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Not even a word,
Just a...
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Like I'm her cabana boy.
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Next thing you know, instead
Of walking out of the room,
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She'll make me bow
And back out.
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Imperious attitude.
She never gives it a rest.
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I schlepped her to the doctor
The other day --
By command, not request --
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And the elevator operator there
Greeted us nice and friendly.
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Her doctor's
On the second floor,
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And by the time we got there,
That operator was in tears.
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Whew!
What?
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Well, mom, you just did
20 straight minutes on gran.
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It wasn't 20 minutes.
It was getting there.
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How about a moratorium
On the gran stories for a bit?
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Fine. I'd rather not spoil
The meal with talk of her.
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Good.
I should just wash my hands.
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Okay.
We'll wait.
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I mean, of her.
Oh, good. Wash those hands.
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She sucks her olive pits...
Short moratorium.
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Trying to extract every last
Ounce of flavor out of them,
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Like she does people.
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She sucks flavor
Out of people?
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Can we
Change the subject?
Life, not flavor.
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Hey, you know what
Gran needs?
What?
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A fella.
With or without
An umbrella.
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He'd have to look
Like an olive pit.
It's like a dean martin roast.
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Those are never
Funny to me.
They're mean.
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Except for don rickles.
Totally except for rickles.
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I think she had a man
For a time squiring her around
To her biddy affairs.
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Richard thought so, too.
It horrified him.
Didn't want a new daddy, huh?
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Then he seemed suddenly
Out of the picture.
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So great-grandma never
Talked about him?
Never.
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Even though I could tell
Practically the day
She stopped seeing him.
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Those kinds of things
Are always obvious.
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Yeah, I guess.
When a couple is in
A relationship,
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And then suddenly isn't.
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Right.
Right.
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Is she still looking?
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Yep.
Right.
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Um, you know, grandma,
Did I mention that,
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Unfortunately,
I'm not with dean anymore?
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No, you didn't.
Well, I'm not.
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Well, yes, I've known
For weeks, actually,
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But it's good that
You confirmed it.
How did you know?
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You abruptly stopped mentioning
Him 11 dinners ago, so I figured
That was the case.
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11 dinners?
You kept count?
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11.
11.
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I'm sorry I didn't
Tell you, grandma.
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I think you should have.
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What if I had invited dean
To an event,
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And you were no longer with him,
It would've been embarrassing.
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What kinda event
Would you have invited dean to?
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I don't know. A wedding.
For who?
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A mutual friend or something.
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You and dean have mutual friends
In common that we don't?
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Who would that be?
The talbotts, or that senior
Partner at deloitte and touche?
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You know what I meant. It's
Always best to tell each other
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Major life events so that
There's no awkwardness.
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Well, grandma, I probably also
Failed to mention that
I'm seeing someone else.
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Who?
Jess.
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Jess.
Luke's nephew.
Luke from the diner.
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Oh.
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I see.
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Am I going to
Get to meet him soon?
Oh, I don't know.
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Yeah, that might be
Hard to arrange.
How hard can it be?
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Bring him over
For dinner sometime.
How about next friday?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Yeah, mom, that might be
Hard to arrange.
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It's perfect timing. Richard
Will still be out of town,
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It'll be nice to round
Off the group with a fourth.
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He works fridays, doesn't he?
Yeah, that's his usual night.
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It's a bad night.
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Oh. Okay.
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I suppose I'll eventually meet
Him someday at some function.
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Perhaps a wedding.
Or rory's graduation.
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That's good.
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That way, we'll all get
To meet him --
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Myself, richard, gran.
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Maybe I'll bring
The girls from the d.A.R.
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Reverend mahoney
Might like to come also.
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You know what, grandma.
Now that I think about it, jess
Does have next friday night off.
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Really?
Let's make it a foursome.
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That'll be nice.
Yeah, it will be nice,
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Right, grandma?
Very nice. We'll have lamb.
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So, it'll be nice
For everybody?
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Everybody will be nice
To everybody,
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Keyword being "Nice"?
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Yes, very nice.
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Really, really nice?
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Of course.
That's what I just said.
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Good. Nice will be nice.
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And a nice night it'll be.
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Well, not so nice for the lamb.
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* if you're out
On the road *
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* feelin' lonely
And so cold *
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* all you have to do
Is call my name *
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* and I'll be there
On the next train *
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* where you lead,
I will follow *
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* anywhere that you tell me to *
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* if you need *
* if you need *
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* you need me to be with you *
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* I will follow *
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* oh, oh, oh *
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* where you lead,
I will follow *
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* any, anywhere
That you tell me to *
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* if you need *
* if you need *
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* you need me to be with you *
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* I will follow where you lead *
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Okay. Saturday morning,
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I've got hair appointment,
Nails, and jim.
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You don't go to the gym.
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Jim is coming here
To fix the garbage disposal.
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Jim dunning. Got it.
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I also have
"Reshaplabasham."
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What?
I don't know.
I can't read it.
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Shouldn't you change
Your system?
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Go electronic or something?
You're a busy woman.
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Uh, hey, my system works.
Tell that to the guy who
Calls tomorrow because
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You missed your
"Reshaplabasham" appointment.
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I hate that we have to
Coordinate schedules.
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If we don't we'll
Never see each other.
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We never used to do this.
We're busier now.
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Let's run away
And leave all this behind.
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You mean our house?
No, we'll take the house.
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We'll leave everything else.
Put it on your list.
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What you doing tomorrow?
Hanging out with jess,
Studying at night.
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Cool. Alex and I are having
Dinner tomorrow night.
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That'll make it nice and quiet
For when I study.
I'm that loud?
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Yes. When you dance around
Singing "Rory's studying" songs.
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What's this I have
Down for sunday?
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"Lathe bang trafficking"?
"Lane's band practicing."
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Underneath it --
"Net frax"?
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"Get snacks."
Right!
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For the band!
See, see, it works!
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So, you're actually bringing
Jess to dinner on friday?
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It's as good a time as any.
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There'll only be one grandparent
To contend with.
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That was some stealthy little
Maneuver she pulled there, huh?
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Applying the guilt over not
Knowing about the dean breakup,
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Making you all weak.
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And then using that to get jess
To come to dinner on friday.
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She's like lyndon johnson
With the senate -- effortless.
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So, sunday's for us,
Right?
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Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
I have you down right here.
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"Cokie."
Good. Hey, it's still early.
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Do you wanna watch
The extra stuff
On the "Lord of the rings" dvd?
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No. It's just drawings
And that fat guy talking.
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Well, let's watch
"Footloose" again.
Yeah.
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You dropped
Some of your notes.
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Who cares.
You can't read them anyway.
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Do you love it?
It's great.
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"The holy barbarians."
What a title.
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And it's by
A venice beach beatnik
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About venice beach beatniks,
And to top it off,
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The beatnik is the father of the
Guy
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That does those "Actors studio"
Interviews on tv.
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The guy with the beard?
Yeah, the pointy beard.
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That's his dad
Writing at his desk.
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It's weird that a beatniky guy
Would have a conservative son.
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Maybe he's
Not that conservative.
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Maybe at night he takes off
His clothes and parties.
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Oh, man, get that picture
Out of my head.
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It's a cool book,
You've got to admit.
It is. Thanks.
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I'm not lending it.
I'm not done.
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Why'd you show it?
I like showing you
What I'm reading.
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You knew I'd wanna read
It. You're a book tease.
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You'll get it when I'm done.
Cruel woman.
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So, you going to
Work now?
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Back to the salt mines.
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You're not tied to
The hours you have, right?
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You can trade if you want to?
There's some flexibility.
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You got any flexibility
Next friday night?
Yeah, why?
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I thought you could
Come to dinner with us.
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"Us"?
To my grandma's.
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To meet your grandmother.
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Yeah, she'll be there,
So, yeah,
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It'll be rude not to
Introduce the two of you.
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I can't. I gotta work.
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You said you could.
Didn't know what for.
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Jess...
No.
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I already kind of agreed.
Oh, man.
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So I'm jammed.
Does she know what I look like?
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I don't think so.
Perfect. Find someone who
Vaguely resembles me,
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Just don't kiss him goodnight.
That's not gonna work.
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Andy warhol did it
All the time.
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We're just five bucks
Away from a deal.
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That's worth five
At least.
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You gilmores think
A lot of yourselves.
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Okay.
Thank you, thank you,
Thank you.
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Mmm.
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Manipulator!
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Rory, get in here.
What?
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Get in here now.
No questions.
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Okay.
