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Oh, I know.
How about -- no.
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No. No!
You can't keep doing that.
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You can't just start a thought
And then say, "No."
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Finish them
Or don't start them at all.
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You're very totalitarian today.
No, it just drives me crazy.
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It's like if you do shave and a
Haircut without the last part.
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Do it.
Will you stop giving me
Half-finished thoughts?
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I promise. Do it.
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* two bits *
Thank you.
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What were you thinking?
Pizza and tv.
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That's our fallback.
That's why I said nah.
Remembered it was our fallback.
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When did we become so old
And pathetic?
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Hey, hey. We're neither.
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We're stuck
On what to do.
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It's a friday night.
We should be out --
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Partying with the homies.
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Our stars hollow homies
Are all in bed by now.
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Not kirk. He'll be playing video
Trivia at the pizza place.
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We're old and pathetic.
How did it come to this?
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It's our first friday
That we haven't gone
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To grandma and grandpa's
For dinner.
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I cannot remember what we did
Before we started doing those.
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Feels like
A million years ago.
Ooh! Who are you calling?
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It feels weird for me not to say
Hello to them on friday night.
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No, don't call them.
Hey, this rift is
Between you and them.
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I'm on friendly terms.
I know.
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It's just that they're probably
Sitting there eating alone,
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Shivering
In an unheated room,
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The only illumination's
A single light bulb
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Just so they can make us feel
Spectacularly guilty.
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Hey, grandpa.
It's rory.
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Rory!
He's pretending
Not to remember you?
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No. It's loud there.
Loud?
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What's going on there?
We're having a party.
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A party?
A party?!
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Sort of a last-minute thing.
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Couldn't get too big
A crowd here.
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I think we wound up with 55
Or 60. Something like that.
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60 people!
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Oh, here come the mushroom caps,
Everybody!
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There's singing
And mushroom caps.
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I'm appalled by this.
It sounds like lots of fun.
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Oh, it is.
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Grandma would come
And say hello,
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But she's dancing
With lloyd sandstone.
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Watch where you put those hands,
Lloyd.
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A guy named lloyd
Is feeling up grandma.
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You're making this up.
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Well, um,
I'll let you go, okay?
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Okay, you're coming to visit
After school on monday,
Aren't you?
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Yeah. I'll see you then.
Can't wait. Bye now.
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* magic *
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The gilmore house is partying
Like it's 1999.
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And here it's "At home
With the 700 club."
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Well, we didn't tell them to
Stop living their lives.
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How could they bounce back
So quickly?
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I don't know,
But bounce they did.
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Okay.
They win this time.
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But we've got to think of
Something super big
And fantastic
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And cool for next
Friday night, okay?
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Okay.
Now, think.
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[ sighs ]
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Mushroom caps sound
Really good.
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Shh.
Sorry.
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* if you're out
On the road *
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* feelin' lonely
And so cold *
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* all you have to do
Is call my name *
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* and I'll be there
On the next train *
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* where you lead,
I will follow *
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* anywhere that you tell me to *
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* if you need *
* if you need *
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* you need me to be with you *
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* I will follow *
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* oh, oh, oh *
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* where you lead,
I will follow *
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* any, anywhere
That you tell me to *
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* if you need *
* if you need *
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* you need me to be with you *
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* I will follow where you lead *
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Hi.
Say "Cheese."
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I love my little digital camera.
I want to marry it.
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Do you ever want to
Put it away?
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You hurt little digital dan's
Feelings.
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Sorry, d.D.
85
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Gotcha.
Oh, no, wait. Missed.
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Got a good one of you.
Nice cheekbones.
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Could you focus on something
Non-photographic for a second?
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Hmm. I'll try.
I was asked to pass
This along to you.
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00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:04,712
Something from chilton. You
Still dipping girls' hair in the
Inkwells?
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00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:06,013
Read it and see.
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"Dear ms. Gilmore,
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"With your daughter's final days
At chilton fast approaching,
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Yours are, too."
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Not feelin' the love here.
Yadda, yadda, yadda.
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"The booster club
Could use your help.
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We would greatly appreciate --"
"Greatly's" underlined 3 times.
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Trying to emphasis a word there.
Got it, guys.
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"Your involvement,
Especially in light of
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Your previous paucity
Of participation."
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They got me with alliteration
And an obscure word.
The bastards.
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I've been summoned to duty.
Sounds like it.
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Feel like packing my rucksack
And kissing my loved ones
Goodbye.
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So don't do it then.
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You're as good as out of there.
Yale's grabbed you.
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It's too late. We don't need
Anything from chilton.
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Except my graduation tickets.
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We already got them.
We need extras.
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I put in the request,
It's up to them now.
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We do need one
Big thing.
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Then there's my diploma.
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You'll get it
At graduation.
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I get my diploma holder
At graduation.
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Do you think they would
Withhold your diploma
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Based on
My participation paucity?
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I don't know.
Oh, man, I'm screwed.
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I guess I gotta do it.
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Hey, guys.
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Was that necessary?
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Oh, man.
You do not photograph well.
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What?
You been getting some sleep?
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'cause that's 40 miles
Of bad road.
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I wasn't ready. It was a bad
Angle and it's a harsh light.
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A soft light would help
With the thing with the eyes.
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Look who knows what light
He looks best in.
You ready to order?
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I'm gonna take a picture
And then order off the camera.
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Yell when she's tired
Of the thing.
Give it time.
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Now I'm gonna zoom in on
Just the breakfast meats.
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Go to town.
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Whoa. Cool.
We finished
At the same time.
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That has
Never happened.
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The middle
Didn't even sound like us.
Yeah. It sounded good.
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It sounded great, guys.
All of it. Didn't it?
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Not too shabby.
We're ready for this gig.
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I love the sound of that.
Where is it?
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Kyle's parents are going to
Marriage encounter
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So he's throwing
This mondo party.
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Got enough songs?
Enough for two half-hour sets.
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What we need's a name.
I've made my suggestion.
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Yeah, and we vetoed
The harry potters, next.
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So yours is better?
Follow them to
The edge of the desert
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Is memorable and classy.
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I run out of breath
Saying it.
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You've got asthma. You run
Outta breath saying your name.
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We can't work our name around
Your respiratory illnesses.
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Even without an inhaler,
That name is too long.
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But when we get famous,
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Our fans will shorten it
To f-t-t-t-e-o-t-d.
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Do you guys have
Any suggestions?
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We wouldn't dare.
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How will you play
With your mom being so strict?
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Rory and jess are gonna deliver
My drums to kyle's house.
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Young chui
Is gonna pick me up
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To take me to a fictional
Seventh day adventist
Bowling party
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That will last
Our gig's length.
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Nice going.
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I've got my own ball
And shoes.
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Dude,
Don't tell people that.
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See you, guys.
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Yeah, see ya.
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Later.
Bye.
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How about
The we?
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We?
Yeah. We are the we.
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I can't talk about
This anymore.
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So, any word on your car?
Nothing.
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You think someone
Would've found it.
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It was pretty
One-of-a-kind.
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It's probably holed up
In some chop shop.
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Say goodbye.
It's gone. Whatever.
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Let's talk about
Something else.
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I like you're
Getting to know dave.
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Yeah. He's a cool guy.
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It's gonna make us going to
Prom together more fun.
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I almost forgot about that.
You were trying to forget it.
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I agreed to go,
I'm a man of my word.
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How's that arm I twisted?
I got the feeling back.
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If there was one more dance
I'd want to go to,
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It's the stars hollow high prom.
With lane -- that's a big part.
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I'm getting the tickets
This week.
I'll pay, okay?
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Not a chance.
It means a tux, you know?
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I know it's geeky.
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Tuxes are also james bond.
That's not geeky.
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You're kind.
And going to stash a change
Of clothes in the limo.
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Sookie?
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Yeah?
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I need love and a hug.
I had to lay off julio.
