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This is sublime.
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It was the golden age of
Television.
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The music, the costumes,
The sets.
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All cylinders were firing on
This one, boy!
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Who knew they all
Had such musical talent.
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And such far-out booty-shaking
Abilities as well.
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Mail, ladies.
Thanks, eddie.
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This was listed as
The worst 50 shows of all time
In "Tv guide".
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I know!
Who are they to judge?
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I know. It's on our
Top-50 best.
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Yeah, right after "Holmes and
Yo-yo" and "Hee haw honeys."
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Rory, get back!
They're in clown suits
And headed for the pool!
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Oh, my god!
Honey, come here.
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It's here!
What's here?
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My application to harvard.
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Oh, my god!
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Oh, it's beautiful.
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Impressive letter "H", huh?
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Oh, yeah,
It's so "H-h-h."
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Very.
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Can I hold it?
Be careful.
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Oh, it's heavy --
Heavy with importance.
I feel dizzy.
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You sure it's not robert reed
In tight clown pants?
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Let the record show
That when my application
To harvard arrived,
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We were watching "The brady
Bunch variety hour."
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I hope you don't
Loose points?
I hope not.
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I wish it came when I was
Reading "Dead souls."
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We'll tell people
That's what you were doing,
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And that I was studying
A really big globe.
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You can keep a secret?
There's always a first.
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"Dead souls"
And a really big globe.
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Deal!
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Oh, kayaks!
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* if you're out
On the road *
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* feelin' lonely
And so cold *
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* all you have to do
Is call my name *
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* and I'll be there
On the next train *
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* where you lead,
I will follow *
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* anywhere that you tell me to *
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* if you need *
* if you need *
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* you need me to be with you *
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* I will follow *
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* oh, oh, oh *
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* where you lead,
I will follow *
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* any, anywhere
That you tell me to *
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* if you need *
* if you need *
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* you need me to be with you *
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* I will follow where you lead *
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Come on,
I wanna get started.
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Hold your horses,
Little miss horsey holder.
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They'll expect
A higher level of wit
At harvard.
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Oh, watch that drink!
[ pop-top snaps ]
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I'm nowhere near it.
Well, keep it that way.
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This is an
Uncontaminated area --
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I even cleaned the table
Using something other than
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My sweater sleeve
And spit.
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Lovely image.
I'll be careful.
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Here we go.
First question --
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[ gasps ] Oh, my god!
What?
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What were you doing when
You received this application?
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Counts for 50%
Of your eligibility.
Stop.
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I need help.
With what?
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She's writing her
"Drummer seeks rock band" ad.
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It's not reading right.
Could you guys look it over?
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Let's see. "Drummer
With strong beat seeks band
Into the accelerators,
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"The adolescents, the adverts,
Agent orange,
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The angelic upstarts,
The agnostic front, ash --"
You went alphabetically.
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It seemed tidy.
And a little ocd.
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And long.
I can make cuts.
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-- it's three pages
Single-spaced. Make cuts.
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This is the cut-down version --
From the letter "A"
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I excluded ac/dc,
The animals, and a-ha.
Footnote is guilty pleasure.
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If we can't get through it,
No one can.
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Okay, I'll try to make
Cuts, but no guarantees.
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Okay, "Personal information --
State your full name --"
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Better not get
That one wrong!
I'll try!
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"And nickname, if any."
That would be "Rory."
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Or "Droopy drawers" --
That was never my nickname.
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Wrong, I called
You that as a baby.
What?
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That's right.
You had these little
Oshkosh cords.
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They were too big.
And once at the mall
They fell down.
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And I said,
"Whoa, there, droopy drawers."
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I'm just afraid that if we don't
Answer everything accurately,
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The harvard police will
Hit you with an atlas
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And say something mean
In latin.
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How would they know
You call me droopy drawers?
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We could be at a harvard event,
And I'd accidentally say,
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"Pass me a lobster puff, droopy
Drawers." and they'd hear me,
And that'll be that.
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How about not drink
At these harvard events?
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Okay, "Parental information --
Mother."
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Breathtaking.
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I think they just
Want your name.
"Father."
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Ostracized.
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"Personal statement."
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Oh, the essay,
The big kahuna.
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"Evaluate a significant
Experience that's had an impact
On you --"
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How about when your
Drawers drooped down?
Enough of the drawers.
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"Or write about a person
Who's had a significant
Influence on you."
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You?
Or one of your
Authors -- faulkner...
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Or sylvia plath?
Might send
The wrong message.
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The "Sticking her head
In the oven" thing?
Yeah.
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Although she made her
Kids a snack first.
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Shows a certain maternal
Instinct.
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Okay, I just crunched the
Numbers and at 2,000 words
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And 25 cents a word, the stupid
Ad's gonna cost $500!
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That's 5 months of
Minwax-ing end tables
At the store. I give up.
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Don't give up. Just cut down
Your influences to
The important ones,
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Like with david bowie --
Gotta have bowie.
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Must you list every album he
Recorded and your personal
Rating between one and ten?
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Maybe not.
What's with jackson browne
Making the list?
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Cool people know he's more than
A mellow, hippie-dippie folkie,
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That he actually wrote
Some of nico's best songs
And was her lover
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Before boring us with
"Doctor my eyes."
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That will separate the posers
From the non-posers.
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Wax on, wax off.
I hate this!
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Okay, what activities
Interest you?
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All except for the sports.
I thought you were
The lacrosse kid.
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Mom, just a modicum of
Seriousness as we do this
Would be appreciated.
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Mm. So, circle all of them
Except sports.
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Oh, they want a picture.
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How about the one with us
Sticking our heads through
The holes of johnny bravo?
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There's the seriousness
I crave.
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I have to crank
The ramones if I have
To make deep cuts!
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We'll move outside.
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The outside's contaminated!
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Hm?
Oh.
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Thank you.
Do they let kids drink
Coffee before school?
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Why? Do you think it might lead
To harder stuff --
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Lattes, cappuccinos?
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Forget I asked.
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So, what are you doing
Saturday?
Just my usual chores.
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Your usual chores,
John-boy?
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What else do you
Call "House jobs"?
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I call them "The stuff you avoid
Until the environmental
Protection agency steps in."
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Why do you ask?
I thought we'd
See a movie.
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You're not free because you'll
Be working on your application.
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No, I'm not.
Really?
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It's not due for weeks,
And I have the topic picked out.
Which is?
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Hillary clinton.
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Sounds perfect.
I know.
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She's so smart and tough,
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Nobody thought she'd win
New york, but she did,
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And she's doing amazing.
Have you heard her speak?
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Only when you played me
The thousands of hours
Of c-span footage you taped.
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She's a great speaker --
Strong and persuasive,
With a wonderful presence
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And her suits
Are getting better.
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I'd include that in the essay.
Anyhow,
Now that I have hillary,
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I just need a date
For saturday. Suggestions?
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You're on.
Great.
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Oh, there's my bus. Sip.
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Kiss.
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And bye.
Bye.
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Fast runner.
It's the coffee.
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Not your face?
Excuse me?
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Sorry, just missed my youth
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For a second. I'm back. Coffee?
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[instrumental music]
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Everyone always says that.
This is my speaking voice.
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This is its natural volume.
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Fine! Fine!
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Short-sighted morons!
What now, paris?
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With great difficulty we set up
This seminar. I say we, but I
Did most of the work.
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Mr. Hunter won't let me
Do it my way.
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The panelists are there.
We sit and ask questions.
What's the problem?
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It's boring and predictable.
I wanted charlie rose.
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To ask the questions?
His style --
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I wanted a round
Table with black backdrops.
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The audience won't
Be able to see.
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The losers in the a-v club
Can project it
On a giant video screen.
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And all mr. Hunter said was,
Paris "This isn't the beatles
At shea stadium."
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Nice anachronism, huh? Like
They had video screens in '65.
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His references are as topical
As his suits.
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Everyone, can I have your
Attention, please, we can
Get the seminar started.
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I'd like to bring up
The organizers.
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Paris gellar
And rory gilmore.
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Thank you, mr. Hunter.
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Everybody, this is a seminar
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Called "The business
Of getting in."
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Its goal is to help guide us
Through the tortuous process
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Of applying to and getting into
The right college.
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My panelists are jim romaine,
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Admissions officer
At princeton university,
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And ivy league college
Consultant rose samuels.
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Welcome, panel.
Yes, welcome.
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Now, panel, you're addressing
A group of kids
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Just beginning the stressful
Process of applying to college.
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Question -- what is the biggest
Mistake a person can make
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On his or her application?
Mr. Romaine?
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Well, forgetting to send it in
Would be the worst mistake.
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But perfunctory answers
Would be high on my list.
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Explain.
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I'm talking about
Run-of-the-mill responses,
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A lack of originality,
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Particularly in the essay
Category.
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If I read one more
Over-adulating piece of prose
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About hillary clinton
And her profound influence,
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My head will explode.
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I hear that. Sometimes a mistake
Like that comes from writing
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What one thinks an admission
Officer wants to read,
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Big mistake.
And sometimes
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It's lack
Of original thought.
Just as big a mistake.
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Personal anecdote.
When I was 12 and I was writing
The first of my trial essays
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In practice for
The day I really would.
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I chose hillary clinton.
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Then I realized,
Every bint in a skirt
Would be writing about hillary,
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It's good
To clear the pipes.
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Now, what are some other
Mistakes?
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Well, small thing, but if your
Printing is bad, that
Says something we don't like.
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If your extracurriculars
And volunteer activities
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Are too "By the book," that
Says something we don't like.