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Miss patty: okay, now,
For those who just arrived,
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I'm trying out some material
For my one-woman show,
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And I need some feedback.
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You are my randomly picked
Audience.
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Randomly shanghaied.
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It's part stories,
Part songs,
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Kinda like what elaine stritch
Did on broadway,
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But without the bitterness.
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My working title --
"Buckle up, I'm patty."
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How long have you
Been here?
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An hour.
Poor thing.
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It's been mostly her and kirk
Arguing about stuff.
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Apparently,
He's the director.
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Patty, let's try one of your
Reminiscences.
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That's what I'm
Looking for, kirk.
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Sorry I didn't save you. Didn't
See you until it was too late.
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I don't think anybody
Could've saved me.
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Okay, here we go. Hey.
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Did you know that I once met
The great bette davis?
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I was a chorus girl in a bus and
Truck tour of "Guys and dolls."
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Beantown -- I love that town!
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And there I was, me and the
Girls backstage after the show,
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And in she comes.
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And who does she walk right up
To but little old me.
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And she sized me up,
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Exhaled some smoke from that
Regal mouth of hers,
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And said...
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[ imitating bette davis ]
"Doll...
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You don't got the high notes,
But you sure got the gams."
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I'll always treasure
That moment with bette,
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And I wanna dedicate
This song to her.
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Uh, ethel, key of "D."
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We're gonna have to
Rewrite that.
What?
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It got no response.
It needs a rewrite.
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Kirk, it's my reminiscence.
I can't rewrite it.
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How about if she says,
"Doll, you've got the gams,
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But I've got a body
In the trunk of my car"
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Why would she say that?
Because she's a murderer.
I think it works.
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I'm not rewriting
My memories, kirk.
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It died.
Build a coffin for it.
234
00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:04,672
Put some pennies on
Its eyes,
That stiff ain't breathing.
235
00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:08,341
I think we should
Discuss this later.
Go back to your light booth.
236
00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:10,443
Fine. Start the song.
237
00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:13,613
[ introduction to
"One for my baby" plays ]
238
00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:18,952
* it's a quarter to 3:00 *
239
00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:23,390
* there is no one in the place *
240
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,926
* except you and me *
241
00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:28,561
Kirk, would you fix this?!
242
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,831
Fix what?
This flashing!
243
00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:32,632
That's my choice
For the song.
244
00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:33,901
It's disco!
245
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,936
I'm trying to subvert
Expectations.
246
00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:38,706
Well, don't!
Just give me a simple spot!
247
00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,540
Something more obvious.
Got it.
248
00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:42,509
This is a hit.
It'll run for years.
249
00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:45,378
Kirk: something on the nose
And expected. Got it.
Kirk!
250
00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:48,015
It was nice of you
To step in like that.
251
00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:50,951
She could've hurt herself trying
To throw the podium at him.
252
00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:53,453
I think "Work in progress"
Is the key phrase.
253
00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:54,922
I like that she tries.
254
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,957
The woman taught me everything
I've already forgotten
255
00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:59,592
About dancing, baton twirling,
And gymnastics.
256
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,695
Well, I'm this way.
I'm this way.
257
00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:03,196
See you later.
See you.
258
00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:06,233
You know...I kinda liked the
"Body in the trunk" thing.
259
00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:07,667
Me too. Peppier.
260
00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:09,169
Night.
Night.
261
00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:12,339
...Consumer spending
Particularly in an auto area
262
00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:15,743
Is slowing a bit and that
Will probably lead to..
263
00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,778
[ creaking ]
264
00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:20,380
[ thud ]
265
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:26,987
Oh! Sorry!
266
00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:28,388
It's okay.
It's okay.
267
00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:31,458
I can just shut the door
So you can carry on.
268
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,860
No, we've carried on
Enough.
269
00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:35,428
Yeah. I'll call you
About the weekend.
270
00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:37,297
Okay, bye.
Bye, rory.
271
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,532
Goodnight.
272
00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:40,567
We need a signal.
273
00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:41,802
A kissing signal?
274
00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,136
Something to avoid this.
275
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,838
How about I shoot off a flare
276
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:48,108
When I'm outside
Necking with a boy?
You know what I mean.
277
00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:50,978
Or, I could bang on the door
And yell, "We're necking."
278
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,313
We still need a signal.
We'll think of something.
279
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,615
Hey, listen, alex and I
Were talking about
280
00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,384
Going to new york
Next weekend.
281
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:58,585
Fun.
Yeah.
282
00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:00,220
He's got four
Tickets to a show,
283
00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:03,456
And he wants to invite
Sookie and jackson too.
284
00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:04,925
Is it, "Buckle up, I'm patty?"
285
00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:06,293
Huh?
Nothing.
286
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,796
We'd have to leave
Friday day.
So?
287
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:12,565
Meaning it's just you
And jess alone at dinner
288
00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:13,867
With the glorious emily.
289
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,635
That's totally fine.
Are you sure?
290
00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:17,570
It might even make things
Easier.
291
00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:18,972
What does that mean?
Nothing.
292
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:22,042
Just it might make it
Less pressure-packed.
293
00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:25,178
So, I'm loud when you study and
Make social gatherings worse?
294
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,014
Out of the goodness
Of your heart,
295
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,049
You'd be trying to
Shield me all night,
296
00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:31,284
And that might make things
Worse. Out of love.
297
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:33,320
I love you,
I hope you know that.
298
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:36,356
Okay. I think I get it.
I have the best intentions.
299
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:39,059
Bingo.
300
00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:40,360
Hello?
Jess: hi.
301
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,895
Hey, how was work?
302
00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:43,596
I toted the barge,
Lifted the bale.
303
00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:46,433
You're a great barge toter.
I can attest to that.
304
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:47,634
How was your day?
305
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:48,969
Fine. A lot of studying.
306
00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:50,838
Oh, yeah?
Is that all you did?
307
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:52,539
Yeah, basically.
Basically?
308
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,706
Jess, what --
309
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,843
I heard that you were
With dean today.
310
00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:58,745
Where did you hear that?
It's all over town.
311
00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:00,413
I was with him
For a while,
312
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,083
But what do you mean?
You haven't seen the fliers?
313
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:05,285
I've been home all night.
What fliers?
314
00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:07,420
It says,
"People are already raving
315
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:10,390
About miss patty's
One-woman show."
And?
316
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,658
There's some blurbs.
317
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:14,461
One says, "Rory and dean
Couldn't stop talking about it."
318
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,696
We're on a flier?
You and a few others.
319
00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:18,966
The mailman says,
"Even without proper postage,
320
00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:20,500
This show delivers."
321
00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:23,003
She's making that up,
'cause ralph's not that witty.
322
00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:24,838
Were you hanging out
There with dean?
323
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,539
I was not hanging out
With dean.
324
00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:29,376
We were hauled in there
To watch her try out material
325
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,611
We were sitting together
So we talked a little,
326
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:35,282
Then we left at the same time.
That was it. It was by accident.
327
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,384
Yeah.
This is an old subject,
Jess.
328
00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:39,619
You know that
We're friendly.
I know you're friendly
329
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,654
That doesn't mean
I don't wanna punch him.
330
00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:44,892
This was not a plan.
I was kidnapped by miss patty.
331
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,259
So was he.
That's it.
332
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,028
Then you two should
Press charges.
333
00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:49,596
I think we should.
334
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,531
Just...
What?
335
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:56,469
Tell me these things first
So I don't have to read about
Them on telephone poles.
336
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:57,637
I will. I promise.
337
00:13:57,704 --> 00:13:59,472
Okay.
Okay.
338
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:00,440
So, how's the show?
339
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,409
It's gonna need a lot
Of postage.
340
00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:06,013
Why does it say, "Not in any way
Affiliated with kirk"?
341
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,548
They had a showbiz spat.
Fill me in.
342
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,119
Help yourselves to drinks
In the fridge.
343
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,720
We've got chips, pretzels,
And, brian,
344
00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:16,156
I remembered your allergies,
So here's your melba toast.
345
00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:18,058
Thanks.
We got a lot done today.
346
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:20,894
We've almost got a full set.
You know what we're missing?
347
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:22,229
A straight-ahead love song.
348
00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:24,264
All our songs are about property
Destruction
349
00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:26,099
And a general dislike
Of right-wing causes.
350
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,567
Not one love song, huh?
351
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,636
I think we could add one or two.
352
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:33,506
You'd think love songs are all
You and lane would wanna play.