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Oh, poor thing.
It's the third one today.
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All I'm doing is crushing
People's spirits.
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But you told them
That we love them
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And we'll hire them soon
As the repairs are done.
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I gave them
Their severance checks,
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They were very gracious,
Which made it harder.
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We're gonna get them back.
It'll be good again.
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We gotta lay off frank,
But I couldn't do another one,
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So michel offered to do it.
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Did he say he'd be nice?
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Yes, and then he skipped off
To do it.
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What's going on
With luke here?
I don't know.
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I've been keeping my distance
Because of what happened.
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What happened?
Well...
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He was lying on the floor
Pretty much like that,
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Tinkering with stuff
Back there.
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And I got down and leaned in
To see what he was doing,
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And after a while
I realized that
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The whole time
My hand was on his butt.
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Sookie!
It was an accident.
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It's getting very
Cinemax at night in here.
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It was embarrassing.
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Uh-huh, so...
How was it?
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His butt?
Yeah.
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Got a nice shape to it.
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Will you two stop talking
About my butt?
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It's all positive.
And in bad taste.
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We'll talk about it
After you leave.
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Which is now because I'm done.
So what's the prognosis?
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Same as the stove company said
The wall back here is burned.
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You gotta rebuild the whole
Thing before you can reconnect
The gas.
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It's gonna take a while. Sorry.
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No, luke.
Thanks for doing this.
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That's exactly what
The contractor said.
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We wanted a guy
With a good butt's opinion.
Yeah. Tom has a terrible butt.
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Stop that.
Rory and I will see you
Saturday for breakfast?
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Actually, you won't. Nicole
And I are going skiing,
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And we're getting
A ridiculously early start.
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That sounds fun.
Why ridiculously early?
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She has to drive
From her place in new york
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Because she can't stay at
Mine because of jess.
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Why don't you have her
Come in friday night?
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You guys could stay here.
It'll be on the house.
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No. That's okay.
No. Do it, luke.
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I know we have rooms available,
And it's my way of saying,
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"Thanks for parading
That nice butt around here."
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Jeez!
No kidding.
Really, it's a great butt.
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Stop it.
No. Really.
It's no problem.
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Well, I don't know. Maybe.
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Either way,
Thanks for the offer.
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I'll tell michel to keep
A room in case you come.
237
00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:46,186
Okay. See ya.
Thanks. Bye.
238
00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:51,792
Did you know that frank
Rescues chow puppies?
Uh, no.
239
00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:54,027
He feeds and houses them
On his own dime
240
00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,563
Till he finds an owner.
We can't fire him.
241
00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:59,800
And they are so cute --
Chin chin and paw paw.
242
00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:02,235
Paw paw's the one
With the squatty little nose.
243
00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:03,671
I took them both.
244
00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:05,839
Okay. Good job.
245
00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:09,109
I gotta go buy dog food.
Will you fire frank for me?
246
00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:10,610
Sure thing.
247
00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:20,020
With that last function, we
Raised enough to put us in the
Black,
248
00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:22,055
Which got the school comptroller
Off our back,
249
00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,291
Which will make our last
Endeavor that much easier.
250
00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:26,559
Haven't we already talked
All this stuff to death?
251
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:30,463
Yes, but we need to fill in our
Last-minute booster club add-ons
Here.
252
00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:32,465
You get the scary,
Threatening letter?
Yep.
253
00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:35,669
So, on to grad night,
Our last event of the year.
254
00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:37,104
God,
This year's gone by fast.
255
00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:39,072
I can't believe
My farrah's 18.
256
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,408
My kid was 18
When she was 10.
257
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,210
Men.
What?
258
00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:46,113
Lay low. They're setting traps.
What are we doing this year?
259
00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:48,181
We're throwing a big party
On a yacht.
260
00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:50,017
The party starts
While its in dock,
261
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,920
It sails for 3 hours, then
Concludes with a fireworks show.
262
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,521
How's the fund-raising
Going?
Terrific.
263
00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:57,590
The last fashion show alone
Brought in half of what we need,
264
00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,694
The bake sale today brought
In way more than I expected.
265
00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:03,063
Oh, that reminds me.
266
00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,965
What's this?
Our cashbox.
267
00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:07,000
You're the grad night treasurer.
I'm the what?
268
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,136
Before you reached,
We voted, you won.
269
00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:12,405
Maybe there should be a recount,
'cause I stink with money.
270
00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:13,506
The vote was unanimous.
271
00:11:13,573 --> 00:11:15,175
I was late.
Can we revote?
272
00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:17,644
Doug was late, too,
He was voted lead chaperone.
273
00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:19,279
Goody.
We can take them.
274
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,114
It's really not a tough job,
Lorelai.
275
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,450
You just manage the cash,
Keep the simple books.
276
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,919
Although if you don't show
At our next meeting,
277
00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:28,956
We're going to assume
You ran off with our money.
278
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,323
No. I wouldn't do that.
279
00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,525
Hello, ladies.
Hope I'm not too late.
280
00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:34,127
Oh, and gentleman.
Sorry.
281
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,096
Oh, doug's one
Of the ladies now.
282
00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:38,966
Well, good to see you all.
Terry, carrie, lorelai.
283
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,300
Yeah, good.
Same here.
284
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,202
So, what did I miss?
Nothing much.
285
00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:44,204
Lorelai's been made
Our grad night treasurer.
286
00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:47,640
You up to the challenge?
Oh, yeah. I'll watch
The little box here.
287
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:51,078
Other than that, they've been
Picking on you mercilessly.
Pretty much.
288
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,613
Well, I'm here to lend you
Gender support.
289
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,182
So, terry,
Why don't you continue?
290
00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:57,017
Great. We were discussing
Grad night.
291
00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:58,651
The yacht.
Sounds great.
292
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,420
We've already spoken
To 6 caterers.
293
00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:02,655
They're all excited to bid
On the project,
294
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,191
But a couple are so expensive
295
00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:07,027
That I know they'll price
Themselves out of the running.
296
00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:09,429
Weird. Very weird.
297
00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,064
It's as if we had no history.
298
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,133
He treated me just like
He treated what's-her-name,
299
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:16,236
The overly coiffed lady and the
One who kept jiggling her leg.
300
00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:18,338
I hate that!
It's like an earthquake.
301
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,040
And he was so nonchalant.
302
00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:23,510
So stand-offy?
No. He was just max.
303
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:26,780
And I wanted to hook up
With him after to talk,
304
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:29,249
But very conveniently,
He excused himself
305
00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:31,819
5 minutes early
For an appointment.
306
00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:33,520
And I couldn't
Walk out with him
307
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,956
Because I'm the stupid
Treasurer, and it'd look fishy.
308
00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:37,724
They made you treasurer?
Are they insane?
309
00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:40,560
I tried to tell them. What's
With this appointment nonsense?
310
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,195
And no eye contact.
311
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,831
He never once
Looked at you?
312
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:47,134
Oh, he looked, but it was
Very lacking in meaning.
313
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,768
Were you looking at him
Meaningfully?
314
00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:51,004
No. I was trying
To play it cool.
315
00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:53,240
There you go.
He was doing the same thing.
316
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,909
You were both james deaning it,
Keeping it professional.
317
00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:59,679
No. He was not playing at it.
I was. He was really it.
318
00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:01,381
What?
Cool.
319
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,916
Got it.
So --
320
00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:05,152
[ gasps ]
Maybe you two never kissed.
321
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:06,920
Me and max?
No. We kissed.
322
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:08,355
Maybe it was an illusion.
323
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:10,958
It was not an illusion,
Doug henning. We kissed.
324
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:13,793
Something like this happened
To me when I was 10.
325
00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,462
I was so into
Leif garrett.
326
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,664
I fantasized
About kissing him so much
327
00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:20,100
That at some point,
I really thought it happened.
328
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,601
I kissed max, sookie.
