it.
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Don't fret, Violet, dear. We'll have someone pop round and rub that rubber off.
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But it will have to be later on.
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I do have a major television star, John Leyton, coming round any second now.
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As you can see, I'm rushed off my feet.
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Him off Biggles? Now I understand. Yes, sorry. I thought you were a bit soft.
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Oh, I'd love to meet him!
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You'll have all the big stars passing through here, Violet.
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Why don't you pop downstairs, make a nice pot of tea and the Major can introduce you when he gets here?
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- I'll tell him you're sorry.
- Who?
- Mr Brolin, your neighbour.
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- Tell him to shove his bin lids...
- Yes, splendid. A pot of tea. After you, Violet.
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All right, Fred. Pick us up at about three.
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Are you sure, sir? No offence, sir.
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- It seems like a right shithole.
- Yeah, let's make it 1:30.
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- How are we doing, boys?
- Nearly there.
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Right, I want to set up the mics downstairs, I want to be ready to go when I get back.
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He's fucking barmy!
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- You playing that old Joanna?
- Yes. Is it in tune?
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Doubt it.
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What's in here?
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Don't go in there. He'll go doolally.
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- Why?
- Because he's bonkers.
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Because it's full of our Joe's secret, magic echo doodahs.
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He's a loon.
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No, no, he's not mad. He's one of your eccentrics, with his gadgets and witchcraft. He's harmless enough.
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- Load of bollocks.
- Yes, but he did predict the date. February 3rd.
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The day of Buddy Holly's tragic accident. And warned him.
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Yeah, he's a proper Nostra-fucking-damus.
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- Right date, wrong year.
- Fucking loon. Load of bollocks.
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Well, it is easy to mock.
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There are many things we do not understand. Not on this plane.
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My involvement in spiritualism is quite serious.
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I've been attending a weekly psychic circle for some months, now, in the hope of becoming a medium.
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In fact, the song we are recording today,
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came to me from the other side.
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From beyond.
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Fucking hell.
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Here. You're studying to be a medium, Clem's studying to be a large.
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Right, are we in tune and ready? John is downstairs, being talked at by Mrs Shenton.
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- People forget that you're an actor, a trained actor, you know.
- Yes.
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I was in drama school for three years. I can play all sorts of, you know...
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- I was playing a Cockney...
- Really?
- Yeah, I can...
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Right. I want to do a sound check. A bit of noise from everyone for level.
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INSTRUMENTS ALL PLAY AT ONCE
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Good. Just hit a bit harder. That's good.
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- SHOUTING:
- All right, all right, all right!
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Right, I want that moved over there, and no-one touch the mics.
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Right, you heard the man, Biggles is arriving 0500 hours!
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ALL SHOUT IN POSH VOICES
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Get that out your systems for a start, cos I'm having none of it.
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- Roger, Roger Wing Commander!
- I fucking mean it!
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Tone deaf actors,
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midgets, bodybuilders.
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It's a fucking pantomime. What next? Singing fucking postman?
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Will you shut your moaning, you wet bastard.
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- You're being paid, ain't you?
- Hi, guys. John Leyton.
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- You must be the band.
- Sharp as a pin.
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Hello, John. Lovely jacket.
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Thanks, Joe, glad you like it.
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I've been wearing this thing so much lately,
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I just don't feel dressed without it.
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- Yeah, where did you leave your goggles?
- Right. Very funny.
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- This is Geoff. He wrote the song.
- Rocking tune, Geoff.
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Where did you park your plane?
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Same place you parked your horsey, partner.
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Ha-ha!
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Thanks.
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Me and the boys have been rehearsing all afternoon.
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- Oh, the backing singer. You all right?
- Fine, thank you.
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So, what I'd like to do is I'd like to go straight for the levels.
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John, you're over here.
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- Yeah, cool. Oh, Joe.
- Yeah?
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Not my business, but those instruments I passed downstairs,
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the cello and the violins,
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I don't think you're going to be able to hear them up here.
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- There's microphones down there, John. That's what they do.
- Really?
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- Great.
- Thank you.
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- One, two.
- Charles, I want to go straight for the level.
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- OK!
- Count them in. We'll see what it sounds like.
- OK.
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♪ Oh, oh
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♪ Oh
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♪ When the mist's a-rising And the rain is falling
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♪ And the wind is blowing cold across the moor
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♪ I hear the voice...
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♪ I hear the voice of my darlin'...
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- (ECHO)
- Ready?
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Will Johnny Remember Me be a hit?
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O.
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N.
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E. Number one.
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♪ Johnny, remember me
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♪ Yes, I'll always remember
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♪ Till the day I die
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♪ I'll hear her cry
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♪ Johnny, remember me
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♪ Ah-ah
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♪ Ah-ah-ah
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♪ Ah ah ah-ah
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♪ Ah ah-ah
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♪ Well, some day, I guess
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♪ I'll find myself another little girl
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♪ To take the place of my true love
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♪ But as long as I live I know
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♪ I'll hear her singing in the sighing of the wind
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♪ Blowin' in the tree tops way above me
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♪ Johnny, remember me... ♪
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You come back here again, I'll cut your bollocks off!
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And don't forget your amp!
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You avaricious pig!
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All I did was ask for my money. He's fucking mad.
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You're fucking mad!
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Move, move.
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Sorry about that.
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Now, where were we?
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Well, I was thinking something like this.
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Piano's sounding a bit odd, a bit strange.
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I put some drawing pins in on the hammers. It adds a bit of sparkle.
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Hm. Sparkle? Yes. Wonderfully clever.
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See, what I want
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is a...a sort of Tornados' theme tune
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so they can have their own solo slot before Billy Fury comes on.
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So, like the...
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The Shadows have Apache before Cliff.
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Does it have to sound Red Indian?
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PLAYS A FEW NOTES
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No, not really.
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Have a go on that.
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It's a...
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clavioline.
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It only plays one note at a time
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but it might be good for the main theme.
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Ooh, I like it.
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Sounds odd. Aloof.
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I like that word, "aloof."
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PHONE RINGS
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Don't worry, it will come to us.
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Hello, RGM. Oh yeah, it's me, put him on.
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Joe? Larry. Joe.
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I know how much you would love to record Billy Fury
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and we've considered your offer
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but, unfortunately, we won't be recording with you.
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- Why's that?
- Nothing personal, trust me.
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Listen, your boys, The Tornados, they're doing a great job
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backing Billy on the tour. They are ace.
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It's just that we have our own recording arrangements.
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- Not good enough for him?
- Joe, Joe.
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Please, let's keep this professional.
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We have had a number one.
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(MOCKINGLY) Yes, Joe. You did.
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And I look after a dozen boys,
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any one of which can do what your boy does.
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Oh, really? Well, good luck to them.
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Upstairs. It's on the latch.
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Listen, Joe. Let me tell you something.
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You may manage the tour, you may manage The Tornados, but you do not
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manage Billy Fury and I don't see Billy Fury recording in your toilet.
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God...
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Can I help you?
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- Who are you?
- I'm Heinz.
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I met Cliff Bennett backstage at the Palace Ballroom in Southampton,
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said I should come and see you, like, you know, and audition.
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Said he'd have a word, like, you know,
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said he'd put in a word for me.
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Said if I used his name, it'd be all right, I could just turn up.
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You know, no appointment.
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Did he? That's nice of him.
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Yeah?
356
00:22:41,217 --> 00:22:44,342
So, where did you say you were from?
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Near Southampton.
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- And what is it that you do?
- Bacon slicer.
- Really? How useful.
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Oh, sorry. You meant... Yeah.
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I sing. And I play a bit of bass.
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Tell you what.
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Why don't you pop to the shops and get me a jar of coffee.
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- Instant all right?
- Joe, I really think I found a nice little melody.
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00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:12,470
- Here's ten bob. Get me a couple of packs of Preludin.
- Right.
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00:23:12,470 --> 00:23:14,845
- What's that?
- Preludin, you get it in the chemists.
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It's slimming tablets.
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00:23:16,054 --> 00:23:18,304
You're on a diet?
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00:23:18,304 --> 00:23:22,429
No. I'm just going to be very busy, that's all.
369
00:23:22,429 --> 00:23:24,471
Pop back in an hour, I'll see if I can fit you in.
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Right, ta. Great.
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Hour.
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- Lady cream.
- Preludin!
- Yeah.
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He's eager, isn't he?
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- Can't say I noticed.
- Right, back to work.
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'From a ground station...'
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- Did you put sugar in it?
- Um...yeah.
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00:24:13,935 --> 00:24:17,768
'An historic feat that could reshape man's future.
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'That satellite, of course, is the Telstar,
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'170 pounds of complex electronic equipment that receives signals
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'beamed from Earth, magnifies them ten billion times
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'and rebroadcasts them...'
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'..Telstar, if you were with us earlier this evening,
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'you'll know what this is.
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'It is the near miracle satellite now in orbit in space,
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'which we hope in just one hour from now on this very programme
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'is going to transmit to us
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'the first ever live public television pictures
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'from the United States...
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'I can see from where I'm sitting,
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'let's go over live to Goonhilly in Cornwall.
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'Thank you, Richard. There is an unmistakable image. That is a man's face.
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'That's the first live television picture across the Atlantic...'
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'What does the future hold? Scientists visualise
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'a belt of Telstars encircling the globe
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'in such a manner that transmissions will be continuous around the world.
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- ECHOING:
- 'Photographic communication... miracle... Telstar...'
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HE HUMS TO HIMSELF
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ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC
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HE SINGS A TUNE BADLY
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HE SINGS A TUNE BADLY WITH ECHO SOUND EFFECT
401
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I can't possibly play guitar to this.
402
00:26:20,197 --> 00:26:22,989
I've never heard the like.
403
00:26:22,989 --> 00:26:27,114
Well, he can't play any instruments, so he has to hum those fucking tapes.
404
00:26:27,114 --> 00:26:32,073
Clem, I don't want it on the ride. I want it on the hi-hat.
405
00:26:32,073 --> 00:26:34,657
I'm on the hi-hat!
406
00:26:34,657 --> 00:26:39,741
- Then play it closed.
- I played it closed!
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00:26:40,866 --> 00:26:42,991
Then play it better!
408
00:26:42,991 --> 00:26:47,158
- Oh, OK, then(!)
- Right, well, then fucking get on with it, then.
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You.
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♪ Twang, twang, twang
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♪ Twang, twang-twang twang, twang... ♪
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Pardon?
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00:26:54,492 --> 00:26:56,284
♪..Twang, twang-twang... ♪
414
00:26:56,284 --> 00:27:01,201
Look, we've got to be at Great Yarmouth by six. By rights, we should be off inside an hour.
415
00:27:01,201 --> 00:27:03,368
♪ Twang-twang-twang... ♪
416
00:27:03,368 --> 00:27:05,368
Right, that's it, that's it, you play that.
417
00:27:05,368 --> 00:27:08,452
You play what you always fucking play.
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00:27:08,452 --> 00:27:10,827
Dum, dum, dum. Tighter, tighter.
419
00:27:16,203 --> 00:27:17,953
Right, that's not bad. Stop, stop!
420
00:27:17,953 --> 00:27:19,953
I want eight bars of that. Twice.
421
00:27:23,287 --> 00:27:26,662
- We never had this trouble with Johnny Kidd.
- I'll bet.
422
00:27:26,662 --> 00:27:30,496
- Never recorded over a handbag shop.
- Yeah, it's unusual, isn't it?
423
00:27:30,496 --> 00:27:33,246
Always used to have to wear a suit to the studio.
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00:27:33,246 --> 00:27:34,371
Riveting.
425
00:27:35,621 --> 00:27:37,288
GET ON WITH IT!
426
00:27:37,288 --> 00:27:39,080
Sorry, mate. No cue lights.
427
00:27:47,623 --> 00:27:49,831
CRACKLING We present...Navy Lark...
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BANGING
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00:27:59,707 --> 00:28:01,249
What are you doing?
430
00:28:01,249 --> 00:28:04,708
- Drumming.
- Bum titty bum titty bum titty bum!
431
00:28:04,708 --> 00:28:07,583
- BANGING
- Look, no hands!
432
00:28:07,583 --> 00:28:10,541
Joe, can I have a word?
433
00:28:11,667 --> 00:28:13,000
I'm recording!
434
00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:15,542
You'd better look at me!
435
00:28:15,542 --> 00:28:20,376
- Carry on, then.
- JOE!!!
- Oh, fucking come on...
436
00:28:20,376 --> 00:28:22,126
JOE!!!
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00:28:22,126 --> 00:28:24,126
Keep practising. I'll be back in a minute.
438
00:28:24,126 --> 00:28:26,710
Joe, we ain't got the time. I don't want to piss Larry off.
439
00:28:26,710 --> 00:28:32,627
Well, fuck Larry Parnes! And fuck Billy Fury! This is my tour.
440
00:28:32,627 --> 00:28:36,211
You are my band. And you will stay sat there till I say.
441
00:28:46,628 --> 00:28:50,462
He only started the Tornados so he could try and lure Billy Fury into his khazi.
442
00:28:51,754 --> 00:28:53,837
Never had any of this with the Pirates.
443
00:29:00,838 --> 00:29:05,797
You should always have more than one string to your bow, Patrick. Duck?
444
00:29:06,839 --> 00:29:07,964
Keep it.
445
00:29:09,464 --> 00:29:12,798
- Thank you, sir.
- These ducks are cheap. Not like these tapes.
446
00:29:12,798 --> 00:29:14,381
What does he want more for?
447
00:29:14,381 --> 00:29:17,631
Don't know, sir. Recording?
448
00:29:25,091 --> 00:29:30,216
- Hello, boys. How's the noise?
- All right?
- Hello, matey.
449
00:29:30,216 --> 00:29:36,425
- Are we off, then?
- Allegedly.
- What?
- About an hour.
- We hope.
450
00:29:36,425 --> 00:29:41,342
Well, what do you think of the whistle, then?
451
00:29:41,342 --> 00:29:44,801
- Very smart.
- He just left it in my room.
452
00:29:44,801 --> 00:29:47,759
- I don't know about that tie, though.
- What about it?
453
00:29:47,759 --> 00:29:51,385
- I don't know, it's a bit, you know. Isn't it, Alan?
- What?
- The tie.
- Oh, yeah.
454
00:29:51,385 --> 00:29:54,218
- What's wrong with it?
- Nothing, it's fine, it's fine.
455
00:29:54,218 --> 00:29:59,386
No, you're right. It's a bit... I'll just go upstairs and change it.
456
00:29:59,386 --> 00:30:00,636
Suit yourself.
457
00:30:04,178 --> 00:30:06,761
Handy living upstairs.
458
00:30:06,761 --> 00:30:08,470
Yeah.
459
00:30:08,470 --> 00:30:10,887
Too fucking handy.
460
00:30:10,887 --> 00:30:13,470
Soppy as a box of frogs. I wouldn't mind if he could play.
461
00:30:13,470 --> 00:30:16,637
He plays bass like he's wearing boxing gloves.
462
00:30:16,637 --> 00:30:19,554
It's when the valve shorts out. It picks up the guitar amp.
463
00:30:19,554 --> 00:30:22,180
Sorry to bother you. I was listening to the Navy Lark.
464
00:30:22,180 --> 00:30:24,805
It all went funny and fuzzy like that.
465
00:30:24,805 --> 00:30:28,097
And then a high-pitched wheeeee sound, I couldn't believe my ears.
466
00:30:28,097 --> 00:30:31,222
And then it all went quiet, and then suddenly all hell let loose.
467
00:30:31,222 --> 00:30:33,306
I thought, that's not Jon Pertwee.
468
00:30:33,306 --> 00:30:35,764
Right, well, I will have it sounding clear as a bell.
469
00:30:37,098 --> 00:30:41,598
- Afternoon, Joe.
