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The tootsie roll wrapper.
What tootsie roll wrapper?

The one at your feet.
I don't see it.

It's right there.
Where?

Marshall, stop arguing with me.
My parents are watching.

Have you seen these guys?
They're hilarious.

I got it.
Why are you holding it
Like that?

When lane left it,
It was a different color.

Are you sure
She'd want that back?

It's been left alone
All night at a keg party.

That backpack
Is permanently scarred.

That backpack
Is zelda fitzgerald.

Well, zelda's going home.

Okay.

[ sighs ] Your first
Cop-raided party.

I am just so proud.

Mom.
I just wish
I could've been there.

It was no big deal.
Did they bring
The paddy wagon?

Yeah, we snuck out
The back door

And headed for algonquin.

How was benchley?
Drunk again.

Tell me more
About this party.

I know the end,
What happened in the middle?

Lane's band played.
They were great.

And people just hung out
And talked,

And then there was
Some sort of fight, I guess.

The cops came.
That's it.

Hmm.

Hey, luke.

I'm in bed. I have ten more
Minutes to sleep.

Nothing much in the grand
Scheme of things,

But still ten minutes
Is ten minutes.

Sure, yeah.
Ten minutes is great.

And then the phone rings.

It just rings and rings
And rings, so I pick it up.

Got your hearing checked?
Can I finish?

I'm just saying
That's a lot of rings.

On the other end of
The phone is someone named john

Who says he's kyle's father,

And kyle threw a party last
Night without permission,

And two guys got into a fight
And tore the place apart.

So john wants me to
Look at the damage

And discuss some sort
Of solution

To the problem
Of the damages.

Now I don't know john,
And I certainly don't know kyle,

But I do know someone who would
Get into a fight at a party

And leave the place
Completely trashed.

It's a wild guess,

But I think his name rhymes
With tess.

So here I am, heading in there
To talk to john about kyle

And discuss what is to be done
About the hummel.

The what?
Exactly.

Let's get back
To the party recap.

Any little details
You want to share?

Jess and dean
Had a fight.

Over you?
I was
A contributing factor.

Was anyone hurt?
No.

That's why the cops came?
Yes.

So you went
To a cop-raided party,
And started it.

Yes.
This fence is broken
Because of you.

This crap is on the ground
Because of you.
What's your point?

* did you ever know
That you're my hero? *

Oh, my god!

* you're everything
I would like to be *

* I can fly higher
Than an eagle *

* 'cause you are the wind
Beneath my wings *

* if you're out
On the road *

* feelin' lonely
And so cold *

* all you have to do
Is call my name *

* and I'll be there
On the next train *

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* anywhere that you tell me to *

* if you need *

* you need me to be with you *

* I will follow *

* oh, oh, oh *

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* any, anywhere
That you tell me to *

* if you need *

* you need me to be with you *

* I will follow
Where you lead *

Oh, these muffins --
They're brilliant.

Tell us you sell
Your muffin mix.

Sookie, people wanna
Throw roses at your feet.

And I will let them.

Listen, sookie,
Dennis and I

And a bunch of us others

Wondered if you offered
Cooking classes.

Cooking classes?

Some better b and bs
Include them.

Oh, of course they do.

[ giggles ]
So...We do, too.

We will be your disciples.

Gosh, we're gonna
Have so much fun.

We'll start with spreads.
And if there's time, desserts.

I have this chocolate bomb --
Oh, but breads and soups!

Sookie, hon,
We don't have a kitchen.

Oh, right.

There's no kitchen?

Okay, not a problem.

You'll all come to my house.

Can't wait.
Cheers.

Uh, make a note.

If the guests are gonna wear
Those robes downstairs,

We need to buy ones
With thicker material.

Seeing the sunlight
Hit dennis

Gave me a whole new respect
For peg.

Hey, listen, jackson's
Up in rochester today

Helping his cousin
Rebuild his nova.

He's not getting home till late,
So you know what that makes me?

Available?
Like an intern.

What are you and rory
Doing tonight?

I'm open. Rory's got plans
With the grandparents.

I didn't know
You were in touch.

I'm not. Rory is.
Ah.

At least the family
Pressure's off you.

That's good, right?
I don't know.

I mean, before this whole
Friday night dinner thing,

I didn't see them regularly,
We didn't talk regularly,

So it wasn't weird
When I didn't see them

Or talk to them regularly.

You miss them.

I feel like I'm not doing
Something I'm supposed to.

So what're you gonna do?
Hope it passes.

Sounds healthy.

Blessed are they who mourn,
For they will be comforted.

Blessed are the meek

For they shall
Inherit the earth.