329
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:24,637
I can still feel
Leif's lips on mine.
I kissed him!
330
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,039
What is rory's take?
331
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:28,842
I told her about the kiss,
But it's weird.
332
00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:30,477
He's back at chilton,
333
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,545
And I'm having some
Involvement with her teacher.
334
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:35,415
She's dealing with finals.
I don't wanna stress her out.
335
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,584
Lorelai, what's the
Ultimate thing here?
336
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,186
Do you wanna get back together?
337
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:43,090
I don't know what I'm feeling or
What I'm looking for.
338
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:46,159
I hate that, it's so
Wishy-washy, but it's true.
339
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,295
I mean, technically,
I'm still seeing alex,
340
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,297
Although it's more
Intermittent than ever.
341
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:52,732
I'm not sure I wanna
Get back with max.
342
00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:54,167
The kiss happened
Outta the blue.
343
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:56,236
The alleged kiss.
Sookie, we kissed!
344
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:57,804
Okay! Calm down.
345
00:13:57,871 --> 00:14:01,808
If I knew where max was on this,
I'd know better where I was.
346
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:04,044
It's like going to a steak
And lobster place.
347
00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:06,713
It's easier to know what you
Want once your date knows.
348
00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:09,883
Like, you want steak, he's
Getting lobster 'cause then you
Can share
349
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:14,154
Or if he's not you can get surf
And turf, you risk looking like
A pig,
350
00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:17,324
Some guys are turned on by that.
I'm not confused. I'm hungry.
351
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:20,493
Me too. Maybe lunch will
Take your mind off it.
Hope so.
352
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,963
You sure
There was really an alex?
Stop.
353
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:27,968
Come in.
354
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:34,441
Well, well, jess mariano.
What a pleasure. Sit down.
355
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:37,710
I was trying to buy tickets,
And they said to see you.
356
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:39,112
Sit down.
357
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:42,849
So, the prom, huh?
358
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:45,552
I wouldn't have thought
You'd wanna go to the prom.
359
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,921
My girlfriend wants to.
That's too bad.
360
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:50,323
What? Why?
Because you flunked out.
361
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,224
I what?
362
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,393
You're not graduating, jess.
363
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,395
Prom tickets are for
Graduating seniors only.
364
00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,097
Guess your
Girlfriend's outta luck.
365
00:14:57,164 --> 00:15:00,167
Now, wait. I'm a little behind.
I can catch up. No sweat.
366
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,969
You can't.
You missed too much.
367
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:05,138
It hasn't been that much.
31 days you've been out.
368
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:07,240
The cut-off's 20.
That's it -- just like that?
369
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,176
That's it.
Thanks for the warning.
370
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,811
You mean the 9 warning slips
We gave you weren't enough?
371
00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:14,447
The meetings I set up between
You and your counselor,
372
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,849
Between us
That you blew off --
373
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,551
That wasn't warning enough?
374
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,021
I can catch up.
I'm smarter than anyone here.
375
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:23,456
And humble, too.
I can catch up. You'll see.
376
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,492
There's nothing to see.
You're out.
377
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:28,828
Fine. I'll take summer school
If that's what you want.
378
00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,430
Good, but it's not enough.
379
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:33,766
You gotta take the whole year.
The whole year? No way.
380
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:34,934
Then no diploma.
381
00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:36,403
[ sighs ]
382
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:39,772
At least let me go to the prom.
What's the big deal?
383
00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:41,541
We're done here.
Come on!
384
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:45,478
You wanna talk about coming
Back next year, my door is open.
385
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:49,849
I'm not gonna miss
This place.
386
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,251
Vice versa.
387
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,654
No, no. It's impossible.
What?
388
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:57,724
I counted the money in the
Cashbox, and I'm $18 short.
389
00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,160
Weren't you supposed
To deposit that at the bank?
390
00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:02,929
Be judgmental later.
Help me in my fiscal crisis.
391
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,764
You count the money
When they gave it?
392
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:07,367
I glanced at it.
You are a sucky treasurer.
393
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,036
The job was forced on me.
394
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:10,670
The cashbox
Must've been short to start.
395
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:13,306
Or maybe a burglar broke
In here that could've happened.
396
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:16,143
A burglar who bypassed our tv,
Our stereo, and our jewelry
397
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:17,977
Went straight for
The booster club cashbox
398
00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:19,646
And took $18
And left the rest?
399
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:22,282
Some burglars are
Less greedy than others.
I'm outta answers.
400
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:25,118
I'm gonna have to put
18 of my own dollars in
401
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:27,554
To ward off suspicion. You're
Off to the party early?
402
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:31,024
Jess and I are helping
The band set up.
You're not taking your purse.
403
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:35,228
You don't need money., I.D.
Where will I keep
My house key?
404
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:39,399
You put your house key through
The metal thingy on your belt.
405
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:42,035
You'll only lose it
If you take off your belt,
406
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,404
If you're taking off
Your belt for any reason,
407
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:46,639
I'm not sure
I want you coming home.
408
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:47,907
Brilliant.
409
00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:50,610
Your shoes okay?
You got good traction?
Traction?
410
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,246
There will be liquids of various
Textures and disgustingness.
411
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,282
Are you eating there?
If they have stuff.
412
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,117
Don't eat chips
Outta a communal bowl.
413
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,352
It's like sticking
Your hand in a toilet.
Nice.
414
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,988
If you're desperate offer to
Replenish them with new bags.
415
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:05,192
Grab a handful
And dump the rest in the bowl.
416
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:09,329
Got it.
Keep in mind that getting up on
A table and performing a song
417
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:11,964
Will haunt you for life.
Trust me. Been there, done that.
418
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,501
I wasn't planning on.
Those things
Are never planned.
419
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:15,935
Are you going now?
Yep.
420
00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:18,238
I'm going, too.
I'll lock it up.
421
00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:19,906
Otherwise,
I gotta undo my belt.
422
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,241
Enjoy your booster club
Meeting.
423
00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:22,742
I will. Hey, hon.
Yeah?
424
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:25,445
I promised I wasn't
Gonna ask you about max anymore,
425
00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:28,815
Considering the history and that
He's back teaching you and all.
426
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:33,253
And I'm gonna keep
My promise. Good, huh?
427
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,688
Very good.
Okay, that's all
I wanted to say.
428
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,424
Okay.
429
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:39,359
[ sighs ]
430
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,799
Does this setup
Feel right to everybody?
431
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,135
Cool by me.
Me too.
432
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,537
How's it look out there?
Like you're gonna bullet
433
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:53,173
Straight to the top
Of the charts with a bullet
434
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,941
Or a-a gun's gonna
Shoot a bullet
435
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:57,710
And I'm not familiar with
The precise terminology,
436
00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:58,778
But it's working, right?
437
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:01,414
They look like a band.
You need to move back.
438
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,516
Why?
Because when I
Double jump kick
439
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,785
Off the amp with slashing
Windmills, I need room.
440
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:08,855
Well, don't do that then.
It sounds a little
Too milli vanilli.
441
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:12,125
If I back up, my extension cord
Might damage the date palm.
442
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,560
What?
That's what it's called.
443
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:16,062
Don't call plants
By their specific names.
444
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:19,599
It's very not rock 'n' roll.
Let's finalize
The set list, guys.
445
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,304
Need any help hiding
The valuables, kyle?
446
00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:27,039
Nope. Stashed the snow globes,
Hid the lladro.
447
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,275
We're packing up
The hummels.
448
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,843
Two to go.
Marshall, watch it!
449
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:34,013
"Boy with toothache"
Is mom's favorite.
Sorry.
450
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:37,417
Hey. Did I hear something
About a double jump kick?
451
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,619
We'll talk him out of it.
Good.
452
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:42,255
"Zealous xylophonist."
That's sweet!
453
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,291
Starting off with
A slow tune won't work.
454
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:46,393
Yeah. It's so emo
It makes me sick.