- Oh, look, Father bloody Christmas!
470
00:30:41,598 --> 00:30:45,640
- Ponce.
- Who?
- Change me tie? I haven't been home since Wednesday.
471
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:48,724
Can't remember the last time I changed my pants.
472
00:30:48,724 --> 00:30:53,599
Blood out of a stone! Patrick, put them in the office and put the kettle on.
473
00:30:53,599 --> 00:30:56,391
Those tapes aren't to be trifled with. They're expensive.
474
00:30:56,391 --> 00:30:57,891
I'm not to be trifled with!
475
00:30:57,891 --> 00:31:01,684
Begging for tapes is not what number one record producers do.
476
00:31:01,684 --> 00:31:05,101
It'll take a while for the revenue from your hits to actually appear.
477
00:31:05,101 --> 00:31:07,934
What am I supposed to do in the meantime, play conkers?
478
00:31:07,934 --> 00:31:12,143
No, but come along, Joe. I want to expand, but one step at a time.
479
00:31:12,143 --> 00:31:15,477
You've got Patrick now as a full-time office assistant.
480
00:31:15,477 --> 00:31:17,893
Oh, well, whoop-de-fucking-do, Mr Rockefeller(!)
481
00:31:17,893 --> 00:31:22,811
Joe, Joe there's a... Sorry, Major, sir. There's a phone call for you.
482
00:31:22,811 --> 00:31:26,936
- It's Brian Epstein.
- Shit.
- About the demos.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
483
00:31:26,936 --> 00:31:30,311
He's got this Merseybeat combo. They're rubbish.
484
00:31:30,311 --> 00:31:33,853
Right, you bastards, I'll be back in five minutes. Keep practising.
485
00:31:33,853 --> 00:31:35,187
You, don't go in there.
486
00:31:38,771 --> 00:31:41,604
Major, can I have a word?
487
00:31:42,979 --> 00:31:45,855
Sir, we've got to be in Great Yarmouth by six.
488
00:31:45,855 --> 00:31:49,397
- If we don't head off now, we're buggered.
- That's up to Joe.
489
00:31:49,397 --> 00:31:52,980
- I haven't seen daylight for two days.
- Well, believe me, it hasn't changed much.
490
00:31:52,980 --> 00:31:55,231
He's got this track that don't make sense.
491
00:31:55,231 --> 00:31:58,689
He'll have us banging on until we miss the Billy Fury gig. It's not rational.
492
00:31:58,689 --> 00:32:01,189
He has been terribly moody.
493
00:32:01,189 --> 00:32:04,231
- And after what happened to Billy...
- Greedy little bastard.
494
00:32:04,231 --> 00:32:08,107
No-one gets royalties. You're all on session fees. Seven pounds, six shillings.
495
00:32:08,107 --> 00:32:12,107
Does that include being attacked with scissors and thrown down the stairs?
496
00:32:12,107 --> 00:32:16,066
- I would have chucked him out a window.
- He could have killed him. How do you think Alan feels?
497
00:32:16,066 --> 00:32:19,108
- He's Billy's replacement. What will happen to him?
- Oh, cheers!
498
00:32:19,108 --> 00:32:21,983
Or any of us. Well, except blond rinse upstairs.
499
00:32:21,983 --> 00:32:25,692
Which is another thing. He's treated like Presley and fucking clueless.
500
00:32:25,692 --> 00:32:28,317
- He don't know a flat from a house.
- Are you quite finished?
501
00:32:30,192 --> 00:32:31,734
Yeah.
502
00:32:34,109 --> 00:32:37,693
Then let me remind you that Joe is your recording manager.
503
00:32:37,693 --> 00:32:40,985
And as such, he will decide when he records and with whom.
504
00:32:40,985 --> 00:32:45,736
And I should think that you could afford yourself a little faith in his judgement.
505
00:32:45,736 --> 00:32:48,277
This whole Merseybeat thing, it's a fad.
506
00:32:48,277 --> 00:32:52,986
But good luck with the demo, and please, send my love to the boys.
507
00:32:52,986 --> 00:32:56,278
Bye now.
508
00:32:56,278 --> 00:33:00,904
Leyton has buggered off to Hollywood, and Joe is still searching for the next hit.
509
00:33:00,904 --> 00:33:02,862
Not just for himself, but for all of us.
510
00:33:02,862 --> 00:33:06,029
So when you're down at the pub or playing darts or whatever it is
511
00:33:06,029 --> 00:33:08,738
you boys do, Joe is working.
512
00:33:08,738 --> 00:33:11,863
Constantly working. The boy's a genius.
513
00:33:13,155 --> 00:33:17,989
So if your feelings are hurt, it is of very little consequence to me.
514
00:33:17,989 --> 00:33:19,989
Do I make myself clear?
515
00:33:21,322 --> 00:33:22,823
Yes.
516
00:33:22,823 --> 00:33:25,115
Good. Carry on, then.
517
00:33:25,115 --> 00:33:28,156
Patrick, if that northern idiot calls back, tell him I'm busy.
518
00:33:28,156 --> 00:33:30,532
- Anything to report?
- Poor Brian.
519
00:33:30,532 --> 00:33:33,532
He's a lovely man, but he don't have a clue what the kids want.
520
00:33:34,824 --> 00:33:36,199
PATRICK!!
521
00:33:37,324 --> 00:33:39,866
Well, I'll be leaving, then. Just thought I'd pop round.
522
00:33:39,866 --> 00:33:42,866
- And spy.
- I just wanted to see where all those tapes were going.
523
00:33:42,866 --> 00:33:44,783
Well, surprise, I'm recording with them.
524
00:33:44,783 --> 00:33:49,034
- Of course you are. Goodbye.
- Joe?
- Call Geoff. I need him here.
- Yes, chief.
525
00:33:49,034 --> 00:33:55,117
- Have you got any of me sweeties? I'm going to finish this track if it kills me.
- You should get some sleep.
526
00:33:55,117 --> 00:33:58,910
- Dexies?
- Take the money out of petty cash.
- I did.
527
00:33:58,910 --> 00:34:02,077
- You said that yesterday.
- Oh, you are good.
528
00:34:02,077 --> 00:34:06,494
- It's nice to have someone I can trust.
- Coffee?
- Oh, lovely.
529
00:34:09,661 --> 00:34:11,202
Right, let's hear it.
530
00:34:11,202 --> 00:34:14,828
- Hear what?
- Oh, don't start. Bum, titty, bum, twang, twang, twang.
531
00:34:16,953 --> 00:34:20,328
Good. Right, keep playing till I say stop.
532
00:34:29,329 --> 00:34:32,621
SHOUTING Right, that's it. Stop. Alan, stop.
533
00:34:32,621 --> 00:34:34,496
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
534
00:34:34,496 --> 00:34:37,330
DISTORTED REVERBERATION
535
00:34:39,580 --> 00:34:42,039
- Why have you stopped?
- What the fuck was that silly noise?
536
00:34:42,039 --> 00:34:44,872
- Oh, that's just for the intro.
- It's bollocks.
537
00:34:44,872 --> 00:34:47,539
- Why don't you play it?
- I'm going to Yarmouth.
- What?
538
00:34:47,539 --> 00:34:50,706
You've still got the piano or whatever the fuck part it is to put down yet.
539
00:34:50,706 --> 00:34:54,582
- For your information, Geoff is on his way to play the keyboard.
- Geoff?
540
00:34:54,582 --> 00:34:56,457
That daft prat?
541
00:34:56,457 --> 00:34:57,999
How dare you!
542
00:34:57,999 --> 00:35:00,957
All that song from beyond the grave bollocks. It's embarrassing.
543
00:35:00,957 --> 00:35:02,624
Yeah, but it happens to be true.
544
00:35:02,624 --> 00:35:03,958
I'll tell you what is true,
545
00:35:03,958 --> 00:35:06,333
I'm calling this recording session to an end.
546
00:35:06,333 --> 00:35:08,750
Sorry, Joe. I'm not letting everyone cop it because
547
00:35:08,750 --> 00:35:11,958
you've got some silly bollocks idea that sounds like a lump of dog shit.
548
00:35:11,958 --> 00:35:14,334
- Oi, gormless, we're going!
- What? Oh, yeah.
549
00:35:14,334 --> 00:35:16,751
You ungrateful bastard!
550
00:35:16,751 --> 00:35:19,584
Right, go on then, fuck off, you fat bitch!
551
00:35:19,584 --> 00:35:22,210
- And you, you communist cunt!
- Sorry, strictly speaking,..
552
00:35:22,210 --> 00:35:25,085
- Fuck off!
-..I'm not really a member of...
- Fuck off! Fuck off!
553
00:35:25,085 --> 00:35:26,627
Fuck off! Fuck off!
554
00:35:28,502 --> 00:35:33,627
- Oh, you've got your new suit?
- Yeah, do you like it?
- It's lovely.
555
00:35:33,627 --> 00:35:35,503
Yeah, pucker, innit?
556
00:35:35,503 --> 00:35:38,669
- Ta.
- I like that tie. That's a nice touch.
- Yeah?
557
00:35:38,669 --> 00:35:42,170
You must bring an umbrella, it might rain, you must watch your hair.
558
00:35:42,170 --> 00:35:43,878
All right, Mum!
559
00:35:43,878 --> 00:35:47,712
No, you're right, I don't want to get my hair fluffy.
560
00:35:47,712 --> 00:35:50,087
Yeah, all right, then. See you.
561
00:35:50,087 --> 00:35:51,421
Bye.
562
00:35:51,421 --> 00:35:52,671
Bye, guy. Gotta fly.
563
00:35:55,338 --> 00:35:57,130
Don't he look stunning?
564
00:35:57,130 --> 00:35:58,296
Very smart.
565
00:35:58,296 --> 00:36:00,588
- Geoff is on his way.
- Good.
566
00:36:26,341 --> 00:36:28,716
SPACE SOUND EFFECTS
567
00:36:31,008 --> 00:36:34,467
Joe, there's a storm brewing.
568
00:36:36,217 --> 00:36:38,092
A good omen.
569
00:36:38,092 --> 00:36:41,509
SOUND EFFECTS CONTINUE
570
00:36:42,968 --> 00:36:45,593
It's going to rain.
571
00:36:45,593 --> 00:36:47,593
Joe?
572
00:36:50,260 --> 00:36:51,885
Joe?
573
00:36:55,844 --> 00:36:58,219
Joe?
574
00:36:58,219 --> 00:37:01,261
- Geoff, it came to me in a dream.
- What?
575
00:37:01,261 --> 00:37:04,178
The solo slot before Billy Fury comes on.
576
00:37:04,178 --> 00:37:07,595
Those ungrateful Tornado bastards. They just don't understand.
577
00:37:07,595 --> 00:37:10,179
I do. Joe, it's raining, there's a storm.
578
00:37:10,179 --> 00:37:12,929
- Just like when I recorded Johnny.
- Good omen.
579
00:37:12,929 --> 00:37:14,387
So, what's the track called?
580
00:37:14,387 --> 00:37:18,804
- The Theme Of Telstar.
- Ooh. What is it? Telstar?
581
00:37:18,804 --> 00:37:22,388
- I've heard of that.
- It's a satellite. The miracle of science.
582
00:37:22,388 --> 00:37:25,555
It picks up invisible rays from the other side of the world,
583
00:37:25,555 --> 00:37:27,347
then it beams them back to Earth.
584
00:37:27,347 --> 00:37:32,681
- Like the ether.
- Yes, like the ether. But...it's science.
585
00:37:32,681 --> 00:37:34,514
PLAYS A SINGLE NOTE ON THE CLAVIOLINE
586
00:37:34,514 --> 00:37:36,765
Right, so. We lift off.
587
00:37:36,765 --> 00:37:39,557
♪ Do, do, do
588
00:37:39,557 --> 00:37:41,807
♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do. ♪
589
00:37:41,807 --> 00:37:43,849
Then we go up to space.
590
00:37:43,849 --> 00:37:47,141
♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
591
00:37:47,141 --> 00:37:48,182
♪ Do... ♪ No.
592
00:37:48,182 --> 00:37:49,849
♪..Do, do, doooo... ♪
593
00:37:49,849 --> 00:37:54,766
That's it. Then we hover. ♪..Do, do, do, do do... ♪
594
00:37:54,766 --> 00:37:57,267
Then we look down at Earth at all the humans.
595
00:37:57,267 --> 00:37:59,475
♪..Do, do, do, do, do
596
00:37:59,475 --> 00:38:01,850
♪ Do, do, do, do, do... ♪
597
00:38:01,850 --> 00:38:04,184
That's what looking at humans would sound like.
598
00:38:04,184 --> 00:38:06,518
I like that. Play it again.
599
00:38:06,518 --> 00:38:09,810
GEOFF PLAYS THE CLAVIOLINE
600
00:38:09,810 --> 00:38:13,268
And... ♪ Do, do, do, do, do do, do, do, do
601
00:38:13,268 --> 00:38:15,768
- ♪ Do, do, do
- Do, do, do, do, do
602
00:38:15,768 --> 00:38:20,477
♪ Do, do, do, do, do... ♪ Very bold, Joe.
603
00:38:20,477 --> 00:38:23,561
- That's it. Do you want to hear the demo?
- No.
604
00:38:25,019 --> 00:38:28,270
MUSIC: "Telstar"
605
00:38:44,646 --> 00:38:47,438
Ladies and gentlemen, The Tornados!
606
00:38:47,438 --> 00:38:49,855
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
607
00:38:49,855 --> 00:38:51,730
MUSIC: Telstar by The Tornados
608
00:38:57,439 --> 00:38:59,731
'Leaping up to the top spot,
609
00:38:59,731 --> 00:39:03,107
'it's Billy Fury's backing band. In at number one with Telstar...'
610
00:39:03,107 --> 00:39:05,607
I've got the biggest picture for a reason.
611
00:39:05,607 --> 00:39:08,357
Yeah. It's cos I front the band. Right?
612
00:39:08,357 --> 00:39:10,982
That means that all the responsibility is on me.
613
00:39:10,982 --> 00:39:14,274
I understand that part of today's press conference
614
00:39:14,274 --> 00:39:17,191
is being relayed by the Telstar communications satellite.
615
00:39:17,191 --> 00:39:20,317
I suppose you'll be moving out now. Onwards and upwards.
616
00:39:20,317 --> 00:39:22,608
God only knows how I'm going to let that place again.
617
00:39:22,608 --> 00:39:25,234
Well, I don't think I'll be going anywhere just yet.
618
00:39:25,234 --> 00:39:27,234
Truth is I've made a little home here.
619
00:39:27,234 --> 00:39:30,484
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
620
00:39:34,985 --> 00:39:37,985
Your very own gold disc, Joe. Congratulations.
621
00:39:37,985 --> 00:39:40,027
I got me the best band in the world.
622
00:39:40,027 --> 00:39:43,819
It gives me great pleasure in presenting this unprecedented
623
00:39:43,819 --> 00:39:49,444
second gold disc to songwriter and producer Mr Joe Meek.
624
00:39:49,444 --> 00:39:52,111
Two million copies!
625
00:39:52,111 --> 00:39:56,654
And the winner of the 1963 Ivor Novello Award is of course
626
00:39:56,654 --> 00:40:01,154
the writer and producer of Telstar, Mr Joe Meek.
627
00:40:01,154 --> 00:40:03,863
APPLAUSE
628
00:40:03,863 --> 00:40:08,030
I'd like to say a very special thank you to a very special person.
629
00:40:08,030 --> 00:40:12,655
Some of you may know her as Biddy but I doubt it. I know her as Mum.
630
00:40:12,655 --> 00:40:15,197
- APPLAUSE
- Thank you, Mum.
631
00:40:16,906 --> 00:40:18,864
Merry Christmas, guys and gals.