Hey.
Hi.

So, how are you?
How were things last night?

You mean after my drunken call
To my mother?

Yeah, what happened
When you got home?

I'm not sure.
What do you mean?

Well, after I finished

With my farrelly brothers
Audition in the bushes --

Thanks for the hair holding.
Anytime.

Dave dropped me off at home.

He wanted to come in,
But he's an only child,

And I saw no reason for his
Family line to end with him,

So I went in and he left.

And?
The place was dark.

No mrs. Kim?
No mrs. Kim.

No mrs. Kim.

So, of course, I panicked.

What does this mean?

When I'm home
Ten minutes late

From bible study,
She has a cow.

But I call her drunk,
Tell her I'm at a party,

I'm a drummer,
In love with a non-korean.

I expected backup --
Aunts, uncles, cousins

Pulled out from villages
I've never heard of,

But nothing.
I don't understand.

So I go upstairs to make sure
Everything's okay.

I look in her room,
She's in bed asleep.

No.

Then this morning I get up,

I go in the kitchen,

Where she's making breakfast,

And I say, "Good morning, mama."

And?
She turns around,

Looks right at me and says,
"Good morning, lane."

Really?
Those were her
Last words to me.

So she's freezing you out.

No, it was more stepford
Than cold --

You know, very calm,
Very serene.

Okay, well, let's think.

Maybe she didn't hear you.

I was drunk.
I could have slurred.
Exactly.

Maybe she thought you said
You were at a smarty,

Playing clock music,
Drinking fear,

And in love with
Rave smigchowsty.

And how would
That be better?

It's much less clear.

What is that smell?

Your backpack.

Blessed are they which are --

Blessed are they who are
Persecuted for the sake...

You have to talk to her.
I can't.

What are
You going to do?

I volunteered to work this table
For the next two months.

Plus, I told her I'd go to that
7-day adventist college.

Lane, no.

I told dave to forget
About the prom.

I'm sorry.
Don't be.
It's my fault.

And utter every kind of evil
Against you falsely

Because of me, amen.

Okay, let's go.

Sorry, david.
No problem, archie.

[ sighs ]

[ speaking hebrew ]

Excuse me!
I'd like some ham!

Be right back.
But I'd like some ham!

Is this what I ordered?
Yes.

You know
What you want yet?

Oh, no, not yet.

You know what
Might help?
What?

Opening the menu.
Yes, thank you
For the tip.

[ sighs ]

I need ham!
No ham.

We got a shipment of ham
Yesterday.
No ham.

Caesar, there's a lady there

Who's waiting for ham
For 20 minutes,

And if I go back there
Empty-handed,

There's a 50-50 chance
That she will eat me!

No ham.
Then sew some bacon together,

'cause that woman
Is getting ham.

[ sighs ]

Excuse me.
I don't think this -- thank you.

Who ordered this?
Look in front of you.

If there's nothing there
And there should be,

Then this is yours!

Oh, here.

Well?
What?

Do you know
What you want yet?

I'll have more coffee.
More coffee coming up.

Glad to make your dining
Dreams come true.

Taylor: oh!

* who can take a sunrise *

* sprinkle it with dew *

* cover it in chocolate
And a miracle or two? *

* the candy man *

* oh, the candy man can *

Yes, that's right,
The candy man can,

'cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good,

And, I, ladies and gentlemen,
Am the candy man!

Your candy man.

I'm mixing it with love

And making stars hollow
Taste good.

Move!

In a second, jess.
Give him a taffy.

I come to announce
To one and all

That the day we thought would
Never get here has arrived!

Arbor day?
No.

The day of reckoning?
No.

The day the music died?
Kirk.

Give me a taffy.
What?

I've got a million of them.
Give me a taffy.

As I was saying,
The big day has arrived!

The opening of taylor's
Old-fashioned soda shop

And candy store!

Tomorrow,
From noon till 6:00,

There will be fun, balloons,
Ice cream,

And old-fashioned penny candy
For just $1 apiece.

Come at noon, stay all day.

Where the hell have you been?
This place is a freaking zoo.

Every table is full.

Sammy thinks
It's the desert inn.

I had to run an errand.

Everybody's complaining,
We're out of ham,

Caesar suddenly decided to join
The slow-food movement,

And I've got a guy who's moved
In at a table for four.

He sits, making it impossible
For me to turn over that table.

That cuts way back on my tips.

I'm sorry.
Don't you mean my tips?
What?

You know
Where I was this morning?
No.

I was at kyle's.
His parents called me.
Oh, yeah?

A little party you went to got
A little "Animal house," huh?