455
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,828
I was just playing
Devil's advocate.
456
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,096
Devil's advocate.
457
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,164
Not a bad name.
458
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,865
Ke-e-e-e-e-e-g!
459
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:55,335
That's my cousin rick.
460
00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:57,504
He just turned 21.
Pretty awesome.
461
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,706
21! Yeah!
462
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:00,740
What is that -- beer?
463
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,176
It's one of those milk kegs.
Good one.
464
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,477
There's beer.
Is that legal?
465
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:06,145
Well, apparently,
Rick is 21.
466
00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:08,248
21! Whoo-hoo!
467
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,450
Or just really into
That particular integer.
468
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:14,287
Beer.
It's a party, lane.
What were you expecting -- tang?
469
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:15,555
No. I guess not.
470
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:17,624
The carpet, guys.
Lift it. Lift it.
471
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:18,625
We got it.
472
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,727
Marshall,
Go get towels to set it on
473
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:23,796
And not the good towels --
The swim towels.
474
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:27,033
Anything I can help you with?
We got it covered. Thanks.
475
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,536
How about you, lane --
You need water or anything?
476
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:32,905
Stay away from the band area.
We got lots of cords and stuff.
477
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:35,675
I don't want you to get
Electrocuted and die.
478
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:36,876
Oh. Okay.
479
00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:41,281
Is he staying
For the whole thing?
480
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,750
He's got
Nowhere else to go.
481
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:46,686
These are the good towels.
These are the swim towels.
482
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:49,322
The swim towels have stripes,
And they're oversized.
483
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:50,657
We still gotta put away
484
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:52,825
My dad's military icon
Collector plates.
485
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,628
We're a little early,
Don't you think?
486
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,265
We're with the band. We're the
Roadies and the sound crew
487
00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:02,335
And I'm advising on make-up for
Lane and the keeper of brian's
Sandwich and thermos.
488
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:03,836
So, we're busy
Backstage-type people.
489
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,204
We're dork early.
490
00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:07,240
Come on, get into
The spirit of things.
491
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:10,243
Hello, cleveland!
492
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,579
Guess I'll wander around
A little.
493
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,550
Yah!
494
00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:20,853
You couldn't even work
Your windmills in.
495
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,990
Maybe I'll skip it.
Good thinking.
496
00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:29,362
Uh, michel, are you okay?
497
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,898
Do I look okay?
They waiting for a bellman?
498
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:34,534
They're waiting for a
Unicorn to sing to a rainbow.
499
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:37,404
Yes, a bellman, there's only one
'cause we laid off the other,
500
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:41,874
A maid called in sick.
Not only am I answering phones
And checking people in and out,
501
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:44,977
But I'm gonna have to do
Turndown service and carry
People's bags --
502
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:48,448
Going to a bad place. Take
A breath, go to a good place.
503
00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:50,783
I went home
And played with my puppies,
504
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:53,219
The chow book said
They need love and stimulation
505
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,887
Or else they'll
Murder you later on.
506
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:57,424
And paw paw had fallen
In her water bowl
507
00:20:57,490 --> 00:21:00,126
And was soaking wet,
So I had to blow-dry her.
508
00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:03,262
The nice place. I can stay
And help a little bit.
509
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:05,565
She could have drowned.
I'm a bad daddy.
510
00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:06,999
Paw paw's fine.
Watch the desk.
511
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:10,437
Get the bellman back here.
I'll do turndown.
512
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:14,441
Have you ever seen chow puppies?
You want to eat them up.
513
00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:18,611
They're getting ready to go on.
They're all hyperventilating
To the same rhythm.
514
00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:20,647
What are you looking at?
The happy family.
515
00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:22,482
Kind of depressing
If you ask me.
516
00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:24,517
Mr. Sunshine, you're spreading
So much joy around
517
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:26,953
You're
Embarrassing yourself.
518
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:30,256
You've got to get
A little more moody.
I'll try.
519
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:33,860
Let's look around
A little bit.
Okay.
520
00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:35,027
[ crying ]
521
00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:38,197
Seems a little early
For that.
It never is.
522
00:21:38,264 --> 00:21:39,265
Bathroom line.
523
00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:40,667
Figures.
524
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:46,272
Hey,
What's up with you guys?
525
00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:48,375
Stupid keg...
It's not working.
526
00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:50,076
Where's the tap?
The what?
527
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:53,145
You need to hook up
A tap to pump the beer out.
528
00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:56,516
I told you the thing
In the bag did something.
529
00:21:57,484 --> 00:21:58,885
No instructions.
530
00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:00,353
Jeez.
531
00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:06,793
There.
Start pumping.
532
00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:08,528
Alright!
To jess!
533
00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:09,762
To jess.
To jess.
534
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:10,963
Yeah.
535
00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:14,066
You and springsteen --
The working man's hero.
536
00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:16,503
You ready to go on?
Only if brian rallies.
537
00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:18,438
What's wrong, brian?
I don't feel good.
538
00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:19,672
It's his heartburn again.
539
00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:21,908
I told you, dude.
It's your citrus intake.
540
00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:23,075
Stop eating oranges.
541
00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:32,018
Rory, you've got to do me
A big favor.
542
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:33,152
Name it.
543
00:22:33,219 --> 00:22:34,821
Young chui's driving me crazy.
544
00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:38,290
What do you want me to do?
545
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,359
If you see
Any unattached girls
546
00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:42,228
Who would go
For a very available,
547
00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:44,597
Needy, self-delusional guy,
Send them young chui's way.
548
00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:46,733
I'll keep a lookout.
Lane...
549
00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:49,769
Oh, my god, this is it!
Knock 'em dead.
550
00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:52,839
Brian, you with us?
I've forgotten
How to play the bass.
551
00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:56,142
Perfect.
Brian, you're just nervous.
Use your inhaler.
552
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:59,045
Don't forget that the hair and
Fingernails on john entwistle
553
00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:01,047
Were still growing
When they replaced him.
554
00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:04,383
You're gonna replace me?
We're not gonna
Replace you. Just relax.
555
00:23:04,451 --> 00:23:08,387
Come on, let's go!
Yeah. Come on! Rock 'n' roll!
556
00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:10,156
Zack, start.
557
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,991
Someone's gotta
Introduce us.
558
00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:14,226
Rory, introduce us.
Me, why me?
559
00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:16,128
Come on, let's go!
560
00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:18,064
Yeah, crank it!
Go, go!
561
00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:22,068
Alright, uh, now,
Who wants to hear some tunes?
562
00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:24,403
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
563
00:23:24,471 --> 00:23:26,673
Okay, good,
There's a consensus.
564
00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:29,141
Here they are, stars hollow's
Rockingest band --
565
00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:30,977
Although they're not
All from stars hollow,
566
00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:34,881
But they practice there,
So we consider them our own --
567
00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:37,149
Here they are --
What's your name?
568
00:23:37,216 --> 00:23:41,153
The chops --
Follow them to
The edge of the desert.
569
00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:43,523
The [ coughs, mumbles ]
570
00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:45,124
[ laughter ]
571
00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:47,527
[ music plays ]
572
00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:57,436
Yeah?
Turndown.
573
00:23:57,504 --> 00:23:59,138
Come on in.
574
00:23:59,205 --> 00:24:00,239
Hello, there.
575
00:24:00,306 --> 00:24:02,942
This won't take long.
576
00:24:03,009 --> 00:24:04,844
Luke!
Lorelai!
577
00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:07,179
What're you doing here?
You invited us. Remember?
578
00:24:07,246 --> 00:24:09,849
Us? Oh, hey, hi, nicole.
579
00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:11,551
There's the us.
Hi, lorelai.
580
00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:14,053
I don't usually do
This turndown service.
581
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,288
I did when I started,
Many moons ago,
582
00:24:16,355 --> 00:24:18,024
But that's
When I was a maid.