[ potato chip crunches ]
353
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:37,710
Man! This crunch just now
Sounded like the drum fill
In "Baba o'riley."
354
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:41,348
Cool. Way to go, zack.
Yeah, zack, a musical mouth.
That's awesome.
355
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:44,484
But why would dave and lane
Wanna play just love songs?
356
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,853
Because, I was just thinking,
You know,
357
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,488
With dave's name -- dave --
358
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:51,124
You've got the last two letters
In "Love" -- "V," "E."
359
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,759
With lane's name --
You have the "L,"
360
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:56,029
Then you dump the "Ane"
And add an "O." there you go.
361
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:57,730
Makes sense.
Totally.
362
00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:00,567
Let's start
Breaking stuff down.
I gotta get home for dinner.
363
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,402
Soon, you won't
Go home for dinner.
364
00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:04,837
What, I'll be dead?
No, we'll be on tour!
365
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,173
Right, right.
366
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,208
That was a negative
"Right, right," man.
367
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:15,282
Guys, I'm so sorry.
It just slipped out.
That's okay.
368
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,817
Luckily, zack and brian
Are, well, zack and brian.
369
00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:21,288
How long will you
Keep it a secret?
For a while. It's easier.
370
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:23,356
You sure it'd be bad
If they knew?
371
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,258
Keeping this a secret
Seems awfully complicated.
372
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:26,926
Not really,
We've got a system.
373
00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:29,229
Speaking of which...
It's 3:18.
374
00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:32,065
We'll have the stuff packed
By 3:40. What's the situation?
375
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:34,701
At 3:40, my mom will go
To the yarn store
376
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,337
For her bimonthly "Sewathon"
With lacy schwartz and bick ho.
377
00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:38,705
The store's on peach?
Plum.
378
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,341
That cuts us off from
Our route to the interstate.
379
00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:44,411
There's a back road. But it's
Gonna be muddy from the rains.
380
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,446
I'll have the guys
Take the usual route.
381
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:49,216
I'll walk to peach,
Down the alley, over the fence,
382
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,651
They can pick me up
By the shell station.
383
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,453
Perfect.
384
00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:57,057
Uh, that's not complicated.
Mm.
385
00:15:57,124 --> 00:16:00,160
Sorry I doubted you.
Okay, then.
386
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:05,265
Hey!
387
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:06,966
Hey, coffee?
Please, and hurry.
388
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:10,237
I'm going to manhattan, and I
Need to shop for warm clothes.
389
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,538
You already have
Warm clothes.
390
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,340
I have nothing.
We're in connecticut.
391
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,375
It gets freezing here,
Same as new york.
392
00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,310
It's not's the same.
Exactly the same.
393
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:18,811
I have nothing stylish enough.
394
00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:20,247
You got the black cashmere coat.
395
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,681
It needs cleaning.
So, clean it.
396
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:24,217
I need sweaters, too.
You've got the purple,
397
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:27,054
The powder blue,
Three shades of red,
A ton of black,
398
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,688
Which will all go
With that coat,
399
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,923
You've got a dozen scarves
To mix and match
400
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,960
With any of those tops.
Let me shop for some clothes.
401
00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:36,163
Okay. What are you doing
In new york?
402
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:39,699
Um, a bunch of us are going.
It'll be dinner and a show.
403
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,834
What show?
"Levittown." it's a new musical.
404
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:44,771
It's in previews.
Doesn't officially open
For a couple weeks.
405
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,107
Wow, so informed.
Nicole likes the theater.
406
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,875
Her firm has
An office on madison.
407
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:51,711
I've met her there
A couple times.
Saw "Hairspray" last week.
408
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:53,546
I cannot picture you
Watching "Hairspray."
409
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,082
I liked
"The producers" better.
410
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:56,549
Aren't you just
A broadway baby?
411
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,685
Gonna have time to kill there?
Some.
412
00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:01,954
I've got a great book.
It has walking tours of
Historic manhattan --
413
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,124
You know, before disney
Got ahold of it.
414
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:07,794
I love stuff like that.
It's on my dresser
If you want it.
415
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,596
Cool! Thanks!
416
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:14,867
Oh! Oh!
417
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,369
Mom!
Surprise.
418
00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:18,805
Why are you here?
I'm here for a book.
419
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,039
A book?
Yeah.
420
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:21,874
Lot of books here.
Anything in particular?
421
00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:23,343
It's one of luke's.
422
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:26,012
Well, that narrows it
Down a lot.
423
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,247
Walking tours, new york.
424
00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:29,149
On the table.
425
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:31,984
Good, here it is.
Okay. So...
426
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,052
Thanks. Sorry about this.
427
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,787
It's okay.
428
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:37,023
We should come up
With a system.
Probably.
429
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:38,625
Deja vu, huh?
Deja vu.
430
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:41,461
Although why I'd be walking into
Luke's apartment in the future,
431
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,596
I don't know,
So ignore the system.
432
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,031
Okay.
Okay.
433
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:47,066
Carry on.
Or, see ya.
434
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,341
Dude.
Hey. Find it okay?
435
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,008
I found everything,
Including a couple coupling.
436
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:59,279
Rory and jess?
No, ben and j. Lo.
Yes, rory and jess.
437
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:01,348
Guess I should've told you.
You knew?
438
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,216
They're there all the time.
439
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,685
On the couch?
Horizontal, on the couch?
440
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,954
They come up for air
Every so often.
441
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,489
And you just allow
This?! Luke!
442
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,358
Settle down, I go
There every 10 minutes
443
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:14,827
Pretending to get something
To keep them from doing
Something we don't want.
444
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:18,398
"Oops, I forgot my pocketknife."
"Oops, I'm out of ones."
445
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,833
"Hey, you see a case
Of mustard up here?"
446
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,535
I put the stuff in a box.
447
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,438
I take the box upstairs
Every couple days
448
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:26,973
Then start all over
Again.
449
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:28,508
And you think
That suffices?
450
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:31,244
It's better they're safe and
Upstairs than someplace else,
451
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,880
And you going there
Just saved me a trip, so thanks.
452
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:37,116
Glad to be of service.
It's been a good system.
It works.
453
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:39,652
Every 10 minutes?
Like clockwork.
Never a minute more.
454
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:42,289
Even if you're serving a
Customer, it's every 10 minutes?
455
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,524
If I'm in mid-pour,
I stop and go up.
456
00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:46,293
[ sighs ]
10 minutes.
457
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:49,596
Yep, that's pretty much the time
It took to create rory,
458
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,097
And that included
Getting dressed
459
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:52,432
And freshening
My lipstick.
460
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:55,468
What?
Thanks for the book.
461
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,704
Caesar, cover for me.
Okay.
462
00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:02,309
Lorelai: rory!
I'm coming!
463
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:05,578
Toute de suite,
And I don't mean the candy!
464
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,548
Okay, what's
The packing crisis?
465
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:11,117
That's the thing.
I have no packing crisis.
466
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:14,387
For the first time in my life,
There is no packing crisis.
467
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,022
This has never
Happened to me before.
468
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:18,458
I'm all packed, ready to go,
And fully confident
469
00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:20,527
That I have everything
I'll need or desire.
470
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,629
So you're creating a crisis
Out of nostalgia?
471
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:25,432
Alex and I talked about
Everything we plan to do,
472
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,067
How he expected to dress,
How I expected to dress,
473
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:29,569
And we coordinated
To the point
474
00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:32,205
Where I knew each piece of
Clothing I had to bring,
475
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:36,276
Down to the spice girls necklace
I plan to wear saturday morning.
476
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,077
So, not your jonas salk
Necklace?
477
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:41,548
I'm trying to become
A good planner like you.
So, what's the problem?
478
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:45,017
I have no idea what to wear
On the drive! I wanna look good,
479
00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:47,887
But not too good that
It steps on my night outfit,
480
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:50,723
I also wanna be comfortable.
What's he wearing,
A jogging suit?
481
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,460
Yeah, then he and paulie
Are hitting the bada bing.
482
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,528
Your point being it's
Not a running suit.
483
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:57,364
Right.
And tonight's a dress?
484
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:59,098
And my cashmere coat
And a hat.
485
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:01,934
Your stretchy jeans
And your bunny ranch t-shirt.
486
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:05,405
Comfort and raunch --
I love it. Good.
487
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:09,342
So, um, how are you guys working
The logistics tonight?
488
00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:10,977
I am going to
Study at school,
489
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,012
Then I'm going straight
To grandma's from there.
490
00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:15,782
Jess is driving from work,
Then he's driving me home.