Dean started it.

You're not really gonna
Use that one?

He sucker-punched me,
I was just defending myself.

You defended yourself all
The way through the house

And out
Into the front yard.

You defended yourself with
A chair that is now broken.

You defended yourself
With a coffee table.

You defended yourself
With an ottoman.

I don't need a recap.

You know how much
Damage you caused?

Dean caused it, too.

The place was trashed.

Dean trashed it, too.

[ clears throat ]

Are you trying to kill me?

Nope.
It'll just be a perk.

Okay, well here's the deal.

From now on every cent
That you make here

Goes toward
Paying them back.

Hey, what about --

Dean's paying
Them back, also.

How do you know?
Because he was
At kyle's house.

You're kidding me.

He had already worked out
A financial agreement

With the parents
And was helping with the fence.

Man, he's gonna make some woman
A fine doormat someday.

You're making good
On this.

I've to get more coffee out.

Every cent
Is getting paid back.

I never want those people
Calling me again.

Hey, you left your wallet!

Hey!

Okay, here's the problem.

Every single one of my skirts

Is either too long
Or too short.

Which means I either have
To alter or shop.
To be or not to be.

Wait'll you care
What in style thinks of you.

What time will you be home?

We have to go over
The special edition

Of the franklin. Of course,
We're completely behind,

Partly because paris can't let
Anything go to print

Unless she's proofed it
A million times.

Can you say, "Crazy,
Anal, micromanager?"

Not fives times fast.
I'll be home by 10:00.

I forgot my notes.
I put them in your bedroom.

Oh.

[ inhales deeply ]

[ exhales ]

Emily: hello?
Hi, mom.

Lorelai?

Yep, it's me.

So, how are you?

I'm fine.

Good.
How's dad?

He's fine.
Also good.

May I speak
With rory please?

No, you can't.
Why not?

Because I called you.
So what?

You don't get to request
A switch.

I'm sure she's
Right there.
Not the point.

If you want to talk to rory,
You have to call.

Then when I answer,
You can ask for rory.

But you didn't, I called,
So you cannot ask for rory.

What do you want, lorelai?
I haven't seen you
For a while.

Your choice.

No, your choice, mom.

You're the one who called off
Friday-night dinners.

No, I'm the one
Who called off

The obligation
For friday night dinners.

You know what?
I didn't call to argue.

Fine. Let's not argue.
Come on, mom.
This is silly.

Think back to before the whole
Friday-night-dinner thing.

We still had a relationship.

The one where I would
Trick you into calling me

By leaving a message
On your answering machine

Saying it's important, but
I wouldn't include the details,

So you had no choice
But to call me?

Yes.
And when you did call,

We'd talk about
The weather, d.A.R.,

Then you'd put rory
On the phone,

Even when she was
Too young to talk.

It was not always like that.
It was always like that.

Very well.
The weather's fine.

The d.A.R. Is staging a luncheon
At the library next week.

You already said
I couldn't talk to rory.

You've fulfilled
Your obligation.

Okay, mom, fine.
Have a nice day.

Same to you.

[ sighs ]

[phone rings]

It's for you!

Sorry, sorry, sorry.
The issue is a disaster.

It's our last issue,
And it's a complete disaster.

I'm sure it's not that bad.
That's why you won't need to
Botox your frown lines.

Not that picture! No!
Put it down! Put it down now!

How's it coming?
Very frustrating.

Just can't seem to get
The right combination.

Blue dress, blond guy, and
Black limo works best for me.

Green dress, red-haired guy,
White limo works best for me.

White limo with blond guy
Totally doesn't work.

I'm assuming
This conversation veered off

Of the cover page placement?

How about black-haired guy,
Green dress, and tan limo?

Tan limo?
Good neutral backdrop.

This opens up a whole
New set of options.

Bring the golf team
Back in.

Why don't I get these pesky
Articles out of your way?

What are you doing?
The front page placement.

And they?
Staying true to who they are.

Look, prom is once.
It happens, it's photographed,

And then it's there forever.
Planning is essential.

Paris, we left a space
For you in the limo.

We need your dress color.
And a picture of jamie.

And the flexibility
You have with your dress.

Thank you, but we've already
Made our plans for prom night.

Jamie hired a private car.

We'll go in,
Take the picture,

Depending on the level
Of lameness, dance.

Then there's
Dinner at antoine's,

Followed by a helicopter ride
To join his parents

Out in martha's vineyard.

What color's
The helicopter?

As you were.

Have you figured out your
Plans for prom night?

No, but stars hollow is
A much more casual kind of prom.