583
00:24:18,090 --> 00:24:20,059
Wow, you guys are here.
You didn't know?
584
00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:23,329
I remember inviting you.
It's great that you're here.
585
00:24:23,395 --> 00:24:25,965
But when I told michel
I'd do the turndown service,
586
00:24:26,032 --> 00:24:28,434
It must've slipped his mind
That you were here.
587
00:24:28,501 --> 00:24:30,469
Paw paw fell in her water dish
What?
588
00:24:30,537 --> 00:24:32,739
I'll do this
And get outta your way.
589
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:35,441
Hey, you don't have to.
Yeah, we can do all this.
590
00:24:35,508 --> 00:24:39,445
You're our guests, you deserve
To get what you're paying for.
591
00:24:39,512 --> 00:24:43,750
We're not paying.
No, no, but this is where
You start paying...In sweat.
592
00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:45,251
What?
"Fame", right?
593
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:49,522
Yeah, debbie allen. "In sweat."
I loved how she said that.
594
00:24:49,589 --> 00:24:51,190
Let's see.
You need towels.
595
00:24:51,257 --> 00:24:55,728
You can just give them to me.
Okay, here are your towels.
596
00:24:55,795 --> 00:24:59,766
And let me see -- oh,
I'll draw your curtains closed.
597
00:25:01,634 --> 00:25:03,235
What else, what else?
598
00:25:03,302 --> 00:25:05,805
It's been a little while
Since I've done this.
599
00:25:05,872 --> 00:25:07,940
Want a fire?
I don't know, nicole?
600
00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:11,310
A fire would be nice.
Okay, I'll light it for you.
601
00:25:11,377 --> 00:25:14,914
We have these new log bags now.
Makes it real easy.
602
00:25:16,215 --> 00:25:17,984
Yeah.
603
00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:20,152
Okay.
604
00:25:20,219 --> 00:25:22,789
[ chuckles ]
605
00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:26,225
So...Nothing like a fire
On a cold night like this, huh?
606
00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:27,760
Mm-hmm.
607
00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:31,163
[ clicking ]
I'm not having much luck here.
608
00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:35,367
And, uh, you know what --
We -- we laid off the person
609
00:25:35,434 --> 00:25:38,004
Who was able to light
These things, no problem.
610
00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:40,039
We laid him off
Because of a fire.
611
00:25:40,106 --> 00:25:42,341
It's okay.
Forget it. I can light it.
612
00:25:42,408 --> 00:25:44,376
Okay. Oh, what else?
613
00:25:44,443 --> 00:25:47,313
Let's see.
Oh, um, well, turndown.
614
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,982
I need to turn down the bed.
Really, lorelai...
615
00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:52,885
Oh, no, no.
Up, up, up.
616
00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:56,288
Okay, I'll get you
All settled here,
617
00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:57,556
Nice and comfy.
618
00:25:57,624 --> 00:26:01,093
Straight lines
With these covers here.
619
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,962
Pillows nice and plump.
620
00:26:03,029 --> 00:26:05,231
And a couple
Of pillow mints.
621
00:26:05,297 --> 00:26:07,333
There you go.
You're all ready to --
622
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:09,769
You're all ready
For your evening.
Good. That's good.
623
00:26:09,836 --> 00:26:11,003
Yes, great, lorelai.
624
00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:13,239
You're all set. Call if
You need anything
625
00:26:13,305 --> 00:26:14,774
And...Have fun.
626
00:26:18,510 --> 00:26:20,813
* white riot, I wanna riot *
627
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,949
* white riot,
A riot of my own *
628
00:26:23,015 --> 00:26:25,551
* white riot, I wanna riot *
629
00:26:25,618 --> 00:26:27,720
* white riot,
A riot of my own *
630
00:26:27,787 --> 00:26:30,189
[ cheering ]
631
00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:35,795
Thanks. We're gonna take a short
Break, and then we'll be back.
632
00:26:35,862 --> 00:26:37,630
Guys, that was amazing!
633
00:26:37,697 --> 00:26:39,799
Really, it was awesome!
Thanks.
634
00:26:39,866 --> 00:26:43,469
You did good, but you got close
To me when you were singing.
635
00:26:43,535 --> 00:26:47,807
I got as close as I had to.
Your nose touched my cheek.
That's too close.
636
00:26:47,874 --> 00:26:50,777
Guys, come on,
Just be happy.
637
00:26:50,843 --> 00:26:53,579
We played,
And we didn't suck, right?
638
00:26:53,646 --> 00:26:55,181
Yeah, it was good.
639
00:26:55,247 --> 00:26:56,849
Come on, let's
Spread the word --
640
00:26:56,916 --> 00:26:58,918
All drinks
On coasters, please.
641
00:26:58,985 --> 00:27:01,120
The coasters are there
To be used, guys.
642
00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:04,556
Dave, what's wrong?
I mean, we totally rocked.
643
00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:06,225
We sounded great.
Then what is it?
644
00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:08,260
This young chui
Thing's driving me crazy.
645
00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:09,696
Why?
Why?
646
00:27:09,762 --> 00:27:12,398
Lane, when are you gonna
Break up with him?
647
00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:14,867
It's complicated. Young chui's
Very sensitive right now.
648
00:27:14,934 --> 00:27:16,335
I'm sorry
But I don't care.
649
00:27:16,402 --> 00:27:18,370
If you got to know him,
You'd understand.
650
00:27:18,437 --> 00:27:22,241
I want him to break up with you
So I can take you to prom.
651
00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:24,744
He's acting like
He's in love with you.
Well...
652
00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:26,578
Is he?
Kind of.
653
00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:28,114
Kind of?
Apparently totally.
654
00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:31,017
He's in love with you,
That's why he won't break up,
655
00:27:31,083 --> 00:27:32,852
So he takes you
To your prom.
656
00:27:32,919 --> 00:27:35,287
He knows your mom likes him
And we're outta time.
657
00:27:35,354 --> 00:27:37,489
We're not outta time.
Prom's in two weeks.
658
00:27:37,556 --> 00:27:40,893
I'll make it happen, I swear.
It's too late.
659
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,929
I'll see you
For the next set.
660
00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:44,764
Dave!
661
00:27:44,831 --> 00:27:46,032
So, what now?
662
00:27:46,098 --> 00:27:48,267
What do you mean?
Let's get outta here.
663
00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:49,401
Go where?
Anywhere.
664
00:27:49,468 --> 00:27:50,602
It's early.
It's boring.
665
00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:52,839
Jess, we can't just go.
Yes, we can.
666
00:27:52,905 --> 00:27:54,140
The band's playing
Another set.
667
00:27:54,206 --> 00:27:56,776
They can do it without us.
I don't wanna leave.
668
00:27:56,843 --> 00:27:58,510
Come on.
Try to have fun.
669
00:27:58,577 --> 00:28:01,047
Talk, mingle.
I don't wanna
Talk to anybody else.
670
00:28:01,113 --> 00:28:02,581
I don't like anybody else.
671
00:28:02,648 --> 00:28:04,984
I don't want to leave.
672
00:28:05,051 --> 00:28:07,720
I need to stay here
For lane. Come on.
673
00:28:10,222 --> 00:28:12,624
Gloomy.
We'll go
When they get done playing.
674
00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,360
Sure, grandpa.
Rory...
675
00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:16,662
We'll go then.
I promise.
676
00:28:16,729 --> 00:28:20,466
Hey, you drop a chip,
You pick it up.
677
00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:23,269
It's common courtesy, folks.
678
00:28:33,445 --> 00:28:34,446
Hi, guys.
679
00:28:34,513 --> 00:28:35,681
Hey.
Hey.
680
00:28:35,748 --> 00:28:37,483
What did you think
Of lane's band?
681
00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:40,753
I liked them, although I didn't
Recognize most of the songs.
682
00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:42,588
She's not
A music freak like you.