491
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:18,418
Home? Home, here?
Yeah, he's gonna
Drop me off here.
492
00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:21,521
I guess that makes sense.
I thought so.
493
00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:24,624
Although...Hmm,
I don't know.
494
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:27,260
What?
You sure that's
The best way to do it?
495
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:28,695
Yeah, why?
496
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,930
It means you're coming home
To an empty house.
497
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:33,700
That's your doing,
Not mine.
But it might be lonely.
498
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:36,403
Did you think about
Staying at mom's?
Overnight?
499
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:38,705
They've got those fancy beds
That don't sag,
500
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:42,509
And you're guaranteed a great
Norma desmond style breakfast
The next morning.
501
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,544
You don't have school.
It works out perfectly.
502
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:46,145
I'd rather just come home.
503
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:48,381
Okay. Sure.
504
00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:50,683
But, you know,
Staying at your grandmother's
505
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,119
Would also mean that jess
Wouldn't have to go
506
00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:55,388
Out of his way
To drop you off.
507
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:56,856
It would be
Convenient for him.
508
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,692
Our house is two-tenths
Of a mile out of his way.
509
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,128
You sure he'll have
Enough gas?
I'll make sure.
510
00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:03,863
If you can't get
Ahold of him,
511
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,698
It might be safer
Staying at mom's.
512
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,735
If you run out of gas,
You're stuck.
513
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:11,438
Mom, why are you so freaked?
This is not freaked.
514
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:15,308
Is it because you won't
Be here and he will?
That's crossed my mind.
515
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:16,943
And what are you worried
About happening?
516
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:18,978
What you guys were on
The on-ramp for
517
00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:22,315
Up at luke's the other day,
Your basic boy/girl stuff,
518
00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:24,384
Especially this
New boy/you girl stuff.
519
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:27,019
The boy is different,
But I'm still me.
520
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:31,023
Yeah, I know.
I have so much on my mind,
So many things going on,
521
00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:34,361
That I don't even have time
To think about...That.
522
00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:35,762
No thinking...At all?
523
00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:37,797
None. I swear.
Mm-hmm. Sure, sure.
524
00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:40,266
And we talk about everything
Together, you and me, remember?
525
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:43,336
It's not like
Something will happen
That you won't know about.
526
00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:44,504
Good.
527
00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:45,972
[ doorbell rings ]
528
00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:48,040
That's alex.
Come on.
529
00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:52,078
You know, you didn't
Have to change.
530
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:55,147
I feel dumb
Being in my uniform
When I'm not in school.
531
00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:58,818
You look darling in it.
I'm gonna miss it
When you go to college.
532
00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:02,822
Yeah, I am, too. I like
Not having to think about
What I'm gonna wear.
533
00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:07,193
You'll have plenty of years to
Stress yourself out about that.
534
00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:10,363
I'm sorry he's late.
We're fine. Dinner will keep.
535
00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:12,732
I know how you like things
To be punctual.
536
00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:14,967
There was a big tie-up
On the 84 earlier.
537
00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:17,804
He's probably smack-dab
In the middle of that.
538
00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:19,906
Why don't you try him
On his cellphone?
539
00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:22,174
He doesn't have one.
Really?
540
00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:23,543
He doesn't believe in them.
541
00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:26,145
Well, I find that
Refreshing.
542
00:22:26,212 --> 00:22:29,248
Technology is encroaching too
Fast on every aspect of life.
543
00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:31,884
It's getting to the point where
People will want robots
544
00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:33,920
To carry them from place
To place.
545
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:35,021
[ doorbell rings ]
546
00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:36,523
There he is.
547
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,562
What?
Sorry I'm late.
548
00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:45,398
Oh, that's alright.
Come in. Come in. It's cold out.
549
00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:49,702
Um, grandma, this
Is jess.
550
00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:51,137
Jess, my grandmother.
551
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,572
Nice to meet you.
Same here.
552
00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:55,074
What happened to your eye?
It's a long story.
553
00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:56,709
This is new?
Brand-new.
554
00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:58,811
It looks bad. Does it hurt?
I'm fine.
555
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:01,548
Is it why you were late?
No, 84 was jammed.
556
00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:03,983
We knew that. There was
Something with a big rig.
557
00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:06,419
Those things -- they scare
The life out of me.
558
00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:08,120
Apparently, all
The men who drive them
559
00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:09,956
Are hopped up on bennies
And goofballs.
560
00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:12,191
Come, come.
Have a seat at the table.
561
00:23:12,258 --> 00:23:14,026
I'll go check on dinner.
562
00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:16,663
Shouldn't we go with her?
Were you in a fight?
563
00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,498
Dinner's waiting.
Were you in a fight?
564
00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:20,867
I don't wanna talk about it.
Why?
565
00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:23,102
Look, rory, I'm already
In a crappy mood.
566
00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:25,337
Traffic sucked -- traffic
I hit going to a function
567
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,974
I didn't particularly want to
Go to -- and I'm thirsty,
568
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:31,177
And I am hungry,
So let's eat.
569
00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:39,552
So, do we eat standing up?
Over there.
570
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,254
The roast looks perfect.
571
00:23:42,321 --> 00:23:44,491
Jess, do you eat meat?
I forgot to ask.
572
00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:46,092
I'm a carnivore.
Good.
573
00:23:46,158 --> 00:23:48,528
I don't see how anybody
Can resist eating meat.
574
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:50,096
That's why we have teeth.
575
00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:51,531
That's how I feel.
576
00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:53,132
Dinner parties
Used to be simple.
577
00:23:53,199 --> 00:23:57,269
Now, I've to run my menu down
With every person on the list.
578
00:23:57,336 --> 00:23:58,705
It's tiring.
579
00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:00,740
This one eats
Just about anything.
Grandma.
580
00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:03,175
I'm sorry, but the way
You and your mother eat
581
00:24:03,242 --> 00:24:05,812
And those slim figures of
Yours -- it's a medical marvel.
582
00:24:05,878 --> 00:24:08,114
They should be studied.
I don't think so.
583
00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:11,183
So, rory tells me you're part
Of the wal-mart corporation.
584
00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:14,253
Only out of necessity.
They sound like
Wonderful stores.
585
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:15,822
Yeah, I wanna be
Buried there.
586
00:24:15,888 --> 00:24:18,658
We've never actually been inside
One, but we own the stock.
587
00:24:18,725 --> 00:24:20,527
Thanks for the paycheck.
588
00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:22,695
Oh. [ laughs ]
That's very funny.
589
00:24:22,762 --> 00:24:24,330
Did you just get it?
Huh?
590
00:24:24,396 --> 00:24:25,865
The eye -- did it just happen?
591
00:24:25,932 --> 00:24:28,701
We should eat these salads
So the roast doesn't get cold.
592
00:24:28,768 --> 00:24:32,004
It must be sometime
Between 9:00 last night and now.
593
00:24:32,071 --> 00:24:33,540
Hmm?
His eye.
594
00:24:33,606 --> 00:24:35,041
Yeah, it was sometime
In there.
595
00:24:35,107 --> 00:24:37,309
But you can't narrow
It down?
Rory, come on.
596
00:24:37,376 --> 00:24:40,346
There's no salt and pepper.
We'll need it for the meat.
597
00:24:40,412 --> 00:24:42,982
They are supposed to be
Trained before I get them,
598
00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:45,484
But god knows,
That's never the case.
599
00:24:47,687 --> 00:24:48,955
What is your problem?
600
00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:50,923
You're not telling
Me the truth.
601
00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:53,660
I don't wanna get into it.
And it's obvious why.
602
00:24:53,726 --> 00:24:55,895
Is it?
You got into a fight
With dean.
603
00:24:55,962 --> 00:24:57,730
Unbelievable.
Is that it?
604
00:24:57,797 --> 00:24:59,599
It always comes back
To dean.
605
00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:02,068
Because you bring it there.
You brought up dean.
606
00:25:02,134 --> 00:25:06,105
Because you got into
A fight with him.
Why are you pressing this?
607
00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:08,541
I'm trying to make some kind of
Quasi-positive impression
608
00:25:08,608 --> 00:25:10,610
On your grandmother
Per your request,
609
00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:13,079
And you're forcing me
To do otherwise.
610
00:25:13,145 --> 00:25:15,715
And what the hell are raisins
Doing in a salad?
611
00:25:15,782 --> 00:25:17,550
Why can't people leave
Well enough alone?
612
00:25:17,617 --> 00:25:19,218
I didn't hear you deny it.