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Yes, those activities should
Have a personality behind them,
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A focus, a direction.
I've seen applications
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Where the student has circled
Every activity listed.
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Again, you're trying
Too hard there.
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One can't be interested
In everything.
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They're the ones who've had
College paraphernalia
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On their walls
Their whole lives.
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Too hungry.
It's a little immature.
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Interesting. Interesting.
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Rory, do you want to ask
A question?
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No.
What?
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No. Thank you.
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Okay.
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So, how early should a student
Get an application in?
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By the due date.
Earlier makes no difference.
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It's a myth that there's
A benefit to be derived
From early admission.
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I do think it's important to
Talk about the interview process
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I believe is an opportunity
To weed out
The hyper-intense candidate.
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She's meeting you here?
She had a thing after
School, rumble or something.
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She'd be over after.
A rumble?
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A bunch of kids
In an alley,
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They pirouette, they pull
Knives -- it's a whole to-do.
233
00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:20,888
So, she's meeting you here.
Yes, she's meeting us here.
234
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,791
Where's dad?
The magazines!
235
00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:26,727
That was...Weird
And unresponsive.
236
00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:29,562
These are college issues
Of various magazines.
237
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,398
I've been collecting them
For months now.
238
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,633
Rory's probably seen
All those, but thanks anyway.
239
00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:35,135
Have you read these?
No.
240
00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:38,471
Well, you should. I've unearthed
Some shocking statistics.
241
00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:42,642
I mean, do you have any idea
How hot the competition is
To get into harvard?
242
00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:46,313
Well, yeah, it's very hot.
It's one of the top
Schools in the country.
243
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:49,883
In the world! People from china,
Russia, india --
244
00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:52,019
Children from every country
Apply to harvard.
245
00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:53,754
There's more competition
Than ever before.
246
00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:55,723
Really?
Mom, I know all this.
247
00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:58,358
With the dot-com bust and
The job market dwindling,
248
00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:01,194
And the stock market going up
And down like a yo-yo,
249
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,296
Everyone knows the best chance
For success
250
00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:05,565
And financial security
Is not just attending college,
251
00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:07,267
But to go to a top college.
252
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,102
Thank you. Got it.
Appreciate the info.
253
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,939
Every child that applies has the
Same high grade-point average.
254
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:15,809
They've taken the same a.P.
Classes and they're all
On the student council.
255
00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:17,110
They're not all
That identical.
256
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,946
One college admissions
Officer said
257
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,014
That he sometimes puts a random
Stack of applications
258
00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:25,685
In the "Yes" pile and the rest
In the "No" pile because it
Doesn't make any difference.
259
00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:27,320
He doesn't even glance at them.
260
00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:28,989
That does not sound real.
261
00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:32,893
Now, it's the in thing
For young hollywood celebrities
To go to universities.
262
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,928
What do they call themselves --
"The brat pack"?
263
00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:36,496
Oh, about a hundred years ago.
264
00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:39,466
They get into wherever they want
Based on name recognition.
265
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,135
I was watching tv, and that
Insipid kate hudson
266
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,971
Was talking about going
To a university.
267
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:47,440
If she decides to go to harvard,
She'll get right in over rory,
268
00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:48,942
Who we know is more qualified.
269
00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:51,812
How about a drink?
You want to drink? 'cause I do.
270
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:53,847
Lorelai, hold on! What
Are we going to do?
271
00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:57,350
Mom, there is no "We,".
It's me -- me and rory --
That's the "We."
272
00:11:57,417 --> 00:12:00,353
I appreciate your concern and
Your prodigious research,
273
00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:03,723
But it's all gonna be fine.
Rory's special.
274
00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:05,292
You and I know that,
275
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:08,295
But those idiots at harvard
May not necessarily know that.
276
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:09,362
Rory: hello?
277
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:10,964
We're in her and hurry.
278
00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:12,933
Hi, grandma.
Hello, rory.
You look flushed.
279
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:18,005
I ran from the bus stop.
Mom, hey, I've been trying to
Call you. Can I talk to you?
280
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,941
Is something wrong?
No, I just need to talk to mom.
281
00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:23,643
We'll be quick.
We'll be back.
282
00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:25,678
I'm not getting
Into harvard.
What? Who says?
283
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,381
Well, I'm completely unprepared,
And I have no original thoughts.
284
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:31,418
No. It's not your fault.
It's those jerks at harvard.
285
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:32,853
I hate them.
What?
286
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,687
Apparently it doesn't
Matter how qualified you are.
287
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,657
Those lazy-ass admissions
Officers just take applications
288
00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:40,928
Sticking it in "Yes"
And "No" piles without even
Glancing at them!
289
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:43,230
It won't matter because
My hillary clinton essay
290
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,198
Will be like every other
Girl's essay
291
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,935
Because apparently that's all
We can think of.
292
00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:51,004
Does everyone have the same
G.P.A? How is that possible?
293
00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:52,973
Because we all take
The same classes
294
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,408
And we all give the same
Perfunctory run-of-the-mill
Responses.
295
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:58,245
I'm interested in too many
Things. I have to limit them.
296
00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,280
I'm gonna circle "Travel"
On my application.
297
00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:03,550
That is what
I'm interested in. Ciao.
No, don't do that, no.
298
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,718
Because those people coming
From china and india --
299
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,421
God knows where else.
They're all nuts for traveling.
300
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:09,589
That's why they're here.
301
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:11,658
And jobs are dropping
And dot-com bombing.
302
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:14,294
Something's acting like
A yo-yo, but it's not good --
303
00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:17,464
And over my dead body is
Kate hudson getting your spot.
304
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,699
Mom, you're freaking out!
Yes! I'm freaking out.
305
00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:21,001
You can't,
I'm freaking out.
306
00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:23,736
[cellphone rings]
Hello?
307
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:27,407
What did romaine mean
When he was going on about
Weeding out the hyper-intense?
308
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,442
He stopped short
Of calling me by name.
309
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:32,079
Not now, paris.
I tried throwing
The questioning to you
310
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:35,148
Because I was about to heave
So, I came home to heave.
311
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:36,749
We'll talk
Tomorrow, paris.
Wait!
312
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,418
Okay, we gotta
Calm down here.
313
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,787
So, set an example.
Hey, I'm human too.
314
00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,155
My forehead is
Burning up.
315
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:43,891
My heart is beating so fast.
316
00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:45,893
Okay, let's take a breath.
317
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:46,894
Okay. [ inhales ]
318
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,295
[ exhales ]
319
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,497
This freaking out
Is not good.
It sucks.
320
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:53,066
We can do this.
If others can, we can!
321
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:55,202
I'm not so sure anymore.
That is unacceptable.
322
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,304
I won't accept it.
Then we won't!
323
00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,139
What do we do?
I don't know!
324
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:00,974
We definitely need
Some sort of perspective.
325
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:03,043
I think we need therapy.
And booze...
326
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:05,278
For those of us over 21.
327
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,448
Okay, are we calming?
Are we less freaked?
328
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:09,382
I'm totally freaked out.
329
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,218
We'll, hide it!
I can't hide it!
330
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,086
Then prepare yourself
For magazine recitations
331
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:15,722
By emily dj-do
Meister gilmore.
332
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,390
I'll hide it.
333
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:23,931
[phone ringing]
334
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,435
Hello?
335
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:31,504
No. Lane should be here any
Minute. Is this about the ad?
336
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:35,042
Well, give me your number
And she'll call you back.
337
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,443
Okay, then, what's the number
338
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:39,112
Of the dude
Whose couch you're sleeping on?
339
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,081
Oh, dude doesn't have a phone?
340
00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:43,350
Well, try back later, dude.
Thanks.
341
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,585
Rory, are you up?
If not, get up!
342
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:48,255
And where's lane? She's supposed
To be fielding these.
343
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:51,658
Hello? No, she's not.
May I take a message?
344
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,560
Wait a minute.
She's here.
345
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:54,995
Sorry.
346
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:56,663
This is lane.
347
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:57,998
Hey!
Hey.
348
00:14:58,065 --> 00:14:59,166
Oh, what's up?
349
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,833
I didn't sleep so well.
350
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,002
Poor thing.
351
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,670
I'm fine.
I'm just a little bummed.
352
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,839
No. Wait, progressive rock is a
Really passe style now,
353
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:10,110
But I listed it as an influence
Because it was a progenitor
354
00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:11,578
Of great things that came
Afterwards.
355
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,813
I contend that you could
Draw a straight line
356
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:19,052
From yes to jethro tull to the
Jam to nirvana. Bing bang boom.
357
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,988
"Who are the jam?"
358
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:23,356
That's disturbing.
359
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,392
Hey, maybe instead of
Going to college,
360
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,627
You should drop out,
And I'll quit my job,
361
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:31,098
We could form
A girl band with lane --
You know, like bananarama?
362
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,333
We could call it...
Tangerinarama
363
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:37,504
Or banana-fana-fo-fana-rama
Or something.
364
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,739
I'm just kidding.
You gotta go to college.
365
00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:41,741
I'm up for anything
At this point.
366
00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:43,376
I gotta go.
I'll see you later.
367
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,345
Feel better, okay?
I will.
368
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:48,148
You are not telling me that you
Did not know
369
00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:51,018
That kim deal was in the pixies
Before the breeders!
370
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:53,386
I refuse to accept that.
371
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:56,156
These kids have no sense
Of history!
372
00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,692
Hey, tom, what's up?
Nothing much.
373
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:02,129
Get me a ham on
Rye, mustard, no mayo.
374
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:04,097
You got it.
Hi.
375
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:05,332
You got money?