683
00:28:42,654 --> 00:28:44,623
We can't all be freaks.
True.
684
00:28:44,690 --> 00:28:49,261
What kinda music do you like?
I don't know, michelle branch,
Matchbox twenty.
685
00:28:49,328 --> 00:28:50,963
Jeez.
686
00:28:51,030 --> 00:28:53,565
I like them, too.
I like all kinds of things.
687
00:28:53,632 --> 00:28:56,268
You used to go to our school.
He still goes.
688
00:28:56,335 --> 00:28:58,604
Really? I haven't
Seen you around much.
689
00:28:58,670 --> 00:29:01,407
Are you the attendance monitor?
690
00:29:01,473 --> 00:29:04,543
I'm gonna go see what
The hell's holding up this line?
691
00:29:04,610 --> 00:29:05,912
He's not feeling well.
692
00:29:05,978 --> 00:29:08,647
That's too bad.
We'll see you later.
693
00:29:08,714 --> 00:29:10,449
Bye.
Bye.
694
00:29:14,386 --> 00:29:17,389
Hey, lane, there's
Some guy looking for you.
Good. Where?
695
00:29:21,427 --> 00:29:23,796
[ sighs ]
696
00:29:23,863 --> 00:29:25,965
Gimli the dwarf
Is riding his horse
697
00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:29,035
And legolas grabs the straps
And swings himself on it.
698
00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:31,437
Dude, that was awesome!
699
00:29:31,503 --> 00:29:34,506
Any more left in that thing?
Plenty. Foam or no foam?
700
00:29:34,573 --> 00:29:36,809
Anything you hand me, kyle,
I'm downing.
701
00:29:36,876 --> 00:29:40,646
[ chuckles ]
702
00:29:40,712 --> 00:29:42,448
Very refreshing.
703
00:29:42,514 --> 00:29:46,718
At the end when the tree's on
Fire and he puts himself out in
The flood.
704
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,587
[ laughter ]
705
00:29:48,654 --> 00:29:50,422
Hi. Sorry I'm late.
706
00:29:50,489 --> 00:29:52,925
Actually, I'm not late.
I was right on time,
707
00:29:52,992 --> 00:29:55,794
But then I remembered
I left the cashbox in the car.
708
00:29:55,862 --> 00:29:58,564
I'm not used to having to
Carry a cashbox.
709
00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:00,266
So I went back
And got it.
710
00:30:00,332 --> 00:30:02,201
I was carrying it
By the handle,
711
00:30:02,268 --> 00:30:03,669
And the stupid thing
Flew open,
712
00:30:03,735 --> 00:30:07,806
And money flew everywhere,
And I may have lost 18 bucks.
713
00:30:07,874 --> 00:30:10,642
Anyway, here I am.
714
00:30:10,709 --> 00:30:12,979
So, where's doug?
715
00:30:13,045 --> 00:30:14,613
I believe
We scared doug away.
716
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,148
I love scaring
The dougs away.
717
00:30:16,215 --> 00:30:18,650
We were telling us about
These ridiculous dock fees.
718
00:30:18,717 --> 00:30:20,286
We got
What was supposed to be
719
00:30:20,352 --> 00:30:22,121
A final quote
From the yacht owner,
720
00:30:22,188 --> 00:30:25,291
Who then remembers he failed to
Mention an exorbitant dock fee.
721
00:30:25,357 --> 00:30:27,159
Unbelievable.
And I don't want to pay.
722
00:30:27,226 --> 00:30:30,329
I made calls and I've
Suggestions on how to get around
It.
723
00:30:30,396 --> 00:30:33,499
But first, let me bring in
A student from the senior class,
724
00:30:33,565 --> 00:30:36,568
Who wanted to give her own
Thoughts about the yacht trip.
725
00:30:36,635 --> 00:30:38,905
Come on in.
726
00:30:38,971 --> 00:30:40,439
[ sighs ]
Oh, no.
727
00:30:40,506 --> 00:30:41,974
Paris geller.
728
00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:43,475
Ladies, thank you
For seeing me.
729
00:30:43,542 --> 00:30:45,811
I know you're busy
With work and have families,
730
00:30:45,878 --> 00:30:48,480
So I appreciate your courtesy,
And I'll make it brief.
731
00:30:48,547 --> 00:30:51,117
Having grad night on a yacht
Is the worst idea
732
00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:53,185
Since neville chamberlain
Told england,
733
00:30:53,252 --> 00:30:55,854
"Don't worry about hitler.
He's a stand-up chap."
734
00:30:55,922 --> 00:30:57,756
Forget the inconvenience
Of being at sea
735
00:30:57,823 --> 00:31:00,392
With guests unable to leave
If the party is dull
736
00:31:00,459 --> 00:31:02,528
Or if the band --
Which will be composed
737
00:31:02,594 --> 00:31:04,130
Of accountants
With semi-mullets --
738
00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:06,432
Decides to do a half-hour
Tribute to kenny g.
739
00:31:06,498 --> 00:31:09,501
The seasickness factor,
Abetted by snuck-in flasks
740
00:31:09,568 --> 00:31:11,737
And badly cooked food,
Could lead to an epidemic,
741
00:31:11,803 --> 00:31:14,240
Which may lead to lawsuits
The school can't afford.
742
00:31:14,306 --> 00:31:16,542
These points call
For a change in venue
743
00:31:16,608 --> 00:31:18,577
To a hotel ballroom
Or restaurant facility,
744
00:31:18,644 --> 00:31:19,946
Several of which I've called.
745
00:31:20,012 --> 00:31:21,613
Here are the results
Of my research.
746
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:24,150
I've also included
A list of maritime disasters
747
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:27,553
From the past 50 years --
Capsizings, onboard fires, etc.
748
00:31:27,619 --> 00:31:29,989
And trust me. It'll put you
Off your lunch.
749
00:31:30,056 --> 00:31:32,258
Thank you for your time
And cooperation.
750
00:31:34,860 --> 00:31:38,364
So, my thought is to discuss
These yacht fees directly
751
00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:40,399
With the yacht owner first.
Absolutely.
752
00:31:40,466 --> 00:31:42,868
Hello, everyone, sorry I'm late.
That's okay.
753
00:31:42,935 --> 00:31:46,505
I'm barbara epstein. I teach
Drama. I'll be your faculty rep
Tonight.
754
00:31:46,572 --> 00:31:48,507
Welcome, barbara.
I just left max medina.
755
00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:51,944
He filled me in on everything.
Then we'll get a running start.
756
00:31:52,011 --> 00:31:53,245
We're dealing with a fee
757
00:31:53,312 --> 00:31:55,314
That we don't wanna pay
For this yacht.
758
00:31:55,381 --> 00:31:57,749
Keep going, girls.
I'll be right back.
759
00:31:57,816 --> 00:31:59,051
Okay.
760
00:31:59,118 --> 00:32:01,253
Joan, you gotta watch
The cashbox.
761
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:02,354
Will do.
762
00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:10,762
Oh, sorry. I'm just --
Nearest bathroom?
763
00:32:10,829 --> 00:32:12,498
That way, huh?
764
00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:13,699
I'm gonna go this way.
765
00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:16,135
The farthest one
Is the one I'm looking for.
766
00:32:16,202 --> 00:32:19,271
I told a friend I'd meet
Her there, so I'll just...
767
00:32:26,412 --> 00:32:27,913
Gotcha.
768
00:32:27,980 --> 00:32:30,049
Y-you sure did.
Bad time?
769
00:32:30,116 --> 00:32:31,450
Kind of.
770
00:32:33,919 --> 00:32:36,188
Busy?
Real busy.
771
00:32:36,255 --> 00:32:37,389
You're avoiding me.
772
00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:38,490
No, I'm not.
773
00:32:38,557 --> 00:32:40,826
Then what's with
The "I'm busy" thing?
774
00:32:40,892 --> 00:32:44,096
I can't be busy?