613
00:25:19,285 --> 00:25:21,453
We've got great choices
On the prime rib.
614
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,322
How do you like
Your prime rib?
615
00:25:23,389 --> 00:25:25,692
Cooked.
He's not picky, grandma.
616
00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:28,060
Good.
That'll make it easier.
617
00:25:28,127 --> 00:25:29,762
So, what did I miss?
618
00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:31,363
Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
619
00:25:31,430 --> 00:25:34,901
Would it be alright if
I speak to jess for a second?
620
00:25:34,967 --> 00:25:36,903
We're eating.
Well, I want to talk.
621
00:25:36,969 --> 00:25:39,338
You're being a little rude
To your grandmother, rory.
622
00:25:39,405 --> 00:25:41,007
I can leave the room.
623
00:25:41,073 --> 00:25:43,242
No, grandma,
We'll be right back.
624
00:25:48,180 --> 00:25:50,049
I told you nothing
Happened at patty's,
625
00:25:50,116 --> 00:25:51,483
But you wouldn't
Believe it.
626
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,119
You got into
A fight with dean
627
00:25:53,185 --> 00:25:54,887
Right before
Meeting my grandmother.
628
00:25:54,954 --> 00:25:56,923
I didn't get into
A fight with dean.
629
00:25:56,989 --> 00:25:58,758
Bull.
Believe what you want.
630
00:25:58,825 --> 00:26:00,559
I'm gonna find out eventually.
631
00:26:00,627 --> 00:26:03,830
What if dean had sucker-punched
Me and I had to defend myself?
632
00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:05,632
You're not even considering
The possibility?
633
00:26:05,698 --> 00:26:07,233
Dean wouldn't do that.
634
00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:09,669
No, he might get his big,
White stetson dirty.
635
00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:11,303
You're being a jerk
To my grandmother.
636
00:26:11,370 --> 00:26:15,141
I'm doing my best.
I didn't even want to come.
637
00:26:15,207 --> 00:26:18,845
No one made you.
You made me.
638
00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:21,781
Now I've seen it all.
639
00:26:21,848 --> 00:26:23,983
You embarrassed me
In front of her.
640
00:26:24,050 --> 00:26:26,318
That's it. I've had it.
So have I.
641
00:26:26,385 --> 00:26:27,787
If you harp on,
I'm leaving.
642
00:26:27,854 --> 00:26:30,222
Now I have to explain
To her why my boyfriend
643
00:26:30,289 --> 00:26:33,492
Who showed up a half-hour late
With a black eye is walking out.
644
00:26:33,559 --> 00:26:37,764
You like making up stories in
Your head, so that should be
Easy for you.
645
00:26:45,905 --> 00:26:48,607
Is he fetching something
From his car?
646
00:26:48,675 --> 00:26:50,209
I don't think so.
647
00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:52,144
[ engine revving ]
648
00:26:52,211 --> 00:26:53,345
He left.
649
00:26:53,412 --> 00:26:55,214
Yeah, he left.
650
00:26:55,281 --> 00:27:00,019
Well, you can take some prime
Rib back for him if you want.
651
00:27:00,086 --> 00:27:02,889
What do you say the girls
Have some dinner, huh?
652
00:27:12,164 --> 00:27:14,867
So, good --
Good show.
653
00:27:14,934 --> 00:27:17,403
Yeah, alex, thank you for
Getting us those tickets.
654
00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:18,905
Great
Production value.
655
00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:21,540
Amazing. The way they do
The lighting on these things.
656
00:27:21,607 --> 00:27:23,242
It's magical.
It's magical.
657
00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:25,878
This is the worst piece
Of crap I've ever seen.
658
00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:28,514
What?
I saw "Moose murders."
This stinks worse.
659
00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:30,750
I thought it was me.
I was dying.
660
00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:32,985
Every song is the same.
The same tune note.
661
00:27:33,052 --> 00:27:35,822
How does that happen?
* I feel so very bad *
662
00:27:35,888 --> 00:27:37,724
* yes, I feel so very sad *
663
00:27:37,790 --> 00:27:40,292
* I'm sad, I'm mad *
* I'm mad, I'm sad *
664
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:42,328
I'm sorry, that's better.
Rent a theater.
665
00:27:42,394 --> 00:27:44,563
I say we hit a bar,
Get some drinks,
666
00:27:44,630 --> 00:27:46,999
Continue plotting out this
Musical you guys are writing.
667
00:27:47,066 --> 00:27:49,601
We'll need pens and paper.
Just memorize it.
668
00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,670
* I'm mad, I'm sad, I'm mad *
669
00:27:51,738 --> 00:27:54,707
We'll grab a cab.
Hey, that fits right in.
670
00:27:56,408 --> 00:27:57,944
You're nice.
671
00:27:58,010 --> 00:27:59,846
I try.
672
00:27:59,912 --> 00:28:01,047
Who are you expecting?
673
00:28:01,113 --> 00:28:02,882
Rory. Not that
I'm expecting a call,
674
00:28:02,949 --> 00:28:04,516
Because a call could mean
Something bad,
675
00:28:04,583 --> 00:28:07,219
So not getting a call
Is probably best.
Probably.
676
00:28:07,286 --> 00:28:09,055
I'm just gonna
Give her a call.
677
00:28:09,121 --> 00:28:11,223
You made me promise
To stop you
678
00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:13,659
If you're gonna call rory
For the wrong reason.
679
00:28:13,726 --> 00:28:15,895
I left the iron on.
She'll turn it off.
680
00:28:15,962 --> 00:28:17,629
She's got this boy.
I know.
681
00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:19,465
I shouldn't call her.
It's up to you.
682
00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:23,069
Hey, guys, we got a cab, and
The driver likes our song.
683
00:28:23,135 --> 00:28:26,105
Putting away phone now.
Good girl.
684
00:28:26,172 --> 00:28:27,673
Come on.
685
00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:29,942
[ cellphone rings ]
686
00:28:35,514 --> 00:28:37,149
Hello?
Lorelai: good morning!
687
00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:40,186
Hey, it's early.
Why are you calling so early?
688
00:28:40,252 --> 00:28:42,221
I must have screwed up
The time difference.
689
00:28:42,288 --> 00:28:45,057
What time is it there?
The same time it is there.
690
00:28:45,124 --> 00:28:46,625
Sorry.
How's it going?
691
00:28:46,692 --> 00:28:49,695
We had pizza at john's in
The village and wrote a musical.
692
00:28:49,762 --> 00:28:52,331
Good for you.
We picked the same
Dean martin song
693
00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:54,366
On the jukebox 25 times,
People started complaining,
694
00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:57,003
So we picked the bee gees'
"New york mining disaster,"
695
00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:59,438
And they begged for
Dean martin back.
Sounds fun.
696
00:28:59,505 --> 00:29:01,673
So how'd the dinner go?
697
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,776
Uh, not well.
Far from well.
698
00:29:03,843 --> 00:29:05,812
What?
I'm at grandma's.
699
00:29:05,878 --> 00:29:07,847
You stayed the night?
Yep.
700
00:29:07,914 --> 00:29:10,082
What did she do?
Did she make you stay?
701
00:29:10,149 --> 00:29:12,551
Because she didn't want jess
To drive you home?
702
00:29:12,618 --> 00:29:14,987
And to ruin this dinner --
I'm gonna kill her.
703
00:29:15,054 --> 00:29:17,523
No, grandma was great,
Even when jess was late.
704
00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:21,093
You're kidding.
She was a saint.
Staying over was my idea.
705
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:24,363
Why?
Jess and I got into the most
Horrible fight of my life,
706
00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:27,433
And it was -- ugh!
I can't even say.
707
00:29:27,499 --> 00:29:28,700
I don't believe this.
708
00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:30,970
He showed up with a big
Black eye.
709
00:29:31,037 --> 00:29:33,940
A black guy?
Eye -- a black eye.
710
00:29:34,006 --> 00:29:35,774
He got into a fight.
With who? Dean?
711
00:29:35,842 --> 00:29:39,178
He wouldn't say, but yes, and he
Was all standoffish about it,
712
00:29:39,245 --> 00:29:42,214
And things got worse and worse,
And he walked out.
713
00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:45,084
Wow, honey, I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
714
00:29:45,151 --> 00:29:46,853
I'm upset, but I'm okay.
715
00:29:46,919 --> 00:29:49,255
[ door opens ]
716
00:29:49,321 --> 00:29:52,091
I thought I heard you up.
How 'bout some breakfast?
717
00:29:52,158 --> 00:29:54,193
Sure.