Less "Cinderella,"
More "Footloose."

It's still a prom.
It is still a prom.

I can't wait.

It's my own fault.

I poked a slumbering bear
With a stick.

I reached out and initiated
Contact with emily gilmore.

I get what I deserve.

You're a bad girl.

You know what really stinks?

They're having rory over tonight
For a movie night.

Movie night?
That's your thing with her.

Exactly.
What's next?

A stay-home-and-dance-around-
In-your-underwear-

To-the-monkees'-
Greatest-hits night?

I wouldn't put it past them
To steal that, too.

What's going on?

[ gasps ]
Oh, my god.

Fran.
Poor thing.

I don't believe it.

Such a great lady.

Great lady.

83 on her last birthday --
Good, long life.

We should all be so lucky.

I'm gonna miss her.
Me, too.

So...
Yeah?

...I guess this'll put that
Old inn of hers on the market.

She wanted to keep it
As long as she was alive.

And now --

Oh, my god.
What?

You don't think because we
Wanted the property so much

We killed fran?
What?

Through the power
Of our minds.

No, we wished for
The property, not this.

You never know
With karma.

Look, we loved fran, right?
Yes, we did.

And whether or not we get
The dragonfly inn

Has nothing to do
With her dying now.

Right...Sort of.
Besides, we don't know
What's happening with the inn.

Fran has no heirs.
You never know.

Some long lost
Gold-toothed cousin

Could come out of the woodwork,
Inherit it,

And turn it into a beauty salon
Or law offices.

Not our dragonfly.

If we're meant to have the inn,
Then we're meant to have it.

Right. Like doris day.

Que sera...
Sera.

Let's focus on fran
And how much we loved her

And not think
About the inn at all.

Okay.

You're thinking about it!

Just about where to put
The wood-burning oven.

We'll put it in the apartment
We share in hell.

Let's buy flowers.
Yeah, lots and lots
Of flowers.

This is
A really nice chair.

Is it old?

Old enough.

Well, it's really nice.

I mean,
The back is very sturdy,

And the legs
Are all the same length,

And the wood looks like
It was a tree at some point,

Which is good for wood,
'cause it was.

[ knock on door ]
Would you get that, please?

Yes, mama.

What are you doing here?
I'm here to see
Your mother.

What?
Excuse me.

Dave -- dave, wait!

Excuse me, mrs. Kim.
I need to speak with you.
I'm busy, david.

A few weeks ago you told me
Lane had a crush on me.

I have a crush
On her, too.

I know you have very strict
Rules about dating,

I just want you to know
I'm a good person.

I don't smoke. I don't drink.

I've never gotten a ticket.

I'm healthy.
I take care of myself.

I floss.

I never watch more than 30
Minutes of television a night

Partly because
There's nothing on.

I respect my parents.
I do well in school.

I never play video games,
In case they someday prove

Playing them could turn you
Into a serial killer.

I don't drink coffee.

I hate soda because the
Carbonation freaks me out.

I'll give up meat
If you feel strongly about it.

I don't mind wearing a tie.

I enjoyed playing those hymns
On my guitar,

And I really, really want to
Take your daughter to the prom.

Mrs. Kim?

Please don't make me repeat
That list again.

[ sighs ]

Let never day nor night
Unhallowed pass,

But still remember
What the lord hath done.

Okay.

Thank you.

Did you hear
What she said?
Yes, I did.

Was it a yes or no?
I'm not sure.

It's got to be
From the bible, right?

So I'll just go home,
Do some research.

Look on the internet,
See what I find.

Okay.

I'm so writing him
A song tonight.

[ knock on door ]

You left your wallet
In the diner.

Oh, wow. Did I?

Look at that.
I guess I did.

Thanks for
Bringing it back.
No problem.

I really like this
Driver's license picture.

You can imagine what a drag
It'd be to replace it.

What are you doing here,
Jimmy?

Just passing through.
Passing through from where?

California.
California?

Yeah, I've been there
For a few years now.

Well, glad to hear it.
Yeah.

So what are
You doing here, jimmy?
Nothing really.

He hasn't missed you.
I'm sure.

Never speaks about you.
I wouldn't expect him to.

Do you know why he doesn't
Miss you, jimmy?

Because you're a loser,
And nobody misses a loser.

It's been 17 years, luke.

You remember how long it's been.
I'm impressed.

Well, I always could count.

And your list of attributes
Ends there.

I guess we're not
Playing nice anymore.

The last time I saw you was
Right after liz gave birth.

You were gonna go out
And buy some diapers

And meet us back
At the apartment.

You remember that?
Yes.

You went out,
But you never came back.