632
00:40:18,864 --> 00:40:22,031
That was the Billboard Chart this Christmas.
633
00:40:22,031 --> 00:40:24,031
And here is the nation's holiday number one,
634
00:40:24,031 --> 00:40:28,032
topping the US charts for the first time ever, it's a British band.
635
00:40:34,032 --> 00:40:36,699
Telegram for you, Mr Meek.
636
00:40:36,699 --> 00:40:38,824
I hope it's good news, sir.
637
00:40:42,575 --> 00:40:44,908
Thank you, sir.
638
00:40:44,908 --> 00:40:49,534
..from our record-breaking number one, Telstar.
639
00:40:49,534 --> 00:40:54,034
And here to join me now, the one and only Mr Billy Fury.
640
00:40:54,034 --> 00:40:56,284
SCREAMING AND CHEERING
641
00:40:56,284 --> 00:40:58,118
Well done, son.
642
00:41:00,368 --> 00:41:03,702
MUSIC STARTS
643
00:41:05,077 --> 00:41:06,994
♪ Play it cool, baby
644
00:41:06,994 --> 00:41:09,327
♪ Play it cool... ♪
645
00:41:11,453 --> 00:41:12,994
Here we come!
646
00:41:12,994 --> 00:41:14,828
CHEERING AND WHOOPING
647
00:41:14,828 --> 00:41:16,286
Yay-hey!
648
00:41:18,203 --> 00:41:19,954
Hey-hey! Hey-hey!
649
00:41:19,954 --> 00:41:21,954
All right, my boy!
650
00:41:21,954 --> 00:41:23,496
Ha-ha! Ha-ha!
651
00:41:23,496 --> 00:41:26,287
Telstar!
652
00:41:29,038 --> 00:41:30,663
Yes! Oh, yes!
653
00:41:32,038 --> 00:41:34,038
BOTH: Don't mind if I do!
654
00:41:34,038 --> 00:41:36,122
THEY LAUGH
655
00:41:41,706 --> 00:41:44,039
You know, when I was a little boy back in Gloucester,
656
00:41:44,039 --> 00:41:46,289
I had a terrible accident with some phosphorous.
657
00:41:46,289 --> 00:41:49,748
Some had been left by the local Home Guard.
658
00:41:49,748 --> 00:41:53,040
And I discovered that if you put some on your hands and clap,
659
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:55,915
there'd be a little puff of smoke.
660
00:41:55,915 --> 00:41:59,874
Of course, I thought I'd discovered something wonderful.
661
00:41:59,874 --> 00:42:02,583
So, I put a small lump in my palm and I clapped ever so hard.
662
00:42:02,583 --> 00:42:05,083
And there was this tremendous explosion
663
00:42:05,083 --> 00:42:07,625
which knocked me off my little feet.
664
00:42:09,083 --> 00:42:12,834
When I got back up, I discovered that my hands were terribly burnt.
665
00:42:14,459 --> 00:42:17,626
Phosphorus was still burning.
666
00:42:17,626 --> 00:42:19,584
It kept burning all the way home.
667
00:42:21,793 --> 00:42:28,210
Until my dad, who was a veteran of the First World War,
668
00:42:28,210 --> 00:42:32,211
put both my hands in a bowl of milk.
669
00:42:35,919 --> 00:42:38,336
By then, my hands had been terribly burnt
670
00:42:38,336 --> 00:42:42,545
so I was rushed to the hospital and the doctors told me
671
00:42:42,545 --> 00:42:45,837
that I would never be able to move my hands again.
672
00:42:45,837 --> 00:42:48,796
Well, there's nothing wrong with your hands.
673
00:42:50,879 --> 00:42:55,421
That's because there was one doctor. A very special man.
674
00:42:55,421 --> 00:42:57,630
Yeah?
675
00:42:57,630 --> 00:43:01,214
- They're very clever, those doctors.
- Ah, they work miracles.
676
00:43:03,797 --> 00:43:08,173
But this one doctor, this one special man...
677
00:43:10,465 --> 00:43:13,632
..he saw there was a spark in this little boy.
678
00:43:16,090 --> 00:43:18,924
He made the commitment to me because of that spark.
679
00:43:21,716 --> 00:43:23,299
And I was committed to him.
680
00:43:35,509 --> 00:43:37,842
These aren't the hands of a bass player.
681
00:43:46,718 --> 00:43:49,593
- Right, who are you?
- John Hale. New Musical Express.
- Good.
682
00:43:49,593 --> 00:43:51,469
Well, I'm very busy. I can't be long.
683
00:43:51,469 --> 00:43:54,511
What do you say to people who accuse Telstar of being banal?
684
00:43:54,511 --> 00:43:58,178
- It sold three million.
- What other artists do you supervise?
685
00:43:58,178 --> 00:44:00,053
Well, I look after Screaming Lord Sutch.
686
00:44:00,053 --> 00:44:03,303
He is touring the country at the moment. He's very, very colourful.
687
00:44:03,303 --> 00:44:04,762
Very popular.
688
00:44:04,762 --> 00:44:06,470
♪ Ah-ha, ha, ha!
689
00:44:06,470 --> 00:44:07,762
♪ Ah-ha, ha, ha!
690
00:44:07,762 --> 00:44:10,095
♪ Eh-eh, eh, ooh!
691
00:44:10,095 --> 00:44:11,387
♪ Eh-eh, eh, ooh!
692
00:44:11,387 --> 00:44:13,554
SCREAMING
693
00:44:13,554 --> 00:44:18,638
And there's Cliff Bennett, Mike Berry, and the newest one is Heinz.
694
00:44:18,638 --> 00:44:21,638
He's just cut his first solo disc since he left The Tornados.
695
00:44:23,055 --> 00:44:25,930
He will be the biggest star in the country within a year.
696
00:44:25,930 --> 00:44:28,264
Bigger than Cliff Richard.
697
00:44:28,264 --> 00:44:31,931
Much bigger than that drunken streak of piss, Billy fucking Fury.
698
00:44:31,931 --> 00:44:34,223
Oh! One to watch out for, then.
699
00:44:36,265 --> 00:44:37,890
Who are your favourite artists?
700
00:44:37,890 --> 00:44:41,390
I like modern jazz. Ella. And I love Judy Garland.
701
00:44:43,891 --> 00:44:47,766
- Did you get my gold disc in the back?
- Yeah, mate, I'm getting them.
702
00:44:47,766 --> 00:44:51,766
- And what is your future?
- I'd like to write a musical.
703
00:45:18,269 --> 00:45:21,561
Joe? I thought the house was on fire!
704
00:45:50,439 --> 00:45:53,856
SCREAMING
705
00:45:58,273 --> 00:46:00,940
- Aaargh, that's disgusting!
- And cut!
706
00:46:00,940 --> 00:46:02,815
What is that you're squirting on me?
707
00:46:02,815 --> 00:46:05,315
Who's gonna pay for it to be cleaned?
708
00:46:05,315 --> 00:46:07,149
What's he filming, anyway?
709
00:46:07,149 --> 00:46:09,816
I'm making a little film to promote my artist.
710
00:46:09,816 --> 00:46:13,316
He hasn't even got any instruments. You're a bunch of idiots.
711
00:46:13,316 --> 00:46:15,441
Oh, fuck off, then!
712
00:46:15,441 --> 00:46:17,025
Get your hands off me!
713
00:46:18,900 --> 00:46:21,442
Jack The Ripper by Screaming Lord Sutch.
714
00:46:21,442 --> 00:46:24,276
Out now with RGM Records.
715
00:46:24,276 --> 00:46:27,984
That's Jack The Ripper by Screaming Lord Sutch, RGM Records.
716
00:46:27,984 --> 00:46:30,860
That's RGM Records.
717
00:46:30,860 --> 00:46:33,776
Well, the stunts just get better and better.
718
00:46:33,776 --> 00:46:35,193
Made all the local press.
719
00:46:38,402 --> 00:46:40,986
Now, look, I've been reading a book on psychology
720
00:46:40,986 --> 00:46:44,153
- and people follow arrows, they just can't help it.
- Yeah?
721
00:46:44,153 --> 00:46:46,903
So, what if we were to paint arrows on all the roads
722
00:46:46,903 --> 00:46:50,611
and buildings around Piccadilly Circus, all pointing towards a shop.
723
00:46:50,611 --> 00:46:51,820
A shop?
724
00:46:51,820 --> 00:46:54,028
A shop where the record will be for sale
725
00:46:54,028 --> 00:46:56,529
and Screaming Lord Sutch will be performing.
726
00:46:56,529 --> 00:46:58,487
Aaaaargh!
727
00:46:58,487 --> 00:47:00,279
A gig, in a shop?
728
00:47:00,279 --> 00:47:02,363
Well, I think it's fucking ridiculous.
729
00:47:02,363 --> 00:47:04,530
MUSIC PLAYS
730
00:47:08,530 --> 00:47:11,822
- I won't do it.
- Don't be so narrow-minded.
731
00:47:11,822 --> 00:47:15,072
♪ With his little black bag and his one track mind
732
00:47:18,198 --> 00:47:22,198
♪ Well, he nearly catches up when the lights go down
733
00:47:24,990 --> 00:47:28,490
♪ Cos that's the time he starts his dirty, uh, chop around
734
00:47:30,532 --> 00:47:34,991
♪ When he walks down the streets to every girl he meets, he says
735
00:47:34,991 --> 00:47:37,991
♪ Is your name Mary Blood? ♪ MUSIC FADES
736
00:47:50,201 --> 00:47:57,076
BOOS AND JEERING
737
00:48:05,077 --> 00:48:13,370
JEERING AND SHOUTING CONTINUES
738
00:48:14,995 --> 00:48:17,162
Have that!
739
00:48:17,162 --> 00:48:19,620
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
740
00:48:19,620 --> 00:48:22,371
CHEERS AND WHISTLING
741
00:48:25,454 --> 00:48:28,746
You fucking spivvy toe-rag.
742
00:48:28,746 --> 00:48:31,997
Yeah, tosser. It's all round my suit.
743
00:48:31,997 --> 00:48:35,830
I'd like to see you afford a suit like this, yeah! You cheap arsehole!
744
00:48:35,830 --> 00:48:38,747
- Smiling now, are you? Yeah, you...
- Oi, oi!
745
00:48:38,747 --> 00:48:39,872
Oi, Lightbulb!
746
00:48:39,872 --> 00:48:42,164
How many watts is that head?
747
00:48:42,164 --> 00:48:44,706
100? No, he ain't that bright!
748
00:48:46,873 --> 00:48:49,582
Put that light out! Put that light out! Ha-ha!
749
00:48:49,582 --> 00:48:52,915
Hey, I thought he was electric! Ha-ha!
750
00:48:55,416 --> 00:48:56,957
JEERING AND SHOUTING
751
00:48:59,583 --> 00:49:01,583
Just play the song, just play the song.
752
00:49:04,208 --> 00:49:07,959
MUSIC STARTS
753
00:49:18,668 --> 00:49:21,126
What do you mean "Gene"?
754
00:49:21,126 --> 00:49:27,335
Well, you know, they've come to see Gene and Jerry Lee.
755
00:49:27,335 --> 00:49:30,961
- They were hard, like, you know?
- You've got to win them over.
756
00:49:30,961 --> 00:49:33,711
I can't.
757
00:49:33,711 --> 00:49:36,711
When I walk out on stage, they call me a poof.
758
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:42,462
It's because of the hair,
759
00:49:42,462 --> 00:49:43,712
and the suits.
760
00:49:45,046 --> 00:49:46,296
Yeah, after the songs.
761
00:49:46,296 --> 00:49:49,671
Yeah, it gets worse.
762
00:49:49,671 --> 00:49:52,005
So, I'm at home in Southampton and I do what you said
763
00:49:52,005 --> 00:49:53,880
about looking at a nice girl in the crowd
764
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:57,338
for Dreams Come True, like Gene does in Be Bop A Lula.
765
00:49:57,338 --> 00:50:00,589
Only like, it was some bloke's bird.
766
00:50:00,589 --> 00:50:05,339
And he decides to come and get me at stage door. My mum overheard.
767
00:50:05,339 --> 00:50:08,840
It was only her tip-off what saved me, like.
768
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:11,632
She was a lot more scared than I was, of course.
769
00:50:12,798 --> 00:50:15,299
Well, she would be, poor love.
770
00:50:16,382 --> 00:50:20,382
Joe, sometimes I look at these two stars
771
00:50:20,382 --> 00:50:23,091
and I can't believe I'm playing with them.
772
00:50:23,091 --> 00:50:25,925
And other times... I wish I didn't have to.
773
00:50:25,925 --> 00:50:27,675
Oh, you don't mean that!
774
00:50:27,675 --> 00:50:29,758
Joe, they don't like me.
775
00:50:31,384 --> 00:50:36,217
I mean what if...people... what if they just don't like me?
776
00:50:40,218 --> 00:50:43,385
Confidence, that's all you need!
777
00:50:43,385 --> 00:50:45,468
Come 'ere.
778
00:50:45,468 --> 00:50:50,760
You are on tour with two rock and roll greats cos you've got talent.
779
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:52,552
I'm not wrong about that.
780
00:50:54,344 --> 00:50:57,053
Now, I was going to keep this as a surprise
781
00:50:57,053 --> 00:50:59,845
but just to help your confidence, I'm going to tell you now.
782
00:50:59,845 --> 00:51:01,553
I have got two,
783
00:51:01,553 --> 00:51:06,137
maybe three, TV slots lined up for you when your record comes out.
784
00:51:06,137 --> 00:51:07,429
- You're joking.
- No.
785
00:51:07,429 --> 00:51:09,721
- I'm going to be on the telly?
- Yeah.
786
00:51:09,721 --> 00:51:11,804
Bloody Nora!
787
00:51:11,804 --> 00:51:13,846
Now, I hope you've been watching those two
788
00:51:13,846 --> 00:51:17,638
and learning something cos pretty soon you're going to be in everyone's front room
789
00:51:17,638 --> 00:51:20,222
and you BETTER be ready for that, my lad.
790
00:51:24,889 --> 00:51:27,639
Now, that's Marty Wilde. See the way he does it?
791
00:51:30,514 --> 00:51:33,640
♪ I want you for my own... ♪
792
00:51:34,765 --> 00:51:37,098
THAT'S what it's got to be like.
793
00:51:37,098 --> 00:51:38,599
See the way he twitches his head?
794
00:51:38,599 --> 00:51:40,140
That's pure rock and roll.
795
00:51:45,183 --> 00:51:51,266
♪ There's always someone beside you
796
00:51:52,517 --> 00:52:00,642
♪ Yes, there's always someone in your arms
797
00:52:00,642 --> 00:52:02,893
♪ Little baby
798
00:52:04,518 --> 00:52:07,393
♪ If only I had known... ♪
799
00:52:09,352 --> 00:52:11,518
That was breathtaking. You carry on like that,
800
00:52:11,518 --> 00:52:14,060
forget Gene and Jerry, you'll be bigger than Presley!
801
00:52:14,060 --> 00:52:16,561
- That's silly.
- And I'm working on a big hit for you,
802
00:52:16,561 --> 00:52:19,394
your very own Telstar cos you're going to be a big star.
803
00:52:19,394 --> 00:52:21,394
You're my golden boy.
804
00:52:25,895 --> 00:52:30,520
♪ Well, be bop a Lula she's my baby
805
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:34,771
♪ Be bop a Lula I don't mean maybe
806
00:52:34,771 --> 00:52:38,480
♪ Be bop a Lula she's my baby doll
807
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:41,396
♪ My baby doll, my baby doll
808
00:52:41,396 --> 00:52:45,314
♪ Well, she's the gal in the red blue jeans
809
00:52:45,314 --> 00:52:47,522
♪ She's the queen of all the teens... ♪
810
00:52:47,522 --> 00:52:50,022
I think my friend will like this one.