Is that jess?
718
00:29:54,260 --> 00:29:56,095
No, it's mom.
Lorelai: put her on.
719
00:29:56,162 --> 00:29:59,365
She wants to talk to you. Bye.
720
00:29:59,431 --> 00:30:01,233
See you tonight.
721
00:30:04,103 --> 00:30:06,238
Hello?
Mom, hi. Listen.
722
00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:08,340
Rory kind of explained
What happened last night
723
00:30:08,407 --> 00:30:10,709
And how you were really
Great about it.
724
00:30:10,776 --> 00:30:13,980
I just wanted to thank you.
I don't know all the details,
725
00:30:14,046 --> 00:30:16,282
But I'm sure it all
Could've been way worse,
726
00:30:16,348 --> 00:30:20,719
And you keeping your cool like
That was really, really nice.
727
00:30:20,786 --> 00:30:22,388
Thanks.
728
00:30:22,454 --> 00:30:25,992
How can you let your daughter
Be with that abominable thug?
729
00:30:26,058 --> 00:30:28,227
First, he arrives late.
How disrespectful is that?
730
00:30:28,294 --> 00:30:30,596
Then he's rude to rory and me.
Mom.
731
00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:34,466
And that attitude --
I wanted to slap that
Monosyllabic mouth of his.
732
00:30:34,533 --> 00:30:36,768
And god forbid they're in
Another accident together
733
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,604
Or his heap of a car
Breaks down,
734
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:41,040
And lord jim has decided
Cellphones are beneath him,
735
00:30:41,107 --> 00:30:44,110
And they're stranded
In the middle of nowhere.
736
00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:46,478
He had a black eye.
He belongs in jail.
737
00:30:46,545 --> 00:30:49,181
* in a young man's mind
It's a simple world *
738
00:30:49,248 --> 00:30:52,084
* there's little room for music
And the rest is girls *
739
00:30:52,151 --> 00:30:54,286
* in a young man's mind -- *
740
00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:56,122
Yo, dude,
That's disrespectful.
741
00:30:56,188 --> 00:30:58,157
We're really early.
Let's get something to eat.
742
00:30:58,224 --> 00:31:00,426
What do we want?
I've only got 3 bucks.
743
00:31:00,492 --> 00:31:02,294
You've always only got
3 bucks.
744
00:31:02,361 --> 00:31:05,764
You use an atm that only gives
Out 3 bucks at a time?
745
00:31:05,831 --> 00:31:07,599
Let's just pick.
Well, I'm sick of burgers,
746
00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:09,835
So a place that
Has more than burgers --
747
00:31:09,902 --> 00:31:13,305
What do you want,
A $3 sushi place?
Doesn't have to be sushi.
748
00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:16,075
Shut up and be cool.
Don't say anything.
Why?
749
00:31:16,142 --> 00:31:17,944
Mrs. Kim, hello.
David.
750
00:31:18,010 --> 00:31:19,378
David?
751
00:31:19,445 --> 00:31:21,813
You're lane's mom?
How do you know lane?
752
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,383
She's a great --
Girl. We all think so.
753
00:31:24,450 --> 00:31:26,218
Who are you?
What is all this?
754
00:31:26,285 --> 00:31:28,120
David, who are all these
Unwashed boys?
755
00:31:28,187 --> 00:31:31,490
Well, see, zack and brian here
Play in a combo with me
756
00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:32,791
When I don't play solo.
757
00:31:32,858 --> 00:31:34,994
A combo?
A christian combo.
758
00:31:35,061 --> 00:31:37,629
Oh, good. With just guitar,
It can sound thin.
759
00:31:37,696 --> 00:31:39,531
Well, that's why we
Play music together.
760
00:31:39,598 --> 00:31:41,233
The light's turned.
We should probably --
761
00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:43,970
Wait. I want to warn you
About something.
Yes.
762
00:31:44,036 --> 00:31:46,105
Lane -- she has a crush on you.
She does?
763
00:31:46,172 --> 00:31:49,375
I thought you should know.
She's a good girl but
Flighty sometimes.
764
00:31:49,441 --> 00:31:51,810
Be careful around her.
I know you're a serious boy.
765
00:31:51,877 --> 00:31:56,182
I don't want you to be shocked.
Oh, no. Thank you.
I'll be very careful.
766
00:31:56,248 --> 00:32:00,852
Okay. Maybe I book your
Combo sometime.
Mix it up a little.
767
00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:02,854
It'll be our pleasure,
Right, guys?
768
00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:04,056
Yeah.
Sure.
769
00:32:04,123 --> 00:32:05,557
Don't speed.
770
00:32:09,061 --> 00:32:12,398
Okay, so, uh, where
Do we want to eat?
771
00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:26,212
Hey.
Hey, there.
You see those flyers?
772
00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:30,049
Apparently, I clicked my heels
For joy after one of her songs.
773
00:32:30,116 --> 00:32:31,483
I don't remember that.
Me neither.
774
00:32:31,550 --> 00:32:34,320
Can I talk to you for a sec?
Yeah. What's wrong?
775
00:32:34,386 --> 00:32:36,455
This friend thing
With us isn't gonna work
776
00:32:36,522 --> 00:32:38,324
If we're not honest
With each other.
777
00:32:38,390 --> 00:32:41,160
I agree.
Okay. Anything you
Wanna tell me?
778
00:32:41,227 --> 00:32:42,528
Corn's 2 for $1?
779
00:32:42,594 --> 00:32:44,563
Jess has a black eye.
Oh, yeah?
780
00:32:44,630 --> 00:32:48,034
Any idea where he got it?
That would be
An extremely long list.
781
00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:49,335
It wasn't you?
No.
782
00:32:49,401 --> 00:32:51,603
Swear?
I swear.
Did he say it was me?
783
00:32:51,670 --> 00:32:55,007
No, he's not saying anything.
He's less talkative than some.
784
00:32:55,074 --> 00:32:58,144
Yeah. Sorry. I have no idea.
785
00:32:58,210 --> 00:32:59,578
I really don't like
Talking about --
786
00:32:59,645 --> 00:33:02,414
I know. Sorry.
I should get back to work.
787
00:33:02,481 --> 00:33:04,216
Okay. Thanks.
788
00:33:04,283 --> 00:33:07,319
I'm sorry I couldn't
Solve the mystery.
Me too.
789
00:33:10,589 --> 00:33:11,790
Whoa.
What?
790
00:33:11,857 --> 00:33:14,626
You're petey the dog.
I don't wanna talk about this.
791
00:33:14,693 --> 00:33:17,896
Is that why you snuck in
Last night?
I didn't sneak in.
792
00:33:17,963 --> 00:33:19,731
Could we get back to work?
Fine.
793
00:33:19,798 --> 00:33:21,400
Start clearing
Some stuff.
794
00:33:23,435 --> 00:33:25,604
When did you get into
A fight with dean?
795
00:33:25,671 --> 00:33:27,906
It wasn't a fight with dean!
I just asked.
796
00:33:27,973 --> 00:33:30,342
What's with everybody making
Assumptions? I'm sick of it.
797
00:33:30,409 --> 00:33:32,010
So it wasn't dean.
No.
798
00:33:32,078 --> 00:33:33,479
So it happened yesterday?
Yes.
799
00:33:33,545 --> 00:33:35,847
You went to rory's
Grandmother's. She punch you?
800
00:33:35,914 --> 00:33:37,116
Stop.
Where'd you get it?
801
00:33:37,183 --> 00:33:38,417
Santa claus.
802
00:33:38,484 --> 00:33:40,719
So you're not
Gonna tell me?
That's right.
803
00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:44,190
Hello?
804
00:33:44,256 --> 00:33:46,225
Hey, rory.
Hang on a sec. It's rory.
805
00:33:46,292 --> 00:33:47,593
I'm not here.
What?
806
00:33:47,659 --> 00:33:49,428
Get a clue,
I don't wanna talk.
807
00:33:49,495 --> 00:33:52,364
You don't wanna
Talk to rory?
808
00:33:52,431 --> 00:33:55,501
Hey, rory?
He just went someplace.
809
00:33:55,567 --> 00:33:57,336
Yeah, I'll tell him.
Bye.
810
00:33:59,238 --> 00:34:00,806
Come on.
Hey.
811
00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:05,077
What is this?
You're my responsibility.
812
00:34:05,144 --> 00:34:06,512
You're exhibiting signs
Of violent behavior,
813
00:34:06,578 --> 00:34:08,547
I don't care if you
Don't wanna talk.