A lot of time has passed,
A lot of things have changed.

Really?
Like what things, you?

Yes, me!
Maybe. Why not?

Oh, come on!
You never called before.

Why now? You need money?

What?
'cause he doesn't have any.

I don't need money.
I don't either.

I don't need money!
So the look's a choice?

No, I just wanted to --
I don't know -- see him.

Why now?
I don't know!

I thought it was time.
You don't think it was time?

You really want my opinion
On the subject?

Luke, give me a break.
Give you a break?!

I'm trying to keep this kid
From falling off earth.

Trying to get him
Through school.

I got to be totally honest
With you.

I am not doing too well.
No?

No, and the last thing
He needs

Is a special appearance
By his father,

Who can't be here
For any good reason!

There's no evil plan.
I have a job, a life.

I just thought I'd come --
And what, say hello?

See if he looks like you?
Then what?

What?
Well -- I don't know!

Well, while
You're figuring it out,

Let me plant this
Thought in your head.

You do or say anything
To upset jess

And make it harder for me
To keep him on the right path,

I'm gonna put your head
Through a wall -- any wall.

You can pick the wall,
But it's gonna be a wall, okay?

I just wanted to see him.

Well, you saw him.

Now get out of here.

Fran was one of the first people
I met when we moved here.
I know.

The first day here
I stopped in...

And asked her for directions
To the inn.

Mm-hmm.
She was so sweet.

And, oh, my god.
She loved you.

I didn't think she was gonna let
Me leave the bakery with you.

She just kept giving you cookies
In a shameless attempt

To buy your affections
Away from me.

For a couple weeks, it worked.

For two weeks you just kept
Staring at me like,

"You took me away from
The cookies.
I'm gonna kill you."

Um, mom, can I just meet you
At the church?

What are you planning?
Is it finally payback time?

I need to stop at doose's
And get something.

Kleenex. We'll need kleenex.
Oh, I'll come with you.

Um, well --

[ woman sobbing ]

Oh!

Patty.

Now it all starts.
What all starts, honey?

First fran,
Then the rest of us.

Oh, patty, it's not the plague.
It was just her time.

I can't go.
Yes, you can. Come on.

No, just leave me.
I'm gonna get her
To the church.

I'll meet you there.

Come on, let's go.

Oh.

You know,
It's times like these

That you realize what is truly
Important in your life.

Uh-huh.

I'm so glad
I had all that sex.

[ sobbing ]
Hurry, honey!

[ guitar music ]

[ music continues ]

What are you looking at?

Thank you for coming.
The grand opening
Has been postponed.

Thank you for coming.
The grand opening
Has been postponed.

Thank you for coming.
Thank you for coming...

How's it going?

[ clears throat ]

Welcome, all.

The large number
Of people here today

Is a testament to how much
Fran weston has touched

Each and every one of us.

We'd like to start by inviting
Marjorie rogers,

Fran's close friend,
To share a few words with us.

In 1955, fran opened
Weston's bakery.

Back then she was the new
Kid on the block.

And soon thereafter,
She hired me,

A mother of three rug rats
And a husband overseas,

And we became best friends.
Still are.

So sweet.
You think we'll still be
Friends when we're dead?

I will if you will.

Fran was and is stars hollow.

And to insure that her love
And spirit continue,

Weston's bakery will remain open

And run by those who have
Fran's heart in their hearts.

Of course, fran's family has
Been here long before even fran.

They opened the dragonfly inn
Back in 1893.

The dragonfly inn
Was once regarded

As the "Violet lady,"
The premier inn in all...

What did she say?

I heard "Premier inn,"
Then squat.

Is she still talking
About the inn?
I don't know.

Shhh!

The inn...Ortant role,
Al...Ing...

Its spe...All who...

She said "Inn."

And "Ortant"
And "Ing."

...Set...World war...

She said, "World war."
One or two?
Where are we? Where are we?

...Who...Fran...Ing...

She's pointing to somebody.
It's a man in a suit.

Does he have a gold tooth?
Guys, people are turning.

...To you all.

Did she say
Who gets the inn?
I don't know.

Uh, thank you, marjorie.

And now I'd like to point out
That the time is 12:00 p.M.,

The time fran would normally be

Opening her doors
On sunday after church,

Welcoming us to join her in
Friendship at weston's bakery.

So, if we may at this time
All bow our heads

For a minute of silence to mark
The passing of the soul

Of our dear departed friend.

No!

No, the grand opening
Is cancelled!

Sorry, folks.

Stop!
It is cancelled!

Cancelled!