811
00:52:50,022 --> 00:52:53,023
It's a much stronger aura, don't you think?
812
00:52:53,023 --> 00:52:57,440
♪ She's the girl that loves me so
813
00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:00,690
♪ Be bop a Lula she's my baby
814
00:53:00,690 --> 00:53:04,274
♪ Be bop a Lula I don't mean maybe... ♪
815
00:53:09,233 --> 00:53:15,525
HEAVY BREATHING AND PANTING
816
00:53:32,777 --> 00:53:35,944
Excuse me, miss. My, what a pretty ranch you have here.
817
00:53:35,944 --> 00:53:40,152
I'm Gene Vincent. You may have heard of me on your wireless. I'm travelling with my band here
818
00:53:40,152 --> 00:53:43,653
and I wondered if we might make use of your splendid-looking water closet.
819
00:53:44,819 --> 00:53:46,445
He means khazi.
820
00:53:48,486 --> 00:53:51,903
- Mate, I've got to go first - I'm poking a hole through me trousers.
- What?
821
00:53:51,903 --> 00:53:53,945
Fuck's sake.
822
00:53:53,945 --> 00:53:56,779
- Here comes Bean Boy.
- He'll be in there half an hour.
823
00:53:56,779 --> 00:53:59,529
He's going to stink the place out.
824
00:53:59,529 --> 00:54:01,321
I only wanted a slash.
825
00:54:07,863 --> 00:54:09,780
Hey, boys - watch this.
826
00:54:11,614 --> 00:54:15,239
Oi, gormless - they've gone without you!
827
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:18,364
- What?
- Have that!
828
00:54:18,364 --> 00:54:20,323
Do you like, Chas?
829
00:54:20,323 --> 00:54:22,490
HEINZ GIGGLES MANICALLY
830
00:54:27,240 --> 00:54:31,991
- Do you want some coffee, Gene?
- No thanks, kid.
- Proper stuff.
831
00:54:31,991 --> 00:54:34,283
GIGGLES
832
00:54:41,533 --> 00:54:44,367
HE LAUGHS
833
00:54:46,159 --> 00:54:48,993
Every bloody time.
834
00:54:48,993 --> 00:54:52,243
- It's not funny.
- It's quite funny.
835
00:54:52,243 --> 00:54:55,493
CHAS LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY
836
00:54:56,535 --> 00:54:59,869
You wanker!
837
00:55:02,202 --> 00:55:04,244
Excuse me, love.
838
00:55:04,244 --> 00:55:06,161
Have you got any more eggs?
839
00:55:10,411 --> 00:55:12,495
♪ I'm beginning to see the light, now
840
00:55:12,495 --> 00:55:15,704
♪ I need you day and night, now
841
00:55:15,704 --> 00:55:18,495
♪ Whoa, whoa, don't let go
842
00:55:18,495 --> 00:55:21,954
♪ Temptation, baby
843
00:55:21,954 --> 00:55:24,079
♪ When I see you struttin' by
844
00:55:24,079 --> 00:55:26,371
♪ You're makin' me feel so good now... ♪
845
00:55:26,371 --> 00:55:28,830
- What d'you say, Lightbulb?
- Fuck off!
846
00:55:28,830 --> 00:55:30,872
THEY LAUGH
847
00:55:35,330 --> 00:55:37,914
- You wanker!
- Fuck off!
848
00:55:39,956 --> 00:55:42,581
- See you later, Lightbulb.
- Bastard!
849
00:55:44,665 --> 00:55:46,707
Fucking ha fucking ha!
850
00:55:46,707 --> 00:55:48,957
Oi, you fat bastard!
851
00:55:48,957 --> 00:55:50,999
- Oh, my...
- Fucking yes!
852
00:55:50,999 --> 00:55:53,666
Fucking bastards!
853
00:55:53,666 --> 00:55:55,999
Where did you learn to pitch like that?
854
00:55:55,999 --> 00:55:57,958
I was always good at cricket!
855
00:55:57,958 --> 00:56:00,583
♪ When I see you struttin' by... ♪
856
00:56:00,583 --> 00:56:03,417
HORN BLARES
857
00:56:03,417 --> 00:56:05,625
♪ Ho-wow, I love you so
858
00:56:05,625 --> 00:56:07,584
♪ Temptation baby... ♪
859
00:56:07,584 --> 00:56:10,167
- LOUD BANG
- What's that?
860
00:56:10,167 --> 00:56:12,959
That fat nutter's throwing bricks at the bus!
861
00:56:12,959 --> 00:56:14,626
Get out of here quick!
862
00:56:17,085 --> 00:56:20,210
He's getting closer! Put your foot down!
863
00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:23,460
Oh, never mind that, here's the bizzies! Slow down!
864
00:56:25,752 --> 00:56:29,086
♪ Temptation baby
865
00:56:29,086 --> 00:56:30,711
♪ Say wo-oh-wo-oh
866
00:56:30,711 --> 00:56:33,961
♪ Temptation baby
867
00:56:33,961 --> 00:56:35,503
♪ Say wo-oh-wo-oh
868
00:56:35,503 --> 00:56:41,045
♪ Temptation baby. ♪
869
00:56:41,045 --> 00:56:43,379
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
870
00:56:45,879 --> 00:56:48,796
There's a lad Tom downstairs. I think you'll like him,
871
00:56:48,796 --> 00:56:51,380
he has a very distinctive voice and he's very striking.
872
00:56:51,380 --> 00:56:53,797
- Don't you ever knock?
- Sorry.
873
00:56:53,797 --> 00:56:55,964
- You're late.
- Sorry.
874
00:56:55,964 --> 00:56:57,964
- Shall I bring him up?
- Who?
875
00:56:57,964 --> 00:57:00,339
Tom, the lad from Wales I just told you about.
876
00:57:00,339 --> 00:57:02,756
- No, send him home, I'm busy.
- He's come such a long way.
877
00:57:02,756 --> 00:57:06,756
He'll know the way back then, won't he? I'm running a business, Geoff, not a dating agency.
878
00:57:06,756 --> 00:57:10,340
- I didn't think it would upset you.
- It hasn't upset me, I'm just busy.
879
00:57:10,340 --> 00:57:13,090
I suppose I could've brought him to the seance this evening.
880
00:57:13,090 --> 00:57:15,090
Ah, yes, the seance. Listen, Geoff,
881
00:57:15,090 --> 00:57:18,216
- I'm going to Wolverhampton tonight for Heinz's gig.
- Oh.
882
00:57:18,216 --> 00:57:21,341
And Lionel's going to be driving me. But speaking of Heinz,
883
00:57:21,341 --> 00:57:23,800
how's that new big hit for him, how's it coming on?
884
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:28,508
- I've had some ideas.
- Mm.
- I thought perhaps another tribute song.
885
00:57:28,508 --> 00:57:32,467
- But not Buddy Holly this time, maybe Eddie Cochran.
- When can I hear it?
886
00:57:32,467 --> 00:57:36,343
I've not started it...yet.
887
00:57:36,343 --> 00:57:38,218
But I have got you something.
888
00:57:38,218 --> 00:57:40,426
Geoff, we're supposed to be working.
889
00:57:41,593 --> 00:57:44,427
- It's our anniversary.
- Pardon?
890
00:57:44,427 --> 00:57:46,969
We've been writing together for 18 months.
891
00:57:46,969 --> 00:57:51,136
- It was yesterday that I realised.
- Not even engraved.
- No.
892
00:57:51,136 --> 00:57:54,011
I only realised yesterday. I didn't have time.
893
00:58:09,262 --> 00:58:10,554
Men.
894
00:58:12,054 --> 00:58:15,305
I hold in my hand a piece of paper.
895
00:58:15,305 --> 00:58:16,638
Unlike Mr Chamberlain's,
896
00:58:16,638 --> 00:58:20,055
this is a summons to appear in the Chippenham Magistrates Court.
897
00:58:20,055 --> 00:58:22,806
- Do we get top billing?
- THEY SNICKER
898
00:58:22,806 --> 00:58:27,514
We could all do without your vulgar musical turns, Mr Hodges.
899
00:58:27,514 --> 00:58:30,306
BILLY SNICKERS
900
00:58:30,306 --> 00:58:32,932
So, dreadful clerical mistake
901
00:58:32,932 --> 00:58:35,390
or am I owed some sort of explanation?
902
00:58:38,015 --> 00:58:41,766
- It was his idea.
- You dirty fucking sneak.
903
00:58:41,766 --> 00:58:43,308
The court is now in session.
904
00:58:43,308 --> 00:58:46,558
Judge Wignall presiding. All stand.
905
00:58:55,184 --> 00:58:57,517
You don't get half bored sat in the back of a van.
906
00:58:57,517 --> 00:59:00,059
Well, perhaps a book would've been less disruptive.
907
00:59:00,059 --> 00:59:02,184
- Rude, though.
- Sorry?
908
00:59:02,184 --> 00:59:04,185
Sat there in a van, reading.
909
00:59:04,185 --> 00:59:06,352
It's like your ignoring your mates.
910
00:59:08,977 --> 00:59:11,060
A unique sociological observation
911
00:59:11,060 --> 00:59:13,686
but a rather feeble excuse, Mr Blackmore.
912
00:59:13,686 --> 00:59:16,394
The court will call Mr Richard Miles.
913
00:59:16,394 --> 00:59:19,228
Should we receive a hefty fine, it shall be met by your wages.
914
00:59:19,228 --> 00:59:21,145
Were I on the bench, I'd have you flogged.
915
00:59:21,145 --> 00:59:24,103
Please take the Bible in your right hand and read from the card.
916
00:59:24,103 --> 00:59:26,228
And who started this silly game?
917
00:59:26,228 --> 00:59:28,395
- Vincent.
- Chas, a word?
918
00:59:28,395 --> 00:59:31,896
Gene Vincent, for God's sake, don't mention him when you get up there.
919
00:59:33,104 --> 00:59:36,188
- Lightbulb, fucking Lightbulb.
- What?!
920
00:59:37,438 --> 00:59:41,938
Is it a fucking joke? You do not take the piss out of my top act.
921
00:59:41,938 --> 00:59:43,105
CHAS GROANS
922
00:59:43,105 --> 00:59:46,022
I'm really sorry. But just hear my side.
923
00:59:47,147 --> 00:59:48,606
Quickly.
924
00:59:48,606 --> 00:59:54,690
I'll make a few jokes and, no pun intended, defuse the situation.
925
00:59:54,690 --> 00:59:58,815
I'd rather risk a slap from Mr Osram there than a face full of stitches.
926
00:59:58,815 --> 01:00:01,857
- PROSECUTOR:
- Were you aware of who did this to you?
- All right.
927
01:00:01,857 --> 01:00:03,566
I've got a joke for you.
928
01:00:03,566 --> 01:00:06,066
What do you get if you cross Joe Meek?
929
01:00:08,358 --> 01:00:09,691
Fired.
930
01:00:09,691 --> 01:00:11,608
Yes, there.
931
01:00:11,608 --> 01:00:13,775
Fair enough. It won't happen again.
932
01:00:14,858 --> 01:00:16,067
Dear God.
933
01:00:16,067 --> 01:00:18,484
Gene Vincent was in an uninsured van,
934
01:00:18,484 --> 01:00:20,567
attacking the residents of Shrewsbury.
935
01:00:20,567 --> 01:00:24,234
It's not our job to get insurance, we're the fucking passengers!
936
01:00:24,234 --> 01:00:26,401
- Shut it!
- Silence in court!
937
01:00:26,401 --> 01:00:28,110
- CHAS:
- Oh, me balls.
938
01:00:28,110 --> 01:00:32,360
If you weren't so tight-fisted, I wouldn't have to penny pinch and the van would've been insured.
939
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:33,985
Well, that of course is of no help.
940
01:00:33,985 --> 01:00:37,277
And while we're on the subject of fiduciary matters,
941
01:00:37,277 --> 01:00:40,986
I am somewhat concerned about the amount being spent on Heinz.
942
01:00:40,986 --> 01:00:44,570
- Photo shoots and posters and clothes and...
- That boy!
943
01:00:44,570 --> 01:00:47,945
He's the only one of you pigs that don't want anything from me.
944
01:00:47,945 --> 01:00:51,070
MUSIC: "Just Like Eddie" by Heinz And The Saints
945
01:00:54,196 --> 01:00:59,571
♪ Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
946
01:00:59,571 --> 01:01:04,447
♪ Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
947
01:01:05,613 --> 01:01:08,197
♪ Whenever I'm sad Whenever I'm blue
948
01:01:08,197 --> 01:01:10,406
♪ Whenever my troubles are heavy
949
01:01:10,406 --> 01:01:13,989
♪ Beneath the stars I play my guitar
950
01:01:15,198 --> 01:01:17,198
♪ Just like Eddie
951
01:01:17,198 --> 01:01:22,990
♪ Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
952
01:01:22,990 --> 01:01:28,616
♪ Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
953
01:01:28,616 --> 01:01:31,491
♪ Whenever you're sad Whenever you're blue
954
01:01:31,491 --> 01:01:34,616
♪ Whenever your troubles are heavy
955
01:01:34,616 --> 01:01:38,283
♪ Beneath the stars You play your guitars
956
01:01:38,283 --> 01:01:40,409
♪ Just like Eddie
957
01:01:40,409 --> 01:01:46,242
♪ Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
958
01:01:46,242 --> 01:01:52,076
♪ Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
959
01:01:52,076 --> 01:01:53,452
♪ Come on everybody... ♪
960
01:02:14,162 --> 01:02:15,620
Note, sir.
961
01:02:17,787 --> 01:02:20,371
Thought it might be important.
962
01:02:28,288 --> 01:02:31,122
Patrick! Find him, it's bloody important.
963
01:02:32,664 --> 01:02:34,706
I don't care what he's doing.
964
01:02:36,414 --> 01:02:37,956
This is bollocks.
965
01:02:37,956 --> 01:02:40,039
No, this is serious.
966
01:02:40,039 --> 01:02:43,206
This French composer bloke is claiming Telstar was stolen
967
01:02:43,206 --> 01:02:44,415
from his film score.
968
01:02:44,415 --> 01:02:48,040
- I've never even heard of this French bastard, Bernard.
- Thanks, Geoff.
969
01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:49,332
Mum's the word, yeah?
970
01:02:53,708 --> 01:02:56,791
I have just won the Ivor Novello Award!
971
01:02:58,708 --> 01:03:01,292
- I'm going back to bed.
- I'm sorry, Joe.
972
01:03:01,292 --> 01:03:05,000
The Major says the matter's quite severe. You're being sued.
973
01:03:59,172 --> 01:04:01,673
Hurry up, keep lookout.
974
01:04:05,673 --> 01:04:08,340
OFFICER TUTS
975
01:04:16,341 --> 01:04:18,633
Why don't we step outside, eh?
976
01:04:29,092 --> 01:04:32,176
CROWD CHEERING
977
01:04:32,176 --> 01:04:35,884
- Fantastic.
- That was great, they were ecstatic.
978
01:04:35,884 --> 01:04:37,051
Stay out of my light.
979
01:04:37,051 --> 01:04:39,635
I'm the star of the show, so stay out of my fucking light.
980
01:04:39,635 --> 01:04:42,885
And don't play so fast. And you, fatboy, building a shed in there?
981
01:04:42,885 --> 01:04:44,219
Sounds like it.
982
01:04:44,219 --> 01:04:47,552
- Oi!
- Hey, lighten up, mate, I thought it went all right.
983
01:04:47,552 --> 01:04:50,553
If you say one word to me, on-stage or off-stage again,
984
01:04:50,553 --> 01:04:52,344
you're off the tour. Got it?
985
01:04:59,678 --> 01:05:01,470
All right, laughing boy.