814
00:34:08,614 --> 00:34:11,350
Now, tell me where did you
Get the black eye?
815
00:34:11,417 --> 00:34:14,453
You wouldn't believe it anyway.
Try me, tough guy.
816
00:34:16,222 --> 00:34:18,390
A swan.
Excuse me?
817
00:34:18,457 --> 00:34:21,793
I was attacked by
A swan, okay?
818
00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:24,663
You happy?
A stupid swan.
819
00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:27,299
[ clears throat ]
Now, how 'bout the real story?
820
00:34:27,366 --> 00:34:29,067
That is the real story.
821
00:34:29,135 --> 00:34:30,636
It hangs out
By larson's dock.
822
00:34:30,702 --> 00:34:33,705
I was just walking by, and
The thing came out of nowhere
823
00:34:33,772 --> 00:34:36,742
And bam! Beaked me right
In the eye.
It beaked you?
824
00:34:36,808 --> 00:34:38,277
You still don't believe me.
825
00:34:38,344 --> 00:34:41,347
I just never heard anyone use
The word "Beaked" as a verb.
826
00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:44,183
No. This isn't funny.
827
00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:47,018
That stupid bird
Attacked me.
828
00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:48,320
He could have blinded me.
829
00:34:48,387 --> 00:34:50,522
It's a vicious,
Vicious bird --
830
00:34:51,523 --> 00:34:53,792
Fine.
Forget it.
831
00:34:56,128 --> 00:34:58,297
[ dishes clattering ]
832
00:34:58,364 --> 00:35:00,732
What are you doing?
Where are you going?
833
00:35:00,799 --> 00:35:02,968
I'm gonna do a little
Beaking of my own.
834
00:35:03,034 --> 00:35:06,138
Jess, not the ladle.
That's a brand-new ladle.
835
00:35:06,205 --> 00:35:07,739
Take the baster.
836
00:35:10,209 --> 00:35:11,477
I don't see a swan.
837
00:35:11,543 --> 00:35:14,112
Put your oars down.
They don't like oars?
838
00:35:14,180 --> 00:35:16,482
Just lay low.
It'll come.
839
00:35:16,548 --> 00:35:18,150
Does it act all peaceful
And bambi-like
840
00:35:18,217 --> 00:35:20,952
And then suddenly attack like
The rabbit in "Monty python"?
841
00:35:21,019 --> 00:35:23,722
Your voice is probably
Scaring it away.
Okay.
842
00:35:25,191 --> 00:35:27,559
How'd you explain the black
Eye to the gilmores?
843
00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:30,229
I didn't. That night sucked.
I'm happy it's behind me.
844
00:35:30,296 --> 00:35:32,831
Behind you? You ain't got
Nothing behind you.
845
00:35:32,898 --> 00:35:35,867
What do you mean?
You got plenty more
Events like that.
846
00:35:35,934 --> 00:35:38,470
No way.
When you date
A girl like rory,
847
00:35:38,537 --> 00:35:40,105
You're involved with
Her whole family.
848
00:35:40,172 --> 00:35:41,540
Like that last
Girl you dated --
849
00:35:41,607 --> 00:35:43,575
You were involved with
Her whole petri dish.
850
00:35:43,642 --> 00:35:46,445
She was easy to
Figure out.
You were bored from day one.
851
00:35:46,512 --> 00:35:50,516
I'm dating rory, not her family.
These people come in
A package with this girl.
852
00:35:50,582 --> 00:35:52,150
The mother comes
With this girl.
853
00:35:52,218 --> 00:35:54,186
The grandmother comes
With this girl.
854
00:35:54,253 --> 00:35:57,456
And apparently, a bunch of
Others. Everybody she's
Ever met, including dean.
855
00:35:57,523 --> 00:35:59,958
She picked you.
God knows why.
856
00:36:00,025 --> 00:36:02,060
She knows.
That's all that matters.
857
00:36:02,127 --> 00:36:04,363
Jess, being jealous
Of dean --
858
00:36:04,430 --> 00:36:05,997
I'm not jealous of dean.
859
00:36:06,064 --> 00:36:08,200
Being jealous of dean
Is pointless.
860
00:36:08,267 --> 00:36:10,202
You're just gonna drive
Rory away.
861
00:36:10,269 --> 00:36:12,304
You wanna have
A relationship with someone?
862
00:36:12,371 --> 00:36:15,040
Learn to open up your mouth
And say something.
863
00:36:15,106 --> 00:36:16,642
Give it a rest, dr. Phil.
864
00:36:16,708 --> 00:36:19,878
You can't shut down.
You can't avoid her calls.
865
00:36:19,945 --> 00:36:21,146
Didn't want to talk.
866
00:36:21,213 --> 00:36:22,981
When would you wanna talk?
I don't know.
867
00:36:23,048 --> 00:36:25,951
What are you gonna do --
Never take her calls again?
868
00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:28,587
She'll find me eventually.
If she keeps looking
For you.
869
00:36:28,654 --> 00:36:31,857
I won't be
A wuss like dean.
He had her for two years.
870
00:36:31,923 --> 00:36:34,693
You have a little fight after
Two months, and it's over?
871
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:37,095
I don't care.
You don't care.
That's obvious.
872
00:36:37,162 --> 00:36:38,230
Shh! Shh! Shh!
873
00:36:38,297 --> 00:36:39,498
Is that the one?
874
00:36:39,565 --> 00:36:41,166
That's it. Watch him.
875
00:36:41,233 --> 00:36:43,769
I'm watching it.
It's pretty.
876
00:36:43,835 --> 00:36:45,404
Shh!
877
00:36:45,471 --> 00:36:46,905
Is it gonna double back?
Maybe.
878
00:36:46,972 --> 00:36:48,707
So it's lulling us
Into complacency.
879
00:36:48,774 --> 00:36:51,209
He's vicious, I'm telling you.
Its butt's terrifying.
880
00:36:51,277 --> 00:36:52,744
It's outnumbered.
That's the problem.
881
00:36:52,811 --> 00:36:55,814
It knows there's
Two of us.
You want me to get underwater,
882
00:36:55,881 --> 00:36:58,750
Swim along with the boat,
Breathe through a straw?
Forget it.
883
00:36:58,817 --> 00:37:00,819
Maybe he's gonna get another
Swan, come back,
884
00:37:00,886 --> 00:37:03,689
And make a fight of it, huh?
Forget it.
885
00:37:06,325 --> 00:37:08,059
He's not even calling
You back?
886
00:37:08,126 --> 00:37:09,695
No, I'm not sure
What to do.
887
00:37:09,761 --> 00:37:11,863
Dave and I have
Never had a fight
888
00:37:11,930 --> 00:37:13,699
Because we haven't really
Truly begun dating,
889
00:37:13,765 --> 00:37:15,534
So I have no perspective
On this.
890
00:37:15,601 --> 00:37:18,169
You better hurry up and
Start having bad boy troubles
891
00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:19,805
So I can get
Some feedback.
892
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:22,408
Hey, there.
Hi guys.
893
00:37:22,474 --> 00:37:23,875
How's it going?
894
00:37:23,942 --> 00:37:25,544
It's going a little weird.
895
00:37:25,611 --> 00:37:28,179
Why?
We need to get something
Out in the open.
896
00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:30,115
Definitely.
We ran into your mom.
897
00:37:30,181 --> 00:37:31,883
My mom?
Oh, boy.
898
00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:35,153
We know there's a situation here
That you guys have been hiding.
899
00:37:35,220 --> 00:37:37,055
We should get it out in
The open.
900
00:37:37,122 --> 00:37:39,491
We didn't mean anything
By hiding it, guys.
901
00:37:39,558 --> 00:37:42,828
What pisses us off is that
You felt you had to hide it.
902
00:37:42,894 --> 00:37:46,332
Really?
Yeah.
Dave, you're a christian.
903
00:37:46,398 --> 00:37:49,100
So what? That's cool.
It's nothing to hide.
904
00:37:49,167 --> 00:37:51,069
Christians can still rock.
905
00:37:51,136 --> 00:37:52,771
They can?
906
00:37:52,838 --> 00:37:55,841
Yeah, yeah, dave. Christians
Can still rock. Don't hide it.
907
00:37:55,907 --> 00:37:58,276
Marshall stacks don't know
Christians from atheists.
908
00:37:58,344 --> 00:38:02,848
Gosh, I just wasn't sure if you
Guys would be accepting
Of my devoutness.