As we close, I'd like to honor
A special request fran had,

And that is to take one final
Stroll around the town square

Before going to her final
Resting place.

All those who would like
To participate,

Please assemble outside.

Walking dead people,
Not my thing. Let's go.

[ sighs ]
Where's sookie?
Just giving
Our condolences.

And asking what you missed
When the mike cut out?

And giving our condolences.

His name's brink.
He's a lawyer.

He's here to get
Fran's affairs in order.

Could we talk to him?
But you have to
Get back to the inn,

And I've got those
B and bers waiting.

Okay. Well, let's
Get him now.

I think our window
Of opportunity
Just slammed shut.

Great.
Now what?

We very respectfully hover
In his vicinity

Until the walk is over.

Then we will politely
Ask him to get in touch with us.

Yes! Go!

Coming?
No, you guys go ahead.

When the earth opens up
And swallows you whole,

I'll be here to tell
The story.

Hey, rory!
Oh, hey,
You were in there?

I got here late, so I kind
Of hung in the back.

It was nice of you to come.

She was a nice lady.
Yeah, she was.

Listen, uh, can I talk
To you for a sec?

We'll catch up.
I promise.

Sure.

Good, okay.

Um...
What?

Come on.

Dean, what are you doing?

Okay, uh, you ready?

Yes, I'm ready.

I asked lindsay
To marry me.

You -- you --

And she said yes.

She -- she --

So what do you think?
I -- I --

I know.
Who would have thought?

I mean, it's weird,
But lindsay's amazing.

And I asked,
And she said yes.

So...I'm getting married.

Say something.

Why?
What?

No, I don't mean why.
I mean why now?
Why not now?

Well, you're 18,
First of all.

So?
So, you're young.

I mean, you haven't even gone
To college yet.

Oh, my god. You are still
Going to college?

Yes, rory,
I'm still going to college.

Well, how --
Lindsay's gonna go with me.

But, dean, you're going to be
Studying and taking classes.

You need to focus on that.

You don't know
What you want to do yet,

You guys haven't been
Going out for that long.

Date for a while.
Dating's fun.

Thank you.
For what?

For your deep,
Heartfelt congratulations.

You just took me
By surprise.

So what?
It's good news.

You can't just be happy
For me?

I can. I am.
I just --

I'm sorry if you have
A crappy relationship with jess.

Hey, that has --
I'm sorry
If he treats you like dirt.

Everyone hates him,
But that was your choice.

I have a great girlfriend,
I'm really happy.

When you dumped me, I thought
I'd never be happy again.

Jess doesn't treat me
Like dirt.

Whatever.

I just wanted you to hear it
From me before it got out.

Now you know, so, um...
Have a nice life.

Jess does not treat me
Like dirt!

Mama, do you need any help?

No, thank you.

I could get out
The soy scones.

If you like.

Tofutter?

Fine.

Mama, I'm really sorry
About the other night.

I did everything wrong.
Everything you taught me not to.

I lied to you.
I let you down.

I never intended to,
And I don't know how to fix it,

But I'm going to try my hardest
Because I am so, so sorry.

I'll be upstairs
If you need me.

I'm gonna go in my room, I'm
Gonna iron my dress for church,

And I'm gonna think
About what I've done.

[ doorbell rings ]

I stayed up all night.

I read the entire bible
Cover to cover.

I don't know what it means.

David --
You have to tell me
What it means.

Is it yes?
Is it no?

I can't feel
My right elbow anymore.

I don't even know why,
But I can't.

David --

Please, just tell me.
I'm so tired.

It's not from the bible.

What?

It's shakespeare,
"Henry vi."

I like to goof off
Now and then, too.

Shakespeare?
That is a very difficult
Thing to do,

Reading the bible
In one night.

I myself have only done it
Three times.

You need great determination
And excellent light.

I'm very impressed.

Alright.
Alright, what?

You can go to the prom,
But you cannot get married.

That seems fair to me.
And me!

The person who's going upstairs
To think about what she's done.

Lane is grounded until the prom
And for two months after.

You may call her on the phone
Every other day for ten minutes,

And that is all,
Understand?

Yes, ma'am.
Thank you, mrs. Kim.

Lane!
Thinking about
What I've done!

So apparently we're all supposed
To walk like fran.

It's almost 4:00.

[ sighs ] Okay.

Got to take
Some initiative here.

What are you doing?

Just focus on the ground
And look lost in grief.

So, nice service.

Yes.
Yes.

And this is a really nice idea,
The walk around the square.

Oh, yeah, great idea.

I may steal it
When I die, you know?

Ask them to walk me
Around a benefit counter.