That's avoiding me,
Saying you're busy.
775
00:32:44,163 --> 00:32:46,198
No, it's descriptive
Of my current state.
776
00:32:46,265 --> 00:32:49,068
These essays are due tomorrow,
I'm way behind in my reading,
777
00:32:49,135 --> 00:32:51,370
So I'm eating my day-old
Vending-machine sandwich
778
00:32:51,437 --> 00:32:54,506
At my desk in my futile
Attempt to catch up.
779
00:32:54,573 --> 00:32:56,308
Two rotations.
What?
780
00:32:56,375 --> 00:32:59,245
It's in the booster-club bylaws,
My friend. I looked it up.
781
00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:01,413
Faculty advisers
Are supposed to do
782
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:04,050
A minimum of two consecutive
Rotations with the booster club,
783
00:33:04,116 --> 00:33:05,751
And you did only one.
784
00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,219
I did three.
What?
785
00:33:07,286 --> 00:33:09,521
I did three.
You went to my third one.
786
00:33:09,588 --> 00:33:12,358
I did the previous two
You weren't at.
787
00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:15,194
I'm assuming
You have documentation.
Lorelai...
788
00:33:15,261 --> 00:33:17,429
With lorelai gilmore,
It's "Trust but verify."
789
00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:19,465
I'm sure I could
Scrounge up a witness.
790
00:33:19,531 --> 00:33:21,633
Why'd you treat me
Weird at the meeting?
791
00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:23,902
I treated you
With respect and kindness.
792
00:33:23,969 --> 00:33:25,237
That's why it was weird.
793
00:33:25,304 --> 00:33:27,506
It's how you treated
Terry and joan, too.
794
00:33:27,573 --> 00:33:29,408
Did you also kiss
Terry and joan?
795
00:33:29,475 --> 00:33:32,411
I did, and doug.
He was the best.
796
00:33:32,478 --> 00:33:35,214
Max.
I was playing it cool.
You were, too.
797
00:33:35,281 --> 00:33:37,149
I was just following suit.
798
00:33:37,216 --> 00:33:39,485
No, I was playing it cool
Because you were
799
00:33:39,551 --> 00:33:43,089
And I'm the treasurer, I gotta
Be cool or it looks suspicious.
800
00:33:43,155 --> 00:33:45,557
Wait, wait, wait.
10 feet.
801
00:33:45,624 --> 00:33:46,658
10 feet?
802
00:33:46,725 --> 00:33:48,294
That's a safe distance for us,
803
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,262
The more furniture
In between, the better.
804
00:33:50,329 --> 00:33:51,597
I'm not gonna attack you.
805
00:33:51,663 --> 00:33:54,032
I'm not worried about you.
I'm worried about me.
806
00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:56,135
There are people
Still walking the halls,
807
00:33:56,202 --> 00:33:58,370
This is my workplace,
I can't be held responsible
808
00:33:58,437 --> 00:34:01,840
For what I do around you. You're
Like a mythological creature
809
00:34:01,907 --> 00:34:04,676
That casts some kinda spell
On me, makes me act stupid!
810
00:34:04,743 --> 00:34:08,147
I'm not stupid. I don't act
Stupid with anyone else!
811
00:34:08,214 --> 00:34:11,150
We're too close again!
I didn't bring a tape measure!
812
00:34:11,217 --> 00:34:12,818
I'm not good
At judging distances.
813
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:14,186
You gotta help me out.
814
00:34:14,253 --> 00:34:16,222
It's a little bigger
Than a basketball player.
815
00:34:16,288 --> 00:34:18,524
Keep a really big
Basketball player between us.
816
00:34:18,590 --> 00:34:21,427
I bet there's a sentence that's
Never been uttered before.
817
00:34:23,962 --> 00:34:26,732
There are other complications
With this whole thing.
818
00:34:26,798 --> 00:34:29,901
Just thought I'd tell you.
What other complications?
819
00:34:29,968 --> 00:34:33,805
I was seeing someone in
California. There, I said it.
820
00:34:33,872 --> 00:34:36,275
You mean, you weren't living
Like a trappist monk
821
00:34:36,342 --> 00:34:38,577
While you were in california?
That doesn't bother you?
822
00:34:38,644 --> 00:34:42,314
Max, we weren't together.
I've been seeing someone, too.
823
00:34:42,381 --> 00:34:44,916
I would probably still
Be seeing diane
824
00:34:44,983 --> 00:34:48,820
If I hadn't moved back here.
That's something to think about.
825
00:34:48,887 --> 00:34:51,457
You can't date anyone now
Because if you'd stayed in
826
00:34:51,523 --> 00:34:54,059
California you might
Still be dating diane?
827
00:34:54,126 --> 00:34:56,695
Yes -- no. Ohhh.
828
00:34:56,762 --> 00:35:00,266
Do you want an aspirin?
I probably have a tic tac.
829
00:35:00,332 --> 00:35:02,301
I shouldn't have teased you
With that aspirin.
830
00:35:02,368 --> 00:35:07,005
I thought we were both going to
Pretend to ignore the kiss.
831
00:35:07,072 --> 00:35:08,174
Wasn't that the deal?
832
00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:11,143
We had a deal?
I don't remember a deal.
833
00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:13,612
You had your shot, okay?
834
00:35:13,679 --> 00:35:15,947
You had the ring,
And you said no.
835
00:35:16,014 --> 00:35:17,849
Yes, I did.
836
00:35:17,916 --> 00:35:20,719
And you said that
That was right for you, too.
837
00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:23,989
You went to stanford. You dated
Diane. It was right for us.
838
00:35:24,055 --> 00:35:25,957
Well, what is this now,
Right here?
839
00:35:26,024 --> 00:35:29,161
It's us.
* ta-da *
840
00:35:29,228 --> 00:35:30,596
Well, us need to stay apart.
841
00:35:30,662 --> 00:35:34,166
Oh, max, we had a whole country
Between us for a year.
842
00:35:34,233 --> 00:35:38,304
That's like 11,000 basketball
Players lying end-to-end,
843
00:35:38,370 --> 00:35:40,772
And yet here we are.
We can't avoid each other.
844
00:35:40,839 --> 00:35:44,042
I thought I was over you
And it was safe to return
845
00:35:44,109 --> 00:35:45,744
But, no, not the deal.
I just --
846
00:35:45,811 --> 00:35:49,348
I think we should stay apart
And never see each other again.
847
00:35:49,415 --> 00:35:50,716
That's impossible.
848
00:35:50,782 --> 00:35:51,850
No, it's not.
849
00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:54,986
I'll be at the chilton
Graduation. So will you.
850
00:35:55,053 --> 00:35:58,857
I'll sit behind a tree.
We could run into each other
In a drugstore again.
851
00:35:58,924 --> 00:36:01,092
I'm going to order
All my drugs online.
852
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:04,196
If my car breaks down
Next to yours, will you stop?
853
00:36:04,263 --> 00:36:06,798
I will stop,
Keep my eyes straight forward,
854
00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:08,834
Call a garage,
And stay in my car
855
00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:12,238
With the radio on loud till
They come, and then I'm gone.
856
00:36:12,304 --> 00:36:13,539
[ sighs ]
857
00:36:13,605 --> 00:36:17,843
And I say we start being
Apart...Right now.
858
00:36:17,909 --> 00:36:20,011
Okay.
859
00:36:20,078 --> 00:36:21,380
Whatever you want.
860
00:36:21,447 --> 00:36:24,483
This is what I want.
861
00:36:24,550 --> 00:36:26,385
And when I walk out that door,
862
00:36:26,452 --> 00:36:28,620
It could be
The last time we meet.
863
00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:31,357
Okay.
864
00:36:31,423 --> 00:36:34,025
I'll abide by your wishes.
865
00:36:34,092 --> 00:36:36,695
Goodbye, lorelai.