Yes, sir.
376
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,167
What can I get you?
Let's see.
377
00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:08,335
A cold egg cream?
378
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,170
A what cream?
An egg cream.
379
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:11,604
What is that?
A cold one.
380
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,806
It's milk and soda water
With flavoring.
381
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,242
You're asking me?
Nice and cold.
382
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,277
I heard.
We'd get 'em
At coney island.
383
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:19,012
Go to coney island.
384
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:20,313
Sir, can I get something?
385
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,149
You got money?
What do you want?
386
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:23,983
A black cow.
Oh, now. Come on!
387
00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:25,685
It's root beer
And ice cream.
388
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,320
Is that it?
I can do that.
389
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:30,057
As long as the ice cream's made
The old-fashioned way.
390
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:31,424
Now, wait a second --
391
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,260
Can you whip me up
Something fast?
392
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,162
What, kirk?
A chocolate phosphate.
393
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,464
What is this?!
Why do you want a phosphate?
394
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,632
Because nothing says refreshment
Like a phosphate.
395
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:42,302
Is taylor behind this?
I'm not at liberty to say.
396
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:45,372
Then you tell me, and if you
Lie, you'll go to hell.
397
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:49,409
He didn't say
You'd get mad.
Come on!
398
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,284
What is this?
That's my question.
399
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,319
What's going on?
I have no idea.
400
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:03,390
They're asking for phosphates
And egg creams and black cows,
They already gave you up,
401
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,525
So tell me what's going on.
Who finked?
402
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,127
Him. Well, you did.
Snitch.
403
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:09,196
It's not the kid's fault.
What's this about?
404
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,864
You are so closed-minded
To new things, luke,
405
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:14,367
That I decided to make an
Admittedly desperate attempt
406
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,403
To convince you
Of the need for something
407
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,538
That I think is a
Terrific idea --
408
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,407
Which is.
An old-fashioned,
409
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,442
Turn-of-the-century soda shop.
410
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:23,843
Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi.
411
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:26,479
It's just the kind of wholesome
Hang today's teens need
412
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,715
To keep them
Off the streets.
413
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:31,184
And our streets are so wild?
414
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:35,021
If you ask me, yes,
And I have proof.
415
00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:37,957
What are these?
Surveillance photos of town
Goings-on --
416
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:41,027
The dark side of stars hollow,
Luke -- not a pretty picture.
417
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:42,295
These are kids
On skateboards.
418
00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:43,663
Slaloming around pop bottles
419
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,898
Down the middle of the street.
I'm telling you!
420
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:48,868
If we don't quit furnishing
These skateboarding z-boys
421
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,337
With a moral distraction,
422
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:53,005
They're going to turn stars
Hollow into dogtown!
423
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,041
This is next to the diner.
I know.
424
00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:57,009
I own that space.
I know.
425
00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:01,148
You wanna open a soda shop
Next to the diner?
It's the only one appropriate.
426
00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:03,383
Taylor, no, no, no,
And every day,
427
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,418
From now till the end
Of my life,
428
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:07,654
I am going to come
And say, "Taylor, no."
429
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,523
When I die, I'm gonna be
Frozen next to ted williams.
430
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,993
When they find the cure
To what I died of
And unfreeze me,
431
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,628
My first words will be
"How's ted?"
432
00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:18,030
Followed closely by
"Taylor, no!"
433
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,899
But the space is empty!
Not for long!
434
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:22,969
And what are your plans for it?
A skateboard
And pop-bottle shop.
435
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:27,140
That's not funny.
With in-house experts to teach
The craft of street slaloming.
436
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,275
Still not funny.
437
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,410
I'm not in
A very funny mood!
438
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:31,811
Luke, are you taking
Applications
439
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:34,046
For jobs at your skateboard
And bottle shop?
440
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,648
Yeah. I'm interviewing
People today, kirk.
441
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:38,084
Shall I go and change
Or will casual suffice?
442
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:39,319
I like the going-home part.
443
00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:40,653
I don't understand.
444
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:44,857
Hey.
Hey.
445
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:47,494
Guess who I had a very
Productive conversation
With today --
446
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,262
Headmaster charleston.
You're kidding.
447
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,564
No. I think we came up
With a solution
448
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:52,865
To our application anxiety.
449
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,601
Wanna hear it?
I guess.
450
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:57,036
We spent 10 minutes
On him bugging me to volunteer
451
00:18:57,103 --> 00:19:01,308
For more stuff at school or
To make a donation to build
A new basketball court
452
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,042
And then of me
Convincing him
453
00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:04,677
That what sounded
Like me going "Hah!"
454
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,646
Was really me clearing
My throat,
455
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:09,015
After that, we had
A very productive
Conversation.
456
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,583
And?
457
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,019
He suggested setting up a
Meeting with a harvard graduate,
458
00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:16,289
Like a dinner or something.
He even gave me a phone number.
459
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:18,024
An alumni dinner?
Yes, exactly.
460
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:22,061
Do they do that?
Apparently, it's
Done all the time.
461
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:26,065
We could talk with someone who's
Been through it all and did it
Successfully.
462
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:28,501
You can ask questions.
He can give some perspective.
463
00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:30,136
It seems perfect.
Sounds weird.
464
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:32,004
A little.
I'll go with you,
465
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:34,941
What's the worst that can
Happen? We're bored
And blow a meal,
466
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,644
If he can help,
Then that's a good thing, right?
467
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:40,112
I do have some questions --
A lot of questions.
468
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,348
Well, let's call him.
469
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:42,782
Now?
Yes. Yes.
470
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:45,117
There's no time like
The present. Come on.
471
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,986
His name is
Darren springsteen
472
00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:49,956
Of westport, connecticut,
Harvard class of '74.
473
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:53,626
Does he have
A brother named bruce.
I'm not gonna ask him that.
474
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,464
It's ringing.
[giggles]
475
00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:00,099
Why'd you hang up?
I'm not good at
These things!
476
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,701
Did he answer?
Yes.
477
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:04,304
Yes?! Rory, that's a really
Terrible first impression!
478
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,338
[phone ringing]
479
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:06,439
Uh-oh.
Him?
480
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:08,040
Maybe.
He star-69'd us?
481
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:10,477
The harvard people can afford
All the latest technology.
482
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,545
[ beep ]
Answer.
483
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:15,682
You've reached suffragette
City. If you're calling about
Lane kim's ad,
484
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:18,117
Sorry, we're not in. Don't
Commit rock and roll suicide,
485
00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:20,787
Just crank a message
At the feedback.
Oh, jeez.
486
00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:23,556
If he is related to bruce,
He could dig it.
487
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,792
Hey, I'm dave rygalski.
I'm calling about the ad.
488
00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:30,430
I left my number before. So,
Call when you get a chance. Bye.
489
00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:31,531
Let's try this again.
490
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:32,965
Can we
Do this later?
491
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:35,201
No, let's get it done now.
492
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:36,469
It's ringing.
493
00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:38,338
Let's do it later.
It's ringing!
494
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:40,973
I'm gonna say the wrong thing
Or have the wrong tone.
495
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,209
I'm not in good first-impression
Mode right now.
496
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:46,413
Ma--
Hello.
497
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:48,247
[ high-pitched voice ]
Hello, this is rory gilmore.
498
00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:50,082
I believe you were expecting
My call.
499
00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:54,854
Um, well, this is such a
Wonderful opportunity for me.
500
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,188
Whatever's good for you.
501
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,657
Not so breathy.
502
00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:59,526
[ normal voice ]
That's how chickens talk!
503
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,461
[ high-pitched voice ]
Lunch? Oh, yes.
504
00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:03,896
Let me just check
My organizer.
505
00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:06,499
Oh, perfect.
My mother will be there, too.
506
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:07,934
She's terrific.
507
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,603
Alright, I'll see you
This weekend.
508
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:11,738
Bye.
509
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,973
You're no danny gans.
I never claimed to be.
510
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:17,276
He's going to be expecting
Chilton high school senior
Trixie mcbimbo.
511
00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:18,511
And her mother,
Bambi mcbimbo.
512
00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:19,946
I guess
It can't hurt.
513
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:21,814
It can only help.
Okay.
514
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:26,285
If it's a bust, we'll grab
A pole and trixie and bambi'll
Take it on the road.
515
00:21:26,353 --> 00:21:28,120
That's something to put
On your application.
516
00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:29,356
Thanks, mom.
517
00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:31,358
[ high-pitched voice ]
Bye, trixie.
518
00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:37,597
So, alumna is a girl graduate
And alumnus is a man.
519
00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:39,399
Singular.
So, an unmarried man?
520
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:40,533
No, not not married.
521
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:41,968
He can be married
Or single.
522
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:44,404
All alumnus means is
One man, singular
523
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:45,838
As opposed to
Many men, plural.
524
00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:47,273
And plural is alumni.
Right.
525
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:48,708
That can be
Girls and guys.
526
00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:50,843
Kinky.
Not kinky,
Just what it is.
527
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:52,679
You're no fun
When you're nervous.
528
00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:54,914
Yes, because we have
So much fun with latin.
529
00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:56,816
Do we call this guy,
"Alumnus darren" --
530
00:21:56,883 --> 00:21:59,452
Like you'd say
"Farmer john" or
"The butcher lazar wolf"?
531
00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:00,920
Ishkabibble.
532
00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:03,890
Hello there.
Hello, I'm lorelai gilmore.
533
00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:05,525
Darren springsteen.
Nice to meet you.
534
00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:07,760
And this must be
The reason we're all here.
535
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,829
Hello.
I hope we're not
Putting you out.