Might freak out
The makeover girls --

It's nice.
Really nice.

So, listen,
My name is lorelai gilmore,

And this
Is sookie st. James.

Hi.

I know this isn't exactly
The best time,

But do you have any idea

What's going to happen
With the dragonfly?

Because we want it!

Sookie and I actually talked
To fran about buying it.

We work
At the independence inn now.

The one that burned down?

Yes, but that was
Just an accident.

There was a bad wire.
A bad, bad wire.

It could have happened
To anyone and should,

In no way, reflect our
Inn-running abilities.

Yes, well, do you think we could
Discuss this a little later?

This is a little heavy,
I need to focus.

Oh, let me help you here.

Wow, for a little woman --
Sookie, will you just --

Oh, right.

Anyway,
We were just wondering,

Did she leave the dragonfly
To anyone?

No, she didn't.
Oh, okay.

What does the family
Want to do with it?

We haven't talked in depth
About it,

But I'm pretty sure
They'll sell it.

We'd really like to buy it.
And keep it as an inn.

Yes, a wonderful inn.
Dedicated to fran.

Yes, we'll keep it
The dragonfly.

And we promise
Not to burn it down.

Oh, yes, that's right.

Hey, we could put that
In the agreement.

Uh, here.
Why don't you --

Thank you.

Anyway, what do you say?
Well...

Excuse me,
But you're blocking her view.

Oh, sorry, kirk, sorry.

So you were saying?

I'll tell you what.

You contact me on monday,
And we can discuss this.

As far as I'm concerned,

If the check clears,
It's all yours.

It's all ours.
It's all ours.

We've got it!

[ door opens, closes ]

We're closed.
Learn to read.

You're the loser coffee guy.

Well, not as cool as bono,
But I'll take it.

We're --

Closed. I heard.

Okay, so --

I'm your father.
We're closed.

What?

I'm your --

Are you sure?

Am I -- yes, I'm sure.

I-I didn't mean to spring
This on you.

I thought luke
Would have told you --

"Luke would have told me"?

Well, yeah, he came
To see me last night.

He didn't tell you.
That's obvious.

Because you're still doing the
Staring with the frown, and...

You look...Different.

You want some coffee?
Sure.

Thanks.

It's old.

Okay.

[ music over stereo ]

[music continues]

I got to go.

I was negotiating
At a funeral.
I saw.

Which might have been the most
Inappropriate thing to happen

Today, until that gnat flew
Into kirk's mouth

He freaked
And dropped the casket.

It was a nice save.
I'm feeling so weird.

I'm completely sad about fran,
But the inn --

It's really gonna happen.
Yeah, seems like it.

Hey, come here.

That one would look
Great on you.
Oh, I don't know.

You should come back tomorrow
And try it on.
Maybe.

Prom's coming up.
You need a dress.

Unless you want me
To make you one.
No, that's okay.

Maybe we could hit the mall
Tomorrow after school.

We could go to a fancy store
Where they'll follow us around
Like we're thieves.

I don't wanna talk
About dresses anymore.

We've only been
Talking two minutes.

Well, it feels like longer!
Rory.

I don't know if I even
Need a dress.

I don't know
If I'm going.

I thought jess agreed.
Well, that was before.

Before what?
Before the party,
The fight!

Before the thing
In kyle's bedroom!

Okay, come with me.

[ door slams ]

Okay, we left off with the
Thing in kyle's bedroom?

One minute he's happy,
Then he's not.

He doesn't tell me
Anything ever.

You're supposed to tell
Your girlfriend things.

That's the whole point
Of having a girlfriend.

Yes it is, now kyle's bedroom --
What happened there?

I'm so tired of fighting
Or not even fighting
Because he won't fight.

He gets mad, disappears
Then comes back,

I don't like how I feel,
I don't like what I do.

Like what you do where,
In kyle's bedroom?

I don't want to sit around,
Wondering when we'll talk.

If he's mad,
Why's he mad?

I hate this!
I really, really --

Honey, you've got to tell mommy
What happened in kyle's bedroom!

Jess was upset,
And I went to look for him.

We were kissing, then it
Seemed like he wanted to --

Did you?
No, then he got all weird,
Like he was mad at me.

If he was mad
Because you wouldn't have sex
With him, then he's a jerk.

But I don't even know
If that's why he's mad at me.

I don't know
If he's mad at me.

He won't talk, just sulks,
Then disappears,

And when you're
Through with him,

He shows up
With distiller tickets!

Distiller tick--

What distiller tickets?

Oh, that's right.
You don't know about that.

I was embarrassed because
I didn't want to be that girl,

But after the hockey game,
I was that girl.