986
01:05:01,470 --> 01:05:03,345
Sounded all right, how did it go?
987
01:05:03,345 --> 01:05:07,096
You two, tarts, fuck off. What's your game, then?
988
01:05:07,096 --> 01:05:09,888
Whoa, whoa, lighten up. What's the matter with you?
989
01:05:09,888 --> 01:05:11,596
- I saw you nicking my act.
- Do what?
990
01:05:11,596 --> 01:05:14,305
You know what I'm talking about, standing on top of the piano.
991
01:05:14,305 --> 01:05:16,722
That's my act, get your own fucking moves!
992
01:05:16,722 --> 01:05:20,180
JESS LAUGHS You dozy prat.
993
01:05:20,180 --> 01:05:22,306
We've all nicked the fucking act.
994
01:05:22,306 --> 01:05:24,431
It's Presley's act, we've all nicked it.
995
01:05:24,431 --> 01:05:27,181
Sorry, ladies, the gentleman was just leaving.
996
01:05:27,181 --> 01:05:29,931
You what?!
997
01:05:29,931 --> 01:05:31,557
Allow me to rephrase.
998
01:05:31,557 --> 01:05:35,224
This tone deaf, peroxide nancy boy
999
01:05:35,224 --> 01:05:37,182
ponce was just on his way out the door.
1000
01:05:37,182 --> 01:05:39,224
Get your fucking hands off me, know who I am?
1001
01:05:39,224 --> 01:05:41,058
Argh!
1002
01:05:44,475 --> 01:05:46,350
- CHAS:
- Go on!
1003
01:05:48,517 --> 01:05:50,475
- CLEM:
- Go on. Go on, Jess!
1004
01:05:50,475 --> 01:05:53,100
I'll show you some fucking moves!
1005
01:05:53,100 --> 01:05:56,267
HEINZ SCREAMS
1006
01:06:05,102 --> 01:06:06,602
You bit my nose off!
1007
01:06:06,602 --> 01:06:09,602
You are off the tour as of now and you are never to...
1008
01:06:09,602 --> 01:06:11,852
SCREAMS INCOHERENTLY
1009
01:06:11,852 --> 01:06:15,311
- You heard what he said. Fuck off.
- You what?
1010
01:06:15,311 --> 01:06:18,770
- Fuck off and take these two slags with ya.
- What about my whistles?
1011
01:06:18,770 --> 01:06:25,645
- Don't worry about that. Fuck off!
- Ladies. Gentlemen.
- See ya, Jeff.
1012
01:06:25,645 --> 01:06:27,979
- See ya later.
- See ya soon, mate.
1013
01:06:27,979 --> 01:06:31,104
- Well, that was really clever(!)
- Well done.
1014
01:06:31,104 --> 01:06:34,605
- Yeah, brilliant.
- Brilliant. Yeah. You fucking wanker.
- Fuck off.
- Idiot.
1015
01:06:41,022 --> 01:06:43,147
Oh, look, the lawyer's here.
1016
01:06:43,147 --> 01:06:48,564
Robert George Meek, you will appear at 9.00am at Highgate magistrates
1017
01:06:48,564 --> 01:06:50,231
on charges of importuning, sir.
1018
01:06:50,231 --> 01:06:52,940
If you do not have counsel, we will appoint counsel for you.
1019
01:06:52,940 --> 01:06:54,273
Thank you for a wonderful evening.
1020
01:06:54,273 --> 01:06:56,398
PHONE RINGS
1021
01:06:57,440 --> 01:07:00,065
Islington police station.
1022
01:07:12,692 --> 01:07:14,817
In the papers, uh!
1023
01:07:21,193 --> 01:07:23,109
What about my poor mother?
1024
01:07:25,943 --> 01:07:28,110
Lionel, what about home? Oh.
1025
01:08:00,446 --> 01:08:03,322
It's Jeff on the phone, he can't make it either.
1026
01:08:03,322 --> 01:08:06,114
He's taking his mum to the doctors.
1027
01:08:22,865 --> 01:08:26,282
Having a good clear out then? That's good.
1028
01:08:26,282 --> 01:08:27,991
I've put some toast on. Do you want tea?
1029
01:08:34,908 --> 01:08:36,283
Coffee it is.
1030
01:08:43,909 --> 01:08:48,410
- It's paranoia.
- He's just being careful.
- He's just being mental.
1031
01:08:50,118 --> 01:08:52,785
No-one is spying on him. It's all in his head.
1032
01:08:52,785 --> 01:08:55,660
My idea has somehow ended up on the wireless?
1033
01:08:55,660 --> 01:08:59,202
- You think someone's stealing tapes?
- Or worse.
1034
01:08:59,202 --> 01:09:02,786
And all that pledging allegiance bollocks, it's like being in the fucking Scouts.
1035
01:09:02,786 --> 01:09:05,578
- "Akela, we..."
- No, that's the Cubs.
1036
01:09:05,578 --> 01:09:08,162
My point is, no-one's bugging the place, are they?
1037
01:09:22,455 --> 01:09:24,580
He's just making everyone else as paranoid as he is.
1038
01:09:24,580 --> 01:09:27,288
How should I know?
1039
01:09:27,288 --> 01:09:30,830
You could be throwing us off the scent. You could be the spy?
1040
01:09:30,830 --> 01:09:34,289
- I fucking ask you.
- I'm not saying you are, I'm just saying you could be.
1041
01:09:34,289 --> 01:09:36,873
He thinks we're all talking about him behind his back!
1042
01:09:36,873 --> 01:09:39,331
We are!
1043
01:09:39,331 --> 01:09:43,915
- I can hear talking in there and I don't want to.
- Sorry, Joe.
- Sorry, Joe.
1044
01:09:43,915 --> 01:09:47,207
All right. 1, 2, 3 and then drop.
1045
01:09:52,291 --> 01:09:55,583
Oh, bollocks.
1046
01:09:55,583 --> 01:09:57,541
Why are we doing this?
1047
01:09:57,541 --> 01:10:00,542
- Novelty Records always get to No 1, don't they?
- Yeah.
1048
01:10:00,542 --> 01:10:03,125
Well, I ain't a novelty musician.
1049
01:10:03,125 --> 01:10:05,626
He's just trying to get us another hit so we can all get paid.
1050
01:10:05,626 --> 01:10:09,418
Well, some of us are doing all right, aren't they? Who had the last hit?
1051
01:10:09,418 --> 01:10:12,501
Mr blond rinse with his Eddie business. That was months ago.
1052
01:10:12,501 --> 01:10:14,626
Top Ten, No 5, mate.
1053
01:10:14,626 --> 01:10:17,835
There's no way that that record made the money that Joe has spent on him.
1054
01:10:17,835 --> 01:10:22,836
No way! I'm not just talking about publicity. He's got a fucking boat!
1055
01:10:22,836 --> 01:10:25,461
I mean, Adam Faith hasn't even got a boat.
1056
01:10:25,461 --> 01:10:27,836
There's me, my arse is hanging out of my trousers
1057
01:10:27,836 --> 01:10:31,545
and he's poncing about on a boat.
1058
01:10:31,545 --> 01:10:32,962
So what's your point?
1059
01:10:32,962 --> 01:10:35,920
My point is. If that's where all the money's going,
1060
01:10:35,920 --> 01:10:38,796
there's little chance of us getting paid, is there?
1061
01:10:38,796 --> 01:10:42,046
Especially not dropping marbles in a fucking khazi.
1062
01:10:42,046 --> 01:10:46,005
- I'm ready for another take.
- 1...
1063
01:10:50,463 --> 01:10:53,047
♪ Three coins in the sewer
1064
01:10:53,047 --> 01:10:57,547
♪ They fell down the drain... ♪
1065
01:10:57,547 --> 01:11:00,298
It's your turn to fish them out.
1066
01:11:10,882 --> 01:11:13,716
CRASH
1067
01:11:20,175 --> 01:11:24,175
Don't panic Napoleon, I'm just looking for my fags.
1068
01:11:24,175 --> 01:11:27,342
Look, there. Woodbines.
1069
01:11:27,342 --> 01:11:31,843
- Woodbines in a bass drum.
- For fuck's sake!
- In a bass drum.
1070
01:11:31,843 --> 01:11:36,385
Yeah, I've been poking around with your echoes and stealing your tapes
1071
01:11:36,385 --> 01:11:40,552
- and I live in a big fucking house with Phil fucking Spector.
- Why?
1072
01:11:41,635 --> 01:11:44,385
Clem, why?
1073
01:11:46,886 --> 01:11:49,928
You are going mad.
1074
01:11:51,970 --> 01:11:55,678
Can't you see what you are doing? You're ruining this for all of us.
1075
01:11:55,678 --> 01:11:58,012
Get out you fucking Judas.
1076
01:12:20,472 --> 01:12:24,431
- You tone deaf, mad old bastard!
- Go on then, fuck off!
1077
01:12:24,431 --> 01:12:28,056
You see if you can get a gig once I put the word out on you.
1078
01:12:28,056 --> 01:12:32,390
I already am, mate. I'm doing this new band The Kinks on Wednesday. They're really fucking good.
1079
01:12:32,390 --> 01:12:35,432
The Kinks, my arse!
1080
01:12:35,432 --> 01:12:41,558
Go on, fuck off and play with those nobodies! You fat bitch!
1081
01:12:52,851 --> 01:12:55,017
SMASHING
1082
01:12:55,017 --> 01:12:57,601
I'm sorry, it's the neighbours.
1083
01:12:57,601 --> 01:13:00,435
Em, I think you'll find if you arrive at any hotel with this,
1084
01:13:00,435 --> 01:13:03,143
you'll be treated with great care and courtesy.
1085
01:13:04,643 --> 01:13:10,602
Do you want to buy a handbag? Go on then, darling. Go on then.
1086
01:13:10,602 --> 01:13:16,103
And of course underneath, there is space for all your essentials and intimates.
1087
01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:21,437
I'm sorry. My mum was having her bad toe off.
1088
01:13:23,020 --> 01:13:26,229
I pledge allegiance to RGM and everyone who works here.
1089
01:13:26,229 --> 01:13:29,938
- Who are they?
- That's Blaikley and Howard.
1090
01:13:29,938 --> 01:13:32,230
What are we recording?
1091
01:13:35,021 --> 01:13:37,480
Snakeskin bag at a specially reduced...
1092
01:13:37,480 --> 01:13:40,480
Brenda - I mean, Miss Murphy. We're going to try elsewhere.
1093
01:13:40,480 --> 01:13:42,856
- But I...
- But you promised me a snakeskin,
1094
01:13:42,856 --> 01:13:45,731
- otherwise I never would have let you do that.
- Shut up, shush!
1095
01:13:45,731 --> 01:13:47,564
BANGING
1096
01:13:49,190 --> 01:13:52,690
- You dirty old bastard.
- Give her one for me, eh!
1097
01:14:02,358 --> 01:14:07,191
Ah! Ah! Stop it! Stop it! Stop!
1098
01:14:07,191 --> 01:14:10,775
No, I'm not having this. Stop it, stop it, stop! Argh!
1099
01:14:10,775 --> 01:14:14,234
- Where's Joe?
- I'm afraid Joe doesn't...
- Balls, where is he?
1100
01:14:14,234 --> 01:14:16,609
Oh, I'm sorry, sorry!
1101
01:14:16,609 --> 01:14:20,526
Right everyone, I think I've got everything I need, go and get a cup of tea, go on.
1102
01:14:20,526 --> 01:14:25,443
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Honey, you look lovely
1103
01:14:25,443 --> 01:14:27,402
Well done, boys, you've written a hit!
1104
01:14:27,402 --> 01:14:29,444
Thanks, Joe.
1105
01:14:29,444 --> 01:14:31,194
See you in the charts!
1106
01:14:31,194 --> 01:14:33,069
Alan, vino before the opera.
1107
01:14:33,069 --> 01:14:35,736
Oh, 5:30.
1108
01:14:35,736 --> 01:14:40,236
Honestly, Joe! You just frightened off two of my customers!
1109
01:14:40,236 --> 01:14:43,487
- It was just the chorus.
- I don't care what it was.
1110
01:14:43,487 --> 01:14:46,695
This spot's always been good for passing trade.
1111
01:14:46,695 --> 01:14:49,321
We've got a lovely gold leaf polished window.
1112
01:14:49,321 --> 01:14:51,154
Since that thing in the papers.
1113
01:14:51,154 --> 01:14:55,780
Business is slow and there's no polite way of putting this, Joe,
1114
01:14:55,780 --> 01:14:59,238
- you're over a month in arrears with the rent.
- Really?
1115
01:14:59,238 --> 01:15:02,364
That's the Major's department.
1116
01:15:02,364 --> 01:15:06,864
- The man is a crook, I'm sorry to be harsh, but there it is.
- Really?
1117
01:15:06,864 --> 01:15:09,156
I'll see what I can do about the rent.
1118
01:15:09,156 --> 01:15:12,198
I'll see if I can do something about those rough boys.
1119
01:15:12,198 --> 01:15:13,448
I don't see how!
1120
01:15:15,240 --> 01:15:17,782
They've been sent by the other record companies
1121
01:15:17,782 --> 01:15:19,740
to try and put me off.
1122
01:15:19,740 --> 01:15:23,532
- They know I'm going to have another big hit soon, you see.
- Really, Joe?
1123
01:15:23,532 --> 01:15:27,241
It was them that engineered that horrible court case against me.
1124
01:15:27,241 --> 01:15:29,283
I would never do a thing like that.
1125
01:15:29,283 --> 01:15:32,450
How many of those boys do you recognise from 'round here?
1126
01:15:32,450 --> 01:15:34,992
- Here's your tea.
- Oh Patrick!
1127
01:15:34,992 --> 01:15:37,534
You're very kind, thank you.
1128
01:15:37,534 --> 01:15:38,867
You had my brother.
1129
01:15:38,867 --> 01:15:43,368
He was only 16, I'll go to the pigs and tell 'em about scum like you. We know where you live.
1130
01:15:43,368 --> 01:15:47,368
Of course he knows where I live! He sent me a letter! Bin!
1131
01:15:51,452 --> 01:15:55,285
Another one. A photo!
1132
01:15:55,285 --> 01:15:58,411
Of you in Hampstead Heath. Does Billy know?
1133
01:15:58,411 --> 01:16:01,286
He's done his homework. Send him a fiver. Next.
1134
01:16:01,286 --> 01:16:03,620
We have returned invoices from the Major.
1135
01:16:03,620 --> 01:16:06,828
He wants to see a breakdown of expenses spent on Heinz.
1136
01:16:06,828 --> 01:16:09,662
- Tight-fisted pig.
- Particularly boat.
1137
01:16:09,662 --> 01:16:13,662
It's an asset. It's good press. No-one's got a boat.
1138
01:16:13,662 --> 01:16:17,038
Not even Adam Faith has got a boat.
1139
01:16:17,038 --> 01:16:20,580
- Send in those photos of Heinz fishing.
- I don't know about that.
1140
01:16:20,580 --> 01:16:23,913
- He's returned the invoice for the photo session.
- I'll call him later.
1141
01:16:23,913 --> 01:16:26,789
- Next.
- "I hope you rot in hell. I hope you see your loved ones
1142
01:16:26,789 --> 01:16:29,331
- "scream in agonising pain..."
- That's a bit strong!
1143
01:16:29,331 --> 01:16:31,997
- What do they want?
- Nothing. It's from the neighbours.
1144
01:16:33,331 --> 01:16:37,040
- Yeah, well, I may have a new backer.
- Really?
- Mmm.
1145
01:16:37,040 --> 01:16:39,623
And as soon as my royalties from Telstar arrive,
1146
01:16:39,623 --> 01:16:41,790
I will buy you out completely.
1147
01:16:41,790 --> 01:16:46,707
I see. I'm very sorry to hear that, Joe.