536
00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:12,465
Putting us out? Today you are
The springsteen family's
537
00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:14,367
Raison d'etre.
Come in. Come in.
538
00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:17,203
Was your drive long?
Not too.
539
00:22:17,269 --> 00:22:20,540
Stars hollow is charming.
The last time
We drove through there,
540
00:22:20,607 --> 00:22:22,375
There was
A pumpkin patch...
Sounds like us.
541
00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:25,412
...In march.
That would be the year
The pumpkins arrived late.
542
00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:26,846
Sounds like
A dr. Seuss book.
543
00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:28,481
You came bearing gifts?
What?
544
00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:31,518
Oh, this.
No, this is not a gift.
545
00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:33,953
These are my records --
Grades, s.A.T.S.
546
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,054
It's rory in a bag.
547
00:22:35,121 --> 00:22:37,089
You add water, and her
Brilliance springs out.
548
00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:39,526
Why don't I just glance at this
Some other time?
549
00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:43,396
This afternoon, why don't
We just talk and get
To know one another, okay?
550
00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:44,897
You're a very nice
Alumni.
551
00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:46,265
Thanks.
552
00:22:46,332 --> 00:22:48,034
That's the plural.
Oh, rats!
553
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,368
Lorelai, rory,
554
00:22:49,436 --> 00:22:50,837
Say hello to marie,
My wife.
555
00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:53,205
Hello. So good
To have you here.
556
00:22:53,272 --> 00:22:54,474
Hi.
Thank you.
557
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:56,476
How about drinks --
Iced tea, water?
558
00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:58,578
Iced tea's good.
Same here.
559
00:22:58,645 --> 00:23:00,346
You like art, rory?
Very much.
560
00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:02,449
Modern painting
Is my passion.
561
00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:04,250
I've got a hockney,
A kline.
562
00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:05,918
What I don't have is
A diebenkorn,
563
00:23:05,985 --> 00:23:07,787
So please don't ask,
"Where's the diebenkorn?"
564
00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:09,656
Oh, you warned me
Just in time!
565
00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:11,558
Only recently got
Into sculpture.
566
00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:14,561
My latest acquisition,
It's a zoltan kemeny --
567
00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:15,828
Very provocative.
568
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,630
Don't you just love
Its audacity?
569
00:23:17,697 --> 00:23:19,065
Yes, it's very
Audacious.
570
00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:21,568
So what are some of
Your other interests, rory?
571
00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:23,836
Oh, well, pull up
A comfy chair there, darren,
572
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:25,905
Because they are
Widespread and extensive.
573
00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:28,240
I read a lot.
I'm into the russians lately.
574
00:23:28,307 --> 00:23:31,343
Tolstoy? Turgenev?
Gogol's my thing right now.
"Dead souls."
575
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:32,912
One of my favorites.
576
00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:35,882
Weren't you reading that when we
Got your harvard application?
577
00:23:35,948 --> 00:23:37,484
Yes. Yes, I was.
578
00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:40,487
I saw that harvard logo
On the envelope, and I said,
579
00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:43,756
"Rory, get your nose out of
Your gogol and get over here!"
580
00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:46,593
We have a tv somewhere,
But it's more of a table
581
00:23:46,659 --> 00:23:49,662
To put a cup of chai tea on.
You know what I mean?
582
00:23:49,729 --> 00:23:53,533
I watch way too many sports,
And I go to
All the harvard games.
583
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,635
Do you like sports?
No. Yes.
584
00:23:55,702 --> 00:23:57,704
That is, we follow
Certain things.
585
00:23:57,770 --> 00:24:01,574
We enjoy various aspects
Of certain sporting endeavors.
586
00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:03,009
But it wouldn't be the kind
587
00:24:03,075 --> 00:24:05,244
That you could ask
Any follow-up questions on.
588
00:24:05,311 --> 00:24:06,813
It's a general interest.
589
00:24:06,879 --> 00:24:09,048
Got it. It's pretty much
A waste of time,
590
00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:11,684
But it's how I waste my time.
I collect memorabilia, too.
591
00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:14,854
I've got each year's
Harvard team pennant
Going back to 1927.
592
00:24:14,921 --> 00:24:16,889
Lots of displayed
Harvard paraphernalia, huh?
593
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:19,158
It's all over the walls
At the rec room.
594
00:24:19,225 --> 00:24:21,494
See, see. Lots of paraphernalia.
Watch the ribs.
595
00:24:21,561 --> 00:24:22,862
Ah, here are the kids.
596
00:24:22,929 --> 00:24:24,797
Jack, jennifer,
This is lorelai and rory.
597
00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:26,633
Hi, there.
It's nice to meet you.
598
00:24:26,699 --> 00:24:27,800
Likewise.
Hi.
599
00:24:27,867 --> 00:24:29,268
Jack's premed
At princeton,
600
00:24:29,335 --> 00:24:31,971
And jennifer's bound
For harvard, like you, rory.
601
00:24:32,038 --> 00:24:35,274
Oh! We should talk!
Sure.
602
00:24:35,341 --> 00:24:37,209
If not today,
Another day, okay?
Okay.
603
00:24:37,276 --> 00:24:40,647
Do you wanna pick
A time now or later?
Later's fine.
604
00:24:40,713 --> 00:24:42,682
I'll make a note
In my palm pilot.
605
00:24:42,749 --> 00:24:44,483
Cool.
Here are your teas.
606
00:24:44,551 --> 00:24:46,018
Thank you.
607
00:24:46,085 --> 00:24:48,588
Darren, we should really
Get the chicken going.
Right.
608
00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:50,422
You're getting
My famous chicken today.
609
00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:51,691
I hope you like
Chicken.
610
00:24:51,758 --> 00:24:53,125
Love it.
I'll be right back.
611
00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:54,827
There's some of my
Harvard yearbooks.
612
00:24:54,894 --> 00:24:56,829
Peruse them, if you like.
Oh.
613
00:24:56,896 --> 00:24:59,532
Jen, we should go
Clean up.
Mm, definitely.
614
00:24:59,599 --> 00:25:01,734
I will see you
In a jiff.
615
00:25:01,801 --> 00:25:03,970
[ chuckles nervously ]
616
00:25:04,036 --> 00:25:05,204
Ew.
What?
617
00:25:05,271 --> 00:25:07,640
Did they just leave
To take a shower together?
618
00:25:07,707 --> 00:25:09,542
Oh, gross.
What they bounced in together,
619
00:25:09,609 --> 00:25:10,810
They bounced out together.
620
00:25:10,877 --> 00:25:12,579
New topic.
Can't take gritty reality?
621
00:25:12,645 --> 00:25:14,446
Or slanderous
Postulating.
622
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,716
They're off
The tennis court
And not sweating?
623
00:25:16,783 --> 00:25:18,751
Maybe when you're
That white, you don't sweat.
624
00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:20,687
Darren's nice, isn't he?
He's very nice.
625
00:25:20,753 --> 00:25:22,722
Do you think I'm making
A good impression?
626
00:25:22,789 --> 00:25:24,023
Great impression!
He loves you.
627
00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:26,258
Especially when he found out
You share his love
628
00:25:26,325 --> 00:25:28,327
Of various aspects
Of certain sporting endeavors.
629
00:25:28,394 --> 00:25:29,528
Hey, you started it.
630
00:25:29,596 --> 00:25:31,731
We could've just
Told the truth.
631
00:25:31,798 --> 00:25:33,165
I was trying
To humanize us.
632
00:25:33,232 --> 00:25:35,201
Yeah, with our funny-looking
Chai tea table --
633
00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:36,535
Very humanizing.
634
00:25:36,603 --> 00:25:38,237
[ raspy voice ]
Zoltan kemeny.
635
00:25:38,304 --> 00:25:39,806
What?
That artist's name,
636
00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:42,208
It sounds like robot language.
Isn't it? Zoltan kemeny.
637
00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:44,543
Don't say it again.
Zoltan kemeny. Zoltan kemeny.
638
00:25:44,611 --> 00:25:46,613
Stop! Don't.
Zolta...
639
00:25:46,679 --> 00:25:48,781
Oh. I'm sorry.
I'm interrupting the fun.
640
00:25:48,848 --> 00:25:50,249
No, that's alright.
You're not.
641
00:25:50,316 --> 00:25:52,351
We were just laughing
At the funny haircuts.
642
00:25:52,418 --> 00:25:55,655
I know. Aren't they a blast?
Just a sea of goofy sideburns.
643
00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:58,791
Lunch will be ready
In just a few minutes.
644
00:25:58,858 --> 00:26:00,226
Zoltan --
Stop!
645
00:26:01,761 --> 00:26:03,395
Oh, wow,
What a beautiful table.
646
00:26:03,462 --> 00:26:05,031
Yes, you didn't have to
Do this.
647
00:26:05,097 --> 00:26:06,933
Rory, honestly,
It's our pleasure.
648
00:26:06,999 --> 00:26:08,935
Perfect timing, kids.
Jack: excellent.
649
00:26:09,001 --> 00:26:10,369
Nice-looking lunch,
Mom.
650
00:26:10,436 --> 00:26:11,804
Color-coordinated.
Shh.
651
00:26:11,871 --> 00:26:14,240
Guests of honor,
Why don't you sit over there?
652
00:26:14,306 --> 00:26:15,341
Thank you.
653
00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:16,943
Oh, family pictures.
654
00:26:17,009 --> 00:26:18,444
You have another girl,
Don't you?
655
00:26:18,510 --> 00:26:21,347
Yes, we do.
Where is she?
What does she do?