What girl? Help me.
Drag me along.

The girl who let's
Her boyfriend treat her

Like dirt and then lies.

Okay,
We need a breath here.

[ sighs ]

Something's going on
With him,

And it's been going on
For a while.

You can't make him talk,
Rory. He has to want to.

But why doesn't he want to?
Because it's probably
Hard for him.

Hey, we're not leaving!

We're gonna live in this car!
We're gonna die in this car!

So find another freakin' spot!

Honey.
I don't want to talk
About it anymore.

I'm tired of talking
About it. I'm just --

I'm tired.

Okay.

So --
Nothing happened.

Okay.

Hey. You hungry?
I can make us some eggs.

So, I hear you went to see
My father last night.

He came by?
He came by.

I didn't think
He'd have the guts.
What were you thinking?

Jess, I don't like
Your father very much.

So that means
I can't know he's here?

You know he's here.
No thanks to you.

Shouldn't have been from me
In the first place.

You don't think
You owed to tell me?
No, I didn't.

With everything that's going on
Here with you,

I kind of hoped
He'd just walk away.

But, once again,
Jimmy makes the wrong move.

Who the hell are you to decide
What the right move is?!

I'm the one who's saving
Your ass constantly.

I'm the one who just wrote
A check to kyle's father

So he wouldn't press charges
Against you!

I'm the one trying
To knock some sense

Into your thick head
About the future!

Oh, here we go!
You don't take anything
Seriously!

That's why you're doing
So crappy in school!

You're smart enough. You read
More than anyone I've ever seen.

There's no reason why
You should be barely graduating.

I'm not.
You're not what?

I'm not graduating!
Yes, you are!

No, I'm not!
Yes, you are!

Because we had an agreement that
If you were gonna live here,

You were gonna
Go to school, and graduate!

Well, I didn't,
And I'm not.

What is wrong with you?!

What, you do this
Just to spite me?
Forget it! It's done!

What's your life now,
Wal-mart full-time?

That's your great future?

Gonna take the plunge and buy
Yourself a second blue vest?

Maybe. Why not?
What's wrong with it?
I mean, it's no diner!

Hey, I own this business!
I built it! This is mine!

I'm not at the mercy
Of some boss,

Waiting and hoping to be chosen
Employee of the month

For extra bucks and a plaque.

I'm always employee
Of the month!

I'm employee of the year,
Of the century, of the universe!

You should be so lucky
To have a job like mine.

Okay...
Here's what we're gonna do.

You're gonna live here
One more year.

You're gonna quit your job.

You're gonna take 12th grade
Over again,

And you will graduate.

No!
I'm not playing
With you here!

You quit your job.
You go to school.

I am not going back
To school!

So that's it?
Yeah, that's it!

Then you got to go.

I thought I smelled coffee.

Good morning, your highness.
I trust you slept well.

And to what do I owe this lovely
Display of domesticity?

Well,
Being brilliant and all,

I figured you'd probably
Not be in the mood

To go to luke's
This morning,

So I thought we'd have breakfast
Here.

Wow, okay.

Hey.
Good?

These are from luke's?
What?

You got up, went to luke's,
Brought this back.

I'm sure not gonna cook.
They're good, thank you.

I put 'em on a plate
Just the way you like 'em.

Well, there it is.

"Mr. And mrs. Thomas lister
Announce the engagement

"Of their daughter,
Lindsay ann,

To dean forester, son of randy
And barbara forester."

My god.
They're a good-looking couple.

If they're kids can sing,
There's no stopping them.

I still don't understand
Why they need to get married.

Maybe they have to get married
Before he grows too tall.

I want him to be happy.
I know. You're good
In that department.

Some people get married young
And everything turns out fine.

Absolutely.
That'd be nice.

Well, we'll keep
A good thought.

Hey, here's a picture of kirk
Pinned by the casket.

[ laughing ]
Yeah, that's a good one.
It's bad enough
This had to happen,

But his pants splitting
On top of it?

Yeah. I hope he never takes
Too close a look at his life.

Amen. So this goes on
The fridge, right?

Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah.

Hey.
Hey.

Can I sit?
Uh, sure, sit.

I thought you took
An earlier bus.

My first class
Got cancelled today.

Oh.

So what's been going on?

Nothing much.
Fran died.
I heard.

I went to her funeral
Yesterday.

Luke went, too.

I saw him there.
Yeah?

He was in the back.

I can't go to the prom.

I couldn't get tickets.

Oh.

Sorry.

This is my stop.
Okay.

So, you'll call me?

Yeah, I'll call you.

[ sighs ]