866
00:36:36,762 --> 00:36:37,963
Goodbye, max.
867
00:36:49,007 --> 00:36:51,610
You said you were leaving.
My car is that way.
868
00:36:51,677 --> 00:36:53,645
I gotta go
That way, too.
After you.
869
00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:56,615
Two seconds, we've already
Run into each other.
Doesn't count.
870
00:37:03,021 --> 00:37:06,425
Young chui, have you seen jess?
I think I saw him go upstairs.
871
00:37:06,492 --> 00:37:07,993
Have you seen lane?
872
00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:11,530
Not for a while. Probably with
The band. Why don't you go see?
873
00:37:11,597 --> 00:37:13,299
I don't wanna lose
These seats.
874
00:37:13,365 --> 00:37:15,301
Right, right.
875
00:37:19,538 --> 00:37:21,773
It's just me and marshall,
Mom, honest.
876
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,676
Okay,
Kiss uncle newtie for me.
877
00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:25,877
Bye.
878
00:37:27,646 --> 00:37:30,849
Hey, kyle, mind if I use
Your phone?
As long as it's local.
879
00:37:30,916 --> 00:37:33,385
Oh, it's local distance.
Yeah, don't worry.
880
00:37:39,425 --> 00:37:42,528
Hello, mama.
How are you doing tonight?
881
00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:44,930
It's lane.
Yeah, lane.
882
00:37:44,996 --> 00:37:48,300
Nothing's wrong. In fact, I'm
Feeling pretty good right now.
883
00:37:48,367 --> 00:37:50,736
Had a beer and a half --
Nice, cold beer --
884
00:37:50,802 --> 00:37:54,373
And I just thought I'd tell you
I'm drumming in a band tonight
885
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,007
At a party,
And we rocked.
886
00:37:56,074 --> 00:37:58,844
We were the clash
And rage against the machine
887
00:37:58,910 --> 00:38:00,612
And nirvana combined.
888
00:38:00,679 --> 00:38:02,514
And I'm in love
With dave rygalski.
889
00:38:02,581 --> 00:38:06,452
Not young chui. Young chui's a
Ship in the night. Not even a
Ship.
890
00:38:06,518 --> 00:38:08,787
He's a little tugboat
Tooting along.
891
00:38:08,854 --> 00:38:10,856
I'm not going
To the prom with him.
892
00:38:10,922 --> 00:38:14,259
I'm going with dave,
Because we rock together, mama.
893
00:38:14,326 --> 00:38:16,362
The charade is over.
894
00:38:16,428 --> 00:38:18,330
Hey!
What are you doing?
895
00:38:18,397 --> 00:38:19,831
What I should've
Done months ago.
896
00:38:19,898 --> 00:38:22,668
That was not your mother.
Tell me that wasn't your mother.
897
00:38:22,734 --> 00:38:26,271
Oh, that was the mother.
I am liberated, my friend.
898
00:38:26,338 --> 00:38:28,407
You're drunk.
No, I'm -- am I?
899
00:38:28,474 --> 00:38:30,709
We're going on in 5 minutes.
Can you play?
900
00:38:30,776 --> 00:38:32,778
I can hit the sticks
On those brums.
901
00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:35,581
Great, great,
But what about the drums?
902
00:38:36,782 --> 00:38:37,916
Dave.
903
00:38:47,793 --> 00:38:49,428
There you are.
Hey.
904
00:38:49,495 --> 00:38:50,829
I've been looking for you.
905
00:38:50,896 --> 00:38:53,665
I just got tired
Of everything down there.
906
00:38:54,533 --> 00:38:56,535
Are we allowed
To be up here?
907
00:38:56,602 --> 00:38:58,303
Kyle was
Kind of discouraging it.
908
00:38:58,370 --> 00:39:02,073
When you have a party,
You get what you get.
Yeah, I guess.
909
00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:04,710
Sad boy. What's wrong?
910
00:39:04,776 --> 00:39:07,278
You were looking forward
To this party. What happened?
911
00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:09,915
Nothing.
Something did.
912
00:39:09,981 --> 00:39:11,717
Come on, tell me.
913
00:39:15,587 --> 00:39:17,823
You're not tired of me,
Are you?
914
00:39:22,293 --> 00:39:24,430
That's a pretty good answer.
915
00:39:56,194 --> 00:39:57,596
Jess, wait.
916
00:39:59,698 --> 00:40:00,966
Jess.
917
00:40:01,032 --> 00:40:02,901
Mmm. Wait.
918
00:40:05,170 --> 00:40:06,505
[ sighs ]
919
00:40:08,707 --> 00:40:09,575
Jess!
920
00:40:09,641 --> 00:40:11,510
[ scoffs ]
Jeez!
921
00:40:11,577 --> 00:40:13,712
Not here! Not now!
Fine!
922
00:40:13,779 --> 00:40:15,647
What's wrong with you?!
Nothing!
923
00:40:15,714 --> 00:40:17,148
Someone could've walked
In that door!
924
00:40:17,215 --> 00:40:19,417
And santa claus could come
Down the chimney! Whatever.
925
00:40:19,485 --> 00:40:22,320
You didn't think it was gonna
Happen like this, right?
926
00:40:22,387 --> 00:40:24,355
I don't know what I think.
Jess --
927
00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:30,095
Rory, stop. Just stop it!
I didn't invite you here. You
Came on your own!
928
00:40:30,161 --> 00:40:31,530
[ voice breaking ] I --
929
00:40:31,597 --> 00:40:33,164
I don't know what I did.
930
00:40:35,166 --> 00:40:36,902
You didn't do anything.
931
00:40:36,968 --> 00:40:38,604
Rory!
932
00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:40,038
Excuse me. Sorry.
933
00:40:40,105 --> 00:40:42,240
Rory, are you okay?
934
00:40:42,307 --> 00:40:44,442
Yes -- no. I don't know.
935
00:40:44,510 --> 00:40:46,011
What happened?
936
00:40:46,077 --> 00:40:47,378
[ sniffles ]
937
00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:48,780
Figures.
938
00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:52,618
Dean, no!
939
00:40:56,588 --> 00:40:57,923
Fight!
940
00:41:13,038 --> 00:41:14,506
Stop it, guys!
941
00:41:14,573 --> 00:41:16,708
Stop it!
942
00:41:16,775 --> 00:41:18,076
Young chui, we gotta talk.
943
00:41:18,143 --> 00:41:20,311
Don't touch me, dave.
I'm not gonna touch you.
944
00:41:20,378 --> 00:41:23,582
I think it's time we had a talk
About the lane situation.
945
00:41:23,649 --> 00:41:26,251
Just a talk?
We'll keep it friendly, honest.
946
00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:27,819
Okay.
947
00:41:27,886 --> 00:41:29,420
Get off me!
I'm trying.
948
00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:31,122
[ cymbal crashes ]
949
00:41:31,189 --> 00:41:32,357
Bogus.
950
00:41:32,423 --> 00:41:34,059
Break it up!
951
00:41:37,428 --> 00:41:38,764
Hey, knock it off.
952
00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:00,919
Guys, just stop it!
953
00:42:00,986 --> 00:42:03,088
Let go of me!
954
00:42:05,991 --> 00:42:07,826
Cops.
955
00:42:08,827 --> 00:42:10,829
Oh, no, man, is that...
956
00:42:10,896 --> 00:42:12,397
"Boy with toothache."
957
00:42:12,463 --> 00:42:13,832
Oh, you're dead.
958
00:42:19,204 --> 00:42:21,907
Okay, dump your cups
And go home.
959
00:42:21,973 --> 00:42:23,108
Now!
960
00:42:26,177 --> 00:42:27,312
Jess...
961
00:42:36,354 --> 00:42:37,923
[ lane retching ]
962
00:42:38,957 --> 00:42:41,827
Lane!
963
00:42:41,893 --> 00:42:43,194
[ breathing heavily ]
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