656
00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:23,349
Oh, uh...
657
00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:24,751
She's not here.
658
00:26:24,817 --> 00:26:26,185
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have asked.
659
00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:28,020
Oh, no, it's alright.
That's carol.
660
00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:29,989
She's a year ahead
Of rory. She's...
661
00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:32,524
She's following
Her own path.
662
00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:33,926
Right.
663
00:26:33,993 --> 00:26:35,962
Carol's doing
Her own thing.
Okay.
664
00:26:36,028 --> 00:26:37,964
Well, let's eat,
Everybody.
665
00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:40,199
Honored guests, please choose
From the chicken first.
666
00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:41,567
Thank you very much.
667
00:26:41,634 --> 00:26:44,203
You're gonna have to fight
Over the breast, as always.
668
00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:46,806
So, lorelai,
What's your alma mater?
669
00:26:46,873 --> 00:26:49,041
Well, I was too preoccupied
To go to college,
670
00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,710
With weighing
A couple hundred pounds
671
00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:53,780
And having feet
Twice my normal size and all.
672
00:26:53,846 --> 00:26:54,914
[ laughing ] I see.
673
00:26:54,981 --> 00:26:56,382
But she took night classes
674
00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:57,750
And graduated last year.
675
00:26:57,817 --> 00:26:59,852
She has an a.A. Degree
In business.
676
00:26:59,919 --> 00:27:01,688
Oh, that's wonderful.
677
00:27:01,754 --> 00:27:03,022
In fact, it's refreshing.
678
00:27:03,089 --> 00:27:04,891
Might even be
To rory's benefit.
679
00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:07,727
Good things didn't come to
Your family in one fell swoop.
680
00:27:07,794 --> 00:27:09,228
You struggled for it.
That's true.
681
00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:11,764
"One fell swoop" --
Interesting phrase.
682
00:27:11,831 --> 00:27:13,265
Very.
Origin?
683
00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:15,968
It was coined in "Macbeth"
And derives from middle english.
684
00:27:16,035 --> 00:27:18,404
Very good, son. You know
Your shakespeare then, do you?
685
00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:21,674
More than most.
In which play does
Falstaff appear?
686
00:27:21,741 --> 00:27:23,209
That would be plays.
687
00:27:23,275 --> 00:27:26,278
"Henry iv," part 1 and 2, and
"The merry wives of windsor."
688
00:27:26,345 --> 00:27:28,848
So, that was a different
Falstaff in "Henry v"?
689
00:27:28,915 --> 00:27:31,517
This is a little tradition
With us -- quizzes at meals.
690
00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:32,819
It keeps the springsteens
Sharp.
691
00:27:32,885 --> 00:27:34,486
Very kennedyesque.
692
00:27:34,553 --> 00:27:36,522
Mmm, we love the kennedys.
693
00:27:36,588 --> 00:27:37,857
As do we all.
694
00:27:37,924 --> 00:27:39,191
Now, the person questioned
695
00:27:39,258 --> 00:27:40,960
Can challenge me
With a follow-up,
696
00:27:41,027 --> 00:27:42,729
If he gets
His question right.
697
00:27:42,795 --> 00:27:44,130
Gets pretty competitive.
698
00:27:44,196 --> 00:27:46,098
Well, if pistols are drawn,
We're ducking.
699
00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:47,834
Jack,
Which polish composer --
700
00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:49,368
Chopin.
Patience --
701
00:27:49,435 --> 00:27:51,537
Became prime minister
Of his country.
702
00:27:51,603 --> 00:27:53,272
Paderewski?
That's right.
703
00:27:53,339 --> 00:27:55,341
But your impetuousness
Cost you a follow-up.
704
00:27:55,407 --> 00:27:58,711
Jennifer, can you give me
The 3 subclasses
705
00:27:58,778 --> 00:28:00,046
Of the mesozoic era?
706
00:28:00,112 --> 00:28:01,981
Triassic, jurassic,
And cretaceous.
707
00:28:02,048 --> 00:28:03,515
[ chuckling ] Good.
708
00:28:03,582 --> 00:28:05,651
Follow-up -- what preceded
The mesozoic era?
709
00:28:05,718 --> 00:28:07,353
Paleozoic.
He's good.
710
00:28:07,419 --> 00:28:08,620
It's hard to stop darren.
711
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,622
Impossible.
He's brilliant.
712
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,358
Open question --
713
00:28:12,424 --> 00:28:15,027
What mythological figure
Has the head of a man,
714
00:28:15,094 --> 00:28:18,197
The body of a lion,
And the tail of a scorpion?
715
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,133
Here's a hint --
716
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:24,136
It's also the title of a novel
By robertson davies.
717
00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:25,371
Oh, manticore.
718
00:28:25,437 --> 00:28:26,739
Very good, rory!
719
00:28:26,806 --> 00:28:28,374
Yes, very good, rory.
720
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:29,842
Yes, very good, rory.
721
00:28:29,909 --> 00:28:32,378
Marie:
More water, lorelai?
Please. Thank you.
722
00:28:32,444 --> 00:28:35,181
Do you know which french city,
Famous for its water,
723
00:28:35,247 --> 00:28:38,050
Was the capital of
Collaborationist france?
724
00:28:40,252 --> 00:28:41,754
Oh, me? [ chuckles ]
725
00:28:41,821 --> 00:28:45,191
Um, evian? Perrier?
Le crystal geyser?
726
00:28:45,257 --> 00:28:47,894
Jennifer, do you wanna
Help lorelai out?
727
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:49,195
Vichy.
That's correct.
728
00:28:49,261 --> 00:28:51,964
Oh, that's right.
Vichy water. I knew that.
729
00:28:52,031 --> 00:28:54,066
What about the year
Of germany's victory
730
00:28:54,133 --> 00:28:56,468
In the franco-prussian war?
731
00:28:56,535 --> 00:28:57,770
Me again?
732
00:28:57,837 --> 00:28:59,806
If you wish.
I don't know that one.
733
00:28:59,872 --> 00:29:02,775
I do know istanbul
Is constantinople,
734
00:29:02,842 --> 00:29:06,145
So if you've got a date
In constantinople,
735
00:29:06,212 --> 00:29:08,480
She'll be waiting
In istanbul.
736
00:29:09,381 --> 00:29:10,716
That's true.
737
00:29:10,783 --> 00:29:12,151
You know,
I'm sorry to interrupt,
738
00:29:12,218 --> 00:29:13,986
But I'd like to
Wash my hands.
739
00:29:14,053 --> 00:29:15,822
Our fault.
We rushed you in here.
740
00:29:15,888 --> 00:29:17,356
Our downstairs
Is being remodeled.
741
00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:19,792
You have to use upstairs --
End of the hall.
742
00:29:19,859 --> 00:29:21,894
Hurry back.
I will.
743
00:29:21,961 --> 00:29:23,129
[ sighs ]
744
00:29:23,195 --> 00:29:24,997
So, that painting there,
Wow.
745
00:29:25,064 --> 00:29:27,834
The colors are so great.
I can't stop staring at it.
746
00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:29,001
It's just beautiful.
747
00:29:29,068 --> 00:29:30,469
It's by a student of matisse.
748
00:29:30,536 --> 00:29:32,939
I think he caught
The master's colors wonderfully.
749
00:29:33,005 --> 00:29:35,074
Oh, matisse. Love him.
750
00:29:35,141 --> 00:29:37,176
I think only a charlatan
Wouldn't.
751
00:29:37,243 --> 00:29:40,813
Anyone know the artistic
Movement matisse championed
752
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,215
And referred to as
"The wild beast"?
753
00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:44,483
Fauvism.
754
00:29:44,550 --> 00:29:45,784
Correct.
Follow-up.
755
00:29:45,852 --> 00:29:47,419
And then we'll go
Round robin.
756
00:29:47,486 --> 00:29:49,155
[ laughter ]
757
00:29:56,362 --> 00:29:57,396
Coming through.
758
00:29:57,463 --> 00:29:58,898
Oh, s-sorry.
759
00:29:58,965 --> 00:30:00,833
I just heard music.
760
00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:02,168
Cool room.
761
00:30:02,234 --> 00:30:03,836
Tom waits.
What?
762
00:30:03,903 --> 00:30:05,537
The music.
Oh, I thought so.
763
00:30:05,604 --> 00:30:08,640
I love him.
I worship him. I even
Mildly stalked him once.
764
00:30:08,707 --> 00:30:12,511
Really?
Last year I heard he was staying
In this hotel, I went every day,
765
00:30:12,578 --> 00:30:14,881
Drinking massive amounts of
Coffee waiting for him.
766
00:30:14,947 --> 00:30:16,949
Did you see him?
No, he never came down.
767
00:30:17,016 --> 00:30:19,986
For all I know,
He's still there.
Hand me that brush?
768
00:30:20,052 --> 00:30:22,221
That stupid manager
Made me cover for fiona today.
769
00:30:22,288 --> 00:30:23,890
That girl is a major
Piecrust.
770
00:30:23,956 --> 00:30:24,957
Ears?
What?
771
00:30:25,024 --> 00:30:27,359
On the chair.
What time is it?
772
00:30:27,426 --> 00:30:30,262
Um...3:00.
Oh, I'm totally late
For my next job.
773
00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:34,333
Oh, well, I guess grandma
Had to take another trip
To the emergency room, right?
774
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,368
Are they on straight?
I think so.
775
00:30:36,435 --> 00:30:37,203
Good. Who are you?
776
00:30:37,269 --> 00:30:38,938
I'm sorry.
I'm rory gilmore.