909
00:38:02,914 --> 00:38:05,984
It's a part of you. We
Think you're cool, so it's cool.
910
00:38:06,051 --> 00:38:09,054
Great. Thanks, guys.
But no way are we playing creed.
911
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:12,324
Of course not.
Or amy grant. That's
Where we draw the line.
912
00:38:12,391 --> 00:38:13,692
This is very accepting, guys.
913
00:38:13,759 --> 00:38:16,328
We'd be into playing for your
Mom if it pays.
914
00:38:16,395 --> 00:38:18,163
Mrs. Kim pays.
She's very good about that.
915
00:38:18,229 --> 00:38:21,433
That's my mom.
I'm glad this worked out.
Yeah, me too.
916
00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:28,474
Hey.
Oh, my little daughter.
917
00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:32,644
I'm happy to see you.
Thanks for bringing her
Back in one piece.
918
00:38:32,711 --> 00:38:34,346
No problem.
I'm very weak.
919
00:38:34,413 --> 00:38:37,616
She hasn't eaten in a while.
Didn't you keep
A feeding schedule?
920
00:38:37,683 --> 00:38:39,918
I'm drifting.
She wanted
To have dinner with you.
921
00:38:39,985 --> 00:38:41,820
That's sweet.
Must have food now.
922
00:38:41,887 --> 00:38:43,655
I'll take it from here.
Thanks.
923
00:38:43,722 --> 00:38:46,492
Bye.
You're not food.
924
00:38:46,558 --> 00:38:49,227
Revive her.
I will. I'm gonna run
And get takeout.
925
00:38:49,294 --> 00:38:50,529
Make like the wind.
926
00:38:50,596 --> 00:38:53,098
Can you make it to the door?
I'll struggle.
927
00:38:57,969 --> 00:38:59,438
Rory?
Oh, hey.
928
00:38:59,505 --> 00:39:02,674
Hey. Your mom home?
I'm bringing supplies.
929
00:39:02,741 --> 00:39:04,510
You should've brought a mule.
What?
930
00:39:04,576 --> 00:39:06,912
A pack mule to carry it.
Oh, yeah.
931
00:39:06,978 --> 00:39:09,581
Sorry I missed your calls.
You were always out.
932
00:39:09,648 --> 00:39:12,384
Yeah, I was getting ready to
Call you just now,
933
00:39:12,451 --> 00:39:14,119
But you would have been out.
934
00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:15,521
Ironic.
Yeah.
935
00:39:15,587 --> 00:39:17,989
So, I know there was
No fight with dean.
936
00:39:18,056 --> 00:39:20,726
Really? How?
937
00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:24,195
You asked dean.
It was the only thing
I could think to do.
938
00:39:24,262 --> 00:39:25,964
Go to the source.
Yeah.
939
00:39:26,031 --> 00:39:29,034
I'm sorry I doubted you.
It's okay. I would've
Doubted me, too.
940
00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:31,570
I need to trust you
Like I trusted...
Him.
941
00:39:31,637 --> 00:39:33,639
Yeah.
This black eye screwed
Everything up.
942
00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:35,674
Yeah.
Next time I go to your
Grandmother's,
943
00:39:35,741 --> 00:39:38,076
I'll try not to have one.
Next time?
944
00:39:38,143 --> 00:39:39,711
Next time.
945
00:39:43,014 --> 00:39:43,915
So what happened?
946
00:39:43,982 --> 00:39:46,718
I don't --
Come on. It wasn't dean.
947
00:39:46,785 --> 00:39:49,087
Will that make you happy?
Yes, very.
948
00:39:49,154 --> 00:39:52,223
I'll tell you the truth.
Since we're both
Telling the truth tonight.
949
00:39:52,290 --> 00:39:54,593
That's what good
Relationships are about, right?
950
00:39:54,660 --> 00:39:57,996
Right.
You've got to promise
Not to mock me ever.
951
00:39:58,063 --> 00:40:00,365
And please don't tell
Anyone else.
952
00:40:00,432 --> 00:40:01,933
I promise.
953
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,135
[ exhales deeply ]
954
00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:09,675
I was throwing a football with
A buddy and got hit in the eye.
955
00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:11,677
You poor thing.
Yeah.
956
00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:13,011
But that's not
Embarrassing.
957
00:40:13,078 --> 00:40:15,814
Yeah, now that you
Mention it, it's not.
958
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,028
I have to go.
Don't go.
959
00:40:30,095 --> 00:40:32,598
I don't want to.
Then don't.
Let's go somewhere.
960
00:40:32,664 --> 00:40:34,533
I've got takeout.
I'll reimburse you.
961
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,134
My mom's waiting.
962
00:40:42,808 --> 00:40:44,342
Keep thinking what
You're thinking.
963
00:40:44,409 --> 00:40:46,745
I don't have a choice.
964
00:40:55,420 --> 00:40:57,523
Mom?
965
00:40:57,589 --> 00:40:59,357
[ southern accent ]
Is that you, rhett?
966
00:40:59,424 --> 00:41:00,826
I bring food.
967
00:41:00,892 --> 00:41:03,128
[ normal voice ]
Oh, thank god!
968
00:41:03,194 --> 00:41:05,163
One of everything at al's.
969
00:41:05,230 --> 00:41:07,633
Bless you and your gluttony.
970
00:41:08,333 --> 00:41:09,300
Aren't you hungry?
971
00:41:09,367 --> 00:41:10,836
Yeah.
972
00:41:11,603 --> 00:41:14,072
Well, come on.
Dig in.
973
00:41:16,575 --> 00:41:18,343
What's wrong?
974
00:41:18,409 --> 00:41:20,078
Nothing.
975
00:41:20,145 --> 00:41:22,581
Um...Listen.
976
00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:26,084
I'm listening.
977
00:41:26,151 --> 00:41:30,021
When I said before that I was
Too busy to think about it,
978
00:41:30,088 --> 00:41:33,692
I realized now that I'm not too
Busy to think about it.
979
00:41:33,759 --> 00:41:35,894
Think about it?
About it.
980
00:41:37,295 --> 00:41:38,930
Oh. It.
Yeah.
981
00:41:40,398 --> 00:41:41,900
It.
982
00:41:41,967 --> 00:41:43,602
Ah, it.
983
00:41:43,669 --> 00:41:46,938
Nothing's happened yet,
But it might...
984
00:41:48,006 --> 00:41:49,007
Maybe.
985
00:41:49,074 --> 00:41:50,408
Maybe?
986
00:41:50,475 --> 00:41:52,010
Maybe.
987
00:41:52,077 --> 00:41:53,511
With jess.
988
00:41:53,579 --> 00:41:57,148
With jess.
You still want me to tell you
Everything, right?
989
00:41:57,215 --> 00:41:59,317
Yeah. Uh, no.
Well --
990
00:41:59,384 --> 00:42:00,586
Which is it?
991
00:42:00,652 --> 00:42:01,787
We're doing this now.
992
00:42:01,853 --> 00:42:03,989
Yes. Which is it?
993
00:42:04,055 --> 00:42:04,923
I don't know.
994
00:42:04,990 --> 00:42:07,659
You'll let me know?
Yeah.
995
00:42:07,726 --> 00:42:09,561
Was that yeah,
You'll let me know,
996
00:42:09,628 --> 00:42:11,897
Or yeah, that's your answer,
You wanna know?
997
00:42:11,963 --> 00:42:14,966
I guess I wanna know. Yes.
Okay.
998
00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:16,668
And now. Sure.
999
00:42:16,735 --> 00:42:18,503
Well, nothing's happened.
1000
00:42:18,570 --> 00:42:19,537
I heard.
1001
00:42:19,605 --> 00:42:21,372
But it might.
1002
00:42:21,439 --> 00:42:23,775
Okay.
1003
00:42:23,842 --> 00:42:25,811
Could you tell me
Before it does?
1004
00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:27,212
Right before or --
1005
00:42:27,278 --> 00:42:29,514
No, just -- just before.
1006
00:42:29,581 --> 00:42:30,982
Okay.
1007
00:42:31,049 --> 00:42:33,551
Okay. Good.
1008
00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:35,587
Is that it?
1009
00:42:35,654 --> 00:42:37,923
For tonight, yeah.
1010
00:42:37,989 --> 00:42:39,725
Good.
1011
00:42:39,791 --> 00:42:41,593
This -- this is good.
1012
00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:43,829
Yeah, it is good.
1013
00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:46,031
Okay, well, let's eat.
1014
00:42:46,097 --> 00:42:48,199
Good.
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