1148
01:16:46,707 --> 01:16:50,666
I genuinely like you and I'm going to give you a piece of advice.
1149
01:16:50,666 --> 01:16:53,583
Spreading yourself so thin before you are really established
1150
01:16:53,583 --> 01:16:55,375
is more than a risk. It is, to be frank,
1151
01:16:55,375 --> 01:16:57,292
simple bloody-minded stupidity.
1152
01:16:57,292 --> 01:17:02,000
Don't you dare talk to me like that! I am not one of your lackeys.
1153
01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:05,126
I'm talking to you as a friend, Joe. You're a terrible businessman.
1154
01:17:05,126 --> 01:17:06,918
I dread to think what will happen to you
1155
01:17:06,918 --> 01:17:08,918
if no-one's watching the purse-strings.
1156
01:17:08,918 --> 01:17:11,126
Don't you talk to me about business.
1157
01:17:11,126 --> 01:17:12,835
My band is number one in America
1158
01:17:12,835 --> 01:17:16,252
and you can't get them out of the Billy Fury contract to tour there.
1159
01:17:16,252 --> 01:17:18,919
Where was your business acumen then?
1160
01:17:18,919 --> 01:17:20,877
Joe.
1161
01:17:20,877 --> 01:17:22,627
I am your partner, not your boss.
1162
01:17:22,627 --> 01:17:25,378
Unfortunately, you had everything to do with that contract.
1163
01:17:25,378 --> 01:17:27,920
You signed it, I did not.
1164
01:17:27,920 --> 01:17:31,087
So until your mystery backer coughs up or your royalties arrive,
1165
01:17:31,087 --> 01:17:32,712
we shall remain partners.
1166
01:17:32,712 --> 01:17:35,087
That is what my business acumen tells me.
1167
01:17:35,087 --> 01:17:36,879
Good day.
1168
01:17:45,505 --> 01:17:47,797
Stupid idiot.
1169
01:17:49,755 --> 01:17:51,755
All right? How you doing, mate?
1170
01:17:51,755 --> 01:17:54,631
DOOR CLOSES
1171
01:17:56,214 --> 01:17:59,506
- Hello, Geoff.
- Where's everyone else?
1172
01:17:59,506 --> 01:18:03,798
Oh. It's just you and Joe today. He's up top.
1173
01:18:06,340 --> 01:18:09,340
There has been a lot of criticism of late.
1174
01:18:09,340 --> 01:18:14,549
People have been saying that RGM has been sounding old-fashioned.
1175
01:18:14,549 --> 01:18:16,758
Maybe it's because of your classical training,
1176
01:18:16,758 --> 01:18:20,092
or maybe you've been spending too much time on your psychic studies,
1177
01:18:20,092 --> 01:18:22,508
but the point is, you've been letting the side slip
1178
01:18:22,508 --> 01:18:24,425
and I can't allow it to happen any more.
1179
01:18:24,425 --> 01:18:26,801
Am I...?
1180
01:18:26,801 --> 01:18:28,842
Joe, are you firing me?
1181
01:18:28,842 --> 01:18:32,093
- Well, you can't write songs if you're not here.
- I got scared.
1182
01:18:32,093 --> 01:18:35,301
Those boys downstairs, I'm not from London, they sense that.
1183
01:18:35,301 --> 01:18:37,302
Friend in need, Geoff.
1184
01:18:39,510 --> 01:18:41,260
If my work is so old-fashioned,
1185
01:18:41,260 --> 01:18:43,969
then why are you recording one of my old tunes?
1186
01:18:43,969 --> 01:18:47,011
The song is by my two new boys, it's got nothing to do with you.
1187
01:18:47,011 --> 01:18:49,803
Oh, so you didn't steal it? That would be a first!
1188
01:18:49,803 --> 01:18:51,428
No!
1189
01:18:59,137 --> 01:19:00,637
Fucking...!
1190
01:19:02,304 --> 01:19:05,638
You're just jealous because they showed you up
1191
01:19:05,638 --> 01:19:07,721
in your fucking job!
1192
01:19:07,721 --> 01:19:10,888
Let's hope they don't have to write for your pretty, tone-deaf pudding!
1193
01:19:10,888 --> 01:19:12,430
Who always sings the guide track?
1194
01:19:12,430 --> 01:19:15,972
- I'm normally louder on the record than he is!
- Oh, fuck off, Geoff.
1195
01:19:15,972 --> 01:19:18,806
You're a sad, jealous little boy.
1196
01:19:18,806 --> 01:19:22,723
HE CONTINUES SHOUTING
1197
01:19:22,723 --> 01:19:26,807
I'll give you jealous. Your little cherub has already moved out.
1198
01:19:26,807 --> 01:19:29,307
Do you think he's going to be living alone?
1199
01:19:40,808 --> 01:19:43,100
I don't want to see you any more.
1200
01:19:45,642 --> 01:19:48,142
You wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my songs.
1201
01:19:48,142 --> 01:19:52,101
You've always been an embarrassment to me.
1202
01:19:54,893 --> 01:19:58,310
I wrote hits for you, Joe. I...
1203
01:20:00,227 --> 01:20:04,310
The songs come to us from out there.
1204
01:20:04,310 --> 01:20:06,310
Somewhere.
1205
01:20:09,227 --> 01:20:11,894
If that song is off an old tape then I wrote it.
1206
01:20:14,270 --> 01:20:16,020
Patrick!
1207
01:20:16,020 --> 01:20:17,853
I'm here, Joe.
1208
01:20:19,270 --> 01:20:21,229
Show Mr Goddard to the door.
1209
01:20:21,229 --> 01:20:24,729
Thanks for your help, Geoff. Shan't be needing you any more.
1210
01:20:30,646 --> 01:20:32,146
Come on, Geoff.
1211
01:20:36,022 --> 01:20:38,105
This place used to radiate.
1212
01:20:38,105 --> 01:20:41,522
Everyone gave something into the ether
1213
01:20:41,522 --> 01:20:45,606
and together we created...miracles.
1214
01:20:45,606 --> 01:20:47,606
He got big-headed.
1215
01:20:47,606 --> 01:20:52,065
Sucked everyone's energy, like a vampire.
1216
01:20:54,899 --> 01:20:57,399
I can see where he's going.
1217
01:20:57,399 --> 01:20:59,566
It's dark.
1218
01:21:01,149 --> 01:21:03,525
Cold.
1219
01:21:04,983 --> 01:21:07,400
I fear it may cost him everything.
1220
01:21:15,442 --> 01:21:16,859
Bye, Geoff.
1221
01:21:20,026 --> 01:21:22,318
Be careful, Patrick.
1222
01:21:39,611 --> 01:21:40,987
RADIO: Hello, Playmates.
1223
01:21:40,987 --> 01:21:43,320
♪ Oh, what a glorious thing to be
1224
01:21:43,320 --> 01:21:45,820
♪ A healthy grown-up busy, busy bee
1225
01:21:45,820 --> 01:21:48,821
♪ Whiling away the passing hours... ♪
1226
01:21:48,821 --> 01:21:51,113
All right, sweetheart?
1227
01:21:51,113 --> 01:21:53,071
♪..I'd like to be a busy, busy bee
1228
01:21:53,071 --> 01:21:55,030
♪ Being just as busy as a bee can be
1229
01:21:55,030 --> 01:21:56,696
♪ Flying round the garden
1230
01:21:56,696 --> 01:21:57,988
♪ Brightest ever seen
1231
01:21:57,988 --> 01:22:00,864
♪ Taking back the honey to the dear old queen... ♪
1232
01:22:00,864 --> 01:22:02,322
Fuck off!
1233
01:22:03,697 --> 01:22:05,864
SHOUTING
1234
01:22:05,864 --> 01:22:08,031
♪ Honey bee, honey bee
1235
01:22:08,031 --> 01:22:11,115
♪ Bzzz if you like but don't sting me
1236
01:22:11,115 --> 01:22:13,490
♪ Honey bee, honey bee
1237
01:22:13,490 --> 01:22:17,032
♪ Bzzz if you like but don't sting me! ♪
1238
01:22:21,366 --> 01:22:23,949
MUSIC PLAYS
1239
01:22:23,949 --> 01:22:25,533
HE WHISTLES
1240
01:22:28,616 --> 01:22:31,117
"Hello, Playmates!"
1241
01:22:31,117 --> 01:22:33,450
Morning. Miserable bastard.
1242
01:22:35,409 --> 01:22:38,784
I'm moving into my new digs tonight. Handsome, it is.
1243
01:22:38,784 --> 01:22:42,118
You should see it, it's lovely. Bedroom the size of a football pitch.
1244
01:22:42,118 --> 01:22:46,451
I've got an ensuite and all. Never had one of those before.
1245
01:22:49,618 --> 01:22:53,202
I'm playing the Arthur Askey gig tonight. Are you coming?
1246
01:22:53,202 --> 01:22:57,161
♪ I'm a busy, busy bee Oh, what a glorious thing to be. ♪
1247
01:22:57,161 --> 01:22:59,786
GASPS What are you doing?!
1248
01:22:59,786 --> 01:23:03,120
- What are you doing? What are you doing?!
- Who is she?
1249
01:23:03,120 --> 01:23:05,495
- What are you on about?
- Who is she?!
1250
01:23:07,495 --> 01:23:11,579
- You've been covering your tracks, haven't you?
- Tongues wag, Joe.
1251
01:23:14,621 --> 01:23:16,788
It's good for my image to have a girlfriend.
1252
01:23:16,788 --> 01:23:20,121
What fucking image? I gave you your fucking image!
1253
01:23:22,330 --> 01:23:25,205
I'm not like you.
1254
01:23:30,664 --> 01:23:34,206
Go on then, go. Leave your stuff, go, I've got work to do.
1255
01:23:34,206 --> 01:23:37,748
Go if you're going! Fucking go!
1256
01:23:37,748 --> 01:23:41,290
SOBS
1257
01:23:44,041 --> 01:23:47,208
TURNS ON MUSIC: "Have I The Right?" by The Honeycombs
1258
01:23:47,208 --> 01:23:49,583
♪ You know I'll always miss you
1259
01:23:49,583 --> 01:23:55,208
♪ I've loved you from the very start
1260
01:23:56,792 --> 01:23:59,667
♪ Come right back I just can't bear it
1261
01:23:59,667 --> 01:24:03,334
♪ I've got this love and I long to share it
1262
01:24:03,334 --> 01:24:08,085
♪ Come right back I'll show my love is strong
1263
01:24:08,085 --> 01:24:09,751
♪ Oh, yeah
1264
01:24:09,751 --> 01:24:13,168
♪ Have I the right to touch you?
1265
01:24:13,168 --> 01:24:16,919
♪ If I could you'd see how much you
1266
01:24:16,919 --> 01:24:21,419
♪ Send those shivers running down my spine
1267
01:24:21,419 --> 01:24:23,586
♪ Oooh-ooh-ooh
1268
01:24:23,586 --> 01:24:27,170
♪ Have I the right to thrill you?
1269
01:24:27,170 --> 01:24:29,712
♪ You know I'll wait until you
1270
01:24:29,712 --> 01:24:34,962
♪ Give me the right to make you mine
1271
01:24:36,421 --> 01:24:39,963
♪ Come right back I just can't bear it
1272
01:24:39,963 --> 01:24:43,338
♪ I've got some love and I long to share it... ♪
1273
01:24:43,338 --> 01:24:45,047
- DJ:
- That was The Honeycombs,
1274
01:24:45,047 --> 01:24:47,839
with their second week at the top of the charts,
1275
01:24:47,839 --> 01:24:50,672
but how long can they keep the new boys off the top spot?
1276
01:24:50,672 --> 01:24:52,256
Playing us out, it's the Kinks.
1277
01:24:52,256 --> 01:24:54,714
INTRO: "You Really Got Me" by the Kinks
1278
01:24:54,714 --> 01:24:55,923
That's enough of that.
1279
01:25:10,424 --> 01:25:13,133
- How was Spain?
- Majorca.
1280
01:25:13,133 --> 01:25:15,258
Impressive.
1281
01:25:48,386 --> 01:25:50,720
I would have been prepared to be talked down.
1282
01:25:50,720 --> 01:25:52,303
I would have settled for less.
1283
01:25:52,303 --> 01:25:54,637
Doesn't matter.
1284
01:25:54,637 --> 01:25:57,387
If you had waited until after the Telstar case,
1285
01:25:57,387 --> 01:26:01,429
- you could have easily bought me out with your own royalties.
- Really?
1286
01:26:01,429 --> 01:26:04,638
As it stands, you've just spent our last penny from our latest hit
1287
01:26:04,638 --> 01:26:08,347
to buy half a company which is in debt and losing money.
1288
01:26:11,264 --> 01:26:17,264
BLOWS RASPBERRY
1289
01:26:21,640 --> 01:26:23,348
Sour grapes, innit?
1290
01:26:23,348 --> 01:26:25,973
You just don't want to lose half the business
1291
01:26:25,973 --> 01:26:28,099
because you know how big it's going to get.
1292
01:26:28,099 --> 01:26:30,557
I hope you're right, Joe.
1293
01:26:30,557 --> 01:26:32,432
I know I'm right, Wilfred.
1294
01:26:32,432 --> 01:26:38,016
- Geoff says the song was stolen from him.
- Let him sue.
1295
01:26:38,016 --> 01:26:42,475
I'm number one again and that's just the start.
1296
01:26:51,309 --> 01:26:55,268
Look after your men, Joe. They're the only thing looking after you.
1297
01:26:55,268 --> 01:26:57,018
Thanks for the advice, Major.
1298
01:26:57,018 --> 01:26:59,352
Now fuck off.
1299
01:27:08,686 --> 01:27:12,561
- What now, boss?
- Bigger and better things, Patrick.
1300
01:27:17,770 --> 01:27:21,562
Play it properly or I'll blow your fucking head off.
1301
01:27:28,271 --> 01:27:29,605
I'm recording.
1302
01:27:32,647 --> 01:27:34,480
MUSIC STARTS
1303
01:27:36,730 --> 01:27:39,939
What do we have here? These dire cash problems.
1304
01:27:39,939 --> 01:27:41,814
With the Telstar money frozen,
1305
01:27:41,814 --> 01:27:45,065
simply, there is not enough money coming in
1306
01:27:45,065 --> 01:27:48,565
to pay for the tax on the previous high earnings.
1307
01:27:52,274 --> 01:27:53,982
You have a strong heart.
1308
01:27:53,982 --> 01:27:58,774
And I sense that your guide is Rameses the Great.
1309
01:27:58,774 --> 01:28:00,649
The mightiest of Pharaohs!
1310
01:28:00,649 --> 01:28:02,858
Operating under pseudonyms.
1311
01:28:02,858 --> 01:28:06,442
Reneging on royalties to individuals.
1312
01:28:06,442 --> 01:28:08,650
Breaking union pay laws.
1313
01:28:08,650 --> 01:28:10,984
These are very serious matters!
1314
01:28:10,984 --> 01:28:13,276
And I see great doom.
1315
01:28:13,276 --> 01:28:14,943
Tax must be paid!
1316
01:28:14,943 --> 01:28:17,359
Her Majesty's Board of Trade.
1317
01:28:17,359 --> 01:28:19,318
I look down with terrible anger.
1318
01:28:19,318 --> 01:28:20,818
Seize your assets.
1319
01:28:20,818 --> 01:28:22,610
You work for us.
1320
01:28:22,610 --> 01:28:24,360
We own your very soul.
1321
01:28:24,360 --> 01:28:26,652
ECHOES
1322
01:28:39,278 --> 01:28:42,529
- Please don't come back! Please don't come back!
- Joseph, it's OK.
1323
01:28:42,529 --> 01:28:45,571
It's all right. Sit down. Get your breath back.