777
00:30:39,005 --> 00:30:40,606
You're one of
The harvard-bound?
778
00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:42,508
Yeah --
At least, I hope so.
779
00:30:42,574 --> 00:30:44,043
Oh, trust me, you are.
780
00:30:44,110 --> 00:30:46,845
You've got that really good,
Straight, shiny, harvard hair.
781
00:30:46,913 --> 00:30:48,480
Zip me up?
782
00:30:48,547 --> 00:30:50,749
I'm sorry.
Are you...Carol?
783
00:30:50,816 --> 00:30:51,984
Yeah, why?
784
00:30:52,051 --> 00:30:53,953
I don't know.
I just didn't expect --
785
00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:55,221
What?
Well, you.
786
00:30:55,287 --> 00:30:56,422
Why?
I don't know.
787
00:30:56,488 --> 00:30:58,457
Your parents just
Made it sound like --
788
00:30:58,524 --> 00:31:01,928
Like I was holed up in
The chelsea with a needle
Sticking out?
789
00:31:01,994 --> 00:31:03,963
Screaming sid
At the top of my lungs?
790
00:31:04,030 --> 00:31:06,498
Well, to them,
This is pretty close.
791
00:31:06,565 --> 00:31:09,969
Can I ask you what exactly you
Are dressing up like this for?
792
00:31:10,036 --> 00:31:11,470
Morgan tanner's
4th birthday party.
793
00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:12,838
You're kidding.
794
00:31:12,905 --> 00:31:14,473
This is my fifth
Birthday this week.
795
00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:17,009
Great tips, all cash,
And, of course, there's cake.
796
00:31:17,076 --> 00:31:19,245
So, you're a waitress
And a birthday bunny
797
00:31:19,311 --> 00:31:21,480
And you go to school --
That's pretty amazing.
798
00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:23,015
I don't go to school.
799
00:31:23,082 --> 00:31:25,251
Oh, sorry. I just assumed.
I mean, your family --
800
00:31:25,317 --> 00:31:27,719
My brother and sister
Got stuck on that conveyor belt.
801
00:31:27,786 --> 00:31:30,556
I however escaped somewhere
Around the 11th grade,
Thank god.
802
00:31:30,622 --> 00:31:32,992
Oh, but hey, no offense.
I mean, that's just me.
803
00:31:33,059 --> 00:31:36,262
If you like being
On the conveyor belt,
Then good for you.
804
00:31:36,328 --> 00:31:37,896
I'm not on
The conveyor belt.
805
00:31:37,964 --> 00:31:39,565
Okay.
806
00:31:39,631 --> 00:31:41,367
I'm not. I want this.
807
00:31:41,433 --> 00:31:44,070
I've dreamt of going to harvard
Since I was little.
808
00:31:44,136 --> 00:31:46,105
Yeah, a lot of 4-year-olds
Dream of that.
809
00:31:46,172 --> 00:31:47,940
It comes right after
Meeting harry potter.
810
00:31:48,007 --> 00:31:49,441
Hey, I'm not gonna
Justify myself
811
00:31:49,508 --> 00:31:52,178
To someone with a...Tail.
You're right. I'm sorry.
812
00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:55,447
It's just that around here,
The harvard brainwashing
Starts in the womb.
813
00:31:55,514 --> 00:31:59,318
If you were to tell
Either of my siblings that there
Was another life choice
814
00:31:59,385 --> 00:32:01,753
Outside of the I.V. League
Their khakis would wrinkle.
815
00:32:01,820 --> 00:32:06,025
Maybe they really want it.
No, my parents want it, and
They wanna please my parents.
816
00:32:06,092 --> 00:32:08,194
Don't you wanna please
Your parents?
817
00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:10,896
Yeah, but not at the expense
Of finding myself.
818
00:32:10,963 --> 00:32:13,132
Or your carrot.
819
00:32:13,199 --> 00:32:15,534
You gotta have
Your carrot.
820
00:32:15,601 --> 00:32:17,203
So, tell me something,
Harvard hair.
821
00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:19,238
How bad do you wanna please
Your parents?
822
00:32:19,305 --> 00:32:21,507
My mom, and really bad,
But it's not hard.
823
00:32:21,573 --> 00:32:23,142
She's okay
With anything I do.
824
00:32:23,209 --> 00:32:24,977
As long as I'm happy,
She's good.
825
00:32:25,044 --> 00:32:26,512
You sure?
I'm very sure.
826
00:32:26,578 --> 00:32:27,613
Then you're lucky.
827
00:32:27,679 --> 00:32:29,015
Yeah, I am lucky.
828
00:32:29,081 --> 00:32:32,184
Rory quick, what are
The 3 major hindu deities?
829
00:32:32,251 --> 00:32:33,419
Because I've missed
4 questions.
830
00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:35,487
If I miss again,
I won't get dessert.
831
00:32:35,554 --> 00:32:38,557
Brahma, shiva, and vishnu.
Brahma, shiva, and vishnu.
Hi, other daughter.
832
00:32:38,624 --> 00:32:41,427
I probably shouldn't
Do a gesundheit joke
When I say "Vishnu."
833
00:32:41,493 --> 00:32:43,129
Good thinking.
Okay thanks, bye.
834
00:32:43,195 --> 00:32:45,564
I'll go with you.
I'm glad to have met you.
835
00:32:45,631 --> 00:32:48,100
Same here.
Good luck with harvard.
Thanks.
836
00:32:50,236 --> 00:32:53,139
[ smooches ]
Oh. What's that for?
837
00:32:53,205 --> 00:32:55,207
For not putting me
On the conveyor belt.
838
00:32:55,274 --> 00:32:57,143
Yes, that was
Very big of me.
839
00:32:57,209 --> 00:32:59,011
You don't know.
840
00:33:01,713 --> 00:33:03,682
Thank you so much for
Answering all my dumb questions.
841
00:33:03,749 --> 00:33:06,518
You asked no dumb questions,
And I hope my answers sufficed.
842
00:33:06,585 --> 00:33:09,288
Definitely. Bye.
Au revoir.
843
00:33:09,355 --> 00:33:12,158
Thank you so much.
It did a world of good for her.
844
00:33:12,224 --> 00:33:14,593
She's a very impressive
Young lady.
I wholeheartedly concur.
845
00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:18,064
You molded her well.
I didn't mold her.
Rory popped out that way.
846
00:33:18,130 --> 00:33:20,499
You're being modest.
You don't know me,
Do you?
847
00:33:20,566 --> 00:33:22,334
So long.
Bye.
848
00:33:22,401 --> 00:33:24,436
What did he say?
That you're god-like.
849
00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:25,537
Is that all?
850
00:33:25,604 --> 00:33:27,406
And that his brother
Bruce springsteen
851
00:33:27,473 --> 00:33:30,876
Would be happy to come and play
At our next party or event.
852
00:33:30,942 --> 00:33:32,178
I figured
Your graduation party.
853
00:33:32,244 --> 00:33:34,246
I'll be very popular.
Mm-hmm.
854
00:33:34,313 --> 00:33:35,581
All in favor, say "Ay."
855
00:33:35,647 --> 00:33:37,316
Ay. Ay.
Ay. Ay.
856
00:33:37,383 --> 00:33:39,751
Let the record show that the
Funds have been approved
857
00:33:39,818 --> 00:33:42,588
To close the town bank account
That holds the town funds
858
00:33:42,654 --> 00:33:45,124
In order to open a new
Town-funds bank account
859
00:33:45,191 --> 00:33:47,659
At a different
Banking institution.
860
00:33:47,726 --> 00:33:51,363
Young ladies, in anticipation
Of your tardiness,
861
00:33:51,430 --> 00:33:54,200
We saved two seats for you
Right there in the back.
862
00:33:54,266 --> 00:33:56,535
Thanks for thinking
Of us, taylor.
863
00:33:56,602 --> 00:34:00,239
Whoo! Okay, raise your hand
If you bathed in cologne.
864
00:34:00,306 --> 00:34:02,508
In the interest of
Getting home some time tonight,
865
00:34:02,574 --> 00:34:05,144
I'd like to bring up
The final point of business,
866
00:34:05,211 --> 00:34:07,313
And that is a certain
Citizen's desire
867
00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:10,782
To open an old-fashioned
Soda shop in town.
868
00:34:10,849 --> 00:34:12,851
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
Whoa, whoa.
Who's the guy?
869
00:34:12,918 --> 00:34:16,021
What other putz would want to
Open an old-fashioned soda shop?
870
00:34:16,088 --> 00:34:17,456
Dispense with the yiddish
Young man.
871
00:34:17,523 --> 00:34:19,091
This is not a town matter.
872
00:34:19,158 --> 00:34:21,127
This is a private matter
Between you and me,
873
00:34:21,193 --> 00:34:24,396
Which was settled
When I said no.
This is a town matter
874
00:34:24,463 --> 00:34:27,299
Because when this town is
In need of a particular business
875
00:34:27,366 --> 00:34:29,268
To provide necessary services,
876
00:34:29,335 --> 00:34:31,903
It's up to the town
To band together and lure it.
877
00:34:31,970 --> 00:34:34,740
How does a stupid soda shop
Count as a necessary business?
878
00:34:34,806 --> 00:34:37,576
Allow me to show you something
That will make you wonder
879
00:34:37,643 --> 00:34:39,678
How we ever lived without it.
880
00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:42,414
Kirk, if you will.
881
00:34:42,481 --> 00:34:45,451
Kirk, I told you to get
Something decorative
To cover it.
882
00:34:45,517 --> 00:34:48,086
My mom wouldn't let me use
One of her nice tablecloths,
883
00:34:48,154 --> 00:34:51,590
So I just grabbed a sheet
From my hamper.
Take it off.
884
00:34:53,192 --> 00:34:54,893
Luke:
What's that, a toy?
885
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:56,562
Oh, it's awfully cute!
886
00:34:56,628 --> 00:34:59,931
That is a professionally
Manufactured diorama
887
00:34:59,998 --> 00:35:01,400
Of the proposed business.
888
00:35:01,467 --> 00:35:03,269
There's little people
And everything.
889
00:35:03,335 --> 00:35:04,670
They look so real.
890
00:35:04,736 --> 00:35:07,706
Hey! It's me,
Holding the tiny zucchini!
891
00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:09,275
Look at the horse-drawn
Carriage.
892
00:35:09,341 --> 00:35:11,109
My thought was to park it
Out front
893
00:35:11,177 --> 00:35:14,713
With the name of the business
On the side. It's very 1800s.
894
00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:17,082
The horse is taller
Than the front door!
895
00:35:17,149 --> 00:35:19,218
Way taller.
What are you up to, taylor?
896
00:35:19,285 --> 00:35:21,253
Are you breeding
Giant horses?
897
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:22,854
It's slightly
Out of proportion.
898
00:35:22,921 --> 00:35:25,924
Slightly? That little guy there
Could walk right under the horse
899
00:35:25,991 --> 00:35:29,695
Without even ducking.
You're missing
The big picture here, townsfolk!
900
00:35:29,761 --> 00:35:32,631
Now, this wonderful business
Belongs in stars hollow,
901
00:35:32,698 --> 00:35:35,401
Whether luke rents the space
Willingly or not.
902
00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:37,403
How would I not rent it
Willingly?
903
00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:39,771
I'm talking about
Eminent domain, my friend.
904
00:35:39,838 --> 00:35:41,440
Check the town's bylaws.
905
00:35:41,507 --> 00:35:44,176
If a 3/4 majority
Finds it necessary
906
00:35:44,243 --> 00:35:46,245
To use a space
For a specific function,
907
00:35:46,312 --> 00:35:47,779
The landowner must concede.
908
00:35:47,846 --> 00:35:50,015
That's for taking over houses
To turn into hospitals
909
00:35:50,081 --> 00:35:52,117
During a national emergency
Like the civil war.
910
00:35:52,184 --> 00:35:55,787
If you wanna turn this place
Into a civil war hospital,
Be my guest.
911
00:35:55,854 --> 00:35:59,658
Some would attest
That my soda shop will
Offer is on the same level
912
00:35:59,725 --> 00:36:01,693
As the comfort that a hospital
Can provide.
913
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:03,495
You're gonna need
A hospital, taylor.
914
00:36:03,562 --> 00:36:04,830
Hit him.
Which one?
915
00:36:04,896 --> 00:36:06,332
Either one.
916
00:36:06,398 --> 00:36:09,368
Luke, this shop is based
On the original soda shop
917
00:36:09,435 --> 00:36:11,470
That was in town
80 years ago!
918
00:36:11,537 --> 00:36:14,105
Don't you see?
You are preventing the town --
919
00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:15,641
From moving backwards.
920
00:36:15,707 --> 00:36:18,377
Who here wants
To do that?
921
00:36:18,444 --> 00:36:20,145
[ high-pitched voice ]
We like ice cream.
922
00:36:20,212 --> 00:36:21,713
Oh, come on.
923
00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:24,583
A nice burger from luke's
And an ice cream soda, yum.
924
00:36:24,650 --> 00:36:26,418
You want that thing?
With a cherry.
925
00:36:26,485 --> 00:36:28,320
The striped awning
And the giant horse?
926
00:36:28,387 --> 00:36:31,089
[ sighs ]
927
00:36:31,156 --> 00:36:32,958
Be ready to pay
Through the nose.
928
00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:34,192
We'll talk terms.
929
00:36:34,260 --> 00:36:36,628
We have our soda shop,
Everybody.
930
00:36:36,695 --> 00:36:38,364
Yay! Yay!
931
00:36:38,430 --> 00:36:40,031
Meeting dismissed.
932
00:36:40,098 --> 00:36:42,668
Taylor, is it too soon
To talk about management
Opportunities?
933
00:36:42,734 --> 00:36:45,637
Hey, you get to be taylor's
Landlord. That's kind of cool.
934
00:36:45,704 --> 00:36:47,439
Thanks for your lack
Of help.
935
00:36:47,506 --> 00:36:49,975
Grump.
[ chuckles ]
936
00:36:53,279 --> 00:36:55,847
So, how was lunch
With harvard guy?
937
00:36:55,914 --> 00:36:57,583
Great. He answered
All my questions.
938
00:36:57,649 --> 00:37:00,018
Makes killer chicken.
He sticks a lemon up its butt.
939
00:37:00,085 --> 00:37:03,255
He gave me excellent tips.
We're very impressed with him.
940
00:37:03,322 --> 00:37:05,023
Hmm. He passes the test.
Mm-hmm.
941
00:37:05,090 --> 00:37:06,692
Excuse me, lane?
That's me.
942
00:37:06,758 --> 00:37:08,527
Okay, great,
I'm dave rygalski.
943
00:37:08,594 --> 00:37:11,430
Right. Hi.
You're a guitarist.
Yeah.
944
00:37:11,497 --> 00:37:14,099
How did you know I was me?
Dead kennedy shirt.
945
00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:15,934
Good thinking.
Hey, isn't it a drag
946
00:37:16,001 --> 00:37:18,003
That jello biafra
Isn't singing for them anymore?
947
00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:21,273
Their front man is
That kid from "The courtship
Of eddie's father ."
948
00:37:21,340 --> 00:37:23,275
What's next -- urkel joining
The wu-tang clan?
949
00:37:23,342 --> 00:37:24,976
Or maybe "Malcolm"
Fronting the butthole surfers.
950
00:37:25,043 --> 00:37:27,413
Some things are sacred.
I'm with you on that.
951
00:37:27,479 --> 00:37:30,482
So, what's your band like?
We do a lot of cool covers.
952
00:37:30,549 --> 00:37:31,917
The clash, the kinks,
Et cetera.
953
00:37:31,983 --> 00:37:35,120
Statistically, it's like
38 of the 43 bands you listed.
954
00:37:35,186 --> 00:37:36,154
Nice percentage.
955
00:37:36,221 --> 00:37:37,789
I could play a song
We demo'd
956
00:37:37,856 --> 00:37:40,526
Using a drum machine.
Great.
What's all this?
957
00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:42,193
This is a headphone amp.
958
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:44,029
It boosts the volume
And the clarity.
959
00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:45,831
And these are grado 125s,
960
00:37:45,897 --> 00:37:49,301
Which is just really killer,
Killer portable sound.
961
00:37:49,368 --> 00:37:51,337
I'm sort of an audio geek.
Sorry.
962
00:37:51,403 --> 00:37:53,605
No, don't apologize.
I love you.
963
00:37:53,672 --> 00:37:55,341
For that --
For being that way.
964
00:37:55,407 --> 00:37:57,075
I love it.
I'm like that, too.
965
00:37:57,142 --> 00:38:00,579
Do you wanna go over to that
Bench, maybe have a listen?
966
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,949
I think a love song's
In their future.
967
00:38:04,015 --> 00:38:05,884
With lots of lyrics
About snogging.
968
00:38:05,951 --> 00:38:07,185
About what?
Hey.
969
00:38:07,252 --> 00:38:09,788
Hey.
You missed everything.
970
00:38:09,855 --> 00:38:11,490
That's snogging.
Got it.
971
00:38:11,557 --> 00:38:12,824
Bye.
[ giggles ]
972
00:38:12,891 --> 00:38:14,326
So, any fireworks?
973
00:38:14,393 --> 00:38:18,129
Well, there was a classic
Luke/taylor dispute,
But it was resolved
974
00:38:18,196 --> 00:38:20,766
And will result
In ice cream floats
And 20-foot horses.
975
00:38:20,832 --> 00:38:22,634
Good deal.
And what about your lunch?
976
00:38:22,701 --> 00:38:25,937
Oh, it was great. I feel so much
Better about things, now.
977
00:38:26,004 --> 00:38:28,039
The application's not
Freaking me out anymore.
978
00:38:28,106 --> 00:38:29,441
You look unfreaked.
979
00:38:29,508 --> 00:38:31,977
Well, nothing can stop me now.
It's full-steam ahead.
980
00:38:32,043 --> 00:38:33,278
That's great.
981
00:38:33,345 --> 00:38:35,514
Can I ask you something?
Of course you can.
982
00:38:35,581 --> 00:38:37,015
What happens
When you leave?
983
00:38:37,082 --> 00:38:38,417
When I leave when?
984
00:38:38,484 --> 00:38:40,786
When you leave for harvard.
Do we break up?
985
00:38:40,852 --> 00:38:43,455
Whoa, that was blunt
And out of nowhere.
986
00:38:43,522 --> 00:38:45,524
It seems we should
Be blunt right now.
987
00:38:45,591 --> 00:38:47,893
No, we don't break up.
Do you want that?
988
00:38:47,959 --> 00:38:49,928
No, but how will
We see each other?
989
00:38:49,995 --> 00:38:52,063
Easy. Weekends -- that's what
They were invented for.
990
00:38:52,130 --> 00:38:54,800
So you'll come home, do homework
All weekend, then leave.