1324
01:28:45,571 --> 01:28:48,613
You're all right. Here. Put your head between your legs.
1325
01:28:48,613 --> 01:28:51,488
- You're all right.
- Fucking nutter. Where did he get that from?
1326
01:28:51,488 --> 01:28:52,988
Heinz used to have it on the tour.
1327
01:28:52,988 --> 01:28:55,613
- Used to get a lot of gyp threats and that.
- Wanker.
1328
01:28:55,613 --> 01:28:58,489
- I'm going to be sick.
- You're all right, mate, it's over now.
1329
01:28:58,489 --> 01:29:02,364
Oh, I've fucking pissed myself. Pissed me fucking pants, man!
1330
01:29:02,364 --> 01:29:04,697
He's been under a lot of stress lately, with the bank,
1331
01:29:04,697 --> 01:29:06,573
the Board of Trade, the French courts...
1332
01:29:06,573 --> 01:29:10,240
- Good boy, Patrick, I can trust you.
- Sick wanker!
- I'm sorry, mate.
1333
01:29:10,240 --> 01:29:12,573
It's just tunes, mate. It's supposed to be a laugh.
1334
01:29:12,573 --> 01:29:15,115
- I've got to get some air.
- I think we all have.
1335
01:29:15,115 --> 01:29:16,407
Supposed to be fun.
1336
01:29:20,907 --> 01:29:23,699
He wouldn't have pulled a gun on Clem, would he?
1337
01:29:29,283 --> 01:29:31,909
Bunch of girls. I would have shot Clem.
1338
01:29:31,909 --> 01:29:35,284
And here, with the Beatles, is their famous manager, Mr Brian Epstein.
1339
01:29:35,284 --> 01:29:37,242
♪ It's hard to believe... ♪
1340
01:29:37,242 --> 01:29:40,701
Joe. Joe. I don't understand all that palaver.
1341
01:29:40,701 --> 01:29:44,035
I just don't understand why I don't get my rent.
1342
01:29:44,035 --> 01:29:46,910
I'm so sorry, Biddy.
1343
01:29:46,910 --> 01:29:49,869
I mean Violet.
1344
01:29:49,869 --> 01:29:52,036
Knives are out for me on all sides.
1345
01:29:52,036 --> 01:29:55,661
I am being ripped from pillar to post. People just...
1346
01:29:58,036 --> 01:30:00,370
I don't know what to do.
1347
01:30:00,370 --> 01:30:03,870
I don't have anything to give you.
1348
01:30:03,870 --> 01:30:07,787
Oh, here you go. You'll be fine.
1349
01:30:10,912 --> 01:30:14,329
Don't worry. As soon as the money comes through from Telstar,
1350
01:30:14,329 --> 01:30:15,955
you'll be rich as Solomon.
1351
01:30:15,955 --> 01:30:18,997
That French bastard has ruined my fucking life.
1352
01:30:18,997 --> 01:30:20,997
I'm sorry, Violet.
1353
01:30:20,997 --> 01:30:26,331
- "Pardon my French," you should say.
- Yeah!
1354
01:30:26,331 --> 01:30:29,123
'Pushing Telstar from the Guinness book of records.
1355
01:30:29,123 --> 01:30:33,748
'And now with an MBE for services to Great Britain, it seems
1356
01:30:33,748 --> 01:30:36,873
'that the fans really do have something to scream about.'
1357
01:30:39,415 --> 01:30:42,666
Listen, I only do autographs at shows, all right?
1358
01:30:42,666 --> 01:30:46,583
- Where are you going with my car?
- Heinz Burt. Repossession order.
1359
01:30:46,583 --> 01:30:49,291
You fucking what?
1360
01:30:49,291 --> 01:30:51,208
What's all this? Oi!
1361
01:30:55,542 --> 01:30:59,209
Don't look at me, I don't know!
1362
01:30:59,209 --> 01:31:03,501
- I want it back. You can't stick me with your fucking debts.
- And the car!
1363
01:31:03,501 --> 01:31:06,251
- I don't know nothing.
- And what about the boat?
1364
01:31:06,251 --> 01:31:07,751
What about my boat?!
1365
01:31:09,127 --> 01:31:11,252
'Stop shouting. I know you're outside.'
1366
01:31:11,252 --> 01:31:13,835
I go down the jetty and there's nothing there.
1367
01:31:13,835 --> 01:31:16,336
All I'm left with is a handful of paper.
1368
01:31:16,336 --> 01:31:19,544
You know Larry Parnes, you know we've had a terrible rift.
1369
01:31:21,961 --> 01:31:23,586
Sort of.
1370
01:31:23,586 --> 01:31:25,712
So your secret chats behind my back
1371
01:31:25,712 --> 01:31:28,253
have done nothing but give him something to hurt me with.
1372
01:31:28,253 --> 01:31:29,879
I asked him for advice, that's all.
1373
01:31:29,879 --> 01:31:32,962
How dare you try and creep out of your contract after all I've done?
1374
01:31:32,962 --> 01:31:36,546
You put me on that shitty seaside tour and I am sick of it.
1375
01:31:36,546 --> 01:31:40,255
And when I get back, I've got fucking nothing.
1376
01:31:40,255 --> 01:31:43,755
I've got no car, no boat, and no follow-up!
1377
01:31:43,755 --> 01:31:46,172
I've had a row with Geoff.
1378
01:31:46,172 --> 01:31:47,589
Well, he's a prat anyway.
1379
01:31:49,506 --> 01:31:53,423
What about them two that wrote for the Honeycombs? Yeah?
1380
01:31:53,423 --> 01:31:55,381
I liked all that.
1381
01:31:55,381 --> 01:31:57,590
'Really, Joe. You can't be serious.
1382
01:31:57,590 --> 01:32:00,048
'I mean, he is awful! You really must move on.'
1383
01:32:00,048 --> 01:32:03,215
- They're not right.
- Can't you write some?
1384
01:32:03,215 --> 01:32:06,257
No point, if you want to leave me.
1385
01:32:06,257 --> 01:32:07,674
No...
1386
01:32:10,633 --> 01:32:13,258
I just thought something funny was going on, that's all.
1387
01:32:13,258 --> 01:32:15,550
That's why I called Parnes.
1388
01:32:15,550 --> 01:32:17,675
It's Della, yeah.
1389
01:32:17,675 --> 01:32:21,175
Just gets a bit, you know, jealous. Silly, really.
1390
01:32:22,634 --> 01:32:25,634
- I don't mean to hurt people.
- I just want my car back.
1391
01:32:26,718 --> 01:32:29,676
- I'll see what I can do.
- What about my follow-up?
1392
01:32:29,676 --> 01:32:32,552
I just don't want to lose you.
1393
01:32:32,552 --> 01:32:34,260
I'm going now.
1394
01:32:39,344 --> 01:32:41,511
Things will get better, you'll see!
1395
01:32:45,470 --> 01:32:49,220
What happens to people like us, Patrick? Music people?
1396
01:32:50,637 --> 01:32:54,137
When all the hits have gone, when they've all been dried up.
1397
01:32:55,679 --> 01:32:58,221
What do we do when we can't do this any more?
1398
01:33:00,096 --> 01:33:01,763
Get proper jobs, I suppose.
1399
01:33:09,389 --> 01:33:12,097
I think we're just supposed to disappear.
1400
01:33:19,265 --> 01:33:23,015
'Dear Mr Gillard.
1401
01:33:23,015 --> 01:33:25,265
'As my lawyer, there are certain things
1402
01:33:25,265 --> 01:33:27,224
'I would like you to know about me.
1403
01:33:28,974 --> 01:33:30,724
'So that you are not influenced
1404
01:33:30,724 --> 01:33:33,308
'by things other people are saying about me.'
1405
01:33:35,224 --> 01:33:39,058
'I know there are some things I'm not good at - numbers, paperwork -
1406
01:33:39,058 --> 01:33:40,850
'but that don't make me bad.'
1407
01:33:40,850 --> 01:33:42,392
Excuse me.
1408
01:33:48,767 --> 01:33:53,393
'It seems that all the things I'm no good at is what people use to hurt me with,
1409
01:33:53,393 --> 01:33:56,268
'and all the things I am good at...don't matter.
1410
01:34:01,602 --> 01:34:03,769
'All my time is spent catching up.
1411
01:34:08,769 --> 01:34:11,936
'But every time I look up, everything's changed.
1412
01:34:11,936 --> 01:34:13,728
'And I have to catch up again.
1413
01:34:19,271 --> 01:34:21,396
'Why does everyone want to hurt me?
1414
01:34:21,396 --> 01:34:23,479
'Please...
1415
01:34:23,479 --> 01:34:25,021
'be my friend.
1416
01:34:25,021 --> 01:34:27,563
'Please, help me.'
1417
01:34:29,188 --> 01:34:31,647
Yours sincerely, Joe Meek.
1418
01:34:52,399 --> 01:34:55,899
Why are you having parties? You can't afford this.
1419
01:34:55,899 --> 01:34:59,900
If I can buy my way into those pirate ship top tens, I bloody well will.
1420
01:34:59,900 --> 01:35:01,775
You can't afford to pay bribes.
1421
01:35:01,775 --> 01:35:04,067
They're not bribes, they're investments.
1422
01:35:04,067 --> 01:35:06,609
- You can't afford them.
- Right, read the letter.
1423
01:35:06,609 --> 01:35:08,442
Go on, read the letter.
1424
01:35:08,442 --> 01:35:11,401
Go on, read the letter, read the letter.
1425
01:35:11,401 --> 01:35:16,526
"EMI Records, EMI House, W1.
1426
01:35:16,526 --> 01:35:21,402
"Dear Mr Meek, EMI re, Have I The Right, by The Honeycombs.
1427
01:35:21,402 --> 01:35:26,652
"Thank you for submitting your record. We feel that this record is of no commercial value.
1428
01:35:26,652 --> 01:35:30,569
"Yours sincerely, Sir Joseph Lockwood."
1429
01:35:30,569 --> 01:35:34,236
Well, that one sold half a million, so someone knows what they're doing.
1430
01:35:34,236 --> 01:35:37,362
DOOR SLAMS
1431
01:35:47,946 --> 01:35:49,530
Now, now, sir.
1432
01:35:50,738 --> 01:35:54,572
Robert George Meek, we are officers of Her Majesty's Board of Trade and Commerce,
1433
01:35:54,572 --> 01:35:57,280
and after several requests for receipts of trade and income,
1434
01:35:57,280 --> 01:35:59,197
we are now authorised to seize...
1435
01:36:00,281 --> 01:36:04,823
Don't go in there! I don't have the books. Tony Shanks has the books and won't give 'em back.
1436
01:36:04,823 --> 01:36:07,406
- Open it!
- It's full of junk.
1437
01:36:08,531 --> 01:36:11,032
You put that back. You put that back!
1438
01:36:13,157 --> 01:36:14,782
It stinks in here.
1439
01:36:14,782 --> 01:36:17,116
Don't you ever think to open a window?
1440
01:36:17,116 --> 01:36:19,282
My lawyer, Mr Gilhead, he'll tell you.
1441
01:36:19,282 --> 01:36:21,616
No, don't do that. No, don't do that!
1442
01:36:21,616 --> 01:36:23,408
Don't...
1443
01:36:23,408 --> 01:36:25,033
Don't do that!
1444
01:36:25,033 --> 01:36:27,617
No, don't do that! Don't do that!
1445
01:36:27,617 --> 01:36:29,700
No, no...
1446
01:37:18,872 --> 01:37:21,580
RADIO CRACKLES
1447
01:37:42,416 --> 01:37:43,624
Joe.
1448
01:37:46,291 --> 01:37:47,916
Wake up, Joe.
1449
01:37:49,166 --> 01:37:50,750
Joe, it's Patrick.
1450
01:37:52,250 --> 01:37:54,542
Oh, sorry, was I off again?
1451
01:37:54,542 --> 01:37:56,042
Miles away.
1452
01:37:56,042 --> 01:37:58,001
RADIO CONTINUES CRACKLING
1453
01:37:59,417 --> 01:38:01,043
You shouldn't take those.
1454
01:38:01,043 --> 01:38:04,626
- They help me think.
- And the others?
1455
01:38:06,335 --> 01:38:08,835
They stop me thinking.
1456
01:38:08,835 --> 01:38:12,210
You should see Dr Crisp about those trances.
1457
01:38:12,210 --> 01:38:14,752
The last thing I need is another doctor's bill.
1458
01:38:14,752 --> 01:38:16,753
You don't get them any more, silly.
1459
01:38:16,753 --> 01:38:22,128
I pinched a bit of steak from Mum's larder. We've got some spuds, I thought I'd do us some tea.
1460
01:38:22,128 --> 01:38:24,920
You're so very kind.
1461
01:38:24,920 --> 01:38:27,004
PHONE RINGS
1462
01:38:27,004 --> 01:38:29,712
Leave it. Patrick...
1463
01:38:29,712 --> 01:38:32,337
PHONE CONTINUES RINGING
1464
01:38:39,963 --> 01:38:42,505
They want to take my boys away.
1465
01:38:42,505 --> 01:38:44,005
Who?
1466
01:38:45,297 --> 01:38:47,131
The Krays.
1467
01:38:49,214 --> 01:38:51,923
They saw The Tornadoes at the relief gig
1468
01:38:51,923 --> 01:38:53,631
and they want to manage them.
1469
01:38:54,965 --> 01:38:58,798
Joe...you should take Sir Joseph's offer.
1470
01:38:58,798 --> 01:39:00,549
Work at Abbey Road.
1471
01:39:00,549 --> 01:39:03,299
Let them worry about the bills and the tax.
1472
01:39:03,299 --> 01:39:05,924
You've had enough bad luck in this place.
1473
01:39:05,924 --> 01:39:09,591
You've proved your point. You should move on.
1474
01:39:11,883 --> 01:39:14,925
My real name is Robert.
1475
01:39:14,925 --> 01:39:18,300
Robert George Meek. RGM.
1476
01:39:19,592 --> 01:39:22,467
My nan named me Joe after her son.
1477
01:39:22,467 --> 01:39:25,009
Uncle Joe was killed in the Great War.
1478
01:39:25,009 --> 01:39:27,426
An officer...a boy
1479
01:39:27,426 --> 01:39:29,968
ordered him to take up a Maxim gun post
1480
01:39:29,968 --> 01:39:33,135
where he knew he'd be shot, and he did it and he was, shot.
1481
01:39:33,135 --> 01:39:34,885
Right through the face.
1482
01:39:36,260 --> 01:39:41,136
This officer, he ordered the next soldier to pull the body down
1483
01:39:41,136 --> 01:39:44,803
and take up the post. Well...the next soldier was...
1484
01:39:47,095 --> 01:39:50,137
..my father. And he did it.
1485
01:39:50,137 --> 01:39:52,887
Oh, he fought like mad.
1486
01:39:54,429 --> 01:39:57,721
But he was hit. Lucky though, he survived.
1487
01:39:57,721 --> 01:40:01,305
He had a piece of shrapnel lodged in his skull.
1488
01:40:01,305 --> 01:40:05,597
He had to convalesce for years, but it was a shock, you see, the shock,
1489
01:40:05,597 --> 01:40:07,680
the shock did the damage.
1490
01:40:10,931 --> 01:40:12,889
Then he met my mum.
1491
01:40:14,431 --> 01:40:17,431
But all our lives, he could never work for anyone else.
1492
01:40:17,431 --> 01:40:20,765
He could never take an order from anyone ever else again,
1493
01:40:20,765 --> 01:40:22,723
it would drive him mad.
1494
01:40:22,723 --> 01:40:24,890
T-T-T-The shrapnel would move in his skull
1495
01:40:24,890 --> 01:40:29,224
and he would smash up the village and spend all night screaming.