991
00:38:54,866 --> 00:38:57,035
No, I can do my homework
During the week
992
00:38:57,102 --> 00:38:59,471
Or on the train coming home
To see you,
993
00:38:59,538 --> 00:39:01,907
Who I will spend my weekends
With not doing homework.
994
00:39:01,973 --> 00:39:04,810
Plus, we can talk during the
Week on the phone constantly.
995
00:39:04,876 --> 00:39:07,546
Trust me. It'll feel like
I never left.
Oh, yeah?
996
00:39:07,613 --> 00:39:09,581
Christiane amanpour
Spends half of her life
997
00:39:09,648 --> 00:39:11,583
Standing in foxholes
In third-world countries,
998
00:39:11,650 --> 00:39:13,619
And she has a husband
And a kid,
999
00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:16,054
And she was on c-span last week
Getting some award.
1000
00:39:16,121 --> 00:39:19,124
So if she and her husband
Can make it work, we can.
1001
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:21,693
So we'll have access
To the cnn jet?
No.
1002
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:24,295
Or hey -- you can go
To college in boston.
1003
00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:25,531
I'm going to
Junior college.
1004
00:39:25,597 --> 00:39:27,132
Boston has
Junior colleges.
1005
00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:28,366
But not dorm rooms.
1006
00:39:28,434 --> 00:39:29,801
You can rent an apartment.
1007
00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:32,438
With the money I get
When I win the lottery?
1008
00:39:32,504 --> 00:39:34,606
Access to
The cnn jet is more likely.
1009
00:39:34,673 --> 00:39:36,942
Why are you being
Like this, so --
Realistic?
1010
00:39:37,008 --> 00:39:39,044
Oh, come on, be serious.
1011
00:39:39,110 --> 00:39:41,747
I am. I am.
1012
00:39:43,649 --> 00:39:45,917
That's too serious.
1013
00:39:45,984 --> 00:39:48,787
Yeah, uh, you know,
Just forget it.
1014
00:39:48,854 --> 00:39:50,556
[ sighs ]
1015
00:39:50,622 --> 00:39:52,991
Come on, we were gonna go
To luke's, right?
1016
00:39:53,058 --> 00:39:54,359
Yeah.
1017
00:39:54,426 --> 00:39:55,794
[ sighs ]
Let's go to luke's.
1018
00:39:56,895 --> 00:39:58,497
It's great.
It really is.
1019
00:39:58,564 --> 00:40:00,732
Okay, cool. Listen, then,
I'll talk to the guys.
1020
00:40:00,799 --> 00:40:02,768
Uh, we'll get together
And play next week.
1021
00:40:02,834 --> 00:40:04,603
Sure!
I've got to get home.
1022
00:40:04,670 --> 00:40:07,005
Alright, well,
It was good meeting you, lane.
1023
00:40:07,072 --> 00:40:09,708
Same here.
1024
00:40:09,775 --> 00:40:11,543
"Trust god" --
Is that a band?
1025
00:40:11,610 --> 00:40:13,378
No, my life.
1026
00:40:13,445 --> 00:40:16,114
Oh, come on, you do not
Like modern art.
1027
00:40:16,181 --> 00:40:18,617
Well, then, I was mistaken.
I guess I don't.
1028
00:40:18,684 --> 00:40:20,786
I'm a mindless android.
I have no opinions.
1029
00:40:20,852 --> 00:40:22,521
Well, what kind
Do you like?
1030
00:40:22,588 --> 00:40:26,224
Do you like the kind
That looks like someone
Hemorrhaged on a canvas?
1031
00:40:26,291 --> 00:40:27,893
I love hemorrhaging.
1032
00:40:27,959 --> 00:40:30,729
The sculpture that looks like
It was dropped and glued back?
1033
00:40:30,796 --> 00:40:32,564
Actually, the real
Love of my life
1034
00:40:32,631 --> 00:40:34,800
Is being mercilessly teased
By the two of you.
1035
00:40:34,866 --> 00:40:36,835
[ sarcastically ]
Oh, we're sorry.
Yeah, we're sorry.
1036
00:40:36,902 --> 00:40:38,870
Kisses!
Oh, in public no less.
1037
00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:41,306
Hey, where's rory?
We need all the girls
Kissing you.
1038
00:40:41,372 --> 00:40:44,342
That reminds me.
What are you gonna do
With rory's room?
1039
00:40:44,409 --> 00:40:45,777
Her room? When?
When she's gone.
1040
00:40:45,844 --> 00:40:47,412
Are you doing anything with it?
1041
00:40:47,479 --> 00:40:48,847
Well, I haven't thought
About it.
1042
00:40:48,914 --> 00:40:51,116
We could work something out.
You want her room?
1043
00:40:51,182 --> 00:40:52,851
For what, your burgeoning
Modern-art collection?
1044
00:40:52,918 --> 00:40:54,786
I'm talking about
My tools.
1045
00:40:54,853 --> 00:40:57,155
Oh, your tools, yeah.
What tools?
1046
00:40:57,222 --> 00:40:59,390
I have this collection
Of antique farming tools
1047
00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:01,026
That my dad
Passed down to me.
1048
00:41:01,092 --> 00:41:02,861
Prerevolutionary war.
They're kind of valuable.
1049
00:41:02,928 --> 00:41:04,896
And I've got
No place to put them.
1050
00:41:04,963 --> 00:41:06,732
I've been looking for
The right space.
1051
00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:08,366
In rory's room?
It's perfect.
1052
00:41:08,433 --> 00:41:11,402
But she's got
All her stuff in it.
Not for long.
1053
00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:13,138
Yeah, right,
Not for long.
1054
00:41:13,204 --> 00:41:14,540
Just think about it.
1055
00:41:14,606 --> 00:41:17,242
Yeah, I will. I will.
1056
00:41:24,683 --> 00:41:27,085
No, no, not another
Band phone call.
1057
00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:29,054
You never gave lane
A cut-off time.
1058
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:31,890
Let the machine get it.
I cannot talk to
Another 17-year-old
1059
00:41:31,957 --> 00:41:33,525
Whose every other word
Is "Uhh."
1060
00:41:33,592 --> 00:41:34,993
Not even a word.
Exactly.
1061
00:41:35,060 --> 00:41:37,428
Hello, gilmores, this is
Darren springsteen, how are ya?
1062
00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:39,064
I just wanted
To let you know
1063
00:41:39,130 --> 00:41:41,499
That I just finished going over
Rory's records here,
1064
00:41:41,567 --> 00:41:42,868
And no shock,
They're perfect.
1065
00:41:42,934 --> 00:41:45,136
Rory, you are tailor-made
For harvard.
1066
00:41:45,203 --> 00:41:46,437
They're lucky to have you.
1067
00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:49,074
As far as I'm concerned,
You should pack your bags.
1068
00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:51,710
I'm gonna tell all this
To the people in admissions,
1069
00:41:51,777 --> 00:41:53,945
And I'll give your headmaster
A call as well.
1070
00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:55,947
So, take care.
We'll talk again. Bye-bye.
1071
00:41:56,014 --> 00:41:58,483
That's fantastic,
Honey.
Yeah.
1072
00:41:58,550 --> 00:42:00,886
You're in.
Well, not officially.
1073
00:42:00,952 --> 00:42:02,387
He said, "Pack your bags."
1074
00:42:02,453 --> 00:42:04,489
Yeah. Cool.
1075
00:42:04,556 --> 00:42:06,124
So, what are you up to
Today?
1076
00:42:06,191 --> 00:42:08,226
You have newspaper stuff
To do, right?
1077
00:42:08,293 --> 00:42:09,861
Yeah, a ton,
1078
00:42:09,928 --> 00:42:13,131
And you were going to catch up
With some stuff at the inn?
1079
00:42:13,198 --> 00:42:16,635
A lot of check signing to do.
Are people waiting
For their checks?
1080
00:42:16,702 --> 00:42:18,169
Kind of.
Right.
1081
00:42:18,236 --> 00:42:19,571
You know, um,
1082
00:42:19,638 --> 00:42:21,673
The newspaper stuff
Can wait till monday.
1083
00:42:21,740 --> 00:42:23,875
Really? 'cause I could sign
The checks tomorrow.
1084
00:42:23,942 --> 00:42:25,711
You sure.
Absolutely.
1085
00:42:25,777 --> 00:42:27,378
What do you want to do?
1086
00:42:27,445 --> 00:42:29,080
I don't know. Let's just hang.
1087
00:42:29,147 --> 00:42:30,949
That sounds great.
1088
00:42:31,016 --> 00:42:32,884
Luke: you ordered
That sign weeks ago.
1089
00:42:32,951 --> 00:42:35,020
You were that sure
That I'd cave in.
1090
00:42:35,086 --> 00:42:36,655
Taylor:
Well, you did, didn't you?
1091
00:42:36,722 --> 00:42:38,089
That writing's too high.
1092
00:42:38,156 --> 00:42:40,358
"Taylor's"? It said "Stars
Hollow" on stupid the model,
1093
00:42:40,425 --> 00:42:44,229
And I don't like the extra "P"
And "E" at the end of "Shop."
1094
00:42:44,295 --> 00:42:45,697
I'm your landlord, taylor.
1095
00:42:45,764 --> 00:42:47,833
And as a tenant,
I have rights...
1096
00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:51,603
* smile, there's no regrets *
1097
00:42:51,670 --> 00:42:54,706
* the years wash through
Our hands *
1098
00:42:54,773 --> 00:42:58,910
* and then
You never see tomorrow coming *
1099
00:42:58,977 --> 00:43:03,649
* you only feel the wake of it *
1100
00:43:03,715 --> 00:43:06,952
* smile, there's no... *
87071
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