1496
01:40:29,224 --> 01:40:33,683
So he had to be his own boss, you see, he had to be.
1497
01:40:36,225 --> 01:40:40,017
Anyway, that's why I'm called Joe.
1498
01:40:42,934 --> 01:40:45,434
I can't work for someone else.
1499
01:40:47,393 --> 01:40:50,476
Everything I try to do is here.
1500
01:40:55,852 --> 01:40:57,352
I'll make tea.
1501
01:41:14,645 --> 01:41:16,896
BIRDS SING
1502
01:41:20,854 --> 01:41:24,771
You, Joe, are a very special boy.
1503
01:41:24,771 --> 01:41:27,938
You have a little sparkle in you.
1504
01:41:48,107 --> 01:41:51,566
I used to look at you and I would be so glad to see you.
1505
01:41:53,024 --> 01:41:56,066
No matter how I felt, you would...lift me up.
1506
01:41:58,150 --> 01:42:02,858
Now I can't help seeing you bearing down on me with all those other bastards.
1507
01:42:02,858 --> 01:42:07,776
- I need the money you owe me.
- Please, go home, I don't owe you anything.
1508
01:42:07,776 --> 01:42:09,026
Bollocks.
1509
01:42:09,026 --> 01:42:14,235
You had hits all over the world. The Tornados and my solo stuff.
1510
01:42:14,235 --> 01:42:16,068
You cost me.
1511
01:42:17,193 --> 01:42:22,569
Every picture you had took, every record that got pressed and never sold cost me.
1512
01:42:22,569 --> 01:42:27,528
Half the time you were in the charts cost me, and I paid for that.
1513
01:42:27,528 --> 01:42:31,236
Well, if you'd done a better job, you'd have had more hits.
1514
01:42:31,236 --> 01:42:33,445
I did everything for you.
1515
01:42:34,570 --> 01:42:37,529
- I sweated blood for you.
- It weren't enough.
1516
01:42:37,529 --> 01:42:39,279
It didn't work.
1517
01:42:39,279 --> 01:42:42,196
I've got a job, Joe.
1518
01:42:42,196 --> 01:42:47,738
Jesus, a job, I'm painting fucking buses!
1519
01:42:49,530 --> 01:42:50,780
You lied.
1520
01:42:52,655 --> 01:42:54,697
The Palladium this,
1521
01:42:54,697 --> 01:42:56,905
America that...
1522
01:42:56,905 --> 01:42:58,864
You fuckin' lied!
1523
01:43:00,989 --> 01:43:05,115
I'm a mug I believed all your bullshit.
1524
01:43:06,448 --> 01:43:07,782
I loved you.
1525
01:43:09,865 --> 01:43:12,990
When I think about us, I'm actually sick.
1526
01:43:14,616 --> 01:43:18,824
I knew you was a bender. I had your number from the start.
1527
01:43:18,824 --> 01:43:22,200
- You're the mug.
- That's a lie.
1528
01:43:22,200 --> 01:43:26,492
- No, you're the fucking liar!
- No, I know what I am.
1529
01:43:26,492 --> 01:43:29,659
Yeah, sick bent old crook who owes me money!
1530
01:43:29,659 --> 01:43:31,451
I...
1531
01:43:32,492 --> 01:43:35,993
SCREAMS AND SHOUTS
1532
01:43:35,993 --> 01:43:40,910
I've seen it before, Joe. I've seen it all before. Come on, then!
1533
01:43:42,285 --> 01:43:46,327
Yeah, you fucking...old fuck.
1534
01:43:46,327 --> 01:43:49,369
Yeah, yeah, I'll fucking kill you.
1535
01:43:49,369 --> 01:43:52,244
I will fucking murder ya!
1536
01:43:55,161 --> 01:43:56,745
I made you.
1537
01:43:58,495 --> 01:44:00,870
You're not supposed to be like this.
1538
01:44:00,870 --> 01:44:04,287
- It's not supposed to be like this.
- If I see you here again...
1539
01:44:04,287 --> 01:44:07,246
- You don't understand.
-..I'll kill you.
1540
01:44:14,955 --> 01:44:16,538
Bender.
1541
01:44:35,082 --> 01:44:37,916
What are you talking about?
1542
01:44:37,916 --> 01:44:39,457
You want me...
1543
01:44:55,876 --> 01:44:57,501
So am I.
1544
01:44:57,501 --> 01:45:02,126
Astorina an Domini...inferni.
1545
01:45:02,126 --> 01:45:05,168
An Domini inferni...
1546
01:45:10,794 --> 01:45:12,794
Please, hear me.
1547
01:45:12,794 --> 01:45:18,461
Someone is stealing from me, and from my mind, my ideas.
1548
01:45:18,461 --> 01:45:20,836
I know I'm not myself, you see.
1549
01:45:20,836 --> 01:45:23,212
And I've tried, I've tried not thinking,
1550
01:45:23,212 --> 01:45:27,212
I've tried not speaking, but it always seems to find a way of...
1551
01:45:27,212 --> 01:45:31,046
fucking having me, and it's taking me somewhere,
1552
01:45:31,046 --> 01:45:35,005
and I know you understand, so where does it go?
1553
01:45:36,630 --> 01:45:38,088
I wish someone loved me.
1554
01:45:38,088 --> 01:45:41,172
But you love someone, they just take from you.
1555
01:45:41,172 --> 01:45:44,422
They ruin you from inside, and everything else gets ruined.
1556
01:45:44,422 --> 01:45:48,214
It's easy to get famous and now my music's no good.
1557
01:45:52,131 --> 01:45:55,132
Please tell me what to do to make it stop. Please...
1558
01:45:56,507 --> 01:45:58,299
..make it stop!
1559
01:46:01,382 --> 01:46:03,424
I understand.
1560
01:46:50,262 --> 01:46:51,596
Joe?
1561
01:46:51,596 --> 01:46:52,971
Oh, God!
1562
01:46:52,971 --> 01:46:55,804
There's a couple of kids downstairs here to stack some tapes.
1563
01:46:55,804 --> 01:46:58,221
Tell them to fuck off.
1564
01:46:58,221 --> 01:47:00,263
We don't need you today, boys.
1565
01:47:09,889 --> 01:47:11,931
Get Mrs Shenton up here!
1566
01:47:15,265 --> 01:47:17,306
I don't know what it's about, Mrs Shenton.
1567
01:47:17,306 --> 01:47:19,807
- He just really wants to see you.
- Oh, he's been busy.
1568
01:47:19,807 --> 01:47:21,682
He recorded me singing last night.
1569
01:47:21,682 --> 01:47:24,349
It's always been a secret ambition of mine, singing.
1570
01:47:24,349 --> 01:47:27,766
I'm sure it'll sound lovely. What sort of mood's he in?
1571
01:47:27,766 --> 01:47:32,100
- Oh, he's in a pretty bad mood.
- Oh, well, I'll cheer him up.
1572
01:47:32,100 --> 01:47:35,892
Will you hold this for me? I don't like to smoke up there.
1573
01:48:06,103 --> 01:48:11,645
- I want a word with you.
- Oh, my God, is that real? Is it loaded?
1574
01:48:11,645 --> 01:48:13,812
Don't talk, answer the question.
1575
01:48:13,812 --> 01:48:18,521
- What question? You haven't asked a question.
- I'm not stupid.
1576
01:48:18,521 --> 01:48:21,688
Come on, Joe, you're really frightening me.
1577
01:48:24,980 --> 01:48:26,105
Who is he?
1578
01:48:26,105 --> 01:48:30,814
- Who's who?
- I've told you once, I'm not stupid!
1579
01:48:30,814 --> 01:48:34,606
If I was stupid, people wouldn't be able to ruin me.
1580
01:48:34,606 --> 01:48:38,273
Who is the man, our friend in the Crombie coat?
1581
01:48:38,273 --> 01:48:41,482
Him? He's just the agent.
1582
01:48:41,482 --> 01:48:43,773
Agent?
1583
01:48:43,773 --> 01:48:46,482
He's the estate agent.
1584
01:48:56,108 --> 01:49:00,858
We're not as young as we were, and you've been terrible with the rent.
1585
01:49:00,858 --> 01:49:04,942
- The business has been poor.
- Estate agents?
1586
01:49:07,484 --> 01:49:10,693
Give me the book, the rent book.
1587
01:49:10,693 --> 01:49:12,235
Let me find the book.
1588
01:49:12,235 --> 01:49:14,401
I think it's downstairs.
1589
01:49:14,401 --> 01:49:17,527
Why don't we just pop down and have a nice cup of tea.
1590
01:49:17,527 --> 01:49:19,652
Just give me the fucking book!
1591
01:49:19,652 --> 01:49:22,569
Your lease is up at the end of the month.
1592
01:49:22,569 --> 01:49:24,694
The bank next door wants to expand.
1593
01:49:24,694 --> 01:49:27,486
We are retiring, it's nothing to do with the rent.
1594
01:49:27,486 --> 01:49:31,653
I didn't want to tell you like this. The shop is our nest egg.
1595
01:49:33,362 --> 01:49:36,529
- I said, didn't I...
- You let an estate agent in here.
1596
01:49:36,529 --> 01:49:40,654
Well, he had to see the place before he could make an offer.
1597
01:49:40,654 --> 01:49:44,154
Yeah, I knew something was wrong. I knew something.
1598
01:49:44,154 --> 01:49:46,238
I thought everyone was out to hurt me,
1599
01:49:46,238 --> 01:49:48,655
I thought all these people wanted to get me
1600
01:49:48,655 --> 01:49:51,238
I thought there was a curse.
1601
01:49:51,238 --> 01:49:54,447
I didn't know, I thought it might be Phil Spector or George Martin
1602
01:49:54,447 --> 01:49:59,239
or any of those thieving pigs, but no, no, it was you!
1603
01:50:00,573 --> 01:50:03,240
Just...you!
1604
01:50:04,448 --> 01:50:06,990
Selling my home when I was in it.
1605
01:50:08,157 --> 01:50:10,365
The place I built from nothing.
1606
01:50:10,365 --> 01:50:14,157
The place I lived and toiled in for six years,
1607
01:50:14,157 --> 01:50:17,616
the place that everyone else got fat off.
1608
01:50:17,616 --> 01:50:22,450
That made millions and millions and millions of people happy.
1609
01:50:22,450 --> 01:50:25,367
And you, you was trying to sell it.
1610
01:50:25,367 --> 01:50:27,325
You was trying to kill it.
1611
01:50:27,325 --> 01:50:29,576
It was you, Violet.
1612
01:51:03,371 --> 01:51:05,246
She's dead, Joe.
1613
01:51:05,246 --> 01:51:07,829
I think she's dead.
1614
01:51:09,246 --> 01:51:10,871
What have you done, Joe?
1615
01:51:16,164 --> 01:51:18,622
No, Joe, please, don't! Please, please!
1616
01:51:18,622 --> 01:51:20,831
- Stop, stop.
- No, Joe, please!
1617
01:51:20,831 --> 01:51:23,706
- It's all right, it's all right.
- Please!
1618
01:51:25,164 --> 01:51:27,373
What's the date?
1619
01:51:29,165 --> 01:51:31,040
- What?
- What's the date?
1620
01:51:31,040 --> 01:51:34,665
It's the 3rd, it's February the 3rd.
1621
01:51:44,916 --> 01:51:47,000
Bye, Patrick.
1622
01:52:00,960 --> 01:52:03,710
Joe! No!
1623
01:52:03,710 --> 01:52:05,502
No, no!
1624
01:52:05,502 --> 01:52:08,919
No, no, no!
1625
01:52:11,211 --> 01:52:13,544
No, no, no, no!
1626
01:52:14,961 --> 01:52:17,045
No, no!
1627
01:52:23,337 --> 01:52:26,879
♪ If I got down on my knees
1628
01:52:26,879 --> 01:52:29,671
♪ And I pleaded with you
1629
01:52:29,671 --> 01:52:36,088
♪ Not to go, but to stay in my arms
1630
01:52:36,088 --> 01:52:39,880
♪ Would you walk
1631
01:52:39,880 --> 01:52:43,047
♪ Out the door
1632
01:52:43,047 --> 01:52:50,256
♪ Like you did once before?
1633
01:52:50,256 --> 01:52:53,257
♪ This time
1634
01:52:53,257 --> 01:52:56,507
♪ Be different
1635
01:52:56,507 --> 01:52:59,882
♪ Please stay
1636
01:52:59,882 --> 01:53:03,049
♪ Don't go
1637
01:53:03,049 --> 01:53:09,758
♪ If I call out your name like a prayer
1638
01:53:09,758 --> 01:53:16,301
♪ Would you leave me alone in my fear
1639
01:53:16,301 --> 01:53:19,134
♪ Knowing I
1640
01:53:19,134 --> 01:53:22,843
♪ Need you so?
1641
01:53:22,843 --> 01:53:29,885
♪ Would you still turn and go
1642
01:53:29,885 --> 01:53:33,052
♪ This time
1643
01:53:33,052 --> 01:53:36,136
♪ Be different
1644
01:53:36,136 --> 01:53:39,428
♪ Please stay
1645
01:53:39,428 --> 01:53:42,512
♪ Don't go
1646
01:53:42,512 --> 01:53:46,387
♪ Please stay
1647
01:53:48,970 --> 01:53:56,221
♪ I loved you before I even knew your name
1648
01:53:56,221 --> 01:54:02,555
♪ I wanted to give you my heart
1649
01:54:02,555 --> 01:54:05,639
♪ But when you came back
1650
01:54:05,639 --> 01:54:09,389
♪ After leaving me one time
1651
01:54:09,389 --> 01:54:14,056
♪ Oh, I knew, oh, how I knew
1652
01:54:14,056 --> 01:54:22,390
♪ That the heartache would start
1653
01:54:25,516 --> 01:54:32,225
♪ If I call out your name like a song
1654
01:54:32,225 --> 01:54:38,850
♪ Which was written for you and you alone
1655
01:54:38,850 --> 01:54:41,851
♪ Would you still
1656
01:54:41,851 --> 01:54:45,393
♪ Hurt my pride
1657
01:54:45,393 --> 01:54:48,018
♪ Baby, till
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01:54:48,018 --> 01:54:52,352
♪ Till I cry
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01:54:52,352 --> 01:54:55,102
♪ This time
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01:54:55,102 --> 01:54:58,519
♪ Be different
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01:54:58,519 --> 01:55:02,103
♪ Please stay
1662
01:55:02,103 --> 01:55:05,103
♪ Don't go
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01:55:05,103 --> 01:55:07,895
♪ Please stay
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01:55:07,895 --> 01:55:12,229
♪ You know I'll always love you, darling
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01:55:12,229 --> 01:55:14,687
♪ Please stay
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01:55:14,687 --> 01:55:17,646
♪ Don't go
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01:55:17,646 --> 01:55:23,813
♪ Please, please, stay. ♪
1668
01:55:45,107 --> 01:55:47,524
♪ Cheatin' was his trade
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01:55:48,816 --> 01:55:51,024
♪ A seller of lies
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01:55:52,233 --> 01:55:54,358
♪ A heart so cold
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01:55:55,441 --> 01:55:58,025
♪ He seemed to hypnotise
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01:55:59,275 --> 01:56:01,359
♪ He always works alone
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01:56:02,692 --> 01:56:05,359
♪ Crawdaddy Simone
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01:56:06,484 --> 01:56:08,859
♪ He had no axe to grind
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01:56:10,485 --> 01:56:12,610
♪ You never saw him smile
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01:56:13,985 --> 01:56:16,027
♪ But his look was good
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01:56:17,527 --> 01:56:19,861
♪ He always dressed in style
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01:56:20,944 --> 01:56:23,403
♪ He always walks alone
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01:56:24,611 --> 01:56:27,028
♪ Crawdaddy Simone... ♪
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